Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Take the Money and Run

Episode Date: October 7, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime stories: a man joins a search party to look for himself, an artist takes the money and runs, the pock-marked face man, a ninja attacks a military base, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left side story This is Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween this is Halloween. I feel it. I feel it. I feel spooky I love it, man. I just flipping through the channels. It's all Chucky. It's all Friday the 13th. It's October. I love it Feel it man. We spent a night in the cemetery. I had the cemetery air literally on my dick That was wearing a kilt that was really fun. It was just oh you see all everybody's bright pumpkin. He faces Everybody's ready to go. I don't I mean obviously last year's Halloween was far different than this year's Halloween much And last year's Halloween made me so sad so deeply sad on the inside It's so nice to be able to be out in the shit again

I feel the ghosts running through my body Also, so someone legitimately did a podcast about the I can't even say his name. Oh Oh, and No, hey, hey, I can say it I don't have the power to summon the pasta man the pasta maniac the more and more people that have been talking about this It is true like it's coming around. There are people legitimately now researching the one who will not be named Okay, welcome to side stories everyone. I am Ben hanging out with Henry Thank you all so much for coming out to the show at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery

Thank you to all the dead that Reside there and thank you to everyone who came out to all of our most recent shows What a wonderful time it's been getting back and seeing your beautiful faces and Celebrating as Henry alluded to the wondrous month that is October. That is the Halloween season This is Halloween and it is nice. I do have to push back a little bit because you're singing a song from a movie that I believe It's a Christmas film a nightmare before Christmas. Yes, it does have the term Christmas in it But I still feel like that you can start it in October and it's a three month long film That movie is so it's good for the holidays whether I would almost say it's a Thanksgiving film as well

I think this is one of those This is a debate in Cinema that has been going on for a while now a couple of years I think I've seen several whoo hot think pieces and oh, they're so important and they're so needed We need so much but people have touched necessary that they have debated this and I think there are I think the divide is more so it's about 60% of people that say it's a Christmas for sure versus a Halloween movie But then you think about how at Hollywood Bowl on Halloween night. They're doing the Nightmare before Christmas sing-along live show. I didn't know that yes

But it is interesting to see that the mixed messaging is coming from inside the house It really is and of course nightmare that makes you think Halloween Christmas Obviously makes you think Christmas and it was released at Christmas and it's about hmm a man trying to appropriate Christmas But he can't get out of his Halloween nature So it's a technically about Christmas versus Halloween the nature of the film is Halloween Okay, well, I know it's a Halloween movie, but that's just me Halloween town Some of the most iconic characters of all time and that mayor no greater depiction of a politician

They're either fake smiling or absolutely panicked. That's why they did that. I know they're I know that that is why they did that But I also I the people have been asking me whether or not if I'm gonna put out a 31 for 31 October and the reason why I didn't do this year is because I have things to do this year Don't be a bomb. I'm so excited. Don't be a loser, buddy No, no, of course, but I'm to watch our 31 for 31 I watched I've already watched to this week. I watched Halloween and Halloween to the Rob Zombie remakes. I watched them last night Okay, I tell you what Halloween like silk I could see why now that people look at the Rob Zombie remake of Halloween with like a side-eye

They don't they don't enjoy there. I don't think that they're correct But because the movie's very very dark, but Malcolm McDowell Malcolm McDowell saves that movie in a way He's so funny. He's a perfect dr. Loomis and it's not an easy character To be the doctor. Well, honestly, he's my fucking idol dr. Loomis I think it's my favorite. I honestly anything we might have talked this and about this in our behind-the-monsters Interview, oh, yeah, I view myself as in the future as dr. Loomis Well, and I view myself as a young handsome with family Michael Myers Oh, all right. Well speaking of young and handsome. Let's just start

We're gonna do some lighter stories for the most part today this story It just makes me smile because it's about a man who yes, maybe he did have a little bit too much fun Maybe he got so drunk. He forgot who he was. Oh, okay. Yes, but you know what? despite that he still helped and and Attempted in many ways to find himself and isn't that the most important thing this is according to this is what this story is about It's about self-discovery self-discovery vice the headline missing drunk man spent hours helping a search party Look for himself. I can see this happening to you

I could see this happening to you if you could end up like a so what are we doing here? Is this some kind of lawn-looking party? So this dude he was in Turkey apparently he got so frickin lit. He's a 30 year old dude His name is behan mootloo. He's a 50 year old man as I said He was out drinking with friends and then he just wandered off So you know when you're that drunk they call it the Irish goodbye When you just start we just are walking and then he did the Turkish farewell He just somehow like cuz they did he was dancing in a circle and all of a sudden found himself in the middle of the forest

In the middle of the woods and he didn't want to be there either You know by the time you get out there and you've been gone a long time and then you're like, oh, no I am definitely missing the pizza we ordered. I know I am so the friends were like where the hell did Behan go and then they were like, oh my god We better go and find him so they got together with a bunch of volunteers and they all started this church party They did this for hours and then suddenly a man from within the group said hey Who are we looking for and then they said we're looking for behan and then he said I'm right here. I'm here You found a guy. That's so funny. They must have been so pissed because it was a lot of wasted time

They say they're all hammered. Can we just assume that they're all drunk? Not the friends. I don't know. I'm talking about everybody out there looking and then because I guess This is the thing right if they're looking for him You would they have pictures of him right and then there's really the chose how well and how easy it is to be a conman It really you just operate and plain sight and just do things confidently No one really quite no one questions you they barely look at your face It's why I'm playing the game where I'm trying to pick out people And I scan their whole bodies and then I try to remember what they look like later on

So I can be a more prepared witness. What are you be you're becoming like a Polish Terminator? What are you doing? I am going to be a private investigator. I'm saying this right here But you know how boring that job is in real life. It's not ace venture a pet detective. It's not laces are out What a sport my father it is you sitting in a car eating Carl's Jr. My father always had a dream that I would move back home once I gave up on the stupid idea of being a comedian This is true and I would move to back to Florida and we would create pizza Private investigators Zabrowski and Zabrowski associates. He has talked about this for a long time and I now realizing Oh, my retirement will look like this. It will look like a mixture of ritual magic practices, and I'm gonna be a private investigator

I'm gonna be if I can I'm gonna be a detective man now that you put it that way pizza I think it's fantastic, and I hope your dreams come true. So this dude moot-loo. That's his last name Once again, he was just like, yeah, I'm here and then the police just took him to his house But apparently this isn't the first time a missing person has joined a rescue mission Evidently in 2012 an Asian tourist went missing air quotes missing in Iceland And then they were like everyone's like we gotta find her and then she was just in the search party as well So again responsible people these are I guess so but then also so not responsible because they did a horrible job of finding This person because the person was in the search party the entire time and in no point did they realize that so technically

Mm-hmm. He did an awful job. Yes. Yes, it was so in the end It is a happy ending because they they made it they made it out And that's a funny story that that man can now tell for the rest of his life Absolutely, you're looking for me. Oh every time he shows up. Hey, don't worry friends. I am here now You know, they'll be like great behan. That's great. You always beers behan Yes, indeed, but in a slightly less pleasant search party story. There's also this tale about a nurse Who was on the run for raping and murdering a Arkansas nurse? Oh, yeah, another one Yeah, apparently he thought he was gonna go away with it by by helping search for the body

No, no, no, he was more like I I'll I'm gonna see him like a superhero. He's like one of those guys who goes up to the cops Chris Watts It's like Chris Watts. He's like, what's going on with the case guys anything I can do and it's like I have a feeling You might be a suspect. So mm-hmm. This guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's much more nefarious Yes, the other one's a funny story. Yeah, this is a story where you look at it me like that guy's a fucking so cute psychopath yeah, yeah, he is a Arkansas dude He's accused of murdering 25 year old Sydney, Sutherland and he was sentenced to life in prison very recently They got him at least fucking put him in jail

I mean honestly especially after going through all of that because that just also him purposely Increasing other people's trauma. He's a very dangerous person. Yeah, very dangerous. So anyway, I guess Just to kick off the side stories of October don't trust anyone in a search party Is that the the theme so far just honestly if you got a new guy joining up in the group of your line, right? because you know in search parties a lot of times they go in big like long links and then they all cover certain areas with after they Kind of charted out on a grid what I would do is like you got a new guy joining You got a new guy join the line take a look at the headshot once take a look at that shot like give him a scan see Is it that guy? Is that the guy?

Yeah, and then you guys get to go home early because also, you know It's got to be nice about doing the long-form search parties except for all the sadness You get some egg McMuffins at the end. Oh, that's what I would do. Well. Do you know how this guy killed this gal Henry? Oh, he ran her over with his three thousand pound truck. I mean, that's not efficient. No, it's it's a horrible thing This is according to her dad Deon Sutherland. He's he called Lou Wellin. That's the dude He said he's a 300 pound coward that my that hit my hundred pound daughter with a three thousand pound truck Yeah, he sounds like he's a bastard Yep, it sounds like he's going away for life. So anyway, so that's those are just two different tales of search parties

So that's a theme. It is a fun thing. That's a theme Here's another horrible story. We'll start dark and then we'll move up This is a guy that was suspected of killing dismembering and burning three people So this story came out a couple days ago where they said they found three dismembered bodies in a dumpster, right? And then this guy apparently just straight up Confessed to it once they found a bunch of security footage pointing directly to him. Oh, Jason Allen Thornburg He was he was found on footage watching they basically watched him show up with his big old truck

And I mean this is intense so they the dumpster was completely empty, right? It had just been emptied out. I guess it was garbage day and then he came into they saw him on security footage Roll up and he was wearing like a big hazmat suit and he had rubber made boxes Jesus those rubber made containing things. So he's going down. He's going dumber with it, huh? Yes, and he would dump them into the dumpster and then drive away. These are the types of things I like I know that this is it's not about not appropriate But it's I'm always kind of curious about like the preparedness the one has to go through Yeah, in order to know you have to set up this crime because number one you are

I don't know if you're actively looking for a dumpster that is empty or do you know that fact that they are this is the Garbage day for this certain company and then having to go get the rubber made containers and like you're driving You know like you're shopping in the store and then the woman a lot of times been like he got any coupons I mean like no, I don't have any coupons. No, no, just just bring me out Please ring me right and then she's like, wait, do you have a car? Do you have a car? Do you want to put in these are actually on sale? Do you want them to be like ma'am? I don't care about the sale like what how is this experience, right? Henry, I do have to correct you a little bit. It's not garbage day. It's

garbage day. Oh Yeah, yes, that's right. I remember that movie But the poor people that were cut up and put into this dumpster was a one of the persons was identified as David Luris And that one was an unknown child and an unknown female But they can see I guess a part of it that really trips me up as the multiple trips because he had to do it in several trips where he Was back and forth from his location to over there and then when they finally tracked him down to his house by the footage from just seeing in His car, I think this is the reason why he thought he could do this so brazenly is that he thought he was protected by God and that he Was getting talked to

By his Bible like his Bible was doing the talking. This is also a hot tip out there for y'all It's not no it's not ever like if you have a Bible and it's there and it's like telling you to do shit I'm just saying this right now unless it's like Subscribe to last podcast on the left's patreon. Sure. Don't do it. Absolutely. It's not good It's because they it's lying to you because the Bible talking it's not supposed to be talking You're supposed to be talking right? You're the person in the scenario, right? Everything else is a fake about the entire scenario So if it's talking at you, it's bad. Yeah, this is a quote from the affidavit, of course that it's a Discussing the case they say Thornburg

Described having an in-depth knowledge of the Bible and believe that he was being called to commit sacrifices Which honestly when it comes to people being like the Bible is about love. It's mostly about killing your own children Yeah, so I think that he did he got I'm gonna say he fanboyed out on Certain subject matter that maybe he should have just breezed over and just gone to the part where Have some wine and hang out with your 12 totally straight friends Just go to the go to the dinner part of the Bible and you're like not bad And you know that they're straight because they're always washing each other's feet. Yeah They're always doing that. I love to do that with you. That's special

I take my q-tip and I go It's just not good you just don't listen to what anything tells you that's not an animate object man No, it's bad for you. It's not supposed to do that. No, it's not per the affidavit again It said quote Thornburg said that he sacrificed her. This is a small Hispanic female That's the unknown female that he killed He says they say Thornburg said that he sacrificed her as well by cutting her throat and dismembering her body and Storing her remains in the storage tubs two days later an additional female came to his hotel motel He knew her Thornburg described initially he tried to stab her but said he ultimately had to strangle her

He cut her body in pieces and also stored her remains in the tubs. Yeah, he was very brutal He became a very brutal killer But the way he talked about it was very matter-of-fact and it became again He said he had a mission and this is what I don't understand when I was a little boy I always had Protracted fantasies about like the the fantasy book style of the the beginning of a quest That like some kind of thing would show up me like yo, I'm not some chubby little boy What are your prints and you're like, oh, yeah

Yeah, that's amazing, but normally I blame I blame Hans Christian Anderson Because all of his tales were about a little popper who all of a sudden became a prince But you know what it never happens and also being a prince means you just get molested a bunch and then everyone hates you Anyway, well, you just already pinned you just look like look at the most handsome prince We've ever had that stupid prince the other guy not Prince Harry Prince William He was very handsome and all of a sudden as the inbred came up to the surface like his eyes got closer to fucking together He's got a head that looks like an Advil pill like he's got like a Long top of his head like he's Burt like this is what happens to you man if you're a prince you look gross

But I don't I've never had the idea of like every fantasy I've ever had was always like go find a magical cup Sure, go do this series of quests do these things it's never been kill a girl and Cut her up and put her in a rubber made container because guess what man I don't think Gandalf's gonna ask you to do that man. No Gandalf can just do that himself He can make anybody disappear and certainly he can make them frustrated with his untimely Entrances, this is according to detectives. They also said Thornburg He's he admitted to quote sacrifice in his roommate mark jewel that dude was 61 He killed him in a fire. So I think this guy has five potential deaths

Fucking serial killer and I think a part of this has got to do with having roommates at 50 Yeah, well that was always my and again if you have roommates, no problems. It's hard Of course, it's just hard as fuck when you get to a certain age. I mean, I'm getting more and more specific You have a year. It's called a wife Henry. You have a wife not a room. I do. Yeah I do yours your roommate. No, I'm saying like in terms of like as you get older You get more persnickety about the things that you like. How are you gonna have a roommate? Hey, show up. You have to like show up. You're like, I actually thought I'd use the common area I need to get the doctor over here to look at my eye my feet have swellings. Oh

My goodness Okay, according to the affidavit of David again Thornburg said he sacrificed jewel that was his roommate again by Slicing his throat. He then uncapped the natural gas line. They didn't get very creative with it No, he didn't he then uncapped the natural gas line and little candle in the room. Oh My god, he apparently also sacrificed his girlfriend in Arizona who detective said was an American Indian woman Whose family reported her missing five people. No, he went nuts fucking psycho No, no, he became like a minor like the he's a little heavy hitter all of a sudden. He just do you just And again, I'm blaming the Bible

There is a well certainly didn't drink and help. No, I'm blaming the Bible I also have the work that I'm doing for this week's episode of last podcast Warnky is so depressing. It's so depressing. It's so fucked up that I'm like I don't know how to see this. I'm like I it is reinvigorated Some of my fury about all of this and getting deep into the crimes of Jepousa is some of the worst shit I've heard in a minute. I'm upset man because I've been hungover since fucking Wednesday, right? And then there's just something about being super hungover and you are just reading the worst shit again and again It'd be like I'm about to burn down a fucking church. Well, now you sound like Thornburg

There's another guy that I guess years after doing it got away with it this French cop This is a very interesting story and I think that we're gonna see more and more of this we saw it with the Golden State killer. Yeah Same thing about that. What about that with the smiley face killer? It was a Wisconsin thing Do that wasn't there some speculation that it was a police officer? I mean, it's also very possible people got absolutely hammered Walked on thin ice and just fell through the lake which is totally possible But I remember there was always some rumor that like a cop is doing it But then I don't think anything ever happened the Golden's the smiley face killer

I think and I might get some flak for this but for all of the shit I've watched on the smiley face killer It seems it's more of a true crime channel fabrication where they're trying to put these crimes together Because the only thing that's holding it together is like they're smiley face stickers near where the people went missing and I still don't know If that's it, but I mean that again Please side stories LP ot l a gmail.com. You've never failed to do it before tell me I'm wrong go in there and send me Information that proves that I'm wrong. I'm down. I'm down. I will accept No, it's an interesting little tale with the French cop It left the he left a suicide note on masking himself as the I guess this care killer that was fairly notorious over in France

They really which means the pockmark face man Really? Yes. It means a man with zits good zit Scars he was a 59 year old former French police officer. He committed suicide in a hotel room on pills um He's only been identified as a soul. You're a cop. You can't do pills, man You got to do it. You got to do this. He was police officer. You can't kill yourself by pills It showed he was always weak. Yeah, all right You do it the old-fashioned way man

You take everybody out with you at the same time cut the gas line He was responsible for a string of rapes and killings and paris in the 80s and in most notably for the murder of 11 year old sestille bleu and 38 role Gio Polite and a Maid named Irmgard Mueller and they were all Very badly very badly murdered and how he was known was that he was found in a hotel like the way the way he was identified Yeah, but that he was coming down the elevator from his first murder and made eye contact with somebody and he said he had a Very intense acne scars all over his face and he said the words have a very very good day as Right before he left after committing the crime, but they have now said that due to genetic material from him

They have now confirmed that it was him that committed all these crimes also according to this Daily Beast article He tortured these people. I guess it was really frickin brutal. It was very it sounds horrible. He also sounds like the living Embodiment of the character from maniac the original mania just beautifully ugly man that great. He was an actor He's not really a killer. He's an actor and they don't cast ugly actors anymore Now you can ask her if you're pretty and you have the odd Bravery how the bravery ugly you became ugly for a whole month How did you do it this dude just? Absolutely disgusting in every way and it's sad that he got he got away with it

And they didn't find him until he took his own life, which I guess if you're a power hungry psycho maniac I guess that was his final bit of control, huh? The problem is is that it's how it always is with these psycho hungry maniacs We look at you know, whether or not you believe Epstein killed himself or simply was just allowed to kill himself Mm-hmm. Definitely. Uh, it's a it follows this pattern. He got a he got to book himself a ticket out He was 59 years old so it was fairly young So I would like to think up maybe and some frame of his mind He was highly guilty and it haunted him for the rest of his life

And you know, there's some people be like using that punishment enough. It's like no, it's no no no the punishment I'm not always into punishment. I'm no more as I get older I get into it less and less frankly we're just talking about punishing the hell anybody. Yeah We're talking about a serial murderer rapist. So yeah, then he needs to be he can he can get it pretty bad You know what I mean? We can go and put him into the fucking gen pop of a jail and see how he does as a former cop in there who used the auspices of his office in order to get out Any sort of suspicion and we've you know, and then this week again, we're talking about this

It's not that cops and priests are inherently corrupt Huh, it's not that it is the fact that these offices Create an environment where it is very easy for a predator to do very well in there And then they are not really properly able to be prosecuted for it. Absolutely. Yeah, of course we talk about it all the time I have no shot and Freud I don't take any joining the suffering of others But then you do have situations and I'm for some reason I'm thinking about the Larry Nasser case because I saw all the girls testified It's unbelievable. You know what you did. I'm sorry Larry

You just now you get to live in the hell that you created they just decided They just fucking decided that this get our Olympic bullshit There were people spinning the air was too important for them to shake the bedrock of that of trying to suss out this type Well, they heard our fucking predatory behavior. They heard our Olympic chances and they did what that man did So anyway, of course, there are times where people Definitely need to be off the streets and incarcerated. However, this next story is not one of those times dare I say art I is it not so of this story. I love this story. This guy gets it We're gonna see whether or not he's gonna make it out of this because there is he might get the ball suit off of him

He might I think that he will there was an artist He sold two. I'm just gonna solve pieces of art. He's sold two pieces of art for eighty four thousand dollars He well, they gave me four thousand dollars, right? They gave him this money as an advance and I think a chunk of it It's he was supposed to remake an old art piece that he made that was supposed to be about How unfair it is that there is this disparity between people who work really hard for money and get paid a certain amount And the amount of money that certain people get for let's say painting pictures, right? But some people don't people disagree, right?

So he was trying to show that in his last piece This is from ten years ago and he entitled he titled this canvas take the money and run So basically what he did was exactly that he gave these people two Canvases that had zero artwork on them, of course the art being take the money and run Which is exactly what he did and as Henry alluded to he Talks about how this is a commentary on the poor wages of the working-class people. This is in this is Danish So I believe what does that mean if it's Danish? I don't know. I have honestly have no fucking clue man. I don't know. I don't know the difference between all of them

We're gonna get yelled at because this is in Denmark. You know what? Because this is Denmark. This is not the Netherlands, right? Oh my god, we've never been there. I honestly and I'm learning more as we travel the world Yes, indeed. So according to a Danish public broadcaster They say it is a breach of contract and a breach of contract is part of the work So that's what he says. He's going to be able to keep the money. I think I don't know I don't know. They gave him 84 grand They expected to get two paintings back the bike would have loved to have been in the room when they opened up the boxes and Just saw the two blank canvases and they still put it up. So that is really interesting. They put it up

They still did yes, they're still making money off of it They're still charging admission to come see it and people are talking about it like us They are people people across the world are talking about it So it is getting its impact as well But it also Henry you you mentioned this line in in the live show when it comes to perception, you know His reality is just perception, right? Whenever you see the like that one dude who I think put a banana or some And somebody ate it somebody ate it and then someone just put a piece of artwork randomly in the MoMA at one point They're like that's the best thing I've ever seen it all reminds me first of all how stupid these people

Mmm, not stupid per se how they want to seem as if they're highly intellectual But in reality the thing that they love the most is extremely basic and only because they put so much unbelievable like Importance on it. That's why it matters. It reminds me of the dude from dirty work Who's sitting in the crowd as the skunks go and the whole play is being ruined and he's like that's the greatest Interpretation of Don Giovanni and it's not I Believe that everything is fair when it comes to art, right? Is I think I like modern art

I like tricks of modern modern art I know that that's a part of it a part of it is a play with expectations You supposed to play upon a lot of times people will do types of shit where they play upon classical ideas of art all types of shit I mean this is way past my pay grade because I'm not a BFA right in an art Analysis, which all that should be the crime is anybody who makes a living critiquing what people doing, but that's The ebert defect he never graded his own movie if you have not seen the ebert movie I watched it like one time 20 years ago be on the valley of the dolls. It's horrible. I Just I've never seen it. I've never seen it. I don't know but he's I so that's the thing I get it

So up to a point. Yeah, there is a grift side to art in general because the whole thing is you're supposed to be like Well, you're purchasing me and my ideas so kind of no matter what you're gonna get whatever it is I give you like it's gonna show up and then you can hate it But you can't really be like mad at me like are you asked me you gave me this money? Yeah, technically how many times you know like you remember that the big controversy in the 90s It was like piss Christ where it was like they had the fucking crucifix. It was a crucifix like in a tank That was filled with human piss and everybody is all like pissed about this thing. Yeah

They're like they get mad at it. I don't know. Wait, was it all of the artist's piss? Yeah, I believe it was one person's piss. I mean, I think he did it over several months. It sounds like He might he's a sticky box. He might have had some assistance. I don't know somebody But someone was giving him piss. I don't do that if he gave me a couple grand I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Light and I could I could help him out And so I think up to a point right museum operators all the types of places that do these sorts of art spaces Like I wonder again email me side stories LP ot l gmail.com if you are one of these people that work with fine artists And and this type of shit happens

We're like you pay a bunch of money to this artist for an advance to this big amazing groundbreaking work And then he shows up with piss Christ and it's just a tank filled with piss and he's a guy I Like you know, you're gonna get a bunch of letters and you sit there being like is this I guess this is good Like I know it's good, but then like at least someone has to be like it's just full of piss It is full of piss But you know, I had a lot of artistic friends when I was in college and one of these fellas He was a super sweet guy really quiet kind of dark and mysterious

No, and he his final project his senior year involved a crucified dead squirrel He wasn't he wasn't allowed to bring it in there like that's a health They should have called the fucking news about that I think it did make the local stout Tony a paper that was the UW stout college campus paper But you know what now Henry, you know what he does. He's a he's a kindergarten teacher According to the artist he says I encourage other people who have just miserable working conditions as me to do the same When it comes to grifting he says if there are some if they are sitting on some shit job and not getting money And are actually being asked to give money to go to work. They should take the money and run

Yeah, I love it Henry said they put the canvas up on the wall So we were in technically they put it on the wall which that is the end of the transaction this man I think he earns every damn penny. He did his job He really did You made him you know what he made him think he made him think didn't he you got to you got to that's all That's all art is there for it is to help us think and help us feel and help us understand But you know, there's some people out there

They're not out to try to make us understand There's some people out there that are really trying to muddy the waters trying to make things a little bit more interesting Oh, and sometimes what it takes is the mysterious ways of The ninjutsu wielding ninja ninja and now for a while We don't talk a lot about ninjas because I think I found them. Can we can we do this? 2022 20% more ninja talk. I'm down with more ninja talk. I love a ninja Basically at some point ninjas became very Hack to talk about it because I think everybody said ninjas ninjas was like a thing that was around

It started like I think that it worked It was like, you know between teenage mutant ninja turtles and power rangers and then you know like even like Wu Tang Using a lot of like kung fu clips all that kind of stuff really getting into the vizite geist Well, don't forget about tum tum from three ninjas. Yes This is what I'm saying there was a ninja everywhere when we were growing up explosion But then they'd be kind of they became a little played. What was the name of that talk about it? Henry What was the name of that guy Brandon? He committed suicide in Brandon side. Yes

No, he was with Chuck Norris. I believe it was called sidekick. Yeah, he's yeah, he's it is inside. Yeah, it's like it I love that dude so much. Yeah, remember he committed suicide very young. He did like 90 Jonathan Brandis That's right. Jonathan Brandis is very sad. He was also in um Uh deep space. I would not not deep say he was in um One of my favorite shows is little boy a sea quest. That's right. He was probably uh, well, I don't know He's gone. He was very sad. I would assume that he was probably abused by a lot. He was also an it which was great I forgot. Oh, he was it. He's great. Um, anyway, but this is so now that I feel like we can bring ninjas back because zombies are now entering into the world of hyper played out

That's what I do believe. I love it. Get rid of less zombie more ninja. Awesome. Now. We're back in Because ninjas are back a ninja with a sword Probably not the best move I've ever heard this comes from npr He attacked an entire us army special operations unit in california and attacked them several times with a Sword a katana blade. It was a man wearing full ninja garb and I'm going to imagine I'm I feel like there's a new subset of ninja called the youtube ninja Sure, because there's a lot of like I've seen several larger men

On youtube with a katana blade and they just show how sharp it is by slicing through slicing through melons and stuff And they say that they're being like trained and stuff. You know, they're not they're definitely not no They're not trained. No, but this guy Is also probably about the same level. So he approached A man, right? These are victims of the members of the 160th special operations aviation regiment, right? Balls of freaking steel on this ninja. I have to say I mean It's insane It's just wild. So this comes from this again. This is from npr

Hey, the first man to be attacked was a staff sergeant was smoking a late-night cigarette near an airport and near near a Hanger, okay, but all of a sudden from the shadows emerged an unknown person wearing full Ninja garb wait, dude. You're a ninja, man. What's literally what the fuck dude? But this came from the words. This is what the ninja said. He said Do you know who I am? No, I didn't sergeant said no No, I don't no Do you know where my family is?

The man asked Sgt. Then said nope no clue then he just started slashing at him with a katana play Oh, and he said he's let he knocked his phone out of his hands and then he ran back inside He said he jumped the fence is the man sure This is it. So you're just going out for a cigarette. It's one o'clock in the morning You look over and you're like am I in am I like am I in a joke is like ashton kutcher Gonna like pop out of somewhere you see a ninja and before you know you're hopping over a fence as a fully Dressed ninja you are a train. It's hard because you're a trained special ops officer. You're not expecting this, right?

You got caught with your pants down Well, you shouldn't have been I mean now they should start training for this because the entire group was pinned down Inside of this building as he was outside kicking the doors and slashing at shit on the outside of it So he did end up injuring two people and that was about it. I don't think he wasn't a very Successful ninja. I don't know but he still held a special ops unit Inside of a hanger as he was outside going like I have a very special set of skills And he just like swiped his fucking katana blade around and all of a sudden the cops come the cops come He's out there. They're like, please put the put the katana blade down

He says no no they shoot a bunch of riot pellets at him She can't they couldn't he refused to respond to the riot pellets and then eventually they tased him into unconscious They tased him the man was identified as gino revera 35 years young. Yeah, he was arrested for attempted homicide assault with the deadly weapon Brandishing a weapon brandishing in a weapon with the with the intent to resist or to prevent arrest so a A caught perhaps a cosplay gone slightly too far and this is what happens folks. This is what happens when we cancel comic con No, no happens for these nerds to go. They need an outlet. They need an outlet. I say like listen Let's just have more pop-up places. Maybe a ninja con or they all can show each other their swords

They can have some kind of duels because that's what these guys need. They need duels They need to feel important. You get some like celebrity judge like i'm gonna go out on the limb and say kato kalen As one of the big judges, right? That's a good mc. It's a great kato kalen out there I could see it. So you feel like you got some grandeur. You feel like somebody's there caring about it Yeah, I'm not necessarily. I mean, obviously we give a billion seven hundred and forty billion dollars is the most recent military budget I can't say if I was this Battalion I'd be extremely proud of myself. It's the 160th source. That's the name of the uh, the uh, the battalion there And they should have technically shot him in the head. You would think so some of their missions include um

They got to use helicopters. They got the chinook and the black car They got a whole bunch of stuff that they use all the time that is extremely dangerous and very big But somehow a lone ninja With one Dumpy sword was able to have them shaken in their boots and uh, I think that it's fairly embarrassing to uh to our enemies Yeah, I think it's fairly embarrassing and I think that they were probably stuck between I'm gonna give them a little bit of the benefit of the doubt saying that I imagine it is difficult knowing that you have a tubby Ninja outside and he is flashing at the doors and you know you could just shoot him in the head

But I feel like that if they did it would probably all they were stuck in a position where no matter what They look like idiots, right because you either kill this man That has no training. Can't may I ask where do you get ninja training? If you wanted to become a ninja, do you go to ninja school? Is there a ninja university right by mcdonald's university? I'm actually you get training. How do you become a ninja? I'm looking this right now Can we because I would love to learn I watched Beverly Hills ninja, but of course he wasn't very effective That's chris farley at being a ninja. I would love to know just one

I mean, let's be honest. Well, you have to do certain things. I'm not the best unless I'm in the world of the giants and then I can blend in but You know, I'm obvious. How do you do it? There's some right here Apparently, there's certain it's an intricate road of commitment and self-discipline. You have to join you have to learn How to do taijutsu. Oh, which is our norm combat. Oh, my can jutsu. Oh, my sword techniques But jutsu So jutsu spear techniques. Okay, not gonna have a lot to jutsu. Oh god Kasura gamayama macho. Oh, it's a lot. Kasura gam

Kusaru gamayama macho. Cool. Um, Hensou jutsu. Whoa Shinobi. Oh, I heard that one before. I know shinobi. It's espionage tactics, water training, horsemanship Meteorology Escape mini cameo. Oh, yeah, this is all shit. You got to do man. Meteor, but but apparently I believe wait a second What does meteorology have to do with it? You're gonna learn about whether or not the clouds can cover your actions if you can follow the fall Can the lightning cover the clashes of the katana against katana that person just played ghost of shushima That is not this is just a quora. This is a quora. This is the new yahoo answers. It doesn't matter and they're also saying like

Uh, there's a book apparently called shadow warriors But right now, uh, there's ninjutsu that you can train in but ninjutsu is still technically just built upon myth and legend Man, one of my favorite things of all time is watching footage of grifter ninja teachers Oh, it's the best energy fighters sources Yes, man There was you remember that story about the guy in chicago where the guy came to like confront him because all of his students Just pass out whenever he walks by them almost like benny hinn one of these pastors that are just psycho and it's all psychosomatic Yes, and the guy just punches him in the freaking head over and over again

Just lastly here speaking of you know, sometimes a ninja would it might help Especially if your entire neighborhood is dealing with an infestation of hundreds of rats Oh, this uh, this neighborhood is struggling because there was a hoarder house And I guess it was the worst kind of hoarder house where they're not just hoarding nudie mags Food and dead things. Yeah, I can't watch honestly. I cannot watch that Intervention and hoarders. I love intervention. I do like intervention like that. I can take hoarders makes my skin cross I can't handle it. It's just it's not even about the like the way they live It's not that it's gross that makes me there's gonna crawl

It's the anxiety that I feel of being inside of that house and what that must be like and all of us You know, well, we all have Like one tenth hoarder things where it's like no, I'm gonna want to hold on to this piece of paper You should see my house when you throw it away and you're like, okay. Thank god No, I have so much bullshit I thought you know idea I mean it was kind of like more of a heartbreaking thing how long it took me to finally get rid of like My two closets filled with props from sketch comedy. It was really

You never know when you're gonna need that dildo helmet though. You don't know I mean that got that got taken out of the back of a taxi cab. So whoever has that Well, this person so they died in their hoarder house that happens all the time And I guess the rats were just going crazy. This is according to megan lortz She has dozens of rats all over her yard and her front porch and she says I think there's a thousand of them out there. It doesn't seem real. It's very scary and rats are kind of scary They are because they spread disease. Yes. So she noticed the rats around september 23rd of this year She said it was an unbearable smell coming from her next door's neighbor house

She says it's still really really really bad smell. It's strong. It's enough You have to hold your nose when you walk by so that house must that's yeah from the outside Yeah, so she called the cops to do a check just be like I think my hoarder neighbor is dead And the firefighters ended up going in they discovered the dead person Which that's not a nice day for a firefighter because you know She was probably all eaten by bugs and stuff like that And then they said the they didn't really know that this person was a hoarder But they did know that she owned at least one python. So I guess she had a bunch of she's a python

Oh, man, but a python you think would be you thought that that would be the one fucking keep and shit Like regulated when it came to the rats. So you throw a couple of cats in there No, get a couple more pythons, right? They'll fucking eat out the rest of the rats and at least pythons don't spread disease Pythons can be nice, but not the poisonous ones. I guess I guess then they just get bigger and fatter and more brazen And I feel like each meal they eat. I think this python is probably scared to death from all these damn rats This is honestly. I feel bad for the python. I do that's who I feel bad for This is what she goes on to say again. This is Lord. She goes on to say the rats are crazy They're all coming out now because they're not afraid and they're hungry

It's a horror movie, man. This is a straight-up horror movie. It is. I didn't know you make rats afraid though You can't go rat afraid. They don't care. This is what we need is some kind of technology That does make rats afraid like the scarecrow if we could do something where you make all the rats afraid or controllable I mean, obviously we'll immediately slide into human use because they do they will eventually control us. So actually Let me take that back because it might not be good to control their minds I guess and I also put you know, I do feel bad. Isn't that weird? How if look how look how much You're grown. Yeah, I'm growing. I'm so I'm so good You're emotionally you're emotionally available

Yeah But no the idea of I feel bad about killing all the rats too Well, at some point they do have to die. So according to Gary Coventus He found a dead rat in his garage. That was the beginning of his horror movie. That's it. I can see that Yep, and then he's like they're running up and down the street and he says it's sickening actually I mean, it's a health hazard They're starting to attack pets and stuff and the next thing you know, they're gonna start spreading diseases And this is all in Peoria, which I believe is in Illinois. Yep. So anyway, it's going to take a long time

They put a bunch of rat traps down there and stuff But you know, it's going to kill a couple of dogs and stuff too, which is very definitely Yeah, people are going to get hurt. Yeah. Yeah. No, it sounds like a catastrophe. Yeah, it sounds really horrible Um, but the uh, they have created a specific kind of trap Um, this is what they have. They have a wooden ramp that leads to a trash can This is what according to lorts. She says the rats climb up there There's a pole with a with a spray can that had peanut butter in it So they eat that and then they fall into the trash can

Then they can't get out. So that's Okay, then what do you do with them? What do you do with the rest of them? I don't know. All I know is she said there's at least 10 rats in there. Just dropped a barrel Uh compared to the rats and uh, yeah, so anyway, she says I don't even know Uh, what word to use for it. It's just scary as hell. She said it was scared. It was grossed out It's nasty and I guess with their makeshift trap they have caught 10 rats, but it seems like there's a lot That's it. Yeah. Yeah, they need to up that up Well, you know, it sounds like Peoria's gonna have big problems for a long time. Yep

Not the worst thing happening in Peoria, Illinois. All right. Well, let's move on to hero of the week What do you think? Oh, I'll give you also here a little tip here Remember that when you die the white light that is there Uh, taking you to the other side to trap, uh, reptilians to continue recycling your soul Uh, so they can keep you here and forever harvest your conscious life for pain. No, it's not it's not But we're supposed to be we're trapped in um, the the prison is actually in the atom made world Uh, the anything that it's atomic base is only a fraction of life And we're actually uh limited in our potential by being here limited just by being a pile of vibrating atoms

Well, actually there's so much more to this then then then you can even imagine kissle and that they're keeping us here And we really need to think about this that right before you die. Don't go. Oh god. Don't believe in Jesus Jesus is not there calling you because it's not what do you think it's your nana? It's not it's absolutely not and you should read this Reddit we got anyone to make him Jesus. No, man. You just read the reddit post I have been researching the afterlife for nearly 10 years and I'm convinced that reptilian beings are real and that the Tunnel of Light that people see when they die is a trap if you remember that whole title And you write that down You're gonna get a lot of information and it is there is some interesting stuff in here

This is information you got from a reddit post. I'm sure the person's been I I love I I search afterlife stuff all the time I mean this person if they've been researching it for 10 years That's as long as we've been doing the podcast so they must be an expert They break down How there's many people who view what happens in the afterlife right and the idea that it's just a series of tricks And that you don't see anybody you love. They are shape shifting Astral forms of reptilians that are out there desperately trying to keep us Imprisoned and flesh but wouldn't I don't I would you're wrong kissle and you're not listening

And you don't get it and I need you to actually sit and meditate upon me and know about how again Think first of all, isn't Henry good Let's think that first. Yeah, then think isn't Henry funny Isn't he funny? Isn't he funny? Isn't Henry friends with holder mcnealy a man who slammed an entire 12 ounces of breast milk during our biggest show ever He did it on purpose. He did I day had a meeting Him eddie and jackie had a meeting before during the show being like that was the bit they came up with And he's been like I got fucking breast milk

He did it man honestly and I crushed it was probably one of the biggest laughs of the night Yeah, isn't that something so I'm gonna think about that. He was looking for an excuse. Yep. No, I know I know All right. Well, let's move on to hero of the week This week's hero involves a dog now this dog He was trapped in the bottom of a 30 foot cage for of a 30 foot cave rather for two weeks It's very sad Elizabeth the cost of film the operation as rescuers climbed into the huge cave And saved the poor little pup and the pup's name is dewey the dog. That's cute

Yeah, the rescue team led by experienced experienced caver. Oh trey hind hindakey They were actually trying to locate the perfect spot for a member of the group to propose To his partner and that's when they spotted the pup. So love brought them to the dog didn't they that's really cute Yep, then uh, joseph or josephia mirth They saw a movement on the bottom of the 30 foot 30 foot deep pit and they were like, oh my god That's dewey the dog. They realized dewey dewey the dog They realized it was dewey the dog and with a bunch of teamwork and determination

They got some ropes some helmets and some harnesses He was freed within 30 minutes According to trey, they say we spotted his collar about 15 feet down surrounded by claw marks He then withstood another 15 foot drop to the floor of the pit and he had lost about 86 pounds But now he's alive and he's doing good And so what kind of dog was it? It must be a big boy. Yeah, it must be 86 pounds. That's four wendys That's a lot of dog Wait, that's not even four wendys. That's more. That's eight wendys. That's like nine wendys

I love the way that you do math solely based upon how much your dog weighs Um, this is according to uh, this is according to trey They say we firmly believe that he had been in the pit only a few more days We firmly believe that had he been in the pit for a few more days, he'd be gone Everything depended on the outcome of the rescue So once he was safe and he was given a bite to eat Sean popped the question and she said yes Oh, man, she got a boner. He got the first thing he did is he got a boner good. He's like god bless it

Yes, indeed trey said you could hear the cheers from miles around and the pup was reunited And uh, it was awesome. So there you go. So thanks to everyone who rescued dewy. That's really sweet and his owner is probably super happy and um, yeah, there you go and uh, well and hopefully They're marriage lasts for uh, quite a while or forever. I'm not sure how marriages work Um, so uh before I get into these listener emails Yeah, uh, we are announcing that for the week of halloween. We're gonna get back into some sweet sweet listener pasta I still I love you hear your food your spooky stories Uh, so please send them at side stories lpotl a gmail.com again

We're looking for like I want You know, everybody was just like you still need to think I don't mind if they're fake as long as they're scary I think the goal here is think of something spooky. Maybe it happened to you Hopefully you got some evidence because that's what we're really gonna look for Absolutely something that we can prove because i'm these last two weeks of emails And i'm actually gonna save we've got a lot of creepy shit that people have seen and i'm really excited to use some of this Shit, especially now that we're gonna about to get spooky spooky. Okay

Absolutely send those in side stories lpotl at gmail.com send us your scary tales And we will uh regale you with the stories that you sent Yes You do it you do it you freaking you do this y'all man Like well, I always got to do it this time. You do it. Well, it's our show. So we do have to do it But yeah, but now like you're doing it. So let's wait. Listen to me Yeah, um first of all we got one person immediately said um because we asked the question is cuddling us on an animal illegal and yes That is the answer I didn't remember asking that question, but all right. Thank you. I believe that would be the right answer

Yes, great. Um, let me tell you this one normal uh question I'm gonna read this one normal letter before we get into the spooky stuff. Okay I'm a veteran prosecutor in a very populous county. I have a lot of stories some that involve serial killers But this is my opening salvo picture it I'm a new deputy da and I get a case and starts out with a flurry of 911 calls from a predominantly Asian community All I hear is 911. What's your problem? Helix ass

Helix ass So the police went out and this is what I gleaned from the reports on a major street in Little Saigon on a sunday after church There was a homeless man that was passed out faced out on the sidewalk. Yeah A pedestrian came upon him grabbed him by the hips Pulled down his pants and went face first into the poor man's ass. What just all up in it What and that's when people started calling hence the lick ass 911 calls So people called saying to god, we got it. But so by the time the cops got there They just found the man the pedestrian was gone

He just drunk. I his ass up out right the police woke him up, right A sternum rub is what apparently it's a it's a thing that they do. Yeah, sure It's sternum rub. I guess to wake somebody up that would yeah, sternum rub. Oh, it's like sense. I guess somebody's in So, wow. Oh my god, it's punching a dude in the chest until he wakes up The sternum rub is the application of painful stimulus with the knuckles of closed fists to the center chest So what they just punch him in the stomach punch you in the fucking chest and that's how they wake you up It's a sternum, buddy. Fucking Christ. I had a horrible day All right

He just wanted to get drunk he just wanted to get drunk and pass out on the sidewalk and next thing You know he's getting punched and his butt's beating and the that's a nightmare. But honestly He didn't even get to experience any of the I mean, there's no You're obviously it's not consensual because you're asleep But you're asleep. I feel like if he was awake he could lean in If you wanted to I just feel like this man who It's obvious this is complicated. It was late. This is complicated. It's not it's a crime I don't know if it's that complicated. No, it was a crime it was up to him

It was definitely a crime that you can't just But then they try to arrest him for public drunkenness I hadn't even been through enough at that point. You punched him in the stomach. It is buddy And then you didn't want that to happen You got fucking his buddy now They should have arrested them because this man is just gonna start I mean honestly that man's probably very dangerous the guy had already left guy would already eat this product They probably need to find him because he sounds like he's immensely dangerous

Uh, yeah, sure. I don't know. Chick is cung Oh, I don't know. I don't know if that inspires you breathe. I would have everyone you go door to door I'm a detective breathe on my breathe in my nose. I don't know dude. If I smell even a bit of fecal matter guilty I'm gonna say this man. I've spelt enough of my breath in the last year and a half with this fucking mask And there's some of it that is it's questionable because it's like did I eat lumps of shit before I put this on Did I do that? I don't remember doing that. Yeah, I remember having a coffee and yeah brushing my teeth Yeah, I can smell like shit coffee sometimes smells a bit dumpy again. All right, here we go spring hill jack coffee though No, it doesn't no it doesn't it makes your honestly my shit smells so delicious great when I'm drinking shit heels

Man, what a wonderful spring hill jack coffee. It's just like mmm. I just like I get down in the bowl And I just think oh those beans Yeah, integrated marketing really great job. Really. It's good. You know, you like it. I love it. Yeah No, everybody does everybody likes, you know, I live in a small town in southwest michigan A little community of houses that let that a little community of houses that lead out to cornfields We have a hundred pound german shepherd wolf dog who needs a lot of exercise So he gets a walk every morning and evening Often the walk is just the same route past the same houses with the same people in them and the same pets in the yard

One morning about a year ago. I was walking him just as the sun was coming up It was light enough to see but still decently dark in the neighborhood I stopped short of crossing the street and an intersection when we cross three to four times a week because Up ahead in the yard. There was what looked to be what she said So look be what they said to be two dog-sized creatures Running in circles and also kind of like in a figure eight pattern Okay, they never veered from the pattern and looked almost like they were caught in a loop Now I've seen dogs get the zoomies and run around sure, but this was different

They just kept running the same weird figure eight pattern They also didn't really look like dogs except their size They were about the size of greyhounds, but their bodies looked more stretched out like stretched out weasels The faces were far too small Next to long and mid sections that were too squirmy kind of like when you watch a ferret roll around Hmm, right just not dog like enough Winston our dog normally will charge ahead when he sees other dogs Especially ones off their leech Especially ones off their leash or run in order to initiate play

He's big and really jerk it towards the action But he didn't move he stood by my side stoic not moving and making no sound the whole thing was very weird Eventually pulled my stairway from these weird circling creatures been backed away and took us a different route But she hasn't seen them ever since who knows what these cryptid weasels are I love cryptid weasels. All right. Thanks for this tail. It is pretty fucking wild and here's another cryptid tail Okay I lived in a small ranch in west Texas odessa With my grandparents pretty much in the middle of nowhere aside from a few neighboring ranches that didn't really have any outside lights

I was in the fourth grade and since my family lived so far away from town My grandfather had to drive me about two miles down the road to a bus stop where we could wait until the bus would come around at 6am On this particular day, it was frigid and very dark It was around 5 30 a.m. So the sun still hadn't come out yet My grandpa was driving us down the long driveway to the gate where a property met the dirt road He parked and got out close to the gate and I was just staring out into the yard of our neighbors immediately Immediately something weird caught my eye

On the tree that was next to their fence something was perched on the branch I thought it was an owl But as and as soon as I and I wrote it off as such But then I noticed there were red and green lights blinking on it Without jumping it simply began hovering off the branch and slowly hovered across the road closer to our property It looked like a very tiny man Wearing a jetpack

With a head that was too big for its body It's a child actor. Oh my god This is from a while ago It's it's limbs were very thin But I could not I could not make out a face in the darkness. I followed it with my eyes as it landed on a tree on our property Now although I couldn't make out any defining details The one thing I remember vividly are the blinking lights The red blinked very slowly while the green blinked frequently

The only times I had seen red and green lights was during christmas time Sure, and although it was cold. This was nowhere near december After a couple of minutes my grandpa got back on the truck and left I turned and we left I turned around to look at it through the back window, but it was gone Even to this day I'm unsure of what I saw my grandpa never mentored seeing anything that day and he would definitely tell me if he did Because he often told me stories about living in the mexican desert near koyami and seeing witches and fireballs in the sky I've also never told anyone the story and I forgot about it

And after moving into the city and then they heard our sand down clown episode and came all the way back Indeed well, that is some cool stuff little jetpack. Hey, if anybody's they are looking for anybody who has experienced the same thing So if you've seen a tiny man in the sky Oh, tell me because who books that? Yeah, who books them and how do we get them delivering pizza and uh All the wonderful chinese food and mexican food. I love to eat and how do we get them working for amazon? We got to put these jetpack mini people to work. Yes. I've said it before and I'll say it again I've been saying it or get a have been they have been lean it. They have been Living off our taxes for long enough

I want to thank everyone. We want to thank everyone who came out to the shows oakland phoenix and of course, los angeles Y'all were so wonderful this past weekend. It's just amazing to be back with you guys and gals Everyone just we had so much fun. So thank y'all so much for supporting us And we'll keep on trying to make you laugh the best we can and sometimes you didn't think sometimes Sometimes I honestly I don't want to get you think it too much. I mean when it comes down to it because Isn't there enough out there? Isn't there enough thoughts before so thank. Um, thank you guys for Thank you for Buying the comic book for those of you that have oh my god, dude. It's so cool out there. It's so cool

It's out today Which is october 5th It's out there Ask your local comic book store if you're interested in it We've honestly the reviews have been very kind which I've been very surprised about because the comic book world is very Persnickety believe it or not. They have opinions. Don't they um, they really do So it had people have been nice knowing that we are learning the craft as well and getting into it I think they were these next couple issues get really cooking though. I read that comic book in like 10 minutes, dude

It's so good. I'm so proud of you guys and it's just it's freaking awesome. And again, john mccray John mccray is uh, he just nailed it with the animation. I don't know how people can draw anything So it's uh, it's immensely. I honestly it's been a long time for me. I missed drawing honestly I wish I could get back into it and I want to say here we so we're off the road for a little bit in november Come check us out, south carolina. Yeah, it's a one spot We need you to buy the come boys some tickets because tickets they come out and see our fucking asses charleston Yes, the show come see us there man. Yeah, we're dabbling in the in the south a little bit this year So we're super excited to see more of the country and to go and see y'all out there

Yeah, so make sure you live your life like your jonathan brandis while you're shooting sequest and things are good And honestly what you have to remember, right? You have to laugh Even if you're in a sad time think about the happy times think about what it was like hanging out with chuck norris and how cool He fucking was right think about the two years you spent dating tatiana ali Oh, I didn't know it was quite hot very very hot very very attractive to her now So even then sure worse and how those even those thoughts would keep you from suicide Know that you things get better you get better you could go live you could do other things You don't be upset this because that heart's war didn't boost your career like you thought it would that you you're still young

You still got a whole life to live this is always opportunity to turn around and when I think about that I Love it. You love it. That's right. Oh Oh, yeah, I nailed it, buddy. I have I don't have a single Endorphin left. Nope. I am after this weekend. Yep. I am. I am emotionally exhausted Love and doing the shows But holy shit. I love being out there, man. Absolutely. All right, everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening. Never forget Hail yourselves. Hail satan. Magusalations everyone

Hail me give a little hail out there. And yeah, and if you see anybody or you know anybody who works for Jesus people USA Just throw a fucking pint of milk at him or something. Whoa Wow pint of milk Just don't drink breast milk. I mean, I if it's yours you can Also, he was drinking the stuff that he let's see he'd already pumped that stuff because he drank the night before so it was okay for it was extra This show is made possible by listeners like you Thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcast network.com