Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Sticky Space Odyssey

Episode Date: December 17, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: the Zodiac's riddle is solved, poop in space, a personal trainer decapitates his kids, Chupacabras in Russia, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left side stories Just another day of doing radio in the middle of the apocalypse. Yay Well, things are going in the better direction though things are going in the right direction dare I say so Like you better get out of your apocalypse radio mine soon because we're gonna be soon. We're gonna be in utopia Show. Oh, no. Yeah. No, you've doomed us But I am kind of distracted because I'm looking at my wonderful co-host Ben kissle looking good looking dry today. I'm working on a new thing today. You know what I drank pep-to-bismo You know what I did on purpose shower. Yes. I took a full shower. I covered all the crevices

I got in there Wow, and now and I also did laundry yesterday. So this crush No, it actually feels you you you seem clean except for the fact that your hand is so visibly burnt It looks like the crotch from that old woman who spilled the 200 degree coffee. Well, she got millions of dollars I got nothing for doing this. You got nothing. What did you grab? I was trying to make okay, so my this is not exciting My oven does not work. This is material. Okay, so the stove top doesn't work. Oh, wow. Okay. That's exciting So I was like, oh you can bake spaghetti, right? It's just you can't like a Z. Yes I so I did that and then I made some sauce and I put some chicken in there and then I took I took them all out And I was super stoned. I was on 15 milligrams of edibles, which is that much of the thought for me

This is a thing I've done. Yeah, and I took them out But I put the oven mitts on before I took them out of the oven and I literally in my head was like see Like I sometimes you imagine there's a camera on you at all times Oh, of course, and you see how careful I was and you see you are speaking directly to the lamp Yes, you're like, did you see what I did there? You know for a fact, I'm gonna get these oven mitts I'm gonna put them back on. No, there's no fucking way I am gonna forget in the Microseconds nope between putting the gloves up putting the food on the table take the gloves off

I'm gonna put these gloves right back on of course. I would time out Zach Morris look to the camera. What could go wrong? Well, once you're in the heat of cooking though once you're in the passion like Anthony Bourdain Anthony Bourdain He also committed suicide. He did he did perhaps for many many reasons or was he murdered by Hillary Clinton's pedophile? We just don't know do we? So anyway, then I grabbed the pot. I grabbed it grab the handle. It's still hot Significantly you were burnt. I'm all burned up. You are it's like I'm sitting next to Freddy Krueger. Yeah, that's not bad Although if you think about his crime, isn't it weird? I like him after he was dead But then the real Freddy very mean all of the world does yeah, yeah, all of the world like the matter when he was a ghost

Yeah, welcome to side stories everyone I am Ben hanging out with Henry slightly burned but hanging through and hanging tough getting through it You know in a normal in a restaurant if they if there were things like restaurants What you do is you would serve instead of saying it's a burnt hand you'd say it's charred hand Yeah, with char you could charge $18 for that. Oh, well, I would love to charge people to eat parts of my body Okay, well speaking. I would love it. I got enough to give you know, they say That we sell our souls and our words to the people. Yeah, not just our physical bodies They never they have our thoughts. They have our minds. They have our souls. Yeah

Well, you know, most people they just have to scream at the mirror and Lucky to speak to humans. No, we don't we're speaking to no one I'm speaking to you Well, I'm speaking to whoever who was out there driving a Ford Focus right now and maybe just maybe a maroon 5 song came on If that is you I'm thinking of you right now. Oh My god, he's hard All right, well speaking of getting hard this has been as far as true crime boners go this week has been filled with blood This this story is it's one of those

It's a great achievement. Yeah, but it it does sort of go into the so what category? Oh my god You are so I am excited. I am damaged, but you're so difficult to please. I am I'm like, oh, I'm like fucking Jared Leto's joker I would punch you in the face. No, I am honestly I am impressed by the amount of work that went into this But I was hoping that we'd learn a little bit more, but what are we gonna do? This is the zodiac cipher. It has been cracked despite what cynical Zabrowski has to say it took many years It took a lot of people a lot of people who are much smarter than us to figure this out

So, you know congratulations Yes, much smarter No, I'm being a little Gen X today. I'm sure you are now. This is this is it's really interesting This has not been this there's been many attempts to decipher this cipher. It is taken a long time I know that the first one was they believe that the first cipher one of his zodiacs first letters was solved So easily that he decided to make the follow-up ciphers to be that much more complicated And he seemed to really rig it in a way which will find out the people that are figured this out was these guys You're over an Ike well, you know what? It's like it's like the it's like the New York Times crossword puzzle

Anyone can do Monday, which I think is nice They give us a small break so we don't commit suicide because it's already it's already a rough day You try to get through the Sunday, New York Times. Good frickin luck I can guarantee the zodiac works for the New York Times. It's possible. So these are the people that solve it. You're over an Ike David Aran check and Sam Blake now we got and this is a cross team that we got from Ibellum We've got United States and we've got Melbourne, Australia This is a national team. They have put together this website called zodiac killer site comm very original the trio shared of information Examine possible decryption methods and search for any clue which could crack the zodiacs 3 unsolved ciphers

You know what? I have to say this is kind of a cute story when it comes to Australia You have Sam Blake, then you have the Belgium Jarl van Ike and then you have your American which is pretty neat Yeah, it is really cool. I like that. We we're really bringing people together. Absolutely all it took was killing six people Who just wanted to make out? It seemed one of the biggest off obstacles to deciphering the cipher. I'm sick of saying cipher. Okay I'm already sick of saying it. All right They was there was purpose purposeful misspellings. Yes, and it seemed that he had this sort of I don't know how to It's a type of

It's a type of cipher that is a they said he basically it's read like a snake It goes from left to right left to right from top to bottom talk to bottom like diagonally So but it seems to be he fucked with his own pattern on purpose or on an accident Yeah, to make it so it would be almost impossible to decipher it without kind of doing the guesswork that these guys did with Expert-level code crack and this is why it's so unbelievably difficult to crack a cipher like this take it from Henry and I you know We know how we know what we're talking about here But my favorite thing is I draw mazes for hours Those are just you just copy them on the from the back of tricks boxes

Which by the way those mazes were never difficult enough because you always remember when you have to use the maze on the back of the Series but before the before the phones took over we're getting into are getting every kid a participation trophy section If it's a maze it should be a little bit more difficult than that just ask Jack who died at the end of the shining so there were 650,000 different variations that was just written by Blake himself So there was I'm just gonna say this a boatload of different options And I guess they stumbled upon the truth because it all makes sense Is that kind of how it works? They're like well that doesn't sound like total bullshit. I guess that's the one basically They said that they they move words around because they're like we pretty much are certain that it was supposed to be this

He might have fucked up his own code We're certain this isn't just a couple of guys having fun with mad libs, right? Like this is the actual site because you start hearing like he moved words around and then know he had spaces there And it's like well did he but then did you just not solve it? This is obviously a combination of the two of them. Maybe the dumbest men in California That we're not in California, but yeah, maybe world-wide. I mean maybe world-wide then I would say yeah I think so. I think you just make up shit. I don't fucking know. Okay. I mean It's just the cypher is just a bunch of symbols. We're taking their words for it that they did this

You know this guy Zodiac killer should have gotten a job working on the back of cereal boxes You know how much fun that would be with the kids Happy cool get to kill all these kids. They don't like cereal Well, you could do a kind of a bang bang game on the back where you have to kill the people who are making out and then you Keep the ones who aren't making out alive because they're not sinning. Here's a fun game kids. Tell me where my ex-wife lives All right, here's so let us read the this is the dramatic reading. Okay, you're gonna Are you gonna do this in the voice of zodiac? Okay? This is Henry Zabrowski Hollywood if you're listening Henry Zabrowski reading zodiac his final message to the world

His final message to the world. I hope you're having lots of fun and trying to catch me That wasn't me on the TV show which brings up a point about me I'm not afraid of the gastric because it will send me to paradise all the sooner because I know I have enough sleeves To work for me where everyone else is nothing when they reach paradise, so they are afraid of death I am not afraid because I know that my new life will be an easy one in paradise Perfect reading because this guy is an unseparable Just a total Freaking bitch. I hope you're having a lots of fun trying to catch me

I wore a fucking mask because of the man my cystic acne is back. Oh, that's not What he's referring to is with the TV show Yeah, the TV show line was that a man because I think we covered this a little bit when we talked about this over Yeah years and years ago that a man called into the Jim Dunbar show in October 22nd 1969 I don't know what it is about these women, but should they vote next on the Jim Dunbar show answer is I Didn't know what women were we're gonna have a bunch of dudes coming on the show next to talk about and should women vote You know number should we they be allowed to orgasm the caller called this television show and demand that the that the Boston attorney

Flee Bailey they would come back on and talk to and talk with Jim Dunbar and so eventually this guy called several times He kept hanging up the caller agreed to be referred to a Sam and he complained that headaches had driven him to murderous impulses So they thought for maybe this was the guy, but this is showing the zodiac is specifically saying I was not Sam Right, I am not because he said and when Sam was speaking to Jim Dunbar he was saying I I'm afraid of the gas chamber I'm afraid of dying and Zodiac is now specifically was saying Not me. I can't wait to die because that's when I get all the slaves I've been saving so I sort of enjoy this in the sense that you know zodiac was sitting at home

And he's like I'm getting poached. I am getting completely under K. This is Tom green undercutters pizza Yeah, yeah, they're like that's not me which forced him to write his most difficult cipher. Yeah, this is the 340 I guess letter cipher. Yeah, it was just recently cracked So you I do get some pleasure in the idea and I think Henry reads it right of this sniveling freaking nerd Oh, yeah, I get some pleasure with him just being like But then he decided to make a super hard little puzzle for everybody to figure out and then Because he jacked it up too much. They couldn't figure it out and then he didn't get the the game play just died He just died. He's dead. I know the interesting thing is you would think on the deathbed right a little note

You know you I took a lot of what a wasted? Moment you totally could have I was been watching all week because of the the what we covered last week about the Hamey shed Revelation about you know the secret space program. I've been watching a lot of dying men in hotel rooms going Oh Why is it that they always take these people who live in rural areas that no one could ever find in a map and bring Them to the Hilton downtown because that's an undisclosed location. It is so much more disclosed. We know it's a we know It's a hotel room the pillowcases are monogrammed Absolutely, and we know that you live next to a shack that would make Ted Kaczynski horny

Just go to their house every now and again. I just want I'm just already pre-preparing you for the Very intense disclosure. I will lay down on my deathbed. I because I have I have secrets I want to say this right now. I have secrets. I have proprietary. I mean, I know you don't have a secret because you can't keep secrets No, no, you literally can know I guarantee you Natalie has one secret that she told you that you have not yet shared But at some point you will share it. Oh, well, no, you know what I do, you know It's a really good trick. Yeah, someone's gonna blabbermouth who can't who's bad with secrets. I forget I Just cut it out. I truly do I am I am building an ability to just go like that's information I will forget that's too important to damage somebody else and I don't care about that

And it's only fucking with me. Yeah, what I have to do is clip clip goodbye, but there are things I've written down I'm gonna do it. There's some things I've written down Thoughts I've had and things I know things that people have told me things in power people I'm not just talking about executive producers of various shows. Let's say one show rhymes with lashing. Wow another show reminds what rhymes with Gulf of ball fleet Well, yes, well, that's a movie there. Yeah, and let's say there's another little institution that rhymes with Lassa

That I know quite a bit about my friend. All right. Well the FBI knows quite a NASA I understand the right and of course Wolf of Wall Street was just on TV recently very exciting to see you in all the memes Henry Yeah, I like it when although it is funny like sometimes yeah, because it's just the scene where oh, yeah Oh, yeah, I believe it. I don't leave it Yeah, never see honor is freaking out and then but they can use that to make you seem like you like horrible things too Yeah, but it was nice when the when the Lakers won the championship. That was that was cool That was a fun time. All right, so the FBI of course So check out their YouTube series if you want check out let's crack zodiac where you I that's how I saw this was when the news came out

I watched the 15 minute video that does a whole breakdown of how exactly they broke the cipher. Okay, it's really fucking interesting because Seeing the way they think that type of puzzle solving is so outside of me because I'm so fucking stupid dude It's insane again I don't want to bring this up, but cubing the documentary about the Rubik's Cube the competitions these kids are brilliant This is two weeks. I know man. The kids are so smart I know but then I think about but then you look at forged and fire and they sometimes they get a problem knife and a lot of times Well, try to grind it also if you want to have another fun time with shows that involve kilns Which I can't believe that

But blown away it's about glass blowing That is actually a very good competition as well. It's sort of the it's the art school version of forged and fire It is and I love new terminology in arts that I had no clue about like I love learning about Tang I'm on side quench. I just didn't realize you have a real person blowing the whole time It's just insane what they have to do there. I love you glass just to make a yeah Just to make a vase your kids are gonna break anyway because they're running around the house and let's just talk about that But the FBI the FBI did have this to say regarding the new the new Revelations about the Zodiac killer. This is according to spokeswoman Cameron Rogers Poland

She says the FBI is aware that the cipher attributed to the Zodiac killer was recently solved by private citizens Yeah FBI it was by private citizens She goes on to say the Zodiac killer case remains an ongoing investigation for the FBI San Francisco division and our local law enforcement Partners. Well, you know what you failed. Yep, because it took us And other countries and they don't give us badges But I say you know what today every citizen should get a badge and be able to arrest one person This is amazing citizens arrest real No, that's called abduction. So this is if you anything ever says that

That is not that is not really happening and I guess unless you see the crime or something But the FBI I do love that they are completely and utterly miffed That all it took I was three dudes hanging out doing dude stuff I guess and just solving crime day ciphers fucking got scooped But it's an important for our our internet sleuths to do this because obviously Especially with these longtime cold cases. It's very difficult for them to figure out to get any sort of fingers inside of it Yeah, so it's important for everybody to go out there, you know full hands on deck The next I think the big project for citizen sleuths is to find Keith Reneary in his jail cell and pull them out of it

And then we put them in a series of stocks and we take them from town to town throwing fruit at him I'm not against the idea Although would that would that then expunge the record? I don't if I feel like you know the eye-for-the-eye thing where Bearish me because these guys can't handle embarrassment exactly so I I think that would be something there But you know maybe it would be cruel and unusual punishment We also got a lot of good responses to our very serious question if you cover yourself in a curtain outside Can you publicly masturbate? That's a great question. I'm so happy we got responses to that

I like so this is a good. This is a good one. Um, I just listened to your too tall banded episode I am a criminal. I am a criminal defense lawyer in Illinois. Many laws are state specific This is my best guess but answering your question does not create an attorney-client relationship between us for that You must pay me first privacy is an interesting lawyer Okay, thank you lawyer for being a lawyer. It's a privacy is an interesting concept It comes down to reasonableness if it's if it's reasonable for you to believe that you are quote-unquote in private note would be a Rea would be a reasonable man in your situation

Reasonably believe he was in private as you want me to be the reasonable one I came out in a shower curtain so I could take a public dump. Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the reasonable one No, no, we are the victims of society. Oh much like the attorney-client privilege where communications that are in place It is reasonable to believe in his private or protected my advice Privacy in a public space would likely not be created by merely erecting phrasing a Barrier like a dressing barrier. Let's imagine circumstances people in stores people in the stories above you could look down Yeah, whatever. Why you look in what's the difference to me? I'm putting on a show obviously for you Maybe what is the difference between that and a changing room?

Are there windows? This is what I'm saying because the changing rooms there. They're just out there And I've seen some asking for people to go look in them now It is right there the changing rooms right there You know naked jerking off people are in those room This is why I like to go to humble stores like TJ max where the changing room is a full locked door It is as if you are coins going into a safe They know nobody wants to see you you go to one of those well I haven't been to a forever 21, but I remember the buckle my brother used to work at buckle

And you know what the little doors you could see everything in there Yeah, I'm always looking especially when your hands and on your hands and knees Oh, this is heels who ask questions about the structure if you know or should know people can see you You don't have privacy, but if you were let's say in a tent in an alley My answer would be different. Well, you can just piss in an alley. That's the whole point of them Well, thank you so much for that response lawyer. We really appreciate you Oh, yeah, if you can if you can be heard, it's bad Yeah, so if you're going oh

I think I've taken a shit in that shower curtain. Nope Well, also well speaking of shits what will cause you to shit is a story that I have to talk about here because I have been Bombarded as the representative of Wisconsin evidently with stories about these cannibal sandwiches. No, they're not human meat Okay, so stop with the death for Jeffrey Dahmer puns not every front not everyone from Wisconsin eats their sexual partners Okay, very triggered, but this is basically it's just a raw meat sandwich and I just have to say this Is it a Wisconsin tradition? I don't recall it being like everywhere. My friend used to eat raw meat I mean, I've seen this this is actually very common beef tartare But in Wisconsin the beef is so fresh. He got the fucking that's where the some of the best meat in the whole fucking country

Isn't that fucking little striped or that if you know, you look at us You look at look at us the people yours. I mean, they get that nice nice fresh hamburger meat I know shaved right off the rump. Oh, you know, that's good. It's like butter. Have you ever had just fresh beef fat? Well, I hope well, no, I don't think so It's good to cook it because you can get the caramelization out of there But also if you can have you can just eat hamburger meat. You really can And apparently this was a massive tradition in Wisconsin. I again, this is where Twitter gets they blow things up There's probably three percent of families in Wisconsin that had that have this as a tradition

But nonetheless the Wisconsin Department of Health Services They said for many Wisconsin families raw meat sandwiches are a holiday tradition But eating raw meat is never recommended because of the bacteria it can contain Oh, thanks, Wisconsin Department of Health and Services war on Christmas war on my rights war on my religious Affiliation Well, if you look at some of the videos I've seen there is a war on meat They're they're killing chiclets and watched one video of a chicklet getting sucked into a thing and they're like that Chicklet at a soul

Instagram Nothing you do look at it, but then you look at Jerry and you're like, thank God. I have this one He's damn much alive. So anyway ground beef should always be cooked to 160 degrees But it's just don't do that don't eat a bunch of raw meat and also it's important Remember if you're cooking something like a steak or like a roast You really want to take your roast out about five degrees before you're ready to the doneness temperature really because it will raise Basically, you take the roast out you tent it with aluminum foil. Oh really and becoming such a fucking homemaker Yeah, don't don't take a shit within that tent. I have a plug-in thermometer to the meat

So I can tell when the meats are right temperature I mean pork chops that's like so good so fresh and they're a little bit of pink in there because if you bring them to temperature Yeah, okay, so all right, don't add that thermometer into your weird role-playing game turns out. I'm 99 degrees Temperature hole that is a crazy way to find out you got COVID what if what oh, yeah when I do I'm 104 degrees I tell how many times I've gotten to when they were doing outdoor dining out here when they were gonna go to the temperature check And I would just pull my pants down and I'm just like come on. Tell me my temperature I was that's how my mom Have to do it. I know your mom actually did do that which is yeah, so this was not it was old school 20s

You could there were so many different thermometers in the 90s and 80s. It was just such a technology. We had Yeah, I just so weird. She did the rump thing. I definitely changed you I just wish that the town constable and Bill Clinton weren't there. Yeah. Yeah, cuz it's like I need some privacy Okay, I don't know these guys with robes doing here if they were there at least you would have a story as opposed to your mom Just bending over your weird little pork butt and Did she do that? I don't know. That's what that's how they said back in the day How you're supposed to get a kid to take their temperature because it was difficult I wouldn't hold it at my back at the back of the hand to the back of the hand my top hole was uncooperative

My bottom hole is a passive hole especially at the time now It's got more fight to it as your mouth was born all weird and wrong It was now speaking of being born wrong. This is a really Really sad story. This story is so frickin disgusting The only reason why I'm even talking about this story is because I want to get more information and track the stories We go because I want to find that a little bit more what's going on inside of this home family annihilators are a Fascination of mine. Are they on the rise or are we just hearing about them?

They are definitely on the rise. They're absolutely on the rise because of what I like How often is these newspapers say like because of increased pressure at home being like? Yeah, I don't think that the a lot of times you don't hear these family annihilations happen at Disney World We're honestly you think that they would because it's very pressure just to get all just all you should see their new rules I knew over the rules just to get on the lines now I think the whatever happens at Disney World sets the seed for whatever will happen a week later when because You do get offset with the joy of Disney World you you have to get a little bump There's a serotonin thing something but the thing is then you look at your bank account because you've spent it a good

$1,500 a head you got the bank account and then also the serotonin the drop and then you're looking at the kids who are still with you in the family and they're like Screaming and lying and sitting shit on fire and killing animals and pissing the bed till they're 14 and you're sitting there Just being like, uh, uh, did I just take you to fucking Disney World? Can't these fucking smiles give me a fucking week of half-life? I'd say never take your kids anywhere until they can remember it. That's why I honestly believe the same thing Some money. It shouldn't be going on vacation until they're at least 17 18 years old if they are going on vacation It's adult vacation, which means we're going on a cruise a casino cruise

I'm taking my two-year-old and he's gonna sit there. He's gonna learn how to play your single father excursions are gonna be very very funny How'd you lose custody? I wanted to This is now the kids in this story are innocent and wonderful This is just absolutely we're just trying to bring some lavity. This is just a very intense story And I want I just want to find out more about it So father decapitated two children forced other kids to view bodies over five days prosecutors alleged It's comes with the LA Times. Oh my this is by Richard Winton and Matt Hamilton Maurice Jewel Taylor seniors at 34. He decapitated his son and daughter authorities alleged then for the next five days

He kept the bodies of 12 year old Maurice Jr. 13 year old Malika inside the house and along with his two younger sons Who are still alive ages eight and nine. Oh, and also the wife his wife was also in the house It seems to be the the alive kids were kept in their rooms For several days with no food and so was his wife Why he'll also just hood hid in the other room and the only reason why they were ever discovered was because Maurice Jewel Taylor is a zoom personal trainer, right? He missed enough He missed enough appointments with his with his clients that he literally missed out on like Thursday morning Zumba, right? And they were all like they didn't know what to do. This is horrible

I wonder what happened to Maurice. They're like he was just so fun and bendy and then all of a sudden They're like he stopped answering our phone calls Oh, we're gonna get the cops to go there that his clients called the police and said we think there's a gas leak Which is not true. No, they just did it to get cops to go over there And when they went over there they found the scene he was taken screaming attached to a handcuffed to a gurney They grew they put him out into it. So he was had some kind of injury. We don't know anything else that has happened inside of this House, it's just that we know that they somehow know that he showed the dead bodies to the family and then they all stayed in Their rooms, which I think was a smart move and now we're trying to we're going to slowly unpack this mystery as

More information hopefully comes to light because it's it's very very it's very sad But I really wonder what the hell happened happened because his clients they talk about how oh They're their main could what they said about him was he was just so reliable so responsive and so mellow You imagine and of course he was a personal trainer to people in Santa Monica So you imagine that you're just like, oh, yeah, that's the guy he gives me my ad words out The easiest thing that's happened in Santa Monica. They're like, you know, like that's their response to a family being murdered. It isn't you Response, but you've been following this man's advice because you know what they say mind body and soul So when you're getting your bodywork done, this guy's probably seeding you with some ideas, okay?

Here we go of his clients. Okay, everybody. Let's just try to get into the Thanks for having me. Sorry. I'm late. Yeah, cool. Okay. You know what? I'm just glad the most important and the hardest part honestly Ben is showing up to the map and so now that you're here first of all You are you are nude from the waist down. All right now what I'm gonna need you just lift up lift up your knee Get into the hip get into getting your hip I think it's also important to remember that sometimes You have to understand that your kids lives are not voluntary You created them and you're like their little master inside of their universe

And if you want to eradicate them, you'll just make clones with your penis Which is a clone-making machine is supposed to burn is my legs supposed to burn Oh, absolutely. That's totally good. That means you're really getting into it now We're gonna get into her backs We're gonna get her backs and remember your wife is a gargoyle who is made out of psychic stone and her whole life is Spent staring and judging and she doesn't understand the pressure. She doesn't say the pressure of Zuma and a pandemic man. I didn't think I didn't think it was gonna be for me, but this is the class for me It is unbelievable brutal Howard Kearny an attorney and writer who trained with Taylor for seven years

Said so he had like high powered Clients he had of light. I mean he had very people that could afford a personal trainer So he went and had a probably a lot of people in show business So they really like Santa Monica is the land of agents. I know like literally that's where but they judge characters so well So there's no way they would be tricked or bamboozled by somebody who could kill their family. No, it's no way There's no way that Hollywood is already just filled with this just a fucking that every third actor You know, it's an actual criminal waiting to be exposed I did do a fun search if you want to find how many celebrities have killed 45

Interesting about a president some accidents and some on purpose Yeah, Howard Kerr and the attorney or an attorney who worked for them for seven years just getting his abs in order This is what he said. He said I said I'm concerned We are all concerned about a possible gas leak as Henry said earlier There are four children and two adults and we are concerned about their safety So they still could not comprehend the idea which I guess is not the first thought But they really thought we're like carbon monoxide or a gas leak. We're the only two options I mean as to what happened with the silencing of this family

They apparently this man was famously friendly This is why you have to listen to true crime podcast. Yeah, and then it's a gas leak when proven to be gas Otherwise, I'm gonna need to see the bodies But also shows what gets cops to show up at a house where you call instead of saying hey I think that there's something happens to this family. You can't get it. So you have to create an acute reason For them to go like you have to create like the emphasis. There's a time limit here You got to go get this gas leak handle because also if that house blows up it brings up a bunch of people So I'm a I'm a home renter now and it's it's been a lot and thank you so much

I'm renting a house as opposed to an apartment But the thing is the gas company they will not tell you if the gas is on They're gonna watch that price go up and up and up and up and they're gonna love every second of it They're gonna be like why don't you keep the gas on open some windows because they I got my first bill And I'm not gonna talk about it today because this is a true crime podcast I'm not a fucking homeowner's podcast or a horror movie or a horror podcast Anyway, well, so obviously we I just to clarify Horrible

Those children I'm just curious if there's more information that comes out about whether or not he had any because there's one weird Clue that apparently they said the maternal grandmother said that she had been cut out of their lives And so she wasn't allowed to see the kids and she blamed the son-in-law Which was Maurice the the guy that murdered his two kids, but then my my question is then I get into the weird thing of like Who knows what the real what that story is that's another weird unpack of like I so yeah I'm maybe more informational come out Yeah, I'm gonna need more than mother-in-law who was forced not to see the family anymore because that can go either way Yes

All right. Well, this is just kind of a funny little story. That's not current at all But I just thought it was funny maybe to break the ice after that whole family was murdered by their horrible father You know when you're an astronaut you go to school for a long time every day you go to school. It's like it's like so much nine Nine schools so many schools and maybe you have to go to different Schools and then you have to learn how to put the pants on a long school You got to go and put on big pants school. You got to go to fucking. What's that blinking thing school? Well, apparently they also need to get some potty training in there because this is just a this is just an old story

But during Apollo 10 there's a there's some documents out there that some so basically to poop in space after all the technology That we have we are going to space the technology that was used until very recently to shit in space Was you tied a plastic bag to your butthole and he collected it? Yeah, yeah, yeah old-school brown bag in it brown bag in it, right? But it's not like oh, this isn't a fun sandwich for lunch. It's a bunch. It's a bunch shit So apparently it was quite common for these poopies to escape. Oh, I bet so according to commander Tom Stafford This was on a flight during a six-day mission. He just randomly shouts. Oh, who did it? And then an inquired command podge will pilot my John Young says who did what and then

Everyone's like, yeah, what's going on here? Where did it come from? It turns out that there was just a floating piece of human shit that they were just hanging around with I could just see the 2001 space odyssey like you can have this This needs to be a scene That you hear the music play as the shit just slowly floats through the space station And apparently this was kind of confidential until like 2015 so the dialogue was I didn't do it It ain't one of mine and then another person again super smart going to space They say I don't think it's one of mine and then another super smart person says mine was there

A mine was a little more sticky than that throw that sway We actually got apparently we said last episode that we said that there was no toilets in space But I think we did we know that there's toilets in space But I forget it was some kind of bit But there's we got a little bit more of it an hallucination of what the toilets in space are like Well, what are they like? Well, they got tubes They're gonna suck the shit out of you. Well, I mean, thank God That's not the tube up to you. We've seen this but we've already I think we've even talked about this

There's a there's a container which is then located basically you suck it out of you And that we're here the urine is reclaimed and processed to extract potable water from it Which is like a tube. There's one for women and there's one for men for this for piss It's a valuable resource as the going rate for anything to the ISS as something between ten thousand dollars and forty thousand dollars per Pound to ship it to the ISS. Holy hell. Well, this story I'm talking about here speaking of Bathroom situations. This was in a 1969 spacecraft. The turd mystery has never been solved very similar to the mystery pooper One of the one of the astronaut says they told us here's another goddamn turd What's the matter with you guys here? Give me a napkin. Well, babe, if it was me, I sure would tell you

I know I was shitting on the floor. It was just floating around. Yes, it was Wow floating around that's our boys. That's our space boys Isn't that nice and then of course another person said mine was stickier than that I do like they're going out there to plant our flag this 1969. They're out there. This is a These heroes got a shit you imagine how pissed off you would be if you just saw a piece of human shit floating Well, you are in an enclosed space that you can't get out of because then you're gonna die like George Clooney Did in that movie where he got paid a bunch of money to be in it? Which one and that other one interstellar. Yeah, it's good one Um, I would just be like why I blame the Russians

I would blame everybody that was not me unless of course I was the one who shot because we also have a situation where there's a finite number of people within this enclosure It's one of you one of you has to do it's like the movie the thing. Yes, where you know someone is indeed Guilty, I'd make everybody shit and then we sniff each shit, but now the question is isn't that change with food It would but don't you eat the same thing? Are there Arby's up there or is there was there a snack kitchen where it's like No, it was a Taco Bell Tuesday for me. It's like don't you eat all the same stuff if you're an astronaut I believe the ISS now has something like

Like a chain up there. Maybe I'm wrong. I think the ISS has like a chain. I think the ISS has fast food I'm on the moon. No, not on a moon in the international space system. Yeah, there's pizza on the international space system There's a pizza hut. Yeah. Hey, it's not all pizza hot. Oh, there's just pizza. There's your pizza No, no pizza. No, wait. Here we go. Oh, this is 2001 What's pizza hot becomes first company in history to deliver pizza to residents living in outer space? What's pizza? Pizza Hut has been Pizza episode last week. Pizza Hut has been nefarious for so long. They tried to get their freaking logo on the moon They've been trying to control control space for a long time, which makes me a little bit concerned for Taco Bell

Although yes, it has gone downhill. They need new leadership. I've been saying this for about a year now Taco Bell is actually exploring our seas Really? That's they want to be the first they want to have that. I don't know if that's true or not I'm just saying I think Taco Bell is gonna have the first Taco Bell in the Marianas trench You want to have so you want to have people in submarines and in closed spaces under the ground They're already full of shit and you want them to be eating some Marines. You have to be nothing But what we're eating Taco Bell in a movie theater and you realize how heinous that smells. Oh, it's awful when you're not It's a very situation-specific good smell. It really is. It's like what you smell something

It's tastes like you smells like wonderful pizza sauce or something. You realize it's your body So 2001 I guess the turds up in space are probably slightly bigger now because they're eating pizza hut not whatever they were eating in 1969 honestly, they need to get something with a little more binding power than pizza because they shouldn't be shit in liquid in space That's probably very bad for all the controls. Oh, no, Pizza Hut has surpassed Papa John's. I'm sorry to say that Papa Shaq I love you Shaq as a player. There's a personality. He's kind of annoying me a little bit I'm a Barclay guy. I like his new shoe. I like the shoes that he had the shoes the Shaq noses No problem with Shaq noses actually really like those But honestly, he's running Papa John's into the ground the Papadilla and did you see well?

I'm sorry to derail this but just we'll just one second. Have you seen the hamburger pizza from Papa John's? I have it has pickles on it. Yeah, I don't I think that it's interesting I like the idea like a real Italian talking about Italian Talking about how like American pizza isn't pizza, but I was fine with pop peeps pizza hut and Papa John's be normal Italian if you brought a hamburger with pickles on it pizza to an Italian man, or like when you went to Napoli when we went to Napoli, look at those pizzas those guys would fucking kick you in the balls Slice your throat and no one would arrest them because that's an accurate pizza related crime is actually completely okay in Italy I completely agree now and this is outside of another all more outside of America news to be coppers in Russia

They are showing up. We're getting there this comes from mysterious universe Paul seabird this come this came out a couple days ago Here we go again farmers in Western Russia have been reporting the mysterious deaths of larger numbers of their chickens and rabbits Which are killed in a brutal manner that makes them fear a Chupacabra rather than dogs ferrets or coyotes or other creatures Yes, it is a bit of a it is a walk from Puerto Rico or Texas But the reputation of the Chupacabra may be spreading by both word of mouth and mouth on chickens and rests Here we go the killings or how to call it of domestic animals occurred a week earlier At least four cases were known the most interesting thing is that the unknown creature does not eat the carcasses of animals or birds of all the

Injuries the bodies of rabbits and chickens. There's two stab wounds on the neck like the mark from a vampire's teeth Interesting so I wonder if just The global phenomenon of the Chupacabra. Is it it's a psychic spread perhaps But they also are they also there this points towards what we vote, you know Chupacabra is it some kind of animal with mange or is there just some kind of variant of Dog because they said they have quote-unquote caught a Chupacabra in Mexico where yeah But it does just look like a big mangy gross-ass dog with a weird thin mouth But I don't know whether or not that's just a jacked-up fucking dog or if there is indeed a Chupacabra

Yeah, my beagle Chihuahua looks just like a frickin Chupacabra every now No, that's suck blood not suck dick Thank you, but guess what Jerry wants to be gay. Let him be gay. I don't care if Jerry wants to suck dick Let him suck dick. He sucks his own dick. My friend does bring over his dog and there is there's some tension Well, no, no, there's a lot of man. Yeah, I'm a momo you do a lot of little seconds, but hey boys will be boys Yeah, but I got a couple other friends who bring their dog Jerry is anyway He's on him. He's I've had a couple of talks with him. So this is a lick CV This isn't in district of Marielle the unknown predator entered the locked pen by pushing through a wall then killing 13 of 15 rabbits

And leaving them in pools of blood not exactly the signature of a blood sucker However, the Russian report brings up the Chupacabra, which was also suspect suspected of a similar rash of livestock killings in the area in 2015 and we know the folks over there in Russia, especially rural Russia. There was not like they're not doing great It's not like, you know, we talk about oh, we have an obesity issue here I don't think they have one like we do here because I think they're really hungry. Yeah, so that's unfortunate for them I want to warn all residents of that Mercia that the Chupacabras were pure in the village of Miami, Virginia I'll pull three in the lab. It's on several houses where it destroyed them when we ours were locked up in the car Oh, and the next morning they also died like those of our neighbors the message of local residents

The woman asked the head of the region to take the problem seriously I still don't understand who the chopper couple of us, but in fact, they had a lot So I'm informing you. All right Chupacabra or not. Someone's just got to go 24 hours you're on chicken duty watch the chickens Make sure that no one something has to be happening right you get in there right Grigor your main job is yeah Normally we have you watch the well do you can eat the chicken you need one chicken at the end of the shift What I would say to Grigor is that he needs to catch the chicken. Yeah, that's a lot But normally his job is to you know give Grigor a sit and if he's got time to sit

He's got time to split something like that. Absolutely perfect. Apparently. This is the first time this has happened in Ukraine Um 2009 2009 they found a bunch of Chupacabra related injuries You know leave the chickens alone I suppose chickens are a beautiful animal, but they're not even taking the best part of the chicken Which is it's a little meat and it's the chicken breast. It's a very tasty little popper. I'm a dark meat man I like a chicken leg. I like a chicken thigh. Really? Oh, yeah, that's my new thing I feel like a bake up a bunch of chicken thighs. Well, isn't that interesting? Is it a fucking fascinating? I guess it is interesting. Um, just a quick holiday story here not much to this story

But be careful when you go to the mall in Connecticut to mall Santa was arrested for allegedly exposing himself To a teenage worker. I was mall Santa emotionally. No. No his penis So just be very very careful. I mean just Prince Carter Honestly, if you're taking this year's probably a rough year to be taking your kids to see Santa because I feel like of all of the Um, I feel like Santas are coded in more disease than other entities during the year like I think the idea of sitting on An unemployed actor's lap pretending to be Santa during a global pandemic Yeah, this is not the time. This is not the year

I was too big to sit on Santa's lap at a very young age. So I did not Prince Carter 45 years old God, I'd love to see you know my problem with this is go now. We should do this now and be like you sit That's my friend. This is my big friend. He wants to sit on your lap. You do it with my big friend If not, you know, he's gonna do he's gonna start pissing all over you Oh, just see the lone tear crying down Santa's Face and it's actually the real Santa Claus for the first time in mall history Yeah, then you fucking push him down and you just fucking riding like a toboggan Well, he could handle it. So this dude my one issue with this mall Santa is he's way too thin

He's he is not a fat Santa Santa I don't want to be I don't want to be hysterical, but Santa should be fat. I'm sorry. We don't have a lot of roles I mean, I'm I'm gonna I'm in an upswing of weight right now. It'll go back down whatever that's how things work, but my people My people right now You yeah, but what are we supposed to be? Cast-ass but nothing I've just seen like that pandemic proof Santa visits and it just seems like it's worth It's just it's Santa in a glass cube

But he's Hannibal Lecter the person they just hold a child with a little mask on that can barely keep its face I'm just pushing its face against the plexiglass is being like tell Santa what you want for Christmas And they're like who wish my grandma didn't die and he's just like hey, I can't even get you a ps5 little boy I can't do anything for you in here. I know just every dream is broken. Honestly ps5 those things were Uh, heisted immediately from a group of people trying to sell them back For more for a more expensive price. I really have not heard Marca sell like a 15 year old boy before in my life He was like, I could not find a ps5 anywhere No, and you can buy one but they're like $1,500 because they bought them early and I'm upset with it

But at the same time this first run just give it a second. I'm just gonna wait. I'm doing I'm gonna I'm excited for cyberpunk 2777 I'm gonna play that. I finally saw some of the online playthrough. It looks cool. Did you see the dicks? I want to see the dicks. You have to decide how big you want his ding dong to be but then throughout the game You saw how it flies out. Yeah, I want to make a big one. Oh my well, you can I want a big one you can I don't in the game It seems like they could have committed a little bit more time to other things other than just dick size because you have to Script everything you have to write everything code everything. I mean like it just seems like there could have been so much more There was one guy on the dick thing and then he made it a big deal and he pushed it through

And he's been trying to get it going for a long time He's been trying to put dick size in games since probably fucking Mario Probably sense mario. Yeah, so prince carter 45 again. He's the santa He was accused of hugging and grabbing a juvenile co-worker and then exposing himself to the victim In the break room, which you can imagine like it and so this didn't even bring a curtain No, he did not this is according to mike devito. He's the millford police department Uh, we were glad to resolve this issue quickly for the victim and to avoid any further similar activity Involving anyone else we have carter's bail was set to 25 grand

Which that's gonna be a lot of christmas presents, isn't it? But we just can't I don't know. I don't want to be old I don't want to be bitter, but can we trust any mall santa anymore? I mean, I think you can but they do have to start being fat For me to trust them and I would say here on this youtube Also, if you want to see some good ass youtube good ass youtube ufo footage, look up brian handley han ley on youtube from this from 2019 It's a real good fucking footage of a goddamn orb you pieces of fuck. All right Very cool. Go fuck yourself and watch that fucking shit. Well, no need to be angry about it

I'm not sure if we want to cover this, but maybe we can do this next week or maybe this is a top-ass story What do you think the french army they got the bionic soldiers. Do you see that story? I mean, I think it's cool You think that's great You think that's great. Yeah, I think it's fucking cool as hell. You're such a devil. What do you mean? We got fucking that's cool mr. Zabrowski get that step out of your car. I know you would be the first one Okay, if a machine of a bionic soldier touches your arm, you would freak out. Of course Yeah, but I still want us to have them I got an entire life like what were his last words

Oh, I'm like you are you are your last words are going to be one letter I am already going to be murdered by robots like it's already what's going to happen. Why do you want that? That's what I want. That's how I want to go. I don't want to die piece flee my sleep I don't want to necessarily go down in a blaze of glory where I take down every one of my enemies with me and one fell swoop A surprise That's good. That was therapy. That was good therapy. Isn't that good? But I think this is to augment our soldiers They want to create like these fucking smart prosthetics to put on them when people so not only yeah So yeah, maybe you got your arm blown off of the war, but now you get to go back to the war

But with a fucking even better arm than you had before but don't worry They said they've only been spending they only spend about 75 million dollars on a chip that you could put in our brain In order to access computers just from our brains, but he said no no no this isn't we're not gonna this is not r&d This is to help the death And I was like, oh, that's why we're doing this You know how the government always spends 75 million dollars on a project to help the death You know how we have such great services in this country where it's almost easier It's almost easier. It's easier. It's a war on on the hearing people. No, it's very it's very interesting

I think it's a very interesting story. We will continue to talk about as talk about stories like that as our time continues Because it seems like that's the world we live in We're gonna get more and more of this and Civ 6 just recently had a patch update Where they said that you can get later stages in the game and like the third act of the game You can get robot like like mecca like warriors to fight your warriors for you I think that's great in the fake world of Civ 6. Yeah, man, but that's where they kind of run these look at oscar Pristoria's he ended up killing a woman because he had the power of those blades and those were actually not even by today's standards Uh, what a t1000. I

Which is a massive massive disc. You can see 100. That's the first one. Yeah, the t100 What a massive disc you can give to a robot robot. Well, what a t100. Yeah, they would mean honestly It's racist and they oscar pristoria's the only reason why he killed that woman. I think it was wife It was his girlfriend. It was the olympian spirit He had he didn't have the olympics to try for so then he went for the gold Well, they still apparently he was so good at running with fake legs that they kind of like let him get away with it. All right Well, let's do I feel like we just like The major trouble

No, the story is crazy, you know, it is crazy, but I just think I thought it was an intruder It's like no one's breaking in. Well, I guess it is a dangerous area, but whatever he just shot and killed this girl There is it's just a very it's an interesting world. We're gonna see how technology plays out Interesting is the optimal word. I completely agree. Um, and then we'll cover in more detail all the chagrin We're gonna get into the hero the weak here, but um, take a look at lord rial has a bitcoin surface his own This whole fucking thing is so funny. Do it. It's god coin dot gold He has his own block chains. Like I can't believe he's still fucking out there, dude It is coming to the point where first I laugh at you

Then they criticize you or whatever and then they follow you like he don't know like he's in the third phase of whatever that That uh cliche is like people are now investing new forms of money into him But god, I can't believe he's still kicking. This is god coin objectives the ultimate objective is to establish the new world currency Which will transcend the way our society views money Rather than utilizing the world's currency fiat systems, which rely only on good faith and trust of a crediting institution God coin will issue a currency that actually has intrinsic value We strive to build the foundation for the messianic age by building the renewed financial system

Meanwhile provide relevant information to the public so as to prepare the world for what is to come Can I get a pair of shoes with god coin? What can I buy with guide god coin other than lord? Lord rielle merch. It's a the mark of the beast is what it's called The mark of the beast is the new world monetary system and god coin is at the center of it God coin is the transactional descriptive name for the gold back digital monetary operating system So he's going back to take over the world's blockchain. He's going back to the gold standard I didn't even know we had gold to do it with Yeah, we had each one is called a rielle. That's a good question is where is the gold?

Where is the gold lord rielle and honestly if you still out there? Have you got somebody of you if if there's anybody still following the story of lord rielle? We covered him I want to say close to a decade ago He has and this is kind of why and he you know what he committed most of his felonies before he became god So as god, which is where a lot of these people tend to make a lot of horrible horrible decisions in a horrible series of mistakes He seems like he might be a better person as a fake messiah than as I believe he was a car dealer Either way, he beat his girlfriend a bunch and he was in trouble for tax evasion. Yeah raiment elwood is his real name His name is lord rielle

He is your king and he is your lord and the one prophesied by all the major religions to judge the people and bring about a new And everlasting kingdom over the past eight years We have supplied absolute proof of his claim providing documentation of our lord's continuing fulfillment of prophecy from major media sources Okay, as well as ancient scripture. Do you remember when he claimed that he sent the art the tornadoes of joplin to kansas? But this is my problem with that you got to predict it and then it has to happen You can't retroactively claim it. That's what he was doing. He was like that earthquake. I forget what massive earthquake it was I mean god, I'm probably a horrible human being. It was a massive earthquake. It destroyed an hady hady. Yes Um, and then he claimed responsibility for that, but he never mentioned it before that's you gotta mention it

I've got to allocate it. You know what you got to do every morning. God people Be careful there in green bay wisconsin a storm is coming and then you say that to every single town and then boom You just carve it out and make it seem right to you pictures. They have all these pictures of him. He was a guardian angel This all new information to me. I didn't know that raiment elwood leer was a guardian angel because now they're outwardly saying his name They never did this before he was conceived during the blood moon tetrad that occurred in alignment with the hebrou feast calendar He was conceived in the blood moon eclipse that fell in the hebrou holiday of suck it October 18th 1967 so he was being brought into this world just after the reunification of jerusalem Okay, and of course by blood moon it means his father penetrated his mother as his father was openly

Gaping his butthole as another man, and I want to see if all of this is real He's you want to see if all of this is real being a top cadet in both the army and navy programs I don't think that he was he later joined the us navy and eventually became an executive officer slash and structure of military Science and leadership development. I don't think he did for the premier u.s. Naval leadership training program I don't think that's real raiment quickly rose through the ranks being continually recognized for leadership bravery and heroism He soon became the commander of the chicago chapter of the guardian angel Considered by many the most dangerous chapter in the world because the Chicago's unparalleled crime and corruption

It was definitely the ones in brooklyn by the way that were the most dangerous I mean that was when they were actually needed back in the day Well, he was how he was secretly removed when raiment ran for office. It terrified of the he ran for office Uh-huh um because when he doesn't say which one he was This was in chicago, right? Yes, they were terrified of the heat terrified the corrupted politicians and police Because raiment cannot be bribed or intimidated so they conspired to commit a terrible crime against him and his family They killed a step-fire Killed his stepfather kidnapped and drugged his fiance and jailed both him and his elderly mother on false charges

All to keep him out of office. I don't think any of that Well, you know what isn't that nice where you take facts and then you spin them into a narrative that Is completely not true after this ordeal raiment was secretly removed from the u.s And during january of 2011 he was kept in the international Zone between the u.s and mexico. This is when they moved to baha. Ah, yes Extremely important because it came it became this led to the fulfillment of jewish christian to muslim prophecy regarding the messiah's Arrival, but the thing is no one no one believes that no one is thinking that They doesn't seem to resonate with the people and the religious power structure and no one seems to think that's true

Well, there's a lot here. There is a lot there and if you are a student of lord reyale Well, not a student a studier rather of lord reyale. I don't particularly care to speak to a follower But if you have studied him, please shoot us an email side stories lpotl at gmail.com Let us know some of the discoveries because it seems as if he is Blossoming out his narrative because back back in the day when we were covering him There wasn't that kind of information out there. Yeah, we they never acknowledged that he was born of human birth They said that he was dropped here by a ufo. Well, it was that thing that it was that light, right? Yeah, that arrived over jerusalem

They said he came on that spaceship and then they would never even consider using the name reyman elwood leer Which is I think the reason why I think this is the new this is new modern lord reyale that we're seeing here that he's Okay, I might be a little bit more human than I said I was before But there's still a lot of photoshop, but I can't believe a man that large would ever voluntarily get on a horse I don't know what the hell he's doing. All right. Well, let's do hero of the week Talk about somebody who is doing something good for people as we go through this um Difficult economic decline together, but things will be picking back up at some point

But it's still going to be difficult For the foreseeable future because this is going to last a while the suffering that's been happening this past year But we do have some good Samaritans out there. So this is the hero of the week Michael esmond Michael esmond. He's a florida fellow. So it's nice to hear a sentence with the words florida man and not followed by Sucked his own dick in a walmart. Yep. It's nice to have one nice florida story a year So this is the headline a florida man just paid off the past dues for a 114 families at risk of having their utilities shut off. It's sad that they were even at risk of having their utilities shut off but thank god

Uh, despite the fact we shouldn't even really be here because we're the richest freaking country on earth Yeah, it doesn't really make any sense. Thank god. Michael esmond. Uh, thank you for your generosity He paid the bills of a total of 36 households in his community of golf breeze this year both hurricane sally and covid Uh, really hit the city hard economic turmoil was everywhere. I can't imagine this is what he had to say He says this year to me is probably more meaningful than last year with the pandemic and all the people out of work having to stay home He goes on to say hurricane sally slammed us pretty good and hurt a lot of people We still have a lot of the we still have a lot of the blue roofs here Where they are just covered with tarp. So esmond, uh, donated $7,615 to pay the past due bills for 114

Households according to joy and oliver the city's utility billing supervisor. You know, what's also so sad Is that for 114 households seven thousand like this could be eviction for them? Yes And to him it's a to him and say it's an amount of money that was very easily. I don't think that this guy is very wealthy I think this was a this was a really just a great gesture Oh, no, it's uh, we are in a really unfortunate spot where it does really seem when when people talk about it like $100 can save their whole life absolutely Unfortunately, it's falling to the private sector to take care of each other. It was not supposed to be this way So what what happens here is uh, esmond's donations increased from 4,000 uh from 4,600 that he paid last year

So he's been doing this for a while. So he's just a good dude. He says he was able to help about three times as many households That's because there were many residents who had bills that were less than $100 like $100 or less That's what he had to say. He says that really impacted me that people can't even afford afford to pay $100 bill on their utilities and things are so bad. He finishes up. That's why I was able to pay for 114 families So good job. Thank you so much for helping those people out and michael asmond. You are this week's hero of the week And uh, my god talk about talk about uh life on a tightrope right now in this country Is this the one we're gonna now you're gonna unveil your ben kissle pays your rent? Um national campaign. I am doing one. It's what's so funny. You mentioned paying rent

I have decided i'm gonna do something pay ben kissles rent Which is so interesting how we just sort of flipped it, but it's a jumble It's a war jumble and it just sort of came up pay ben kissles rent and my god How generous how generous of all of you. Um, right uh guys, uh, let's do some listener emails I heard kissle complaining about being tall and how it's a struggle. Whoa, hold on a second. This is real This is a short man email coming right out of the gate. I immediately triggered. I'm glad that your little nubs piping this out Just typing this out This is Rodney Rodney Piper immediately said i'm going. Um, I wanted to tell you a story a six foot six co-worker told me a while ago

Much like kissle this co-worker liked to get hammered and was a bit oafish But super fun when he had a lot of booze in him. I'm actually more fun when I don't have booze You are it's true. This is nice though. I you know what I like we you know, we're both best two beers two beers Yeah, two beers. Honestly, that is perfect. Um, that's fine ordinarily But he told me once for halloween. He had dressed up in an ape costume and eventually began to wander through the woods at night Apparently he was walking to the store for cigarettes This is hideous. It's right. I don't know why it's racist, but it's hideous for sure He went to the store for cigarettes and he was looking for his car

He ended up taking a shortcut into the small patch of woods and it was hollow and random shit and hollow and random Shit and his drunkenness Someone saw heard him and called the police who arrived and told them to shut up and got out of the woods He said the cops were cool and didn't give him too much shit But he hadn't thought of any other possible consequences with the incident besides running a great chance of being shot There's no way that anyone who saw him in the woods that wouldn't have thought he was a sasquatch I assume the people who call the cops who still think big bigfoot probably lives in their neighborhood So there you go. And if I'm that co-worker, I find out who this little co-worker is and I start

You know, I'm gonna do a little investigation of my own. What is he doing on the weekends? Have you ever thought maybe it's time for you to be more kind to little people? I have been kind to little people my whole life Isn't that weird? I have I'm also kind to big people Um, it's just difficult. It's just big people are nice because because we're just nice We're just forced to put a you're supposed to you're forced to slam a cork on all of your rage because if you were to be mad in public People would just call the cops or like start getting pitchforks and shoot you. Yeah, it's horrible No, little people if they have their they have their ways in technology dare I say

Certainly give them a certainly giving them a voice Well, that's I mean, I will say that it's why the combination of man and technology is so important because it allows the physically smaller To actually best the physically they couldn't if you took physically strong you immediately in your personality right now jumped into my body You would be seen as the most overbearing person that's ever lived. Oh my god. I mean, I feel like I could really make some day I could really do some day. That's the thing when you're big you got to learn to chill out But when you're little you have to never chill out you have to learn to like constantly beat 100 No, we have to learn how to we have to learn how to chill out for your heart because it kills us one by one by one by one Here we go

I did not have a good childhood. I was a victim of emotional physical and sexual abuse I somehow made it through life, but I am diagnosed bipolar 2 at PTSD and have been in therapy for some time now I'm turning 40 soon and have two boys and have been married for 13 years Oh, it isn't easy, but you can get through it. Anyways, I have hyper vigilance I can't face the door when I sleep if I do I cannot sleep. I will stare into the doorway I will see the black hat man or my version of him This will cause me to just stare into the dark, but I can see him. It's scary, but it is also normal at this point in my life I've learned ways of not being sucked into that

My wife is accommodating with where the bed is located in the room My medication helps and also that beautiful medical marijuana legalize it Absolutely has helped me more than anything else. Don't criticize it The black hat man has kept me for kept me up for hours at a time Even when I could turn over to try to not try to go to sleep I could feel him looking But I looked over my shoulder He would be there the worst nights were when I had to go piss in the middle of the night

Many nights as I walked back to my room. I'd be stuck at the top of the stairs Sometimes for over an hour looking down into the dark because he was there He would peek his head out and I would just stare and stare trying to see him Making sure he didn't move didn't come towards me and now my family Every house we moved into this still happened when we bought our house I would always leave a kitchen light on and I'd put a mirror at the bottom of the stairs so I could see him down the hall Into the living room I can reassure myself that no one is there and it's safe to go back to sleep

Well, you can put a mirror in the bottom of your stairs at your house But you cannot do that to a high school set of stairs. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you state that you only your own mirrors Yeah, the black hat man doesn't visit me anywhere near as often as he used to And I've finally been able to get some sort of sleep And the next time I see him, I'll tell him you said hello Maybe he'll stop by And visit you What?

Honestly, well congratulations on making it through your trauma. That's extremely difficult to do and I am nearing 40 as well So 40 Is the new 20 I really do feel stronger mentally than I've had in a long time, which is physically weaker Well, it's because we're kind of we're all becoming like foie gras geese Inside of our homes. We're just becoming like bloated filled with our favorite foods our our Organs are actually going to be very fragrant in about a year We have to start traveling next year just for the steps. I need to run through it

Here I realize all of my exercise that I have gotten over the past five years have been just straight on the road because you have to run Because you wake up and you're like I gotta get there and now we just I just well I walk my neighborhood I do a thing. I know what you do. What I do is called. I've been calling it house peeping Yeah, I know you've been talking about peeping Henry for a long time But no, I'm just curious about the neighborhood and it comes and goings of the people inside of my neighborhood You have a very nice lovely neighborhood. I know I like I look at them And they wave I wave and I wave until they wave back Because that's how this is. We're not going to sit here and lose old decorum

Just because I got a fucking mask on you're going to wave at me because I'm waving at you and your family Isn't it scarier than back in the day if you would have said oh a year You if you would have said, oh you better wear a mask. Otherwise, you're going to be scary You know, that's kind of funny because in 2019 if we're in a mask, maybe it's scary Isn't that fun also Also, is there a gas pump that works in this country? Okay, I've been driving a lot. Is there a gas pump that works? That's like the beginning premise of a much larger gas pump. You can see kissle work on all this material

He's going to be in miss kogi wisconsin this friday. You're going to be at the I think it's called the cramp room Or the whole point is trying to it's just it's 40 people shoulder shoulder shoulder can't wait to get in there And then you're going to be over at the stuffed house In monk a chunk of wisconsin love monk a chunk. You're going to have one of the best places of all time Absolutely no masks. No shoes. No life. No problem. And of course you always want to check me out at whatever Giggle hut. She can wire comedy clubs. They see now. I'm just now. I am becoming again. Andy Rooney Why are comedy credit clubs called such goofy names? I want to laugh at the comedian not the name Hey

My license plate Andy Rooney, but it's really taken up It really is Yeah, it's a deal with license plates. Why do I want to know where you're from? It's a good viable future. Yeah, this quarantine's really led to a different career path I can't wait to be able to leave and have material. I can't wait for other things to inspire material I know my casino has been where it's like one of my in jail with all the placey glass Is my talking to my mom in jail. Oh my fucking god Well, thank you all so much for listening. We hope you're doing all right out there

And uh, yeah, we are getting towards the holiday season. I know it might be difficult because sometimes when when society is like It's time to smile, but you don't want to smile it becomes infuriating Yeah, the forced smile of the holidays always bother me and now this is at extra bothers me So now it's important to take your fucking holidays into your own fucking hands do whatever you want to do Book wild on yourself this month. Get out there. I want you to find a new way to jerk off Live your life live every day. They know that this is this is a new Holiday season of jerking off in weird ways find a new way to come this fucking holiday Right live laugh when you find out

Oh, I guess I can come on a bunch of sponges But watch the sponges or have separate sponges for your family not your cum sponges You just I mean just separate just be present those grow those go in the drawer that you're that you don't even have to lock Because when your children do open it up and they see all the condoms in the sponges They'll never open it again every adult couple has that always has a drawer But you don't have to lock it because the kids are gonna be traumatized opening the contents Defends itself. That's the lock. Um, and I watched a movie called the dark and the wicked. Oh, yes, it's great It's fucking scariest. Yes the dark and the wicked is awesome

But you know what it'll help you do that will help you love Not going home for the holiday because there's one with a great movie that joes sometimes going home Is the worst idea possible dark and the wicked cannot recommend it enough such a fun Freaking horror movie go fucking buck wild make yourself some fucking nice saucy ribs This is a good time to get a slow cooker. This is a good time to get whatever is that you were you afraid are you afraid to Try that thc water get it try it. I got some thc mixer that I've mixed in there I don't know it's weird after me, but at the same time you also know for a fact and get your fucking Little puckered lips ready because we have some very nice products for you coming for you

You're gonna wrap your so many products. Oh, I love the word products I love don't you love just being dough in the capitalist grind in the middle when there's so many people dying Not just well, it's nice not just of a disease but also of sadness if you can get in it Then you grab as much as you can like one of those game shows where it's like can you grab a hundred dollars in 30 seconds It's very scary. It's very scary, but then you got to get out of it And then you can like that's the greatest thing about when I went to Uruguay And I realized yes, it might be the home and the bastion for former nazis But my god, did they kick their legs up and just have a nice time over there?

At Uruguay, it worked hard enough in german. I guess so all right everyone. Thank you so much for listening hang in there. Hail yourself Hail Satan. I'm a good solutions. That's what we say here Yeah, absolutely. Well, I say I say hello yourself. So that's what you do. Yeah, that's what you used to do. It's different That's your shit. That's your shit This show is made possible by listeners like you thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcast network.com