Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Smart Toilet

Episode Date: April 9, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: train attacks, "analprints", a lady goes on a coughing spree, and MORE.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last stop on the left side stories Put the nipples on the back instead of the front you gotta put them on back see that But is it a pussy or butt feed all hands you can do anything you want to an animal if you work in an animal testing facility That's what I've learned from some listener emails. Is that right? I don't know if that's true or good Nipples on the back my friend. Really? Hey Kissel. What's your favorite? Part of your house welcome to side stories everyone. Are we starting the show like that welcome to side stories? I am Ben. That's Henry the favorite part of my house. What's your favorite room to be in the bedroom? Where I sleep all day if I can it's my favorite hobby. You really saddened me

What do you want me to say? I would say I don't know man It cuz you do have a little breakfast nook or you're the potential for a breakfast nook I have a little kitchen of yours. Yes. My whole life is nothing but potential dare some say unfulfilled potential I don't care. I didn't make the jar. I am just living my best life I have I have a bathroom a living room a game room in office and a bedroom if I had it my way I Would mostly spend time in the bed taking a nap, which I did extensively over the weekend But then at some point you're right Henry and I think you're thinking this maybe you're not it does get a little bit depressing So then you sound like you sound like a case study of clinical depression. Well, hey, whatever as long as it's

Medical then it's fun for me then it's fun for you And it's legal to talk about to anyone that you see but yes You could you did have a little breakfast nook you could do it because I could love how you could have a little romantic Brunch by that window near your fire escape that looks at the other brick wall Sure, you could sit on that a little table there and you can have your cafe au lait. You know how you love you using your espresso machines Absolutely Puffin and I hanging out there eating some croissants Puffin of course could have his orange juice get his citric acid up. I totally agree I assume you're talking about houses because you're in the midst of a massive situation when it comes to a move

What are you thinking Henry? What do you want to see? What's your favorite room in the house? This is one of the most exciting conversations in the history of side stories and I'm thrilled about it No, right now my favorite room is the bathroom of course. It's where the privacy can be gotten Okay, I thought the bathroom I thought the bathroom was so assumed that that is technically the favorite room that we weren't even talking about the bathroom I don't know because I feel like some people say oh the living room because that's where you can be with your family Oh the bedroom because that's where sleep and sex can happen, but the bathroom is nice because the bathrooms like an office that no one Can enter because if they do they're a pervert

That even if I have an office because we've talked about this right even if I get an office one day Like I have a home office like I have to allow people into the home office at any point if they ask Natalie Because that's how it works. Yes, you have a wife and you have a home office You could never say like you can't go in this room. No, you can't go we know about this We've said about this if you have a room in your house that you're not allowed to go into you better break into that room because Someone's doing fucking nefarious blood experiments in there. They don't have a license to do I completely agree You got John Wayne Gacy in there tying up young people if there's a room in your house You're not allowed to go into put on your Tom Cruise

Mission impossible pants Hover down and make sure that your husband or wife isn't a serial killer Hopefully they're also not really getting into knitting because hello every Christmas gift for the next ten years It's gonna be a sock. It's gonna be a scarf That's how it loves and I'm like I get it You know how to knit and this is love knitting you love knitting. We've gotten some love You remember that scarf you got from a fan. It was unbelievable It was one of the greatest scarves I've ever had and I still I still have it today

I don't wear it because it's so nice. It's so nice out. It's the fucking spring. Yeah, that's why you don't wear a fucking Right now are you doing that with me? No, it's because it the product is so nice that I don't wear it This is the first day it's been nice in New York City in over eight months And I can't even really enjoy it because evidently there's a serial killer in the version of some pandemic out there You did it is out there. You can't do air quotes because they can't see it on show They can't see it. It's a podcast radio show Uh, no, it is it is really it's it is frightening right to go outside right now That's a part of the problem, right? That's what's nice about sitting here. We're sitting here. We can we can yell on the microphones

I know this microphone doesn't have a disease unless it's been it's learning to be funny from me It got funny aids like I got a long time ago, which I'm living with you can live with funny aids now Well, and of course funny aids for those that don't know it's the only non sexually transmitted disease that there is because in order to be funny You must never be touched until you are well into your 30s Just when you finally make the right person laugh and you realize wow I can be loved I can be loved it's nice because sometimes that's what you have to do the only way to make someone love you is you have to Make them laugh and we we've talked about this many times if you're an uggo like ourselves sure you got it Create an equalizer to this first story talk about creating an equalizer this guy

He drove a train now this this story came out The day after last week's episode so we didn't get to cover it right now. I think we're gonna go into a flurry of various COVID-19 related stories even though it's it's I don't want to I don't even want to talk about this bullshit anymore We're gonna go COVID adjacent It's not so much about the virus because we are not doctors, but it's interesting how people have reacted specifically to the news and when fear is sort of Integrated into everyday society how it triggers certain folks to let's just say live the best version of themselves To themselves. Yes, and it's almost like we're part of some gigantic

media slash military industrial slash government system that thrives on our fear and Now this is like a golden age of mass fear that they're using to manipulate us And I'm not really certain which way or why and I scream at my therapist about it Right, and she also has no answer. So I'm starting to think she's in on the cabal She might be that's why she always says you speak into the bouquet that's on her desk Those are microphones my friend start freaking out every time you see flowers. That's what I do bits for him

Good, I jump into voices. That's absolutely wonderful. The therapist loves it so here we go this story is about a He I'm gonna say he conducted a train, but he conducted it in a very unruly manner This comes from npr.org. So I'll do let me do the voice for the title. Okay train engineer says he crashed in an attempt to Attack Navy hospital ship in Los Angeles now. This is it's normally you're gonna say like how does a train attack anything? It's on rails, right? You can't just pull it to the left or the right, right? That's the whole point that's the whole point of the rails keep you on the single track I thought so but this guy he fucking went full John McCain with this full Maverick

Okay, and rogue a train engineer told police in Los Angeles that he intentionally crashed his locomotive at high speed Near the US NS Mercy Hospital ship in what seems to be a bizarre attempt to expose a perceived conspiracy Eduardo Moreno said he doesn't believe that the quote-unquote the ship is what they say It's for according to the US Attorney's Office in Los Angeles The freight locomotive was traveling at a very high speed when it crashed through barriers plowed under a highway overpass and skidded to a stop More than 250 yards from the Mercy. So he didn't quite get it. All right. Well, not even close That's two football fields. That's a half of football field I will say 250 yards is a lot closer than that train was supposed to be

Yeah, that's towards that hospital ship and the the ship that was in the In the sights of this train was the US NS Mercy. Of course, that's a hospital ship That was sent there to help people who did not have coronavirus So that they would not have to go to the hospitals to keep those ventilators open So this guy really I guess he any ship would have triggered him at any time Or was it really just the the amalgamation of situations? We don't know where he got these ideas from but they are all over the internet currently Sort of the idea which I think comes up with any sort of

Moment of national panic that this is the time when martial law is about to be enacted We are starting to see shades of it But mostly they are there to help the people that we technically a lot of times people are there to protect the grocery store workers That are unfortunately just enough at the fucking front lines of this shit They are people with assault rifles are sometimes showing up to protect some of these people But I also you could see the feelings of the entire country because do I trust our current administration? With a bunch of freewheeling people with ak-47s walking around under their direct orders to suppress us not really And we do have some grocery store stories coming up for you a little bit later on in the episode

Grocery stores are now battle zones and we are the biological weapons So we will talk about that briefly Coming up here in the in the episode But when it comes to people thinking that we are in a martial law situation Obviously if you cobble together all a lot of what the governments are saying and you only saw that 100% as your worldview I understand how this could trigger mental illness specifically in your case Henry You have your mayor who is like snitch on your neighbors. You'll get a reward, which I'm like it's not I just don't like to ever hear my government be like snitch on your neighbor

So for this guy, he's taken all of this information in and we have no idea where he's getting it from No, no, we you inspired him enough to really commit this act of violence Sort of so he sort of says this idea he sees this ship I think and it's a big crazy looking Military looking ship with red crosses on it and he does not trust it According to him when he says is you only get this chance once the whole world is watching I had to people don't know what's going on here. Now they will at night They turn off the lights and don't let anyone in am I going to expose this to the world?

When was the last time you went to Dodger Stadium? We might not be able to go again So he said that he was putting all the pieces together and he believes that they are Segregating us and it needs to be put out in the open He said he was pushing the last train of our last train car of his work day at the yard with his locomotive on march 31st Right when he started thinking about Everything that was going on right and he said just kept going and going uh-oh going marino told police I don't know sometimes you just got a little snap. Uh-huh man. It was freaking exciting

I just had it and I was committed and I just went for it I had one chance. He said no one was pushing his buttons to make him do it He said I jumped the train off the tracks. I can't wait to see the video. I took the train off the end I tried to get attention. He also played eight mile by m&m throughout this entire process to motivate himself Eight mile man. That's kind of current. I'm thinking he's more of a Fleetwood Mac. Don't stop believing And he was rushing it through but apparently the the video from inside of the train car was him Shooting flares out of the side of it. Whoa giving everybody the middle finger So he had so he had his michael douglas falling down moment and he and as

Unlike michael douglas who was filmed for the movie obviously But he was able to be the star of his own little feature film. I guess I did very very exciting. He essentially was a part of a fucking the fasten the furious movie. This is an incredible movie This is the movie money train, but no money no one's making money as a matter of fact His wife have to put up a go fund me because now he's in being held in jail without bail And uh, she lost all means of making any sort of cash and he just did that to his own family Ah, that is not great, but it shows you the power of sports This is why this is all about sports. We need to get everything open at some point when it's safe

in the not so distant future Be based literally if there was a baseball game that day. Well, it would have saved him. He would have stopped I'm going to see the Dodgers play He would have been rushing to get the train safely back to where it needs to be so that he could get home Watch Dodger game. That's it. No, I understand. No, this is I when I was reading the finale That's the first thing I said. I was like, this is all about baseball But if you look at the footage of the aftermath of the train It is very

It's very interesting because the tracks just end and a couple of witnesses just showed the footage of where the train Just cascaded through several barriers. That must have been a fucking trip to see But what he is correct It did cause people to ask questions about what this hospital boat was and what we was doing and the usns mercy Is actually being there and the whole point of it is to serve People that are in emergency situations that don't have kovat 19. It is these Hospital boats are being used to to possibly do that or against or it might be mass euthanizations But you know, you don't want to go jump into big conclusions like that all the time

But I don't think it is I don't think it's math you math euthanations. But you know, it is interesting. This is why if you have friends who are Right now before all, you know, the uh before sort of the collapse of reality as we knew it If there were fun, I guarantee you this guy is quirky after the after the work after work I'm another train conductor. I just have a basic life. I'm just sort of a normal person We get to talk about baseball He slips in his qanon information every now and again. I'm like this makes him interesting All right, it's kind I can tolerate like if you it out of five sentences that you speak if half a sentence vaguely

Talks about qanon. I can stand it because that's just your personality. It almost took me in a little bit I almost am like I'm fascinated by them. I'm fascinated by them. So I get I get it. I get you dabbling with this I get that you're angry. There's a lot of people angry right now I feel like there's several people in charge that you could be specifically very mad at right now if you Really wanted to think about it, but I also get it that you feel like your agency has been taken away We are now facing an invisible Enemy, is that the fucking word or it's covet 19 a fucking enemy?

We are facing this invisible threat that people are having a hard time dealing with if you already believe that vaccines contain Nanochips that are going to go into your body that are slowly going to be turned on by bill clinton Straight up you think bill clinton's doing this and he's not just looking for easy coups in his retirement You think that he's like honestly But david ike also currently got shut down he got shut down on youtube for doing a two and a half hour speech talking about the current 5g conspiracy saying that the 5g technology is going to activate the Technologically developed rna inside of the covet 19 virus that was created by chinese scientists and wuhan and was given to all of us

To do what? I guess to fuck everything up more video games. This is all this is all a chinese coup for us to play more video games Of course, i don't know who benefits. Yeah, exactly qui qui bono David ike he was just shut down on youtube and this is my advice to anyone that works at youtube Just leave it alone Let him speak i guess down all it does is feed the conspiracy And it just plays it because he's still gonna sell out his weird Hilton conference centers

That's david ike's character. I understand that we're trying to control all misinformation right and Purposeful disinformation. I get that they're trying to control it. They're trying to keep people safe But when it comes down to it david ike Only speaks In misinformation So if you're gonna start flagging them there Then you have to flag every single thing that he's ever said and that's a lot of work I know that they have a lot of employees, but it's like it comes down to it being like that's what he talks about

You will be you'll be a random susan walking into work and youtube and you'll be like you're on Scrubbing david ike duty and it is like well at least i have job security for the next 10 years Because that's how long it would take and uh, you know, we talk a little bit about this more at ablingon stoppap But there were some conspiracies about the dnc started all this the dnc couldn't even pull off a vote in iowa for the primary I wish they were capable enough to do this, but anyway Um henry you were talking the other day about toilets and this is not a true crime story or anything like that But i just want to let you know and this is for you and your personal health. There is something called a magic toilet It's a new toilet if you're looking to buy and i know you are and it can monitor your health

It uses a series of cameras Which is true It uses a series of cameras and different kind of ai to see Uh, you know how your bowel movement is how consistent is how your b o looks maybe the odor I'm not sure if there's a smello vision, but the latest version of this idea It's been around for a few years now it examines our daily movements in an effort to spot emergence of diseases So it'll be like oh yesterday his b-hole didn't have that little popping zit on it Maybe I should look into hemorrhoids. So basically your toilet is like

volunteering to put to purchase You're volunteering to purchase a toilet. Yeah that has cameras already built into it That is connected it is to the internet. It is the fattest version of kit from uh from night rider It's like you can talk to it. Don't get them today Henry I have to say your your bowel movements were incredibly firm go out and have a productive day Thank you, mr. Toilet

Henry I noticed earlier today your balls were lower than normal Please can I tech them with my vacuum tube first signs of cancer? You have a vacuum tube? Yes, Henry. Oh, yeah slip your balls in the slot Henry. Yeah, slip them down in the tube I don't know if I like the way you're talking like this mr. Toilet fill me up with your balls You monkey you stinky stinky monkey fill me up Oh, and then all of a sudden the toilet becomes a bidet as it ejaculates Um, so the team behind the toilet said we have developed a passive human health monitoring system That can be easily incorporated into your daily

normal routine Requiring minimal or even no human intervention other than you spreading Dropping drought spreading your cheeks and taking a dump on it This is just like I feel that it is highly irresponsible Because all this is is just fucking shooting pictures of people's pussies. This is not about men's assholes Well, definitely you know these are going to be hacked. You know that Yes for

Definite it's going to be hacked that it's what they're asking for this was built to be hacked Okay, so this is according to tim specter from kings college of london He said the future will be either a magic toilet paper Or these magic toilets. I just want I just I just need a doctor I need to be able to I wish that I could have a health insurance Where like anything work where I could just like call a doctor and just like go see a doctor But that is what I think it would be really well, you can go see you can go see doctor toilet They also have test strips within the toilet. They detect

Uh health markers within urine such as glue close and red blood cells as well as video recordings of the flow Why are we doing this? I don't want to see it Because Your butthole could be the next star on on toilet star with with simon bowel It'll be huge. It'll be you'll get no one you'll ever all the judges were turned around to see your turds Because you will be a legend in the game Can you

Just the video showing up just being like oh wow, this must be some cute dog video. What is this? What's this cute little dog video? What is it? What is it? Is it making some kind of it's doing some kind of thing with its mouth and Oh my god, that's a Polish asshole Oh, but I do it mature for anything that the future brings the system also the system incorporates cameras that take images of the User's stool these images are then classified using a machine learning style a type of ai into different categories On the bristol stool scale This is the I am so I'm Which means someone with the school the horniest version of big brother the bristol

That they have a bristol stool scale, which means like some dude It was like I've been measuring all the poops of all the students for 15 years Listen, I'm gonna just tell you something about people's poops If you really get really down in there, you can tell a lot about somebody's personality And I knew a lot. I thought I knew my mailman Greg And then when I asked him to take a shit on my new poopy poopy strip And I tell you what he jumped right in there. He couldn't have been so excited. I think he's lonely He came in my home and he took a shit and I tell you what the first thing I did is I took a look at it

I ran through some tests and I said, let me guess you're a Pisces Well, that's why he's a mailman So this is according to the authors who wrote the study they say it was also able to collect additional information such as First stool dropping time and total seat sitting time Which can potentially be acted on by by physicians to help manage constipation and hemorrhoids They're calling these poo poo scans. So I do you mean to tell me I'm gonna have some nanny toilet Tell me how long I could fucking shit Well, it'll tell you how long you have chat. Anyway, I know how long I've shot. I'm looking at my phone

So what these are they're calling these Basically, they're toilet fingerprint scanners and they're calling them anal prints and it is to stay. This is true I've seen I've seen the anal prints thing. Yeah, they said that our anal print is just as unique as our fucking fingerprint And I was like, man, this is just cums from these fucking asshole obsessed cops And the anal prints they are they have distinctive creases in the lining of the anus and of course all of that will be captured by the video frames So far there's 21 participants who have deaths at the toilet Um, and uh, they have said that there are some issues. They you want to avoid false positives Um, but you know, they have also wanted to expand the range to see if someone's using illicit drugs

Which I actually think is very dangerous. No, this is all bad. It's all bad. I don't want any of this information connected to the internet Well, we're gonna know how much weed you smoked solely by the dookie And then of course if you also have an std you could maybe get it tested just by taking a dump Um, according to a research poll from stanford university about 30 percent of the respondents said they felt uncomfortable with it Which means 70 percent We're absolutely fine. So there you go, henry. Um, if you need a toilet get the magic toilet You can take a dump as cameras all over it It's the future buddy. And I just wanted to bring that to light for you. I'm so scared. Uh, you know

Again, I was toilet chopping the other day. I know I know there's been a lot of toilet talk in our home And natalie is thrilled. Of course hearing about it. So I just ah, I just don't need that many bells and whistles Well, the one thing that this toilet was missing. I don't know if you noticed a bidet It's all cameras all of this shit. Are you not gonna clean my asshole? Yeah, I agree. They should get the bidet in there Uh, obviously these cameras are water resistant. Uh, yeah, I'm not sure if I really want because you know, if if if uh, all of a sudden Employers start putting this in all of the employee bathrooms Now they know how much meth you did on saturday and it's like I'm it's totally out of my system today is wednesday

But they'll know and then next thing, you know, harry, you're fired We looked at your school and turns out you had too much funny too much fun at the nascar event on saturday You're fired. You're fired, but I was but I was supposed to have fun at the nascar event They told me through the sound machine. Nope. Nope. I'm sorry. You took too much crystal meth I know it's all about speed and glee but my friend you can't have that much fun when you work here at Tom and dicks hardware. I'll tell you what I don't believe in the national police system I'm a sovereign citizen everywhere I go. I'm my own country. I'm my own man. I follow my own constitution But I trust my toilet more than I trust the rest of this so-called government

So, yeah, I will be arrested by the toilet police I will I do succumb I do succumb to the law of the toilet You know, I I believe that he is correct if you can't trust your toilet, who can you trust? Who can you trust? So the only ones that care the only one that really cares? I know right now I will say this covet 19 is also bringing out a lot of attention in people's homes And the way that we see that number one is that it seems that domestic abuses is up from I don't even know how they tell they test that again reach out to people that you know

Might be in one of these testy situations or like this is the time to try to Try to intervene or no, we're not supposed to be seeing each other or going anywhere But I feel like under that circumstances just fucking figure out a way out. I don't know. I mean, I'm just obviously dude Well, I have been slightly anecdotal, but I was hanging out. I didn't get anything to drink there But skinny Dennis and rock and roll are they're doing to go cups so you can go if you want to walk through the park You know and sip on a little tea and whiskey you can do that I was speaking to one of my favorite bartenders They're bent through the window because you know, we're all convicts and felons now

So we have to talk like we're incarcerated and he told me his neighbor dude from Trinidad Stabbed his girlfriend to death 4 30 in the afternoon He heard the screams because neighbors in in brooklyn apartments are basically roommates. Yes, everybody's roommates You can hear everybody do whatever the hell it is that they're doing inside of their apartment He said he woke up to the he said he woke up to like a bunch of like weird pots and pans Heard screams next to you know cops are there. He's in cops dudes. Oh dudes gone away probably a riker's right now So it is very real be careful

and It is very real Did the people have they that type of thing going on? I have several stories now because I was going to cover this because several stories about just fucking murder suicides One was in Illinois. This I'll cover this. Yeah, which is a this comes from patch.com Which I guess is the same website that the guy I guess they send clowns to cancer wards. Oh, of course patch the clown. Yes Adams Yes murder suicide man feared corona virus family says a man and a woman in their 50s found dead

Thursday have since tested negative for the virus according to officials. This was written by shannon and and ton honor and tinnari Lockport township in Illinois a man and woman in their 50s were found dead in an apparent murder suicide in lock part township According to the will county sheriff's office Police said patrick jezzernick 54 and sharyl schreifer 59 were found dead in separate rooms of their bruce road home Around 8 p.m. Thursday when deputies were conducting a welfare check family members of jezzernick told investigators that he had been scared And then he and schreifer had contracted Coronavirus and that schreifer had been having trouble breathing and so family told police schreifer had been tested coronavirus two days earlier

But not received results yet other autopsies were conducted police had both schreifer and jezzernick tested negative for the virus So they said all of the locks were Locked from the inside and they found them both dead with a loaded revolver containing two spent shell casings And three live rounds near jezzernick's body. This is where it becomes super sad We joke about, you know, obviously all the misinformation the david yikes of the world And I don't know what this guy's mental state was obviously not good mental state But i'm saying i don't know what he was consuming. Maybe it was nothing but old roast Maybe it was nothing but old roast stores shows with don rickles and like yeah

I have no idea what this guy was watching But it's really sad when when you have someone who isolated within their own mind and then they get scared and What that's why this is proliferating That's why the all of the all of the the disinformation is thriving In this scenario because number one we don't we are having very little human contact So we're having a lot of online contact. So online anybody can be anything People start talking a big game Real life what's nice about the mixture of online in real life is that real life can help mitigate

Yes, some of your fantasies that you've been living online You've been living a fantasy of being a truth seeker warrior under the name of q It's a fantasy. It's not real q is not q is a 14 year old somewhere Or it's that guy who claimed to be q like two weeks ago. So it's just some guy who just he beat everybody I didn't even realize someone just did he did he wear did he dress like the question mark guy But with all but nothing but cues the dude's name is austin steinbart and he came out and said basically i'm q He jumped everybody and they're furious Right because they can't handle it. Yeah, everybody can't do because he was just the first one to just be like, you know what?

Yeah, i'm fucking q. Well, he's always been me the whole time. I i'm not sure what evidence he had I don't even know what evidence he needs because there is no because it's all fake The whole thing is fake. The whole doesn't really matter. So he just he gamed them all it's really really great Good for him. You but the we are now missing the real life quotient, right? Absolutely. He's there with his family He's scared you look at eduardo moreno, right the guy who just drove the train off the tracks to kill The boat Yeah, you talk and you look at this guy and he has been living in a world of his own making in his own brain and it's And it's spinning out

So real life what's nice that you could say some of these things to somebody and unless you're fully in an echo chamber A lot of times you can hear you know, you have someone go like Dave you sound fucking crazy right now and you'd go like, ah, you know, you know me I'm crazy and you can blow some of the steam off you can get it out But now we're really in it if you look up something called corona chan which happened the same thing with obola chan And four chan created a waifu for corona. Okay for the kovat virus, which is a little asian girl with huge breasts um and bat wings or

Blong wings And it has like a little flag should greg newkirk sent this my way from fucking from hell. Yes I'm looking at it now and her chits her tits get fuller and fuller with milk the more people kovat 19 Infects According to them. Okay. So now what is now? What's the point of corona? I mean, I'm looking over the memes now corona chan spreading the love Uh infectious tales of fantasy and suspense designed to spread the uh, the pulpit. It's a nihilistic view that has right wing Stripes throughout it. It's like both like it's about celebrating the morbidity

Of the kovat 19 virus and people saying like breathe on me sneeze on me cough on me It's a part of what I was when I was a couple weeks ago when I was talking about being obsessed with bug chasers Yeah, it's kind of a side Version of that where they envision it almost like a topa like they create a essentially a magical form for it They give it a form and then they give it a personality and then they semi worship it But mostly they're just jerking off to the picture of the chick with the huge breasts Well, I magically technically you're charging you're charging a sigil every single time you do that I'm interested. I'm looking at one of the pictures of corona chan and judging by the ample bosom

The entire world has corona virus and we're all dead It's a lot of this woman could not be standing up upright upright if she was uh, if she was real because Oh, yes, and so they uh, they so here's some uh, what they said This is a guide to corona chan wuhan chan So they call it which is the racist version of that So they say hair and eyes color should remind phlegm, which is usually yellowish yellowish greenish Sometimes the traces of blood coronaviruses can spread through sneezing and is thus considered airborne draw her with wings The name coronaviruses derived from the latin corona meaning crown or halo

Therefore corona chan should be drawn with a drone with a crown and a halo like style braid Coronaviruses attack the respiratory system the oxygen mask is used to treat the symptoms caused by lung failure So she has like an oxygen mask and an oxygen tank in her hands So I don't know what this does. I'm not quite certain what this does But I know that it is it's an essential function of the internet thought engine where they start doing this stuff Which crosses with magical thought it crosses with weird scientific spiritual shadow being like does this help propagate the actual Uh infection like is it a thing that's worshiping it or is it going to make immature morons?

Make bad decisions and want to go and get the virus because they think it makes them hashtag savage Well, I certainly hope that's not the case I think we talked about this last week with the coronavirus challenge a bunch of people licking toilet bowls and subway poles And they all got coronavirus. So do not do that. Don't do that if there's no coronavirus You're such a fucking tool if you believe in any of this shit. You just Just stay home for um three more weeks one of the nice things that has sort of come from all of this is the potential death of the influencer I don't know. I think it's the opposite the influencer is the most important person right now because we're the

People those people have built-in fan bases. You're watching other artists struggle to find a way into our world Because they're looking because now everybody's just fucking Panicking for quarantine content. It's more. It's more of just large corporations taking Influencer strategies on social media and then obviously as soon as they do that they're like, oh, thank you for for teaching us How to do this and the next thing, you know, it'll be like amazon sponsored Uh, chinese chick eats a bunch of food for asmr. I have no idea. I mean the whole the whole world is it's interesting to see brands You think that we're gonna have like a a toyota themed mukbang I think it's all gonna be like that as brands now realize that social media is a way that they can reach the target audience

For with, you know, very little overhead. Well speaking of people who have lost their damn minds and a bit of the coronavirus Oh, this chick. Uh, she went a little crazy a woman who coughed on $35,000 worth of grocery store food Is now charged with four felonies Holy shit, we got this chick. Evidently. It was a twisted prank. That's what she called it $35,000 worth of food had to be thrown out according to Police a woman who the police know to be a chronic problem in the community proceeded to purposely cough on our fresh produce and small section of our

Of our bakery meat case and grocery. That's right. Henry. She hit the meat case Her name was margaret circo. She's 35 years old Circo continued this behavior in several aisles before attempting to steal a 12 pack of beer As she was being ordered to leave the store by employees. I have a feeling she had about 36 beers before that So she she was arrested with two felony counts of Terroristic threats one felony count of threats to use a biological agent And one felony count of criminal mischief. I think they may have overcharged Just a touch when it comes to bringing in the patriot act of terrorism

No, but it just it just shows right now. They ain't fucking around No one's fucking around right now. New York City just offered what it's an $1,000 fine. If you break the six foot Rule if you go play kickball or something. I guess. Yeah, it's a $1,000 fine in la They are literally yelling at us from fucking helicopters. They are not ready to go fucking And she they made an example over her but for being a fucking moron because I am also seeing shows I saw a fucking a tick tock of an asshole going through the juice aisle Opening up the juice and sipping out of them all thinking that it's like it's funny and mean like listen I I get being I'll stab you I guess anti-authoritarian. I don't know what the hell that's supposed to be

But it's not jokes. It's not actually jokes a joke is like a funny it takes creative energy That is you just fucking with people and fucking with the social contract, which is already so strained right now the social contract is very it is under fire right now And so everybody we have to try to figure out how to police ourselves. There's nobody up top who is a guiding light There's nobody out there that is like trying to help people Act normal or or stay in their lane or think of their fellow man. That's fucking wild, dude Absolutely. So this woman's out there spitting on a bunch of stuff 35k four felonies. We'll see what sticks Um when it comes to the silver lining, this is according to the store manager

He says one of the one thing is for sure We will have the cleanest display and the freshest produce anywhere in northeast pennsylvania So there you go. She made him clean. I should almost make her hero of the week for that Uh, but nonetheless just jackass jackass rule will still apply don't be a jackass But it is interesting as we talked about before We are all walking biological weapons Yes, which is a fascinating time to be alive. We're all kind of the toxic avenger. We're all superheroes in our own right So don't go spitting on the produce and especially not the meat section

Are you spinning this into saying that we're all superheroes if we have that's what I am saying Yeah, that's what I'm saying now. Yeah, your saliva is more dangerous than a bullet Wow, so hold the mcnealy Was a superhero for two weeks. I mean you're weak. You're a sleepy man Sure, um and coffee woman Which is kind of you know, it's a lame superpower But it is one this and I think it really is true because so the jackass rule is certainly in effect It's we have to look out for each other right now because there's not a lot of people looking out for us from the top

So we have to just think of your neighbor think for a second Don't look through their window. Do not look through their window and think of them with your hands down I like to get to know my neighbors really when I do my quarantine walks I did a bit about it on instagram I do my quarantine walks to give Natalie just a fucking just a minutes of quiet Yes, she can just have so I'll go walk and it's fun to just see how people leave their doors open and stuff I look in the windows all the time I did see that instagram post

It was chilling. You also know you're also currently rocking a mustache. Well, yeah, I changed it I miss I wanted to do my my uh, COVID-19 beard. I was growing it all out But then I got an audition. I mean talking about the most optimistic people on the face of the planet Thinking that we're gonna shoot something soon But like I got an audition I really wanted and so I was like I looked at myself in the I like I put myself on camera and I was like I I look like I look like a man who's about to drive a train into a floating hospital Absolutely, I need to so I thought that this is the next most sexual look

Which is me with my mustache. I mean like I love the look I might it might stay I think it looks great. You you have a wonderful face for a porn stash The the manager of this facility, by the way Is loving all of this when it comes back to the woman spitting on all the on all the produce This is what they said they said I am humbled by the outpouring of support that our community and our team have received While my previous post received an unimaginable amount of attention This post is by far the most important and then he shared a bunch of safety tips And then he said ps rule 8 don't cough on anything. Um, so there you go

I mean at least the manager of this place is I feel like the spotlight came And he stepped right on to the mark and he knew always because you know He was probably also one of those guys who loved to do like Store team karaoke where you made them all go out all the time, you know Like one of those where it's like we're a family here when you're like you're not my father though You're my boss and he's just like I I will you know, you're like a son to me And you're like well then don't fire me because you know a father can't fire his son He's like unfortunately. We're running out of money. You are fired. Yes, of course

They will fire that's how when you find out that a business is not a family when you're fired by them No, I actually just reread that story about the woman who gave her kidney to her boss and the boss Boss fired her because she recovered recovered too slowly That's a true story. It's like she makes you want to go spit on a bunch of produce It really does. No, I don't let a ball you are never a family with your boss unless your boss is your father But then it's actually the boss relationship actually then comes before father relationship. I agree. You will discover that Uh, this is a story that I thought was fucking brutal that happened in the middle of this time period another brutal story Uh, this comes from nme.com by will avan heavy metal cover artist Jean Pascal Fognier

Accused of murdering his father The artist who has worked with dragon force immortal and more has been accused of disemboweling His 80 year old father Jean Pascal Fognier an artist and graphic designer known for working on a number of metal album covers has been accused of murdering his father The artist was it was arrested and taken into custody in Greninville, france. I'm fizzed Following a suicide attempt. So what he said was that the report state Jean Pascal's father was found dead in his home Disemboweled his head was pierced with an arrow and he didn't hit repeatedly with an unknown object When police arrived in the scene Jean Paul Swaff who is described as sick and elderly was upstairs in the room

Interest that's very sad 80 year old was murdered on wednesday night april 1st the same night that Jean Pascal allegedly he ran his empty car off a cliff I guess to throw off the scent after neighbors discovered the car Police surveyed the scene to see if anyone had been injected from the vehicle and they didn't find anything according to reports Jean Pascal attempted to commit suicide on thursday april 2nd by jumping off of a bridge and into the isre river After firefighters recovered him. He was taken into police discussity and so they said he he said he had complained several times About how that working as an artist was very difficult, which we've heard several times Of course because the making ends meet was very difficult as an artist to be fair

There is one thing that has tried and true through all Generations being an artist is not a glamorous life You die in a ditch your art usually becomes more expensive after you die, which is no good to you whatsoever. It does not Being an artist is not They glorify it on camera, but all of those are movies for a reason. They're not real life Being an illustrator is incredibly difficult. Tom Neely talks about all all time. Tom Neely is one of them But he did our book. He's one of the so fucking talented But putting your own work together

Is is so difficult as a freelance artist. We have so many friends. We have so many friends in the world That are so talented. I want to I'll give even many many shout outs to people that we know are just so good Well, I don't know do we want to give the mini shout outs after the story of the man who disemboweled his father and then put an arrow through his head Sarah richard would never kill her 80 year old father. Sarah richard is a really wonderful artist work for my little pony She's done. She does incredible work. You should go look up her stuff Um, I know a lot of good artists that won't disembowel their father This is what uh, this is what gene pascal fionaire said in a 2019 interview with metal and rock for life Metal and rock for life. Uh, he says that even an established illustrator will find it difficult to make to make ends meet

Going on to say trying to make a living exclusively with my art is almost impossible. So Um, and I will say this and this might be a little insensitive or might be uncouth my thing is I It's not that I get that You are trying to Make your way out of this world and you're trying to get rid of the people that depended on you, right? Because you're trying to ease Quote-unquote ease the pain of your father's existence because you won't be there to take care of him anymore because you are deciding to commit suicide

All of it is bad, but I'm saying if you wanted to do that I think a really Nice way to do it As you get some pills Sure You do it that you do it in a nice way You get a bunch of pills you grind it up put in his food. He goes to sleep. He doesn't wake up Or if you're gonna even if you can't get access to pills you put a pillow over his face

And I'm not saying that that's what it is. We don't know why it is. Okay. This is just pontificating Perhaps a reason conjecture right if we're gonna put a motive in there It's like, but you know put a pillow over his face You know what I mean do it nice. Yeah, that's not nice, but whatever happened to just letting people die Because then he goes into the system. I don't know but I feel like I feel like he doesn't have no magic toilet He has to be adopted Oh my god, he has to be adopted. You know how difficult it's hard to adopt an old dog He mentioned adopting an 80 year old man. I don't think it's legal

Um, I think that's called being a registered nurse or a hospice caretaker No, but he wasn't dying yet. He was just very old Well, he was definitely dying when the euro was in his head. I well, yes, but I'm saying he killed him like Nordberg from naked gun when he really could have just quietly Like just let him go to sleep. There are ways to do this, but I I don't know what it is I guess he didn't want to come him go to the nursing system. I feel like in Europe. Don't they have a better I'm just saying this like it's a like Europe is a dream place. I'm not certain

I thought that they because of their more left-leaning governments. They had more systems for the elderly to go to like I thought that they would scoop up this 80 year old and put him some place where He'd get a baguette and a bunch of brie every day. I think they just kind of leave him to die They got a bunch of kivorkians out there, you know, this guy just really uh, do they have a bunch of kivorkians in Europe? Or is that just a blanket statement? That's a blanket statement. Um, okay I also do love that he drove the car off a cliff that to me is like what was he watching like Monty python on what was he watching before where he's like They're never gonna look for a body in this car

I think that it I think that he was not of sound mind. No, that is a good point I am gonna say that I'm gonna say that he was of not of sound mind and he uh was just doing it and he was panicking and He I I guess thought he'd throw people off the scent There's nothing more dangerous than an out-of-work illustrator. If you have any graphic design that you need to get done Go pay someone for it. Please Gotta pay these artists I know that like that's a big thing that we try to do here at lpn as we make sure we pay our artists as much as humanly possible

We I mean This is a what a good time to work on a comic book would be right now. It would be amazing. There's nobody buying them But they will be they will be yes, there will be no I think that is important support your local artists. This is More now than ever I put up all those things about fucking all the t-shirt companies that I love that are going to be struggling over the next couple of months You know, it's one of those t-shirts or you can wear them home, you know I can wear them home

You can you can wear them to bed and you can wear them on the magic toilet if you'd like to I don't wear a t-shirt to bed though I always wear a t-shirt to bed. Okay. I think it's time for hero of the week That sounds like it might be time for hero of the week This woman she is this week's hero of the week She is speaking of boobs and we were earlier. She is just breast spack teal breast Spackular Breastacular her name is breastacular Her name is elizabeth. She is a mass milk producer

She lactates over 5,000 ounces. She has lactated over 5,000 ounces of milk now This is very uncomfortable for her. She says she wakes up every morning and her breasts are screaming So she has um, she has donated over 700 gallons Of breast milk, which is amazing. Wow. She she creates her body creates 1.75 gallons a day And she has Twice a lot of milk Yes, the the excess breast milk is twice the world record the amount that she is creating Someone get her a medal someone get her a medal indeed. She says she treats pumping like an olympic sport

Um, she says I think it should be olympic sport It should be she's elite, but she also says this henry It ain't fun It is not fun She says again the boobs they wake up they start screaming But she also said the boobs tell her please do something about this And she does she also has a little child of her own and she enjoys saving lives by donating her excess breast milk If there are any doctors that can help her so she does not have to be um a

Human version of a cafeteria. That would be great, but at the same time Good for her and she's a hero because she goes through pain I'm sure she wouldn't wish this upon anyone But she donates at her until your freezer is full of frozen breast milk Can I ask an image by the way if your freezer is full of frozen breast milk and you are not this woman You're a serial killer and we need to talk Well, technically you should be shipping that out to people that need the milk if you got extra milk right now send it to the

P.o. Box 470 north hollywood, california lpn care of lpn 9 1 6 0 3 what are we gonna do with all that breast milk? You're gonna make sure it gets the people that need it. I can just see the article now Podcaster arrested for for spraying people with a super-soaker full of breast milk. I'm a dairy farm now I'm a dairy farm. Henry is a bratsky scream as he was led by police officers to the car Um, can I ask an immature question? Of course Do you does she have bigger? Breasts than normal. I think in the morning they're huge and by midday

Is there a picture of her subsided a little bit just this is actually a video that I am watching here of her She's got this thing. It is a full functioning breast milk lab, but is she does she have Big bigger ones. She is wearing a humble midwest button-down shirt. She is not but you can't see from the lumps You look at the lumps compared to her head She is inadequate. She has an adequate bosom, although after three years and hundreds of gallons of breast milk I'm assuming at some point she may get some Re she might get some plumping. I don't know no, I can assume it must not be it can't be it can't be super healthy But also we did get a listener mail

Uh saying that you can breastfeed even if you have implants, which um, I did you see that email with that? I got this information. I sent email to I sent this email To kissle because it's a number one you can as a matter of fact I'll show you why and then it showed footage He sent a bunch of pictures of a woman with like triple g implants Squirt milk everywhere as you can see here. She is actually very capable of lactating. Let me let me put my monocle on And oh yes indeed that is

Great. Oh, she is quite capable Indeed so elizabeth you are this week's hero of the week Continue saving lives. I heard boober eats got fucking sued by fucking uber eats No, they had to change your name to lucky devil, but now it's just this the name of it It's like lucky devil eats. Are you freaking kidding me? Yeah, buddy. Yeah Oh my god, what kind of malicious bullshit is that fucking makes me mad? Honestly, I'm not going to use you. I'm going back to grub hub I think we all make sacrifices. We all make sacrifices. This is we're the real heroes, of course

All right, here we go. So this is a couple emails in response to things we talked about the last couple weeks So number one how to survive a tiger attack because we want to ask how do you survive a tiger attack last week on relax fed Yes, of course I think my theory I would get down on a ball. Henry said that he would get the heck out of there and mark. We were both wrong We were both wrong We were both wrong. Oh, Marcus Marcus just wants to play a flute at the tigers and have them join him He wants to turn them into research assistants. He really hopes that they could write of course

So years ago I interned at a zoo for a summer in their animal care department as a part of our training We were instructed on how to respond to animals escapes or attacks How to face down a tiger or a big cat? The best thing you can do is convince a tiger you are more work than it's worth to attack Stand up tall stand your ground George everman if you're wearing a jacket flap Not just like him not just like him If you're wearing a jacket flap you flap it above your shoulders and make yourself look as big and as intimidating as possible Shout and scream at the big cat. You will look insane, but the cat will hopefully think the fuck and leave you alone

Never turn your back and run Big cats hunt by surprise and ambush and will instinctively give chase to fleeing prey Dropping in the fetal is also likely to draw their curiosity and attention. Remember big cats equals standing ground Okay, I did not realize that Yeah, that was a fun email. I mean, I'm hoping that this doesn't lead to anybody getting fucking murdered But you know No, you just gotta be like you just gotta freak out Let your let your fruit flag fly by my book by my book

That's book on the left April 7th. That's what I'll just do Perfect. I can't read because the tiger education system sucks. That's what happens That's what we got to change the education of tigers in this country. I've been saying this. I know you have All right, um This is just an email. You may feel you may get a reaction from this email because it is an involving Animal testing facility. So you might not like it, but I just thought it was interesting and I wanted to read it. Okay I wanted to email you guys about last week on side stories

You talk about if you could take the udders of a cow and put fake boob implants in them, right? One of my best friends used to work for an animal testing facility They would test multiple medical equipment like pacemakers and shit like that However, they also test fake boob implants there as well Instead of cows, they use sheep and these sheeps are just walking around with full Double d's on their backs and on the sides of them. So they're like feed They're like kevin nieland's character from little nicky Yeah, this is this is just cruel and unusual willy wonko with fucking animal dna. I don't support it

You know that like laurel got fired for like squeeze in the boobs every time the sheep would walk by Just wonder she how much give they have My friend would feed the sheep daily and then the sheep would they would they would run to her for food They would fold bouncy tips like baywatch tips because Because she Running and back and forth She doesn't have any pictures as it was against regulations to do so But I trust her wholeheartedly because who the fuck lies about sheeps with boob implants. Oh, there's that

So I'm certain that is nefarious and awful, but just the idea of it is just wild to me Can you imagine just drowning in the in the ocean in Miami and then all of a sudden like this This sheep with huge boobs just comes to save you and you're like, I'm I would rather drown Are you an angel? All right, so here we go This comes from and this comes from an email. This is a personal interest story that I wanted to read because this woman takes a She's got she's out. She's a she's a woman after my own heart. Okay, so I listened to the episode rumba attack

And henry mentioned that instead of being violent towards your neighbors. You should use psychological warfare Okay My mom is an expert in this strategy. Did you just say that you were very friendly with your neighbors on this episode? I'm incredibly friendly part of the psychological warfare. I think that I do they I always offer a bridge I offer a bridge. Yeah, but then we can all decide whether or not this bridge goes up If this bridge stays down, okay, I also offer a bridge because it's my side Right, you could be on my side and I need allies I I need allies and I I will

Build allies because they're important. Absolutely. I'll learn that from sip six Especially sip six because you have to get all of these you got to get all the different states You had to get them on your side and to build an army just in case you need it I know productivity and sometimes you bring your food Okay. Yeah secure for prepare for war to secure for peace or something like that. Yep. That's what I do My mom is an expert on this strategy. But 10 years ago. She had a neighbor named stanley Stanley was an older retired guy and he got on my mom's bad side by asking her to stop disposing of her biodiesel byproducts In the alley that ran between their houses

She took this as a personal attack and started to fight the injustice with a six month long campaign of psyops designed to drive Stanley crazy It started out simply enough. She said her wi-fi name to stanley sucks When that failed to produce the desired results, she moved on to rearranging his christmas reindeer decorations So they looked like they were humping each other This is when things really started to escalate. She went online and ordered informational packets about erectile dysfunction Sex change operations and several porno magazine subscriptions to his home They died the idea being that his wife would find them in the mail and force him to have an uncomfortable conversation

She looked up the city bylaws to start calling the cops and him for every tiny infraction He didn't shovel his snow within 24 hours His car was parked more than 12 inches away from the car, etc Her final idea is what elevated her to the level of neighborhood supervillain with no response from stanley She decided it was time for a shock and awe offensive Late friday evening. She made a post on craigslist's free section The ad started by tearfully stating that stanley had passed away Following by a heartfelt arbitrary. It concluded by saying that everything he owned would be given away for free

Starting early the next morning that saturday stanley was awoken up by 5 a.m. By a huge crowd of people I mentioned the cast of pawn stars mixed with those homeless guys who put scrap metal in shopping carts They were all standing all over his yard. Honestly, you big some of those people that did homeless guys They're not just homeless guys putting scrap metal in shopping carts I met several rich people in new Orleans one time when it was there for mardi gras that their whole job was in the scrap metal industry So sometimes those guys are actually very rich. Oh, absolutely. It's it's very profitable They were standing all over his yard wandering around the property looking for loose junk

Banging on the door There was a line of pickup trucks u-hauls and box trucks around the block I can't imagine the level of total confusion that stanley must have felt that morning If you politely asked my mom to stop dumping chemicals on your property She will mercilessly destroy your entire saturday morning And that's why she's the undisputed queen of petty neighborhood psychological warfare Well, she is definitely psychotic using the police for her. Oh as her own militia Which I don't think is a great thing

And as a disclaimer, this isn't an instruction manual for henry. It really is the result of Undertreated bipolar disorder Which I might ask stanley. I'm just thinking of stanley from the office. Just this guy Now why is everyone on my front lawn? What what is happening? Oh my god, though. That fucking made me laugh. Also, um, if you really want to pick me up during this time period, uh Look up bruce. Fuck's food on pornhub. That was sent to me by a vial I don't know if you need to look it up. It is. Uh, it's just it is all in the title Fucking a hamburger. It's a man. One of the videos this man said was a man fucking a hamburger. It's going

Yeah, take that you fucking whore. Take that you whore. Right. It's just like The hamburger didn't deserve that. What what a horrible. It takes all kinds I feel bad for the uh, the 80 cows that went into that one hamburger patty because that you know, they were already killed It really least you should eat it. Yeah, it's just it's just a lot man. Yeah, it is All right, everyone. Thank you all so much for listening to this episode of side stories We hope you enjoyed it. Hope everyone is staying safe and staying healthy and dare I say happy the double h's What double h healthy happy baby. Oh, you're saying that now. That's cool. I'm not saying that now I just said it. I'm not gonna say it again. Uh, yeah good. I mean, you know, it's nice that you did though

I I just said it now. Yes. Don't stab and don't stab your partner Don't stab your partner live your life like you know for a fact that this shit's gonna be over and if if not a couple of months At least it's going to be over in a very foreseeable time. So live your life knowing that the actions you take will have resonance After this time period. So remember that love. Oh my god That's a great point because you know, there's some facebook feuds going on right now. You can't leave your house larry You can't leave your house larry writing checks that your outside body is going to have to cash In a couple of months. All right

last You sound like a screaming breast What's something that just puts a smile on your face Tonight, you know what I mean? Whether that is um A bunch of guys fucking casseroles. You can watch it if that's what you like Yeah, that's what you want. You could jerk off to a big boobied version of the coronavirus If that's what you want laugh at that. I mean, sure you're allowed to we're all free You know, so live that live that existence of that is that if you want you so choose. Yeah, that's live latin

You gotta love You know what this is a nice time to take this. It's like a break from the the rat race, isn't it? Kissel it is you gotta love the the possible piece you could find during this time of high anxiety the way I find it You know how I find it my walks my yoga and I um make a dinners and And I make love to my wife. You smoke a bunch of weed. Okay. There we go. Also watch the movie high anxiety

It's an unbelievable comedic horror film in my opinion Starring male brooks. Wow. You're you wow. Did you watch it recently? I did I actually I I watched the movie when I was a kid a lot and I don't know why nurse ratchet probably led to some strange sexual fetishes, but thank you all so much for listening and uh, thank you all for everyone that participated Thank you to everyone that participated in our reddit AMA That was a great time. Also check out indie bound to find our book buy the book Love the book read the book. It really is uh, it was a labor of love and marcus did so much work and Henry

And I had we got a couple of zingers in there and Tom Neely just what an unbelievable artist and he He really makes it him and marcus really make it and it's out there I want to thank you already for all the support. We've already received. Yes. I came out yesterday And it's out there buy it on amazon buy it on barnes and obel.com. We sold like those of you that are Uh that are still looking for the signed copy that you should have gotten a refund from your tickets On the fucking whatever happened. I mean this is past our pay grade It's there's not the shit that there's shit about this whole process that we don't even understand But I know that if you got a refund for the book go to barnes and obel.com to get a signed book

They should have either sent you a link if they haven't email them Because we can't help we have no clue how to help and it was it's a lovely time of confusion We've been sort of retroactively trying to go back and learn the process of this massive corporation that was supposed to know their own process And because we're taking your questions we'll be like how do we answer this and then they're like that's a good question So we're just trying our best the the book industry is a uh You know, it makes me feel good to be in television and broadcasting I you know

It's what i'll say about the book industry is that it's like a nice trip back in time But they are such a they're a k-dar editor Oh, she's so amazing and we did such good like so Thank you to everybody This is very overwhelming time for all of us and the fact that we are still getting our message out and you guys are still responding to us It's so positively it means a lot and we're here man, and we're gonna stay here We're fucking doing this shade apocalypse radio, buddy. We're here if I can get down here We're fucking hitting your airwaves deep inside my secret bunker

It's a studio in beautiful sunny Los Angeles. It's very scary Okay, everyone. Love you guys. Hail yourselves. Hail sainton magustillations Help me. Help me. Be safe. Don't stab your partner. Don't stab your dog Eat good food. Stay inside your house. We gotta rock this out for three more weeks Just fucking stay in your st- at least stay in the house for three more weeks So we're just gonna fucking rock it out just fucking stay in your fucking house And then football season is coming right around the goddamn corner Man, those players. I hope they're training hard because I'm gonna be watching them tight butts

This america this fucking america needs sports. Oh, absolutely. Otherwise, we're gonna continue what's happening with trains I know henry. We're gonna go. I'm flying to la We're going to football game. I'm taking you we are gonna be eating so much food out of horrible styrofoam Containers the only thing I'm truly interested in is going to go see uh the vegas raiders Love it because any excuse to go to vegas. I love it. I don't even know we'd make it to the game Well, we have to because we bet a lot of money on it. Ah, yes. Fuck. Yeah. I can't wait for fucking fall This show is made possible by listeners like you Thanks to our ad sponsors

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