Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Squirrels Gone Wild

Episode Date: January 5, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime stories: Prince Andrew denying sexual assault charges with a sweat-less alibi, Jizz-Laine Maxwell being sentenced, a Psycho Squirrel rampage in the UK, John Ramirez and the CIA / ET connection, an Irish man mistaking Romanian Palace of Parliment for Hotel, HAM SNIFFERS and MUCH MORE! Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left side story. That's when the cannibalism started side stores. Yes. Wow. I can't believe 2022. Wow. So it's off to a great start. It really is. I've just been I've been coughing a lot. Yeah, that's good. It's been great. Coughing up 2021. You know, you know, I guess that's what absurdly must be. Not getting over a novel virus. All right, you know that we've now we're here in 2022. I think my audio book virus is better. I'm going to walk away from the show. Absolutely. Thank you.

I think it's important to think about a goal. Yeah, 2022. What's your goal? Normally you live your life, right? Aimless, directionless, covered in various Buffalo sauces and if it's a good day and just the the leavings of your Bud lights as it soaks into your one black shirt, your one no, that's not true. I have multiple. No, I've seen that. No, honestly, that's true. I have tens of black shirts. You have tens of black shirts and that's where the whole one guy jeans. And you're on you're a rudderless man, but by choice, right? You're a you're an independent man. You're you're a floating at sea. You're the clothes. Yeah, just out of banding on a raft like Elian. Do you remember him? I do remember him. They

should have let him stay in the country. But no, I actually think I'm glad we sent that little boy back. I'm certainly glad. We know that wasn't very nice. But kissle this year. Think about it. Don't you want to get on a rail? Do you want to sit and think about like, oh, where are we headed? Where are you going to go with your life? Because you're just I am a version of a cryptid right now. I'm a rail. I'm on a rail. I'm on a monorail. You're just talking about being alone. But well, no, I'm doing pretty good here. So if there was a direction that you want to put your 2022 in, what's the direction? What's your New Year's resolution? Well, let's go. All right, everyone, welcome to SideStories. I am been hanging out with Henry. You're not going to answer the

question. I'm four days in. I'm on my no BL, no, no booze tri-gen. Although I have figured out multiple concoctions with liquid THC, which has been good. I've been playing Guardians of the Galaxy. So that's one of those motivations for me. I'm trying to get Star Lord to the end, trying to rescue what appears to be my daughter. So your 2022 objective is the objectives within this video game. Get better at Madden. Okay, that's another one. Okay, good. Obviously, continue. It's like, do you can you get better at broadcasting? No, no, no, no. There is no way of the mountain. We can physically get better at that live performance. Peek of the mountain already. The best at us. Pavarotti kiss at their peak at their peak war now. I know that I'm sad that

Otaris died. But is that right? Otaris is dead. That was 2021. Another 2021. I think that was 2020. That was drugs. It wasn't even COVID. Oh, but I would have thought Otaris would have died from drugs. Yeah, so we're already past our peak. So I guess that's right. I guess there isn't nothing for you to change. The peak, the mountain top, everyone's like, oh, it's a little peak. No, it's quite large. You can actually peak at this point for the rest of our lives. That is a plateau. That's what I'm saying. But you plateau at the tops you've peaked. No, there's no peeking in podcasting to begin with. We're not, if we peak, that is by nature, plateau. Yeah, because it means that there's a waiting. We're not Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks peaked

at Philadelphia for a scump. And now he's plateaued amongst the heavens still. But it doesn't matter because peak podcast is still, oh my God, we are one tenth as powerful as Tom Hanks pretending that he has some sort of disease or can run. I tell you what, you could certainly give him $2 million to get skinny. I love he does it in a second and someone could also do that for me. I did a bunch of sit-ups. I've been doing my push-ups. You wait until you see me on the road, everyone, you guys are going to be stunned. Yeah, I can do it. I can't wait because you know what you are right now. I look at you. This is a pile of fine Italian marble that you're going to carve into a new person for some, again, you're looking for a CFO, 35-year-old nurse.

I feel like you've been really trying to matchmake me lately. I have. But I don't know if sometimes the town crier, crier, crier, crier, crier. Sometimes the town crier doesn't necessarily attract the best audience. So maybe, maybe you aren't the one. Are you the fisher? Are you saying that? Oh, you're saying that I'm bad for you. You're fishing for carp. You're fishing for carp. We get your little white bread on the stick. Also, carp love white bread. So you throw a little white bread out there and you find a carp, but then you have to beat it to death. You're the white bread. No, you're the fisherman. Yes, you're the bread. I'm the fisherman. The women are the fish. I don't.

Or if you catch a carp, you have to beat it to death because they're technically an invasive species. That's called marriage. No, I'm looking for a large mouth bass. Someone who likes to run free. I think we got to take you to Canada. The other day, man, speaking of liquid THC, you're also dabbling. I got some. Dude, not dabbling. I'm in it. I know. I did a tank of it. Dude, I'm going to show you. I do. I did it last night. I went to the Packers game and, you know, I have my mocktails because I still like to go to my bars because I don't just go out to the bars to get hammered. I like to watch my games. Look at my mocktail.

Oh, it's got. Oh, is that all tank at the bottom of that? It looks like a fucking snow cone. It looks like a snow cone. It's it's soda. Slash of cranberry. That's too much tincture. And then it is about three inches of blue tincture that looks like it would kill Superman himself. Oh my God. I got your pants on backwards. How'd you do that? Yeah, buddy. How'd you put those clothes on? Oh my God. I just pissed my pants. At least it's coming out in the butt. Look at that. But I'm telling you, you can still have fun with it. And you just say, of course. Yeah, you're high as fuck. Yeah. But that's still dry. Technically, that's officially a cocktail. There's no booze in it.

I got some of this stuff from Whedon. When we went from Long Beach, we were down in Whedon. I missed that crew. That was a great. What a great weed store. And I got some of that tincture that you soak under your tongue. Like you squirt like two. It works, dude. And so I thought, like, to be honest, I spent a long time. There's like eight edibles for like two weeks, right? And it's like, and it's cool. And I was like, you know, I'm going to up my game. So the other day, two days ago, I was like, I put one square out of my tongue and I was like, there's no way that's enough. And then I did another square out of my tongue and I went and I had made a salad. Uh huh. And I found myself, this is not even a bit,

staring at the tomatoes. I walked in. I had literally, I had pulled up a tomato on a fork. Natalie found me looking at a tomato and I swear to God, I was seeing the life force of the tomato. Really? What was that all about? It was like tendrils because then when I put it inside of me, and that's why I turned it Natalie and I said, I'm putting their life force directly into my veins and I can feel every ounce of their Oregon energy. These tomatoes are alive. They are now they're in me. That's liquid THC. I think that you made a fantastic discovery because as you can tell, tomatoes, uh, well, never mind, according to Britannica, they don't feel pain, but other animal, other vegetables, dude, they do can vegetables feel pain? Absolutely they can. And so I think

that that is just a wonderful thing. So you hear that? You fucking vegans? You hear that? You little hitlers? Nope, never mind. Turns out, according to Britannica, no vegetables feel pain. That's what they're just saying, that to cover their fucking ass. Because you know what vegetable could feel pain? Was that Terry Shiveau? If they had to get rid of her. That was a horrible debate, dispute. I still don't fully understand. I actually think that you probably didn't feel pain and I know that people get upset by calling her a vegetable. It was the early 2000s, the Terry Shiveau case, and I still don't fully understand what they were all fighting about. It sounds like it was a torturous existence to just live on a bed. Yeah, but then also I think that her boyfriend,

now that I think about it, I think he wanted some money. He did. Just get a divorce. Yes, he did, but he didn't want to have the social stigma of being the person who divorced Terry Shiveau. It's not okay. Number one. But you said boyfriend. Husband. Number one. We don't know anything about this case. We're both talking about, we are both talking about, we're just talking about how much liquid THC you have consumed. You just showed your picture. I've also been taking edibles and smoking joints. But you owe me too. But you just showed me a picture of three inches of picture at the bottom of a glass of seltzer, which means your factoids don't mean anything anymore. Like your remembrance of the past. It was going to be an emotional factoid. Yes. When one is married,

whatever agreement that is at that day, that is the agreement that must last forever. So for example, if you are in an open relationship and you're married, and then all of a sudden, oh, wow, you go and get blown after marriage, and now all of a sudden your partner's upset. It's like, no, we made this agreement. That's what that's what you have to talk about. Yeah. Terry Shiveau. There was at no point a clause where it's like slip and fall in the shower clause. So I don't know if that's what happened to Terry Shiveau. No, it is. It is. All right, cool. That she slipped and she fell in the shower. So again, only take a bath. Only take a bath. Be careful. And then I feel like when she's in that state, he has the ability to say, okay, let's sever this,

because obviously- You're talking about legalities and not social. People I don't think would have been that mad at him. Everyone would have been pissed. No, because the thing they were all pissed about was like, he was like, pull it out. Keep it pulling out. Kill her. Let me do it. And then the parents were like, put her in. And then the doctor would be like, we have one day until she dies. And then the parents would be like, put her back in. Get kill her. So I think that's what was so much worse. Sire on fire. I want to see her burn. And they're like, whoa, whoa, buddy. Whoa, buddy. Well, all right. We do have one that's kind of an update. We have a lot of updates, because all of the news- Also sorry, Betty White has said.

We did that. And we didn't mean to do that. No, no, no, no. We didn't do John Madden. People were put, people try to put John Madden's death on you and me. But we brought him up on the relax fit right before the break. I've been mad all the time. I think I watch John Madden every day. You are the person that is spiritually closest to John Madden. I love John Madden. Of all of last podcast. Iconic. Yes. And you know, again, sat for a living. Sat for a living. He lived the dream. He made millions of dollars past his prime. He's making more money as a corpse than we'll ever see in our lives. And they might call the all pro game. Now they might call it the all Madden game in the NFL. And I think that'd be wonderful. So R.I.P. John Madden, of course.

But we didn't kill him. We did not. And then Betty White, I think we just mentioned her, but I think we said she was going to live forever. Also, there was an episode, evidently, I did say I would only believe in death once Betty White dies. So, however- How do you feel? Moving the goalpost once Willie Nelson dies, which is something else I've always said, that I will believe in death. Well, Betty White, again, didn't make it to 100. She didn't make it to 100. She's 99 years old. Wow. We talked about this on a group text. Your wife, your wife said she's going to give her the 17, your wife spotted her 17 days. To make her 100. People magazine put her on the cover and said,

this bitch is about to be 100. And this woman, obviously, you know what I'm talking about, I'm just being humorous. The problem is with old media, don't curse this woman like that. Mark McGuire was not given those home runs back. No, he was not. But do you remember? So that's what I'm saying. Sarah probably could have made her last 17 more years. Whoa, how fucking- 17 more days. I love Betty. I love Betty. How sweet it would have been if Betty White got fucking jacked right towards the end. Just got fully yoked. You know, big veins coming out of her legs like she sliced alone doing a tiktok with his daughter that I didn't know exists.

She probably has veins coming out of her legs. Well, she's dead now. Well, she's dead now. And on- But now that she has passed- Passed on. We just want to say big ups and get heaven ready for me, Betty. Because oh, when I'm up there, who you best believe? I'm going to need some chicken. You think she's going to cast you in her heaven sketch group? I don't need to be inside the Hollywood machine. It's filled with pedophiles. Well, speaking of pedophiles, another update story here. Again, truly RIP, Betty, what a legend.

Virginia Goofrey. Now, I didn't realize she actually did not- She actually did not testify at the Glenn Maxwell trial. She didn't either, right? Well, because- She's kind of the public face of the sexual assault. So they got Gislaine. She's going to fucking full on where the boys are in jail. We're going to see how this is. We'll see how long she serves. We're going to go into sentencing. I think they said she could probably get something like 20 years. She says she's not going to flip a flop. And who knows? I wouldn't be surprised if these politicians are so callous at this point that you might just get a freaking pardon. Who knows?

But another dude who has a lot of power, who is very connected, someone who a lot of people are like, Hey, can we get some punishment for this guy? Because he seems like a total freaking pervert, believe it or not, Prince Andrew. This piece of shit. He said that there's no way I raped this young girl because she said I was sweating. I can't medically sweat. Okay. No, it's the single worst excuse I've heard to not be a pedophile before in my fucking life. This idea of like, because she, she testified in his very, very harrowing, harrowing series of

statements about how like he was on top of her, dripping with sweat. And then the only thing he could think up to say is, I simply cannot physically sweat in any way I should perform. Which is the dumbest thing. If you ever listened to him talk, Prince Andrew, have you listened to his recent, that recent dumb shit interview that he did? Prince Andrew. I heard some snippets of it. It's called anhedoriasis, anhedoriasis. Apparently that is a thing where you cannot sweat. It's, he's inbred is what that means. And the way this guy talks, he would not have the ability to work at a kiosk next to a McDonald's ordering station.

Absolutely. If he was not a royal, like he is just a pile of DNA that we all have to act like he, like he showed up, he fucking, he was born on third base. This fucking piece of shit. He was born in the dugout after hitting a home run. And this guy didn't even have to run the bases. As a matter of fact, Goofrey or Joffrey, she says that she would meet Andrew at a pizza express. Oh God, that's the worst place. I never want to be trafficked at a pizza express. I don't want to be trafficked at a panda express. Give me a whole, a whole full long meal if you're

going to traffic me. You know, in this world of, you know, new, new realities and social media and certain things coming to light and certain things being exposed. I am a little bit annoyed with how people have abused pizza. Whether it be comma pizza, pizza express, pizza. Yes, of course it is a place that you're all welcome to be around the pie. It's a circle of life. Pizza place should be a place where, you know, a millionaire can sit next to a taxi driver and they sit there and they all share stories about all the people they fingered. And then the little girl comes and she brings you a ball to sign and oh, and you're, you're some pop star, you're Rihanna. And you're there with them and everyone's laughing. Yeah, that's right. Pizza is a sacred dish and I

don't think people should be meeting around pizza for nefarious reasons because the pizza always remembers, let's not forget pizza, the hut. So they would go to pizza express or they would go to a place, a nightclub in London called club tramp, which is just this guy is so freaking corny and lame. Someone needs to just, I mean, like the satire, someone needs to physically attack him and pull him out onto the street, strip him of his clothes. What these guys need to be is, is wholesale, harassed and embarrassed until they cannot live a life anymore. He should be chased until the end of his life of we can't get him into court because this man is guilty of many crimes. Well, they have the picture of him with his fucking griffin claw around that young woman,

like you could just see it like digging into her fucking hip, like fuck this piece of shit. He's another member of the Illuminati. They were all on the plane, him, Clinton, Donald Trump, they're all fucking giving each other massages, eating fuck out, fucking pigs in a blanket. Now you're getting me hungry for pigs in a blanket. I am too. I don't worry about it, Henry. He's not sweating it. Apparently this is in 2001. They went to the pizza restaurant. He physically can't sweat it. That's what he said. They said that he took his elder daughter to a party at a pizza restaurant on the night of 2001 when it's alleged that he had sex with Geoffrey. But as I've seen with to catch a predator, sometimes they'll bring the children

around his cover. They do. Which is disgusting, but it's true. No, it's their whole life. It's his whole life. His whole life is covered. So we'll see what Ghislaine will see if she flippity dippities. Apparently from, obviously, we know as much as you do. But apparently, they say she's not going to. Perhaps she realizes the powerful people that you thank her or is still caught in this this ego trap of this idea that she is serving Epstein and some larger circumstance. I really do think that people like this. The reason why Ghislaine and Epstein work so well within these communities is that they view their human trafficking as like a sacred duty to as a part of like a legacy of members of the Illuminati. I really do believe they look at this

as like I served a function amongst these high power players. And how could I ever be derelict to that responsibility? Yeah, absolutely. And they like the power that it gives them and how they get all these people dancing on the string around them. Well, Andrew Johnson here on Christmas Day 1868, he granted full pardons and amnesty to all the Confederates. So perhaps Ghislaine Maxwell at some point will find a pardon. Oh, I really could see it. I could totally. Absolutely. Yeah, because Biden said, hey, tell me, we put drafts in jail. Come let me be clear. We can't be putting drafts in jail. Yeah, I'm just looking over some of the presidential pardons. And yeah, you can be anybody you're president. Yes, indeed. All right, everyone. Well, let's move on. I believe

that is it for update two is that we're going to see what happens. The they have just admitted the sheriff's department behind the investigation behind the West Memphis Creek has just submitted and they've just found they went and they found that all of the evidence they said was destroyed is not destroyed because the prosecutor in that case is now or has retired, I believe. Yes. And so hopefully just because there are still all found guilty. Oh, my God. If it all does work, everything that we believe is in shambles. Yeah, no, but that will not be the case. And it'll be great to figure out some justice for the kids, for the family of the children who have merited. But of course, there are some suspects in that case. And it'll be good for Damien and the

crew to finally get some vindication because there's always going to be maniacs out there who would be like, of course, I do think that you know what Prince Andrew needs is this guy just wants sing chale. What is he doing? He's threatening to kill the queen with a crossbow and he jumped off the fence at Buckingham Palace. He went by the name of Darth Jones. Darth Jones. He's just he can't do that. He's not good at this. Obviously, Darth being Darth Vader, which if you think about Darth just as a name does not really like I don't get it doesn't make my skin crawl. No, like if I'm like Darth is coming, I'm not like, oh, I'm shaking in my boots for Darth. I feel like he's gonna come. He's going to bring in some sort of jealous shot. Darth Vader. Darth Vader

is cool. Darth Vader is cool. That's supposed to be Darth Invader. Then there was Darth Sidious, right? Oh, and that means Insidious. Right? Is that correct? Yeah, you fucking piece of shit. Look at that. And there's a bunch of them, but I don't know what Darth and Jones means nothing. So this man, they basically came and got him. They said that he was a mental health alert. They picked him up. He did a bit of an address wearing a some form of white mask, holding a crossbow, saying he's coming for the queen. And the queen went, because she doesn't have a fucking brain anymore. I feel like all of this is deep fake bullshit that she just did that speech. She's probably been dead for years. Brother. Brother. Oh,

you turned me over. I 100% agree with you. It's deep fake in, you know, as I'm learning quite a bit about these masks that people wear on the internet. Whoa, you're saying that people are being fake on the internet. And yeah, I do think they gave her a bit of a lift via via AI. Why though? Because she literally, what you mean? She was just in the hospital to be dead. Yeah. She's like 97 years old. But anyway, I find it as an American to be borderline adorable. The idea that someone would take a little crossbow. Look at this guy. Look at him there. He's got a crossbow. He looks like he this looks like a skin from fucking some video game. I mean, this is America. It's a numbers game here in America. You're not taken out. What are you going to do? Crossbow. It's a

cool thing. It's a cool crossbow. But I mean, what are we talking about here? Look at these fucking assholes. 806 suspects post chilling Snapchat video where he's like, almost stick the client, almost stick the guy, right? In 829, ski scales the fence at long walk near Cambridge gate. Oh, and then 9am. Oh, they made Prince Andrew. They told you was safe. They told you was safe. Was he there? Look at this 829 scales fence at long walk near Cambridge gate. 830 arrested. So he just literally just went over to a cop standing there going, okay. And he was like, Oh, tyranny, tyranny shall be failed this day. Oh my God. And then they rested the hell out of them. Yep. And then but the it seems like now they're putting him in a mental health facility. I don't even know if

that's better. I don't know if that's good. I have no idea what they do over there. But then apparently, he'd ruin the queen's breakfast. Really? Yeah, that's a hanging offense. Because you know, that's a hanging offense. She gets up every day. She has tea. She puts peanut butter on her pussy. So those corgis can lick her out. So she can have one orgasm before she can make decisions for state. And then she goes, she has some scones. She has some butt. Yes, whatever the fuck bullshit she has. They come in. Yeah, she probably she slays one black person. She drinks the blood of a black person. And then she sits there and then they came in like, Oh, Mr. Elizabeth Queen Elizabeth. I'm sorry. Your Majesty. Oh, there's a man here with the addos. And she's like, yes, they did call.

They knew they were coming to the Vikings. It's about the Vikings. No, that's been a long time. No, it's just a random psycho, dude. It's just a dude. Oh, you probably could. Literally, the queen can do whatever she wants. And did you know she still drives? Isn't that exciting? Absolutely. Fascinating. Fascinating. All right, well, let's go with the world of squirrels. Wow, look at that. And you see how it says right here, and they're immediately blaming crossbows. Oh, come on. They're immediately blaming crossbows. They're saying, Oh, anybody can buy a crossbow. Well, absolutely. Yeah, sure, anybody can buy a crossbow, but it really would take Liam Neeson to kill the queen with it. I mean, it would take a character that

Liam Neeson plays. Can you imagine if that actor actually attempted to do anything violent? He'd shoot a double bullet. He's still a romantic actor. He's just an actor. He's just a romantic actor. As a matter of fact, Ed Larson and I, from Brighter Side, we went to the store yesterday to buy some hardware. And that's true with the hardware store. And you can get a machete, a solid machete from $13.99. Oh, yeah. No, man, take back the streets. Only $13. It's amazing how cheap it is. All right. Well, what is, you know, we need weapons as humans, but if we were squirrels, we wouldn't need any weapons because they are a weapon. Squirrels have rained terror over a sleepy Welsh village. I saw this. 18 residents have been

left with bites and scratches. Yeah, this squirrel is going 18 people. It's really cool. And they nicknamed the squirrel Stripe. And he was finally caught in a humane trap. And then he... And they euthanized it. They euthanized it all respectfully, I guess. He was caught by the RSPCA. But I do feel like, you know, I'm sorry, squirrel. I mean, you know me, I love my animals, but you want to play in the big boy game, then you're going to get big boy punished. Tarn and feathered. Tarn and feather this squirrel. The squirrel needs to actually have some justice. I mean, it wants to play. Let's play. I find that you're interesting, the flip-flopping of your libertarianism, how like, oh, you would go

to bat for a human. Selected libertarianism. You would say, oh, all of these humans shouldn't get the death penalty. Sure. Because you're saying that the death penalty... I said tarn and feathered. That's basically a death penalty. Well, he's already kind of... For a squirrel tournament to a chicken, he'll die of embarrassment. You're going to allow them to murder the squirrel. I think that this squirrel should be kept into a high security facility where we test Chlamydia drugs on it. Oh, that could also work. It would be kind of fun if it stayed in the same prison cell as Magneto. Oh, it's all the glass.

Yeah, it's all the glass. Well, this squirrel has also been accused. Now, again, no, just accused of biting dogs and cats and chasing people down country roads. So again, in this weird situation scenario, I'm team squirrel, other than the fact that I do believe it does need to seek some... There needs to be some justice, but I also love the idea of this squirrel just chasing random people down. Because at the end of the day, you turn around, you say, stop, and then the squirrel will stop. I don't know if that's true. It is true. But I know that I feel like... It's personal defense.

Stop. I feel that if a squirrel got close to me, maybe I'm wrong. Side stories, LPOTL, the gmail.com, maybe I'm wrong. But I feel that if a squirrel got close enough to me and to be attacking me, I'd try to grab it with my hands or swat it away or kick it away. Like, you kick it off into a bush. You kick it into the street. Right? But I actually would prefer us to find a way to rehab these squirrels. Well, there was a woman... And get him trained. Get him trained.

Look at that lovely woman. This woman was feeding the squirrel. This woman was taking care of the squirrel. No, this woman was aiding and abetting the squirrel. Technically, that's the woman who should be arrested. This woman's name is Ms. Reynolds. What's her first name? Ms. Reynolds of your nasty. No, Ms. Reynolds. This is what she told The Standard,

which is... This is picked up by The Standard in UK. I know. This is how much shit's going on over there right now. She said her sorrow. She nicknamed the squirrel Stripe. And then she said she nicknamed him after the gremlins. Remember how cute that is? Stripe from the gremlins. Stripe was the villain. That's correct. But then she said, now I guess she's happy. She says, I'm relieved I caught him because my grandson,

who was only two, can play in the garden and he can be safe. I feel that the UK needs... But he's also sad. Can I say this to our UK listeners? I love all of you. Yes, we do. We love everyone. You gotta get tougher than this. No, I don't think so because... You can't hold a whole town hostage.

They killed the squirrel. They killed it. I know, but only after they were terrorized by the squirrel. That's on them. That is like, it's still a squirrel. Like, it's not Christmas vacation. This isn't written by John Hughes. This isn't like some kind of like... No, they are nasty little creatures.

They are, but it's got a huge tail. But I love a squirrel. Whip it around your head like a helicopter. So she said, but I am sad because I'm an animal lover. And because of me, this squirrel lost his life. I know people don't like gray squirrels, but they are God's creatures to me. I guess that's what happens though. You come for fucking humankind.

You get fucking two in the back of the fucking head, dude. Yeah, she wrote all of that on Facebook. No. Oh, then at least it was... It served a purpose, didn't it? Yeah. Really kept Facebook going for the day. She says I was shocked and I realized I had to get him caught before it was a child.

Those teeth could bite right through a child's tidy finger. Again. I guess so. She created a monster at some point. We were in the Delta lounge and a little kid came up to Wendy to try to like pet the side of her head. And the thing about Wendy is that like, she looks cute,

but she's a bitch. She's a troll. Yeah. You try to go up to get near her mouth, man. She'll fucking... I kind of wanted to see it, but then I'd have to put her down. Look at what they got the squirrel. Look at that.

Look at that bounty. It's a little cage with peanuts in it. They must have covered it in blood or something. So it knew that's how we were. It swore to us. Anyway, the tight-knit community apparently was pretty... They say the tight little... It was alerted by the rampage.

Whoa, this hit the guardian. Also, it hit two Bengal cats. It hit fear for nothing. I love this squirrel. It's like the Carl Pansram of squirrels. According to Buckley resident Scott Felton, he's 34. He reported being bitten. He says, I was just...

Say it correct though. Can you do it correct? I actually don't think I can say this quote. Oh yeah, no, not anymore. But that's a... The reason why kids can't say that quote is because they were using a word that is a term for a cigarette. In the UK, that's me.

I was just having... You say a cigarette. A cigarette, a flag. They take the L out. I was just having a thing. A bit of a flag outside. A bit of a flag outside by the back door. And then it jumped on him.

So he was just... You could have just said that if we were on an island. If we were in another island, you could have just said that one. Well, I mean, I just don't like things taken out of context. Isn't language absolutely fascinating because... It is. Because otherwise it could just be him in 69. Yeah, you could just suck up some noodle

while these squirrels trying to get new foods. Yeah, of course. Isn't that fun colloquialisms. All right, anyway, the squirrel's been killed. Yeah, the squirrel's dead now. And honestly, I'm glad for it. You should do... Kissel, there is a UFO update I'd like for you to get into.

You should read and watch videos about a man named John Ramirez, who is a... He worked as a... That name is very familiar. He worked for the CIA. My friend Ellie taught me about this. She sent me down this rabbit hole. And it is... The new... Is it a grifter? Is it not a grifter?

This is someone who used to use a CIA officer. Okay. His term, he was a type of... He was a type of officer. I have it all written down here. I have to say by ufology standards, he's a hunk. He's a 10 out of 10 on them. He's fine, he's fine.

Well, he actually has the ability, it looks like, to attract a member of the opposite, or same sex, whatever he wants. I mean, technically, you would be surprised how low a woman's standards can be. Yes, well. You know. Actually, I don't think you'd be that surprised.

He's on fire. Ah, you fucking... Oh, never mind. I'm looking up the wrong guy. I'm looking up a man who is a convicted of murder. No, but this is a man that was on... I listened to a really interesting UFO episode. A really interesting UFO podcast with him,

that he was a CIA directorate of science and technology. He was working within the CIA, and part of what his job was, is that he was trained to recognize... Like, he was a work for the US Navy. And his job was to recognize military weapons, and how and what they were. Like, he'd tell you what kind of missile something was,

what kind of thing was. That's what his job was. And the CIA used him to, I guess, to work on that capacity. He won't talk about his, like, top secret nature of his work, right? And there is... He has tried to prove again and again that he is real, right? And that he did work for the CIA. He showed some challenge coins, showed them stuff.

And, like, you know, again, you can argue forever saying he made it up, he 3D printed it, if you want to, obviously. But the thing about him that is interesting is that it's another bald-faced... It's just a dude saying directly into a camera, I know for a fact that human beings are clones. Mm-hmm. That we are made, we are genetically engineered by an alien race,

and that we actively use retrofitted alien technology within the US government. The hand-me-down. That's what he's saying. Oh, come on. It is very compelling what he says. Obviously, you could just say he's making shit up, but he is saying, like, straight up, there are aliens here.

He has worked with venusians. And so what I like about this guy is that it's old-school, like, mystery spook shit, where it's like you're going to go... Got your cast of characters that you like, too. Yes, you go through all of this stuff, and it's like, it's a new guy that basically saying, like, all right, I have gotten enough of a permission. Because he's saying he's still in conference with the CIA.

And he got permission to talk about certain things. And the reason why he got permission to talk about certain things was because I think the CIA says, sure, go sound like a fucking lunatic, right? If that's what it is all about, I don't know. A lot of people here, according to Reddit, say it's nothing more than a Psyop game, trust him as far as you can throw him.

It's absolutely. Anybody who's worked for the CIA, we're working on a very big series that shows you, for a fact, you can't believe a single fucking thing that comes out of anybody who's worked for the CIA. Because a lot of times, what they do is, they hire professional grifters. They hire people who are very good at saying insane shit,

bald-facedly, in a way that looks like they're not lying, like they're not making it up as they go. Like an actor. Yes, well, I was actually, I remember, we have a friend that works within the government who said, are you and I, Kissel and I, are actually really good candidates for people who could have worked in the CIA as not analysts?

Remember when we pitched that as a fucking TV show that no one liked? Yep. Yeah, and no, it ran for 10 seasons. We went all those Emmys. Wait, what? Yep. And then, but John Ramirez, he is what's called-

Oh, man, cool. His level was called a GS-15. That was the type of officer he was. But this guy, I mean, he's just, it's, sure, it's like, is it hyper blatant, Psyop? It's gotta be, it has to be. That's the only thing that it could be, unless it's all real. I mean, you don't need-

And then when we talk about how many times we're like, well, if it's a 1% real, and it's interesting. I know I have a lot of my skeptic friends that are gonna attack me on this. I just like this idea of this type of shit. It's still out there. We still got some 2005 internet going on. You know, the gold isn't mountain.

The mountain isn't gold. You've got to mind for it. So you've got to find the truth. And hopefully, you pick up the real truth, not the fool's gold, which a lot of people tend to, because it is difficult, as Henry said. Oh, you can't tell the difference between- They are brilliant.

You don't know which is real or not real. You know what I mean? You really can't. But- Check out John Kirakou also from a war perspective on Toppads. The CIA, they say we might be good at it, but then it's hard to not tell anyone the truth ever. Because that man, the reference with John Kirakou,

he found out his wife chewed his spine on him for 13 years. Well, that's the thing about when you work for these various- Oh, scary. All of our intelligence community, I think, hires people that are willing to go- Like, you're hiring- I'm gonna get it. We're gonna get fucking letters for this. It does feel like they could very easily hire both intensely normal people.

Like, how, you know how they actually like NASA, when they hire astronauts? They want, like, and people that test, like, high level, like, new military technology. Sure. They want unflappable people. They want people that don't have emotional responses, that are, they are clinical, analytical,

and they could stay in the pocket. Okay. Yeah, no matter. But, and like, they don't respond to stress in a way that affects with their ability to run very sensitive technology. Right. Where I think that that's one half of the CIA in various intelligence industries,

where they hire those types of people. And then I think there's the other half, where they hire a bunch of people that really wouldn't mind lying for a living, and knowing that that's what they have to do. And so that requires a certain type of person. But if you look at within the world of this, the intelligence groups,

you have a lot of people that believe in wacky shit. Absolutely. Well, they're just as diverse in many ways as, you know, Michael Latino fucking created his whole fucking, a whole sect of Satanism. Well, he's got a lot of it. Underly, while working for the CIA. He got some money working through there, though, as well.

Well, that's where it comes down to like, well, how does the CIA use these type of people for their advantage as well? Well, if you're- But if you work for any one of these industries, side stories, LPO, TL, gmail.com, I would love to get some kind of insight about, I know that the hiring practices are secret.

Yes. But I'd love to get some more information about what it takes to work in one of these places. Yeah, what does it take? What skill sets do you need? Especially nowadays. I think that's something that can be talked about. Well, speaking of CIA undercover, this story in Irishman,

this man is a true genius. And if he is CIA, he's an absolute mastermind. He got hammered, right? Hmm, great, of course. As the Irishman will do. Ask him. And he mistakenly took the Romanian parliament. He thought it was the Bucharest Hotel.

I can see you doing- I've done this. I've done it. You've done this. I've done it. Yeah. You've done this. I did it in Nashville when I was just like,

couldn't find my hotel, which is literally tempted away. You just went around the corner. It was horrible. Anyway, so this dude, he's just absolutely hammered. He had no clue. He's looking for the Bucharest Hotel. He doesn't find it. Instead, he falls asleep in the Romanian palace

of the parliament. And I literally did do this. I forget what city, but it was the wrong hotel, and I fell asleep on the couch. And at some point, I was able to- Where's that? That was in Chicago. Was it Chicago or was it-

I don't know. You've done this a couple of times. Couple of times. Anyway, his breach of security at the huge communist era building also called the People's House grabbed the headlines of Romanian television because all you have to do is pretend like you belong. And apparently that's what he did.

The key to life, my friend. Yes, indeed. It took 13 years to construct this. And they said, you got to get out of here. He staggered around the building. Well, you're telling me I'll tell you what. I'm gonna hold it. All right, sit here.

You want me to tell me I can't sit in a sleeping bed? Anywhere I go to sleep is a bed. Absolutely. He got to the third floor. And then he was charged with destruction of public property and breaking into a public building. Just days previous, the same building had been stormed by protesters.

So they were unhappy with some of the COVID restrictions. So everyone's on high alert. But I'm just saying, good for this guy. How fun is that? I mean, at least you... They should arrest him, though. But it's like, he's Irish, you know? Give him...

Why arrest him? Yeah, I mean... I guess, like, get him back to his hotel. He's hammered. Yeah, I think... Yeah, I know it's an embassy, but he don't know. But to him... What if he is CIA?

Well, then he's... Well, he's called Irish intelligence. Yeah, whatever that is. KGB? No. Oh, oh, secrets. Oh, welcome to the McSecrets group. KGB, I forgive you.

KGB's gone. What's the name? I forget the name. It's called, like, the LBT or some fucking bullshit. They do some garbage now. All right, well, also in a story that's a little bit more down to earth and kind of dog-related, I actually don't know if this man... It's not the worst as far as vengeance.

Well, this guy, he just doing the thing which, like, I got yelled at by my own neighbors because when we were stuck in an extended stay, I had a bunch of people, like, we're trying to get something done in the house, right? And we had a bunch of, like, work materials that were just, like, left on the street in front of my house. Well, you did have a strange...

There was something happening where everyone, that was dropping off anything to your house, just left it in the street. They just left it in the street because they don't care because they don't give a shit. Oh, I see, I see. And so they just left it out there. So I was getting complaints from my neighbors saying,

hey, there's stuff on the street in front of your house, and it's like, am I there? Can't I do anything about it? And so, but no, it didn't mean to be. But this guy, he got mad that a contractor was parking in front of his house, so he tied a zip-tied a bag of shit to the guy's car. And Doug Faisy's.

Doug Faisy's. Doug Faisy. And that's the only problem I have with this entire story. Revenge is like, all right. Got to sometimes. You know, you got to sometimes. I'm just saying, Doug Faisy's. All right, we all have to pick it up.

We all picked up dog shit. It's gonna be human Faisy's. If you're gonna send a message, you have to send a message that A, that's my shit. B, I'm just crazy enough to do that. C, did you fucking get the message now? Because honestly, I'm a person who loves to plot revenge. I mean, I think about revenge for hours a day.

It's sometimes the only way I go to sleep. That's not what I do. I think about how, yeah. How do I, how do I equalize the world for my standing? I think in putting a bunch of people in a pool, having their ankles tied up, jelly, Jell-O mold. Oh yeah. So that would be kind of fun.

Go get COVID personally. Purposely get COVID. Go to Washington, T.C. Give it to as many politicians. No one dies anymore. But I just want to give it to all of them. Want them all to have it. I did guess my prediction,

one of the predictions on top that was Chuck Grassley is going to die at 88. So we'll see if that goes true. We'll see. But the idea of like, in my mind, if I'm going to tie shit to a car that I don't like. Right. Enjoy the process.

Enjoy the process. Get to eat a big old flavor, like fucking, if you're going to put your dookie in a zip tie bag. Indian food. I would eat a bunch of Indian food and then I would eat my fucking five, my fucking colon blow, my five birds cereal, right? I get a big nice fucking vindaloo.

But that's going to be spicy coming out of you. I think you're going to hurt yourself. He's not going to be eating it. But the idea is, is that if it does, if it's loose, it spreads easy. Right. Well, I think you're talking more about a spray down situation as if you were incarcerated.

This man is going to look at the zip tie, look at the dookie and say, okay, I got it message. So I don't even, I think you can eat whatever you would like. I guess so. But I guess you asked me what I would. That's going to burn up your butthole though. I like it though. But then I do love some vindaloo.

Revenge is a dish best served. It's hot. It's very cold. That's as cold. But I would say very hot. I guess it could be. All right. Well, either way, be careful out there.

Stop parking in front of people's houses. No, you have to sometimes. Sometimes you have to park in front of somebody's house. And that's what they said. He had no jurisdiction to public street. It's just a street. I mean. You can't control all of the street.

I mean, the guy, he had a different, he had a different opinion than him. She did. All right. Well, I think it's time for heroine. Hero of the week. I think so. Hero of the week.

All right. Well, this week's hero, you know, it's really not even this week's hero. This is now timeless. These are timeless heroes. It is. Henry brought this to my attention. Evidently, there is a profession in Spain.

This is the best single job I've ever heard. These people, what do they call themselves? The ham sniffers. That's right. They sniff ham. This is according to the article. I just liked the opening line by Tobias Carroll. It almost reads as a carol.

This is from Inside Hook. Have you ever gazed longingly at the aged ham and you know the wall of a barbershop? Oh, yes, I do. Barbershop. There's something uniquely delectable about a ham that's been prepared in this way. A richness to the taste.

It's hard to deny. So apparently there's a group of people that see ham differently than, well, maybe not you. Not me. I see ham very special. And what they do is they look at the ham and they say, oh, I bet you that tastes good. Yes, I would like to lick it.

But before that, let me sniff it. Got you. So they sniff it. And then I guess they can tell a lot because this is what one of the sniffers told the Wall Street Journal. He says, the memory of perfect ham is cooked into my brain. So he loves ham.

He loves ham. He loves ham so much. And I don't think he has any friends or anything. No, why you need friends? You got ham. Yeah, I've got the Honey Bake Ham store. You can go buy new friends. Manuel Vega-Dominguez.

He estimates that he smells 800 hams a year. Wow, wait a second. Each of them from four distinct locations. My question is, by the way, each of them in four distinct locations on the ham. No, so he spends, so if it's 800 hams per year, he only gets around to smelling. I'm so sorry.

That's per day. Okay, that's what I thought because I thought he spent, let's say he has a nine-hour workday. I thought he spent four and a half hours smelling one ham. And then four and a half hours smelling another ham. Like, I thought that he just goes, for hours on each one. It's called the Collador Sniff.

Now, what is he smelling for? Well, it didn't really, okay. So they say the test is the test to become a Collador involves detecting small amounts of different substances in water. And Vega and his colleagues maintain a strict regimen of sense in their daily lives to keep their sense of smell honed and ready.

What? So I don't know what's that. Well, they're afraid COVID's going to ruin it, right? Isn't that one thing they're afraid of? Is that if COVID comes through and then they won't be able to smell the delicate layers of ham? Well, perhaps that's another layer to it. I'm not quite sure.

They don't mention that in this article. We're focusing mostly on ham. He says, this is an industry where many practices have changed since the 1800s. They better have. Ham technology didn't get better. Since the 1800s. Are we not thinking about ham enough?

He says that, quote, his ham, what he does, it's been dubbed the Bentley of hams. Woo-hoo. Yeah. You know, I like to ride around on one of those. I love me some fucking nice fucking. That's Spanish that I beer in him. That's the Cinco Jotas.

That's the best one. I love that. Then I just had some recently. Eddie and I together ate an entire packet of peugeot two days ago. That's very good for you. We ate a lot of it. That's good for you.

Honestly, it was a lot. It was too much at once. It was too much. Yeah. Only just because you kind of even lose like the joy of it. Yeah. Because then it kind of feels because then Eddie, there was like a bunch of sheets of it left.

And Eddie was like, we have to finish it now. And I was like, I don't know if we do. Like, I don't know if we actually have to finish it, but he was like, we just can't leave these socks. I said to him, bye. And I was like, and then I was like, you're right. Because I was drunk. No, it made sense.

I mean, technically, Eddie was correct. He was. Well, give up. We want to give it up to the ham sniffers everywhere. Absolutely. If you've got a ham at home, sniff it up. If you could just got a fat husband, give him a smell. Give him a smell.

Yeah, absolutely. Anybody, just somebody big. If you've got somebody big around you and be like, ham sniffed, you are top quality. Top quality. Unless they're not. Then give them a B. In which case you have to tell them the truth.

Because a B in your B might as well be an F. We've all eaten B ham before. I try not to. C ham, D ham. I try to. No, we've all had F ham. Oh, I've had some F ham. No.

Some fucking ham. All right, here we go. Let me give you a couple of these Eat Listener fucking emails. There's not many, but let me read these two. All right. I grew up in the dark heart of Appalachia, Southern Virginia, cool country. I lived in a holla, a small neighborhood in the valley of the mountains.

It was all a family. It was more of an in-sealer commune than anything. Everyone worked at the farms, sharing between households. That lifestyle is pretty much dead in that specific holler now. Anyway, with all in-sealer communities like that, you'll have your own weird little traditions, sayings, whatever. Sure. Had our own creepies and ghoulies too.

Oh. The regulars popped up like Tally Poe, Wood Booger. Our holla had a very specific boogeyman though. Okay. His name was Goose Egg. Now, I'm going to preface this by saying that he is real. Okay. Goose Egg was the man who'd come get you, put you in his bag,

and take you away if you didn't do your homework, or gave your grandparents a hard time. Goose Egg was some sort of dark holla Santa Claus. Took up the tally of your misbehaving. If you hit a point, that's that. Always watching you. Okay. He was called Goose Egg because he was completely hairless.

Tall and lanky. Big eyes. Needless to say, the kids are terrified of him. Yeah, it makes sense. Because if back in, say, 1998 or 1999, I would have been 10 years old. My cousin was three years older, and we played in the woods because it was the 90s in an Appalachia.

We are doing our thing, exploring, and we came upon a shack in the woods and a clearing. We immediately get to it, walking up to it, and exploring the discovery. Animal skins on tanning racks. Handmade tools. It's like coming across a guy and the child of God by Carmich MacArthur.

You remember that book? You ever read that book? I was thinking more Red Dead Redemption when you come up front in their little village. That's for non-readers. Okay. Now, we hear someone yell at us and we see him. Bald head, old big eyes, tall and lanky.

We ran that tight panic in my chest, that terror we experienced with us for years. Okay. Now let's forward to 2019. We're having a family dinner. Everyone's all spread out across the country now, and me and my cousin talk about it. His parents chuckle.

Turns out that Goose Egg, while being real, was more of a tragic figure than anything. He had alopecia. He used to live in town with his wife. They were just beating me. Their house had burned down and lost her in the fire. This is what they're saying. In his grief, he went and lived the life of a solitude.

Apparently, the grandparents had told their parents about it, and the concept just sort of got passed down as a familial boogeyman. So you're just saying. Just being mean to the man. The man with no hair. Aw. That's what's going to happen to me.

Well, the kids all run away from me. I was made. I was made. Hairless by God. Oh, man. There you go. How to share this story, right? This is from a hairstylist.

Big up to hairstylist. Doing hard work, making us look good. All right. This client I had, we'll call him Jared. Subway. Oh, I remember. I think about that fat fucking asshole. Why do you?

Once a month. I wish we didn't. Because I just, what, if you're Subway, what a day. Honestly. What happened to our pitchman? What was our pitchman doing? You just thought you had it nailed. People love Jared.

They love his big pants. They love how tiny he is now. Subway has had a bad string. Also, the quality has gone down. It has absolutely gone down. And now we know for a fact that the tuna doesn't have meat. You could put fucking stickers all over it saying, oh, it's real tuna, but we know that it's not tuna.

I've heard it has chicken, pork, and cow in it. Yes. So it has all meat. All meat. So Jared grew up in a home in the Wisconsin shore of Lake Michigan. Wisconsin shore of Lake Michigan. No, he's never in Michigan. Over the lake, he said, UAPs are a common sight.

Believe it. One night, Jared was sitting on his porch with a friend when they saw one of these UAPs hovering over the lake. Jared grabbed a laser pointer and began flashing it at the object. It just appeared shortly after. And this is true. This is what we talk about. This is what the Russians are according to certain documents.

This is what the Russians are doing to communicate with UFOs. They're showing light signals and they're playing sounds for them. Do you remember when the laser pointer became small de-democratized and we all got one and we were like, this is peak. But then you really can't do anything with it. That's a terrorism for children. It was incredible. It was a way to just, you caused so much chaos with the laser pointer.

Yeah, I aimed it at somebody's forehead once. And then everyone's like, there's no going to attach to it. No, yeah. But then everyone's like, because that was also during the Columbine heat. When everyone's like, they thought everything was sniping and fucking rifles. See, I'm going a little pre-Columbine. I was thinking more Buzz Lightyear. Was there even a pre-Columbine?

I was Buzz Lightyear in people. Oh yeah, I remember that. And he was an assassin for the government. She actually was. And we didn't need that prequel either. So late at night, Jared woke up in the bedroom unable to move. The only thing in his field of vision was his dog, which was frozen in an unnatural position, which I was just reading about in this idea

of his an abduction scenario where a man was fucking his wife and then he froze and the aliens came in, removed him while he was mid fuck fully hard and then scooped her up and then brought her back. And then put the husband back on top of her so he could fuck until he came, not realizing the three hours were missing. And it wasn't until after he calmed that he was just like, holy fucking shit, if we've been having sex for five hours. Huh. All right.

It's always like that. That's how it is always like that. All right. So Jared became aware of another presence in his room and he could not see which communicated to him telepathically that he was not in danger. He's being said that they would come back to ask Jared what device he had used to disable their vehicle. Realizing they were asking about the laser pointer.

Jared told them what it was called and told them where to find it. He realized he wasn't speaking aloud as he could still move his face. But his thoughts were understood telepathically. They took the laser pointer and left like it was fucking third grade teacher. Jared is never was never contacted again. But ever since that night, he has been plagued by extremely realistic dreams that predict earthquakes in August this year. He had one where he was standing on a beach from flip flops.

He didn't recognize surrounded by tropical plants and a few small houses he did not recognize. Suddenly the earth rocked beneath him and he fell to the ground as a massive quake shook the earth. Jared woke up a few weeks later. The 7.2 magnitude earthquake killed more than 2000 and Haiti. Watching the coverage of the crisis at home. Jared saw footage from the island Southern Peninsula

where the worst of the damage was concentrated. He said he recognized the exact location from his dream in the video. Well, buddy, next time you're going to want to shoot a warning out. Send an email. Send an email and be like, the big shakes come in. I had a dream and well, okay. Well, there you go. We basically have that like once every other week in Los Angeles

where someone's like the big ones coming and it's difficult to say. At some point, I guess it will. I guess so. I don't know. I don't care. It doesn't really matter because it's another thing that we can't evolve. And it's another thing that we can't change, which is why it's important to live.

Live every day. Knowing that there are things that you can't change. Also, the fact that there are things you can't exchange. You have to grow to accept things you cannot change. Right? This is if we were to get sober, which we won't. Sure. Anytime soon.

We'd have to learn this. I'm doing dry January as you could see. I only have five. You only have enough lead tincture to destabilize the Ukraine. Like you poured that into a punch that you gave to like a quilting group. They would start a new Salem, which drops. You don't mean they would all just lose their fucking minds. And then sometimes you just got to laugh,

knowing for a fact that like you're going to be stuck in an extended stay for a week. And you're going to think curveballs are going to come your way. And you know what you got to do? You got to catch those curveballs. Take those baseballs that you just caught. Find out where the person who threw the curveballs at you through them from where they sleep and where they went. And when they were asleep,

beat them in the side of the fucking head with the curveball that they threw at you. But you first have to catch it, which requires you to have a head and a swivel. And you got to just be and enjoy the process. Enjoy the process of revenge. Absolutely. All right, everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening. Yeah.

Hope everyone's doing all right out there. Fucking can't wait to see you all in. Hey, how we don't know if we don't think anything's changing with those dates. So we're just we're just moving forward until someone fucking tells us that they're changing. Also, or they won't be who fucking know. I don't fucking know. This week we got so plumber number four is hitting your getting out there. You're going to want to take a look.

You want to fucking get involved. So plumber and then also which could keep announcing this February 1st. We're staying on Spotify, but we are going to every single platform. We're going to get your podcast from pod bean or from some loud, loud butt. I don't know where you get it from. You can get it there. We will be with Stitcher. You get I believe the deal is that you're going to again go premium

just to sure if you want to add free episodes or again with our patreon. Nothing changes with our patreon. Nothing changes. Nothing changes. You just will be able to listen to your episodes. Whatever the fuck it is you want us. This is such nice. No, it's really, really good.

And then also remember that we are going to be starting a show on Serious XM on Mondays. We're going to be doing a call in lines. We can't fucking wait to get back to have to have our boomer dreams be realized. And now wait, and then we'll probably continue to expand and we'll take control of Serious at some point in the relatively near future. We're going to have to cut that before we can say this until we start working for them. They can't know that we're going to take over until it's too late. All right, everyone.

Thank you all so much for listening. Hail yourselves. Hail Satan. Magustalations. Hail me, you dirty fucking engine. Find us an alien, would you? Come on. Come on.

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