Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Sole Survivor

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news - The war on ska continues, Henry discovers wine for dogs, Suspect arrested in home invasion shootings of multiple Minnesota state representatives, Air India Flight 171 crashes leaving 270 dead - and 1 miraculous survivor, A mysterious anomaly leaves scientists scratching their heads in Antarctica, The dangers of being a "Sitzpinkler", Florida man murders estranged nudist neighbors over a 1 dollar hotdog incident, Michigan Marijuana Dispensary Offers Free Joints for Bigfoot Pics, Possible Glimmerman E-Mails, and MORE!  For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left. Sign stories. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Also got some people wrote very emotional letter about Scott. Yes. A lot of people saying a lot of people have comparing

Interestingly comparing Scott to funk saying that they're both music that incorporates rock music and You know horn instruments. It's cause and that's where they're wrong because Scott is bad. Yes, but it's just a very interesting Yes, but it gives a very interesting Ying and yang thing going on there, but I don't think so. I think it's yin and then the music that sucks I think that's the yen that's good music and I think that the yang is music that sucks Here's the problem with ska is that it's just so easy to make fun of that I mean everything is the real problem with ska. I don't think I hate it. It's very vulnerable like making fun of it Yes, and that's what they even said I got several very impassioned defenses of Scott

Since the last episode and everybody says the same thing. It's you're attacking a vulnerable person. It's like Pushing piglet down. Yeah, it's like grabbing Winnie the Pooh by his by his penis and Yeah, it's like grabbing Winnie the Pooh by his by his penis and was swinging him around and stuff like that It's like it's like going up to Joe Biden hard to get Winnie the Pooh's penis. It's hard. You got to get through the hair It's a going up to Joe Biden while he's on set with Reacher he went to go visit set on Jack Reacher today for some reason and you got lost he did He actually got lost trying to just tell him That's not Jack Reacher Yeah, that's an actor because he's still going like let me be clear Jack. You're a big guy. Oh big guy

You want to handle my wife? Hey there? I just want to see mr. Reacher again. I call you mr. Reacher He's one his age me Joe V Joe Joe Biden I just got to say you know, I'm just so glad for your service and you got to be the biggest guy I've seen since, are you my son? His son was with him. No, well, his son, no, I thought his son had to have an ankle monitor on now.

Hunter was with him. Oh, good for him. Oh yeah, Hunter's free, bro. Yeah, but yeah, I don't think that, I mean, Joe Biden is just, he's hanging on on set. Yeah, what is it, no, he was in a restaurant and they were shooting next to the restaurant and then he kind of stumbled outside

Oh, let me go Hey there, Jack. I don't think I you want to check out my Corvette Jack your big big Ford. Oh, you're big boy Oh, tell me I'm slept some breasts on you Can I transition you I'm just my your child. Okay. My name's Joe Biden. I want to transition you All right. Come here. I want to turn you into a lady. I can get some come on. Come here closer. Where's my wife? Who is Joe? She died. She died five years ago Welcome to side stories. My name is Henry Zabrowski with the incredibly relevant Joe Biden at the Jack Reacher set sketch that I just performed. Congratulations buddy. You're really coming back into sketch comedy Oh every day I every day I think about when and when's the world

ready for my Joe? When is the world ready for my Joe Biden? I don't know. And I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. How you doing? What's going on? I'm super excited. This Friday coming up we have the seance. Yes, we'll plug it out right now. It's the biggest thing we've ever done. 9pm PST June 20th. It is on our YouTube for free at LPN dash TV come and check it out You it is going to be a very very interesting night. We're gonna be hanging out with Exorcist Rh Davis yeah, and this is go. It's this is gonna be very very interesting We have a lot of VIPs in the crowd as well. You're bringing is including the haunted Ouija board. Oh, yes I'm going to bring my haunted Ouija board.

We are going to see what's attached to it. We don't know if there's a haunted Ouija board in the box because apparently you've never opened it. No, why would I? But when I opened it, when I just took the box, I just didn't even think about it. I was going to open up the box, but then when I had it in my house,

that was when I had all the weird slimes, all the stuff, I talked about all the slime stuff, and I never got to take it out of the cardboard box. So I just left it in my house. That was when I had all the weird slimes, all the stuff I talked about, all the slime stuff, and I never got to take it out of the cardboard box. So I just left it in it, and we're gonna unbox it live. Oh, that's, everyone loves an unboxing video. I'm glad we're doing those now. But it's a haunted unboxing. It's a haunted unboxing.

We have all, like, you, honestly, just check it out, because it's gonna be for free. Do you think there would be a good unboxing video with like a you know, like a grave robber? I mean that I think that's a sketch that's already been done that is definitely a sketch. It's out there. Yeah. Oh, yeah I've never seen it. There is no way You know what? I'd like to see an unboxer at like the back of a dumpster of an abortion clinic. No, I've seen that Yeah Let me get my pike.

Are you afraid at all for the seance? No. What are you going to do if Ghost shows up? Are you going to talk to it? Are you scared of it? I'm going to subscribe to the show, lastpodcastsoftheleft.com. You're going to want to go to, I mean, Apple, you're going to go to your app, you're going to take out your podcast app as of Ghost,

and I'm gonna subscribe you. I got a Ghost app I downloaded for the Ghost Box thing. Yeah, yeah, I got it for the, to see if I see anything while we're there. No, the Ghost Box, that's mostly where I put my career, my acting career. We also have some side story shows. We've got 7-11, we're gonna be the Salt Lake City

Wise Guys, it's gonna be awesome, 8-7, we're the Asheville Orange Peel, 9-21's gonna be awesome 8-7 with the Asheville orange peel 921 Casey Truman gonna give old big boy right here some Joe's barbecue from delicious delicious delicious Okay, so we're doing Joe. Oh, yeah, okay good. That's the best. We've been sending me Recommendations they're wrong that wasn't on the list. No Joe's barbecue at the gas station. That's how we're going You're making me eat a gas station It is a gas station that got so popular with the barbecue that it turned into a restaurant. Oh, you're going to love it They still sell gas

only a buy the cup But it's that's what's so delicious and then 1024 we get you can thank Trump for that oil 1024 already in California we're gonna be back at the Mathiel Community Center bring weed yes Tickets aren't available yet, but we are coming. They should be ready next week or something like that. November 3rd through 7th, Crime Wave at Sea. We're gonna have a lot of fun with the Sinister Hood gals and a couple other rowdy, rowdy individuals. It's going to be fun time at sea.

And then come see us November 30th, Columbus, Ohio. We're coming to Epstein country, and we can't wait to meet your Wexler Nation buddies. That's right. The Newport Music Hall, the Sunday after Thanksgiving, will be in Columbus, Ohio. Everybody's favorite day to go out. So come and check us out there. We're gonna have a good time. And I just want to give a quick plug.

I'm doing another dog benefit. Oh, whoa. I don't even know why. Another dog benefit. I'm doing another dog benefit. Is that not...'t even know another dog I'm doing another dog benefit. Is that not? Conflict not anymore. Well, the other ones done. That's right. You know, this one's gonna be on Tuesday If you're in North Hollywood, please come check me out 7 p.m Haley's wines on Lancashire 20% of wine sales go to Mayshon shore and Mayshon shores, of course They charge our mission sure that that is the rescue where I got Harley from.

Okay, so you're double-dipping. Yeah, I'm double-dipping. What do you mean? Well, you can. I'm performing. But we're not... But you already had one with one... It's like, they don't consider this to be, like, cheating.

Who... I mean, they actually... It seemed like they might have not been... They're when they realized that I did a benefit for the other competing dog fostering company. Well, they didn't ask for it first This is all about this is one of those things you got to fight this one fight for your own dog This one's not gonna make that much money So if you can please come out ten dollars suggested donation and buy some wine buy some wine split it with your dog

Yeah, you know I have you ever looked up dog wine Does it exist dog wine is one of the silliest? Mo itself there's a whole whole industry for dogs. Nope, not when it's wine If you go to pet wine shop Eddie Eddie We sat the other night and we just laughed if you watch this so you can sit like this is infantile, right? This is dog wine and the way that it is for the loneliest people that you have if look at the pictures of this Do you drink it as well? Yes, you can drink it. But it's also if you have a glass of wine and you are so, which again, we have our lonely listeners. I love our low, low lonely listeners. I want to be there.

Buy some pet wine.com. You can go to pet wine, share a glass of wine with your dog. And then I handle it to be honest with you. Go watch it by them. We're not sponsored. No, and they not getting your dog drunk. They're getting them't think she can handle it, to be honest with you. Go watch the sunset. We're not sponsored by them, we're not sponsored. No, and they're not getting your dog drunk. They're not getting them drunk. It's just wine that you can share with the dog while you're having wine so you don't feel alone. Watching the sunset, if you're at a funeral, if you're outside a buffet, waiting to go in,

when you're pre-gaming for the buffet in your car, you can split a wine. You drink wine in your car before the buffet? I'm pre-gaming. I'm having fun inside my car car in my parking lot, okay? This is my time. You don't own the parking lot unless you own the buffet. I own the car in which that I'm in the air of which is in the parking lot.

So the air within the car is free air in which I can drink. And so can my dog. My dog, I got Wendy got her little Cheblark. And then I got a Zinfantail. The Zinfantail for the fur car me because she likes a white. Did you really buy this stuff? No Oh, okay, Natalie and I aren't ready. Yeah, I think you should we've been talking about it because it's all like Enjoy while you're watching television. When's Natalie's birthday? April 18th fuck I'm not gonna remember that. Nope You put you know Sit and enjoy. Are you relaxing on that night? If you're if you're outside, you don't have a glass of wine with your dog

You know if you're about to Go to a protest like we did. Yeah, I brought though, you know, we have with the protests I brought the two little dogs. They loved it. I went I got my iced coffee. I went to the riot I fucking I beat a cop I left I came back me and the dog kiss the cop Yeah, that was cool, but it was still assault Yeah, don't worry. That's a thing They weren't they weren't expecting it. No, but then they did slide in man. They got used to the water water sign It's so funny

We talked about her for a little bit last week about how you know like the LAPD like beats us fine We don't need that actually they really have turned it up Like beats us fine. We don't need that. I said they really have turned it up. They really have Good at this hey, I'm showing off for the Marines. We don't need the competition Okay, we don't need I don't need anybody hedging in on my stuff here, then I really had a nice time at the riot I got a show. It was nice. I brought an iced coffee. I was chilling. I held someone else's sign I barely did anything and people like calling me a hero. It was awesome I love being a hero for doing nothing Shit, I walked through there. I danced around. You know, I was dancing with a lady for a while

I was dancing a weird old man, you know started some fake chants. I did. Yeah. Hey, ho hey Ho this penis party's got to go. Hey, hey, ho ho this penis party's got to go. Well, that's from PCU. Yes Is really one of the great movies the only time I can really stand Jeremy Piven It's the only movie he was good in the only single thing. He was ever good I think that's the way I think that is the truth. Yes, maybe very bad things Yeah, I like very bad very bad things as good. I've actually I wanted to start really quickly by a little bit of a list Of what I've been watching because someone asked me recently Have you watched anything good and I have it is the ugly stepsister is amazing You do need to go see it and also and the what is the ugly stepsister? It's a film. It's about the

And also and the what is the ugly stepsister? It's a film. It's about the perspective of the Cinderella story from one of the ugly stepsisters She has to do all these like body mod shit. Okay to get hot enough for her mom. It's fucking it's Oh, it's does she get hot It's fun. It's fucked up a happy ending. No, nothing's happy about it. It's a brutal movie. It's really really brutal It's gonna make a squirm to the Norwegian Norwegian Norwegian. It's norwegian does Cinderella make it yeah, of course the Cinderella's fine. Oh, she's fine. Is she the bad guy in this? No, she's just more of a Cinderella is Born great. Okay, so nothing it doesn't matter what happens to Cinderella. How about the fairy grandmother?

It's a you gotta watch it. I'm now I'm just explaining is the very godmother in it It's you gotta see it. All right. I'm just gonna put it in there. It's very very good It's very and also I want you to shut this podcast off right now Good, but I need to go to your go to your we have no we have no we're not remotely affiliated with this No, but predator killer of killers is one of the coolest fucking things I have seen in a long time Okay, is the one of my favorite I have ever seen that shit is fucking Awesome, and it's a full movie dude is an hour and a half. I can watch ten of them really

It's like anthologies of different predators fucking attacking do new people. It's great It's so good And it's good to take place like over like is it in the past like the last one over the place really? It's all across the timeline. It's fucking great So like one of them's like against a caveman or something semi sorta cool. It's pretty great Is there one in the future? No, not yet. Wow, they're working on it. Is the predator from the future? I don't know but the predator does enjoy himself a couple of goblins a dog wine before he goes a slip It's no bit of a spoiler. Yes, and we, we went to the movies and we saw dangerous animals.

Saw a lot of stuff. That was fun. The shark serial killer movie. Really great movie. I had a really good time with it. That guy was scary. He was. And also I am, we're bringing back Flag Day.

I did my first ever commemorative Flag Day party and Flag Day is going to be the new party. I forgot my gay Florida flag. This is the new, it's the new party. Fuck July 4th. Yeah. Flag Day. Flag Day is gonna be the new party. I forgot my gay Florida flag. This is the new, it's the new party. Fuck July 4th. Yeah. Flag Day. Flag Day.

You know what's nice about Flag Day? There's nothing in there. It's literally about the piece of fabric that is the flag. Yes. It's not even about what the flag means or what any flag means. It's about fabric. Is it about flags or the American flag?

It's about the American flag. It's about the day that we chose the American flag. It's a dumb holiday. It doesn't make any sense. That's a stupid thing. Flag doesn't know. How can a flag have a birthday? It's just a flag.

It's a piece of fabric. It doesn't know. It doesn't exist. It doesn't have a mind. 1777, we picked the flag. So every June 14th, we're gonna get together. We're gonna have a flag day party. We're taking it back.

We're taking back wearing the American flag Ironically like we did in the aughts. I'm bringing I don't care. I like it. I got lots of American flag stuff I'm ready to wear it. It's time to have it come back out of the fucking woodwork. We gotta take it back We got to take it back fight for the flag Just the flag don't care about the rest of the country don't care about the troops hate the president hate the Pope Love the flag the piece of fabric that is the flag that's it now is the Pope still American or is the Pope now Vatican II oh he's American he's American yeah we got him now cuz yeah well we got a Vatican we got the Vatican but I'm

saying like you know like once you become the Pope are you still an American yeah yeah he's still they always do a thing where it was like John Paul would have to go down to Porsche or whatever. He'd be and go like you push you push and then the other guy would go kiss the road to Auschwitz He'd the old year he'd go to Auschwitz and go like thank you everybody. I love that. I'm gonna love this place I miss this place. I used to summer here and then the newest Pope Small-footed pussy Pope, he also, I believe, would talk a lot about empanadas.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that was like what he covered, yeah. What is this? What are you showing me? Oh, the United States. Oh, it's from you and Peru. Oh, it's from Peru.

And then now he's a Vatican City resident as well. Good for her. Robert Francis Provost probably gets, I think that they get rates at the Vatican Disney. Oh, he's 69. Yeah, he gets like the local rate, which is actually pretty great. That Vatican, have you been to Disney Vatican?

Have you heard about that place? No, I haven't. I would love to go to Disney Vatican. I've been on Spaceship Earth. I'm gonna put it this way, the shrieks don't come from the rights. Fly from North Blade. But that's not the only thing we're covering here today.

What are we covering? We have a lot of, we got a lot of of stuff Eddie. We do have a lot of stuff There's one big story. I feel like we got to talk about even though I don't want to I'm gonna talk about it because it's it's fucked up so now Vance Belter this was the I'm gonna say the Chad Daybell esc-bodied man that killed Minnesota House of Representatives Melissa Hortman and her husband. I believe House of Representatives Melissa Hortman and her husband I believe the shot most of Hortman shot her husband. I believe her husband is alive Oh, they both of them died and he also wounded state senator John Hoffman and his wife you vet

Yes, yes, so he wounded a senator as well Vance Belter should have changed his name to Vance suspender because he's shaped like an egg that is out of shape he He really he was trying to kill a lot more people too. Yeah, he was failure at that So he had a bit of a scrawled manifesto We now know that Vance Belter went to these various homes of these political representatives He went to one house of another Democratic leader and they were not home And so then he went to the Hoffman house and then he went to another house where a police SUV saw him there

he ran away and then he finally went to the final senators home that he shot and He went on he was dressed like a police officer. He had a silicon mask much like the town remember the movie the town yes it's very scary it's scary he walked in he knocked on the door he opened it up he shined the flashlight in their eyes he claimed to be the police they knew he wasn't the police immediately and he opened fire now we know that in the very very beginnings they were trying to spin it like he was some kind of Marxist. They were trying to talk about how the representative Hoffman did some vote stripping the healthcare

from undocumented citizens. And he's basically saying, oh, they at first were trying to say, oh, he's a Marxist guy that because he's so left that he wanted to kill these people, utterly incorrect. He's a full Trump-er. He wrote a little manifesto with a list of his other targets. Did you read the manifesto? I know you love manifestos.

I do, and it was so hard. You couldn't get it. It was also not... It was more of a to-do list, and it was of the things that he wanted to go, and several other people that he wanted to murder, one including Governor Tim Walz. And they are...

He did it fairly... You you know it's it's fucked up it's easy to do but he's also a uh total piece of shit uh that was obsessed with being a police officer he outfitted his car to look like a police car he had lights on it and this was all before this he had been doing this up to this point if you ask his i'm gonna say the saddest... It's not hard to become a cop. Actually, Eddie, it's not hard, but it's not easy either. Like, it just keeps the lip just enough that somebody like this piece of shit can't be a cop. Yeah.

But it's also a lot of other pieces of shit that are pieces of shit for other reasons also than get to become cops. If your roommate works at Papa John's, you shouldn't be a cop. Well, one of the things I mean the idea I think one of the biggest crushing things of this whole thing is everyone saying where's his manifesto where's his manifesto I saw his manifesto it was his 57 year old

roommate that is enough if you're 60 and you have roommates and a wife also Vance Belcher had a wife. Did he have a wife? they were all living together in the most delicious little home you could possibly imagine it looked like the candy home that the witch lived in that attracted those kids to it I'm wrong it is it's a hovel they live in a little hovel and they live we had this jaunty cowboy cap on you remember when they saw him with a cowboy hat but he was running back and forth, but his roommate... When you're hiding from the police, it's always good to put on a cowboy hat. A big hat!

Big, big hat! They're not, wait, they're not looking at me, they're looking at the hat. It was like, no, no, no, no, you look like an idiot, sir. And his... We all gotta work. This isn't about the job, okay? But when you got live news in front of your your home, and you're the roommate of a brand new political assassin I'm just gonna say

Don't throw your Papa's shirt on yeah I know you work at Papa's and you're proud of Papa J's and you like working for Papa John's obviously because you are Probably mostly garlic sauce. I imagine the most of his blood is garlic sauce. His hair looked like he was using it to style it. That's for fucking certain. He used pepperoni grease if it was a human being. I don't think this man has many shirt options.

I'm just saying, if you're got a work shirt, keep it the work shirt. We all are like this. We all got our work shirts, we got our home shirts, he needs a different shirt, the it the work shirt. We all are like this. We all got our work shirts, we got our home shirts, he needs a different shirt, the wicking isn't working, he's soaked. He looks like he was dipped in fucking marinara sauce. This guy is disgusting, and I'm ragging on him because he's another example of both him and the other one, both of the Dumpers, were what they called military enthusiasts. Now they look like beanbag chairs, but they called themselves military enthusiasts.

So these are the guys that liked to cosplay. They went and bought a bunch of assault rifles. They bought all the gear. When you saw Vance Belter, he was covered in fucking gear. He had all the armor. Did you like gear? the fires came you got you bought a bunch of gear I mean, it's not really a bad thing. I like you know, no, I like you but it's this time It's this it's calling yourself a military Enthusiast now when the most you could be is a human shield like the most that man the most the probably the best way that guy could serve our country

Yeah, is if we threw him in front of a bunch of people that we're gonna get killed instead and so this guy a these are they are both of the staunchly anti-abortion even though this man probably has a scene of a giant and since he was born and the other one was a His wife very they're they are all very very anti-abortion. They've talked on all these various gun boards They were weirdly politically connected which led some other people tossing shade around he did all this stuff But still in the end these guys went after unarmed people in their homes Yes, that is not what the military does why? debatable hey

You know what I mean, but you know like I do feel like if you're a military Enthusiast I just think that's the silliest thing I saw this kid in the gym the other day. Yeah same thing like The only like he looked like a muppet baby version of the villain from Despicable Me He was a little round little head like a little cherry tomato, a little fat body, right? A little gross little boy at the gym. And he had a shirt on that had an assault rifle on it, says, come take it. And there's a little part of him that's like, I'd love to. You know, like, I would love to come knock you over. You need to be bullied. You need to be bullied. You need to be bullied. Well maybe he's there because he was bullied. He needs to get bullied harder. Bully him harder. These people need to be bullied to death. This is like that roommate,

I guess he says he didn't know what was going on but he was also saying that Vance Belter has been, he went kind of under the radar. For a while. He was very very staunchly anti-abortion Hates women. Yeah, I'm just gonna go on a limb that he hates women and that this guy What he kind of like they used to talk like this together as boys because the roommate and Vance have been best friends and living together I guess like fourth grade fourth grade or something and They he just seems that he went underground with his beliefs for a little bit and then Unleash this plan on a bunch of people. Yeah, cuz he texted the roommate that he was gonna do it He didn't actually tell them in advance really no he told that he was a dad's gone to war today

Oh, yeah, that's what that was his family. Dad's gone to war today, and he was a preacher Oh, I mean that's it all checks out It's all just one of those things where is it a war if they're unarmed in their home It seems that you're going to somebody's house to kill them is not going to the war he also killed the dog I know that's the saddest one of all and they keep showing all the pictures of the golden retriever I mean, it was a cute fucking dog. I mean, yeah I mean we gotta be a real fucking bastard to shoot a golden retriever think about that now like a doberman or something Like I love all dogs, but like a golden retriever. That's a hard one to look in the eyes and shoot

This is the type of man that would do this Yeah, I mean he was really very very excited It was supposed to be a service dog, but they liked him so much that they kept him. Oh, that's very cute I know I mean she told her tree ver they should have made him a service dog You still realize honestly teach the dog how to use a gun not anymore The only thing and say stops a bad man with a gun a gun is a good dog with a gun amen to that Does he get charged for killing the dog as well is that like added on I'm certain it all gets in there Yeah, why not? Well, I feel like there should be just animal

There's a little bit you can get an extra month for the dog Throw something on top there, but normally yeah, they get something. Oh my god. I can't believe he killed the dog. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, I mean he just wasn't you know, he's a bass. That's just real That's like you how mean are you? And then also, just like- Even the clan likes dogs. Hey. You know, like, it's just like, I mean, what's he doing?

The white ones. You know, he also, he reminds me a lot of John Wilkes Booth and the fact that he was also, again, found in a bush. Yeah. These guys all just jump into a bush. And are devil in the Ozarks, man. They're all these guys. They look a a bush and our devil in the Ozarks bill these guys He's they look a lot alike very similar in bills. Yeah, very very similar lots of tits going on there between those guys, dude He's got tits like a mother wolf You know again it shows that the best warriors are about a hundred pounds overweight and shoot you from a foot from your face

Yeah, it seems that our most proudest warriors are the ones that do that You know even the child that tried to shoot the president did it from afar with a sniper rifle. Yes Well, yeah, we all know that Trump's ear is miraculously healed. Oh, yes, cuz thank, because God chose his ear and he saved his ear. God chose him. Yes, and we all know that that's what happens. Ask Evander Holyfield. Oh, we know his ear popped right back

and then he just keeps biting it back off. He's just like, ah, hurry up. When's that gonna finally come out? What? That Trump wasn't shot. Oh, that's over. That's very long over. But like why, that would be a scandal, right?

No, if there's what scandal with what it within what within what within there? How could that be bigger than any other scandal stole a valor? It's nothing but scandals Eddie. Yeah, it doesn't really matter So that's what they've done that very expertly. It's something but scandals. So it doesn't matter Yeah, well, I'm glad they're finally recounting the boats. I mean whoo. Yeah Wow, that's really gonna get to the bottom of it. Yeah Definitely how we should be spending our time and our fucking money that is for certain Yeah, let's just wait fucking half a year before we start thinking about and then we can we can fucking Trot out Elizabeth Warren and should go like these men aren't bad And then she'll go back to her fucking mansion all these fucking idiots all these useless fucking morons

Now let's get into some other fucking stories peeing in the shower is bad for you Well says the New York Post yeah, they'll say anything alright So the title is most people are guilty of doing this in the shower, but experts warn. It's incredibly dangerous Guilty of doing this in the shower, but experts warn it's incredibly dangerous. Don't not incredibly dangerous It's you're saying with ladies if you pee in the shower, it might make your pussy too loose Yes, I'm like your peepee your peepee door might get too swinging It could hot take but don't pee standing up in the shower or anywhere for that matter ladies You are training your bladder that it's okay to empty while standing. Don't do it. This could cause bladder leakage. I just don't know how that...

I said pee a little. It's okay. Just pee a little bit. It's fine. I thought peeing and then maybe stopping it very quickly might help your pee peeing muscles. SideStore's LPOTL at gmail.com. How do you strengthen your pee pee muscles?

If we all smelled a little like pee pee, then it would be more acceptable. I don't like pee pee. You don't like pee pee? I don't want to smell like pee pee, no. Yeah, well, come on would be more acceptable. I don't like pee-pee. You don't like pee-pee? I don't wanna smell like pee-pee, no. Oh, come on, why not? Cause I don't like the smell of urine. Do you leak at all sometimes?

Yeah, of course. It goes in my pants. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what they're for. I get a little dot on my underwear when I wake up in the middle of the night. That's what underwear's for. You know what I get so mad about when I pee

in the middle of the night and there's a little bit on my underwear? I feel I can't put the pillow back in between my legs until it dries Just be a husband and do it buddy. No, I got away. I mean, it's your pillow. I don't want to get pink I it's your pillow. I know it's my have them. I have my below waist. Oh, you have a peepee pillow Well, I have a possible shit piss calm pillow. Really never know what's gonna come out of me Wow I do have enough of you come on bed to designate well I don't come on my pillows not necessarily not unless I try

weird Weird yeah, I think it's weird Yeah So the New York Post says that if you pee standing up it kind of fucks with your bladder And then they even said it could be bad for men why is everything have to have rules? Oh, is everything with rules? I could see why people want there to be no rules Yeah, I'm so sick of these stupid rules Yeah, they say um it's for one not very hygienic, but more importantly than that it will destroy your pelvic floor

Yes, and it might also create mental associations where you hear water running and all of a sudden you need to run to the bathroom What are we are we all dogs? No, it's weird though. I do find that like when I sometimes I'll really have to pee and then it's only because I'm thinking about it You know and then it'll just if I can if I could train my mind then the and then it goes away Then you can pee then just pee. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, sometimes you're busy, but nothing matters Just stop what you're doing and go pee. Not if you're at the movies I always do stop the movie I get up and I go pee man. It's hard. I do I know I just saw Indiana Jones in the last crusade for Father's Day. That's how I celebrated

Oh wow, and I had three peas during the movie and I felt bad each time But at least it was good about seeing an old movie that you've seen a million times I knew exactly when to go pee exactly yeah, that was nice And I love to choose yes, but they say a standing while urinating also puts men at risk for benign prostatic Hyperlapseia which occurs when the prostate gland and surrounding tissue expand Obstructing the urethra sadly for many men the thought of sitting while peeing is looked down upon in

Germany those who stand to relieve themselves are called sit sprinklers. No, I am a fucking, I am a sit sprinkler. You're a sit sprinkler! See, I'm a sweet, I am, I've talked about this. No, no, I have talked about this. I am a proud sit sprinkler. Yeah.

I am proud of it. I pee while sitting, but not by choice. I'm already sitting I'll let it go but I I have Y'all you trying to read or what's the deal? No, I'm just trying to sit now. What about the middle of the night? Whenever I sometimes I said sometimes most of them I'll stand because it's easier to get to the water while I'm standing. Mm-hmm But yeah, dude, I sit now, dude. All the time? Almost 90, 85% of the time, yeah. Not when you're out in public.

No. Public urinal. Yes. Yeah, yeah, I have to do urinal. When I'm home, I sit. Really? Yeah, buddy. Do you... At here or at work, I sit? Do you read or do you just... Nope. Do you get lost in your thoughts or you just pee and go? I pee and go. Really?

Yeah. And you sit and you just get out? Because I imagine if I sat to pee I would sit there for an extra five minutes. I do sometimes but also I'm trying to not get Piles anymore. Oh pile my butthole to get worse anymore by being on the toilet for too long Oh, yeah, well, that's the other fucking problem, but I'm just saying that's why I'm not saying something that they're the whole time You got to sit down to pee man. That's crazy. Not a pee guys Whatever he's not even a fucking I know Lionel Messi the guy Lionel Messi That's who you look up to as a sit sprinkler not a shit sprinkler is one of those guys

That's what you do. I'm going to sit sprinkle I'm going to do it because I'm a even more of a man than a man who stands. Yeah, because guess who sits Kings Kings it well, it's a throne. I guess that makes sense. Yeah. Because guess who sits? Kings. King sit? Well, it's a throne, I guess. That makes sense. See? Yeah, but one thing I heard about Lionel is he makes a messy of his pants. He is driving very fast.

Very, very scared. Now, speaking of, I want to talk about this story. Horrific. None of us like hearing about plane crashes because we have to be on planes so much. Oh, yeah. But this story is just I mean There's not much to it. It's just insane the India crash Was last Thursday. Yeah, air India the plane crashed

I want to say it was something like more than 200 bodies have already been pulled from it Everybody died on this massive play in this massive plane crash except for one dude. His name is Vishwas Kumar Ramesh. He told Indian state media DD news that he said, I managed to unbuckle myself, use my leg to push through that opening and I crawled out. Essentially, they said they went up, the plane went up, the lights started flickering on the plane went up it started like the lights are flickering on the plane then they said it felt like it stopped in the air and then it slammed into a fucking building and

He said his when they slammed the whole thing exploded except his section fell from the top of the building and Landed and the way he put it was that he was sitting there blinking his eye. He was like, he thought he was dead. He looks fine.

He's got like a scratch on his face. He has almost no injuries. Everybody else is dead. 11A. Yeah, that was his seat. That was his seat, just so you know. That's a good seat. And so he, like the way he put it,

I can totally imagine how surreal that must be Right like you fall from the sky and you're sitting there and you're just alive and he's like feeling his body Like what the fuck is wrong with me? And then he just gets up and he walks out of the plane crash and so he got they checked him for injuries He seems to be fine. Where are your seat belt every once in a while? It seems to really work Yeah, yeah, but he was also sitting right next to the emergency exit So maybe that was something that helped him out

Maybe or maybe he just wanted it more than the rest of them everything about that Maybe he just wanted to live more than everybody else on that plane. That's a good point Maybe we should be giving this man the unbreakable test. I would love to see now now. Let's try to stab him. Yeah Someone call M night Shyamalan. We should find out what's happening. Shoot him in the head. Let's shoot him. Let's shoot him in the head.

If we shoot him in the head and he lives, then what? He's king. Pope. If a guy's invincible, what is the guy who's invincible? Who do we give him? I feel like you don't want to give him a role of power. And he's already got everything. He's invincible.

Yeah, but that also means you're going to have to figure out how to work for the rest of your life. Yeah, it doesn't make him super strong. He's invincible. Yeah, but that also means you're gonna have to figure out how to work for the rest of your life. Yeah, it doesn't make him super strong. No, nothing. It just makes you live forever. So if he's invincible, he might have to die naturally. Send him to Antarctica. SideStoriesLPOTL.Gmail.com

Speaking of Antarctica. What should we do with these invincible people? Yeah, what do you do with an invincible man? I do wanna talk about Antarctica, actually. Why do you wanna talk about Antarctica? That is the most, I mean, this is the... It's just wild to me. That's just got to be the craziest turnaround that you could ever do.

Like, you could just live. You could just live! What, from the plane? You ever seen that story with the Errol Morris documentary series with the chick that fell out of the plane in her chair? No! A plane exploded midair and she fell out of the plane in her chair and then crashed in a tree and lived? Wow.

Another crazy story. That's just one of those that I have reoccurring nightmares of flying, a plane around me exploding and me flying through the air. It's called Wings of Hope. Oh wow. Well I'm going to start taking different flights of you because I don't have any... Oh yes, Werner Herzog, not Errol Morris. Oh, okay. It was Werner Herzog. It's great.

It's a little short. You got to watch it. You would love to see this. Wow, this happened in... It was a 98 made-for-TV documentary. Okay, cool. Yes, she said that people were... It was wild the way she described how when she landed, she caught her...

Like, she took herself off the chair, and she just saw people just their feet Sticking out of the ground. Oh, yeah, because they just they want chair first. They landed for they just buried themselves in the ground, man I remember do you remember that plane crash in Jersey? I want to say it was like 99 or 2000 my buddies had just moved there and They fuck at the plane crashed in their in their in their yard and it were like it was because it was kind of scattered and they

had like people in their seats like in their backyard and shit. But they didn't crash through the house or anything. So that's nice. That's nice. Thanks. Yes. Yeah. So you know, are you scared of playing still or you don't mind?

You're stressed out. I'm actively in therapy that I do work on it. It's so weird, because I feel safer in a plane than a car. Once I'm up, I'm fine. It really goes through, I've dealt through it, it's just weird. It's one of those things that's kind of come up and gone away from me. It's just so out of your control, it can't even upset me. I know, but then it's so out of my control, it does upset me.

Because I do wish I could go over there and just wrestle the controls from that fucking pilot You'd have no idea what to do if you won the fight Exactly, that's what scares me Stronger pilots that's what we're looking for. Yes fight Oh Man, well, yeah, so what do you do? Yeah, let me talk about this. I'll talk about this. What happened in Antarctica? Well, this is again not a heck of a lot to it, but is it is I'm gonna say good concerning. All right, so we have part of what we do is the in our Antarctica

is obviously a very mysterious place and we Have fought over it for a very very long time Yeah, right like we we fight over it Russia fought over it for a very, very long time. Right? Like we fight over it. Russia fought over it. We got like it's supposed to be this international zone. And now that the temperatures are rising, more and more weird shit just coming out of Antarctica. We've been talking about they saw these weird creatures.

I don't know if you saw this thing where it was like they found this sort of like essentially a new type of like fish Creature that just swimming around in the ice like you know that we're talking about maybe getting release Viruses getting released yes from the inside of the ice all this type of shit Yeah, they found it happen. They call them feather stars these thing that they found these really gross little creatures, right? But this is one of those where those things are awesome. Yeah, it's awesome Yeah, they named after a strawberry. Oh, we named it after strawberry 20 arms. Yeah, it's really gross I don't like it. It looks like a face hugger. Yes, it's found in Antarctica

But now it's things in Antarctica just got a little bit more mysterious. What happened now? So they have this thing they detect pulsars coming from space using a thing called the Antarctic impulsive transient antenna Anita it's a balloon it's got antennas on it so we do to sort of like we listen for space through the signals from cosmic space right that's the idea we're listening for signals from space where we're catching whenever comes in but the way they used to it I found interesting is that the signal signals from space where we're catching whenever comes in but the way they used to it It was I found interesting is that the signal comes from space and it bounces off the ice and up and that's how they hear it

Yeah They're getting this new set of sounds. They are saying is coming directly from underneath the ice It's probably well That's not good They're saying that nothing should be able to make a Signal that could travel through that amount of ice. Oh up to it That they don't know why they feel like maybe that things have significantly changed. We don't know They said the signals seem to pass through thousands of kilometer of rock. Whoa

They don't know what they're of course, they're calling it a fascinating mystery. It's probably an earthquake. Uh, don't know. They could know it's continuous. Okay. It's in a repeated fashion. They said that something could have come from neutrinos, which are particles that make up, I believe, I might be wrong here, but I believe neutrinos are essentially the things that make up atoms

Right there look good very base of reality. This is way past my knowledge Neutrinos, you know, they're they they're just around us, right? They give us maths Detecting them is very hard So sometimes they say that when one of them does hit something sometimes inside of like a hit a signal or recording signal Neutrinos will make sounds apparently I Don't know what the hell this means could be a bloop It could be a poop bloop member the bloop poop. I know I know shit. I understand my ass. I understand shit

You about talking about the bloop. Do you remember the bloop bloop doesn doesn't blue doesn't live in that neighborhood. What about a crackin? Oh? Like the crackin crackin I think he's booked he's working with Leon Newsom Other you're the crackin I mean we do have giant octopi, but they don't live under the ice They live in the deep deep water interesting, so they're not under the ice I was the under ice melting as well? Do you think something could be cutting loose from down there? I don't know if the FUPA ice is melting. I think that they call it the FUPA layer.

I know, I've heard that before. The fat upper pussy arctic area. And that is very difficult for anything to go in and out of that. It's very thick. Oh, no, that's what that FUPA stands for. Oh, yeah. Oh, great. I love that. Thank you, Rob. Yeah, yeah.

Rob just looked up FUPA, and he gave us a lot of examples. Yes, yeah, it was very popular. People love that shit. No, they really do. But yeah, that's really all there is to this. It's weird, bad, maybe. It's hard. Antarctica, I feel like sometimes we get news stories from there and then it's just so far away,

nothing ever gets followed up. Like, what happened to those scientists? Are they dead? Are they happy? Do you remember we found out we couldn't hear from them for six months? Yeah. Oh yeah, so it's been about, it's been like what,

like four months now or something like that? No, no. Yeah, has that happened in months now or so? No. No. Yes. It's that happen in like March or April. So no Yeah, I don't know what's going on with these guys Antarctica South African Whatever happened to them. Yeah, this wasn't March. You're right. Yeah, so these guys I mean we don't know what happened to him I mean, they're probably fine. They probably just talked it out Yeah, sure, definitely. Yeah, I'll talk about this thing now. They said they really can't for ten more months. They're still trapped there

They're trapped for ten months. There's nothing they can do so we don't even know. Nope. That's pretty cool That's gonna be fun to find out. I want to find out the whole ending Yeah, I'd love to find out the end of the story. Yeah, if these are related That would be awesome. I mean they're scientists. They should know about that would be cool. I hope that's true I wonder if this is them just shooting guns into the ice see that's fun. I would do that Let's blow it up. That's what I say get a couple grenades throw it in there I want to blow up some of these what are they called sea fairies? What are they called them those weird horrible creatures? Sucking and fucking on each other. What are the under the 20 arm thing? Yeah

Oh, yeah yeah the feather the feather eels or feather stars you love them I mean they're they creep me out they really do they give me like a give me weird free feel weird would you go to Antarctica yeah yeah I'd love to go yeah I'd rather go to the North Pole yeah I think I'd like to do both yes I'd love to go to why I know no attraction to the South Pole I'll go anywhere at this point but space Yes, I love to go to you know why I know no attraction to the South Pole I'll go anywhere at this point, but space you don't want to go to space No, not with the guys that are currently running it. No you would go would you go at NASA?

No, if would you ever consider making up with NASA? No, no, you're dead to you fuck them Wow, so none of the space people you're into at all. No. What about like Japan? I'd love to defect to Japan. Yeah, that'd be fun. I'm trying to defect to China every week. Well, I wanted to tell you, I found this thing right before we came in here, and it's from,

full disclosure, it's from Daily Mail, so. Yeah, who knows? We don't know if this is true or not, but the story's two side story-y to not. Yeah, I just wanted to bring it up nudist resort residents Hot dog taunt a neighbor ended in double murder. That's right a hot dog based on yes That's right. An elderly couple were killed and mutilated by their neighbor after being humiliated with a taunt about a hot dog. That's right. Michael Royce Spark 62 is facing murder charges over the deaths of Stephanie and Daniel Menard, who were brutally killed at their nudist community in Olive Dell Ranch in Redlands, California.

Okay, that's a nice place to have a nudist resort. Now he wasn't mad about the nudist stuff. Whoa, she's, that's the naked lady, huh? Well, she's got something on there. She's got a smock on. They're having fun. Honestly. No judgment here, man.

No, there's no judgment at all. I'm glad that they got to be as naked as they wanted to be. Yes. But he lives next door to them, and they've had a lot of fights over the tree overhanging. Are they nude during these fights? I don't know that. There's been a noisy generator that's made Sparks upset also.

But he felt most humiliated after Menard bought him a $1 hot dog. And the reason he was mad is that he thought that he was worth more. It's weird. So the guy, he's a homeless man? The Menards bought the hot dog. No, he's their neighbor, he's got a house. So they just bought him a hot dog out of the goodness of their heart.

Mr. Sparks felt that the hot dog was a jab at him, making him feel like he was worth only a dollar hot dog, and that's what set him off that day I'm not some kind of holla holla fucking hot dog. I'm not a fucking dollar hot dog. I'm a Hebrew goddamn national Sparks went outside and struck. Mr. Bernard in the head until it caved in yeah That's what you get my fucking dare you think I'm a one dollar hot dog I know goddamn one dollar hot dog now. You're a fucking one dollar dead old man That's right. And then Michael's wife Stephanie came outside yelling. No, no, no

No, you're a dead woman, too Yes, and he he beat her until she was dead with a rake a hoe and a hammer They call me the gardener you come and fucking try to give me a dollar hot dog I refuse next time you go to subway you get me a sandwich from Jersey Mike's He allegedly told fellow prisoners that he just membered Stephanie and mutilated Michael During a search for the home the police found the body parts tucked in plastic bags and a Home Depot bucket I did it in a funny way where what I did was I carved them up into six and I could show how the buns come in packs of eight.

That's right! And that drives me crazy! I don't have anything else! And I'll carve them in! I have many! Oh, what am I supposed to do with the two extra buns? See, I don't understand. Like a pack of hot dogs, like a nice Hebrew national pack is less than a dollar a hot

dog. So why does this guy really want? I don't understand like a pack of hot dogs a nice Hebrew national pack is less than a dollar a hot dog So this guy was this guy really want why? You look at me You look at me your neighbor You're the man that helps you make up the spirit of this town. What is it called? She boinging she boinging a Dick's resort like old hang a dick's resort. I am the one that makes this nudist colony resort like old hangin' dicks resort. I am the one that makes this nudist colony. Everybody knows I'm the one with the funnest butt hair and everyone likes to see me naked the most. And you decided that my incredible sable gray body hair is worth a dollar hot dog? You die.

You die. Judge, jury and executioner,. Coes the gavel court is adjourned Everyone's dead is we have an unfortunate theme today because after he killed both of them dead dead dead dead dead dead dead He then went inside their house and grabbed their shit sue and drowned it in their sink Mmm, and then brought it out to the hillside and left it there for coyotes to eat See it's a bit I see that step too far. That is a step too far because It has an underbite or had an underbite It has an underbite or had an underbite

Shut up cuddles shut the fuck up cuddles the Menards were missing for four days before the case I'm no fucking $1 hot dog. I'll never be whatever again $1 hot dog. Oh, you give your neighbor a $1 hot dog. Oh yeah. You give your neighbor a one dollar hot dog and you don't think he's not going to systematically kill all of you and your dog? Oh yeah. He texted a friend before he was taken in by the cops, hey it's me committing suicide today, take care, bye. Wow. And he didn't?

No he didn't actually. They said wait what's going on? Where are you and he said chopped up my neighbors didn't know I had it in me snapped Use punctuation If he used punctuation, that's a true put a comma after snapped Wow and then that was the end of it So I think he was just upset. He then tried He did try to kill himself with a long rifle But it misfired or jammed and then the cops were like alright get out of here. Well. Yeah, we're gonna take you in

Just just doesn't wow yeah, so is him. There's a crazy ass story. I feel like it's barely in the news Hey, it really seems like such an insane tale to not like make it across every that's why I'm a little skeptical that it's even true I mean it sounds Sadly Reasonable it sounds like a thing. I have heard yeah, and people will kill for Because everybody seems to be real torqued up. He looks like he would do it. Oh He definitely looks like a man who kills over a dollar. Oh, no. No, that's a man. I There but for the grace of God I have to look at this man's face and remember

Choose your battles. Mm-hmm. Choose your battles Sometimes it's just a hot dog sometimes Sometimes it's a mortal insult But in the case that it's a mortal insult take it to the courts Okay But in the case that it's immortal insult take it to the courts Okay That's my word of that's my little word of wisdom take it to the courts taking it to the courts Taking it to the car taking it to the courts

Here we go, um, all right, I think it's time for some listener Hemo I think just real quick before we move forward forward there are two new sphere Videos that have come out and they look fake I'm going to save some of that for the stream great, so we'll go over the different spheres. We got new spheres in town New spheres new shapes its spheres Sphere queer they're here sphere to queer. Just understand that the spheres are here and there ain't nothing we're gonna do about it,

so we might as well just let them marry each other. All right, because we have several, yeah, because it was the Bugosphere, now you got one in China, we have another one in- Columbia, Columbia. Yeah, it's close to where the Bugosphere was. A lot of spheres. Now we gotta get to

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costs about 19,000 19,000 That's before the hospital takes their markup. Whoa. Yep. Oh, yeah, it's definitely more than a baby cuz it's entirely elective That's crazy like technically it's entirely like I guess it makes sense. Yes, how much your fake tits? Like technically it's entirely like I guess it makes sense. Yes, how much your fake tits? Two grand I think you pop it one out pop it in and out two grants Not bad You can get like I believe you can get a discount too depending on where you're at or what you want to do for your Life or you don't do for living

I think that if you're a certain age, I believe you get them for free if you're 18 and you're getting into the dancing From there anywhere from five grand to ten grand for fake tits. Damn. I mean, I suggest going for the ten grand. Go for the bigger ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go for the bigger ones with the better ones. The better doctor. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Go to see his brother. He'll give you some fake tits. Go see my old buddy, see his brother. Come on, he'll pop your tits out. He'll make brand new ones. He'll take out the old ones. He'll throw them in the trash.

He'll pop on some new ones. And everyone will love you again. So let's go. A lot of people, the reason why they said the border patrol shows up places just because they're specifically very good at tracking humans No, yes a lot of times. Yes, and then a lot of times they're brought in because they are Specifically trained to track people over wide expanses of desert. Mm-hmm. So they're very good at finding people I got a buddy who's not a buddy, an old friend from college.

Honestly, he wasn't even a friend. He was just someone I knew in college, and he was the most racist person in our friend group. And he got a head injury, and he wanted to be a cop, and it didn't work out, and so now he's bored of patrol Then he married a Mexican woman and she helps him find Mexicans together that is fascinating. Yes, that is I'll never understand never know. I don't know how people work man. Yeah people are the most interesting They never they never stop being interesting. Yeah. All right, here we go

Oh one asked it remember we asked about the two kids that killed about whether or not they were gonna get their diploma because they did It right before graduation. Oh, yeah, I got an answer on that. Oh public educator of 17 years in both, California and Oregon From my experience the students will still graduate and receive their diplomas but will not be allowed to walk in graduation. This is assuming their teachers have turned in their final grades already. The only way I don't think they would is if they went to a private school who set their own rules or if they were jailed and able to take their finals and failed classes.

Technically, they're innocent until proven guilty. That's correct. So the school wouldn't make that call for fear of being sued. Yes, if they were found guilty before graduation, they probably wouldn't graduate from their high school But they could probably finish up in prison. Yeah. Yep. All right good I hope they really figure it out. Yeah, I really hope they really hope they figure that one out also One opening in Notre Dame next year If you're holding out maybe hit him back up.

Maybe one of you. It's better for you to be the talking Irish instead of the fighting the thinking Irish. Yeah. I'm going to tell one glimmer man story because I like all these glimmer. You love the glimmer, man. I like glimmer, man. Great. I was somewhere between the ages of two to five when this happened, and it's actually

one of my earliest memories. I distinctly remember being awakened and taken out of bed in the middle of the night by being so strange that the memory stuck with me for the rest of my life. The entity had the silhouette of a person, but the figure looked to be made out of TV static. In the static, little orbs of colourful light would slowly blink in and out. This thing took me by the hand and gently but firmly led me through the house. I remember we moved slowly and almost gracefully, and I remember crying the entire time because I was absolutely terrified. I had the distinct impression that it was taking me out of our house for whatever reason.

It then led me to our living room and sat me down cross-legged in the center of the floor. It then slunk away into the darkness, leaving me all by myself. I sat there crying for what seemed to be a long time, afraid to move, before my father found me and took me back to my room. Obviously there's weird things about this story. First it wasn't, it clearly wasn't a dream because I know exactly how I got to the living room and I parents still remember finding me there to this day. Second it was strange because it seemed like it was taking me to the front door, which

was an absolute bitch to open because the house was like 200 years old and that door required a skeleton key. It was actually so hard to open and close that we always used the side door to avoid the headache. Looking back, the being felt incredibly gentle. It was almost motherly now that I think of it. I remember how gently and almost lovingly it seemed to sit me down on the floor. I'm not sure if it sat me there because I was crying too loudly and I blew its cover, if it planned on leaving me there from the very beginning, or if there was a period of missing time that I don't remember and it was dropping me off after taking me out of the house like I was anticipating.

Sounds like it was nice and it cared about him. Who knows. What tops it all off is the fact that my father had an incredibly similar Experience when he was a child my father is what you could probably would probably consider to be an abductee And he said that the experience that mirrored mine was one of his very first encounters with the visitors No, my dad's side of the family is filled with abductees going through generations going back generations Which we all know is an uncommon for this sort of thing I never connected this experience with the other weird experiences I had growing up and certainly not to the abduction phenomenon until a couple of years ago

And I've had a lot of weird shit I've had a lot of weird shit happen to me in my life, but this one was definitely one of the strangest Is that something you hear like when people are adopted if like someone's dad is abducted you have more of a Chance of being abducted yourself. It almost it seems that it's almost always in the family Okay, that it comes from a long line and it's a lot of times if you believe you've been experiencing this type of thing It's been going on since you were a kid. So it's like getting molested Yeah, by your father who was probably molested himself Yeah So it's like getting molested. Yeah by your father who was probably molested himself Yeah

You know, it's just we can always play that game ghost alien or molested. Yes You know, we always can because guess what if the molestants going and the ghosts are going and the aliens are going We got a show. That's right. You can be love the fact that anytime something bad happens That's another thing for old Ed and Henry to joke about and we love the we live for the fact that Yeah, sure You know what we're doing is that we're really helping people have a cathartic experience and we're really helping people laugh At the things that are difficult to laugh at and also it's fun to just be laughing at things that are extremely inappropriate.

Just like a couple of dead dogs. God, wow. Yeah. Before we get to our piss friend, I wanted to say, if you're in Northern Michigan and you got a Bigfoot photo, you're gonna wanna go to this marijuana dispensary. They said that they're gonna give out free joints.

They're giving out free joints of the best the best pictures Yeah, what's it? It's it's only one pre-roll That's guys. I got a picture of Bigfoot. Oh, you're giving me a pound of fucking weed. Yeah That's my complaint here. Oh, no what I suggest you do if you got a picture of Bigfoot you fucking hold these fuckers You attack them you gotta attack them. You gotta show up and be like, you're getting shit. I got a pound of weed for you. I'll give you, I'll buy you a pound of weed.

If you got, don't go to this place. No, send it to me. Side stories. LPOTL at gmail.com. I swear I will get you a pound of weed. I have a bounty. Yes. Yes. Yeah, I got half, Henry's got the other half.

We will get you a pound of weed. If you have a credible picture But fuck this one pre-roll. Let's fucking jump ahead of this dude. Yes. No. Yeah, you have a good honestly Eddie If you have a good picture of Bigfoot you're gonna get a pound of weed. Mm-hmm You're also gonna come to every one of our shows that sure year. Yeah for free But you know Probably you can't come backstage. No. No.

But I want that picture. And that picture better be good. It better be a damn fine picture. And I also want that picture to be fucking, we need to get an analysis guy in here. Oh no, we're definitely screening this fucking photo and having it taken in in if we believe the photo In the first place. I mean this I am NOT fucking joking. I'm serious. This is the fucking this is a prize

It's gonna pay for itself. Yeah Yeah, bring photo. It's so unique cannabis can go fuck. No fuck unique cannabis man. I mean great Proof of Bigfoot for a pre-roll. Oh, they put Bigfoot is two words Yeah, it's pretty angry Bigfoot's one word of the Welch Yeah, they're gonna fucking Welch I was gonna like these guys, but now that I've thought about this for two seconds fucking a literally before this we were talking about How awesome this was yeah, I know I'm a pre-roll. That's it. That's it for Proof of proof of bigfoot is worth at least

a hundred thousand dollars right Well, I'm gonna pound a week. Yeah, no, no, I don't have a hundred thousand dollars. No, we're not I don't have that No, I do not have this money No, I'm not giving it no no no no The money that you deserve technically you should sell it But if you want something from us, yes, we are we are we are overstepping these motherfuckers. Yes So I want to hear about I want to find your bigfoot photos, and if it looks credible We're gonna get an analyzed and then if it seems like it's on the level you got a pound of weed coming your way Yep, you're gonna probably have to come here to get it

But yes, you're gonna have to come to California to get it, but still yeah I'm gonna make it happen. All right, and for those somebody speak at all. Oh, will they make it happen? Uh, yeah, they will because we make shit happen all the time that we're making for our buddy filmmaker Derek Milton Yes, who has spent the last I say year or, doing a full deep dive into the piss bandit. Now if you guys remember he has now a new YouTube documentary called the piss saga. It is on his YouTube channel. What is his YouTube channel? It is at Derek Milton. Yes, go and check it out. D as in dog, E, R as in rape, E, K as in karate e r is in rape e K is in karate M is in munch I L is in lick T is in tits. Oh and as

In Nevermind the album by Nirvana. You just said I you know you didn't give them a little thing They don't need them. You're right. No, I know nothing really rhymes with I doesn't except for You don't need them. You're right. No, I know nothing really rhymes with I doesn't except for All right folks come see side stories live come to the show the last podcast show in Atlanta at the end of the month Out as hell though. Yeah. Well the the side story shows are sold out at dad's garage But the last podcast show at the co the Coca Cola Roxy still has a couple tickets left, so go check that out. We're talking July 11th, we're gonna be in Salt Lake City, he's wise, guys.

August 7th, Asheville Orange Peel. September 21st, Kansas City, the Truman Theater. October 24th, right in California, we're coming back to the Mateo Community Center. Yeah! They're gonna be sponsoring the one pound giveaway. Oh, the uh... Hahaha!

November 3rd through 7th. Dude, if we get a real picture of Bigfoot, if we get a credible picture of Bigfoot, this is what I'm, we have to, this has to happen. Yes, no, yeah, if you have a picture, we got a pound of weed for you. You need it, by the way. If you're seeing Bigfoot, you need weed.

You need weed. November 3rd through November 7th crime wave at see comm slash left come and see Henry and I Yuck it up. Oh, yeah, and then hey, you know I just want to give a big shout out to Cuddles Cuddles poor poor Cuddles you shouldn't have died in that I'm really sad that you're... I'm really, really sad that your parents could not have respected your neighbor more. Yes. Yeah, no, it's a shame. Cuddles... Drowned in puddles. And I'll be, uh, at the... I'll be doing jokes for, uh, the dog rescue!

At the Mason Shore Rescue! That's gonna be on Tuesday in North Hollywood over at Haley's wine 7 p.m. On Lancashire Check that out. Also, I got a show planned on August 29th in Cincinnati, Ohio Tickets are available on my website Eddie tunes com. So come see me there if you're in the Cincinnati. I'm gonna be at the Rheingeist Brewery in August 29th We're gonna have a lot of fun. I love you guys That's it. Yeah, yeah, we did it. We really did it. Good work RIPP to cuddles and the golden retriever are real heroes of the day Wow two dogs died this year this episode two dogs were senselessly murdered. That's really very sad. It really is sad

The humans! I couldn't care less. Don't really, you know, it's upsetting but yeah. I just couldn't care less. Alright guys! No saying goodbye. No cuddles!