Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Revenge of the Drones

Episode Date: December 18, 2024

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news as panic and confusion begin to spread over continued mass sightings of unexplained mystery drones, Henry tries a dental dam for the first time, a major follow-up on the missing Wisconsin kayaker who's now facing charges after faking his death and fleeing from family to Eastern Europe for online relationship, 2-year-old girl rescued after being trapped inside septic pit at North Texas daycare, Austrian couple married and divorced 12 times in alleged pension scam, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

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Side stories. Yes. That's when the cannibalism started side stories. Yes God feeling good. Yeah, you feel good. Yeah, it's got that dookie man. That was a big one, dude I was at the call and Rob be like, what do we do with this thing? Oh, that's what happened Yeah, they said that there was a 2.5 earthquake in Montecito. Yeah Was I thought that that's what that rumble was man shit so big almost had to buy the Christmas present Wow You know what that should do for you besides make you late to record fucking great I now after the fact that shit was so big I came Wow good. What a great way to start our Christmas

episode of Christmas this is yeah, honestly, it's still Christmas yet. This is godless December bills are due Taxes are coming. That's right. Welcome to side to do you have ads to do. You must listen. You have to get them. Do not skip. Actually, do whatever you want. Do whatever you want. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Hello! I'm big! Hey Henry, before we get started, we got a gift. Remember, I went and saw my dentist today. Yeah, oh, and was she happy with you? She was happy because- Because we did bleep her name out several times, but then I believe in the YouTube replay we didn't.

Yes, I think that's what the problem was Now she found out yeah that you took she's a great dentist wonderful dentists They honestly say I would my teeth were a mess and now they're doing great elegant woman. Yes, very picturesque woman I met her and we were asking about The dental dam and whether it's good or we were making fun. We were making jibes. Well, she gave me some Would you like to see if maybe you want to bring this home? Well, let me just see if I was you told me It was a gift for you. Oh for me. Well, there's only one here. We can't share. No, we cannot I will not share this with you

Bring it back. Listen if you lady in the tramp a dental dam, it's just two tramps Listen if you lady in the tramp a dental dam, it's just two tramps I've never used one of these before no no no yeah, you put it on there. Yeah. Yeah, there you go No, yeah, you got to lick it and yeah, yeah, you got to push it. So this will be romantic Yeah, no, no, you're creating the hole. You're supposed to go into the hole. I Believe okay. All right pretend pretend this is clean right that's clear straight from the dentist office it could be more clean I'm gonna put it all over my Starbucks can all right there goes oh my god Starbucks squirted I know you're clean baby I know you're clean I

just can't bring anything back to my wife And I know I can tell you clean baby by the way you dance I know you're nice Oh nice tiny woman Oh my god, that's your asshole What a great episode yeah already oh my god, thank you Eddie said before the show I got some dental dams We could do some good material with that. I mean it was great. Hey, do you think you are you not impressed by yourself Robin? You ever see when he does it with the pashmina No Where he does like he goes in the inside the actor studio and he takes the scarf from the woman then you just five Accents that we can't do anymore. Yeah

Everybody's favorite comedian genius genius genius man You want to see it's like that, please come to classy night out this Saturday. We have ten tickets left Yeah, right. We have ten tickets. It's gonna be truly a very special I bought two tickets cuz I was worried that we were gonna run out before I could bring my friends. I'm excited We have people doing things. They've never done before people singing songs. It is a full Holiday extravaganza. I got a Christmas tree for the stage. It's gonna be wonderful It's gonna be a lot of fun and I can't wait come on out and also check us out in Atlanta Oh, yeah, Coca-Cola Roxy January 11th. We are this show's gonna be fucking awesome. I can't wait for this show

There's still tickets left that our side story show in Atlanta sold out So if you want to see us in Atlanta, you got to go to the Coca-Cola Roxy and check out last podcast proper That's gonna be on January 11th. Get those tickets great Christmas present You get to go up to I believe it's a Marietta Which is outside of Atlanta technically it's far. It's a bit far. It's a bit far But it's definitely you know, but spend the evening out there. Yeah, don't drive drunk home No, please drive drunk there sober up during the show and fall asleep on the way While you're looking for don't drone. Yes, don't drive drunk and we now we're gonna talk about the drones for a second Yeah, just for a little bit of the second. I yeah cuz Henry did refuse to talk about it

Well, nothing's going on Eddie. Yeah, what do you mean? Nothing's going on then junior stands just planes. Oh, yeah, we're Idiots, you're a fat idiot. I know I'm a getting fatter idiot. Yes, and post fat Refatting getting back to fat again. I'm in my Oprah Winfrey phase three. Yeah, this is like the fourth Episode in the sequel. Yes. It's the grand fattening of Henry Zabrowski And why would I talk about something that's not happening Yeah And why would I talk about something that's not happening? Yeah, well, cause a lot of it apparently is done by humans. Two people arrested for flying drones dangerously close to Boston airport. Well, they're stupid.

Yeah. Well, I mean, honestly, what the fuck are you doing? They're literally trying to cause trouble. So the last class week, obviously I went into, we got, we had a kind of a serious moment last week. We talked about the, the healthcare shooter. We talked about this actual serious problem with drones, but I do like, and I am open to a human explanation. We have said already, are these things flying all over the Eastern

seaboard? Well, my favorite thing is every time I see a news story about it, it's always like the government says most of them are human flown. It's and it's's like most you can't say the word most they won't even give us the credit of lying to us anymore they Just make up a reason of what's happening. Just make it up. Yeah, cuz at this point you just saying I don't know I don't know What it is? Oh, you don't know what it is You don't know what it is? Oh, you don't know what it is. You don't know what it is You shot a thing about over the tundras of Alaska

You found a thing the size of a car in the middle of the sky and you shot it out of the sky instantly Yeah, we have no idea what the visible what my fucking can't shoot this shit out of the sky New Jersey is the most densely populated state in America. You can't just be shooting shit out of the sky It's gonna kill somebody getting very complicated because over the last week since we've covered this number one We've had a full crash of one of these so-called drone couple crashes Yes in New Jersey neighborhoods a friend of mine literally my friend Sandy send me a message saying like look at this Literally blocks from the the drone falling from the sky Government came scooped it up, nothing happened.

Must be commercial, we don't know. They keep saying we don't know. If you watch all of this, I also am seeing a lot of debunking, which I actually truly appreciate because it's a very scary story and so there are a lot of people pointing out, especially if you go into any sort of aviation subreddit, they are showing that some of the stuff we are seeing, they are planes. There's planes. Now people are staring up in the sky They have loosen drone regulations around New Jersey

So things are going up in the sky also where this lot of this is happening in New Jersey is around these Air Force bases We have if things flying in and out maybe stuff. We don't know one great listener sent me an email Which I thought was interesting is that you notice number one We don't hear from any professional drone operators There's nobody talking to people that run high-end very very large drones, right? So this guy someone emailed me that works within the drone Industry and they said I've worked with small publicly available drones to very large Eight rotor drones capable of lifting large cinema cameras that are about six feet in diameter. I've also seen those

drones used for survey and geospatial work equipped with LIDAR and other sensory equipment. In my opinion there's no way that these large drones that people are that are just not just large drones that people are flying around. Large drones have a very limited flight time even without a payload. They use a very large LiPo battery I guess at the size and weight of bricks and they don't last very long. Drones of this size have to come down for battery swaps often and the footage doesn't seem to reflect these short flight times. They aren't. They're sticking up in the sky. We don't know what they are. What I find really interesting is the fact that

maybe, okay, FAA and drones, this is another one, great email that I do think is interesting. One thing that this guy puts on, what I think could be, right, it's like, there's some stuff, you can go to maymenearospace.com where you could see some of these more experimental actual drones. And one other one that is called the Terrodynamics XP4 Transwing, which is a drone that is kind of in the middle of being worked on right now, which I guess they're trying to say

that this is a soft launch that they're doing in public, which they don't do, but still this concept of, it's a drone that goes up and has rotors that switch for it to go horizontal or vertical. So the rotors themselves switch. So the plane does it it the drone itself does Change shape so you can see maybe that explains why some of the things look like they're changing shape Yeah, I could see that but again now it seems like they're just throwing drones up

Willy-nilly one thing that's important to know is that with civilian drones you literally because most of them we get are from China They cannot enter restricted airspace if you want them to. Yeah. They fall down. They literally are built to not be able to go into air protected airspace. Oh, really? Yes. That's all. They go up and they literally fall out of the sky. It's you anything you can just buy like anything you could just buy on Amazon. Wow. So they have like what GPS on them and like once you go somewhere, you just know there are no no spots. It can't go. They can't go to interesting. I never knew that. and that they are that's why they fall down So that's also wonder if people are just throwing them some up

But there's then there's a lot of talk about is it Russian? Intelligence seeking that's a big thing. Why would they be testing it all the way over here? They'd be testing it over in fucking Bosnia or some shit because they're not Eddie But that's literally one of those I I don't believe that I don't believe that either and I'm looking for a human Explanation so what I did get was like I actually really like this one. This is really good. So I got someone They work in the craft industry as someone works in the aerospace industry Manufacturing the New Jersey stuff struck me differently for a few reasons industry, manufacturing. The New Jersey stuff struck me differently for a few reasons. The craft are sedan size. That's just smaller, the most fixed wing aircraft carrying people that

they can carry people, but much larger than commercially available quadcopters and drones. While many you and the lights, this is what people saying a lot of why they're miss intensified as planes and people don't know what's going on. While the many UAP sightings have to do with the lights, the lights on this craft appear to be very much like conventional aircraft, specifically the red and green wingtip lights and forward landing lights. So mostly drones don't have lights. These ones are outfitted with lights that would maybe make you think it's a plane, almost like they're trying to disguise the fact that they are drones or or they some kind of this is the most wacky new explanation

Okay, which is that they are some form of organic life that is looking and trying to look like a plane Okay, that makes sense But that's also that's the most far-flung ridiculous explanation and this is what they're saying to flight tracking the craft are real We now know that yeah, the stuff that's flying around is physical Why isn't the FAA not know? Why can't they just say we are unleashing? This is like a drone exercise They could just say whatever they want, but they won't they won't say what it is So that's their actual mystery here. It is no longer whether these are alien or not

I don't know if they are aliens or not. And actually, I don't think the answer particularly matters. I think the only thing that matters now is, so all this stuff's going on, and you're just gonna go up in there and you're gaslighting me. Like the government's gaslighting us, telling us we're crazy, and they're like, nothing's happening.

Oh, whatever. And then you can see people on the internet absorb it, right, and they go like, oh, it's just plans. Everybody's stupid. And you're like, it's bigger than plans. There's something happening, we don't know what it is. Yeah, Rob, I just sent you a thing on Instagram, if you wanna say, I forgot, I saved this video

like a year ago for our stream, and I just remembered it while you were talking to me that this exists. And I took a look at this. Do you think that this could be what's going on? I there's a, there's these drones. It's called the Jetson one. Oh, I thought you were going to send me something that was just like a big, like old gay man sucking his own deck. Oh yeah. Well that's a, that's what my, that's what my boys from Florida have been sending me. It's like, Oh, they got another drone. It's

just like the guy with the huge deck. Yeah, I do like that. I like that. It's a misinformation. This is saying what happened to lemon party. It's still out there, right? So this is the first affordable Evie toll on the market. No pilot's license required in the U S look at this thing. This could be something that we're seeing.

This is sedan sized. It's got no fucking lights on it. It's got well Yeah, I mean lights are easy to attach why why? Why does it have no lights? I mean these things are solid you don't see a person inside of them Well talk about this I think I do think that what I mean this is also like a year and a half ago our aerospace engineer Listener who sent us that email does say which I do believe the government is constantly working on a

series of flying craft That don't look like stuff. We're used to seeing yeah, so there could be some of that I feel like now to be honest. They're just throwing stuff up in the sky Oh because now everyone is now everybody is so now just like the Luigi Mangione story It's just another story that is entering into the ass end of the news cycle Now everyone is now everybody is so now just like the Luigi Mangione story It's just another story that is entering into the ass end of the news cycle Yeah, it will be in there. It's just gonna be over. Do you think we still be talking about this in 2025? I if it's still happening, which it might be yeah, cuz it's not stopping and it continues to actually spread and get weirder Well, it's all over the country now

It is all over the scene it in California. I got in New Mexico. I have emails from Arizona, Ohio, Portland Yeah, Washington DC Arizona aviation capital of America. Yes I have been you know, the Wright brothers are from Ohio North Carolina tries to claim them because that's where the flight was But then right brothers are from Ohio. I like the wrong brothers better I bet you do because they invented corn hole and yeah They, love yeah, yeah, been pulling up pulling a man's pants out while he's just sleeping his asshole i love the wrong brother Those are the ones who you they were the ones who first told me about a dental dam because they never used them was that cherry flavored It was you know it didn't have a cherry flavor, but I think my gums are bleeding

We have another update. We're gonna get out of here. We're gonna get out of this thing also, I will say the I Know that we're in the pocket with something like the Luigi man. Gioni story when we get angry emails from both sides That's how we know. Oh, yeah, like we're right in there. We literally everyone's just like you can't support him. You have to support it so funny We literally everyone's just like you can't support him. You have to support it. So funny Dialistic I'm a broad I am on nobody's team, but my own I'm proud of that. You all know y'all know me But I will say I'm happy for the people that have sent me emails that are just people that are

receptionists at these various health care places that are the ones receiving the brunt of the death threats. As you can see, they're setting up the NYPD setting up their own hotline for CEOs to call just in case they scaled because you don't want to see you to be scaled. Oh my God. You should be calling. I've been calling everyone. I should call. I don't ever don't label me with that Grassroots mayor. I'm a mayor of podcasting With a shitty podcast gonna come off you know, no, no, no, you never know. You never know Eddie Security I want some real security in this fucking place. Do we need more death threats? Oh my god, I would love some guns around the place. I mean, well, you know, everyone's saying no. Everyone's told me. I've got finger guns. I don't want guns. I want robotic dogs. I want the Boston dynamic dog. That's a great idea. I'd have

been asked. It's adorable. It doesn't cost that much money, but it's just no. Remember when you're, when you're the people that are getting the death threats are not who you want them to be Yeah, they don't go up. It doesn't go up the pipe Yeah, they go sideways straight to the police. Yes, and they are just so just know that yeah I know it's only 74 grand for the Boston Dynamics dog $4,000 we could all as a company. I'll garner some wages. Listen Rob. It's just for one month I'll garner some wages to grand on it. We'll all do it

Yeah It's just for one month. I'll guard us some wages to grand on it. We'll all do it Yeah, we'll throw money in and we buy one dog and that protects the network protects all can it go up and downstairs? Yeah, all right, you're getting bound it makes big leaps Very frightening. All right It won't fuck with my dog. Oh, yes, it will kill everyone. It's gonna kill everyone. That's what I like I want it. I want to be killed by my pet. That is my dream. They should have gave it a head I was maybe you don't want to give the robot dog a head Like a dog dog. No that they have there's a head. It's a rifle Wow little guy just get a little guy. He's a little gum there. Oh, no, that's an arm attachment so you can grab at people

Oh, that's great right at crotch level. Yeah All right, let's do more updates yeah, oh you got more updates this story At first was kind of a dumb story. Okay, but now that the details are out. I fucking love this story This a gentleman he tried to fake his own death. Okay Yeah, the guy in the lake with the canoe Like any ran off to Uzbekistan and he tried to give his family the the money so when it all went away Right. So Ryan Borgwort he faked his own horrible man. He's a Wisconsin kayaker and He had faked his own death at first. There was rumors that

There it was a rumor that he might have gone to Uzbekistan to be with the woman that he had found online Mm-hmm, and it seems that that is true. It did true. They ended up Negotiating with this man through the police got in contact with him as he had left So he had faked his own death and for reasons unknown they have not released the reasons He said that's up to the man himself, too But he did voluntarily return to the United States and get abducted He got arrested on obstructing of justice story charges and five hundred dollar bond like nothing But this is that the crime is that the name of the crime just making your own death obstruction of justice

Yeah obstruction because what you're doing is making them They spent like 35 grand on you got to pay that shit back you do or that gets kind of later You might get some jet. You might get some jail time. You might get something like it There's a lot of ways to go about it. I know he's one thing. He's not getting is his family back Because he fucked it up. So he was married with kids and if you just hear I just now we have the details of how he made This plan and this is a man And I will we've said this on the show before and I will give this man credit for not killing his family He did not kill his family didn't kill his family. We do know that about them

We can say that this man did not kill his family and that is good and hard to do What not kill your family every day? My mother's been here from others in here for six days All right. I wanted a literally crucifier. Yeah, I'm an only child. I love her Yeah, I love her to death and honestly mom we had a great time. Yeah, no, she was great I had a wonderful time with your mom. We had a really really good time gay men's course wonderful Where were the wives on that? I don't know Men's course no, I mean I get Christmas makes us all happy. Yeah, but why where are the women? Yeah, and what's up with the line for the men's room? I don't know

Why are the women I love seeing gay men all get together because I love hearing laughter Yeah, right because what makes people more gay than the holiday and they were love hearing laughter. Yeah. Right. Because what makes people more gay than the holiday and they were hairy chested strong. Like you can tell they're like working out athletes. Yeah. Where were the women? Where were their wives? Yeah. What? Incredible show. Incredible show. And yeah. Oh wow. What a, what a Christmas experience I've had. I've had so much Christmas in the last five days. I never want to see a jingle bell again But we got eight days left. Yeah, I can see you getting shingle bells this year. I fucking it's on its way So let's go back to the story So this guy for the amount of energy he put into this he probably could have done a lot

But it was pretty fucking this guy really went for it so he looked into what happens when you drown and What are the circumstances by which people drown in a lake and he realized he's like, oh, I'm gonna do that I got I got an idea. I got a little idea So he tended church with his family in the morning of August 11th to pray for death Oh, he had to will he had to go get it. He had to go pretend to be. Yeah, you know a father. Dear God, please let me get away with my own death. Please let me disappear. Please make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from you.

And so he went put his plan into motion that night telling his family he's going on a solo kayaking trip because that's what fathers do. So he drove 50 miles from his home in Watertown to Green Lake, right? So then he said he picked Green Lake because this is how much research he did, was that it was the deepest lake in Wisconsin. Okay, that's a great reason.

He knows what to do. So he paddles, kayaks to the middle of the lake, brought a raft, fling to the raft, gets out of the kayak into the raft, overturns the kayak, sinks it, but puts it, like knocks a hole in it, sinks it to the raft gets out of the kayak into the raft over turns the kayak sinks it But puts it like knocks a hole in it sinks into the bottom He then paddles back to the shore in the raft He dumps his cell phone in a tackle box with his license and all shit I didn't know how he did this right in tackle box dumps it back in the rake in the lake

He's been so pretty so far so good. Absolutely he's so afraid because now he's had a walk out of the lake and Absolutely, he's so afraid because now he's had a walk out of the lake and waist deep muck But then he has to crawl on his belly and almost snow angel style mix up all the mud Well, yeah, cuz you can't have the footprints done. So he then he had Positioned so before this he had put an electronic bike in the woods on the other side of the lake Yeah, and so he got his electronic bike covered in mud only in Wisconsin that wouldn't get stolen dude goes takes his bike 70 miles all night he bikes all night to Madison then he caught a bus

So he fucking he goes he gets on a bus to Toronto Somehow this is the power of Uzbekistan pussy. Yeah, he talked his way Through customs. I mean, it's easy to talk your way into Canada. We how he had no passport, you know drivers like I'm good for it Tim Hortons. And there's like Hortons. You must be Canadian. Oh You gotta be and so he I don't know how the fuck he got through. I don't know how he did it I mean fire that guy dude. Well, it's just I mean you have to I think that right you ever seen the movie Greenland No, the whole dumbass movie. I like that. Tell me I look like Gerard Butler who blind people

Right in the side stories Movie Whoa, yeah that it's attractive. That is more, yeah, sort of. Yeah, you look like if he was sick, in a way. The president must be saved. I think that is, if you're him in the office. The lighthouse has been exploded. Yes, and they're coming, they're actually coming for it.

They're actually coming for it, Space Needle. We've got to protect Space Needle. That's my Gerard Butler But that whole shit fuck movie is all about how like the world's ending its almost thing But he somehow talks this this it's like the whole world stops to save this one white family Oh, yeah, I mean, it's like the whole world has to revolve around These fucking movies just like what will happen to his son? I don't know bro. 8 billion people are going to fucking die. And then he takes it. He gets you spoiler. Sorry guys. He gets, he convinces them to bring his son and he sneaks his son in realizing,

but also the whole reason why they didn't want his son to come in is because he had diabetes. He was going to die immediately because there was no medicine. So he just brought him to die. Yep That's it. No medicine in Greenland, but that's what this guy did in Canada at the border You know, he said they're being like I gotta get through there. You don't know what the fuck it You don't know what I gotta do man. I gotta save Uzbekistan Alright, so then he flew to Paris romantic Yeah, and then he flew to an unspecified country in Asia, and that's where this lucky lady picked him up You know apparently he spent a couple days in a hotel mm-hmm, and then they took up in there

You know everyone wants to go on a romantic Romantic vacation to the war-torn country of Georgia yes, and so he went to Georgia Which is now y'all notice to in New York City There's a lot of that now people doing a lot of the Ukrainian food and the Georgian food Yeah, and it is interesting it is its own thing But it's definitely weird to see a bunch of like hip like New York fashion people eat stuff like grock Yeah, I mean where it's just like potato beats do yeah, just like caviar and eel. Yeah, yeah, you're very strange But so he goes in Georgia and now this is when they started to realize he realized his story went national

They the investigators that contacted board work to the information they found in a laptop He left behind including a photo of the woman he traveled to meet he told investigators He had to leave the laptop to make his death believable, but then he did live too much money on it But I will say good guy alert Unbelievable, but then he did live too much money on it, but I will say good guy alert What he do he set up before he faked his own death He set up a life insurance policy for three hundred seventy five thousand dollars for his family. Okay, this is again He's an out. He's an idiot. Oh, this man is a criminal idiot, but at least he had half a conscience He tried he did he is abandoning his family

Half a conscience he tried he is abandoning his family Below the bar is He didn't kill him all right, which is I think is really proud of you really proud of you I'm so they said they look for his body for a month Which is also and this is really a story about depression too, because Borg war he even said, fuck this guy's name. He literally said, I didn't think they'd look for me that long. No man. Nah, you're sorry, bro. You're all accountable, bro. You're mattered to your family, dude. Sorry. That's a boner killer. I get it. Not even your family. You mattered to the government and the insurance company. You're trying to fuck. Yes. The insurance company fucking that want to see your skeleton. If

you know anything about insurance companies, buddy, and we've all learned something that nothing matters unless you're a corpse to them. And so that's all they gave a shit dead again And so he is just but he did try he did try but he said the worst part Yeah, that it just didn't work out and then I don't think it worked out with the girl with all with her I think I mean obviously it didn't he's back Yeah, cuz he probably took whatever money he had and he said I'm very sorry And he's apologized to his wife. He's lucky. He fucking woke up with his organs, you know, I just think sometimes you meet Uzbekistan

Scammer lady that probably looks very different in Whoa That I mean she could mastermind this whole fucking thing, you know He shows up and she's got three other room like, you know, like that's how it always is There's like you ever see the story, but the guy it's a really fucked up story about this young dude gifted kid Get what it was

It's just like he essentially gave all of his parents money to this only fans girl in Eastern Europe And then when they cut him off he killed the whole family, right? So he killed everybody because they cut off his money spigot to this only fans girl And then he cuts to the video of him talking to this lady in Eastern Europe and him explaining about like he's crying about how he wishes that they could be together and stuff and she goes oh Sorry, you know like Guy nine that she has watched kill her family while she just bored Hangs out and in juicy couture like it's just so it's just then it's rough out there for guys.

This is oh yeah the grant a motto family annihilator this fucking guy. It's just I love it. I love our only fans ladies and just got to know guys you're paying for them to like you. All right. Just as the whole thing is that they don't love you. I love you. I love us and I love the arrangement, but you should remember. Yeah Yeah, that's the thing with porn before only fans. It was like there was a you removed from the actual

Stars well now like everyone like it thinks they know and they're in these relationships Dangerous for them. It's nice because it gives them a little bit more autonomy and they don't have to necessarily deal with Predatory pornography companies. I feel it's great that it gives them a little bit more autonomy and they don't have to necessarily deal with predatory pornography companies. I feel it's great that it gives them that sense of control, but then the problem is it's you and the customer. Every time you're giving sexual relief to someone who's sexually oppressed, it's going to be a disaster at some point. That's why you make them come real fast.

That's the whole idea. You make them get them out. Just get the first... We all know. My first batch of devils that have to come out of me every day is necessary right that first evil batch Has to come out right so that's you got to do you just squirt him out real fast Then we can have a reasonable conversation. Yeah, all right. Let's get some new. Yeah. Well, yeah Well while we're on the topic of family annihilators, there's a quick one. I would might as well stick with it Oh, wow great. Yeah, there was a

16 year old boy Just like Christmas Man well, I'm sorry. I giggled a 16 year old boy Murdered four family members in New Mexico this past weekend and he is charged with first-degree murder Did they deserve it? Um, I don't doesn't seem like they did. They don't say that in the article? There's not enough journalistic integrity to say whether the family deserved it or not Henry. This is what happens when AI writes everything. Yeah yeah yeah so New Mexico State Police announced that four bodies had been found in a Valencia County home on the previous day. The victims were fatally gunned down and the 16 year old boy has been arrested

in connection to those deaths. Diego Lava, who informed a nine one one dispatcher that he had recently killed his family. Hey, at least he's honest about it. Yeah, no. I mean, he helps everybody get it wrapped up quick. No, it is. This is definitely wrapped up quick. When, when deputies arrived, Diego walked out of the, of the Belen residence with his hands in the air and was extremely intoxicated. It's the police statement notes. Do you think he did that? No, the second they were done before I come out. Yeah. No, they, but they took them into custody without, without incident. And the authorities when they enter the residence found a handgun on the kitchen table and four individuals dead. Um, 42 year old Leonardo Lava, Adriana Bencoma, 35 35 who is a local volunteer firefighter and

Adrian Leva and Alexander Leva 16 and 14 were also found. I guess executed is the word funny story Eddie Yeah, well, it's not a funny story I just feel like we have to we talk about all family annihilations here on the show we do and there's been a bunch of them You notice they come in when also was a 16 year old recently that we talked about That was in Seattle that killed his family Come in wave right outside of see and family annihilation also skyrockets during the holidays. Wonder why yes But he was brought to the hospital till he sobered up and now is booked in Albuquerque's juvenile justice center More information is coming now. They immediately put him juvenile I guess for 16 16 Scott on the edge. I mean well 18 is the limit, but normally 16

Sometimes it'll pop you right in a way if you kill your family Yeah, they put you right at the but I mean what is that really gonna make life better like if you put this like 16 You're old and the fucking gen pop no it just makes them a worse criminal event I mean eventually yeah, you just I mean well He's never getting out no no he's never getting out by the way, Missouri almost out of people to execute Not nice whoa we're getting to the bottom. Yeah. Yeah, there's only eight people left on death row in Missouri You know I feel like this might be controversial, but just get all the last of them in one go No, just blow them up It might be controversial. I don't know is that controversial

Feeling evil today. Yeah, I don't believe in the death penalty and y'all know that yes No, of course, you don't know that the only people that should be killed are audiences. Yeah, he wants everyone released No You don't know that the only people that should be killed are audiences. Yeah, he wants everyone released No How is Your new Antifa leadership going honestly, it's been really hard getting these guys together Because you know what it is about these zoomers as they don't show up on time. Yeah, and there's just a Revolution is just been difficult to get started I enjoyed uncle Tifa. Oh, wow good. We go after a bunch of nephews

All right this story I want to talk about this story this is pretty fucking this is frightening This is the this is the guy Waiting. Oh the Nebraska one. Yeah. This is really cool. I actually have this one up too right now because this is I blew my mind. This is very strange. So this is Bennington Nebraska. This is a weird mystery that's happening. It's happening involving multiple drivers involved in three separate crashes on highway 36 in Bennington say the same man was the first person to arrive at the crash site and offer help. So all of these strangers, all of the crashes involved the vehicles hitting an object that

was put in the middle of the roadway or that was just in the roadway. Like a child's bicycle was one of them. Yes, and now we're wondering if they were put there on purpose. So this guy, Garrison Beach, he was cresting a hill while driving on highway 36. He was in the dark He swerved to avoid what looks like a large piece of metal in the middle of the roadway And so what he did was he swung and he to over corrected Getting around it and his car went off the fucking bridge into a ravine. They were thankfully okay Yeah, but he said that he notices they drove past the bridge

There was a man right before the bridge sitting in a car With no headlights on and as they get up looking for help he looked up and he saw the headlights turn on And this guy gets out and he says hey you guys need any help. I called the paramedics I called the paramedics you guys need any help. I'm gonna come wait in my car. And that was the thing He said come up in my car. Come my car come up in my car. Don want to come wait in my car. And that was the thing. He said, come up in my car. Come in my car. Come up in my car. Don't you want to come in my car? Right?

It's cold out. It's cold. Yeah. You're cold. Shivering, huh? Covered in blood. I got napkins. Want to come in my car?

And so they said no, no thanks. And he just apparently went like, all right, and went back to his car. And then drove off. Yes. No, yes, he did drove off. Yeah. Right? And so start he did drove off Yeah, right and so startles they what happened right? So the next thing that happened Was that a guy Kyle Sorenson? He hits a bike them and lift in the center the same highway say look at my rear-view mirror

This is according to Kyle Sorenson. I saw someone just sitting there north of just north of Pawnee Road They pulled up behind me and it was this individual saying he was checking to make sure I was okay. Seeing little damage to his vehicle, Kyle left. But later, near the same place, along the highway, his wife spotted the same man behind another car that was just leaking oil on the side of the highway. In two weeks, according to Sorenson, this has been three incidents where he was immediately

the first person on the scene. It seems strange. Now the one thing that comes to my mind is, remember the movie Crash? He must be shady as fuck. Yes. It's like all three times people in dire need crash into Ravine and they're like,

no thanks. Yeah, we're good. Thank you. I'll stay in the cold. No thank you. Not like Nebraska's warm. No, it's got like branches, it's long legs. Yeah, yeah're good. Thank you You know actually we're good I actually I like it out here where this object is burning Yeah, I bet it is no I like the snow in my blood

No, you know what honestly normally I totally would Sorry no honestly Listen I'm late to my KKK meeting. I can't do this Get away from me sir, but like these guys are I don't know what this is a very creepy It's just creepy because right now we don't know what it is. You've ever seen the movie crash. Yes, but David Cronenberg Oh, no, no, no, no, that's awful. Race matters one the one People that get into car crashes on purpose to have sexual gratification. They fuck each other. I've heard of it I've never watched it. It's weird. Yeah, you'd like it. Okay, sure. I love Grave of Cronenberg then you'd like it It's a bit. Do you like that? I love gravy corner bird. Then you'd like it. It's a bit It's it's fucking dark. It's very very fucked up. You know, what's really good is the book. Is that Lance Hendrickson?

He said Lance Hendrickson. No, I don't know if it is I'm in yeah might be a sucking on her wound or something Different strokes and so that that I wonder if that could he be sexually attracted to the cars Could he be looking for broken parts from a car? Could they be like trying to go get help and he's trying to steal parts from the car or is he a Rampant murderer serial killer. No, no could be anything. That's fun. It seems like a like aspiring murderer Maybe he just likes crashes. He has a plan He could be just kind of like or if he just like wants to be a hero He should be those guys. Oh, yeah, there's plenty of those people member the the firefighters that lit the Gatlin Berg fire forever ago

That's because they wanted to look like the heroes that put it out, but they just burnt down the whole side of the mountain I wonder if that's what happened with dick Van Dyke. Someone tried to kill him in Malibu Don't you to kill dick van dyke? Well, they said his house got neither is the Malibu fire So you're almost bad. Oh No one's trying to kill dick van dyke. We didn't know what he's done And also by the way, if a chimney sweep can't get out of this thing, I don't know who can dude I saw the video I thought you chim chim knew way out of here. I guess magic isn't real Yeah, I guess no he didn't all right, so we got all right these are these stories So no nobody we don't know what's gonna happen. We're obviously maybe we'll get an update on these

But this is a very it's just strange and if you do listen and you are the person Stop putting shit in the road side stories lpo clgmail.com. I got a bunch of ideas of what you could put in the road though Yes, what would you put in the road weed? Oh? Man, yeah, we say shit man. Yeah, we say shit man. Yeah, we said shit man That's God's gift. That's job it. I can't fucking give that up. No, I was watching a bunch of stuff on rosters the other day Oh, I love them. They're very interesting. Have you ever met there were very Surprisingly violent. They're very intense. Yeah, very intense And I was reading this one guy's been like he's been working on his lock his whole life

Mm-hmm that weed that they're smoking and some of those rasta communities. I feel like it would you would hospitalize me Well, like it's a tar right? He's a good weed I'm a side stories LP O T L a gmo comm do Rastafarian smoke the best weed. No, I'm gonna say no I will find out I think that they smoke with Jamaican red I also did not know that Rastafarianism was actually quite new. Yes, so was Jamaica. Yeah. Oh wow.

Yeah. I learned a lot of stuff. As a country, the land has always existed. At least for a couple billion years. Thank you, Mr. Scientist. No problem. Thank you. Oh, how far back do we have to go?

No problem. Mr. Doctor asshole. Mr. Thank you. Oh how far back do we have to go? No problem. Dr. Asshole, mr. Geologist All right, what's your geologist friend yelling at us again? No Ellie, I'm sorry All right, it's a do you want to then talk about this next one? I don't know which one you're pointing that cuz I got the couple who's divorced 12 times. I got the whole one Oh, I love the whole let's do holes Let's just look at this real quick. We got a double up hole story. Mm-hmm for those of you who love using your two holes Today the whole a business is good

Definitely booming. Oh, yes. So tell us about your person catching a hole so two-year-old fell into a septic tank oh now true fell into a deep daycare train trapped inside for an hour while teachers signed her out of class I know what kids are always playing Shawshank came out through a river ship came out clean all the other side. Now, according to the lawsuit, this girl identified only as AB, was a student at Children's Lighthouse, daycare and Prosper, this is a suburb of Dallas.

I looked up Children's Lighthouse and they keep comparing themselves to Montessori schools, right, like I guess it was a Montessori school, and it says here, like, you know, but one of the things that says, you know, it says, what Lighthouse has is a modern curriculum design based on current brain research versus a Montessori school and it's used here like, you know, but one of the things that says, you know It says what lighthouse has is a modern curriculum design based on current brain research versus the Montessori reproach Which is approach from 1906 to educate orphan children developing domestic skills and then according here the lighthouse pathways what they have is a

15 foot shit filled hole. Mmm, I'm on a story doesn't oh see they I think they put the story in Montessori Yeah, we dropped your kid in a puddle of shit. This is not a money Actually innocent in this they're innocent. Yes. Yes, they they put lids on their shitholes They do so in the afternoon remember first the girl was out in the playground with other children She fell into a hole the cover which said danger do not enter fatal poison gas But two years old can't read Can't read sorry. Yeah, sorry about that I guess they needed adults to do that for her

Yeah, so the cover said danger do not enter fatal poison gas it flipped Do they think that might have been flipped over or was replaced someone getting huffed? But someone put a cap right on top where the child was now defendants were responsible for ensuring the premises were safe Especially knowing full well the children's ages two to six were present and active on the premises and at some point about 4 p.m The teacher took the children inside and unknowingly left a B inside the cover hole to pay to fan to quote a quote fend For herself now What did he checked her out of the I guess they now in school what they do is which I did not know Talk about the this is I think it's what a sad state we're in which is at the beginning of every class

I believe now they have to online Click in their attendance and that if you don't make a class it then sends a notification to your parents. So what it'll do is that they click you in automatically. And so their parents got a message saying the girl had been checked out of their room in the middle of the day and her father said what was going on? Why wasn't she in there? And some person not named answered the phone.

They believed that they think it was the owner Angela Wolf and she said oh that was a glitch. Kids definitely here gotta be here Yeah And so the father had his wife heads of the daycare to check on his daughter and that's when they realized she was nowhere to be seen and That that's when they found her in with her called a big Watery swampy mess of fecal matter and all other kinds of things because she'd fallen into what they called a drain Next to the splash pad, but the lawyers say it's a septic tank

Yeah, and so she was flopping around in there. She was cold to the touch shivering her lips were blue her fingernails were blue Which is not a no one likes that no one wants to turn into a Rook assault and the soul with the hole was filled with dirty cold water, but She said the Employees like hey, she was only there for five or ten minutes. Okay, that's what they're trying to say Well, yeah, yeah, she was in the septic tank. Yeah Five minutes right anybody can do it. I'll go something take five minutes, right? How much is this gonna cost? Investigation revealed the girls trapper probably closer to an hour. Oh Yes, and they another student to an hour. Oh, yes, and they another student I teach your responsible. Oh, yes

And the teacher just straight-up took another child's word for it when the little when her friend said her father had came and picked Her up Wow because the kid didn't know and this is you could hear her screaming But we should be so lucky Because at least this little girl was found an hour later. Yes, because she's not dookie They realized she wasn't a dookie. Um, this school is gonna be over. Oh, yeah. No, I mean it's It's a daycare. Yeah, it's Texas so they don't care. Yeah. Yeah, so we'll see and but she is technically the lucky one Yes, cuz in Calgary a man spent three days Stuck in a well stuck in a well stuck it fell down a well and why Eddie?

Why was he stuck in this well? 22 year old man stuck at the bottom of a 12 meter deep well 36 feet. That's the all right That's a deep that is a long it's a big old well, and he's down there, and he's screaming like how about I'm stuck in the well Get me out of the well, and you know why people didn't help him even though they heard it They thought he was a ghost dude Don't fucking go anywhere near there, man. Alright, don't go near that hole, man. That's fucking, you know how that shit is, dude.

Ghosts are always trying to yell you into a hole, man. Don't fucking go anywhere near it. You know, ghosts, dude. All they want is company. That's all they want to do. They just want roommates, man. Lu Chuni, a young Chinese national, was doing the forest on the border between Thailand

and Myanmar. Oh, so this wasn't in Calgary. It was just coming from Calgary news site between Thailand and Myanmar somehow fell into an abandoned well in the outskirts of a small village. They said he was trekking through the woods when he found, when he fell into the 12 meter deep hole, sustaining serious injuries, fractured wrist, a cerebral concussion. And he started to yell for help as loudly as it could. But hours passed, days passed. Oh yeah. He was running out of energy and he said he was like, I need to conserve my energy. So he was like once an hour I'll yell for help. Yeah, so he waits said that it was like once every five hours

He's like I'll yell for help now meanwhile like all his help Nearby villagers stayed away because they were afraid of being attacked by spirits now imagine if It's that like you get out and that's the reason you're like everyone fucking heard me Oh, yeah, dude, and you know and first thing I'd be like, oh My god, that's the most solid ghost I've ever seen Excited to see a ghost, of course Oh, hey there ghost. I'd say hello to the ghost and then he's not a ghost But I it's also like what if they just fill in and in?

Oh, no Oh, that's what a ghost would say. Oh, it only took 30 minutes for him to get out of the well But he was very emancipated because he emaciated emaciated. He was emancipated from the well. Yes Yes, but he three days without food and water shitty well if there's no water so absolutely and that's really good way now what's nice about the mother of that child is a what they can do from then on the one that got caught in the septic tank you were like well some people in Thailand get caught in a well for three days yeah you were just in a pile of

shit for an hour I was just been around my mom for so long cuz that's how you turn a tragedy into somebody has done something wrong It's called a New York mother's mindset. Oh, I'll show you oh, whoa mister fell in a well. Oh I was in the well for seven days And I had nothing I didn't have my blood pressure medication. I didn't have my embroidery What did you do all right right I was raped by a mayor What am I supposed to do huh, oh miss I was in a well for an hour Oh Miss I was I was cold. I was covered in shit. I Don't know why that made me laugh.

All right. A couple who was married and divorced 12 times in 43 years are investigated for fraud. This is they found. This is love. Is this true love? And these, this Austrian couple found a crazy ass loophole to, I don't know how much I agree or disagree with this. Let's talk about it. Yeah, what is the loophole?

All right. So Vienna, Austria, these people were divorced 12 times in a period of 43 years. The truth is, the elderly couple is suspected of having arranged every divorce strictly on paper so the wife could receive seven, 27,000 euros severance pay. She was awarded after her first husband's death in 1981. See in Austria, like if your husband dies and you're a widow, they give you a payout every three years. Whoa. It's like, it's like a nice thing. Yeah, it's nice. It's called what it that's a liberal country. Yeah But when she got married again every time that this three years was about to come up her and her

Husband who everyone knew and loved and knew them as a couple they would secretly get divorced on paper Collect the money and then get remarried right afterwards. Honestly, this is so romantic Yes, that like it's just you not only it's it's so nice because you get the fucking What's this but you get them other weddings you get to do it and you're celebrating your love This must be like also think about as a married if like all of my other marrieds out there You're trying to kind of figure out right like yeah What do we do together sometimes like what's that we could do together and like? Insurance fraud yeah, I thought well. I thought like what's that we could do together and like insurance fraud? Yeah I thought well, I thought a lot of work. I mean, this is why

13 is an unlucky number because this is how many times they had to do it till they finally got caught Old now too. Oh, yeah. No, absolutely. I'm really gonna arrest these guys. They already made a whole career out of it They are figuring it out, but it seems to me like what they did was legal Well, yeah, it's a loophole. It's a loophole, but it's like getting fucked in your butt so you can keep your pussy Virginity. Yes, I guess yeah Henry. It's exactly the same. Um, but they Know but um, yeah, so they're trying to charge him with fraud and they are in trouble, but in my opinion, it's not fraud. Now they're changing the laws so you can't do this anymore.

That's the reason why they have the warnings and the changes that they do. You know what I mean? Like that's why every single like how many stupid, how many stupid warnings you see, like you see on a hairdryer or don't use in bath You know means because it's happened so many times that people died doing something stupid that eventually you have to do it Like these are why there are loopholes. Yeah, and then they got to try to get them. Well the investigation Revealing that what their case is they're saying they never moved They always shared the same household cook together and even shared the same bed the

Whole time and they have proof of it. So they're saying that they never actually got divorced. So Cute it's very cute. That's so That's true. Love. Can you imagine that cuz also like it's kind of sexy, right? Like you just got fake divorce from your wife who you're still in love with I mean, it's really not that much money It's 30,000. It's ten thousand dollars a year. I mean, you know, it's kind of sexy right like you just got fake divorced from your wife who you're still in love with I mean It's really not that much money. It's 30,000. It's $10,000 a year. I mean, you know, it's good It's good money to be paid to love. Yeah, you know, that's enough, you know think about that thing. How sexy that is It's the nice now your bonus your fake divorced for a little while and it's like many even kind of cheat on each other with Each other. Yeah, you can kind of do the thing. We're like, oh well, I'm single or like Oh, we're divorced. We shouldn't do this like that's fucking awesome. There's hot they received Animo's talking about sausages. They're from Vienna

$341,000 in severance payments over 43 years, you know the governor it's just government money was gonna be spent anyway Yeah, right. I mean, I don't really see the victim here. I don't know where the victim is That's the reason why I'm saying it's so light. I mean, well the victim is the government system that this nice system That they put in place to help people but it's why we can't have nice things Yeah, but the thing is, you know when I look at this like when I look at people like oh the welfare They're taking advantage of the welfare. It's like yes, there are people who take advantage of it, but that number is so small Yes, we're gonna take away for everybody now. Also, the money was already gone. Yeah, it's already gone. It's already spent. If you can figure out a way to get

free money from the government, I applaud you. Yes, it is one of those. It's difficult to do. A lot of times it's its own job. Yes. So their 12th divorce was not recognized by the Austrian authorities and the couple will face the accusations together. Well that again, and is there anything hotter than that? Having to go to court together and they should be kissing and making, that's what I would do, be like the new Bonnie and Clyde. Oh yeah. And then go in there and they just, like she'll flash the police and be like, you're only

seeing these one time. And then like he comes out and he's like that's my wife And they have to fight the fight to keep each other apart Every single time they're always making up every time they get they run to each other the police have to stop them pull them apart As they're making out with each other being like I'll always love you. Yeah, I've divorced you 12 times And I'll divorce you again your Hitler's niece You 12 times and I'll divorce you again your Hitler's nice This article comes to us from oddity central wonderful website and then below the article is this

To give birth System big pregnant dog. Why do they have that at the bottom of this article? God I think it's time for some listener email Listeners email us I do too now this one I love because I talked about this I Paraphrased this but I want to show people that this is real. Okay, I got this email. I Wanted to share what we have had to have an impromptu school assembly about for context I'm an art teacher at an elementary school somewhere in Ohio Recently third graders were caught playing diddy tag. Oh god Diddy tag is like normal tag except you have to hump the tagger to get on tag

Not laughing. No, no, it's funny. It's objectively funny. It's objectively funny This was the breaking point for our overworked principal to call in all of all of second to fifth grade into the gym To subsequently ban all things related to p-ditty Before this students would casually say no ddy in response to things they considered sus They would be free there would be free Diddy chance References to freak-offs and baby oil so many more it was honestly scary how much these kids knew in reference to Sean Combs Thankfully the Diddy references have subsided But I can only imagine what the new thing will be when we are back from winter break and so I just

Kids are kids are unbeaten. Oh, yeah, I mean they are undefeated kids just fucking no problems Tell me about a friend fucking tell me about it. I don't know where to park my Bentley on top of my other Bentley On top of my other Bentley Come on! What am I? I got all day to think about where I'm parking my knife Henry, use your dental dam please I'm sorry, I'm sorry Helps you calm down

This is why you have to check out the videos You really do Yeah Cause you don't know what I'm doing All the way The dental dam's gonna be your new pan flute I love my pan flute I love my dental dam and anytime I feel it coming on come in you're gonna be chewing on it blubbing bubbles six or seven of these this morning

it's like me and Marcus has got his pile of chewed up nicotine gun I saw him take a chewed he had a piece in his mouth he took one out he had a pre chewed one on the he's successful back in his mouth you don't have to re chew that you don't have to re chew that Saw him take a chewed. He had a piece in his mouth. He took one out. He had a pre chewed one on the

Back you don't have to reach who the guy just like there's some more in there There's more in the pack. There's more in the back to you do it you get between him and his gum I'm not getting between him and his gum. I'm saying just don't chew the guy that's already chewed dare you Yeah, try to keep the gun gum Because if you know that half my family is Jewish I'll allow it. That's funny. That's All right one more listener email one more listener email I've been debating on sending this email for a few years now

The first ever episode of last podcast that blessed my ears was episode 426 the dangerous UFOs of Brazil and I immediately felt right at Home. Oh when they were straight-up attack people. Yes. Yeah, but to get to the point to make a not a little Did not make a long story short. I Saw some weird shit in the sky. This is around 2014 and but but fucking Egypt, southern, Indiana That's two different places BFE, you know, I Was 1920 and stole Egypt feels about the fact that everyone says they're butt fucking I I think Egypt feels about the fact that everyone says they're butt fucking I think that hopefully they're blissfully unaware. But if you do tell them they will ask you for $100 Excuse me. Is this but fucking Egypt?

Welcome to butt-fucking. Ah Yes, the home of my grandfather's butt-fucking. Yes, the most distant part of Egypt This is my friend, King Butt. Yes. I was born with two asses. At least that's what I said because I'm a lady. All right, so this is, I don't know. Sorry, I'm sorry.

You did this to me. I was 19 and 20 and I stole about five Miller lights out of my dad's fridge and headed to a friend's house to be young And dumb absolutely She happened to live quite far away from me right out of town So I was on a rural highway in my way to some crusty back roads There's nothing there and the one business that was probably more than five miles But less than ten miles away from her house was a log yard that helps you picture the nothingness that is this area where this happened

Speaking of butt fucking Egypt Going to the log yard. Tell me about it. You just left the log yard in the fucking downstairs shitting bathroom. Mmm. That's our solids. Yes I was probably a good ten minutes away from our house and speeding so that my beers wouldn't get warm. And yes, I was sober But he is the officer my beers are getting warm. Listen, I'm sober as hell. Don't you want me drunk? There was an older truck that I got caught up with and they were driving an excruciatingly slow pace. After I got maybe a little too close,

they started to speed up dramatically. So I sped up as well. And as soon as the next curve in the road approached, I noticed a light in the air. At first, I thought it was a street light, it was close to that level, and thought that was strange considering there were none on this particular stretch of road. But then immediately when I looked right at it, there were four lights, horizontally on one object that appeared to just be hovering above a tree.

I immediately slammed on my brakes, the truck in front of me swerved but kept going, and I just sat in the middle of the road, unable to move or think or breathe. There were no sounds or movements, and I was paralyzed for what seemed like an eternity. Classic no thought, head empty moment. While in this state, still not comprehending what I see, the object, I now figured out what they mean by cigar shape. Moved from a horizontal position to a completely vertical one. No movement forward

or backward or up or down, and still no sound. It stayed like that for a moment, then started to move forward, along a tree line, still completely vertical. This is a very wooded area. It'd have to only be a few feet above the trees. It disappeared! So I drove up to the point where I would have been directly under it to try to see where it had gone. There was nothing, no movement in sight. I waited and kept inching forward to see if I could see it anywhere and after a few minutes and realizing how identified this thing really was, I drove away quickly. I started shaking and crying, full on hyperventilated to the point where I had to pull over. I called my friend who was on my way to see and I choked out the experience through sobs.

She screamed, no, don't tell me that shit, I just saw a military plane fly over the house five minutes ago. And then she made me promise not to talk about it. She was equally spooked and I always got the vibe she saw more than a military plane. I told my dad the next day and he laughed at me. I have always been on the fence about telling other people because them genuinely think that you're crazy, which maybe I am, but not that kind of crazy. They're saying that he they were terrified, right? I spoke to a friend who was an engineer and he was, he said it might be just a drone. So I researched as much as I could about drones and types of drones and military

planes and drones. And I could find anything remotely resembling when I saw along with the fact that there was absolutely no sound that made me feel sure that I definitely saw something I wasn't supposed to see where there was advanced top secret military technology or extraterrestrials, it wasn't meant for me to see. And one of the most perplexing things about it to me, which is why was it in this area? The few people who live close by are a mix of simple country folks and weirdos who do meth.

There are really very few small little farms, but nothing else at all. With everything going on currently, it kind of feels like validation to me and I wanted to share my experience. I do believe that's what they say here. I like the sentiment they end with whatever theory you believe. There's just so much that we don't know. And it really feels like something is happening right now where we may just find out some of those things. I really hope we do. But that fear unsettling feeling of not knowing what is out there is very haunting Which is why we're at we're at is that again? It's not the it's aliens

They're coming to kill us or its Iranians coming to kill us or Russians coming to kill I mean, it's not Chinese people coming to kill us It's more of the it's the non-answer in the vacuum that it leads and what is that Lee and it leads to people could gent Injectoring and getting scared and at this point they are just too much of the government meaning they are Pussies and they don't want to Put they want to make it solid. They don't want to make it solid and they won't They know what they have to know what it is. I just heads into if we're just heading into a Phantom Zone everybody Yeah, just know that where we're not gonna know a heck of a lot of what is real and what is not real do old

UFO sightings still matter? Yes. Yeah? Yeah, I do. I think so. Yes. You think so? I think that whatever we're looking at is, it's all, it's mysterious and it's everything.

It's all of it. Every single bit of it. And you have still seen nothing? Zero. Personally. I've seen videos. You've seen videos? You've seen them.

I've seen the videos that you see. Personally. I've seen videos. You've seen videos? You've seen them. I've seen the videos that you see. Yeah. So I live every day knowing that one day I will see something, and when I do, I will not. I'm not going to say anything. Did you see the one? Because I'm going to love holding my secret to myself. I'm going to love to know the fact that I know that aliens exist

myself and no one else will. And I'll laugh to myself every once in a while. I'll just laugh knowing that I know the truth, and everybody else is sucking a big fat egg. Did you see the one with the orb shooting down the drone? I did. What do you think about that? Nothing, Eddie, it was nothing.

Okay, cool. It must have been something stupid that we are stupid about. I love being stupid. Yep, you are. It's very helpful. I'm stupid too. Oh my God.

Well, we don't know what it is. Because you look at it, but I'll tell you what it's not, something important, because we haven't heard about it. Amen, you know, and I think that's important to remember Yeah, it hasn't killed anybody. It hasn't killed anybody and that's the bar. That's the bar We set for the man. Yeah, I went to Uzbekistan and we have to set that same bar for the government Yeah, at least they're not shooting us with it. Yeah, they might who knows but we don't know we're not there yet. Not there We will not die a thousand deaths until the day comes when we die the one big death Oh, yeah getting one of those war of the worlds nets underneath like the

Testicles like when they like remember when the big robots and war of the worlds they had those scrotums and they like they held everyone In the scrotums and shit and all that stuff and they had to like cut out of it Like it was we're all gonna be inside a sack of balls Good patreon.com slash last podcast enough and give us money while the world still exists Oh, yeah, because money's not gonna matter for way too much longer But we'll take it and then you go to last podcast and left calm buy our live tickets You are going to like our live show. It is fun as fuck. Yeah, we are better than ever our live show is great It's really it's on fire right now. New York was nuts

2,000 people came to that fucking show that was crazy It was wild and Atlanta is gonna be crazy all the shows next year are gonna be nuts I'm excited to go to Dallas. I've never been to Dallas my whole life. I never been to Atlanta my whole life Deep Ellum is wonderful. We're gonna eat at Kimball house I also was there was another one another restaurant. I got that just closed Yeah, which is pretty great. I can't I'm gonna wine and die on your ass. I can't wait man Yeah, I'm definitely gonna go in early. Slap you in you can fucking feed me slap you out We're gonna go to homegrown man. I've been a homegrown. No, you've been in Atlanta

No, I've only grown is the best breakfast in the country The only thing I did in Atlanta was cocaine during a Tom Petty concert. Well, we're not gonna be doing any cocaine, Eddie. Certainly not at a Tom Petty concert. No, because we'd have to do that in heaven, which we will do, because that's when I'll do cocaine is in heaven. Because I don't trust it here on earth,

because you know Jesus is holding that good shit. Thank you, Jesus is holding that good shit Thank you Jesus don't make me constipated. Yeah, we got it. Oh and check out LPN funhouse Oh, yes, LPN funhouse this weekend is gonna be amazing Thursday twitch.tv LPN TV. I don't know what the fuck is gonna happen. We're on it No, we've agreed to be there and I'm very nervous to be honest with you This is holding and Jackie's baby and I ain't doing pain. No, I'm not doing pain It's the only thing I'm not doing it's not getting shocked me in a situation where I gotta look like a pussy and say no

They're going to look like a pussy say no. Yeah, you are going to yeah We are gonna break the improv rules and I'm saying you're not gonna shock me Yeah, you're not hit me with that taser. Yeah Until you don't have to anymore But I'll do whatever else is in their crooked little minds Yeah, LPN funhouse is gonna be a fucking blast to come check it out. It is I believe Yeah, what time is it and we're not raising money for anybody right nothing. Thank God 5 p.m. PST It starts on the twitch and we are gonna get it good. Yeah, I think they might be given to charity

We're trying to figure out something. I don't know what we're doing cuz I don't know if we're making money on it I think it's it's good to do something not for charity Hey good old money maker Hey good old money maker But hey, it'll go to your Christmas bonuses Is that happening you're giving away bonuses not you no All right fuckers see you in hell hell Satan see you next week see you after the break next week We'll be gone.'ll be gone. We'll be back There'll be a show that comes out on Christmas. There'll be an episode. Yes. Oh, yes There will be an episode on Christmas. Yeah, and then there will be an episode and then we're coming back. So we'll be back

Yeah. All right. So it's like we're not gone. Yeah, well, we might be a daylight No, no No, okay the day will arrive and the show will come out Producer Hitler He'll say it never one. No, hail the aliens. Don't kill your family's Christmas No, please don't and if you do make sure it's an accident leave just leave. Yeah, or go down with the ship Really like spend some time with that lady first Just almost out of the show without like fucking getting ourselves in trouble so close. Yeah, don't kill your family