Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Semen Syringe

Episode Date: September 16, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: the Murdaugh case unravels, a scrambler copycat appears, the Somerset Gimp Man is back, a man with a syringe full of semen is pricking women, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

breaking news breaking news breaking news on this episode we cover what's going on in South Carolina the murdog family it seems like they're up to no good specific specifically the father however when we record this episode the breaking news had not yet come out so before we start the show how often does this happen every week but this time we caught it just before we put outside stories we're gonna at least talk about real quick because a breaking news item came out about the Murdoch family and we just wanted to say we were vaguely correct. Kind of correct. Alex Murdoch he arranged for a man to try to kill him

in a conspiracy to collect the 10 million dollar life insurance for his surviving son. For his surviving son. For those of you that don't know the full Murdoch family murder mystery saga we've talked about we've been talking about for the last several weeks listen to last week's episode where we do a bit of a breakdown go look it up it is a twisty and turny series it's a twisty and turny series of events but if we were vaguely correct. A man by the name of Curtis Edward Smith he has now been charged with assisted suicide insurance fraud and several other counts in the September 4th shooting of Alex Murdoch. But why did he wing him? Why didn't he actually kill him? I don't think that he wanted I think that Alex didn't want to die I think that he probably

followed orders absolutely correct. But how would he get the life insurance if he didn't die? Oh my god Mr. Zabrowski I can't put my brain in the in the brain of that big South Carolina billionaire buffoon he's all hopped up on men's god knows what the guy was thinking. You guys between his weight and your height you guys displaced the same amount of water if I put you in a bathtub when it comes down to it you should be able to know what Big Red is thinking. But yes man apparently whoever this guy was hired whoever this guy was that was hired he's 61 years fun and he is one of these guys that seemed to be he didn't do the job completely maybe because you get what you pay for you're looking at him he's looking like a grizzled a grizzled assassin. He looks a little

bit like one of the Randy Cousin Randy Quaid. He looks a little bit like Randy Quaid. Yeah he does look like a prospector who didn't find anything. Well he definitely didn't do his job properly if Murdog was supposed to die at all. So interestingly enough in this case in a strange I guess this is Alex Murdog again the man who's suspected of killing his other son and his wife I think this is technically him being nice in a way trying to get his son 10 million dollars but does this kid even need any more money? No I feel like this family is the definition of the sentence money is the root of all evil. Truly these guys are cruising for a bruising and not only was this man charged with the attempted murder of Alec Murdog he also was charged with

no surprise distribution of methamphetamine and possession of marijuana which he obviously of all of the crimes there take those drugs off there. I you know what's so sad about this is again we have two people dead we have this Alex Murdog guy grazed in the head but the only person that has been arrested is Curtis Edward Smith the man who was bribed to attempt to kill Alex Murdog which again just shows you how much power and money these folks have because this is the only dude to be charged. Yeah dude also Murdog had represented Smith several times in the past for various charges. Oh my god. So he's an old client and now they're saying Murdog is depressed and he's suicidal and what they're doing is what we are going to you're going to hear us talk on

this episode and hear us do our armchair detective work about what actually happened and what's going on here but they are now doing the thing that we said that they should have done in the beginning with now they're leaning on the pill addiction they're saying like how would he know how did he put all this together oh he's just he saw it's the pills it's the pills damn it well all right everyone enjoy this episode of side stories there's no place to escape to this is the last top cast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yeah we're going to start today on a more somber note which we don't we don't normally do i don't even know how to do it to be honest with you so it's not really going to be that somber because we're

not even i think we were making jokes at kevin's funeral well it was happening so you know we can only handle so much status otherwise our comedy has to be like and now i feel insecure and i better come out with something honestly i get a antibody shot against feelings every january and so about now is when it really starts to wear down you know of course we need to at least mention and and give a shout out to norm mcdonald who he's the guy with the legend the man the myth the single best comedian of this generation of of this group uh we the kissle and i we are pale shadows i've stolen i'm not gonna say i i'm i'm not saying i've stolen his entire persona but i've looked at it and i've said oh i'll have some of that please because he was so freaking charming and so incredible

i'm sure that most of you know now he died at 61 years old because of cancer so you never know what people are going through and so we remember that apparently he had cancer for 10 years and no one knew so we didn't know man and when it comes down to it uh there's nobody who's going to replace norm mcdonald no and we just want to say uh wherever you are i hope that there is a casino absolutely i hope there's a casino it's for you norm and i can't wait to see you at the great casino in the sky hey what's up everyone welcome to side stories i am ben hanging out with henry it is so insane you never know what folks are going through send him some love we say it all the time but really do it a little text a little meme show him a picture of your butt crack i mean

who cares what you send a good friend as long as it makes him smile a little bit we'd rather the picture of the butt crack sure why send a picture of your butt crack to a friend of yours somebody you haven't talked to in a long time this is a good time to do it we're coming out of the fucking pandemic or whatever it is go in and out of this kind of bullshit this is a good time to re-up with all of the people that are still alive absolutely and what a strange world it is one of the things that happens when someone dies i know norm wasn't the youngest but he's certainly under the average age of death and in my opinion he's still a baby 61 is young for to be dead it is old to be alive you know what i mean absolutely great well great way to put that henry bob dole

out left norm mcdonald i can't believe it i can't believe it not that i care if bob is alive or not i hope he's body right now you know i mean like he's not really alive whatever bob dole's doing bob dole he posted something on twitter and he better do an impression of norm because wouldn't that be funny if bob tries to do an impression of norm no one i think it would be like the fucking nazi at the end of the indiana jones movie where he's just kind of like but we want to start today with a little bit of an update none i am i'm so excited by this story the murdoch family murder mystery that we have been we covered a little bit last week yes we did

but honestly the emails that we got back from some of our south carolina listeners are very compelling and i'll tell you what they're all redacted each person that emailed us which is really true they sent a fairly juicy email piece by piece truly and then i would get a follow-up email being like hey on second thought please don't read this yeah so whatever's going on in south carolina people are truly afraid of the murdoch family or just even their reputation their abilities to trash your life apparently they really do they can't do that they can really reach out and touch somebody if they want to which is very interesting but there has been an update in the news according to fitz news fitz news is like the location for murdoch family updates and

like all the current information if you're the local reporter for fitz news this is like this is your time to become uh in cold blood this is your human this is your truman capote moment it's happened in your own backyard you don't even have to charter a plane or get on a bus to go investigate what's going on in south carolina i would actually strongly discourage you to go to i wouldn't don't go to south carolina well if you're a reporter you've got to go boots on the ground you can't be like one of these corporate cuck reporters that just follows whatever uh the big corporate shills tell them to say but i want to say this when it comes to the emails thank you so much for sending those and we won't be reading those because yes as

henry said everyone was like and second i thought my mom lives near one of their friends and we are a big concern that they have so much power and reach so scared of their web dude i can't believe i was like and i guess they're not going to come for us i guess because we're hollywood elites or some bullshit but we're not there we're not in south carolina but honestly the the the tension that i got in the emails was palpable it is insane it they look like the family from like the hills have eyes but if the hills have eyes if that family won the lottery but they also have no idea how to spend the money or how to be really classy or how do my mutiny lottery dream home i can fuck my daughter in that's gonna really bump up the square footage yes it is but fitznews.com

that's F-I-T-S-N-E-W-S dot com they uh they have the newest update that actually came out today which is so what we know about Alec Murdoch the last time we saw him he is now in the hospital right he was in the hospital for getting a superficial head wound treated from the these vandals these men that came and shot him in the head and he didn't know them he must have been some kind of asian i think he said that several times and now he's in rehab for pills we know that but according to Fitznews they have found the knife that was used to slash Alec Murdoch's tire that he was investigating right so this should bring us closer to the people who murdered his son and daughter i mean whoever owns this knife this is a pretty big piece of evidence i would say

it is who does it belong to Henry it's uh it's pointing towards Alec Murdoch himself what we're gonna find out if this is real or not no shit it seems like he might have set this up on his own because when it comes down to it this storyline doesn't make any fucking sense so you tell me he was driving down a road with a slash tire now there's a difference between a which of course an e slash but let's just say that he didn't slash his own tire sure hey you you've driven with a flat before yes i did normally a flat takes a while for it to express itself normally it's a leak the object is stuck inside something like that it takes a long time for the but sometimes the we're we are nine years old yes yep that's right but we'll never get to norm's

level we're never gonna get there uh but when the people you drive with an open slashed tire i don't think it's the same i feel like when normally when you get a flat it's slowly come the nail or something like that maybe and all of a sudden you hear the pop up when you're driving and but this shit so you have a slashed open tire that you drove in so he was like oh something's wrong with my tire and then he got out to investigate it and that's when he got shot which i think is absolute horseshit he did the whole thing right there well you mentioned henry as well also when i got my flat tire that was the worst day of my life jerry had ran away i'm searching for him on the sidewalk all of a sudden my tire gets flat i had something else

horrible happened i was like i am living in a freaking country song right now but what definitely points me in the direction that he was the one who did all of this and there was no third person amiss a man with one arm or perhaps one testicle it was the one nut man we could be but the thing is as we just talked about with how horrified everyone was to even email us if somebody shot this dude in the head i have a feeling they would find out who did it so now right people magazine has been talking about like the gunshot wound and as we talked about last week like seems a little fishy seems like they didn't do a great job horrible hit man but alex has taken to email to say it was not a self-inflicted gunshot it certainly was not and i can tell you that for

certain because i was the guy who got shot and according to np strategy in columbia which you know every time your family gets killed and then you've been shot on the side of the road and then you find out there's a knife that was used to gash a tire open that happened to be long to you you're gonna want to get a strategy company from columbia so it's important to always think about the optics in this scenario you don't want to think about like really trying to find the killer it's all about making sure that if you got good because look at these pictures of alex murdoch to be honest he needs a stylist uh he needs a lot uh including his family he's got he's got suspender voice he's the type of man i when it comes down to it i feel like you got to hit 70

before you could start wearing suspenders um i think yeah i think suspenders are a lot like diapers uh from zero to two super cute and then unless you're steampunk 82 then you can wear a steampunk person or you are a sexy woman doing a penguin cosplay oh right so according to amanda loveday a spokesperson for murdoch she says uh say my thoughts there has been some missing uh there has been some misreported about alex murdoch and his shooting on september 4th so we wanted to clear that up with a number of facts for the day um so then this is an entire breakdown according to the spokesperson she says after the shooting alex had an entry and exit ruin wound his skull was fractured and it was not a self-inflicted bullet wound they go on to say alex pulled over after

seeing a low tire indicator light a male driver in a blue pickup truck asked him if he had car troubles as soon as alex replied he was shot what am i doing what are you doing what am i doing here it looks like you're jerking off the air yeah yep yeah that's what i'm doing because that's what he's fucking doing with this bullshit story it's absolute garbage he's a total fucking liar he did it to himself he definitely shot himself in the head he made up this story there was no other pickup truck you can't drive on a slash tire for like you didn't need i'm pulling my headphones out he didn't even need the tire indicator light to go off if you have a slash oh i think there's no light that says my tire is flat though everything must be fine it's like

when someone drives into the lake because they're um because they're google maps told him that that was the right road to go on well it's on the map i don't know it didn't say to go left or right it went right through the lake and that's what i guess what happens i should have put i should have clicked avoid suicide when i was looking for the map but this man is a prime example of just be careful what you wish for you know you look at home alone what a cute story that was he says oh i wish my parents weren't here they didn't die though they just went on a plane they forgot Kevin right and then of course there was a home invasion and theoretically that's a horror movie and i love that movie with all my heart and real life those burglars probably would have pinned Kevin down

and like fiddled with him a bunch of them left his body there uh it would have been a new reason to call them the wet bandits yeah it would have been disgusting um but of course thank you for micro machines michael jordan posters and all the things that kevin utilized to beat off those two horrible horrible intruders when it comes to this man wishing his family away which is obviously what he did um i think at this point he would prefer if they were just back because it seems like every single thing he wants a mulligan is what you're saying it's one mulligan because every single henry and i were talking before the show obviously the man is addicted to pain pills uh pain pills and a whole series of different yeah he's not thinking correct he's not he is not uh in line

with reality he's not thinking correct henry but i think it's safe to say he is thinking like he is just sitting there oh he's skewing just like how what do i do now what do i do big dog big red big dog what are you gonna do he's fucking doing his fucking bullshit he's in his uncut gem shit he's in the end of good good fellows where he's seeing the black helicopters everywhere but he sent the helicopters all you had to not do was kill your family technically you should have leaned on the pill addiction if you're dealing if you're already covering up an embezzlement you should just like throw yourself in your rehab do the thing look at robert downey jr remember robert downey jr was breaking into people's homes and shit and like wandering around la and now he's

now he's a beloved but you know the difference is robert downey jr found love she got him nice and sober she did she's alive they're still together because he didn't kill her yeah it seems as if that actually he will not not yet i don't know the actors are unpredictable you also can't trust an actor well they are unpredictable i think about this how many people like well i love john melaney's comedy everybody came up with this idea that he's just some like he's some guy that all of a sudden you that now everybody's mad that he like left his family and shit when it came down to it you were the one who had this idea that he was some fake good boy where he was just a normal man he was the man who's got the same he struggles with the with money and and drugs and all this kind

of shit but he but you lean on the rehab yes indeed you do so it looks like murdog is a murdoch it looks like as things continue to uh definitely spiral out of control for this man for him yeah at some point hopefully by next week's episode fingers crossed we will have an actual answer because i doubt it man sled is doing shit they're not doing anything south carolina is not going to be doing anything i think they're going to try to cover this up as much as humanly possible i wonder if this gets all the way to to ham and biscuits linsey graham y'all does this get all i mean is that a powerful this i mean if they might be powerful i hope because freaking south carolina like well think about how linsey graham has a team of gay sex workers that all keep his

secrets for him and all of these people that keep these secrets for him south carolina is a place where people that's where the swamp is friend after you go down there you go down on there down by the creek and anything can happen oh my god you can just politicians blowing each other out there and when it comes down to it you should be doing it on the street and encouraging it you can just see alex murdog and linsey graham sharing each other's eyes as they share a hopefully a person of age but i hope it's a person of age just be 18 that's all just just make them 18 um so we'll keep you up to date on what's going on with all that we will we will know this story i love this story you know why you love it are you sure you want to see you i don't know what story you're

gonna go with but are you sure you want to say that you love this story i love this story because this story is i mean it's right on them it's right on the money uh spanish bishop oh this is a the okay this one i guess you're allowed to love this one that's i love this one he's a bishop for the catholic church he quit for his love of satanic erotica now of course he did because he's roman catholic and roman catholicism is again it's a pipeline to satanism it's the darkest four it's the darkest um rhetoric of any religion i think a mainstream religion they really go there they really go there and it's so naughty to think any private thought you know what i mean like god is the ultimate surveillance program he is up in every one of the every single image you have

in your mind he scans so every time you got a hard on guess what you give god a hard on too oh wow i love to think about that but you know what this comes down to this is also the story of thorn birds because he didn't just fall in love with porn he fell in love with the woman who wrote the porn now this is in 2010 at the age of 41 this guy he became the youngest the youngest bishop in slothona now this is in spain right this guy whoever this fucking guy is i mean who gives a shit about zavier novell but when it comes down to it i'm glad that he had the transformation because yeah he backed uh conversion therapy yes he was scumbag on that we just get total scumbag he he carried out exorcisms which is really interesting but they loved him he was a rising

star in the catholic church they absolutely loved him um but apparently he fell for this person silvia silvia silvia caballion it was a psychologist and erotic novelist of course oh do you know much like uh much like uh stacey abram she could write some good smut did you uh one of the titles here of the book i mean i get it man if you're a horned up dude you tend to love spiritualism and sort of maybe cryptic kind of verbiage if you want to mix that into your sex play i mean i never did it but i'm assuming having sex in a catholic church like on the main podium with us was the saint's boat and all that you could probably get some steamy stuff in there but apparently one of the titles of the book that really got him was the hell of gabriel's lust

yeah which was the uh and the trilogy amnesia amnesia amnesia in the blurb for one of her works the reader has promised a genuine to sadism madness and lost in a struggle between good and evil now this is so interesting because i do think it falls in line with the way a bishop could view his life so in these books what it seems to me it sounds like priests or get their dicks up and at some point he put himself in those little like elf shoes the priest wear that over in europe and he saw himself being like what if i could get blown and then he did what any other red blooded man in 2021 does when he likes a person's work he slid into her dms oh he sent her an email saying hey we should get together and then guess what man what a couple of fucking siesta's later

a couple of plates of paella in all of a sudden he has fallen in love with this woman and this is what he says this is his quote i have fallen in love and i want to do things properly oh it's just incredible that he did right look at that again in a way all right because now that we're talking again about this celibacy within the catholic church um zevier novell admitted earlier in his youth he had fallen in love with an 18 year old girl and he had wanted to marry and have children before deciding on a different path but now this fucker is gonna maybe come once and what that will actually do hey that might clear out some space for him to have a human fucking thought i believe they've been together for a little while now my understanding so good for them

and i think he is still unfortunately pro gay conversion therapy yeah yeah that hasn't helped you that i need to now fucking do the lizastrata thing where you got to take that pussy back and be like you need to change your shit all right you ain't gonna get none of these how absolutely we'll never let women never let an institution stop you from finding love and dare i say catholic church you want to get rid of all the uh disgusting habits of your priests let him let them find love yes that might help all right well speaking of finding love this man uh well i don't even think he was looking for it and this was the story i was concerned that henry said uh was saying that he loved because this story is um it's just dark because i don't even know how you get come

inside of a syringe but nonetheless there's this dude you pull it yeah he looks like someone use a funnel i think he looks like someone who's like a plumber but he only wants to plum toilets that are absolutely devastated after juggalo concerts it looks like he loves the job of plumbing he looks like someone who is very strong and very stern he's a 53 year old dude evidently he was filling syringes full of semen and then he was injecting them into women this was in maryland butts yeah it's not good man well we covered this story last year we did end up covering this story because this happened in 2020 in february and i seem to remember this this butt stabber and now he has finally been sentenced to ten years finally sentenced he is sentenced to 10 years as henry

said um apparently he was possibly going to be sentenced to 25 years yes but a judge suspended all of it but the 10 years um so yeah be careful out there in new york there was also a situation occurring where there was a butt slasher at one point i don't know if we have to start selling like underwear that has like steel plates on the bottom so that people can't be slashing butts i don't know what to do about this situation because these people are rogue individuals and i can't imagine if this guy did have any friends he doesn't look like he did no i can't imagine he like sent them a text and be like guess what i'm up to and then a little squeak squeak squeak yeah they'd be like well i don't know man well do you buddy it gets we're almost in quarantine

so do you i look at this guy and i wonder number one where do you get this idea from is this an internet thing you know how these adults are with internets you know i mean like this and number two again how much cum did he have to put into a syringe to fill it how much did he have to come and set it up but also don't you have to do it fairly quickly because it doesn't come dry and then you just gotta have a bunch of dust in there and then i don't whatever it really can but i i'm gonna maybe let me submit this idea we do have some listeners over 50 so to those of you that are normal i apologize but when it comes down to it is i think when you hit 50 you should take some form of test that says should you be allowed on the internet let's take a look at what you think

like just kind of a litmus test of how you react to certain things right because q still rides basically on the backs of 50 year old yeah on the internet i was in vegas last weekend and it's a hodgepodge of humanity but there were stuff i mean you know it is what it is and sometimes you overhear things at a bar and so alternative thoughts well i was speaking with one of my favorite bartender she's now retired she's done on monday but i didn't realize she started going in right because she gets her sources and so she started going in she's doing independent research which she believes that trump is still in office and there was a whole bunch of different kind of he's not so but he would be on tv and stuff like he's not you'd be being president but there

was a lot she also was like that's all antifa like all the jet anyway it doesn't matter but people doesn't even have like a building where they antifa is technically a concept that anybody can say what it is people can get very confused and it's unfortunate so according to uh please katie peters she was stabbed um or poked i suppose rather by this syringe full of semen this is what she told the police she said she was stabbed and then she looked at him and she was like did you what did you just touch me with a lit cigarette and then he replied yeah it felt like a bee sting didn't it yeah and it's fucked up man it fucks me it fucks me up there's no reason for this you don't need to have a catchphrase no while doing it that definitely makes it worse

i just again man check in on your 50 year olds see if they've got uh hobbies you know like healthy hobbies even if it's just reading the post you know like a good post it's good it's good and conservative on one edge because it can make you laugh at a bunch of cruel stuff but also at the same time it can just give them the sports section they can stay into sports get the sports section so the cops were immediately on this they were like we have ourselves a massive bandit um so a few days later he was identified he was pulled over by police and when pulled over they found a syringe in his vehicle and he was also in the possession of another syringe both of them containing semen so this was this was a he was a serial semen semener and uh it's not good and i have no idea

uh maybe someone in the psychology world can tell us lp uh what is our email lpotl.com side stories lpotl jesus christ oh my god side stories lpotl.com let us know i mean obviously it's a power move and the dude is like trying to assert his unbelievable male dominance and uh yeah it's just disgusting so anyway also punch him in the freaking face yeah yeah man fucking attack him not to natalie said she she was like if that had ever fucking happened to me i would kill him with my bare hands and i was like yeah i guarantee it would be a scene out of uh that would be straight up natalie what did you just do to me that would be straight out of kill bill oh it would be so much blood the high kicks alone hopefully she's wearing heels and oh my god right the freaking

right in the eye right and you um speaking of wap wap wap you know there's another serial there's another serial egger that's happening this is in georgetown there's another serial egger there's a copycat there's another copycat person another copycat person hitting people with eggs this is in georgetown right outside of georgetown university this i might blame on students um we did get one heavily fabricated chicago scrambler email um i appreciate the creativity but to be honest it wasn't mysterious enough for us to read it on air uh you know i feel like i'm sorry i'm not going to give the second egger any any attention you're not the goat you're not the original one so yeah now you're just a copycat egg thrower that doesn't really ring treat you need

to figure out something out maybe starting throwing raspberries at somebody or grapes anything that explodes would work as well you know like a fruit of some kind water balloons just too classic you're not making the news with that but yeah water balloons the eggs are off the table i'm sorry do you remember the guy in toronto that would dump uh buckets of shit that used to take from the porter parties on people there's that one you do that every day every day i think about that and i'm just so happy to be reminded of that and what about getting whizzed like cheese whizzed oh yeah getting whizzed that could be kind of thin a bunch of nacho cheese in a super soaker do they still sell super soakers oh yeah buddy they're better than ever i honestly that these

kids haven't way too good i've said that before i mean yeah they can't go to school or anything but these kids have a job market for them no you know in the world the world is burning down into the temperatures are flying over that's fine it doesn't matter but honestly super soaker filled with watered down nacho cheese yeah i mean i could see that working pretty well because the goal is to just agitate ever so yes so you and you know and you have to you're not trying to hurt you're not trying to get be guilty of a crime because you notice the chicago scrambler still has not been charged with the crime right right yeah it's just like if you're driving down avenue of america is in new york city you got everyone in their suits they're all hello i'm going to work

going to work kind of depressed oh i don't really like my wife oh man i wish i wish i could have sex with that instagram model i've been d i mean but she doesn't seem to get back to me it's just gonna be slightly annoying for them and hey man it gets it out of your system yeah it gets it out of your system without killing a bunch of people but i think it's really important i think there's so many ways to i am totally all about societal mayhem if you're going to do a little bit of it the whole point is to sprinkle it in teach people a lesson make them question their reality very similar to the somerset gimp man now what is going on here in somerset this is this happened there was in 2019 there was a series of sightings of a masked man and clever him

he uh in a full gimp outfit you know i'm looking at the pictures of him he looks good in the gimp suit he's looking he's like yeah he's thin he's fit um i like the eyes with the little x's on him it's a horrifying suit if you saw it hanging if you saw it like at the end of your bed as you were waking up slightly and you're like i think i'm in sleep paralysis but then you realize it's not sleep paralysis and it's actually a gimp i wanted to wear one i wanted to get one as a gag gift you do have your i mean it's not a gimp suit but you do have that one like that moth outfit or that moth don't you have you have like some yes bat i have a bat costume and i like morph suits i think they're fun right i would i wanted a gimp suit but they're like fucking four hundred dollars

well that's just a little bit too pricey they're really expensive but in 2019 uh so he popped out of a bush uh but there were people at late at night walking and he popped out of a bush and they said they didn't like him because he was like fiddling with his dick of balls like grunting and breathing heavy use so he was having fun whatever right no it's not good so i think people got mad at him all right but he but the cops wasn't looking for him and they couldn't find him because he was wearing a gimp suit and all they had to do was unzip it and then he was out and then cut to i believe two weeks ago he's back baby he's out there and i tell you what these families are they are shattered by it because they're all like this one poor family this one poor mother says

oh i've got older children and even more kids of cyan it's a gip man again they really freaked out by it but it could be anyone then i want to come from a practical point of view and do something to help people feel safer now i'm not too bothered to walk around on my own but it freaks my titanite and i want them to feel safer oh the uh the picture of the town makes it look like it's like a humble it looks like it should belong in a snow globe it's like it looks like it needs a gimp man i don't know no town needs a gip man but that's every town has like we talked about uh in my hometown there was a fellow who would have sex with cats we all knew it he's a character he's a character it's a part of the town's tapestry i don't know yeah so the gip man as far as we know

again we i don't believe he's touched anyone i think he's just creeping people out kind of no he grabs it he's taking balls and he goes huh and i guess i know that that's bad i know that there are people immediately gonna be mad that i said that it's fine or that it's like it's fun but i also think that it's better than he doesn't honk your breasts right yeah it's better than he doesn't grab it you or stick a syringe of semen inside of you so i guess in a way i guess because i had i had at least two people masturbate at me in new york and in a way it felt like so much more of a compliment yeah you want to say that huh you like that yeah i do i'm not all the time but yeah it's the way i remember you also thinking that i remember you sort of being traumatized

afterwards i remember no but then it just kind of time of the subway and then this person was jerking off at me and it was kind of strange because he didn't even give you a movie role or anything you know what's interesting about trauma and like the little the little things the little traumas like especially like living in new york and how it happens every every day five days or so there's like a micro trauma that happens oh yeah mac macro macro yeah but you see i call it micro because you know it's like sometimes in my mind imagine i sometimes manage my life is like two big lumps of ice cream and then we're at we're at a cold stone and those micro traumas you just kind of fold them in so you don't really taste them after a while you know what i mean you just kind

of mash them all together and then it just becomes a it just becomes a fabric that is the background of my mind yes indeed but don't forget you can still get sick from them so be very careful and dare i say put a couple of sprinkles of cherry put about put a couple of sprinkles of those little i call them sugar sugar uh sugar cylinders we remember when you the first time you as the clot moved closer to the center of your brain all right so let's move on when it comes to we talk about this because we try to be fair as we we're fair and balanced we are we try to be as fair as possible and we know police have hard jobs and one of the most difficult thing a police officer has to do with his unit is a standoff because you get all hungry and then you're like where's the coffee

and you're gonna stake out no i'm talking about standoff oh you the stake out is where you get hungry well i think you could also get hungry during an armed standoff depending on how long it lasts well of course you're constantly hungry but this woman she said look at these officers hunks with junk that's their guns and she said there's an armed standoff going on so let me bring a little bit of levity to it so you mean to tell me they were like outside of the standoff like they were outside and someone had barricaded themselves inside of a house well is that how it is the officers were involved in an armed standoff with a teenager and that's when jessica smith she's 28 years young and she's quite cute so she drove past several patrol patrol cars will behind the

wheel of a golf cart now smith said oh i don't care because they're like get out of here ma'am this is the middle of an armed standoff she said i don't really care she's butt ass naked whoa she was naked yeah that's cool say she refused to exit the golf cart she was assisted out in handcuffed around 12 o 5 a.m believe it or not she did smell like alcohol and it was found i think according the mug shot it did look like she might have also made have smoked a little bit and or she was just also very very very intoxicated or she's just having a good time trying to love and in armed standoff and what i love to do it is through some boobies so the complaint lists smith's home address as the resident uh in is she's in she's in massachusetts and smith's parents own a home about a

mile away from where she was so arrested investigators allege that smith's naked antics quote put multiple deputies at risk for potential of getting shot at oh yeah because the she was like a distraction like this was oceans 12 i guess so but i also feel like if i'm going to stand off and i'm a teenager let's assume it's a teenage boy and all of a sudden i see this naked woman a golf cart the last thing i'm thinking about is shooting a bunch of people no yeah all of a sudden whoa you saw boobies so just boobies into your brain and the blood flow went from his brain right to his dick in this case that actually helps because his brain was obviously like kill the cops kill the cops but then his dick was like look at that beautiful woman on a golf court on the

golf cart maybe this speaks to maybe this speaks to the defund the police movement right defund the cops right where what we do is we just take some of the big like all of their that we take away some of their military gear and we need to have five topless and bottomless officers that are a part of this diffusal diffusion group they can go out there so you got you got tits out for the people who like tits you got a dick out officer yeah we got digs out for people who like penises so that you can go out there and then they can go to certain like situations and they can diffuse it just by going like hey why don't you take a look at my breasts and think about whether or not you want to rob this bank you know that's a great idea we talk about how to end standoffs some officers

do it better than others you know what do you want to also if you want to end a standoff bring some stools bring some stools sit down sit off and that's just kind of fun it's a great point henry but it would be kind of fun you could put on a musical performance you can do anything um more singing telegrams in the police absolutely but don't shoot them like that movie clue because uh that's not that's a curve that's a that's a pharaoh as a felony even if you hate them even if you hate singing telegrams if you murder them you will go to jail man i'll tell you man we don't even think about singing telegrams enough anymore whatever happened to that profession i want to bring the selling of the singing telegram back but i don't even hear about it before covid i

knew some people who did singing telegrams really covid and i tell you what man it's a rough scene it's not uh it's hard out there is it to be a singing telegram person if you're singing telegram person that is listening please confirm this side stories lpotlgmail.com is it okay hold on a second is it it's a hard life is it do they okay are they do are they supposed to go over there and actually sing or is it like air quotes singing telegram and the next thing no that's a stripper no but but i'm saying in order to get sometimes you have to have fun code words if you're in a place like south carolina you like singing telegram but then like also the whole oh like they're calling abortions crystals in texas like that idea like doing that type of thing we're saying

like code words help getting some crystals yes uh you know what i feel like that is such an intrinsic like such a law to break within the world of singing telegrams if you lie about it and i feel like people would be really upset if you if they were expecting the selling of singing telegram and then they just got some guy he just like has brought a basket of ham or you mean like while i do appreciate you bringing a basket of ham i do want the singing telegram part to be administered but what i will say about singing singing telegrams is is that a lot of times people buy singing telegrams as like a gag gift for somebody else but i'll tell you what you know what happens is is that the you are purchasing a gag gift then that has a mind right that is a that is a human

it's a human arriving so you think it's really fun and it's just like funny thing to do but then you as a human being that is not a robot arrive to deliver this singing telegram that you have been paid to do to people that maybe don't want it and they just laugh at you they or they either laugh at you they physically attack you because they don't want you there because maybe you surprised the fuck out of them i remember i was on the set of wolf of wall street and the a singing telegram was sent uh for martin scorsese's birthday okay and the person came and they had to sing the song for just one song or multiple songs it was during lunch it was the several songs and the thing was some of the songs henry i don't i couldn't i don't remember because we were all watching

because it was so like it was so unexpected it was really funny but the problem was is that like and scorsese did good right like he went like okay you know like he did a clap and stuff but then it was hard because then the person had to be driven away like they had to like then scoop this person away because then it was also oh now you're too close now you're too close to martin scorsese and then the meanwhile this person's like you hired me i'm here i'm a person watch them get brought in as if they were like a towel rack and then removed as if they were a streaker at the world starting to think this entertainment industry is cold cold what i don't know why no it's intense i'm not sure why but hear me hear me out on this henry a singing telegram company

everyone dresses like pigs and it's called singing telehamb we did we just made telehamb we really talked about but they do have to sing yes pig themed songs and i do need to hear some oinks from there total eclipse of the oink um parodies i want pig based song parodies um uh two out of three eight pig that's a part of that you don't know i don't know i'm just making these up so i don't know we haven't we haven't really put our brains to it yet but i think singing telehamb the company i think it could be really big we've been trying to find a way to invest our money maybe pour some gravy on me if you think about pour some sugar on me pour some gravy on me there's a whole lot of stuff we could do how about this kissal instead of us investing our money first

what if we take marcus's money and see how it does first um well you know what let's do it's small d democracy here at lpm so two out of three two out of three six but you wait until it becomes a multi-billion dollar industry then you'll see then you'll see he's gonna cut us out of it and then there's gonna be lawsuits and then we're gonna end up right he's gonna whoa that's right he could do that do higher marcus man fuck this shit he's gonna have to betray us we came up with singing telehamb no technically you uh you have just created this entire narrative in your own head but at some point our most famous singing telehamb will have to appear in court and uh maybe the only one will be like christy bacon or something like that i don't know please please that's

incredible it's those guys kind of sexy um i wanted speaking of show business you got to be really careful out there if you're an orb because there's somebody out there shooting you i want you to watch a documentary that is called capturing the light by about a woman named dorthy isat as iz a t t who was accumulated over 30 000 feet of eight millimeter footage of 16 millimeter footage of ufo's wow and it is how'd she get that it is compelling it is very very interesting this documentary is it's one of those it's not like billy meyer because billy meyer obviously made up all of the footage like all of his shit was absolutely totally fake and the other guy that ended up being a child molester i forget what was the name of his i think his his documentary was

called unacknowledged this is a very simple grandmother that films these things because she has this weird connection to these ufo's and i tell you what this shit's fucking wiggity man i don't what the hell is going on out there but these people these orbs are visiting dorthy isat and she's watching them all the time and she keeps saying i don't want money i just want someone to believe the messages of these aliens and the messages of the aliens they're speaking with her telepathically and they're saying we better watch our shit because we are on our on a path to destruction my friend oh my goodness all right well thank you aliens for telling us that in no way is that scary okay um yes and there are there are so many i'm sure everyone already

looks at it but so many different orb sightings and weird sightings i like to i mean i'm not a huge fan of these ring camps but they do pick up a lot of stuff now don't they did you see did you see that yes i i fucking footage that article yeah that article was also very interesting the object caught on a fucking ring video because again these are not they're they can't be like i guess they could be manipulated but it's very difficult if you look at the fun and she'll like what the fuck yeah i have just i love the time period we're in that video was found on a ring cam in anson county and uh this is a quote from terese mcnair who noticed something strange coming from the sky is sky she says my sister wanted me to see what was coming from the sky however never

noticed the events afterwards regarding them regarding the neighbor's roof and what transformed at the end of the hedges i happened to notice it because i continued to look at the video we're still in awe and i don't know what to make of it however it is something which is as close as you get when it comes to uh seeing the ufo like it's something it's something don't like it's something but also i was watching an interesting video about ball lightning right and that's not just my ball every name um but this it is this really obviously nobody really i guess what really shocked me is that nobody really knows what it is and there's a very little legit footage of ball lightning but what i did learn is that it's a part of what is the quote unquote uap the unidentified

aerial phenomena that the government has been researching alongside atyp right so things like atyp they do research stuff like this which is this concept of this kind of free floating plasma because they don't still don't know what ball lightning is and one theory that is apparently a legit theory is that it is a sign of inter dimensionality and that what we're seeing is it's something like you know how like if you walk in front of a projector you create a shadow it's like that but it's something how it's creating a shadow walking between dimensions isn't that fascinating kids all fucking love it you piece of fucking shit i love it indeed yeah they say that what they saw looks faster than a shooting star maybe it hit the ground but they heard

a it was like a whoosh and they could barely see it with the naked eye any hoot all right so the truth is out there somewhere we just have to figure out what is going on what is going on well let's get to uh something that we know for a fact that's hero of the week okay this is a two for week because i got my middle man and i got my wrestling man it's the time for real american heroes else no give me head that's what he used to say oh yeah he used to come out with the fake stuff to air with the uh with the mannequin head and else no it's amazing so any hoot he's got a good old dead bod and he was swimming to show it off and a boy got stuck in a riptide in destin beach florida and those are no joke i would not be here right now if i was not as big as i am because the first time i was

in florida at like three a.m i took off all my clothes ran into the ocean and i got hit with a wave and i was like oh the ocean's really strong and it literally if i was if i was your size Henry i'm just gone leaving a pile of clothes right there on the beach i'm scared of the Atlantic ocean it's yes it is very powerful so else no he saw this kid he's like no not on my watch sir and he grabbed the boy and this is what he had to say he says i think the riptide caught him because every time a wave came in it would start to pull him further and further out i could see him starting to panic and i heard the mom screaming somebody help him the lifeguard had gotten up but i knew she wasn't going to make it in time and i was still pretty far away but i started running through the

water trying to get over there i made it thank god and caught him by the arm just as a wave starting to pull him out even further if i hadn't grabbed him jeez i think he would have gone out to sea and that would have been it so thank you else no for saying look at that child and you could almost see the scene look at that child but i mean not a great day for the lifeguard but it's very difficult to see if someone's drowning because they don't make that noise it's silent remember that from videos i don't know what i didn't know how i learned well next thing you know all of a sudden you're going into the water you're pulling every single person out they're kicking and screaming oh yeah i'm drowning everybody you're all drowning but three people

drowning with me if you're near me you're drowning with me because i will flail and scream and grab yeah i believe that all right in the second hero of the week i don't know who we got to i don't know much about this band but maybe henry have you heard of this band gray hawk no okay so the basis for well i mean well that's good though now we'll get the pump this is now it's time they're gonna hit the fucking stratosphere uh because douchebags exist there was a shooting at this uh at this venue the guy's name was darin wall who stopped a shooting before it even began during a show at a place called the the shredder in boise idaho wall said in an interview that he had saw a a would-be shooter ethan burg began making finger gun motions and pretending to shoot

people in the crowd so he well wall said i don't know if anyone else saw it i got a weird feeling right away sometimes sometimes you confront really ways to people yes you do or really drunk and they're really angry and they're shouting and they're belligerent this guy was really cold that's what i would say and he goes on to say i saw him reach behind his back and grab the gun and that's when i moved in no other options went through my head the gun was in the pocket of his pants and he shot me through his pants and got me in the upper thigh so this guy actually took a bullet for his crowd what have you done for our audience mr. zebrowski yeah i nothing i've done nothing all i want to do is i'll save you i'll save you man uh so darin wall the basis

for the band gray hawk uh great job buddy that sucks and that's freaking good nightmare stop ruining live events for everyone and keep your anger i don't know go to therapy figure it out buddy yeah a bunch of people at a gray hawk concert it ain't gonna make you happy no it's your own life you're just garbage you're just to be just fucking think about what you're doing because you are you like get a friend get a life i mean i think about what damn near ruined the mind of the leasing or the eagles of death metal that that terror attack in france was so i mean that if you read the descriptions of what would happen there holy yes so stop doing that but thank you so much for the heroes of the week mr wall and mr snow great work good work all right

it's time for some listener emails nice we got a good we got a good missive from because we gave a solid shout out to plumbers and i want to read this email for a plumber all right i love a good plumber i was in the navy for a few years and i immediately became accustomed to the quote unquote shit lasagna being a plumber on the ship thankfully i was an electrician and didn't have to deal with this atrocity when this happens i don't want to know what goes on when the main toilet systems or v cht is what the system is called vacuum collection holding and transfer get shut down for maintenance the toilets don't work and we're told not to use them but that doesn't stop anyone from doing it oh my gosh we don't want to stop if it if the toilets is closed

for dukey you gotta close it hard man because they're like not my fucking job bro but then turns out what you do is create a shit lasagna all right we don't have typical toilets on board instead we have a vacuum system that literally sucks your shit down a tube normally there is water in the toilets but when work is being done the water is drained during this time of maintenance a shit lasagna is made this is when no one listens and takes a shit in an empty toilet bowl and can't flush it oh god the next person comes in lays toilet paper on top of the previous shit shits on top of that what so on and so forth until the shit mountain rises out of the bowl rinse and repeat for the three or four other toilets in the bathroom all right but at some point

uh i don't know thank you for your service thank you for sure yeah sure uh but what's worse is that when the system comes back online and the water is reintroduced so there's little room for that water so it overflows onto the floor and gives it it has all this fucking airflow and so if we creates an air bubble and then when it's flush it shoots shit to the ceiling so it's fun man it's hard out there it's hard and war i actually was like oh wow that's a that's a great career if you're a janitor you don't have to go and fight but then i'm like that is the war isn't it like the ptsd of the war that somebody who had to be on shit duty during any any amount of the massive amounts of wars the us have had that's the person i want to talk to i know dd was really

rough but what about the guy who had to clean up all of that oh my god think about the nazis that have this shit with all the kraut and all the fucking sausage those guys huh and then they got that liquid meth craps coming through as well oh here we go i have an interesting tidbit of london lore that i'm sure henry will find amusing oh okay well i guess i'll take out just during the late 17th century there were two serial spankers in london the first whipping tom was in london these attacks happened in 1681 they happened in between fleet street strand and holbert all together these make a relatively large area ranging from the city of london west minster and central london respectively there's two accounts of this methodology the first is

that he would approach an unaccompanied woman and bend her over his knee speaking over the cane then running off into the night wait oh all right yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes the second is much more sensational and absurd he would seek out a lone woman but he would go the extra mile to lift up her dress and spank her while yelling spank hoe spank hoe it's only because it's in a British accent that it makes it mildly charming because all of this is horrible a two cheek rip rip i smack from the bottom he would flee from the scene and vanish with speed in a finesse that was almost supernatural didn't take time for him to bend all these people over didn't someone be like hey what's going on over there it doesn't it's i think at first as a woman

maybe at the time period you're used to maybe getting lifted up and maybe putting a card or something so you're like oh you said 1600s didn't you 1681 yeah all right all right all right there was vast public outcries the police were very ineffective at patrolling the streets or apprehending the spanker i suppose the silver lining is that the nature of these attacks was in lethal but sadly little has changed with regards to the police productivity because of this many vigilantes picked up the slack going out armed with various blunt objects and dressed in their wives clothing which is incredible i we got to do this as a movie also looking for a serial spanker dresses women sadly this is where the details begin to dry up as there's no surviving

information about how the spankers were found the only one that could possibly get spanked out of all three of us is marcus he's the only one with the with the big old juicy bottom yeah it's usually bottom just but that doesn't mean he's begging to be spanked no it does not nor does it mean if anyone with the juicy but it's technically they they like it to be left alone oh yes um technically sometimes though even i'm a small but i could use a little touch no i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry now there's no record of how they were captured right because it's hard they don't really know they feel like they may be the reason why that it might have been even two separate people which is why the mo's were so deep were so separate right it seems fairly similar so an

anonymously written book wonderfully titled whipping tom brought to life and exposed to view was written and recounted these attacks it might provide some form of closure for listeners who have found themselves invested though it might be a good wild goose chase finding somewhere to read it just go away remember when you are down in london town sometimes you get spanked oh my goodness all right all right i got one more kicked in the head yeah sometimes they do get kicked in the head so i've been sitting on this for a month to see if i could come up with a rational explanation but no dice hmm it's still creepy to me after a late night tryst with my partner i laid in bed wide awake trying to shake off the post nut clarity and get back to sleep fantastic normally i just

go to sleep but it's fine so i was laying there i felt as i was being watched so i opened my eyes and looked out of our bedroom door and could see two long two lanky shadow forms standing in the doorway they were they're very tall probably close to seven foot and slightly there was one that was slightly tall closer to seven foot and one that was slightly shorter one that was right behind with extra long and thin limbs oh at first i wrote it off as weird just a weird shadow but soon i realized i could see all the normal shadows i was used to behind them so i sat up in bed and grabbed my glasses off the bedside table fully expecting them to melt away but instead they just came in even more sharply into focus at this point my heart was beating in my chest as i

just watched them watching me they were physically shapes more like they weren't physical shapes more like tex in a play in their black body suits just really just pitch black shadows against the dark or maybe maybe even more appropriately like people standing behind a movie screen like i said before interesting like except you know you know what it reminds me of as well mr. zebrowski kim kardashian from the met gala nice got her yeah taking her down a peg i don't think that's possible um at this point they started moving into my room in two distinct shapes now we have a very cramped room where i have damn near turned sideways to move easily but they seem to glide across with ease and a steady pace they quickly made it to my side of the bed and got close enough that i could touch

them which is exactly what i do very quickly i snatch at its arm but i got nothing but air at this point the hairs in the back of my neck were standing up harder than holding at a mother in sundance so i fell back on old instinct and did what i always do in tense situations and cracked a dumb joke i said hey y'all mine i'm trying to get some sleep here now in the wildest part of the whole encounter the they obliged instead of to leave the room and i watched them back out of the room same way that they came in without ever turning their backs to me and then and when they crossed the threshold of my room they disappeared and the intense and ease i was feeling almost immediately lifted after about 10 minutes or so after my heartbeat returned to normal i was finally

able to return to sleep it was in full control of my body and wide awake the entire time and this hasn't happened before or since okay so anybody's guess is what it is please have at it all right let us know what you think side stories lpotl at gmail.com thank you all so much for the wonderful emails also i do want to make a public apology i know we don't do that very often here i uh was unable to make the stream this past week yes thanks for all giving to our patreon i was having a bit of fun myself i didn't realize that holden was gonna drink breast milk huge man i don't even know how to do that i i don't people seem to enjoy it so the thing about him drinking it too was that he had it out and you know he brought you know elwin was brought on camera was nice i don't even know

how lexical how this happened yeah but the thing was is that i i don't know how to really describe it because it like i think that you saw it on the if you saw it on the stream you think it was a bill that people had taken and looked like he was quite uh quite pleased but the thing was i know this man i know cold air almost 20 years the look of pleasure that came across his face when he drank it made my blood go cold like he he was like he drank it he was like that's the most delicious thing i've ever had and then he kept going back like trying to get the very last droplets into his mouth and i'm like i just feel like we crossed a stream for him like we crossed the line that he was never supposed to be crossed and now i feel like elwin's gonna starve to death yeah because

because your father is drinking drinking all the milk all the breast milk but now the key the key really is to get it straight from the tap yeah well the key is to feed your daughter most of it but anyway so there you go thanks to everyone who supported the stream and thanks everyone obviously for giving to our patreon did not know that breast milk was going to be involved but you know what you never know what's going to happen and it does it's very sweet i've had a taste of the tea that had the milk and all that stuff happen yeah it's good kiss also to you know yeah bob dole just straight up said i'm sorry that we lost norm mcdonald's like he just put out a comment saying i was always fun to play and laugh with norm mcdonald's why is bob dole having a god i don't

want anyone to die it just doesn't make sense it doesn't make any sense the norm dies before for bob dole bob it doesn't make sense and that's why again bob dole has only one work in hand and one work in eye and he survived the war he survived an entire war oh my god did was make people laugh and he deserves to be here the world would be a better place if he was guys so well what a fun what a fun way to end this we're going back on tour next week we got dates we got okc i believe we got sack town we got salt lake city we got a couple of tickets left in these all these locations so right there purchase these tickets come on out there we're just trying to make you laugh we'll make you laugh all right just trying to make you laugh or the pre-order or our pre-order

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such sad shit today a genuine live laugh love while you can wow you got a triple l while you can yes because we only got one way around we only got one time on this fucking planet earth before we take a dirt nap or we go to some fucking dimension but whatever wherever we go here no other way in here yep that's all in here so you just fucking get out there man live your life buy something fun this we can do something fun do somebody who haven't texted in a long time do that type of shit this is like i know that people are also concerned because we got we've got all the pandemic shit what's going on double mask if you got to go out there live your life get off the fucking internet say hello to somebody do do something for yourself

and for your family and and and experience being alive while you can yes i do think you forgot laughter in there but that is just no never laugh life is never no laughter so hang out with old friends not till you come to a live show do not laugh until you come to our live show mm-hmm because that's where it is you have to buy a ticket to learn how to do that practice your laughs before you come to the life well thank you all so much for listening hail yourselves hail satan maghous deletions help me help me this show is made possible by listeners like you thanks to our ad sponsors you can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcast network dot com