Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Something to Do With Love

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's true crime stories including a modern day Bonnie and Clyde story ends in suicide, the mysterious Airdrop that caused a stir for passengers, a cult of poop eaters, the "best UFO photo ever", a furry Hero of the Week, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to this is the last top gas on the left side stories You know what it is last week I was food poisoned throughout most of the week I do like that. You pretend as if you weren't complicit Look at my face patreon. Look at you can't see it at all, but look at this innocent face Okay, I know I'm sorry, but the thing is then I decided we went to Vegas for 24 hours real quick me and that Little like romantic valley is very fun. You know, he's gonna bang it out in a different state It's nice to switch it up and it's just something about like but then I added spaghetti to it and it's nice though But I will say is the new spaghetti pushed out the old bad spaghetti

All right, everyone welcome to side stories. I have been hanging out with spaghetti Indulging I don't want to get to in the weeds but so during love making it changes in Vegas for you You do different. No, no, no, no everybody. I can see I mean this is for the couples out there Isn't it not nice to bang out of state like you want I love I love having sex in my home We do right, but I also like to do it's nice to change an area code because then it feels like oh fresh and new But it's not You it's not cheating or anything It kind of feels like oh we're to different people because we're happier because we're gonna hotel because I don't have to clean up afterwards

Not that all the wait a second. Oh, let's move on. All right. We all the juices are well maintained by the family Colleague man. We just don't need to hear that. I'm sorry. I didn't mean I'm sorry We are fine we're set to go. Yeah, wow We want to thank everyone who came out to our show at the Avalon this past Friday Yes, Henry and I we would blabbing and everyone was so incredibly sweet. So thank you for coming out to our experiment Which was a very fun experience. So thanks everyone to come who came out Seriously, I might just have to get you today. Yes, we do and it might get repeated I don't know when we're gonna book another side stories live, but it was so much fun

There's a lot of really interesting stories this week. So we gotta start with speaking of love We should start with we have love gone horribly right and then awfully wrong. What is it about? What was it called again? Histophilia Hybristophilia, what's that? Hybristophilia is the predilection to want to have sex with a convict Okay, well, I think all of it is a criminal. I Incarcerated person. Okay. I guess some people it really takes a hold of them Right like people really get into this and there's one woman that it was it is a direct result of her entire life Yes, and I know that this has got something to do. This got something to do with love

I don't know what it is. It's Vicky white is her name and Casey white ironically enough. No relation No, Casey the male and Vicky the female guard at a corrections facility. I just love that they're continuing the white race What a great what a pair I might be out of school here, but she's kind of cute Interesting. She's not like I mean I Hmm, I you know, I'm sure it was she's dead. No White was a corrections officer. This is out of Evansville, Indiana Vicky white was a corrections officer that was guarding a a murder Casey white who was being put in a low security to like transfer area for him to go back in between

federal penitentiaries, right? Okay, and Somewhere in the transfer Vicky white and Casey white during a scant period of time when they got to know each other They fell on some kind of very intense powerful love chemistry is real Sometimes you get a smell of someone and then your brain is just like whoop whoop whoop whoop And then all rational is gone and maybe that's what happened here Vicky white 56 years fun and Casey white 38 They're believed to have been in Evansville since at least May 2nd That's where they left, right? They've been disappeared in the night with a truck that apparently Vicky white had recently purchased Which is apparently so this was planned at some point Vicky white sold her house when she met Casey white or either that either happened

Circumstantially right for coincidentally or she met this dude. She says fuck it What we do need though is some funds if we're gonna fall in love so she won't she sold her car She understood that the practical nature of needing to stay together sometimes takes money. This is why honestly Bonnie and Clyde They could have learned something from this older couple who understood. It's not all fun and games Sometimes you've got to sell your house. They escaped from the Vanderburg Center according to County Sheriff Dave wedding They apparently did not have a very good plan. No Um, so that was kind of one of the problems. They did a couple of moves that are so Grand Theft Auto

It's pretty incredible. So they went they left in her new truck They then went to a car wash and they thought that the way that you do this is that I'm gonna put the car in the car wash, right? Oh my god, and we're gonna steal another car here. It is Grand Theft Auto Yes, it doesn't work. No, you knock at the stars. They don't eliminate. They don't go away in real life No, they don't know they keep going and so this was an 11-day manhunt for Vicky white Oh, because at first they thought like there was a little bit of a discussion of like, okay Maybe Casey white has taken this woman hostage But then they found out she's been taking cash out of her bank accounts and they didn't know what was happening

Okay, so she'd like because at first they're like all right Maybe this is a murder situation Vicky white is a hostage blah blah blah they then started realizing Oh, no, they're shacking up and they start seeing them on various security cameras on the run Plenty see them going together. They see them kissing. They see them engaging with each other They seem to be like, oh, I guess they're in cahoots and it ends in a full on like one and want to be shootout Casey white actually said straight up because he was captured when they found them He wanted to shoot out with the cops But what happened that they were in a full-on attack or like they were being chased by the police

They got railroaded into a ditch out of a moment of pure desperation Yeah, Vicky white put the gun in her own mouth. Oh my brains out. They arrested Casey white He said he wanted to show down with the cops, but too late. But if Vicky knew I won't go down with y'all Casey by my side It seems romantic, but it's not because it's horrible. Apparently there was a bunch of guns in the car They had an AXM AR-15 and 29 grand and four wigs And that's what I have to switch up the wicks with the between the either one of you if you need to do all those Well, now I'm wearing a Vicky wig. They're gonna think I'm a beautiful lady Right, and then she puts on some kind of Jerry curl wig. They're like, oh, they're gonna think I'm Rick James

Yeah, they really kind of did a Bugs Bunny meets Grand Theft Auto approach in a way You do have to wonder at what point did they realize it's no longer fun like the idea of being on the run It reminds me of Richard was a Matthew sweats the guys from upstate New York That also had a woman help the female guard help them out And then I think she quickly realized that she's way over her head and she was detained immediately, but I feel like The one dude who ended up killing getting shot by the cops He just went out and he got hammered at this at some cabins and stuff Yes, I feel like it was fun for a second, but then a little bit. It's got a really get stressful very very fast, dude

I actually really read this. Do you know she disappeared on her day of retirement? She was supposed to retire that day April 29th when they made the move She had wait. She just did it all wrong then. Well, that's not how you retire. No, man She saw the head of herself. She was like, I'm going to fuck it. But I well, you know what? Yeah, I'm on the right side Guess what if loving you is wrong. I don't want to be right. Well, I get that I'm a criminal you are Yeah, oh, I'm some kind of felonious woman for getting you out of jail. You murder gonna murder my pussy Also to make this even more unique Kasey white. He was six foot nine. Yeah, so I love tiny man

I love that they were like I'm six foot nine. This is a joke. I used to do on stage how I can never be a murderer because it's just there's no one Everyone no one fits my description, but me. Oh, yeah Um, I just feel like for him at six foot nine putting a wig on in order to disguise himself It you need to cut your knees off Like he needs to actually have surgery and like you just need to sit in the car You can't stand up ever again. No, because if you're six nine, there's we are point one percent of the population So and you know anyway, so that's interesting

But you've actually said this to me before about how like technically being tall it's people who want to women want to talk to you All the time. So maybe that's what this is Vicky white sitting around there. Maybe a little bit She's a little bit shaped like an egg Hey, she was retiring and she I don't I mean honestly brother when it comes to prison guards She is like a normal looking One yeah, honestly, maybe she I mean I can't even imagine what that sex is like what you once you break him out And he just rains down. Oh he coming for you I would assume I'm gonna describe it as clunky and a little lumpy, but you know what shut the hole

You know what slowed them all up what was that none of them? They all refused to believe that Vicky white would possibly have had anything to do this So they were looking into all of this other stuff wondering if it was Casey like what case who Casey was talking to bubble Right Vicky white was the mastermind behind the entire fucking thing. So They realize effort was like well the dude couldn't plan anything from behind bars He didn't have a cell phone. He didn't have any of that shitty had nothing, but you know six foot nine You know what they do in prison, right? What suitcase in that's where you put everything up your butt And then you have to do it and you get this is your transport. So what I'm saying is do you have a longer butt?

I would buy I would assume Besides first LP otl a gmail.com. I don't know my biology enough. We're not getting into biology No, we are um, but I would have to assume yes I would assume that I could put more inside of my ass than you can or there's more of it There's right and it's cavernous and large I was trying to say to Natalie that I believe that my intestines are longer because I have a bigger belly than she ever had No, that would not be that would not make any sense Um, actually if anything

I Just thought that because I had big really I'm not getting into this anymore. All right Time stories LP otl a gmail.com. Don't let us know how we're wrong But anyway, and also so I always think you know because we watch a lot of prison documentaries We had a fantastic interview with dr. Catherine Ramsland and we were obviously discussing BTK in prison. So we always think about this stuff six foot nine So a prison cell and I believe it's eight by ten, right? There is seven by eight something like that How did this man? What would you just like curl up? Well, think about that, too

That puts a little extra step on like I gotta talk to Vicky so Vicky comes around Yeah, I'm really enjoying it I mean, I don't seem to drop the spoon It was a stinky affair but six foot nine, right, you know that you're super uncomfortable So he knows he has to be like girl When I saw you saunter down a roof that hallway with them tiny ass feed of yours I knew I wanted to see them feet in my hands and I wanted to see your boot talks Oh perched up on a pillow so I could angle just right and yes, I can sound kind of sweet

I mean imagine he has to show up. You just hear like Like from like him singing like yes, I really do it because not only did she just like she didn't just like he didn't escape He was let out. She arranged. She perched. She did all of it. She scheduled the van transport in the morning I made sure that any other of the armed deputies when they're gonna be out of the out of the building or they're tied up in court Ma'am your booking officer wouldn't even question her when she told her she was gonna take him to court and drop him off without any other employees Seven hours away from just being retired. They just gave me please ma'am. That's what it is Maybe her pussy was like we all gonna be free like it's not just you not just a head not time for my not time for me, too Vicky you mentioned obviously Casey white being a little bit younger than her. He's 38

Although he looks older and women in many ways Jails was in September of 2020. Why was he behind bars? Well, he um, he murdered a woman Connie Ridgway who was 58 years old So I guess there's exactly he's tight. Yeah, it's us. Yeah, exactly. That's Vicky's age, too And why but why do you think but he says here? She sold her house This is all the part of the plane She sold the house bought the truck got the cash when shopping got him clothes Got all of these things set up and then a third person actually rented hotel rooms for them to cover for them She also got one of her fucking bitches to actually help her

It's insane, Vicky. I know I know Vicky you've been so lonely and I know that this just been this must be so much for you It's like I just want to say I'm so happy for you Horrible woman on Facebook. I don't know man if she's into prisoners. She definitely chose the right job This is again I don't trust a skinny chef don't trust a non tattoo tattoo artist and I don't trust a prison guard who isn't uh Emotionally and sexually violently attracted to prisoners. They also went they went straight from the they said they they got the car They left they went to the quality in and Florence. Oh, I was gonna guess I was thinking quality in oh Yeah, they stayed the night and they said then then they went immediately

She took them to a men's clothing store where she completely outfitted them then they Dumb and summer. Yeah, dude. They she gave him the whole run. She dressed him up how she wanted him dressed They wouldn't bought fucking dildos at the adult store. He's only been incarcerated since 2020 Okay, he doesn't need to be treated like he was incarcerated since 1981 like what's a dildo? Oh, wow They have an appetizer for that. What do you mean? Well, that's what I was wondering Where are they going? Do you I guarantee you? Just thinking here you out of jail two years, right? I think that Carl's Jr. Maybe got the call. I think that maybe with the Carl's Jr. Got a big ass burger sure sure sure

I think definitely, but I want a steak and want to bet I want some potatoes. No steak and potatoes might take too long Don't forget they're on the run. That's the thing. You got to really rush through Yeah, and it's nice is that with the with the new Carl's Jr. app you can Dominoes they'll give you three dollars if you do loop for your own dominoes. I hate that. It's so horrible So anyway, Casey White he did confess to the murder of this woman 58-year-old Connie Ridgway, but then he said no I didn't do it. I was just insane and now he faces Extra charges, obviously the escape charge and now it is possible that he will be executed or face

execution because of the most recent dalliance with I don't even with with the love I guess I don't know what that Punishment, but it seems as if they're probably gonna be pretty mad at him cuz what like if you're already in prison He's looking at 75 years already Like I guess he doesn't have anything to lose right if he escapes again, but with a male prison officer I bring a male corrections officer, and he got all and they escape again It's been like if you know he should be free because he's the most Six foot nine and to be able to is like Charles Manson. Yeah, he could escape you can't even know if he was in the room right now I would know that was his problem. Yeah. Yeah, I've been like hey, you want want to check on me. I'm currently escaping

But that's the kind of guy you want to escape your shimmy through the pipes You can do everything six foot nine just walking out of jail. No you do it five with that dick meat I guess my pounding of somebody down or an I owe you For a pound down and I owe you for a pound on this is as good as a Get out of here. No, I'm gonna go for you. Don't be like I'm going everywhere girl. I'm going around the world I owe you for a pound down Male corrections officer and he leaves again, I feel like you know what we need to do send him the Ukraine Negotiate with Putin may be obviously comes down to these are he must have some kind of power

Yeah, he can't be held and speaking of buttholes that can hold a lot. God knows Vladimir definitely has a big old Gaper So apparently he's extremely dangerous and yep. So anyway, that's the end of that story. They went around three They would they drove through three states so obviously it's a federal situation and Yeah, what he just it was just a weird There's there's something romantic to it that I will grant like that idea. What do you think there's a movie man? Well, it's not my Louise, but that's two women and then there's another what was the other one? There's something else with that with the convict. You don't think that there's gonna be a little

Docu-series or anything on these guys. There's all these fucking people just they'll do anything for content. They'll do anything They'll literally they'll make any show and they'll be like oh the the dark side of Ronald McDonald like they're gonna do whatever They'll they'll do something. I've seen the original Ronald McDonald cup on his nose. He was very scary and poor Vicky white I mean, I'm gonna say that on this way, you know, I mean she committed suicide. It's all fuck I mean she was complicit blah blah blah. God knows what was going on Obviously something was going wrong But the one thing that I will say about making it but if they want to make a television show about it And if they make this person fucking British and put him in a fat suit

That's a bigger crime than whatever case he That's a that's a bigger crime because honestly What they need is to put a real Facebook woman in the television show because that's what Vicky white is She is a Facebook woman and you can see it right on her face. She's got the weird sort of half a hair lip She's got two eager of eyes. She's got the bowl cut Also side stories LP otl and she mails.com if you're a co I want to know this because we do have co listeners absolutely and there's a lot of good ones And then we just have to weed out the bad, but if you're a co, what would an inmate have to do?

To get you in there What is an inmate even gonna say because honestly comes down to it? I guess there's a little bit of like I see a little bit of mommy shade where Vicky white knows me like I'm a dress Yeah, I'm a cologne. Yeah, I'm gonna get you you Carl's Jr. And like and you're just like that woman that I murdered Yeah, great, do you think but I don't think he'll do it me he won't murder well That's what I was gonna say. Do you think that she felt like it's more of a question for the ladies out there? But like oh, he's not gonna do that like I'm better than that one like do you feel like she was like victim shamed Oh, this poor Connie Ridgway woman these things don't have sucked it

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Well, anyway, there's another kind of a creepy story here. I sent this to you There was I really hate it. So it was a it was to took place in Israel There was a flight from Israel to Turkey, right? They're sitting on the tarmac always the most fun because the stewardesses are upset you're there Oh, yeah, they'll get paid to wheels up. Yeah, exactly. And then you're uncomfortable because the seats are made smaller and smaller every single year Whatever reason so these passengers are sitting there and all of a sudden They get a bunch of text messages an airdrop and it's a picture of a plane that is downed And it looks like there was some explosive device that took off at the top of the plane

I hate they just didn't they didn't fly Well, it's because everybody got airdropped a picture and they said that they believed the picture came from inside of the airplane So that's scary which again either it's a massive threat because they all got this picture of the foot I actually think that the pilot did a good job. I think that that's actually not taking the flight I'm not taking the flight up because what are you gonna do? It seems like a warning, but we were saying right before the show You know, it also sounds like somebody not wanting to travel for work That is like, all right. Well, let's just I'm you're waiting for it. You know how many times I've been like in an airport Be like, please call a bomb threat in please. Oh, is that right? You want to confess to that? Okay?

So there were two pictures of wreckages That were sent again on this plane one from Amsterdam in 2009 that led to deaths of nine passengers and a second one Showed an image from 2013. There was an an airline flight 214 that crashed in San Francisco that killed three people Yeah, I guess I agree as well. I think you got it. They had to take they took out all the packages The one thing is though, you know, some couples on their honeymoon like somebody's finally going to Turkey for the first time Of course, they finally got out of the COVID prison Like they finally are ready to leave their house and like like live and do the thing and then you're like fuck now And now I'll never leave my house ever again. You never want to be a character from Alanis Morissette's ironic song

You don't want to be on a plane like this is the person's first time ever fly and they're like, I'm gonna I'm gonna get rid of my fear and then it's like never mind fear right back in place At least that I can't just that idea of anybody I feel like that even like Huh, if even the Uber driver ever did that if anybody ever did that like They come up to you and they go like don't get on that plane I had a dream last night that planes fell from the sky like I'd turn right back around. I believe number one final destination is a documentary

Didn't have that my 2022 big mark period But there is something to it You look at what you look at 9 11. You look at Michael Jackson. Look at the what's the other guy? I don't want to look at 9 11 or Michael Jackson No, you have to I don't want a calendar of them or with both of them on it seth mcfarland what they overslept There's something to it. Sometimes that's why we only know it because Hundreds thousands of other people died and then the other person we know that didn't die was seth mcfarland And that's just because he was lazy. No, it's because he understood something was gonna happen

He has talked about this. Why did the rest of them die? Oh because he didn't tell him Um, according to local radio broadcaster Glaza L They reported that 166 passengers received the unnerving images. So anyway, be careful out there I remember the last time the before I was right before Uh, right the last weekend trip that we did I was waiting online to join my flight and a drunken guy from the airport hotel the airport bar wandered over and he's like Are you guys gonna get on that plane right there?

I was like happy second you're lucky because as they inflated yesterday They had to cancel it because the pilot showed up hammered when they give them the breast Yes, and I was just like great. Thanks for telling me that's awesome. Oh, also, please god I have anxiety when it comes to planes. I just like my little bloody marriage. They are fat They do not planes are planes are safe. They are safe. They are safer than a car. They want to stay in the air I got it But uh, please god if you're gonna drink don't be a fucking asshole because they're about to ban booze from planes And uh, that's his medicine. It's just it's just not we can't have everything taken away from us because people are being stupid

And I really just there's a little psa We're gonna have a couple of drinks go to bed when you get on the plane. Yes, go to sleep go to sleep Do not ruin this for me. Honestly. Yeah, that's why the next flight we take I'm just putting my phone in airport mode when I arrive Yes, also, uh, this flight again going from Israel to Turkey They've been through a lot. You know, so I think people They don't need to they don't need the images of plane crashes and none of us need any of this things like that all we need You know, we need what a little piece of love and understanding. Yeah, this is really what we've been talking about today My whole life. All I do is press for peace. All I try to do is join cultures together

I try to bring people together and I said this on serious yesterday and I really believe this I think the one thing that will finally bring us all together Microplastics. Yes, because you're encouraged by this We will eventually get rid of race and all be plastic And I think that's really important. I want to say brave the brave People that make microplastics and what they've done. It's they should get a peace price I've walked around Hollywood a couple of times now and my friend. I'm telling you we already are nice I want to talk about this, uh

Some of us can you you are what you eat Yeah, although I never fully understood what that meant because it doesn't mean anything. I'm not pizza. You're not pizza. Um, I'm not, uh guacamole Spaghetti you are spaghetti, but can you be a pile of shit? Now this is a story that is real. What this comes from the tie inquirer A leader of a feces eating cult was arrested after 11 dead bodies were discovered during a raid Cheese now the raid came because they were upset with the amount of dookie that was being turned into Fookie that's food

Yeah, got it Thai police raided the compound of this suspected cult leader in Che Amphum. I hope I'm saying that correct This is uh, this isn't a Che Amphum province. Uh, but they got mad because local authorities They were gonna go raid the compound because of the group apparently allegedly They violated land encroachment laws and they they were broke all the COVID-19 restrictions, right? Okay And they knew this because someone came forward and there was allegations that were made that this little community Happened to all be eating the bodily fluids of their leader. They're saying that we hey someone come. Oh, yeah This guy they're saying uh to come uh, this guy named Thawee non-ron who's 75 years old

This man that they call father they're saying this man is going there. He's breaking some health codes And when they arrived they found out that there was 11 bodies in coffins just rotting when they even you know in a um Whatever they want to do with COVID and policies there. This is illegal. No matter what? No, no, no, this is kind of funny. This is really not so COVID safe A man's shit Okay, no, this is you gotta think about this. Okay. No, I know I should be wearing masks if they're going to be a truly Well, you're gonna be drinking piss. No, you need to be wearing masks Well, then you couldn't drink it. No, no, no because then the or at least wear a piss

So mask if it comes from the lead singer of that band then it's okay. Yeah, just let's be responsible And so uh, they arrived they came they've they found like so they finally did bodies in caught in in coffins Apparently the leader he had death certificates for only five of them and the other six are just there So and first of all, I don't know how that happens not to be totally hacky, but uh, Isn't the body enough? No, that's not a certificate. It's like a bird. I forget maybe it's uh, Nate Burgessia a very very funny comedian. Um, I think he maybe had a bit where it's like am I not? Oh, maybe it was John Laney. I mean, I'm gonna not proof of my do I need birth certificate? Anyway, you get it. What I'm saying is again, does that matter? I don't know. Well, it comes down to how they die

Why didn't you tell all the all the human shit that they ate? That's what it is It's more along the lines of like, all right, they're dead and you have them. They're dead. All right But why didn't you tell us the police and the government that they were dead and they are now I figured you were gonna arrest me because I forced them to eat my shit No, no, no, that was cool. Oh, they thought it was cool. They didn't understand that. So the strange group they Everyone's saying in the local area They said they conduct themselves in a religious like manner where devotees of this man Thaoui Nhanra the father They called him father. They said they would do anything for him and what he would do is in order for you to get

spiritually cleanse yourself and get closer to him Is it every morning you had to drink his urine eat his feces and then you had to eat a bunch of dirt My question is number one is like that's a lot of pee pee and I am now currently I'm doing vitamins now Yeah, and I'm pissing I'm pissing like a senator. Yeah, I am just pissing pissing pissing uncontrollably Unbeknownst to you all the time Maybe it's so maybe he's taking a lot of oil oregano. Maybe that's what's happening I mean a lot of v1. Would that make it better than for you? Do you think I don't know? I don't know

But then he's also shit a lot Uh, they went and they would eat it. Uh, and it gets people got really upset. Yeah, I'm looking at a picture here from a reddit page Uh, axley a says well, I didn't expect to read that today I'm looking at a picture of the guy I'm gonna say he's got guts that look like he's full of shit and he's ready to give it to you whenever on command on demand He's a I look art. He looks to be kind of like a toffee a la fart A la fart indeed. That's maybe what got you sick in Vegas. Oh, but I you know, he's he's prepared to do what he was doing Oh, absolutely. He was almost like he was born for it

Now this came out in the uh, the incident went viral and then a lot of people have been saying former members of the cult have been coming out and saying like Hey, I'm actually I I've participated in this and one woman even said The thing is is that there isn't even an odor It's like when we go to purchase when we go to consume Fathers duke. She says there isn't even an odor. She says only those with a tainted mind may smell This smells like shit Interesting also just a with this search. I just found an interesting article about this say, uh bay area diet cult Have you ever heard about this? It was in the 70s. It was in 1983

Anyway, I'll look into this more. Yeah, please. Yeah present it next week because it really comes out to you Well, there's not much more information. Yeah, this guy claimed for this food call He's claimed he hadn't eaten in 19 years and then his followers. That's not true No, it's not possible, but they probably drink bone broth. They probably do something I know there's a whole thing of the idea of like you could There's a whole cult that believes it's breath and areasm. I believe it's called breath breath. This is exactly what it is breath area in the institute But you know whether this is hilarious. Do you know why the cult fell apart? Why because his followers found out that he was sneaking into 7-eleven And he would eat just like the rest of them

Of course So they did like a thing and they're like we saw you going to 7-eleven Wait a second And that's why it broke up and he bought a pot pie and that's what ended the cult Wait a second father. Well, those tachytoes They're like, no Like how do you cover that? So, yeah, one of the he was like, yeah, big gulp big gulp like is that he comes out

He's got a big star from ad hot and a bunch of magazines. Yeah, they said an assistant found brooks That's the cult leader drinking a coca-cola and then the mass butane occurred and um Anyway, that's all just and these those people You know what I give that cult credit because a lot of times when you see your your leader dead to rights doing something It's against all of the various teachings that he's been saying for the last couple of years A lot of times they just move the goalposts and they just say like oh, well, this is just a He's eating to see how bad the food is so he can show us how harmful the food. Thank you

You can do that stuff. You can flip it coca-cola It's not really food. Maybe if you freeze it, I mean, I just feel like it's not yeah, but I but it's I just don't think of it as food I feel like it's so if you caught him eating an apple you'd be like, okay, maybe that's we could fold that compromise Yes, sure, but there's so it's coca-cola. It's got all the sugars And it's very complex and it's very bad for you and it fucking takes rust off a bumper That's so much worse than food Yeah, he was on the tom snider show and this tom snider one of the most annoying television hosts of all time

Let me tell you something else So yeah, that was when he was covered in cigarettes covered in cigarette smoke Whalen geni and said a great walk out on him a lot of people walked out on time snider I think that was his bit right Um, but as he says this is according to the cult leader breathed ariism is a philosophy that believes in the human body When it's in perfect harmony with itself and nature is a perfect breath area You know all the constituents that we need is taken from the air Um, that we breathe. That's not true. Again, not true again. Not true. Don't flag us for disinformation. It's not true

It's not correct. You have to eat food and honestly, it's good to eat food at least three times a day You should be stop skipping meals You see small anyway, be careful out there and again if you're gonna join a cult Get food get at least I have one that has a bunch of food Why does that go hand in hand with cults bad food? The the serious answer is that what it does is that it helps break your will And so if you keep somebody hungry and you just if you destroy their day If you structure their day that they have no time to think that's literally they get up and they work

And you keep their calorie intake really low What that does is make a more pliable cult group and I believe one of the more successful was the um Um, Omshun Rickio and then also recently Shamblin that whole story when Shamblin had a whole thing about like dieting through christ Where she people were doing extreme weight loss things. It was very very harmful she would like You know do the thing where she'd stand you up and she'd been like I see a lump and like gravel I'm like jesus hate slumps like that type of shit

They died because her Her new husband who was an amateur pilot that was uh Tarzan in a 1980s TV movie, crashed their eight-seat plane, their Cessna, into a lake on their way to a Trump rally because he refused to acknowledge that they couldn't fly through a storm because he's like, Trump needs us there

and God's gonna keep us safe. You know, again, you carry yourself out there. No, you really can't. All right, well, speaking of... I want to talk about the best photograph of a UFO ever. Let's do that. This story is another one that is, again, apparently, did you see this today?

Adam Schiff made an announcement. They're going to do one of the biggest public talk about UFOs. They're gonna do a big press conference. Oh, my God, is a Democrat about to do something that someone might like? This might actually move the needle. No, it's not Democrats.

No, I don't think so. No, Adam Schiff is. I'm so mad. I'm just so mad because it really is, there's a little bit part of me that wants to say like... What are you mad about now? Because it's like, truly, like, I'm saying this. Is this the time?

You know what I mean? Like, is this the time we're doing this? But, okay, I get it. When you talk about it in the live show, no one seems to really care about UFOs. No, it's true. And I think that they probably should a little bit. They are, they just keep...

They're like, yeah, let's do the press conference now while nobody cares. Again, like, while everybody's upset. But this is a really interesting story. An aerial photographer, Sergio Luauza, noticed a shiny round metal saucer-like object flying between a plane and a lake, right? And this was from the National Geographic.

So he had this giant aerial, like, a topography camera. Thousand pound camera. Yes, it was in a plane. And they were flying over, I believe... Oh, it's their 100 pound camera. 100 pound camera. I believe that they were over the area of... Lake Cotay.

Lake Cotay. Now, this is South America, correct? I believe it's South America. And... Hmm? Costa Rica. It was over at Costa Rica. Okay, great.

Thank you, Fernando. The idea is, like, so they took all of these pictures. This is for a long time ago. This was in 1971. Yeah. And this picture was a single frame. And what you see is a straight-up, like, out of a 1950s sci-fi movie.

Absolutely. UFO. It looks like a fucking hubcap with a point on it. And it looks legit. And it's... How much do you think? Because this does, as you just mentioned, looks just like Hollywood told us they looked.

Yes. What do you... Is that just a coincidence? Interesting. I don't know what I mean. Isn't it kind of trippy, though? Coincidence. Coincidence.

They are... There is more and more, I wonder, about what does Hollywood know, right? There's more and more, I wonder, not about, like, what they know, what they were told, and kind of how this information was disseminated to people.

Now that we know, really, how far the octopus arms of the CIA... I mean, not that they're not now. I mean, who knows what the hell's going on now? We know that the internet's filled with feds and there are various people. It applies to manipulation just during our entire society. Of course, absolutely.

So, but the CIA's octopus arms at the time were so intense that we don't know. We don't know whether or not there are things like this that kind of got floated or people just heard about it. Just literally, like, black-up guys. I feel like there's a human element of, like, black-up guys saying, like, bragging out of school,

hammered, talking about this shit to some Hollywood guy, just to impress them, and then all of a sudden, the Hollywood guy puts it in a movie. Who fucking knows? Right, right. But this frame was discovered, and he showed this to his bosses at National Geographic.

And they're like, let's put this one away. Let's not look at this. We don't know what to say. I'm covering it up. No. No. She's wanting us to put it away underneath some covers. Let's let it sleep.

So no one sees it. Oh, it looks tired. Is that a cover-up? No, no, no, no, no. Cover-up. It's more like put a blanket on it and let it sleep. And so they realized that they, well, so they started getting it analyzed by experts.

And they are, there is a lot of people that are saying that they do believe that this is a genuine photo of something. I don't know what the hell this is. It's trippy, man. Who knows? I don't know. There are a lot of people that are really, really

impressed by the image. If you look at it, you have a research group, UAP Media. They got a high resolution image of the photograph. Yeah. And they believe that this is like, if you look at this fucking thing, I don't know. It looks real. I mean, I'm a fucking moron, obviously,

but if this is weird as fuck. Speaking of, you know, lying undercover, it seems to be bunked because no one's been able to debunk this at this point. It's very similar to the Gimbal video. And there are a lot of people who've been saying, like there are people who've been trying to debunk these official videos that have been coming out,

but it's been very difficult. And another interesting thing about it is the object is visible only in frame 300. And so Henry talks about this during the live show, kind of the idea of space-time manipulation, bleep bleep, objects coming in and out of our reality. No one, nor the pilot, nor its three crew members, saw anything during the flight.

No. So it's, anyway, it's just very interesting. It's just, who knows? And it goes by really fast. Or it's like, I really feel like there's a little bit of a phenomena that likes to give a little wink. Wink it. Hey, like we do what we want.

We tell the story that we want. We don't even care if you hear our story. We're just gonna keep telling it and then you're gonna figure it out. As long as these UFOs aren't retiring anytime soon, I think we're gonna be just fine. Yeah, we better think. Because as we learned, people go crazy

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All right, Hero of the Week. Let's talk about Ukraine. Oh, great. Absolutely. Wow, great. Wow. I haven't done it. It seems like we're doing good over there.

You literally sounded just as intelligence as everyone else. No, I think you're doing good over there. Nailed it. So there's 200 explosive devices right now in Ukraine that were found by a Jack Russell. And he recently received a presidential medal from President Zelensky.

And he's just sitting there being like so cute. He literally, so there's a dude sitting there. And then the dog is just, he has his little head up on the table. He's like sleeping. And he doesn't even really know he's a hero, but he is a hero. And he found 200 bombs.

And I gotta say, things are not going great. If you are in a town, we're a dog can find 200 bombs. Reminds me of the person you tried. Honestly, the only way Wendy would be able to find a bomb is if I just threw her in her minefield and something exploded. Like she's not going to get it. Like Rambo?

Yeah, she's not gonna be able to find them. Well, he's a Jack Russell terrier and he's so good. Apparently the breed is known for fox catching, which I say leaves the foxes alone, and rat catching, which is that's fine. You can do whatever you want. You know, Kissel, you gotta go do a little bit of cougar catching.

I'm trying. It's not going well. So he has a powerful snout. He has endless energy. And he has an appetite that's small, which makes him better for minesweeping. What? I don't know why. I don't know why though.

Maybe because he's too skinny and he doesn't make the bombs explode. Honestly, a lot of models come from Ukraine. Is that what this is? Yeah. Are we body shaming this little tiny dog? Kind of. You're just so happy that we can trim his lines.

Yeah, his name is- We need to think about this. And we need to figure out how, we need to hold these people accountable for this type of body sizing of a Jack Russell. Absolutely. And the dog's name is Patron. I want to thank everyone who gives to our Patreon.

And yeah, so he helped diffuse 262 explosive items. That's incredible. And again, if you're out there, be safe, please God. But anyway, he's here over the week. So good job, little dog. You're helping save lives. And he's only two years old. So hopefully he can retire soon too.

Unless he gets, I feel like the only way one of those careers end is by getting exploded by a landmine. Well, I saw, do you ever see that movie? Hurt Locker. Yeah. He does wear a little jacket. He has only a little. I'm about to storm the Capitol vest.

Is that going to help him? Yeah, I won't know. But it's a cause. Yeah. You can help him. Like when his legs will be blown off and his head will be blown off and his tail will be blown off.

But you'll have the torso together. Yeah. So what if I got shot in the face? It's a chance we're willing to take. All right. That's what patron. Thank you for doing what you do. And be safe out there, everyone.

Sophia Furtado is a DoorDash driver. She helped save a woman Karen Herbert Sullivan from lying unconscious bleeding out of her nose. That's another hero. You seem to continue to be a dishing, adding on to my heroes. But so, okay. I'm just saying that's a hero.

That's another hero. But the dog is. That's a hero, too. Of all of you. This has got a medal of honor. Yes. Of all the recent animal heroes. Which again, give it to more people, but yeah.

You could give it to people if they're doing good things. Yeah. But also when it comes down to war, what is it good for? Money. We're out here, man. We're fucking, you gotta go out there.

I gotta go fight for you. A fucking flag dog. You know what? Flag's just a fucking. I don't think that anyone's recruited you. Flag's a curtain, man. Flag ain't nothing for me. My flag ain't my father.

And again, if you wanna learn more about flags, listen to our Black Beard series. I did not realize that they would announce when they're about to attack via the black flag. And then obviously if you lose, I guess you put up the white one. There used to be a lot of rules in warfare. Yeah.

Which I always thought was so weird. No, they had rules and that's how, because that's how they believed they did it civilly. Even though it was war. Right. Yeah. I don't know why they did that. I don't know why.

Well, thank you to that DoorDash driver and thank you to patron the little dog. And I just wanna say again, and thanks DoorDash for everything that they've done. What has DoorDash done for you? Saved my marriage. No, no, no. Saved my marriage at Stable.

What has DoorDash done? I don't use DoorDash. I use Uber Eats. But I feel like it's all just one big company. Yeah. And actually I've been trying to directly call the restaurants just because I know it gives them more money, but these restaurants no longer,

they don't take calls anymore. No, one thing I will say though is you gotta stop picking up that banana like it's a phone. No. Now let's read some listener emails. I'm so stupid. No, that's true though. Remember that when people were trying to demand

that we eat bananas properly? Where they're like, you don't feed your kids. I'm just fucking no dude. I'm just not doing that. It's too late dude. Yeah. Also bananas.

We kind of created them, didn't we? Yes. Not America, but humans develop the banana to the banana we know it is today. Also, did you know broccoli is not a natural fruit? No, it's all the same plant. It's kale and broccoli and brussel sprouts. But it was created by human beings.

Text me, call me. Let me know. Why am I wrong? I'm not. I don't know, you are correct. I think. Maybe, 50-50. So the email you read in the previous episode

about the farting psychic reminded me of this. My friend's mom and aunt were in high school and working on some sort of school project and for whatever reason, they figured they could get some valuable information by going to see their local psychic. They wanted to see if she had any books that had to do with whatever they were researching.

They pulled into the parking lot that was next to the psychic shop and they were just in the car talking about how they didn't know if they should go in or not and how they were a little scared, they were hesitant. Well, the psychic should know they're out there. That's what I'm saying. Well, all of a sudden, there was a knock on their car window

and it was just this tiny old woman smiling at them. They rolled down their window and she said, I've been expecting you. No need to be nervous. I say that and anytime I see anybody, I just say that. Come on, come in. No. They followed her into the little house

where the entire house was red velvet. The couches, the chairs, the curtains. I'm pretty sure the walls were red velvet. The psychic walked over to the bookshelf and grabbed a book and told my friends, mom and aunt, I believe this is what you came for. Okay. And they pulled a book out on the exact subject

that they were researching, right? She told them they could come and borrow the book but it was extremely important that they return the book once they were finished with that project. And they said, okay, we took the book and they left. A few weeks later, they were finished with the project. They kept meaning to take the book back to the psychic

but they kept forgetting. One day, my friends aunt was working and the psychic came in and said, you know, I told you it was very important that you get that book back to me. You gave me a word and I'm afraid that something terrible will happen if you don't get it back to me.

Yeah, you don't steal a book from a psychic. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Her aunt said she was sorry and they would return it as soon as possible. You gotta get that book back. A couple of nights later, my friend's mom had the book laying out in a nightstand. She went to bed like normal

and woke up in the middle of the night, extremely hot. She realized that her bedside table was on fire and was about to take the curtains with it. They ended up getting it out, putting it out, calling the fire department and when they inspected the damage, the book that the psychic gave them was completely untouched

although it was just sitting on the table as well. Just give the book back. And everything else around it was completely destroyed. Her mom and aunt grabbed that book and took it back to the psychic the next day. When they walked into her house, everything that was previously red velvet was now blue velvet.

Floater ceiling blue velvet with the psychic's soul. That's blue ribbons. Blue, blue ribbons. And when the psychic saw them, she smiled and said, I told you something very bad was going to happen. You didn't return the book to me. Yeah, but you didn't tell me you were gonna burn my house down.

No, I'm a bit of a fire button. You are mean, yeah. I will kill again. Oh, also there's a new fire starter movie out, but I'm just gonna watch the old one. I like Stephen King, I'm a slut fool. I love Stephen King. I'll watch all of his, all of his,

even the bad movies I like. You know what? I feel the same way about Emma Shamblin. I love all of them. Yeah. Except for the last one. Glass was not good. Oh, glass.

I liked old. I thought old was good. Yeah, yeah, okay. Now I want to see baby. Yeah, two babies. Yeah, I can't wait for him just to go through. Oh yeah. All the timelines.

All the timelines. My grandpa was a pilot and was a part of a group of pilots working with hydrogen bomb testing. My grandpa was cagey about his involvement with my understanding is that a lot of this was confidential for a long time. My family only started piecing it together after his shed caught fire

and he pulled a box of military and government records out. Inside was a passport with his photo and some of his information, except it was a British passport and said he was a British citizen and a member of the Royal Air Force. My grandpa is from Illinois, so that was very odd. So what they were doing was setting off bombs

and the pilots would fly through the blast zone with Geiger counters on the cockpit to see how much radiation they were exposed to. This is what they were just, that was their job that day? Oh yeah, buddy. Okay. After one of the tests,

the scientist checking my grandpa's Geiger counter remarked that we didn't think people could survive that much radiation. Well, really wish you would have told me before you sent me up there. Oh, well, he was told that you're gonna be sterile. And he had two more kids after that. So my mom and my uncle,

and I'm sure it's just a coincidence that my mom was born with three kidneys. One pilot didn't properly close the vents in his cockpit and he died very young from cancer. My grandpa had very bad health problems later in life and I always wondered if the radiation had any part in that, probably did. Didn't help.

And as far as I'm aware, he never received any compensation from the government for repeatedly exposing him to radiation. And that's how you know he wasn't British. Oh yeah, because that's what they do. Thank you, American military. Okay, one last one. I haven't really shared the story

as I can kind of rationalize it as a young imagination making me see shit, but I'm fairly confident I saw something at the same time. Despite this, I thought I might send it in to see what you boys think. I live in the lovely city of Brisbane, Australia, which I love, Brisbane's incredible. This story comes from when I was around six

or seven years old. The house we were living in at the time was an old Queenslander style home that had undergone renovation by the previous owners. Despite being a Queenslander, the house was a slightly off layout with walls angling to fit in closets and rooms. One of these oddly shaped areas

is the downstairs bathroom, which has a toilet in a separate room than the shower and bathroom. The toilet room doesn't face the bathroom, but if you lean towards it, you can see straight into the bathroom. Okay. So I was on the toilet and I left the door open

since my mother was out of the house running an errand and I didn't feel like closing it. I do this all the time. I love shitting with the door open. There's a certain sense of freedom. Oh, interesting. Oh yeah, let my feet hang out. I locked the door even though I live alone.

Paranoia. Isn't that weird? I just, I just have it. No, I like to open it all up, especially, you know, let it, let it out. Let them scream, I say. Now out of boredom, I leaned forward and I looked into the bathroom.

I have no clue what the thing I saw was, but it resembled something wrapped entirely in towels with an oversized sphere with buddy ears as a head. I stopped and I stared at the thing, but it didn't seem to notice me, but instead it just stared in the mirror, touching what I guess you could call its face. It's like a Donnie Darko situation.

Yeah, I panicked and I slammed, then I totally door shut and waited until my mom was home. At which point it was gone. I've never seen anything else like it and haven't seen any mention of things matching its description. Well, next week I'm going to read a story about the sighting of a giant rabbit.

So we will talk about this. I'm talking giant, six feet tall. So who knows what this is? Also, we talk about the sand down clown in our one-time use cryptids episodes, which was like another one of like, high, high, high, high, high strangeness. You never know, you never know,

but also maybe it is a trick of the eye. Or you're being attacked by large, oversized rabbits. High, high, high, high, high, just like that. You just made it sound like I'm crazy for even saying that it could possibly be real. Hey man, Australia is a wacky place. A lot of things happen there. It is, a lot of big animals.

Well, also, yes, we will be in Australia too. We can't wait. We'll see you later on early next year. Yes, January 2023. We cannot wait. But guys, that's why it's important to live every day knowing that like, okay, you might just see a creature

that you've never seen before and no one else can identify, but no one else will know. And they don't believe you either. No, if you talk about it, it'll hurt your life. Absolutely, destroy everything you do. But you have to laugh. Just thinking about how like,

at least you know that you saw it and you could scream, I know what I saw. And you have a thing to scream at any bartender at 4 a.m. any time you wanted. I'm like, you know what I saw, I know what I saw. Which is one of my favorite sentences in the world. I know what I saw. Because again, no one can take it away from you

because your eyeballs, your eyeballs belongs to you, sovereign to you, right? And you have to love the fact that your eyeballs are actually only even loyal to you. And sometimes even they act as inside agents for your face. So I don't know what you could trust. I don't know what you could trust. I don't know.

But one thing I will say is that you got to stick by yourself. If you know you saw it, you know you saw it. Anybody who tells you you didn't know that you saw it, you scream, I know what I saw. Because that is called algebra of the paranormal. Absolutely. Stand up. If you saw something, I believe you.

Sometimes. All right, everyone. Thank you so much for listening. We hope you're doing well out there. We'll see you all in the road. We can't wait. We have some exciting shows coming up. Yes, we do.

We are going to be in St. Louis. Can't wait to eat that barbecue. You're going to go to Anatoos. Can't wait to eat that barbecue. In St. Louis, we got Grand Rapids. We will be in St. Louis. We will be in Indianapolis. We'll be in Grand Rapids.

We'll be in Toronto. Toronto. And we'll be in New York. We can't wait to see you all on the road. Seriously, can't wait. And we hope we can make you laugh a little bit during these interesting times. OK, everyone, thanks for listening.

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