Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: ShadowVision

Episode Date: May 20, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a superhero in Little Rock, a Tiger King update, UFOs on 60 Minutes, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories That's when the cannibalism started side stories. Yeah Well, you know how I know we're on tour again because I have exhausted I have no voice and I am just shooting liquid shit out of me Yeah, that's how I know it feels like it. We had such a great time in Grundy County. So good to everyone who came out We had so much fun and we also it was just good to see y'all I want to give a shout out to not the worst bar I've ever been in but it's it's up in there I want to give a shout out to just one more Manchester, Tennessee, it's not but I went also to I believe his name is

three days Slay and give a give up to a three slay the male stripper that was doing a full show in the back and honestly I can't be happy a bit more happy to be thrown into the deep end of Going out absolutely John just one more, of course, they don't serve any hard liquor or wine So if you want just more one more Bud Light, that's the place to be. Thank you Grundy. We absolutely loved our time there And we really hope you enjoyed it. Welcome to side stories everyone Yes, I am Ben hanging out with Henry and my god

Do we have a lot of news to get to Henry is chomping at the bit to talk about the new 60 minutes Episode that came out recently. He's a dog man new 60 minutes episode that came out recently all about the UFO phenomenon and I'm sure that you're mildly infuriated also I'm excited to hear your thoughts on that because when UFOs go mainstream Sometimes the information gets all messed up when they go high. We definitely go low I think that's a that's truly important for ufology right now that we got to go low Interesting the opposite of a Michelle Obama

Always in UFOs always search for what would Michelle Obama not do I think it's important Um, stop drop UFOs rolling up to a stop. This is fucking huge 60 minutes covered for a whole 13 minutes Yes, they talked about UFOs and that's quite a bit of the city minutes It really is they it was an interesting piece of coverage because a lot of what they covered has been covered at Adnazium already by the internet. Yes, it's got now just has that mud It's got that 60 minutes knuckle deep touch that they were always they want to show the world like now It's really serious, isn't it? Yes, and they could you know how it's serious because they call it uap They don't call it ufos. They don't call it even UAVs. They say uap, which means what kissle

Unidentified aerial police officer. That's bad. That's undercover and also they should still have some form of identification on them I I agree. They better um on an unidentified aerial phenomenon, which means nothing it means There are things. What do you mean nothing? It means that the government happens to be interested in things in the sky that they don't know what they are What a whoa? Whoa, my mind is blown Thinking about that how pissed were you when you saw Marco Rubio talking about aliens?

I hate you know what I wasn't really pissed about the aliens thing I was pissed about how chunky his tie is. I hate his clothes I was looking at his I hate the way he dresses and I hate his slick back hair and I hate the way he speaks I feel you on that. It's more about Marco Rubio getting involved now and talking about it being a This a defense issue which we're starting to realize more and more. It's not a defense issue these things show up Do we observe them? Yes, the most important part of the entire 60-minute segment for for me Was the fact that they finally had David Fravers co-pilot with him Okay, now David Fraver is the one who saw the tic-tac video

We saw the tic-tac UFO the one that we that we have now seen covered people saying that this is like that the first Video that came out of the December 2017 leak. Yes the one that kind of slightly tails like in a basis for fucking slip Not you know, oh cool This was the video that put UFOs truly on the map Even though people have been back on the map, but even though people have been talking about it forever But people saw this video and even a skeptic's mind has to say what is that? Because the best part about that video is the human reaction right what to me It is why those videos are compelling is because you have pilots who have been seeing shit in the sky and are trained to observe

And they're trained to Handle in ten situations and watching them go. What's that? Oh, holy shit, like that is what gets to me But his co-pilot yeah being there was really nice because she came out and said I I saw what he saw I know I saw what he saw so she saw the same thing the Royaling thing come there were the they went out to They said they've been getting notices for weeks saying that they were getting buzzed by these weird object things And they thought that maybe they were drones and so they finally scrambled jets out to go kill it And that was with David Fravor and his co-pilot were supposed to do they go out there

They see a patch of water foaming and then they see this white tic-tac thing It looked like a holder for an the air pods came out of the water Zipped up to say hello to them and then they they stared at each other for a second and then it zoomed away Is it possible is it possible that it's just Bill Gates? Finally becoming dr. Robotnik and getting the hell out of planet Earth because the divorce is that hard for him there is you know That's more real than you even think it is even with your bullshit with it being a bullshit idea It's actually that it's just as possible

It is what it is because I we talk about it on the live show now because it's nice to that's kind of where I'm gonna try to Issue my main statements once we yes, right going right because I am trying to add to it as the year goes But it's we didn't want to we did want to shorten the show, but you are gonna add keep adding and adding But don't worry. I'll say it faster So no one can understand it But that's great. There's it. Here's the bane big questions now out, right? UAP Why do they care now?

Why do they act like they care now? Is it just because we're in the middle of the end of a pandemic and and we also are Our society is kind of at its end and there's a massive new Reignition of the conflict in the Middle East and I wonder if this is maybe they think it's a good time to drop it Or is this more psi-up? So they're using this to tell the Chinese and the Russians that yes We are working with these or to show the weak look at these type of things these these orbs And what we're doing actually is is wagging the dog to show them our most high-tech shit

That's flying around right because then that's the other deal is this shit just highly Highly covert US technology that is buzzing our ships, which I don't think it is because normally they according to You really do start talking faster when you talk about this It's just I gotta get it all out before people walk away It's so but you know people are listening bro everyone loves to hear it No, you're so traumatized from the years and years of you talking about UFOs It is amazing how you do try to get it out within 15 seconds because by 15 seconds There are 100 yards away and they can no longer hear you they're no longer in earshot also man

Guess what? It's also that infuriating thing of like the US government decides to get in the pool now We're doing this shit now, which is I I'm happy in a way But why did we need the government to tell us UFOs are real? It's like you know, why did we need that we didn't need that do but because they're also it's it's all the other interesting shit Why is it just Louis Elizondo speaking? Because he's the only one ever speaking and one thing that 60 minutes didn't do was talk about the fact that the US Pentagon has written off Louis Elizondo they said that he was now he had nothing to do with a tip and lose Elizondo was still acting as if he was the boss of A tip which we don't think he was but they wouldn't acknowledge if he was part of a secret program would they

Wouldn't that be the whole point of keeping it a secret program? But the problem is is that all of those videos were essentially deep they according to them They were leaked and there are some people who say that the videos actually were never classified ever that they were always around So it could have been anybody could have gotten a hold of this Information and if had shattered out to the New York Times and then it's Louis Elizondo decided to put on a fucking uniform with the UFO Little arm band on yeah, and so act as if that he was the one that was in charge of all the information Christopher Melano is interesting. I do love Louis Elizondo's little chicken nugget body. He's strong in a suit He's got a real man's body. That's the only thing I'll say it's it's it's what I'm shooting for it's that Alex Jones Square

It means you're gonna have a heart attack. So the main questions are is it alien life form? Is it a Psyop? Is it military? Equipment is a military. We still know nothing. We still know absolutely nothing number one or is it low-level technology? Is it balloons because that's what other countries are starting to realize you were talking about in Isis They were used to fight Isis. They used to take our most and those like bomb finding Robots like the highest tech that we have available. They used to steal them They used to retrofit them so they could use them with fucking remote controls and they just used to just tape Bombs to them and just send them in and blow us up

So they understand that they can use low tech to beat our high tech So they could also be using like childlike Jones Yeah, little types of things that turn on our systems, but the videos I have seen are not birds or anything Or anything like that the videos I we are seeing are stuff that I think that when the big US government report that's supposed to come out next month And I think it's gonna be more of the same of like we just don't know what this shit is and it's in the sky Well, we will have to keep everyone updated on what's going on out there and what's happening in the skies above Read Sarah Skoll's book if you want to find a way a good fun skeptics angle to all this read Sarah Skoll's

They are already here because also we're trying to get through the evangelicalism of the Pentagon as well because they're deeply Entrenched in Christian propaganda. Well, of course, they are the United States government after all, all right Well, let's go back to planet Earth here. Remember this show the the the the cat king zoo zoo guy Tiger King Tiger King. What do you mean? Do I remember it was Literally last it was the beginning of 2020 and people pretend like it never even happened Apparently I didn't realize Jeff Lowe. That was the scumbag who dresses like a motocross biker who never actually got onto a bike He is just a total piece of shit He's one of those guys he has like one of those bucket hats where it's just like it's his whole head fits in it

It's absolutely disgusting as a matter of fact He kind of looks like the male stripper from just one more three-slip in Manchester, Tennessee Fantastic little bar if you want to get bloated off a bud The zoo is still open which I did not realize the The FBI just rated it and then they took more wild cats out of there because believe it or not Jeff Lowe He didn't make it any better. No, of course not. I you know in my mind I was first thinking like how could it not be close, but I actually bet it made more money this year

then any other time like like honestly because of the Boost from the Tiger King, but then you had COVID could they even can you even go pet the tigers during COVID? Could you do it? COVID get there? You know I mean, you know I mean because we were heard people said the same thing about Grundy County They were like thank God here because COVID never came here. You're like, oh, well I it might have you make up a good point because the zoo is located in Fackerville, Oklahoma Ray agents rated the joint 40 to 50 agents rated this spot around seven o'clock in the morning They always get there early and they took about 70 animals

Jeff believes they took mostly tiger cubs So he's still doing the same breeding stuff that Baskin Carol Baskin does and and Joe exotic used to do but it looks like This is the beginning again of the end of the zoo in Thackersville, which just I love the idea of another one another end I love the idea of going to look at a tiger. I really do I want to see a tiger But I just don't know if this facility is really up to snuff for the tiger So I think it might be in the best interest of said tigers to go to a place where they can be slightly safer

And less of course they do what often happens and they just immediately shoot them in the back of the fricking head I don't know what's going to happen to the tigers, but speaking of tigers We also must mention their king because Joe exotic Henry. Yeah prostate cancer. I know do you remember that why we one cover? I don't know if we covered the story. I don't know if we talked about on top hat Do you remember right at right before the election? When Trump did his like mass pardons? Yes, when he got to Kodak black and stuff out. Oh, yeah, he Joe exotic was so sure I know he was gonna pardon him that he had a limo Strippers waiting for him outside of the prison and it did not come

Well, he's still looking for a pardon. He's reached out to vice president Harris and to president Biden And it doesn't seem like he's gonna get out of his 22 year sentence anytime soon Even though the dude does have prostate cancer and now we also know there is a private investigator slash lawyer Looking into Carol Baskin looking into her former husband. What happened? Did the guy just disappear apparently or was he murdered? We still don't know. We don't know I'm just gonna say this right now, and I don't even care that Tiger King sold old meat pizza That was like just to like in his that's like more of a civilian crime. Yeah, I mean, yeah I mean also if you're going to the Joe exotic

Animal zoo that has exotic tigers for the pizza Yeah, I mean real I you actually deserve it one thing about the pizza there is that my favorite thing is you can smell it as You're driving in oh My so he's got the prostate cancer and apparently it's not good. This is what this is what he said John Phillips That's his lawyer has received my medical records from FMC Fort Worth and my PSA count came back very high for prostate cancer He says the prison has approved testing to verify what stage it's in my body is tired I have lost a tremendous amount of weight the mouth sores are out of control She's I throw up more than I eat

This is my question how much time you think that he can serve on a 22 year sentence I think he ended up getting 10 right or like good When do you get out for good behavior? Like how does that work? My understanding was they kind of extended it a little bit I would assume Oklahoma is pretty strict. So I bet you he would have to do at least 17 years Oh, which he's not making it. He's not making the best. He won't make his prostate cancer No, he won't unless they treat him But I don't know what kind of health care they have aside of the prison system to treat something like so advanced But but you know Joe being humble. He said he doesn't want anyone's petty

But it would be nice like a part in it. He'd like a part in about a hundred thousand dollars that if those If he could get that that he would be pretty grateful. I Do believe after watching this not to rehash the Tiger King, but I think they kind of set him up I don't think he was ever gonna hurt Carol Baskin. He's just one of those guys who said I'll blow her up He's just he's just it. He was dumb He did exactly what happens to what we've said time and time again. He believed in the The the the American unicorn, which is somebody is actually a hitman and they never are and he made that promise he made that mistake and

The rest of his crimes caught up to him and he's just gonna have to figure that out He's got a bad lawyer is what he had. I guess but he does have a good case of prostate cancer Which is anyway, what a what a strange conclusion to that real-life saga, huh? It's not done yet Not that not done yet. Yeah, so our next subject I think is that themselves they are going to need a good lawyer So last week we covered a little bit about how Little Rock And looks like it has a serial killer. Yeah, there's somebody's getting stabbed It's that four people have been murdered already and for once and for once. It's not the Clintons. Whoa, I went there

Ben goes there Yeah, 20 20 30 year old reference to the Clintons killing people in Little Rock But now you have a savior if you go to Facebook comm slash ancient demons You will see that there are now real-life superheroes or as they're calling them RSH's this is what this man is calling them in a man by the name of shadow vision is Calling on rsh's from around the world to come to Little Rock to help him patrol the streets and also to help him Get his go fund me going for a car Because he needs the car. This is true. We need it going

Because he needs a vehicle to start patrolling the streets He is a man in full tactical gear a real superhero who is going out. So there's a couple of them that there's there's one guy Whose name is master legend. So it's a man named shadow vision and who is the real-life superhero shadow vision And a guy named Tothian another name a master legend master legend looks like he might be more of the Driver or the caterer because he's got the body of a caterer, but shadow vision He's done it. He did this AMA on his own Facebook page, and he's told the world. I have well I have a near-black belt in ninjitsu. I have a near-black belt intact Quanda, okay, and he's got two sticks. What does that mean? He's looking for the stabbing guy near

Near-black belt. Does that mean do we have a ring near a black belt? I don't know what that means I think he's physically near a black belt In his home, but my I'm saying I need a hero for so long, right? I've been wondering why we haven't had more superheroes show up people who say that they are superheroes people with the training But this is what we might see it now shadow vision is calling for it My question is does he does he have the training because he seems to not have a black belt or sometimes jiu-jitsu training? He may have watched an MMA fight, or maybe he even loves UFC My question also is when does this just turn into a militia that then begin terrorizing the town because at some point

You're like you got to get out of here like you know you have to get off my lawn Technically you're still just a civilian and what you're doing is stalking That's why he needs a lawyer. Yeah, that's what I would he needs a good lawyer He needs a real super lawyer But now he has got a bunch of people coming cuz you know like stuff like this on his Facebook page because February 20th He started really hitting the streets, right? Okay Tothian has arrived. We're gonna be at come and go on JFK McCain to do a meet-and-greet at noon today Tothian is coming but his bus is stuck

He said the problem is that if you're relying on public transit as a super hero You got to look at the traffic patterns. No, then exactly that by definition makes you not super The whole point is that you get there that you're fast if you're on the bus Then technically everyone on that bus is just as fast as you are they all super heroes? I don't think so which I means by definition. You're also not a super hero I'm also a little bit upset. I think they're putting the cart before the horse here You can't do a meet-and-greet and coming at come and go which is the highest accolade a super hero can have is a meet-and-greet Until you solve one one crime you have to solve like this the mystery

The where are the mysterious shoes coming from? This is what this is the case that they're trying to get to put themselves on the map because right here Oh, I love this statement I've been in defeated for a long time what powers me is the great people of this state and he's got a fucking full-on He's got a tactical gear outfit on I don't know if he can I don't know what I don't know if it stops bullets I hope it does. I think Steven Steven Seagal is more of a law enforcement officer than this man He's good. Honestly. This is huge. Greetings everyone. Your superhero needs help I'm looking for a truck for on $1500 and I had to sell my superhero car because I was having too much electric

Electrical issues with it, but then thanks to pop and go locksmith. They have donated me to a car So I can continue doing my patrols, but he's calling all over the world He's saying he's there people apparently from the UK that are meeting up with him There are people coming from South Little Rock people coming from West Little Rock. This is gonna be huge Okay, South Little Rock West Little Rock. I mean all around Little Rock. It's a pretty big place. Ironically I'll also tell you this man shadow vision. We want you on the show. So yeah reach out I don't know if it needs to be a shadow vision like I don't know if they're we need a signal or you want to do some kind of Secret crypto like you know one of those locked emails. I gotta come on. We got to talk about this

I don't think he has a signal. He doesn't have a car yet. I Again, you can't do a meet-and-greet and tell you solve a crime The whole point is that people are supposed to be like, who are you? Why are you doing this? This is weird and then you solve a crime and then everyone's like holy hell that never would have been Solved without you. Thank you. Whatever your name might be Let's hold off and see if the man is committed multiple felonies before we offer a spot on the show We'll find out this way one week to see if he is not the one who is maybe the perpetrator of the crime And he's like, I know who killed that woman

I still want I want that on the show. I want that confession on the show I'll be this is the problem kissle because this is the crushing realities of capitalism, isn't it? Because he needs to get the money going before he can become a superhero It's not like Batman because Bruce Wayne was born with inherited generational wealth Absolutely allowed his allowed him to become Batman. This is something else This is a the real this is the people's hero and sometimes all you need is a baton and a Willingness to go out there and maybe get stabbed or arrested But having a car isn't necessarily indicative. You don't got to be super rich

I know a lot of people who have cars that are, you know, barely making it this guy is he's You know what you do? He's a working class. Listen, kissle as a fucking superhero Your job is to deputize an Uber driver that Uber driver becomes your sidekick and guess I already have a name for him Stuber I yes because that is the main crux of that movie Which again, we are happy for all of our friends who get to do it's huge who get to work with Batista Well, you know what we talk about community policing all the time and I was being a little cynical perhaps I've come full circle already this happens on this show all the time every day that they're coming together in a community Community policing. That's what we need. I again just want to make sure that these people in tactical gear

Don't just bust into random homes and do a whole series of other things That's what that's why we have these unbalanced people for Well speaking of unbalanced, this is just kind of a fun story zoom can't wait to never hear that word again Oh, but some dude he logged into a court zoom meeting and he had an anal sex seat He had an anal sex themed surname and his name was Do you want to say it together? Yes, but fucker? 3000

He was there for a thousand is not even an anally the way that they framers like it's anally-themed it's but fucker 3000 that is But you know, we never thought that zoom was gonna not be just conversations with our friends We didn't know we were gonna go to court. No, no, but now we do though kissle It's been a year So, you know you're going to court you might want to take a look at it because he went to court for having a drug paraphernalia He was there for a ticket a drug paraphernalia ticket for a syringe The positive for meth residue

And he when he found out because he showed up the judge was not happy. This is This is how he pops up. He joins in because like let's bring this guy in to Talk to him and the pops up. He says but fucker 3000 It's his name and the judge who says your name's not but fucker 3000 you yo-ho you yo-ho log it on to my court in with that as your screen name. What kind of idiot? Logs into court like that. Well, apparently the idiot that logs into court like that as but fucker 3000 apparently his name is Nathaniel Saxton and the judge said Bring this fool in here if he can't change his surname. So then what are we even doing here?

I don't know if you can't handle me at my but fucker 3000 then maybe you don't deserve me at my Nathaniel Saxton Judge, I think this judge was a little over sensitive if I'm this judge You just got to laugh a little bit judges are the most they're so fragile. They're so fragile because they're like don't do that in my courtroom It's like, okay, brother. Just relax a little bit. I'm the one who was looking at serious time. What are you yelling at me for? Relax, let me chew gum at the very least. I'm about to go prison for 20 years. Honestly, dude It's so funny. I just don't know what to say log it into court Even just saying it so casually like when you log into court is we're in such a weird sci-fi world right now I really that you would just show up in court virtually

But you know, oh, I think what's nice for something like this is like a ticket. That's a really convenient You don't have to go all the way down to City Hall like maybe they'll keep this going You won't have to have so much but we're gonna see a lot more incidents of people saying with, you know Blaster nine million it's gonna happen more and more as we as the internet continues to take over all real-life Interactions and as we learned from Jeffrey tube in half the time They'll just be jerking off committing another felony well-in-court Saxon said that he was embarrassed. He said he's sorry and he said the but fucker 3000 was quote an inside joke and I understand because it's nice. It's funny. You don't expect you just don't expect

It's the same thing with like like social media presentations were never supposed to be like an extension of your business self But now it is so now you have to be all serious all the time But back in the day when you would zoom you just zoomed with your friends to play D&D and but fucker 3000 Tom's here, but it was funny. It's just fun. Well, that's what I joked about it literally with my therapist because I Always have my name like I was joking about how when you log into the therapy thing about how it says, you know What name do you want presented on your on your little square? And I always wanted to do something like you know like Johnny McTitty's worth You know I mean and I but I say I fight that impulse each time. She's like why why won't you let me like why won't you just follow that?

And what like, you know express your joy express yourself And I was like do you you're gonna sit here looking at me like maybe I even get emotional in therapy And then you're gonna look down Johnny McTitty's worth underneath me and I'm like I'm not gonna be able to be I'm not gonna be able to connect You know the more than I look into this story So the dude got a $200 fine as Henry said was for paraphernalia and a syringe. So don't do needle drugs Please God be very very safe. Don't do it. The judge also said is your sister there and then sastin is like no Unfortunately, she's not and then the judge is like tell her she almost got you put in jail for contempt of court Yeah, just relax a little bit. Jesus. It's $200 fine

But think about that too is that it's all of the you know you are Bringing your home. You're bringing your home into court. I wouldn't want to I I'd actually would prefer to go to court with nothing like just cuz then I can show up in a suit and like act Like I'm really professional and not have to worry about whether or not I zoom into court They see my fucking huge bong behind me and then I have to go like, oh I'm sorry. Like you really have to think about it again This is the this is the message because zooming unfortunately guess all is not going away More people are gonna be working remotely than ever before that's fine. That doesn't necessarily

Well, I guess that doesn't mean to but that's okay I like that because my friends seem to be happier that way sure but honestly again It's been a fucking year and a half fix your zoom background. Like this is just a Know that you got out and happy you're being about an act. What are you talking about about that? Just understand that you got to look at your background. You got to look at your fucking I'm literally what's behind you on camera Wow You got to look at it sound like the judge it you sound like you're about to hold your friends in contempt of court for not having

Good enough backgrounds on their zoom. I don't judge dread about It's about presentation and sometimes you got to show up with the zoom square for the job that you want Well, that's why I always have appetizers in the background of mine because I can't wait to get in getting back To just eatin good old teasers. Yeah, baby. Oh teasers I want to talk about this thing really quick. It's a bit of high strangeness It's also I think just interesting art and you should go check it out. There is a tick-tock page That I don't know heck of a lot, but it's called Unico

Unico so brevediente which means lone survivor and this is in the this guy comes from Spain And what he is saying is is that he has woke up in an alternative 2021 that There are no people and no animals and he has been showing these videos these really really crazy videos honestly They are impressively done. However, they're doing them that He's saying that he's walking into empty malls and empty churches and into police stations And he said that he took he shows this video where he takes a Mercedes Benz. Oh out of a dealership Like he just takes a key and he clicks it. It's highly curated. So I think that's why I think it's art and not

He's not an alternate of 2021 But he's saying he woke up in a hospital and then everything was gone All humans all animals are gone and now he lives in a world where there is no one like in between space To be honest with you, Henry, how many hours minutes days months years? Are you just having a great freaking time? Because I could I like people though I do like people but you know the first few the first like few days where you're just like I can eat anything in this

Ralph's of course, you know, and then you get all the booze you want and any drug anything that you ever wanted But then yeah, the loneliness would set in once you realize that you have no discernible talent But also everything slowly degrades around you. The power was eventually shut down even if it's on some automated process So it's like you will eventually lose electricity. I have to figure you have to figure out how to survive like that There's only so long. I guess you could just jerk off to your memories I mean you'll have every bit of porn that ever was so you lose the internet. Yeah, but you'll have the paper porn. Oh Yes, paper porn not to mention honestly, you start drawing tits on dogs and you start your office I'm just doing weird stuff. I mean, I can't even imagine the human hybrids that will be created by the one man lucky enough to

To be alone on this earth one day But no, it's it's weird I don't think it's just a fun piece of internet high strangeness and I like to see when I Like that's the internet. It's best for me. You can see something kind of makes you wonder like is this fucking real What's this guy's deal? I don't know how to say this. I don't know how to like yes How many people do you need so you wake up in a world all your own? But you have to realize there has to be somebody else out there

I think if we got a group of a good eight people, that's all you need that would be fantastic That's the idea you have like everybody needs to have like if we then you have to go into like a system where There's multiple partners and that's when things get complicated because well that can get and that's where all that porno Then you start living all the steps sister stuff because if the biblical truth is there if Genesis is true We're all products of incest That's that is the literal way to say it or is it the a Allegorical explanation that they're all we're all the same kissle. We're all one mind. We're all one Universal consciousness just separated by mustaches and bush hairs if I was big Apple

I'd be suing the Bible right now for all that bad press the Apple didn't do nothing wrong to nobody Yeah, then Apple was named Apple because he thought it would be non-threatening. Oh Yeah, when he started isn't that fucking fascinating and it turned out it was It turned out it was just another fucking force that bent the will of this fucking universe But you should why you should really watch these videos because it's fucking dope like he does a good job I don't know how he does it because he goes out to there are some people that say it's because it takes place So it's all in Valencia, Spain. Oh, they do have siesta from like 230 to 5 and it's siesta during COVID Which means like it might be literally truly empty, but there's no birds. There's there's nothing

There's no dogs. You don't really see shit. He walks into a McDonald's. It's fucking completely empty. He walks into the town square It's completely empty. It's it's wild. He does a good job Well, the nice thing is when you're all alone when you walk into McDonald's at 2 p.m. You could make yourself the breakfast whatever you want. Well, no breakfast on 24 hours castle. Oh, is it? Yeah, where have you fucking been? I don't do McDonald's You're right speaking of high strangeness Did you hear this little story about because everyone's taking mushrooms all of my friends are micro dosing and then you know what? inevitably it leads to a macro dose

It's fun how that sliding scale just comes because each time you micro dose you just keep micro dosing Yeah, the same day it adds up. So apparently The the the psychedelic a little thing there in fungus the psychedelic mushroom, right? Apparently it's in Indiana. They got these cicadas They're called the brood X and evidently the fungus full of psychedelic drugs are causing the butts to fall off What cicadas and I know I have no idea So the cicadas That's a fucking trippy shit. I've ever heard bro. I'm gonna have to check that next time. I'm scared now

I'm gonna eat a bunch of mushrooms. I'm just gonna hold on to my butt for the fucking of the four hours of last Well, so this month billions of brood X cicadas emerged from the dirt in Indiana and then apparently they started eating this fungus and their butts just started falling Fucking go to the fucking trip doctor for that man You really do so they're missing all these butts, but they got full. They got their hearts are all fine So I think they're technically still alive and they're trying to find a mate. They're trying to reproduce but without a butt Well, what do I mean? I suppose they're right Shaking what are they shaking to get to the mate the butt is a universal come hither move

I tell you what I'm glad you told me now because I'll do you know my flaming lips tickets I had tickets for the flaming lips in August But I got bumped to may of next year and if you had told me that before I went to go see the flaming lips the whole time I would have been touching my butt just being like fucking tell me my butt's still here, man My pants still don't stay up, bro. It's got nothing to do with my butt man Your butt may have fallen off a long time ago. That's Polish There is a cicada expert at the George Washington University named Lil and they say really what they're doing is spreading these spores all over the place They say it's a sexually transmitted fungus. They engage in a normal courtship behavior yet. They're abdomen is a big fungal mass

Instead the attempted copulation results in spreading the fungus even more So it's like an STD fungus that's causing their butts to fall off and if that's not a wait until marriage to have sex message I don't know what else is Wow, man, that's one of those things you just sit back Chief on a chain. You say man science is fucking weird, dude. This is Lil says I'm chicken out man Yes, she says it's this gender-bending death zombie fungus. Yeah, I remember the Certain ants do you remember? I was at blue planet one of them that did the thing where they talk about how Certain ants get into mushrooms and it poisons them and then the mushrooms grow out of their head like it kills them

But the mushrooms fucking popping out of their head. It's dope. It's great. It's super metal But that's how you're gonna turn into like the fly But you'll be like the ant and it'll be disgusting and no one will want to be friends with you But we'll have to say you look good. Yes, a little ant thing sticking out of the top of your head. We'll be like, that's actually not bad normalize antennae That's what I'll say on Twitter. Oh Man, well, that is huge. I'd like what a weird fucking channel. What the hell that's all about But it doesn't it does make me want to eat mushrooms because then maybe that'll help that makes you want to eat mushrooms

Yeah, maybe I'll help you understand what? You know, I'm you like fuck. Yeah, dude fucking replace my butt mushrooms Fuck as long as it replaces it. That's the big thing. That's my shit, right? I just want to make sure that if you're gonna take if you're gonna take something at least put something in its place I just feel like you're currently having a series of liquid dumps because of our time in Grundy County and without the butt Buffer, it would be a even bigger mess than I assume it is my ass would just leak like the tears on the lady of Fatima Do you remember? Oh, yeah, remember that story? I want to cover that for a podcast that that whole story. It's it's fascinating Here's a fun story. Are you sure about that? Oh, yeah, this is a fun story

You're gonna like this one. I just love you know again So nice to be out with people so nice to experience humans again. I missed you I'm missing in people, but then you also just remember everyone's while like when you get really excited Just like check it for a little bit to remember what people are also really like like mixed in there Absolutely, this comes from Newsweek. They're nothing but the best news Such trash shoe store employee accused of performing lewd acts on customers and co-workers footwear So this is one former shoe store employees facing legal consequences for his actions on the job that were arguably worse than stealing

Okay, New Zealand one-shoes employee Malachi Wiley stands accused of exploiting his professional position Exploiting his professional position as a shoe salesman Yes, indeed covert photos of his customers and co-workers before committing sexual sexual acts with their footwear Oh, you know, we sit here and we judge this man But Tarantino made an entire film career beginning with his love of the foot Going into the shoe and it went all the way up and it permeated into one of the greatest directors of all time So I don't know I'll put it this way. He had permission. You know what I mean? And he paid the millions of dollars, right? They were all movie stars to look at their feet

This is a 23-year-old man that took pictures of people just standing places then came in their shoes while they were shopping Um, that he called and he would post them on to porn and fetish and Facebook pages I don't know you can do this on Facebook Um, the 23-year-old man was arrested on April 23rd and has since been charged with one count of theft and two counts of quote-unquote Offensive behavior, which I guess I should be in fucking jail permanently for I am first speech yell Well, I mean, it's it's one way to put it offensive behavior. It's a broad stroke for something that is Coming in somebody else's shoes. Yes, okay, but he liked to sniff them He liked to spit in them and he liked to comment on this is what he said

This is like an example of what he posted the shoes included a pair of Converse that belong to a young co-worker and a pair of Nike Air Force ones that belong to a blonde customer And this is what he wrote. Okay, as you may imagine from time to time. These are some there are some pretty sexy Experiences my favorite is when hot girls leave their shoes lying around and they walk across the store to get other shoes Jesus, I don't want to get too crazy. I don't want to lose my job But I'm open to ideas and then he would do is take pictures of the person shopping against their will He'd take pictures of them when they the shoes that they just tried on and then he'd take pictures of the come Inside of the shoes that he left and then he would put picture you would put those pictures on the internet

And apparently he would put it on a specific Facebook page. Thank you Facebook Oh, I would put it on a specific Facebook page It's got like a thousand followers and it was solely for foot fetishes and again You can do all of this stuff consensually Please God don't come in random people's shoes as they're trying to buy shoes from your store at least El Bundy You know, he would just make fun of people He was kind of mean as a shoe salesman and people were like he's crossing the line as a shoe employee But he was technically employee of the month compared to this dude

This guy the problem is that how it is all got found out is that one woman found a picture of herself on one of these websites? And I mean it was sent to her which then you like and you have to ask the fun quite like that type of thing where you like Your friend sends you this a text saying right you might want to take a look at this Oh, that's a picture of you like in the mall and then a bunch of come all over your shoes, right? And then you have to say thank you so much for telling me about this. Thank you. We're looking at what? Like how'd you get this? Well, you know, sometimes people are like they're doing research like Peter Townsend from the me But my question is and not at all to victim blame of course I

I just feel like I would notice if I left my shoe without coming it and I come back and there's a bunch of coming It I feel like I'd be like no in that strange. Where did that come from? Well, if you come in this use early if you if they're in somebody's work locker and you come in the shoes in the morning You work eight hours. Yeah, go to go stick your feet in there The same it would be mostly Tried by that. Yeah, just kind of powder. Yeah, and then you if you're wearing socks You don't really feel it Except you got that Malachi dude walking around like

Si put your shoes on like, you know, like you have him just watching you tie your shoes all day every day You know think about what's this guy doing? Hopefully you think maybe he's checking you for stealing like you're right You're being like, oh, maybe that's what it is. Maybe he's trying to narc on me You understand the whole time. You're just fucking standing in a puddle of this guy. Yeah, well, you know, Henry I don't say this enough, but just thank you. Thank you for bringing that story Yeah, our attention because just someone has to that is just so it's so important to know That when you think that you might be safe at a shoe store, maybe just for a second you don't have to watch out for come

Um, no, no always be yeah always be watching out for you have to because it can come from the sky Someone could just jerk off on a balcony and a fucking get all over you get all over your children You got to get a cover for your like when you take the kids out in a stroller Get a cover for that because you never know when some come is just gonna fly out of a car It's gonna fall off a squirrel Honestly, if I can jerk off of my like you could probably teach a squirrel to stand still long enough so you could come on it You know, someone's doing that or working towards that somewhere in America Officer, he's just an ideas guy. I am a researcher me

All right, my final my final tale before here of the week just very briefly it actually takes place in my birth land of Fargo of Fargo noise that actually where you were born. That's where my mom did it. That's where she squeezed me out That's where the doctor said I had the biggest shoulders He if ever he has ever seen and people in Fargo are huge and my mother gave birth to me without any medication Because she wanted to keep me drug-free Ever since I just slipped out of my mom's pussy. So I was easy I was a I was a month early and a preemie. So I went Yeah, I was the third and last child to be born from my mother

But my god, I can't imagine what that poor woman had to go through anyway in Fargo, North Dakota There was this fella. He was charged with assault with a deadly weapon reckless endangerment Terrorizing and using a firearm in a violent felony. So he was looking at significant time. So the dude is charged He's found guilty. He's like I can't deal with all this So he sliced his own throat with a jagged object well-being escorted out of the courtroom I don't fully understand how he was able to get up there. This must have happened He must have heard the guilty verdict and immediately just been like they gotta got this shard of glass

He brought a piece of plastic it looked like and they got a and it sounds like he got Charged of stalking he got good it convicted of stalking It seems like it seems like he did a lot of stuff that was like not good at all Honestly, I think it was charge of stock if it was a charge of stalking and if he was Stalking someone this type behavior this type of behavior shows that whoever He was the subject of this person's attention is very lucky very lucky It sounds like this person is about to get very very very violent Do you think in the mind of this odd man who again sliced his own throat when I heard that he had committed suicide

I thought about the dude. I think it was maybe in Ukraine who took the poison pill. That's crazy It was so intense and he was like really Iron-eyed about he was like steel-eyed This man you I think that you're completely correct Do you think that he sent him a do you think that he had like a bright eyes moment or like a Moby thought where he's like This is gonna make her regret not being with me when I slice my own throat and die right here on this floor It's a little it's a little dramatic. Don't you think I mean it's more than a little dramatic It is technically the most dramatic it you just did it in court. I think that it's a part of that

I think that he In his mind Realized that the jig was up to an extent even though most stalkers serve their Half their time and then get right back to stalking because it's very difficult to do the thing to catch someone doing So I wonder if he just did it like that like as a completely impulsive which is reading the noonday demon talked about how suicidality is Actually a homicidal impulse

Mm-hmm because when you commit suicide, you're you just you kill the universe, you know You kill yourself you have to it's an act of murder So you have to be willing to get very very violent. So and I think that he did it as a Version of what he thought he would do to someone that he would be close to I that's what I believe I Did it to hurt them. He did it to do what you said he did it to be like now. I'm dead You happy now and everyone's just like kind of like yeah, yeah Yeah, I am bad you actually sort of did a massive favor because I was scared, you know for my life But now you're dead. You're dead. All right. Well, let's do hero of the week. Yeah, that old stinger

That is for the front row of our Grunny County show at the caverns who asked where was the first singer from hero of the week There it is we we can't do the meet and greets right now Obviously because of the circumstances, but you get so we're doing Q&A's at the end of the show This man had a chance to ask one question and the question was where's the first song for hero of the week So that was for you. I was thinking about it. So I'm going to go with I'm actually gonna do The this is gonna be the hero of the week are these teenagers Rikin glue Jackson Brown and Ethan cat a cat a psychic 17 17 and 18 years old They were walking through a Walmart parking lot when they spotted billowing black smoke across the sky

They were like what the heck happened? So they jumped into their car followed the smoke They found it was coming from an old folks home They ran into the home and they ended up rescuing a bunch of seniors That is here Wow, that's crazy if I see a bunch of billowing black smoke The last thing I'm doing is rushing towards it, but these kids perhaps it was because of the courage of youth They said you know what let's do something good and save a whole bunch of seniors The two arrived before emergency vehicles or first responders and once they realized the home was a seniors home

They knew they had to help according to glue. He says next thing. I know we're running into the doors To try to help as many people as possible There are about five other guys with us and we just tried to do everything we could The scene was crazy pandemonium the fire crews tried to reach the blaze It was like huge and it's just really awesome what these kids did and I hope they get like a Key to the city. I don't know if I'm the mayor yet You do some reward dare I say you make them superheroes and then you get to do the meet and greet at a come-and-go Because they're actually rescued somebody they did like I'm like you're right death

Whoever the hell that other guy was Yeah, you're true. That is true that it's completely true They have actually saved someone so they do deserve to be called superheroes for just one day and what we honestly I see you boys ice cream on me ice cream literally on So you got to pick the hairs out of your teeth afterwards and then honorable honorable mention technically It's a crime. So it can't be here of the week, although I think I have I think I have given some criminals here But it's fun There was a KFC glitch in China and so these guys got to order six thousand and five hundred dollars worth of chicken

It's not dollars. I believe it is It's Chinese money. So they had a bunch of that so they did that and I thought that was absolutely fantastic However, it's really kind of sad because it was a 23 year old student who was able to use this glitch to order so much KFC but now he's been jailed and he's probably not gonna get out of jail for a long time because I think China takes everything I mean, we don't know the US. It's very we are number one in jail But we don't know how the jail system really works in China So hopefully he's not persecuted that much because he just did what any red blood an American would do There's a glitch in the system. You go for a chicken dude

It's chicken man. My mom did it one time when we we would we had Twinkies and on the Twinkie There was a coupon that said buy one get two so you realize you actually just you get to basically just steal Twinkies Oh, yeah, we really that my mom pulled this scam off. They had to stop selling to my mother. We got cut off Hey, man, but they were on wrong. They wrote the coupon wrong. That's that's why the Constitution is allowed to be changed Well, I believe it's a living document. Absolutely. And I I believe the Constitution is a living document as well All right. All right, let me read this one listener email. I Have started working over nights at work It has been a transition, but I feel I am productive and capable now that I've adjusted to it

Having said that over the past week, I've been noticing and feeling more slightly abnormal and paranormal things Walking through my store passing empty aisles. I would catch the outlines of figures almost a darkened fuzz looking for something Or I would see someone standing at the end cap just staring at me could be high I Turn away just always remember that you were like, is this the edibles I eat? I Turn away and I look back nothing of course the notion that our minds fill in Unidentifiable data with something familiar until we can understand what there is is not uncommon But I am also no stranger to that sense of the supernatural. I've had premonitions have died in dreams I've heard people's thoughts have heard echoes clear as day of people nowhere near me that kind of stuff

Make sure you're not high So I don't dismiss the idea that there might be something lingering around me Especially with the idea that spirits are most active between 2 to 3 a.m. The witching hour Interesting last night while working I had several instances of beer bottles and cans jumping off of shells and stock carts Most cans were contained within a 24 can flat, but none of which broke upon striking the ground I've also had several instances of well-structured flats suddenly and abruptly broken apart on me imagine hiding in a box And having the corners rip out almost simultaneously. It was weird I felt the energy around me was having a laugh at me, but never felt myself scared or threatened by it now tonight. I

Had the evening off so I decided to go for a drive out to a bit to the country to find a spot for stargazing and some night sky Guitar hopefully to inspire some new sounds. Oh, yeah, bro Cool a friend of mine recommended a spot she often uses so I made my way there around and I arrived around 1 45 a.m It was fairly secluded with only a couple of houses and view across the river a little parking lot a field some trees Along the water a bench in a dock. I had my warm coffee my guitar and the sound of nature. It was beautiful I played for about 45 minutes before wondering to myself if I really was alone there There's a thought for a split second. I decided to give a quick look around first chicken back to the parking lot to confirm My car was the only one visible in the lot then to the bush along the water

That's when I felt it an overwhelming cold hit me wave after wave It rippled through my body. It was about 16 degrees Celsius. So no reason for my body to freeze I felt my spine tingle to every inch of my skin. I was covered in goosebumps I didn't even fully scouted around me before seeing a faint cyan ish That's blue cyan ish hue. Oh permeate from the shadow of the bush Maybe 15 to 20 meters away from me to describe whatever that was to try to imagine a faintly transparent light source It provides no light or warmth. I guess I looked at it for maybe longer than I should have because after two of the longest seconds In my life, I could feel my presence not wanted there as much as I wanted to move

I was paralyzed for a moment and terrified at the idea that I don't have to turn my back to this thing in order to grab My shit and get out. I finally snapped out of that freeze and got my shit together Oh Well vocalizing my gratitude for letting me play music there and then I hope that they found some enjoyment in it Maybe they thought it sucked. Unfortunately, not saying that you do but maybe they were mad at you Well frozen to the core I shivered my way to the car through my shit and that headed me before jumping in all while never looking back I got out of there as quickly as I could after that

I didn't look at any of my mirrors until I was far enough away from the site Jumping very careful. Oh, yeah, absolutely. You should look in your mirrors though But he said it took a but took a they said it took my body nearly a half hour to normalize. We're what the hell that is Oh, also check your edibles power of music the power of music fuck yeah, brah Well, we hope everyone is doing well out there speaking of they better power of music We're actually going to a venue that is known for their fantastic bands, but we also get to grace their skin We also get to grace the fantastic stage where many bands have performed

Of course, I'm talking about red rocks red rocks. We have the we were sold out Yes, and that's not an asterisk again. It was something special, but now they have allowed more people in there I don't know how they're gonna get them in there. It's so sold out. It's so so, but they're they're allowing some people in Please come buy tickets to red rocks. We have a show now They can yeah, yeah, we can see we know Something along the lines of what we will say now Which is very very nice for those that went tonight too of Grundy, you know our show is so extreme I bleed for you bleeds. He thinks this all has a black eye right now because of that show that is true

Oh, yes. All right, everyone. All right. We can't wait to see you out there on the road We can't fucking wait live every day jerking off in your shoes at home. Oh, yeah, okay If you want to stay home stay home jerk off your shoes at home because that's where that's where it should be That's where it should be done or with somebody who gives you their shoes Uh, and then you can comment them and then you can take all sorts of you can make a naughty story about it Never one will like it and then you'll you'll love how the community will of the shoe comers will embrace you Even if it's staged, you know what I mean? And then you'll laugh Thinking about how oh how silly I was to think I could just come in random people's shoes

I should just keep it at home with my family. Yes. Silly. That's one way. That's one way to say it It is there you go triple l everybody hang in there. Hope everyone is doing well And again as we said can't wait. We're back in our own little way. Okay, everyone. Hail yourselves. Hail sakes Magustalations. Help me indeed indeed This show is made possible by listeners like you thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcast network.com