Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Squirrel Stories

Episode Date: November 6, 2024

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news starting off with a slew of updates AND THEN the story of the week: beloved internet star Peanut the Squirrel euthanized by New York State DEC, Four UK cult members jailed after storming courthouse with handcuffs in plot to abduct coroner, Listener Stories, and MORE! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

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Oh, yes! Another Jill Stein morning to wake up to. God damn! What an incredible day in the new Stein-a-maniac nation. I can't believe she and the biggest surprise of all jumped ahead of both the candidates. I would love to crawl inside of her. Jill Stein Jill. Spend a week and a half with my head up her tush.

Be my Jillian Stein. Yes! Yes, Scotty. Stine bill week and a half with my head be my Gillian Stein yes. Yes, Scotty. Well, what a new world to be in. Yeah the green party for her bush Oh, yeah, she died it. Yeah, so she could feel young. Yeah, she's got a fern between her legs So she won't feel worse when she's having sex with the Grinch. Yes Come to side stories. Hail Jill Stein. I'm your host, Andrew Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson and what a hilarious day. Oh my god. To pre-record a podcast.

I know. Yes, this comes out on Wednesday. Yep, this it does. And Wednesday is the day after America's election day. Closely watched by the entire world, Eddie. Oh, very nice. America's Election Day. Closely watched by the entire world, Eddie. Oh, very nice. I remember being in a cab in New Zealand, Auckland, and then the driver was kind enough to ask me the great question,

are you voting for the orange man or the bitch? That is true. That is completely true. Other countries do it differently. They're supposed to be super sweet over there too. They're not. It's a lie. Everybody, when we were in, it was especially in New Zealand. The big joke was that when Eddie and I were together, everybody would be like, so as you

guns, I'm more like they're, they're home asleep with their minders They actually had to take a break because how much I was shooting them before I left Yeah, I left them with the kid left him in the kettle. Yeah, they were there with brain Danny my gun And I kissed him good night my snuck out of the house, but I'll be back soon enough. They won't even know I'm gone They have no sense of time They can't wait to be fired again But for those of you that you know, we're here in a time of uncertainty, especially on Tuesday, election day.

We don't know what's going to happen. I am going to say I have spent the several last days researching the new, the newly revealed or partially revealed Epstein tapes from this reporter, Michael Wolf. That should be our new national anthem I I tell you what a beat under it hot fire. Yeah, this is Epstein spitting hot fire in These I can't believe that this state underground. This should be fucking everywhere. Do a leap on needs to sample

We get put we get no we do puffy does a beat on it. Oh Also, please. Oh, yes, please before we even begin you bring them up We just want to say every day guys Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Newly resident but not yet convicted, maybe serial human trafficker and music producer P. Diddy. Happy birthday to you. Yes. What a wonderful day to celebrate one of our favorite troubled producers birthday

Yes, you know you if you want you can go ahead and and look at His family singing them happy birthday, and they tagged a whole bunch of people in there including Quincy Jones Miss him too. Yes Also died got out clean. Yes got out clean can't believe't believe it. Wow. Happy birthday, P Diddy. See you in hell next year. Now go back to the Epstein tapes. Now they are, they were recorded apparently about a hundred hours of Epstein interview footage. The only, how have we never heard of any of it till now? Um, because Michael Wolf's a fucking Benedict Arnold and a trader to the human race. And he's a reporter who has decided to save that

material for his own podcast, fire and fury. And now what it seems to be is that one thing that might seem to signal was that one of the major sources for his book, Fire and Fury, was Jeffrey Epstein about the insides of the Donald Trump White House, which shows that they were closer for far longer than our beloved former president wanted to say that they were closer for far longer than our beloved former president wanted to say that they were and that they were best friends according to Epstein. They were absolutely the closest friends possible for 10 years and that he said Donald Trump's not a nice guy. Yeah.

And you know, they had a falling out. I don't take Jeffrey Epstein's opinion like highly for a lot of things except for masseuses Islands and Donald Trump. So I feel like if you're gonna believe him because his choice in islands is Good. Yeah, no, it's it's filled with pedophiles. I mean, that's the worst part everyone the birds But no, yeah. Hey Eddie, that's not true that the pedophiles weren't indigenous Too little to his island. They were flown in they are invasive species. We're looking at a picture right now. Who's this with Trump?

See that is Melania. Really? Oh, yeah, she used to be very hot before she turned into a twisted crone of the Evality. I didn't even recognize her. Yes, no, she looked like that. She was purchased by Epstein and given to Trump She is some form of spy for several countries So is Epstein just laying Maxwell certainly because now sitting in jail for Jeffrey Epstein and probably for Trump because unfortunately when

Kamala Harris, I mean when she wins on some level I do believe that that is that is certain She's gonna end up pardoning pardoning him because I don't know why. I don't know why they feel they need to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Who's she going to pardon Trump? Come on. My words. No, she's definitely going to pardon Trump. She's a prosecutor. It doesn't matter. She loves putting people in prison.

That's the whole thing. The problem with Democrats is they have this idea about precedent and the idea that you part because Nixon was pardoned. So I think they're going to end up doing the same thing. I don't think Biden would have pired them. I don't think Biden would have part of them. I don't think Biden knows where his shoes are. If I was Biden, I would pardon my son immediately. Yeah, but that shows bipartisanship and technically Hunter Biden

earned that jail sentence by being hilarious. Yes, I know. You know, like Hunter Biden is awesome. All right, but he needs to serve a little jail time. He's going to get out and he's going to be even better. You think so? Yeah. He's going to be, he's funny. He needs a television show. I like Hunter Biden. You know who back in the day, you know, where Hunter Biden would have been king. QVC. Oh my God. Come back to QVC and did a whole line of like, you know, like, oh my God, do laptop cases. Yeah. Saying like, don't open.

Yeah. Top secret. He's going to make so much fucking money. Hunter Biden. Look at these pictures of him on the beach. He's got a natural six pack. He looks fucking great. And then we'll see is I think that we're going to have Hunter Biden in some sort of celebrity

boxing match with Donald Trump Jr. And then hopefully Donald Trump Jr. gets paralyzed in the middle of it. We'll find out. We'll find out. But obviously I just want to make sure you guys understand that we've talked about Epstein for a long time. We've been talking about Piedadini now, which seems to be another one of these gigantic Sisyphean human trafficking cases involving politicians and money. And it's just more of it right now until I see footage of Kamala Harris inside of one of these giant infrastructures pedophilia so far she's fine so far yes and so we'll find out but I think that if soon as you're

how do you put it Don Cheadle yeah didn't deserve to be lumped in because he took one plane one time one time on the Epstein plane Oh, God, you know was on the oh one of them. Yeah, he would Famously would Epstein would do lots of people were on the plane. Exactly. That's what that's how he muddied the waters That's what he did to make it seem really really difficult to parse who was a criminal and who was not That's a reason why what he did was that on top of his gigantic This is Jeffrey Epstein on top of his gigantic pedophile cabal He also gave millions and millions of dollars to extremely important scientific study, you know, like Harvard and Princeton. He gave money all over the

world, so he became this benefactor to science as well, then also implicating all of them in his crimes as well, which also allowed them to maybe slow the role on talking about how bad of a person Jeffrey Epstein really was. Oh, so that's good that he did that. It's complicated because partially it was about Epstein saving his cum so he can make a race of Superbabies in the future. His belief that he could save his own dick and head. Do we still have his cum? I have some, but that's only because people sent it to me.

I didn't buy it. Yeah, you get it frozen and autographed. Yes, it is in it. I have it in an ice cube tray in my freezer. But otherwise, no, that's kind of what he, he was in the transhumanist movement, the idea of delimiting aging, because Epstein thought he would live in the future

in space in a whorehouse on the moon. You know, growing up, I knew this kid named Jeffrey Epstein. I just feel so bad for him. Did he move to New York? He was older. He's older than us. But then, yeah, we'll see how this all goes. But it's certainly not anxiety inducing at all. Now, the next big thing I want to bring up is an apology and a correction. Vincent Price. Yeah, he's bisexual

I was right and some people said he was famously bisexual but obviously not because I didn't know I mean I knew So and you know a lot more about this stuff than I do I don't know as much about ass eating as you did in that moment, but you were corrected I don't think he ate ass. I think that if you're back in the day if you're not eating ass, what are you? I mean, I think his mustache too tiny. I thought the mustache is what made it tickle Bunny rabbit head no, he yeah straight-up bisexual according to this He shared anecdotally that his first two wives divorced him because they weren't comfortable with his sexuality.

His third wife, Coral Brown, was also openly bisexual, and the two remained married until her death. Ooh, they were a team. Price served on the board of P-Flag after his daughter came out as a lesbian, and he was one of the first actors to publicly spread awareness about the HIV AIDS epidemic. So, yeah, he's sucking dick. He's fucking eating scrum. He's licking pussy and he's fucking ass. God bless Vincent Price and his ghost. All over the place. I love this guy.

Love this guy. That makes me like him more obviously. Obviously. I like anybody that's a equal opportunity. Get two dicks in there and a pussy on his butt. I mean, that's probably why he was forced to do horror movies. What? Well, because if he was like openly gay in Hollywood back then, they probably wouldn't have put him in a real movie.

No, it was the only place that allowed him to truly reach the edges of his performance. Also, he, I think that it was because he was a leading man in that world, and he identified with horror. Yeah. Like, he wasn't like, he wasn't like a lot of people that get into horror and then resent it immediately. There's a lot of actors that do that. They make their nut in horror and then they're like, I'm more than horror and then they want to get out of it. Vincent Price was not like that. No, he was down.

He got it. All the way through to Thriller. Yeah, he fucking understood what was going on. And yeah, he rapped for Michael Jackson. Ooh, House of Flax. Your place, your home is like the House of Flax. It is. Yeah. Because I do eat a lot of flax, but I haven't eaten as much because I'm gonna eat more I got some of that kefir kefir is great. I got that and I mix that in with my chia seeds

I went through the whole gallon you believe that yeah, dude. No, I'm blowing through these things That's how much of a fucking cock I am. I got an inch on my vertical. I ran out of chia seeds I went to the grocery store to vote for Kamala Harris on the way. That's how much of a cuck I've become. Man, I used to be a no rules, pork fat, cigarette smoking, no vote, piece of shit. That's right. And man, look at me now. Look at you now.

You're still a fucking piece of shit. Yeah, no, I went and bought some chia seeds at galsens and man, they were expensive. They are Paper seed there. Yeah That's how you know, it's good Uh that we got uh, someone also brought up the a bit of an update on the story about the poor Young girl gersomar on kaur. Yes got trapped in the walmart oven They're saying that a couple of things are a bit hinky with the story is the fact that it happened at midnight and she had no backup.

Essentially what they are talking about is that this is somebody would have to turn the thing on. It sounds like everything that could go wrong went wrong while they were understaffed. And so what it sounds like they have been specifically understaffed for a while. A lot of people kind of pointed towards that it seems to be sort of a sentiment of Immigrants doing twice the work that they're supposed to be doing in these stores essentially because of weird, you know, like Societal bullshit racial racist implications. Yeah, and that maybe they were kind of left to their own devices at night It sounds she should not have been alone in that back area

I mean, I was never supposed to have been alone and so she fell into it So it could have been some massive horrible horrible accident And of course people are also claiming that it could be murder Of course much like the other update we had where that murder was based on the bear that dude Oh, please one last little one last little update here, which is really, really arfed. But the guy that we thought got murdered by a bear, unfortunately, now we know that immediately, well, it was a dude.

Yeah, we knew it then. Yes, we knew that someone, the man that got murdered, Dustin Kjursum, he was murdered, and they found a beer can right by the scene that they labeled for DNA, they checked for DNA and they immediately caught the dude, a guy by the name of Darren Christopher Abbey. He was immediately nabbed for this crime. So hey, cops are working.

Yeah, they got him. Got him. Man, you know, I need just like you kill someone with an axe and chug a beer and toss it on the ground. Hey, I mean, if I kill somebody with an axe and chug a beer and toss it on the ground Hey, I mean if I kill somebody with an axe, I'm gonna need a beer. Yeah, I know but do it at home Yeah, that's a thing. Yeah, save it for the car. Yeah, right home Have you already give you killed somebody with an axe? You're allowed to have one beer while driving. Yeah You already done it you've already done horrible things just imagine getting a DUI

You've already done it. You've already done horrible things. Just imagine getting a DUI after murder, like on top of your murder charge. Maybe the DUI could get you out of the murder because then you could be like, oh man, I was too busy getting processed. I couldn't be in there. Then all of a sudden, yeah, you got the DUI, but you got Scott, it got off Scott free for murder. Maybe this is an excellent tip for murderers.

I also have a small update that I found today. We're talking about mosquitoes recently and whether we should get rid of them or not. Um, but scientists make a shocking discovery about mosquitoes. If the males are deaf, they don't mate. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if they can't, if they have no sense of hearing, they don't mate. And so let me give you a little piece of advice and mosquitoes. All got to do is you don't need to hear just go. Yeah, baby. Wow, that does sound crazy Too bad the ones that need to hear it won't I'm saying that you say like you don't know you're being talked to by a lady Mosquito, do you think you're trying to sign language? I don't know but you're saying like the names keep you read lips

They can read the little like a little oh, yeah a little long They can read lips. They can read the little like mosquito lips. Oh yeah, the little long snout. But it doesn't even matter. It doesn't even matter. In order to get laid, you got to do the thing where you go, yeah baby, yeah, she's crazy. Oh yeah baby, that sounds, wow, wow. What a horrible day at work. Do you need a massage? What's your major?

That's all you need. You don't need to actually hear. Think about that, male mosquitoes. Yeah, but they say eliminating mosquitoes, sense of hearing could be the key to eliminating mosquito born diseases such as yellow fever and Zika. What ever happened to Zika? You know, I don't know. I miss Zika. Have we seen any Zika babies recently? Can we get them up on the show? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do we? How are the Zika babies voting? Yeah.

Have we got, has the polling gotten to the Zika babies? Yeah, I don't think they're 18 yet. No, maybe not. No, but if you got a, whatever happened to Zika? Yeah, I miss- The Atlantic says it's an article from the, that says whatever happened to Zika, like it was just some lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think you're old now, remember them?

Zika, and it's just like a- Yeah, yeah. Where are they at now? Zika, and it's just like a... Yeah, yeah. Where are they at now? Zika babies. Oh my god, they were on Dancing with the Zika babies? I didn't even know that was a show. That was amazing. Oh yeah, persistent low levels in several countries still. Zika's around.

Don't worry, you can still get Zika. But it just makes the babies head smaller, which is you know It's not good, but I mean I ain't having kids exactly. I'll take Zeke's but I think you get sick too I think I'm fine. I'm gonna say I'm good. You don't know right now. I don't know if it's true or not You got that Zika. I'm man. It's expensive. Yeah All right, we got it right so that that was like, we did some updates. We got some stories. Now one story is truly honestly, the selection is like a lot of stuff's kind of come up.

There's been a lot of information. Yeah. Between the Epstein tapes, between again, Hunter Biden's laptop, between obviously Donald Trump, you know, he was a pedophile and a rapist and a criminal and a liar and stuff like that. And a lot of kind of evidence, but one story really- Like you saved liar for last. Yeah. It was the worst one.

I mean, the worst part is the way he dresses. The hypocrisy. Yeah, always the hypocrisy. But then, but there's a story that cuts through all the noise. Mm-hmm on one of the most like wacky days I've ever been through as a person. We are in it buddy. So please Eddie Social media star peanut the squirrel has been euthanized after being seized from a New York home And not only was he seized after being seized from a New York home.

And not only was he seized, but he had a little hat on. Yeah, well, that's his most famous photo. He is right now currently almost at 800,000 followers. Holy shit. On Instagram. Is that not too big to be fucking assassinated in this world? What is he, you see the Epstein?

Killed by the government. What did he know? Yeah, him. What does he see the government? What did he know? Yeah. What did the peanut, the squirrel know? He was seven years old. Whoa. It's pretty old for a squirrel, right? He's been around a long time. He probably saw a lot of those peanut parties. Yeah. Yeah. So you've been to a peanut party, peanutty fucking gerbils. He'll covered in oil. Yeah. Little hamsters fucking getting gang bang by two fucking Dotson's peanutty parties were fucking off the fucking limb dude. Things were out of control man.

Almonds everywhere. So peanut, the squirrels, I'm not going to say they call them owner, but I don't, you know, I think more of like life partner. No one owns a squirrel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not allowed to. Mark Longo, so his house was raided, and they came and they took Peanut the Squirrel, and then they also took, I think he had a raccoon named Fred, I think it was the raccoon's name,

and they took both of them and they euthanized them when they Wanted to test for rabies No, I did not know that they have to just hack them up into to salsa in order for them to check to see that They have rabies or not. It's actually no It's actually like a like a sausage grinder and they put it in tail first so they can hear it scream. Yeah, sure Definitely. That's how you know it as a rabies enough that No, I heard that you taste it and You see wait months you see if you get ready. Yes. Yeah Apparently the main issue was that a bit one of the police officers. I try to get out of its house. Yes

Grab a man squirrel and expect not to get bit. This is the things how do we get here? Yeah, how do we get here? So the cops went to go like at first people both they're saying that they went in right because So the cops went to go like at first people but they're saying that they went in right because These the squirrel and the raccoon are legal for them to have and they decided that they were living out loud too much Right the idea is that they have been throwing their squirrel based lifestyles and the faces of over 800,000 people There's also peanuts freedom farm, which is these people they have a rescue a rescue farm with lots of horses and pony I took the squirrel was resque. I know that this is the squirrel was rest Yes, cuz he saw the mom get hit by a car. Yeah mark mark long go to mark long Go is the owner and then yeah, he's not custodian of them

Yeah, and he saw peanut and he saw peanuts mom get hit by a car and then he was like, oh my god We got to find this mom's baby squirrel Yeah, I'm peanut the squirrel and he rehabilitated peanut the squirrel raised it and then released peanut the squirrel in his backyard And then the next day peanut the scroll showed up back with half his tail eaten off I mean, that's the problem to sound like he was bad at it. Yeah, so he's a he decided that peanut was then going to be a Indoor squirrel, you know, and I don't know would they, how would the police even know that he had an indoor squirrel to come take? Well the police were raided the house.

TMZ reports that the authorities were after pornography and not animals when they raided the house. And the animals just happened to be in the house. So the, alright, so what we now know the main twist Yes, is that mark longo and his wife have an onlyfans channel Yeah And they bang on onlyfans and take money and also if you go to peanut the squirrels Instagram account And you watch a lot of these videos

I will say peanut the squirrels in a lot of the videos, but so is mark longo's cock Oh, yes, there is a very present. He's wearing a lot of gray sweat pant. There's a lot of crotch forward material. Yeah. There's the, the squirrel jumps on his ass. Yeah. You could see that. It's definitely like, it's definitely a side. It's definitely like, okay, here's peanut, the squirrel, but I also have an only fan. I have a huge cock. Yeah. And so I mean, there's nothing wrong with them having this job. They are sex workers They're allowed a rehabilitating squirrels and they are fucking for money But apparently someone decided that that was I guess inappropriate because they also sometimes watch kids sometimes

They yes, they also babysit for some of those neighbors children. So what they got was Karen Yes So the K Karen called the police on them because they found out that they were got their kids were being watched by two people With an only fans we don't even know who called it or nothing none of that's been released. This is completely my causes a theory This is a theory. Yeah, and that they got angry when they found out. I mean, he's got a huge Johnson Yeah, he's showing it all the time to be honest I would kind of feel weird dropping my kids off after watching the God watching this huge fucking dick flop up I've got a squirrel with a waffle on his shoulder only just because any huge fucking the fucking massive cock

But pointing out of his gray sweatpants. There's no way you can't notice the cock That's someone who doesn't try to look for cock. It's right there It's mostly just because if I was the father it'd be more like I don't want you to get used to looking at this cock child and thinking that's what fathers have. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. So that's like a level for a child. But I do understand in some ways that I don't actually understand. It's just it's out of sheer ignorance that they don't understand that you can be both like an only fans person and not a pedophile. Right. Like you can just do that. You say It's his wife. And the big key here is that the, which is the lamest of only fans, by the way, I want you to understand how lame that is for a married couple that I think of dude jerking off by himself is lamer than by far. Yes. Correct. That is definitely worse. You were absolutely correct. Yes. Yes. And so I will say a guy Ram and a dildo in his ass way cooler than both of those. I mean, it's, you're obviously here for the, for work.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you're pegging yourself on camera, you're doing the work. Yeah. You know, you're getting there. That's the same as the coal mines from our great-grandfather. It takes an athlete.

It does. Or it does. Cause you got to get back there. I can't do it. I fucking guide guide, rip up my fucking colon. Well, you can always put it down to get the suction cup one jelly it up throw it in the end of the bathtub I feel like I just hurt myself To be honest, I don't know what I'm doing But that but again, it's the issue is is that people can't parse the idea that people can be both sex workers

Rehabilitating animals and not pedophiles. So somebody saw all of this at once, decided they were pedophiles. Unless it does become revealed that they shot child exploitation material, right? Which is the actual, which would be an actual issue. But none of that is even. And if that's not remotely on the table, if you're just looking for a married couple fucking on camera, then good luck police officers. And then yeah, you might get bitten by their fucking squirrel. Don't call me. That's and then they wipe out fucking peanut the squirrel and Fred the raccoon. Yes. Yeah, they fucking

Iced them and now there's a go fund me set up But we were talking about this earlier go fuck so much money goes through go fund so much money I don't understand. I don't even understand it. But now there's a in honor of peanut and Fred But now there's an honor of peanut and Fred Support peanuts freedom farm now peanuts freedom farm is the place where they have all these animals and stuff like that so far They've raised two hundred and three thousand dollars. I will say though. We don't really know We want the money to be going to the peanuts freedom farm and we cannot necessarily Say we support this full-throatedly because I have no idea if there's money to shit if you give them money or not Yeah, obviously, I don't care at all if you give peanuts

Peanuts gone now. So doesn't even really matter. Yeah peanut. I mean What what was he really doing to help the farm? Anyway, I'm being an internet star I mean that I think the cock was doing the heavy lifting definitely peanuts Instagram account. It's very possible But I don't think peanut really I mean lots of people got squirrels. I don't want to blame Mark Longo I think it's um unless again something more nefarious comes out I think that he was doing the best he could for these animals, and he just was that but that's how you make money There's not a lot of money in a rehabilitation center for unless you have it a petting zoo a junk Yeah, something else attached to it unless you have money going there. You know in the social media

I mean peanut 800,000 you're making a couple bucks. Yeah month so a New York politician has now introduced peanuts law which says officials you can't legally kick a football Jake Blumenkranz repping this is from TMZ of course great news place Jake Blumenkranz repping this is from TMZ of course great news place Jake Blumenkranz repping Assembly district 15 on Long Island has drafted peanuts law a humane animal protection act Which would impose a 72 hour wait before euthanizing any sanctuary animal Yeah, and no it's Trump is actually angry about the euthanasia of the squirrel Wow. I've never been on the same side of this Amy for the squirrel. This is the've never been on the same side as this. The public kids are rallying. For the squirrel.

This is the one time- Well, the people eat them. Yes. You're waiting. You're waiting, good mate. Are you a good mate? I think that they don't know the only fan's angle of the story, which is why they're even angry. So they don't even understand why it even happened because these people don't read. But I do understand that the only time this is a cross up. It's this it's peanut the squirrel and aliens Yeah, or the only aisle crossing we're all being not to be alive

Everybody wanted peanut to be alive, but we had to see if he had rabies. I Mean the way, you know, but it didn't have rabies. It was a home-based squirrel. Yes. No, I know but a bit of cop, you know Yeah, it's because you're the rest and it's daddy, but also I agree with peanut I'm biting the cop. Yes, and I remember when we were arrested One of my buddy's dogs bit a cop and then it just had to go to jail for three weeks. That's cool Oh, that's cool for that dog. Yeah, it just went to dog jail for a little while man. I went off to college. Yeah But yeah, no, so yeah, so peanut Very dead, you know people are upset about it. But also the town official refuses to get the governor involved over the dead squirrel. He says,

I will not the chain among town supervisor. Jordan Richter tells TMZ that he has no knowledge of the scroll saga exploding on his turf. Mark Longo and his wife claim, claim two of their rescue pets, Peanut and Friendly, were unjustly seized and killed over alleged rabies concerns. But this man will not contact Governor Kathy Hochul about the death of a squirrel. He says it doesn't matter. Oh yeah, this is, it's interesting because it does. The social media presence of the story got bigger and bigger, but I actually weirdly think it points to an issue

that I noticed I've dealt with on my own with police and animals, which is they don't want to deal with it. They just don't want to get involved in animal ownership or things going on inside of the house. Rick said, I am not calling the governor over a dead squirrel. She won't do anything anyway. She won't I mean, what are they gonna do? I don't know It's like I don't know what they're gonna do. Honestly, though give you money back. It's a squirrel. I mean, yeah, it's cute It's popular don't say that a Mark Longo and his cock I know all right because you you think he's gonna be able to get it up Oh, I'm sure they're only fans. He's gonna have to.

They're more popular than ever. Yeah, I hope that he's able to get hard after all this. Yeah, I know he will. Cause he can just sit and every single time he goes to fucking Nutton's side of his fucking married legal wife. Mark Longo. He looks at the little shadowy spot

where Peanut the Squirrel used to be and he just probably, his cum goes back in his balls. How do we find his only fans? I don OnlyFans and see how it's doing? Can we subscribe? I wanna watch one. I just wanna watch him fuck his wife once. I mean, you can, but you really can. But this is one of those.

It's hard to find. Yeah, he's had no link with Drake. If Peanut was on the OnlyFans, Then that's bestiality. That's a little too crossover. But I don't know whether or not, I don't think that it was like, there wasn't like, he put, what, on his balls, he would put like hummingbird food on his balls, and then the squirrel would come and lick at his balls.

Dirty nuts. Wow. Nuts. They don't know it's nuts, we call them nuts, that's the human nomenclature for our testicles. Yes. I mean to them, they could call them oranges. I bet they would bite. Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. I want it nowhere near my testicles No, absolutely. No, I don't want to fuck it. At least it's little fingers. I don't want to be near a squirrel. Mm-hmm I think squirrels would bite the shit out of you. Now Fred the raccoon. How do you feel about raccoons in his houses? Look at this hanging, like this is just, you know, it's all, it so much cock This is so much cock. It really is just so much of his cock

It's all these comments saying just realize that these these videos are about squirrels Well, we've do feel for you squirrel dad Very it's upsetting what happened to you. And now you only got one way out. You gotta fuck your way out, just like the rest of us. We did get... Oh look, he did have one here, yeah. Oh no, that's, no, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

Oh, okay. Squirrel Daddy. There he is. Squirrel Daddy, yep. Oh, it's all solo. Yeah, of course now it's lame I thought he was banging his wife, but I know it's all solo and then the whole oh no Yeah, this is not good man. Maybe the squirrel is involved. Yeah, I don't know I hope the squirrel is not involved squirrel doesn't know well

We have a listener exploitation material who's involved with these people they say they're a fundraising manager for peanuts animal sanctuary involved with these people. They say they're a fundraising manager for Peanuts Animal Sanctuary. They say the farm is a sanctuary that began with a man's love for a squirrel peanut. The baby squirrel has been seen on international television and has been loved by millions. Mark and his wife, Donnie, built the sanctuary around their love for rescuing peanut. They also successfully saved dozens of horses from slaughter and some being sent just for becoming pregnant Wow, yeah, and they've rescued over 200 goats again. Hopefully this has nothing to do with the only fans Yes, because then then where I mean, this is one of those fun What I'm hoping we're not is heading towards one of the harder apologies that we'll have

You know, I mean we're taking because we don't know really maybe what the whole story is and then I'm kind of wondering like... We're not taking his side. No, not necessarily. No, I am. This is news. I'm just not judging him for having an OnlyFans as a friend. I'm not judging him for...

We did judge him. We did say that the saddest OnlyFans is a man alone, but that's fine. I think that's fine. No, that's judging everybody. That's fair. I think that's fair. That's not just him. That's anyone who jerks off on OnlyFans.

I think that's the saddest version of Only judging everybody. I think it's fair. That's not just him. Yeah anyone who jerks off on only fans I think that's the saddest version of only if I do think so actually I think I'd take that back if you're doing comedy Only fans because it's too it's too crazy. Oh, it's so edgy. Yes. That's the lowest foot that exists Oh, I know. I know. Yes, that is the lowest of the yeah. Yeah there so we take it back So if you're right, you're up there. You're up the rungs. If you're just jerking off, it's better. Better not to put that fucking squirrel anywhere near your fucking come dude. Yeah. Okay. Cause I'm going to be upset. Everyone's going to be upset with you. All right. And I'm putting my reputation on the line. My Kamala Harris voting reputation. I'm putting on the line that you're not fucking these squirrels.

Okay. Because I'm trying to stay good. I'm trying to stay with it. Stay with the young. Yeah, man. You see Henry's got as wonderful as American hat on. It's not my flag. I'll eat your ass.

Yes. This is my fake out hat. Yeah. Because it looks like you get upset when you look at it and then it says I'll eat your ass. Oh God. Yeah, because it looks like you get upset when you look at it, and then it says I'll eat your ass Oh god, yes, just have fun on there squirrel dad to just leave the squirrels out of it All right, we got one we have another story here. I love you know me you love your sovereigns You know I love my sovereign citizens and with the case I made the last time that we

talked about sovereign citizens is this idea that they sovereign citizens are funny and silly and a waste of everybody's time until they get really dangerous yes and I am of the opinion that at some point these guys are gonna get dangerous more than silly of course because the more frustrated that they get the more they realize that their court horseshit and quantum grammar doesn't work, the more they are going to realize, oh, maybe we need to start doing this the old fashioned way. Yeah.

Well, they can't get along. That's why they do what they do. They are literally, it's like satanist too. Like the idea of a satanist grouping is so funny. Yeah, because it's like so an idealist individualist Like thought process. It's like you're trying to group us all together. We all think that we're our own god and master Yeah, I mean it's gonna hard to get us to pay dues But this guy the sovereign citizens are just they are such a huge pain in the ass, and I just wanted to use this as a fucking example of exactly what it was I was talking about.

And they're not just in America, folks! Oh no, they are all over the world and just like us, oh the UK is getting our fucking, you think that we came from nowhere, UK? You all think you're fucking fancier than us? We just went to London, we went to an afters. You ain't good looking. No, well you are you are They're very attractive, but I but at the afters you ain't no better than us no

I saw no kings and queens that fucking afters. That's for fucking certain alright, so just no y'all ain't no different I do love London love London. I love I could really spend some time there Oh, you will when they just called everyone ugly when we leave when we were supposed to be expats. I could really spend some time there. Well, you will one day. Even though I just called everyone ugly. When we leave, when we were supposed to be expats. I'm very ugly. You're ugly as well. Yeah. No, you're handsome. You're handsome in a way.

I'm attractive to a certain group. Same as me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a good type of, there's a type of person that arrives for us. There's a type of person that's like, oh my God, let me slice me some of that ham. Yeah. And then everyone else is like, what are you talking about? Well, mostly they're like, excuse me me sir. Do you drive the bus?

It's like you know like you just look like I don't have a license Yeah, we both look like just a random civil servants. You know I mean So this group a group called the they named themselves something really really stupid and general again They were called the Federal Postal Court This group of morons in the UK tried to kidnap and kill someone. They were led by a guy by the name of Mark Christopher and the group of idiots that were with them was Matthew Martin, Shiza Harper, and Sean Harper. These are normal quote-unquote normal people. They wanted to shut down Essex Coroner's Court and abduct senior coroner

Essex Coroner's Court and abduct senior coroner, Lincoln Brooks, in April of 2023. Now what they decided was that he was a part of a gigantic human trafficking ring with no evidence whatsoever. They had built up a case sending, essentially sending fake arrest warrants to the coroner's office over and over again saying that they were going to come arrest and corporally punish this coroner for being a part of a human trafficking world. I'm just so confused by all of this because if you are in fact a sovereign citizen and you don't believe in government, how are you your own government and a leader? Because you shouldn't be allowed like your whole like the way you look at things shouldn't

even be I'm a leader. You're inherently I honestly it's the reason why I do believe people vote for Trump, right? Where you're either purposefully ignorant, right? Where you specifically want to be ignorant and you don't do the reading and you are stick in the mud and you want things to be one way and you want it to be your way or the highway and you don't really care what anybody else says. I think that's one. I think two, maliciously ignorant I think the people that are specifically hateful and cynical and want to

essentially like Manipulate people by saying a bunch of stuff that's fake because they think that they're on the winning side of it They will be impervious to any problems after the fact Right so this idea that as long as I'm on the winning side as everybody wins and I get to be on top I get to be a part of this much like people that went along to go along with the Nazis. Right? So stuff like this is like when people show up to, when they get involved in something new, so they believe that maybe, just maybe, if we flip the entire system, we become lords on the other side. Mostly because they don't want to pay tax bills, they want to pay parking fees, because they don't want to pay tax bills

They want to pay parking fees and they don't want to deal with marriage licenses, which is bizarre No, it's not it's more than just bizarre. It's criminal and it's completely utterly There it's just you you are a fucking moron now if you go to mk Christopher calm you can go and see the actual website that you could go and get quote-unquote business consultation as you can see when you look at this website, it is filled with quantum grammar. So you've got the colon mark dash Kishon colon Christopher dash global chief dash federal postal court dash judge and with a colon all of this fake shit because it says it releases

you from any form of judicial coverage or anything and so right here it says start here to eliminate your domestic and commercial mortgages and debts the process of my part is done through showing engineered fraud on your documents agreements and contracts these guys believe that they have this ability to show that these like Essentially loopholes to the to various government bodies and they're gonna be like, oh my god, you're right I can't make you pay your mortgage anymore. Yeah. Oh, you're right that those that legal fee doesn't hold it for you anymore Now they went after court new coroner. I mean excuse nothing to do with anything It's nothing to do with anything. No, they've just to stay fixated on somebody that they could get at and so when they arrived

But is that coroner in Britain the same as a coroner in America? Do they like study bodies and shit? I'm not quite certain to be honest. I'm not quite certain. It all was very the whole thing is just like Extremely confusing and it's just them. I think that's what they live on is being confusing Yes, how they get away and not sense it so long because they're just saying random things Because you just want them out of your face That's and because the guy that was in charge mark Christopher he went by the title of chief judge of England and all Dominions They went in there. You don't believe in government. You know, you can't have that title heat but he's taking it upon himself Okay, he says that he received an earlier trial. He said that

That the group came to excess area coroner. So this was a part of a legal thing, right? They said they're gonna come and they were gonna arrest this person They're gonna get had zip ties on them and they had a car They were literally gonna arrest them and bring some place and beat this person to death. Michelle Brown, who'd been conducting inquests from paperwork and without witnesses or family present told an earlier trial that the group had come into her courtroom. He said that the leader, Christopher, kept demanding that I find and get her boss. Right?

That was the idea of like going in there and essentially saying, describe the emails. He claimed the warrants were to be for seizure of goods in persons and it doesn't really make sense. And that they've kind of randomly chose him and have been stalking this man and then they finally came to essentially murder him and they are they are all they jailed all four they're all like immediately in jail. But it was all it wasn't actual murder. They didn't actually kill anybody.

No not yet. No, they tried. In the UK, they can do stuff like that. In the UK, they also do stuff like, there was a story, I want to say it was also in Canada, they can also do that, where they can get you pretty hardcore for just showing significant planning. Where you don't have to, it's not like, kind of like in America, where it is difficult, like someone really, like let's say someone's threatening you with murder murder that you really can't do anything about it until they murder you

But then you can do something about it. Yeah, so they wanted to arrest this man because they said he was involved in necromancy Yes, they said that it was a part that he was using the dead For improper rituals for the US government for the UK government UK government. Yeah And they and this guy he's obviously very scared He's oh he was he said he ruined his life. He had to go to he had to go to the therapy He had to leave he doesn't know what to do anymore These guys have been hounding him when this like nonsense shit And the thing is too is that when you look at their depositions like if you look at their like when you click into these

Like document things of what you're supposed to do they are they are Ridiculous they are fucking ridiculous They have this whole step-by-step walk through create your own life life claim But live life claim and certificate of live birth. This is all fake it costs 333 pounds and you call in and this guy essentially teaches you how to scam the system the proper way. Yeah. And this stuff looks like a crazy person wrote it.

Like if you look at the FPC crazy like the FPC because it's all written in quantum grammar too. So it looks even worse than it is. So it looks like someone with schizophrenia wrote it. And it says how to join. It's like for me to qualify the training suitability for you, you must book a Zoom appointment with me before you can be part of my university. Email me to book a Zoom appointment. And then he puts his email address. The investment for this life changing training is 7,449 Great British pounds. Oh, yes.

But if you don't believe in money. They do believe in money. They just don't believe that the, the reason why it's confusing any is because it's essentially nonsense. It is nonsense. It's nonsense on the very, very bottom of it. It's full on, like that's kind of the thing

where it's a little too easy for cult leaders to jump in. It is a cult leader starter pack, being a sovereign citizen. where it's a little too easy for cult leaders to jump in. It is a cult leader starter pack being a sovereign citizen. And it's a little too easy because Mark Christopher, I think that he didn't do enough work because he has this whole thing with Seoul University where it's all this quantum grammar shit that he stole from the other guy already covered. So he didn't even make this system up. He stole this from David Winn Miller. It's just all like, but it's just like you bullshit and you bullshit and you talk about absolutely nothing and you change words and punctuation.

That's exactly what. Until like. You kill somebody. Yeah. No, no, that is the, this is why it's worthy to cover. It's not worthy in and of itself. The story itself is extremely boring and stupid. These morons showed up and tried to fake arrest somebody who had nothing to do with a fake

crime in order to kill them. But the problem is that on some level, much like why we are covering Kruger's Dorp in so thick of detail, is because it's important to see that stupid shit that looks silly from the outside leads to murder sometimes. And that you have to keep your head on a fucking swivel about what you allow into your brain and into your very, very soul. You have to give your, you have to have a grain of salt

about the things you read. I read a lot of crazy shit for this show. I throw myself into a lot of crazy research for the show, but I know that I have a foot outside of the research because that's what allows me to see how fucking stupid it is. You cannot 110% give into any single ideology. Yeah, when it comes to learning about sovereign citizens,

and I'm very impressed by how much you've actually retained, it makes me nauseous. Every time I read into what they're saying. Yeah, well that's the idea. I get like really mad. It's called the barrier to entry. It's done on purpose. It's why Scientology is gibberish.

And that goes as far to the literally ancient schools. Like it's like listening to a guy named Gurdjieff, who's like a teacher that I do enjoy. But he talks about this idea that knowledge is a quantity and there's a limited amount of knowledge, which is why back in the old days, in the quote unquote, the Egyptian secret schools, they took all of the secret secret knowledge and they hid it behind a bunch of rituals and Mishigosh and all this stuff that it was difficult to get through so that it would be this damaging information that the gods are not gods at

all, but it's based upon our the star movements and that everything is attached to an understanding of the earth here on the here that we can touch tangible earth. And we say these ridiculous stories about gods and allegories in order to teach people that are not ready to know that there is no gods. It just seems like an excuse for why they're poor. Exactly. That's why they're well, an excuse for why they're poor. Exactly. That's why they're, well, it's more why they're rich.

Yes. It's the opposite. It's why they're rich and you're poor because you can't be trusted with the resources. Do you think they celebrate Christmas? Who? Sovereign citizens. I actually think that they have to, I think the day that they have to observe is President's Day.

Really? I don't know. No, I think that they have to observe is Presidents Day. Really? I don't know. No, I think that they... Because technically it's not religious. It just happens to have a religious side kicker. There's a lot of religiosity within it, but it's not inherently religious. Inherently, it's political. It's more of a shithead militia versus a cult. Just get a driver's license. They won't. They don't, they hate,

they hate not getting DUIs man. They love DUIs. They love them. They love driving drunk. They love getting parking tickets and not paying them. It's so hard for them. That's their passion. I mean, I did that for a while and that's why I don't have a driver's license. See? But I respect my non-having driver's license. No, and you don't drive. I drove your car recently. That was different. That's a long story All right had to happen he can physically drive And I didn't allow it he stole my car called the police You wanted to pick your dog up. I covered from the I needed help You sat next to me in the car. You were teaching me how to drive. Yeah, it was like you're a learner

Yeah, I'm a learner's permit. You had to drive because I have car me in my lap officer. Listen He's my learner's permit. I'm the driver. I have a dog All right, but just so you know guys before you fall into any of these slippery slopes This is a big thing. I just want to say too. Maybe maybe we can even slopes. This is a big thing I just want to say to maybe maybe we can even Let's take a little break here, right? I'll say you're a sensitive person. Okay, step away from the podcast for a second I'm talking to my little boys here. I'm talking my young boys I'm talking to my Gen Z any if there are any broccoli heads that are listening. All right I shaved the side of my head for you. I know it's cool. Isn't it? Wow, cool. That's so lit

I got face tattoos. Well, wow, you must be so sensitive and poetic I got a teardrop next to my that means you murdered somebody in prison. No, but next to my butt It's for all the dookies. I'll slain. Yeah. Well, you're huge. You're a huge boy We just gotta just remember that How do I gently say pull your fucking head out of your ass and read some books? You know and just read something outside of your your little sphere you got to get in there. Okay. I mean it. I'm 40 I was an edgelord too. No. Yeah very much so I'm still am yeah Really rough. I'm angry. Yeah, I won't say the Starbucks branded content

You know your hat says eat ass. I, just remember we're all in this boat together and we're gonna have to make it through in a matter of one or until that solar flare hits and then I never have to hear from any one of you ever again. We'll keep doing radio. Oh, we will, but it'll be by ourselves. It'll be in this room and then people will be invited to the smaller.

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home that evening, we saw something that has stuck with me ever since. As we were traveling north towards Orlando. Ooh, place of my birth. Yep. My father, who was driving, saw something directly to our left and pointed it out to us. Above the lake, quite high in the sky, was a bright yellow light. The light moved very slowly through the sky, flying parallel to us.

All of a sudden, another light appeared nearby the first, and then another, until there were a total of seven of these lights. These lights appeared to be connected to one another and not independent craft. I distinctly remembered being very upset that the family camcorder battery was dead and I couldn't get the proof. These lights stayed in the sky for almost an hour, traveling silently parallel to our car.

They eventually turned towards us and silently flew over our car and that was the end of our sighting. The formation or flying pattern of these lights was quite like the Phoenix lights and years later when I learned of that incident I was shook to my core. I believe I saw the same phenomena. At the time my father and mother were just as confused and scared as us kids were. My father still has no explanation for what we saw, nor does my mother. Cut to today, when I asked about the scariest moment of my life and I remembered this incident. It was just then that I realized I haven't spoken to my parents about what we saw since 1998.

So I decided to phone them up. My father distinctly remembers the incident, but is skeptical, is probably some military super secret technology. My mother on the other hand, straight up called it a UFO and that whatever it was, it wasn't any conventional aircraft that we were aware of. Then she dropped the bombshell on me. It was in the news, you know. I searched and searched, but no combination of words would get me a proper hit until I

get a very, very specific. I found a link to a sighting recorded on 3-24-1998, my grandfather's birthday. And while the report doesn't exactly describe what we saw, it's very similar. A couple were on their way home and saw two orange lights that appeared to blink in and out at will, appearing in different parts of the sky as if they instantly teleported. It's been on my mind all day, and it's the first time I've ever really been convinced that we saw something that night and not the overactive imagination of a child run rampant over two and a half decades. You know, I really do think that the corroborating sighting is interesting because we've talked

about this many times in group sightings where one half will see something different than what the other half will see and they're all there at the same time watching something. Yeah. Like most notably when we just covered the aerial school and that phenomenon where you had some kids seeing one thing and some kids Seeing teachers seeing something and but they all saw something at the same exact time And so I think it's very interesting But also don't you over time like if you like talk about something after two decades it changes in your mind. Maybe I

Don't know depends on the memory Yeah I think that sometimes it's either You either add to the memory or is the memory becomes so locked in because you've thought about it over and over and over again But we never know. Yeah all of history is a memory Eddie. So what's up with the Phoenix lights? The Phoenix lights were the Phoenix lights. I know but what did they look like? They look like at a triangle like essentially like a flying V over Phoenix. It's the largest UFO sighting of all time. Because I know it's going to be a major part of the new George Knapp documentary.

Yes. I'm very excited to get into more detail about this, but then the, I believe it was the governor of Arizona came out and made a bunch of fun of it the next day saying that we've caught the culprit from the incident last night and a guy in a gray costume came out and made funny made a bunch of fun of it the next day saying that that we've caught the culprit from The incident last night and a gray guy in a gray costume came out and he arrested him on live television Everyone laughed and shit, but then later on. Oh, yeah, Fife, Symington the Governor of Arizona. He then came forward later on and said he actually

Did this as a way to feel better? Because he saw the lights himself and could not get any formal explanation as to what they were. Wow. And he went to the highest levels that he could get to as governor and he could get no explanation as to what they were.

It's a pretty awesome alien costume. It is a great, it's a really, really good alien costume. They don't make them like they used to. They certainly don't. They don't. But yeah, I mean, just keep looking towards the sky. Live every day knowing that your eyeballs are your telescopes. I love every day knowing that your balls can be your suit cushions.

And you can laugh. Just think about the fact that then what's the rest of you? I don't know. Just a big old tush. Yep. Well, thank you, President Jill Stein. Yeah, it's President Jill Stein. Thank you. I want to say thank you for naming Stein. Yeah, it's President Jill Stein.

I want to say thank you for naming it National Podcasters Day. It's been so good getting the flowers and the money that I've been getting all day. Thank you for the free crystals from Marianne Williamson. I'm going to go celebrate my Green Party membership tonight. Yes, absolutely. Me too as well. My own membership of my own party. You'll see And you know just get out there. I think that today I just want to make sure to remind you get out there and vote Yes, because I know that ever too late. It's never too late. I want you to get to it's when you're still in line Stay stay you have to let you vote. Yes stay in line. That's right

All right, and if you machines are broken, ask for paper. Yes. I think if you leave your left shoe, you vote for Kamala. And if you leave your right shoe, you vote for Trump. And they test it by smell. Also know that if you roll, if you ball up your ballot and you throw it through a window and it makes it into a trash can, technically, that counts.

Yeah, but for LeBron James. Yes. LeBron James to bring Bronny James makeup is started vice president Bronny James patron.com slash slash podcast on the left pay us money and watch us perform you're gonna like it go to at to LP on the left for all of the social medias yes we're part of Humboldt we're coming for you baby November 23rd Henry and I are to be up there with Billy Wayne Davis at the Mateel Community Center. We're going to have fun.

Yeah, we have a lot of fun. I'm very, very excited. We're going to be stoned as hell. Yeah. We're going to see some fucking redwoods. Oh yeah. Good time. And then December 21st, we're going to be doing classy night out here.

The Masonic baby. Yeah. Tickets. If they're not on sale yet, we'll be on sale very soon. It's a small venue so make sure you rush to get your tickets. It's gonna be a lot of fun because Jackie Zaprosky is gonna be on the show. We're gonna have so much fun and bunch of special guests too which I'm really excited. Yeah yeah yeah yeah I love you guys so much be good to yourselves. Be good to each other. Yes. All right. Remember again unfortunately we are all in this hot air balloon together

Remember on again, unfortunately, we are all in this hot air balloon together That is suspended by flames alone. Yeah So just remember that. Hail Satan Happy hunting. Oh, yes Hail Jill Stein. Hail Jill Stein. Thank you for all you've done for this fuck. Seriously. Thank you. Thank you for all you've done for this fucker. Seriously, thank you. Thank you for your sacrifice. God, I love you. I want to see the inside of you. Safe.