Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Queen of Canada

Episode Date: August 17, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest true crime stories including an update on the disturbing Chris Chan Trial, the Indiana "adult-baby clothing store" ordered to close its doors by city, QAnon's "Queen of Canada" tells followers to arrest cops, Georgia murder suspect arrested after calling police over cold fries, a technological Hero of the Week, creepy cloud stories, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories I just want to apologize to everybody that wanted to hear my dulcet tones on the serious XM show last night Yeah, it's my fault. I Uh, it is your fault wasn't it because you can't avoid doing things when it comes to food I just want everybody to understand something about me. Okay. Yeah From afar you think that guy's got it all He's got the body He's got the hair. He's obviously got a beautiful wife. He's got an incredible job. He's got an killer sense of humor

Great friends. Those are those are true a completely I would say Unintimidating penis which I think is nice. Sure. Absolutely. It depends on who's lying to you, but yeah, yeah, but it's in it's there You know, it's like Casper. It's friendly and it urinates. It does the main things absolutely But so everyone thinks that guy's perfect. Must be Is he LeBron James? He's perfect people say that all the time people stop me Because you know what I do is and they say hey, you're LeBron James and then I just flopped to the floor There you go. You got him. Yeah, I got him. It's really not even a proper indictment on him

Yeah, I don't know. I just saw that word on Instagram once and now I've been saying it again and again Sometimes I say it to other straight men and they go like Yeah, he does fall down. Yes, he does. Um, but I want to say I wasn't there because It was Jackie's birthday. So first of all, happy birthday to Jackie. Oh, you're blaming Jackie. Yes. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Jackie She's doing great. She's alive. She's alive. If you do have an opportunity to wish Jackie happy birthday. Do it. Do it. Uh send money Um, but please send money here. I help bolster the family. All right, but she uh, she because it was her birthday

We went out had a little lunch. She was nice. You know, we spent our time together. I got a salad What'd you guys talk about? Um, we bitched What'd you guys bitch about? Um, just life in general and then she uh, the waitress was so excited It was her birthday. She brought a lovely big Oh, oh, so root beer float, which I had recently to in the night walk, right? I had one night walk Wow, I haven't had a root beer float in forever It's so good and I can eat ice cream, right? And they put that out there and it was great and um, I had one at night hawk in

New York last time I was there and it was fucking awesome I you know, and I craved them and so they brought it out And but the thing was they put out about five inches of whipped cream on the top of this thing Sure five inches of whipped cream. I absolutely a pennies penis length of whipped cream on top of it Wow three inches of whipped cream five and a quarter Yeah, I've done that for the last And I have five and one quarter

You really want to get that quarter in there? That's like when I'm sticking my hips forward. Okay, um, but uh, uh, I got massively sick right because you know that you can't eat heavy cream But yet you saw heavy cream it was placed in front of you you're a almost 40 year old adult I did it for you the audience you couldn't resist no you didn't do it for the audience I absolutely didn't they missed you on the show no because of it again great show. We had a lot of fun Sure, I bet chatted. Yeah, it was nice. I tried to call in it was too busy. Yeah, um from the toilet But then what I did was uh, but I want that reason why I did it it was for the audience for them to know I haven't missed a beat somewhere

I still make fat man mistakes and I do fat man things great And I want you know, I haven't changed and I bet you this won't be the last time I miss a contracted engagement Fantastic because of diarrhea because you can't resist the heavy cream of a root beer Float welcome to side stories everyone Ben hanging out with the recently drained Henry Zabrowski Man, I feel so thin that's what I was kind of envious of The nice thing about having a case of the bubblies is that your body you probably lost 10 pounds and the irony is You had to eat to do it. That's it. I feel like that's the ultimate of honesty. Isn't that crazy? That's all weight loss what because it's all about what goes in your system

Yeah, it's all about mostly like what doesn't but it's also about what goes in it's like jazz It's the food you don't eat Yes, that's called bulimia No, it's not Yeah, yeah, you gotta eat vegetables. Yes vegetables get full on vegetables. You'd rather do it But I uh, yes, I did get sick, but I promise you I'm gonna fucking I'm getting stronger I think maybe I've got to eat a bunch more whipped cream. No just to re temper my body to refix it I started a new probiotic. I ate these things. I'm eating like these like they're alive

I don't know about all these probiotics I'm just trying at some point you're gonna end up with like some weird callus on your asshole And then it's gonna be appropriate because everyone always does probiotics for a while and then they stop and then I don't know What happens when I need you all understand is that yes do sometimes we talk about things that aging people begin to talk about Absolutely, is this uncle corner immediately? Of course. Sure start an uncle corner. Unfortunately. Yes But I think it's important for you to know if you want to be out there If you want to be on the edge of and the tip of the spear tip of the spear normal the macabre studies You're gonna need to look after your body because guess what's not going to orbs

Orbs don't care whether about your blood pressure. No, they don't they don't care about your pressure They don't they might be able to actually tell what it is to be honest I think that they could say if they if they were a part of a reconnaissance mission Which I might be from some form of AI based machine based intelligence Far out deep in the galaxy. They're looking for weaknesses and actually love to see that you have diarrhea because then they're going to send the next wave Where's you're going to have guns attached? I mean if they're a machine based alien race. We are nothing but weaknesses. Yes That's what I mean. We're just we're just big and soft and they're ready to get us I know it's going to happen very quickly

But that's why I feel like it's important for you as a researcher And a and a person like you got to take care of yourself because we want to do this a long time Absolutely. Do you ever fantasize or think that whenever alien race is out there has already shot the final shot That's will destroy the world, but it hasn't gotten here yet. Yes. When does it get here soon? It's scary. I mean, I do feel you know what? I got into it. Maybe that's why I feel just constant dread Yeah, I was smoking a lot of marijuana yesterday because I was playing the new john man football Very fun. Oh, is it the one where you just drive the bus? No No, that's a nice Madden's bus adventurer. That's because he lost his entire football team in a plane crash

I mean, it's so small. How do you lose them? They went to the bathroom for too long folks the Malaysian plane No, what I'm saying is asteroids They are everywhere and I got into a youtube hole Yesterday and I am telling you we're getting hit folks. Do we already because do you see that they had to blow one up? Yeah, dude. No, and that shows that we're gonna win Oh, man, we're gonna beat the asteroids. The problem is I don't know it seems that the apocalypse is the call coming from inside bouts Yeah, that's true. I don't think it's gonna be out there

I think that it's gonna be in here But I I also think that anybody says it's the end of the world doesn't understand what I do love about history Is that you see how many times the world has ended? Oh, and then it just keeps going and going and going Unfortunately sometimes all right here now and you know why we're so lucky to be here Why because we are alive at the same time that chris chan's alive God, we're not talking about chris chan. Guess what guess what we are going to be doing what covering this entire trial This is the most chris chan. I mean, okay. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. They um Well, it's christine weston channel. I don't give a fuck. Uh, they raped their mother

And that's what this trial is about. Well, I don't want to cover this Allegedly, oh my god Allegedly Christine western chantler also known as internet personality chris chan which I brought up on the show But guess what it's going to grand jury There's already rumors online and guess who's going to go to richmond of virginia to be front I'm going to be there. Not you. I'm going to be a trial reporter No, you're not from the break because we're about to go on summer break. Yeah, but when we're back from the break

I'm going to start following this trial because you do say because this all was busted open Much like nancy grace who I believe also can eat whipped cream. Oh, yeah, because again, she she's going for the juice inside of it But christine chanler. Uh, yes, she is being held without bail currently There are confessed instances to having sexual relations with her 79 year old dementia ridden mother sexual relations Is not the right term relations. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean She said according to christina chan I think this christian is the party. We'll use that as the professional name. So use christian. Sure according to christian The mom technically initiated it at the very top after years of grooming, of course

Absolutely disgusting. Yeah, it's absolutely horrible. But if you don't know who christian is don't just go and ruin your day Go look that up. Uh, get really involved in it. Like I did spend I am not even Exaggerating close to two dozen hours. It is such a disgusting story about a youtube celebrity Who is an example of why that's even exaggerating it? It's like the camera stole their soul Yes, very much so and then at some point It she got worse. Yep. They had sex with her mother. But yeah, I mean the mom said Oh, yeah, she said that the mom made the first move. No, the mom was quote-unquote partially confused About the move and then it took a few tries and then famously

Christine chan said that she did winnie like a horse. Now, none of it is good And none of it is happy that the mom winnie like a horse really like a horse. It's not christian is transgender So this is a penis related situation. Yes. Um, I uh Yeah, so this is my amber herd johnny depth trial. Really? I'm getting to the center of it I feel like what it kind of we got to follow every minute of it. I'm gonna go in there I'm gonna draw pictures of christian like they do like they do in various newspaper articles Just because I think that it's I mean this is about the internet generation all of us It is fascinating in a way true with all of us who are in our late 30s

We're a part of a very specific time period on the internet We were all traumatized collectively by these various websites and christian is sort of an emblematic I got a website 4chan rotten.com motherless I wasn't traumatized by rotten.com. You have to go to to go to sleep at night. You have to visualize killing killing people I kill bad people. I know but i'm saying this is also Rotten that's floating to the rotten.com showed us what war looks like it did so it was very important And I also believe that there is a there is an important rotten.com never started Q

I mean rotten.com was just like no take a look at this Uh person that's impaled mostly impaled. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm saying that what we experienced was a back in the day When the internet was truly neutral where there was no policing of it. It was really just it existed It was a raw unfiltered pipeline of the subconscious It's still that way anybody who wants to say different is funny that you can't control it no matter what you want to do There were people being like is it gonna stick around? I remember when I was in typewriter class when I was in high school Like they say oh you good luck with your intergame machine sister Susan Bundy She used to pick her nose and eat it

She said you never know when the computer is going to go out of style and um, she was definitely wrong completely wrong But christian to me is the ultimate symbol of that trauma. And so now it's time to see What shoots out at the end of this? I know that some people got I know that's a terrible idea Well, all right there you go christian Yeah, but I know nothing else about this still believe but you're supposed to be going to grand jury That's still sort of a we'll see how it goes here Obviously, I do believe they're going to give christian some opportunity to plea out And then uh christian will probably see jail time

So I don't think it's gonna get horrible for the people that are going to be on the grand jury They're going to decide if it does have to go to trial. They're going to have to see a lot of evidence They don't want to see I think it's going to be a traumatic day for all of them technically if it is a jury of her peers It's going to be a lot of people with Naruto body pillows that are going to be I'd love to see that You can fucking your rogues gallery that is going to be in that juror box of it is just her peers But I can't wait A roast as dark as the night Perfect for fueling the cryptid research and mad ravings required for your podcasting. Don't mind the red eyes

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Now this is an interesting storm It sells adult diapers as well as clothing for adults that mimics children's clothing No, no, this was something that I believe tlc tried to have a show about Which is the bird an adult not that one wants to be a child There was one of them. I believe that there was a there was an adult baby Um, we'll get into it because technically the lifestyle. I believe is abdl Which stands for adult baby diaper lovers, which is technically what I was called as a little boy Um by all of the larger children. So I now that it's been I'm glad that they are accepting it as a label

And it's not just around to be fair abdl stands for again as you just said adult baby diaper lovers But that is according to urban dictionary. Yes, so I don't know if that's that's not it's not in webstas But this uh, it's interesting because uh, we're the minor baby They said that they don't they don't distinguish the difference between people who just want to be baby And people that are using it for medical needs because some people are incontinent thanks to cream Me right and I chose that but also like I think the term is losing pipe When you have colon cancer or something like that and they take all the pipe out, right? And then all of a sudden now you just got a cabinet would used to be your butthole, right?

And I do believe I might be wrong. I don't know but I do believe that way you do need some form of diaper You need some kind of tubings you need all these things go inside and you go to my inner baby And yes, you can get some of the more clinical things where you can get the shit like, you know tubes and all the kind of stuff And diapers and stuff But then also people like just because you have to wear a class to me bag doesn't mean it doesn't need to be louis veto Absolutely, it might be nice to actually maybe this is a reach out to bonchaga Make a class to me bag. Absolutely something Kanye can wear. Oh, what a classy guy. Yeah, absolutely Yeah, you don't so you can go to the club and still not have to worry about

Like whether or not people are going to be judging you for your fucking non Name brand class. Absolutely. Noblesville is asking this store to shutter its doors And I'm just going to say this after reading this article about my inner baby Do I want um am I particularly like oh, that's so fun that people are dressing up as babies. I don't care I don't care. I don't care. I'm I I truly like rotten.com. I am neutral on adult babies So I'm going to defend this store. I'm going to defend this store I don't think it should have to close down No, some people go in there because they want to be big babies

But other people do go in there because they have medical ease medical supplies one of those people being ryan polo cough Now he is the owner of my uh inner baby. He said we do have many customers who use it for medical needs We don't distinguish. We don't ask our customers. Hey, what are you coming in here for now? How can we help I really agree with that because it really when it comes down to it You could do whatever the fuck you want. Don't tell me what to do. Absolutely Legally make me an adult baby. I'd prefer that because I like being a man Absolutely, but you know don't necessarily shut it down just because people like to wear diapers Some people are just fucking lazy and they and but you guess what?

It's your god-given american right our boys go over and fight these wars so that you can wear a baby diaper Absolutely at your fucking laser according to emily clanton It is a medical supply store. There are a lot of people like me that have bladder issues She says I do wear incontinence supply due to my bladder being paralyzed. Yes, absolutely. It got into a car accident Now I come here because this is actually a really good place to go and it's better than what walmart says She says so and then she continues to go on but she also what's nice is that the clothes can help cover everything She says I don't want to be an adult today necessarily. I'm gonna go put on a onesie I'm just gonna go watch cartoons and I'm gonna take a break. She does it with a onesie

You know what? I do that with so with a bottle of fucking scotch Absolutely, then the cartoons are fun. That makes me a fun adult baby because you never know what I'm gonna especially when I'm looking for that milk Absolutely, I leave the women alone except for my wife who has to be weak and I get the suckin ability from my inner baby Indeed, we all have an inner My outer baby. Um, according to polikov. She says this is not as or he says this is not a sex shop And we're and we are not going to be bullied. I agree because don't bully them. Don't bully them raise them raise them babies Um, the show that you do believe that was canceled by tlc was called. I believe my adult adoption Oh my adult adoption. No, this was a little strange

Well, the thing about the adult adoption thing is that it's these couples that say like, oh god, you can even look this up Yeah Is that you technically adults can adopt a human baby they can get a baby It's called adult adoption adults wasn't anything but yes at first it's it was like on the tlc show They're like no me and my wife are totally just normally adopting this 21 year old coad and it's not weird that we're we might Like fuck it Right, I don't know if that's gonna work. It's an interesting way to spice up the relationship It's not though. Don't get legal. I don't understand. This is what I don't understand

It's why truly why the heart of heart of me is a satanist. I don't want Ownership or control over any of you. That's why I don't want even a baby I don't even want my own baby. It's like I don't want the Responsibility of you being my baby person. You better be careful admitting you're a satanist. Tucker Carlson's gonna take you down Fox nation that's right in the fucking bowtie. Oh, I will fucking go. I will drag him down into the ground I don't care, but it's like I feel like it's the truth. Like why do people want? Control over anybody else. Aren't you busy with your fucking self? Well, that's the problem. They're not thinking about themselves It's 24 seven running the Henry's Nebraska shop before you judge me. I gotta be on the phone all the day to the employee

I'm self-employed I have to be ready to pick up the phone call from my boss, which is me 24 hours a day seven days a week Because if not, I'm gonna fucking goosh fire myself. Absolutely Before you judge me take a look at yourself and I'm talking about the city of noblesville right now This is why it's so important to run for local office because in noblesville There's a zoning ordinance and they say oh yuck. Um, oh, I don't um, I I can't imagine that there'd be any kind of They are experiencing an ick there is an ick level to them experiencing this They don't want to deal with it because they're afraid of the feelings that the baby adults are making them feel

The board of zoning appeals and in a unanimous decision said get out of here my inner baby Minor baby says, you know what? We might be a baby But we're still here to fight and they did not close and I don't think they should have to close Also, fuck this little city ordinance. Fuck whatever. Don't go in there if you don't want to go in there Absolutely. I also like you know, I think I was kind of fucking would be scary though Is these adult babies have a temperature temper tantrums? So you don't see a little baby going like ah Like I'll be scary to see like you with a big bonnet on Like with a fucking just a diaper on walking around like and you going like oh, whoa, my

Moosh Like you know like the question I'm wet my top is wet like that'd be fucking real scary You like you spinning around doing a hurricane punch while you got fucking a big old like man How big your diaper would be ebby Andre the giant size just get your butt in there And then have to have the extra room to have all of your dump in it too I know what you're discussing My question is this if you are pretending to be a baby do baby rules apply Can you drink alcohol? Can you smoke cigarettes? Can you drive a car?

I mean you're so you still have a driver's license Yeah, but you really got to get into it if you're going to go as far as where the diving you're gonna wear baby clothes You're gonna have baby shoes nice and soft really squishy. I understand it But I then I think that you are not allowed the accoutrements that go with being adults solid foods no steak dinner No debit card. No master card. I agree. I don't know you have to live by baby law And I think that that really is one of those conversations that needs to happen within the adult baby community because they're you know There's some adult babies out there that are doing adult stuff There is a 4x large the biggest adult baby on the market the biggest adult diaper on the market

Is for it's called 4x. Mm-hmm. It is for seven for a waste of 70 inches to 106 inches. Holy crap. That's intense. That's a large baby. That's a big baby Well, that's a mori povich like baby and you're gonna have to take care of yourself, baby because you you're gonna die a baby I think you're gonna get adult diabetes Absolutely, you gotta be careful if you're a baby, man. If you're an adult baby Google Gaga, man, I guess what you go out there. You buy tickets for our live shows and you wear that big baby costume Have fun and you make people feel normal about it. Absolutely. I will say truly honestly, you know, y'all need I'm gonna say this to the adult baby community. Absolutely. Y'all need a better representative

Who is it? But you need like I don't think they have one celebrity you need get a celebrity Like how like Scientology got time cruise not to compare to Scientology, but you know, like you think you gotta get somebody in there It depends on which you know, who's the ultimate baby celebrity Ryan Gosling Oliver Platt Yes, good actor. I could see that I think you need somebody top tier somebody like a good like truly talented and it's not just about being sick Because that's the thing anybody can be sexy in a diaper if you got a great tits or great abs

Right because then you got the diaper on I would still feel weird taking the diaper off Just have sex because it feels like I'm having sex with a baby even though you open up to the full woman Yeah, or an elderly person there who who maybe uh, you know, I don't know what's going on But yeah, but it comes down to it. Y'all need it's about packaging marketing You guys need somebody in there who could pump this up get somebody who's like fun get somebody You know who needs a career revamp Andy dick. I was gonna say I don't think Andy dick He's a well. He's just got uh, he's just uh psychotic in any way maybe Ezra Miller another Psychopath he's also problematic

There's a lot of psychos out there in Hollywood, but we need somebody who's like fun Who can engage with the audience who's also like kind of non-threatening, but it's like talented and just like be like Ah, it's not too bad to be an adult baby Toby requires an adult baby I don't think it's necessarily sexual That's what they're saying That's what they keep trying to say and I believe that to be true the same thing with first because they want to just it's just about

being that A furry and you can be an adult baby. That would be a cute couple That'd be a cute couple. I think it's out there. I honestly think that he probably got a podcast There's probably four of those podcasts out there right now Oh, well have fun with it. Take care of yourselves do everything on the open up in my inner baby You have our support you have her outer support because hey Some people in there because they needed for medical reasons and simply in there because their job is stressful How many CEOs are adult babies on sundays also fucking

I want make your we're gonna need diapers someday be a baby again make it look good Make it look good, but dazzle it. You know, I'll reach out to my favorite fucking shoe brand in the world Someone tell him somewhere in america. Love this guy got all his shoes All I do is wear his shit. You make some cool ass fly ass adult diapers That's where the money is absolutely and I'm just gonna throw this out into the universe because it's your idea Henry Thomas Dabrowski the podcaster shoe I If you will please listen to my plea we need to have a podcaster shoe a nice slide

I want nice slide an executive level high fashion Podcaster shoe it has to be cozy. It has to be super cozy because the confidence starts to defeat it does My confidence ends at my balls at your balls This next story is all about who not to believe. Okay, I'm gonna put this out here right now Never believe the woman romana did you low we cover her We covered her back in the day. It's crazy, dude. This chick is out of fucking pocket The so-called romana debut romana did you low who is calling herself the self-proclaimed queen of canada?

They also call her queen dildo. She queen dildo She has done this thing where if you don't follow if you didn't hear the last time we covered her We covered her a little bit on side stories Do your own research on this because this woman is a fucking loony tune She she believes that she will I don't think she believes fucking anything I believe that she is a completely cynical all these these little trump babies everyone's trying to figure out To how to lie their way to the top and they can't figure it out. But she Is believes she has said she believes that she has been

Registered and named the real queen of canada by a group of people that just intrudeo is fakerly in charge It's just but it's not a um, what do you call that? Herocracy to braggers a what do you call them when there's a royal family? Monarchy monarchy. It's not a monarchy. It's not it's you know, technically What is it? They are under the queen in england. I don't know. It's some douche bag. It's some garthoff thing But it's fucking queen this woman has saying that she is the queen of canada and that she has the rightful head of canada And she is obviously in communication with q and they're going and they're busing all of these serious things And what she's doing is it's telling her fans her fans

She's got like 70,000 followers on this thing That she's telling like crazy shit, right? She believes that there's going to be a massive flip of the canadian government and to do that first of all She needed her people to pay $65,000 for her to buy an RV called the cheeks calling the q1 Driving it around a big old tour of canada and her main thing is like sovereign citizen style Week you can just tell a cop or an fbi agent whatever you want and then that's the law now And so a partially what she did she's she has fun with it And you know I have to say this the idea of packing up in an RV

Traveling all around it's kind of fun. I'm a little jealous of having an RV and subjects Like i'm a little jealous. She does have subjects. Oh, yes And what she did first of all she told all of her followers to stop paying their bills and their taxes Which is if you want the government to come get you faster than ever tell them to stop paying their taxes Yeah, that's one thing they can do but the things people are going and getting their power shut off They're getting all of their lives be and then in response to it They're telling them no you legally owe me these utilities because I am a sovereign citizen You have to give it to me and sending to the power companies right her videos from youtube

Well, I think that might work. You know this actually says that I don't need to pay you and they're all like All right, guess you're sitting in the dark then. Oh my goodness that ain't right. It should all be free anyway That's what I say, but queen dildo interestingly enough if you are one of her supporters at one point She offered them vegetables and sardines. Well, this is so isn't that nice you get veggies and sardines This happened in a very specific stop because the next thing that she did was that where she started ramping up Is she said that anybody that was giving obviously she's she's anti-vax right because whatever she said She's gonna shoot anyone who took the vaccine Yeah, so her thing was that she started doing that if you find out that someone is vaccinated a child

You need to physically attack them. So yeah, let's start with physically attacked in Canada. She's trying to mobilize these people They're all they're all broken. Every one of them is old all of them have kids that will no longer speak to them anymore That's how it is. They choose these things. I don't know why I don't know why they do this One day well, there will be a book that we write that explains internet poisoning and I don't know how we'll get to that But the next level has been She has told her followers That they can arrest police officers. Oh fantastic. That's gonna go great. Oh, yes And so they showed up at in Petersboro in Canada

They showed up at this like I did but it's police station and said we're here It was a bunch of just old man in action sandals And they all had the little bottles of water and they're all like like because they again It's kind of the same about it that I do like because it's weird how like I know you're arresting me. I'm arresting you I'm arresting you which I do like I do like But you know, it's weird because it's the same thing with all the bullshit with January 6th where like there's the vibe There's half a we're starting the civil war today and half the

Oh, we get to go inside the police station Like there's a little bit of the mix of like they are all like they start with all this rhetoric of like We're literally going to hang police by trees Huh, and then it turns into them all with hydrated giving out food and like granola bars to each other Like it's going to be like like it's a visit to the police station. Well, it did not go Well, no, it did not storm the police station there when you go to the place where people arrest people to arrest the people That are arresting people. They just arrest you right because they have all the guns They able to guns in the hand in Canada. So there's a 54 year old millbrook man

He was charged with mischief and resisting arrest as well as a 56 year old man Who was charged with two counts of assaulting police again queen dildo is the one that's telling them to do this And so I guess she does have some unbelievable amount of power Well, if you look at the because she has 70,000 followers. She has 70,000 people on telegraph, which is a burner text account I mean, that's whatever. But also the thing is again, it's it's everything It's all about you look at the people who actually show up if you look at this quote-unquote rally to arrest the police It was like 15 people Yeah, and you're gonna need more than 15 people to arrest all of the never see the movie dream team

With all the elderly guys who escaped and again, I'm not that's what it reminds me of I love the there's chaos elements that I love, but it's more just like I I guess well, she's a grifter She's trying to make money off of it. It's all if I if I might even believe it if she actually believed a single word that she said But it's all about getting money from a bunch of people. They just have to do full. They have to commit to kayfabe They really do get over look at animals alex jones The only reason why alex jones is now falling apart is because he first started doing the character actor thing To get his kids back and now everybody they can all go fucking go and get a piece and they can finally rip them to pieces

What is so interesting is the ages of these people. There's another suspect the police are looking for it's a white woman She's 65 years old. She's five foot three. She was wearing light blue plaid blouse and sunglasses Another suspect is 50 to 60 He's a dude and he's five foot seven and he's a mustache and a goatee So it really is this next the The that's almost generation z. That's jenny. It's really weird is crazy that old people and i'm almost proud of them Sure, they're getting out there. Well, maybe sometimes they need to stay in there What I don't understand when you talk to a lot of these people or like you hear what they say

You could tell I was a little bit of a search for fellowship, right? There's a little bit of loneliness because as we get older What do you know with it truthfully even now almost getting a 40? It's hard to make friends. It's hard to keep friends, right? Everybody's got the wrong shit going on. We have our friends for a really long time, right? But it's also like am I eager to build up a bunch of new friends not necessarily It's difficult to keep them up, right? It's hard to find and engage with new friends These are all people whose friends have all left them that are now like Looking for new friends and so all of a sudden they have to do this like I feel like that's maybe a part of the phenomena Is that it's like a club? Well, there's a fantastic documentary on flat earthers and ironically enough

They prove to the earth isn't flat. I love that document. But the one thing that it does show is the conventions Yeah, those conventions people are crying. They're like, I finally have a community and all they have to do Now is to be like all right the earth is round and then you can just have a nice healthy friend group But unfortunately it's like a religion. So if one person is like maybe it's a triangle. They're like, no get the fuck out of here Get the fuck out of here Exactly, but you're right people are lonely people are broken the internet has ruined lives And it's made people have FOMO And in reality, you know what you're not missing out on anything also your life

We have the we have fun over the last couple years We had that fun thing where everybody's doing the see the quade put out loud thing which has then made It's now become a whole personality to just be as awful as humanly possible Just loud to when that was my job guys All right That was Henry Zabrowski's job to be as awful as I could possibly allow myself to be but it was supposed to be funny And now they're all doing it for serious and it's like you change the game, bro. It's not cool Hey, what's up everyone? How you doing ben kissle here with Henry Zabrowski?

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It's weed. Hail yourselves everyone. Hail Satan I Speaking of something that Henry Zabrowski would do a murder suspect. No, it's not the part I'm not gonna murder. I don't think you would murder to be honest. No, but this murder suspect He called 9-1-1 to confess no Because he went to mcdonald's and his french fries were cold. No, so this is a true story a georgian This man again

He georgian man He's a murder suspect the confused look on his face in this piece of dash cam footage from the police So where it's like he's literally going I don't see what the problem is because it turns out when they fully showed up that he had a bit of a warrant He had a warrant an outstanding warrant because uh, he's a murder suspect, right? Yep He was served cold french fries at mcdonald's at this point he called the police his name is anton sims antoni sims and um

And then the cops are like, hey man. Yeah, but you're wanted for murder. You know that, right? Which is so much worse. You know like you're wanted for murder than cold french fries So sims was apparently out on bond and wearing an ankle bracelet when he visited the mcdonald's in kennesaw And then he got into a verbal argument with a franchise owner who also called 9-1-1. I just feel like there's a lot going on here I actually feel they both called 9-1-1, but on some level Maybe this isn't even about the french fries. I think it might be to be honest. I think that it might be wow Because he also okay. You know what? I'm immediately backtracking what I just said What so the dude was just super pissed right because he was also there with his fiancee? Oh

So, you know the wife is upset the fiance is upset about the cold fries Now this guy's got to go next level because you cannot have your fiance be upset and then so he was like fuck you mcdonald's owner And then they both called 9-1-1 and if you're the police at some point, you're just like what a day Well, I like right here. You heard a little bit from the body cam. There's a quote directly from the body cam I try the fries the fries are lukewarm, but they're not hot You heard telling a police officer outside of the lab store in body cam footage and then he said you tell these motherfuckers You better give me my fucking fresh fries motherfucker And then he said that he shoved the food at the owner and then to the owner when he called the cops

Which is you know, like, you know I will say it's a bit of a dick move But when he starts call because again if we're just like how we feel about fries, right? Yes, he throws the fries at you. You can just be like get the fuck out of here to be fair to get the police involved But the fact that he called the police himself was a double 9-1. It's dumb That that is wary Well, then you invited the police because now what you see is the next still from the body cam is that you see him upon realizing that He because the cops showed up and they said first of all

You have an ankle monitor on right like why are you here? Sure, and the cops like, you know fries fries, you know, I'm gonna give me these fries Which I'm sure the officer does relate. I mean because let's be honest How many times they the officer wish you could put his gun in the mouth of somebody giving him cold fries I think one of the biggest lies we've ever been told is that McDonald's has the best french fries Interesting. I don't like McDonald's french fries. They're piping hot. Okay, fine. Yeah, sure, but Second they're not Fernando is looking at me. He's very skeptical. He's about to leave He's he's about to he's about to quit saying horrible things on this show for forever

I know literally that is what's going to be the breaking point a cold McDonald's french fry is infuriating It does it because it's just the grease. It's just you just feel the grease and it's it's nasty What's your favorite fry Fernando then? Okay, Fernando likes burger king. That's interesting and I agree with him. I like the bur I like also think You know, maybe a god. We're gonna get in so much trouble again I like the burger king whopper of all of the main stable sandwiches. I but I don't like the big mac because why the fucking bread? Why the third piece of bread and then also the patties are so small and again It's styrofoam and again, it's not and I also think you know what fuck it

Fucking in and out. It's also kind of stupid I think that fat burger is the best of the fucking chains in LA What a burger. I've never had it, but I heard it's good. We've had what a burger together. We actually just did it No, I didn't have it. I never eat it. Um, all right. Why do I never eat it? I just I don't really eat like that So the cops also found 31 grams of marijuana. You're just as confused as me folks cops You're just as confused as me. This is like I still remember I eat alone in naked in my shed But I also think about how the one-time kissle still confused about his weird reaction to the beer and pie festival Where he said he did not understand how anybody could have beer and pie, which is the dumbest thing

I've still I still like it makes it still makes me feel like there's a little man piloting kissle That's not him anymore It's like that would be such a kissle for me down the pipe order So the cops also found 31 grams of marijuana in his fiance's car Where we go and sims was charged with possession of a controlled substance with the intent to distribute again That is not the problem here. No, it is most likely the murder prisoner project fucking get him out of jail for that But don't get him out of jail. I feel like he should serve. It's like one of those It's a murder just it's the murder and it's the fiance that has the weed there

Yeah, just fucking let the fiance go. It's for fucking weed who gives a fucking shit Well, again, who knows uh, maybe she doesn't need to be like running totally free there Uh, sims was also, uh, he's been charged with the death of a atlisa murtakovic Who allegedly went along with the two men uh to an apartment to buy drugs and then uh, then gunfire broke out And so something went horribly. It seems like you know This is what i'm learning the relationships. Oh, why don't they always work? What's the one element me? Uh, yeah, and so if you're the center of a bunch of ruined things, it's you it might be you So this guy it just seems like he brings a lot of drama wherever he goes. He is a he is a problem

I think that he's a problem that he and he uh, this might be the thing that might he might need This literally may might be the thing that allows him to to change laying for cold fries. I understand. Yeah, I got that Officer, uh, david bucannon. He says it's very unusual that someone knowing he is wanted by the police would call the police Uh, but mr. Sims did that stupid. Yeah, he's not a very smart guy I guess and again, uh, I am not saying that If you're in mcdonald's employee, you know try to heat up the fries, but again, it's not the biggest deal Um, the incident actually interestingly enough came a week after another fight broke out in brooklyn Over cold french fries and then that led to the fatal shooting of the mcdonald's worker

Be careful out there guys. Yeah, seriously. Don't shoot anyone over fries. I mean, how many we went through this all summer Like here is just just get the fries man Just get the fries because you know what you can fucking do go home Um, you don't want on a little bit of fucking old man hack here Put them in the fucking oven put them in the oven. Sure you layer them out on the fuck on a little tin thing Put them in the oven to be honest I think you probably could go ask politely for new fries that aren't cold and 90 of the time 99.9 percent of the time They'll probably just make you some a lot of times or they're 99 cents. Yeah, buy another one. Just live your life

Anyway, be careful out there if you are a fast food employee like all of us were at some point Seriously, because uh people are fucking crazy. It seems like yeah people be crazy Yeah, I guess so also if you're the cops, what a what a weird day that is I know, but it's also kind of like it's both like well We get away scot-free and also it's like what what the fuck is your problem? Right, okay. I think it's time for Here all the way is it already time for hero of the week? Wow, all right. Well this week's hero of the week is actually a piece of technology

This is called this is new glasses. You know what this is good because the last time this is glasses Which honestly of all the pieces of technology? It's a helper one absolutely now hero of the week now, of course This is this involves deaf people. So probably not a lot of um Okay, oh, yeah, I just realized that yeah, so it's all about how to help the deaf and this is the podcast We love the podcast we get transcripts. Oh, that's true. Yeah, when people make sure it's good podcast Um, so there's new glasses that allow deaf people to see conversations by turning audio into subtitles Honestly, that'd be so great because now I've become a full subtitle person. It's pretty awesome, right? Well, I mean, okay Uh, what you're a little young. No, but I it's because of the fucking mixing

Yeah, all of the fucking it's all the mixing on the movies are now is that the dialogue's super low But then everything else is super high. So then you have to constantly go back and forth We're like half the time you have to make sure you did not like let your fucking Pops and then Wendy gets all scared. Yeah, why can't they figure that out? Why can't they? Anyway, I'm about to go join queen dildo over there Quintin so a company has created augmented reality spectacles that place subtitles on conversations happening in the real world Quintin Dan scarf. He was sad to see his 97 year old grandpops sitting quietly in a room on Christmas day surrounded by his family But he couldn't have any conversation because of hearing loss. So scarf said

It's got to the point now where he literally just sits in silence and I thought well Hang on a second. It is sad. He said well, hang on a second. He watches tv all the time Why can't we subtitle the world? That's honestly, this is of all of the heroes you've done In terms of just for the glasses part. This is genuinely very helpful because we all are well I'm definitely losing my hearing. I already know that for a fact. I can't see anything. Can you hear anything? I can't feel anything. I can't taste anything that might be cove it But I do some all fucked up, you know, I don't know so scarf and his company near real project They made these little things there that have cc's they have the closed caption unit on the um glasses

And they launched in six months and it's called the x r a i glasses And the software can help people cope with um, you know being being deaf or losing their hearing So I actually think it's really awesome. I really like that and as much as I shit on technology because in many ways it has to have a negative emotional and mental impact and they are I mean robots as we've talked about But this is a good use of it. So scarf said we're going We're going to get a small number to begin with and to prove it. We're going to get some feedback We're understanding what people like and don't like and then we're going to rapidly innovate it

And then we're hoping it winds if the winds are behind us Then we'll reach general availability by september. That's pretty incredible. So there you go. Well fucking good for a good on them I own you. I like it. Well, good. Look at that. Look at that. It's a genuine here today and you and we all we have been saying And there's no such thing as a euro anymore Anyway, you did it dance scarf Technically that is a human being behind this. It is. Yeah, it's a good work. All right. Now. Here's a listener email fantastic This is all because I'm reading this because of the movie nope Oh, so just just understand there's a tight there's slight spoilers, but not bad. Oh, all right

Well, you might want to mute it and go watch nope and then come back This happened when I was around 14 years old in the early 2000s We lived on a small farm outside of a rural kansas town his name. I won't bother you if It was late winter early spring colder than a witches tit Completely overcast. Oh, which is tit can actually be very cold if it's out But I actually feel like a witches take them very warm. I agree the bosom of a witch must be very cozy. I'll touch I'll touch it. Okay We had a wood burning fireplace in our house and kept the wood on a rick in the backyard. It's a 2000s or

Okay, the fire was going so eventually my chubby ass had to bundle up and bring some fire Like I said, the day was completely overcast. No blue in the sky. This would be a good day to be an adult, baby It would be oh very much. So you got that big onesie big diaper you'd share wherever you want No blue in the sky just great clouds blanketing the heavens to the south of the house though Was this massive shelf cloud hanging over what I estimated to be the next town over Now the day was calm. No breeze at all. What is the news rule for kansas? I point this out because it meant the same shelf cloud had been hanging to the south all day Now this happens from time to time and it's not that freaky into itself

I'll put it made it what happened next all the weirder as I'm about to come back inside with an arm load of logs I happen to look up the shelf cloud as I studied its face a small cloud Emerged from the center of the shelf cloud and stopped a lot of cloud talk. That's weird It all just sounds like a little cloud poop Cloud fart now. I think because isn't range is cloud fart. It's cloud piss sharp Now we're thinking of example because this cloud just Not only because this cloud just popped out of nowhere

But it was perfect Little too perfect, right? It's kind of cloud a child would have drawn if you ask me draw cloud a flat bottom A few big bumps on top of it, right? Now because your eyes you think a little cloud in the sky It's a cloud you'd picture. No, that's a cloud. I'm understanding. It's a cloud. It's a cloud Okay, he wouldn't tell us the name of kansas, but this the town but he is going into great need to cloud Now I cannot stress enough how this thing moved like it was on rails It was the only thing moving in the sky and it didn't move like any cloud I've ever seen before since not like any other cloud this guy knows a lot about clouds. He is the cloud ring

Right, so I am immediately weirded out. I go back inside. I wouldn't tell anybody that story for years. I don't know why And it wasn't until I discovered the tongue loosening properties of alcohol Now I'd repeat it to another living being. Hey, I'll tell you a story about a fucking cloud. Wow. Hey, listen Hey, no, you look bored, but hey, let me tell you something else. There's something else boy. Please don't I do like these stories Yes, even though I'd always couch the story with now. I probably just saw a cloud But after watching Jordan Peele's fantastic. Nope. I've become convinced that somewhere out there There must be others who you've seen a similar phenomena. Did I see a UFO? Did I see a weird piece of Kansas weather?

I eat a cloud. Well, you definitely ruined an entire movie. Do I have the overactive imagination of a child? No, you don't have an overreactive It's not oh, no, you're I know what I saw The only thing that I'm going to say it doesn't seem like the imagination is that overactive Because it's a cloud. I just feel like somebody saw cloud that was different than other clouds But it could have been piloted almost all he knows is that that cloud you're lucky He didn't come down there and fucking turn you gay Oh, but otherwise you would have been happy

Fantastic really nailed it. I definitely think that we need a vacation I think we need a vacation. I think that um speaking of that. We've been getting two week vacation this week We've been talking a lot Right. It's obviously getting worse phone. We're getting worse. We're degrading as a show Um, and so I just want to say thank you for sticking with us Um, we have content coming out no matter what oh, yeah, we have great content contractually We're obligated to have because technically we're supposed to have we originally we're gonna have no one wants to hear this Why why are you talking about that? I don't know. I don't know. I'm just saying thank you

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