Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Snake Stories

Episode Date: March 4, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a snake eats a child, a man cooks his neighbor's heart, a rooster stabs its owner, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories Shorts boys, are you guys shorts on yeah, bro? I'm gonna wear a bra. I'm gonna wear my mom where I'm dressed like a New York Nick. Yeah, you are dressed just like a New York Nick. I'm a New York Nick today You know what makes me think of the Knicks when I look at you. What's that your vertical leap? Why are you because it just it gets it is a real New York Knicks standard jump, right? Wait how about that of a bit of a burn because apparently the New York Knickerbockers are not very good Do not bring sports birds into this show to start it off. Nonetheless, you know those sting you definitely be one of those Are they called centrals?

The center the big player in the middle, but I wouldn't be because actually I'm six foot seven That's about the point guard size nowadays centers are like seven feet tall. I'm actually Because they want to be closer to the hoop because the hoop is ten feet tall So the taller you are the the closer you are to the hoop and then theoretically the closer you are to scoring points And then theoretically the closer you are to winning you're cheating No, it's cheating the taller you are you're cheating and then also don't we want our because don't we have better training now? Don't we want smaller basketball players because they didn't have to fight harder in the game Are you making the old man Polish joke about how there needs to be a height limit in basketball so that your people can play?

Oh, no, we don't Polish people that we don't need to be in basketball We've already dominated all the more important sports like What's that shuffleboard? There's that thing and then there's some where's what they throw the big puck when you scrape it with the broom That is called curling curling. Yes. I mean people cleaning, but yeah, we're built for curling Because low to the ground scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape low to the ground is easy to do it's a game that you can get hammered to You know what? I was fucking watching the other day that made me mad on cable was professional bowling These guys are getting too athletic too. They're really talented. I know and none of them are hammered

Although if you watch we'll start the show here in a second if you watch professional cornhole They still get hammered because that sport is the closest we have to baseball the wonderful feature film also darts That's another sport again I like watching sports that I could potentially Enter into and we will be playing what what you're talking about is bar sports and we will be playing bar sports It's very very soon as soon as we see everybody in Grundy County Not wait to do. Hey everyone. Welcome to side stories I am Ben hanging out with Henry. Hope everyone is doing well out there

Do we actually you have not seen one of these new professional bowlers? You know the only bowler that I watch is the guy who screams you're not I am Because it's one of the cockiest things I've ever seen in all of professional sports He is the only real sportsman in the sport the guys I was watching the other day I was like this guy fucking lean also number not only lean But he was playing at the championship level with a shirt Talked into belted pants. Oh, which is the first thing I first time I've ever seen someone win a ring in Office casual. Yeah, I actually don't like that

I also don't like the idea that a bowler can put the shirt within the pant and still have the belt visible I can deal with it if the if the fat girl goes over the belt. I'm okay. That's why you have the belt That's why you have the belt strong shirt. Good quality can hold the gun in there. Hold up the pants Well, it's like me. I'm soft them egg shaped because you know my belt enters a solid five inches into my body because of what keeps My pants up because that's a that's a bowler's fucking shape I don't want you lean. What is this baseball? It's disgusting. Also, they can be fat and baseball It's a strategically difficult game. Also, it's hard to hit the ball But it seems you can do it fat, which is nice. That's the only thing that matters and get the vaccine

Absolutely. Well, you know what Henry for you and your belt. I think that maybe you should start getting belts Yes, it's a little bit painful that have small nails on the insert So they actually kind of go into your skin almost like you're shopping at like Hellraiser Express right next to hot topic And yes, it will hurt you, but I also know for a fact It will be the only belt that works to keep your pants. Hi, Lee. I'm tight So you think my belt should be like you remember those like anti Sexual assault condoms that they were giving out in Asia that it should be like it should be reverse tooth So that it just sticks to me and I just scream all day for those that don't recall that that was something that could be inserted

into the vagina that would then trap the penis with the teeth and I mean It's pretty freaking cool. Also very sad that it came to that. You're right. Yes, but it is the only it's like the movie teeth I'm sure if you have not seen the movie teeth. You have to see it. It's okay. It is fantastic Well, it's okay. It's a fun premise. It's a fun premise, but it's a boring film not enough kills with the vagina with teeth Where's the kills? They did not go full Head and looper, whatever. There were I would have liked to see the vagina with the actual teeth I would have liked to see But it was like somebody is ready for some safe sex, you know

Like that would be fun, but that makes a trauma exactly and they tried to keep it classy when it comes to vaginas biting off Penises whatever but before we get to news stories. I do have to do something which is this Henry. Hmm. Thank you Oh to who thank you to you mr. Zabrowski. What did I do you recommended psycho goreman to me dude? Psycho goreman is one of the single most fun films in the history of movies I forced anyone and everyone to see it if you have not seen psycho goreman You don't even need the premise the plot. No, it's very simple. It's very simple just the most fun You will have with friends who start off Yeah, and then by the end they're children they are puddles

I the whole time I was watching us like thank you It nailed it so if you have not seen psycho goreman psycho goreman or psycho goreman Which is kind of cute the way that they say in the movie Check it out. It's well worth it and it was made for 1.5 million dollars So by today's standards that is a very cheap movie Technically it's called a micro budget micro budget So it sort of gives I don't know kind of give a little inspiration too because if they could make that movie We can make something too

Yeah, or you can you could or you can make a successful insurrection at the Capitol I don't know if that was 1.5 million that may have been 15 bucks on an appetizer, but anyway All right. Well, let's get to a murder story. Shelly because I know we covered Crowley and thank you for the great response on last podcast proper And I know everyone loved it, but let's just tell a story about a straight up stone-told Disgusting horrible murder out of oklahoma A dude has confessed to killing his neighbor and cooking her heart

Heart is delicious. This comes from the oklahoman Man It's the oklahoman The oklahoman the oklahoman is a whole another series of films That I would love to love to see This actually comes from chikasha chikasha oklahoma chikasha oklahoma So the dude chikasha chikasha sounds like a fucking contestant on the bachelor Oh, they needed some more diversity on that freaking show. That's all I know

A triple murder suspect so he confessed to killing his neighbor first He cut out her heart and then he ate it at home, which is very nice He didn't have time to mill about all right. He had to get this heart while it was fresh to the soft tape And absolutely so an agent for the oklahoma state bureau of investigation He told the judge he said uh He cooked the heart with potatoes to feed his family To quote release the demons and the question is Henry is heart with potatoes the proper dinner to release a demon too I would say number one

um Which who's got the demons? Where are the demons? They're releasing it from the heart or guess that's what he's saying is that he's releasing it from the heart of his neighbor by eating it But then you're putting the demons in you so I'm not certain I think it is number two it is interesting that he did decide to add a starch Would make it more of a meal But my question is is that well how we cook in this did he throw it all over it?

It sounds like he might have baked it all at once Or it sounds like he might have really in a gross way have cut up the potatoes and sauteed it all Which is not a great way to cook potatoes unless you're shredding them for some form of a hash brown But he didn't sound he did but to me that would say I hashed the potatoes because that's a verb you could use In terms of the the the type of cut julian them. I'm not certain or you just chunk it all up And throw it in the pan with just because honestly that's gonna be tough It's especially cooking a muscle like the heart you need to braise a heart Well, you need a cooking show that needs to be filmed live from prison

Okay So this dude he also Probably Lawrence paul anderson So he's one of those three name guys and these guys are always they have a lot of things to live up to He also stabbed his his aunt, but she survived. So that's real good He had a 20 year sentence in 2017. He was sentenced to 20 years But governor kevin stitt kevin stitt community his sentence and i'm just gonna say this if you want to read

I don't know anything about the guy, but if you want to run a negative ad campaign This is probably gonna work because yeah, maybe should have been in jail because he killed all of these people in ether hearts But honestly, it's one of those sad stories because it sounded like they were really trying to Vaguely, I don't know if they would have the term is I don't know if anybody's helping anybody But more of a Lawrence paul anderson was a he was booked on drug charges. So in 2017 It was like one of those third strike drug drug charges for possession of crack cocaine And I believe you also had like a deadly weapon and all this stuff But it sounded like he was a quote-unquote model prisoner

And they decided to be like well is what we talk about people are overpoliced and over punished So it's just one of those like really like I don't know if the word is fun I'm gonna say serendipitous things when when they finally do something That they think might be correct And then a guy Kills four people and then cannibalizes them and it's you know, you never know also in 2006 He served four years in prison for attacking his girlfriend pointing the gun at her and also possessing crack cocaine

The biggest use I think are the attacking of the girlfriend and pointing the gun Yes, yes, nonetheless He had been out for less than five months when police arrested him And uh, that's when he went back to prison turns out he never really shook his love for pcp Which is most likely what caused this entire thing to happen So he got on pcp and then decided to cook his neighbor's heart and why is that most times when you smoke a speed or something You don't get hungry like you ever imagine cooking somebody's heart on acid You don't hear those stories as much or mushrooms. You don't really want to eat

But with pcp we hear about people sometimes eating somebody's face or doing whatever Does it make does it give you the munchies? I think it's more of an oral fixation You just want to chew on something it sounds like something that uh like this is a problem The problem wrigglies could really fix like this is a gum Shortage problem because I know when I'm rolling Nothing's better than a nice piece of gum I Yeah, I agree. I want to hear from our listeners side stories LP otl gmail.com

I know for a fact that some of you have had pcp Oh, I'm sure absolutely and I I know that people have and I've watched Video and and documentaries people talking about what the experience when they smoke pcp But I really wonder like what is the core of it because obviously heavy paranoia are a lot of energy Seems like it he stabbed his aunt to death and his like a little girl He also murdered in this process in this whole spree How long does pcp last and in the end it's it's just about the aggression and the sense of power that you get Or is it make you more like is it audio and visual hallucinations that cause you to do all of this crooked shit?

Well, of course his aunt his aunt did end up surviving He is now back in prison or he at least is back in custody and the prosecutor has said the death penalty is now on the table So yes, it's not gonna be good. The man obviously has severe mental health problems But that is a great question, Henry because how many people out there use pcp? Don't go to their neighbor's house and stab them cut them open and eat their heart How many people use pcp and don't stab their aunt how many great law-abiding pcp citizens are out there functional pcp heads pcp at pcp people Yep, how many are out there going day-to-day doing your jobs working to wall grates? Oh, and then all of a sudden

Oh now i'm lumped in with the one guy who killed his neighbor and ate her heart Bring a bad name to pcp. I'm a part of the pcp community. That's right. Yes, it does involve a lot of us eating glass But that's what saundra brought to the meeting and that's what it comes. That's why we got together It's a community the incredible I don't know why saundra's got to stop bringing all this broken glass to all these pcd I found outside Shopping she's here shopping, but I want I asked I wonder because I think they're we're gonna get an email because I'm gonna say one in 25 people is actively on pcp. Maybe

I'm gonna think what do you have how many people smoke pcp? Maybe a little I hold on one in 25 people are on pcp. I just passed 30 people on my drive over here I can imagine one of those people smoked because what's it called getting wet Right because you dip a cigarette that's one way to do where you dip a cigarette and you smoke it Like the fucking crazy shit But think about the the people that are mad about this story that they have to have their pcp To go work at HUD Sure

Absolutely, they have to have their pcp in order to go work at california chicken grill and they're driving actively on pcp But maybe their auditory and visual hallucinations are like You're actually gonna want to skip. There's a crash on the 101 and they seem to know stuff Before your google maps know stuff Yeah, and now all of a sudden so it's like yeah, I'm better than google maps So maybe they're scared of me for that reason and then all of a sudden I tell people I'm on pcp I'm really good with directions and next thing you know They accuse me of being similar to this guy who again killed a four-year-old girl killed his uncle

And killed his neighbor and ate her heart and it's like no I just know how to get from point a to point b much faster much much faster I'll tell you what though in his monk shot. He looks sorry. Well, he looks like he was high on pcp and isn't anymore Um, let me see his eyeballs. That's always the saddest thing when you see the person Who has obviously come down by the time the mugshot has hit That level of sadness is different than the level of sadness when they're still peeking during the photo where they're still like I'm not sure if I'm unhappy with what I've done And but he definitely knows that he's in trouble now

He knows, uh, it's the same thing as when I've thankfully never gotten a dui Knock on wood. Um, I've never gotten a dui But I also feel like that's that you know like because we've you've at least Begotten hungover in a jail cell before I got a dui when I was 19, but that was released I was and when I got when I when I was detained. Yeah, I was totally sober Were you so that's right because it was for you going through the turnstile Because I helped a little person through a turnstile who was like, I don't have any money No, it's like sure come through with me and then it turns out I have an open warrant for drinking on a stoop with Henry Zabrowski

Five years prior. I remember that night. I remember that night The cops were real so big because he let you finish the beer I'll always remember that night because he was he because you were like, oh good So throughout he's like you could finish your beer and he was nice. Oh, he was nice, but but then uh, But then it started wailing on you Well, it is a 25 dollar ticket turned into a bench war and then 25 hours in the tombs later But the will but to that point Henry most people were absolutely hammered. Yes. Yeah getting hungover in the jail cell has to be such a specific

feel no, it's not and you know, it's You know, we all live in that world where let's go down to the lake and let's go down to the creek and do some fishing and Oh, we drank a little too much. I hope the sheriff doesn't come and throw us in the pokey Oh, I hate to go to the drunk tan for the night. It's not like that. No, it's not like that. It's actually um, it's it's much less comforting No, no, no. Yeah, you're not in there with Andy Rooney. No, I mean, this is it. Yeah, Don Knox isn't there I was in there in a groom with fucking screaming bleeding Just fucking every ruffian and I was in there with one man

He was a large fella large large man and he drank everybody's milk and he and because he would just ask for it And you're just gonna give him the 2% milk. What am I gonna do? I'm gonna fight. Yeah, I'm gonna fight you for my jail milk And uh, my god. Anyway, the odor was legit nonetheless Be careful if you're on pcp because uh, evidently you can do some Pretty I'm just gonna call it wacky stuff This next story is about how man believes we control nature But unfortunately Nature is

Truly untamed especially when you arm Nature. Oh, yeah, that's probably not the best idea. It's already so strong with all the storms and stuff I love this shit. This comes from abc.net.au. This is Australia um cock fighting rooster Fadely stabs owner with knife strap to leg in india Sparking manhunt for illegal fight organizers, but honestly, that's gonna be hard to find. Um, this is I love this shit This is insane. So I guess with cock fights they put knives on roosters

Well, I thought that they put extended almost like press-on nails that were knives onto their claws But it sounds like they just taped a knife to the leg of this rooster This shit's way more mad max and I'm kind of here for it There should be more here for it. Yeah, has your morgue. Is there a cock fight tiktok? cock talk I am sure there is cock talk. I'm sure it's not about cock fighting I'm sure cock talk is not about chickens with razors fighting other chickens with razors. I think you're gonna find a bunch of dicks Where is gen z with the cock fighting? We can't let it disappear. I think you guys are far furly

Fully too reliant on gen z. Don't put too much pressure on gen z. They're going to be just as bad as us Out they better figure it out. All right. So here we go a rooster fitted with a knife for an illegal cock fight And southern india has filed has killed its owner So the the bird get a knife attached to its leg ready to take on an opponent when it conflicted When it inflicted serious injuries to the man's groin as it tried to escape You know the man got his fucking dick cut off By this thing it cut into they because there's a main artery that runs like right in your dick delta This area where I'm touching. Thank you for showing it to me Henry. That's really

I know I'm showing this. I've seen the d'angelo video. I know where they where it is on normal looking men Although d'angelo has gotten fat. So hey take that ladies. What was it called come vents? What did fernando call those come? Come gutters come gutters Yeah, the natural V and he called them come gutters just sold me such a like love. I love the idea Um, okay, so the man died from blood loss before you could reach a hospital in the karem nagar district of telangana Um, he was among 16 people organizing the cock fight in the village of lothaner when the freak accident took place You say freak accident, right? I would call this a freak accident if that

Cock with a knife went into a grocery store and killed the fishmonger. That's a freak accident This seems like it was pretty set up It he strapped the knife to an unpredictable bird And then try to hold it his hands And I don't know if you've just tried to hold my dog wendy the seventh pound highly domesticated chihuahua Yeah in her in your hands and of course you always With the with the knives that you taped to wendy's legs for home security protection Oh, absolutely. There's been breakings in the neighborhood. Absolutely. I love this story because it lets you know that

Whoever is in the ring whoever is fighting? They're still the ones in charge They are the ones putting money on the table They're the ones putting food on the table rather with the money that they make for you They're the stars and they deserve to be treated like said stars if you're gonna do a cock fight You're gonna have a chicken. You better give that chicken a chicken green room with a little chicken coop You better treat treat that chicken like a gd god. Otherwise that chicken's gonna come back and kill freaking you We've seen it before and we'll see it again. If we're using mixed metaphor here. Um Who's laying the eggs of the business?

Exactly Chickens the chickens doing all the work for you. You're in the chicken business. You're not even the star You're the coach of said chicken. That's it. Can't be coached You are chickens can't be coached chickens can only be brought to an area and then you hope That they'll do whatever it is and you're talking about this is random It's like throwing grenades like at back and forth at each other and letting them play tick tock toe You know, I hate robots and you know, I hate what they're doing right now with the robot dogs and the nypd I think it's totally unconstitutional

People have popped up the manuals how to disengage how to flip it over like it shows this thing There is a if you look it up on twitter I saw a thing where they showed a how if you're dealing with the robot dog It's kind of like that. Oh you pull on this little robot dick It does have a flap It has like a little flap thing that you unhinge it from the bottom and you can pull out the battery But you have to fight through its nashen appendages great We're in the beginning of terminator and we better start killing these machines who are who have been deputized

We got to start killing them now, but that being said One of my favorite competition shows is battle bots, of course And now I'm thinking back when UFC started there were like sumo wrestler versus really thin guy who does cry I miss the mixed media fighting I mixed when it was just been like this woman can hit you with a spoon. This guy's got a chainsaw like I have missed those fights biological Versus artificial warfare Chicken with the knives versus the battle bot

You know we can do this again so we can take multiple animals versus the battle bot Don't say this on the show. We should be saying this to a producer We should be saying this to a money man because that's the show buddy. Can you imagine? Okay, here we go. We've got Raphael the chicken the the knife fighting chicken versus the wedge versus the wedge That would be fucking incredible, dude. His feathers everywhere, man. I also could see though like again We get Who's that guy? Who's the irish guy that somehow has a billion dollars that is the fighting guy Oh, uh, mcgregor mcgregor, but he's not connor mcgregor. Is he good?

Oh, yes, he's one of the greatest of all time Good nothing more respect. Yeah to mr. McGregor serve a greger Well, you don't have to be too respectful to him. He's kind of a scumbag, but you know, all right. Well, fuck you. There you go Yeah, I challenge you connor mcgregor. No, you've done it now. I've gone too far. Oh, okay um to a joke off Yeah, now we're talking. Um Him versus five robot dogs. Oh, he would lose to one. He would lose to one. I really believe so. Yes. These battle bots They are huge. That's huge. Fuck. They're like five feet by five make them smaller smaller versions of them

That's the new because you remember when gary kasproth played the chess computer Yeah, but one of them dies I love it. I literally love it. And I'm one thing that makes me extremely upset about 2020 Is one thing one thing Where were the battle bots on mbc and where were all of the e-sports? Where they weren't there when we needed them we could have done everything No, they weren't there and i'm sorry. This would have been the time to have a real steal Now they're asking for us to come back now. Now we're supposed to come crawling back

I needed you a fucking year ago battle bots. Yes, absolutely. Why now what am I supposed to do? They're all saying all happy we're coming back Because they said uh because coveted violations been like you guys could be on other sides of the arena. That's all outside Your machines you don't get coveted. You're biologically uh superior in this one case and in multiple cases But give me freaking battle bots every saturday night mainstream television. Who wants to be a millionaire? Who cares? Who gives a fucking shit freaking robots? It would be pretty cool if the mass singer always had to fight Battle bot at the end of that bullshit and also man that mass singer shows also just becoming running man

We are in the just this just in the middle Of while i am tickled pink That we are a part of this like cyberpunk dystopia that we're making it real. Are you happy about that? It's just Like wild like what's gonna happen next? Huh? Well, I was always sort of just like why can't we go back in time to 2007 but I guess we don't want to go back there man. We're gonna go back there. We didn't even know about the sushi burrito then

Ever had a sushi burrito? No, I actually haven't because I don't want that much I know I don't need to wrap your fucking lips around that dude. Yeah, but I love burritos and I love sushi and I love I love tuna, but I just don't need it in the I just don't need it that way I don't know it seems very strange to me, but that's just hey man. Anything's do every single day I strive to challenge myself, but you know what? I am going to give you a wow today I'm just being really generous, but kudos for your um For your multiculturalism with the embrace of the sushi burrito. I applaud you I am truly

You know who's the most the most diverse place on this planet is my fucking guts Every country's in there mixing Well, anyway, what we started talking about was cock fighting. They still don't know everyone that was involved in the cock fight They don't know anybody but apparently thousands of cocks die every year Yeah, apparently according to governor edwin angchan. He said he was trying to confiscate the roosters But the problem was the roosters blades may have been laced with poison Cool, isn't that awesome? That's fucking dope. So there is this game. I this is cock fighting to the extreme I didn't realize I mean it's like fucking that's a that's they literally do that in the blade fighting in dune

Like there's a whole n-section where they have to fight they fight with fucking poison blades. It's fucking awesome Yeah, it's it's I guess you definitely don't eat the chicken afterwards, which I suppose I already knew Um, yeah, they feed him the wolves to keep the wolves out of their villages It's pretty intense putting the poison on there that really that does bring it to a different level And um, if you are working security or if you are an officer there, I do think you probably have bigger issues Yeah, I think so. Yes, although we got a bunch of roosters with poison knives and fading town square I mean that's kind of scary too All right, this story can I talk about this we

We again, I'm not gonna hijack it too much to go into aliens, but we have we are just we're in a new world It's 2021 Uh, they are really starting to take this shit seriously and it's wild We are seeing more and more of this shit and this is a real story that has come out Um, a couple days ago. This is from the drive.com Um, airliner encountered unidentified fast-moving cylindrical object near new mexico That's the reason why the story is particularly interesting is because it's not the only time that something has seen been seen in this direct area And it's the only time that the fbi is now fully come out not only did nobody get fired for saying that they saw this shit

But the fbi is saying we are now officially, uh Researching this it's very very interesting an approximately 119 cst on the albert curkey center frequency of 1.27 0.850 megahertz. Oh say it again, Henry. That makes all the sense in the world to me. I don't fucking know Yeah, 8.7 megahertz Down there by the Take a couple of megahertz around or take a u-turn to the 9.59 or I don't fucking know dude This um, this is important. I know what a megahertz is after you take a dump

Monday after super bowl sunday. That's a megahertz That's what I'm here for this is also important to give a good shout out to the people who do the good work over at Deep black horizon because people like he said he was listening to hours of his scanners his arsenal of scanners When you heard this strange transmission that came through um, this airline american airlines pilot says Yeah, do you have any uh targets up here? We just had something to go right over the top of us Oh, I hate to say this but it looked like a long cylindrical object that almost looked like a cruise missile type of thing Moving really fast over the top of us, right? This was found

Wow, this was in first set and they if this Reese Henry was that recent audio or is this uh, like uh This is February 21st, 2021. Wow. So this is so this sighting just happened Yes, this just happened. But what's what I like is now we're at a level where there's a budget people saying the like not so this missile like object description um Is it's interesting this was the the last time the last time this happened was the same area time Now this is like this is over a place called Des Moines, New Mexico, right? So it's in the middle of the fucking nowhere at the worst of both worlds

Not really. We love Des Moines and we love Des Moines Love Albuquerque Buy her tickets. We're gonna be there soon. Um, but these Is the basically this was last seen by a guy from Phoenix air someone said this a long time ago They called this guy crazy He said he saw a cylindrical object in the same exact area But he said the weird was weird about is that number one no wings Which is like everything's got wings that flies what we have for the most part that we know at least they are vaguely

like Airline shaped. Yeah, I would think so wings seem pretty important But it's had its own well now we have like we don't know so the he said that it was it had its own glow That it wasn't reflecting any light from the sun So it was just it couldn't be seen But if they also know that where they were shooting or the only way they were flying was right outside of the white sands missile range So there are they do have uh secret technology flying around Which is like the the mount dora military operating area is near that area

But the thing that is interesting is that I just asked this Why are they flying around a missile zone? That seems pretty scary Remember what happened in what was it long island with the missile that took down the flight? Why are they shouldn't they not fly in the missile zone? This why this is why it's super mysterious is because number one normally They're supposed to get a message saying that the area is hot that they are flying They are doing tests in the area and then they don't go they don't track the the uh ranges through them The other thing that was weird is that it happened dead in the middle of the day

Which is also a really strange time to fly around your super high tech material That's why they say like area 51 lights up at night Because that's when they're doing the tests or all at night when there's no air traffic Sure, sure, but the the main takeaway from the story is that they're taking it very very seriously Um, and it's it's happening. So did you say so did you say the fbi? Yes, the fbi is now they have officially come out. No, well because So that's new right because I hadn't heard the fbi before in this right? No, he is they are taking up the mantle of investigating it because that's the whole idea

Is that we're trying to figure out whether or not it actually is a suspicious aircraft from some other country an act of war or is it Indeed a uap ben kiss a follow-up question Can the fbi be trusted? There's no bottom to this You know, I mean now it's scary though because it's like what did you see and then they show you I'm just of course I'm going to talk about in black, but it's like what I don't know if I want the fbi even give you this information Truly, it's the problem. I said why we why you oh this we want disclosure because we want The government to tell us it's cool. Has they ever have they ever been a straight about a single fucking thing?

No once no because it's not they're prerogative, but um, did you see that photo that I posted? Mr. DeLong I didn't see that one. It is it's the ufo community is I'm going to go as far as to say embarrassed if you go to tom DeLong he he it's just this story of essentially a reveal of a picture that he got from a Uh, who is another kind of connected person a ufo like researcher

That found this photo that they had taken while they were on vacation. Basically, it's this weird shadow entity that is just like this lump And he posted it. It's this the blurry picture and he just said real picture Oh, um, and he's saying it's like an alien. He's saying it's an alien um, but if you look at it It is A shadow it comes from a man named ryan bledzo Um, but they're saying that they saw this kind of phantom weird shaped creature in a picture that they had

Well, they were just on vacation walking through and they so now tom DeLong is touting it that that's that be aliens and the thing about the ufo community is that for community That's been bare so long And then bear is so completely They find new ways to get embarrassed Every week and I think that that's I think that that's too bad, but um, you know good for you DeLong Keep at it

And I know now and now but the new structure of it because you know, they took all of these crowd funds They what's this but his company the two stars kind of the controversy, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And now he is fully the last one was a quarter one 2021 He is announcing to the excitement of everybody just how they're like Yes, we you know all with the testing of the meta materials all this kind of stuff But they are really really proud of the tv shows that they're launching this year And just how much stuff they're getting going on the production side

They are super super into it and you can't believe the clamor from the fans I am sure that there is nothing but clamor. All right. Well, let's move on from out of this world to very in this world Just quickly here. Uh, there's been a polish metal singer. Uh, he is with this band behemoth I know nothing about the politics of poland But I do know that this guy got in a bunch of trouble because he stepped on a picture of the virgin mary He has launched a defense fund his name is adam darski Which doesn't sound nearly freaking as cool as I believe his name is nergal Yeah

Poland is very conservative very conservative. He is appealing against his conviction. Uh, poland I guess has very Very strict blasphemy laws. There's a lot of shit going on in poland Um, this is something that really triggered those said laws. He says for over it. This is uh, nergal He says for or unless you want to do it in your accent, Henry For over a decade. I have been prosecuted. They prosecuted at the hands of the polish legal system The time for capitulation is over. Whoa, nergal. He is getting extremely serious. They say he's been Oh, and he's got one that one boot on the virgin mary. Look at that little boot I am the cutest little point-to-toe boot

You know this country in america we have our issues But the nice thing is this wouldn't even make the back page. Nobody cares. I mean it reminds me We forget shanaid o'connor. She ruined her career by tearing up the picture of the pope fully blackball That's a part of the reason why lord michael's is one of the evil most evil forces Flicking entertainment business. She was shut down because of that. But you know what's so crazy, Henry I mean, I remember watching that episode live and literally it was simply cool. That's all right. Cool. Fuck yeah doc So it's great the cool. I guess the interesting irony of really strict blasphemy laws is this guy did nothing He stepped on a picture of the virgin mary. You might as well. It's a picture

You can it's no different than stepping on the ground. It's a picture. I think in 2024 in america The conversely in america in 2024 We might like I could see us possibly having a president Who has like open pictures of their asshole on the internet? You know what I mean? Like that's where we're at Which I'm excited for I hope that that is true. I hope that we have like Full on like you know those people have crystals like embedded in their faces and they're just like full on they're like They're all things and once like a full pan person. I want that person to be president

I agree a full by the way a team of rivals inside of yourself. I love that Um, yes, the conviction he was convicted it came after the conservative legal group Ordo Uh, they uh, they organized something they got something called the patriotic society and they said that nurgle had offended This is true. Nurgle had offended four people That's a fucking losers speaking of offending people. I do have to clarify one thing I was listening to the last last podcast on the left episode Alistair Crowley part three And I made a joke about people with face tattoos and I do want to clarify

I love people with face tattoos and that shouldn't stop you from succeeding in all of your goals and all of your dreams I completely agree simply just a bit of a joke there because we do our ribs here. So All done in good fun. That's what I say This is a what an expert for religious studies told prosecutors They said treading with the shoe on the image of the mother of god as an offense against religious feelings It's fake It's fake So anyway, yeah, he uh, whatever they literally she's a story book character

Yeah, the singer has faced multiple previous lawsuits and I don't know what he might as well be It's like it's just being just as mad if he put a boot on the face of like steven urkel It doesn't matter. It's the same level. Anyway, it looks like he's just going to be fine But uh any hoot, you know what again because over there like it's like aren't they it's like 47,000 Croy bulls that's like 999 in american dollars. I don't know what happens in poland I don't know. I have to go to the fatherland. I have to go. I can't wait. I know. I actually love poland I hope we can still go we're just I'm sure people agree with us in poland that they're a little strict on the religious rules Because again, it's like making it's like a Scientology ran the show

It's ridiculous people need to have freedom But you'd be surprised what we could get away with if we had Scientologist president Well, well as president but not as religious leader, perhaps who knows But nurgle you almost have to thank the strictness of the society though because this makes you look metal And all you had to do was really do nothing one boot one one boot So on a picture of somebody that doesn't even if mary was still alive in heaven She probably would think it was a bad picture of her anyway. So step on it. Yeah, she like Uh, I look so fat in there. I was just postpartum. I just got done giving birth to the lord

All right, here's a story that we're gonna be tracking I think for a while because this is not uh, this is about I think that We vaguely talked about it when this first happened I'm not quite certain because it was really mysterious, but it was one of those like fun like, huh I wonder how this is gonna play out and it played it as exactly as I imagine it would Um, south dakota attorney general He's claimed he hit a deer. Oh, yes, February 2020 jason reimsensburg, right? He was charged with these reimsburg He was charged with three mr. Miener accounts, right because what he said was that he was driving away from a fundraiser at night

He certainly wasn't hammered And he got into a wreck right and then he said oh in that panic of it He said he wasn't paying attention. He's like that's what he's like. I'll agree. I was looking at my phone Oh, and that's the biggest crime, isn't it? Yeah, he hit we said it was his d. He said I hit a deer and so but he's like in cleansing It's just isn't the spirit of my home of my my my home I'm gonna go back the next morning And make sure that this deer is not a danger that this carcass of this deer

Does it happen to be a danger to anybody else? And what do you know when he got back there? What what it was a dude It was oh, so this guy's a dumb Ted Kennedy Joe he he was a man, right? But then he called the cops immediately And they came and he said oh, there's no way Obviously, and they're like well, you're the South Dakota attorney general. You're my boss and he's just like no What are you talking about where buddy's here? There's a team. It's a team. Um, but then apparently Tuesday night new evidence has come out. So in my mind. I was like he obviously killed this man

He decided to sober up and come up the next day and report it at the very least at the very least a hit and run Sure, yes Um, I still think it should be yes the flea he fleed Um, but apparently um when they went through the investigation of all the shit He said he didn't know was this petition and said apparently that they um They found a pair of the dead man's glasses in the inside Of the the dakota south attorney the the south dakota attorney general's car. All right, so how

And you know how we found his glasses how because um, they showed the look at of the they said that his face Went through the windshield And shot his glasses off of his face Into the car. Okay So, um, it wasn't like the glasses were picked up by a wind And thrown in through the driver's side window of the car They were entered in through the windshield as he drove through the man We live in a nation where you're innocent until proven guilty. Is it possible

that a deer Was wearing the same glasses that this man was wearing because you bought him at the deer sunglass store the glass store You tell me this fucking deer is a better vision plan than I do Maybe maybe and that is what led to the glasses being in the car And I don't think that's the case if you're ravensborg. I gotta say this Clean your freaking car out Before you go make up the lie He's a fucking moron if you watch the glee filled interrogation

Like video. It's pretty pretty great. And so because he asked him He basically said like so there are these glasses found in your car. What do you know? What should we do like where these are your glasses that he like he did that very classy lawyer thing being like By glasses you mean like every man through his life has many Types of glasses. I remember the first time I was given a pair of glasses, you know, like it's something Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but this these man's glasses. These are vestman joe joseph bofer. These are joe's glasses Um, that means that his face came you through your windshield one investigator told mr. Ravensborg Um, mr. Ravensborg. I did not see those glasses until you showed them to me

And then the officer said well the only way for them to get there It's through the windshield. So his face Was in your windshield and then mr. Ravensborg says I did not see him I did not see anything. I did not know I did not know it was human I didn't know at the very least mr. Ravensborg needs to be indicted for being the worst driver in human history If he didn't know that when something goes through your windshield, even if it was a deer I tap the brakes pull over and just see what hell would see what the hell happened right then and there Although it is South Dakota. It is freezing the only possible explanation that he didn't know

Was that mr. Ravensborg was fucking blackout drunk? And did not know that is the only way you know because like what do I not know when I'm blackout drunk But like oh you ever wake up, you know, you wake up and you're like, where did that whole order of tater tots? I got like where did that go and you'd be like, oh, I I ate this I shame ate this over a toilet You know like that's the that's how he's viewing. He's like, whoa Whoa, like everything he's done such a good job though whenever they show them new pieces of evidence. He goes Whoa, he at least pretends to be surprised. Yeah, and obviously this is breaking down politically as well But both parties no way don't seem to think that he deserves to be imprisoned. Perhaps he does perhaps he doesn't I don't know

He murdered a man Again, perhaps he does perhaps he doesn't but everyone does seem to agree that he doesn't need to be the attorney general anymore Oh, yeah, so now they're trying to make him not be attorney general anymore Let's see how he goes. I mean like it just shows shows how much fun this and we just Our politicians can really just do whatever the fuck it is. They want can't this guy is really can do whatever they want This guy is pulling all the tricks to mr. Ravensborg. He's like, I did not know until the next day. I did not know I'm a military guy. You do not leave people on the battlefield. You do not leave people behind. It's like that really is nothing You made it a battlefield, dude

You made it a battlefield. This was just a normal day for that man while that man might have been drunkenly walking By himself at night on a dark road in South Dakota, which I'm saying is not great. You should wear deflector strip Oh, whatever shit like I don't know what you need But still when you see the it's the glasses. I think that really gets me It's the knowing that the man went through with a windshield and then him just like well Better get home Yep, got got a lot of stuff to do also if you are drinking and driving in South Dakota the odds that you hit somebody are quite

Quite rare, but you know just be freaking careful because we know I you never know you just never freaking know You really don't know and you just got to be careful. It's just such I you know la It's difficult especially with like lack of uberts, you know, you know, you drive around do stuff But it's you know drunk driving is bad. I'm saying Wow, you know what hashtag very brave hashtag very Henry um in South Dakota to be fair the Uber driver or cab company

They are probably on pcp So it is still south dakota so they'd be like welcome to methies meth mc mcab. I call it mcab I tell you what though. I never drink before I drive because I get drowsy But it's really important to get as much pcp in your system. So because everywhere i'm driving I feel like i'm in a turquoise emerald bridge. Ooh, that is freaking fun. All right Well, we have I'll I'll do hero of the week here in a second But one more story because we talked about pythons yesterday Henry. I'm sorry last week Yes, we have a lot of this the steak-based crime is here

I also want to put out the idea of like juror depardou apparently he's a fucking monster I didn't we all knew he was a wine-based monster, but I didn't know he was such a lick lick There's a lot of stuff going on in that world. Of course ti as well. There's a bunch of there's always news in that front juror depardou Uh up to no good indeed. Well, let's do this story on the python though, shall we? Because these parents apparently if you get a python and you have a couple of kids It is up to you to make sure that python doesn't kill the kids I feel yeah, I'm I think to be honest as a parent It's really up to you between most things killing your kids. Yeah, so this was uh parents are now being charged because they starved a python

And then that python ate their two-year-old. I'm just gonna say make sure that again the python is hungry They are now facing 35 years imprisonment It is uh charles darnall and jaren hair They had a albino burmese pigeon named gypsy And apparently it was really hungry and it curled around their two-year-old And it killed the baby and it's not good and they're looking at 35 years old In prison because they did it bad So that's that story. I don't really know where else to go with that. I do like the idea

Oh my god, by the way, never I'm sorry to interrupt you but Apparently when the when the python was trying to eat the baby They found her and they they found the python They stabbed the reptile several times with a six-inch knife with a meat cleaver to get it off of sheyana But it was too late to save her. This is a freaking horror movie dude. Holy fucking shit. Say horror movie. So what did they do? What so they they tried to kill the kids by snake They no they tried to kill the snake after the snake was attacking the child because of course they didn't want their kids to be killed They thought by starving it was gonna make the snake less dangerous. I don't know what they thought. That's the stupidest shit

I've ever heard. Well, this is what he said when he called 911. He was sobbing. He said the baby's dead Our snoop our stupid snake got out in the middle of the night and strangled the baby fucking christ I don't know. I thought this was purposeful murder No, well it is purposeful in the sense that they didn't take care and feed the freaking snakes so the snake was all hungry Oh my god Friends and family repeatedly offered to buy more secure quarters for the snake or to look after themselves Worried that Darnell and here were unemployed could not afford to feed it and concerned for the safety of sheyana But their offers were few as they're like we simply cannot take an offer of a cage

Because our snake is one of those free range gwyneth paltrow snakes It eats what we eat It lives how we live and we will not restrict its rights But this is the whole thing that pisses me off and I know every single snake lover out there listening right now It's going to agree with me People who love snakes. What do they love to do with the snake feed them? They love the ritual you feed them the mice You feed them the whatever bugs or whatever that is like snakes can cuddle you

Once they're full they can be very affectionate. Yes, just like polish men. Once you get a polish man fall He will cuddle with you until then I stop my grip. I stop my grip. That's the only way to do it Um, but this is according to Darnell's lawyer. She says this snake was no different than a family dog Well, that could seem strange. Some people like cats. Some people like dogs. Some people have rabbits Some people have hamsters. I've never heard of a hamster killing a toddler That's the difference, isn't it hamsters? They could have actually used a hamster or two to feed to the snake Either way, just make sure You have the ability to take care of whatever animal that you have and it seems to me like this snake

Probably should have just I don't know Ben and a zoo. Whoa, dude. The snake lived Gypsy the snake recovered from her wounds has been in the care of a wildlife center since the incident jurors will be shown photographs of the snake Doing the trial whatever and this is according to the prosecutor I don't want a circus. All right. The snake's not on trial here Anybody was worried that the snake was going to be imprisoned Well, it is but it's imprisoned in like a swedish Style very nice prison very nice prison. It's getting you absolutely get all the books it gets technically

I think in norway if you go to jail you get like one of those oculus like rift. They like you get one of those VR masks It's kind of fun. Yes, and of course, uh, they're each looking at a maximum sentence like that's a 15 years Oh, yeah, buddy. This is an old story, but yeah, anyway, it's interesting 35. They both they got 35 I think they got the full litany. All right. Let's do hero of the week Today's hero of the week is Andrew Mitchell He is a plumber who drove from new jersey to texas to help people and to lend a helping hand after that horrible storm Devastated the area. So once the harsh temperatures subsided

Plumber the plumber became an all-important piece of getting the community back up and running He saw this he knew that plumbing was bad in texas and he said in this era in this world in this time I am the superhero we need And he is this is what he told new jersey dot com. He says I always ask I always ask a customer what what they think is fair. What do they have to spare? That's what he had to say. He says I never try to take advantage of anybody for the trip He also brought along his two-year-old son Blake And mitchell's apprentice and brother-in-law isaac. So thank you so much for going down there and doing what you do

And helping out the people of texas one woman is a 71-year-old barbara benson Wow She he he helped her get her water working again and truly that can save freaking lives This is what she said she said for a woman living by herself You can get scammed easily and I was just pleasantly surprised It was like it was like somebody's watching out for me. And that is freaking true It's disgusting. The scams are so intense right now But seriously shit has just happened to my mom

I mean, that's more of a florida thing, but the she almost got scammed It's really really hard You have to look out for our older people because straight up they get uh, they they are targets Well, and even in the time of need when my little jerry, my little jerry bear ran Oh, he ran about he had a little journey for a few hours there And I posted it on all the stuff on la county and then I got a message being like we found jerry and I'm like, yay They didn't find jerry. They were scammers. Yep. They try to come for you. And then what did we do? We haunted them and we

Tortured them for days. You remember we knew that I think that's that nazi hunter movie you're talking about So andrew michael, thank you and thank you to everybody who went down to texas and helped out In their time of A. O. C. It was down there people doing a lot of kind of shows like I do I don't think that AOC did any plumbing. No, no, absolutely. I don't know. She's got nice shoes on Yeah, very nice But honestly to have this is for like straight up our texas listeners. We can't wait to be back there um Fast as fucking possible and we can't wait. Love you texas

Andrew michael, thank you for what you did from the great state of new jersey. We love your jersey as well So we love your jersey. Great work. Everyone helping out people in need. Okay. Here we go. We get a couple of listener emails Or we got a couple good ones here a couple of responses to this one a response to our alex ster crowley episode When we talked about what kind of noises the alex ster crowley may be make while he was bottoming marcus and I both insinuated he'd go like Yeah We actually we asked more about noises and sex magic in general and we got this really good response I'm so happy

the uh Long time practicing sex magic reader here to tell you that in my experience the sexy sex noises made during a sex magic ritual only Add to the atmosphere Again, this is only my experience so I can't speak for the efforts of others But the whole point of the ritual is to raise energy enough to bring the practitioner's intent to fruition The normal sounds of sex including and maybe especially vocalizations Add that effort not only in the same way that some people might use drumming chanting or singing to raise energy But also serves as a means to cheer all involved on

I'm sure some people enjoy dead fish every once in a while looking at you tom cruise. Yes. Whoa Got you tom cruise, but not in ritual Um that being said it's easy to get lost in the pleasure of the moment and lose sight of the goal when you're getting slammed By a big sexy beast or whatever you're into so you can see why some people might prefer everyone keep quiet Just stay focused Unfortunately, I somehow doubt those people are very fucking fond of parties that is right. Well, absolutely verbalize you and have a good time with it Yeah, knowing you're summoning the devil That's my sex noises

Wow the parades in town the parade is here. That's a very musical theater interpretation of sex I kind of like that. It's the sound of music, but with bush Oh I was listening to the most recent side stories when Ben crowned the latest hero of the week as a man who for three years has spent Lent drinking nothing but beer Well, this sounds like a fun tradition on the and although he is doing it to support his local businesses Drinking exclusively beer for Passover dates back to the Middle Ages In the early 1600s in Munich a group of monks were attempting to solve the problem of feeling hungry while they were fasting during the 40 days of

Lent during a lent you're not allowed to eat any food But you can drink liquids in certain places they are familiar with the process of brewing So they attempt they adapted a popular recipe for einbeke beer and production in munich at the time Their resulting product had a higher wort content and double the alcohol. It was known as a stock beer It was also very calorie dense coining the nickname bread beer One interesting story about this beer was that apparently the pope wanted to see what these monks were drinking and whether it was breaking fast or not When the beer had made the journey to him. However, it had spoiled And he tasted the spoiled beer. He decided that the monk should be punished by ordering them to only drink

Their stock beer during Lent Hey, all right. Well really interesting that makes a lot of sense. I'm gonna say this if you are a monk you created the rules Just change it back to be like you can have one you can have one fourth of a kitkat bar Absolutely another funny story This is really fun another story about this particular monastery is that they built the doors of the cafeteria to be specifically very narrow So if you drink too much of the quote-unquote bread beer, you literally weren't able to fit through the door Forcing the monks to fast until they fit I do love that. Yeah, that's one of those tails. I love that one. That's nice. That's what they've done

To make sure they stay thin This is a fucked up story that'll tell one more little alien one I work at a barbecue joint in south tennessee riding the corner with georgia in an area whose local tourism is defined Holy by civil war battlefields all in all it's a really grim area with some absolutely gorgeous landscapes We got two of those absolutely giant old hickory smokers built into the wall I was working the closing shift loading some brisket under the one of the rotating cradles within the smoker to be cooked until opening the next day Oh god, give it to me So I finished loading the cradle

I back out and I flipped the switch to lower the next one As the next cradle lowered it revealed the form of what appeared to be a burnt corpse It was huddled in on itself like in the fetal position And even though it only appeared to be somewhere in the area of four to four foot five inches It looked like it was stuffed painfully into the cradle The most upsetting part of it all is it seemed to be its skin It had taken on a burnt bark like quality not at all dissimilar to the slow cook pork we serve. Oh my smelled delicious

When I saw it I screamed and backed away And my manager he came running to see what the fuck was up and it took for time It took for me to go get to him and get for the smoker to start explaining to him He said the corpse had disappeared leaving behind an empty swinging cradle Flecked with bark that had stucked into its preview from its previous cook Whoa, all right. We got ourselves a burnt demon fetus baby out there be fair We're very careful the bar the barbecued demon from from what was it Georgia? Barbecued Union for tennessee and then this is the last one corroborating the other UFO

Webs the other UFO sightings. I'm an archaeologist working on a large survey in west texas and new mexico Last week four members of my crew were mapping an archaeological site an archaeological site in southeast new mexico When one of them noticed an unusual aircraft in the sky above them the whole team stopped and watched as a semi translucent craft breached like a whale Into and out of the sky the blue of the sky Appearing to come directly out of the blue of the sky Swing down in an arc and pull up and vanish into the blue again Oddly the object seemed to be too far low for this disappearance for it to be moving into the atmosphere

Also, the object made zero noise, but did leave a faint vapor trail in its wake These little arcs where it came into and out of this out of sight the team noticed two commercial Aircraft flying would appear to be higher above it like this object was appearing and disappearing in between the observers and the aircraft above The object was ascribed as semi translucent like looking at the moon during the daytime And at two paired wing assemblies that were short and swept back a day later One of the team had rendered what he saw and he had found a short article describing the same object in the same area Being described by the commercial pilots above the team who mentioned they thought it was a cruise missile And it was the same exact story that we just covered

That's cool. All right multiple different tales Of ufo's keep them coming side stories lpotl at gmail.com. Let us know what you Yeah, I think they're gonna be around for a while Let us know what you think and thank you all so much for listening to this episode. We have some exciting weed coming soon I don't know when it's coming, but it's soon. It is coming soon. We have seen the packaging and Henry and I both have said it is really beautiful and we are just it's awesome

I think you guys are really gonna dig it our tiny little babies are coming out of our pussies and we can't wait for you to have them Oh, we can't wake it. They are every package is dry. It's yes. They have to be to ship And also check out last podcast merch.com. We got a bunch of new merch on there those doggie things are really cute Those robes are cute Yes, and speaking of tennessee. I have the liberal rednecks on this week for top at and they are absolutely Adorable, I love the liberal redneck super great guys true and rage Trey and drew rather. I'm sorry. I just got to just got to know them and they're really wonderful guys Some place underneath our new show missing on about missing women

It's coming out to the host by Natalie jean and the amber nelson. It's coming out march 8th Yay, and dune cast with me and holds a mcnealy is coming out march 15th And I want you guys to know about dune cast is that for the first four episodes We're going to be breaking down the plot of dune dune one So be able to follow along if you haven't read the first one, but no we're going to jump off After that start getting to the weeds So you would say read the first dune. That's the pre-wreck and then that's the pre-wreck if you can And then know that we're going to try to explain as we go. Can I watch the movie?

Yes, watch all of the films and will that be better? Will that circumvent me having to read the book? We're doing no Yep, no you're forced to read them And then what we will do is we're going to have a whole episode talking about every piece of dune media And then holden and I are also going to do we're going to play the rpg of dune on the twitch as well I love it. You're just going to be so fucking filled with dune. I can't The whole world can't wait. They can't fucking wait, dude. So love the fact that dune cast Is going to explain some dune for you. I think you actually got that work cut out for you And you'll live every day now knowing the plot of dune so that you can act like you've read it

When people ask you or you can just be like, you know what fuck dune And then there's going to be people who are going to be really upset at you because you're going to find out that It's actually very good and it's actually more popular than you think it is and then oh and you laugh at people That you think oh, they don't get uh, you laugh at them because you don't think dune's a big deal But guess what dune's coming for you Dune's coming for you. It's coming for your family sort of more of a threat there towards the end All right, everyone. Thank you for listening. Hail yourselves. Hail satan. My ghost relations everybody. Hail me Be careful with your python feed your python. Please as a matter of fact if you're out there right now

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