Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Rise of the Frog Army

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest true crime stories including the hunt for the Australian Master of Disguise, Bill Clinton talkin' Area 51, Bloody Chairs on Amazon, TikTok user Thinfrog's massive frog army, a mysterious Hero Hog, and much MORE!

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left side stories. Why don't you just hit that little record button for us? Oh, yeah. Now I'm recording. Then why don't we just why don't you just hit that little record button for us, Mr. Henry? I you know you or it doesn't sound how do I put this is that you your voice is destroyed from Nashville. Yeah, we had such a great time at the Country Jamboree. Thanks everyone. I don't I don't even know what I am right now. My voice sounds so weird. You're so scary right now. You're the opposite of ASMR. I hate this. It's the opposite. Like there's something about this because Jackie and I talk about this all the time because well, Jackie has we both have issues with vocal stamina.

It's true. I don't know where it comes from. Kind of lingers. Yes. That's what it is. I'm getting that I'm getting that good lover cancer one day. Can't wait for it. Like like cancer. Like Michael Douglas. Yes. But Jackie really does have vocal cord issues and what they tell the doctor tells her all the time being like, well, you have to stop pushing that you you you talk too loud. You need to stop. And so the way we're supposed to sound is how we taught is hi. My name is Henry Zabrowski. No, I don't like it. Hi. Hello. I don't like it. No, is this not? No, this is how we're doing the episode today. We're doing today's episode supported by breath. It's the idea what I said before the opposite of ASMR. It just makes you kind of feel nauseous. Not I feel paranoid.

When you talk low and supported like this, it makes me want to run away. I don't feel hard. Like am I supposed to be attracted to you? I don't know. You can be if you want to be. What do you think attracted to my voice? What was the moment in Nashville that you knew you had destroyed your voice? Like when I said when I said paid several. Yeah. Yeah. And then you felt it crack. Yeah. Welcome to side stories, everyone. Ben hanging out with Henry. Truly thank you all so much for coming out to our show in Nashville. It was a dream come true. You can find it at momenthouse.com slash LPOTL or slash last podcast LPOTL. You got it. I got to write the first time and then I got it right wrong the second time just to even things out because we're fair

and we're balanced. We are. We are. But we really are unlike the other channel says that they are. But yeah, we I can't think everybody who came enough and we had to kill it all over that. See you ejaculated in the rhyming. We really did. We really solely did beautiful and sacred performance space and it was really nice that they let us be there. It was fantastic because Fernando got to do the world's first twerk on the rhyming stage and I saw the video and it's very funny. It's like now that Winnie the Pooh is no longer licensed. It's legal for him to do it. What? Because he looked like a little Winnie the Pooh because his butt was like boop boop boop boop. Do you like this, Fernando? Are you happy about this? Do you love that? You like that? That he's a butt?

It's like a little bass bow. It's a twerk. You're just looking at his butt. Stop looking at Fernando's butt. No, he twerks. No, he twerks. So technically it would be inappropriate if I didn't look at his butt because that would be rude. So when one twerks, you look at their tushy and you say, now that is a nice twerk. I'm just seeing our lives fall apart. Like as you say these things. But we actually have some breaking news that I do want to cover real, real quick. Hot off the presses. Hot off the presses. Come and get it. Come and get it. The Hawaiian Master of Disguise. I believe he goes by the name of Tyler Adams. Dude, this story is crazy. This guy is absolutely frightening. You need to look him up. Tyler Adams,

the reason why he was named the Master of Disguise. I believe he will, there's some people say with self-proclaimed and some people say it was by the law enforcement, but it was because he did a string of financial crimes in Hawaii in the early mid-2000s, 2012, 2013. Yes. And also the feds would like to speak with him about the disappearance of his girlfriend. And you know, things aren't going great when the feds are like, we just want to blab. We just want to chit chat about the disappearance of your girlfriend. Also, as a Master of Disguise, he just made himself look like Elon Musk. The thing about it is that part of it is that his most current picture that was taken from a program that he was supposed to be doing in Hawaii, which

was at this correctional facility in Hawaii that he disappeared from in 2019. And if you look at his face, it is swollen and wet and looks like it's covered with Vaseline. He looks like he's one of those. You remember the Duracell commercials with the plastic mask? Oh, of course. Yes. He is very, very frightening. And he is now wanted in the connection of, which is now, it is no longer a missing woman. She was found dead in a trunk in Tijuana, Mexico. Her name was Raquel Sabian. She was a US Navy veteran. She was brutally murdered. And how this whole started basically is that he disappeared from this work facility that he was supposed to be at in 2019. And then, I guess they have pieced together that he was this woman's boyfriend. He is now 50 years old.

She was 40 years old. He really does look like the aforementioned Elon Musk got into a boxing match and he got his freaking ass kicked. He's puffy. He's disgusting. And I just have to wonder when it comes to this work camp, did they just be like, we're leaving the doors open because we trust you. We trust you as prisoners not to escape. And then he was like, I'm the master of disguise. I'll be getting out of here, please. Dude, this is his first escape. We have no fucking clue how treacherous this motherfucker is. This guy is, this guy's, he's ugly and gross. He's also highly, highly dangerous because he disappeared, right? He looks like it. He ended up in Mexico. And how the story played out is that it started with an Amber alert for Raquel's baby Valentina.

They went, this baby went missing and it started as an Amber alert. And then they realized, oh, where the hell is the mother, right? It was issued by her parents. They went looking for the woman. They finally found her, which is very unfortunate. They found the baby. So the baby is now safe. The baby is alive. The baby is alive and baby is safe. But Raquel was found in the trunk of a car and her last known association was with this dude, Tyler Adams. The one thing we do know when someone is found in the trunk of a car, not natural causes. No, no, no, no, no, because it's real hard to get yourself. I mean, actually, it might be not hard to get yourself trapped in a trunk, but like the parking lot would know. Yeah, I just feel like at some point you would kick the lights

out. Get me, get me out of here. Get me out of here. But he tried. So he escaped from this one facility. So they, it was in Mexico. I guess he had built this whole other life. They believe that Valentina, the baby, the seven month year old, might be his daughter. They're not quite certain, but they think it's his daughter. Her parents believe that he definitely wants his daughter, but what the fuck happened, right? So he got out, he escaped from the Oahu Community Correctional Center. He just didn't come back and then he ended up and he ended up in Mexico. And then, so they went, they rounded him up and the federalists went and got Tyler Adams. And then apparently he was not agreeable. Oh, he wasn't. No, he was not very cooperative. No, no, no, no. What a, what a shocker.

What a shocker. He was very, he was non cooperative. And so they were supposed to transfer him to the U.S. Border Patrol somehow. Well, we know. In the transfer. Somehow. I don't know how. Okay. Little greasing of the wheels, a little money exchanging hands. Dare you accuse the federalists of Mexico of being corrupt? I know. I don't want to step on a line here, but I did watch the El Chapo documentary and it seems pretty easy to just, here's 50. And then they say, bye, bye. They say, we're going to go look over here. You run over there and then we'll, where'd you go? There's many people. I believe, I forgot what story. I believe when we were doing the story about the cult, the narco, the narco satanic cult down in Mexico, they talk about how

like you are much better off dealing with local police because soon as you are in the hands of the federales, it is, it is a corrupt labyrinth of, and you better have cash or no way to get out because you, you will be fucked. They are not a friendly bunch and they are highly, highly corrupt. But yes, he used that to his ability to use that somehow and he fucking got out of it. So now he's on the loose and we don't know where he is, but here's just a list of some of his aliases. Yes. And again, before Henry gets into this list, don't be worried if it goes on forever, because there are over a dozen, which I'm going to say this, Henry, how hard is that? It's incredibly difficult. My name is Tom Banks. Oh no, god damn it. Today I'm Stephanie Holmes.

Ah, fuck. No, I just watched a last night, Joe Bob Briggs for the last drive-in on Shudder. He this week for Father's Day, he had the stepfather was one of my favorites. But they have that scene at the very end where he's just like, he's supposed to call in because like the wife finds out that he's quit his job for three days because he's about to transition to a new personality and he's already built up this new person that he's going to be. And at some point he's like, yeah, you know how it is being a Hodgkins is difficult. She's like, your last name's Baxter. And then you see him be like, well, we're going to have to do something about that, honey. No. But here are just some Tyler Adams known aliases. He's out there,

fucking take a look for him. So Aaron Lee Bain, Aaron Lee, Aaron Lee, Bryce Johnson, David Smith, Dominic Braun, Kenneth Schoolcraft. That's a good one. Well, that's just Kennedy's fate. Yeah, he definitely put that one together very impromptu. Matthew Koshani, Paul Wilson Phipps, Paul Wilson Philps. Okay, I'm not going to give him, I'm not giving him all these ones that are similar to each other. The first three are one. No, it's how you change your password when you don't remember it and you have to change it again. Yeah, exclamation mark, exclamation mark. I just feel like the first three are a little bit cheap. I don't think he really overthought it. I think he understunk it. And I do believe the other ones, also the Philip

ones, those go together. So I'm sorry, buddy. Master of disguise, master of many aliases. It seems like you got some copycats in there. But apparently the last one he went under was Aaron Bain, which is actually, if you look at his face, he looks like an Aaron Bain. This guy's the fucking scariest fuck. But yes, whatever he is, wherever he is, he is going to be looking very different, whatever, because he uses wigs, mustaches. This is true. He actually would go and steal. He was using his parents' identities for a while, which is kind of how it all started, is he uses his family identities. But now he's blown into it. But if you look at, he has been slowly morphing his face. It's so scary. It's such a fucking guy.

It's such a trip. So when he moved to Hawaii in 2007, he had multiple fake identities as well, including Kevin Kennedy, Lance Irwin, Michael Whitman. And then he also set up fake businesses and he began cashing huge fake checks into banks. That's what he got caught for. That was the master of disguise. Why he got the moniker was because he was doing the creative company and then write fake checks for the company. All sorts of weird fucking check fraud. He defrauded them of more than $120,000 or $120,000. And then he stole $5,000 diamond rings from Costco. Isn't that funny? So this is also where it's like, this is why it's hard to give these monikers my master of disguise. Because again, what he did with it was go to Costco.

Which you can get some pretty good rings at Costco. I'm not just saying it's not, it's not exactly like the movies. That's all I'm saying. See, it's, I think it's kind of the opposite is what he understood was that he's a Costco jewel thief. You know what I mean? He's not going to get into Sotheby's. Like he's not putting together the dream heist team. He knows he can steal from Costco and just write checks. And again, I don't necessarily think it's that big of a crime to steal from a bank because it's all in shirt. But also they, it's about the murder now, I think is the real thing that takes over all the other things before. And it was the drastic changes of his appearance.

He's obviously a troubled individual. He really is. He's an actor, all the worlds of stage for this man. And certainly it's a crime thriller. So he has been in the news also for a long time. Long time. So the San Diego reader back in 2012 had Adams admitting to 48 felony counts. So this dude has like, he's a career criminal. I'm going to say because we know all about him and because we have had articles written about him forever, I don't think he's very good. I know. That's what's funny about career criminals is that they are spent most of the time getting caught. Because that's how you become one sort of is because then you go to career masters get your masters of course, because then you go there and you learn all that. That's how you learn the

next level of crimes to be bad at. And it seems to be the essential flaw that a lot of these guys have is that there has to be something to being a sociopath. Because your lack of empathy eventually fucks you up. Because what it does is that it does not allow you to see from other people's perspective. So you can't really, I think that's the thing is that a sociopath needs to find somebody like maybe sort of like a Walter White style where if you really want to be a proper career criminal, you also need somebody with like terminal cancer who is not a sociopath that can help you think outside the box about how other people react to situations. Because that's the thing is that you have to figure out like how other people view this whole scenario and am I

just operating in plain sight because I can't see this block in front of me because I don't have the facility. Absolutely. You need your Scotty Pippen to your Michael Jordan. You need someone who has a little bit more emotion perhaps, even though Michael Jordan is the reason Scotty Pippen has all of those rings so I don't know why Scotty Pippen is complaining so much. I don't know why he's complaining so much. He's incredibly lucky and he also worked very hard. He's very talented. He did. He did. All right. So if you run into a man that looks like he just got out of a boxing fight but he didn't and it looks like he's like full of a whole bunch of different faces and then he can't remember all of his names and then he's like they just had me just be like where's the girl

you know but thank god the baby's alive but it does seem like his girlfriend well he's a girlfriend instead. It's very sad but you know do just be on the lookout for that scary guy because honestly by the time you meet him it probably you're probably too late for you. It's probably too late. Also just Henry just very quickly here. Bill Clinton did say he had someone investigate Area 51 and they did say the aliens are mamas. Well they'll say anything. They said anything to shut him up. They really wanted to be over. It's like they wanted that afternoon to be over because they know that they can't even tell him what goes on and all of the covert ops because they don't have access to it. The Secret Service doesn't have access to it. Every time I send you a story I think

you're going to like you just end up not liking it. Well you know I don't mean to be a grudge. I don't mean to be a grudge but you know what you know what it is is that I still feel like we're at a point we're still like reducing the phenomenon down to something that it's not like we're still wanting this to be a UFOs like visiting us from another physical part of the planet and I think I just think it's a lot more complicated than that. We've talked about it endlessly and I think that the idea of them having something in the you know some dull like at Dulles Air Force Base or something like that where they have a craft which I do actually I think that we probably do the president just just not going to know the president there's no way they're going to let

him know because now it's been taken over by private contractors. They won't let him know. All right. Or her no. You're so brave. Yeah. Count for Ivanka. Will. Yeah. Really rooting for her. Yeah. Speaking of Ivanka Trump the black death they've actually found a way they think they found that the evidence that shows that we already knew it. But we know we know. We already knew it. This is what I'm saying. It's the same thing with the Bill Clinton news. Technically he told that story on fucking Kimmel. He told it. He told it on Gordon and now James Gordon. So you're bringing me. You thought the way to to reach me was to bring James Gordon coverage. I would be excited about that fat talentless piece of shit. He has a Tony. What he has some Italian guy who

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save up to 60% off your subscription when you go to babbel.com slash left. That is B-A-B-B-E-L dot com slash L-E-F-T for up to 60% off your subscription, Babbel. Language for life. All right. Well, let's talk about deliveries. Amazon, you love it. We use it all the time, and we don't. I try not to. But anyway, somebody ordered... Well, yeah, you lied them. You did lie. I use it if I have. I have to have a turnaround, but I've been trying to avoid it. For books, I go through the bookstore itself. So congratulate me. Congratulations. Thank you. So somebody ordered a chair from Amazon because they're like, my ass. This woman ordered a chair. She's like, my ass. She's a chair from Amazon.

But then when the chair showed up, it was interesting because it wasn't just a chair. There was also a vial of blood in there. And it does make you wonder, like, what's going on at Amazon? Why is there a bunch of vials of blood when you order a chair? But it also is a kind of a fun little gift because you never know what you can do with blood, stage a crime, get away with murder. There's a lot of stuff you could do. Put it in your side of your own body. Maybe it'll make you a different person. So I think in many ways this woman should be happy. Her name is Jen Begakus. She ordered a leather chair from Amazon, only the finest. And then she found what she says was unsettling. Well, this is weird because it says that like,

because Amazon is now saying that it was supposed to be a vial of dye that you use on the chairs to make them look new. Amazon's just using their employees' blood to clean up any blemishes on the chairs. It doesn't make any sense. She went to Twitter like all basic folks do when they say, this is something unique. She says, all things must grind you a hop. And then tweet. She said, if I told you the leather chair I ordered from Amazon was packaged with a blood collection tube that is full, would you believe me? Because I'm at a loss for words. But she's not because she just tweeted that. She tweeted it out. Has anyone ever been at a loss for words? No. Like truly. Because everyone says I'm in a loss for words and they just talk and talk and talk.

They keep talking. Most of the time they've said a lot of things up until that point and afterwards. But no, this is my thing is that did we know if it's blood? Did we know that blood was inside it? We video posted a line. We could see the vial in it and it says that it does appear to be indeed full of blood. And then I just don't know, did she open it and taste it like they do in law and order, SVU and stuff like that? Did she do it like that split? Turns out I'm so sorry. That was 100% fentanyl. If you're a detective right now and you are going out there and you are trying to test all of these different vials of cocaine, you do have to bring your cracker with you to make sure it's not fentanyl because we can't lose another detective. You fucking better

on yes. Yes. And I'm saying to everybody that is actually a word. I actually just had this happen to friends. They went out and they bought a bunch of Molly. They thought it was going to be fun and one of them thankfully brought a fucking shrimp. Oh my God. Did they have fentanyl? Yeah. It all was laced with fentanyl. Oh, Lordy. Don't fucking do it anymore. Just don't do it anymore. Seriously. Adderall is fine. Just drink a Red Bull. Red Bull is fine. Sativa joints. He mushrooms. Anyway, so the woman goes on Jim McGiggagus. She says, I'm terrified as I am confused. But I actually am totally flipping this. If I got a vial of blood, I think I just throw it away or like, look at it. I don't go to Twitter. I don't think I would really care. Well, no, maybe

that's just me. I would just kind of keep this to, but it is blood. It's all about if it is blood. What is it? Because she's also saying apparently there were smudges of red with the, she's saying bloody fingerprints on the parcel. But she says she's mostly afraid. She's from Manchester. She was really afraid because her husband was actually currently undergoing chemotherapy for a rare spine condition. So she was a little bit scared. But apparently the box had red smears on it. And I'm trying to see if they actually tested it. And that's what it's like. Normally the, what's its putts? One of the representative of the post office says, we would not accept the parcel covered in blood normally. But they said, they mainly blamed it on COVID-19. They said they

wouldn't take a parcel covered in blood due to the coronavirus concerns. Well, you're the male. You have to, you do have to take things covered in blood. You're still the male. I just feel like you shouldn't take it at any time. I feel like if a parcel comes covered in blood, it should be maybe sent up the pipe or maybe somebody should come up. I think you're entirely wrong. You think that the post office should willingly put, this is, you really do rain, sleet, snow, covered in blood, no, that's for the postal worker. If the postal workers covered with blood needs to keep doing the job. Yes, I'm talking about the box, but I'm saying if the box arrives before it ends into the postal workers fear what I didn't see anything. I didn't

see anything. See how easy that it is to do? Well, yeah, you're just being a good American and a responsible American, allowing the male to flow. But everybody else says they should have had it there and be like, Hey, at least be like, you got some, just some kind of jam on this, like at least ask a question before just been like, yeah, scan it, put it into the pile. I don't know. I just feel like that's a little bit out of their range of duty. I mean, you know, they're just there to deliver the package, the package is the package. And I think they need to be completely neutral like a priest. Well, don't worry, Amazon is launching an investigation. So fantastic. And so we're going, they're really going to get to the bottom of it. They're going

to throw about five people on a 20 hour shift at it and let them each one hold the bottle for the other one as they piss while they investigate it as they go through. And honestly, that's a guarantee from Amazon. That's an Amazon guarantee. Shake it up a little bit. What do you got in there? All right, well, let's move on. Henry, I know you really wanted to talk about this because it's ecology related. You know, I love ecology. As soon as we start talking about anything that isn't blood or murder, you know, we just get everything right. And everybody loves our cakes on it. They love it. Like they're not triggered. It doesn't make them like, I went to school for 10 years as an, as you become an ecologist and you guys just spread

so much misinformation and you guys laughed about it. We're like, we're comedians in many ways. We're comedians. I don't know. I mean, I take that. I plead the ninth being a comedian. TikTok's a strange thing. And you sent this my way. So apparently a dude on TikTok has a frog army now and it is 1.4 million frogs long. Also, isn't Marcus very scared of frogs? No, he just hit me this way. He just clarified again, because we did the love land frog man for the Nashville bit, right? We covered the love land frog man, which you're going to be doing. Thanks to Kelly. You also helped me with the research on that. Yeah, thank you. Um, but yeah, he then said no toads. He's scared of toads, but I don't really see the difference.

I don't get involved in that world. I'm not going to get involved with him. I'm not going to. He's some form of, he's a frog hater in name only. So I think it's, he's a final. But this, I have no clue. I don't know because he, he says there's a big difference and I don't know, but this is frogs. Now this is, uh, what's happens, you know, because I remember when I first heard about the internet, right? When all that stuff, first of all, like it was awesome. First thing I did was looked up nude pictures of Psylocke, the X-Men character. Um, and I got him. I don't know who that is. Okay. It was you. You look it up. You'll love her. Fantastic. Um, you'll love her. I can't wait. And then, you know, I played games, you know, did like various things, pretend to be

a Nigerian prince. I did a lot of stuff in the early days. It was fun. Okay, sure. But there's just something about how now I want to know what the term is to be hypnotized by several videos. There has to be a separate, maybe like a German word for this concept of you could be a completely normal person on day one. And then all of a sudden by day 31, you've watched several YouTube videos or TikTok memes or TikTok trends. And now you're completely different. And I don't know what that is. It's a poop-a-fral. Poop-a-fral. Poop-a-fral. Sometimes I feel that, I sometimes call that internet poisoning. Like when someone just doesn't understand that the algorithm is creating something specifically for you. And then we've been talking about that on top end as well. And also I had a

friend, we're kind of a comedic comedy acquaintance from back in the day and went to his Twitter recently. And I don't know what happened to people. We lost our fucking minds. We have several friends that we just lost to being absolute crazy people. I don't know why. In the middle of, and I understand because well, the last two years have been very psychically hard on a lot of people. So I think that's got a lot to do with it. It's made you vulnerable and you don't know what to do. So you lose your mind. We stayed normal somehow. And you know what I actually think saved us? Tincture. Oh, okay. Oh, we can say friendship. I was going to say me. Oh, no, no, never. No, no, never, no, no. We're actively fighting. We're just active. Both of us are almost going insane.

24 seven. I really think the tincture is what brought us back in 2020. Well, I can't do tincture anymore because- No, no, we're done. It served its purpose. Yeah, because I didn't realize how strong it was. It's too strong. Because they also made it taste so good. And I told you that story about how I slammed all the Trimetic. And it was a very similar story. I mean, I'm 40. But it was similar because I like, I just like the taste of it. But then it's just a lot of THC. Yeah, it's a lot of fucking THC. And I remember when I was watching waves of energy shoot off of a strawberry as it was going into my mouth. And I was just like, we are together and we missed this strawberry. You and me are going to be one together. That's how I knew we have to stop the

tincture. But I actually think it helps us. Well, in a way, you do sit there like a doctor cat's cartoon where you're not moving at all, but you're still like- The outlines of me. It's like crazy. Are shifting. Yes. But there's something about these trends. Right. That caused us to do massive damage to Sidi. And I don't know how it happened so fast. So this is a TikTok user. His name is ThinFrog. And I guess there's this trend to build a frog army in his back garden. So he went- Now, was this a trend or was this this man's desire? I think it was just this guy. Well, there's apparently several of these now. Is that right? There's several of these people doing this thing where he says that he said he quote unquote rescued 1.4 million tadpoles

pond in his local area. And then he had, he housed them in a paddling pool. Again, sort of thinking that he's saving the planet. He's completely incorrect. You're just a person. You're not a scientist. You don't, you're not a biologist. But hear me out. If he was like that character from Suicide Squad, who I always forget the name of that can control the rats, rat catcher, I think it's called rat catcher. But what if he, see, that's the thing in, okay, in Fantasyland, if it was all cartoons and you get dressed by little mice in the morning and they sing to you and the birds are like, how are you? Good morning. Then he can control all the frogs because they're like daddy, daddy. And then go kill Kenny. You're talking about unmedicated bipolar slash schizophrenia.

Oh, yeah, the frog. But if he did have control over the frogs, I see where he's going with it. But I just feel like again, he doesn't. He's a villain then. He's, we're seeing. No, he could be a hero. He could be a hero. For what? Big for a bit. Well, you tell me if he goes, if he goes to the Bilderberg group and he sends 1.4 million frogs through the vents and everyone's like, ribbit, ribbit. And then they just attack everyone that's horrible. If I see Trump and Cheney and Clint all in handcuffs surrounded by 2 million frogs, I just feel like, yes, they've done it. There you go. Frog army. Frog army. But so this thing, he built this, and he thinks it's good. And his first thing, he bemoaned it. He's like, oh, this is my biggest, this is the biggest frog

army ever, everybody. But I kind of regret this now because nobody can go in the garden. And then if you take a look at the nightmare that is his garden, which is growing with frogs. You're like, okay, yeah, it's cute or whatever. The cashback frog army. I don't think it's cute. But I'm saying like, that's kind of why people are in it. But they're all saying, these biologists are coming forward and being like, this is really, really bad. They are going to destroy the entire ecosystem of this area. They are going to, because he's joking about how he's like, oh, the best part is these, these frogs, there's not enough room in my own backyard. So they're starting to spread to others. And it caused his neighbor to leave. His neighbor

moved out. Oh no, his neighbor should be, his neighbor should legally be allowed to shoot him. It should be like this point. This is ridiculous. Well, the interesting thing about the video, so it starts with him and I didn't quite realize. So it's, oh, 1.4 tadpoles. That must have been so difficult to get. You just grab him with your freaking hand. Well, they're all the size of a little spunk. Yeah. And you just grab him with your hand. So he didn't even do that much work. I could not imagine like, Hey, Larry, what you doing over there today? Oh, he's got my 1.4 million tadpoles I'm ready to unleash on the neighborhood. Cool dude. And I just call the zoo. I feel like a man is building a potential, like he's building a frog blitzkrieg. Like there is a world of,

but everyone's saying like they have to stop doing because it's destroying, it's destroying the whole thing. And then like, well, according to a cultural researcher, if you ever hear the term cultural researcher, it is a, it is a dumb, talentless person on an internet forum. But this person says, they think that the frog army thrives in the absurdity limbo. So irresponsible that it has to be fake, but so dumb that it can be real. No, the frogs don't fucking know. They just wish that they were back in the pond because now they're in this asshole's backyard. You're just all, these types of people, thin frog is living in a bubble of reality. Back in the day, Robert Anton Wilson would call it a reality tunnel. Like where he thinks that he's the,

I guess I would now, I guess the term is main character syndrome, this idea that everyone's going to be so excited for what he's done. Meanwhile, like he's just going to destroy his entire neighborhood for TikTok views that are also not monetized. It's not like you make any money off of it either. Like there's no, there's no plus. There's no, there's nothing there. There's like, you just get the recognition, you get fake internet points. It's exceptionally shallow. He's amassed nearly 2 million views, which again, it's not even that much. I mean, Kim Kardashian shows her fricking nipple. She's going to get 50 million. So it really doesn't matter. But yeah, every single ecologist seems to say this is massively irresponsible. And it

looks like it's going to end absolutely horribly because I think they're just going to end up having to kill all of these frogs. Yeah, dude, they're going to have to come in and poison all of those fucking frogs because when it comes down to it, where are they going to go, bro? They're just sitting there. They're fucking everything up. And these poor frogs have no clue they could all need to be turned into protein smoothies. He should be forced, he should be forced to eat these frogs because that's the only thing that's going to give their life any meaning. Remember head frog legs? No, man. We dissected a frog when I was in freshman year of high school and I still get nauseous. The smell of formaldehyde and I just like, you're not going to be eating formaldehyde

dipped. No, but I just don't like to eat amphibians. I don't like amphibians. They're, well, they're not great, but I do like frog legs of all of them. I like it better than Gator. I definitely don't like turtle. I've had turtles really gross. I don't like snails. I've had snails. They're kind of weird, but a frog's legs really close to a chicken wing. Well, then just eat a chicken wing. I mean, yeah, I mean, but if you're going to buy you, you have yourself a little bit of frog leg, man. According to the aforementioned cultural researcher, Matt Klein, a.k.a. Uber dipshit, he goes on to say, but in a moment of recognizing that we, oh my God, I hate this man so much. He goes on. He says, what's also unique about this story is that it's evolving, open-ended.

We're waiting for the next development of this story arc. We can't help but subscribe for an update. It's like, yeah, you can. And he says, but in a moment of recognizing that we all share one failing environment, the amphibian anarchy hits a bit closer to home. All are invited to participate. It impacts all of us. No, yeah, man. In a bad way. What is he even talking about? This is the problem. So we've equated just general impact with what we want when we don't really understand that just having just an impact, a neutral impact can swing both ways. It can also just fuck everything up. Oh my Lord. Anyway, thank you, Tic-Tac. That's so nice. Thank you, Tic-Tac. In China, with their TikTok algorithm, their algorithm encourages good behavior. So their

TikTok reward system is totally flipped. Oh, yeah, I know. I've heard all of this stuff. Or the UK, rather. We like it anyway. But guess what, man? It doesn't even matter, because the United States, we wouldn't even be into it being positive anyway. It can only be negative. That's how all of the algorithms have decided to have been designed in America, specifically, is to work on our negativity. Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess the one thing about it, I guess, is it's bringing people together over the frog. But again, their man doesn't have an influence over the frog. In the wrong way, possible. Okay. Well, anyway, moving on. Sorry, yeah. Honestly, this is grandpa corner, because now, in order to do penance, because we work on

the internet, kissle, do a TikTok dance. You're going to have to do some time. They can't hear it online. Look, right. Try it. Look at me. You can't hear it. You can't see it. I'm a little teapot. Look at that. See, hashtag teapot nation. Look at us. Teapot nation. Hashtag teapot nation. Oh, hey, what's up, everyone? How you doing? Ben kissle here with Henry Zabrowski. Yeah, it's me, man. Yeah, bro. Henry Zabrowski is smoking some of that sweet last podcast on the left, babe. Go out there and purchase yourself some. I hope you enjoy it. We have sativa, we have indica, and we have a hybrid. And I have to tell you, for my personal experience, they are wonderful. Super tasty live resin. You really get the delicious, weedy taste,

which is what I like. And three different experiences. You go to your local vape store and get it. Absolutely. Thank you all so much for supporting the show. We absolutely love you. Can't wait to see on the road and get that vape, put it in your brain and have a good time. And if you want to set your favorite weed store, give them a call and ask for them by name. Last podcast on the left. It's weed. Hail yourselves, everyone. Hail Satan. A man was suspected of dismembering in his missing California woman. He also Googled how to be a serial killer. He remains at large. His name is Felicia Johnson, rather was the victim. This is a beautiful woman. This man murdered her. And then he Googled again, how to become a serial killer. His name is

Chuck Wabuku Noboto. Nailed it. He's 28. He's on the run and he faces charges of murdering and tampering with evidence. So there you go. The main thing I'll tell you right here, um, something like that, those kind of questions. You're going to want to bang it. You know, like, that's what I think is that really comes out like, you're going to want to give it a bang there. Because do you have it? Do you have to Google how to become a serial killer? There's thousands of documentaries. I mean, also, like, it's pretty A to B. You just kill multiple people. Yeah. Yeah. That's really it. That's really what it comes down to. It's, uh, yeah, I think that, uh, he did this too for his own psychological

game. I don't think that he's a bright man. No. Um, can I imagine that he's going to get caught pretty swiftly? I think that he's the type of person that will, because you're doing stuff like that, you think it's funny or you think it's, uh, some kind of game or, or you again, you're just so far up your own ass because you're more on slash associate about that. You can't understand that they would immediately look it up on your computer. Well, speaking, speaking of social media, they first made contact on Snapchat. And the reason that the woman was in the area was because she was applying for a job at a local strip club in Houston, which I'm sure are fantastic. Oh yeah. So she's trying to do the Lord's work and this man, uh, he completely, uh,

destroyed all of what could have been. Um, so, um, he agreed to pay her $500 for an in-person meeting. Be very careful. Also some self-respect. $500. It's too little. It's too little. You know what's funny? Cause we've said, you could say this too. It was like a lot of things, especially for sex workers up the price, up the price, change your clientele. They'll pay you the money. They'll pay you the money. And honestly, you know, if I can keep the riffraff out of there. So this fucking lunatic, he is so stupid. And again, this is like Israel keys level stupid. He was seen purchasing a saw, trash bags, this is how yeah, yeah. He's just operating a plane. So he's a moron. He's doing this as a, like an extended exercise. Latex gloves, a kitchen knife, and a fucking shovel.

I really feel like if you don't have a kitchen knife and a shovel, you can't even be a serial killer. Like obviously you have to fucking like, you buy those over time. You got to spread that out over a couple of years. Also at what point, I know you buy a lot of stuff at maybe the four mentioned Costco, but like if you are a clerk and you're just like latex gloves, a shovel, a knife, trash bags, towels, a saw and a flashlight. Sure. What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? Like, you know, I actually side stories LPOTL and GML.com. I actually have always had that question because I remember used to like, when we used to do our live sketch shows for murder fest, yeah, the, the, what we'd have to shop for was always like, unloomed condoms, peanut butter,

you know, like all this stuff. Like I love to know, we're just in a sketch group. We're a sketch group. You know how many times like I went through fucking TSA and they opened up my bag and it was just like two dildos and like all this fucking shit and have to be like, I'm a traveling performer. But yes, email us. Have you ever had one of those, like someone bought a bunch of shit where you're like, what in the fuck? What you guys up to tonight? What you guys up to tonight? Yes. He also, so this dipshit also, he obviously, he took pictures of the dead bodies. He also Googled, how does one plan a murder without getting caught? Yeah. Number one, you don't Google that. That's number one. Again, give it a B. They actually could really use the

traffic. First of all, they definitely could use the traffic. And then, but he may also, this man may actually be a serial killer. Well, it's kind of broad here, but investigators say they found photos of a dismembered woman and three other dead bodies. I think that he's, yeah, he, I mean, that could be very well, that could definitely be true. Who fucking knows? Because it just sounds like he is, yes, everybody be careful. And it just, you got to vet these guys. And I'm not putting it on you, but unfortunately, that's just how it is. You can't stop all of these horrible reprobates from existing. So you have to protect yourself. And, and he, yeah, he might be out there. He might be active, but I do think that because now they're, they're on it. I have a feeling that

he will be quickly caught if he doesn't commit suicide. Whoa, we have a prediction. All right, everyone, let's do hero of the week. This TikToker created a massive frog army. I'm just joking. No, wouldn't that be funny? This TikToker created a massive frog army. And isn't it funny? We just put like the job, we put that fucking, what's his name? Good news theme song underneath that we just do the same exact story. I'm going to go with this laboratory retriever that was trained to sniff out electronics, but actually found evidence in a pedophilia case. So his name is Hidu and he's super cute. And he's a black lab and he was sniffing around. And according to the police in Mexico city, there was a pedophile hiding out. Now, according to the socio press,

free a girl, the Netherlands based group fighting human trafficking recently warned the US based operations underground railroad are that a Dutch man who openly supported sexual activity with children had fled to Mexico city. So that's disgusting. So then Hidu, a dog trained by Jordan detective K9 Academy to sniff out memory devices, join the forces. And because of that, he was able to sniff out this person's memory device. According to Matt Osborne, ours director, they're good people. He says, we were able to confirm he was in Mexico and then just they were talking to him in different chat rooms. And then he said, he said, Hey, I'm really kind of a dangerous rundown area here. And I don't want to give

you my address. I don't want you guys to come see me, but you can come meet me at a gas station. So he wanted to have sex with a child of the gas station. I don't like that though. I feel like you shouldn't do that. You got to go to where like you went to Lego land to go hang out with Lego people, adults, Legos, of course, one of the older companies out there. So the black Labrador, Labrador, he's trained to sniff out tri, tri a foot. He's trained to sniff out triphenol of phosphine oxide or TPPO, which is so much easier. A chemical used to coat electronic devices like it. But then what if they just find again, what if I'm bringing it all my archives of my sketch comedy everywhere and hopes that like,

that'll be okay. Cause then they'll just say, Doug, that was a pretty funny sketch. Get out of here, funny man. Yeah. But then all the hours I've spent being grilled, being called the pedophile over and over again. And I'm just going to be like, I just wanted to make it, sir. I just am trying to get to the Hollywood, sir. Well, either way, the dog sniffed out a couple of hard to find hard drives in a few places in the apartment that humans couldn't find, but the dog did. So anyway, he's a freaking hero and he's a little black lab and he's super cute. And that pedophile has now been busted. Thank God, because it's disgusting. And obviously, that man needs to no longer be on the streets. As a matter of fact, he needs to go be murdered

by the frog army. If you put a corpse in there, how long would it take? How long do you think you would take a frog army to? Cause they're not rats. They like, no, and I don't know if they eat flesh like that, but side stories help POTL and GML.com. How long would it take 1.4 million frogs to consume a corpse? Because I'd love to know. I would love to know. But again, frog army, pedophile, hunter is incredible. That's good. That's incredible. Yes. Use again, if you use the frog army for something we don't get behind, and then we can license this army or train this frog army, then I'm with it. Also, honorable mention, there's a pig that's in Carter County. And apparently they're trying to identify him, but people seem to seem to like

him. He's just a big old fat pig that wanders around. Basically, I'm going to say this is that we know our country's still going to be on a downward slope until we have a human hero again. And I will hear about it eventually. I'm certain because right now these are the only heroes we got. These are the ones that are finding the pedophiles. The officers would have just let it go without the black lab. And this big old chunky pig is just having fun. And people just seem to be happy looking at it. Actually, I got a, this reminds me of an email I got last week that talked about the essentially a listener was talking about a pig that they had that was a stud pig. It was a 300 pound pig. It was so big that it broke the back of one of the sows that it

was trying to have sex with. And then also by the time they had it, so they had to put it on time out because it got too big. But then what they did was it made its own like stump. It found a tree stump and it fucking started fucking the hole in it until I dug a big old hole and it was fucking awful, man. Really horrible story dude. Well, you know, they are still piggies. All right. I don't have a specifics to like listen or email today, but I do want to say I want to reach, I want to give a shout out to that. How many people, we've really very rarely, this has happened to us on the history of last pod, but so many people reached out because we talked about the murder of chef Daniel Brophy last week. And I got several emails of being like, I was his student and he was an

incredible person. And it was incredibly sad what happened. So that is one thing that thought it was really cool. And apparently one of the famous Brophy isms that he said, and we'll do, we'll say it out loud with that. He said, every time you burn bacon, you give an angel herpes. He's funny. He's funny guy. But yeah, so thank you guys for writing in. And then also a lot of people, again, I know that you are, and this is just to assuage your fears, Castle. Okay. The lambda AI is not sentient. It is just a chat bot. It is just a chat bot that thinks. Are we not just chat bots ourselves? No, we have a whole, we are not BF Skinner meat machines. We have a whole consciousness attached to our brain. So we have, and when it's not even remote, it's remote. It's

not even here. I just feel like you're, you're attempting to walk back your ultimate desire for the AI overlord in robotic, in robotic forms because there's a lot of people smarter than us who say they are, they know what's going on. That man is a weird esoteric Christian. He's making shit up. The man with a top hat is just good at coding. And then he's making shit up. And then we are now like, I want it. I believe they should be in charge. I think that they should be leading you around on a leash, Castle. I agree with you, but I don't think we're there yet. And I will, because I'll be there, man, because they have yet to replicate proper humor. And that's why they'll need us because again, they will need us to speak with them.

If we gave them every single episode of every single show we've ever done, they could come up with a 45 minute episode. We could have actually had them replace us today, because my voice is so off that we might have actually helped out, but they could probably do it. They could do an episode of round table. And then the audience this week, if you buy momenthouse.com slash lpotl, you could see that Holden indeed also has a front bump, which is pretty bad. So many more, but they're Moai. They're just because his grandparents were first cousins.

Oh my. All right, everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening. God, thank you guys so much. You gotta love. You gotta live. Live, damn it. I want to live, damn it. Live because you woke up today, because if you didn't, if you didn't wake up, you would have been fucking dead. So now you're forced to be alive. So with that, you're going to want to, you're going to want to love the way you look. So going out into men's warehouse, we don't have a, we don't have a kind of episode. Don't have a person listen to this one first. Okay. That's all I'm going to say. Has it been 10 out of 10? Maybe we did get a couple home runs.

We got a couple of bunts in there. I got a couple of a second. Some doubles in there. Like we did it again. You just got to laugh knowing that when you're not at a hundred percent and you still contractually obligated to do show, you do it anyway. And guess what, man? Because we still, we showed up. We came to work. You know how many doctors show up hung over every day? Only the good ones, only on surgery day. They got to stop their hands from shaking. You know how many pilots show up hammered but still fly those planes?

Man, my flight yesterday from Dallas to LA because I had a layover, but they took me the wrong way. And then they went. It was bad anyway. But the pilot was too chipper. And he was too cool. And I think that he was at the very least. Well, he was just having a good day. He was like, let's have good times. Too much. Too good. All right, everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening and truly again. Thank you so much for coming out to Nashville this weekend, this past weekend.

We had so much fun. It was so nice to be together as a family. This week. Because we don't get to see each other that much. We don't. And it's just so fucking good. It was so good. It was so good to see you guys. Thank you guys all for being there. And then this week, classy night out at the pack in Hollywood this Wednesday, 9 p.m. Come check it out. We are going to be very tired, but then we're going to go over to Vancouver this Thursday. And then Toronto on Saturday. Marcus is feeling good.

So yes, we're going to be coming across the border to see the frozen tundra. And I don't want to hear anyone. I don't want to hear anyone complaining about the U.S. border being too strict because Canada, you got to download an app. You have to like four pictures of Justin Trudeau on Instagram. You do. You have to do so much. You do. I had to dress up as a hockey player and I had to tell to a man in a Mountie hat.

And it was really very involved. I actually, it felt kind of racist. It was. Almost. Yes. Like Trudeau in India. All right, everyone. Well, we can't wait to see you in Canada, truly. Okay, everyone. Hail yourselves. Hail Satan. Magustalations, everyone. Hail me, motherfuckers. All right. Henry's got to go practice singing for Eddie's wedding.

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