Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Real Doll Disappearance

Episode Date: March 18, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: Bug chasers, an update on the woman who beheaded her mother, the disappearance of real doll Stephanie East, and MORE.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories What a good time to be celebrating St. Patrick's Day, woo-hoo look at the Irish look at Irish Yeah, I mean simpler times because just a year ago today Yes, you know who was married who Holden McNeely he got married on St. Patrick's Day Yes, he got married on St. Patrick's Day Holden McNeely from Wizard and the Bruiser. This is his one-year anniversary I think this is the first one-year anniversary Thanks, his wife would be getting because Holden McNeely. I don't know how he approaches love with no, he doesn't that that helped This is a last podcast network. Congratulations to Holden McNeely

Look at you the luck of the Irish. This is the lucky Irish. You're the nicest. I've ever seen you. I didn't realize this was your holiday It's an alien. Hey everyone, welcome to side stories I am Ben hanging out with Henry and you want to hear a little joke that I did on kind of fun the wrestling podcast today, Henry Sure, sure, sure. It's really funny because it's like, you know, everyone's like, oh, keep your distance six feet apart Well, we are certainly doing that because you're an LA and I'm in New York. There's the whole country apart from us We have the whole country. We're so separate. We're separated by a country. I'm leaving the show I can't continue our relationship anymore working relationship is now completely fraught By what you've done how you've been traded with your with your behavior

I think they're obviously real weird out there right now a little bonkers. Yeah, things are going people are people are now inside I'm now in day three of quarantine I was up there. I'm keeping my knees up. Good a lot of that keep my knees up I saw your Instagram post of you and Jackie doing hot yoga together, which I don't know What's most interesting to me is I'm more of a bar guy. Okay, and I know people will judge all the bars are closed So now I'm a nobody But people were judging everyone. Oh, you're going out to bars, but in LA. It wasn't bars It was yoga studios. Yeah, so people who were posting like stay inside never do anything be safe

And of course be safe and stay inside and never do anything But then the next poster picture would be them sweating profusely doing high yoga among How in the world are you guys so obsessed so obsessed with yoga? It's all we have doing it during a viral outbreak so many people in LA the only thing they have is their pristine bodies And they want to keep it going because eventually they need to emerge and then the more attractive members our society You're going to have to go towards the people that this is obviously deep in our post apocalyptic state Whatever the three months from now when we're allowed to emerge the healthy ones are gonna have to go towards the rich ones Right, so the hot ones are gonna move towards the ones with the resources

So now's the time to start setting the table for yourself. What kind of mate are you going to bring to yourself in the post apocalyptic world? Are you gonna be able to get the guy with the guns? Sure might need some muscles because you're gonna be running drills with them I'm gonna be able to get the woman with all the money if you find a 75 year old former I guess attorney or something a lady with some more a lot of money and you get in there I have to make sure that I have a strong of back so that I can sexually service This rich woman to bring money back to our home. So so in this sort of long view analogy or situate scenario that you're that you're talking about Is Natalie dead?

During the coronavirus during the three months shut in because that's the fear that's coming from within the house No, she's walking me out. You know I mean good. She's my new job. She's my new. She's my pimp. She's okay. Very very good She gets a cut. We are going to by the way, just if you are living with someone This is a tough time, but you're gonna be there for a long time So I say one affirmation today say, you know what Henry if I live with you. I'd say, you know what Henry? Your nose is looking nice today. It's really important. Check in check in. I just want you to let you know Kissel I don't mind your feet. Hell is for a buke. Hell is for a duke. I was walking so the last time I went sort of any sort of public exercise

I was walking to the studio. Yes, and things are really weird out here But I saw a dude like every once in a while Los Angeles like shows its true face again Like every once in a while like I was like, where's the LA from every movie that I saw in the 80s Like that type of LA you want so what is that is that cool? LA is that bright neon shorts LA rollerblade LA or is it like dystopian like escape from LA like yeah That kind of shit like dressed like Noah like from the movie Noah But your outfit technically would cost 15 grand like that type of thing where you look homeless, but you're not of course there are I don't put it. I saw a dude on the street

The only people are on the street are the the mentally unbalanced ones and there was a dude So me included there was a guy with a handprint tattoo all over his face Oh my god, right? There's a full cheese and he it's a time before they close all the restaurants So there were people sitting in the front of like the Starbucks kind of like the outside And he's walking in and he's like oh, everybody's enjoying your coffee And you know everyone's trying to like you know have their resume their conversations bright starts going Like fake coughing over a whole group of people and everyone's it's like

Please and it's like holy shit. We're immediately there. Yeah, just really right into 80s dystopia Hey, Barb. How was your day? Well? It was kind of cool a guy that looked like Wilson the ball from castaway came in and coughed all over my Wonderful latte, so I think I'm dying. I think it's a I think what you'd call it is a that's You're just getting drive-by diseased But I don't want to correct something I said last week, okay, we here We hold ourselves to be accountable on the show. Yeah, look how responsible he is. Hey, I'm wearing on I'm I am wearing You're gonna call this velour full

I'd be beautiful burnt orange velour suit pants. I didn't mean to do that to me do yes I didn't mean to shame your your soft pants. I'm gonna call the soft pants. Thank you. It's but dad Um, but last week we read an email from a police officer from the UK who explained who talked about these anti-disease medications that he was Taking after he did these like needle strike tests and he said it made all his hair fall out and all this kind of shit Apparently I've received several passionate emails from people within the HIV positive community people for HIV Reach out and a reach out talking about how prep is not whatever it was that he took Whatever was he took is either old school. It's like old shit. They used to have to take a series of pills Mm-hmm, or it's some other form of anti-disease medication some form of antibiotic that fucking can't I guess can wreck you

But I have no clue, but it has nothing to do with prep. I wanted to do a look one quick To dispel some of the misinformation from all right. Well, that's gonna be clarification corner Whatever the hell this is all right prep or pre-exposure prophylaxis is a one-day pill You take that prevents HIV up to 99% when taken correctly. It has been around since 2012 a woman Actually has better chance of getting pregnant while on birth control than getting HIV while you're on prep Prep is taken before someone is exposed to HIV. There's also a thing called it's and then there's also PEP right, uh-huh, which you transition to prep Which is all again there is very little side effects to the point that Frank ocean

Actually did a party last year to give people prep and talk about whatever the post prep is again. I'm not a doctor I'm not a doctor. I don't even know how to explain the clarification But I just want to say don't be scared of the prep or the pep or any of the anti-HGV medication They would give you or that you could take it. It's more important to stay safe Yeah, don't be scared of it. And that is literally the last time I'm gonna bring it up Because I obviously I'm not helping the conversation Absolutely, of course, we always appreciate your perspective side stories LP otl at gmail.com Shocking news alert. We are not doctors. I'm not a doctor. Of course. We do want to be trusted

But you know on certain things you can just give us the benefit of the doubt. We're never attempting to be nefarious We're just in many cases learning right along with you about these things that we're hearing about really You know for one of the first times that we're hearing about it on the floor Yeah, because we don't have to deal with it, but it's speaking all this man. I started watching like so now We're deep in quarantine. What are we watching? What are we doing? What are you? Oh my god? First of all Henry, I don't want to know about what you're watching because I wanted to talk about the ps4 that you got Because you're playing division to how happy are you right now? The hyena is not safe When I have my gear on it is so fucking sweet. I love killing as many terrorists as humanly possible so much fun

I imagine each one is a person holding back our book sales Our book is coming out April 7th, and there's gonna be we're gonna obviously we're gonna steal dilly with all the tour bullshit We have no clue what the hell it's gonna happen. We don't yet But we're gonna be yeah, but we will give you that information as soon as we know as I mentioned on Instagram If if the book tour is postponed and we can sort of look at the tea leaves You guys can probably see where that's going, but we don't have any official word yet So we will tell you that I will be doing dry postponement and then I had my first BL on stage So we can go through and I'm gonna look good. I'm gonna wear my nothing but velour

I got some new shoes my my new bronze Those Friday the 13th bronze are fucking dope. They're very cool. So Just letting you know we're gonna during the times where there's a lot of where there's a health crisis Let's get healthy and and that's that's part of my contradictory character But in this case in this way, it's almost being my saving grace. It sort of is responsible again weirdly back afterwards We found ourselves back to you somehow. We're doing the correct thing. I don't know how But I started what obviously I am just I can't watch any more JFK assassination stuff if I could I am I am so Deep and I can't trust you. I don't watch it. Were you one of the shooters?

No, there's not big. There's not big houses for feet on the grass. You know, no, I was not there No, I weren't you dressed as a big lumberjack holding an axe in front of a tire store and then you're like now It's time to move forward and kill this president That's Paul Bunyan along with his ox, babe You're the blue you've been racist am I being racist against your people you're being a sizes anyway But guess what I'll get up there and I'm fucking the best part is I get punch you right between your asshole and your will We know it's too late, but I one thing that kind of caught my eye this week of course partially because of the These emails I got educating me about prep that I still I don't know if I'm fully educated

But I started Getting into the concept of bug chasers. Oh my people that were getting HIV on purpose like yes Oh, I watch this documentary called I want to say it's called the gift giver because they call them bug chasers and gift givers Oh my god, because they want the gift which is HIV but all the stuff's from the mid 90s, right? So the one I was watching took places when a crazy gay rodeo So this is like HIV like top 10 scariest times. It's ever been around It's like we're out of the 80s, but they're kind of getting a little handle on it Yes, it's a very tiny handle and it's still quite a hot plate

It's very interesting because it kind of also goes with the from what I was seeing and I'm gonna get I don't know why I'm gonna go further into it But I just found it very interesting is that it kind of the bug chasing movement also went with the rise of the internet Okay, and so there is like kind of talk of it like people talking about People wanting to get HIV at the time because of this concept of bug chasing was about this idea that like Almost HIV was so dangerous and then it also gave you sort of an identity It gave you something to kind of adhere to as almost as like a personality from the bug chasers perspective If they would kind of want to get it to almost feel cool to be part of the in-crowd or it's like the ultimate taboo

For somebody to to shoot it up in there And then you got the bug yourself and then you have like gift digger and then they would have like bio hazard parties Which I think is just the mid 90s thing Yeah, they just they just went from club golf and they and documenter into documentarians went to a club golf night And they were like this is how they spread it like I don't know if that's true. I have no idea. So but why okay? Obviously People are weird. I know shocking news what but you do have some people who for example I'm thinking of the woman who purposely blinds herself, right? She said that she always wanted to be blind

She always related to people who are blind she blinded She still believes that and now she is truly happy. She says she's truly happy month. Okay, sir Why do you think it is and again? We are not psychologists either side stories LP ot l at gmail.com. Let us know what you think about this What is it in someone's mind? Do you think it's them totally just feeling as if they don't have a community? Do they feel like a little bit? I just don't like what what do the documentary say? Basically one thing that kind of shakes out which I'm certain will immediately get responses on this But it seems that a lot of it is

Actually more about the fantasy of it that what because of the advent of the the at the time They the rise of the internet with the rise of this. We don't even know if it's a real movement It's kind of like it's kind of like Q a little bit where it's partially Been blown up by people fascinated from the outside of the movement and also partially somewhat real but mostly it's a fantasy world on the internet kind of like cannibal cop, right? Okay, the cop went through his shit is that what they're what a lot of people from what I was seeing the interviews I was watching we're saying along the lines that People like to play it out like they're super into it more so on the internet

Then in real life and that the idea of talking about You got the fucking HIV I want inside my fucking clumps. I want it in my clumps like that talk Makes you super horny on the internet and then you can come thinking about it You can sit and come think watching Philadelphia you can be into it sure for the most part once you get the demons out You can go back to normal and be like whoo that was a close one Yes, and again I do think you need to breach the subject with your therapist about how you call come demons and that is something we've been talking about For ten years. I don't make you do bad things. You can also have a wonderful

You can also have a baby and have a family and a very nice Baby you are such a little goth, but no all I want is my I need Jordans is what I need Yes, I don't need a baby. Well named. I need I got the blu-ray extended versions of Lord of the Rings That's like an entire childhoods worth Love name the baby Jordan and it'll all be good Um, so these bug chasers so they're doing it for like online cloud. Is it like people? Obviously, it's not like don't fuck with cats, but I'm saying in the vein of like I'm gonna say something the most extreme I can say I think the only way I can get any reaction a

Little bit. I who know I mean I'm just kind of dipping into this because I don't know what happened, but man It just seems like it's a lot, but those gay sex parties seem like they would have been a lot of fun back in the day Sure. I mean, of course JFK Oliver stones JFK certainly showed us The fun that can be had with gold spray paint and a man John Candy John candy because there's nothing that get grinds most hot dudes gears then John candy Just all saddled up. Oh, man John candy. You're fucking Uncle Buck, man I love I guess Uncle Buck can have as much sex as he wants Yeah, what do you think was the precursor to becoming Uncle Buck living alone outside of Wrigley Stadium?

You don't necessarily get there by not going to massive orgies in the 60s. Yep. He's a lot of fun So check out that documentary the one what was it called bug chasers? I want to say it's called the gift giver the gift giver, but it's an old one That's why it was just one of those where it starts at the beginning of the phenomena. So now I'm kind of I'm just kind of dipping my toe in it's pretty pretty interesting. It's just also very Chocking and very scary. Yes. I actually just rewatched the beginning of old 90s documentaries beyond the mat Which is very exciting. It's a wrestling documentary. It shows the wow I remember that from back in the day

It shows the brutal match between Mick Foley and the rock the I quit match and if you listen to kind of fun You'll know the story I spoke with Mick Foley and he said that was his least favorite match of all time There was no artistic credibility to it He just brains bashed in in front of his family and when you rewatch it as an adult Man, those are like real tears of pain from his family Yeah, the one that I was watching was called the gift Okay, the guy Louis Louis or Louise Hogarth Yes, so that is a good thing check it

You can keep up to date on all the Netflix documentaries and I was going to watch last night Although I fell asleep at 8 p.m. Last night because I guess I was exhausted after Orlando everyone says hello again, Henry And I want to thank you I just want to see everybody you just want to go on fucking tour Man, it was so nice to see everyone because you all are so sweet and and again, whatever happens with the tour We will keep you up to date on that but get in watch your Netflix play your video games Try to have as much of a nice time as you possibly can I don't know what's going on at my deli because we were Henry was telling me that in LA

You have to line up at 7 a.m. Not for food, but for toilet paper toy deli completely stocked with toilet paper Oh, just scary point. Yeah, it seems like a trap. Oh, yeah, I feel like you're gonna go in there and just like a net It's gonna drop on you or you're gonna be grabbed up and they're gonna start Chesting the vaccine on I am a little bit concerned that these hipsters haven't been wiping their ass at all for the past decade or 15 years that I've been here and I'm just gonna say feel free the key is like It's like not washing your hair because you know what they say that you should stop washing your hair altogether

Like you should let the oils take care of it That's one of those so what you have to do is if you stop wiping your ass Yeah, the first couple days, they're gonna be gonna rough. It's gonna itch. Yeah, but what you do is you reach a point Where it sort of makes like um, I'm gonna say a crust. Uh-huh. It makes like a Like a like a film like a skin. Uh-huh on your butthole, right? Then you just you just let it keep building. So I think you're describing like how like a mountain is made Over millennia We'd come it would slowly grow on your butt

Yeah, you'd have to be shitting a lot and I haven't been eating that much Sure, we like Susie your butt is looking so big and she's like the crack is full of crap Here, let me see it. Yeah, really sure. I want to see it. I want to see your mudslide Oh, I would say I will say you know what I have been doing a lot of what's that eating pork chops and drinking bourbon Oh good for you. I you've been sitting I went I bought a family-style thing of pork chops because Kevin Gillespie Was a great chef in Atlanta showed that he went to go buy meat in the store and no one had bought any pork because everybody's scared of pork So I did the same thing I bought a whole thing of pork chops And now what I've been doing you just sit and eat pork chops watching JFK documentaries drinking bourbon. It's been good for me

Well, I don't know about the last sentence, but I think you're having fun and I think that's your true self And I think that's becoming I'm gonna get my Alex Jones body All right, well, let's move on to a story this one coming from Japan This story is saying man so this dude he was just sentenced to death and He was sentenced to death not for doing something good before doing something very bad He killed 19 people at a disabled facility and he did this by using a knife He killed nine men and ten women ranging from the age of 18 to 70

26 people were injured his name was Satoshi Umatsu He went on the stabbing spree in 2016. It was Japan's deadliest mass killing since the end of World War two Wow, I will say they did a lot during World War two They did mean they really they they really showed up those numbers during World War. Yes, they did Uh, he tied up two staff members then went from wing to wing floor to floor killing patients And officials said the facility was a home to a hundred and forty nine residents The total attack took about an hour and then he turned himself in

Apparently seven several months before the attack. He wrote a letter which was seen by CNN claiming that quote He had the ability to kill four hundred and seventy disabled people Going on to say I am aware that this is an outrageous thing to say Then he wrote of a world where disabled people were severe difficulties Socializing as well as severe difficulties at home are allowed to be peacefully Euthanized so here we have a situation. We were actually and I think it's like a missionary killer Yes, I believe that he was trying to do it. He was just trying to kill him one by one How brutally do you stab these people? Well, I don't know how brutally he couldn't have stabbed them to kill all of them

He was committed to an institution. Was he just stabbing him in the heart? Let's see here. I mean, I feel like that they might not have those answers because that's a um basement trolls Question, right? I mean you gotta figure if it's an hour. He injured 26 killed 19 Okay, let's if we're gonna go down this road. Let's go down this road. I'm looking I'm already looking at the numbers So he killed 13% of the nursing home. Okay, so 19 plus 2645 by 149 He murdered he injured 30% of the nursing home And so it had to be around 35 to 38 seconds per attack So, yeah, I'm thinking he probably went for the neck

But I tell you what the thing in Japan is that they wake up and they do jump Ajax every day. They do they are very prepared They're physically able. So it's one of those I actually wouldn't be surprised if he was shooting for a time trial that he couldn't crunch that down to at least 45 minutes 35 minutes Perhaps he wanted to be on one of the ninja warriors programs. This is not how you're gonna do it This is how you're gonna get sentenced to prison for the rest of your life. No, that's I think that's called ninja warrior Yes, he definitely caused a lot of worry throughout Japan. And so now he is he is gone It is just one of those when you hear about Mass killings if you told me someone killed 19 and injured 26 my first thought is always a gun

Yeah, assault rifle assault rifle, but to think about It's a no AR stands for armor. I didn't you know, I don't care. I Don't care. I you know, he's also I'm not gonna give him a lot of credit because they were sitting down Yeah, I I guess but you're right He thought that he was doing like something really good and I think I can say this but people were asking us a lot about Harold Shipman and we said the same thing but Harold shipman was just more of a he was doing it for money And he was doing out of some weird control thing some some weird. I'm the doctor

I know what's best like psychopathy whatever was going on in his brain, but we started to put together I guess I feel free to say this on the show. Okay, we try to put together a huge series on Harold Chipman, right? Marcus and I got all the work together so do it and we were like this is really boring and this man killed over 200 people and the fact it's just so like it's so mundane. It's sadly so Like easy. It's so effortless what he did that there's almost no story there It's just two almost 200 people just like went away. It's so fucked up Which is a part of what you could do an episode about it

But it's hard to really get the good juice that we want for our series when it's it's kind of like this other Weird other flat thing like what happens when you do something like this is different. He stabbed 19 people, right? Right, absolutely And of course with shipman the acts itself is horrible but with last podcast as the listeners know we like to go down the psychology of the person and Evidently there wasn't not too much there other than the missionary killing that he thought he was doing if you have a good source Material in herald chip and we're always willing to look at some good source material We'll always revamp it but for the most part that's the one thing about we've always kind of talked about Marcus

And I've talked about doctors who kill where it's like the problem is that it gets we want more me I want more me because they're still just doctors at the end of the day and some one boring You just drop a line in it's just it's just so fucked up How easy it is to kill somebody like that where you just have no clue which is why I'm scared of the goddamn doctor, but You gotta go gotta go. There you go. Gotta go to the doctor. Um, well, let's do a quick update speaking of people who are mentally ill Henry alerted me to this evidently

Love I guess this is a story of love and this is story of love This is story of support because I've asked Natalie like would you support me if I did a crime? Sure, you wait for me Jill and she said what type of crime and I said, let's really let's put it in my wheelhouse, right? Like my wheelhouse of crime what I accidentally do I could already see this I can see you Attempt to run with a burrito in your pocket. I mean without a doubt. Yes, I accidental vehicular manslaughter I'm sure that could happen in there using your car as a weapon. I would only do it in self-defense. I But so my whole thing she says if you don't make that face I would never how do you how do you if the person is not in a vehicle and you are in the vehicle

How would you only be doing that in self-defense if Natalie divorced me? I'd be closer to more of a preemptive strike mode, but now that I have more to deal with like I have things to lose I love my family. I don't want I don't want to lose everything that I've ever done It would be a mostly out of defense. Okay. Um, she said she could wait three to five for me Oh, okay, and white collar crime. Yeah, white collar crime She she said she could feel for me, but she's like her whole thing is that she she's kind of got a whole thing of like If I turn a bunch of children into human butterflies, right? I have a problem with it Yeah, she should have a problem with that and then at the end of the day

She if she as long as she waits for you I think the caveat could also be but if you need to go have an orgasm Go use whatever you whatever you got to do because at the end of the day, what are you gonna do to stop it? Yeah, well, I mean literally I can't do anything to stop it in jail Yeah, but I'm hoping that she would just use a vibrator with my face taffy like Cut out and just tape to the very end of me going hi Yes, bring me closer to it. The nice thing is she can just lie to you about whatever she's doing I just have the decency to lie to me. All right. That's what I'm down with a good lie to me

You throw me a bone up at this story again. It's about love get back to it There's girlfriend vows to stand by mentally ill woman 36 to decapitated her own mother 73 and carried head around to carry your Bag and carry your bag as she is now being sent to a hospital quote-unquote Indefinitely, okay now sharon on O'Brien. She dated Odessa carry we covered her last week Yes, this is the story of the woman that decapitated her own mother and kept it at the carrier back To get out first in an allotment and I got enough of your fucking emails I'm not gonna disparage it. Thank you for correcting me I know that an allotment is more of a garden than an apartment building

But I don't know what you're growing in the UK besides potatoes Because lettuce is brown there. Oh, right So I don't know what she got going on in that country, but no, I know you have tomatoes I've seen them at breakfast Of course. So yes, but she was out there kissing her mother's severed head in her allotment but Sharon O'Brien 50 on 14 years Odessa senior is saying that she is she's gonna stand by her woman Good love is in the air. I have to say

It seems as if she has lived a rough life From 50 she she wears 50 like a pirate. She has been a little bit. She's been through the ringer I do but so does Odessa carries 36 also like a pirate. Yes, she does Sharon says regarding the mother. She says she was a lovely woman She goes on to say she was always laughing and joking and always happy She was always supportive of Odessa. She wouldn't give up on her I and the big thing she said the main thing that was really sad is that her mom was such a huge fan of hats of hats Yeah, oh, and then she lost her head. Yeah

Yeah, but at least the head always gets to have a head on it. Yeah, and this is and what Sharon also says This was in the actions of the Odessa. I know all's and skate of it I'll still think I can get through to her. So I've never give up on her. I still love her to bits I always will I always stick by her and nobody else wants anything to do with it But all I can't labor. Oh, and then she also does it kind of a strange turn here again Sharon This is the girlfriend of Odessa mildly blaming the mom She says we told her mom not to let her into the house say she would never It's the mom's fault we know that now for a fact

She said she would never turn her back on her daughter I'm grieving for the loss of both of them, but I have got to keep going for Odessa So she's also sort of she's dealing with the you know, I think again the victim is the mom who got beheaded by her Yes, of course, of course. I obviously this woman was very sick during this all-time period Sharon says she was a lovely care-in-less. It was not a bad bone in the body She practically brought my daughter up from the age of nine years later carries mental health and her behavior began to deteriorate to Sharon's alarm As Odessa carries behavior became more unsettling her son who is now 18 went to live with this father, which I imagine Sharon also began to witness a series of increasingly terrifying incidents

Sharon said it would come and go she'd be falling for a wall and you wouldn't know what was going on But it gradually it got worse on one occasion Carrie cut her own legs down to the bone and in another she tried to smash her way through the wall of her home with a wall Paper scraper to get to her neighbors. So she pulled the Kool-Aid man I know but it's never nice unless you're full of Kool-Aid and are willing to give it out to friends and family I'm only pulling a Kool-Aid man unless my family is trapped inside and there's a fire in the building right and in no Way will you just end up suffocating and dying? No, but I or I'm trying to surprise Mike Pence That would be a fun way to get him you would never expect the Kool-Aid

You don't think that Mike Pence would expect us a smaller man to break through his door at any given moment to arouse Sexually, yeah, he's just sitting there hard. It's like, oh, thank God you're here. I just got done with my last boy And that boy is his wife in his mouth being like oh it's sick. Yeah, oh it's sick And I get in there and be like oh suck this vice president off in the name of my country now I'll take pictures of it and show the world and for more political news make sure to listen to Abe Lincoln's top ad We'll be covering coronavirus in detail. Oh, yeah, she would sit in the kitchen of this is this is really intense And during January 2018 police were contacted after Carrie assaulted her mom with a bathboard yet Sharon still let Carrie move in with her in late 2018 she was thrown out of a hustle and blive

Sharon continued. I've never seen anything like it She'd sit in the kitchen in the middle of a floor laughing hysterically and screaming. I'm gonna ask. How are you talking to love? She said just the voice is in my head Sharon said then just weeks before Carrie killed the mom She killed a cat but breaking its thick before flushing its body down the toilet All right, again, that's not a sentence that you should ever be saying and the fact is going on. What can you do? What can you do? I'm gonna say I'm happy that this woman I guess is sticking with her with her lover the whole thing is tragic

I also think maybe just maybe she could have prevented the crime had she just mentioned that she was killing cats Flushing them down toilet. It's like a horrible horrible Disposal This woman She is the definition of an enabler. I you really could have called the cops at some point But also, you know, I've heard the thing the memification of the concept of you know things I guess people would do for good dick. You know, I mean like what you willing to compromise for good dick right pussy I wonder what it comes down to it's being like what level of lick

Can someone give you that you are that you're fine with this like on what level of lick can You look past someone Murdering their own cat and and multiply threatening people in your homes right people that you're close to I mean I feel like women have it I mean men have easiest of most where we just kind of pull like, you know 30 seconds and my demons are out Sure, the woman now they also have all these mechanics. They got all these machines that really really work Okay, you just find something that buzzes you down there Harder than any woman could lick that would keep you from allowing a psychopath to move into your home

I'm gonna say that you can Henry. I think you answered your own question. You got to the Solution toys are the way to go and no matter that rabbit Get the rabbit and no matter how good the sex is you should never allow someone to kill a cat and flush it down a toilet I've said it here first and I'll say it again And how many times do we have to say that sentence Sharon said she needed really good professional help? She really I try and try I try and try Okay, so did you really try did you read? I'll just hope yeah, dude. Just I bring I got a doctor bell Oh, I went down in the 99 cents store and I got a doctor bell. What's a doctor bell?

You're ringing it and a doctor comes at these three. Oh Wait, he didn't know in time. I think I was hooked wink. Oh, I think I hooked about him I was hooked out of the pins at any point when the when the cat was being killed Did you try to stop it when she was flushing the cat down the toilet? Maybe when she was sitting in the kitchen and screaming Did you think this might be the time to get paramedics involved? Have you ever tried to make a girlfriend stop doing anything? They get made at you

They get made at you. Wow. All right, but she said oh, I know she did and if she had had to help in the first place Maybe it wouldn't have gotten so bad. I'm hoping for a miracle massive I feel like going to the library and getting books on schizophrenia. Do you see if all can help? Oh my god? Sharon's helping. She's helping. You're not the you're not the doctor, ma'am. I'm sorry. You need anyway I now I'm just screaming at our wonderful audience who were in quarantine But I did like that you kind of made it a patrice O'Neill joke towards the end which was that was very good very good job I Try to stay relatable speaking of girl friends. This is a good transition. All right. I'm hoping over the next couple of weeks

We're all stuck inside. There's not a lot of news going on. That's not COVID-19 based right our goal is to not fucking inundate Ourselves and everyone else. Yes, the COVID-19 news that back out there. Yes, you can find it So we're really trying to find some kind of weirder internet stories because it's fun I like you know going down little side roads. That was kind of the whole point of side stories to begin with, right? So let's take a look at this story. This comes from the bizarre this comes from Discuss global comm by Miko Hayes This is a story called the bizarre viral relationship between Terry W. East and Stephanie East

Now this is very very interesting social media sleuths are demanding answers after stumbling upon the once fiery romance between Terry W. East and Stephanie East the couple has caused mass panic across Facebook after Facebook users learned that Stephanie Appears to have gone missing in 2018. This is probably a good point to mention that Stephanie is a sex doll So this is the story you say you say sex doll. I say life partner You don't just have to have sex with her You don't have to just do not. He didn't. No, he did not so Brown to jill june 23rd 2018 Stephanie

He showed up Stephanie showed up terry east created a facebook profile for this woman named Stephanie east Where from Stephanie east's point of view as they one of these real dolls? She celebrated she one of the first posts was that she celebrated terry east's birthday So we see a man who looks very sweet if i'm gonna go out on a limb here and say pretty lonely Yes, got a sex doll into his home. Yes, you see him Unboxing a drone Supposedly from Stephanie east where Stephanie east says well terry east was really sick last week and his birthday So we didn't get to do anything. So I decided it today

So here are some pics and his present I got him last week and had it hid. Love you, baby Cut to him pictures unboxing a drone. It seems very nice and are we clarified he is doing this all next to a doll This is like lars and the real girl mixed with a with immense more mental health issues and loneliness. Yes Yes, and he is already. Yes. He is dealing with it, right? So he's but you know what Henry when you but you know What's kind of nice about this though When you get to buy yourself a president when you get to buy when you get to buy yourself a president And you know what you want and you know

It's like this is so cool because I get to pretend like i'm getting a gift It's like every night I go on the internet and I try to buy stuff if I want to and then it shows up and you're like I don't remember buying that who got that for me and then it says from ben to ben love you ben And i'm like wow, I do wow. I do have friends. No, that's what I did when I got the ps4 I literally went I wanted to get a gift option But he wouldn't send it to the house I had to go pick it up But I wanted to put a bow on it so I'd feel like I was getting a present

So not all it didn't wasn't just that no it gets a lot weirder than getting a gift Stephanie's post you've got shared 2000 times. It became a little bit of a viral thing I think I vaguely remember this coming out But now uh, this was not that long ago. No, I want to say this was since thursday Maybe of last week couple weeks ago. This is 2018 late 2018 He uh, Stephanie had a baby Cut to The series of instagram pictures and facebook live pictures of Stephanie with the fake pregnant bed Leon

In front of a laptop with little things that says mama waiting delivery and she was so calm I then a picture of a nude Stephanie with a towel on still with socks on Saying mom getting set up for delivery Then some random ass man. No, this is a very old man. This is not him. This is the midwife I believe it is a woman and she looks just like oh that is a woman She looks just like Lloyd Kaufman from trauma If you ever just google Lloyd Kaufman this woman literally looks just like him Yes, um, so and she's holding up

She's holding up a knife looks to be two rusted up knives It is a knife and a set of pliers with the with the caption that says midwife midwife with the tools of her trade prepare for birth Not sure but one of them may bleed out. Hope she is good And again, these are dolls so dolls the baby begins his journey now We have this text all still staring at the ceiling with dead glass eyes Yes, the baby begins his journey into this world still praying it ain't over yet They're pulling it out and they pull it out a little bit more

He's getting so close almost out looking good so far but still praying Then he did a picture of himself lying in the ground. Yep. I did pass out couldn't handle it Still praying for the baby and the mom. Yes. No, but this is great. You don't just it's so he's they're they're doing this thing The doll is having a baby I he did not wait the proper nine months and I think if he was really authentically trying to have this be a real person He would have waited the nine months. Oh, this was his mother the midwife was Terry's mother. Okay. Well, there's something so so wrong. This makes texas chainsaw Sawyer family This makes the Sawyer family seem like a really down-to-earth just a fun everyday modern family

I don't think you should feel shame for anything that you like I think you should be able to I'm forcing this out. You should be able to To celebrate yourself. Yes in any way shape or form. He's not hurting anybody. No, I no, okay, Henry But this is my question to you. This is my question to you though Okay, so he's passing out because that's how serious he's taking. He's like, oh my god. I hope the baby's coming out right I hope it's not a breach birth anything like that is if he ends up

Finding a pregnant woman in real life and doing something horrible with her in the fetus Is this not a massive warning sign? Oh, yes. So how do we this is why it becomes very difficult to gauge like pre-crime and thought crime Yes, of course, man go out and and do this to a real person I don't know. I would say right now though. I think we should be we should allow Our fantasy lives if you want to especially in quarantine Um people are real lonely right now real lonely. So yes live out a full Birthing sequence with your your real doll right now or I'm not gonna say real doll with your

fiance or wife right now because this is the time to do that But this is technically I'd be saying I'd be a little bit more worried if he was like Oh god, Stephanie's tits off life's night. If he was doing that, I'd be a little bit more worried This is technically him just cosplaying a real life experience that I think that's vaguely Uh normal Okay, well, uh Stephanie ease did give one post and again that is the real doll. This was july 22nd right after my birthday 2017 There's a plate of food tomatoes some good. This is the last. Yeah, I think this is one of the last ones

And it says hope you enjoy your dinner, babe. I forgive you and I love you very much Which what asked me wonder did he Did he attempt to cut off her breasts? Well, he's showing Within his own little world. He's showing that they are having issues him and Stephanie are literally they are fighting They're actively fighting within Their inner fantasy his brain in his there's no there is just him Yes, and so that is that is very I'm gonna go out and let me hear and say it's strange Yeah, if the doll has to forgive him, I'm just very good. What did he do?

I don't know. I don't know but Stephanie's profile was pretty open Terry's though on the other hand was very private So Stephanie used to post talking about the relationship from that side, which I actually see is more of the More of a deeper fantasy Realization right that she she's the one he talks about the relationship. She's obsessed with facebook me I'm actually pretty private even though you're both. Yeah, okay. Sure. I can see it's a lot. Yeah, okay All right, so we're gonna happen here. So so it's not clear. So he everything wait They think that maybe he changed everything after he went viral His privacy settings have not stopped those intrigued by the relationship from finding some sort of personal information about Terry

Number one is that his fiance died Um, he had a fiance named Deborah big mountain. It's like clear how Deborah passed. I mean, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What was that? Yeah, her name is Deborah big mountain Deborah big mountain where she ain't an adult cam stone I I don't think so. She there's a picture of her and terry east of you go to her facebook account right now You can see okay that she is Um, she's on there. So she so he's heartbroken Uh, I gather that he must be some people have put this up. I think this is an old photo

Um, but I believe that they she has passed Oh, right. It's that clear our Deborah pass but may have included the real life He may have included the real life death into the conspiracy surrounding the fictional disappearance of Stephanie and Hunter So now this is where it's starting to weirdly cross over. It seems to have become now. This comes from the article It seemed many have become so consumed with the fictional cold case that they have forgotten the real people involved People have posted screenshots messaging terry Stephanie terry's mother and even his deceased spouse Despite the real life people now having to deal with online harassment

Those demanding answers remain focused on their goal of learning exactly what happened to Stephanie and Hunter because now Stephanie Hunter are just gone Now while terry was seeing commenting on some of Stephanie's posts in the last 24 hours There's still no confirmed explanation for any part of this relationship multiple people have claimed terry is a veteran who developed mental issues I don't know if that's real or not None of nobody knows anything that's real or and again just just to drive this home. Stephanie and Hunter are both fake They are both fake. Okay, just because I got all I was like, oh, that's right there, but those are both dolls. So Man, this guy should have just been a screenwriter. I uh, I don't know. I think technically this is the most boring movie of all time except for Lars and the real girl because Lars and the real girl was there

But this is what one of the post so this was a post that was on facebook It, uh, it asked that everything be deleted Um, they said he is a desert storm survivor. He's also a domestic abuser My family and I suffered at the hands of him for a long time and we just want to move on. It's not funny. He's dangerous This is a woman that wrote About terry. She says that he is that she is her his former stepdaughter and again I don't know what is real or not, but it says please delete this and again. Yeah, it just says what I just said there He's dangerous, but I I don't know if that's him or if that's a real person or if he's just creating the account was a

I don't know the account was immediately deleted. So I so it also, you know So it sounds like it could it could also be him It could also just be him anyway. No, this is it is very Very interesting, but now someone already put up a go fund me With a $10,000 goal called help find Stephanie east. No, there's so many real issues Please don't do that. People are spending money on don't give them money. Don't give them money Um, they're I it's just one of those like What the internet can do right? What what you can't work?

He has put this entire storyline out and the world is responding to it So now it's like he's generating his own drama. What we're seeing is sort of a real life thing of like what happened with the um With gypsy rose that's sure sure that story where the The facebook is now big like it went from completely fake To real to the point that people are doing like within the irony of it. They are helping create The reality of it. It's a little it's a little slender man, right a little slender manish

How how we can bring things into reality like that it is endlessly fascinating What the internet has because of the collected of the collection of ideas. It really does create things that are For all intents and purposes real I wonder what's going to happen over the next two months. True. Oh my god Because now everybody is either They're either denying that anything is happening and and just live in their life And who knows what's going to happen or they are completely on the internet people are giving over their entire Consciousness to the internet right now like they're living permanently online and what is what is that going to happen?

What kind of weird deranged shit is going to come out right now because number one We're in the middle of this is misinformation season. Oh, because fucking all of this stupid politics going on So nobody who's going to know what's up and what's down We're going to see a lot more of this weird Play acting for everyone I imagine and I've been trying to unpack There's a lot going on and there's a lot of people benefiting and then there's a lot of people suffering And there's just military stuff and all these there's a lot to talk about Well, we will do that more on abling its top at and and we're not just going to focus on that either because

We have to focus on other things going on and not at least you have At least you have stupid politics in that show to talk about besides just virus news. Exactly. Of course now again Stay inside florida go out and vote florida. I have no idea What that is all about, but again, that's where a lot of speculation happens, but let's see it's called It's all highly fucking irresponsible. Oh, yes. That's that's the right word for it. All right. Well, let's do hero of the week This week's hero i'm gonna channel my inner henry zebrowski and i'm actually gonna read a listener email Uh, this comes in from christin and she had a submission for hero of the week and she says hello banon henry I've got a tale to tell you over the past three days my roommates and I have watched our toilet paper stash dwindle as carons

As the carons of the world rush out to the store and wipe out see what I did there This toilet paper throughout the chicago land area. She says they searched high and low walmart target Uh, walgreens home depot even minards Minards gas stations every place, but they could not find any toilet paper and tell When at long last kala clatter came in clutch and bought us a giant economy pack of that sweet sweet poo poo paper Yeah, girl So we have a submission kala deserves to be hero of the week because not only is she a huge fan of last podcast on the left But she's out here on the front lines seeing where carons don't thank you for your consideration

May you find enough toilet paper to satisfy your butts in the coming weeks live laugh love christine so Hell yeah, you are hero of the week and all of our wonderful patriots out there who did not hoard toilet paper But rather got enough for their tushy and only enough for their tushy because we gotta spread the love around and my love I mean toilet paper honestly dudes honestly No, nobody else can get it. No one else can get the fucking telepaper if you have all of it No one else can get it all you need is if everybody just bought the same amount of toilet paper that they normally buy Yes, we can all have it. We can all have it. They're not going to stop shipping it. They're going to keep sending toilet paper

Yes, that we're people have to You should stay home unless it is too grocery shop essentially like you keep you minimize your contact with the human beings Yes, the toilet paper Should be there if you can get to the store just get just get what you need And no more so we can all be safe together and then also honorable mention someone who you could argue. Yes did more than miss clatter Um, we have the first test of the coronavirus. So there's four patients who received the jab of the needle at the Kaiser Permanente research center in seattle

So I want to say thank you to those people as well for being on the front lines of testing Uh, the coronavirus and hopefully they are the beginning of the end of this nasty nasty situations Get these fuckers. Let's get these virus fuckers man. I wish I could go out there with a fucking baseball bat It's fucking you know I want to do is get because I have that like triple identify that mine thing that you can do during fucking Division two where you could like just select the three dudes you roll in there I wish I could do that with a fucking corolla virus Get my fucking because then I have my fucking new field shotgun my level three shotgun fucking going through that going through just boom

Walking down the alleyway checking the corners checking the corners checking my sight lines see coronavirus boom shooting the fucking head Yeah, go around the other corner next thing, you know, I'm throwing a grenade into an empty room Sure, just doing it to do it. You never know when this coronavirus in there fucking boom blow it out Yep, and again, he is talking about a video game not a real life desire But that is how fun. I'm happy you're on the division two tip and indeed it does it gets the uh It gets the fantasy out doesn't it? I this is what I was going to say too about the real dolls and all this kind of stuff, right? It's good for them to get it out. I honestly do believe that I also wonder if we make a bunch of kids robot

We made a bunch of kid robots for pedophiles to fuck And then see what happens and what we do is they can fuck the if they don't get it out of their systems Then we can train the robots to kill the pedophiles Mid-com I do like the second half of that. It has been scientifically proven. There's a lot Well, this is actually up for debate in the That I just wander into a very hot button hot button issue or well one of the concerns is that it's also It heats up the process and it actually propels pedophilia to go even further Because it normalizes it in the mind and then it turns into

To uh into uh in actuality, but if you do want to listen to abling and stop at and you really want to be happy About a great interview. I did interview a woman who Only works with non-offending pedophiles. Uh, that was about what two months I forget it was like a very nice holiday weekend. Everything was Thanksgiving and the shows like you did I was like, what are you talking about on the shows for Thanksgiving week? I was like, yeah with the dog mills Yeah, non-offending pedophiles and dog mills So I was like, what are we doing? I am an executive producer of a network. This is a network I am allowing this to go out in one weekend. This is insane

But I also had an idea of what we do is we make digital child porn, right? Digital child porn, right? Right before you would before the big the beginning would start Like you get them all ramped up being like, I don't know where my duty is No, no, no one's here to pick me up from school. You know what I mean? Like that's a good scenario Yeah, let's start with and then the kid grows into an adult digitally just as you would come and go you're under arrest You're fucking pervert. Yeah, I think that that is just wonderful, Henry I'm so happy that you're letting your brain become more creative as you quarantine and expect more Of Henry Zabrowski's inner thoughts after not having conversations with people. I'm developing content

Let me read all right, so I'm gonna keep these keep these emails light. Okay, so this comes from this is this is just This is just called police monkeys because I said all right listen to this All right, Henry said we should give monkeys little badges and let them police themselves. Oh, yeah funnily enough We have evidence from Egypt that baboons were trained as police animals and were used very similar to police dogs today Because they attached a image of a it's kind of fun It's a hidden image of a hieroglyph with the man going like ah with the baboon Hopefully not trying to suck at stick. It looks like it's arresting him though. Oh, okay, which is really fun Of course with most tomb images

We have to be careful of saying that they definitely represented daily life because they're also all idealized representations But I love the idea of police monkeys roam in the the streets of ancient Egypt me too. Yeah, I absolutely and as a matter of fact I believe there is a murder fist. It doesn't murder fist have a sketch online bobo the monkey or so. It's called monkey police chase You should really check it out. Check it out on youtube during your time at home Yes, I would definitely do they definitely do that. It's a lot of fun. She's and uh, and they also say to always remember Smiths skilled workers build the pyramids not slaves or aliens That's okay. Interesting. That's that's the the consensus at this point I also think a very good way to say that I think that slaves could also be skilled workers because they don't necessarily

People any time you would win a conquest you would enslave anyone even the smart people So it is possible that you just wait into seven foot history waters that we can't I just say it might be a bit of both I think from now on do we literally have to only say things we know for certain like then we don't have a show Weeks, then we do not have a show all I know is about weed. I know things about weed and I know You honestly mark has got me this really good bottle of bourbon for officiating his wedding and I'm fucking hammered on it. It's called Um, I just know it's uh, I'll send you the exact name. I'm not garrisons, but it's called cowboy bourbon. Whoo. It's good

Okay, um, all right. Here's another story about 18 years ago Oh, I moved my family wife and two sons six and four at the time from baton rules, Louisiana The houston texas for a job We had rented a two bedroom apartment in a relatively new upscale complex The strange occurrences started to happen on our very first night there at approximately 2 a.m We were woken up by all three of the smoke alarms in our apartments blaring and smoke visibly filling up the unit I can even remember the smell of burning wood But I jump out of bed still half asleep. I told and I told my wife to run downstairs my wife

Uh-oh, you get downstairs I'll get the boys and I'll meet you. Oh, I Okay, that's I don't want to be like gender norms here, but okay. I feel like maybe the person should go could No, but it's nice. That's what this is. This is why equality is the way it is. We're supposed to die first That's what I kind of thought men are men are supposed to hold it on it. Okay. They'll bear has a whole bit on Okay, you check it out. That's I'm just good I have my across the apartment all the smoke alarms shut off at the same time and the smoke haze and smell vanished almost instantly I vividly remember being just as shocked by the sudden silence as I was suddenly alarmed

I paused for a split second and the and the and I continued to the boys room I opened the door and they were both still sound asleep as if they heard nothing even though there was a smoke alarm right outside the bedroom door Confused I walk back to my wife in our bedroom. She's asking me. What the hell is going on? I have no answer I tell them I'm gonna go walk around outside to make sure everything's okay Everything was and I tell her I will call maintenance in the morning and have them check into it Must be some kind of wiring issue maintenance man finds zilch. Okay. It must be some kind of freak thing or I'm crazy Until the next night when it happened again and again, then I for that and again and again Every single night exactly the same way exactly at 2 a.m. For approximately the next three weeks

We'd already contacted the apartment managers and asked for a different unit. This was past ridiculous on what seems like night 187 of this hell I'm much slower on my response, but I still get up to check out everything outside because of what if As I step outside my bedroom door as I step outside the bedroom door I remember getting a horrible chill that ran through my entire body as though I walk into a freezer I remember missing a step but brush it off and went to a check everything out same scenario. Everything's fine As I got back to bed. I noticed my wife went silent as I mentioned the extreme chill Uh, yeah, you didn't see him

See who I asked The man outside the door. I saw you shiver when you passed through him. He looked native american He looked native american The alarm stopped to the exact moment he vanished needless to say neither of us slept anymore that night We rolled a big fat joint set in the couch watching tv with all the lights on for the rest of the night The next day my wife contacted a local shop that dealt in the occult and explained what was going on The woman told her that the spirit was possibly attached to the ground not the structure since it was so new She made the usual suggestions such as cleansing and smudging but also suggested

We maybe try to talk with them first. Maybe just wanted to be seen and acknowledged Yeah, sure I told me this and of course after the nights of the events of the night prior I was skeptical, but let's go for it. Sure. So the next night around 2 a.m. We both sat down and acknowledged him There's basically things like we see you. We know you're there I felt dumb doing it, but it made my wife happy. So whatever here's the thing though never happened again Okay, not that night nor any night after we live there for two more years with zero issues Okay, well sometimes that just goes to remind you all Don't there should be nobody invisible in your life. Say hello to the delivery man

Say hello to the person who works in the back of the kitchen. Give him a fist bump Say hello to the people that other people ignore because sometimes they just want to be acknowledged Always say hello. Sometimes say goodbye sometimes Say goodbye. We had some really good messages about the space bubble The idea of like these bubbles of nothingness, right, uh, but they I truly barely understand them One was very very intense. We had from a very smart lady who sent us a thing about That basically what it happens is that space nothing bubbles are essentially the physicalization of the way the

Math breaks down in physics. You get a kissle. I'm already. I see you nodding. I am already. I saw a kissle What you opened that big math book so smart of you kissle over that quill and you started making notes I can't believe it. Yeah, the guy who literally couldn't pass a college class called math 090 Which wasn't even the college credit the guy that failed that class three times. Yeah. Yeah. No, I get it Yeah, you understand. Okay. Um, and also got a quote connection. I got a correction on that on the polish name pronouncing It's actually shibulski. Oh Because I guess um przy is pronounced shuh Well, i'm not gonna say anything about the polish there everyone else can think their own thoughts. No, we're just different

It's really make any sense to do it that way. But you know, I do want to be king of polls. Thank you I want to take that. I want to take it see um, so the spacetime eating bubbles You're referring to have long been known to scientists for about they've been not been known to scientists for about five years It is speculated. They are somehow similar to black holes both anomalies act similar but have opposite geometrical shapes Bubbles, of course being regular spheres and black holes being negative spheres Geometrically think of a circle with a negative races with think of a circle with a negative radius You know kissle kissle wake up. Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I got uh, thank you Think of a circle with a negative radius. I I might can you?

I literally thought of a fruit loop and I don't know. I don't know Maybe you have to think of it. You might be correct. I don't know Um, but it is definitely very theoretical and there's nothing to really be afraid of great That that makes that makes me feel awesome. That's it. That's the it's one less thing to be afraid of until it's too late You know what I mean? Just one of those. I love it. So space bubbles are not eating time. We will be okay Like right now we are fine. I got it a collect got it all up in the old head Thank you all so much for listening and throughout this pandemic that we're all surviving through

We are going to try to do as much as we can here at the last podcast network And the only thing we can do is talk because we are talkers and we are extroverts And this is going to save us from our fear of isolation So I believe we're going to try to do sort of almost a round table of gentlemen ask side stories We want to bring on people in the lpn community So hopefully we'll be getting that up and going next week and if you want to Check out the all the shows here in last podcast network also round table of gentlemen It is old school. That was our first show. We ever did kevin barnett is on it jackie

Holden Um It's from before the prehistory of internet. So it is yes some of it's wilder than the rest of it It's fucking great. I miss those days sometimes if you if you are listening and you are driving your car and you get pulled over The cop will arrest you for drinking and driving just because it is an alcohol fuel show Yes, um, but if you do want to kind of go down that rabbit hole, uh, it's an interesting experience and certainly uh, not for Uh, it's just fun. It's just fun. Um, so live so live every day like they're saying live every day Like you fucking got the disease already live like you got to think about your neighbor like you got it already

And and don't fake it unless it's really really funny. Um, that's a big one. Um, and then laugh Laugh knowing like me, you know to be honest if you got five pounds of pasta, then we're gonna get through this Whoo, I guess so. I don't know. I got a lot of frozen meat. So I mostly just go ripping through my meat good Okay, no one wants to think about Harry ripping through his meat sounds like You definitely took a violent something or another and Love your fellow man be kind your your fellow man You got a really old person you're in your building or and you want to do something about them you go There you help them do something

I don't know what is that they need but help them could drop off groceries look out for your elderly neighbors Uh, they're the ones that are truly gonna be fucked here. I have no clue how long we're gonna be under lockdown But guess what man? We're gonna laugh all the way through it because that's the only thing we can't fucking do You pieces of shit and it's what we're gonna do every day the rest of our lives our book's still coming out April 7th Yeah, no clue about the tour. We got a live show to sell you soon as well Yeah, you'll have that soon good put is coming out this week only on patreon We uh, we're got new interviews for patreon coming out. We have all this kind of stuff

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