Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Sky Poop

Episode Date: March 13, 2024

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news - starting with a slew of updates!  The Boeing 787 whistleblower found dead in apparent suicide, Mysterious ‘Sky poop’ leaves North Tonawanda woman seeking answers, 2 Ohio women accused of driving dead man through bank drive-thru to withdraw money, the 2 Georgia men who planned to have ‘large’ python eat woman’s daughter before blowing up her house, Listener E-mails, and MORE!

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Ready to fuck and shit. Which one do you prefer? Oh, I must shit first. Yeah. Although it does kind of ruin the energy. Hold on, baby. I got to shit. Well, honestly, she prefers it. Yeah? I think so. And holding it ruining the energy. Hold on, baby, I gotta shit. Well, honestly, she prefers it. Yeah?

I think so. Then holding it in? Yeah, well, she doesn't know I'm holding it in. Only I don't. Exactly. But yeah, it's ruining my time. It's ruining your time, but what about her time? Let's get to the content. I, um, I, uh, I just wanna say someone asked me,

my wife asked me over the phone how my new, because I'm medicated now, as you can see. Yeah. You've been taking some stuff, you're looking good. Look at me. Look how chilling. Yeah, you got a tie-dye shirt on. I don't think it's really affected.

Backward hat. Weirdly, I don't think it's affected my rage. But then she asked me, like, how do you know if it's working? And I said, oh, it's working great. And then I had explained to her when she got home for being out of town, she was like, have you noticed my mouse pad's all cracked? Oh yeah, what'd you do there?

Did you punch it? I shattered it. How? Sharpening knives while watching body cam footage. Ha, ha, ha! I was like, this is- That is borderline illegal. I was sharpening a knife.

That is like, I mean, this is, I mean, Literally cut the sound. Watching police footage. Yeah. Of, of Karen's getting busted. Man, it is, you know. It's how we relax now. Is them just getting their life ruined?

But it's how I relax. I think that so many... The ching ching ching ching ching. Oh, like sharpening your knives? Ching ching ching ching. Yeah, I do it for hours. I don't, I do something about the metal on the metal that like hurts the back of my mouth. Yeah, even you doing that

bothers me. There's a guy who will sharpen them for five bucks each. And this is coming from someone who used to be a chef. This is so much better to give it to the guy. I have so much fun sharpening on my own. Are they sharp? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. And you got one of those like sharpen and beat and sticks? It's fun, dude. But yeah, I got all, because I got too heavy into the dabs this week because I was there

by myself. I was talking, I literally presented old boy to Carmien Wendy. I sat down on the couch. Don't leave town again, Natalie. to Carmy and Wendy. I sat down on the couch. I was extremely stoned. I was literally going like, oh, this is the pinnacle of revenge films. This is something that best filmmaking and they- Carmy knows about revenge.

No, Carmy actually, there was like, when he said, I want to eat something alive, Carmy stood up, went outside, she ate a pigeon. Came back in. Welcome to Side Stories, I'm Henry Zabroski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. How you doing everybody? Yeah, buddy.

But I still got it. That's what it shows. I could be so lofted to the fucking hairline, man, but you best not come at me and miss. Yeah? All right, I'll keep that in mind. I'll make sure I destroy you mentally whenever I insult you. I could be light on you.

Just do it slowly. Just do it slowly. We got a lot of updates today. A lot of show. A lot of show. Big stuff happening. Henry and I had a big night this week. Yeah.

We saw Andre 3000 playing New Blue Sun. That was fucking incredible. Big stuff happened. And Henry and I had a big night this week. Yeah. We saw Andre 3000 and playing new blue sun. That was fucking incredible. It was unbelievable. Talk about. Locked up our phones, fucking got in the zone. Everybody was so cool in that room. Yeah. Too cool. Yeah. The Masonic Lodge. Yeah. At the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Which we did the very first last podcast in the Left Live show in LA at. Really? That was the very first show we did in LA.

Besides when we watched Haxxon at a live theater, we did commentary on it. It's such a cool venue. It was beautiful. We got. Especially with that like Illuminati stained glass window above the stage. No, that was a really good fun. It was like, it's good at dialing. I honestly, I am in a free jazz period.

Yeah. Well, you're like, you're taking flute mode, which is something you've had for a year now. And now you're taking it like to the next fucking level. I fucking love it, dude. Yeah. You, yeah. You love your flutes now. I just fucking bliss out. How about Lizzo? I, what about her? She's a flute player. She sings words, But she's, she flutes. She blows flute. She sings words. I like it now. Now I like, I listened to the opening section.

I can't even fucking pronounce it. It's like Journey to, oh God, I'm not even gonna try. Journey to Shandar. It is with Alice Coltrane and Pharaoh Sanders. And I swear to God. I was walking- I haven't listened to Alice more. Dude, I was walking to the, obviously again, I was home alone.

I got stoned on the weekend. I went, I walked down the street and I was just fucking like, I forgot where I was walking to Alice Moore. Dude, I was walking to the, obviously again, I was home alone. I got stoned on the weekend. I went, I walked down the street and I was just fucking like, I forgot where I was going. I'm listening to chimes, dude. And then I showed it to Natalie and she had the nerve to say, this sounds like dentist office waiting room music. And I said, wait. No, not dentist.

I was like, you gotta get in there though. I was just like, the thing is, is that you're two, this is three o'clock in the afternoon. IVF office, IVF office, not dentist. I was like you gotta get in there though. I was like the thing is is that you're too, this is 3 o'clock in the afternoon. IVF office, not dentist. Dentist is like news. I thought the IVF office was all being like, get on my pony. No, you've given up on fucking. I thought it was all about like, you was all just keep sweat. No, no, no, no, no. Oh well. Well, yeah. But yeah, I've been having a good time with your flute music too. I'm slowly getting in. Expand it, dog.

This is mine. I'm in a free jazz period. That light show. Everything is there. They had a glass of water on stage and they beamed the lights. That was fucking awesome. That was fucking awesome.

But then also there was that Carlos Ninos guy that everyone, that I was making fun of after the show because I now have to eat some crow because on the stream I Talk some shit about quote-unquote Multi instrumentalists because I thought it was funny to do but apparently that guy he was like Hernando de Soto I forget that who he was on from last stream. Yes where he just made crazy noises in shit, and then it turns out He's brilliant. I went to go listen to some of stuff. He's brilliant Carlos Nino's like that So after the show there was a guy on stage in the Andre 3000 show where the whole thing he did was play

Pomfrons. Yeah, and he had like a like literally like he was trying to keep Jesus cool. It was amazing He had a box of rocks that he just stuck his hands in was And then he had the maracas He's doing all the need that that hoop with another loop. I didn't understand half of the instrument. He had like a tube that he was going like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He was spinning in a circle. And I didn't know.

And so I didn't even know if that tube was making noise. I don't think it was. To be honest, I thought it was an energy thing. It's something. So I've helped it. Right. And then we left. And then I was talking about, I was like, now that guy's got the fucking life.

All he does is wave leaves around plays with rocks Everybody's sucking this guy's dick and this guy turned around me and he was like that was Carlostino Carlostino is a legend and so it was like alright I had no idea I'm sorry Pedro Nino. I didn't know whether or not he showed me afterwards I went and I listened to a bunch of stuff with Carlos Ino and it's great You got to send it to me. It's just all man. But again, you got to get it. You can't it's not sober listening Oh, man, I do like it in the morning. I like it in the morning. I'm recording. I'm stoned You know like unless I'm here like the moment the show is over. I got weed in my back. Actually, it's in my pocket

Oh, that's what that smell is. I thought he just gunk. No, I got no this shit's good The pure beauty. Oh, I like these ones cuz it looks like cigarettes It kind of feels these ones are fun cuz these these are pre rolls that look like cigarettes and what's fun about them Is that you can light them up anywhere? They're the best. It's bad though. All right We spoke to join the graveyard love doing that love doing love smoking joints I was blowing weed at graves. Yeah, man like dog, don't you fucking get high, dude. I want to put an ashtray on your grave. That should be part of your grave. I would love that.

Well, I wanted my tomb. Yeah. Oh, tomb, you got to go inside. I wanted a glass case inside of a tomb. Flute music playing. Yeah. And also Andre 3000. Then I did learn, yes, his flute playing is a little bit more of the basic side, but he's

very, very- He's new. It's fun. It's fun as fuck. Whatever he was doing It's the vibe because then I listen to some real-ass flute. I mean they go Man, you guys have to be terrors that eatin pussy. Yeah. Oh my god. Did you imagine that? I mean, Audrey was already good before You imagine I work in the clit hole with that fucking little flutist tongue? Oh my God. Honestly, I think it's too much. I wonder if he could play a pussy.

Wait, he's probably making a woman go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's putting his finger on her asshole and she's the bitch. Shoulda got. Shoulda got. Baby, let me cover your ears real quick. I got something.

Have you met my ocarina and girlfriend? Andre We're incredible, but also like his VIP section looked like the Cantina scene from Star Wars Those are the coolest looking human beings. I don't know how we ended up in this room. I don't know It like literally like everyone was so cool. Yeah, yeah, it was fun. It was fun as fuck It was one of those situations where I was like am I allowed to be here? I think we should just act like we're not here. I bought a hoodie and I was like Am I allowed to wear this? Can I have this?

It was fun as fuck Alright, let's get to some we got some updates. Yeah what I love about the March Madness bracket We just did third decennial everyone obviously is very popular room. Everyone loves it But what I also appreciate we made some mistakes. I appreciate the rage I Received back I because Anton Shigor thing. I want to apologize for We were getting in there rolling through it and then to fight you can't stop in the middle. Yeah No, it's hard. Yeah, yeah, because then he got the seed anyway. He won. Obviously, he filled out the paperwork.

Yeah. But I think, you know, here's the thing. I think a real person could have beaten the Puppet Master dolls. Well, again. If it was OJ against the dolls, OJ would have won. I agree. I agree because he beat the... Well, no, we had the Gremlins beat OJ. Yeah. I don't know, because I think he'll think the OJ with a one. I agree. I agree because he beat the well, no we had the gremlins beat OJ Yeah, I don't know because I think I think the OJ is strong. Gremlins are way more powerful than the puppet master dolls We talked about that. Yeah, I agree. They are way more powerful. We're not starting this but I agree I'm with you but there was like one People said Anton Sugar we think we people we might have accidentally called him real but again I

He feels real He feels real He feels real But he also, his powers are based on reality but we're gonna do, we're gonna, we'll come back and fix it next year But we got a lot of feedback about... ...Birds Yeah man, I was right He was

I'm throwing that out there now He was, first thing I'll do I got an email Birds, I was intrigued by your bird army question in the newest March Madness episode. Now according to Alfred Hitchcock, why you chose the birds, from the film The Birds, 28,000 live birds were used during the filming of The Birds. So I was lowballing with 20 grand. You were. Other sources say around 25, and apparently it was something like 3,000 were the actual, actively trained birds.

But even apparently the 3,000 birds themselves were biting the shit out of people. Of course! You put that many birds in a mix with people? Fucking, what's her name? God, fuck, Vivian Lee, I think? What was her name? I think it was Vivian Lee. She's some kind of blonde. Yeah, oh no, or was, it was Melanie Griffin's mom. Tippi Hedrum. Tippi Hedrum? I think it was Tippi. I think it was Tippi.

Tippi. I know Jessica Tandy. Jessica Tandy was the old lady. Yeah, yeah, she always is. Yeah. She always fucking is that bitch. I can't remember. It was Tippi. She's alive. Yeah. No, she's dead. Jessica Tandy's dead, right? Are they all dead? I think they're all dead. Yeah, Jessica Tandy's dead, right? Are they all dead? I think they're all dead. Yeah, Jessica Tandy's dead, right? She's been dead. That's Miss Daisy. Yeah. She's been dead. I saw her back there. More like Miss Lacey. Ooh, drive your own car, bitch.

Shots fired, bitch. She's a wonderful actress. This is alive. Who, Tippi's alive? Tippi Hedges is alive? Wow. We're going to have to fix that. Remember, they did the whole roar thing. Oh

Yeah, and she was why the the lion of a's what lion was in that that was mistreated And then that was like all of those like stunts were shot with real lions with just actors I had no idea what they were doing. This is a movie Griffin scalp off or something and now she talks like she does That's fucking facts and And then I got this extremely nerdy email that I'm going to read through just for the sake of... This is a shout out to my other people that are dungeon masters. I'm not a dungeon master because I don't have the attention to detail, but the people within... This motherfucker dude on my side.

Yes. I love this guy. I want to play Dungeons and Dragons now. Because of this motherfucker. But I feel like you're not going to want to sit for the hours. Well, you know, I'll drink. The thing is that people get mad at you. I had a group, my group with other comedians, it was like Jared Logan, Adam Conover,

Nick Vaterat, like we had a whole like D&D group, they got mad if you drank. Really? Oh yeah, because you got to stay in the game. What about tunes? Can you put some tunes on? Nothing. Alright, I'm out. We had soda. Soda? We had soda. Soda's worse than drinking. I get the jitters. Too much sugar. My what? You're laughing at me like I can't say that. I just, something about the idea of like you going on me and like I can't deal with all these jitters. We want like you drinking and driving.

You know what I mean? Like Mr. Office, look at my Office look at my hand steady as hell right and I'm not drinking coke but I drive with this one yeah oh you see that's a that is a Mel Brooks bin yeah it's Mel Brooks bin and visual Gene Wilder but but in Mel Brooks movie yes but he wrote it he came up with it Gene Wilder helped a lot he did but then he also famously said Gene Wilder said, I'm not that funny. Really? Yeah. Even though he wrote most of Young Frankenstein. He just was acting. Well, he wrote most of it, too.

Well, he wrote, but he said that he, maybe he just was being modest. Richard Pryor helped write Blazing Sets. Let me get into this. So look at this. All right, I've been DMing Dungeons & Dragons fifth edition for almost a decade. Why would he direct message them?

Do you want him on your screen? Do you want him on your screen? Do you want him in your campaign? These motherfuckers. Everybody's mad. And I feel that it was a good idea rejecting edge choice of 20,000 birds because it would have absolutely destroyed Godzilla. Whoa! I don't know if I agree with that.

I don't think so either. And getting a lot of anger of people being the the idea that we had a win and make the Zetamorph army come and make it neutral and make it all because the people were angry I mean, what are you gonna do? We were having fun. We're having a good time. Also, please refer to him as Oscar winner Godzilla. Yes. Thank you Oscar winner Godzilla Congrats a formal last podcast on the left. Congratulations to Godzilla. And Godzilla alone. For winning an Oscar.

Yeah, I don't care who else has won. I don't care who else won. They even had a good time. Except I like Emma Stone. I like that Poor Things. That was good. Poor Things was great. That's good. Alright, so... Not better than Godzilla. Not better than Godzilla. Nothing is.

The closest thing to a regular bud in fifth edition is a Raven Right which has a challenge rating of zero worth 10 XP This is the base difficulty threshold for a single bird if more than 15 birds are in the fight their official threshold is multiplied by five For example 15 birds would be worth 750 XP tip 15 times 10 equals times 5 15 times 10 times 5 So but that's in a bracket. Yeah. These guys. Assuming Chris Benoit would be a level 20 player character, which is generous considering he would have to be a literal demi-god at that level, the threshold for a quote unquote deadly encounter is 12,700 XP. Even 300 birds risk killing him since that encounter would be worth 15,000

XP. The closest monster Godzilla would be the Ancient Blue Dragon with a challenge rating of 23, worth 50,000 XP. Basic rules. This would put Godzilla in the exact same weight class as 10,000 birds. You would have to give Godzilla the stats of the Tarasque. Basically the strongest monster in the base game with a challenge rating of 30 with 155,000 XP before you start to be able to take on 10,000 birds, let alone 20.

In summary, 20,000 birds is too much for the bracket, but 300 to 500 birds is a reasonable match and get something like a single xenomorph or bazoozu, but not Godzilla. I spent your tax money writing this at work. Um, I, all right. I don't agree. I, much as I like this guy and I know he like he's on your side is on my side I don't necessarily agree. I think Godzilla could take out any amount of birds He's as big as a build. He's bigger than building

I think that if you look at this is parameters of Dungeons and Dragons where there's rules Dungeons and Dragons There's aircraft carriers. I know but in Dungeons and Dragons There's a way to defeat all of the things that you are coming across unless it is specifically like a suicide latchet you're not supposed to go down like because the DM will make why is there so much math because it's nerds it's because that's the only way they live they have to make it quantifiable because it's a game it's a winnable game so you have to make it quantifiable real life guess what there's no fucking rules when it comes down to it I mean there's laws but there's laws but just because it's legal don't mean it, right?

But we're like, with Godzilla, like, he's one of those guys that, like, I think the X factor here is the fact that he's Godzilla. And Godzilla is gonna destroy a bunch of the birds. Because in real life, the birds don't have attack values. The birds. Yeah, they don't care. They're gonna get scattered, they're gonna be destroyed by his laser... They're gonna be destroyed by his fire breath, they're gonna be destroyed by his swat of his tail.

Go back to Canada. So, but in the world of Dungeons and Dragons where there aren't rules, unlike this realm, this prison that we're all attached in by our brains, fed to us by the algorithm, but all we have to do is deny the algorithm and then we'll be truly free. The research I'm doing on this new fucking episode series we're about to do is ruining my life. Okay. But understand that you're as free as you want to be. Thank you, I feel free.

But if you're not though, you're a fucking victim of the Matrix. You're trapped in the Matrix, you're up to your fucking big chubby eyeballs in the Matrix. I know it doesn't bother me though. Yeah, it's the thing that it must bother you because now you know. Now you know for a fact that the Matrix is existing. It's like asking the fish, how's the water? And the water and the fish has no idea. Because the fish is swimming in the water until discovered

just in the fucking boat. And then it's too fucking late. If I am really stuck into a pod with a fucking tube in the back of my head... It's gonna happen. I would rather be in the Matrix. Just no, but then, you're contributing to the lie. You're contributing I have to remember. Yeah, who cares? Yeah, whether or not I free myself from the matrix

I'm still within it. How did you go from Dungeons and Dragons in the matrix that easy? two sentences And people play this sober what Dungeons and Dragons and the Matrix. That easy. Two sentences. And people play this sober. What? Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah. Thank you, though, because you do have to remind yourself. Like doing Dungeons and Dragons on like fucking

ecstasy. That's right. It'd be so much room for debate and like everyone would just hug and shit like peace, man. So fucking annoying. I can't imagine a coked out D&D session. No, Coke. No, Coke. No, Coke's bad.

Coke's bad. Coke's bad, but X. I still feel like. Acid be the worst. Once the X hits, wouldn't you just wanna go dancing? You can do that, you can take dance breaks. I just feel like I would get very. Who knows, people talk.

If you want me to be your dungeon master, it costs $500. Yeah, it's just like, he brings the ecstasy, and that's it. And you get a bunch of Listerine strips and shit, and that's it. Oh, you rolled a 27. That's a lot of ecstasy. That's a lot of ecstasy, brother man.

I guess the Ravens are coming to play. You know, like, yeah, hopefully. But yeah, honestly, Ed is ready to go. Eddie Tune said, I'm on my way. Dude, you gave out my real email address? You're blurbin' out! What are you talkin' about with these fuckin' people?

You can't give them my real side stories at LPOTLwhateverthefuck.com Jesus Christ! I get that. Ed, you just want people to read you directly. I don't want them to have to go through the red tape. So many people already have it Um, I got all right to be honest we said before how we had a lot of show today we don't uh, but this Another update is the fact that we uh, we talked about the estrogen poisoning Oh, yeah, where the guy in the band that hardcore band

He was the lead singer was giving I think it was that he's giving his guitarist a piles of estrogen in all of these kind of up the protein powders that he was getting from his work in a gym And everyone got mad instead of like happy Well, it's just the idea that he was trying to get his girlfriend from me He was trying to feminize him so he could get his girlfriend and I actually I asked a bunch of questions to our listeners What if she's bi? It's too late. It doesn't work. Well, because the problem is that really what it does, I got a lot of really very interesting questions

about HRT and hormone replacement therapy and about how estrogen does not necessarily cause cancer or high blood pressure, but it can reveal if you are sensitive to both. Like you can basically, like if you get cancer while you're doing on an HRT circuit, like it can just more to show that you were, you're gene coded to get that cancer

and it kind of came to the forefront. But what it does give you is enlarged nipples, that complete, and hypersensitivity, your whole body, your skin becomes really soft, and your dick and your balls stop working. And then basically you can just get freaked out by it. So basically, they're saying that, yeah, five months of unrestrained estrogen, but without

the testosterone blocker, which is the other half of HRT, it's not going to do a heck of a lot for you, but it will make your tits kind of, kind of like, but it takes a while. It takes a while. It can take years. It can make you completely, uh, your dick just doesn't work anymore. But you can still pee. Yeah. Yeah. So it it still kinda works.

Well then it's just a tube. Yeah. You know what I mean? It could just be a hole. I mean, nah. Someone's dick gets cut off, can they still pee? Side stories, lpotl.gmail.com. Yeah, what's that?

What's that? I wanna know how that goes. I'd love to know. Well yeah, people dream or does it the, they flap it in, right? When you're going to do the full sex change operation. That's different. You're getting a vagina. Okay? That's a different situation. If you're the guy.

Isn't a vagina just a hat with a hole with a hat on it? No. There's a lot going on in there. I know that, but isn't it like three holes with a hat? Like kind of with like a, like a corsage around it. Oh, you mean, oh, it mean, oh, you're talking about, you're calling the clit a hat? Yeah. Oh, okay.

It's more like a beanie. Side story, tell potlgmo.com, we'd love to know. All right, so let's get some stories in here. That's like, let's get some stories in here. We got some- You got a scary one. Well, this one is. I don't know, there's a lot of ways this could go.

I have no idea what's going on here. This came in very last minute last night, but this is one of those that I think this is going to be unpacked for a couple of weeks. This is more of a serious story, but you know, we'll get to it. So Boeing has been dealing with a lot of problems, right? Because I believe they didn't they have the plane that they were just dealing with was a Boeing 737. Yeah.

That was this. This was that the door fell off. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's been other things too. People are ain't happy. Right. Because people die and it's really fucking extremely frightening.

Can't wait to go back on tour. JK Ultra where tickets are available. You can go and see us and we can hopefully fly and live. To the Denver airport, the most haunted of all airports. It's less, they lean in. That's what's obnoxious about it. Yeah. Is that they lean into the whole,

ooh, the Illuminati might be here, which is being like, well, don't, fuck with my brain, dude, fuck with my brain. I think the world's expanding. But you debunked that. You had a geologist friend of yours yell at you. Do you want to get yelled at again? I'm just saying I go for whatever she will yell at you again. I go for whatever is the most fun, buddy I just got it fucking I got a I got a spice it up for me because when we die, there's nothing but blackness

I know I've heard of flat earthers Henry's of fat girther I'm getting you sued through the ACLU. So now this story is, so this guy, John Barnett, he'd worked for Boeing for 32 years. He retired in 2017. Now he was doing this civil lawsuit with Boeing. Some people are connecting to the fact that he worked as a whistleblower where he came out in 2010. He was a quality manager at the North Charleston plant. They were working on the 787 Dreamliner. And he said in 2019, he came forward and he said that the, there were under pressure workers working at this plant

that had been deliberately fitting substandard parts because of how backed up they were. And so they were put bad parts on planes planes He said there were serious problems with oxygen systems Which could mean one in four breathing masks would not work in an emergency Yeah, and he said they have to start and work in South Carolina He'd become concerned at the push to get new aircraft built meant the assembly process would being rushed and safety was being compromised And they said he also said that workers failed to follow procedures intended to track components. Sub-center parts were removed from scrap bins and fitted to planes.

They were being built to prevent delays on the production line. They used Dawn liquid soap as lubricant, apparently, in the new FAA audit. But this guy, he ended up dead. He was in the middle, he was just in a hotel room and they found him with a quote-unquote self-inflicted injuries. I believe it's a gunshot to that. I thought he was in his car. Oh, is it? Oh, yes, it was in his car. Yes. Yeah, it was in his, it was in his, he has a Ram. An orange? Here's why I call fishy. If you got an orange pickup truck, I feel like you got a pleasant disposition. See, you say this and I feel... Yeah, I think like if you chose orange...

You say orange pickup truck, yeah, yeah, yeah, that you're happy, but I think... It's half Miami Dolphins colors. But I also think that the issue is that you're trying to show other people that you are an extroverted fine person, but you don't know what's happening on the other side. This stuff is very strange because I saw one comment, he worked, so he worked at this company, none of what he was working on had anything to do with this 737 Max. Yeah. And it sounds like he was in some another, it seemed like what he was more involved with

was in a personal civil lawsuit against the company. And I don't know quite what that means. So I believe that what he was doing was he was either looking for either lost funds or felt he was owed a certain amount of money or he maybe felt like the whistleblower status ruined his life. I feel like it might be something like that. Or he was whistleblowing because he also did something else wrong

and he like was trying to get out of it. Trying to flip on somebody else. We see that a lot, but we also don't know. But the thing that is strange is that he died of a quote unquote self-inflicted manner while working on this whistleblower case for this very powerful company with many unknown government contracts and see I always kind of posit back to the Occam's razor is that... What? The Occam's razor...

I don't know what that means. What that means is that the simplest explanation is likely the one that is real. Yes. I lived my life by that. I just didn't know there was a name for it. Two possible... The closing event is two possible explanations. This is good.

They're Wikipedia. The explanation that requires the fewest assumptions is usually correct. Another way of saying it is that the more assumptions you have to make, the more unlikely an explanation. So all the other ways, all you have to say is it might have to work. So in my mind, is that if Boeing wants to whack somebody, I weirdly think that there would have to be some form of paper trail that you would find because money is going to be paid Something's going to happen. It's so hard to get people look at all of it

It's a rogue dude at Boeing if Boeing has anything to do with it All of the stories we have covered about people have hired a hitman Guess one thing hitmen are not they're not having a board meeting But guess what hitmen are not good at keeping their fucking mouths shut really I thought that's like their biggest quality. You'd think. But so many people hire a hitman and what we also know, it's never a hitman. It's always a police officer. It is always an FBI agent. I mean, I imagine Boeing has access to real hitmen.

I imagine that it's not the private contractors. They could talk to like fucking Black Rock. They could talk to somebody. Yeah, of course, they have access to all of these things. But I think that it would show in my mind that these corporations care too much. They don't care. They want to win in court. They want to win in court because if they do, then everybody has to quote unquote, shut the fuck up. Also, you don't think that they don't have these courts like bent over backwards over a fucking rail. Like I think that they're not worried as much

about these court cases. I think that they're willing to go destroy a bunch of people's lives in order to win the court cases. I think it would be difficult to set up anonymously a way for you to whack somebody from inside Boeing. But at the same time, you have this guy that's been working with this company for 30 plus years who knows all of the executives.

He knows all of these people on the inside that all benefit from the company doing well and not having the stock crash and because of all these people coming in because of safety concerns and them losing all their contracts and shit. So it could definitely be some rogue, what you said, some mad executive

or is he driven to suicide by all of his old buddies, everybody he's ever known. Hates him now. Yeah, ripping him to shreds because he came forward and started talking. And I'm sure they ruined him somehow. Oh, sure. He could have been cheating on his wife and they told her, you know, they could have, you know, used the company card to go to Bolivia. All you gotta do is fuck up one time that you kind of, they let slide back in the day,

but now they don't want you to do that anymore. So then they decided to ring you up for every single crime that they just want to get you for you know That's that's a thing. That's that's that could happen, so I don't know, but it's not Like chill no you know and it doesn't help So we'll see a lot of stuff's gonna come out. I Barnett yeah, John Barnett Charleston good place place to, you know. Commit suicide?

I wish I... It's like... You did that. You said that. I said it and I held myself before finishing my sentence. But you didn't. But I finished it. You finished it.

Because I knew you very well. You know me well. I knew you very, very, very, very well. I self inflicted gunshot wound. I took it back even though I didn't say it. You could hear it. All I know is if I was Airbus, I'd be like, yo, feel like I'm in a plane. I'm like, I'm in a plane.

I'm like, I'm in a plane. I'm like, I'm in a plane. I'm like, I'm in a plane. I'm like, I'm in a plane. I'm like, I'm in say it. It's here. All I know is if I was Airbus, I'd be like, yo, who do you love? Hey man, we can't even get a pizza delivered here. Never mind whack somebody. Yeah, it's not good. So hopefully, you know what? I'm hoping that Boeing learns a lesson. I hope that we start getting other people building airplanes. Like who?

I don't know, I looked up, there's a whole bunch of other things I never heard of. Well yeah, there's many companies that build airplanes. I thought that it was just Boeing. Oh hey though, but you can't actually, you know what, now that I'm seeing this, we can't really, guys, I can't even think that we're mad at Boeing.

Look what they said. We're saddened by Mr. Barnett's passing and our thoughts are with his family and friends. Oh What a relief. God. All right, so they're fine. Yeah, not Boeing. You're some peanuts. He must have been sad Be Scott You want to be Scott? but yeah, we we don't know anything about it and it's super fucking horrible and I can't wait to get on a plane

Yeah, I got more airplane news. Yay Yeah the in North Tonawanda, New York you ever hear of that? No by Buffalo. Is it tonawanda? I have to hear if you guys say One thing about this fucking name about this this county name, because yeah, North Tonawanda. Tonawanda actually now I'm looking at it.

I might be Tonawanda. Because I made the O make the same sound as the A. Yeah, I think it's Tonawanda. And not only in English did we do stupid shit like that. It's true, it could be Tonawanda, I think you're correct, should I tell you what? Yeah, Tonawanda, I'm gonna call it now. I prefer it to be Tonawanda because it-

Northay Tonawanda. You know, I like Tonawanda. Because honestly, there wouldn't be if Wanda. Norte Tuna Wanda. You might like Tuna Wanda because honestly, there wouldn't be if Wanda would take a diet. That's right, yeah. And I, you know, it's like when Wanda's yelling at you and you're like, I don't like your Tuna Wanda. You better relax, Miss Sykes, okay?

Well. What's happening? So they're, apparently they don't know how it's happening, but this woman in North Tonawanda, her house has been covered in shit three times. Great. And they think it's just where airplanes release their shit valves. Now they do this over now North Tonawanda, Tonawanda, Tonawanda. Now this is right now. I believe this is near Buffalo and we have wonderful friends in Buffalo. Courtney, Caitlin. Hello.

We love you out there. Um, but you know. Who else is from there? You know what Buffalo's like, right? Amy Mann's from there, I think. Yeah, that makes sense. She's cool. Yeah.

You could see it goes in sort of the humorous music, but you could see them choosing Buffalo as being the place that they squirt with shit. It's more north than Buffalo. No, the reason why they squirt it with shit is it because of Doug Flutier? No, no, they like Doug still. It's a, you know what? This seems like something that would happen in Syracuse. First of all, I don't know if you ever been to Syracuse.

Oh, yes. It's gray. Yeah, I do. I do. Every day is gray. I dislike Syracuse. I mean, not the people of the people. People are great.

But I stopped to buy liquor in Syracuse once when I was headed to Buffalo. Saddest liquor store I've ever been to my whole life. I'll tell you what, the one thing they got plentiful of in Buffalo was liquor. Yeah. And so this poor woman, uh, she's been dealing with this for over a month. And they are, I got this from WIVB for thank you so much for reporting on this. Really good work. I love this comment from the woman who got smeared with shit. Her name, her name is Gwen Eichler. She told the news 4 that she's concerned about letting her dogs out at times. She had to get a power washer.

She says, there's nothing left to see except for my Facebook post, which I haven't been prevalent. Because when I first put it up the first time, everyone went, what? I put it up the second time? You gotta be kidding me. And when I put it up a third time, everybody went, oh, you gotta go win a lottery. But the fact that it happens to this woman and other people in town are upset,

but no one else has reported this happening to their house? Yeah. It just hurt. So it could be some kind of elaborate prank. Well, if she's smearing shit on her own house... Well, not just smearing it. You have to make it look like it fell from thousands of feet. See, that's kind of fun. So then you go up to the roof, you collect all of your shit in a bucket, literally

just throw it in the room, gobs down there being like, I'll break it down to planes. Yeah, it's shit. Miss Eve, I'm decorating the house. I'm going to change the world. You're going to stop blowing over my house. Well, she you know, Henry, I want you you gotta be calm because Miss Eichler said, there's no comic belief, this shouldn't be happening. This is not funny.

I contacted the mayor. There's nothing funny about it. If I were the mayor of a city, airplanes are dumping their honeypot. This shouldn't just be happening, all right? I want this to stop. My neighbors want it to stop. Yes, but you know who doesn't want to stop it?

The birds. Is this the picture of the shit? Yeah. It doesn't look bad. No, it's just slacked shit. It's just a bunch of shit droplets. It's nothing good. Yeah, this is shit droplets.

I stopped birds because if it was birds it'd be white. I got my hat with shit on earlier on the way I'm walking to work today. My hat was shit, it was white shit. You know what's nice about that? It means you're about to come into money. You think so? That's what it says. That's a that's a the old superstition. I prefer to keep my money clean. Keep my cum off it. This is also from this is from Susan Terry,

who also lives in Alice. Ruin the piggyback. Susan Terry says, we'd like answers. We would like to know if it is human or if it is bird. The chances of it being bird for the flocks to fly off three times in that spot You can see an airplane having it on their computers that this is their drop spot There's all just absolutely paranoid shit covers Buffalo women. Here's the thing, an airplane, I mean like let's talk physics, okay? Cuz like an airplanes flying and if it releases the shit that means it's gonna keep going. No

You know, it's gonna go backwards Side stories LPOTL the gmail town. Let's not talk physics All right, because you and I have no idea but I feel like the shit would keep going forward No, I think it's goes back because the way is going forward. The plane is going forward the velocity theory of relativity So they could be dropping in a buffalo, but it's landing in Toa... Also, really close to Canadian border here. These could be Canadians dumping their shit in America. I can almost guarantee this is Canadian stuff.

Oh my God, oh my God. I can fucking, I got water over everything. I can fucking guarantee. I can fucking guarantee this is Canadian shit guarantee. This is Canadian shit. Yeah Check it for maple syrup trying to let Buffalo know it ain't good. Yeah, guess what man we know You don't need we don't need Canada to tell us and guess what we're proud of the fact that Buffalo is shit Yeah, because that's us you already got the better view of Niagara Falls. Yeah, whatever, man. Go fuck yourself. Guess what, man?

Niagara Falls ain't that great either. Whoa, I love Niagara Falls. Ain't that great. Lady of the Mist, shout out. Ain't that great. Take a ride. Blue ice, yes, it's blue ice. Since I heard about this, in aviation,

blue ice is frozen sewage material. That's why I don't think they don't just. Yeah, it would be blue if it came from an airplane. It wouldn't be brown shit. They don't just shoot liquid shit out of the back of the airplane This is a catapult situation this woman needs to look at her vendettas Who she made mad because I can guarantee if there's a quote group she's involved with she might be on the out off cycle Right like cuz my mom my mom rips through friend groups

Yeah, you know me cuz always been like oh my God, would you believe Barbara is my best friend. We're like soul sisters. When I first met her, I knew because you know why? Cause she's from New York and I'm from New York and that means, oh, you know how that is? Is that we just came to together. And two weeks later, it's like, Barbara's my personal enemy.

If I could, I wish I could cut the brake lines in a car, Henry Thomas. And I'm just being like, Mom, you can't even find, you I could cut the brake lines in a car Henry Thomas and I'm just being like mom you can't even find you can't find the brake lines I hear from blue ice I'm sorry you know no no no no no it's blue ice airlines are not allowed to dump their waste tanks mid-flight and pilots have no mechanism by wish to do so however leaks leaks sometimes do occur if in the plane septic tank we got it we We gotta talk to Boeing. There's a pistol blower. But also, it's... There would be blue.

Unless... There would be blue mixed in with the brown. Unless there's a helicopter and a pilot's just hanging his ass out of the side of it. Nailing that bitch. Yeah, man. I mean, yeah, that's the other thing. I think there's something vindictive. There's a very expensive Yeah, that's the other thing. I think there's something vindictive. There's a very expensive Hate crime happening here. What against just like the elderly. I mean, you know, that's the hate crimes called time Also, she's old it could just be Yes, she doesn't even know she can be fucking carpet bombing her own front walk having no idea. She's got the squirts Yeah, cuz you get numb back there. Yeah, if like, and also no one's shitting on the dogs. Can you tell if you're shitting later on? If it happens in one house three times, it's not an airplane.

It missed that house and it misses that house and it comes straight after you. It's Alice and she's not wearing underpants. So we're blaming the woman. Yeah, we're going to go ahead. That's the official last podcast on the left take. I'm glad we worked through that. Yeah, you're going to have to get on clean in that. I don't know if it's a flight, because I haven't seen any sort of responses to this by airlines. Because no one's saying, yeah, we're the ones stopping the shit.

Yeah. Because they're just, we're the ones stopping the shit. Yeah. Because they're just, they're too proud. Gwen, will this stop? Her name's Gwen. Oh wow. Yeah. Who do I think was Alice? She lives on Alice Street.

Ah, that's what it is, it doesn't matter. Yeah, Alice Street, she's big. Part three calls on her. I, if I could, I would poison Barbara's food. But then I realized, oh that's my food. Oh I can't poison myself. I'm not good with poison in my tongues. 27 documented incidents of blue ice impacts in the United States between 1979 and 2003. It ain't happening no more! I don't know if it's happening anymore. I don't think she... I mean, unless shit's leaking, but we'll find out. We'll find out whether or not this is a Boeing thing.

Yeah. Because it might be. Yeah, I don't think this is happening. This is not what's really happened to this woman. No. All right. She needs to get to the bottom of this. I think it's too easy of an explanation. I think so too, and it doesn't really make a heck of a lot of sense. What's our new term that I learned today? oculids whatever the fuck. Occam's razor. Occam's razor. Use your Occam's razor.

Your deductive reasonings, your common senses, your gumption. He might sound dumb but he's saying good words. Let's get her in there. No poo poo. This is there is poo poo but it's not airplane poo poo. No airplane poo poo. If there were blue spots, we'd talk. Then we'd know it's airplane poo poo. That lady, the shit is coming from. Her own ass. Yeah. From inside her ass. Fly from your grave. Now this is a, okay, this is a good story.

Two women. There's nothing left in that cup. A little bit. Suck it on the ice like Tom Deluise. Yes, that's how I feel. All right. Two women. You know, there's going to be trouble. So two women propped up their roommate's corpse in a car to withdraw cash at the bank. Now I personally love this. I love it too. Because they said they had his permission from back in the day.

Two Ohio women. You love Ohio women. I love Ohio women. Technically I do love Ohio women. Yes. They discovered that their elderly roommate- I'd say woman. No, Julia and Leir are cool too. Yeah I like Ohio women. Yeah, they discovered that their elderly roommate... I'd say woman. No, Julia and Leir cool too.

Yeah, I like I like Ohio women. We're good. It's a taste. You know, their elderly roommate had died in the home that they had all shared. But instead of immediately reporting it, because that's not fun, they placed his body in a vehicle. He had propped it up as if he was like totally fucking chill and hanging out. They drove to a bank where he did he use his services? Yeah. And then they use his corpse to withdraw money from his bank account. But they did it from the drive-through teller, just so people know they didn't like put their arms in a, in a jacket and walk them in.

And that's where they're lazy. Because I even, I would have lied. That's what I would have been. I think that's what they should have done. Do you want to say the name of this town? I could do it. The ash to Bula, Ash to Bula, Ohio. What did we say? Ash to Bula. What is Ash to Bula? Is it Ash to Bula?

Ash to Bula Police Department. Ash to Bula. Ash to Bula. I mean, who fucking who knows? The women identified as Lorene Farallo and Karen Cosbomb found 80 year old Douglas Layman dead inside his his residence where they both had also been residing. They could have seen it coming with his name. I wonder if they were all fucking him. That's hot. Yeah.

They placed Mr. Layman in the front seat of his car, and they drove to the bank where they withdrew an undisclosed amount of money from his account. It is further alleged that Mr. Layman was placed in the vehicle in such a manner that he would be physical to bank staff, right? Which is just fine. But he said right here, which is where this all hinges on, the bank had allowed this previously as long as they were accompanied by him, according to the chief. But he talked probably.

Yeah, but maybe it was like, yeah, so maybe I feel like if they see enough, like, you're coming to want. Yeah. You're coming to want. So maybe I feel like if they see enough, like if you're slack-jawed in a car, and they look at you and there's two ladies, I guess, have been sucking you dry. Yeah. I'm gonna still posit that they're all fucking. You think so?

I hope. I don't think so. I wanna see how older they are. I wanna see how old these are. I hope that they're all fucking. That's what my dad did. My dad lived with two women for a long time, and he didn't have to pay rent because he was making love to him Yeah, that's what he said, but then they kicked out. How old were you? I was when I was a twinkle in my father's eye. Oh, okay

I was come That's what that means. Oh Yeah. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Look at these ladies for certain. He's fucking these ladies. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, look at him. They are paying the rent. Oh, yeah, here we go, look at these ladies. For certain he's fucking these ladies. Look at him. Oh yeah, oh yeah, look at him. He's probably paying the rent too. Oh yeah buddy, yep. They had it made in the shade with that pink lemonade, with that old man's dick. Now these women, they just have figured this

was his last will and testament. There, everybody's mad at them for using his corpse, but weirdly, I think that's exactly what he would've wanted. I'm, yeah. I feel like he's like, yeah, sit on my face one last time, take my corpse out, play with my dick and balls, take me to the fucking in and out drive-thru, take me to the bank. That sounds fucking great. I want to say right now, into the camera, into a microphone, if I'm 80 years old and I got two roommates and I die, you take me to the bank and empty it.

Fuck it. Who gives a fucking shit? If there's nobody else there, Julie's left you and you've got nobody to give the money to, who cares? It's going to go to the bank and empty it fuck it who gives a fucking shit if there's nobody else there Julie's left you and you got nobody to give the money to who cares it's gonna go to the government anyway you take it Yeah I say the same thing if I end up a weird man living in a railroad Apartment with two strange ladies that I'm bawling out in order to fucking live pay for the rent Yeah, like one last sizzler night on me Yeah, go to the fucking go pop it open man

Go pop a bottle portal over me fucking put your titties in my face. These ladies look so nice. They are not. They're absolutely not. I mean this one, the top lady looks nice. No, you're incorrect. This one, the bottom one doesn't look nice. I'm gonna disagree with you entirely. This lady looks like the lady who lives across the street from me and she's got like 10 rescue dogs. Yes. One of them. Hey, you can't see. His name is Wonder, it's very cute. My one thing is that those are also the ladies that change on the internet. Yeah. And they become something else.

When you meet them. She's a sweetheart. This is not a sweetheart. That is a nice woman. No, Laureen Ferrello is a. Which one is she, that's Laureen? Laureen Ferrello, they took a corpse out of a house and they strapped it into a seat.

Like, yeah, I think they're. That's Karen? That's're... That's Karen? That's Karen. That's Karen? I'm sorry about what happened to your name. No, don't be, because they all have to change. I have one of my good friends, Karen. I mean, this is about...

She understands she has to stand up for herself as a Karen. It sucks. That's how it is. You have to be extra good. I think it should have happened to Jones. Oh, like the name Joan? Yeah, I think all the Jones should have had their name ruined and not the Karens.

Oh, here comes the regular. See, Joan to me is fancy. I did know one Karen in high school and we didn't like her. We called her Fish Face. Well, I hope you're doing well, Fish Face. Hopefully you're not a whistleblower for Boeing because they are going to complete that for you.

See, these guys are not, this is my thing, I think they're fun ladies, and I think that their actions are entirely excusable. Okay. But I don't think that they're nice ladies. And I understand why it's a crime. Before I get all the emails, I know that it's a crime, it's fine, but also I feel like at the same time,

if you already fucking look at this guy. Oh yeah buddy. Cool breeze. feel like at the same time, if you're already fucking look at this guy. Oh, yeah. If you look at this motherfucker, he's got some reflective glasses on right now. He's got at least six guns. That guy is getting his dick sucked Wednesday through Sunday. He doesn't give a fuck about his debit card. He does not care what these women do. She's just frowning, thinking about how like, oh, the gets the dick train is pulled out of the station.

But these guys are all leaving, but they're not nice. They are technically villains. You can't trust them. Don't listen to him, Karen. He doesn't know what he's saying. Karen, you just gotta understand, time is not going to look favorably upon you. Loreen is definitely the mastermind, by the way.

Even if you don't think Karen's nice, Loreen's the mastermind. Now you're saying this I'm gonna fucking grab him and put him in your car and drive him to the bank I don't know I don't want to Karen come here help me with these legs I don't think this is the right thing to do

shut up Karen alright I'll help you do you need the money Karen help me I'm gonna miss his old balls I'm gonna miss miss his old balls. I'm going to miss his bad breath. Should we drink before we drive? Yep.

Now that I think about it, it is good to get relaxed. There we go. Yeah, these bitches are fucking coming for you, dude. So be careful, because they are sizing people up left and right. I like them. Me too. I don't think this is really. I'm not saying them being bad doesn't mean that I don I like them. I don't think this is really... I'm not saying them being bad doesn't

mean that I don't like them. If this guy has no next of kin I see no crime. That's what I'm saying I utterly agree. And if he does, they should care enough to know when he dies. Yeah man, you're fucking your grandfather is Eiffel Towering two women each night. You should be there hanging out with him. If he made the choice to not have children. If he had more time with his grandkids, he wouldn't have had the time to ball out these women and fucking do whatever it is. Probably some form of working on price picks. Maybe making his money on price picks.

Or at least take another free apartment. I mean, who knows? But he's making all his money. He's making other money. And you know, you got to get in there. You got to fight for the rights to your grandfather's dick. Yeah. And think about it, now you'll get his ashes.

Yeah. And then they take this guy to the Caribbean. All these fun places you should have went when you were alive, but you didn't. You forgot about him. Yeah. And then guess what, man? His dick did the talking. Ooh. Well, he's dead now.

He's fucking dead now. What are you going to do? a really matter nothing shout out to Karen. Love you, babe. Thank you great She shows up at this studio if she shows up in your life if this woman I'm looking at this woman right now if she shows up at your apartment. I I'm really afraid for you I put her to work. Yeah back Back-brickin' work. I bet she'd be good to fuckin' take care of Tootsie and stuff. Tootsie's been having lots of problems at night. Dude, she's going to kill Tootsie and she's going to take Tootsie's corpse into the vet to get the clonopin that they give Tootsie.

You know what? There is no way that she's not gonna go get that dog clonopin, cause she can get it. Tootsie needs a clonopin. She's having night terrors or something She's walking around all night, but they don't think that Karen this fucking beagle-eyed woman I'd make her sleep during the day and stay up all night This old murderous woman You're gonna turn her into a night nanny. Yes for Tootsie the other dog that's also on the verge of death

They're both on the verge of death. I would like to see the race to death that her and Tootsie have Now let's take her to the bank $15 Do we have time for another story or it's the time for letters Staker to the bank. Fifteen dollars. Do we have time for another story or is it time for letters? We can do one more. Eddie, give me one. All right. This one, we don't need to spend much time with it because it's still developing, but I feel like we need to talk about it. These two dudes blew up a woman's house with her child inside of it.

This whole thing makes no sense. It makes no sense. Steven Glosser and Caleb Kinney last year, this is over a year ago, in 2023 in January. This is in Richmond Hill, Georgia. If they say that differently, they need to go fucking deal with that themselves. God knows. My mother's from Richmond Hill. Really? New York.

Oh, okay. Well, who cares? But these guys, they really hated this woman. They blew up her house. And her kid. And her kid. They really wanted to kill her. They wanted, but this is not even, they settled on blowing up her house. They were going to scalp the woman.

Yes. And have a python eat her child. Now this is- That was the plan. Well, have a python eater child. Now this that was the plan Well, I don't believe anybody should kill anybody also. How does anyone know? That's the plan this fool's a while I write it down. I think that they just told people I think that you look this is one thing as I've learned as over the years Yeah, is that criminals? Aren't super smart a lot of times most of the times they are they're pretty stupid and a lot of times, most of the times they are, they're pretty stupid and a lot of times what they like to do is share all the

fun details that they were going to do to somebody, probably some more than not, in a facetious manner. But then guess what? You tell that to a police officer, guess what it becomes? Hardcore reality. And so you say a bunch of stuff that you think is like funny, or you say a bunch of stuff offhand being like, yeah, we're gonna get a snipe and release it in there. Gonna eat the mama and the baby. Like you say something like that. Also, if you say to the bar, don't think cops are getting hammered at bars. Oh, most of them are. Yeah.

And then also don't think for a fact that they're not, that someone's not going to flip on you for a fucking second, especially if you've been saying a bunch of stuff about you're going to kill somebody. These two ugly evil looking motherfuckers too. Because you'd be surprised, and I mean this, how many people are anti-murder. Mm-hmm. There's like most people are like not into you planning and executing a murder. Yeah. So when you tell a bunch of people that you're going to plan and execute a murder, you've got to be really careful because you never know if you're not talking to somebody who gets it.

Yeah. be really careful because you never know if you're not talking to somebody who gets it. Yeah. And they, um, they don't have a possible motive yet, but she did have a relationship with one of the suspects. That's a rumor. Well, it's in the people article. Oh, it is. Okay. Okay. I thought that was just an ironic, but it's also in the people article. But who knows? They could also have picking that up rumor too, because they just do whatever it's people. Yeah. It's people magazine. So they. But yes, it sounds like there was some kind of personal motive, but he was obsessed over this. The only again, I'm not, I'm anti murdering people. I have to, I will keep saying this.

I don't stand with these guys. But the idea of a Wiley Coyote style murder is very fun to me. Yeah. Right. Like the idea of like, you're going to release a Python. Cause also where the Python come from. Also it's Richmond Hill, Georgia. Yeah. It's not like the python it's not like the old natural causes well I mean they're right by Okefenokee they're you know they're by the swamps is close to Savannah I guess and so they're invasive species they're ruining the Everglades but you're saying that pythons gonna work its way up a

suburban street and go inside of a home they're gonna scalp the mom and then put the python in the little girl's bed. That was the plan. I'm saying if they tried to say, oh, the python just ended up in there, what, the python take the Q47? Well, what's the, what's the fucking, why are they saying they scalped her? What's the reasoning behind scalping? I think they're dumb. And I think that they-

Yes, oh, that's a fact. And I think that they thought that all of that was going to be a lot easier. Because that's the other thing that murderers run up against quite a bit is how it is physically difficult to do a lot of these things. It is extremely difficult to scalp somebody correctly. It takes a long time. I don't think they were going to do it correctly. But it takes even just doing it takes a lot of energy, friend.

Is it scalping more of a white man thing too? Yes, we started it. Yeah, we started it. We started it and then they picked it we started it. Yeah, we started to be started and then they picked it up. Yeah. Yeah, it seems to be. It's great. So, yeah, these guys are fucked. As they say, it says that I don't even think they have lawyers. But they fucked up even blowing up. They didn't even murder anybody.

They fucked up. They lived. They live. That was also one of the saddest things is to sit like, that's the way you kill everybody. If you can kill everybody by blowing up the house, you're not very good at this. I think maybe they use explosives and not just gas. Well, I don't know. We talked a little bit before the show about the, you know, like how would they get a hold of it? It's actually not that difficult to get a hold of a lot of crude explosives. Like you can get it. It just how you, it also really shows how you put it all together.

Yeah, you know, I mean it's, and how do you go from killing a girl with a snake and scalping a woman and just blowing it up? Laziness. Just purely consumer. It's killing industries. They also they also mailed dogshit, shot arrows into her front door. These are all proposed ideas. Oh, yeah, they allegedly planned to shoot arrows into the woman's door. Which is crazy.

I think they were trying to get her to move. It sounds like they were trying to get her to leave this house. Yeah, male dog feces and dead rats. I think it sounds like they were trying to get... and that's just Jared Leto's Patreon subscriber awards. But these are... I think that they were trying to get her to leave And I think the way that they don't understand the way you do that is by starting a

look-a-vore aerial studio slash tattoo shop slash Brewery raise the interest rates of the entire neighborhood. Yes, that's how you do it. The long run, the long way, the old way. I don't think these guys were looking for time. That's how you get somebody out of a neighborhood. You get in there, you turn the fucking anything that's useful. You look at these guys. You take that bank, you rip it out.

You turn it into a bread store slash trampoline store. Where'd you go? And you listen to the fucking Florence and the Machine or some shit. Right? Is that new music? Florence and the Machine? New enough. You go and you see what's the Bad Bunny? That guy? Yeah, he's great. Is that the music? Florence the Machine, new enough. You go and you see what's a bad bunny.

That guy. Yeah, that's a name, right? Yeah. You go to Bad Bunny's Playhouse and he's got a fucking and we sit on twisty chairs or some garbage. Yeah, that's how you get somebody out of the neighborhood. Invite a bunch of Dutch people. They also showing up, buying all this fucking elite like, you know, you know, glasses that they have like no frames or just two square pieces of glasses just somehow sitting there oh those

types of doors ruin a neighborhood you go to a store with only like four pairs of jeans in it oh yeah that should have fucking take your whole place down I tell you get her out yeah and you can well you won't make any money you'll lose everything you need to be trust one baby to do that I'm looking at collateral just even start I'm looking at these guys, Stephen and Caleb. One's got a huge head and tiny ears. The other guy has a tiny head and big ears. They really should have worked together.

Yin and Yang. Yeah, it's a main. Yeah, they are the 69 of each other. You never know who you're going to meet in this life. It's going to end up being your perfect partner. Yeah. And sometimes it's about the outside because that's why, you know, it's fun for us. We've got Marcus as the skinny. Because that's why, you know, it's fun for us. We got Marcus as the skinny. He balances.

Yeah, he really is. I thought it is. You always have to have us skinny, unfortunately. So we're the bread and he's the meat. I think we're the meat in the double down. Yeah. And he's a piece of lettuce laying on top. He's the cheese that binds. Oh, that's what it is. He's the cheese that binds. He's the pickle. He is the pickle. He's the cheese that binds. Ah, that's what it is. He's the cheese that binds. Pickle.

He's the pickle. He is the pickle. He's the effervescence. Yeah, and we're two pieces of fried chicken. Yeah. That's great. Yep. I feel like it.

Fuck these guys. Fuck these pieces of fucking shit. Let's do some listener letters. Yeah. Okay, here we go. A. B. C.

D. A. Here we go. Also that haunted Ouija board's on its way here. I don't like this. I can't wait. It's a bad idea. We're gonna film it all.

I'm on record. This is a bad idea. First of all, if you're doing any, I really don't like wanna like do any kind of real say on shit. No, I won't make you do that. I won't make you do that. That's, yeah. But I'm holding onto the Ouija board.

But why does it have to be here? Bring it to your home. Because Natalie doesn't want it there. And I don't want it here. But I have dominion over this world. You do have slight more dominion. I'm gonna bring it to here. No, you'll see. Where are you gonna put it?

I'm gonna make a case for it. I'm gonna get a case and we're gonna put it in it. It's not gonna be in this room, is it? No. Cause we talk about a lot of evil shit in here. It'll be upstairs. Upstairs? Yeah. In the meeting room?

Yeah. Put it in the kitchen. No, can't haunt the food. Oh, so now you're saying it will haunt. I don't know what it will do. You just admitted you think this thing's gonna haunt. But I'm gonna keep it in the quiet room. This is workplace abuse.

It's not workplace abuse, it's called content. This is what the work is. No. You'll see. This is not what the work is. It's not workplace abuse. It's called content. This is what the work is No, you'll see this is not what the work is You're gonna like the work is reading about something and talking about it. Yeah, but it's also walking the walk talk No, it's not contain this thing. I don't need to walk the walk you walk the walk you but you're next to me now So while I'm walking you're right there Fuck fuck you So that fucked it. Fuck you.

Here we go. My wife used to work as a sex worker and she had one client who would drop- oh, cause this comes in response to the guy wrapped in a carpet at the party. Okay, cool. Apparently this is a big thing in New York cause a guy named Kevin Carpenter- I feel like I remember it now. Yes. This is a guy that was a- he's like a-

he was a standout in all of these various party scenes in New York where he would just- he squares it's unsexual. He goes by the name of Kevin. He says he's a Trump, he's a, he's a trust fund baby that literally was, he just came for money. He's never had a work a day in his life. He was excited with art world and like various punk and music scenes.

And so he kind of inserted himself into the party scene of New York city by just wrapping himself in a carpet and have people stand on him. He said that he came from, he played an improv game where he laid on the floor and ever since then he loves the view from the floor up. Yeah. But he keeps saying it's not sexual, but he says he can't do it as much anymore

because now he's getting old and it makes his body hurt. Why don't you just go to a bunch of Travis Scott concerts? Oh yeah, getting trampled. Yes. But he was doing it for art. Yeah. He was doing it for art, not for life and death scenarios. Look at this guy. Oh yeah, he's wearing shades and shit. I like, he's interesting guy. He's kind of like, we went, we came up with a, remember Andrew Andrew? Andrew Andrew? It was two guys that invented, quote unquote invented iPod DJing. That were like, they weren't twins but they dressed identically. Oh my god. They

used to always hang out at the McKibbin lofts. They were weird. Yeah. Yeah. I remember them. Yeah. That was like one of those. I remember I got in a fight with one of them, not a fist fight, but an argument

because I was wearing a shirt that said Coca Cola on it. Yeah. And he got mad. He was like mad that I was like supporting a major corporation. And you're like, I got this in a thrift store. It's just whatever fits my body. Yes. Yeah.

Sorry, buddy. Yeah. This was in a political movement. It's a television. It's just whatever fits my body. Yes. Yeah. Sorry buddy. Yeah, this wasn't a political movement. It's a television. It's a fucking shirt I have on right now. I will change later. But yeah, so this guy, so this is a furthering of that conversation. My wife used to work as a sex worker

and she had one client who would drop a few hundred dollars every other week for her to take him to the garden shed, blindfold him, then kick him in the nuts over and over as hard as he could until he can. This is popular. Yes. He never wanted anything else sexual. He just loves getting kicked as aggressively as possible.

She doesn't do that work anymore and has it in years, but he still sometimes sends a hopeful text message hoping for another kick. Dude, it's just kicks. Yeah. Let him cut. That's like if he's not doing full penny, that's not cuck holding as far as I'm concerned. Yeah. You know, kicks, you know, they keep getting harder to find. But like, truly, like if you're going to get kicked in the balls, I feel like that's got to be easy to have to pay money to kick you in the balls.

Can't be that hard to find. No. I mean, there's plenty of places that do it, especially New York City. I'll fucking do it. Will you? Yeah, I don't care if you come. How much do you want? How much? I mean, let's put of places that do it, especially in New York City. I'll fucking do it. Will you? Yeah, I don't care if you come. How much do you want? How much? I mean, let's put it out there then. Ten thousand dollars to kick someone in the balls. Yeah, I got fucking I got clout.

If I kick you in the balls, that's going on. That's content. Well, yeah. And you got to sign a waiver. Yes. A release. Now fucking slam your balls. You have to feel and sign a release. We're doing it. Yeah, we're doing it on the stream. Yes. A release. Not fucking slam your balls. You have to feel and sign a release. We're doing it on the stream. Yeah. All right. So bring them to the studio too. Let's get the fucking guys who love getting kicked in the nuts in the Ouija boards. Let's do it down the street. Oh yeah,

remember this kick me in the nuts guy. You give him 20 bucks. This is sad. This is actually kind of sad. Well, I mean, you know, he got money. Yeah, but I don't think he wants it like I want it. I think that this guy, I don't find this sad. He's made me- Have you remembered the guy in the New York subway that used to have the tell me off for $10?

Yeah. Where you have a sign and I remember- Well, that works in New York. Oh yeah, I remember one time I was going through and I saw a man in a suit just like, he was- Laying into him. Slurs, ripping into this fucking guy. Yeah, you gotta watch the slurs.

But he's just sitting there and he's just like nodding and smiling. You know, and being like, hey man, it's a levi- It's a levi- I inherited a large grandfather clock, which I believe to be haunted by my deceased father. Now, my father sounds surprisingly similar to Henry's father, who was both hilarious and terrifying. A man who drank too much, became belligerent, and teenage waiters who didn't get his meal right and frequently fell into a rage during family political arguments at Christmas time.

What a guy. Ever since we moved this clock into our newer farmhouse, only one previous owner, mysterious and unexplained things have happened near the clock. The first incident was when my German shepherd puppy sat in front of the clock staring and whining with her ears picked up at full attention. Shortly thereafter, I saw someone walk into the kitchen just beyond this clock, through the family room, and down the hall. However, no one was home but me.

It appeared to be a doppelganger of my mother who is currently living with us. My mother has also said she's seen people walking past that weren't there, and she's not a believer in the paranormal. Two years ago I was sitting in bed late at night when an orb gently bobbed through my window, appeared to check me out for a few moments, then promptly disappeared. If this had been my first orb encounter, I would have been more terrified, but at the time it was more annoying than anything. More recently I'd heard someone rustling in the kitchen just near the clock, and when I was the only person home.

It sounded as though someone was looking for a snack in the pantry cupboard, and my dad was an obese towering figure with an appetite for miles. Last week I was working in the kitchen preparing food for my husband who had dental surgery sick in bed when I thought I saw my now fully grown shepherd walk past the clock through the living room where the clock resides and down the hall. I proceeded to follow her calling her name to see what she was up to only to come to our bedroom when the door was closed and my husband was sleeping. Why does this woman have a shepherd living with her?

It's a German shepherd! It's a shepherd shepherd! After this incident, my family and I had been discussing what to do with this haunted clock, which I don't dare fix since a motionless haunted clock seems safer than a working one. The clock is huge, 3'8 and 50 pounds, close to 7 feet tall, and was dearly loved by my challenging and troubled father. I suggested we sell the clock, to which my innocent nine-year-old on the autism spectrum replied But that might make the spirit of grandpa angry

It was then suggested we give the clock away to a family friend who may enjoy it But that also seems wrong since I would then essentially be dooming them to a life of hauntings Send it to P. O box 470 North Hollywood, California, 911603. I don't know if you can even send that big of a clock. No, they'll take it. They'll take it. So, I mean, just like the father, this broken clock is right twice a day.

Fancy, fancy logic. Incredible day. But yeah, first of all, all right. Don't ask advice from the nine year olds. All right. Don't ever. Yeah. I think that, you know, I question everything you said once you're like, Oh, well, the nine

year old says that we got to do this. Yes. That seems crazy to me. You know, I don't care what's going on there. Yes. I think that, you know, don't listen to the dog about the clock you know that's the other thing so I just get rid of the clock get rid of the clock if it's not working she's also fixing a grandfather clock is extremely expensive as well

yeah of course yes only like 10 dudes that do it yes you have to find the people is dead he has been dead yeah I don't care what anybody says yeah I don't care who Dave Dave is. Yeah, so yeah, P.O. Box 470, North Hollywood, California, or 603. Fucking smash and party. Never smash the clock. Never destroy a haunted object.

I'm going to continue to say never do it. We don't. First of all, it's not haunted, probably. Oh, you were the one for you're afraid of the Ouija board. I'm afraid of a Ouija board, something that conjures spirits. We already have like five Ouija boards in here. I don't like any of them. I have a mile. I don't like those either.

I used to have one that I gave away. But this is why we're a science-based show. Yeah, spiritual science. That's not real. So every day, come to your spiritual scientist jobs with your boo meter and your phantom ographer and then you could show the whole world how there's so many ghosts and you can laugh with all of your ghost

girlfriends, because you don't understand you fucking idiot. Is that all the ghost chicks are wild for a guy with a fucking HKG machine. So you got to fucking go and show yourself, man, get them girl ghosts. And you can love the fact that you are you're loving, you're living and you're laughing with these ghosts and you're living known for facts. You're going to fucking have sex with a bunch of ghosts tonight. And then when you come, it's just yourself. And then you get the blessed silence of being alone in the room. Here's what I think. I think that this man tortured this family

and now even after he's dead they remember the trauma that he gave them. He's gone. Let him go. That's what you're doing dude. Let him go. That's an ergo gore is what you're saying right now. That is literally what we talked about when we did our haunted objects episode. Yes. Yeah. He's gone. He's dead. He's a fragment of your imagination. He's not in the clock. He's fucking dead. Unless you're sending him to us, then he's very much in the clock and we're gonna feed him good. We don't have room for a clock. I'm gonna put a burger in it. It's a grandfather clock. We are out of space. We got plenty of room. We are out of space. We'll put it up. We'll put it up. I'll put it in the bathroom. A grandfather clock in the bathroom. Yeah, dad will put it in the bathroom. No. We'll see what happens. Know what I want? Grandfather cock.

Yeah. Send me those. Come on, let's see them. Side stories LPOTL at gml.com. Send me, send us, your grandfather cock. Go to patreon.com, last last podcast on the left. You go and pay to see this and we'll show you grandfather cocks live on stream.

Going now, we're doing LPN deep dive. It's due and it's on its own. It's on its own feet. The new review episode is out. People are definitely not upset about it. Zendaya can sing. Zendaya can sing? Sure.

Yeah. Isn't she part of her thing? Yeah. Yeah. She's a Disney Channel person, right? Yes. How do you think you get the job? Just send me a fucking clip of it and I'll believe it.

Get the Disney Channel and watch it yourself. I hate it. Why are you making these people do your homework? I'm sick of doing it because that's what I? Just send me a fucking clip of it and I'll believe it. Alright? Get the chance to channel watch it yourself. I hate it. Why are you making these people do your homework? I'm sick of doing it because that's their job. That's their job. I come in here every day, deliver nothing but gut busting hilarious.

It's called Deep Dives. Yeah, but not this show. Yeah, but the one that you were wrong on. But that's dude. Yeah. It's not on Disney. Go to LPNTV on one, but that was dude. Yeah. That in Disney go and you go to LPN TV on Twitch, Twitch.tv slash LPN TV. Go check out all this stuff. Honestly, right. My tears of a clown, uh, deli meat edition is on YouTube right now. I can go check it out. And we're going to

go at it, bro. I can't wait. Summer ham summer ham's happening. It is happening. We are having a sandwich decathlon. I can't wait to do this. I want to know what it is. You've talked about one of the well, one thing I will one preview is we're definitely going to do a slalom race. Also seeing if we can hold all of the ingredients of a sandwich together on a hero. Yes, that's one of that's one of the challenges. Yeah, but we don't know what those ingredients are going to be. Obviously, it has to be edible.

Yes, it has to be a sandwich you would order. And I think that we should be given ingredients and have to make a sandwich. I love that idea, too. I love it. Yes, I love the crafting segment. You know, who eats the most sandwiches? No, we don't like it. I don't want to get sick. No, it's the best sandwich.

We're there all day. It's quality, not quantity. It's all day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Excited for this. And so we'll put that. That'll be live somewhere. Yeah. And go check fucking TikTok for some bullshit. And LP on the left, there's TikTok on there. You got to go and look at it. Oh, the Brighter Side is going to be changing times on LPNTV. Yeah,

so we're going to, we're going to stay bi-weekly, but we're moving to 630. Yeah, and Spun is going every week and it's going to be there as well right before. And that's going to start on March 20th for Brighter Side. And that means that Tears of a Clown and Brighter going to be there as well right before. And that's going to start on March 20th. Yes. For brighter side. And that means that Tears of a Clown and brighter side will be alternating. That sounds great.

Yeah, that's going to be awesome. And listen to the brighter side. We're about to start doing two episodes a week. Yeah, I love this. Yeah, so it's Whisper, so it's page seven. Yeah, we're fucking doubling down for you fucks. So come get it. Pumping it out!

We're getting it baby. We're pumping it out you fucks! Yeah man, I'm all about it. You're gonna choke on it! Go see our show though before that happens. Yes, JK Ultra. Go check out our last podcast on the left live. It's all the various North American cities we have listed and more. And New Zealand and Australia of course.

Yes, and oh yes please, Australia and New Zealand. And the tickets are selling. I'm very surprised. Why are you surprised? I don't know I'm new to this thing I was like I don't think anyone's coming but everyone's fucking buying the shit out of these tickets. Unfortunately they have to. So you fucking better buy these tickets you're gonna come out there we're gonna have a good time in the store. And we're gonna do some

different things a lot of it's gonna be different the same but a lot of it's gonna be different so I'm excited. Yeah. I love you guys. I love myself. I love Henry. I love Rob. I love myself. I love Henry. I love her. I love you. I love Marcus. Good luck to see and I love this Karen chick.

Yes. Well, well, let's see how she does. All right, because I think it's simply I think she's got to have a rough go at life. Yes for the rest of her time and I don't think she deserves it. We'll see. I think she's a difficult one.

I think about actually big ups to Kevin Carpenter. Love this guy. God knows what he does. I mean now you watch him come up with a series of horrible crimes and right now he seems This show is made possible by listeners like you Thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to, go to LastPodcastNetwork.com.