Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: RIP Ozzy

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's craziest stories and true crime news as the world reacts to the death of musical legend Ozzy Osbourne, the drama continues as mischievous haunted doll Annabelle is now reportedly missing AGAIN after death of beloved handler, Long Island man meets "Final Destination" IRL after being sucked into active MRI machine, Illinois McDonalds manager shoots former-employee's mother in deadly face off, Man gets bear-sprayed by angry woman after running over chicken in Key West, Whale Hero removed from most wanted list, Listener E-Mails, Eddington & Superman reactions (spoiler free), and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories, yes. Oh, shit! Hear ye, hear ye. The great king of rock and roll is dead.

Long live Ozzy Osbourne, the black prince of metal, the king of evil. He has passed and the day of mourning has begun and it's over thank you right yes ah the prince of darkness prince of darkness I cannot believe that he wow you know 76 years young man Ozzy Osborne we're opening up cold today mourning the loss of the number one voice. Champion of Satan. Yes, the number, the guy, the epitome of rock and roll evil. He's the dude who like taught me

that being evil was kinda cool. It is Ozzy Osbourne, I can't believe it. Life is now gonna be less. Yeah that he's gone. It is It's another example to me. I view it like with David Bowie being gone and Prince being gone We lost another person that there is absolute no there's no modern equivalent to no There's not only there can never be there will never be ever again another Ozzy Osbourne He lived the life of extremity for us. He did it so that he could walk the actual walk of the man himself, the man that would

don this sort of persona of being Ozzy Osbourne, which also turned out to be as much of a set of challenges as anything else. I mean of course you can't be the prince of darkness and expect to have like a decent life. I don't think so. I think that you have, when you choose to become the prince of darkness, other things come along like Sharon. Yes.

He's been next to death for a very long time. Yes. Sharon. Yes. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. I miss, I've been in the malaise all day.

I thought for sure, I mean, cause he should be dead for a long time. Well, the fact that he even got to that final concert. He said he wanted to die on stage. So close. Which like he really, it seems like he tried. Yes. Oh, it seemed like it. He definitely, he was shooting for it. Yeah, do you think that he died of a sense of cringe?

watching his daughter Take the moment of his final black Sabbath performance I'm still like this is where we get into page 7 territory where it's this picture. She didn't take the moment Yes, I know but Ozzy Osbourne he is Almost dead. Yeah sitting in a chair. It is after the very final black Sabbath performance I wouldn't I watch some clips of it. He's definitely like Shaking like Michael J Fox on that or all he's fine, you know exactly and he's he can't really see but it's like he's super-emotional like You know exactly and he's he can't really see but it's like he just super emotional like this is the last

Term and evidence reduce the band. It's like super amazing night. He raised like how many times? 190 million dollars crazy a fall for charity right largest charity concert of all time When he's sitting backstage, it should be all about Ozzy. And all of a sudden, his lovely daughter gets proposed to by the new drummer of Slipknot. That's new drummer! That's even the word. He's the new drummer. Not even the old drummer! He steps into the center of this paparazzi circle around Ozzy Osbourne as he literally,

he has no idea where he is and he He sucks the emotion out of the moment by making it about him and her and he asked her to marry him in the backstage Area Ozzy Osbourne. He's trying to eat the ring. He has no idea what's happening and it is way worse He's the DJ for slipknot. He's not even the drone. Oh, he's the DJ J4 slip. No my god. So Ozzy's last memory is his daughter getting engaged to a DJ. Oh Honestly, he might have committed suicide. It might be a suicide. He might have literally flung himself from the belfry Just watching this he's so just like I will not perform at this wedding I will not please tell me I don't have to have to be there

I have to come over you have to eat a bat You know cuz he need again also wanted to spell couple rumors You're a slipknot you keep in the ring in your fanny pack this guy is an absolute You have a fanny pack, but you're not trying to be in slipknot. No You know you're allowed yours. What do you mean? You're a fancy man. I have a bill bag. Yeah, I'm a purse Yeah, I have to have a purse because my shorts fall down See when you're shaped like a pear shaped like an egg you can't put stuff in your pocket No, because it just shoots the pants down especially if they have an elastic waistband

You want to be comfortable because that's where I'm wearing a lot of these days. It feels good. They're so good I love an elastic. I'm giving it all in give it all full-on Expandable clothes we're murdered man. We ain't got new jobs to get I'm straight where that where that stretchy band pants I dub me mean do we want me to be crying all day? Yeah, but just the idea of him watching Ozzy Osbourne has been through so much. He has fought so hard. I mean.

He's almost died so many times in the last 10 years. Eddie and I were walking before the show, which is also, it is amazing to be in Los Angeles and just see, hearing Ozzy. Ozzy everywhere. Just coming out of people's cars and shit like that. It's fucking awesome. But we were walking down the street

and we said that the most, I guess the main thing you can say about Ozzy, the one bad thing really, besides all the years of drug abuse and his insanity, was the fact that he did open us up to the world of reality television. They were probably, they were one of- He paved the way!

The one of the biggest- Other than Road Rules and, what was the other stupid MTV show? The Real World. The Real World. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Other than those shows, the Osbournes were first. And there was some art experiments back in the day. There was a good guy.

There was actually a very interesting documentary about a guy that was one of the OG... I forget which website he was behind, but he created this world where he was in a 24-7 Cube on camera and he ended up killing his girlfriend. It's like a whole true crime story. It's great He's not enough room in that cube. No, and so I Think it was just being a man Yeah, Ozzy Osbourne did technically what's nice about his performance in that the Osbournes reality television show Is that because he was so?

Out of his brain. You didn't know what was going on no idea. So we actually got to see the real Ozzy I think that was a part of why it was so interesting is we got to see The actual Ozzy Osbourne everybody else or surrounding him is a grifter and a piece of shit, but the man himself was, it's just funny to see him. Everyone was just excited to see him sit on his couch. Yeah. It's like the cameramen were in his way and he couldn't even be bothered with it. Could not care less. It's him. He was my favorite and also back in the, unfortunately, which now, but you know, now it's's all dark but like when Kanye was Vaguely featured in the background of the Kardashians where he could like he'd see the camera and like run into the other room You know we see had that instinct. I was I was before my first my first concert without my parents

Was was typo negative Rollins band and Ozzy solo. So it was a bit. Yeah. I wish I got to see them. Yeah, no, it was fucking awesome. I saw Ozzy three years.

That was like right before Ozfest. Yes. How old I am. Yeah. And then the next year was Ozfest. I saw that again in the year after that. I went again because I was the black Sabbath reunion. He was in good in voice.

He was in good voice for a very long time. No, his voice was good, but he did in 1997 when I saw him for the first time, he looked like he was going to die then hobbling around the stage, like his arm, he couldn't lift his arms over his tits. Well, I believe didn't he have, didn't he suffer from like a lot of the shakes? It seemed to have been like side effects of medication I believe that he was on for all of the damage in Parkinson's and he did have Parkinson's Yeah, but before that he was dealing with shit. Of course. He was always he was gonna die when Sharon found him He drank himself to next to death and he was sitting in a hotel room for years

I yep, and then Sharon figured out how to milk him for that money for the rest of his life. Hey I know saved his life. I like Sharon. I'm fine with Sharon Osborne. I'm just saying, I wonder how now we're going to use his corpse for money, but they'll figure it out. Oh, come on. Ozzy's going to make money for fucking 150 years. Oh, I know. He's going to be stronger in death than in life, like

Elvis Presley. Oh my, it's going to be nice. There's going to be a Black Sabbath summer, dude. It's going to be all Ozzy, all for the rest of summer now. I'm excited about it. Dude, that concert I gotta tell a quick story So I'm at the show and it's my buddies and this chick fucking like OD's right in front of us

It was fucking crazy and then this and then this guy the whole concert. He's belligerent. He's awful He's like flicking off in front. We never we didn't understand. He was like, I love you Ozzy Then he like flick him off like fuck you Ozzy. We're what does this guy do it? Yeah? I just yeah, yeah, it's a mixed message. Yeah, I'm 15 I don't get it. You know and so it is just like fuck you fuck you And then this chick passes out on him falls down a flight of stairs And then all of a sudden the guy like turns to us, and he like he goes. I'm a doctor. I gotta help her Doctors gotta relax It's not his fault yeah god, but you know Ozzy he's gone

No one is gonna replace him. Yeah, what's your go-to Ozzy? What do you do? We were just listening to I love bark at the moon bark at the moons great I you know what my go-to this morning was a very essential Ozzy album for me Even though it's not really one of his best albums is osmosis. Yeah, we were talking about fucking love that album I skipped school to go buy it when it came out. I fucking love that album Perry Mason Well, he's also one of the very few guys that can create literally Create heavy metal yeah one of the people that help create heavy metal and then his own career his solo career Is awesome yeah, and like if you like it's just the you can't not

Love rock and roll But not love Ozzy Osbourne you're a fucking idiot. You don't like rock and roll if you don't like Ozzy That's just the truth. Yeah, man, Randy Rhodes When he buzzed the when he buzzed the tour bus and crashed and died Oh, I mean this guy I mean what a life, you know I was just thinking about how when my dad was dying it kind of reminded me a little bit of when I was watching Ozzy Osbourne it reminded me a little bit of him You know, I mean cuz it's the show he was very emotional right like Ozzy was a very very emotional in the end and

But I gotta say it was unfair that my dad did not get to bring out Tony Iommi in the middle of that You're dying you should be in a hospice pen, but instead you are you got you're like everybody They're all me geezer butlers great Geezer was the one person from Sabbath that was with Ozzy the first time I saw him and then when I saw them do the Sabbath Reading first of all full Ozzy set takes a break black Sabbath set No fucking awesome. That was the og black Sabbath re-up, right? That was like that no bill ward that was like the late 90s cuz I remember I had that double album

Yeah, it was like 99. Yeah, I was like, yeah 99 or 2000. Yes when that double album was awesome, dude I caught Tony I? Omi's pick whoa, and then my mother threw it out cuz she didn't know what a guitar pick was She thought it was trash like you had to trash. She kept Don't worry any throughout all that trash. I also took a little Trash that she's like no any no reason you're all covered in shit get young blood off my fucking screen Blood off my fucking screen. He loved it. Who is Young blood off my fucking screen Rob? I have never heard this man's voice

Who is Young blood? I didn't know who he was a week ago. I think that Ozzy legitimately thought he was a woman Yeah, I think that he was he is such a thin torso and he was touching on his body and touching on his neck Almost saw your belly I'm pretty certain that Ozzy Osbourne thought that this guy was a woman and he was trying to have sex with her. And he just didn't know. All right, because we all know that Ozzy Osbourne, he had like a cheating scandal like five years ago. It was like post-COVID, he had a cheating scandal. Ozzy, it's like, and I don't even know if he knows, it's like, I think women are just

telling him he's having an affair with them. Yeah. No, Ozzy doesn't know what's happening. He can't be guilty of anything. Do you? I don't know. I mean, I love to know. Up to like even yesterday, like a week ago, Ozzy pulled out a gun and shot you in front

of me. I'd be like, I don't know, man. What are we going to do? That was 2016. There was nothing serious. No, no, not bad. But that's a long time ago for Ozzy Osbourne. 2016, he's still actively trying to fuck side pieces.

I don't think he's trying to. I think it just got thrown at him and he didn't know how to physically get away. Sharon, come and get this woman who's playing with my balls. I'm sorry, he's becoming Bernie Sanders. I know, I can't do an Ozzy impression oddly enough. Sharon, all I know is, Sharon! Sharon! That's it, that's all I have. That's all I have is old Ozzy. But Youngblood is, just so you know, Eddie, Youngblood is an extremely talentless young man

that has wormed his way into Ozzy's world and then did a cover of Changes, which we all know is the easiest song of Ozzy's to cover, and we all know that the actual best cover of Ozzy's changes was Oh Charles Bradley Charles Bradley and if anybody is not Charles Bradley singing changes and someone who is not Ozzy singing changes Then I don't want to hear you sing changes either man today

I went to a coffee because that motherfucker Charles Bradley look we'll play a chunk of that, right? Can we? No, we can't. Ah, well, that's fine. It's a go listen to it. I mean, it's the song at the top of a Big Mouth. I'm going through changes. What? What do you mean?

The show Big Mouth? Oh, don't advertise Big Mouth. I'm just telling people where they heard the song. I'm going through changes. Yeah, no, Charles Bradley's a fucking man. I'm going through changes. Yeah, no, Charles Bradley's a fucking man. Charles Bradley's the only person I've ever believed the words coming out of his mouth

that he was singing this song. We were talking about him the other week. Yep. Yeah, man. He also died. Also died, died right at the same time as Sharon Jones, major hit for Dapton Records. All happened on George Clinton's birthday.

It is upside, it will circle for me, my guys. One keeps to go forever. But George Clinton. 84? Yeah, think about that. Almost 10 years old, the Nazi, and he's still going. He's still on tour. Still singing, he's actually doing great.

Did you see that clip of him recently freestyling? Oh, yes. Yeah, it was George Clinton freestyling. It was really kind of like, whatever you think about it, it was just Oh, yes. Yeah, it was George Clinton freestyling. It was really kind of like, whenever you think about it, it was just nice to see. Yeah. He's got energy. He's never gonna stop, man.

He's going as long as he fucking can. No, and he's just sitting there smoking his blunts, painting his birdhouses, nothing I love, than George Clinton's Instagram presence. Oh, yeah. It's worth it. Just so you know, if you want a good, that's a good follow on it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We still got George Still got George a little bit longer. All right. I got a couple other updates. Well, we talked about him for like 25 minutes That's fine though with that we had to he's our people. He's my everyone loves Ozzy It just makes me sad because it's just another person. We're now the us 40 year olds and all the rest of us in the 40s Are now gonna see all of our favorite people die over the next like 10 years. Yeah, but some bad ones too. Well yeah, but they never die.

Yeah. The bad ones always go for forever. Yeah, fucking Rick Flair is like cancer free. Literally, utterly fine. He was like, you fucking piece of shit. Utterly fine. Everybody else is just spotless. All of the evil is just going to Trump's ankles.

And the rest of it is just, I don't know. I have no fucking idea Couple updates we've got the blonde prostitute attorney general Pam beyond II is deciding to take the Epstein Scandal she's gonna continue the Epstein scandal forward. Okay said that what she's going to do it. I'm glad she's on the case That's finally someone's gonna get into this and what she's going to do. I'm glad she's on the case. Finally, someone's going to get into this. And what she's going to do is see what our favorite booker, Jislaine Maxwell, I'm calling her a booker. She is a booker. Yep.

We're going to say she's going to go ask Jislaine Maxwell. What? She puts the hooker in booker. And so she went and she's going to go talk to Jislaine Maxwell. And she's going gonna clear it all up Don't worry, and I think what's gonna happen is my call. They're gonna go to just Lane Maxwell They're gonna ask alright So who is on the upscene list and she's gonna be like nobody and they're like, thank you and they're gonna release her

So I think that's good. What's gonna happen I think that everyone's here wondering who's all on it and guess what? It's everybody and every single person that is on that list I don't care what party you belong to. I can't wait to see you get tortured to death Kill them all. Yep We could say kill a bunch of pedophiles We can line up a bunch of pedophiles and shoot him in the head, you know, I think that's fine we're not allowed to Do it.

I'll pay for a ticket to see it though. Oh my God. Please. So we'll see how that goes. I'm certain that is going to get nipped in the bud. And so that is, that's the one thing we got. That's one Epstein update. And then this other update.

Oh, this one's, I mean, well, this is all speculated. None of this has actually been confirmed. You know, what's interesting is that we got, I got a little bit of pushback. Some people saying that we thought that our coverage of the passing of Dan Rivera might've been a bit insensitive. But I still think that people just need to understand

that if we're going to help the paranormal community, we need to create more stakes with our deaths within the community because death is the whole point of the community. You travel in the world of selling ghosts. You die mysteriously while on tour with the most famous haunted doll and you think that a haunted podcast shouldn't talk about it? I don't know. Again we do have a lot of sympathy for Dan Rivera's family. Of course, no one wants anyone to die. Well the newest update I believe is they're still saying they believe that he died of natural causes. Yes, of course. I do think it's hilarious that they had to come out and say that Annabelle was not at

the scene of the crime. But this is the problem, is that, okay, where is she then? Where's her alibi? Where the hell is Annabelle? So that's what we were saying before, the last week when we came out, we talked a little about a Vart television pilot, we're back on normal schedule now, but what Eddie and I were talking about a little bit last week

was the fact that, okay, then she must have been in the car. Yeah. Right? She must have been in the... Got mad he left her in there. Yeah, maybe she's in the car, right? But... doesn't seem that way. No, she, um she um guys we want to stop talking about this, but the news keeps developing I wish that we that the Annabelle news would stop. I will say that the news I received today I can't guarantee that it's true, but that's the best

Type really is in the middle of could be entirely made up, could be. How do we feel about the economic times? I think that they're they're poor right now. Yeah. Or is that a magazine? That's a publication. That's my news source. Can you see if the economic times is reputable? Yeah, see what their biases are. They put out an article yesterday saying that Annabelle doll disappears after investigator Touring with it dies suddenly guys Annabelle's missing again, and I'm looking at the Nesper Fucking happen. I'm on the Nesper social media. I'm looking at their Instagram

I'm looking at their Facebook no Word on where Annabelle is but you did notice that Nesper put out a little thing This is after he died right this is a video that they posted this after he had passed it. No right no no no this post July 11th when did he die? I think was he all right. So this is right. So this is right before he died This is the post before this is their last post while Dan Rivera is alive. They posted them fucking straight up taunting Annabelle

Like they dress. Yeah, watch this. All right, Annabelle is like, okay So the only I only can really describe this is there is a lady standing in front of the caged Annabelle like they dress yeah, watch this already Annabelle is like, okay So the only I only can really describe this is there is a lady standing in front of the caged Annabelle While she is she's sitting there obviously seething this woman is dressed as Annabelle in front of her This is to me the equivalent of me dressing up like Harriet Tubman and going to a US Slavery Museum I'm going up them being like oh, you know like doing a whole Harriet Tubman fun character You know better get across the border. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what's my you want to hear my Harriet Tubman? Yeah It's here in here right now. Yeah Hi, I'd like to take you to safety

Hi, my name's Harriet you want to go to Detroit Excellent. All right, you want cover plus these shoes are killing me. Hey, you want some you want to sprite? I'm gonna I'm gonna sprite you wanna you want some peanuts? All right, so let's Let's play this little video She's got one of those ghost boxes, right? Would you rather be out with everybody seeing you? With everyone. And I just felt like I got punched in the back.

You don't look like you got punched in the back. If you could get out of your case, is there something you would like to do? I'd like to run. Did you hear that? Hold. So what we have is Nesper, they are keeping the cave fam. So you have this woman, Drosa's Annabelle, in front of the caged Annabelle. She's saying, I feel like Annabelle just touched me they then asked in the ghost box Annabelle

What would you do if you could get out of this cage and according to the ghost box it said run? Yes, so now like they're doing this already. So they're they've leaned in ahead of us guys. Yes. It's not just us everybody like We don't know what's happening. They still haven't said what Dan Rivera died of I Mean, I think it was a heart attack. They said they're working on it still I think they left it Yeah, I feel like if it's that if they're still working on it there might be some Stuff going on I mean if there's a bunch of holes in his body then you know that's one thing but a heart attack I still think a heart attack is the way a doll murders a man See the way off I was a haunted doll and if I wanted to murder a man

I just lay at the top of the stairs. Oh, yeah, so that we had a pee in the night I could kill him cuz that's how my wife's trying to kill me. What if he's in a ranch style house? Wow Yeah, shoot. Yeah, gotta shoot him in the head execution style. Yeah, you stab stab stab Step step step step step step step step step., go for the throat. That's how I kill. Yeah, no, but I this so Dan Rivera passed away and now we don't know where the doll is. Dolls are gone again. Dolls gone again. Unbelievable. I keep I mean, prove to us that we're wrong. I would love to stop talking about this, but as last podcast on the left, if more Annabelle news keeps coming up, we have to report on it. We are the only people.

There is nothing this is required. We have to talk about Jeffrey Epstein and we have to talk about Annabelle the doll that is fully in our wheelhouse and we're locked in. There's no way to escape it. And just so you know Eddie, the economic times is generally considered and majorly, it's majorly wide red, but it's also it's got a reputation that's nuanced. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Do you want to hear the story about a father and daughter sucking each other off in a garage? Hmm.

Let's go on another one. Let's go into another one. Now, we have this story, yeah, cause this is the problem. This week, we got a bunch of stories, and a lot of them are just extremely sad. Yeah, they're just sad. That's just a story, literally,

that entire story is about an Indiana father and daughter. He's 54, she's 19, he had a bunch of underage people over the house that he was feeding liquor the father and Then him and a bunch of girl I guess a bunch of the underage teens saw him and his daughter having sex with each other and then the daughter straight up just said She's obviously the victim here But literally according to the documents the 19 year old admitted to with her to quote doing stuff together with her father And it's your last name is a pump free. Oh

Wow, hey God, hey, cuz guess what he is doing Giving those pumps for free. We need them Annabelle Listen kill this family kill Listen kill this family kill Man you just picture her hitchhiking some fucking trucker picks her up like where you going little Incestual father My Tyson yes, you go north

Yep, I'm gonna bring I'm gonna bring up. I'm gonna bring up a hail of misery upon his ass I'm gonna go down there my god my eat his children. I'm gonna fuck his father. Can I alright so if this Annabelle stuff proves to be true All right, all right. Let's just like how like it's a demon like it's a demon We get footage of Annabelle running around like Chuck you with a knife as rail Yeah, yeah And we get we get this do we

reconsider the Warren's as Legitimate yeah, I mean unfortunately I think that if if there's a picture like if Annabelle turns into a zazel and conquers the United States of America, I'd give the Warrens another look at. Yes, you're right. Yeah, sure. Yeah, if it's all real. If Annabelle, if she creates real change in this country. I mean, it seems like she's actively trying.

She is. God knows what Dan Rivera, I hope that Dan Rivera is just nice. I just want him to be nice. Why, it doesn't matter what he is anymore. I didn't want Annabelle to have a reason, man. Yeah, well, I mean, the nice guy's at easiest to kill. I guess so.

He seems like he's the nicest. He's moving her, he was the one who moved her. I know into the travel case and back. No, I know It's big rubber gloves What are rubber gloves gonna do against a haunted doll Eddie? I don't what is that? What that makes no sense to me I think that the gloves are dipped in only one unless you're like wearing like a full lead outfit or something I legitimately think they just like dip the gloves in holy water and Then their holy gloves and they can hold on to the doll It's stupid. Yes. Yeah, you're fucking fire. Just move her. I

Just too fucking now honestly not anymore not anymore. That's for fucking certain So as I'm concerned at this point we need to burn her I mean that is the one of the only option I think at this point Annabelle needs to be stopped whenever we believe whether she's politically whether she's got good politics or she's politically neutral I feel like we got to be careful this is I think we're heading into we must do something about the Batman territory like it's getting to a point We're like how far cuz again, you know, we got the Brooklyn Devil the Brooklyn Devil is a listener He's a good for your buddy. Oh, yeah, we should stick the devil on

I mean, I'm afraid that he would not feel like this is a great super villain for him I don't think he deals with this sort of stuff. This easy if he wants to be a real hero I mean, yeah, you deal with the fucking problems you got man You could go in and get Annabelle before she because again right now we're liking the results of Annabelle's freedom But we don't quite know what's gonna happen. She killed Dan Rivera. Well, no, but we're happy in terms of as Tony's bear Tony's spray is super empty. I know I mean, this is great for business This is what I'm saying. It's we are talking about them on a weekly basis now. I think Tony Sparrow might have killed him. Yeah Wow

Interesting that might be slander. It is slander. We can roast you've said that. Yeah, I mean, I don't know I might be slander. I would love for him to defend himself I want someone to go in the devil on the run tour with silence is Deafening this is you know, I always hate when people say like oh they when they just randomly say they you know It's own break silence Tony Sparrow has yet to say anything. Yeah, and I want to know what he thinks There's an official release from Nesbord. What does it say? It says with heavy hearts We share the sudden and heartbreaking loss of our dear friend and colleague Dan Rivera of the New England Society of Psychic Readers Nesbur is devastated by his passing and is still coming to terms with the profound loss

Dan was not only a vital part of our team for over a decade, but also deeply compassionate loyal and dedicated friend US Army veteran. Oh, yeah, it's just like a normal. Yeah, he's a nice guy. Yeah, no, he was great, it seems like. No, it just sounds like maybe they should've had a criminal watch an Annabelle. That's not a bad idea. I feel like that's what they would need next. Or put her in a prison.

We need to get a guy from Death Row. Spring him. His one job is to watch Annabelle. And he makes it to the end of the tour. Oh my god. What if Trump deports Annabelle? Oh my god I mean to be honest the only thing I'd agree with him on But they'd still have to find her yeah to be I think she's a naturalized citizen. I think she is a naturalized I'm pretty sure she was born here. Well. I don't know she could have been made in China I mean if the demon is the demon considered an illegal alien. Oh, well, the demons from hell. So hell is not part of our jurisdiction.

So is most of the administration. Mm hmm. What are in prison? But are in prison. Lock her up. Breaking news golf courses might create Parkinson's. So enjoy that. Yeah. And now we should be parks. Yep. They should be there But now that's where you can you can go to a golf instead of worrying about having a park

It can be cause Parkinson's which means when you go to a golf park you might slip inside of your son. I read that There's a long walk. Yeah, it was if I liked it's a long walk, but it was golfing by the way. Yes But I like this along what those golfing by the way yes No, I am I read that article about the Parkinson's golf. It's very flawed well. Yeah, it's a lot It's very full I mean like first of all though like people who live around or more Live around golf courses are most likely at Alzheimer's like yeah, they're old It's all retirement communities of course the world's more likely to get Alzheimer's Alzheimer's everyone gets mad the way I say Alzheimer's

The old time Timers all right here we go we get some here's a here's a story we can do this story. I like stories Westbury, New York Now this was a man who got pulled into an MRI machine in New York after he walked into the room Wearing a large weight training chain around his neck and he died now Have you seen these weight training chains dude my father used to fucking Well, I was this is why my neck is fat like I thought it was because of burritos and and don't help but um From a young age at 10 my father got this like weightlifting chain and he strapped it to my head

And then he would like take the chain and he'd run it through like 35 pound 45 pound weights And then he'd make me like lift them and drag them around everywhere just to make my neck strong So I didn't snap my neck when I played football. That's actually really good idea. I think it's a really good idea But I don't think it helped me. No, I Think it just ruined the rest of my life Yeah, it didn't seem to really bring you the rest of I think it just ruined the rest of my life. Yeah it didn't seem to really bring you the rest of your uh didn't really help the rest of your football career. Now this MRI death is just like the Final Destination bloodlines. There's a whole thing in Final

Destination bloodlines. Yeah. Of an MRI machine killing somebody which is really fun. This is one of my I'd say it's intrusive thoughts. I didn't, I'm, you know, at the risk of sounding stupid like I always do, I didn't know that there was magnets in MRI machines. Yes, I just don't know why the man thought it would be a good idea to wear his giant weight training. Well he's like me, I wouldn't have known. But why are you wearing it to the doctor's office? He walked into the room.

Yes. While it was going on. Yeah, like why would- When he wasn't supposed to walk into the room. No, of course not, because the giant thing's magnetized. Thought they had a sign up for something? No, but they were like, what are you doing? And then by the time he walked into the room,

the machine was on and then it dragged him across the room and then it pinned him to the machine and choked him to death. He died of a heart attack. Oh, okay. That's what he died of. Is that they had to shut off the machine and then he fell off of it and he died of a heart attack. That's what he died of. Is that they had it shut off the machine and then he fell off of it and he died of a heart attack directly afterwards. And it's like, this is one of those where-

I thought he like got sucked in his head came off. I mean, that would be awesome. But that's not what happened. That'd be a cooler story, sure. But no, that's not what happened. He just got choked by the chain and then he fell off of it and he died of a heart attack. I guess when I first read the story, I thought it was like a cool chain I thought it was like jewelry that he was wearing and then I realized like no, it's like a 30 pound weight

Training chain. Yeah, I was just wearing chains around his neck. Yes, like he was in the ghost of Marley. Yeah Yeah, Marley, Marley, our hearts are painted black. Yeah, like, yeah, was he just trying to, was he trying to get penance for his sins? I think he was just showing that he still works out and he was tough. He's good and yeah, just got released from Prometheus' rock. Yep, I stole fire from the gods and they were sort of punishing me by constantly removing my liver with seagulls over and over and over again But that's why I figured out I've had a real knee problem decided to come in and get my appointment done I just don't understand like I

Guess well in LA The workout flex is legit. Yeah, right the workout of like obviously I've just come from working out, but a West Bear in New York I think they're working out publicly gets you called gay No, they like it. I don't know maybe but regardless This isn't the first New York death of an MRI involving an MRI machine really in 2001 a six-year-old Was killed the Westchester Medical Center when an oxygen tank flew into the chamber drawn by the MRIs 10-ton electromagnet

Yeah, we got squished in their kid got kid got like I think that if he was blowing up they would say it would blue It blew up. No, you know what that sounds like. He was muddled to death Yeah, it's not like he was in the bottom of a mortar and pestle and he was turned into pesto by an oxygen tank. Especially if the kid was Italian. And then they throw a little plug in for, whatchamacallit, for Final Destination strong enough to fling a wheelchair across the room. No, I really think, wow, both of these deaths plugged Final Destination bloodlines in them. both of these deaths plugged Final Destination bloodlines in them. Which I don't know is if a both, I mean this, both news articles mentioned Final Destination bloodlines.

Now I don't know if that's the tie-in that they were looking for. We talked to the producer. I don't think they care at all. No. I think they appreciate it. I honestly think- Every time a plane crashes, like, yeah, people are going to rent the first one. Yes. I honestly think every time a plane crashes like yeah people gonna rent the first one Yes, and they make so much

Hey out of like the Millennials are afraid of the lot loose logs on a truck because of final destinations And they've worked they finalization. I think it's a healthy fear, but they keep working that in but it's still like It is just a like Fear yeah, it very rarely happens. Of course it rarely happens, but so do lots of things that I'm scared of. Like, sadly, Malcolm Jamal Warner, who just died randomly on vacation.

Fucking riptides are terrifying. That's really sad, that whole story's really sad. That's the whole thing of like, that guy was just on vacation, just trying to live a life. He was the coolest motherfucker. Yes, and you can die very easily on vacation. And I feel like that's the one thing I want to always, we almost just on vacation just trying to live a life. He was the coolest motherfucker. Yes, and you can die very easily on vacation. And I feel like that's the one thing I wanna always- We almost died on vacation.

Yep, I wanna always remind our listeners of when we were on a horrible, that hike we took on the side of the fucking volcano. We were walking around the rim of a volcano and I had to walk a plank through the broken part of the rim, it was fucking terrifying. It was the worst shit I've ever done in my life. I never do it again.

I was literally contemplating just going in the fetal position and getting like a $70,000 helicopter home. Yes, it was just the only thing that kept. That's how scared I was. Literally. I was so scared. The only thing that made me go over that plank is knowing that I had to be able to have sex with my wife that weekend.

And I knew that if I laid and gave up, it would not have been a sexy weekend. Yeah, no, I I mean I was ready to fucking not have sex That's for damn sure. I know they were both fucking wonderful. They couldn't care less They couldn't care less that they were fucking dancing at 6,000 feet on a volcano. They feel nothing And I don't know how our ladies don't feel anything. They're so sensitive Otherwise, it's when it comes to actual physical danger. And we realize that, but just remember when you're on vacation, just because you're on vacation, doesn't mean you can do things that you can't do when you're not on vacation.

But I'm not saying that Malcolm Jermall Warner was doing that because he wasn't. He was just swimming. He got caught in a riptide. It's really fucked up. It's just important to remember, the ocean's dangerous. Of course it's dangerous. especially down where you don't belong There's no lifeguards. Don't worry. Bill Cosby said he always stuck by me We don't need it We don't need it back to your hole and he was just like, you know I wish I could find my whole mouth of a bit of a mr. Magoo

I wish I could find my home up to my bit of the mr. Magoo was just Mr. Magoo here to find my way through Helen killer can't find my way tonight. Sorry Let's see I got some stories here I got there's a couple there's a so I got three stories I'm interested in I don't know if we have time for all of them. Let's see first I just think a dog the bounty hunter stepson accidentally kills his step-grandson. I mean, it's just like too much redneck at once Yeah, there's a lot. It's a lot going on They're having a step-grandson and and having them murder each other is like a lot. Yeah, it is a lot You know this guy I mean, he's just trying to give this man some peace. He said you here you have the don't know he doesn't need peace

I mean, he's made a life of no be all right McDonald's manager shoots teens mom in Dispute over trash see I thought I'm glad that you cover that one cuz the other one I was gonna cover if there's McDonald's man An employee who worked for the Sydney Australia McDonald's. Okay. And he had Down syndrome. Okay. And he worked there until he was 50. Great. And they gave him a retirement party. That's nice.

Yeah, and in the very end... But now what is he going to do? Well, apparently one of the big things McDonald's does is that if you retire there and if you work through their, the employees with disabilities, like the special training programs, is that what they'll do is that they'll put you in a wheelchair and they'll cover you in gasoline and set you on fire.

Oh! And that's just kind of a way to- It's a McDonald's guarantee. Yeah, it's just a way, they flame broil you. Yeah, well that's Burger King, please. Sorry. Yeah, no, but McDonald's- It was a whopper of a funeral.

No, he's still alive. All right, so listen to this. This story's in Belleville, Illinois. A McDonald's manager tells his teenage employee, take out the trash. Yeah, and you know, now with the Summers, they don't do anything. And that's what she said.

She said, no, I ain't taking out the trash. Go fuck yourself. Well, and this is a thing. He says, well, if you aren't gonna take out the trash, you're fired. That's your job. Go home. This is the one thing you do, is a McDonald's. Yes.

Do you wanna be on the fryer later or not? Yeah, exactly. You gotta work your way up the fucking chain. You also have to take out trash. It's part of the job So everybody's got to take out trash. It's part. The trash is filled the manager delegates. That's how it is I remember I fired someone cuz they couldn't take out the trash and hooters. I told this guy I'm like, can you take out the trash? He's like, where's it go? I said in the dumpster and he said where's that? I said get out of you Where do dumpsters go so this chick Won't take out the trasher. She gets fired. She goes home

She tells her mom this thing of everybody telling their mother stuff. I've never told my mother anything I've never told her I ever got fired No, imagine telling your mother you got five if I told my mother ever that I'd gotten fired. She'd be like, what'd you do? Yeah, she would never take my employer side, and I was arrested I don't know total of six times in my life. My mother never found out about any of them Yeah, because I went to jail and she didn't find out why the fuck would I tell my mother? What is she gonna do besides make me feel worse? Yeah. I consider it a great, like, how would he say like a triumph of my life

that she never found out about all my arrests? Yeah. I'm very proud of it. Um, but the, uh, so this woman, she's like, you can't fire my daughter. And he's like, yeah, I can. She won't do her job. And she's like, fuck you motherfucker She goes behind the counter starts punching the manager in the face know what the manager does Takes a gun and shoots her see I feel like there's a lot going on here I don't know why the manager was armed at work. I mean you're a big guys for They're not hiring the best. I know but Like most stories right like if we like this guy's tried so hard to not flip out I bet he's an anger management

That lady's intense Okay, I think to be fucked with Kathy blood so fucking shot this woman in the head you got to be careful out there guys Don't fucking fight with these people. I want a question like don't fight McDonald's managers. They know they don't give a fuck. I'd love to know so I mean the lady managers are apparently you're strapped They're strapped a side stories LP o TL at gml.com Where does your employer keep the gun because I'd love to know with like if everybody's got a boss that has a gun floating around I feel like that used to be way more of a thing when I was a younger man That you'd be like like I remember being what some job

I had where the boss was just like hey look at this and he showed the gun in the drawer He's like that's the case anybody wants to fuck with us, and it's just like the video Like why are we killing people like yeah? What's about like what what amount of cash could they possibly get from this place? No, I mean McDonald's. I mean you don't even use the cash anymore. Yeah, I don't even know. It's all kiosk No, it's even there's no track. There's probably is no cash. I will use the kiosk if the kiosk is armed That's what we need is armed kiosk is armed. Ha! That's what we need. Is armed kiosks.

Fucking R2-D2 down there with a little shocker. Yeah. Man, this chick was armed. I've got another story I like. This woman in Key West, you've never been to Key West, have you? No, I've never been. I love Key West. Key West is wonderful.

One thing you should need to know about Key West, before you go to Key West, it's covered in chickens. Yes, chickens, roosters, everywhere. It would totally fuck with you because it didn't go well for you in Ybor. But you couldn't sleep. The roosters are going all day, all night. All night. All day, all night. They don't stop. Roosters, the morning thing is just like a myth. They go all day. And so, but this place,

Key West loves his chickens. The chicken culture, they're everywhere, they're on all the signs and all this stuff. And so this woman, there's a chicken crossing the road, and this woman stops to let the chicken cross the road, and the person behind her starts like honking and honking and honking and honking, and she's like, go, go, go, and she's like, no, I can't go, there's a fucking chicken crossing the road.

This woman swerves around Runs over the chicken. All right kills the chicken in front So the woman who was waiting for the chicken across the road Creep speeds and follows this woman through Key West speeds up next to her and then bear sprays her Teacher a lesson for killing the chicken. Yeah, I mean I could see that yeah, okay, but you know It's unfair. It's still you know it sucks that that person killed the chicken I think if it's sold at stores you don't get bear sprayed for killing it. I think so too. I think it's I We know a lot of people. I know people that have chickens as pets and they like their chick I love chickens and I I say I didn't save but I

There was a bunch of chickens and like chicks in the road in Key West and I kind of like stood there to make sure No cars were coming till they crossed and stuff. That's cute, you know, like I was really worried about this so I know why this happened, but You can't kill the chicken. This woman was definitely wrong. Did she deserve to get bear sprayed? Oh, no, I don't know Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah. Teach her a lesson. You know what it is. But you can't do it. You can't get caught. This is the problem. You gotta have fake license plates if you're gonna bear spray people for killing chickens. I would love to know how long they were waiting. Right? Because. Not long

enough. Well I've been in some scenarios. I'm talking about like. People are so impatient when it comes to driving as they should be Yeah, because guess what you guys all do lollygag. I'm down with lollygags Yes, guess what some of us have places to be we all got places to be middle of the week I got places to be leave earlier and you'll get there on time. No because I can pack Fucking packed everybody's got to drive better. You see the new thing in Florida What they're straight up arresting you for speeding now. If you go over 50 miles an hour, over the speed limit,

they're arresting you. This started a couple weeks ago. I'd like to see what hue you have to be to be arrested, but we will find that out. Some kid was just arrested. Yeah. I mean, they threatened me with their... I went joyriding with a buddy in freshman year year of college where we drift we drove at like 110 miles Riding's when you steal the car and dump it. Yeah, I didn't do that No, we were just driving a car really really really really fast

Yeah, and the guy threatened to arrest us, but this kid was going 155 and a challenger. I say lock his ass up Yeah, I mean he needs to learn a lesson for that because 30 days. He's very lucky You didn't hurt somebody people you can really hurt somebody and if you don't know what you're doing You could very easily lose control of the car and hurt your hurt somebody and kill yourself I think speeding is one of the most selfish things a person could do see I love speeding. I think it's great But I do but I know but I think Well, it's it's how you get places. I'm just saying how you get place Yes, do you want to get to a place or do we all or we all enjoying the 405?

Do we want to arrive at a place or we all just like being in our car? I got a need for speed. I do I can't wait to drive you places. I don't do it your mind I'm gonna punch you to sleep. I'm gonna grab the I will go exactly the speed limit. No hate. I hate you I but this is the thing is that this guy How long were they waiting for the chicken? Right. So if it's, I think if we're hitting 10 minutes. Oh, I guarantee you this was a minute.

I'm just saying how long are we waiting for the chickens? I mean, if it goes over five minutes, you get out of your car and you shoot the chicken. I mean, you got to kick at the chickens and they can go. The chickens don't need to be treated. We don't have to kill the chickens, but they don't have to be treated gently either Yeah I think you can literally go up to the chickens and kind of kick at the chicken until it gets off the street without Killing it and everyone gets to move along All I know is people got to be someplace. Yeah, you can't be a chicken vigilante in Key West. I know that but no also again

That's the part of me that know Then I'm saying is you know what I'll change it only because this is Key West and why are you in a Russian Key West? This is if this is happening take your time if this is happening to do down there in Studio City I'm gonna be like let's hurry this the fuck along these Los Angeles ass chickens should be at Howlin raise Yeah, as far as I'm fucking concerned well I just like we're too big for chickens here in Los Angeles. We can't have chickens here. There are chickens, but like they're in neighborhoods. We gotta eat them.

Yeah. Key West, I can understand why are we in such a rush. Yeah. That's, that I'll understand. This is what I'm just saying. It's, to me it's site specific. Los Angeles, if you're not in a rush, get the fuck out of the city. Yeah.

Get the living fuck out of here. All right, this is not a time, this is a hard working place. I'm not in a rush. Get the fuck out of the city. Yeah. Get the living fuck out of here. Alright, this is not a time, this is a hard working place. I'm not in a rush. Get the living fuck out of here. Alright? Alright, I'll leave. Get out of here! Alright? It's Los Angeles, the fast city.

We gotta fucking move fast, alright? When they go to Atlanta, I understand. They drive 10 miles underneath the speed limit and everyone has guns. So I don't honk my horn in Atlanta, I understand. People got guns here. Don't honk your horn here. They get scared. Oh I honk my fucking horn I'll die. Yeah yeah yeah seems like it. Be careful. You fuck me! You fuck the best! You come for the king! You best not miss! Alright we gotta get you a gun. I gotta fucking... Don't worry I have a little water pistol. Can I... speaking of my love of animals man can I shout out someone real quick? Yeah, Paul Watson

Congrats, buddy. Enter Paul takes him off their most wanted list. What do you do? He is the former founder and Create a head of Sea Shepherd Conservation Society. They're one of the few organizations I donate to at the end of the year for you know for a while now I love this place basically what Sea Shepherd does if you don't know is they go find Whalers out in open waters, and then they like try to like fuck with the whalers Oh, they got like these like fire hoses that like dip into the ocean and suck up ocean water And they just spray people whaling they fucking they always like cut up trolling nets and shit like that. Cool.

And so Japan fucking hit up Interpol and they're like this guy threw bombs at one of our boats. They literally were like throwing explosives like at the boat while they were trying to go whaling and shit. And like they're fucking stopping people from murdering pilot whales. They tried to stop someone just killed a bunch of pilot whales and they were a little too late But they got all the footage of the of the aftermath those pilot wheels fucked up They weren't from Saudi Arabia right where they're coming over here. It's a whales are everywhere. They don't have they don't have a nation Did they get trained in Tampa? No But so this guy actually for the Japan incident back in like 2007 he actually spent Paul spent

some time in a Greenland prison last year for a couple months but now I think in Greenland like it's like a prison there I imagine it's like one of those where you like stay in a house I imagine it's fine yeah I imagine he's just he's just he got it so he got to rest for a little while. But he's off the Interpol list. France said, fuck it, we don't, we're not interested anymore. But Japan still putting out a warrant for his arrest across the world. They say we want them.

And but for trying to fuck with their whaling ships because Japan will not stop whaling. Well, it's because they have, there's a cultural thing. And I also believe they do it in a way, like specifically. They claim it's science, but it's not. Yes. And they literally just love it. It's a part of their life. It's a part of their life.

And I feel like they do it sustainable. I mean, you know, it's a thing. Humans are still technically more important than animals. No. I, you know, that's what I believe. I think someone who kills a bunch of animals is sort of getting shot in the head, too. I agree, but it's still, it's one of those. I don you know I don't think I think someone who kills a bunch of animals is sort of get shot in the head I agree, but it's still feel it's one of those. I don't know I the chicken lady. I think that's proper punishment

No, I get it. I don't like it Eddie. I'm just saying if someone kills 64 pilot whales I hope that Paul Watson kills him. That's why I'm paying him money every year So they like don't they have like isn't the whale like a thing like they they raise the whales they kill or whatever No, they find them out in the ocean. But aren't they like little whales commercial whaling's big over there. Yes Iceland stopped Iceland stop. Yeah, Iceland stopped we stopped Russia still don't know. Well, yeah, but do everything bad But they did but they these guys I guess it's one of those where on one hand I do utterly agree with you But on the other hand it's hard when it's something that's baked into a culture or society

So they have to figure out how to change their society from within we change them once before Oh God Eddie It's not how it works very aggressive Oh god Eddie Not how it works very aggressive today calling a lot of death they call for a lot of death today They're like doubling down. They have a model the mothership. Oh, yeah. No, they don't like whales over there I think they will they use them for what they have it. They do nothing. They kill them. They just kill them There's no use for them. You can't eat them. You can't do nothing. So where do they kill them for? Literally, is it the oil? Because they like doing it, but I think they gotta have like a thing. This is not the 1920s! But you know they got a lot of stuff in there, right? You don't need fucking kerosene from a whale's brain anymore.

I wish, you know, I kind of want to see a jar of it. Why does Japan kill the whales? Thanks, Google. I don't know. Critical divisions, historical context and belief in sustainability of the act Do you know it went there when they got caught killing all the dolphins? They were taking the dolphin meat and serving it to the kids and all the kids got fucking big old heads and got autistic and shit Yes, Japan's fucked up cuz all the mercury in these animals Yeah, I laugh a lot. Whale hunters understandably older people who actively sport.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we don't know why they kill all those whales. Just think they've been doing it. They just like it for some reason. Hey man. I'm not even fighting for them. I don't know. I just, one of those were, I'm not even fighting for him. I don't know. Yeah, I just one of those were I just

me I Think we get caught in a net You got to get out of it. Oh, yeah You know I mean all I know is now I hope this guy finds some whalers and they make some see see shepherds pie with them now I think you're correct and I do think that whales need to arm themselves They can't they have flippers. That's what I got to figure that out. They need some kind of they need some kind of blade gloves That's what they need. Oh man. Look at this. Look at what happened

These fuckers. They're just killing pilot whales. No way he's bad Fucking Cobra blood. I don't like it buddy. I don't know. I mean there's no reason for this I guess they didn't even take the body. I have no idea It looks like hunters in Africa take the taxes or be the animals. They just leave them to sit and rot This just in Ed Larson loves the poachers in Africa. No They're better than the people killing whales in Japan I mean, you know, it's just everybody's got questions a total of 116 pilot whales were driven onto a beach and killed I don't like it 15 pregnant females. Why weren't they in their planes? So 131 individuals

I just didn't understand what they're all doing on land and not in the sky Killed by the Japanese. Well Them and my grandfather. Yeah. All right. Let's look at some listener You don't need to see Shepherd if you can now we have a new st at some listener emails. Don't need to see Shepard if you can. Now we have a new stinger for listener emails I can't wait to hear it. These pieces of shit have to say, do we even have to do anymore? Good for this week. was from Dakota Rolfe Saying like I mean I don't even want a different stinger ever. I hope I don't hear the other ones was awesome Oh, I want to ask any question

Is it illegal for me to just enter into a grocery store in a ghillie suit side store as lpotl at gmail.com? I think you can do whatever you want in a ghillie suit as long as that kill the person Yeah, I sure know if people get all nervous or whatever of course they get nervous Well, it's not illegal though making someone nervous isn't illegal if you have like an assault rifle with you or like a bow and arrow That's fun. Yeah. All right, so let's read this first one. This is Justin This one's gonna be I mean Ed's been angry today, but this is gonna make him extra angry Oh Jesus, come on. Leave me alone already. Dan Marino is a jerk. No what no growing up in South, Florida Shut up and working in service and retail I ran into my fair share of athletes over the years

Most were pleasant and nice. Mm-hmm. I'd say LeBron was the most larger than life when he came into the Whole Foods I worked at and he took time to talk to all of the kids her ran up to him excitedly He needs Whole Foods. He's so big. He can't have part food. Mm-hmm can't have half food One interaction I had though is burned into my mind. I was 18 working at blockbuster best job I've ever had Yes, yeah, it was fairly busy may have been a Thursday night Which is always the one of the busiest nights at a video store. Yeah back in the day I was on a register and line about five to seven people Okay, I didn't see him come in but as I finished checking out a guest I see Dan Marino Walking straight at me must have been like a ray of light on him

He's got a big Dan Marino smile on his face. Yeah, he puts his movies down and he asked how I'm doing. I Just kind of froze. Yeah, like here's this guy I've seen my whole life on TV and I grew up when he was QB for the Dolphins So he was a big deal and he's just Cutting the line. Yeah, I look back at the line. He's getting his movies I look back at the line and I see everybody was looking at him like wow, it's San Marino Yeah, but they weren't they were more like going what the fuck why you cutting us in line? Don't fucking put your thoughts in their heads. You don't know what they were thinking

I look at him and I say I I'm sorry sir, there's a line. He smiled, kind of cocked his head a little to look at me like, don't you recognize me? Yeah. And then he said something like, it's fine, I won't take long. Which cued the line to start grumbling. My manager peeked his head out of his office. Oh my god, that's Dan Marino. I can't believe it, I love this man. I can't believe this piece of shit is fucking keeping me from getting showgirls. I want to masturbate in front of my family. No. Oh, come on guys

Another guest said you're not special another one on the guest line said fucking jet fan He just cut all of us. Yeah, Dan looked pretty indignant and he turned to them. He was like, come on guys My favorite someone yelled from the back. Where's your ring? At that point Dan was not smiling Yeah, my mother my manager just wanted to defuse the situation told him to come around the side and checked him out himself Okay, after that every guest that he cuts and something to tune of who does that guy think he is? He sees Dan Marino. I never saw Dan Marino checking out movies again at my location. Of course not Why would he go back to You treated him like shit!

He was definitely the closest to his house. Alright, this is insane. He cuts line. He's a line cutter. Of course he does. Dan Marino, the way this works, and I'm going to say this now for all the other celebrities that listen to our show, that'll learn from this, is that you can't just walk to the head of the line. You have to act obtuse what is he gonna be a fucking prop for everybody yes is he there to sign autographs all day

that's what celebrities are checking out a movie but the thing is is that what happens is so now you're at the blockbuster right near your home what I would have done if I was Dan Marino's first of all I would know this could be at a hospital he's going to see a make-a-wish kidney when the kid wants to see NFL Rocks Masterblasters for the fucking 10th number one thing I would have done a day as Dan Marino's I would have won a Super Bowl Second thing he tried he tried very hard. He couldn't do it the second thing. I would have that's the Robbie family problem That's Shula's fault. That's everyone not Marino. They didn't ever gave him a proper running back shame shifting around blame Getting thrown back and forth. So, but what I would say is if it was Dan Marino, I'd stand and very obviously be Dan Marino.

He's got a bad ankle. He can't be standing there all the goddamn time. I would stand there until someone recognized me, because that's what would happen, right? I'm sure he was recognized when he came out of his car. But... As soon as the air hit his face, people were just like, Dan Marino, oh my God, birds recognize him. Eddie, all one has to do is to pretend to be humble if he just pretended to be humble fuck is Dan Marino supposed to be humble remember that he didn't win the Super Bowl who cares and then greatest all time It doesn't matter if you don't get the ring nothing matters

You don't make it those lessons you win the ring now Baby, so but he would you do is I'm just giving a lesson fake humility have someone go. Oh my god, Dan Marino He's like yeah, and just like you shouldn't be standing in line. Someone's gonna Skip you ahead. They're gonna skip you ahead But you have to it's like Dan Marino like he has to do we all have to reach for our wallets if we're at the Dinner for Dan Marino, you're the only thing you have to do we all have to reach for our wallets if we're at the dinner for day marina You the only thing you have to do, you know, dan marino is gonna pay But everybody that social contract is you have to reach for your wallet and go Well, you know, you know look at the bill until someone says I got this right? That's how it works

It's the same way for stuff like this any perk is that you're gonna get the perk. You just have to Allow them You're gonna get the perk you just have to allow the perk By taking the perk no the manager came and managed the fucking blockbuster like he was supposed to but damn Moreno decided instead of the because he's a field general, but he's not the blockbuster general And so he comes in there and you can't just skip to the top of the line People have to celebrate you and want you to come to the top of this is why blockbuster closed down Yes, because they don't know how to treat celebrities. They don't come to the top of the line. This is why Blockbuster closed down. Yes. Because they don't know how to treat celebrities. They don't want to treat fucking icons.

It's inconsistent. No, you treat, I learned this a long time ago. If you want cool people to come to your establishment, you got to treat them a little better. But look what happened. Chris Brown shot that guy. Chris Brown? What are you talking about Chris Brown? He led him into a club and he shot himself and that was some shots of man.

Dan Marino never did that. He would have if he could no other dolphins did yes Much worse much much worse Well, I think this kid deserved to get fired from the blockbuster radio He worked out you're not a proper Miami, and you're probably a fucking patriot fan or a Bills fan or something go fuck yourself You know all I know is is that Dan Marino is an asshole. He's a nice guy He's great, man. I can't wait to see him anywhere Just type in the words Dan Marino is an asshole and see what comes up on the internet Of course people think he's an asshole is Dan Marino nice whether Dan Marino is nice is subjective and depends on individual perspective That's right

You fuck you may perceive him as arrogant Alright fuck you man Google AI fuck They said they've big they have he has according to this Google search that I just had Rob do some people have criticized Moreno for being arrogant Why would he not be arrogant? He's beautiful. He's got the best arm in the world who cares. He's got a ring. He's married technically Yeah, anybody can do that. Eli Madden. It's sad Eli manning. Yeah, he's even got more pieces He's got more he's not he got him by accident. He really did he had happy feet Yeah, what he was doing no, he's kind of like views the milk He's the least talented man to ever make so much money and have so much success

He's Eli Manning is not not as good as his brother and he's technically on paper a better quarterback than his brother No, he's not on paper stats was no he's not he won the ring. So did his brother side stories But paid Manning had to try harder Try harder. Yeah! Pain Manning gave his pain that- By the way, I don't, you have no point! You are, I'm never talking sports with you again. Sports stories.

This is fun. I like sports. Dan Marino's a fucking hero. I like men. I'm glad Bach Buster's closed. I hope you're unemployed to this day. Whoever you are, fucking listener. Oh God, here's one more little story.

Treat my people right. Here's one more story. I bet that guy doesn't even like alligators probably not I I got a lot of people reaching out first of all the Epstein the shirts are coming Yeah, we have all you guys want to hear some people's shirt sizes. No, I don't want to do it. Don't do it We'll read everybody read out everybody's addresses that we just received. You want to hear Logan Beards? Come on Logan beard you want to hear Logan Beard's Come on Logan beard you People were ducks in your body But a lot of people said that when we talked about the screw worms last week that they had to shut the show off and they Almost vomited. It's great. It's disgusting. I love it. It's awesome, but I got a great worm story. All right another nurse story

I thought I'd share a worm story that I think you'd love hate. Thank you. As an ICU nurse, I got a patient who was under observation for new seizures without any medical history. You don't see me, you see worms. He was at dad age, well traveled, convinced nothing was wrong with him. I took him for an MRI and what showed up on the screen made everyone gasp in fear and pity. Golf balls. How about that? How about that line? Having an entire nurse staff gasp in fear and pity. That's what I want. You're at the hospital and everyone's like oh god! That's terrible. So bad. Golf ball size tumor in his frontal lobe. Or at least what they thought was a tumor. I like the word lobe. Yep Lisa lobe my favorite lobe. I worked the night shift so we couldn't get a definitive diagnosis yet

And it was so grateful. I wouldn't have to be the one to tell this man that he had cancer I came back the next day and asked the day nurse how he took the news worms She says Well, this well-traveled man loved his raw lamb So did the worms He was walking around with a golf ball sized bundle of worms in his brain Whoa now we know that that actually qualifies him to be the secretary of health and human services because Robert

F Kennedy jr. Also famously is that how we got worms in his brain from eating raw meat just being a big He's just total. Yeah, just total animal, but there's gonna be sugar and Coca-Cola You know I am just it's rough you gotta be careful if you hear things squirming around your brain man Just go to the doctor. That's my thing. And I think that brain worms are bad. I think it's a negative column in your life. I'd put that in the negative column. Man, I know I've told a lot of stories today, but... You did.

My mother worked at a place where they had, like, a whirlpool, you know, for people. And this person came in with a giant foot, you know, like one big foot and one bag foot. And then there was a Band-Aidaid on the foot and then they put them in The whirlpool and they took and the bandaid came off and then a bunch of bugs just came out of the foot And he's like that's my family. It turns out he was um Mr.. Oogie From before Christmas, that's 1970s Elizabeth, New Jersey for you. Yeah me. I mean watch them toes Wow what an incredible day to live knowing that the movie Eddington is out

You're gonna love that movie. It's gonna make you really really upset You're gonna laugh at the fact that Ari Aster turned out an interview with us He listened to our other interviews, and I think that he wasn't ready. Yeah, I think he's very serious. He seems serious He's very very serious, and then it's absolutely fine But it was fun because we were like the we were just gonna yell at him and ask him what's wrong with him Yeah, why are you insane? So he probably made the right choice. Oh sure but Eddington I will say Right now we got to see an early screening of Eddington one of the coolest days of our lives

We got to go to like a little private screening room and see it was awesome. Thank you 824. Thank you. Oh, we love it. We love it. And go see Eddington. It's unbelievable. I want to say it's my number two movie of his. I think a lot of people are really upset by it. Marcus was one. I loved Marcus was so upset. People see this movie and Marcus like was what I love to about Marcus. Not only did he got upset about it, but then he does the thing which I love where he's like it's a bad movie because it made him upset and I was just like No, it just made you really fucking upset. I people always like that like when they're like, oh, you got me so mad It's like yeah, maybe it's good because you're still thinking and talking about he won you over our Ari Aster Does a I mean it truly it takes you right back to the worst part

of my, one of the worst parts of my life. Yes. Summer of 2020, much like everybody else. And it is, no one's going to be happy. No, it was the most upsetting. It was one of the most upsetting films I've ever seen. That's what I love about it. Everybody gets it. Yeah. Not a single person from COVID doesn't get it. That is what I love about it. Everybody gets it. Yeah. Not a single person from COVID doesn't get it. That is what I liked about it is because he took every argument of COVID and then made that person look like an idiot. And made- No matter where you stood on anything.

And made a really good action western. It was an unbelievable film. Great movie. Go check it out. And we have no reason to even plug it. No. But I love it so much. I just want you to go see it because it's so upsetting and I want you to have that Did you like it more than Superman? You know they are literally the polar opposites except for Pedro movies. Oh no Pedro's not a superman isn't fantastic for me Yeah, it's the polar opposite movies. I would say that Superman actually made me want to see comic book movies again Whoa, that's the closest I've ever gotten to actually giving a shit about a superhero.

But I felt the same way, to be honest, I'm just afraid because everyone's going to yell at me because I felt the same way after watching that as I watched The Last Jedi when I watched that. Last Jedi was great. But that was a movie, but everybody hated it because they don't, because people don't like change. And I was like watching a movie and I was like it sounds like they finally made a movie they finally just like

Made a movie. It's a actual Superman movie. It's not I don't feel like I'm being dragged through a field of IP I don't feel like I'm being forced to watch all of this other goddamn horse shit. I could watch the movie I don't have to go and watch your piece of shit television show in order to understand what's happening in the movie I hate that shit that drives me crazy. Don't fucking don't tie me up with all this fucking garbage You know, they really dummy proof it so you don't have to watch everything They but their problem is is that because they dummy proof it the sections that are dummy proofed Make me feel like an idiot But they make me feel like an idiot watching it like Like when you do this thing where you're like,

yeah, I know how I feel. I don't like movies. I don't like superhero movies that make me have to go buy all their dumb shit. I like just like, let me go see a movie, which is what James Gunn is doing, and he's the only person who should be making these big budget movies anymore,

because it seems like he actually cares about the people that are gonna go watch it. And Ryan Coogler. I mean, it's just more the guys that are making these ridiculous superhero movies that are just... I like about half of them, I'd say. Yeah, I mean, I understand that they're like painless and you can kind of just watch them. Like they're great for hospice, they're great for airplanes and stuff like that. It's just one of those where like, I want to see a movie. And that's when it was nice.

Superman kind of felt like Oh, wow, we're doing movies again. Yeah, it was a return to form I love it a lot, but go see editing Eddington They need your love more than Superman Superman's gonna be in the two months Superman's fine. Yeah, go see Eddington Yeah, go see Eddington Ari Aster needs support. He deserves it and God, I can't wait to see how upset it makes you. I read that is the thing I just I want to go see Eddington and like not even watch the screen,

just watch the audience. Yeah, because I... I want to bring like a folding chair and sit where the screen is and look at everybody. It was awesome. It was the four of us. It was Rob, Marcus, Ed, and I in an 824 screening room. They had about five other people in there. We were the only one.

And Eddie and I were Yeah, I was laughing my fucking And and everyone Arias to be hilarious I think he's so I think he's making the best comedies of the last decade and legitimately Bo is afraid and Eddington have more laughs in it than the comedies I have seen the last five years so Eddie does funny Like legit funny. It's just gonna make you upset It's gonna make you very mad go to patreon.com slash last podcast on the left. Give us some money You know what just flap about things that'll make you upset cuz that's what we're good at and go to all the socials LP On the left for all that horse shit and all of our YouTube's go to add LPN TV

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Asheville in a couple weeks, but that's sold out We can't come to that if you don't have tickets already. No, we cannot wait to come and entertain you. I love you guys. I'm mad that I'm not going to get in town to eat some 12 bones. So if anybody wants to bring some to the show for me, I'd really appreciate that. What's 12 bones?

It's the best barbecue in the world, and they sell out at like noon every fucking day in Nashville. That's always the hardest. It's Obama's joint. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, he's so busy. He loves bones.

That's got to be so hard for him to sit in there on that smoker all day He must get so hot especially with those long-sleeve shirts. Oh, yeah Yeah, you know, it's because of all the tattoos. Yeah, cuz you know what the thing about Barack Obama is that I'm really glad he's focusing on things like making movies at Netflix and And food instead of like doing anything. It's why he likes it so much Is this the only barbecue that's brought brings your barbecue to your table by drone? Funny. Thank you.

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