Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Soder Stories

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

Henry and Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news with the help of very special guest Dan Soder! But first, the boys get prepped for Huntsville. THEN, Passengers spend four hours seated next to a dead woman on a Qatar Airlines flight, a Meme Coin Rug Pull ends with a deadly live stream, a Florida Man armed with a Chucky Doll is arrested for causing chaos, a severed human hand falls from the sky in Ireland, the boys open Elvis cards, Tour Dates, and more! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and get exclusive access to bonus episodes. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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I'm coming to Jacksonville, Panama City, Tallahassee, Marco Island, Dania Beach, Orlando, and Key West. So lock up your public subs and start singing the Miami Dolphins fight song because we're going to party like it's Florida baby. Tickets at eddytoons.com. The last on the left side stories That's when the cannibalism started side stories, yes Man I am getting more and more excited to go to Huntsville. I can't wait. We're going our way I can't't wait to do this I think one of my favorite things here it says is we are found really Very interesting, you know We asked last week to get any sort of recommendations of things to do in Huntsville and we were super excited

We're like, okay And we got a lot of messages and we're like so happy and one of my favorite one is this We said you got to come to Huntsville and you have to eat at Hildegard's well like oh, what's that? I'll tell the guards. Yes, don't sound very alabama No, it doesn't sounds really good and they said which I think is like it's I just like how they put it It's a local German restaurant that is deep roots in Huntsville since the great German influx on or about 1945 no, and my thing was is that, what is that, what is that some familiar?

And it's like, oh yeah, it's because the Operation Paperclip scientists that we purchased had to move to Huntsville. Did we purchase or take? Purchase. And then we move in to Huntsville, we made of Americans, and then think then think about this then I'm like now I'm super excited to go. Yeah only just because How good does German food have to be for ex-nazis? To sit and like it. Mmm. I mean like I'm not saying it's good that it serves Nazis And we made a schnitzel, dude.

We revamped them into Americans, so it doesn't really count. So because we we went to the moons on their back But if you look at this like this food looks so good and it has to be good because can you imagine serving it to Wernher von Braun and watching Wernher von Braun take one slice and him look at you and just be like We have a wood for someone like you and they're all like It's like shaking and stuff. He's like an excellent cook I love how it looks like all Alabama like they just cover it in gravy. Dude. That is what that's a vener schnitzel Yeah, exactly what vener schnitzel is. I love vener schnitzel. This is oh man. We're gonna eat all over this Welcome to Side Story. My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Fuck you. I want to talk about the shit me too, man

And I do I understand that it might be some people might be upset about it But I just love the concept of what they just called local German influx after 1945, which is if that was just sort of Coincidence was it? I mean like how many like what? I mean, we've got a really good question like it's probably like what like probably like 10 science I'm guessing this is me just like guessing out of the top of my head. I'm guessing scientists and their families So it's probably like a hundred people it says how many scientists? 1600 German scientists engineers and technicians the United States from 1945 to 1959. They took us to the moon, baby, because they had the eye and the price. These guys' operation, we went, that's what gave us our big advantage over the Soviet

Union. Yes. And these guys went straight to Huntsville. And that's kind of nice, honestly, in a way, for them. It is a good place to stash a bunch of Nazis and no one's going to pay attention. No one cares what happens in Huntsville necessarily because they keep it a secret NASA never a straight answer. Mm-hmm All right. Well, yeah, they're all going downtown straight talk. But at least in the very end. Yes, we know horrible atrocities

For sure a world war All their fault, but still I want the bratwurst. I want bratwurst so bad I don't care who has to die for me to get it. Also, I don't, you know. I just don't care. I've recently, Julie showed me pictures of when she went to Germany recently, way before we were together, and she was like dressed in a bunch of like German lady clothes, you know, like the white shirt with the, you know, the chest teething a little bit.

You want to have sex with a humble figurine? She looks very good when we dress her like her people can we go side stories lpotl at gmail.com Can you send me where I can get a genuine? Beer wench outfit for Ed's wife yes, I have for sizes saved in my phone Can then can I get one for me yes? Cuz I'm gonna buy one random stand next door I mean you would look good as a little boy dressed as a little German boy. You don't think I don't got the fucking What's German you got calves? What's German for breasts?

Titzel Yeah, I got crazy Bruce Bruce. Yeah, man, I got fucking Bruce. This is how the fucking I got a day I fucking got sighs. Yeah, I die. Oh, I got sighs die Bruce's and you could just go. Yeah, you slapped me into that These are these of age women. I just found your Yeah, I think I think I'm finally gonna roleplay. I am I'll be a little Jewish, you know like Running from you know hiding in the know, hiding in the woods. So you're going to be Adrian Brody from The Brutalist?

No, I'm thinking more Daniel Craig from Defiance. I'm just going to say anybody that survived WW2 in its way and was of the Jewish persuasion, Eddie, I'm going to say this in the most gentle way possible. You might need to lose a couple of pounds. Oh well, you know, so it was needed to cook. See if you dress as this, you see this is a later Hosen. See I don't want to dress as a German. I want to be like, I need a hat.

Yeah you want to dress in a Holocaust uniform so that you can have sex with a weird, you know, weird fucking twisted fantasy that you want to do or you want to have Julie act like some kind of like Nazi sympathizer that you're having sex with because her tits are out. She's not a Nazi sympathizer having She's a Jewish sympathizer Because she's having sex with a Jewish man Yes, but no but a lot of them did that and then they would go and sell them out Yeah, like Ilsa the she dog of the the furor I wouldn't let them touch her But she's German. Yes, Rosing. Well, this is a lot. Well, so what does this say sexual sexy Nazi role-playing? Okay

As long as you're a proud Jew Can you I can't even I can't read it what does it say here? All right says there's nothing wrong with introducing Nazi role-play in the bedroom according to Josephine Dalton to Josephine Dalton. There's no Nazi role play! Journalist Mark Oppenheimer wrote about it. She's German! Not every German was a Nazi! Mark Oppenheimer's writing about this?

But he scolded the letter writer for being a self-hating Jew. Famous sex writer Dan Savage called on Oppenheimer, who is Jewish, to answer the unusual question on his blog Savage Love. The letter writer, a Jewish woman in her 20s, found herself in quite a pickle with her German lover Oh see, this is way different than what I'm trying to do She wanted to ask him to fulfill her Nazi roleplay fantasy, but was scared he would be offended yet. Of course. That's the fear Oh, yes, how long no, I have to wait. I'm talking about a German that hides the Jewish people. Oh Okay, that's different. You didn't set it up like that.

That's what I'm talking about. You didn't set it up like that. I'm working on that. I'm dealing with, this fantasy's being happening as in my mind, as in life. Why are you doing with me and Rob? You should be doing with your wife. Well, you know, I come, I cook the ideas around

and I present them to Julie later once they're fully cooked. See, this is good. Do you think that she's gonna be excited that you and I worked out your Nazi role play with her? Nazi era role play You're gonna have to go and do that with her you're gonna have to go discuss that and say Henry loves this idea Yeah, like the second like anybody. Yeah

On the show. Yeah, Henry really was excited for this idea I bought her a German hat once like one of like the ones that kind of look like Peter Pan A little bit she wasn't happy about it. She didn't like it. No, but you want your day Yeah, a hat it's not a sexy article of clothing. I'm not trying to take it Well, it is if it's the only thing you're wearing Actually, no, I find strange Can you imagine that? I don't know why I don't know what it is about like again, it's a nude woman I'm already I'm engaged I don't really why I don't know what it is about like again. It's a nude woman. I'm already I'm engaged

I don't really care but something about a nude woman just the top hat on it with just a Peter Pan hat on actually I'm looking at this Rob. Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, because it looked like she's She's like a little girl that got transformed magically into an adult And that she's still the little girl on the inside. Hold on you weren't a lost boy She's still the little girl on the inside. Hold on you weren't a lost boy Now she's a found woman yep, she is he found her and well, I'm really glad we we explored that So this is but we can't wait They have the local mill art center, yeah, lots of artists and studios

Galleries to check out. I have a record store to make cigar box guitars Huntsville space and Rockets Center than that. We know they won't let us in we've already asked and they said no Yeah, they won't the NASA said Henry can't come I can't go anywhere I can't know right cuz you can't right? What was the last time you actually Oh, I come. Yeah. I come my friend. Don't you worry about that. I it'll come out. It was, it was what NASA told us. No, it was DC NASA. So maybe Alabama NASA has as smaller scruples. Technically the LA was the California NASA said said that they might But our connect there got a new job. And so yeah, so I are our LA NASA connect got a new job So we can take us somewhere. I'm excited about this, but we do have to take a plane there and it's been horrible out there for planes Yeah, and I did want to bring up this one story. Okay. I've heard something about this several times

Which is you know that if you die in the air There's really not much they can do for you. No. It's how Carrie Fisher died. She had a heart attack on the airplane Yeah, yeah, no one did anything Well, I think they punched her in the chest a bunch of times they tried to bully under no Can't believe that they would do that, but this sometimes it happens and honestly these people all traumatized But I actually think it's kind of fun. It's amazing. She couldn't force the plane to land right? Yeah, she could have She wanted to she could have taken the rebellion to the god No this story some people say they are they're all traumatized, but I actually think it's kind of funny

Okay, Mitchell ring and Jennifer Colin were on a Qatar air airways flight from Melbourne to Doha the Qatari capital last week Okay, but ten hours into the flight a woman exited the restroom collapsed and died right in front of them. That's very horrible That's horrible And they say according then they did everything they could you know, they pumped her legs fished her on her mouth They kissed her a bunch. Yeah, and she never came back Hello upside down go all everything you do to a woman sometimes also with a woman too if you ever I mean This is a tip out. This is for I don't want anybody. I don't want anybody to push back Yeah, I don't think that you never get pushed back. No if you want to wake up a woman who's asleep or is dead Twist them like radio dials. Yeah,. That's how you know if she's dead

Alright now every time. There's a fresh dead woman always do that Try to change the volume on her yeah, that's all yeah, and sure that's how you get that Show you find out when they're not because most people will respond to that mm-hmm All right, so can't do that in the air you got to turn the air You got to put it on airplane mode you do you're right? So they did everything they could according, then they said they looked a little frustrated Right so they didn't know what to do is that which I don't really know is I guess because her body was right there Yeah, because my thing is sure he paid for a seat

Just you should put the dead woman back in the seat she paid for well. They didn't put her in the seat She paid for no they decided because she might have been of the larger persuasion. It seems that they physically could not get her back to her seat. So they just plopped her in the seat that was open next to this couple. So they said straight up, can you move over, please?

They said yes, no problem. And then they just placed that lady in the chair that they were just sitting in. So she just laid there, absolutely dead. Well, Qatar Airways is not Delta. No, it's not. But Qatar also, you're in the middle, you're over the Atlantic Ocean.

So I do understand why you have to, well, I guess no, you have the Indian Ocean. But it's like, I understand why you can't necessarily land. No, you can't't so they said the couple The couple of somewhere else to sit well This is the worst part is that they got stuck in they got stuck in while the because it cuz this is the thing Was the lady the lady was really big let's put it this way. I think that some people maybe not me but

If a body was placed next to me I think that some people might be very reticent to get near it or go past it me I'm straddling the thing if I have a zegashin. I don't know. I'm just going alright. I know it's dead. Okay. I know she's dead Go by I'll give her the little papal was doing the dead body thing and like shitting and puking I don't pissing and stuff the dead body thing. Yeah, you know like it's like a dance move Well, I mean when someone dies you just like shit yourself. Yeah, you ventilate. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, she she probably she could have definitely well tell me she just came out of the bathroom. So I think she was empty. Oh And then she came that's what was keeping her alive. Oh

Sad that sad I should think about that. No, hopefully I don't have a shit that keeps it's keeping me alive inside of me Oh, yeah, you got one. You never know what's gonna come. Oh, wow. That's scary to me. I have a question Okay, what would you guys rather sit next to a dead person for four hours or a screaming baby for four hours dead person? I think yeah, the first hour would be kind of tough. But once you get used to it, it's just a dead person Yeah, they're just sitting there. It's not it'd be different of the dead But the dead person haunts you forever the baby you get relief as soon as you're not by it anymore Is it just odd to say that I don't think it would haunt me at all? Yeah I think that I'm on a plane and there's different rules

I think that if I saw someone die in front of me, I saw someone die in front of me in an emergency room I have I watched someone collapse and that did end the panic attack that I was in there for Because I realized I shouldn't be in the emergency room. You're fine. Yes, and then I've seen dead body I saw a dead body in the train And I'm not really that Scarred by it. Well, the thing is I didn't go to war. No. Well, yeah, those were normal dead bodies They weren't like hacked up or anything like that. I think this woman I don't know why they put her in that seat. Why don't just put her in a bathroom

I think they just shut the door I think they just are trying to get her in a seat cuz they want her corpse lying like a log in the center of The fucking aisle. Yeah, I think they wanted to plop her in her with seats as some form of respect I imagine I don't know. I don't know though cuz I mean definitely if here's more than one bathroom, you jam her in the bathroom, you shut the door so no one has to see it. That's exactly what you do. No. Yeah.

No. Yes. Or you find a way to put her down with the luggage. So she stays cold. That would actually be nice. Or you put her up in the galley, where you can literally cover her in ice. Well, we've already established you can't, like, we're you put her up in the galley where you can literally cover her nice Well, you can't we've already established you can't like we're not lifting her up Well, yeah, yeah, but they could ask people to help. I've had someone help

I've had the is there a doctor on a plane on a flight before but they said the worst part was that when they were stuck After the flight emptied they were not allowed to leave their seats because they had to wait until the medical officer came on and worked on the dead body as they were stuck next to it because they didn't want to cross over the body. They just wanted to make sure that she was actually dead, I imagine. Yeah, we again, twist the nipples, slap her face a bunch.

Like that's a big thing, you don't do that a lot. In old timey movies, remember how they used to do that a lot? There was a lot more like slapping people. Yeah Oh, yeah, you're hysterical. They slap you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, it's not allowed anymore But probably working a couple occasions, but if I thought that you know, you just give a fucking couple jabs to the fucking dead body It's not living but again, but at that point she's dead. She's dead dead Yeah, so we're ours, but don't worry They said they went on to complete their trip to Venice Italy because they said, you know, they're pull

Yep, they said they're really trying to make trip to Venice Italy because they said you know that people yep They said they're really trying to make the best out of a really hard situation mm-hmm But you know they just moved on but he said you know we're on holiday So we're just trying to have a good time. I'm what are you gonna do go home? We're going to Italy that's what I'm telling my fucking wife being like hey listen Yeah, we saw a corpse today But guess where we're gonna see another corpse if I have to lose all these thousands of dollars on the fucking trip to Venice We just man. I hope they didn't miss their connection

Yeah Hopefully Qatar Airways good guitar Qatar Airways over. I don't know I Think it's Qatar. I think it's Qatar They didn't give them anything after this nothing no when are you Well, when are you gonna go back to Qatar? What are they in Hamas? Qatar Airways it goes all over that area of the world. Oh, okay. Because that's what that's probably the flight that they had to connect to connect over to Italy. That's a long flight, Melbourne, Europe. Yeah, no for sure for sure. You got to stop somewhere. Yeah

in Europe. Yeah, no, for sure. For sure. You got to stop somewhere. Yeah. From the boogie down streets of Queens to a pile of beans, a new cup of piping hot, Polish Italian Java, last podcast on the left and Spring Hill Jack Coffey are rising from the rubble with the new brew. Butterfly dudes, blue-eye blend. Nothing to do with any moth-based entity, don't even think about it. This is a butterfly dude. Don't mind the blue eyes, he's just Caucasian. Our new proprietary roast might seem eerily similar, but don't let your tongue deceive you. It's a Butterfly Dude roast. This is the Butterfly Dude's Blue-Eye Blend. Entirely delicious and not just the same beans. Butterfly Dude's Blue-Eye Blend. From the I blend from the cocoon to your room. Well, we learned nothing, have we? No. And now it's time to have one of our favorite people on the face of the planet join us.

Yeah, baby! Very, very excited. We have a guest in studio. His name, Stan Soder. Live from North Lake. Ladies and gentlemen, this man to my right, we just appeared on his podcast. Yes. So as is the custom of all comedians across all nations,

we then invited him to be a part of our podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the incredible New York based standup comedian, Dan Soder. Yes! That is so funny That really is our only tradition in comedy. Yeah, it's like I have prepared the couch for us to podcast You showed me your podcast and now I will podcast with you disregard my roommate Sorry if the TV's loud he's going through something tit for tit. Yeah, it's great. I love being here I love being at the last podcast

The studio is our evil. This is fucking unbelievable Unbelievable, who's your favorite killer on our wall over? Uh, I mean Casey Anthony easily look at that smile also know she's getting away with it dude when you guys did the episode Because this is and I've said this but it's true This is the only podcast I consistently listened to and I have for years But the Casey Anthony one you guys did where the cops go into her job Dude, and she's just leaving them around like like she worked at Universal Studios and did not is the craziest shit I've ever heard it's some of the things that in this show are just a gift

It's like a gift where you find out like I mean obviously it's why we do this Sure that when you start like opening up the hood and looking into the actual details of these people's lives It's fantastic the idea of like a pathological liar's life is an amazing Labyrinth, yeah, and it is it's a fun circus Remember you've you've been with one right? I've I've met pathological liars and what's crazy is when you think you have them nailed down They like squirm out. Oh, yeah, and that's what's amazing about her is that scene specifically that I'm talking about is they had her nailed down They got to an end of a hallway and she was like I've never worked. I don't work here

They go alright well that doesn't mean you murdered your daughter It's just wild yeah, it was that is So it's fun to be in the studios and like look around to be like, oh, look at all this. So all the fans that are listening, I'm taking this experience, this experience is for you as well. He shat already. I did, I went in and I touched myself, but in a piss sense, not in a sexual sense.

Did you get a chance to masturbate to the Jack? I always have to. Did Jackie try to scoop up JFK's brains? Yeah, I go. Oh fuck By the way, I went to the grassy knoll for the first time. Oh, congrats. Did they remove the X? No I think because of the because of your guys's look at all the conspiracy theories I believe that's how I arrived to my belief that it was the Secret Service member in the jump seat So the Cadillac and it was too early in the Secret Service's life that they could admit that they made a colossal Fuck up like that. I will not believe that a juicy secret of

We killed JFK could have ever lasted long enough because what do we know about CIA guys as soon as they're sick they start telling Soon as they think they'll have a bad cold and they're so serious things up like we definitely killed some people in Serbia Can I get you anything Richard he goes I would love some chicken noodle soup also we did it by the Luther King, Jr Also, we did it by the Luther King Jr. That was us. And she goes, what? It's a head cold. He goes, I just had to tell somebody in case this goes. Yeah, in case this goes completely terminal.

It was me with the sniper rifle. I shot him on that balcony in Memphis. I just can't believe that the secret would ever lay that long. No, it wouldn't. Have you all ever hung out there and walked around, though? No. You haven't? No, I worked in Fort Worth at this hotel where he stayed at.

I was working the hyenas, jealous. Okay. The hotel they put you up at is very loud about like, this is where JFK stayed the night before he got assassinated. Like every elevator bank, every floor, they're like, JFK stayed here before he got assassinated like every elevator bank every floor they're like JFK stay there before he gets shot they scream it but I never went to the grass well like the Watergate in DC now it's all super cute yeah they're all like like the main bar at the it's called like the break-in that's what I was gonna say break into comfort I am not a crook. You're like, that doesn't even make sense.

What do you mean? You're a hotel key, it's a flashlight. You should. But the, so I was behind the fence on the grassy knoll, and I'm looking at the X, it's a perfect shot. Well, that's what they're saying. It's the perfect shot. It really is.

So when you go and stand there, it's just like, it's even like a good prop, like it's perfect. Yeah. When you went this time, did you see what I loved about? With the first time I went to Dealey Plaza was the conspiracy theory buskers. Oh very They try and like take you around and show you that's their ghost tours, dude It's the best it's they stay they stand on the grassy knoll with like lanyards and like piles of newspapers And then they're just on loop.

It was just all black men when I went. I know exactly, it's the same guy. He comes up to you, he just starts kind of saying the beginning of the story, right? And then he's like, if you want to hear the rest, that'll be $15. And then you're like, you can pay the man $15. Marcus and I did it. We paid him money. And then we both sat with this homeless man as he described the events of the conspiracy theory,

and then we started pushing back, and then we're now talking with the man, and then he's yelling at us, being like, you don't know better than me, you don't know better than me, and we're all like, I'm sorry sir, like I just, we're just visiting, this is just, this is an important place for our relationship.

The thought of you looking at the grassy dole and then a guy with a cigarette bouncing in the corner of his mouth going, you know that's where they did it. And you look and you go, excuse me? And that's how he gets you in. That's how they train each other. They go, it's the opening line.

It's the opening line. Jackie shouldn't have worn gloves that day. What? What did you say? Well, let's sit down right here on my knee and I'll tell you a little tale about a man from Boston. A lot of Irish brains spilled on that X. And you go, oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. I declare. Tell me more. Now I'm glad that you even said this because this is, I'm so glad to have you here. I'm glad to be here. Because cuz this is I'm so glad to have you here I'm glad to be here because you get Hughes on billions for us And he knows like even just you heard that like even just saying that about the pitch, right? Like he knows all about the pitch. It's and what you got to do to get in there dastardly people. Oh, yeah, dude

I mean, you know, I worked as I did head hunting for a very small period of time and I was fired immediately in if you wanted to, your character from Wolf of Wall Street might have hired my character from Billions later on. Very similar in the idea of doing the stockbroker as idiot. Yes. Which is fun. Yes, it's very fun to just go like, hey, what if you're a complete moron, but we're very rich

Yeah, all of them and then you find out that's literally the heart of all of the stockbroker king like industry is all fat fucks from Queens So confidence where there should be none. It's the same guys that with that failed cop exams Like became stockbrokers, but it does work, but how do you feel about crypto? I don't know what it is. I don't trust what it is It seems like there's a lot of people that are just getting absolutely Just wrecked. Yeah, they buy these like mean coins the one I know the most famous one is the hawk to a girl Oh hawk to a girl and then she was she finally made her chair her very tear-filled

Apology because she didn't understand she-filled apology cuz she didn't understand She just didn't understand she didn't know how to a girl. This is innocent. I do believe that she had no Someone I do believe that I don't think it was a Kaiser so's a thing where she goes And then she walks off and she goes excellent Talking about blowjobs in the street to stealing millions and you being the person what a bond villain I didn't expect to see you miss sucks me Little known secret, I'm actually a hero's actual.

Oh, there's nothing that drives me wild like a little hillbilly girl. It seems as if you, yeah, the rug pole with her, and you're right, I don't think she knew what she was doing, but I also did not feel like there were any victims in this. No, it's only idiots idiots only idiots lost their money But now this is this is why I wanted to bring this up this even the subject is because this this story really made me laugh Now this comes from Twitter. I don't know if you're aware. Okay. It's an app

Crypto trader known as Mr. Fuck you Shot himself live on Twitter. Have you not heard about this yet? No. It's great. It happened yesterday. We keep meeting under these crazy circumstances. Oh yeah, by the way, right before we even get to the story, when you had us on the show, the Luigi Mangione shooting happened like hours.

Hours before, so everyone was like, why didn't they go harder in the paint on Dan Soder's show? And I was like, it's because we didn't know what the fuck was happening. The body wasn't tagged yet Legitimately. Yeah, you guys came over at like 1130 a.m. The murder happened at 630 a.m So there's chance he was still en route to the morgue. Oh, yeah, I'm fluent was not in that CEO yet It wasn't cool. Yeah But so so you can hear it a little bit back

All right So take it back a crypto trader known as mr. Fuck you he shot himself live on Twitter after losing his last $500 and a meme coin rug pull on Friday night now what he said this complete utter chode What does that mean by the way? I don't know what a coin rug pull I'm going to say they took his beam coin from him What they do is pump up a coin a fake crypto version of a coin, right? They pump it up They all put the money in and the goal is to get out and sell

Right at the very top which normally happens within about 8 to 12 hours. So Now is everyone trying to sell when they get to that top. It's a No matter what a stock. Yeah, yeah. It sounds like no matter what. It's like you know we're short of stock. I believe it's like that. So no matter what, people are gonna get fucked. Yes. Yes.

Or if you're in at the end. If you know it beforehand. Showing up at the end of the gangbang. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is everything so soupy? Oh my God, someone, can we put the air conditioning on? Does anyone got a towel? It's also, yeah, you go, it's warm, but it's also kind of like damp in an unsettling way.

She's alive. Would you like some cortisone? I just, you just sit down next to her head, are you sleepy? That is, so that's cryptocurrency. That's cryptocurrency, yes, yes. And it's literally cryptocurrency. It's that guy being like, well, I'll still take my turn. I guess I'll kiss you.

But this guy, he says, okay, he says he wanted to, I guess, promote this new meme coin, so he had a revolver in his hands and he says, if I die, make me a meme coin. The gun then misfired Twice and then on the third time it blew his fucking brains out And then it shot the brains out of the back of his head at which then and then the stream lasted for another 30 minutes as Guess what happened the meme coins started getting printed to the immediately did a bunch of them because he was also known as I'm really poor online This is him with an AK 47 and a fedora

There's exactly how I imagined mr. Fuck you both in life and in death. What it is a cheap shitty gun Yes, it is a was that was that was that a Kalashnikov? It's an AK that is an egg without a stalk Yeah, without the back end of it. So you see what they sing right here according to mr. Fuck you his life He also went by I'm really poor. He's 23 And he said he was going through through some mental health struggles Obviously they some believe that the community in the community believe the suicide was tied to a breakup as he used to talk about his Shorty, but suddenly he stopped referring to her no more shorty No, it's about two weeks ago, and then it turned into a full of meme coin circus you have a thing called mr. coin with the

developer sending him 70% of the total split supply just before his death and then reactors and crypto Twitter were actually really interesting because a lot of people were of course like just jumping in so a lot of people made money on meme coins based upon his death in the moments after his death. That is literally the reason that Damien Lewis's character in Billions is a horrific person is because he was trading as 9-11 was happening. That's the idea, right? And that's the exact same thing

that these people were doing. Oh yeah. Tragedy strikes and people go, make money off it. Oh yeah. The only part, and this unfunny situation obviously someone took their own life It's kind of funny. It's funny that he took three times that he went like this I just think there we go. I don't mind this trend. I think that this could be Continuous like we could lose some

be a continuous, like, we could glue some grandpa extras. Yeah, grandpa, what was cryptocurrency? You go, it was quite the watch for about 10 years. And then they all die. I just feel like it's a, what are we gonna do? Because I know it's the idea of like, money's fake anyway. Yeah, sure. And then crypto's like a new fake money.

Yes. And so now we're supposed to all believe in the new fake money, but also it's making people kill themselves. But if he was gonna kill himself anyway, why shouldn't people make money? That's a good point. A true businessman.

What a capitalist. He goes, I'll tell you this. Train him. What are the resources here? Can we take them? How do we buy in? I think it's like, the thing about, yes, all money is, and I mean, you could go further and say,

like, once we got off the gold standard, then all of a sudden, now money truly means nothing. Once we stop giving shells for blow jobs, then everything's been downhill. Money's not real. Everything goes crazy. Money's not real. And it's proof that money's not real.

But this is like the most manipulated, like, up and down, and I guess it is similar to the stock market when you see stuff happen and then all of a sudden Everyone's like money's down money's up but this is just like so warped and crazy and it is silly because it's called like the Like sloppy top coin. Oh Hundreds of thousands of dollars even millions of dollars are getting slapped around with these dumb shit little things Which is the it seems like the smoke screen. I brought this up a little bit in our Anders Bravik series

But I do feel like this is my it's like a boomer situation here that I'm forced into yeah where several very big studies showed about how memes Radicalize young men faster than any other form of media. That's great. That's because we hate to read. It's because memes, making it funny, and making it palatable, make it extremely easy for it to slide in, and then,

how does this sound familiar? It's only a joke. I'm just saying it's just a funny thing that I'm doing. This is just, I'm doing it like. I wasn't serious. Yes, and the problem is that if nobody ever is serious Eventually you're going to it changes your worldview in a way eventually if nothing is remotely sacred all of a sudden You're 21 year old making money off of some dipshit suicide

Yeah, because it's because you can well because memes turned you into the Joker yes where nothing is connected and everything is like okay I'll just kill everybody and become a goon Lord you do you become a good lord it really and it's these young guys are like well I can make a life-changing amount of money Yeah, I mean do the craziest thing is when Trump did that right before his inauguration And you're and you're like listen I am I hate all politicians I think they're all scumbags, but if Obama tried doing that they would have bled out of their dick. He would have been they would have set him on fire If it had gone, I've got a pretty good one. It's called the berry corn Now the berries up and by the way, everyone's feasting. Everyone's eating. Everyone eats

on this. We all up team and then you run polls. I don't know what happened. I'm going to bed. You know me. I gotta get, I'm going to play some basketball. I gotta get it. I gotta hit the hay. Well, how much money was made on this meme coin? Whoever, whoever held the Trump coin, like someone had like a, like a lot of it, which is also funny because they announced the coin during a crypto, that crypto conference that Snoop was performing. Yes. So Snoop was the distraction where they're like, he's like, Hey, Hey y'all, y'all crypto

tizzles ready to hear some rap hisses That's actually a very interesting way to put it I actually do wonder if it is even like that like literally like Snoop's gonna now do 15 minutes. You want to hear gin and juice live and we're literally going to short this in the next 15 minutes Like we're gonna get this done. Seven of us are about to make 60 million dollars each. Yeah within two hours Yeah, oh, yeah, everybody else he's sick, but I just more it was just looking at him, too It just looks like such a fucking you know How do you say like does anybody look at their baby when it first comes out of their vagina? And they look at them in the bassinet and be like my son one day is gonna commit suicide on Twitter Face of somebody that would wait to take something as sexy as Bud Dwyer and make it not cool.

Yeah, buddy, come on. At least Bud Dwyer did, like, local corruption and was like, he had, like, a ton of shit against him. He wasn't just like, my girlfriend left me and I'm not making any money. Now, if all of you are afraid of guns... Which I just don't even understand. It's like the story of every person who's ever made it. Yeah. It's like, that's the buddy, I mean, if he had just, well, I don't know if. It's like the story of every person who's ever made it. Yeah, it's like that's the buddy

I mean if he just won't I don't know if you can get gold chains and a gun, but you're wearing a ten dollar hat Well, I can aggravate it. That's a rich boss hat. Yeah That's like these kind of pictures that kind of like I'm broke as fuck, but then what was his other name is like I'm really poor. I miss the fuck you and I'm really poor. So look at those two emotions Right. He's sad and he's angry. That's bipolar. Yeah, that's like He's that he wasn't like mr. Angry isn't bipolar. I'm just saying that when he's sad. I'm really poor Yeah, when he's up when he's mad, mr. Fuck you mr. Fuck you. That's where he puts the foot or does that mr. Fuck Right there

Really poor with the Louis Vuitton hats of the side Yes, because he is poor because he spent $1,000 on a stupid hat hate when people shave the top of their mustache It's really great you Unless you're John Waters, you have to be a professional homosexual to have a pencil-thin mustache. You are not allowed. Or you better fuckin' own a haunted house. Yeah, go then.

You better have a haunted house. That's so funny, just going, what are you doing? Taking care of the top mustache? She's like, that's weird, buddy. It's like 1925. Oh, why don't you kill yourself? He goes, that's it. Holy shit.

That's the song. That's, we'll be rich. That's how I make the money. That's the meme coin. Hey, why don't you kill yourself with your stupid mustache? Say that again? Wait, it's just what? I said take out the trash, kill yourself,

your stupid mustache. That's an amazing idea I'm gonna get on Twitter Just was shorty just go to trust me go pick up paper towels and cleaner So we just want to say again rest in peace Just to fuck you and I hope that you guys you gooners and you goon dames. I'm gonna think women goon you get you gooners You women gooners if you even exist I hope that you go out there and you you know celebrate him every day by buying a revolver. Yes

It was very nice. That's really good. Look at send-off. Thank you. I got another story at a Surfside, Florida This one's fun. You're gonna love this You know this what I like about it is you're like In the drug movies where the guy tastes the cocaine and he goes, that's good shit. It's a Florida story No, Florida Bama shit That's pure Florida. Oh, yeah. Well this one kind of pisses me off and I don't know where I stand on it I've actually gone back and forth in my head twice already so maybe you guys can help me out 35 year old man terrorize the community of Sir side Florida with the Chucky doll no what I

like it was standing outside of a market and then he was like waving the Chucky doll of people and then eventually he got arrested for disturbing the peace I see I just like it's just a doll but look at it. They call him a Serial fictional serial killer. That's what they call that. They call Chucky I'm a serial killer. He said he's waving around a fictional serial killer and it's like no, it's a doll It's fine. It's a red-haired doll. Yes, but I want you guys to see the I want you guys to see the news report But when we get a chance here soon as they take it way too seriously Oh, I just wish it was a real little redheaded boy. That would be great in overalls

Child abduction story you better watch out or I'll hit you with Sean Creepy crime a man arrested after some bizarre behavior. Creepy. And cops say it wasn't child's play. In fact, body camera video you're going to only see on Local 10. Police say the man you see right there holding a Chucky doll was using that toy to scare people outside of a market.

Please watch. Seems fine, right? It's whatever he's doing. Having fun? What? He's just fucking with Chuck E. Merch? He's a fucking weirdo. He bought a costume for him! What are you do-

Oh, this is the worst shit I've ever seen. He was just happy to expense this for Halloween next year. How is this helping? Take a look, damn, he goes... God damn it, I will love this forever if he stops and he goes, You don't understand I'm trying to get my soul into the body He said the doll is fake

Get the call Someone is waving around a Chucky doll and scaring people outside a local market when cops say the suspect couldn't get beer. They warn the guy but Chuckie is back. No not the movie. So this is my question. Did he actually believe in the magic of Chuckie? No he's literally running around outside this market

holding a Chucky doll and be like, I'm gonna get you motherfucker, I'm gonna get you. But the thing is, he said it was in response to him being not given beer at the restaurant, so he went home to get his Chucky. You know who could solve this? A murderous little doll. Oh honey, you know who would never, ever betray me?

You know who I could find, I could call to my side Charles stab him This news report sucks so bad yes that they are trying to push the fact of the storyline of child's play Onto an insane man. This guy should be stripped of all press credentials. What is this man doing? He's just holding your costume up. And it doesn't have the mask, it doesn't have the thing. This is the worst reporting I've seen. Whoever set up this camera shot, there's a reflection on him

that you just can't stop watching. It's like they have like a street sign behind the camera and they're flashing the sun at him. See what I mean? Yeah, I do see that. What is going. Yeah, he looks like he's in a JJ Abrams It just looks like the reflection is weird. Yes. Oh, this is a thing that shouldn't have been like It's crazy guy with a doll down the street. Don't go there Yeah, but like why does this man get arrested and it's because he has a record I think he has a very long record

Multiple DUIs. Yeah, but assault and batteries is no man better than his past I know man grow past his fucking where he's What if it wasn't a Chucky doll what it was like a giraffe doll should it be allowed to do that Jeffrey from Toys R Us is pissed. They've been liquidated. I wonder if some of his DUIs were Chuckie like he got You would even believe this thing man, it's a danger. He's a crazy driver. I know the killer that's inside him and he's nuts Which is the idea of his goal like was he going hey I know officer which is the idea of his goal like was he going hey? Just the idea of calling the cops on him is very strange. Yes, hi 9-1-1

You're gonna have to listen to me. There's a man with a tiny porcelain redheaded child Outside of this door. He's an Oshkosh Pagosh is any swinging around Also the reporter going like stories about Chuckie. There's a Spirit Halloween down the street Guys check this out. Let's go live right now. He's opening the costume like that's not the doll the only way This is honestly police worthy is it you take two of them chain them together? That's a nun Chuckie and then that can actually be extremely extremely You also got to fill in with lead Are those heavy Chuckies those are illegal in the state of Florida?

Can't have a weighted Chucky Wild remember Teddy Ruxpens. Yeah, those things fuck you up. My favorite diss ever was our friend Jermaine Fowler said that my voice sounds like a Teddy Ruxpin running out of battery. Ha ha ha ha! I cannot hear that. He said that over 16 years ago. Check that funny.

He goes, damn, you sound like a Teddy Ruxpin running. He's like, I wanna read this shit. Yeah. Ha ha ha! No, it's because you like a Teddy Rubskin. And he's like, I want to read this shit. Yeah. You know, it's because you have a beautiful, real radio voice. Running out of balls. Man, I miss my Teddy Rubskin. But I was angry.

And whenever I tried to hug him, I'd give myself a concussion, because it's a robot. Yeah, it is a robot. You forget that he is a skeleton. You do it too hard, Eddie. And he was very cute, so you'd want to like squeeze him He's just telling me stories. Everyone else tells me a story. Let's me hug him. Why can't I hug this guy? Scary Eddie, yeah. Hmm. Yeah, I love you Teddy

There's another story we have one more of these storm where this one's I figured you'd have some fun with this one Dan so These tomorows this one's I figured you'd have some fun with this one Dan so Garda or Gert Gardai. I don't know. I don't speak Irish. No, you don't It is yeah Continuing to keep an open mind on the discovery of a severed hand at a school in North Dublin on Friday It is understood that a human hand may have been dropped into a schoolyard at Our Lady of Immaculate School in Darndale by a bird from its beak on Friday morning. This sounds like an Irish folk tale.

You know what they say when you find a hand in a schoolyard, and it's got the marks of a beak, it means that good luck, it's on its way. Oh, suck on this pinky. Oh, never take a bodyless hand in a schoolyard or else you'll have 20 years of bad luck. Well, a prominent theory in the investigation is that the hand may belong to a local male child who suffered a horrific burn injuries in a gas container explosion at a bonfire on Thursday night. You can do when what point in the night do you say hands gone?

Yeah, no reason to look. No one James your hand is gone. God gives you two until you lose them. You know that's nice though. You got one still. Hey, I shake me hand. At least you have this one and it's your hand shaking on They could not definitely confirm at this stage that the hand was discovered at the school belong to the boy

Why does he just go down to go? Yeah, that's me. Yeah Where that watch How big's the hand? It's like how many children are missing hands? It looks like one of the ones you buy at a football game. With the number one sign. It's absolutely a giant black man's hand. This isn't me son's hand at all. It looks like his Lamar Odom hand. It looks like Dom Shaquille O'Neal dropped his hand here. Maybe the bird was just trying to bring the hand back

to where he thought it belonged. He dropped it at the school. Or the bird was like, look at this hand back to where he thought it belonged You drop it at the school or the bird was like look at this feast that I got damn it. I dropped it I can't get that thing back up. I mean a full hand Just at the wrist. Yeah, yeah, it just popped off. It exploded and then a bird I do think it's exactly what you said I think a bird picked it up thinking mmm yum lunch and then they pick it up and then it's hard for a bird to do it The bird don't go back birds are lazy They always come talk about the early bird and the worm and stuff like that

But I think largely I've seen birds drop shit all the time really give up. They just don't really care thought of someone coming home hammered from a pub and then being like Can't find me down low either, and then looking up and watching a hand drop out of the sky, and going into the yard, and you go, what the fuck, I'm scared, just run home. He's like, it's time to get sold.

Oh fuck, oh I'll tell you what fucking got me on the wagon, a hand falling out the damn sky. It's from the clothes. Yeah, the birds dropping hands But how do they not know if it's the same child? They should just go and line it up I think it's cuz the child like maybe it's cuz he's embarrassed or was the hand mauled? I don't know. I mean it blew up from a gas canister explosion so I imagine it ain't pretty. Give it a shot Also, what's this 12 year old doing around gas canisters? I mean what kind of dangerous life is this kid leaving Europeans?

Europeans are have more fun. Yeah, they drink wine at dinner. They play with explosives Yeah, I'll always remember we went to Berlin and we were walking around and you know It's this big like it was like an EDM festival slash environmental protest That's very funny. There was nothing like seeing like 14 year olds look so classy drinking white wine They're all like drinking white wine. They're all I hate I'll be like I didn't even know what I didn't know What wine was I couldn't even tie my shoes. Yeah, they're all like very very cosmopolitan And they're all like enjoying each other like clinking glasses

You've never been to an art exhibit at the age of 14? Yeah, they're all just so very cool. Well, school was not in session, so no children saw the hand, so that's nice. I mean, that's sad though for them, because I feel like that's a fun story for kids. Like, I feel like in Stand By Me, yeah, like the idea, I saw Human Bones once when I was a child, it was awesome.

Really? Yeah. Where'd you see him? In Forest Park in Queens. We went up there and we went to, my buddy and I went past a bunch of at the time They're walking around the railroad tracks But we went through a bunch of police lines my My neighborhood in Queens had a very sudden influx of Haitian population over a very small period of time.

And it really changed the neighborhood and it brought in a lot of voodoo and brought in a lot of like practices. And we had like several voodoo head shops in the neighborhood, which were awesome. You could see it, like you could go into, it's like, it was like a bodega and then you'd look past the guy and there'd be a room behind him where you'd have all the

Paraphernalia like that you go and you get it all there's nothing cooler growing up if you had voodoo stores Oh, yeah, you're like 10. You're like, can I see that? Like no no no no no no you and then I go and I we went to see we went to this place that was all cordoned off and There was blood all over the in this like they did animal like it was one of those things where they came hard down Cops came down hard on the Haitian populations Obviously because of racism and also because they were doing a lot of animal sacrifice with no licenses That's really funny to get a license for animal sacrifice you have to get it I mean that's just fine you have to do it in a certain place

yeah you have to do it because like apparently yeah you can't do it at forest you can't do it in your walking up going you got the forms you ain't got the forms to do this you should not be out here a chopper this fucking goats heads off listen I want you listen I love mama more they just as much as anybody else all right every day I give him give him a room and I smoke a cigar to Papa Papa evil Okay, buddy. Listen if I could bring back a zombie I'd be doing it I bring back my father a lot cuz he was the best part of my life I need the paperwork or I'm taking you fucking in

Remember all the places that would sell chickens all over New York? Yeah. I mean, dude, in Astoria, they sell like everything. You could get like goats and shit. Yeah, they were cracking down. The chicken ones where they would. Your feathers would be literally shooting out the side of the building.

When you'd watch Brooklyn and Queens especially, you would see the trucks unload and you would be like, like I remember on 39th Avenue in Queens walking by and being like, oh, those are hundreds of chickens and they're all still alive. And they're like, ah, ah, ah! And you walking by being like, oh, those are hundreds of chickens and they're all still alive. And they're like, ah, ah, ah! And just walked by like, oh, fuck. I always wondered if those were more expensive

than a rotisserie chicken at the store. You never bought one? No, I never bought a live chicken. No, we bought, we did it once. We got one, they pre-killed it. Oh, really? They kill it for you. Oh, they kill it for you. Yeah, you go there and they literally go like, eh? And then you gokilled it. Oh, really? They kill it for you. Oh, they kill it for you. Yeah, you go over there and they literally go like, eh?

And then you go, kill it. And then they go like, they snap it, snap. And then they take all the fillers. Did you watch? Yeah. And they pluck it. They pluck it and stuff. Yeah, they clean it all up.

And then you take it. How much was it, do you remember? I want to say it literally was like $10. But I do think then I brought it too because it was with Carly and then I think she cried. Yeah. Well, I mean, she's a very nice person. And also watching it go like Bang I just got hungry cook it or do we like use it for a sketch or something we used it for a sketch

One time that we did a photo shoot with, I remember that. Oh, and then I remember the time that we did a sketch where- So you don't think about it, what did we do with the pig head? Did we just throw it in a trash can in the village? That's what we did when you got all the pig intestines for the Buttwiser sketch when we thought we needed to have real intestines. There was no way we could ever fake it with any form of makeup. And so they covered me in real pig intestines and we destroyed this costume

We fucked up the John's whole living room We did all this shit just because we're like no, dude, it's fucking hard. No, you were hardcore Me like you know man fucking art. He's like no the audience doesn't know that Didn't look real. I remember it being really thin and be like, oh, that doesn't look real Fuckin real, but he like didn't look real. I remember it being really thin and be like, oh, that doesn't look real Oh, it is real No idea the disgusting lengths we went and the audience a lot of audience don't know what it's like to have a real butcher Cuz I used to go to a real guy that I remember when we used to ask when we asked for the pig guts And the guy was like, yeah, he was so excited

Made my Tuesday shift easier Right there. Yeah, wow. I love that guy deliver were sandwiches those things would slow us down He made his own liver worst you eat liver worst No, oh Dan. It's great. Are you an advanced meat man? Not really get sick. No I can hold on head cheese No What's that? It's like a meat jelly Fucking head, dude, I remember listening you guys going to Scotland and you said you liked the blood blood sausage the white sausage I don't know what it is. I think it's calm

Yes, because that that's head cheese so it's like essentially it's it's a meat jelly solidified I'll tell you right now by the very fat Ford. I could do it if I had a Cracker oh yeah with mustard yes, you put the mushroom. I could do that Yellow or French It's a cold meatloaf. I like a spicy ass mustard like a casquiasco I like a fucking polish must would I look stupid doing it with like a French's no, I mean French's is shitty mustard There's nothing stupid. Yeah mustard. Let's not get in

I mean the deli mustard if you're gonna have mustard you eat deli mustard You like shitty. Yes, that's he's a liar. He's alive. You're allowed to do whatever you want Yes, that's just he's a liar. He's a liar. You're allowed to do whatever you want Somebody would it's because there are people with they grew up with I just I like it. Yeah, I fucking like you're gonna Just listen, I want to squash this. I didn't realize you were gonna cry No deli mustard I would do that I would absolutely do head cheese. Yeah, man I love all that type of shit anything that's for about haggis. Yeah, I love it. You loved tag I love I actively like haggis. Yeah, I love it. You loved tag. I love I actively like haggis Yeah, it's good if you get it good

They don't get in you're not gonna eat it here. Yeah, I know I like LA is no like LA is not well We were in Edinburgh for for I lived with Sean Patton and we would hang out every night me Sean Patton Langston and Emmy Blotnick, and we were like, should we get Haggis? And we pussed out. Buddy, you know, let's not do it. I mean, you just get a bite, you know, and then you throw the rest in the trash,

like a real American. Ha ha ha! You would be wildly surprised how good it is. Because it's just, it's a horrible name, and the ingredients are a nightmare. Yeah, I mean, but so is a a hot dog and I like hot dogs. Exactly, it is basically the same flavor profile as a hot dog.

It's heavily spiced, good texture, comes out like a solid disc. There's people that are absolutely disagreeing with you right now. Yeah, I love it. They're like, no. So there is this part, I wanna hear about this, this kind of relates to what we're talking about.

There was a wild game dinner in rural, Pennsylvania this week where they a crow, okay? They had bear stew raccoon a dewy sausage stingray casserole Head skate no skate is basically. Yeah, it's like sting. Yeah, I think I've had skate before that was a game No, it's like it's yeah, I think I've had skate before was it gamey. No, it's Much going on there. Yes. Yeah pull the meat out all the bones. It sucks. Yeah, they're rabbit kielbasa turtles snapping turtle salami smoked eel beaver shepherds pie

Pie sounds like the worst porn I've ever She actually got her pussy blown off The groundhog chili dough does sound pretty ground. Oh chili see none of that The only thing that really skeaves me out is that I've heard bear meats really gross suffered bear meats very greasy They said it was cow because they put it in like a stew. Yeah, I guess that makes This also sounds like a joke. It sounds like the back of a roadkill cafe sure Without the clever names gave up on a roadkill. It's a raccoon omelet.

Enjoy yourself. You guys used to call it like skis skis skin and turf. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's called rat. It's rat burger. Oh man. But they say the things they have the biggest trouble cooking is predators like Fox and coyote They said they have a coyote smoked ham and then half the people loved it half the people hated it

Yeah, I bet I don't why one want to eat. I think dog in general is not necessarily. Oh, it is that dog Yeah, I mean they're like close enough their dog adjacent for sure, but they live a different life They have they I mean they live tough lives. Yeah you see a dog and then you see a coyote It's like when you see a dog, then you see a wolf and you go No, these aren't even similar wolves are giant compared to dogs and coyotes are just like oh you poor son of a bitch They always have matted fur. They're always like Feels like how it's just and we were just in Dallas with Marcus's family Yeah

and there is a good thing about, I always sort of feel like maybe I could be a man, and then you meet all the ranchers, and then you're like, oh, I'm not a man. Oh, yeah, I just get in there, squeeze as hard as I can with the handshake, and just be like, hopefully that's good enough. His father has one eye,

and he still works 15 hours a day. He beat the shit out of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, look at that. He's like, help! But it is, when you shake a man's hand like that and it just feels like tree bark. Yeah.

Like it's not like a real hand. You go like, are you made of oak? Yeah, and you want like my hand feels like, like essentially the hand of like, you know, It's like a soft. Yourself. Hillary Swank. Yeah.

I have Hillary Swank's hands. He goes, I've never met a princess before Yeah, I have Hillary Swank's hands Never met a princess My god, Jr. Henry's hosting a 90s talk show Let's bring them out Bring them on out Sweetest most beautiful Dan. Oh my god. You guys are the best What a cherished time this was to spend this with you took to go from the creek in the cave to this to go from me Listening to you guys as I play college football 25 on my PlayStation 5

And very quickly I want I wanted to do this is a note this is Rob's idea and I think it's fun Yes, is it the end of your shows? Yeah, you do a card. Yeah opening segment. Oh, yeah So Rob went to the local hobby store Yeah, and he got a pack of cards to open that I figured that maybe we could describe and I've never seen this before it is the Elvis collection This fucking rules so these are so I'm just gonna give this to you. Yeah You guys you guys get a pack and then we'll just go through some of the go just let's go just see what this is It says cards of his life. It is the Elvis collection. I love Elvis. I love the ones of a toilet

If you get the peanut butter if you get the peanut butter and banana sandwich you get another pack for free I thought you did and I hurried to open my pack. Did you see ever see his interviews? I'm fascinated with Elvis like ever seen his talks with his or the interview with the his cook. No, she's wonderful It just really came out. Yeah. No, it was like a couple bunch of years ago Oh, yeah, mr. Elvis he used to wake me up every night and he said miss B I want my peanut butter sandwich now and then she'd go and talk about how she like I always knew he was hungry I could hear him wrestling After taking three of those blue pills

He would be so excited so excited dude, I got a I got Vegas Elvis having a cup of water Health conscious Elvis Elvis That's good, healthy Elvis. Health conscious Elvis. Elvis, and on the back they have these little descriptions of the cards and it says, Elvis never was one to tell a string of jokes during his Vegas shows. He left that to the professional comedians who opened for him. But that's gotta be crazy to open for Elvis.

Oh my God. People are just so mad that you're there. He goes, hey did you ever think about doing at the end of that Lincoln joke? Having it to where like, you do tags buddy? You're there did you uh do you ever think about doing at the end of that Lincoln joke? If you could avoid any suspicious minds For example after sipping from a glass of water he would say to the audience during the show You'll see I drink a lot of wall wall. That's because the desert air is very dry and it affects my throat I've also got some Gatorade. It's supposed to act 12 times faster than water looks as if it's been used already to me

But if it aids my Gator what? Printed a quote that makes no sense him rambling Looks like piss and I drink it anyway, is what he said. Looks as if it's been used already to me. Yeah. But if it aids my gator, oh, and I bet that got such a laugh to me.

Oh yeah, everyone's like, what, he's talking about his fucking dick? Oh, oh, he got a gatorade. I got a hologram card, look at this. Whoa, it's Tupac. It's now or never Literally struggling to open Do this this is so funny yet to like pull it apart yeah, cuz you're the expert yeah these sometimes for on Dan Sotars podcast Just so you know on his

Saturday mornings we open up cards with the and we've stopped doing it with everybody because I think we've kind of reached the point where you go Like you know you're talking about saturation point yeah you when you were talking about Bobby Bonilla, and I love my Bobby Bonilla bit And I also still Harold him but at some point the time does go and you can't always do the same bit always oh Wow, I got smirking Elvis childhood home childhood home childhood home Shotgun shack and he was born in it January 8th 1935. Oh, he's a he's a Capricorn

Tolipo To how do you say that miss? Someone just got so mad at me see this is the live series I remember this one's like this these are part of the same live show that he did these are that they come back tours You know, I do find it interesting that he never toured internationally Really? He also invented the live stream He never toured internationally. No, what a pussy. All right, this one's no it's cuz the Colonel wouldn't let him That's what it was. I would call him in this one was wanted. This was him on the shrieking tour

This is what all the girls would see him Colonel Parker's inspiration to have Elvis do a benefit concert for the USS Arizona Memorial at Pearl Harbor 1961 turned into a total triumph show for all concerned first off show was hot Elvis stood at the microphone and sang if his life depended on it secondly the fundraising triggered an outpouring of public support Cuz Elvis had it like that see this is the kind of shit. I like see this is the version of Elvis I like the most which him big thick belt on yeah, just at work. Yeah, he's relaxed where Elvis relaxed wherever whenever and however He could here see him participating in an early 70s Easter egg hunt at his home in California. Given his demanding schedule, it's a wonder that he ever got to relax at all.

There were songs to record, movies to make, concerts to do, and on rare occasions, television specials to consider. In spite of this picture, it should be obvious that Elvis never put all of his eggs in one basket. Oh my god. That guy wrote that and pushed away from his desk and went, well that card's done. Yeah, yeah, it's done. Well, print that fucking thing up.

I'm gonna go home and have sex with my husband. I got one here. Is this him explaining how it's okay for him to call Priscilla even though she's only 16 years old? He goes, no. He goes, no. Now, here listen. Here's the deal.

You have to understand. She's the most mature woman I've ever met. 14 going on 40. Now, here's the deal. I know it weirds out some of the boys because she still likes her building blocks. But I told them, hey, hey, hey, hey. I go, how are you supposed to build a home if a girl don't like to build blocks? They go, God damn Elvis, you really got me with that Gatorade joke and then that your

bride isn't a child The old fliparoo they thought they had me in the first half knock alive Honestly, thank you so much for joining Do wish that these were I do wish we had a little bit more of the food involved. Yeah Garbage pail kids over there too. Yeah, one of you guys just in case you started jumpsuit, dude Look at that my dream man. Look at blue blue. There's alligator, which is Max axe and then we have here. This is shaggy Aggie This is making fun of women with underarm hair

Yeah, and this one here is referring to a in execution This is a garbage pail kids those of you don't know this was a thing that we liked as we love chills I love garbage because they took the cabbage patch kids and they're like what if they were dac and twisted and we're like, yeah Thank you What if Satan made his own garbage pail? Buy it buy it, but this I find to be ignorance Pure ignorance, I think the pedophile series with Elvis is way better They should mix them in the same deck

than any cabbage. Hell, I'm gonna tell you, they should mix them in the same deck. Oh no, I got stinky McLunky and then also, oh God, Elvis kissing a 13 year old. Hey, hey, listen, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, America later on. She has the lips of a woman, don't forget that. And here's one of Elvis giving her father a Cadillac.

Oh, here's a thank you. Hey, nothing makes you forget about your little baby girl like keys dropping into your palm. How you tell me, what was it like keys dropping into your palm. Oh, you're telling me What was it like what she was in your balls? Go sweet dearest soda Listen to the soda podcast and check them out He's on tour this weekend in San Diego on the 28th at the Balboa theater. Which is a great theater. Great place to see a show.

And then you're going to be in San Francisco on the second or the first? Yeah, second. On the second San Francisco at the Palace Fine Arts Center and then of course Grand Rabbits Michigan, GuildaFest on March 8th. Go check out Dan Live, one of the best comedians on earth. I am. Your HBO special is, it's literally the only special I've watched twice. Oh, thanks. Yeah, it's so good I fucking love it. It's just awesome to come out here and be able to do this. I love you guys so much

Please tell Marcus I said hi. I will proud of you by the way Marcus produced a podcast for me and micro scene in like 2008 and Man, we should have held on to that Day jobs yeah, he was a mover that he was a mover I was a waiter, and we just coming in bitch about stories, but we really didn't know how to podcast yet We're going now. We're seeing his fun. He's still correct. Yeah, I love my Christine very much, but Tell Marcus I said hi. I'm so proud of you guys This is so cool to see you guys have your own fortress in the city of angels, dude Thank you so much for being here check out the goddamn show. Yeah

It's the dance order soda podcast. I'll be listening to you guys Bye as I play college football and yell about it. Yeah, dude Bye fucker What an amazing time we had oh I loved Dan he's the best Yeah, dude. Okay, right. Bye fucker What an amazing time we had Oh, I love dan. He's the best. Oh, nothing makes me happier than old new york buddies, man I love them. They they really it's it just it warms my heart. Yeah, it's good to see him still around It's still around. He's fucking doing amazing scratching it playing theater solo. He's doing great. So go to patreon.com slash last podcast and left

You can watch us go through the whole card scenario. We're having so much fun Also, go check us out in the big flop with Misha Brown. We talk about Joe exotic and we really we really fit in with his audience Go check it out. He was super funny. It was amazing. I had such a good time talking to Misha. He was so fun. He was very sweet man. Very, very sweet. And then go check out all of our horseshoes on Twitch. Twitch.tv slash LPNTV.

We have Good Pud Live this week. Yes! At 6pm. Yeah and next week we got Hoopagoog Games coming back on March 6th with MJ Neffel, the wonderful Rob Hayes and Olivia Grace. It's gonna be a lot of fun Oh, yeah, it's been a lot of fun and go last podcast and left comm and buy tickets to see us live our shows better than ever H you next Tuesday we're going to Huntsville Yeah, March 16th, we're gonna be fucking fucking chilling there. Side story's going big, baby.

We're going to have a lot of fun. Come check us out. We're going to eat some Yeoman food. We're going to have diarrhea. Come, please. Watch us entertain. We are coming from hot chicken to schnitzel, seeing what's better. I'm very excited, because we're going to be in Nashville

with last podcast at the Ryman two days before that on March 14th. I'm done with hot chicken. You're done with hot chicken It's a prank. We've talked about this for the show for years. What are you talking about? Hot chicken? It's a prank played on local play from locals on to us. Well, you get the mild. Yes. Yeah, you get mild I have to get the money. What are you talking about? Yeah, you stole don't get the ridiculous one I don't know delicious. I kind of was a bar. I think it's your fault. I like barbecue We know the last time I went extreme with it. It was very bad for me. Yeah Yeah, you can't do that man. It's bad for you also

Right after Huntsville. I'm going down, Florida, baby. I'm starting my invasive species tour on March 20th I'm gonna be in Jacksonville the 21st and 22nd. I'm gonna be in Panama City, and I just found out It's gonna be in Panama City, and I just found out It's gonna be spring break Yeah, if you want to watch your boy get destroyed by a bunch of drunk horny 18 year old Oh, you are going to be you are not gonna be in the comedy club, right? They're gonna rip me to shreds if they do come and then the night after that on March 23rd I'm gonna be in Tallahassee, Florida with Danny Bedrosian back at our old Stopping ground. Oh what used to be brothers so far now the 926 bar and grill I'll be playing there

All those tickets are available on eddy tunes comm also we're gonna be doing in May going back to Florida I'm doing some shows in Naples and Key West by myself But in between that Henry and I got a couple side stories live. We're doing O-Town. We're coming on to Fort Lauderdale. Yeah. Come and check us out. O-Town, actually the tickets are doing really well. Yeah. But come check us out in Fort Lauderdale. I have no idea what in the living fuck that's gonna be like. Oh, it's gonna be great. I've done that place a little. Daniel Beach Improv is a great comedy club. I really love that place. I've done it a million times with Jeff and I can't wait to come back home and see my people

And I'm gonna be there. I got the public strokes and hands. You guys are fucking ready for it. Yeah Okay, wait, then also Atlanta we added a second show at dad's garage. Yes, we did make sure you check that We sold out the first show and I we haven't actually announced this yet. No, we have it are on sale Make sure you go check it out. They are available Last podcast and I'm gonna say a thing that I don't know what it means yet. They're gonna be different formats Yes, no, they're gonna be a different show. So if you want to come to both they will be different Yes, which means that Henry and I are gonna riff both of them. Yep, and it's gonna be you know, but you're gonna help us They're gonna have a structure to see they'll be a structure. Yeah

You know structures, you know, we do you've seen as long yeah All right, he'll Satan everyone. Yes. Hail Dan Soder. Yeah, he did good fucking like