Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Sandwich Stories

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's biggest stories and true crime news - a mysterious statue of Trump & Epstein holding hands is erected overnight in Washington DC, Singer D4vid finally cancels tourdates in the midst of alleged murder investigation, the boys take a page-by-page look at the cryptic scientific jokes scattered throughout the Epstein Birthday Book, Copenhagen Airports shut down due to massive mystery drone, Flames erupt over Mayonaisse in a Spanish Cafe, another Joe Exotic co-hort mauled to death by imprisoned wild animal, Animals & Veterinary workers rushed to hospital after FBI uses furnace to burn seized meth, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes we're cooking guys yeah we're cooking guys yeah we are weed weed weed weed weed weed weed weed weed weed weed we smoke that weed bring me weed Honestly, bring me weed. We went to great shows this weekend. Oh, yeah. It's really so much fucking fun this weekend.

Casey. We had fun in Kansas City. We had a blast in St. Paul. First thing I want to say at the very top of the show is that Eddie and I, we were so funny in Kansas City, Eddie. And one of the funny things that we said in Kansas City was we were like, man, this town, Kansas City used to be for real. Kansas City used to be a place and you'd get shot in the head. And now you guys got that Taylor Swift money. You guys are getting too clean.

So nice. Nothing bad ever happens in Kansas City. And I just want to say I'm sorry to everybody that was in our crowd. A viewer, a member of the six people that Heather cars smashed into during the middle of the show. I just want to say... While we're literally telling you how safe your town is. I just want to say I'm sorry. We can offer nothing to you because I guess that's just life. That's life.

I guess we've all chose. you chose it by living in Kansas City but what I can give you is a very hearty thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers. And thank you for your attendance of the show and the next time I swear, they all come. Yeah. Everybody who got their car

broken into next time we're in Kansas City, each one of you gets a free air freshener. Air freshener. Yep. Well, who knows? That could be why they broke into the car in the first place. Hey, people are desperate to be fresh. My name's Henry Spraowski. This is side stories. We're sitting here with Ed Larson. Hi! How are you

everybody? Welcome down to Kansas City where car windows get broken into every goddamn dad. Your voice. It's rough. Yeah. God. Sorry, I was getting my balls lowered. Yes, you should. Let's get through some announcements

because obviously you guys know nothing of consequence happened this weekend. Nothing. Nothing. And so just, oh, just It's just fun to relax watching television on the news and having the president tell you to your face that he hates you. It's just kind of nice. It's refreshing. I never get talked to directly. It was easier to take when there's like big fireworks behind him.

That's how I'm going to handle it. It was a lot cooler then. Absolutely. And it just, I just hope that those shirts that his wife were selling don't sell out. Yeah. Over his warm body. Yeah. All right. Let's continue. So we have here in October 24th, we want to make this announcement. At the Mateel Community Center in Humboldt. We were officially announcing, if you're coming to this show, we are doing a Halloween costume contest. It's the week before Halloween, I want to see what you fuckers got. You live out in the woods, you got nothing but time.

I want to see what you make out of these costumes. We're going to have fun. I'm going to almost, I don't want to do the thing we're going to make costumes mandatory. No, no, you can dress like a human being and show up. Sort of, but the goal is. At least tell me your uncle or something. We're going to have a lot of fun. Billy Wayne Davis.

He's already got his costume planned. I can't wait for my costume. We've been tooling with it. And I just want to just say, if you're going to come out to the Humboldt show, know that it's going to get a little spooky. It's going to get wild. I can't wait for that.

It's the Mateel Community Center. Friday, October 24th. Enjoy your life. Come and visit us there. Yeah, buddy. It's going to be good. All right. Let's sorry.

As we begin, we'll start with some serious news. Okay. Because we have a little bit of serious news to cover. I got a real. a really fantastic series of responses about updates updates these are updates updates updates I like that new stinger time can we get a stinger can we get it oh no don't touch me oh no don't touch me yeah we needed epstein stinger at this point yes I don't know if anybody saw at the very

top this morning did you see that someone had snuck a 12 foot bronze statue in front of the Washington monument of Trump holding hands giddily with Jeffrey Epstein It's Friendship Month. It is amazing that it was dropped in the middle of the night. No one knows where they made this thing, how they were able to put it out without being. Well, it was a combination of foam, resin, wood, and wire. Oh, interesting. And what I find interesting as well is that I thought that he had the National Guard positioned in Washington, D.C., just ready to go at a moment's notice, ready to get it any bit of crime possible.

And then somehow artists managed to. create a beautiful artistic tribute to the hypocrisy of our Kurd administration and just like they just went out without a hitch well i believe that it's they said it's going to stay up until saturday so i think they actually rented the space that's amazing yeah oh god god i just that's just so i think they filled out the paperwork and it gets to stay there for a little while they really got good for them it is amazing and i just it is So, it's just so worth it. But let's go, let's, let's take it back.

Oh, well, one thing I wanted to mention just real quick. I know we didn't want to get too deep in the weeds this. Jimmy Kimmel's coming back less than a week later. But in that same breath, I just saw this. Disney Plus, raising the rates. They're making it more expensive today. They chose today to tell us that they're going to, they just love that they're raising the rates. It's in grifter season.

Like, like, like, they're like, they're. doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. Nothing matters. And everyone's just so relieved that I can finally see their stupid Disney again. This is just like, I just am so upset. I'm just so upset. It doesn't matter. As a registered Disney adult, I'm keeping it canceled.

Wow. Keeping it canceled. I'm keeping it canceled. Yeah, I just I'm at least going to go at least a year without it. I'm going to go a year without it. I'm going to, if they keep on it good and ready, stay nice. I'll stick around. Listen, any single time that you have

an unnatural need for Disney, I'll describe to you a story about a 12-year-old Indian girl that gets purchased by a 30-year-old white man that then kind of scones her away from her family and makes vicious love to her

over and over and over again. And that's a movie that's called Pocahontas. So you just got to remember that, right? So anytime you've got, I'll always break those down for you. I appreciate that. Anytime you want. So let's cover a little bit of what we covered last week. I got great

responses from, I just asked for a general call of scientists to go through the Epstein 50th birthday book and explain to me what some of these weird cryptic science base inside jokes that were put in this book. What do they mean

what's happening? And I got some very interesting responses. So I would like for everyone, if you are at home, I would like to go to your, if your bookmark where you have the Jeffrey Epstein, birthday book saved. That is where we're going to hold where you're going to go over to the coffee table. Type in Jeffrey Epstein 50th birthday book. Okay? You're going to look at that PDF. Open it up. Yep,

it's the one with a tent in it. All right, so here we go. We're going to talk a little bit. I'm going to walk you through. This first one comes from an electrical engineer. It's kind of interesting how the Jeffrey Epstein book has become a PDF file. It's almost like it always was. No, it's really, really great. This is really great. All right. So there are four main sections that deal with math science in the birthday book. All right. Pages 124 to 125, 181, 182 to 187, and 189 to 192. So please open your pages to 124 to 125.

These pages are equating Epstein to great minds for discovering the beautiful number 15. It references perfect numbers and other math stuff, but essentially a made-up account. equation to say that 15 is the best age. Wonder what that means. Page 181. Wow. Who signed it? We'll get to that. That's the next email. Page 181 appears to be an inside joke about E equals MC squared, but it appears to be making

reference to page 118 in the second stanza of the poem by birds and by bucks, C's and M's are his keys. My guess, B, M, and C was a way of saying Epstein something like my money is all from B, B's, C's, and M's.

What does that mean? Don't know. Cryptic. It's something that's just one of us, right? Don't know. Before Christ? Christ just can't be, he can't be,

I don't think Christ is here. Christ is here? He isn't here any longer? Not in this PDF. Page 182 to 187 are all about evolution, numbered sets and game theory, but it's mainly a way to jack off Epstein as some form of more evolved human. First bit is just mathematical formula of evolution. Second bit is just saying that you can make infinite combinations of countable things,

and that through working together, but punishing those who portray you and occasionally forgiving them is how we continue to, quote, win evolution. Frightening. Pages are 182 to 192 is just string theory nonsense. I say nonsense because it got a lot of funding and made all these grand promises of creating new technology from it, but it's an untestable concept that has no real

world applications, and it's just a money pet. So all the science in the book appears to me as a way of jerking Epstein off, right? So that was the one thing. That was very, very interesting. There's a lot of other stuff where he says that there's like there was one email that said it got. It was a lot of scientists

jerking off at him, ostensibly. Showing them how smart they are. Writing things that only other people who are in deep within their very niche world of science, which mostly involves transhumanism, people becoming immortal, people wanting to jump evolution, like the very fringe, big money scientists that essentially they attract money from billionaires that want to live forever. And so to someone at least put here who the people were that signed them. so one was 79 179 and 80

that was signed by murray gelman gelman is a Nobel Prize winning physicist famously developing the theory of quantum chromodynamics which describes quarks as elemental elementary particles that are the fundamental constituents of protons and neutrons great no one by the name of murray should be fucking someone under the age of 80 I mean

Murray is specifically a guy that should be covered in soup I only want to talk to a guy named Murray if I'm asking, that's Murray. Well, that's Murray. And he's a funny little guy. He's making a yelling face. I don't know why he's doing that. But Murray should be eating Monsabal soup

in a diner somewhere, not at Jeffrey Epstein's birthday party. He said the doodle on page 179 with the red, greed, and blue blobs represent quarks in his theory. And then he's just a bunch of questions, open questions in science. That's what all this is.

open questions in science. Okay. Is that he put up to this? Was Epstein like a science nerd? No. Science nerds, I guess you could maybe say that. He was trying to purchase

fringe science. Okay. So you could say he was a science nerd or whatever you'd call these various between physics and chemistry and biology, all these different places you were talking. Because you also know that in his New Mexico

ranch, I believe it was in New Mexico, the Jeffrey Epstein's New Mexico Ranch I just, so he was trying to buy immortality. Yes. And then he committed suicide? So he has a place called Zoro Ranch in Stanley, New Mexico where he had entire he had his own gynecological

office and research center inside of his home so that he didn't have to leave so he can get his, he can go and put people in stirrups right in his home. Oh, that's nice. How convenient. It's nice. So he was really a lot of fertility experts, stuff like that. So he was, yeah, he was a nerd.

So Steve Costland, if you go to page 181 of the birthday book. Oh, father, who art in heaven, our Lord be thy name. You can see here that was signed by Steve Costlin. This is, he wrote a sketch with equations.

This is the guy that did the E equals MC squared stuff that says straight up that 15 is the best number. Okay. And then Lee Smolin, pages 189 to 194. Do we know who that glass guy is? Just a scientist man. Okay.

Another big scientist man. Lee Smolin, these diagrams look to be related to Lee Smolin's research in quantum gravity, where if you zoom into space time to extremely small distances, the fabric is no longer smooth, but discretized, discretized. I don't know what it means. I think the cones are light cones. Largely, it's all horseshit. Okay.

Basically, everyone's saying the same thing. It's just ways for, it is esoteric scientific principles to show your buddy that you are super smart. And then Jeffrey Epstein gets super hard looking at a 15-year-old. And you like that because you're a scientist getting money from him. Okay. There you go. Yep. All right.

That's the update. I appreciate all you scientists. Now that you've done that, go back to work. Get back to the work. Get out there. You got to do something else, okay? I'll do something else. No, it's very frightening.

So I just want to make sure that no matter what we do here at last podcast and the left, we make sure that Jeffrey Epstein's story continues to go. Every single time there is an update, I am going to talk about it here on side stories. And I don't care if you even get sick of it. That's why we need a, we need like a stinger. We do need a stinger. We need an update stinger. So, honestly, side stories, L-P-O-T-L-G-Mail.com, if you want to send us an Epstein singer,

nothing would make me happier. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be amazing. If we could get some good old-fashioned, just some 15-year-old vocals on there, that'd be awesome. Youngblood. We actually performed at the same venue that he performed at in 2020 today

this weekend in Kansas City. And why even comment? I even said this right before the show where it's like, I'm sick of being everyone yelling at me. So why am I commenting on things that are just going to make people yell at me? I'll tell you one thing. He's no deforefit.

No. he is no de forvid he is no de forvid they finally cancelled his tour those of you that don't know de forvid otherwise known as David it is David spelled

So no torvid His name's fucking David It's the dumbest name I've ever heard For somebody ever The fact that he's got a four in there I just think he's so stupid And so not talented And it's just the dumb

His song is horrible The song he made all the money He's fucking horrible guys But he was found His Tesla that was in his name that was found outside of his home that was towed the rotting body of his

which seems to be maybe his 15 year old girlfriend was inside of it so that all of this is still alleged it's all still coming out but we know that they had matching tattoos he had mentioned her by name in songs his crew had mentioned her by name like it seems that it was all together

what was her name again? Celeste Celeste Revis and she we'll see what happens this is obviously it's all still alleged but they've had a full on corpse in their hands attached to his car for pretty much a week and he got to do like three shows. Yeah. And she's been missing since

2024. Yeah. And it's September. Oh, yeah. You remember. It wasn't turn a faster out of some to me when Celeste Revis's body was found. That's really one of the saddest things that Earth, Wind, and Fire

has ever reminded me of. If you bought the tickets months ago, are you still going to the show if he's in town? DeFordid? Yeah, if you have ticket, you bought it months ago. You're disgusting. But if he's in town, if he's coming to town, are you going to the show's canceled? The only thing is before, because he had a bunch of

them. Please. Before me, yes. You know what I would say? Honestly, what's hard is that as a ghoul, is that if you can get one of those pieces of merch before he's canceled fully, like once he does not perform anymore, you might be able to sell that. That's murderability. That's murderabilia.

So if you got that, there's anybody at those shows. Oh, there's a bunch of people. If there's anybody at this show that bought their shirt that wants to get rid of it. Send it to P.O. Box 470, North Hollywood, California, 9-1603. Because we've also become the other main channel talking about DeFouravit. Oh, yes. Yes. At this point, I'm almost becoming a fan.

Oh, I tried. I listened to a bunch of it. Couldn't do it. He's not talented and he, but... Ah, he might be talented. Well, yes. Maybe he just says it right. He's a barrier.

I think he might be talented, but it's just not for me. I think he was distracted by having sex. with a child. Yes, and then distracted by, you know, her murder. That's the thing.

It's super distracting. It's so hard. You can't plan that stuff, except if you do it. Then you did plan it. Oh, another, one last thing I wanted to say is,

you know, the, the Aaron Hernandez episode, episodes have come out at this point. The last one's coming out for everyone on Friday. And I just want to say, I've been thinking about it really hard, and I feel like I didn't,

like, there are good aspects to football. You, we talked about, about this this literally we're sitting in the airport yeah we were talking about this because it's true like I was just like really mad you were allowed you had an emotional response to your own material and I think at the very hand you were joking you were like oh yeah like the thing is though is that people like football yeah people choose to play football it brings people

together it brings families together you know like people who like don't like their families like still get together and watch football with them I think that's like a beautiful thing You know, it brings a lot of money to the bar industry. Chicken wings. I'm a big fan of chicken wings. Super big into chicken wings. I love sliders. Y'all know me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And without football and sliders and shit, like, I don't know. But I guess the key here is that truly we forget, which it's a big tenant for me. You choose. If you want to play football, it is, you're taking this risk. Well, a lot of people look at it as an escape out of poverty. Yes. And so I think that's like a big part of it is like, yeah,

you do make the choice, but you also don't have many choices. And they do have a new helmet that you can get. Like, apparently, what is it called? It's called, like, the goggler or something like. There's, like, a funny name that they have for it, where they have a new concussion, like, ready helmet, but a lot of the guys are having problems wearing it because they think it looks goofy. Well, yeah, I mean, that's, that is.

Yeah, the guardian caps. That's what this is. Yeah, like, they think it looks goofy and nobody wants to do it because. I mean, it does look goofy, but at the same time. Do you want to act goofy? Or do you want to look goofy? Do you want to be so goofy? You're killing your fucking family because you think of the demons?

You're still a football player and could beat up most humans. If someone made fun... I defy you guys. Astronauts look goofy, but if they don't have the helmet on, they're going to fucking disappear in the space. I would like you big fuckers in the NFL to defy... Okay, come on, guys. Let's think about this. I know we're all celebrating toxic masculinity.

I love it, too. I like it. I'm actually on the other side of Eddie some of the times. Because I actually believe in sort of the Roman style. I get it. I get that there's like a group catharsis. Like, I get it. But it's like, be the bigger, literally the bigger dude.

Put the dumb fucking stupid cap on your helmet. I know it looks stupid. And the second somebody makes fun of you for it, you beat the living shit out of them. Yeah. And then you have everybody else do the same. So then guess what? Who will never, what they'll never do ever again? No one will ever make fun of a football player with the stupid goopy hat on them for the rest of their lives, right?

that's your job if you can make it not goofy that's the key someone do a sex tape in the helmet with the hat on getting blown by the hottest woman what are these NFL guys that'll actually probably do really well these NFL players it's in your hands and that's what you can do you got to market it yourself make it cool bangles great rudy johnson committed suicide at 45 years old and he wants his brain to be looked at for CTE he should have worn a goon to be looked at for CTE he should have worn a goon be ass cap yeah that happened today yeah that's sad so um so maybe i maybe i maybe i don't take it back you see you just don't maybe that's i just think that you're allowed you're literally allowed to express both of these things yeah i think so i think so but you loved it for too long i really did

it was a huge part of my life for um 40 years yeah and i think that it's not even i think the playing is one thing versus the watching yeah that for the rest of us weirdly, I do think football does serve a purpose. I mean, you love police cam videos. People get hurt in that. I love them. My new algorithm has been awesome, too, because I've been getting the ones where something switched.

Because, like, for a while, I was like getting a little too, because I get sad when it's always like, entitled woman, blah, blah, blah, entitled, man. I was like, no, no, no. But now mine's finally switching to where I want it to be, which is theme parks. Oh, my God, people getting tossed out of Disney's, favorite shit. Oh, I mean, that's cool. That's a lot of fun. That's my favorite shit. Just seeing like

an unhinged woman with her titty coming out of her weird sports bra screaming about how she's going to punch Mickey in the face. It's just, God, it just brings a, like a piece to me. So I understand. We all like problematic things sometimes. And I just think it's okay to, I think that we should have more allowances. I think it is okay, but you should know exactly like, why, what you're doing and what it comes from. I was like, I was like, I was. But the other thing I was thinking about this weekend, after I was canceling my Disney, Disney Plus and Hulu, was, do I stand for too much? Do I, like, what, like, I'm running out of things to watch. Like, I'm running out.

I can't drink certain bottles of water. I can't fucking, you know, like, I'm not buying Amazon packages anymore. You're just saddled with a conscious. I'm like, you're saddled with these feelings, and I do, I do, I watch you. I understand. You're very good. And I think that some of these economic boycotts work, and I think some of them are very performative.

I don't think they're... For me, it's not economic. For me, it's more... Principles. It's principles. Yeah, I just don't want to be a part of it. I don't think I'm making a difference. I know I'm not making a difference.

We know that the Disney thing did make a difference when it came to the Jimmy Kimmel deal. We know that it's all about the money. No one gives a fucking shit about anybody. Like, it's all about the money. So they lost... They hit the number that they needed to hit to bring Jimmy Kimmel.

back to ignore the FCC, which also I find interesting is that it shows they could have ignored them the whole fucking time. Absolutely. No, they're historic cowards. Very much so. Yeah. But also, I get they, but they let themselves let us tell them what to do.

And that's an important lesson to learn. And now, at three more dollars a month, you can get ad-free Disney Plus for 1899 a month now. Oh, my God. Remember it started at $6.99 during COVID? Oh, yeah. And it's already up to $8.00.

1899. They know. They just get you used to. They get you a hook with all their dumb shit. It really is like a fucking crack dealer. Yeah, buddy. And that's why they ramped up all the Star Wars and they ramped up all the superhero stuff because that's what people get addicted to.

And they're attached to it by their emotions from their childhood. And then they're just tapping that button again and again. Like, you know what they talk about with rats? Yeah. About how like when they have the food button or the sex button, they have the button that makes them come. Yeah. And they have the one that makes some eat about how a lot of them will. starved to death.

Just coming to death. Yes. That's what they do to us. You dirty rat. It's Mickey all the way down. Oh, whoa. Come on your grave. Right from your blade.

All right. We got some good news news. News you can use. Copenhagen airports shut down by UFOs. Whoa. Dude, this was also... UFOs? So they are, it's technically drones.

So let me say. you this information. So they're not you. They are identified. They are unidentified drones. Okay. But they do look wildly similar to what we had here in New Jersey in the states. Okay. Now, this was over Denmark. This was ever the Copenhagen Airport. Now, if you can see here, there is an object that swept over the airport shutting down traffic. It is a gigantic drone that has, you see how it's got edges all around the side of it? Like it's a giant weird triangle. Yeah. It's a giant triangle in the sky, or looks like a giant triangle in the sky.

Several police officers, they said that they saw it shoot a, what could only be described as a spotlight. Okay. Down onto the ground. Now, what makes this extremely... Can you suck anything up? It didn't. No, no. But what makes this extremely interesting is that this is a part of the world where the airspace is extremely watched.

Yeah. This is a highly observed part of the world. Well, we saw they were just in restricted airspace over Yemen. But, so that was like one thing, and that bounced in and out, right? That was like a thing that flew past and they shot a missile out and it bounced off and it kept going. No one's asking anything, right? This story is interesting because the, apparently, according to their services, because what's nice about Europe right now is that Europe, it's like fucked. They're like way freer than we are right now and they can say really anything they want and they can actually maybe investigate some stuff.

So the cops are saying in this. the police being like, no one knows what this is. And why that's significant is because they have been watching Russian drones come over the border into NATO territory.

And they've been kind of like, they've almost become like weather reports in Denmark. Interesting. Where they send out messages on the news saying there might be drone activity, blah, blah, blah. Like they give warnings almost

that there's going to be drones in the sky. They're doing these various things. and none of those alarms went off. They said they're not Russian. But they're not, they have no identification markers. They didn't know what they are. They're taking their time. They, yes.

Every time. But the thing was, it was green, right, which is not necessarily standard. They said it was green lights coming out of it. It does have like, this is the same interesting stuff. It's cruising. It's fairly solid. It has blinking lights

on it that looks like it might be a human-made aircraft. We don't know what its origin is. It was kind of searching for things around the airport. And a part of us to understand that they shut down the airport. Yeah. They did

know what it was. Same thing would happen in New Jersey. Where there's no way that they're going to just let something zip around during one of the most sensitive points. in like this is like a we're talking about

world war like area right that we're in right now we're in like that temperature going on right now in the world everyone seems fine to me it's just this thing where you're like why this seems like did someone follow it do we know where it went no they said it went

it just went and then they didn't see it anymore interesting it just circled around the airport and then zipped right back out and it went so fast, like no one can follow it? No, they just watched it go. Well, because for a while there was miscommunication about what it was, like, what it was. At first, everyone just, because

people are used to seeing drone activity. They said that it was weird because normally there would be like an announcement that there might be drone activity. And then it was just, and then it's just shutting down the airport and everybody's panicking and nobody knows. And this is like a big ass drone. That's a big ass drone. Yeah, that's not just like a normal, like

little thing you throw up there. Like, or like, when you see a drone show and it's a bunch of drones, like this is one big fucker. And it's not... It's almost the size of a plane. It's specifically not a hobby drone. This came out from the press conference this morning. Copenhagen Airport first observed...

So it's either like spy or UAP. Fucking knows. Copenhagen Airport first observed the drones around 8.30 p.m. Monday evening. The drones came from different directions and were observed in different positions. According to Copenhagen police, there must be a capable actor behind it,

meaning an actor with the capacity, will, and tools to show themselves in this way. So far, Copenhagen Airport has been affected by 100 cancellations and expects further delays during the day. According to the police, they chose not to shoot down the drone, as, quote, the airport is an unfortunate place for something to fall from the sky. The police have activated the armed forces as a cooperation partner. The police would not disclose whether ships have been observed in connection with the case, but it was suggested that ships are a part of the investigation. So right now, we have no idea what's going on. All right. Same hobbyist that obviously terror

New Jersey. Same hobbyists that obviously terrorized Boston. And obviously the same hobbyist. In Arizona. That was floating objects over Alaska and the same hobbyists that were floating objects over Michigan that we actively shot out. And the same hobbyist that sent something over

our protected airspace in Yemen in which we also shot at and couldn't identify and we're all acting like it's normal. You know, I really hope I see a movie about this soon. UFO.com. It's funny you should ask.

Got a UFO dot movie and give me money to do the best movie about UFOs you've ever seen since Fire in the Sky. I swear it's not just me making love to Jenna Hayes. I've seen people already saying that it's not an excuse to make love to Jenna Hayes. She's not in the business anymore. We will not be doing full penetration.

It is just a small part of the film. She's playing a character in the film. So just come, give me money. UFO.com movie. You're paying for your ticket ahead of time. And I said this before time. If we can get to a thousand backers, I'm going to do a watch-along of some of my UFO DVDs. That's like one of the

first little prizes. Oh, hell yeah. So please give me just a small amount of money. And if not, it's a Kickstarter. When's a Kickstarter over? In like 24 days. Oh, really? So we really got to cook this baby. Oh, yeah. It's awful procedure. Yeah, yeah. The whole thing's difficult. I really want to be in this movie,

so please. Yeah, or put him in. He's no choice. Yeah, I'll end up working for free. And also, I'm not to announce a partnership with, I'm going to specifically say, I am going to say, Contacting the desert is also coming to help do this as well. So we have a lot of people, like, again, this is going to be fucking for real. Oh, man.

I can't wait for my next context of the desert. Yeah, you guys are you guys in every year for your episode. Here's a really fun one. I mean, it's bad that it happened, but, man, sometimes the news just makes me chuckle. Yep. All right. So Cafeteria Las Postas. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Um, so a man went to get a sandwich at a restaurant, at a cafe in Spain. To Spain. Spain. Okay, he wanted a sandwich. He said, can I get some mayonnaise? Good sandwich, right? Can I get a packet of mayonnaise? He wanted a packet of mayonnaise with the sandwich.

And I'm going to say straight up, first of all, a packet of mayonnaise is sadly, it is the saddest way to distribute mayonnaise. Oh, for sure. You know, like, that's like, him even asking for a packet of mayonnaise. Yeah. I like what someone puts it on a spoon. and it just like flicks it. Yeah.

That's how I like to get my mayonnaise. But yeah, so he went, he asked for a packet of mayonnaise. They said, we don't have mayonnaise. And so he went next door to a gas station. Absolutely. Yeah. And did he get mayonnaise? No, no.

He went and he got a bunch of gasoline. And then he went back to the restaurant. And he asked for mayonnaise again. Then we burned it down. Oh, man. Burned down the gas station. Wow. Should have mayonnaise.

Wow. Well, burned down the cafe. He burned out in the cafe. Yes. Okay, so now this is going to... But Helmins! Oh my God, look at the explosion of flame. Holy fucking shit, dude.

Yeah, well, it's gas, man. Wow. That's the whole thing. Wow. It goes up very fast. Over mayonnaise? Over mayonnaise? All right, this is...

I, as is missed... I understand. This obviously what this man did is wrong, but I do understand getting very angry over sandwiches. Let's just put it this way. Okay. Let's just put it this way. My audience, our audience gets it, right?

Our audience gets it. I'm not saying, do this. I'm saying carry mayonnaise. It's a sandwich shop. All right, let's just break it down for a hot second here. It's a sandwich shop. If I'm out of mayonnaise and I run a sandwich shop, I go to the store.

I'm sending a runner to go get mayonnaise. Because what are two things that must be on a sandwich either way, mayonnaise or mustard? Yes. If you were a person, and I mean this with all sincerity, if you're a person that doesn't eat condiments on your sandwich you're a pervert

you're fucking weird you're a problem you're a problem with you you're like you're I know I'm going to get a lot of feedback on this but please do sure absolutely you take a sip of water and then you hold it in your mouth and you take a bite of the sandwich I live for this fight yeah what do you get yourself like

nervous so your mouth gets all filled with liquid and then you bite in the sandwich ketchup on a roast beef sandwich you just made me almost throw up yeah but this is the thing that's why so yeah, I think in many ways this is what one would call a Spanish overreaction but I think that

when it comes down to you're a freedom fighter you're in Spain one of the big places that said no to fucking the dictatorship right big old place filled with freedoms right and you go to get that sandwich and all you want is mayonnaise liquefy that sandwich enough for you to eat it

and then you find out that this place doesn't have mayonnaise and then you begin to sort of put all the steps together being like, oh, only perverts and predators don't use mayonnaise and mustard on their sandwiches. Then you start thinking, oh my God, is this the real Comet Pizza? Yes. And I need

to shut down this human trafficking cafe because they're selling me a signal. So I'm going to go straight to get, I guess like, because I don't know what gasoline is like in Spain. Is it coming like Cabernet? No, you probably just got one of those little red to-go-beggies. Oh, yeah.

Chico-baggies. Yeah, oh, he's a big Zick-block bag. And then, um, so maybe he thought he was doing something right. But he didn't burn the whole place down. I was wrong. He only caused about anywhere between $8,000 and $11,000 in damage. And here's the good news. Hellman says they're paying for it.

And they're never going to run out of mayonnaise again. Isn't that nice? Hellman's fucking not getting out of the park. But I also feel like Helmonds is almost slightly shading them by saying them you'll never run out of mayonnaise again. You know what you mean? Like almost being like, it's almost a sort of like I'm putting words in Hellman's mouth, but it seems that they're sort of even acknowledging

their mistakenness. Yes. Here's what they, here's a direct quote from Hellman's. Cafe Los Postas. We're sorry we weren't there. Can you actually read it in the proper mayonnaise voice? Oh, hell of Postas. We're sorry. We weren't there.

And from now on, you could count on us. Let us take care of the repairs and make sure your sandwiches never run out of mayonnaise again. Do you feel like that's passive aggressive? Yeah, well, I mean, they're also paying for the bill. Yeah, I mean, again, now taking the whole thing kind of funny. They are, which is nice. And I appreciate that way. I like when businesses make things a little funny, especially when they're mayonnaise-based crimes.

I mean, that's what I like. I think a mayonnaise base, I think a mayonnaise company is one of the most pure things I can exist. I'll tell you what, though, if I'm watching someone make my sandwich and they're just like doing a bad job. And I just like, let me get in there. Let me do it. Get the fuck out of my way. Let me go back.

I will pay an extra $5 if I can make the sandwich. Because my thing is, the idea of a sandwich not having mayonnaise or mustard on, to me, is like such a fucking unbelievable, like, who are you? Well, read this. This is actually what the restaurant posted here. This afternoon, we suffered an attack. We're a quote-unquote customer who was passing by our cafeteria asked us a couple of mayonnaise envelopes for his little ride. They call him envelopes? Gross.

When we told him we didn't have any, he approached the petrol station to buy a bottle of petrol, into the premises, and set us on fire. Fortunately, none of us that have our clients, including young children and elderly, have suffered major damage. All the material things that are replaceable. Today, we escaped. But a real disaster could have happened. All right. Well, yeah, obviously, it's serious, Rob. Yes, it's very, yes, of course.

I know that what he did was a crime. He wasn't even a customer, though. He was walking by the place and stopped in to ask if they had some mail. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. It's a sandwich shop. No, he wanted free mannings. I would have offered a peso.

When it comes down to it, it really comes, it's the fact that they didn't have it. I mean, this is crazy. I mean, if he, oh, so is they put customer. Customer, yeah, they're being, they're being, they're being passive. If he bought a sandwich, it's a little harder for me to be on their side. If he bought a, because I get, oh, dude, listen to what, tell me, oh, no, we'll listen to what just fucking happened. I mean, we're talking about in Casey when the last time we're like truly one of the biggest problems I've ever. seen when we got that food delivery of the

barbecue. And for some reason the barbecue place didn't put barbecue sauce in what the fucking barboh? They didn't put any, but we ordered $150 of barbecue for me and Henry. And they didn't put any barbecue sauce. We ordered a bunch of barbecue and then he gave us one like even like little saucer. Oh, same thing. Is it barbecue? No ramekins. Barbecue sauce. I was using

baked beans as barbecue sauce. Dude, sauce, barbecue sauce is what also makes the barbecue. It was delicious. It was good. It was delicious barbecue. But it needs barbecue sauce. There's no barbecue. Why don't we have to buy the sauce extra. It's barbecue. Or if you tell me, or tell me it's extra, and I'll pay for it. Yes.

Tell me it's extra. Don't tell me not going to include it. If you buy $150 worth of barbecue, a little bit of barbecue. Little muskete, a little bit of barbecue, little sauce. A little muskete, a little spicy one. A little sauce. That's it. Also, I went to what was supposed to be the best sandwich shop in Kansas City.

Bayboy sandwiches, closed Sunday. Yeah, dude, I know. I try to take you to Joe's. Closed Sunday. What the fuck? I don't know. Are you doing there? God shouldn't be in Kansas City.

God should be busy somewhere else. God should be in Ukraine. So I go, all right, so here's my sandwich story. Tell me what you think about this. All right. I'm never going back to this place again. It's called... It's next to my house.

Oh, I know. Wait, wait, wait, way, actually, scratch that. I don't want people to know where I live. I'm never going back to this place. Yes. Ever again. Say the name. We'll beep it out.

Beep it out. Okay. And I'm never going back there. Do you know why? I went in. They have a deli counter. Mm-hmm. It's a bowl of egg salad.

I know you like your egg salad. Yeah, all right. I say, one egg salad sandwich, please. Okay. He said, we don't sell egg salad sandwiches. I said, you sell sandwiches, right? He's like, yeah. I was like, well, there's egg salad right there.

He's like, yeah, you could buy a pint. And I was like, huh? He's like, you could buy a pint of egg salad, and you could sell you some toast. And then you could make your own egg salads. Ooh, I'm a, ooh. I just got angry. I literally got angry. imagine that dude i was just like what i was like julie like julie like julie like turned to look

to me she was like oh no oh no no do they said the wrong thing isn't i can see natalie like doing the same thing don't don't please don't please make the sandwich just make the sandwich okay what if i show you one of my tats if i show you one of my tits will you make my husband in your sandwich it's that easy I know it's easy and then she starts fighting them I know it's easy enough for you to make the sandwich they're like no we don't sell that

we sell toast and we sell egg salad but we don't sell like sandwich sandwiches I know okay okay I just I do understand all right never going back I do understand up to be there again I'm going to add some I'm going to try to be a devil's advocate here and try to add devil's egg advocate I will be the devil's advocate yeah okay I will do that okay in which I could say

that sometimes in more regulated places. This is my only way I could possibly defend this. It's not corporate. It's the only location. I know. Which makes me angry. But I'm trying to be reasonable. I'm trying to come around. If there was a problem with measuring the amount of egg salad that could go into the sandwich. I know that everybody's got like if you have a... Because we all know how expensive egg salad is. You got to

make sure you don't give a drop extra. Technically, egg salad is eggs are contentious food right now. But egg salad still not it's not filet mignon yeah right so I feel that because egg salad it's it's either a sandwich or salad

but it's like okay let me just put it this way in my head let me wrap this back in my head all right so a tuna melt you're gonna get a tuna melt I imagine they're like okay we make X amount of tuna each tuna melt is two scoops right like that's how you make them use like ice cream scoopers

to do the thing to make sure you're using the right amount for some reason these guys have never once done that with egg salad Yeah. And they can't even imagine that this is what I'm saying. This is the only way I can defend it is that they've never done it with an egg salad. They can't even imagine how to begin to measure the egg salad onto the sandwich, even though technically you just do the same amount that you just did for the fucking tuna sandwich that you just made. It's the same thing.

And they're right next to each other. It's two different bowls. Same stuff. All the same ingredients, two different salads. I'm just saying that you sell sandwiches. You sell tuna salad. And tuna salad sandwiches because that's the other thing, too. They make tuna melts.

Yes, they do. I've bought one from them before. And if you make a tuna melt and then you have egg salad and you have all the stuff for a tuna melt, guess what you also have? Stuff for an egg salad sandwich. Egg salad sandwich actually less, because I really just need bread and egg salad. I don't even need the lettuce. I don't even need the extra stuff. Well, that's one of those controversial things about an egg salad sandwich.

I feel like that everybody kind of goes back and forth. Well, the mayonnaise is in there. The condiments already in there. It's baked in. It's salad. But I also don't treat it like a salad. Like, do I ever just sit with a bowl of egg salad? Yes.

Oh, yeah. But does everybody else does it? I don't think anybody else eats the way I eat it. I eat it with a spoon. Yeah. I make my own and we already know. Well, you're watching carbs. Yes.

And also. But not the cholesterol. None of it. And then I also do my deconstructed egg salad where I eat the, I have a hard boiled egg and I dip it into the mayonnaise and I dip it into the mustard and I eat it like that. I make the egg salad in my mouth. I can't wait to come out to a bunch of sparklers at your funeral. they're going to be actually happy at mine

you're going to be actually happy at mine but yeah I am he's one of the great whites one of the big ones I gotta say truly though I can't believe how upset I just was yeah no but it's completely insane right well that is then I'm big

we're becoming that's when you were in a Larry David like scenario but yeah no but that I went I mean I turned into a carrot of course yeah because it's it's like food red tape yeah so I'll give you any amount of money I know this man was wrong

yes the man who said fire at the restaurant I understand the rage we all I'm saying did you do it did you buy the toast and the egg salad no I'm never going back I walked out screaming I'm never coming back you won't make a sandwich for me I'm never coming back here

I live down the street Ed is correct Ed is correct you've literally lost a thousand dollars this year You literally like that's what you did. Yep. That's what you did.

I'm with you. I stand on your side. And I'm about to get a bottle of petrol. I didn't know we could do that. I want to just buy a fucking 20 ounce of petrol and just shoot it down there, man. That sounds amazing. Let's go get them. I've never said fire or anything with you.

Live from your blade. All right. So what do we got here? What do we have any other stories? Oh, Oklahoma Tiger Handler, Fadily Mald during show. Ryan Easley with ties to Joe Exotic. likely died instantly at growler pines. He also said Joe Exotic was saying a whole thing,

be like, people have been making too much hay on me. People been having too much fun with me, and I need to stop by saying I'm joking. He's really funny. Like, he's really been, he's upset about this one. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. After he ratted his own husband out to get him deported. It's a private zoo next to the Texas border, a tiger he'd raised since it was a cub turned on him delivering fatal bites

to his neck and shoulder. Tigers don't know. Dogs don't know. They are animals. They don't know. They only know their instincts. Yes. The attack happened in front of Easley's wife and daughter. While the wife was managing to move the tiger to another enclosure after the incident

Easley was pronounced dead at the scene. Likely died instantly, they say. Well, honestly, that's a relief. Yeah. They said it was a love bite in the wrong spot. Oh! No! That's the problem You should be experiencing love bites

From giant jungle cats Leave them alone They should be in the zoo There should be a real zoo These guys are honestly You know again It just shows where it's humans We spent so long

In the jungles Avoiding these animals We spent so long running And trying to outthink them And outwit these predators So so far that we created church Right Yeah

Like that's how far we went And then it's just weird when guys are just like, nah, hang out with it. Yeah, I want it in my backyard. I don't need to be an expert. Easley and his wife opened Growler Pines in Hugo in 2021. They were offering, they usually had a lot of retired circus tigers because they come from circus backgrounds. And they planned to settle in a city known for its circus heritage. All of this is bad news.

All of this is dumb and bad. You got to go to your, if you're going to a zoo, first of all, fuck every roadside zoo. right in its tush. Of course. And go to make, just take two seconds, two seconds in Google if it's AZA approved. I'm so sick of this shit. It's very easy to do. Otherwise, you're committing a crime too, in my opinion. Hey, you know, it's one of those where I don't even like legit zoos. So I'm always scared. I feel bad for the animals. Yeah. Well, if you, I like zoos, but I hate these zoos. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. So please, just a little, the tiniest bit of research. And, or if not,

I get a couple of love bites in the wrong place yourself. You know, and also there was problems at an animal shelter this weekend. Dude, this is a fucking... I am having a hard time slightly parsing this stick out, but it's pretty interesting. So this was a U.S. animal shelter. The FBI, apparently... Billings, Montana. Apparently, they've been doing this thing where they rent out their cremation earn.

Which I can't believe that's real. That's very... I had no idea. I guess it, like, sort of make sense in a way. Like, you have this... facility. You're the FBI. Get your own crematorium.

I had no idea why it works. I don't know why it's like this. If someone can answer me, sidesores LPOTL at gmail.com, but the FBI... Seems like they could build one. I think, I don't know. I don't know how it works.

So apparently, they use this animal crematorium to burn two pounds of seized methamphetamine. Yeah. And then something went wrong in the burn basket that sent all the meth smoke into where all the animals and all the workers were at the shelter and 15 people

14 staff members were Went to the hospital They all got hit It was like 75 cats and dogs Were hit with a cloud of meth smoke So basically these workers And these animals are high on meth And the workers have to be like

Okay, I'm high on meth I'm all fucked up I have to save these animals And these animals are also high on meth Imagine the fucking chaos Actually you know what was really interesting as it was chaos at first. It was chaos at first.

Everybody's all gacked out, never had that before. But then, between the workers and the animals, they cleaned and painted that whole beginning in front of the structure. It was amazing. They did the lawn work. They built a catapult. That was crazy.

The dogs built a catapult. The cats built a dogapult. And they were just having fun. Shooting each other back and forth. There was one guy just literally doing a skip it for hours. He kept saying, Skip it, skip it. You didn't have a skip it.

The person who runs the fucking facility says they didn't even know they were doing it. Oh, my God. They said, I can firmly and confidently say, as the executive director, I did not know that they were disposing of extremely dangerous narcotics on site. If anybody could answer me. I would love to know how the hell this works out. I want to know, like, do they rent it? Do they just use, like, is it because they do? don't, I mean, how does the FBI not

have their drug, their own? Well, I'll put it this way. I know that every FBI has like a state bureau, right? So the FBI will have something like, what was this, Billings, Montana? Yeah. Like, they'll have like a... We know there's no space in Montana. We know that there's nothing, there's nowhere, there's no space to do this somewhere

safe. The crush of people of Montana is crazy. There is almost no available real estate. It's less than a person a mile in Montana. But I feels like maybe a local group used it. Maybe That's what it is? I don't know.

Oh, my God. It's just like, can you fuck up any more FBI? No. Good God. Well, it really seems when it all comes together, when you have a YouTuber running a police, I'd say, what would you call it, an entire national police investigative unit? It seems there might be some issues in there. So when you have that Googly-eyed moron running the shit, you'd be surprised more of these things on

start happening so we'll see we'll layaway Patel god that was someone said that it was a really good one that was a really really good one all right so I think we're about ready to do some letters oh right listener letters oh do we have this new stinger rob

we do actually we do uh this one is from Tony in the band Royal Dog yeah fuck yeah oh yeah you listen it's wider listen

the emails Yeah, that's awesome. That's pretty cool. That's good and simple. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like that one. A really good one. Ro, no.

Ro, no. First of all, a lot of people said that dodos were not as dumb. Whatever. How do they know? We don't know. We don't know. But this mostly was just because they weren't the... Sounds like the same scientist that signed the Epstein birthday book.

Get you for... Tell me I see Dodo's enough. But they saying apparently that Dodo's were just... They had no natural predators where they were. And when we showed up, they just didn't know what we were. And that's why we ate all of them. Yeah. But, again,

No, dodo, read a book. Look at a map. It is a shame that we killed all of them. I'm just trying to make a joke about how I wanted to eat one. But also note for a fact that that company that's doing the thing with the Macedon and the saber-tooth tiger, it's all a fucking grift. It's all scam. They're not going to be able to do it. No, they're not going to do it.

It's just that they're not doing it. They're just taking your mind. I wish they had a bunch of, like, they did like an old pig. You know, they did an old pig. And then we call a place like Jurassic Pork. That's cute. Yes. See, that's fine.

That's cute. But I would say, honestly, I would actually want an more ancient human ancestor. Like one of those, like, old monkey versions of us. So if they, like, what if they made, like, a Neanderthal? Yeah. Neanderthal. Could we eat it? Yeah.

If you kill it. Yeah. They can't throw anything. That's what was interesting about Neanderthals. Yeah. They couldn't throw. They can't throw? Nope.

They didn't have over-the-shoulder motion. It was one of the things that we had over them. Oh. And also our ability to take notes, literally, like that we would fight the Neanderthals, and then the Neanderthals would originally beat a lot of the original Homo sapien tribes. We'd lose to them quite a bit. But when Neanderthals couldn't do that we could do is that we figured out how to change tax. So they would only ever fight one way or do things one way.

And then we'd show up one way, and if it didn't work, we'd show up. and do it in another way. We'd attack them in a different way. And they would have to go. They're like the South. Sort of. But South is, yes. Yes.

You would say they might be a bit of a throwback. Yeah. Wow. Handsome guy. All right. I won't eat them. All right. Spooky shit.

Oh, a couple things. Right before we're in beginning at, beginning in the middle of the segment and what we're doing this. Next week begins 31 for 31. Oh, yeah. So we're going to announce our 31 for 31 next week. It's going to come out on October 1, our list of episodes. So our list of movies that we're going to watch.

And then we're going to watch. And then we're going to watch. We'll do, like, a big, like, thing in the middle of that. We're also going to be doing listener pasta again this year. Okay, great. But we just haven't set that up yet, but know that that is one of our goals. During October? No, that because of the very long-form subject, last podcast in the left, is going to be doing.

We are not going to be on last podcast going to be getting all that spooky for spooky season. But the spooky is coming over here. So side stories is going to be handling as much of the spooky as we can. That's a good idea. Yeah. So we seem to, that seems to happen to us a lot. We're like, we did Andrew Cananan during October.

But see, Andrew Kenan, that's right. We did do Andrew Kenanan. Was that last year? Two years ago. Wow. I loved that. Honestly, I loved that series, though. Yeah, it was a great series, but not spooky.

All right, here we go. Back in early 2017, me and my wife had decided to move back into our hometown in West Michigan after some time in the Navy. We moved into one of the oldest homes in town, which was made in the late 1800s. I remember when we first bought it, Making funny comments at the Michigan basement had to be a meth lab or had to have satanic cults just to fuck with my wife and friends.

We found out, though, when we bought it, there was only two families had owned it prior to us. After about a year after my daughter was born, and shortly after my cousin had moved in with us, my wife had previously been in a paranormal investigation group in Rochester, New York. Her, me, and my cousin were attuned to anything weird, but also skeptical. It wasn't until around 2019 when weird shit started to truly happen. I'd noticed birthday balloons had moved into different rooms

over arches in the ceiling overnight when no fans were on. While me and my cousin were talking in my daughter's room, the fan just randomly turned off. We'd have each other, like, look at each other with kind of spooked faces. While eating dinner with my wife and daughter, my wife watched the remote on the couch arm just slowly slide off

and all I saw was her eyes widened as she said the remote was moved up the couch. It didn't slide. days after that I was taking a shit with the door open and the pams spray on the stove after a meal had been thrown off from my view I finished and went to my wife and cousin

in the living room asking if the pam had been in the spot where that could happen and they said it was probably one of the cats knocking it off as my cat said that one cat jumped up from the bay window meowing at me as the second was still sleeping in the window. We all just looked at each other without explanation. We always

joked that the house looked haunted since we bought it. But now it's started feeling like it. So after all this, I looked into we had bought the house from and who had previously owned it, since it only had two previous owners. We found out that the previous owner had recently

passed away months before, right around when weird shit started happening. Mid-2020, we moved to a different house in the same town. My extremely conservative step-sister and her husband bought our house, so even if weird shit is happening, I'm sure they'll never admit it.

That's the truth. That's the problem. That is the problem. All right, well, that's my letter. It's your house haunted yet? How's your ghost, by the way? Jason. I still have it.

You know what's funny? Is that the other day, one thing in the letter that Jason wrote, first of all, oh, big announcement, I'll do this too. Beyond the Vail commentary is going to be coming up for Christmas. Nice. Just so you know, we're going to be doing a whole thing. We're filming it now. It's going to be coming up for Christmas.

So it's all, you're going to get it all out. And one of the things that happened during Beyond the Vail was that I received a ghost in a box. And Jason, who was the ghost, said in a letter, like basically describing who Jason was a ghost. He stole the ghost. Basically saying that he would, he was interested in heavy metal, horror movies, booze and drugs in his life. Weed mostly. And so what I did was I gave him a shot of bourbon. I gave him a big old joint in his little thing.

I legitimately, I put a little piece of horror merch inside first. From one of the stickers, I have, oh, it's like something from a reanimator. We should give him some fentanyl. I love fentanyl. He's so sad. Probably how we got there. So sad to miss it. Car crash.

Oh. Car crash. And he said that, but what was interesting is that they said there would be two ways that he would mess with me. One was with moving objects and one was with fire. Okay. And this did happen. Did it a tiny fire? No.

I was grilling. and I find this interesting this is probably the closest to a little of me but who knows anymore so I barely talk about the stuff because everybody always booze me but I think this is one of those things

that was interesting things but so I went in and I was cooking in the middle of the day and I went to Jason and I acknowledged Jason

like I'll do that as I'm walking to that house I go hey bud yeah I acknowledge him I was grilling and I came back to the grill and it opened up and I was like what's going on

like the temperature had really dropped on the grill and I didn't notice the grill dials I preheated it I turned it all up to preheat it and I turned it all on

and then I came out and all of the grill dials were shut off whoa that was really weird and that was like one of those things that was like that happened to me recently it said a little chill up my spine but I'm so

I asked Natalie if she did it? Yeah, no, she was sitting outside. Oh, really? Dude, that was really fucked up. Natalie was outside having a glass of wine, and I literally walked past her. And then I was like, did you fuck with the grill? I didn't tell her. But I asked her, I was like, did you fuck with the grill?

Did he change it at the grill? She was like, no, I'm not going to, no, I don't know. And how's done for you? Not that, not enough. Food was on the grill. Yeah, no, it's true. Yeah, if anything, you turn it up. Yeah.

Or, like, I meter it, right? Like, if I'm doing chicken, I'll take it. down, you know, like, that's like, you know, especially if I'm doing steak, you start as hot as you can get it, and then I take it down. Just sort of let it cool a little bit, let a little, kind of, um, you just got the juice, you know there.

Thank you, fucking ass, oh, God, yeah. Technically, I had burgers the other day that I sort of ruined. I made them too much, but it was fine. What are you going to do? On October 12th, I'm coming to Madison, Wisconsin, without Henry, without Marcus. I am coming to comedy on state

with Logan Metz of the promise of the real. Get your tickets at edytunes.com. I can't wait. I'm doing my full hour comedy. Logan's going to be on stage with me. He's got a new album. He's making. There's some fucking bad at, he's got like a whole like Randy Newman, Leon Russell thing going on right now. Really? It's fucking real good. I saw it out here and like I can't like I'm literally doing this show so I can hear the music again because the album doesn't exist. It's so fucking good. Come check it out. And then also November 16th, I'm going to be in San Diego. Mike Drop Comedy. I'm doing an hour there. But I'm bringing Amber Nelson.

I'm bringing Ashley Book Roberts and the wonderful Julie Rosing. We're all going to be performing together at Mike Drop Comedy. Both of these shows are on Sundays. So please skip football and come see me perform in Madison, Wisconsin, San Diego. We have more dates coming. Henry and I got

of Las Vegas date coming. We do. Side stories, Vegas is coming, man. By next week it'll be released and you'll let you'll know what it is. Can't wait. And I can't wait for all this. Stay tuned at eddytunes.com. Love every day known for a fact we're going to Vegas, and I can't fucking wait.

I'm going to God damn Vegas, right? I'm going to go out of Vegas. I'm going to love being in Vegas. I'm going to drink a bunch of fuck. I'm going to drink a lot. I'm going to drink a lot. I'm going to yell a lot. I'm going to eat a lot, all right?

And you can watch me yell and eat. We can all laugh for you join us watching us live in Las Vegas, Nevada. Sin City, baby. Woo! Yeah, and go to patreon.com slash last podcast. I love to watch all this stuff. Give us money. If you could.

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who your favorite comedians are. If you could truly, that would be a big boost for us. Also, again, if anybody could hit up the Riyadh Comedy Festival Booker. Oh, yeah. And we had a great interview

with Harold Schechter and Eric Powell. About Dr. Worthless, the guy that put the content, they wrote a book about the guy. Comic book. They wrote a comic book.

Graphic novel. Thank you. And I read it. I'm reading now. He's reading now. You believe that? But it's about the guy that censored comic books in the 50s, but he also, like, had a relationship with Ed Gein. It's a great book.

It's a really good book. Also, like, it's very, uh, he shows how someone can have an amazing legacy and then just ruin it doing something fucking stupid. But he was also, he was an interesting guy. No, I, I, I, I, it's weird because I, like, liked him. And then at the very end, you see him. just snap and become a lunatic. That's what happens. So what are you going to do?

Either way, check out the book, check out the interview. It's available on YouTube. And y'all be good to yourselves. You just live long enough to see yourself become a villain. Just be careful. That's why.

Gotta go early.