Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Strange Clouds

Episode Date: January 18, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including the reddit conspiracy connecting Mysterious Booms, Cryptids, and Bryan Kohberger, 25 passengers injured after Hawaiian Airlines plane is struck with a giant purple plume cloud, the fake suicide scam of author Susan Meachan, Woman with chronic kidney disease empowered by selling her wet underwear on OnlyFans, stoned seniors, listener emails, and MORE!

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You know you're gonna put some black in there spout on out on our little buddy. You are a little girl Yeah, it's really good. It reminds me of some of the fantastic food we had in Las Vegas this past weekend Vegas we kept the lights going. I want to say we did my losses alone in Vegas this weekend I hope it kept one letter of the Tropicana sign lit for an hour Maybe one light bulb in that letter of the Tropicana sign was lit for one hour because you lost all of your money playing three-card poker However, at one point you're up. Welcome to side stories everyone. I never was I never was once I lost money from the fucking second I stepped into the casino, but Sina Ghaznavi from fraudsters He won. We gotta come we're looking for him

Just so you know if you were if you know and you see Sina Ghaznavi somewhere out there He was with us in Vegas. He went a lot of money in Vegas Get him up for cash go get him and because he knows how to flip it three times. He runs fraudsters. Welcome to side stories He will love that. I also I'm doing my dry jam But I took a small break of course because it's love it in Las Vegas and if you're sober in Las Vegas It's a crime. Yeah, I have to say I jumped right back into the deep end and now it's been about 36 hours It's my last drink. I'm still hungover. I still hungover It's something no, I can hear it in your voice and that's why we're professionals at talking because no matter how we feel physically

Our lips still arrive to the microphone. Absolutely. All right, everyone. Well, we have some fantastic stories for you We got a lot of stuff. I don't know if they're fantastic stories But they are stories of the human condition aren't they we really do I want to say we got some good ones got some interesting stuff First up up top. I want to say that we did we have been kind of loosely covering the brain co-burger We were And we were fooled by some propaganda last week. What happened? We just got some things wrong Because I don't know because the other thing you guys look to us, right? And you say like oh, you know like your bastions of information the thing is a thing of a kissle first of all

He's the center of how many controversies we've had just on this network alone. He's the center of mattress gate No, that's not even a controversy part of a whole yeah, you that was your Chris Christie like moment for the network No, absolutely not you were a mattress gate was I got a mattress from Casper mattress Jackie asked for it I said I can't give it to you because I desperately need a mattress. Wait a second. Who am I hearing Oliver North testimony? What are you talking about poop pooped in the tub, right? That was also a thing kissle was there for you who was I Honorated but you're the one who admitted to it in jest or not where there's smoke. There's fire Because I want to say because he's a flip-flopper. He's a flip-flopper where there's poop. There's fart

All right, so just know that we're trying to cover it I think we're gonna get back to covering the co-burger case once it's kind of add on the trial Let's get to the trial where people are under oath and they can't legally lie Then we'll get into it, but it is really interesting I do have some really really great information They do want to share because me I'm just a whore for attention and money We know I will suck the dick of any fucking Cockroach that will allow me to get ahead in this life and you know that about me and you love that about me because why?

I'm too real to be adjusted to the industry Cooker Roach, of course, that's why Henry's favorite band is still Papa Roach. This is my last resort And that's what I said the last time I went on a vacation to Mexico Papa Roach They need they need to partner up with Margaritaville Papa Roach means Margaritaville Papaville we actually had a really good concept in Vegas and yeah, we were hammered and maybe in a little bit of mushrooms It was a good idea Marthoritaville Marthor Stewart's Margaritaville. I could see that working actually. We're picking up the the we're picking up the the The old

Crushayan woman that needs a place to go once her husband goes to the cigar bar to go have sex with men Martha's cooler than all of us combined. Absolutely, but I have some really breaking news about the co-burger case again You come to this website. You come to this website, okay? This is website website you come here because you expect nothing But high-grade up-to-the-minute information that you might that sometimes gets it's a weekly podcast Second, it's not up to the minute the co-burger We talked about the idea was that he was yelling things in jail that got debunked a couple other things got debunked But guess what man things shave around, but you know, it didn't get debunked. So you remember when I covered the beginning of this month

Mysterious booms in Idaho, right? Yes, it's mysterious booms. We talked about this And you know we covered a little bit about you know kind of in general about how booms are seen around the country Not just boomerous sights and on those on television. That's really a fantastic kind of a sports reference I'm more of a reference towards a commentator at this point I will say when it comes to the booms of Idaho, perhaps someone's just playing Street Fighter very loud But this thing is Kissel said what if it wasn't just mere explosions, but they were doors Opening to and I mean this and I get this information from the height of reddit All right, this is wow bigfoot's released from the caverns of the hollow earth that have gone and have murdered these precious coeds

You know It is I am just saying here because there's also some if you look up some of this and this is not debunked No, I'm actually not going to allow this bigfoot slander. No, no, no, it's you will actually piss me off big foot I don't give you fuck what co-burger yelled in jail, but you're gonna malign my cryptid My people scripted the big foot said nothing the big foot was a part of the scenario saw what was going on and did not decide to Disclose just how deep this conspiracy went for we never do that because they knew what thinking about bigfoot is They know how to keep a secret, right? They don't talk. We don't know. That's that's how good No, they telepathically will engage with the person, but they do not actually speak you be surprised. They go

Oh, that's a yell. That's a yell. You're right, but I was gonna say again that is up to the minute real information We know that now for a fact and now it's time for us to begin our free brian co-burger The whole campaign we're gonna free him because we know for a fact that it was shadow people that were caught on camera By the same so basically there was a bunch of like street cameras and they saw a couple of blobs and some guy was like Those be cryptids and then he said booms. He's a big boom boom boom would that mean encrypted cryptid live in hollow earth And encrypted he go up to top of Idaho and he go maybe go me get out me get out and then when he get up Right, he were like oh me kill girl me good girl because again for some reason he has decided as cryptid That he's some kind of like even though cryptids never killed anybody with a knife before they don't need to use a knife again

They're super humor super. They are entities that have more super powers than we so this is you Attempting to cover up the most mundane mistake that we possibly could have made because I also believe everything we say So you do believe it was indeed big but I think that now I am I have now This is me now This is what I'm when I go to the trial because again because Christian trial. I don't think it's gonna happen I think the Christian trial may they may not make it. I think that they may just kind of plead out in a way I don't know what they're gonna do But I think they're gonna go to me

So I need to go to a trial this year. I've been itching to go to one They're fun to do like you go you hang out you can pick it And so I feel like this is my way to get on tv at the trial. Well, that'll be great for you is of course I'm just trying to get eyeballs on the show. Well, Henry. I have something to tell you about the future Oftentimes people think the future means that things are gonna be better No, but often many times But uh, usually it's not the case. No, I mean well these things are different It's not really crime in a sense that anything is being done illegally

But it's a crime against the life just a crime against the world It's a crime against comedy And it's a crime against entertainment and it's just a crime against humanity susan serendon Susan serent Wait, so you're coming up my one of my favorite pair of septinarian boobs that exists that you're gonna come at this woman I know she's got some weird politics and stuff, but I'll still like I'm not hearing what she's saying The politics are the best part about her and I'll tell you one thing. She's crazy. That's the best part about her I'm not a huge fan, but anyway

Uh, new york city. They have a comedy club. They did it's called carolines. Oh, you know what? It's kind of I do you know what carolines has been replaced with we're about to I know I know we're about to head into like real comedy and comedians Podcast territory where we talk about inside baseball This is not inside baseball. This was in this was in the middle of time square because it's one of the most famous comedy clubs of all time It's not even just the most famous. They were truly good to the comics of all of those types of places I don't know. I did well. We didn't try we didn't really try to get past there. I did a bringer which was hilarious I did a full stand-up set where I made it up for 10 minutes That was like so I think that was where I met my like my axis or I met somebody

It's like a whole like fun scenario in there. They were really good to murderous They booked us like three times. We bombed we just bombed they hated us Murderous comedy in time square. They don't want they don't want your alt Like comedy there sketch comedy and stand-up doesn't necessarily go hand-in-hand with the minds of the consumer Caroline's leaving new york city is one of the worst things to happen to comedy in a long time because it's very very sad It just tells you it's impossible to have any kind of restaurant or comedy club in new york city Which is a massive problem unless of course You're a ping-pong bar. I can't believe this whole concept has now

I overtake in Caroline's and I didn't know there was enough ping-pong enthusiast To have a ping-pong bar. There isn't um, you just missed me just falling out of my chair No, I'm literally reacting to it. You didn't even you didn't say I don't react because it's a it's an audio medium and so the idea of walking into a bar and you just your crap It's no it's something unless it's done by boobies. No, it's not no and um, so I just want to say r.i.p To um, Caroline's to fun to be anything remotely cool in Times Square because that was probably one of the coolest like All the dwindling places to go that are remotely acceptable in Times Square. That was one of the last ones It was just 40 years. It was just one of those classic. It's pure history. Yeah

It smells like spilt beer and bombing but also laughter. So Susan Sarandon Co-founded this is just why I brought her up, you know, it's a 14 000 square foot space And it's gonna charge 60 bucks per hour. Are you per table? So what can you tell me what psychopath? I could do anything else for 60 bucks an hour You could go and get an absolutely satisfactory handjob under a bridge for 20 bucks You can literally get that three times a day You have an idea how much more fun that is than paying money to stand outside with a bunch of strangers playing ping pong That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. There already was a ping pong bar on the lower east side

I remember I went to it and it was absolute hot fucking garbage. It's disgusting. I do understand. It's a fun idea Whatever, but you're also we're replacing one of the most beloved entertainment institutions in the country with a ping pong bar Nobody likes it. Nobody cares about it. I have just never heard of a ping pong bar It's there wasn't a lower east side There was one and it was a it was kind of a mess because the problem is the drunkard you get The worst you get at ping pong and so most of the time where people are just chasing around ping pong balls It's kind of like it's like if it's basically the three stooges owned a bar, right? So anyway, if you are a ping pong enthusiast, you can go spend 60 bucks an hour

Or you can just buy a ping pong table and have people over at your house a ping pong table and look it up I think ping pong table literally cost $150. I don't understand any of this take it outside Just take it outside if you're gonna do it. I know if you have an apartment if it's small I'm gonna see how much this is. Well, well the higher end ones. It can be very expensive, right? I'm wrong Okay, I'm fucking wrong but a higher ones can be expensive, but still it doesn't matter fucking just sit in a bar Well, either way dance Go dance and sing karaoke No, you with people not really crime related just a crime against humanity and then just lastly in a scary story from new york

Plains almost collided when one plane was taken off and another plane was I don't want to hear about it There you go. Thank you. I don't want to hear about that. I really that's kind of one of those things I just don't you don't like to hear about that I just try to you know what I did do yesterday what a youtube safest seats on a plane because these people crashed planes I'm perfect. They say first class dies first Sure, they are they are always that it's technically the most dangerous seat I forget the seat they said which I probably should have remembered But it's somewhere in the middle and it's like maybe the exit. Well, I'll say the exit row

Well, what do you Fernando? What do you think? Exit row because again, you decide to live you decide who lives or dies And guess what every single time and I'm gonna tell you this right now Maybe it'll get me in trouble, but I don't care because I'm feeling a little bit out of pocket today Because guess what they asked me to save everybody on that plane. I say yes. It's a fucking lie Well, I'm gonna need you to prove me why you can why you should go on I never fully understood how that much responsibility is given to any passenger because most of the time people are sitting in the exit row Because they're let's just say they need the room. They're tall and uh, or they are just they're just you know

They they struggle the one thing about the exit row seating. Obviously. Yes, you are a hero They still serve you a copious amounts of booze That's the thing you get just as drunk because you deserve it because of course again You're the last line of defense between the planes the people on the plane and death But the nice thing is they do they scream directions at you and they say verbally say yes, and then you have to say yes I understand. Yes And then that makes you a hero, but I immediately forget Uh, I want to actually talk about then we'll talk about this

This was a very interesting kind of mysterious story involving planes And now a plume like cloud It shot out of the ocean in front of a hawaiian airlines flight and they don't know what's happening This is this is fucking weird. There's on december 18th. It was a flight from phoenix to hanalu lu Uh, which is just like what an upgrade. All right, honestly seriously And so you get on that plane and it was a great thing. You know, I mean you we we complain, right? I mean, I try not to I really try to be count my blessings complaints I have never heard him complain. What do you I'm not a complainer

No, you tell me I am not a complainer I am not a complainer You know, Henry is fucking lying. I am not a complainer. I I've gone through hell and I'm not fucking said anything What I am saying is this you just complain about the ping-pong bar But it's like 15 minutes. That's not a complaint. That is a proper assessment of it's it's it's I don't even like carolines I was never passed there. It was just it's a ping-pong bar that replaced an institution that it had It was just it had history. It's just bizarre reason to do it. It's just bizarre. No, it's dumb Anyway, I'm just saying from going from phoenix to hanalu lu

That's very nice. It's very nice. And so it's like we live in a time now where you can do that. Yeah, how grateful should we be? Yeah, you're talking about since 1935. No, we cannot fly from phoenix to hanalu lu in 1935 I'm just saying when did Elvis go the invention of when did Elvis go? Elvis I don't think that was the 60s. That was the 60s. Yeah, but I was back when planes were actually nice That's when a plane was like you got to go and you smoke all of the people They give the secrets to the kids. You fucking the pilots drinking That was when men were free and women weren't as free. But at the same time We were all having fun. Sure. Sure

All right, so this is a story about our planes And so this guy this summer 19th, they said that so they're on this fight and everything was fine Whatever and then they said passengers like one of these passengers always about 40 minutes before landing They looked out and they saw the only way they could describe it was a vertical tube like cloud That came out of the ocean and the pilots said they didn't know what the hell what happened They saw this thing go through and so they just it was too late for them to divert around it because as we know like There if you're coming in on the landing, then you go back into the pilot's hands, but I do believe and I've said this misinformation before But you know, I don't know how difficult it is to like off-road once it's on it's like autopilot

Like how do you then make a quick swerve or whatever? I think that they just have to hit a button But they also you want to be careful because remember that one buffalo plane when the wings froze and then they had plane crashed into a house Yeah, it's very scary. I hate all of these stories. Yes, but they said it hit this column of cloud and then the uh the Turbulence that happened was so bad. It hurt 25 people inside of the plane. They got stitches They were really really fucked up. Really six people out of the hospital. Uh, it was because where did they land? In Honolulu. They did because they did end up making it all the way to Honolulu. They were 40 minutes outside of it They were oh, I see the Pacific ocean. They were really so at least they landed Honolulu. Yes, they did

But they got fucked up inside of it But it's really weird because they don't know where it came from. They said it was some kind of we another sort of like They said what's the term and it was really um, no, no, no, no, Honolulu Severely convectively induced turbulence. I think that term every day Every day, I think severely conductively induced turbulence Well, I would say once Natalie once I get her down in her laundry right now They are done in the bed The first thing I do is prepare for some severely convectively induced turbulence

And then I just shake the mattress. Yeah, because people had a horrible time And shake the mattress as she falls off the edge. Absolutely. Well, that's great. I am not a uh, some people They pretend like they're not scared. You're allowed to be scared in a plane during turbulence No, you should be. Well, I grip that I try to I try to fall asleep. I try to fall asleep. It's hard Um, I grip the chair. I drink a booze. That's how I do But unfortunately, you know, and a lot of people have that available to them, but booze helps Um, uh, you know what helps practical jokers Really does help kind of wonder

Like they're they're impractical jokers. They're impractical. It's your favorite show and you don't you completely got the name wrong It's literally my favorite show. It's the only comedy. If it was practical jokes, it would just be really practical Yeah, because it would be weird. Yeah, practical jokes means they show up and they're like helping you with your taxes and stuff But there's another there's another purple cloud story that happened not too long ago Like only like the beginning of the very end of last year. It was in Chile I know this like purple cloud like look at this shit. Just like this weird Like it is kind of cool looking, but it just showed up and they don't know what the fuck it was There was another one. They said that they think that it was they said it was they

That was due to a failure of a motor and an impeller pump in a mine All that with just one of them. I don't know. Okay, but it's weird. Did you hear this story? So january 16th 2023 history was made Scientists were able to redirect lightning strikes using a weather control and super laser to do to where this is completely true It was in Paris France Scientists in France have created a way to divert lightning strikes using a weather control and super laser

What are we trying to do? We're not that in danger of lightning Right, I mean, I don't know if you can do it with lightning Maybe you could help the folks in Kansas who live in tornado alley So it was with the Polytechnic Institute of Paris They guided the strikes from thunderclouds to places where they didn't cause damage The team says the new technique could save power stations airports launchpads and other buildings So that could actually keep you from getting to your flights delayed and shit. I bet I bet either could suck the lightning out or something like that That's cool. It's very interesting. This is the kind of shit

I was hoping we would get to in 2023. This is the type of like, why don't we have Fernando, why don't we have massive weather manipulation? Well, we have it now I have stories lpotlgmail.com. That's my thing in LA. Why can't like we obviously we also saw them They were redirecting asteroids and things like that as well. Oh, yeah, you bumped off the archery They bumped the the asteroid off trajectory. We know that we can do that only cost a billion dollars But we did it but my question is why can't we get why can't we get consistent rain in LA with fake clouds? I am so sick of the rain right now. Right now. It's good. I'm glad we needed it It's a meme now go back to the drought. I want the drought. No, it's coming back

It's already over but the rain's over but the thing is why can't we get more consistent rain using science clubs? Why can't science make good rain maybe in the future? Well, I'm gonna I actually have a story here as well talking about American water But anyway, the system creates a virtual lightning rod metal conductors that intercept flashes And then they guide it like a little guide. They say come over here lightning That's cool. And then the lightning goes and you know blows I mean, they could to be honest with you at some point use this as a weapon hit the white house Which is good. That's fantastic. Yeah, that's a great idea, which of course is inevitably what will happen with everything Dude, just hit it. That's a fucking old man. That's a good fucking action movie villain, dude

And the idea his whole thing they call me the weather babe And his whole thing is that he just keeps it like you think you can stop me I will bring the you and down with my thoughts of lightning And then you have a guy who's like all static electricity or something he can suck up the electricity himself What's the opposite of lightning? rubber Mr. Rubber and rubber man gets in there man. I'll do this forever. I don't need to do real radio I guess rubber man versus lightning dude would work. That's cool. That's a fucking that's your show right there

According to dr. Aurelian horde He says the findings extend the current understanding of laser physics in the atmosphere and may aid in the development Of novel lightning protection strategies really interesting. I didn't know that we were in so like I mean, I truly did not know that we were so in danger of lightning Like as a whole. Yeah, it's still it's dangerous. I mean, we're fixing the ozone holes regape ungaping We did that one. I don't know. Remember that we fixed that was the biggest danger. I don't I think that they just stopped talking about it I'm gonna say this if you are Over the age of let's say 35 the only thing that you were ever told as a child was that that ozone hole

There was an ozone. There was a whole new ozone layer. Yeah, and it was gonna fucking kill all of us I think we just stopped talking about it. No, well, we did they're saying that it's healing because we stopped using the proper hair sprays But it just shows we can do anything can't we girls? I think it might be uh, I think that might be made up But anyway, according to dr. Horner, I have only said correct things on this show ever You blame the murder of four people on a cryptid. I read it on the internet on red So I know for a fact that it is real. I heard the booms. You heard the booms. I just saw the smudges on that shriek video We know for a fact that those are cryptids and that they are hungry for human flesh Yes, and even though they've never killed anyone ever before

They did it night. Oh anyway, according to this dude. He says the findings may pay of a new way For better lightning protection methods for critical infrastructure such as again power stations and launch but again, they will just No, I didn't know they will just end up uh, they'll end up making a weapon out of it at some point But anyway, I thought that was kind of cool fingers crossed now. Here's another story this woman I Again you in love. I know are you in love? unfortunately, no, I uh, so We're

We're spinners and weavers of tails sure right look at us I don't view us and are very like Essential nature as as people as artists is that we're storytellers, right? Like that's why I view anything under I say when legally like this is how the government Knows legally anything that comes out of my mouth. It's a story. It's satire. It's satire. It's allegory. It's too deep for them to understand It's never what it is on face value wink wink wink never once right I can't wait for George Santos to use that as his excuse for lying About how he became a member of the house of representatives. I want someone to hit him in the face with a boat ore

I think that that man needs there's very few people that really hit with the Yeah, you need to be rolled around on the ground by a bunch of like big adults and need to like do what happened to me when I was in That day camp where they all stripped my clothes off of me and laughed at my penis I feel like that could help that could help some guys need that I honestly think that in a way like now it's like it was like trauma like what happened to me Yeah at the same time. I think it also made me stronger in a way Yeah, now this is the story of a woman that this didn't happen to but this is again This is another storyteller

So maybe this files under stories that she has told that some people got mad about but But this is how she's telling her story now the the writer is Susan Meachin Now she quote-unquote died by suicide in September of 2020 It turns out Not Not december of 2020. Oh, yes. Now. So this is a bit she's been holding onto this con for a while Oh, yeah, so she went and she basically said um Out of nowhere. This was like a couple weeks ago a message on her facebook fan group came out that said

I debated on how to do this a million times and I'm still just not sure if it's right or not She wrote on facebook There's gonna be tons of questions and a lot of people leaving the group I'd guess but my family did what they thought was best for me and I can't fault them for that Let the fun begin. She's at the end because she's uh, she is a shitsturer and a mean person So she when we say author like is she self-published? Did anyone read these books? She had a fan base, right? There was enough of it. So she said according to though the way those story rolls out is that according on september 2020 The only picture they found to put on top of this story was her slightly being strangled by a snake

That I believe that is her facebook picture It is not flattering To say the least it does it is not a flattering picture. All right. All right. No Now they are this story's open september 2020 when her quote-unquote daughter posted on a facebook fan group for her mother's writing Called the ward that meeting and died by suicide. All right And they said that but the main thing is that not only that she died by suicide That it was because of internet bullying right and internet bullying made her kill herself now This is like I mean honestly internet bullying is horrible and it's really terrible

So she took that very serious horrible thing that happens And then she was like let me flip this reverse it and I'm going to get everyone to be like We really miss her so bad and then what did she think was going to happen because it's the problem too Is it not only does it make the yes the audience feels more quote-unquote sympathetic for the person that was bullied and then committed suicide But the thing is is that it's also the her friends fellow authors then kind of cannibalize each other to be like who was bullying this person And so the whole community sort of kind of bullied each other And about who was bullying her and so everyone because no one was no one was bullying this woman But all of these people then began to accuse each other of bullying this woman to death

In a public forum right to cause a lot of problems, right? Good. Good. Um, and so perfect Perfect way to handle that perfect way to handle it another author basically came out and said now when it came out That one of her own had taken her life that was destructive enough and we were grieving for that alone All right, and then all the finger pointing started and it drove a huge wedge in the community and then lasted for months now the thing was that hold on a second authors By nature you got to sell the books. They do not have community because authors introverted They

I don't believe that authors authors cannot know much like professional bowlers You do not have a community. Well, you're a bowler. You're a lone wolf You've got 10 pins to take down every single time with that ball. You don't have a Bowling community when playing competitively. I feel that this is a big I don't think writing is competitive I think that you're right about bowlers. I don't think it is competitive with writers I think that there's room for everyone in the tent how many books do you read a year? I mean you read I read many books. Yes, but how many don't you because you're reading the current book that you're reading What?

competition That's interesting That's a really interesting concept if you're reading a book. You're not reading somebody else's again He was the fucking just shat on his buddy's couch. I did not do you remember he shat on his couch? Why are you running that up? I never did it. I never did it. It was never happening exonerated But again, why so many accusations of shit? Why? What's the bottom of it?

Let's move on So the daughter came on again as soon as it meets you. So the daughter she have a daughter Yeah, I believe she does have a daughter. Okay, but she is but she is still performing astro daughter So she first said this thing about how like to celebrate my mother's life I need you all to buy her new book called losing him with his her new book called love the last of lifetime Right. Okay. How does she have a new book? How would she have a new book? Because she said that it was not finished before she committed suicide, but then they all completed And so the daughter just went in and said that and yes, but it's all fake the woman just wrote the book, right?

Uh, and so these that's the first thing. So I was like, oh, we got to buy this book. Well, she then put out this statement again This is from the fake daughter's perspective. Uh-huh unless something changes in the next 21 days All of mom's books will be unpublished her paperbacks will be going on sale then unpublished the only way You'll be able to get the books that you will be through audio her sales and page reads have been zero for a few months out And it is a waste of my time to work them every morning after work with zero movement Hell we hired a pa to help and it's not helped any so far So if you want any of her work, then now is the time to pick them up Also, this account will be dark except for audio promoting. Yeah, maybe maybe she needs to be just kind of writing better books

There or something but anyway, I did just search. This is according to get legal.com. Oh, no, it's not a porn site Is it illegal to fake your own death? They say there are no state or federal laws that make it a crime To fabricate your own demise even though technically speaking of Sina Um and fraudsters this would be an act of fraud would and not Yeah, I feel that it falls into the gray area of your piece of shit Right and is it necessarily always illegal to be a piece of shit? I don't know Well, this is what they say if you do try to establish credit under a new identity that is fraud Well, yes, of course that makes sense because again, you're taking what money from the government

And they always make sure to punish you if you possibly try to fool the government There you go, obviously because that's the only thing they care about right is is their money They don't really care about your life or you're the way you live your life Or even the crimes that you do as long as you're not taking money from them I don't think that this woman's gonna see an uptick in book sales. Oh, no I think people are probably extremely upset to be manipulated in that way Well, because what she said was that she said now the excuses Is she said that she was put into a mental asylum in september of 2020 and that her family did all of this without her

Knowledge which I also the fuck would ever do that. I do not believe this. I do not believe that that is true I think that that is fake and that she said now she's like I simply want my life back My family was in a bad place and what they thought was best for me and it's just like that is I just think that that is That is not true. I don't think that she did that. I don't know whether or not I don't know let me look this up if even susan because she is a fucking god this woman. She's a real She's a real pip. Yeah, she sounds like a bit of a serial liar there, which could also make for a great author I mean you can get on opera. You can be like that fry character a thousand million little pieces or whatever the hell that was called That was all a lie

Again, I don't know whether or not that is true I Is it's very very interesting to think that she came out it sounds like what happened which happened to a lot of us Is she got extremely overwhelmed during quarantine instead of dealing with it in a way published author Oh, yeah, but I think that she instead of dealing with it in any Shaper form, you know, like she decided to do this sort of attention seeking act That allowed her to kind of step away from herself But then get to hold your own funeral so you also get to see everybody have a nice things about

But I'm trying to talk about on the internet like you get to say that you make this post about this person like passing And then you get to see all of these people say And you're fighting over me. I love her. I love her and then it turns into the but the bullying accusation also then Destroys the entire community from the inside out as well And so it's just it's just all together very destructive very destructive and um someone who is she isn't very well No, and again, I'm just not sure if this is going to help the career overall and uh, don't commit suicide Don't fake your own suicide because at the end of the day Um, it just seems like people are going to use it for their own motivations

Anyway, well because the ward the facebook group that she had set up It was for a bunch of people that were self Published ebooks and writers and print-on-demand writers for romancing So she created sort of the she had cultivated like a group She was cultivating and then decided she didn't want to do that anymore And then she fake killed herself and then she had her fake daughter come in there and did a do a bunch of fakes How many books about how 9-11 was an inside job? Can people handle? I don't know. I mean, hey, you got to be you you'd be surprised 9-11 romance categories. Just get thicker and thicker and thicker

I believe until that January 6th erotica starts coming up because you know it's out there, right? It's like just two guys just been like I wasn't looking for cube But all I found was Dave and then it's like they went out there and they just like that might be nice I'm probably one of the nicest thing you came out of that's how many guys got your dick sucked Exit mentally by other weird lonely dads well January 6th. That is a good point There was that looking for community aspect wasn't there wasn't there the ass an aspect Well speaking of how the future is interesting and maybe not as as good as some things of the past Did you know if you if you eat one freshwater fish in America from a river or a lake?

That's the equivalent to drinking toxic water for an entire month Chemicals this sounds like clickbait kind of scary clickbait. No, this also comes from France I don't know why I have so many stories from France today. I don't know if I I don't know France knows I think I'm just saying mean things about America because they're They're guilty for what they didn't do when they win the war on terror They should have tried harder. Thank you because people afraid They were those people in the Hawaiian airline either the end of the war on terror They'd get rid of fear all together, but they didn't know it's not terror as a concept

It's terror is like the idea that I want to be there be a war against all frightening things Which is the first thing because of these cryptids are coming from underground We're killing our poets and now what I think we need to do is we need to go down and fucking preemptive strike and blow up inside the earth So according to David Andrews fucking Christ Is this a prank chair doesn't fucking prank chair? He's got me Is a senior scientist of the non-profit environmental working group They led research and they found that if you catch and eat wild fish

They say you can't do it. He says I can no longer look at a fish without thinking about the pfa's I don't know contamination. I just guys. There's another crime against humanity We don't know if any of this is real. This is real pollution of our rivers and lakes. What's the name of the website? France24.com. I think I I don't I don't know if it's real. I don't know if it's real I'm not afraid of the fish. I don't know what's going on afraid of fish No, this is if you catch them wild from lakes and rivers the fish the fish that we get is raised I feel like I already know that we're going to get so just from you saying that no we're not emails being like hey first What am I doing? You didn't tell me my little daughter girl. They ain't gonna get you can eat trout

I mean like you know how many we're gonna get you know what you got to do delete Isn't that the great thing about getting an email? Oh, look at that one delete How many times I do that? Yeah, you just got a nicks in it delete Um, also, uh, just in a little story here. There was a gal Um, and and she had an only fans, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is he this is news She was embarrassed because she kept on wetting herself for years, right? She had a thing

She had some kind of condition apparently she did this thing. I forget what it's called something about piss crazy It's about I think yeah, I think it's called piss craziness. Yeah, and it's really fun And so she's a 29 year old and she lives in camborn. It's chronic kidney disease Oh, and so she was always sweating herself in class and stuff and she's like god dang it, man This is real bad turns out sell the panties on only fans boom flip it reverse That is the true way to do this. All right. This is her real name It is a name that is made for only fans candy dixon He goes honestly, how many times do you pee in your pants when you're taking a nap every single day

You should have seen me yesterday when I was coming back from Los Angeles Had to stop on the side of the highway three times because in order to make it here I had to have five red bulls All right. Yeah, I totally understand but so this woman she sells her diapers, right? She peeps No, not diapers. Just the panties. No, they're nappies. She's wearing adult nappies. These are diapers. She's wearing full Are those diapers? Those are diapers in the uk. That's what they call them in the uk, right? They're called nappies? Yeah, and you see this right? See these are the classy ones She's showing the ones because these are the nice ones because these are the ones that you can wear or not be as embarrassed These are you know when you go into like the pharmacy and you see the adult diaper section and they always put some hot guy

Like in the adult diapers like in their things like it's never that guy unless he lost his dick in the war You know what I mean? Like this is a guy like this is They were just panties because she's holding him up there That's called good advertising. They treat them much with much more respect then because yeah in america They're just like make them look horrible. So what's nice is that she shows them dry And then she shows them wet and I gotta say That's a lot of piss But you know what get your money's worth because I think it's a thing

It seems like she seems to really be sort of like the Costco of piss filled panties. Absolutely. So she flipped it She reversed it. She's having a great time now. She's living a great life. It's fucking awesome This is like literally you did the most this is to me Yes, quote unquote is dirty But it's truly innocent because you were trying to deal with this issue that you have People want to smell and drink your piss and you're just the person that provides the pee pee and then you gain that's all it It's just pee pee all pee pee is yellow water There you go. Well, it depends on how on how hydrated you are. She says she's my I hope she's dry

She said I thought my whole life I would be living in a bubble where I would have to wear a nappy when I go out and be ashamed She said I was bullied about it with my wet knickers Oh Or now the reason for me and my family and children to be independent and have financial stability. I also want to think men I want to thank dirty ass horny men. There you go Because if it wasn't for those fucking bottom of the barrel Panties stuffing into their mouth fucking gremlins online. This woman wouldn't have a whole life

So maybe think about that next time you get all like all these men are disgusting Sometimes it provides an ample flow of income for some people. I think it's really nice I think it's really nice as well. And obviously it doesn't hurt. She's quite a beautiful gal She's absolutely gorgeous of a kidney problem. No, and it is really nice I actually kind of weirdly I like that idea that you because you really are you're embarrassed because you pee pee all the time But then you just turn it into a fucking function. Those are just panties Those are those are the new panties because now they have the period panties too that look like panties And you can just straight up flow right up in there

I like and you can flow in there for like like gallons and gallons. I asked that how much it comes out sometimes That's she's like it's like it's less than I thought Not fantastic, but it's a more than I thought too. I like the exclamation point panties. All right, let's do hero of the way I guess it's just going to be old people So more people over the age of 65 have turned to cannabis to fight their arthritis and other fans Yeah, fucking man. Yeah, of course they did bro. This is very good. No, I love this because I think it's It changed my mom's life. She loves her edibles in California alone people 65 and older The amount of folks using marijuana has jumped 18

phone since 2005 Yeah, of course it became illegal and heavily advertised fantastic So also emergency room visits by seniors getting high did jump uh 1800 percent but That is because they were taking too much. Yeah, it's too much all at once. They were taking too much Um, so anyway a guy named Benjamin Hahn. He's the author of the report of geriatrigeans Anyway, these old motherfuckers getting stoned, right? He said many older pot users

Quote assume they aren't going to have adverse side effects from the drug But they they do take too much and they do go to the hospital. So I mean, that's they are doing a little bit wrong Yeah, but um, anyway, I am proud of them though And I think that that's great that they're getting nice and stoned and making um, you know, their families love them more And just making the holidays a little bit better. So anyway, there you go. You're just being old I actually and then and weirdly in a way. I feel like the hero there is weed Yeah, it kind of is weed. I was looking for some other heroes But I really wasn't doing that well with with heroes. It wasn't a lot of you know

We need a hero and there just wasn't a lot of people being heroes. They're really a lot out there, man That's why you got to be your own goddamn hero You got to make sure because no one's out there looking out for you. You got to look out for your goddamn self Yeah, and except for incredible listeners who always look it out for us because I got this some wonderful emails I'm going to get into right now. Uh, no, I've been an avid listener for the last five years And I figured out there was I there was a finally something I could respond to uh, so first of all There's one of my favorite letters I ever got I was

Formally a catholic priest for five years. He's been listening for five years We fucking broke that nothing fulfills me more than the fact that we the priest got broken Well, I don't think he got broken. Perhaps he got healed. It's good guy. He did because god Didn't show up to the meeting, right? Oh, so he said that he uh, saw myself out on a steady diet of history Existentialism and last podcast and left congrats. Thank you. You got out. Good work. You're not an x-men forgot anymore Now much like henry I'm the spawn of east coast polish roman catholics Yes, and priesthood was something of an expectation rather than a personal choice. Yes. It was very much an open thing I do remember that was also kind of back in the day

If you were a little weird socially wink wink wink, especially at the time a good way Avenue to do that was to be a priest because then it also elevated you in the town And if a lot of times if you had multiple kids you'd be super excited of one of them Wanted to be a priest because that that was like an important part of the like the social structure free wine Free wine free free cookies. You just he'll knock a couple hair memories off of if you've been jerking off into the Fucking any into the communal. It's like when you're you know, when you're there's a doctor in the family It's nice, right? You got somebody you got a line of God, right? Sure. Um Uh, yes, you got to study in the Vatican for five years and also dive deep into the corporate structure of one of the world's most established

And profitable cults very interesting. So to report I never observed anything remotely supernatural even when tagging along with an exorcist But your content on cult leaders is spot-on with all the tactics employed by more socially acceptable cults like the catholic church And it's effort to recruit and retain believers more directly to your questions, which was do none shave Ah, yes, I work in proximity to nuns more than most people Ben was right on the money when I noted that there is a variety of trim occurring in the nunnery See many of the older nun nowadays went through the 60s and the 70s alongside with the women's lib movement And as much they shed their habits dyed their hair and started shaving like an average woman Many of them have since moved out of convents and do social work

They're often at odds with their church hierarchy and push for things like women's ordination and lgbtq acceptance Financially, they're independent from having to fall in line with the male church hierarchy As many of them being the last of their communities are living off of the sale of their previous convents hospitals orphanages and properties These older nuns basically live like incel lesbians who do good deeds We'll have fun with it, but there are newer communities of nuns who are much younger Which have sprung up to fill the vacuum of celibate servitude to the institution these women dressed in strict habits wear medieval shit like hair certs and Celis and don't shave anything

They have all that that separate they have they all have that separate wives Thousand-year stare and and I I'm sure even putting on deodorant would be considered an act of vanity Oddly enough inside these churches It is the opposite of the real world where the young are progressive and the old are conservative The older folk in the church leadership tend to be closeted hippies While the younger recruits are some form of a lot of times religious neo-nazi I think that's really interesting because we are we are seeing a rise of sort of like Ironic Catholicism because irony just keeps eating a snake that just keeps eating its own tail again and again

And you don't understand that we've like beat these things for a reason like we're trying to move past them for a reason But you then need a constant stream of how to be how do I still be? Contradictory and make as many people upset as possible So then instead of like what I did was like you go Satanist is now everyone's going Catholic Which is so dumb Although it's actually not true satanism is on the rise of more kids are anti organized religion than ever before Yes, we are winning outsider. It's it's that fringe thing. I'm making somebody upset, right? But oh things and now I got some questions about are you dead?

I've been a critical care nurse for decade and there's been no instance in which a patient's heart rate stopping and hearing a Beep, right? You can turn part of the monitor on to beep with every heartbeat But never that long beep when the patient is in uh assa stole Nailed it. Wow assa stole assa stole. It sounds like an Italian soup made with your butt. Yes, it does Now also dead people can still have pea Pulseless electrical activity where the heart has ceased to function the patient is dead But the body still sends pulses of energy that look like a heartbeat on the monitor, but it's false

Super wild to think about where the patient really exists in that moment where the fuck who is that person? To henry's question of people stop breathing. Are they dead? We go by the electrical activity in the heart when that stops the patient is considered dead Patients can come back after that with CPR meds and electricity, but the survival rate afterward is 10% for those patients It's extremely rare to see a patient make full recovery Even if they are a if they aren't a healthy young person Okay, and for patients who are brain dead We consider the patient clinically dead when intensive brain death testing is completed and there's no brain function at all

The patient is still breathing has a beating heart and can rarely make noises There's a great doc in HBO about a center for people who like this in jersey patients can live for for years With complete and total care until surrogate decision makers agree to remove interventions that they were required to keep the body alive And of course, they're allowed to vote. Of course Very interesting and there's another thing about near-death experiences Which is like apparently there is it seems that there's some evidence of near-death experiences if people go past this brain activity Beyond 10 minutes, but their bodies are still alive, right? I can't corroborate anything that's specific, but Bruce Grayson

Uh, he is an examiner of near-death experiences. He said that he can now oh He openly questions the materialistic party line that we are all being pulled towards You know how it is He has he allowed for consciousness in cases of the paradoxical case of dementia, right? This idea that your brain slowly shuts off and they don't really know why certain functions can zip you right back Why they're like emotional quotients can like bring you like that's I asked a doctor who called into uh I think that was Hale Yourself our serious the serious show on Tuesdays And I asked if I'm in a coma. Can I request a blowjob in my will and testament?

He did say that you could do so. That's awesome So if you are in a coma, you can be like, yeah, someone said And if you come to literally multiple ways, perhaps Very interesting, uh, you gotta write it down You gotta write it down. You gotta write it down. Yeah. Yeah, because you're not gonna be able to say it What's your doing? No, no, basically on the physics side. They're just people just have to uh advocate for you That's what they're saying is you really want somebody there Hopefully you ever bring every bridge you've ever crossed your whole fucking life

And so you actually will have somebody there that will make sure that you're taken care of because it's not you can just sit on a Machine for years even if you haven't uh burnt every bridge Maybe you have too many bridges still open and then the people on those bridges are fighting. Look at terry schivel Look at terry schivel. I feel like too many people love her too many people That's just one of those things and maybe yeah, maybe that was her problem. There was a fight. That was really her issue I don't have a fight. Well, great way. If you're fighting over a borderline corpse, just look at each other and be like, ah, what are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? Come on. Come on. Let it go. Let it go. Insurance money. Insurance money. Yeah, that's what was the purpose of the ball Um to live every day knowing that you just need to be just

Sufferable enough for somebody to give a fucking shit about your corpse. Yeah, right because you're not gonna love That your corpse is just gonna be bandied about by a bunch of corp salesmen Uh, someone's gonna be sucking your dick whether you like it or not because I imagine that like you write it in your will Half these guys are working the morgan. I don't mean to slight any of them I mean, maybe a chunk of them that's least some of them at least thought about sucking a dead person's penis or Or putting a finger up a fucking dead person's vagina And maybe it was just because of scientific curiosity But you don't want to be the only person that's there right that no one's looking after so they feel

Willy-nilly to like sit under your dead face unless it's something you want and again what you need to do You put them writing you need to say that hey, how are you gonna get to laugh? I just gonna say you just gotta laugh just think about like You just never know what's coming down the pipe. You gotta laugh. Oh, you never know it's coming down the pipe And you just got to take it out of the way So that's when it comes down to it is that if you've ruined everything that you've ever touched and maybe Whatever bro, you know, I mean fucking like a millitime, dude Really didn't avoid the lightning strike on that triple L there. Did you yeah?

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It was super funny. The audience super dug it to check it out. That was really great. Um And that's it for us because right now we're just waiting. We're in between things We got last comic book on the left volume two And then we got triple team industry part three this week It'll be the end of our series and then we're gonna we got a lot of fun surprises this year It's so good because we got Marcus as fucking I could smell his body We can smell him here and of course monday's and tuesday's 6 p.m. PST Serious radius. All right, everyone. Thanks for listening. Hail yourselves. Hail satan. Congratulations. Bye

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