Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: smartschoolboy9

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

Henry & Eddie are back with this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news - Soup's On! Starting off with a lil' #soupgate2024 update, THEN Casey Anthony makes headlines with new "married" beau, Jodi Arias selling art from jail, the disturbing tale of "smartschoolboy9", the Chris Chan arrest, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

There's no place to escape to this is the lost Blossom started side stories. Yes All right, let me know whenever you ready to go mr. Edward I'm ready. Oh you sit waiting for me Yeah on today Of all days you're waiting for me. Yes to begin comedy again Eddie. That's right our favorite Comedy holiday. It's so good to be back from break. Yes on the funniest day of the year 9-eleven I got two of them. Yep. Yes. Not for very long though.

Mm-mm. Not until 9-15. When was it? I was asleep. It was an outside job. That beautiful Tuesday, Tuesday morning. It was just an inside job. The planes are outside. It was all outside. It was all outside. I didn't see it happen in the lobby.

Nothing happened inside. No, nothing happened inside the offices except for financial corruption. Yes. But that's where the building's crimes themselves. It was the death of paperwork You know everyone went online after that, you know, no one's seeing giant files anymore see guys So change did come about positive change 9-eleven in that way then was good 23 years young It's just nice to see a fucking it's a nice natural disaster that can't yet rent a car

But when it can man, it's gonna be driving all over the roads of this great country of ours Do you think they'll ever let it fly a plane? not for You know what? Let's let it last to 40 cuz you know what I know about 40 is that you're finally a real person when you're 40 I would tell you how my mom thought that the 9-eleven hijackers were using the same library as her Save this Let's save this. I don't know when I don't know when we

I know Welcome to side stories I'm Henry Zabrowski here with Ed Larson Please describe your mother's connection to the pilots that did 9-eleven Well, you know how some of them trained in Delray Beach, Florida Yes Well, that's where my mom lived and she didn't have the internet at home And then so she was always she was always using the internet at the library and then she said some not so

Nice terms about some people that were also using the internet library. I feel that some of this might have been your mother's present maybe. But the timeline. It's her view. It lines up. The location and time.

Yes. Because they were using library computers. But I do believe. And my mom had to use the library computers but I believe they were in Western where they spared her she wasn't in New York she was in Florida but she wasn't why not building no no wasn't in the building they couldn't leave a trail well your mother should have done something she should have stepped up she should have done something. She should have stepped up! She should have done something, alright? Yeah, ma! Yeah, holy fucking shit!

Well, she's in heaven now, and so I hope that she's just hanging out with them, and they're all having a conversation. First of all, she's probably dealing with the piles of virgins that are surrounding them that have to be, at this point, at 23 years, super fucking annoying. Oh man, what if my mom was mistakenly given to them as a virgin? Oh, and she'd be like, I had the biggest baby. And then they're like, let us check. 9-11 brings the Hymen back.

Remember that. Hey, side stories. We've been gone for two weeks. We haven't gotten better at podcasting since, as you can tell. But it's good to be back, isn't it, Eddie? It really is, you know? It's weird to have a vacation so long that,

by the end of it, you're like, please, make me... I started having conversations with you on the phone, and I was like, we shouldn't hold this. Yes, exactly. Like, we should stop. You're just joking now. Save the joking. Save the joking. I didn't want to say anything funny to you while we were on vacation. This the joking, save the joking. I didn't want to say anything funny to you

while we're on vacation. This is called monetizing a friendship. But it's funny because I definitely got fully bored. Like I got to the point where I was so happy with myself. I got to entirely bored. I was so ready. I spent three hours looking at, you ever do that thing?

This is my relatable content for the week, you ever do that thing where you're online shopping, right? But you're online shopping for a person that doesn't exist. Like that man is not me, who I'm looking at the clothes for, he'll never be me. And you bought it? No, but I just look at- You did give me random shorts.

Yeah, I did. They're great. I did buy random shorts and they did not fit me, but they fit you bought it. No, but I didn't give me random shorts. Yeah, I did They're great. I did buy random shorts and they did not fit me but they fit you. Yes, they were too big for me Yes, and they were right. They were just right for me. Yeah, but guess what Eddie getting fat again, dude I put on 10 pounds. Yeah me too. Same thing. That was one of my big projects during the break Yeah, I really put on some like you did you want full Nona one night? Oh, buddy I made fucking my homemade ravioli's I made I was doing that I was barbecuing for myself. I was just getting ho Fucking wild dude night horse came out hardcore dude one night. I did it. It's been so long and I Don't know if I should be proud or not, but I ordered $85 worth of dim sum for myself. Whoa. Just fucking. That's great.

Like an old age. How many cokes they give you? Just fucking, they gave me two. Yeah, that's nice. And I was just like, no shit, dude. And so I ate all, but then I, yeah, so, but I am now shamed and ready to move on. Yeah, I had a little bit of a spot of the COVID. And then-

The old dollop of COVID. Right at top. And that was, so I was first, I furious, and I was like, you know what? Everyone stay away. Yeah, yeah. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. Definitely don't talk to me.

And I just loaded myself up with edibles and slept all kinds of crazy hours. I'd wake up at 2.30 in the morning and stay up till like 10 a.m. Thank you, Wu-Wen. And it was nice. Sometimes it is nice. Sometimes a good spot of COVID is so nice, because then nobody can tell you to do jack shit. Yeah, especially COVID on vacation. Fuck you, everybody. I'm not doing anything. You cannot literally, cannot make me do anything.

Yeah, man. That was pretty great. But... I watched four different alien movies. I've watched all of the movies in Europe for Romulus, but I haven't seen Romulus I saw you haven't seen Romulus. I haven't seen it yet. Wow. I literally did very little I did very very little the entire time I end up seeing Deadpool and Wolverine. It was entertaining. It was good. No one bad. It was fine It was a bunch of stuff. I didn't understand. I saw Beetlejuice Beetlejuice good fine It was fine heard it was fine better than I thought it was gonna be I'm gonna go look at it Just for the sake of I believe as

A millennial I have to or I can't get my retirement there were moments while I was watching I was like, yeah, that's funny You see and that's More I feel like that's called comedy in 2024. There's so much of that. I'm being like, oh that is funny Yeah, no reaction. Okay funny. That is a technical funny joke Yeah, no reaction. That is a technical funny joke But as I was saying None, we guess we did very little we did very little but we did get a lot of updates and so there's one piece of Missed-news that I wanted to cover while we were gone, but you got some important updates to soupgate. Yes I got some soupgate because that shit so I one thing though right before I conked out into total unconsciousness during the break

Yeah, was I saw that somebody had gotten the license played as somebody dropping off Drew's on this shit, dude And which is all I got a crew. We're in the hazy legal grounds. Whoever is out there slinging soup You're gonna get gone. We are coming for you Yeah, man, and we know what car you drive and I know what you know, you smoke cigarettes Drew's fucking outside your house looking in your windows, man We're not we're not no, he's not but legally let's cover it say he's not but also someone did post a picture of the Apparently the very suspicious vehicle. Yeah was that it left some bags of soup, again for those of you that are completely have no idea what's going on, just quick sum up, bags of soup are being left all over Southern

Knoxville. Pickens Gap is fucked. And it is getting to a ludicrous amount. We're talking to over 60 bags of various materials that have been left in the middle of the road and it's gonna get dangerous. Somebody eventually is going to skid over one of these things and kill themselves and the cops are on it well now they are because of people like us because reporters like us that's right because the thing about journalism

is that what I've learned what I learned on break is that journalism is all about putting power to task yeah and that's what we do here. And blindly calling people over a Facebook messenger. That's the idea. And just sort of pin in a bunch of crimes on somebody that it might not be true, but then you try to clear it up later on. Yes, yes. Yeah, that is very true.

Also, you know, we never know what's gonna happen. A lot of people still think it's an inside job, but the soup went quiet for a week. But again, it did, but you keep saying again, how could it possibly be an inside job? It's happening outside. Yes, very true very true very true Update please update. Please is the soup stopped for a week and everyone thought it was over then this morning. There were two bags Soups on soups on baby soups on fucking early bird special, bro

Yes, what dude and yes, and I think I said do you think that maybe it could be? The supercopra see now you are going trying to tie in some of your extended lore. Yes our Lord Yes, yeah, and the thing is There's other lore that is trying getting connected to this as well. Did you hear about the southern Knoxville jester? No, this is apparently also hear about the Southern Knoxville jester? No. This is apparently also real. Okay. In Knoxville, they have a they say it's a homeless man artist that dresses as a jester. Look at this shit. It's the Harlequin. Oh, okay. Yeah. It is literally the soup Joker. Not there. Some people man. This is this cool. I mean, it's

wild. I mean, for sure. It's there's less rules than here. This is this cool. I mean, it's wild. I mean for sure It's there's less rules than here. This is my thing seems like I will say it's a beautiful town If you ever driven through it and not stopped like I have I've seen Google pictures from space They see this jester is as he's walking down the street. Yeah, again, this is not wild That's just a man in a costume walking down the street. If he was doing something else I'd like actually know more about the Knoxville jester side stories LP OTO the gmail.com Maybe he's like one he loves the the graphics clown bong remember him. Oh, yeah, I remember that the graphics bong Yes, but I think that there are some people trying to attach him this jester. He would have been caught

Well, if he was singing soup in that outfit, he would have been caught already He's extremely doing this out and opening open because what if this is the smoke screen? What if the Jester stuff is the smoke screen and then he uses that as a way to hide from the fact he's like, Oh, but you see, if I were to be the soup minister of this town, how could I possibly be the South Knoxville Jester? See the thing is he might be controlling the soup guy might work for the jester, but the jester needs a sidewalk So you say there's no sidewalks where the soups getting dropped and Pickens Gap. It's actually you know Eddie I don't give you a lot of credit. I

Don't even like you a lot. I hear you, but I think right now You might be on to something But I think right now you might be honest on So he's just walking well this guy's There's as soon as I brought this up because they brought this up on the fraud stories episode with Cena This came up someone had sent this into an email But now I'm looking at this because they got a lot of defense of him. Yeah, just a little freak I mean, we don't know what he does Let's just be frank for sure

As of right now until someone tells me or shows me different. I like it good good But I still and I do like it too I like the idea of adding atmosphere remember the guy in Tallahassee used to always run up down the streets dressed as Superman Yes, I do. He died of carbon dioxide poisoning. That's not a super way to die. No, it's not. And so, but this guy, like whatever he is, he's neutral. That's it right now. He starts at soup troll for me. When I look at when I look at a man who casually dresses as a jester for his whole life. Yeah. And that's just that's his thing. And it's but besides that, that's all he does. Yeah Neutral. Oh actually he'd be great from that That could be the new tagline for Knoxville from soup to nuts. Whoa

Guys out Knoxville we're putting you on the map. I want to do a show there so bad you hit us up Knoxville Let us know where a good place for Henry not to come perform Stories live. Yeah free soup too. And I wanted to get a soup chef I'm waiting though until we catch the soup gate guy. Yeah, and then we do is public hanging public hanging public Hey, really spanking. I've always been a fan of pulling pants down spanking them in public, you know I like that's what a soup singer dessert I completely agree, but you know what we do is you set it up like a hangman's noose, right? Yes first Well, you got to tie him down somehow he gets tied

He comes up we ring the bell and you wear a big hood Oh, I love an executioners hood. Yes, and then everybody comes everybody's watch. This will be how we close we bring them out again We're sort of busting this though Well, I mean if he might want the... But if he walks up to the gallows, thinking he's about to hung, we're like, last words, you soup molester. And then he, you know, gives his speech, his final speech about whatever thing, about how soup needs to be free and like on this idea about how he didn't do it.

He's just doing the soup spitting, you know. But then the rope falls. He's just doing the soups bidding, you know But then the rope falls he falls to thinks is safe. Then we start spankin Yeah, just his ass stays up. Yeah, or it sticks into the ground He falls down his butt sticks on the audience has to see they get to spank him Oh the audience gets to spank the IP package. Whoa We've been thinking about VIPs for the side story shows. We haven't done it yet. That's a great idea You get to spank the soup slinger you get to do it Wow cuz it's I mean, he's fucking up their town Oh, this is for this is justice for them. Yeah, this is justice for self-mock Knoxville

This is about Pickens gap. Mm-hmm. And what's going on in the heart of Pickens gap? Amen, which is gonna go solidly red in the election But we're still going to fight for you. So that was a very great update. Yeah. Uh, we'll see where I'm hoping this guy comes around. We know what he drives. We're coming for you. The net is closing in you soup. Stroll. Also big fun update. Big fun update. We had had a couple like more grizzly stories But I think that got kind of got covered to death But one of my favorite news stories is the fact that Casey Anthony is not only back. She's looking sick

And she's also got a brand new dude, right? There's so attracted to Casey I'm just it's honestly I'm more of a Jodi Arias man myself, but I think she's looking better now than she was I think she's I think she's growing into fine Not a milf And she yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's not a milf. She's absolutely for certain not a milf. Oh or unless it's a murderer I'd like to call me that I'm in there, but she is

She's gallivanting with a new man about town. She's got a boy. He's also from Tennessee Oh very much so he was married with children when they met and you know married Oh, yeah, you know how she does with that so she I guess And you know married. Oh, yeah, you know how she does with that. So she I guess Sucked him out of that family, but threw his dick and balls and then he moved to Tennessee left his family out of South Florida then sent an email to his wife saying I Gotta go where my heart's telling me and that's Tennessee and then guess who then moved to Tennessee Casey Anthony They met where? At the gym

They have a gym sex relationship you could tell by the way she holds the water bottle naughty things happen at the gym not to me yeah certainly not to me but to some yeah and so she was she's walking with him she busted up this marriage he has left her he has left his wife and kids to be with Casey Anthony. Yeah. It's wild, but as soon as this news hit their waves, immediately the two other women, that this man, her paramour, went,

and he is already messaging two other chicks on Hinge. And the other chick, first one found out from him, he said that he's divorced, which is a lie. He's not. And then second of all was that she sent a message saying, hey, did I just see you on the front cover of the New York Post with Casey Anthony? And his only response was, yep. Yeah, he was proud of it.

Yeah, he's just like, yep. That's me, I'm popular. That's me. But he's still telling people he's single and Casey Anthony. Tyson Ray Rhodes. Oh yeah. He looks like a Tyson. Yeah. He's got that thing where he's got, people he's single and Tyson Ray Rhodes. Oh, yeah. He looks like a Tyson Yeah, he's got that thing where she's got how do I say that? I know he's from Florida, but he has Tennessee face. Yes Oh, yes, he's got that little chin. Yeah, like I have a little chin, but I got a horrible little chin

But he's got a super little chance. I have the courage to cover it up. He's got mouth cancer face. You know, yeah Yeah, definitely tiny head syndrome. He's got my cancer face. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, definitely tiny head syndrome He's got my and so maybe that she likes that. Mm-hmm. Maybe there's something about that, but he's got a little yeah He's got a little top. Yeah. Wow. Look he's got a weird ass face, right? Yeah This necks is wide as his as his head Whoa, those guys and that's great because he's got a blue lives matters shirt on and she's got I'm a shirt that says I need a hug on and she's got a shirt that says I need a hug. Oh it's a Margaritaville shirt?

Nice. Of course it is. Of course she has Margaritaville merch. She lives in Margaritaville man. Yeah she does. She's the queen of St. Lauderdale man. But Fort Lauderdale, I'm sorry. I'm sorry everybody.

I thought you were calling it St. Lauderdale as like a compliment because I feel like that is nice. Fort Lauderdale is one of the great South Florida cities. I like Fort Lauderdale. Fort Lauderdale is wonderful. I was just an insane Augustine. Yeah, how was that fine? They could call it for Augustine because there's a big fort there Absolutely the oldest fort that still stands in America first city in America 11 and oh that fort I'd went and I walked around it Yeah, did you see the fountain? The fountain of youth no, I heard it was shit

Well, you didn't go to you went to st. Augustine you didn't go to the fountain of youth. They said it was garbage What do you mean? It's garbage The bear it barely even takes you back to 35 And I was just like I don't need to go back I need to go all the way back when I was best when I was swell first For you know first city in America, but do you know where the first Christmas was? Where?

Tallahassee. They landed in, they landed in St. Augustine, and by the time they walked to Tallahassee, it was Christmas. There you go, facts, Tallahassee facts. Mission San Luis. It lives in the back of my brain. Yes, good.

There it is, and now it's out. The audience is why I do it. All you Tallahassee people. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm supporting you and I'm bringing up your accomplishments She's my Tallahassee. I'll see now I like Tallahassee love. Oh, yeah California love it's similar. All right. Well, so that's why so she's out there All right. Well, so that's why so she's out there Apparently reportedly friends of Casey Anthony said oh, but he's married to Casey Anthony's response was ha I'm just living my best life. Yeah, we know how she respects family Oh, she's been living her best life for a long time. She is and hers his wife seemed lovely

I'm looking at the his to her new boyfriend does not look lovely. No, he is ugly. His wife is beautiful. He looks mean as fuck. Whoa, and he's bald too, dude. Oh, secret bald. He's crazy bald. Secret bald. I hate anything worse than a secret bald.

Yeah, show it off. Show him. Show him you're bald. Yeah. Come on, buddy. I guess he does when he's making us sweet love. You never know. But you know, maybe she'll get pregnant.

Oh, you think so? Maybe this is the time she can finally settle down. I mean, she's gotta have her tubes tied. I think she had her tubes knifed. Um, but also bringing up, you know that Jodi Arias is also selling paintings. Oh, that's nice. I got into a whole deep dive of art by JodiArias.com. She's selling paintings and she's selling, that was like I could I can't believe it

She's fully allowed to because I guess she's working with her family and she's giving some kickback You're not allowed to make money off of the crime, but you're allowed to make money It's it's like a weird world. It's like I I'm not quite certain how they figured it out because why can't John Wayne? Why couldn't John Wayne Gacy or David Berkowitz sell paintings and make money directly? I'm gonna go ahead. Say they were worse that here we go It says right here on areas his website her family writes that the revenue from the artwork is used to purchase more supplies 10% of it is donated to select nonprofit organizations Some of it will go towards Jodie's appeals. Yes

organizations Some of it will go towards Jodie's appeals. Yes The the Jodie areas justice for Jodie calm it ain't gonna happen No, it's not gonna happen especially after I just re looked at all the pictures cuz then I wanted to look at her butthole again just because I was she was Already there so I might as well just look at her butthole again And then I went to go look at it and I saw all the crime scene photos, too So it's like pretty but whole and then stab dude and then like her boobies and then stab dude and her butthole Is that on her page?

No, she hasn't done a painting of her butthole yet But hey, maybe that wouldn't be something she could sell because it's part of the crime You know she's saying that she's not she hasn't been open to commissions for a while, but she will take some I Would pay some top money, and I feel like if we could put together a go fund me And I swear to God Get we'll get a go fund me. Mm-hmm. We'll get this painting. We'll commission her to get a painting of her bottle Yeah, self-portrait. Yes, mm-hmm a Belfort. Yeah And we take that and sell the painting and give it to the children of Gaza

Sell the painting and give it to the children of Gaza. Oh To make us Teflon Thanks Rob for putting up that picture that's her guys are butthole. Yeah. No, there it is I don't like buttholes. I don't care who they are. I don't know. It's not my thing. That one's different. No. No. No. Thanks Rob. Thanks Rob Really good. I'm glad we got to see it. Honestly, I just feel calmed and heartened. Mm-hmm. So You know in her bio she barely mentions the murder. She barely mentions why she's in jail. I don't know why So this brings me back so Looking at Jodi Arias's butthole makes me feel like a boy again. And there's one guy out there who's really trying his best to be a boy again, but it

doesn't seem to be really working out. Oh, yes. This guy is, let's just say, how do you describe him? He's finally popular. In a way that he never asked for or wanted. I think he did ask and want for it. Well, I think it's definitely a side product of fame. Yes.

You know, is the attention and yeah, sure, the money, the sex, the power, but the fame, it's one of the worst things. That's one of the worst parts of it. You know what I mean? But this guy found out the hard way. Now, this is a story about a, now this, this information came out over the last couple of months and

it kinda just arrived to me, but I am now fully ensconced in this story. I'm deep, deep, balls deep in it. It's completely insane. It's horrible and fun. It's called, it's about this internet personality by the name of smart schoolboy 9 now If you look that up, you're gonna immediately go. Oh cool cool cool cool Legs on it's very long is very similar to the main titular character of long legs

He is a man that goes by the name of smart schoolboy9. Oh, amongst many other names. Yes, it's also Truth underscore sticks underscore 11. There's also several ones where he poses as a little girl. Now this is a older man by the name of he's 59 years old. We now know him as David Walter Alter. Please do not contact this man. He's extremely mentally ill and he's active on the internet. Yes, and the police are looking into him.

Oh, very much so. Don't interfere with the investigation the other accounts were at smart. He starts slinging soup. Oh, hey Oh, we got he's our fucking boy Destroy his fucking life All right So the next one is at truth underscore sits and and and they're not the third was at girl Chloe 12 now This guy this came about somebody discovered a Redditor by the name of NumerousCut792. They said that they discovered these various Instagram accounts of what seems to be a very obvious person pretending to be a child.

And then within those child accounts, first saying, you better be careful of, because he impersonates a child's voice you better be careful of Job people pretending to be children blowing because they're always going to be Pressed as trying to seduce your child and then turns out he's that yeah And so this guy posted these people were watching these accounts of these extremely strange all the world leafleaf, like, it started with a mother posting about her child, quote unquote, on an account called truth underscore sticks

underscore eleven. He plays many characters. And he does. And so it starts as this, and it starts as a woman talking about her child, her gifted child, and how she wants to let the world know to be careful of online predators. And it starts with the sort of infographics about online predation, and then it slowly turned into sort of ghostly pictures

of a little boy in class with these sort of meandering writings at the bottom of it. I don't think ghostly little boy like accurately describes this image. Then it changes into a photograph, like an edited face where the little boy slowly becomes white skinned with big red lips, cartoonish blonde hair. Eventually the little boy starts transmorting into that head starts getting put onto more and more suggestive

body positions of children. Yes. So that's like the first line of it. We start noticing, the Redditor starts noticing and the people following this, they start noticing that a thing, other accounts are messaging this account and one was by the name of Smart Schoolboy9. Now that brings us to Smart Schoolboy9 where this guy that is pretending to be this children is also pretending to be little girls, Chloe, Stephanie, and they are all commenting with each other to create this quote unquote real group of friends on the internet. He then reveals his face where he is a truly extremely frightening, he's a, again, he is a big old guy, big man, very large man with a schoolboy outfit on, not rocking like Angus

Young. No, no, no, it's not opposite like opposite vibes Yeah, and it does make music he does. Oh, we'll get there. And so he does like he wears this like tight-fitting outfit of a little boy's outfit, you know, it's he's got rubber bands Also strapped around him and very disconcertingly. I couldn't tell what it was, but yeah, he's definitely got straps. I found a bunch of his archived stuff because everything got pulled down because of where it was all leading to, which is pictures, photoshopped pictures of his face on children's bodies with other children, and they're all doing very suggestive, fucked up stuff. Now, Natalie covered a lot of this on someplace underneath with the family

Exploitation series that she did about how there were families that were basically subtly monetizing their children in a sexual way by doing things like Showing pictures of them on their account in their bathing suits or yeah eating hot dogs or being sprayed with a hose You you let your favorite stuff to do with kids I mean, I will say those are fun activities as a child innocent Yes, you know, but then so he starts my father sprayed me with a hose in the front yard naked one time Yeah, that was covered in ants

Where were your uncles? Where were your uncles? So there is a documentary about this guy that tracks all of this it's on the internet I watched it It's it's really good. It's really good But the thing is is that it kind of brings up this interesting Point where the cops are now sort of looking into it. But what has he actually done? What he has done, because this is actually what I asked Natalie because I like broke the whole case down Natalie. I hate this guy. No it's bad. Whatever it is it's bad. Public spanking for sure. He's talking to kids. He's so yeah

fake guillotine, public spanking. We're gonna, he's next. Yeah. But I wanted to show let's just like this is the first clip I sent you, which is Smart Schoolboy9, this is just like a little smattering of what the content was like. So this is just one of his posts that he is singing a cute song that he wrote to himself as a child.

You can't have people still on the street That's not the way to go Ask a few questions because I need I think he's got the x-factor He has done that is probably should be illegal if it's not as he has contacted children and commented on their Instagram pages We know that he he seems to be escalating so he has other accounts So one of the accounts has been shown him taking pictures of children that are at a playground from afar

Yeah, and there are other things that he does and then you know even worse is the music that he was making and he has one Under lyricist David. Oh, okay. What if it counts? Tokyo, tomorrow. You can stay in California. Tokyo, tomorrow. It's real estate in California. Tokyo, tomorrow.

You can stay in California. Tokyo, tomorrow. It's real estate in California. You know, it's funny. Now, we're gonna get to the point where we're gonna get to the point where we're gonna get to the point where we're gonna get to the point where we're gonna get to the point where we're gonna get to the point where we're gonna get to the point where we're gonna get to the point where we're gonna get to the point where we're gonna get to the point where we're gonna get to the

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You know what I heard? Marcus gave that an 8.9 on Discox Um So he These guys So he's a British based creep But basically it's the Talking to children is bad number one

It's extremely bad and that we got to figure out what to do about that number two talk to children Unless you're forced to by their parents. Yes, and the number two is the fact that he made Child sex material he made the CSAM which is yes. It's not full penny But you still can't do showtime level now What is that would explain what you're talking about? But like is that so like he created it with AI imagery He used pictures of kids in semi innocent out of context pictures That that would look

Suggestive when you move them so stuff like a child happening to be on all fours or child them so stuff like a child happening to be on all fours or child like this on a spread out on a bed then you wanted nothing that's good no I that he put his own hauntingly weird child like face on it yeah he is obsessed with rolling it back and becoming a child again now there while people were like wondering if this is because we've we have covered how you know we already ran into the diaper baby community this year Yeah, but they're cool, but this is the thing is that the people like the ABDL are trying to like Come up with all of this shit to the the LBDL groups are essentially being like this is age play Yeah, they're not hanging with children. We know

Yeah, and they're not online pretending to be children They're just hanging in diapers and being treated like babies doing their liberty. Yes, that's their liberty as an American citizen They're allowed to do that. Yes, as long as they keep it to themselves and everybody who wants to be doing that Yeah, this guy they're like well, there's nothing wrong Honestly with the age play of it But the thing that is wrong is obviously you're the reaching out and he is obviously he's starting to Escalate yeah, and so the cops don't I don't think they know quite what to do. This is yeah, good

It is in London. So right now he was in Doncaster, South Yorkshire and apparently due to the Due to this new attention. He's been chased out of town. Oh Apparently, due to this new attention, he's been chased out of town. So he is now someplace else. He shot a video in a playground during the day. And he has another video of him chasing a child. Which we don't know if it's doctored or not, but it looks like it's him chasing a child. But what is interesting is that there's a whole obviously now Reddit world researching this guy.

And one thing that came up was that they were going through these various old school Usenet groups and in this town, so they would like basically looking for people talking about an oddly dressed man doing weird things around children. And they found at least 10 instances in this area, this man doing stuff like this for since the 90s. And that he's been doing this since he's like in his 30s and that they've talked about the

same thing, man of white makeup in far too small of clothing, acting super fucking weird, doing things in a sing songsong childlike voice, and dancing around. Now, again, if you're just like the Knoxville Jester's allowed to exist because the Knoxville Jester- As an adult and pretending to be an adult. He has yet to touch anybody. Yeah. And Jesters are adults.

Sure. You know? Yeah. Yeah. There's no wearing kids. I do them as ageless I don't know if I'm not saying that like well, I say if we're gonna go by ages. I mean, it's good jester clown Yeah, shit head. Well, just there's like I have a job working for Royal. It's a career. Yeah, just there's a career Yeah, yes, but but Knoxville jester does not have one no he seems

like he doesn't have a career no man he's free no he's fucking away from all this dude yeah he did have to get enough money together to buy the outfit I feel like that much I feel like at some point there might be somebody who's supplying that for him okay cuz the last one that last picture I saw them that doubt that was pretty clean yeah now the so this guy is there they're chasing him everywhere so I just want I would love to know if you guys have any more It was pretty clean. Yeah now the so this guy is there they're chasing him everywhere So what I just want I would love to know if you guys have any more information side stories LP O TL at gmail.com This story is fascinating to me

It's now kind of running through the whole internet like this idea of p of adults pretending to be little kids Thankfully, this guy is so fucking frightening. It's no one will buy it Yeah, you know I mean because if you're watching any of this footage about him. He's 59. He's 59. He's extremely frightening. I'm just gonna, I'm not gonna sugar coat it. He's a fucking freak on a goddamn leash.

You know, I don't believe in public violence, but he's the kind of guy, if you saw him out and about, you'd be like, should I attack him? Well, you just know, I was like, I don't want to be anywhere near that guy you know that's what I know but there's other things that are kind of attached to this so it's like yes he he talks to himself as other children and then he talks to other children as himself and so this guy is obviously we're gonna find out more but it's not the only one who's doing it Natalie brought to my attention a woman by the name Of Britannia Rosavi who was on rock of love remember that show back in the day. Yeah now she's become sort of like

I'm gonna use the very generous term manager for a series of only fans models Okay, and she is putting all these things on the internet. She's not only fans like madam. Yes She's like helping them. She's like, she created sort of like a group of models. And she is taking them and editing their faces to legitimately look like children's faces, to look like little babies' faces. But they have like big honking tits.

You know what I mean? They got big tits. They got big bucks. I didn't see it looking like a child as much But maybe I was just staring at the breast. I yes You were and I and I me as well and I said this because you see these are the ones that got deleted That's yeah, that's the ones that got deleted or the ones that are really so she went through and deleted some That because like this is what we were saying This is the one with the one like yeah Or the ones that are really, so she went through and deleted some that, cause like this is what we were saying,

this is the one with the one, like yeah, she got made one looks like a six year old girl with braces with, with huge honkin' movies. Okay. Right? Which is- Yeah, that's, that's, that's khaki. Oh, and it's a, it's a poor editing job. Yes! This toddler with huge tits is not gonna show up if you pay for this person. Yes. You know what I mean?

Oh my god. Oh, this is upsetting. Yeah, Eddie. See? At first I was like, I don't see it. Now this picture is like. This is upsetting and I just don't know. Hammer attack upsetting. Cause like, I do believe that we're in a sex, we're in a sexless age, we're in a distrustful age, which I do. But it's all sex. Outwardly. But not, no one's doing it. So it's all outwardly sexual, but it is no, but there's not quite a lot of intersexuality necessarily happening. And so- There's lots of weird shit going on in the chat rooms and the internet, I'll tell you

that much. That's what this is. And so I think that what we're seeing is a little bit of these, this is one of those maybe weird side effect of the loneliness thing. Like whatever, I mean, it's been going on forever. But the fact that they're actively like, she obviously is changing these faces of these women to look like children because it has some positive effect on her business. This other guy obviously has no, there's no money coming in.

No he only had like 17 followers. For Smart Schoolboy 9. I mean if he's smart he could pivot Well, I mean look at Hawk toa. Yeah, this Nick Crowley documentary is two and a half million Views that's the most viral he's ever been. Oh seven million eight million views I'm sorry if he could Hawk toa this he can fucking make a fuck ton of money. Yeah Yeah, is she making money I don't know she's doing fine yeah she got podcasts really you know how hard that is

to get difficult that is to put together she does seem like a decent human being yeah she's fine she's fine she said yeah she's doing good I'm just saying he should take a thing off of hers cuz like who do we love most right? I'm looking at him. Yes. He's frightening frightening Well, he doesn't have a catchphrase. My whole body is just saying yeah. No, I think it's cuz phrases His catchphrase he's got to work on he's kind of work on some of this Material because some of this stuff is bad dude. Yeah. No, he's really rough. And yeah, so it's people are saying here, they've seen him every day.

In Don Castor from this person said from 2003 to 2010, they saw him every day. And then as him as his self, so he has lyricist David that's old him, right? So he then will go, not only is he going and talking to children, he's also then harassing adults. And it's all about feet. So he's really into high heeled boots. Yes, he loves these boots. I kinda like them too.

You like the boots? They're cute and fun. Well, they're very popular. He just kinda looks like... You don't have to worry about liking boots cause you like them on adults. He likes, but he has, he sort of looks like you don't have to worry about liking boots cuz you like them on adults He likes he but he has he sort of looks like a big perverted child like Yosemite Sam with the little feet I mean, yeah, buddy. I mean Yosemite Sam. I think's giving him a little credit, but you know, he's called little boots

Yeah, he looks like a shaved bear. I just mean like he's got the little boots He has a little bit but then he focuses on feet and ankles on these other these other He puts the boots on images of children He does but then he also does stuff like this where they found an account from him on some another This is a famous actress's page He was talking to her about her role as a teen in a television series Good ankles and whereas in so awkward ankle socks or full-length socks for school were expected It's just as cool to see your clearly good ankles and individual choice of shoes

My guess is that in the school base series as successful as so awkward became Here are times annoyed that there weren't more options for shoes Those it's only for us come up at the end she woke up my magic shoes you think says that well you could tell a lot about both about her shoes but yeah he's so he's the creep yeah I'm not gonna say attack on sight because we don't know I don't know I do think that he's gonna be one of those guys that we are going to probably hear about again I can pretty much a suspect in any crime in that area. Oh very much

Oh, this is I mean he might be on my suicide squad though. No you think so I mean, I'm still recruiting because I got my tiny maniacs, which is full because going steam at full steam ahead Yeah, cuz I got a shipment of tiny little shoes and I'm gonna teach them how to tap Are they heel boots? No, I wouldn't steal it from I don't steal material I'm not gonna do that. I am a Russian spy though. Thanks, Russia Me and my best friend Tim pool have been spending that money together doing her favorite things buying stupid little hats Natalie Duke on Oak like Boris and Natasha Give us money try to give us money Russia. We won't take it, but she and I'm looking at you were for sale All right, I'd be fine with being bought by the Chinese all right

So go and look out smart schoolboy nine go and look I'm I go make him your friend Go and look out smart school boy nine go and look him out go make him your friend Live from your grave Also, I watched did I make you watch it? No what happened right before the break and I made Sina watch it for no reason We never talked about it. Oh, what was it? Did you ever get to watch the body cam footage of Chris Chan getting arrested? No Man, oh man. So Chris Chan. Yeah, those you know about Christian now Who's he again? She oh, sorry. He's a fucking shit. I'm sorry

I didn't know fucking piece of fucking shit Christine Chandler Otherwise known as Chris Chan the creator of Sony to he was arrested under suspicion She was arrested you fuck. Hey, no, how dare you fuck me up? You started this with me. She fucked her mother until she winning like a horse Now again that was alleged and her dementia ridden mother had dropped the charges But there was a recording loud little drop charges if she has dementia. Yeah, it's not fun she has dementia? Yeah, it's not fun. Isn't that nice? You know, they did a bit of research in there. Now, Chris Chan was essentially given up by a troll to, you know, long story short, there's some story about how Chris Chan was put up to by this troll woman to talk about having sex

with their mother. And then when it happened, they then went and described all of these things that she did to her mother and how she winnie'd like a horse and how much she liked it, about how they've been kissing and stuff like that. But now there's many people that are saying Chris Chan just did that to appease the troll because this is what Chris Chan does.

Chris Chan's entire audience is trolls. Chris Chan is troll material. And that is like what they, that's the only way that they've ever lived. They've been a part of every single internet forum ever. Like, I mean, since the old days, since before PlayStation networks, it was like all on like GameCube networks

where it all started. Chris-chan has been a low cow. That is a term for people that people make fun of on the internet. That is somebody that she has been a low cow that is a term for people that people make fun of on the internet okay that is somebody that she has been a low cow since the very beginning of social media oh so she is actually like a historical person in the world of like 4chan, 8chan she would be on the Mount Rushmore it's like her Pepe the frog like I want to see who else would be on that Mount Rushmore

See I stay on that for Chan and all that stuff. Yeah, I'm lucky. Yeah, he Rob refuses to participate I understand you don't need to but the Christian was arrested and so my one of my favorite body cam channels explore with us put out the body cam footage of her getting arrested and it's explore with us put out the body cam footage of her getting arrested and it's Awesome because these cops roll up and they have no fucking clue what's going on So when they roll up they're told that this person might dangerous and might fight on the inside of this hotel room They're inside of hotel room. The cops are fucking ready to get they're like pumping themselves up They open it to reveal if you want to even just show some of them the clips of Chris-Chan sitting this, right? So Chris-Chan is in there and they're like, okay.

And Chris-Chan starts talking all this stuff about how they're like, are you alone in here? Chris-Chan says, well, you don't know that I'm alone. It's like to you, I'm alone in here, but my husband is in here, he's invisible. They're like, great. And then she starts explaining about Sony Chu and all these various worlds that she,

like, if you wanna know a quick sum up of the lore of Chris-Chan, just watch this arrest video because she downloads it onto the cops as they go. And then as Chris-Chan is pulled out of the hotel room, people start going, free Chris-Chan, like yelling. In the street? Yeah, cause people constantly follow free Chris Chan, like yelling in the street. Yeah. Cause people constantly follow Christian like in real life.

Christian has a constant monitoring by trolls at all times. So people are following them everywhere they go. And so the cops like, what the fuck is going on? Cause they're starting to think that they're all going to get attacked. And Christian's like, no, those are my fans. Those are my fans. I told you this was gonna happen and so fans quote unquote fans started surrounding the area Just going like free Chris Chad and like well like she's Jason Momoa

Yeah, but the cops are laughing their asses off Because they're like what in the fuck is going on here, and it's like but it's it's very it's it's sad Christian is not gonna have a good ending like whatever the ending is gonna be is not gonna be good Yeah, I know I'm here for it. Well. Yeah, obviously you're very invested and I have watched 70 hours of the Christian documentary 70 dude the Christian documentary I just you watch it who should 70-hour documentary real historian shit a real historian No, yeah, I want nothing to do with this. This is as far as my Christian knowledge is going. It's by Gino Samuel, too

There is I am not even fucking with you. 70 hours, dude. Yeah. How do you have time to do everything else? Hotel rooms? Hotel rooms is what I do for hours. We don't hang out. Yeah, you go watch Chris Chan videos? Hours. Hours? Dad or now I'm into remote viewing. I've been watching a lot and then it's like my body cam police interrogation I'm watching thing about Gerda Jeff and then I'm watching all the Chris Chan stuff and I just pounded in I don't think that Right now I'm not watching Chris Chan. It was a more so last year. I listen to music What's music do? No, I listen I have a nice time. I put on like a live King Gezard show or something more You gotta prep more there is I mean this there's 85 parts to this documentary that Christian channed about this documentary.

And it's the single most comprehensive story of a person's life on the internet that you'll ever see. And that's really why it's so compelling, is that you're looking at right now about 20 years of a person's life that almost every minute of it has been documented on the internet Do lots of people look at this? Let me see how many people are on this How many views this is like a reddit dude?

No, it's got millions of views each one's got one million each each video has got a million views of the 85 The arrest footage alone has 3.4 million. No, it's huge. Chris-Chan's huge on the internet proper, but it's, but the only audience that exists for Chris-Chan is to troll her. You know what I mean? No one's watching Chris-Chan as a necessarily, like as a fan because- Well you are. Well I'm not actively a troll, but I'm watching, I watch out of, which I think is probably the other good quarter of the people that watch morbid curiosity Do you have a Chris Chan shirt?

They don't sell them. I was looking for Christian merch They're controversial because of the incest allegations. Yes, and then also they've just done a lot of weird stuff You know, I mean even know if the allegations are true if it's all done by trolls. We don't know that's that is the issue Yeah, yeah completely but you know when something tracks like you know how like yeah like the JD Vance fucking a couch where it's like I don't care if it's real or not like I believe it yeah just looking at him no that's fun you know but Chris Chan that's kind of the same Chris Chan's not running for office. Not yet Not yet, honestly, I just don't know if Christian

Like can fill out that paperwork. Oh, no Christian Scott. There's a melange of issues Like it's a are they rich one issue from how popular they are. Oh No, Eddie. Oh, no quite poor. That's so bad. Yeah, dude No, you can't lull cows don't make money unless they flip it So you have to flip it into something else milk. I mean, I think I'll be great at you I think Hawk to could have sold lube, right? But Hawk to is trying to be classy look like Hawk to has a belief in Christ Oh, okay. So Hawk to is not gonna be that like all up in this shit Mm-hmm, we're Chris Chan Something like whatever's smart schoolboy 9s, I feel like I've learned more about you than Chris Chan in this whole

I'm an anthropologist I'm an anthropologist. This is all I this is my job. My job is to consume this job You want me to sit here be talking about like oh the border yeah, no That's not for this show. No, it's stupid. It's dumb. Everybody hates it All right. Oh, hey, it's stupid. It's dumb. Everybody hates it All right. Oh, hey, it's stupid. It's boring Alright, you want to be here talking about how they we could have talked about how the Boeing astronauts are still stuck Oh, they are stuck. They're stuck as fuck man. We're not going do you think they've banged yet? That apparently that question has been asked so many times really astronauts and they always say no they always like no no no and

largely Truly, I think the main reason why I'm starting to think the reason why they haven't fucked in space is just because it's gross. Yeah. It's really gross. That's like one of those like X factor things that you don't know until like you hear these guys talk about how like the inside of a space shuttle and a space station just smells like BO farts. Oh, yeah, you can't air that out No, it is gross in there. I mean I they have an air filtration system I bet you do filter the air one too, but it only works so well

I stepped in the office today after you had a pretty thunderous fart. Well, that was there's no filter in there No, but that was on the ISS that fart was old too I thought it'd be gone by whenever you got there that fart was like 30 minutes old No, dude. It was as sticky as the memories of Gettysburg. I Remember that just the same I Think man, we did a full hour already. We're very close to it. We got the almost no stories Yeah, I know but these stories are very intense I cover very big stories and I want it. I want you to go and watch the documentary about smart schoolboy night. I think it's very it's very interesting

It's very good. You should definitely check it out. I watched it today I was blown away by it at first. I was like, what am I watching? And then all the suddenly what? We gotta get up. Yeah, well it can't What do we get him for beside? I know that's the problem. It's the it's a child sex material Yeah, that's what you get him for beside I know that's the problem. It's the it's a child sex material Yeah, that's what you get him for is what making? Suggestive pictures of children, but he's not using real children It's a very it's so it's so cloudy cloudy place because they have shown that child Like like a bs am or they call it is does not help pedophiles

Like not reoffend you're anything like it doesn't work like having them jerk off The only thing that they can do as a pedophile is like not practice Which is just like, you know, like I've put on that island outside of Seattle Oh, of course again, you got and then you can surf if I was a pedophile I would go to the government and say take my dick and balls Take them off of me get this off of me. You're about ready to do that. Anyway, no, I love having sex with my wife Get them if I'm saying if I was a pedophile take my dick and balls You know what you'd be thinking if you were a pedophile. I'm just saying

Or a dog and going more walks You have no idea what you would be like that the government refuses to take the dick of the balls of every single pedophile, which I think they might need to do, is the same as them telling us we need to recycle. And that we're the reason why the planet is failing. Because guess what, man? I do know, I do recycle out of fucking love of Mother Gaia, but I know for a fact it's your big, it's your shit that's the thing that's fucking up the face of the planet, so take my dick balls and don't give me an

option! Well also you don't recycle well, you don't wash it out or anything and take the wrappers off. I do some of it! You know, but you don't take the wrappers off or the caps, you know, it's just like they can't even do anything with it. What do you mean? Yeah, because all the little pieces of plastic that's stuck in the gears, if you like you

put it in a plastic bag, like it's a whole mess recycling no one does it Yeah, no one does it right nuts. You have to take the caps and the papers off. I learned it at Bonnaroo What yeah, you gotta do some work You can't just take yogurt stained cup and throw it in there and do like oh, they'll wash it Everyone you gotta wash it. Isn't it nice to just throw a soda cap in the ocean say there's a little hat for hermit crab Isn't that what they build their shells out of no they use shells Hmm, you know they supposed to use shells, but sometimes they have to use the soda cap bottle because that's the only thing presented to them Henry but in that way it's good

No, it's not. Because there was nothing there before. They should die over a soda cap. Why? What do you mean why? Keep it alive, let it adapt. If it can adapt to the trash. It's gonna have to adapt.

Well, that's kind of cool in a way. No, it's not. It's very sad. Or if you don't make it sad. There's whirlpools of trash in the ocean. I'm not even starting. I don't know, I'm just saying. Do you know the grand can? How do we make it fun? there's whirlpools of trash in the ocean. I'm not even starting. I don't I love this headline for this article. It was like Grand Canyon claims six

bodies seven bodies six weeks and it's like that's how dangerous in america is our natural Fucking good. All our that even that's gonna kill you Yeah, Grand Canyon 15 deaths so far this year and apparently it's the average is 17 a year. Yes Yeah, yeah, yeah, so they're they're they're they're shooting high this year. Hey, man. Let's go find out I think we need to arrest the Grand Canyon arrest it. I want to Always look for the closest person to the victim! Never trust a giant hole! Hey, I learned that from who? Jody Arias.

Now, let's get to some letters. I actually got several letters about how dangerous sexual execution execution is, because I covered last week with C and I made him watch this video of a woman getting electrocuted so bad it made her head pop off. I didn't know that it could do that. Yeah. And apparently, like, which I've now heard, if you work in the line, that's the hardest job

in the world. I can imagine. The ones who work on power lines and shit, about how it's apparently one of the most dangerous jobs in the world and they don't really talk about it. Yeah, because not only are you playing with electricity or working with electricity you can fall Oh, yeah, and then they believe Mark Wahlberg was in a movie about working on the power lines. Let's see I think was called the line. He does all these stupid fucking everything who's masculine

I can say this no horizon one time we went in to do a pitch to Mark Wahlberg's production company And so we were like so does he want to play like a serial killer or something? And he says like they're like no that he wants to play a hero do you guys cover heroes? And I was and then I was like no But you know like maybe we could do a thing where he gains a bunch of weight and plays like David Berkowitz And they were like absolutely not Mark Wahlberg's an American hero Like they also gaining like all like upset. Well also gaining weight wouldn't work for him

because he gets up at 2 a.m. to work out. He's gotta get prayed up. He works, he gets up at 3.45 a.m. He prays, he goes, he lifts one dumbbell for three hours. Then he goes, gets prayed up again. He eats some egg whites, gets prayed up. He goes, he reads his screenplays about being from Boston. Then he goes, he gets prayed up.

He goes, he does some pull-ups. Then he fucking has court mandated sex with his wife to try to create a child And then he goes to sleep approximately every day at 5 p.m. Did he ever? Apologize to those Koreans he beat up for no reason nobody You know you know who's got two thumbs and attacked several different members of other races this guy That's you said you just said you do that if he did it. Yeah. Yeah, but that wasn't even a mark Well, that's a joke, but that's a joke from the the movie. Yeah, I Like painting game. That's a good one. It is very good. That's a good one, but the rest of I mean, they're pretty bad mostly Yes

He did the Boston Marathon bombing movie. I remember also bad. Yeah, I go see him I don't know why you just like giving him money I really do and I wish I didn't I just stop. Yeah, you should stop I'd like to tell you a bit about a weird little story you have for my youth This happened back in 2001 when I was 17 years old I would often take my horse up to the national park behind my parents' property on my way home after school. We called it the Bush in Australia. It was a great way for an angsty teenager like myself to unwind and relax after a chaotic day of school. I always like to do it with a beer and cigarette.

Anyway, it's pretty quiet and isolated up there, and as my horse Dusty and I were walking along, I heard something faint in the distance. I couldn't make it out at first, but as my horse Dusty and I were walking along, I heard something faint in the distance. I couldn't make it out at first, but as I got closer, it sounded like someone calling for help. The sound was coming from the general direction of a smaller track that led down towards an old lookout no one ever really went down. As a cautious seventeen-year-old, I was unsure of what to do. But my sense of altruism was strong, and I couldn't ignore someone calling for help,

so I ventured down the path on my horse. My horse was normally a calm mare, but she was getting progressively agitated as we got closer to the voice. By this stage I could hear clearer, and it sounded like a man saying, Hey, is anyone there? I need help. Long pause. Please help me.

Long pause. Help! Can anyone hear me? Then after a few minutes it would repeat. After about five or six, five or so minutes writing down the sidetrack, we came to a smaller clearing where I could hear the voice loud and clear. I dismounted and took a few steps ahead and called out, hello, are you okay? There was a long pause and then the voice said, help! Can anyone hear me? There was a long pause and then the voice said help can anyone hear me?

Chill immediately ran on my spine and I cut that horrible Like I don't feel human because anxiety such a sensation Suddenly occurred to me that there was no one there and what I was listening to was recording that kept looping every few minutes I didn't stick around to find out what the hell was going on. I quickly jumped on Dusty and we got out of there. She was more than happy to hoof it home. Honestly, I don't know why or who would put a recording of someone calling out for help out deep in the bush. And honestly felt like some kind of lure, like someone was wanting to get a well-meaning person out there on their own.

I did have a few other weird encounters with a man that lived at the edge of the national park. And I've always expected it was he who had something to do with the recording of the voice. This guy would offer me lifts and then get aggressive when I'd say no, walk around naked on his driveway like he was sun tanning when I'd ride past, and he once walked down my driveway at 2am when I was getting back ready for a horse show, claiming he needed to help as his tire was flat.

What four year old man would need help from a teenage girl at 2 a.m. Yeah, I think it was the guy Yeah, my glass weegee and dad went to help him and when he came back, he said his tire was fine Spooky I felt like I came close to becoming abducted and locked in some sex dungeon by that creepy guy. Who knows Don't sound good. No, certainly not never just follow a voice in the desert Also dusty seems like the name of a boy horse. No, certainly not never just follow a voice in the desert also dusty seems like The name of a boy horse. Yeah, not a girl horse. I go dusty Springfield Is that a lady? Yeah. Oh, I always think a dusty road saying that son of a preacher man. Oh, okay Yeah, wait. Oh, there you go. Is that interesting? Yeah, sure

Didn't sound like I know that story was nice it was yeah the voice of the bush voice in the bush mmm you know that's what I say you know live every day knowing that just two and a hand there's one in the bush if you're lucky yeah all right you got to take those two in your hand you got a fucking laugh all day long knowing hey I got two you fucking stupid take those two in your hand. You got a fucking laugh all day long knowing hey I got to you fucking stupid ass one holding bush, right? but then the thing is about the bush is you don't know what's in there, right, so You love the fact you're gonna end up digging around that bush. Mm-hmm. You're gonna have nothing at all. There's a lesson in there

Yeah, it's something somewhere in there. There's a lesson. There's a lesson in there. You put your ear to a vagina Do you hear the ocean or the lake? Sometimes you just hear your wife complaining. Get your ear out of my vagina. You idiot. You idiot. Go to patreon.com slash podcast and love. You can watch us do this. You can watch us to how good this was. You're gonna love it. Go in on the social medias at LP on the left. Just go on those. Yeah. YouTube, all our shows from our Twitch, twitch.tv slash LPNTV

are going onto our YouTube. Go and watch that. It's all on YouTube. Go look at it and go last podcast at left.com buy tickets. Eddie and I are going to be in Chicago this week. Come and Friday. See you Friday. The Park West.

We're going to be there. Come and see this show. We're going to have fun with it. Ah, and lots of stories we didn't get to this week that will be in the show. We will be covering it. Yes Yes, so we're very excited to be shut down. I can't wait to be in the witness city. Come on you motherfuckers Yes, have a good time and we'll get we'll continue to be fat there ready Oh my god, it is I'm so mad that I have to get blood work after Chicago. I know I'm like it's one of those next week I just went to the doctor today like alright blood work next week. You're like

Oh, can't we do it today? No cuz you really have to fucking fill myself full of beef and pizza like soup pizza Yeah, we just got a we just got no my lord and no one who tries to give me my lord It's not I know what it is. We've been to Chicago enough. Yes, we've surpassed the mall. I've had my lord I don't need to try it again. He knows we know we've all had it. It's it's gross. Yes, and we know you like it. Oh James Earl Jones died He didn't get to see another 9-eleven. I'm so sad for him that he never got to know Christian Do you think he was thrown off a mountain and trampled by Wildebeest? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo