Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Stories That Haunted Us

Episode Date: August 30, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring back a slew of Side Stories that they just can't seem to get out of their heads in this first-ever edition of Stories That Haunted Us!

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All right. We may be incredible, because I wonder, you know what, I bet it is. Gee, they're really nice. Whoa, mama, what up everybody? Welcome to side stories. Ben hanging out with Henry. It's a special edition. We're going to discuss the stories that we learned about this year that have officially ruined our minds, stuck in our brains. It made life more difficult. So we've chosen a couple of stories each. The tales that really made our blood boil in 2023. Some actually make me feel pretty neutral. Yeah, I'm pretty neutral

than a lot of them all. So, but a lot of them, they, I remembered them. And so this is about the stories that haunted us. Yes, the stories that haunted us. I was, I was looking at, because you know, I love mine. Do you watch Body Can footage. Sometimes if it's warranted, I don't just randomly watch Body Can footage, but sure. I watch it for hours. Just random body can footage. I just go in my various little YouTube true crime holes to watch a lot of YouTube, but it isn't happening.

Well, some things happened like this one where this couple was caught having sex on a Ferris wheel. Oh, okay, sure. Sure. And it was like, but again, if you look at the couple like, you're just like, oh, them. Lucky day to be a Ferris wheel. It looks like who cares? Love is blind. Love doesn't, I mean, they had to see something in order to put it inside of each other, right?

Give me that blind of their having sex with each other. What are you talking about? They're normal looking couple. He's going to think we're just gonna face. Why can't more like I don't know. We need to get some A tier people have a couple of sex. Like I looks like a fucking a discount version of rock terry out. Well, I don't know. He looks like certain people that record podcasts. The woman is fine. I actually don't,

I, you know what Henry Thomas? I think that you're being a little bit of a negative and answer here. I might be when it comes to couples, they're in love. And I would rather them having sex on the Ferris wheel is to fight it up. Yeah, rather than fighting. Yeah, I guess that is again, this is a good, this appears in country. We can't live in a world where they don't do either. And sometimes enjoy the Ferris wheel.

I don't like Ferris wheels. No, I'm there. I don't understand. I'm afraid of heights. I hate. So it's like it's not a slow moving. Yeah. I hate them. I hate Ferris wheel. I hate. I hate. I hate. I hate. Ever since Beverly Hills cop three, they've really given me some traumatizing thoughts. What would happen if Axel Foley wasn't there to save you when you're stuck on said Ferris wheel? Well, I will be gay. I was also say straight up. You know, we're also is not like being exonerated by time as Chris Watts, the family annihilator. No, why would he ever be exonerated by time people really? What do you think there was going to be a big like glow up?

I was really hoping to get because you know how like these days, there's always a backlash to the backlash to the backlash, but he's a family annihilator. This is it like Lizzo. I actually was. I mean, cancel. family annihilator. This is it like Lizzo. This is I actually was. I mean cancel. I can't believe I'm uncanceled this man. No, that's not what that's about. Can we have more has it? He's been through enough.

Canceling is more superficial. He murdered his whole family. He annihilated them. Yeah. First of all, it's a no annihilation. It's almost kind of nicer in a way, because there's nobody left. Okay, the documentary suburban nightmare, he is also just the epitome of the guy that I hate, which is you can tell he's like, he preaches the jail.

He preaches the jail. Yeah, he preaches the jail. Of course he fucking preaches the jail. I'm just saying, look, think about this, we've dragged this man's name through the cold. No, we have it. We've been at this man over the cold guy's. So long. And these think about about like, isn't

it time for him to have the backlash to the backlash to the backlash to the backlash? No, no, I think it's time for him to have a just a horrible, horrible experience in life in general. I guess I must be Jesus like in my turning the other. That's absolutely not true. All right. Well, my first story, we're going to Kalamazoo County, Michigan conservation officers approached this dude. He was sitting in the park. He was an PT cruiser. The conservation officer knocks on the guys doors and say, what you're doing in there? And the guys like, I'm just here to watch the owls. It also turns out he had a big old 24 ounce of natty life. What he

was doing was watching his bowel. He was watching his bowels watching the owls and drinking some natty eyes. He shat with the whole that. And then the officer said, how drunk are you on a scale of one to five? And then he said, I'll be honest, I'm a five. So that was good. And then the cops are now goddamn it. So you got to get out of the car that is sobriety test. Halfway through and you know this, when you got to go, you got to go. Oh, I know.

And Nadi ice, you remember drinking Nadi ice? Do you recall? I mean, I feel like you didn't, if you do. You know what I mean? Yes. Nadi ice is for it is quantity, not quality. The whole point to drink Nadi ice is to be as absolutely obliterated as humanly possible. So the guy, he does the sobriety.

He got asked him, how are you doing? He's just like his blood type was pure natural ice. Absolutely. So a halfway through he's doing the sobriety test. He's got a shit. He drops his pants to his credit down to his ankles and he defecates near the rear of the PT cruiser on the bumper. So he was arrested and later taken to the hospital for a blood draw. On the way there, the man noticed that the CEO was using his GPS. And then the guy said, I can't believe you're such a fucking pussy that you have to use his GPS. And then the guy said, I can't believe you're such a fucking

pussy that you have to use your GPS. And then the guy said, I'm the drunk one. I'll give you directions. So he was confident because of the netty ice. It's fine. He was also happy because he just defecated and shat. He was also kind of at peace because he did see some owls. And also, isn't that fun when you get to one up the CEO, this is going to be like, you don't even know how to drive your loser. Drive and drunk, taken a public shit, owning a PT cruiser about the same. Absolutely. I would say across the board, this is where I got a little bit, I got some heat earlier this year talking about my anti PT cruiser stance.

Well, and I get that. I've had several people, people who cruisers, obviously, highly defensive, immediately afterwards, just saying why their PT cruiser was different, why their PT cruiser lifestyle was different. But I don't know because this guy, I want to say, unfortunately, this guy's your mascot. He is. And he's a little granola. He likes to be outdoors. Also, as Henry said, during the blood draw, which I had done with me when I got my DUI when I was 19. Well, that's how you kick it off. Essentially, what you want to do is if you're trying to beat the system, you say, no, the breathalyzer, you say no to the, you say no. And then you try to get back to the, the station so you can get the blood drawn so that your blood alcohol content can be lower because you, there's been a couple

hours between the last time you had a drink. But I'm completely inaccurate opposite logic is what you want to use. There are, Mr. Zabrowski, the blood draw shows a much more alcohol, usually than the breathalyzer, but it depends on how long it's been since you last drank. So if you were just drinking the cop gets you, if you get the breathalyzer, it's going to spike. But I mean, we're not always advocating on how to get out of it. Do you like it? Just more like just think about strategize. I was young. I was also 19.

So I blew 0.8, which technically was the legal limit, but even though I still got charged because I was underage. But anyway, as Henry alluded to you were a child still. Yeah. Big boy. I also didn't it didn't help when the guy was like, let's do a field sobriety test. And I said, I couldn't do that if I was over. See, that's funny. So that was funny. And then I also ate some pizza and do a field sobriety test. And I said, I couldn't do that if I was sober. See, that's funny.

So that was funny. And then I also ate some pizza and then a child. That's admitting that. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it was, I didn't quite realize what was going on there. So anyway, she stuck the needle to draw some blood. And he said, it's all beer, not gonna lie to you. As Henry said, pure natural ice.

That was a story that stuck out to me and really no harm, no foul. It doesn't seem like you heard anybody. Again, I don't know. It's PT cruiser. I will say in their defense, headroom. They have headroom. It's fine. And it's just a, it's got bad, it's got bad brakes.

It's got horrible driving. It's thrilling. Like it's horrible to drive. You're also tying it back and forth. You're tying it to the rise of river dance and swing I mean I'm separate there was a cultural phenomenon was what I said before it is the maroon five of cars And in that hole wow wow look at this fucking car. Oh, we got Rob That's so bad. Look at the one that's a truck. That is called that that might as well be called the BT date rape

That is the most common ever seen. It's a piece of cruiser. It's got custom flames inside of it. For them not bad. Because you know what I like about this one. So we were right now here. This is for $44,000. This is a drop top custom Chrysler PT cruiser

with the bot, you know what reminds me of in Australia, they have those little trucks. I'm gonna call them Utes. Sure. You remember those? Yeah. I love those little trucks when it comes youth You remember those I love those little trucks little trucks. Yeah, they're great Cuz I don't need a big truck cuz I'm a compensating Like tiny penis like your little truck. No, I do like my little job. You really get you a bicycle a little bit for your birthday I'm gonna get you a bicycle helmet for your birthday. I think.

Where is Macy? He's got a big truck. You're six, what's happened? No, you have to have a big truck. You said that you just like little trucks. I do like my little trucks. It did. It worked.

This is cute. I'm a little guy. I have to drive a little truck. I keep it now. If I drive a big truck, you guys all make fun of me. No, I'm not making fun. I'm not even talking about the truck. I drive a little truck. I just say, you just like, I love those trucks. I do like the little No, I'm not making fun. I'm not even talking about the truck. I drive a little truck saying,

you just like, I like the little trucks. I do like the little trucks. I like the little cars. I like fast little cars. I know. Okay, what's your truck? You just like your big car. Because your legs don't wear.

No, it was just the way that you said it. Your veins are gonna kill you. It was just the way that you said you like little trucks with a naiv day in an innocence that I don't often hear. Just let me experience something child blight. I'm not sure. I'm not going to.

All right. Well, now what story 2023 really been rocked? But I mean, no, this year, there's a lot of big stories, right? We covered Lori Dallow. Yes. We did. I'm going to go through all of it. That was two years.

Wasn't that like two years of content, bro? And that will cheek started. She's it all started in 2020. It's three years. She's fine. Lean fucking jail. Alec Murtuk, we covered him fairly extensively. Of course. The new, the UFO disclosure trickle. You know, it was a bigger, bigger than a trickle. It's we're getting there. You know, it's a slow rollout, but the story, one of the stories that really stuck to me.

Okay. Well, it's again, we learned a new context to the term blowing off steam. Okay. Which is the state college man. He was a professor by the name of the Miss Metzukus who was found on hiking camps. He used to do this activity that he said that again, it was just his hobby. Uh-huh. Or he liked to go out on a hiking camp.

He used to put on a ski mask, shirt, no pants, hiking boots, and then he would watch pornography and jerk off while a dog licked his ass hole. Well, now, I know, I must have blocked this one out. Oh, yeah. And he said that he did it all again. The blow off steam. The blow off steam. Wait a second. So he was so embarrassed because he was more than anything. But inside the, obviously, the criminality of it, the bestiality of it, they'd actually be putting on a sex offender list and all the kind of stuff. He mostly was stressed. It sounds like he did it. This is how we got rid of him. He does have a little bit of a

little fair vibe going. So he's got the he's got the boots, right? He's got the shirt and he's got in the mouth. There are a retrieval. Oh, don't do that. That's a good parody son here. I love that one. So, but he has no pants or underwear on. No. So he's got the boots. He's got the shirt. He's got the shirt. You's got the D-Mask. Listen, you could teach a dog to fucking do anal English, but it's extremely difficult to figure for a dog to figure out a fly. I definitely.

That is the hardest part truly. It's hard for a dog. A dog can't make a reservation for a restaurant. No, they can't do a lot of things. A lot of things a dog can't do, but just straight. Like they can't. They also don't want to do that. They don't want to.

No, you got to lead him to it. So may I ask then? So the man had to be registered as a sex offender. Not yet. And this guy. That's the guy. Oh, holy. You can't. If you look at this man, if you look at this man's face, he looks like, you know what?

Dan Castellanetta. The guy who voices Homer. Oh, isn't that exciting? It kind of looks like the voice of who who voices Homer. Yeah. If the if Dan Gaston on that uh, like getting his asshole absolutely, because number one, you better hope it's just licking.

Because once his dog's teeth getting in there, you know, for a fact, there's going to get some nips. You're going to get a couple of little. You're going to get it too. I like to think about it. They don't know. It's not like how you train someone you're with to not use teeth. So anyway, you go up here to this article here. So this guy again, he worked at Penn State. Now I do recall Penn State's been going through a lot. I have. It has been for a

couple of decades. And I don't know why anyone would still go there. But anyway, um, he has been, uh, he was doing this since 2014. Wow. Penn State says, uh, master's kuska. This is one of the hell's name is him. It's Madsukas has been relieved of his responsibility. No, I like the term relieved of his responsibility. As if it was a burden that we were all faced. Look at that. He was a chemical engineering professor. And he looks, he does look like any politician. He looks like you just walked past him in the street. You really can't trust anyone. I was he, I mean, so anyway, he was 64 years old. He was fun as naked again. Just why did he start

doing this? He was on the Penn State Chemical Engineering website. You're going to want to get rid of him Penn State. He's still on there, he's saying that he's a teacher, they say he's a professor of chemical engineering at Penn State. He's not graduate. No, I'm sorry. And other graduate courses in chemical thermodynamics. No, no, no, no, no, for 20 years. Wait a second.

He's a man who is this asshole, like by a dog. So that's the lead. It's like going back to Lori Valla when they're like, Oh, that shit. They're going back to Lori Valla when they're like, Oh, that shit. The going back to Laurie Valor when they're like, Idaho mom. No, no, no, no, no, no, Jeffery Tuben, no, you're not a legal analyst,

you're a jerker off on Zoom and then who did legal analysts work? Here we go. According to PETA, this is an update. The district attorney's office may be telling people that the warrant was denied in this case is out of his hands. And only also be telling that because the alleged perpetrator apparently placed a dog in the custody of family member, the dog isn't currently at risk. I don't know. We'll technically did. Technically he did

everything. Peter wanted him to do. He says when he was talking with a reporter, I'm done. I'm dead. You don't understand. And as Hedren said, I do it to blow off steam. Just never. But he just do not did. He do go a key key number one. You know what you say in this situation like this? Not me deep fake, right? That's first of all. That's not how I would first say.

Where's all you realized? I was going, not me must be a deep fake. That's what I would do first. Even weirder than I thought. Yeah, the guy yet. You he's saying do it. No, he's doing nothing No, he's he has done this. Oh, yes, he didn't say I did it for eight years So he was where as we mentioned, but I just want to stress one thing. So he's wearing the ski mask

Shoes a backpack. He was not skiing and a wristwatch Just to make sure he was right on time. You don't want to be late Nothing worse than that. So my god, and you see, get off. I mean, I got to be a dinner at six. You're in the rock. It's Ross rock. God damn it.

Nip see take a look. Oh my god. It's a quarter to seven. Alex Trebek's final transmissions on it. I mean, they're replaying. I got to get to my telephage. They say they got him because of multiple trail cameras, right? And it was at the Roth Rock State Forest.

So, my favorite stories. Oh, my, well, that is a great one. All right. Well, my love is sorry. But again, he ended up saying it's a, I'm really in the end, would he's most guilty of his clogging up these hiking trails? And, you know, there's no, the biggest crimes. That is top. That's not even in it. Just the awkward. I don't think he did it on the trail. I think it was

like, oh, no, this is kind of the issue is that this is how they found him. It's that if he just, let's just say, managed to have the fucking necessary. Oh my god. This thing he would have kept doing this. If he did this in his garage, he'd be getting his asshole licked right now. But instead of doing it in his garage, like any normal beast reality, I'm going to say content maker. He would be fine. He would be no one would know. He'd be teaching chemical engineering right now.

Well, apparently he's still as a Penn State. Yeah, I guess he did this near the restrooms. So he did it right on camera. We're gonna he did it right on camera. There's no way. Uh, no way he didn't know. But hey, I guess what? I mean, you might not know that there's cameras in the woods. It's because you're so busy getting your fucking asshole chewed out by a dog.

Oh, Lord. And you are distracted. Oh, my eyes are on the GD price. Oh, right. Well, let's see here. Let me go to a story that scared me. Teenagers are horrible and horrifying. I'm also afraid of each one.

Also wonderful in their own way, but I'm just saying from a general perspective, I said teenager once they have nothing to lose. There is Jack. Does there ever gonna be? They have no idea that there's a future. All they wanna do is ruin everything that they touch. You have the body of an adult in the mind of a child. Usually you think of like, rogue gangza boys.

In this case, it was girls. 18 girls charged with murder in Toronto. This is a horrible story. This story is crazy. 18 girls have been charged with murder in Toronto. This is a horrible story. This story is crazy. 18 girls have been charged with second degree murder for the stabbing death of a 59 year old dude. Yeah, they all stabbed the homeless man that there was not nice. It was not nice. Three, but this is straight up. Remember the horror movie them. This reminds me of that. It was remade as

I think the, oh, some, they remade it with a live Tyler. It was also good. I think the stranger, the stranger, but them, the original, they live with a live Tyler. It was also good. I've heard strangers stranger, but them the original friends much better. It's fucking so fair fucked up. Kids can scare kids care me three girls. Three of the three of the eight were 13. Three were 14 and two were 16. The girls met on social media. Literally have no idea what they do is crime forever. They have no idea. Their brains are destroyed. It is insane. They have been released.

They were released under the Youth Criminal Justice Act. Police have no evidence that suggests the girls knew the alleged victim, but they got it gathered online and they were just like, let's go kill this guy. Some random guy. They called it a swarm. And I guess they just chose this guy because again, it was an easy suspect or he was an easy victim. Rather, it was 10, 15 in the morning. And the man was socializing with another person when the group of eight approached them. The entire incident

unfolded in under three minutes. The man was taken to the hospital, a paramedics, horrible story, and injuries and officers from the 52 division arrested the girls nearby and recovered a number of weapons. I am this is scary or than anything to me. It's very scary. Three 14 year olds and a couple of 16 year olds, you're just like, what the fuck is happening?

I would rather be in a world of ex-cons than around 15 year olds. I'd rather hang up because at least they understand gang bangins away in life, but they ain't a way to live forever. It's also interesting it takes place in Toronto a place that, you know, oftentimes, you know, because they're all just as bad as us. Well, there's just, it's just underneath the surface. Maybe even worse. Very sad.

Yes. Apparently they also stole some booze. Oh, man. So that's not really got to guys guy. What do you want to do there? You see, if you're really trying to get some alcohol, what you're got to do is you got to find a guy named Joel. Yeah. And he said, do some by telling them that you're going to make love to him. But then when he got the booze, yeah, leave him. I ain't right. You'll leave them alone. Yeah. So this is what the cops say. They said, we really can't see what the connection is with these eight young ladies right now, but our sense is right now that there's probably some sort of social media component. They do it.

Guys are more. I'm fucking more. I have a sense when you fucking got a psychic, you're sitting there going, let me just let me think with this could possibly be yeah It's got they're not guess what they do it. Honestly of all the things that they allow social media violence is not one of Oh, you can't even say like Violins you have to call it like violins or some dumb shit Whatever garbage is to call it corn or whatever instead of porn what is happening these fucking people I don't know what's happened or whatever instead of porn, what is happening? These fucking people. What's happening? I just, it's just don't know. Also, this poor victim, he was trying to protect another homeless person. And that was, that was a gal. And that was who they wanted to steal the booze from.

I'm sorry. And then she said he protected me. And then the girls punched him repeatedly. And then she walked away because she was frightened and and one of the eight girls, one of the girls followed her. And then she said that bleeding, bleeding, bleeding. I didn't know if they had a knife, I was just scared. And then they stabbed his belly. It's, it's bad. It's bad story. Your kids need to be locked up. And I think that if you got 16 year olds, even just remind them, tell them the story. And I think honestly, shut her in for the weekend without their knowledge. Why just have them understand, break their spirit a little bit,

have them understand that they have no control for a little bit longer. Until you release them back out amongst the rest of us because you're, I don't know what your kids are doing out there, but they're all getting jacked. It's creating. I see these kids. They're all lifting weights

and they're all shaving their heads. And I don't know what's going on. These kids need to be more scared of adults. And that starts at home. I suppose so. So according to Toronto mayor, John Tory, everyone in our city deserves to be with dignity and respect.

They really got to. I am so saddened to know what happened. And that's why I'm giving free ice cream out to every homeless man. I see. I definitely that's what you get. Good. You get to get in promise there. You get'm giving free ice cream out to every homeless man icy guy. That's what you get good. That's your tips. You can eat it in promise there.

You get nothing but free ice cream. And I'll make sure we fill your mouth with wood. Because as you get here and I want our health program. We would eat there. All right. So that was my story that just horrified me. It's good. I'm not great.

You know what I was horrified by is the fact that anyone would try to sully the good name of Adam Sandler. The fuck would do that even though that one movie wasn't necessarily great. We're doing it. It's our anti-science. What? Jill and Jane. Joe and Jill. Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill. It's kind of funny. It's kind of always. You know what was on the bar. the old screen, they're there to barter. Hmm, little Nikki. Love, and I must say, I love the movie more every time I see it. I love a little Nikki gets better with age, it gets better with age, but this is not Adam Sandler, the actor we're talking about. We're talking about the anti Zionist cookie monster.

Adam Sandler in the Santa Cruz area. I was raised in concerns. People were saying dude I'd engage the man. Honestly, saying a lot of shit that is really, it's hard to hear from Cookie Monster. It is. You know, because again, deeply, I'm going to just say not pro Israel. Still a monster. I'm very much. He's a cookie monster. I'm very much. He's a cookie monster. Don't forget. He would approach people in his sweaty, smelly, low, highly local version of a cookie monster costume. Is this together? Is this together?

Was this out here in California? Oh, yes. So it's a thousand degrees. Can you imagine? This is actually where it's very temperate. And this actually was during the winter time at the time. Oh, okay. Because this is, but he would, but he started in New York as our anti-signness

Elmo. He could make it anywhere. He is a dual coast issue. Well, now I'm looking at the suits between cooking monster and Elmo and I think he just died the Elmo suit blue. It is very, very positive. I think he took the nose off and died it. He's done a couple of these. What they say, would they call it history of unpredictable, vulgar comments

and troublesome behavior? And Adam Sandler, because I guess now it is not, it's not illegal. The yellow should at people know he would yell about how he was going to kill people. That might be illegal. I don't know. Everyone's saying this to your clear of them. What I've heard and side stories, LPL, Gmail.com, tell me if this is true. I believe that he has still been around. He has been around because he accuses people of being good does oftentimes very similar to your maybe future wife Tiffany Gomez saying that this is a your people, people clones and fake people like that kind of style.

Possibly true. But there's a lot of threatening of murders, a lot of threatening of sexual assault and a lot of just overall and tie everyone. Well, this is what's so interesting. So he's been called a serial troublemaker, which is an interesting way of saying criminal. Sure. And we should see these guy like the fun pictures people have in the moments before. There has to be a tablo of the smiling people pictures that he does.

He does make some people smile. It's yin yang. He does say he has no psychological problems whatsoever. No. However, they did get a lot of calls saying that this guy was acting inappropriately. And again, he has been in the East Coast, the West Coast. I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up in Florida. I think he's can end up on this. What's representative is the floor? I think he's going to literally be there and me. He's going to run the state

cookie monster Elmo. I do want to know what's next. If I could interview him, I would just bobo wawa. What's next? What sex for you, Mr. Samo? What's next? Mr. Samo? Because you said some of your PBOs works. But we're now thinking, what's next for you? Yeah. Apparently, uh, he is exercising his first amendment rights. However, if you have concerns about the real, the real he really is like, I think that he is, if he's really getting his first amendment at cardio in there. I mean, he is a cardioid. But apparently, if he does do stuff illegal within a probe behavior, they say, call the Santa

Cruz police immediately. And then there will be right on, taken out the cookie monster. I love it. According to the background, he found cookie monster on the wharf. Then he said that he asked him. He said, you know, I understand, Mr. sendler.

He's looking to make a little bit of money, most likely going through some struggles in life. And find a way to make a few bucks. He's way too sympathetic. That is not New York. New York is no, man. This guy was Elmo.

I got to New York. We've all met this man before. There is no, he must have been. No, this bit is a career criminal. This is a saint, though. This guy, you're talking about this Nick by drone guy, because he said the way he did it was he talked to him about God. I'm about how we need to figure out like kind of what's going on. I'm like, he's like, it. So he said that he actually went as far as I had to say, like, not only was he fine with me, but I made him chuckle a little bit. I would say we can think it's

really funny. And so in a 2015 interview, no, this is a, so K R 2015, K run for interviewed Sandler in 2015. He was dressed as an Elmote at the time. He was on Fisherman's Wharf. And they say that he believed that he was the center of harassment campaign. St. People were coming for him. And he said that he told K RN, okay, he told K R. We might actually have this. people were coming for him. And he said that he told K RN, okay, he told K R. We might actually have this. So should we play this clip? Yes, let's see what he says. Let's see. He's cute, cutly, reddish and adored by children and adults alike.

There are even dolls that allow you to tickle him except for the one that's located at San Francisco's fish and it's war. Yes, it's Elmo. Our Stanley Roberts tracks down Elmo and has a revealing conversation with the man known as evil Elmo in this edition of People Heading Daddy. Tell me about Camp Reap. Rape Camp. Okay, tell me about Rape. In 1999, I did an adult entertainment site in Cambodia.

I wanted to start an outsourcing company that would develop educational media content. And I needed a cash for it. And I thought I was giving opportunities to women who found no other way to make a living, but being prostitutes. You're listening to evil, and it's real name is Get This. Adam Sandler. I'm not making this up. Adam believes he's getting a bad rap. So I asked him why he's knowing for yelling at people, he's holding

a one second business interests were like hiring investigators to put harassment against me when I was doing my Elmo and I give you money and I they were like tell they were like having like 70 people at a time take pictures with me not give me money and block me from doing business angry Elmo evil Elmo mad Elmo whatever his name is he believes what's happy to him is all part of a conspiracy I've been a victim of a harassment campaign I believe by various business interests related to pharmaceutical industry yeah just Michael milking because I've done activist work against them I would love to explain who Michael milking is but I don't have enough time in this segment. So might I suggest you try to Google him?

All right. Anyway, evil Elmo was also busted for an extortion plot against the Gestalt. Yes, remember that? Does that help your intimidating and preproxorcizing my first amendment rights? And I felt that information about companies who may have been bothering me. He was saying that anyway, now that he's here. He was saying that Girl Scout came. Yeah, that was great.

You say that Girl Scout camp cookie. Girl Scout cookies were a front for trafinking Girl Scout. Yes, it's fully loaded. It's the parody to lethal weapon. Oh, yeah, I'm looking at him. That's literally where he got it from. Well, I'm looking at Michael Milken. What is Michael Milken? This is a very long. It's exactly what the got it from. Well, I'm looking at Michael Milken right now. Michael Milken.

This is a very long, that's exactly what the reporter was saying. Oh my God. He's a very complicated. You could see that this guy was in the middle of multiple conspiracy theories, because you said, I'm seeing securities in exchange commission. Oh my God. He's a billionaire. I see there were a den of thieves.

I've seen couples, God knows what this guy is. He does look like an evil piece. He does. I know God knows what he does does look like an evil piece. He does. I know God knows what he does. He sort of looks like the guy in the Elmo mask, but he doesn't need the Elmo as head is large as a bagel. That I will say he is evil. Elmo was mad.

He does. Honestly, after I heard him speak though, he might be on to something. Oh, yeah. Was it WAP camp? No, that was he was on to. Is that what that was the Cambodian? That seems to be him admitting to human sex trafficking. And there's a lot on pack with that. Yeah. I was just more upset. Really. That billionaire. Uh, yeah, he had to get a pardon from Donald Trump. He's a junk bond.

He's not a junk bond king. That's a junk bond. The Michael Milken is self-perceptible. Yeah, he is bad. Yeah, I got notes when he had no ammo. But even if evil, Elmo versus Milken does happen, I actually would have to take evil, Elmo's side. Well, I have to get both,

I have to, we have to get rid of both of them. Yeah, yeah. They both are, it's the suicide squad. You know what I mean? They're on the say, they're fighting against each other, but they are all not on the right side. I mean, I don't know what Michael Mücken does. He doesn't sound cool.

I'm not into it. But evil Elmo is also just like he is. You know, it's hard. Yeah. I'm just trying to make him calm down. Right. Yeah. When he comes on Adam Sandler, evil Elmo, our Adam Sandler. What's going on as far as to say? Adam Sandler, evil Elmo, our Adam Sandler.

What's going on as far as to say? Adam Sandler, the famous comedian, he's not our Adam Sandler, unfortunately, because we don't know him personally. We're much closer to knowing this Adam Sandler than the real Adam Sandler. Yeah, we're much closer to becoming this Adam Sandler. Well, I can see a couple of right turns.

To be fair, I'm not he looks different than I expected. Why do these guys have full heads of hair? That's that's the thing. Just shit that drives me up the fucking wall that this guy's got a full head of hair that he covers with the helmet. If I had hair, I'd show it. Yeah, he has got to be one stinky mess in there. Yes, and yeah, man, he wreaks of alcohol and fucking beoted and also Again, just a little tourist note never take a picture with any of these people They do not want money and if you don't give it to them, they harass you and they ruin your whole trip And they'll kill your family with the thing this I'm again straight up time square if you're in Hollywood and one of these never do it

Just don't fucking touch them. Don't look at them. I know we have friends and are like, we have friends and our real characters. All of our characters. All of our real characters that you can mean say like, but just like, just these things is, you don't know who's under that. We've made that joke several times. You know, when you touch the back of one of these actual costume characters in one of these places, Tom Times Square, Mexico City, when you touch their backs, you feel the man that's inside of the country. Yeah.

And there's multiple pictures of him with children. Yeah. And they're all at waist height. They're all hugging the head face to hip. Seems like that rape camp. It seems very criminal took place in Cambodia. I just sound like, all right. Why start rape camp?

I mean, it seems like the man has a lot of things going on. You don't actually, he probably doesn't need to say. You know, it actually sounds more innocent. Even after saying that, Gabe camp. Yeah. Because that's just innocent. That's consensual gaping. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I see you with the assault rifle. Yeah, Steve Olama. He's doing great. All right. Well, my story here is critics will need some auto like them who needs them. And when I think it's more like fucking suck my ass X you pieces of fucking shit. Well, I mean, oftentimes you're a critic because you can't do. Look at how it is. Hebert Rodriguez. Hebert made one of the worst

movies of all time. And he had the audacity to criticize some of the films that I love the most. I guess what he did horror movies everywhere movie you like damn damn. I'm like, he can't suck dick in heaven because he is dead. He got none of them. But that was sucky. Is that honestly, but he's also. Yeah, yes, they're both dead. But Roger Eber divining of them, I he had he had he tried.

He did make one movie. You may be on the Valley. And people like that movie. All right. So there was this guy and he was German and he had a ballet company, right? And so you put on shows. You do. And there was this one critic of this ballet and he called one of his productions, Boring and Disjointed, okay?

Yeah. Which I can say, if you fucking come up with me aboring boring and a disjointed, again, I'm trying to do anything but be boring. I'd rather be aggravating the boring. I'll kill you. Okay. Right? So then, so because of this, this guy, Mark Gogokie, he's the head of the Hanover State

Opera's Ballet Company. This, this critics showed up to his most recent show and he said, motherfucker Tony's over there. Wow. That motherfucker. He dared to call my fucking shit Tony's over there. Wow. That motherfucker. That's over there. He dared to call my fucking shit. Boring and disconnected disjointed even, even worse. So then he picked up a bunch of dog shit, right?

The director did and he went over to the critic and then he rubbed it all over his face. Got him. And he said, what's boring and disjointed now? I don't know if he said that, but I would assume he did. Yeah, but he'd be in German. So he'd be like, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, yes. And so one of the, um, so the, so, uh, goiki, goiki, he'd express fury over Houston's review. And it was published in the FAS. Is it goiki?

You see, goiki, goiki, goiki, go He was your hit written one alternates between a state of feeling insane and being killed by boredom Yeah, well now you're about to have a bunch of dogs and speared all over your face I think that it's good for people to understand every if go wouldn't say Or somebody who said like to think about Joe Mike Tyson was famous about saying about how people in the internet It's nice because they can safely say wherever whatever they say that being worried about getting punched in the face. Yeah, only Mike Tyson said that. No one else has ever said that. No one's ever said that. And so, but you know, this concept of you're sitting here and you're right in your little doodles. I think it's everybody has a planet to like a punch to the face. Yes, you sit here, right?

And you're like, oh, I know it's best about ballet. And I should know, I have this fucking fat ass and I sit here and I watch it all day. Right? I watch you. Oh, ballet. I know everything about ballet. I watch hours of it. Well, the man he's writing for fast, and then his name is Houston. And this is what he had to say. So I actually understand because it's okay. Fine. You can critique my work art. I don't give a fine. I mean, again, you're fucking whatever. You don't have to walk in my mock sense. But then he says in watching the performance and he compared it to passively watching

the sea from quote behind a glass that to sit in the warm looking at a winter beach like in a permanent state of retirement. That's nerdy as fuck. Oh, was it a woman? Oh, the critic was a woman. It was a woman who was that's why everyone's mad. If it was a dude, people wouldn't be mad. I don't think anyone's mad. They wouldn't be mad that he rub poop in her face because they because it was a lady and they look at her. They're like, no, he's not a lady.

She's a critic. I know. You're telling me, but I'm looking at her. That's a Mima, right? They're like, Oh, Mima's you shouldn't be rubbing shit. Mima says, you know, who also was a fucking Mima? Joseph Mangal is wife One alternative between the state of feeling insane and being killed by boredom. I'm sorry. That's fighting words They're more fighting words for the Rubbin words. It's the ballet. So anyway Huster recounted the incident saying that goiki So anyway, he had suddenly pulled the bag from his pocket with the open side of the bag. He rubbed the dog extra rent on my face when I felt what he had done. I screamed not so bored now.

Not so far you. Bored, no. No. Ha, hey, Dose, I have pip here then. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You won't stink before but you'll stinky now. Yeah, who's to know you about that mud? You're gonna get that mud face.

So Houston was all distressed, right? And you're like, and then she'd leave and you're like, oh, then she's got all the poopboard interface. And I'm like, wait a second, is that the prime minister of Canada on his way to a Halloween party? Hello, well, Justin Trudeau is known to wear black face. He's a total piece of shit. So then she so for the assistant had to go to the bathroom with her and wipe off all the dogs. See again, and then she went to the cops.

That fucking week critic couldn't that's how bad critics are getting anything by their own fucking hands. And they literally couldn't go wash their own dog shit off their own mouth. They need to depend upon the work of somebody else to get their shit across the line. Well, you know, it's again, another example, another example. Unbelievable. Look at that. I'm just I hate seeing how white her face is in that picture. Well, and I hate see, I mean, to be fair, he looks like Dr. Deeter laser. He looks like he's about to sew a bunch of people's assholes together. They're all German. Okay, they're all Germans. Keep that in mind. That's the guy. The belly director does look like he's nice. I couldn't hear a nose go mouth

is wide enough to be the middle. So lastly, the lower Saxony chair of the association of German journalists, do you know what they, his name is Frank Riga? You know what he says? This is nothing less than a, this is this is nothing less than an attack on freedom of press. So there you go. So the dog poopy, that was a story that really got me going. No, you know, in 20, 20, three, it's sort of like I do understand a one way that like yeah, obviously it's a it's a salt and it's an overreaction, but you know, it's the theater. It's the other. Right from North Laid. All right. All right. Here's one that fucking haunted me. We went through a lot of stories.

Again, it's been a long year. It has been seven months and eight months. Dude, we're out. We got four more months of this year left. It really is, but we had a lot of food-based controversies. A lot. You know what I mean? So we dealt with the idea that we know perfected subway as a knowingly not serving too much for years. Nope, and again, it's a protein flake. Their bread has so much sugar in it.

It's technically like cake in every other country. So I could. But I remember one of the biggest things we covered this year was the Buffalo Wild Wings, meaning in a sarcastic way, which you should never do at their bonus wings or not wings, because they say it's true. They are meat collectives.

They are little meat lumps. They are a, they're an aggregate of chicken meat. I mean, that's why I, that's the perfect. I mean, technically they say, oh, America's a melting pot. Why can't America be a Buffalo wild, uh, bonus win. Bring us together and bathe us in that sweet, sweet barbecue. I love nuggies. Yeah. I do too. I'm actually a fan of Buffalo Wild Wings. They always have ice cold beer on tap. It's going to be, you're going to get that C plus experience that only America can bring you.

I don't know. I always remember this because they said they, because they tried to sue them, right? A, an almond halim. He's trying to sue Buffalo, wow. This is a serial sewer, though. Yes, he was. Yes, yes, yes, yes. But he said that the quote unquote, bonus wings were just slices of chicken breast meat deep fried like wings. What's the great?

Because he said it's a clear cut case of false. I also, I wish it was out of one breast. No, it's a goo. I, you know, only think he should have done it. It sounds like he was hungry before he put out the lawsuit where he should have had one of these bonus wings. He would not have gone like that. Exactly. Right. Because but then Buffalo Wild Wings and famously came out responding to the allegations with its two, our boneless wings are all white meat chicken. Our hamburgers contain no ham, Our buffalo wings are 0% buffalo.

All right, I like this response from buffalo. We got it. Honestly, it's all it's judo, but maybe the thing about the internet, you got a judo of these people. You do. They call me with the energy that they think that they're assaulting you with and you give it right back. Steven Sago, it absolutely used his own way

to against himself. Man, you see, I was listening to a lot of that song. You were in here about him, because you know, we went full, like, Jamaican for a while. It was 2004, I believe it was called the Strut. Was it the Strut? Yeah, do you remember that song?

No, I don't remember, but I heard it. You should really listen to that song. No, I just, yep, let's play it. We can play Steven Seagull's The Strut. We're just having a, I believe it's the strut. I mean, what can you say? You know, he just does does it doesn't he? He is a man who it almost is a voice almost Almost an inspiration in that he just does he really he's got to get this ass will look by a dog one day I was to go to the right. I will rewrite it's now rock even sigall biopic and just called just short

Yeah of inspiration just short. Yeah, of inspiration. Just short. And because that's the thing is not it's the it's the slide in the different cultures because he's both Asian. He thinks he's an islander. I have no idea what he actually is to be honest. He is white is all fucking out. I that song doesn't tell me that.

No, I make it even nice. I take a look at the Poonani. He says about the Poonani and then he said the dress is covering the kitty or whatever. He calls it the kitty and he looks at your butt. I mean, again, him dancing him doing the fantastic dancing. And you know, again, those old pictures of him, he was quite a stud. And American born. He is from fucking well, he's American. He's American, he's from Lansing, Michigan. Well, so he knows a lot about culture.

Is this a Michigan, like, is this the official dance of Michigan? What do you mean? He looks like he's doing the diarrhea dance. Yeah, he looks like he's had too much like, you know, what are the call when you do that? They pixie dust. Yeah, he's, yeah, he's definitely slapping himself a bunch. Well, you know what, he's from a man. He is white. He's very uh, yeah, he's definitely slapping himself a bunch. Well, you know what, he's a very much white.

His father, his mother was Irish, his father was Jewish. There you go. There you go. There's always slapping his tits. All right. My next story. This one's actually very good. I would say that this would almost qualify for a hero of the week, although that's not

an official segment on this special episode. No. A single mom, she was bullied and ridiculed as a teenager. Why? Good, I'm pissing her pants. I heard. Right. And so she was pissing her pants. Her name is candy Dixon. Candy Dixon. What is that? I don't know if that's her real name. No, that is. That is her real name. She's 29 years old. She lives in Kambon. She spent years ashamed of her condition name. She's 29 years old. She lives in Kambon. She spent years ashamed of her condition.

Can she get them pissing herself? Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. And she would wet herself in class. And then she would hide her washing from her parents. Yeah, sure. She didn't know she was... She kept pissing her pants. She had suffered from kidney disease.

But she had kidney disease. All right, will that make sense? That makes sense. Yeah, by the time her parents found out, the no mom of three had scars all over her bladder from infections. Oh, that's really sad. And you need to get her fucking kidney removed. That's really sad. Yep. She said, I thought my whole life, I would have live in a bubble where I would never be where I would have to wear a nappy when I go out and, and be ashamed of that. And nappy is a diaper in the UK. Yeah. And she says, I was bullied about it, but my wet knickers are now the reason for me

and the family and my children to be independent and have financial stability. So she learned, yep, because she went on only fans and sells her soiled undies to fans all around the world and in person's everywhere. The things that you hate about yourself and the things that other people say that they hate about you oftentimes are the things that make you most successful. Indeed. So embrace them. There's certain things that bring your flaws closer because certain

flaws are actually really helpful. Something I guess, maybe no one knows money on tap. I also want to say this from Cornwell Live, the title is only only fans mum and bears to about wedding herself for years now sells wet pants. Candy Dixon was once so ashamed of her incontinence that she hit it from everyone she knew. Wow. And now it says very famous for it. And it says now she's inspiring others. So you want to piss your pants?

You want to take, look at them. She's a smoke show. She is hot. And also that also helps. She's hot. But I'm not into the peepie. I'm not really into peepie. No, I know, but I'm saying that it also helps that she's attractive. Yes. She's very attractive. It must be cold out there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She must be nervous. She's very, you know, she, I, oh, yeah, panties. Yeah. I mean, well, they got to stop up the pants. You can't have small panties for this expenditure. No, whatever. I would honestly would never truly, that's just business sense.

Honestly, and I really appreciate that from a merch standpoint, because stongs just literally can't absorb enough piss. Right. Of course, you need more fabric to absorb the pants. But they cost the same price. That's again, she is setting what she's got to get. She's got to get like just a little bit. She's got to, you know, when you wear a shoe

that's a little bit too big, then she can just piss herself, it goes right down the ankle, it goes right to the shoe, drill a hole in the bottom of the shoe. Next to, you know, she, no one will even notice. I just decided to apply shoes that half a size. I'm now deciding I'm going for bigger shoes.

You've been wearing the wrong size shoe? Well, I have, normally size nine fits me, but then I've been wearing a wrong shoes. Well, I have normally size nine fits me, but then I've been wearing a bigger shoes and then putting in soles in them, and they actually fit much more comfortable in this room for my toes. Interesting. All right, so that's the moment.

That's what you need. And then for the old nineties that I'm trying to get rid of, if you go to only fans slash Henry Poo's, I'm gonna be shitting along my old shoes and I'm gonna be sending them out because honestly, it seems like again, I'm sitting on a brown goldmine

Yeah It's liquid gold Yeah, cuz I fun get who man sometimes it comes out of me and you know, I know buddy That's you've been really discussing that quite a bit lately. I've had it fucking I've been having tummy issues All right the last story I want to go to is, you know, we've covered a lot of territory. Yeah. Especially over the last couple of years, there's been a lot of things get really nuts. This one, like, just kind of stuck out, like, I was going through all the emails, it was

like, what do I remember? And I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot because it was a certain term in this article that reminded me of this, which was surgeons extract condom wrapped banana a man ate and what he called a hormonal rage. Oh, that's right. I remember this one. It was for this one. It was like a 34-year-old man.

He had to be hospitalized. He ate a banana wrapped in a condom in a fit of rage, which resulted in a serious bowel blockage. Apparently, he just fucking slammed it. Oh, we've done a little way out. Yeah, yeah. Well, now why the condom on there? I don't know.

I guess it was maybe to help the Loub just try to get it down more. There we go. He said that he just don't really know. It's six months to continue endorsing. Oh, man. Cause this bubble game back. Oh, yeah, you see that? Yes, it does.

It looks like it looks like one of those, uh, Hagen Dines chocolate bars gone horribly wrong. But I actually wonder what they keep saying, I guess that's why there was no other details. I was looking up the details. He said he had a history of depression, the patient. And then I've heard, then we got the response afterwards, which is that apparently, which is true,

is that there are men and some, some people out there, people that do enjoy the act of choking on a thing, like sucking on a banana or a thing while you're jerking off at the same time. Right? That's what you do. You stuck some of your butt hole while you're sucking on the thing, right? Okay. And so it sounds like this guy just got lost in the sauce.

Yeah. He just was sucking and sucking and sucking on the first side of it and then he just slid into his gallet and then whatever he was buffing on the other side, I guess, he either came out or they're saying to might have went the other way. They're also saying that like, you know, they're saying they had to pull it out of him. They pulled it out of him. Yeah. It looks like that they did pull it out of them. But they also slammed it up inside of him. He sounds like he looks like he was mashing up the banana inside of this condom and then sucked it all the way down.

But you know, hey, again, whatever keeps you from trying to kidnap a governor. Yeah. Yeah. This is really good. Like this is what you got to do. Keep yourself focused on what matters, what you could control. And if you guys this guy isn't a governor. I mean, you know, I think a lot of governors, I wish that they had his healthy have activities as this. I was like activity. Yeah, I'm looking at the banana there in the in the condom was like, oh, I must have been an old banana, but then I realized this probably all shit.

It was inside of him. Yeah. Well, I think that it's the actualers mouth. It looks like the banana itself was sous vide inside of his own gut juices. Because they pulled that thing out of it, which in the condom kept the acid from the belly getting into the condom to get to dissolve the banana. So it looks like he just matched up the banana on his own in order for him to force it down his throat.

Oh, man. Hey, good on you, buddy. Because as long as you're allowed, you're completely allowed. I salute you. All right. Well, I guess the last one nail. Okay. Well, there's one where this X deputy is a total sex feed. And he, uh, there was a bunch of semen in a cupcake.

Yeah, the semen in the cupcakes one, but he's gonna put a present for life. Yeah, Dennis Dennis Wallace Perkins. It's sentenced to 100 years. How many you guys don't particularly understand how like sometimes you ask questions about like, oh, if you study, if you covered stories, you like, oh, you covered the story twice. Do you have any, how many of very similar stories we get? This country is absolutely fucked.

Yeah, his, his, and I mean across humans. I'll say, I'm sorry, it's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, more than one of those. You all, there's been several gifts. Well, this guy, this shit's real man. And I don't know whether or not we're setting trends that people are copying or it's, but humans, strangely, that's why you guys all get nautissie about chat, cheap, actually, humans are fairly predictable. And there's a lot of evil. I'm more bringing chance. Pt into it. The evil emuls.

There's just one evil mo that is getting covered. Oh, okay. So this guy, he was all the, he was also charged with a bunch of child porn, 75 criminal charges. And then his wife, Cynthia, I see Perkins, she served Seaman in the cake batter. And then she gave it to her Westside junior high school students. So I find you also played guilty. So anyway, that story was fucking disgusting. If you're guilty of one, you seem to be guilty of multiple. Yeah. Like it's never just

one. I feel like even that would be nice. But it was just a seamen based prank. At least that least we had one. Well, yeah, it's feeding us. That's not right. That's a felony. Yeah, that's not the part that far thing. Oh, then my last last thing is this guy 32 year old Joby pool. Um, he ended up stealing a bunch of eggs because he wanted to have a fun for Easter. Still, um, so he allegedly stolen many van that contained 200,000 Cadbury cream eggs. Yes. Um, yeah. And then he brought it back, right? And they go and they try to find it and they can get it back. And he was going to run a whole Cadbury cream. It was pretty cool. A line of like a black market. He allegedly used a metal grinder to break through

a gate and into the truck. The extravagant theft took place on Saturday, 11th and February different sort of crime. Yes. Indeed. And all he wanted to do was just steal a bunch of Cadbury eggs. That's it. It was 40,000 British pounds or 48,000 dollars. So that's kind of an innocent story. That's, that is a criminal. I can sort of understand. Yes. You just wanted a bunch of people to have eggs. I know. I've thought about this real eggs, but I've been contemplating the concept of like, you know, these wacky beef trucks, man.

They're vulnerable. I never saw one before. They advertise all time. Look, those sluts. No, but you never see anything as wagoo in it. Oh yeah. What is? No, I don't think so. Oh yeah. You never seen a meat truck. I don't think so. You never look at one of those meat trucks. They go like, I don't know what a meat truck is. Listen, right? The guy gets a cut, driver gets a cut. Yeah, but there's a lot of cameras and a couple of cops in, right? Yeah, I but we all gets a cut. Yeah, but there's a lot of cameras and a couple of cops in, right?

Yeah, I bet we all get a cut. There's no fucking insurance. If you're having liquid dumps, I like, Wago is fine, but it's not an everyday meat. And if you eat a six ounce Wago, you're going to shit blood. It's a victimless crime. Well, the Wago, the cow. No, but it's already dead.

That murder is already happened at that point. It's already dead. It's a victimless scorn. Well, what about everybody gets me? No, because yeah, but what about the bizarre meats? For example, in Las Vegas, who was waiting in the way, because there's people like you who want to go there and myself. Sure. Yeah, but then, but then we would have a big. They just got people in the system. They just got people to the Robin Hood. Oh, meats. There you go. The Robin. Because I guess what I will do. Yeah, I might, you'll get some slices and we'll get some meat. I'm not sure if I want your stolen.

You're just going to get the meat and you're just going to not get any fucking questions. That I do do. That I can do. You see again, that's how you do it. Thanks for the meat. That's all you have to say. Thanks for the meat. Congrats.

Where'd you get the meat? No, I say, whoa, whoa, buddy. Should have asked. Thank you. All right. Now you've been in, know you business, right. Should have asked. Thank you. Now you've been in it, know your business, right? That right there. Stay less. That's not, say less.

That's not your business, right? Or it's like, what's a, don't, how are we gonna, we don't, do this. Peace out my leg and tell me it's right in. Yep. Sure. All right, everyone, well thank you for listening to this special episode.

I'm really surprised. You don't wanna be more in on this. I know, I do wanna be in it, but I'll, So it takes us one shipment of beef, and I need it. I just don't wanna to be more in on this. I know I do want to be in on it, but it all takes is one shipment of beef. I just don't want to go to prison for a while. Some are made. No, we got the cops in. I saw them.

The guys that count. I feel like the guys that are going to go in on this are going to be the same cops that are like snitching real fast. But then what happens is that we go into court, right? Everyone's coming for us, but what we then reveals that we did a cookout for Skid Row with Wagyu beef. They never had it. That's going to help. They never had this shit before.

We get them all this like premium cut. Yeah, I don't do things. I don't think that's going to help them. The $5 sound coagul. Yeah, of course not. Right? Yeah. I had a deal with it.

I'm a lovely, a homeless woman. Well, I was leaving the weed store to the day and And she was like, hey, it's my birthday. I get a joint. Right. And I had bought a couple of big blunts, right? Oh, yeah. And I was like, yeah, sure. And I went to go give her the blunt.

And she grabbed my bag of the weed. I bought a bunch of weed. She grabbed it in my hands. And we were both shoes going like, ah, ah, I'm telling you, seal from me right now. I was like, ah, you're fine. You're fine. That, ah, I gave her the blunt, right? And. You're here, you're fine. That, ah.

I gave her the blunt range. She took the blunt. And I was going to go leave. And she's like, wow, I got high, how you wow. And I was like, nothing. You just take that. And she was like, I suck you dick. Oh, wait.

And I did. So again, that's what I'm doing. These guys, but it was a crazy one. And all the key for shit. I hope it doesn't turn her into a full schizophrenic. I'm pretty vulnerable. It sounds like maybe that wasn't the best thing together But I'm like, we'll do that for wagon these guys and never I would have preferred you give her wagyu because I can't live I can't go. Yeah, but something like this again

I can give you a whole block I mean all of a sudden I'm sitting here like we're in court, right? And everything we're heroes then and then they're not gonna be able to turn us back because again We didn't look for money. We're just trying to get the meat. Well, that is one Possibility of what could happen if you stole a bunch of meat from a way goo meat truck. It's a victimless crime It is now. It's the same as sex work. Oh Thank you all so much for listening. I'll say hail yourselves I don't mean we'll see you when we're back next fucking week magus. Dalatians. Thank you all so much for listening. Nelson, hail yourselves everyone. Hey, we'll see you when we're back next fucking week.

Mugus installations, thank you all so much. We've been here, though. Hope you're having it. So it's like, we didn't leave. Hope you're having a wonderful summertime. We've been here the whole fucking time. We've never left. Fall is looming.

And it would be dark soon. And just so you know, all fall. We're at the next month. We're gonna have some fucking very, very, very, narrowly true crime I'm very excited. I feel so old. I can't believe it's already almost like October, Halloween Yeah, you're 49. I'm 42. Yeah, 42 No, I'm 42 now fuck every year. You add one all right everyone. Thanks for listening. There's a

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