Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Raven Thieves

Episode Date: April 8, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: Alaskan ravens steal from Costco customers, a Tulsa stalker-kidnapper, a farewell to Yahoo Answers, a murder over frozen french fries, and MUCH MORE.***SPOILER ALERT FOR GODZILLA VS KING KONG AT 01:15. SKIP TO 02:00 TO AVOID THE SPOILER***Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side story Cannibalism started Man, oh man Godzilla versus Kong they are big dude, what'd you think dude? You saw the movie even bragging about going to see for a long time. Yeah, dude It's been the it's the sad sadly It's the highlight of my entire year going to a movie theater for the first time and I got to tell you what man When's I max set right up front? Yeah, the whole time good left around us great yelling I was like things are coming back to normal. This is exactly what I want. I was so high

I forgot that I was not in the movie. I got lost in the parking lot Afterwards, I was like, yes Back in baby. This was the this was the experience you were craving for a full year And this is what you did with it You alias is what I do a series of other moviegoers and then got lost in the parking lot It's called live theater, but you thought it was a movie and I don't mind that though I like having human reactions when you're watching a film But man, it was good because mega Godzilla's in it. Okay fight each other very big very physically large

There's hollow earth shit in there I'm ripping us off again again again pointed criticism of podcasters in it Which is again, I guess now par for the courts. Maybe fairly accurate. That was my favorite part about the I believe it was The remake of Halloween when the podcasters are in there trying to interview Michael Myers and as soon as they died Everyone in the audience was so happy including myself because I saw a little bit of myself in them And I also saw a little bit of my death when they died and I was like that looks peaceful I can't wait to go to sleep forever. You know who's the first when it did it technically was Kevin Smith and tusk was the first like Podcaster like as a role in a thing in a movie and then he also got tortured enough. Yes, he did. What's up, everyone?

Welcome to side stories. I am Ben hanging out with Henry We are happy to be with you. Hope everyone is doing well out there as the world slowly opens like a horny little clam Oh, yeah, it's look at it's opening up like you're when your grandmother used to accidentally drop her panties Oh my goodness. That was my grandmother. She used to do that all the time. She called it cording We called it granny pull the pants back up. We are in public, but none of us. She is sweet Now she is gone to heaven to drop her panties in the sky in front of God Speaking of a loss Henry, I have to talk to you. Do you think do you think wait? But I will say do you think that even Michael Jackson would look at it in the Michael Jackson would look at anything

It's about him masturbating to it while looking at it. That's the that's the key difference. Oh, yeah I guess yeah, I look at a car crash, but I don't necessarily masturbate next to a car crash But you know what you just did there Henry you just asked a poignant question Would Michael Jackson look at my grandmother's butthole if she dropped her pants in heaven and those answers could only be found on one platform And that one was yahoo and apparently yahoo answers after 15 years of giving us nothing, but false information They served this country as a place where the meth-addled and the lonely could go and ask questions like are there dog angels? Yahoo always had an answer But no more yahoo answers is shutting down after 15 years, and I'm serious

Why now like why don't I just go into yahoo was like I think we're giving some pretty batshit answers to these really strange questions Should we just like cancel it? I Honestly feel it's this kind of the same way that they destroyed the entire digital department of adult swim as like one of those where they just kind of coughed and 30 people lost their jobs where I think what happened is that yahoo They probably just forgot that they were paying for yahoo answers That is possible They just they just didn't think about yahoo answers in any way shape or form and then somebody finally was like looking at a bill somewhere and they're like

Spending 15 grand on data holdings for what is it? Wait a second. Let me look. Let me see. Are there dog angels are there are there? That is the big question Some of the questions that used to be asked on a regular basis. Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun? That was one and you think oh, that's a stupid question, but you know what there are no dumb questions There are there are only people if you quit if you're questioning you're thinking there are no dumb questions There are only cock scientists absolutely another hot question. Did my did did I turn my boyfriend into a vampire? You did you know if you did did you did you did you because from your actions taking him to Transylvania?

Showing him to all the many wives of Dracool Vlad Dracool the original Dracool who must still be alive and they were those Diaphanous shirts you remember they got the redhead one you could see her nipples and Writer's over there you could kind of see her nipples if you're looking really really hard And you and you are because you're a boy or you're a girl needing to see those nipples Sure, of course you became a fucking vampire absolutely one more question Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works? Because you know they went to different things they were on core of being like how do I become a mermaid no answer The only place you could go was yahoo answers, but unfortunately I'm pretty no no more and I honestly

I'm pretty certain that that was all the same person. It's very possible. It's very possible It was most of our mothers actually asking those questions But you how nice is it was the yahoo was there to feel to the questions that no child would want to answer When their mother asks them because they want to love their mother and they want to say my mom had it all together Yes, who was the bed was the same place It was the safe place for any single aunt who accidentally sniffed a marijuana cigarette and got a bunch of new ideas You go to yahoo answers and people did respond

It was very important. It's not about it being true or not It's about getting the response because then you could say oh there is an answer and it just comes out to you didn't ask for a Correct answer no you asked for a yahoo answer You didn't want just you don't need a real answer you just need what the internet thinks it's real because that's where you went To go get your information. You didn't go to the wise man to the village. No, you didn't go to like a library Whatever bro, you didn't go to wikipedia You can all other places on the internet where you could actually get information Snopes you can also you can't see Henry, but he's wearing his MK ultra shirt true question

How many different truths were actually Secretly placed in yahoo answers where spies from around the globe would go and they would say follow the question that asks if she just turned her If she turned her boyfriend's testicles into little gremlins that question will let you know where the nuke is hiding in Iran Like there must have been some hidden truths within yahoo answers that we'll never know about honestly what I I've vacillated right between the idea that the government does massive Conspiracies and that you know like the original idea of like, you know the reptilians deep inside of the government the idea of purging Law large amounts of human beings the in order to create an easily controllable group under a one-world government

Like I was it in that spot and then I swung all the other place been like all of these fucking morons Yeah, they're pedophiles, but they they're not players They're just trying to get reelected and that's really what it comes down to money But then as I start to read more and more of the CIA releasing these UFO documents Oh, which we are gonna talk about yes the more you see the fact that Actually the intelligence communities of all of the things that they do do right or don't do that is something they Definitely do they definitely have people that go on the internet and answer quit and do this type of grass roots intelligence quote-unquote

Anti-intelligence like offensive intelligence against the American people they do do that they monitor Articles that are written online about various subjects that they have All protested far too much that they didn't care about over the years and of course We're gonna get into a true crime story here in a second And we will be talking about UFOs a little bit later on because there is some kick-ass footage But I must mention the fact that Henry just said the word do-do twice You know what it comes down to is you know a man and a man amazing the entire a man a man can be friends for a decade Yeah, yeah

You you had 15 years were friends. Yeah, there was substance in the rant, but the only thing I picked up was when you accidentally put the Words do do together which then forms do-do which then makes me think of poop which then totally negates anything that you just said Isn't that weird sure to me it shows that you're not a CIA shell You know what I mean or is it the opposite smoke screen now you're thinking you being are you being a human smokescreen? Did you really go to Vegas this weekend or did you go to DC? Yeah, I'm a human smokescreen my codename is emphysema So, you know, I'm nothing but a smokescreen Well, we have got to talk about this one story first because it is so Frickin scary be careful speaking of the internet

Just oh my god, just be very safe because it's easier than ever it seems to stock people and it's oh, yes Oh, so anyway, this is the story comes from ABC news This story is these are the type of things that like that They'll truly do keep me up at night alleged stalker who left candy outside woman's home arrested after shooting her husband Attempting to kidnap her this is from John Hayworth at ABC news a man has been arrested after stalking his former colleague For over a month shooting her husband and attempting to kidnap her from her own home This is on Friday April 2nd. Good Friday. Oh my god. I didn't even know that it was I forgot that it was Easter weekend Uh, it's told this is in Tulsa, Oklahoma. It's a guy named Justin Arthur Ray Davis who has the stalker name

Yes, it sounds like that is the name of someone that will would kill someone to impress Jody Foster Absolutely, and Jody doesn't want you. I promise you no one will be impressed Not even when a cat brings a mouse to the door of the owner that loves it Is the owner like impressed with the cats that killed the owners like goddamn and I have a serial killer for a cat But I'll look past it because it can cuddle sometimes I know for a fact Jody Foster doesn't give a fuck about you. All right. She is sitting as she is right now she is Cool and her pussy and a bunch of ice because she gets scissored so hard every weekend because somebody has to keep her focused on work

All right, and the only way you can do that is by overwhelming a woman or a man with orgasms enough so they can finally read a newspaper or script Absolutely. Well, just we did say that this man shot her husband Fortunately, he did not kill the husband He did not kill the husband, but Henry listen to this he shot the head the husband through the hand You know who else had a couple of wounds in their hand. Hmm Jesus Herman Christ Yes, so perhaps this is a bit more deep than we're giving it credit for as this man now is the new Jesus Well, you have just went straight to the secret schools of ABC news. This is all allegorical

But no Davis. He stalked his victim for over a month. They were working together. We don't know where they're working together He resigned at their mutual workplace She then made reports that Davis kept showing up outside of her apartment leaving candy and food on her doorstep I guess like you know, I like Tokyo or like Japanese super fans like they're like what they're because I had a friend They used to work at Tokyo Disney. Okay played Doc Brown in the like we used to have the back-to-the-future ride I'm sure he used to play Doc Brown quite a bit in Tokyo and people used to come and bring him gifts Like it was really cool Like he used to have like like girls used to like hang out like wait for him and stuff was kind of fun

But not like this. This doesn't work. Why would a stalker? He's not trying to get like He's not trying to get a badger out of its hole Why would anybody put candy and a little sandwich on the steps of someone they're trying to court? That's a human woman an adult this command is 44 years old Um, I just don't like if you woke up every day and there was a sandwich outside of your door It would get so weird by like day eight, but then you're also like, what's the message here? Hey, hey, have you never read that new dating book put out by Cosmo Press treat her like a squirrel? It is it's incredible women just want berries and they want orange rinds

And they want like a little house that they can just crawl inside. That's all women once we know what women want here Well, I just don't know what I had no idea I didn't even see the Mel Gibson feature because I didn't want to I didn't want to hear the hard truth I don't want spoilers of what women are thinking. I want them to tell me themselves But Davis he kept escalating this until finally one day. He showed up in front of their house They they were leaving their house. I guess you're going up normal normal day of doing bullshit This was the victim and her husband and then Davis he showed up in his truck with the shotgun He chased after the couple as they ran back into their apartment. He then shot through the door

Hitting the husband in the hand making the Jesus wounds. Then he went into the apartment grab the victim dragging her down the stairs. Oh Basically saying don't come for me. Don't come for me because I'm gonna shoot you But then thankfully because he blasted off his shotgun a bunch of times He went outside I was gonna went down to fight him He said he was gonna fucking shoot him in the head if he if he tried to stop him He blasted off a couple of warning shots and then the cops rolled up He tried to get away. He left the the attempted Connecting victim behind he tried to get away and and look into this mug shot

He looked like he got fucked up and I Looked like he was just in he looks like he was just in some kind of barbed wire wrestling matches Nose is all bruised his forehead is absolutely wrangled like it went through a meat grinder Funny thing about this who was after the cops showed up He went on a short police chase, but then immediately crashed his car So the cops were able to get him fairly quickly and you know You still get charged with running away from the police Despite the fact you didn't even go far if I said you should be charged by the mile

So if you make it like 300 miles and that's a full-on police chase Yeah, let's do a date. Let's do a month a mile month a mile. That's gonna be a pretty lengthy That's almost fair. It's almost fair. He almost barely made a football field You know what the problem was is that I think he it was shooting a shotgun. Yeah, and it was holding everybody hostage I think that's the main crux here of what we're gonna get for also dirtying a policeman's baton And which is a crime. It's so difficult because I think that this these might be police related injuries that he might have gotten His head probably clunked against a seed or two Because in the end if you're gonna do it to somebody do it to somebody like him

Maybe you shouldn't do it to anybody Maybe or I could also see this just being a straight-up windshield Like just nailing his head on the windshield either way the guy probably needs to uh, needs to go to an immense amount of therapy and needs to be sort of held at a distance from society until he is proven to be Not bat shit insane, but when will that happen? We just don't know It's so hard because she called the police saying this man is stalking me But it is very difficult to get someone to stop stalking you Legally without because I why can't you okay get a restraining order, but it does nothing

It's just a piece of paper that says you can't come near me But it does not stop someone from physically arriving near you the cops can't persecute stalking crimes because they're very difficult to Put together the evidence for you have to have like a lot of evidence I'm not quite certain honestly side stories LP ot l a gmail.com if you're a lawyer or a police officer that knows anything about how people put Together cases against stalkers. I would love to know it for future reference. What rises to the criminal When does it become a criminal when it comes? I believe it's physical assault Unfortunately, I think that it gets down to like you can't just You can't you can't just bust somebody for scaring you like you have to it has to cross the line to everybody's dead

All I know is they could have found one police officer who loved candy and food and they could have said officer Herbert patrolman you have the best job of all time. You sit now I was born I was born to be a patrolman. It's my last my name. I know officer patrolman You have to sit here if the person comes gives you candy give the candy have a little candy have a little bite of the sandwich Make sure it's not poisoned. You're also the front lines of taste testing You may die, but you're also gonna save a life and at some point you're gonna help someone not become crucified Isn't that I'll tell you what I prepared by eating a whole basket of peeps this morning So I'm ready to go but also kind of the peeps are kind of stuck down because I think the peeps are mostly made out of

Come some kind of plastic. There needs to be there needs to be some kind of warning label on these Boxes should be more than nine or ten in the girl Well, I think that was supposed to be sort of in your mind initially to not have ten boxes of peeps You're also a police officer So I'm just wondering if you're smart enough to have a batch. Look at my god. Well Speaking of food, let's go on to a different stalker a stalker of a different type and of course we're talking about the bird the Ravens are notoriously intelligent bird and because they're so smart it also makes them extra evil and dangerous. Yo, yeah It's definitely them. There's a little James cons of birds. I don't know why I made them James

Con is not a devious man. He might be but well seems like he would in some film in some roles He certainly was but of course he was the victim as Kathy Bates Cobbled him and forced him to write a book but then again if you're not writing are you even an author get to work? Okay, right so a raven ravens have been accused of stealing groceries from an Alaska from an Alaska Costco and these customers they are very aware what's going on. Wait a fucking second They dare these ravens are dare coming for my beloved Costco customers this fucking the Costco landmere That should be Should be received with respect

Well, these ravens don't care about anything other than their own tummies. So this is just fellow. His name is Matt Lowe wellin Lowe wellin. He was packing up his groceries in his car and then sure enough a bunch of ravens came and you know what they stole They stole his Can you imagine seeing a raven take the short rib you are playing it for dinner because you know when you buy the short rib in the store You always a little bit. Oh, I know excited and then a bird just takes this massive package of short ribs And then you just have to stand like a jackass. Do you call the raven, please? How do you ever get it back? You don't get it back. I tell you what yeah, we wouldn't be eating short rib that night But you know would we be eating raven if he's trying to come after my fucking short ribs

And let's be careful not to murder the raven because again, they've only been accused of the crime. They've yet to be charged I'm sorry. Do you process your process is very very important. Uh, so look this quarter to Lowe Allen I Literally took ten steps away and I turned around two ravens came down and instantly grabbed one out of the package Ripped it off and flew off of it The meat was a four by seven inch large a sizable meal for a sizable bird Huff post.com. They know what they're doing It's not their first time according to Lowe Allen. They're very fat

So I think they've got a whole system here This is the biggest thing to ever happen to this town in Alaska, and I am here for you my people That is so scary the idea of going out that just you go to the Costco everything is fine on the way back You better have a little pellet gun or at least a Nerf gun or a flare gun You have to have something to distract these ravens or a sword a sword or you know what you do Hmm you buy a little extra food while you're in there Give it as an offering to the raven. I'm not negotiating with these You're gonna have to you're gonna have to because they're not going anywhere. Hey, we're bribing my way to go through the Costco

I pay to be here. I have a Costco membership Okay, you ravens you don't until you could figure out how to make money You could figure out a way to put on a human-like outfit in a big group of ravens and put a jacket on put a hat on You get your own Costco membership Then you're allowed to or you you befriend me and then I'll bring you into the Costco because yet that it's the most You know you're a real friend or a real family member when you are allowed to ride on somebody else's Costco membership with them to go To Costco. Oh, that's a big deal. It's a big deal That'll make you common law married

But this part of the story is one of the funniest things that I have heard in my entire life So so once he got back home He noticed that one of the ravens had taken a poke at another rib but did not drop it So I cut that meat out and I started marinating it and my wife said or that's gross We should take it back and I'll show you what? Costco actually took it back even after we had started marinating them and they gave us a full refund So wow this dude he saw that a piece of his meat was taken off a junk was taken off He tried to marry it and he still married it until he's thank God from heaven set wife was like

You have any idea how fucking disgusting that is. Do you know what ravens eat? Do you know the diseases they could carry how I love I just love that I was a short rib. He was so looking forward to sure. Oh, I know You don't understand man Oh, I have all this man I have all this meat sitting here if someone were to if I were to take out one of my racks of ribs that I Hurnley have fucking chilling in there because I have to eat more meat according to my butcher pox rolls Like these if I had someone come and steal my ribs. I would fucking I was watching this

series on YouTube called Psychopathy is and what it was is interviews with this very cheery tiny woman that Basically, she is a diagnosed psychopath and they asked her all of these questions about what it's like to be her and she's like It's just this thing. I don't experience sadness I don't experience anything that's deeper than rage or hunger like that's what she said It's the only thing she experiences But the one thing she said is that she goes into a thing called a gray rage, which is a fugue state where

She's like what people don't know about me because I'm a five foot four woman So a lot of people don't expect like that much out of me physically But what they don't know is that I can slip into a state where I understand whatever conflict comes out Whenever I feel like someone has a sense of authority over me that they don't deserve what they don't understand is that I'm willing to go to any extent to make sure that they know I'm on top and they're below me so whether it's physical It's psychological. I'm willing to go as far and farther than anything they've ever seen and when I wake up at the end of it I've already done it So and I didn't even know I did it and that's what I would be like

If one of these ravens came and took my fucking short ribs finally a timber a timber that's my tall tall man Tinder joke finally a tender finally a tinder biography I can get behind though if there's a lot of words in there, but it's nice to know Stay on our good side and you will have a pit bull for a defender I'm and this is why there's a there is not just this was not the only incident very Raven stealing Costco groceries This comes from Kimberly Waller. My parents were mining their business after our shop and made it home with one less steak The bird snatched it right out of the back in the parking lot. Now. This also this comes from Tamara She's like I had two Ravens one that was on the car next to me and he kept squawking really loud

He would sit on the car and he would stare at me Then hop next to the bed of the truck on the other side and he kept going back and forth The other Raven was on the ground. He kept trying to pull. I had one of those little melons He kept trying to grab the netting and pull my melons off the cart He was waiting for another opportunity to grab the melons off the car, but they never were deterred They never were deterred. They would just stay posted waiting for the next opportunity to steal something out of my cart They're very dedicated to their mission. That's because that Raven was on melon duty he was on the appetizer for the picnic duty and then some other Raven has a sixer of Bud Light somewhere another Raven has a

Bunch of coleslaw another Raven got the potato salad and they all come together for a Raven feast that human the human I couldn't even understand the joy in the mind of the Raven as they consume nothing, but great Costco Underpriced meat and under honestly also if you're gonna get good meat That's where you go. You go to Costco because Costco's got the good lamb legs. Costco's got the good stuffed salmon's Costco's got the good You look get a pretty good like family pack of teaspoons like I say that's pretty good They got pork roast, which are pretty good. Honestly Costco's fucking seafood is also off the chain. That's really where you want to go If you want me if you want meat interesting enough the Interestingly enough the Anchorage Autobahn Society. They actually count Ravens every year the group reported that there were

923 Ravens in 2018. Oh wow, great. Thanks 626 21 in 2019 cool. How much money is coming out of my taxes for you? Cool That's great and 750 in 2020. My question is how do they know they're not counting the same bird twice I? I want to set that whole building on fire. No, I believe it. I'm I honestly I'm gonna say right here aside stories I'm gonna speak for you kissle We support the Autobahn Society. I'm gonna dial it back Absolutely Henry, this is if you're old and you have one like job or a hobby you work with the Autobahn Society You count the Ravens at the Costco parking lot. It's fun. You have a tally

It's like those people that go to baseball games and don't even look at the scoreboard really too much because they already have everything They're watching the game so closely. They tally it all themselves. Oh, yeah, it's a fun way to waste time I guess I tell you what I rather you if you if counting birds keeps you from shooting up a casino in Vegas Count up those birds. I mean, I'm gonna count them all the time because also We're gonna need to count on the Autobahn Society when it's finally man versus bird and the final animal wars That will happen. I know that that will happen the Krasilak the great typhoon We will have to face the birds and one final who gets to live on this planet with the food that's left and avenge And we will have to kill these birds in order for us to survive

Didn't we already aren't like there's so many species that are like eliminated forever. Haven't we already done that? Yeah, we beat those we have all the rest of them. We have to beat All right. Well, according to we've already chained up the chicken. We got the chicken on our side Pigeons are just fun pigeons are beautiful little animals and if they poop on you Don't be mad say oh that's a sign that I'm gonna have a good day flip it in reverse it even though It's obviously not fun Rick Sonnet. He is a former wildlife biologist. That's what he said He said for years decades They've watched people in parking lots of grocery stores with all this food talking about the Ravens the Ravens are the

Stalkers these are stalkers these are stalkers He goes on to say they again the Ravens know what a piece of fruit looks like in a grocery cart because they've seen it on the Ground or seen it in a garbage can so they're not just flying above having a good time. They're scouting This scouting makes me once again respect the Raven had off to the Raven She's scared of the Raven had off to the Raven. I just I'm starting to think they should take over They should be the national frickin bird get out of your bald eagle. You're blind man That's so fucking metal like honestly, they're that it's very goth though at the more so I imagine for the idea of having like a Just to have a goth white house. I would be so much fun. Oh that would be fun

And we're not we're not close to that yet As the satanic panic still continues to rage But I would love if we just it doesn't they can even be You can take religion off the table or anti-religion or whatever that is you can just have you can have just a vibe of a goth White house. Oh, that was so cool I would be amazing if Joe Biden just once came out like all like the cure with the smeared red lipstick and his hair All toss it out. It's like I'm just understanding what it's like to be a little munchkin be a little scroungy kid Oh, yeah, get up in there and here's a quarter kid. Go buy a turkey, you know, then you're just like

Mr. Biden this can buy a turkey. He's like, all right. Here's two quarters. Go get yourself a haircut. Well, just like I don't I can't do this It's $18. Let the dementia run its course. Mr. Zabrowski, and we might just see that in a few months or you All right, so be careful everyone with those Ravens All right, I want to talk about the story there's the only reason why I want to because it's not unique in terms of the UFOs but what it is is a Catalogging of what it's really like on a ship when UAVs are spotted and the fact that not only is there a an entire system put in place That does this that monitors UAVs that shows just how common this phenomena has been and how it is It's just what we are seeing more and more is how much the government already knew or was curious about UAVs

Even though they said that they weren't and now we are seeing that they not only did they plan that not only did they know about UFOs, but they planned to see them. All right, so this is a story that comes from the drive You should really read this story because I'm not gonna be able to do it justice but this is the This is the headline multiple destroyers were swarmed by mysterious drones off, California over at Nouver over numerous nights This was written by Adam Kehoe and Mark Cicades But the story it takes it's about the USS kid Okay, this what these documents that came out. They did a foyer request. Did you see the name of it was the USS kid?

Yeah, KIDD. How is Q and I not picked up on that? I mean let's wait. We just wait. It's coming It has to come also. It's fucking Ron Watkins. I watched the Q documentary We know it's Ron Watkins or the least the combination of him and his fucking father So can Q finally be over soon? Can it be done soon? All right, that's a topic and you just opened up again a worms. Yeah That initial account described a tense encounter. So they're basically seeing that this was so The USS kid was surrounded by these drones over a period of nights the drive wouldn't got a foyer request And they got all the deck logs from the ships involved and then additionally our investigation

Their investigation utilized hundreds of gigabytes of automatic identification system ship location data to forensically Reconstruct the position of both military and civilian ships in the area during the strained sequence of events So the first night that this happened was July 14th 2019. Okay, there was a UAV signing around 10 p.m. And the night of July 14th. Do it shows here on the deck logs the statement that says away Snoopy team for to UAV so it's in the lock But the Snoopy team is it stands for the ship nautical or otherwise photographic interpretation and Exploitation team. Yes, it just rolls off the tongue But it is a group. It's somebody that's on a ship that they use civilian cameras and their jobs are they document unknown

Contacts vents of interest and other objective interests on short order So they have all of their systems spinning but then they just send somebody out with a camera to go take a picture right like as soon as they see something sure and They Immediately saw this shit in the sky So they sent the Snoopy team out to go and take a look at it and take pictures of it But then soon as that happened the USS kid then entered into a condition of restricted communication designed to enhance Operational security and enhance survivability. So they basically shut down less than 10 minutes after the sighting

They went and told their fellowship that now there are multiple drones USS kid reported UAV overhead It is now warned so the Snoopy team is watching them. There's now two drones overhead This is that 1210 right USS reported UAV overhead warrants. So now they're seeing several of these things You it is it's more about what I'd like people to do is go to the article and look at The way that it is transcribed and so they see then they see one they see initial sighting You see a red flashing light. They don't know what the hell's going on You see a white light identified hovering over the ship's flight deck. Now. This is after the ship tried to do move It tried to move position the law of reflex at the drone managed to match the destroyer speed with the craft moving at about

16 knots which is very difficult. It's very difficult for a Civilian drone to do this or even a commercial drone Apparently this at this point the counter had lasted over 90 minutes. They're watching this light in the sky and Which is far longer than any commercial drone can possibly fly. Yeah, that was one Sighting the next day July 15th. It happens all over again. It is Pinging all over the ship. They send the Snoopy team back out They say and this is when they're even closer to the to the coast and now we know that it's serious Because this thing and the Glog say

Mark 87 stations, which is this this whole system You know, we don't know what exactly clear but there are several things that could be referring to which is the mark 87 Electro optional director that is a component of this massive infrared and optical turret known as the MK 20 Electrocopical sighting system some fucking bullshit But basically what this is that's the eyeballs for the five-inch gun on the battleship It also could possibly mean this the it's it's something having to do with them turning on their guns So we know for a fact that they are looking at this thing They don't know what the fuck it is and it is fascinating as Henry said go to the article

It is the drive comm and just to say the headline again, so you can find it multiple destroyers We're swarmed by mysterious drones off California over numerous nights and obviously we're not gonna sit here and read all the emails But they have a lot of different emails going a lot of emails there is a lot of Question marks and a lot of like okay, and it's seemingly just judging from the vibe seems like a lot of excitement There's a lot of it just shows that there is a weird plan in place They went to go to see if there was operations going on around the ship and there were none They actively reviewed what was going on and then the main thing that came out of those emails that it says this

Issue is getting a lot of quote-unquote high-level attention. So people were looking into this heavily probably whatever it was that is the remnants of whatever a tip was or whatever that group is that inner UAP group or UAV group they They have had tabs on this and there was a chain of command that was in place just to look at this issue But you know there's a lot of people there keep calling them drones So the bosses to kept calling them drones. Yeah, apparently the San Clemente Island I guess that was an island nearby apparently. It's it's known for a lot of different testing and things like that They said they had no tests running that night

So it always goes up to the toss-up question extraterrestrial life or new military equipment and either way it is It's interesting because it's a military equipment then it's like, okay Thanks for letting us know I suppose but wow and we also have some really cool footage over Montreal inch over the Montreal International Airport you can find that at Lockheed 75 which is of course a very interesting name on Twitter Lockheed Martin being one of the most powerful Industries in the history of the world But if you go to Lockheed 75 on Twitter, you can see the footage of the UFO and it is

Absolutely awesome. That's a really good one. You got triple you see a big light split into three Which you know me people are meeting we're like it's a good thing But I don't know the one that I will say that is wild is if you go to UFO last minute on YouTube this cigar shaped UFO is dope You got a fucking put your 3d fucking goggles on for this fucking shit Yeah, get that fucking Keith going your fucking throat and then fucking go look at this fucking cylinder Buzz all of these houses. This is one of this is some wild ass shit, but I guess it could be fake

You know, that's what everybody wants to say because they want to be able to go back to their precious little jobs Precious little fucking lives. They don't want to look up and see it be real because if it's real Then everyone's gonna have to quit everything and honestly, I welcome it. Where is the fucking big? You know this next story will let us we'll remind us why UFOs and the idea of extra terrestrial life is so fun and fascinating Because humans here on earth, I don't know if they're always doing the right thing Hmm, especially seems like a lot of husbands. So this is a coming. It's hard to be a husband I it's not that hard, but Hannibal this is the headline from the Daily Star Hannibal Lecter husband murdered wife and dumped her body in

Row over frozen chips so again with the guys up to Fucking chips these guys with their fucking chips I don't know what goes on in the UK the amount of blood and attention that is poured into chips and Crisps in the UK. I don't know it's more than because America they can use us of being fatties, right? But we I see far less French fry and potato chip news Then don't don't forget about what happened when the Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich got out Would it wouldn't bust it out and I think a lot of people got stabbed in line

But yeah, the popcorn chicken the popcorn Popeyes chicken sandwich That was very be they just didn't properly control the roll out of that But apparently this dude the guy's name is Thomas McCann not to be confused with my fantastic seventh grade teacher Tom McCann who was just one of the best best history teachers of all time at St. Pete's Middle School and Stevens Point love you Tom McCann. Thank you for what you did So this dude murdered his He's a strange wife and chopped up her body after she accidentally defrosted frozen chips Which is just french fries, I believe so he had some frozen fries

And she defrosted them and he murdered her and dismembered her frickin body Parts are feeling there's just so many ways to not do that. There's just so many ways to not kill your wife over french fries It's so insane parts of her body were found in bin bags by dog walkers again be careful I don't even know if I want if just look straight when I walk. I look straight. I'm never looking left never looking right I can't find a bunch of body parts in a bin. I can't deal with that today I'm working on my own stuff. Yeah, but you don't know when someone's when he gonna get you know, we're gonna get kidnapped I don't know who could ever have a car big enough to kidnap me or the amount of drugs It would take to trank me we could probably clip you with the car and then when you're

Confusion grab I mean honestly, that's how I would kidnap you if I liked the I'm so happy that I laughed and then you said the sentence But honestly, yeah, that makes me feel really good So McCann who likened himself to the infamous movie cannibal Hannibal Lecter pleaded guilty to the murder and was sentenced But my god, just this is this is very disgusting according to a neighbor She the neighbor messaged you von that was the victim asking if she was okay And Yvonne responded saying it was over a frozen bag of chips This is like an everybody loves Raymond episode gone to hell Because it wasn't about the chips was it I'm sure that there was something else that was underlined

Honestly underlined issues straight up though weirdly it could have just been about the ships Who knows because this guy does seem I mean he seems fairly imbalanced. He has one of those like Nazi haircuts kind of but they were an estranged couple Which is a lot, but he strangled and dismembered her following her death That's the thing is that it's more at what happened after him strangling and dumping her body part It's like it's it. That's really what I mean the main crux of it is that he cut her up in little pieces over it The murder I think was really that's really where it gets out of line but also the disposing of the body because I kind of

Passionate murder like I'm not over french fries, but the idea of like a Seeing red or like killing somebody that's almost the thing that a lot of people can relate to It's the after somebody's dead, and then you're like I better chop this person up And I think really shows the difference between someone who's somebody who's like normal and maybe pissed versus someone who's Henry I don't want to talk at a line here, but how's therapy going oh? Man who is there every have you uttered that sentence where like a lot of people see red and could and could kill their significant other But I would never chop them up. That's my wife I would never kill my wife, but you could somebody I don't know

But you know what my therapist and I do is that will take two broomsticks, and then she which we'd fake fight until I go to sleep It's really been very nice. It's been very very helpful. I'm so happy you're going to American gladiators therapy Yes, it seems to be working so on a zap has helped me so much with my acceptance issues I love that and siren and the whole gang. We love the American gladiators So evidently he left the house after engaging in dismembering the body and he went out for barbecue. I I've been at that. So I guess you've been looking at me all day and in in something that is even more I don't even know why the sentence is so disgusting and so disturbing

But only 50% of her body has been found so we don't know where 50% 50% of Yvonne is Their daughter Rachel Lawson said she was a full-time mom and a good mom and she always and she was always buying us things And wanted the best for us. It hasn't really suck it yet I love my mom very much, and I also love my dad Yvonne's partner Robert Thomas says I feel very angry towards Thomas He has torn the family apart. Oh, it's just reminds me of that. Yeah, you fucking with Chris Farley sketch. How do you feel? Angry angry. Yeah, so anyway, just be careful. Wow. I guess I don't know Yeah, okay, so McCain's defensive McCann's defense attorney He said this blew up. It was totally unnecessary and he said it was just a small just a small thing

But then it turned into a really big thing Yeah Yeah, okay. Well, there we go. So I just wait. I mean you just have to find a way to Speak about these things. I also I also don't really like the way that they use the term identifying Like if your husband starts identifying as Hannibal Lecter and then I guess we just we we're just gonna have to talk We have to yeah, we'll just we'll just never get we'll never get to zero if you're Hannibal Lecter You know like we have to find a way choose somebody else choose another evil doctor I guess if you meet if you need to sure

I mean this reminds me of the this is the murder equivalent of the dudes in college That really got into like the godfather and we're really into like our face scar face really into scar face But this guy has Hannibal Lecter everywhere and I'm just gonna say this scar face Seems much nicer than Hannibal at least scar face had a fucking career Yeah, a friend and the career he had all the shit we're like Hannibal Lecter was in a cage that old movie Oh any hoot be careful and I don't know just just go ask your go ask your husband Do you feel like Hannibal Lecter today and Hopefully the answer is no

Hopefully the answer is no cuz it doesn't just pop off and just freak out on you and just being like Yes What a wonderful color you're wearing my wife I can smell it from the air and be like, okay. Well, I guess therapy is not going well No, it's not going well also again to humanize and to not be scared of anyone just imagine Hannibal Lecter Taking a big dump after he eats a bunch of human brains Just the smell and how gross it is them for him trying to convince you that he's still like a super genius evil mastermind He's like now with it don't I will say I mean you never know because I've taken probably dumps that are very very similar

To what it's like to eat human flesh just in terms of the pork is really as similar Biologically to human flesh as I say it is how many times I've sat and eaten close to two to three pounds of just sheer barbecue inside Of my body and then you shit that out that technically, you know It's like you know that weird thing when you take a shit and the shit kind of smells good How's therapy going I broke three broomsticks last week And then what next week she says we're gonna do a we're gonna do a ball pit She's gonna shoot me. She's gonna shoot at me with the ball guns. You remember that I do of course another American gladiators reference

Well, I know we have to I know we we we gotta move on to the hero of the week We should go to here of the week. I just want to quickly say yeah Do you know what kind of went under the radar here was that scientists wirelessly connected human brains to computers for the first time ever? That's really gonna gain a lot of steam and that's this is you this story is so huge I've been I literally did a you I went to a YouTube hole about like how do you live forever? You know how people will do that when yeah, of course they're about to die One of the guys literally said you slowly take a piece of your brain off and you put it in the computer You slow like it's actually tangible you take your brain apart slowly and slowly and then as your as your

Biological housing goes down you take the other half of your brain if you have a fully half of your brain inside of a machine And then they pump it in there. So it's actually like crying, but then yeah, that's my dream. I Know but in this case they're doing it wirelessly But then also does this mean they can read your thoughts in which case do you go on do you go on trial? And then they say oh you said you didn't do it and then they put this up And they're like and look at this mapping that we have of the incident from your brain right now It seems to just be about physical manipulation. They've been working in technology. This is published in the IE E Transactions on biomedical engineering journal my favorite one. Oh, I read every day those letters are so hot

The team recorded the results of their tests of the system when used by two paralyzed men age 35 and 63 Suffering from spinal cord injuries the system works by connecting the transmitter devices on the user's heads to an electrode relay Within the brain's motor cortex using the same port and used by wired systems So a court during the test both participants were able to achieve typing speeds and point-and-click accuracy similar to wired systems and were able to continuously use the system for up to 24 hours in their own homes So they're using it to essentially use computers, which is going to change So much shit if this does work because we know Elon Musk as was working on they they already have Successfully put computer ports like for more material more computer material into pigs brains

Yeah, so we're getting closer and closer to this idea of you and I are gonna be able to play in the NBA when we're 75 years old With exoskeletons that is my goal That is true when Henry said regarding the pig Elon Musk unveiled a pig called Gertrude With neural ears. Yes So with the coin size computer chip in the brain to demonstrate his ambitious plans to create a working brain to machine Interface and of course as with all new technology There is an opportunity for corruption and some horrible things to happen But that being said if you are in a coma or if you are paralyzed

This could be absolutely life-changing and so there's a lot of good things to happen as well So it's just endlessly well well cuz that's the idea I think that there are people that will obviously be paranoid about it because that first it will be very scary But I think like many things like the smartphone like these it will become so day-to-day that you won't care Eventually eventually you're gonna look at it because they are trying to say They're trying to say that they're using it for paralyzed people which they are which I think is great But you know they might be using it for giant soldiers that we're probably gonna use to fight in a bunch of wars And then we're gonna spend billions of dollars in this technology and then we're gonna have to use it because if not

It just sits like in a hangar somewhere and they can't do that They paid for it So they're gonna want to blow up a lot of stuff in the meantime your your fantasy future is such a nightmare Henry Not for us What do you mean not for us now for comedians are just gonna use this to monitor our brand spanking new Jerk-off machines that are gonna look like lizard's tongues. You know, I mean, we're not gonna care about this stuff because we could be coming to art We're gonna have to be the machine or brains gonna simulate our like our pleasure glands or whatever And we're just gonna always be seeing things and hazy labia pinks. Oh my goodness. Well, I always say go for a hike

Why not also? I've never said that but only in this case. I would say no for a hike Alright, well, let's do here of the week and obviously that story that we just talked about there with the brain Um, that's gonna be going on for the rest of our lives these kinds of stories as they continue to evolve So we shall see but anyway, let's do hero of the week So as we know on a serious note there has a there has been an uptick in in violence against the fantastic Asian American community here Yes in this fine country of ours, which is something that we are obviously opposed to treat people with respect and my god, don't buy into any of the misinformation that is spread so easily on

Pumped in your fucking brains. Just know for a fact that everybody's just a person everybody is We're all dealing with this together We're all trying to get through this year and everybody there's no reason for it to make us all fucking attack each other on the street That's the thing with these little drones. I don't think about the brain thing They got a fascist up here controlling everyone anyway. Okay, so this here of the week is Maddie Park She raised a hundred thousand dollars to keep Asian Americans safe by paying for their uber rides Obviously, we've seen a surge in violent attacks right now against Asian Americans absolutely Uncalled for unwarranted and please God do not participate in anything like that if you know anyone who is doing that

You know use love and you can change their mind not to be too totally Mary Ann Williamson But we're having sex with them. Oh, that's not necessarily love that could also be lost This is according to People magazine. So Mrs. Park Miss Park She she has an initiative called cafe Maddie cab initiative Which pays for private uber and lift rides for fiend for females at her elderly and the LGBTQ Asian community She says it was a 30-minute commute and I realized every minute of those 30 minutes. I was terrified I was scared that at any moment in time Someone might say a racial slur at me or attack me or worst of all I thought that

Something were to happen to me. Nobody would stand up. So she says because of this She said I have to do something and help people. So that is what she is doing right now This is what she told W ABC She says people who are donating or people from all across the nation all across all all races Ethnicities and they just sent me messages saying listen We really want you guys to be safe too and we're donating so that more people can take rides in this city So I think this is a nice plan and it's good to keep people safe and remember We're all in this thing together and don't let the binary media and the binary social media world

Convince you otherwise because they got a lot of money to keep us divided. So Maddie. So good. Thank you the week Seriously, thank you. What a good. What a good person. Oh nice. Yeah, let's go back to let's go to some more good people Sorry listener emails This comes from a target security employee, I thought it was a really fun I've worked in different levels of security slash loss prevention slash asset protection for over 25 years I spent nearly 10 years of that working for Target. This comes from our story where the guy had sex with Olaf I'm gonna say had sex with Olaf. He raped Olaf. We know that You didn't ask for it. We don't know though, but I've Josh got Josh Gadmite, but not Olaf

Yes, my my first day on the job I'll cut a guy who had spent based on video review about three hours driving around to different parking spots and jerking off The officer who responded and arrested him some both the subject and the car interior was quote-unquote Covered income. Oh my another time I was watching someone who I thought was about to steal a stack of CDs if you need to gauge how long I've been doing this and Suddenly just had a focus and in frame I could see the lower half of an obese man's torso with a long untucked polo before I could process it He had lifted his shirt revealed

His dick was pulled out of the waistband in his pants and he was quickly jerking himself off while looking at the other Customers and most of the other cases even if we knew the suspect was following or specifically looking at one person We would still register the security officer as the victim to avoid having to inform the customers So as long as we are ourselves observe something obscene meaning most of the people who were the focus of these creeps have no idea Unless they actually saw them. I Wish I could say this was limited to the customers. Well, I got to a certain point of my career. I worked in internal cases One officer was suspected of theft and we were given a tip to investigate So during secure surveillance including hitting cameras in his office

This guy suddenly stood up and without any rail prompting or warning dropped row and started humping his desk The angle of the camera was clear that he wasn't looking at anything like a magazine or even a closed circuit system Just a blank wall the desk and him his uniform shirt covering the top of his bare ass pumping away Presumably rubbing his dick on the top until he completed Surveillance continued for three shifts trying to validate the theft as well But we were left watching this guy screw office furniture two to three times a day Until we fired him. This took a while To me was he had one of those rare security offices with an attached bathroom?

But I guess he just really liked that guest. You really like that desk. So he had what's the name of that again? Henry when you fuck random rottage There's that thing frottage is when you is rubbing is rubbing yourself on things. I don't know what's having random sex with objects It's just I'm not sure. I'm just that's the one again We're trying to look for benefits of 2020 and one of the nice things is we learned you can work from home And isn't that nice? Do you no longer have to worry like wow? How did that stink it on my chair like late at night? Like it's just nice. You don't have to deal with anyone potentially rubbing their penis on your keyboard Yeah, this is all I got a couple of stories from these from absolutely broken nurses not broken

They're not broken. They're wonderfully, but it's they're wonderful and they work so hard But they all want to talk about how we said that we can't eat or think about food when it comes to pimples, right? Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and these are stories coming from some of the brave people the real first responders of this year And things they can they can handle and some of this is pretty is pretty gross So these are real doctor pimple poppers. Yes, okay, this is story. There's literally nothing. I can't talk about while eating I've been an ICU nurse for 15 years. I've seen things that should never be repeated I once received a critically ill patient after she coded and was resuscitated She had a bowel obstruction and had fecal matter coming from her mouth

Oh, she was covered required a full quick bath before we can even get monitors on her the thick putrid substance Coming from her mouth and now breathing tube had an interesting aroma My colleague commented that it almost smelled like pizza dough We got her settled and then we went back to our pizza lunch Honestly, thank you so much for being able to do that. Thank you. It's just some of this because when I when Henry and I are both Hemorrhaging shit out of her out of our mouths in that in three days. Yeah, we're gonna need you and just thank you for doing that You see that woman, uh, I'm a CRNA a nurse anesthetist and I'm operating I'm in operating rooms 40 to 50 hours every week

I've seen and smelled who knows how many cysts removed from all parts of people's bodies and after ever having been in health care for the past 12 years, there's nothing could stop me from putting away a rack of ribs or a fat-ass greasy burger In fact, it gets to a point with health care workers that most of us describe various bodily maladies in culinary terms current jelly stools a beefy red wound Juicy fruit breath which is patients and diabetic Kettiso Keto acidosis and Likening any number of bodily fluids to a variety of gravies puddings cheeses and so on Watching dr. Pimple Popper while eating dinner with mashed potatoes and gravy doesn't even give me a seconds pause What you're used to and interested in I suppose

Oh, and this is this is the worst one. I think Love the show. I can't wait to come to Berlin me too. We cannot wait to come back Absolutely, I'm the kind of person who could happily eat while watching dr. Pimple Popper I actually watch it to relax along with foot makeover videos people with crazy calluses and grown toenails I've always been completely fine with gross stuff like that even as a kid I used to work with horses a lot as a trainer and your general helper at a rescue center down in Texas We got one horse in who had a huge honeydew size melon abscess right next to his anus Everyone was fighting over would have to drain it. They did not want to be the unlucky person when I walked up lucky for everyone else

I'm deeply fucked up and volunteered to drain it myself. It was amazingly disgusting Touching it touching it. It felt like a huge squishy water balloon. So I knew I was in for a messy day I suited up in rain boots and made a shirt and pants out of a couple of trash bags to try to protect myself before going all in We numb the spot before doing a small and it's small incision and it freaking exploded I'm talking fire hydrant level of intensity shooting what smelled like liquid death straight out of this horse's second asshole Oh, the only blast at a second or so and thanks Satan. I wasn't in the line of fire But then came the hands-on part I had it knead the edges and squeeze all of the rest of the liquid out

It's running down the poor horses legs. Oh pull it on the floor and the stench Oh, Jesus the stench was something I've never experienced before or since it felt solid in my nose Like someone mixed the rankest roadkill chicken shit and hot diarrhea together into the devil's potpourri. Oh Only by the devilish grace Satan himself did I not get any of that future juice on to me Only on my boot boots was your promptly thrown away But honestly other than the smell that was one of the most fun experiences I've had though I did have to shower about eight times before the scent finally fully washed out of my pores The horse made a full recovery and got adopted a couple of months later. That's nice

That is very nice. And again, thank you for doing that. I'm sure the horse. I'm sure the horse loved it Wow. All right. Well any other great story any other emails? No They've ruined me for emails. Yeah, we'll we'll leave it on at that turns out doctor pimple popper is the mainstream Because I didn't see anything regarding horse second assholes No, all right. Well, there you go. Thank you. That's how it is listening. Yeah Live your day every day knowing for a fact unless you want to you're not gonna see a giant honeydew Melon sized abscess on the asshole of a horse and because if you do you can just laugh at it because it's not your job

You can move on Love the people those jobs are to cut open those big old fleshy bags and empty out all the liquid shit inside of it Because when it comes down to it We need those sickos to do these jobs for us. We're gonna need it later on in our lives Yeah hats off to these people these very very strong practitioners of the macabre arts of Medicine re I I love it Truthfully Henry and I talk about because when you have little dogs you have to get their anal glands squeezed

That is a disgusting experience. I can't even imagine what these people can deal with I can't imagine Thank you all so much for listening. Hope you're doing well out there Hope hopefully you weren't trying to eat anything for the past maybe ten minutes or so I'm honestly very hungry. Yeah, okay good. All right everyone. Well. Thank you so much for listening be safe. Hail yourselves Hail Satan look who's deletions everybody. Yeah, man Go go go walk go take a bath. Yeah, maybe a bath Discussed This show is made possible by listeners like you thanks to our ad sponsors

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