Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Shart Tank

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

Henry & Eddie bring you this week’s biggest stories and true crime news as the boys look back on their weekend in Austin - coincidentally, where a crazed gunman was shot down leaving 3 others dead and numerous injured, new details emerge in case of 11 year old Pennsylvania boy who killed stepdad over Nintendo Switch screen time, THEN - The Clinton Deposition gets weird, Shark Tank “hall-of-famer” & Squatty Potty creator caught in CSAM scandal, Listener Emails of Kitchen Nightmares, and MORE? For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. So we're sitting here, and Henry, you said, I scratched my butthole, and then you said,

hold on, let's wait for the show. Yeah. That is conversations that we can have without the cameras and mics on. Why? We need an opening. Yeah, you're right. We always do. We like, you know, and there's no, to me, what I like to do is I think some people feel that the opening of the show is the most important part, so you'd want to do some sort of, like, thought out concept.

Correct. Like a bit. Yeah. But the thing was, is that I actually was thinking of something. And then as I was sitting in this chair, I felt a sharp pain for my butthole. Because we had such a great meal. we such a sloppy meal

in Austin that probably top three of my life truly such a wonderful time I had so much wagyu that I was trying to clean out my hole right

I overwiped as well I wept my butthole wept a little bit I wept I wept like you know when grease just kind of comes out of it

and I was really getting in there and then I scratched my butthole with my fingernail as I was getting up in there. You can't fuck with that yogurt maker like that. It hurts. So I had to go in there because then you know what I did, Eddie? What?

Did try to fix it. Huh. Right? I took a makeup wipe from the hotel. No, no, no, no, no. It's true. I put Neosporin on the makeup wipe. Oh, actually, this ain't bad.

And I stuck it up in my butt near where I could get to where the scratch was. Oh, okay. Did it work? Painful? It worked at the time. Yeah. Now it's back to being itchy. be healing. It's scab.

To be careful every time you poop. I bring cortisone on the road. I bring cortisol. Yeah, I have cortisone on the road. Then why didn't you use it? Because I don't put it near my butthole. Where do you put it? I put it like sometimes like if I have like fat man rash.

Oh yeah, between the legs. Yeah, no one's got fat. You guys know fat man rash. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, chafing. You guys know what chafing is. You know what chafing is. Cortisone does the trick. You're not supposed to put those makeup wipes in your butt. No, it wasn't a makeup. You said makeup wipe.

It was like a pad. It was like a cotton circle. It wasn't filled with chemicals. Oh, okay. It didn't have makeup remover on it. That'll burn your butthole. No, I would have felt that. I like a little burn, to be honest, because I had to also overwipe after our great meal with all the fatty steaks.

You know, and I had chafed butt, but I just got in the shower fucking soaped it up and then cortisone myself. I was good in a couple hours. We'll talk about anything but the rap for again. Welcome to side stories. You mean the rash for? My name is Henry Zabrowski. And I'm sitting here with Ed Larson and man, oh man, it is another side-splitin edition of side stories. Yeah, that's right, man.

Shout out to Steiner Ranch for getting us bigger. Oh, my God. Our buddy hooked it up over at Steiner Ranch. I've never experienced anything like that before. We felt like the finer people of Texas. It was. We had our own patio. Absolutely.

Did you know that they have a urinal named after Alex Jones? there. You can go check that out. We want to, first of all, say, we had an absolutely amazing sold-out show in Austin at the Paramount, one of the best shows of the entire tour. Honestly, we got offstage and we're all like, that was the one. And then we had a very conflicting weekend because literally in the hours after that was the terror attack on 6th Street, which is literally right around the corner from where we were staying, right around the corner from the venue. Five blocks from the venue. Seven from where we were staying and four from where we were hanging out when it happened. Yes. And so I just want to say, I'm going to say, I'm sorry to

everybody who lost their lives there. I can't believe it. We now know a little bit more details about what happened. It was extremely, now we, I guess they're calling at a terror event. I don't trust, my problem is I don't trust a single fucking thing the FBI says anymore. Well, that, that is what's happened to us. Like, we can't like just look at something that, honestly, to me, Cut and dry, fucking terror attack. But now we all have to look at everything like, oh, what was it causing? So, all right, does mass shooting happen? It was in Austin.

It was on Saturday night. Three people are now dead, I believe. Yes. A third person just passed away. 14 injured. The shooting was outside of Beaufort's backyard beer garden, 6th Street. It was right at 2 a.m. It was like right as kind of things were both dying down, yet also heating up down there.

I remember we had just, I remember we walked into the lobby of the hotel around 145. And that's when I heard the sirens as soon as I went upstairs. The suspected shooter who was killed by police, his 53-year-old Indiaga Diagne. It seems that he was like scout in a place where a bunch of people were hanging outside. He shot at them with a pistol outside of the window of his SUV. He parked his car, came back with a rifle, started shooting people there. But then by that point, cops had arrived and completely obliterated him. Yeah.

It was West 6th Street. And so it wasn't like the part of 6th Street that's so insane that we all know about. No, it's the more dangerous side of 6th Street. Yeah. Which is what we were sort of warned to go to anyway. We're literally before, we're trying to find a place to go after the show. We end up going to this place called La Vaca. Very nice.

Very nice. And then so we're hanging out there. But on the way there, we're going with our buddies from Austin. And they literally said, hey, I don't want to go to 6th Street unless you want to get shot. Yeah. Like literally before this. all went down. It already had this fucking reputation. Yes. So this

guy came out. He had a shirt on that said property of Allah. We know that he was a naturalized citizen. I don't think it has anything to do with what happened. He was born in Senegal. I have no idea. I know that they're saying there might have been a reaction to us bombing Iran. Well, it was hours later. I imagine

that it has to have something. It seemed. He legally purchased guns in the shooting very, very easily. I love Texas because they always remind you, weed and porn is the problem. Yes. That's definitely like, God forbid. I felt like Edward Snowden trying to get porn in my hotel room. Because it's all like, because not only is it blocked, but then they shame you.

They send that little thing going to be like, oh, trying to look at porn, you pervert, like essentially. Like, and it's like, yeah, my wife's not here. Yeah. Like, what do you want me to fucking do? Use my faulty imagination. Hotels should be no man's land. There is no Christ. There is no.

Ten Commandments besides murder because anything can come out of it, you know. That's the hard part. Yeah, but that's a problem. Is that like, yeah, and weed. Yeah. God forbid. All right. So everyone's going after this guy because obviously he's from Senegal and everyone's saying like this is why

we need closed borders and all this shit, which is crazy. But no one's willing to talk about the fact that he was able to buy a bunch of guns. He had a series of mental health issues he had been arrested previously. The fact that he could still get those guns is kind of insane. They searched his home. They found an Iranian flag and pictures

of Iranian leaders, according to BBC, so maybe we can believe them. The attack came on the same weekend that the U.S. and Israel launched strikes on Iran. It was within 24 hours. Oh, yeah. And they shot him. I think they said the police response was like 53 seconds. Well, because... 57 seconds.

The police station is only a couple blocks away from where it happened. Now, I am not going to add any conspiracy theory thought to this story. Because my problem... So should we move on? Yep. The problem is that I just, I am a little skeptical of every single person involved. The one thing that stood out to me was the fact that you had an actual, what the government is trying to call a terrorist attack. Yeah.

After the incident, it's like nothing fucking happened. I walked out, our meal was okay. I'll even let you how I knew because I didn't know what had happened yet. I didn't know until the next day and it was blocks away. The meal we had was so thick, right, and wonderful, and I forgot my Pepsi at A.C. So I snapped awake at about 5.45 in the morning, desperately needing some antacets. I went down to the lobby. They said, we don't have anything. But there's a 24-hour convenience store over on 6th Street. Yeah. So I walked over there. It was fucking, it was kind of insane at 6 o'clock in the morning.

But it was like nothing happened. No idea. Next day, nothing's roped off. The venue was roped off. Beauforts was roped off. Nothing was roped off in comparison to now that we have been in town for several monumental moments in history. We were in town for when Luigi Manjone shot. While we were on the road. Yes. We were in town for when Luigi Mangione shot Brian Thompson. We were in town for when we were in D.C.

The moment when Trump got shot at that child. Oh, the fake. The fake shot, yeah, when he didn't get shot. But what happened with Luigi Mangione, what I will remember is they, you know, He shot one guy, and they knew exactly where he was the whole time. I still believe that. And they shut the city down. Yeah.

They shut it down. People with machine guns. They shut down three states. Fuck the city. Everywhere. They were on the Midtown Tunnel. They were everywhere. We go to the next night, we go to 9-inch Nails smoothie center.

Dude, we walked in. There was like no security. There was no security. I snuck in all kinds of joints. And I don't care about, we smoke. So, hell of weed, dog, in there. We smoked to smock some weed in there, dude. But I guess that's my issue is that it seems to be, why is it fishy?

What's going on with my head? I think there's a level of, I think that we're just don't believe anything anymore. No. I think that this seems like, personally for me, this seems like it's what it really happened. Yeah, it seems, it does seem very cut and dry. Yeah. But this idea that you had a quote unquote terrorist cell attack, if that's what they're going to call it. And then we're just going to roll on like nothing's happened.

If it's a terrorist attack, if I'm going to a major concert with 30,000 people the next night blocks from where it happened, I, as a concert goer, want more security. And I know that, again, that's unique to us in the United States of America, y'all, all right? Like, it sucks. We don't like this. Honestly, it was crazy. I remember when we went on tour in Europe this year. And every time we went, because, like, you know, when we do tour touring in the United States of America and we do like a sort of powwow with the security beforehand, they can't wait to tell us how they can and will shoot and kill a heckler. They can't wait to kill you guys.

The security want to shoot you right in that. Right? And then when we went to Europe, we literally were like, is there, like, we asked for the security team. They all looked at each other. And then a 90-year-old woman walked in just like, oh, we make sure that nobody. will make sure nobody else too loud. And it's just like, oh yeah, I forgot. You guys don't live like you've got a gun

to the back of your fucking heads. But, you know, Europe's got their other. They got problems, too. They don't have air conditioning. Dude, all right. How about, we got three people died from this shooting. And one of them died at the hospital recently. How about the fact that a goddamn Waymo is blocking the ambulances

trying to get people out of there? There's footage of it. You can see it. You go to Dallas, Texas, T underscore TV on Instagram. They got footage of this fucking Waymo blocking an ambulance. Not only that, we saw Waymo block a different ambulance at a different time, like a couple days ago. And they don't lined up in a row when time. They're everywhere in Austin.

And they literally don't respond to honking. No. So they just stand there. Look at this shit. And now they had to admit, right, that they kick out the driving to a human remote driver when they get stuck. Yeah. some dude in the Philippines. Yeah.

So, like, which is very fast, it's fascinating. Austin, you're not L.A. yet, okay? I know you want to be.

I know that you're so desperate to have our culture, and I know that you're very thankful. The weather was nice. It was. And I know Austin's super thankful that L.A. imported its culture.

And I just want to say, you're welcome, honestly, and every less dickhead we have that you receive, you're welcome. Thank you for taking them. But I'm also sorry.

Because it, because the Waymo thing is a, bit out of control. I took to several fans after our show that talked about how they were trying to get out of the parking lot of the Paramount in a Waymo. And it just kept like going front and back, front and back. These got abandoned the fucking thing. We're not there yet, y'all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is, it's a fucking disaster what these goddamn things are doing. We're not there. I think that we could say that

Waymo has blood on their hands officially. I mean, you know, I but I would say it doesn't count until it fully kills a person on its own. And then, Then. It killed Kit Kat. A Waymo killed Kit Kat. Who's Kit Kat? A beloved bodega cat. Oh, a cat.

In San Francisco. That's really very sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine. But, you know, cats, it's one of those... They know how they knew what happened. They heard the engine purring. Cute.

Cats take chances. Okay, cats take chances in cats. I'm sorry, I'm not blaming cats. I'm now trying to like cats more. I'm just trying to tell you that I do believe that. I've seen cats take chances. And you don't want to take a chance with a Waymo. They don't have the response time.

Curious as a cat. There's a reason for the expression. Yes, curious as a con. But, yeah, Sixth Street was a little scary, I got to say. It was wild down there. I've been to Nashville Broadway. I've been to Times Square. But Sixth Street, there's a little edge to it that I was just like.

I was like... It was not there before. I will tell you that. Most people that I talked to also said the same exact thing. Austin will... I think Austin will resort itself in like 10 years. I love Austin. I think it's wonderful.

It's fucking. It's weird. It's like I'm scared of the town, but I was already trying to figure out when I'm going to come back. No, we had a fucking blast. And the Moody Center is one of the best amphitheaters I've ever seen a show in.

And the 9-inch Nail show was literally one of the, I was almost, we were crying. Dude, and the Paramount was fucking beautiful. And the Paramount's one of the best venues in the world. It's an incredible place. And the incredible things and people and attitudes, it's just right now it's in a weird little spot. Sixth Street could definitely use the love.

Yeah. You could use a little love, Six Street. You'll get it. I miss the, I wouldn't wear my nice shoes. I wouldn't wear my nice shoes on 6th Street. I did, though. You did? Yeah. Oh, look at you. I'm trying to be less precious.

Oh, that's so nice. See, I got like three pairs of shoes that I take care of. And then the rest of them, they're for 6th Street. That's key. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I got an update. Another update that I remember we asked about the cartels. Yes. And I actually think, I really like this. This is a good, level-headed breakdown of it, because

we did not know what it looked like. And I just fond of it interesting to hear someone's perspective from inside of Mexico. I actually need this. Please hit me with it. First and foremost, it is not a civil war in Mexico right now. Nothing like it. Nothing close to it. I'm from Nayurit, which is one of the states that was living in the chaos of the cartel a few days ago. Nayorit and Halisco were the two affected states, as Mencho was a leader of the Halisco cartel, and the states are quite interconnected. So this is all after we were talking about El Mencho, the former like El Capo de Capo.

of the Holisco drug cartel that is the biggest crime syndicate slash military unit slash government substitute inside of Mexico. All right. So the Gleader was killed. Now we're kind of seeing

there was like a power play going on. There's a situation similar to the one that we lived in Mexico when our dear president Felipe Calderon decided to play along with the USA's war on drugs and remove some big heads from the cartel, effectively creating a power imbalance

and a war between cartels to see who would be the next one in charge. So it resulted in a massive cartel war. Again, not a civil one. Civilians definitely do not get involved and we really just make memes and jokes about it, which is the Mexican way of dealing with anything bad,

no matter how bad. Back then it was... It's true. I remember when I was a cook, they love joking about murder. I get it. Every time you joke about... It worked every fucking time. It's also, if you ain't laughing, you're crying. I used to do this thing where I would take a bunch of knives and I'd throw them in between all of us on the ground,

and I'd say Cuccio Mueuerte Fiesta. They loved it and they loved it. No what else they liked? They liked when you did the joke more than once. They like repeats. That's where those shows work.

Because the whole guy has to go, wow, wow! Seeing a girl with big boobies, he's got a big pencil, it's the best. Obviously, it's a better form of comedy. It's better comedy than what we have right now. All right?

All right. So there was a full-on cartel showdown. Literal bodies were hanging from bridges in previously safe cities. In fact, my tiny city had an instance of a guy being cut into pieces and put in a big pot, along with all of the ingredients to make Pazole, because in Mexico, even the cartels have a sense of humor. Oh, my God. So, yes, removing a cartel head that holds a lot of power in the drug business creates a massive power vacuum, and they have all kinds of guys trying to be the next men show and killing others who stand in their way.

While others are simply burning cars, creating generalized chaos because they are throwing a tantrum about their boss dying. This is once again the Mexican government trying to make the U.S. happy. In fact, the guys shown as the Mexican soldiers hunting and taking down the cartel, quote-unquote, are quite clearly American. This is a part of the new, quote, anti-cartel force led by the American military. Are they Merks or are they actual military? I think they are military, but I don't know if they're necessarily saying they're American military.

So once again, our government trying to play along with the gringoes has created chaos. The Narco Showdown closed schools, shops, restaurants, and public transport for a couple of days. Right now, everybody's back to work and school in both Halisco and Nairite. There will continue to be narco violence, maybe not to as big of a scale as in the last past few days, just to some degree until they find a new boss and the balance is restored. This is also the very last paragraph was like kind of interesting. the narcos, even if everyone likes to think otherwise, are part of the economy. Drugs are a huge business and the governments have deals with them to allow the drugs to reach their target areas.

So they should kindly give up the government pantomime of, we will eliminate all drugs. The whole American continent has a drug trade. Things flow to the U.S. and Canada. Police forces, militaries, and governments know this and even help facilitate the smuggling. Even as a child, I knew that for every truck of drugs intercepted by the, police, there was five more going freely to their destination. So yes, it seemed to be, it was a lot of trouble. There was a lot of

crazy footage. A lot of it seemed to apparently have been AI. Really? Oh, yes. Just kind of showing more of like trying to pump up. You remember our reaction. We're like, oh my God, there's going to be a civil war in Mexico, blah, blah, blah. It worked completely on us. Yeah. We watched it. We were immediately

what's going to happen and it worked. And so essentially what they're saying is that it's just going to go back. I mean, of course. Yeah. I mean, it's not the first fucking drug kingpin to get killed in Mexico. No. And it's also, it's just business. Yeah.

In a way. Oh, and just so you know, El Mancho was buried in a golden casket. Oh, that's the dream. So, all right, so he's buried in a golden casket. It's been a week since he was murdered. They obviously didn't make it. So that means they had one for sale somewhere. I honestly, you'd be surprised.

Yeah. You'd be surprised. Golden caskets, also is it. It's got to be gold-plated. I doubt it. I doubt it. I think it's red. There's no way it's wrapped. That'd be very heavy. I also can straight up imagine maybe it was gold fucking colored. Yeah. Whoa. I mean, that looks cool. It looks pretty gold. I want that, man. Yeah, I can see you buried in that. I want to be wider maybe. I just want one to lay in.

That's got to be hard to hit. That's going to be heavy. Let's talk to that small kid. Does he still have the casket? Yeah, yeah. He still has the casket company, right? He's got a great podcast. He's doing it in a casket. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We've had him on our podcast. He's never had you on the podcast. David, let's put Henry in a casket. What are we doing here?

Henry belongs in a casket. I've tried to get booked on many shows. I'm trying to get booked on many shows. Well, all I know is there's no way this fucking casket's staying in the ground that long. No, they're going to go get that. Why wouldn't? It's ridiculous. Putting it on the news, be like, here's your gold.

And it's buried right here. I think it'd be difficult to steal though Yeah no it's definitely played it No way I won't be able to carry it Okay so we have one more update Hmm Because we briefly talked about this at the end of the show last Last time

There's the 11 year old who is accused of killing his adoptive dad Over his Nintendo Switch I remember He's now getting tried as an adult You know This story's interesting This 11 year old Is being brought back and forth

with guards. They're talking about this 11-year-old. Like, I can't believe they're charging and him as an adult. And the reason why is... Not only that his name, he's not even officially guilty. No.

But his name's in all these articles. Because they're treating him like an adult. It's because of the nature of the crime. So, okay, so he... It was his birthday. Yes. He received a Nintendo... So officially 11.

Yes. He became 11 that day. Yes. He got his Nintendo Switch for his birthday. day. He played it for a while. Parents had the audacity to say, screen time's over. It's time for you to go to bed.

Well, Mama's already asleep. Yes. And they were going to put him to bed. This was about him going to bed. And he was angry about going to bed. So he was like, fuck this. He went in. He looked for the switch. He found the key to the gun case. Yeah. He opens up the gun safe thinking maybe the switch is inside. Instead, he sees the guns in there. He takes the gun out. He then proceeds to go find

the bullets. Yeah. Loads. the gun. This is the thing. This is the thing that changes it for me. An 11-year-old. He knows how to load a gun. Walks into the other room, point blank blows his adopted father's head off, right? Just blows his fucking brains out. He then has to go and be like, my daddy's dead. My daddy's dead. He lies. The first thing he says is my daddy's dead. He doesn't say I did it. It wasn't until he got to the fucking police station that he's like, I killed daddy. And now they are like,

It's bad, dude. It's bad, man. It's definitely bad. But I can't help but think the way they're treating this kid is totally fucking wrong. All right. I am same. I don't like over-policing. And I don't like the idea of a child being handled like an adult.

I don't like it. But the kid- If you're even like 15, it makes a little more sense. He's a laugh. You're not even a teenager. I am going to, let me just do a little bit of a told you so when we talk about the Slender Man Girls, right? Yeah. The fact that Morgan Geiser put together this plan of attack, executed the plan of attack in an extremely complicated way, proceeded to lie after the fact, right?

Now she goes and she gets, now she gets, we saw her, she got released. Yeah. immediately, obviously, not ready to be out in the real world, like not ready. All sorts of fucked up. Reading, reading of violent material, shacking up with that weird 40-year-old that helped her escape. And then they're doing all, like, it's bad stuff, just bad. So I think we're in a bit of a rock and a hard place here.

When they're showing that type of premeditated murder with a cover up, there is something very bad happening inside the kid. And I agree completely with that. But I don't know what you do. Like, I remember there was that HBO documentary about, like, I am Adam Lanzas' mother or whatever, but the idea of growing up with kids that have, like, homicidal prop, like, are literally dangerous. And in back from the day, you should just put them in mental institutions.

I just think an 11-year-old child doesn't understand the concept of death. I completely understand. He just thinks you get another life, like it's a fucking video game. I completely understand But When have you Like think about that though Your first idea

We grew up with violent video games Yeah We did video violence We had guns in the house Yeah The idea of jumping to my head Like honestly Even as a little boy

Like as anger As angry as he ever were Would you ever Like go I'm gonna shoot him in the head And I'm gonna get the gun And not even just Not just saying

I'm gonna kill you And slamming the door It's I'm gonna kill you I'm like, and then finding the gun and then low and then doing all of it. Yeah. All right. How drunk is this fucking dad that he doesn't know the kids going into the gun safe? That I don't know.

Like, like, like, like, how passed out are these parents that they don't fucking see the kid or hear the kid loading the gun? You can't control. It's faster than you think. He was in a horrible situation this kid. Yes. Well, that's my personal opinion. I think that obviously he could get to the gun. I think the kids kind of

I'm gonna go I'm gonna say nice alright some kids they're born sour Hey I agree with them Some kids are born sour I'm not saying I want this kid to move in with me But I don't know what to do dude They obviously they're gonna look into

I think they're gonna end up getting Mn Juvenile Accord I do think that this will Because he's a child he is a little child I mean what they try him as an adult at 11 And they're what you put him in fucking gen pop No I mean what's the what do you do with that if he's trying as an adult. I might actually even be wrong.

Side stories, L-P-O-T-L at gmail.com. I would love to know if it could be, I think there might even be a separation. I might know. We might be wrong entirely. I think there might be a bit of a separation where they can try him as an adult, but then they, because of the nature of the crime,

but then I think they can punish him in another way. I think that that's how it works. It would have to. I think. I don't think he can, he's not going to go to jail for the rest of his life. Like, I think that he would end up. going to some form

of juvenile facility until he's 18 then he'd be re-evaluated and then they would do that again. I just don't know how I don't know how you do that. Yeah. Because that's the thing man. He's Michael Myers kind of. He is kind of Michael Myers.

Nah, you know, not really. I mean, what are they going to do with them though? They're going to put him in a room and they're going to lock him up or something and then he's going to, this poor kid's going to end up worse. Oh, no, even worse. Oh, yeah. No, I don't think that there's a good option here. I don't think this is a good option. I don't think, but I just, I am more speaking on the side of, I can see a bunch of prosecutors and police officers being like, what do I do with a complicated series of steps

from a child that actually like committed first degree murder? Yeah. You know, like, it's intense. It's not second degree. He wasn't like playing around with the gun and it accidentally went off. Like we see all the time. It wasn't like that. It's like, you know, that's the difference to me is that It's not the, it wasn't some horrific set of circumstances. It was, no, he thought about it and he did it. He thought about it and he did it. And that's why I pull out. That's why I send every one of these directly into Davy Jones's locker.

That's right. Yeah, you got to throw a combination on your gun safes. Yeah, yeah. Don't make it just a key. Yeah, you know, but also just same time, just again, you just, uh, lock your kid in his room. every night every night put him in the room lock him in there

killing him out until he's 18 and the only do way he's allowed out is if he leaves yeah you tell him you gotta leave the house well we have more family annihilators this week don't we yeah we do Eddie

but this one we don't make the news by the way we just have to report on what comes to us we just a part of this or should we do our update first our other update

oh yeah we have one more let's hit it Rob it's an island adventure Heck yeah, it's Jeffrey time. We were extremely sorry that we couldn't live stream the Hillary Clinton deposition last week or the Bill Clinton deposition. They decided to put it behind closed doors because they're pussies. But they loved, but the Clintons wanted it. And then they said no.

And then they took secret photos of them. That's because Lauren Beaumbert has the fucking mind of a 17-year-old girl. It's so weird. If there's no cameras, then why have I seen so much footage of it? Because they have been slowly releasing it ever since Lauren Bobert put out that picture and Hillary Clinton snapped at her. So those guys, you know, show you know, they brought Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton in to do the whole fucking dog and pony show. I was going to say rigmarole. Yeah, the whole rigmarole.

You're right about what they knew about Epstein because the key is to bring the people that act. You never want to bring anybody that's really in there. You want to make sure you bring people that you just don't like. So they brought Hillary Clinton in there. She crushed the room. She is, you know, I'm never going to say she's now fucking evil, but I'm glad in this moment she is. She works a room like Sharon Stone and Casino. Dude, I like, she works a fucking chair like fucking Sharon Stone and basic instinct.

She walked in there and she let them have it with both barrels. She doesn't know anything. blah blah blah obviously not but the thing they questioned her about aliens they questioned her about there was a bit where Hillary Clinton again I'm not even a fan I'm not even a fan but it was a she did this breakdown for these morons about what you do in an investigation and they said and she was like there's a thing called behavior patterns things you all put together she's like so maybe I would put for you. They ask him straight up, should Trump be in this room? And she was

like, the way she looks, she's like, so there's patterns and there's behavior. Let's just say mentions in all these files, thousands, maybe close to a million mentions in these files. That's one thing. But then you have, let's say a person, but might be

now the President of the United States of America, but they actually were held liable for the rape of E. Gene Carroll. Yes. Right? They also were then shown that they did election interference by giving election money to Stormy Daniels in order to shut her up and all that shit, right? Yes. We know that he was convicted of that.

And she was like, those are literally the two types of crimes we are looking for to set a precedent for behavior. They're right there. She's like, it's right there. So you mean to tell me there is no distinct reason. Meanwhile, like Bill, Bill, right? Bill's not a nice guy either. I think Bill's also a fucking rapist. He might like him

A little bit more Ramping on the Vine It seems like he If we Look at He likes a full woman Sometimes But I also think that

He also knows Because Bill Clinton Was not fully just Led by the tip Of his fucking dick He also knew How to do it properly He knew how to

He's like He's not sitting around Acting like Fucking like he's some kind of ski resort villain with Jeffrey Epstein. He's above that. He puts roses in a saxophone

and he's sarinid someone, that's a great night. He's above that. He's not like he's not like Bill Clinton's a rapist, but you know, but not on that island. And so they went to, but so it was all put together. It's just a very interesting. I think that

the main issue is that they were not the people we needed to hear from. Obviously they were not the people we needed to hear from. Bill Clinton did not throw Trump under the bus. He said that he was unaware of any wrongdoing, but he said that he was only unaware. Yeah.

It wasn't, he said that it wasn't, he wasn't, he doesn't, he's not saying he didn't, but that he did, he was unaware of it personally. I mean, he had no connection with him after he was convicted. He didn't, he did technically. To his credit, there is that. Yes, he did end it when it all came out. And so he also explained the hot tub picture.

He just said, I was just so, so tired. It's just you wouldn't believe how tired. Oh, I was just, oh, you wouldn't believe how bait I was. And Jeff, yes, he did offer me use of his hot tub as a relaxation vehicle. And so, yeah. And yes, there were women occupying the waters of the hot tub, but were we in a hot tub together? I say no. But he did one of those where he kind of said like, oh, you know, I slept there a couple times.

Hillary Clinton actually said that she knew Des Jislane a little bit more than Jeff and that she was put in contact with her several times again just nothing there. You know who needs to be in there? Howard lost Nick. Yeah, well he was. They questioned his ass.

Fucking, you know, whatever. Remember? Remember he was all like, yeah, I brought my family to hang out with him. Oh, yeah. I brought my wife and my children to hang out at the island. fucking once his putz was Howard Lutnik was a fucking nothing burger and then the other one was a nothing burger of these fucking pieces yet less Wexner All these motherfuckers

But we were really hoping to stream it live So then they have now been putting out piece by piece Wall Street Journal put out the chunk of when she fucking berated Lauren Bobert Yeah Phasos his own Wall Street Journal Nothing I love more than when she's got her Empire helmet on Oh dude

When Hillary Clinton's coming in with solid hair you better fucking watch out. Yeah, she doesn't look like this every day. She looks great right here. No, she is fluffed out. She looks like a mad blowfish. Yeah. Oh, did she?

Oh, yeah. Man, she's fucking badass, man. She's fine. I'm still getting, I don't like her. I don't like her, no. I hate both of the Clintons with all of my heart. But it doesn't take away the fact that she's terrified. They're very impressive.

When you put him in a deposition room, you really see the years of doing it too, because like you're talking about she did how many days of Benghazi hearing she did how many days without dealing with the fucking fall up she knows how to fucking take it to the coals man she's an evil bitch

and they better fucking bring it they don't know evil yeah all right none of these fuckers even met Jeffrey Epstein she actually met evil okay and she probably told evil to go fuck itself I'm the evil one yeah yeah don't forget she's also chummy with Weinstein oh I'm not

saying again Hillary Clinton's got a fucking and her vagina has a bullet in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 50 Cal. Yeah. She is a fucking mean-ass bitch. She will rip off your face.

Chelsea Clinton's, I honestly think Chelsea Clinton's is like, remember Colossus from X-Men? Oh, yeah. She can turn into steel. Created by the forge of her vagina. Oh, my God. How about fucking Bill looking through all the pictures and like giggling like it was like, Like he was just, he was like going over old times. I remember this one.

Oh, I remember this one time as me, Sammy Hagar. Oh, man. That was a good time. I remember this time we all got queso. That was, honestly, I got to say. That was the single best caseo I've ever seen. And when I saw Jeff, Jeff, he had a little piece of his jalapeno, and I said, Jeff, I feel your pain. But I feel like you can't even do anything to Clinton.

No. Even if he came out and said all this is true, and I did it, I don't even think you can arrest him. No, there is. Well, you technically, well, you would have to come out and say, I systematically raped girls on camera, whichever Epstein. Here's the footage. Yeah, all of these, like, as much as I want all these motherfuckers to be held accountable, they're interviewing everybody way too quickly.

Well, no, there shouldn't be any trials or anything yet. Eddie, they are blowing up the process. Yeah. Is what they're doing. They're basically ruining the process itself to make sure nothing happens. That's why Cash Patel's in there. It's why Pam Bondi's in there. The whole point is to make sure absolutely nothing gets done.

And that's why, to my people, to our listeners, it's a great time to commit crimes. This is a really great time. Only really big ones. Yeah, good crimes. This is a really good time to commit. No financial crimes, they'll get you. If you try to steal money, they'll get you. It depends on who you're stealing from.

Yeah. Yes. Especially the government. Yeah. If you steal from a poor person, that's rewarded. No, they would love for you to do. They hire you. They hire you.

So, God, I'm going to say, good on you, Hillary Clinton. They fucking try to capture you, but you're a pubic mons fucking reject to them. And Bill Clinton, I hope you found a 300-pound woman that you could crawl in the belly under the belly of and joy this weekend because I know you need to relax. Yeah, he's got a real sax appeal. Yeah, he does. Oh, my God. Look at this. I found a crawler in here.

This is amazing. You know, Ham's like smoking cigarette? Oh, my God. Well, you know, this painting will be back on the wall. What are they going to do with that painting of Bill Clinton in the dress? God, I'd buy it in a second. They should put it somewhere.

I'd buy it in a goddamn second. Why not? We could raise money for the victims. Yeah, why not? We give them something. Yeah. The payout? The Sotheby's Epstein.

Did you see that the Epstein estate payout to the victims? It was like $35 million. That's it? Nothing. Nothing. Like, each one of them gets one million? Like, what the fuck?

Yes. Like, nothing. Just absolute garbage. Did they take it? Yeah, of course. But once you take it, doesn't that ruin everything? No, it's what they got.

God damn. That's what they fucking got. Yeah, so they're not even making money off of it. Fucking unbelievable. Fly from Northland. All right, we got one more horrific story. For some reason, I felt like I could have called this. All right.

I don't know why. I'm a veteran of the Squatty Potty. Yeah, what about them? Composensing child sexual abuse materials. You know what it is? It's the cute name. It's the word Squatty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.

I don't like the word squatty, never dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. It's like, because a squatty sounds like me, oh, why'd you pop a squattie over here in my mouth little boy? Yeah, yeah, exactly. When you're talking cute about shitting. I don't ever like it. Yeah, although I kind of laugh.

I got do-do. Yeah, but that's different. It's weird, but if you were saying I got a doo-doo, and then you took a doo-doo on an infant's face. Yes. That makes me super disturbed. That was, yes, you're right. That's a shit.

Do you guys use a squatty-potty? Do you guys have a squatty pot? No, I, Julie bought me one for Christmas and I don't like using it, so I always pushed it to the side. It's full. My problem with the squatty-potty, honestly, is the fact that I might work, I might not, I don't like what it adds to my toilet environment. I hate it.

Because guess what I could just do? I put down two stacks of books. Yeah. Yeah, you hate books. No, I'm just saying. Man, just books I've already read. But you're going to get like piss all over the books. How much are you pissing in and pissing all out everywhere?

You never know what's going to happen down there. Every once in a while, but I learned the point. You have to point your penis down more. Yeah, but sometimes you're doing something else. Sometimes you're too hard to pee. Ha ha. You guys, sometimes calm it down a bit. Well, that helps you.

Yes. Yeah. Get that pee out of there. So 50-year-old Robert, Bobby Edwards. Yeah, Rob. I love that they put Bobby as if it's an uncommon nickname for the name Robert. So he was indicted because he received child pornography, which child sexual abuse material. You know, we're going to call it that instead because we know what we talked about before.

Child pornography means there's a casting director. Now, prosecutors to say the case began 2021 when an undercover FBI agent joined a group chat that people used to trade C-SAM on. And someone in that chat shared a link to a Zoom meeting where a scream was being. being shared that showed child sexual abuse videos. Oh, good job, Zoom. Yep, and then the Zoom, meaning, it went straight to this guy's office. And he did it from the offices of Squatty Potty himself. No.

Oh, yeah, he did. So he was selling it? No, he purchased it. He purchased it and was sharing it. A part of what you do, Eddie, there's many different ways. There's many ways to share CSAM. Okay. So part of what you can do is they do it a lot.

in, you know, like text chains. I thought no one watches C-SPAN. Well, I watched C-SPAN, but I watch, but I have to have a muck-bang video in video at the same time, right? I watch C-SPAM, which is a canned ham, you know, muck-b... It's not good for your blood pressure. It's not good for your blood pressure. All right, C-SAM, all right, so C-Same, they go in there, they...

So it seems like one of the ways, right, so you could get it on a text chain. They do it over Dropbox, which is a bad idea. They do it over certain things. But one thing that people also do is they will show it. it over Zoom and record the screen of the Zoom in order to try to disrupt the chain of possession.

Oh, and what? You got to pay to be in the Zoom? Yes. And then you pay to be in the Zoom. And so that's one way to do it. This is the way these guys do it because, again, it takes a village. So, these guys are a Squatty Potty guy. I did not know Squatty Potty was a short tank thing.

Oh, shart tank? What do I say? Shart. Shart tank? That's what I said. That's a joke. See, that's cute. Because it's squatty potty. But that's fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to be in a shark tank.

Mm, it could be fun. Yeah, it depends on the girls doing it. That's for fucking certain. I'm blown away by this. Do you think Zoom knows this is happening? I think Zoom every day has to fight every single thing, bad thing that happens on it every single day. I think this happens multiple hundreds of times every single day.

And Zoom. Cool. And think of this really nothing you do to stop it. And I think that they are, they try really hard, but it's really, really difficult. You know, what are you going to do? Hey, I mean, I don't know. I think we could chop the heads off

every man that's ever lived. But I feel like that also might be difficult. It is difficult, especially because both of us are met. I mean, I feel like we have a good way to maybe get in front of this by describing ourselves as some of the good ones. Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

That's right. That's right. I'm an ally. Yeah, sure. Yeah, that's why I like that. I feel like anyone who says the sentence, I'm an ally, should be immediately investigated. If you are a white man that tells a woman to her face how much of an ally you are, you've done bad things. We know this.

It's always true. Every single time. It's always true. You need me to be slightly misogynistic to know I'm normal. You have to know I'm normal. Okay? But yeah, this guy, well, who knows if he's going to go down? All he knows is that the fucking the charges will not.

get dropped like the wonderfully spaced out dookies that the squatty potty did provide for its users. And I will say, why not just get lower toilets? They have those. Yeah. As a plumber, I can tell you, they do have those. Well, it comes from, it's from Asia, right? Would you, like, if you showed up. Rob?

No. If you showed up to a client and they had a squatty potty, do you judge them? No, I saw them often. I just, I push them out of the way. I don't have any time for that. You know what I found with Squatty Potties is that they get, They get, like, dirty. Yeah, it's what I'm saying.

They're going to be all covered in piss, all the splashback. Honestly, everything that changed me was that I just go getting into the... I don't need that as much as I need the bidet. Oh, yeah, you love your bidet. My bidet is the only thing that fucking, again, I'll sit on that five to eight minutes. Man, do you flush with the toilet lid down in order to the PPE and poo-poo particles don't get everywhere? No, my toilet does it immediately the second I stand up. Wow.

Because of how wonderful it is and how Asian it is. Wow, that's so... nice. And so disciplined. Yes, you're Toto. Like the Asian Olympic teams. Yes, you shit out of like a little dog. He sits there and he goes, me hungry, daddy. Me hungry, daddy. And I go, well, here comes breakfast.

Right on time. That fucking shit right down on his Asian throat. Spray me. Spray me. Toto, I don't care. I'm glad he's a dude. My underwater fountain. His name's Toto. He's my little friend. I'd fucking, I wish I could take my Toto and I put him in a little

little fucking satchel on my horse. Wherever I went. All right, think we got some... Listener emails. You guys want a new listener email Stinger this week? I really did like that funky one. I mean, if we don't like it, can we hear the funky one again?

Yeah, of course. All right, but only if we don't like it. Listen to emails. Let get all the females. Damn. Dude, that really brought out my whiteness. Yeah, it made me feel white but cool. Yeah, I mean, I feel like I can go to a music festival or something right now.

Oh, yeah, what was it? What was that Stain's song? I'm on the outside. I'm looking in. Oh, man. I saw Stained at Ozfest, and I was very mad about how, like, they never, like, lifted up their heads. No, they're fucking... They just, like, always, they did everything, like...

Yeah, because they were fucking sad and dark. He's a trumper. Yeah, we know. He's a piece of shit. Oh, he's come stained. Yeah. We know. All right, here we go.

First of all, I wanted to read this because I never read this when this happened. You know how they got stained? Puttled him out. Oh, simply delightful. I fucking beat him. I'm going to beat him. All right. So this came out.

We talked about the Olive Garden suicide, and I did not read this email, and I forgot to. That sentence. I'm sorry that that's a funny sentence. The Olive Garden Suicide. We talked about the Olive Garden Suicides. That's my acoustic album. They'll be coming out in the phone. I'll sum it up.

We got an email that was talking about how someone was at, was happening at the Olive Garden Suicide with the chef stuck his fucking head in there, right? Okay. So we said apparently they were doing it so often. They were fighting him. He was high on PCP. We now know that he was very much high on PCP.

And he kept going, I'm sucking hot in here, man. It's fucking hot in here, man. And he was taking his clothes off. And they were like, no, stop. And he was like, I gotta fucking do it, man. They were like, stop and stop it. And then he just, he dunked his head in the oil once.

They grabbed him, pull him out. And he's like, I'm all right. I'm all right. He could still talk. Oh, yeah, his face it. Because then he stuck his head back in, right? He did it three times, dude, while he was screaming, I'm okay.

I'm okay. Guy, you know, he's just whipping oil all over everybody. Dude, they were just screaming. They were all like, it was the worst day in their whole lives. Wow. Yeah. I worked there and it happened. Here's the email.

Fucking nightmare fuel. Screaming women. Five males on staff and one is jumping into the friar. He was on PCP and something possessed him to believe that the friar was water. In a restaurant full of ice and fountains and sinks, I pulled them out three separate times as they fought to go back in. No noise from him. Only three words. I'm cool, bro.

I'm cool, bro. Face melting an ass and oil when I told him to get the fuck out. I'm jealous of anyone who wasn't there. I pray you never see anything like it. Do we believe that's real? Yeah, dude, why not? What are you talking about? It's from Reddit.

Oh, it's from Reddit. Okay. I thought you said just some random person sent us to that. No, and so that was one. And then I got a bunch of harrowing of fucking kitchen stories. Oh, yeah. Well, they are all fucking terrifying, man. I've seen horrible shit myself.

I've been a woman working in kitchens on the San Antonio River Walk for about 10 years now. about a year ago dishwasher 30 or 30-year-old man got his first job since getting out of prison and promptly began threatening the life and family of a line cook after one stressful St. Patrick's weekend Saturday shift yeah it's a bad day

whenever it was St. Patrick's Day at our restaurant I would just say only hot dogs that's all we're cooking today fuck these people St. Patrick's Day needs to literally be cut from the calendar it's not even a real holiday can we stop it there's no reason for it's there a president that we'll just say next week I know that it's some form of like I know that

they try to make it like cultural every year. I know it's a cultural thing, but I just feel like there's something else we can do. It needs to end. I think it's bad. I don't think it matters. Yeah. Does it matter? I mean, I know I'm going to get emails about this. Oh, I'm sure some people care, but it's a Catholic holiday. Yeah, it makes it me even hate it more, and I

even like Easter. It's a stupid, I hate Easter. But I mean, it's nice to have a thing to do. I like Lamb. I can't stand Easter. But I like Lamb. Yeah. I like food. I like food. Easter's always trying to fuck with 420. That shit pisses me off. Sometimes they're in there to get the go. Together, man.

Maybe this year we'll finally do that watchalong of the passion of the Christ. I'm bad. There we go. So this person, they got to a fight. The line cook, he was in his early 20s. He bought a gun out of his backpack. He calmly walked up to the dishwasher that was chatting up a busser in the employer break area and then shot the dishwasher three times in the head point blank.

Damn. This is just, and the police were called. The shooter fled the scene, the owner of the restaurant, the manager and staff. They cleaned up the remaining brain matter off the wall. wall, lockers, tables, chairs, nearby drink fountain, and they opened up for Sunday brunch the next day. Well, it wasn't in the kitchen. It was in the back room.

This is just wild to me. Well, I mean, it's already a disaster. What are you supposed to lose a whole fucking day of sales? I guess, but somebody just got their brains blowing out in the kitchen. You know what's weird? I don't think people realize that a lot of restaurants really operate day to day. I do understand. It's true.

And, like, one day off, Ken, close down a restaurant sometimes. I totally understand. And so from a business owner's aspect, I understand. But from like, I'm just talking more of like, if I was a customer and I'd just be like, oh, I just blew his fucking brains out. Like, if I saw, like, the mop buckets from the guy's brains. Yeah. Then leave.

There's other restaurants. I love Ed's reasonable cooks take. You know? This is my first time riding in. I thought that a suicide attempt of the Deep Friar story is the perfect opportunity for this story. Cool. When I was 15 years old, I got my first kitchen job at a local pub called The Last Straw. During my first week, I met and worked with a nice girl who explained to me that she had been working there for a few years now.

While working, it was disclosed to me that the girl in the kitchen, and we call her Alice, had epilepsy. And one day before I had worked there, she had had an epileptic fit and had fully submerged both her arms in the deep fry. Oh, no. Alice had permanent scars that ran up the entirety of both of her arms. and while I wasn't there when this happened, I was working with her when she pulled the proverbial last straw. One day,

while we were sweeping up, I heard her make a very abnormal grunt and I whirled around to find her falling face first onto the tile floor onto an epileptic fit. It was an absolute mess. My chef leader had to ask me to hold her head out of her own blood and vomit

because he couldn't hold his own in and held her head up at the same time. I'm proud to say, that I was able to do so the entire time since my stomach is probably just of as if not more weak with these types of things. Alice was okay. We sent her away with the

paramedics, but that was her last shift at the last straw. And from what I heard, she decided to pursue a career and admin desk work. I actually think... That's great. That was a really good idea for her. Careful with that pen cup. This was my first week in the kitchen industry as a 15-year-old. I went on to cook and bartend for many

years after, but I can tell you I've never had a first week on the job like that one before, or since those deep briars are nothing to mess around with. Amen, amen. Man, I remember one time I was cleaning the deep fryer, we'd like hit it with like a little spackle thing, you know, to kind of like brush it off as a B-dubs. Like get the chunks off or whatever

like the hard parts. Before you're running through the filter, you know, because you got to keep that shit as long as you can. And while I'm doing that, one of the waitresses walked back in and this had a giant metal door with a jagged bottom in the back and she wasn't paying attention.

The door came back and it went like it like lodged under her ankle oh my god and then she lifted up and slut and it severed her Achilles tendon oh my fucking god in front of all of us and then I saw that I was like holy shit and then I stuck my arm in the friar and so I had to drive us both to the hospital it was a hell of a night oh you did stick your arm in a friar you have experience it had been off for a while and it cooled a little bit I don't have any permanent scarring or anything like that I have permanent scarring from like bottles going through my hand and shit like that and like but you know K-s-rah-sara, I'm sure she's fine now.

Hey, you know what it comes down to? That's why. Now we're in the thought business. Yeah. Because things are scary. Work scary. Is it T-H-O-T? Yes. We are like prostitutes but for jokes.

I just want to say thank you, each one of you, because we love you. And I, we love to tell these jokes. That's right. Right? And we live to entertain you and we go around the world to entertain you. What's that stuff, Rob. Somebody sent you a whole bunch of salmon. To make you laugh.

And someone just brought us a bunch of samager. Oh, thank you. And this is packaged. I trust this. I don't know who it's from you. It's better than when it comes. I hate when people said jerky like in a Ziploc bag. Do you ever like a salmon skin salad?

I like all salmon. I'm big bear. This is great. I can't wait for this. Thank you. Who sent it, Rob? Do you know? Mystery.

Thank you, mystery, man. I'm going to eat the shit out of your fucking salmon jerky. You want to bring me salmon jerky? You know where you can bring it. You can bring it to Urbana, Illinois. That's right. That's going to be on March 14th. Henry and I are going to be sliding up there next week.

Oinking and fucking and barking and all that shit. So come on down and hang out with us. We still got some tickets left to that. They're all selling real fast. I got a feeling that all these shows are going to sell out. Lexington, Kentucky on April 26. Netflix is a joke here in Los Angeles. May 7th, 945 at the Avalon.

Night of a million stars. You eat it, you fuckers. You fuckers. Bidches. Fuck those fucking celebrities, Dan. Come see us. Rochester, New York. Billy Wayne Davis going to be on our show. You want to fucking die to too many stars? We got your goddamn

fuck ass. Literally, if you come to the show, we might, if you want to buy you food or something. Alaska officially rescheduled, April 17th and 18th, you come screw us there. Eat some salmon jerky. We are going to have, and I promise you we're going to make up for it. We're going to have a fucking great time in all that.

That's right. Rochester, New York, May 30th, and London, Ontario. That's going to be on June 28th. I got some personal shows. April 3rd here in Los Angeles at Lyric. I appearing with Amber Nelson. P-Funk Fest in Tallahassee, April 11th, Vistar Stadium in Jacksonville, April 12th.

July 10th, a salute to Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, and July 12th, Newark, New Jersey. I got a bunch more shows. I'm about to drop at you guys. This is a lot of fun. I'm fucking love being on the road. Yeah, it is so much goddamn fun. And we will see you out there on the fucking

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Yeah, I saw it. Curable. Dan Simmons, who wrote the Iperian books also did. He died. That's different. So, uh, shout out to Dan Simmons. Thank you. RIP? Yep.

There we go. But hail Bruce Campbell. We'll get to him. We chose all wrong on our death bowl, man. We really did. I wasn't going to put Bruce Campbell on there anyway. No, I would never be. I would never in a million years.