Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Taking Out the Trash

Episode Date: March 16, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: an 83 year old New York woman, in possession of a human leg, accused of dumping body parts in garbage bags in Brooklyn, a demon-possessed killing stone mysteriously cracks in Japan, the man caught smuggling 52 Lizards over the border (in his underwear), more tales of restaurant horror, Hero of the Week, Listener Stories, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories. You know what song I heard on the way to the studio today? No woman. No cry. No woman. No cry. But then it seems like also he was crying a lot. Well it's all it's weird to like. It's literally Bob Marley and the Wailers. I think all they do is cry. Wow that's true. It is just about them crying. I guess I didn't even think about that. I don't know why I thought it was about telling a woman don't cry. Oh I didn't think of that. No woman. No cry. I didn't know if that's true or not. I never thought of it as a command. I thought it was more like man I don't have a girlfriend but I'm not going to cry about it. Wow. Anyway welcome. Two different stories. Two

different men. Welcome to side stories everyone. That's why the jury system is innately flawed but it's the best we can do. Welcome to side stories. I have been hanging out with Henry. We want to thank everyone who's been calling into our shows on Monday on Serious Radio 4 PMPST. Thank you all so much. Your calls have been wonderful and it's been great to get to chit chat with you. It's so cool to be in a studio. They got free coffee. We by the way I found out I was stealing an employee's coffee because the ice coffee. Oh what? Yeah we just immediately ran in there like rats. We just rampaged it. We were hang to take. We were literally hang to take. Wow. I thought it was universal iced coffee but then I went back in there and now the guy had

separated all of it into individual coffee cups so it was he was letting me know that that coffee belongs to someone and I was just like I'm just here for an hour a week bro. We just finally got back into a studio somewhere some kind of professional space and we immediately stepped all over the office protocol. We just ruined all the peace. Ruin it all. Well because it's probably that one guy. There's two people to work there. Yeah you got the lovely security people at the desk and then you have there's this one guy with the rat tail that hangs out like I don't know what he does. Listens to radio. He literally listens to the shows because he says good job when I go get coffee at halftime. Oh nice. I call it halftime. halftime and that's all he does.

Wow. Other than that no idea. He's probably he probably knows information about the president of serious radio and that's why he has a job. He was there like obviously he's the last person that can still cancel stern. The only way to cancel stern if you find out is his hair is fake. That is a big conspiracy theory. Is that real? Yes the saying that whether or not because I feel like a lot of people that disparage Howard Stern they call them wigs. Oh. You know that idea because he might have a big way going. I actually don't know. We've never been in the same room as the man. I know that his hair does look surprisingly lush. What is more controversial? The hair on Howard Stern's head being fake or Stevie Wonder isn't blind? What would shatter your world more

if you found out one of those two things was true because the lies the deception what could we possibly believe ever again? Howard Stern I would just say like okay that's I guess it makes sense you went from having some of the most luscious loss of the world and maybe you did get one of those acute alopecia things where you lost it all in one go and that's a tragedy. Absolutely you have to go and you have to like you know keep your whole vibe together so that I can understand. Stevie Wonder being blind and also at the same time I'd actually think he's a more powerful performer that he spent all of this time fucking doing the you can't see on the radio but doing the walking around with the eyes rolled back that's a that's dating character.

He would be a true wizard if that was the case. It'd be like Lady Gaga doing that stupid ass Italian accent all through lunch. Gucci yeah I know isn't that fantastic. Shaquille O'Neal does question if Stevie Wonder can see because Stevie Wonder did say hey Shaq when he was with Shaq in an elevator however Shaq is seven but three so maybe he can sense it but anyway he can see some kind of shadows and he can smell sound. Stevie Wonder is incredibly talented you don't know what. Smell sound was he an MK Ultra? Just don't try to steal his shit if you're around him don't try to pull like oh he's blind he doesn't get a thing. He is the daredevil. We have another correction obviously we were incorrect when we said that we did not know. I made a funny little joke about Australia sitting on the

sidelines and watching Vietnam from Australia I know for a fact now because we got corrected that oh yes the Australians did fight in Vietnam. They did fight in Vietnam but again not as many. Don't get all veterans mad. There's 11 veterans that will come and kill us they will get in Australia. I don't know how they're going to get in a kayak and they're going to somehow get across the Pacific and they're going to kill us one by one by one because they could be Marines. I would say this participating in Vietnam is nothing to brag about but whatever you want to hang your hats on. You're disparaging our boys? I think that they were quite upset to be there. Oh no yay we're not saying that it was a fun war. Oh my although for an hmm you know they didn't even have the music

that we had that came from Vietnam they didn't get to listen to it in Vietnam because it came out a couple years later so like the first round of people were still listening to like Henny Youngman jokes and I think it was really bad but then once the rock and roll came in I'm just judging this on movies it seemed like it was pretty brutal. That's all we know about war. Yeah from film so again apologies to the Australian Vietnam vets and thank you for your service. Do we say that to them? I don't know but I will say and I'm not going to double down by saying I wonder if you went over there on kangaroos because that's also not helping the apology so we will learn about Australians in Vietnam when we do eventually some form of Vietnam series that Marcus is going to make us do

at some point. Well that will be wonderful and brutal intense and sad. I'm talking about wonderful brutal and sad all at once because obviously I don't even know why I said wonderful but it is it's interesting. When it comes to age isn't it nice to grow older? I don't we don't know. We don't know. Well for this person Harvey they're 83 years old but you know what that didn't stop them from doing what they love which is killing. Straight up cold hearted murder. Harvey Marceline who is a trans woman from New York City that's my town. New York. 83 years young just got off of parole 2019 for stabbing her girlfriend right this is already from a 1986 conviction has been found and been arrested with another gruesome killing in the middle of Brooklyn because this person left

a full decapitated de-armed de-legged torso in an open trash bag on a Brooklyn street this week. This trash bag I believe 83 years old weren't we discussing this with Marcus and Marcus was saying this seems like a hit and you were saying this seems as if maybe someone just lost a cadaver but this is very interesting it turns out as an 83 year old an octogenarian. But the killings go back for Harvey they go back to two prior killings dating back to 1963 so from the 60s 70s 80s 90s and today they just haven't stopped I'm starting to think Harvey may not be ready for the outside world and maybe they need to go back into the prison. Seriously sorry Harvey's a still cold fucking demon and at 83 years I didn't even know how you do this all physically so I so they found

this on the street first of all a body was found a week ago in the corner of Atlantic and Pennsylvania avenues this is down outside of Cyprus Hills in Brooklyn um who's just outside a construction safety gear shop um and one of someone who noticed they said basically they saw they're like I think there's a torso what a fucking bag out here like literally he's called the police and like what was it okay and then they went they wouldn't look at it because um then they found a leg just sticking out of a pile of trash. That's not good man I mean I just you know is there anything obviously you're dead you're decapitated but it's a little bit rude to just throw my torso in the middle of the road trash my leg I like make an art structure out of it do something where at least my memory

can be sort of like you know shown to the world something interesting because content is what you mean you hope your corpse will create content for someone else absolutely and that's why I always believed that Charles Manson should have just given his love to star and then star could have Charles Manson's body and it would be rolling around the streets of LA as we speak but the 68 year old victim Susan Lydon uh that is the torso that was the person that's who the that's who the torso belonged to yeah so you know that things didn't work out great for Susan when you're like that torso belonged to Susan because of course we assume it's now detached from the rest of her body well they went and they looked they found because apparently she was found they had a connection at

this LGBT center in Brooklyn where they met so this is her haunting grounds this woman's hunting grounds was the LGBTQ center which is very sad yes and Harvey seems to be the type of person that I'm gonna go on a limb I'm gonna say some of this is out of jealousy and that when you spend 50 years in jail because then she like her entire life 50 of her 83 years have been spent incarcerated so I mean she killed two people oh yes and the last one was for this run of 34 36 years was it from 1986 to 2019 they kind of gave Harvey a freebie with the 63 double murders they were like all right we'll put you away for 17 years go have a good life after that but then Harvey was like I got a passion and god damn it I'm following it but if you look at the even just

the way it tracks so she would she was found Harvey Marceline was on guilty of murder in 1963 for stabbing a girlfriend right for killing this was the first living girlfriend for 1963 for shooting her living girlfriend Jacqueline Bonds right at the time Marceline was also facing an attempted rape charge involving another woman and they gave technically they gave Marceline life in prison after jurors were unable to agree and whether the crime justified a death penalty she was then released on parole in 1984 what was called lifetime parole immediately stabbed another girlfriend less than a year later and leaving her body again originally in a trash bag on the street near Central Park it's very this is her mo and that was under Ronald Reagan of course and of course what

how dubby uh hw it was able to get elected was the willy horton had that they ran against uh dukakis in 88 but it seems like mr. Ronnie Reagan had a similar policy that led to somebody's death yes and so the way they tracked her down is unfortunately when they uh her latest victim when they went and searched for Susan laden uh they found cctv footage of Susan Susan laden walking into this apartment building with Harvey Marceline right and to be honest this must be a spry ass 83 year old like you better you seriously you're working out in jail i guess i don't know what kind of fucking i don't know what weedy she's eating she's eating a lot of egg whites or something i've been watching this instagram account called the liver king where it's his big huge guy just

eating raw cat hearts and like eating like marrow out of the bone he seems real energetic why he's forcing his family to do it that can't be healthy the family is uh does not the family looks scared of him but they also all just literally drink blood all day and they are very clear skin i am not uh i'm just not a marrow fan i still don't believe it's dinner you should i know i know you are uncovered in blood this is real that it's supposed to i guess tastes good no it's not i can't i even i like i love marrow but it needs to be caramelized hank a tank doesn't even do that hank this hank eats pizza rolls yeah and so they went in they saw they caught cctv they saw Susan laden going into this building and then they did not see her come out if they only saw this woman

come out harvey marcelline she came out uh and i guess slowly but surely putting out the trash and then they found this which is incredibly sad it's just wild i guess because when they finally went to investigate they found Susan laden's decapitated head they found a head part right in the living room with a circular saw and found a leg her other detached leg in harvey marcelline's wheelchair harvey versus robert durst has to be a movie oh my god it's like chucky versus the leprechaun that is a good mixture those two fight each other oh chucky versus leprechaun has to happen wow that's a really fun idea because they're probably the same weight yeah um both could easily be defeated with a baguette like if you had it well anyway you hit them both in the legs bro they will

they will fall apart push back a little bit because i i just rewatched again the original child's play because these television networks have no idea what to air anymore yeah so they're just airing cheesy 80s horror because i think they can get them for free yep uh the original chuck he's truly scary it's wonderful because he does not fuck around they burned him he's red dwarf red dwarf you need to thank for that the soul of chucky is very strong yes so i actually it's like everyone's like just kick him you can try to kick him but he's wise he's smart he's immortal he's a plastic doll with a serial killer inside of him so yeah he can keep coming and coming coming you gotta remember that about being fucking small is that honestly you better fucking kill me you better

fucking kill me you don't want me coming back well that is absolutely correct all right well so harvey is now gonna go back to prison where they belong and um our hearts of course always go to the victims be careful because um obviously they were hunting people that were marginalized and it ain't right but honestly it's weird what happens when you're also marginalized and you kill the marginalized well no one's looking for anybody that's the called that's the conundrum yeah that's the gray area of law enforcement we're unlike hank the tank which i'm just gonna keep on mentioning for some reason you like them they don't really care all right but i do want to talk about this one thing real quick okay sure talking about last week and it's really important because of the

things around it so have you done any reading and about this in japan there was an a thousand year old what they called a killing stone yeah it's said to contain an ancient demon and you're like great good you got that rock there okay excellent so we've taken care of the demon right it's in the rock they're like yes absolutely i was taken care of don't even worry about it sir um that rock cracked open in mysterious circumstances and we we don't know what happened oh my god this is horrified now according to the local legend there was this it was a killing stone to trap the spirit of a malevolent being oh no you're saying that maybe like there's some long story that's attached to it i really want to get into it um it's by tomomo no mai oh wow i nailed that maybe was an

ancient demon from japanese mythology oh my god you just said its name no form of a beautiful woman right now the story was supposed to be part of this the the creature was supposed to be really like kind of fucking pumpkin head which is metal right pretty sweet it was supposed to kill emperor toba right emperor toba ruler of japan from 1107 to 1123 looking at the paperwork here all right not the longest run now that's okay sure sure sure but so the i guess the demon was corralled it was put inside this rock and they're like we got it right and so now what they're saying is apparently what they're saying is this is why i'm suspicious okay like natural circumstances has caused this right they're like don't worry what we've seen now is that it's water damaged on the rock

they said they created little hairline fractures within the rock and then just happened stance the rock broke on its own okay well this is all in the small town of nasu and it is a volcanic stone so perhaps that makes it stronger or weaker let us know i don't know does that make it bigger and better and better or does that make it more susceptible to cracks either way what do we know about cracks sometimes at least to freedom look at the liberty bill so maybe this demon comes sometimes it liberates us from our own lives or it tortures you when you have a man working on your home because that crack honestly is like those eyes from the from the paintings in the haunted mansion where they get that ass crack from a plumber it follows you around the house

yeah they say that if you touch this rock you die and well yeah and apparently they said it releases a spewing poisonous gas from time to time which is why they call it a killing rock but this is the reason again the reason why i'm suspicious is because if this is really a tourist spot wouldn't they lean into the demon angle right like your tourist spot be like i don't know what's gonna happen with this demon i think they believe it's really bad bro i think that in a way they would be like they would in to me that's how you know it was fake if they make kind of like a branded like now you know just for now for your view we got 10% off if you want to come hunt this demon right like they could do that but the fact that they're trying to overly explain it just being

like no no very common for a thousand year old rock to just randomly split sure it is but is it i don't know i we don't know and guess what i no one knows anything i think that's also it's really important is that an archaeologist might know on this situation jack shit man well everything they do is made up every rock's different you fucking you don't know they don't know they don't tell time with them sometimes they can tell what years certain things were occurring because of rock settlement sediment sediment but guess what what if all right what if yeah those are the rocks we can get at bro they're rocks and we can't even fucking get to right no listen oh anti deluvian pro deluvian i'm pro deluvian doc i'm pro the flood but i also believe the idea

was like what if there was a massive catastrophe right wiped out fucking hundreds of years of human development deluvian it means a like a flood like the vent a flood like event huh so it's like if all the words you don't know deluvian is when you do it's because of graham handcock old episodes of rogan is that right yeah he said deluvian i love rogan said the word deluvian almost as many times as he said the word covet but yes you can think about like what if like there was a gigantic extinction event that wiped out all modern humankind and then the rock has since flattened so hard because what how old's earth fernando 4.5 billion even thank you fernando it's not like he didn't make that up why he didn't just make that up on the spot like all these what is

it even mean doctors what does it even mean i'm just saying that we've only been around human kind who has we know humankind has only been around for 300 000 years but what if that's some say that's what i'm saying bro the evangelical will say six no not those fucking assholes i'm saying like other people like the wise graham handcock who can get a cameo from for 75 dollars or a fucking anybody that has been oh graham handcock is on cameo i think so man looking for his lost ages of wage according to twitter user lily and she's the one who saw this cursed rock she says the rock was split open and the rope was also detached and she says i feel like i've seen something that i shouldn't be seeing i also say this is just a pre-emptive i'm sorry to rock people

and i'm sorry because ellie or my friend ellie's geologist i don't mean to slander you i know that you work really hard and rocks are real and the science you learn from it can be real i'm just saying what if there are rocks that you don't know about to be fair there's no one that hates rocks more than rock people because they're like this is just another basic rock every day we're like this is a basic rock and you know how rare it is to get a demon rock yeah it's never it's once in a lifetime it's like if you if you caught the golden state killer most detectives are just alcoholics and then they die yeah they don't get to catch the golden gate killer no oh no i was just watching the new um i think what the hell is the name of the show it's on it's on netflix that it's about

all about hero cops is all about oh is that right and it's the whole first one of the first episodes is an entire 45 minutes explaining just how badly the canadian cops fucked up the the investigation of bruce macarthur and then we'll act on like heroes and shit because you just put like heroic music behind all of the ways they fucked up looking for it and just like no no no you just didn't get him you didn't get him until later you you had the wrong guy you killed like five more people bruce macarthur another example of what happens when the authorities aren't looking at certain marginalized communities because of course he hunted the gay community as well and then he put all of their body parts in body plans which again is kind of where i don't mind the idea

of turning into a tree but um i just don't want my like i don't want to have like eight of them the problem was is that they became focused on this one guy that was like the cannibal cop who was a an internet cannibal where he would have long extensive fantasy email situations with various people who pretend to be what they called um long pigs and he was a master chef which honestly i think gordon ramsey could sue them for i feel like that he should look at it's called like zambian meat was the website that they all met on where he'd go and he'd like he'd pretend he's like oh i'm gonna cook you up real good and then it was like some other like guy pretending to be a 15 year old being like yes master yes flay my flay my asshole flay my asshole and then you know the

Canadian cops are like these guys are real fucking weirdo and then obviously as they got deeper into the investigation they found nothing because unfortunately it was all in this very gross like it's sad because the guy looks like your grandpa he looks like a peepaw and he definitely spent all day talking about how you want to eviscerate dickenballs and you wanted to like cook them on his grill but then he went back to being a peepaw the next day right so yeah i guess i know it's a lot it's a lot to deal with and again you are allowed to do whatever you want consensually i don't recommend eating one another please unless it's consensual get a contract though but even then uh just take just try to take care of maybe have a little finger maybe have a nibble

of a finger a roast as dark as the night perfect for fueling the cryptid research and mad ravings required for your podcasting don't mind the red eyes he's just trying to warn you of the bridge the bridge finally from the caffeine addled brains of spring hill jack coffee and last podcast on the left brie bring you mothman's red eye blend yes delicious panama beans go to last podcast merch.com to order yours today all right so there's a man we have some lizard people out there but how much do you love them would you love them enough to take 52 of them and put them in your underwear i honestly think that i i specifically have friends that would this man he was trying to smuggle uh 52 lizards across the state border this is in the u.s border agents in california like buddy um

you're like shaking and stuff so they were like dude you got to come over here and then they took out a 52 live reptiles they were tied up in small bags which were concealed in the man's jackets pants pockets and his groin area so so he walks into this is the airport right this is i believe this was just the u.s border so i don't think it was the airport so he has an actively squiggling set of clothes like you are going in your clothes are moving right your your pants are are jumping around your jackets bouncing back and forth and he thought that he'd be like this is supple well it worked for jake the snake roberts i guess but that snake was almost dead it was one snake well he kind of got a lot of them after he just kept they kept on dying yeah because he would just put

him in the bathtub of his hotel rooms and stuff yeah jake wasn't taking very good care of himself so this is yeah nor was he taking very good care of a snake although snakes self-reliant anyway this man had nine snakes and 43 horned lizards and i don't know if is the lizard trade really that big of a deal it might be i know that we've dealt with that we talked about obviously back today kevin barnett would talk a lot about the problems of the iguana releases that were done from various research facilities and zoos throughout all of Florida and it changes the entire environment i think that's mostly a part of it is because what we talked about this is coming in from australia you best not have an apple core no you will get your head bounced

against the fucking wall you can explain c4 coming into america but you can't explain like oh you bring a fucking papaya in here oh yeah osama been fruitin he's on fire today he's on fire today that is very true though do not mess around with customs when it comes to australia you can maybe bring some crystal meth with you but don't even think about bringing an american grape sydney akai uh ackee they're customers in border protection they say smugglers will try every possible way to try to get their product or in this case live reptiles across the border it was it was an american man that brought it over and i don't know i mean is it the worst thing of all time two thirty years old and i'm taking a look at the table where they spread all these animals

out like as they were by bags of crystal meth and then cocaine and to be fair it looks like they're all dead he also didn't try everything because he also go to put them up his asshole yeah and that's everything if they found all of these in his jacket some of his pants some of his pockets and one stuck up his asshole then i'd be like he really left it all in the bag he gets to keep that one but yeah it really does look like uh it looks like they're all probably dead yeah i don't think that they did well and i guess it could be for you know email side stories lpotlgmail.com why do we have these lizards why do we have these lizards i mean i'm not talking about for love yes for love that's different but if you brought in a bunch of dead ass horn lizards what does that do

is that chum i don't know i don't know and i don't know what a horn lizard goes for but either way just a little story from the border patrol yeah that's what i like that's what we always do another article will be our new segment stories from the border patrol and just us crying for 20 minutes um this is another one i just want to talk about this okay um so what i love is mens hubris mens mens hubris mens hubris right because we are really close to they've been talking about this idea of a space elevator right this is a concept this is actually really cool yes where our goal is this is very simple again an email side stories lpotlgmail.com if i might be butchering this but i might let me know if i'm correct it seems like this so you think they're

closer to this idea of a space elevator where they will basically send up something like a weight or opinion point up into space and essentially you attach a line from that object back down to earth and then you could start sending things up through space it's it makes all the sense in the world it's no different than a i'm just going to call it a rolly ladder sure what are those things that descend from helicopters rolly ladder rolly ladder but it's the idea that like the hardest part it it seems that the hardest part to to space travel is the getting off of earth and getting back onto earth okay that's the most dangerous part it's very difficult you got to get the angle all this kind of shit it still has to be kind of done

by hand so the idea is like try to like so it's this interesting thing that humankind might be trying to might be trying to do and it might be an easy way easier way for us to explore the stars but what if we did the opposite right uh-huh we dug a big old hole now okay we got a problem on this in this planet right running out of oral right oil's bad it's killing us right sure so whatever the shit it's like planting shit and i've also read a thing where it said it's not dinosaur bones that's wrong okay i don't know i don't know but you know orals bad right we want to get our so part of what we got to do here is man some new form of what they need is we need limitless energy and i say fusion energy and some people get upset about that because it's very

unstable and they can blow up and kill everybody i say nuclear energy because it's uh it's very safe and uh i think you could save the world the marketing has been tough to pull off it really has been because of all the people who get the cancer and the melting and when you know when you go down and you got the uranium rods and you know what you just leave absolutely fantastic um but on fire um yes the goal here is didn't what they're saying is in order to get limitless energy okay their idea dig the super deep hole this is where marcus is king but the thing is they said dig and they don't do it what do you mean you got to use melt and nuclear melting where basically the goal is to get as close as we can to the juicy molten center of the planet earth right to evaporate

water at such a rate this is really all it is it's creating a chimney it's taking a hole all the way down it's just an extension of the combustion combustion engine but it's using the combustion of the very planet itself my question is but you basically you boil water wow i don't know why i cover this story we're having a pretty big political conversation about fracking uh and that doesn't involve going to the center of the earth there's nothing that can go wrong absolutely we just talked about a volcanic rock that split in half that released a demon that might kill us all what do you think is going to happen when we get to the center of the earth there could be a pizza party that would be awesome we get that there and it's nothing but ice cream i do remember being

because my parents were obviously so religious but they believed like remember the tape that came out where it's like we've reached hell oh yeah there was all the screams and stuff and i believed it was true for a moment oh yeah of course and it was kind of cool when i was 11 um but then obviously i realized yeah it was just gas but what if it was hell yeah it would be awesome and then it also be where we can hear it where's heaven though well that's uh a place on earth whoa blue carlyle miss her yes r.i.p so geothermal energy i think she's alive uh i i am not keeping track anymore because razor and moan r.i.p he's dead that's so sad 63 lived a hard life but a fantastic wrestler but then some people are just never like dick cheney we've been keep till we

keep bringing him up he's just still very much alive and thriving and the other war criminal there the uh the soup rummy no rummy's dead rummy's dead but the real uh old man jowls he still talks every now and again geothermal geomorphin grungle that's it geomorphin grungle al gregorio yeah i'm sure someone out there knows it is an old fucking piece of shit who cares roofer murdoch no actually not roofer that's not who i'm thinking of although it fits although it fits well honestly i don't even need to cover the story anymore no i love that story but that was very interesting and i am i'm happy that you brought it to our attention because i did think that was quite crazy that now we are drilling to the center of the earth but let's go back to earth lunch back to earth

back to earth welcome to earth i am gorth and i will be rubbing your butt today look at our restaurant i ordered an elderly woman please yeah well whatever uh this man he was eating lunch right yeah but then the thing is he's such a piece of shit lou met matthew james carizio though he looks like such a dumpy oh this fucking asshole he's 32 years old he's eating lunch um but unless you prepare yourself and buy the food at the grocery store and you're in your own living room you have to pay for it you do instead of paying for it he just pointed his gun at uh at the waitress and was like hey man i'm not gonna pay uh but then he was just charged with two counts of felony aggravated assault as well as one count of petty

theft i guess if you steal a sandwich it is just petty theft so that's not so bad well i'm actually kind of mad but i'm just looking at the man and i don't think that he was hungry no he's not that situation exactly i don't think he was at the naked and frayed level of starving i think he could have waited an hour to the peckers change the the hungry or they get do they get bigger or do you lose weight in your dick you lose weight everywhere but he was weird is that you lose it above in the in the fucking top mound like you know i maybe that's i don't know if you have it because it's like i have the choice no i was just i was just i have a fat hat on top of my penis yeah no i was just talking with eddie ed larson for brighter side about this i know i'm getting

weight when my zipper starts to fall down because my fat upper penis area that gains weight first so then i have to be like okay let's watch it let's get back to bod so let's get back to tuna and rice you need a mandel down there you need something to keep it tight yeah so this guy he ordered food and then he was upset and it was not prepared to his liking well can i just say all right like yeah obviously is this man's fault um matthew carazzoza yeah obviously he did this but what restaurant did he order from and what could they have possibly fucked up nothing that you would need to pull a weapon we've been dealing with this we're talking about the dickies is not good enough dickies it sounds fine well maybe let's ask okay kissle what's the food that you think is good

enough to fucking get violent if you mess it if you mess it up if you mess up a uh i mean obviously something like i want to say like a pizza but like what is really close near and dear to my soul at peter luger steak if they really fucked that up i mean i would be more mad i would just be more like i would just move like how but also how do you fuck up a steak i eat it all i don't like a well-done steak obviously but i'll still eat it it's a shoe leather yeah it would have to be something you know what if you really fuck up a chicken wing and i want a chicken wing i'm like how did you mess up a chicken wing if it met a place that exclusively sells chicken wings so if i'm at like chicken wing central dot whatever crypto uh that's a new restaurant apparently

chicken wing central dot crypto yes and if they mess up the chicken wing i'm like this place is named after chicken wings that would be infuriating it would be but i still don't know if i'd kill no i would never kill but this dude he's such a moron so he ordered this food no i didn't like it so then he just left but because he's such a fat dump he left his cell phone behind so when he came back to get his cell phone i like what you said i like forgot something that is your fault my violence yeah i forgot my violence same impression you do for holder mcnealy i just want to point that out they look kind of similar so he went back to get his phone and then the employee was like hey jackass you didn't pay the bill and then that's when he pulled out a multicolored semi-automatic handgun

and pointed it in the face of one of the victims and then he was arrested later driving down us highway 91 yeah well they got him real fast jeez what a real fucking fast yes indeed he's he's got a uh a court appearance before the magistrate judge on uh march 15th so it's today yeah well worst of luck to you jackass yeah fuck you you piece of shit employees alone it's a hamburger stands they are fucking struggling you piece of fucking shit that's the problem everyone has rage but it's all directed at the wrong people because it's directed at other citizens as opposed to who it should be directed at which is the man in charge get that government get him just stop shooting or pointing guns at people who are in customer service hey what's up everyone how you

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hail yourselves everyone hail satan um i do i don't really want to talk about this in depth but i do kind of want to like bring it up to maybe have side stories our listeners kind of like roll it around in their minds and see how they react side stories lpotlgmail.com this is about this tiktok dancer and i'm gonna put tiktok i'm gonna put dancer and um i'm gonna put that in quotation marks okay um she they believe that she is a victim of an la-based cult now it's really weird because we don't like talking very often about boutique cults here because we don't like to give them any attention because that's how they get boosted up i also don't know what it means at the time because they don't know what it means right because the word cult is just gets bandied

about quite a bit these days and i mean we literally have a baby merch called future cult leader because it's cute but it's like i don't know and it's also that fucked up thing where you talk there is a sort of a moral crux if you're bud if you're above the age of 18 and you can centrally if you agree to be a part of an organization then is it a cult even if nobody else likes that you're a part of it i don't know we got into this conversation we did the heavens gate revamp could just be a firefighter who knows but this is a person named miranda derrick uh they are saying that she might have been a part of this thing that she basically got picked up some bullshit about tiktok i don't give a care i don't i don't give a care i don't give a car i don't care about what

it is that she does okay they uh do a thing here where they got picked up i think called 7m management right which is a i guess the kind of like the way tiktok kind of world's work where like they kind of get hooked up to a production company that will make all their videos for them this woman was was went viral with her and her sister doing these dance videos and it's since kind of like broken up their arrangement to go be with the 7m group that people are now saying is the off shoot of this thing called the shekaina church which is this weird again fringe christian thing saying that they need to save a billion souls a bunch of like one billion so i know there's a lot of work but uh i really think it comes down to there's a lot of various things because the miranda

woman who says that she the like her family claims that she's been taken by this cult but miranda derrick is the one saying no actually it's because y'all didn't like my new black boyfriend and i am now just choosing to live a separate life with him and working with this production company it seems like they have some family therapy they have to get through if i'm gonna join a fucking cult i'm not joining something that sounds like 3m i'm not joining something that sounds like a corporate office but this is a new management films because that's not fun next call it was a watered-down version of psychology i know everything else is a watered-down version of nexium because you don't want to do the work just make it fun make it you're gonna

make a cult make it fun at the very least keith ranieri talking to the dalai lama and telling that joke to him do you remember that guy only cost a hundred thousand dollars when keith ranieri told the joke to the dalai lama the dalai lama didn't get it and then fake laughed it's all a force it's just anyway i only bring this up like just like that kind of idea of like it's this conversation about cult activity she didn't even do that well she only had not to demon not to demonize people you know being an artist on tiktok but she only had nine thousand likes and two thousand comments well that's not new stuff that's not much i think that there's a real comment this is maybe even more page seven territory this this side of it is more page seven territory where

it's like it seems that the sisters are more so having a public fight because they are breaking up what was a very lucrative system for the two of them and one wants to go solo and the other one doesn't it but it does seem that the seven m management company has some weird connections whatever the shekinah church is which is also super strange and it really just comes down to again you're free to do whatever you want if it comes down to a thing called money laundering and there's no better way to do it than get yourself a religion oh yes and i feel like there's something like that too where you're like god knows what's like you know who knows what they're what the actual machinations are behind and that's why i'm starting a new religion

dwarf if uh you want to be part of a dwarf the dwarf religion you're a dwarf and isn't that fun i love it stands for dogs or reptiles farting that's that's really fun that's cute as half each week we watch videos of dogs farting and scaring themselves that's so and then you know what a lizard farts because you see the bubbles in the water and then you dose them with lsd and you tell them that you're the all living all knowing god how much lsd oh so the reptile cold-blooded do you think that what what do you think an alligator like a big old crowd how do you think they would react on lsd did they ever try they never because they didn't try it on reptiles did they i think it's time when we next time we're going to jacksonville soon

i can't wait i have some acid i could put up my ass we'll go into jacksonville make sure you find an alligator we'll drag them on the stage don't put it up there rower you're gonna no no i'll get two nuts bro no i got this pink tube that i'm just gonna fucking yeah the worst part and stuff the top part is the hardest part right and then but thankfully it's got this stand at the bottom it keeps it from going all the way in well that is just sometimes it gets hungry right all right well let's do hero of the week this man he's an actual hero his name is bisbeck beyond bow he's an nba superstar and he has donated his entire years contract which is 1.3 million dollars and he has donated it to a hospital in his hometown in the congo in honor of his father

who passed away last year that's incredible so yes it's really sweet to do this um that's like legitimately good yes he just signed a one-year contract with the phoenix sons and i hope for many more because obviously he's got great character and that is not easily found it's not so it's the bisbeck beyond bow foundation and he's using his star as an nba player to help doctors in the congo and to build this hospital so that is honestly just very very sweet that's a real hero good work kiss no problem was it a concept it wasn't just about a woman's breasts it wasn't about like butterflies yep i also didn't notice i got i got quite a few dms there's been some cats that people have named betty white which is interesting miambo um he says i told my agent

my salary of this year would be going to construction of a hospital back home to give hope to the hopeless and he says i want to be able to give them better conditions so they can somewhat uh have hope that their loved ones will be able to live and see another day so well it's very sweet one thing also put out there is the shout out to all of the people fighting the draconian measures that the main state government are trying to do to stop obscene vanity plates when we cover that woman last week saying about how she fought the valiant right believe it was fart for have her license plate say fart there are some people out there because you can't say you can't have a license plate that says fuck you're gonna have one that says shit ass you can have one that says uh i eat

shit it's really one says i love it shit the whole point of a vanity plate or a license plate in general it's identification right so if you're a cop what's easier it's e eight three four one nine or it's i eat ass it's gonna impala okay i'm actually really fine they cancelled one they did refuse one that says okay karen they did stop that one i should agree with that one and they have another one in the head they did reject also fuck 2020 i first of all that's funny the fuck 2020 okay karen that's funny because if you're a kid you can smash their windows okay karen you know but anyway there are lovely people named karen oh absolutely one of my favorite waitresses in las vegas is karen although i believe she has since retired wow good for her she was very sweet

and she knew my probably just cut people getting getting her face coming in like you one of those bitches she was not she was wonderful and in karen you know who you are good work good work not being one of them the one at mandalay bay all right okay and now let's read some listener emails i think it's important to preface this with the fact that my dad is of a generally sane mind but tends to also be a compulsive liar i know what that's like upon hearing stories and making them into his own memory sure that this is a part and remember i want to say that so all our listeners and everybody out there the stories are more important than accurate memory because it's more about the emotional memory of the time period isn't that how isn't that how we got here no no no

no emotional memory is important how like i emotionally know kissle shat on dav kaylor's couch i did not oh we know that you did nah i just slept on it naked and in the world did what the world does so you're saying the shit inside of your butt which you can't even say remain anymore you can't even have a card in shit but anymore you can't do it on the license plate and then you wow all right we'll get we'll get back there emotional memory i can't wait to have a 20 year anniversary a look back uh at lpn i can't wait to defend myself in front of people because i'm going to win this argument even if i am wrong who's your lawyer me wow i've heard of the man who takes himself as a client yeah you know what you heard is that what you heard yeah very good welcome to the courtroom

that being said uh huh one time as a kid while visiting him he pulled me aside and told me he was going to tell me something that he's never told anyone else before in his life he told me the government used him in mk ultra experiments in the 90s and the biggest difference between the other stories and his being that witches ran it and they specifically picked him because he knew kung fu now he told me after joining the army he was awoken at 3am by a strange cloak figures and take it into a secret white room with weegee boards and witchcraft symbols he was then apparently left there for days he said he lost three days of his life and woke up later back in the army training like normal he told me he would get flashbacks however of the witches making him do kung

fu and that they forced him to do acid and to brainwashing so being a child at the time i believe them 100% and to this day i have some irrational witch fear because of it now my dad is by no means a good person and he honestly tells this story to a lot of people in some weird attempt at sympathy but i think he genuinely believes he was hypnotized by kung fu which army to kill people and who knows we don't know do we maybe he was maybe he was he probably wasn't and to be fair i mean when it comes to a good person bad person if you're gonna find someone to do mk ultram maybe the more unlikable because then the be more disbelieved well don't want to be around them so why not we talk about this all the time it's all about finding the finding it's not about

how any can key can fit in any slot you have to find the key absolutely now the cia is the slot i work as an overnight veterinary technician in the 24 7 emergency animal hospital the building we work in used to be a medical facility for humans i believe cardiac if i'm not mistaken now when i first started working there i noticed weird feelings being watched from different places in the building the stairwell leading to offices upstairs the actual offices when you pass by them always feels as if someone is looking at you from them the surgery unit when the lights are off finally one night some of us techs weren't busy and we got to talking and when i mentioned the weird feelings i was getting they just said oh yeah this place is haunted that's the worst

answer you could possibly oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah this place is on it a woman haunts our surgery unit at night something haunts upstairs and likes to strum the guitar and our employee lounge every so often cool no one on overnight's goes upstairs unless we absolutely have to i never experienced any of this personally until about two months ago when i was taking laundry to the back to get to our laundry room you have to go through central treatment into our surgery unit and pass the radiograph room the lights in our radiograph room were off and when i passed by a large black something caught my eye when i looked it was a large black shadow figure that just seemed to grow taller he it felt male to me i'll tell you i'll tell you how you know i know what

i saw i know what i saw it stayed at the back of the room and it didn't move closer when it came back to our central treatment i asked one of the other techs if there was something in radiograph she confirmed what i saw and now we've confirmed the son some of our animal patients who passed on are also sticking around afterwards as well one night when i was in laundry i heard a meow at my feet oh i was too far from other units for it to have been a hospitalized patient so when i heard the meow at my feet we just euthanized the cat about an hour prior we heard the clicking of nails and our floor as well oh my god now they have a ghost cat that's so scary that's cool i like that i hope wendy haunts me i'd be kind of nice then you don't have to um what do you call that you take

the dna uh copy and paste clone clone yeah that costs 150 grand it's a lot it looked up jeez just get another one yep oh yeah do you look one just looks just like it yeah name it wendy no one knows now as far as those other mothman sightings it caught me completely off guard because the way these people are describing it it's exactly what i saw only it was during one of my sleep paralysis episodes shoot in fact it was the last time i ever experienced sleep paralysis i only saw him once i was in high school and very depressed oh naturally i was on drugs and failing due to my shit bag x on top of one of my best friends hanging themselves wow man that is high school that is high school jeez sorry buddy i uh we've i played magic yeah but there was also a lot of trauma there's a lot

of trauma but i was in the nerd group and we didn't do we didn't have a lot of drama because we i was in drama do you have any talent show i booked it that's a lot of power you are such a anyway continue on all right here we go who did you snub by the way oh there was someone's licking a gun right now staring at a picture of you from high school no i always made sure you compliment sandwich just how you keep from getting murdered always say love your energy here not a right fit at this juncture but we'll circle back take a look at your information again it's really important well all right that is how you stay alive good so i shit you not for six months straight i had sleep paralysis every night oh nightmare the last night was me laying in my room i always

high in christmas lights are in my windows and actually fell asleep with the tv on as backward background noise absolutely very nice well i remember opening my eyes and i couldn't move i looked around the room only to see that my tv was off the christmas lights were red and i could feel the atmosphere crushing my chest i finally looked up and i saw him this giant dark winged creature with glaring red eyes satirified is an understatement i was beyond fear once her eyes locked it felt like it was five or six hours of the stare down his wings were in uh like uh since like uh the best way to explain it was like a dark gray and black along with being damaged and dusty i couldn't see any facial features because of how bright the eyes

were glowing i've never felt true terror in my life until that moment and at some point during the stare off i decided that i couldn't handle it anymore i was so overwhelmed in every way imaginable i spoke with my mind and i said no i do not want this go away now i'm shorter than you fuck prayer well buddy i'm basically here and i'm trying i'm choosing to end this once i said that i just remember orange surrounding me and i woke up hmm that seems like the mothman was just trying to hang out have a nice little night and then the mothman's like oh i guess i'll go again i really wish everyone wasn't scared when they saw me but i'll bye well we were talking about this i really do feel like the the mothman is maligned because all he does is want to warn us

of of dangers and people won't believe him because he's scary does he cause the danger or is he just trying to warn us of the danger i think that people come it's like don't shoot the messenger that's right every weatherman would be dead if that was the case yeah because weathermen they fucked them lie it's mostly weather women now and they're very attractive oh i like that yeah it's when that naked news that's good news yeah right there that's how it should be just facts i mean i think this because i'll see some jeffrey tuban in trouble come on but that's something he should have he should have shifted he should have moved his paradigm to the naked news there was another dumpy shithead spit spritzer some shithead i don't know he took a picture of him in his underwear

and anything he went or he did that no it was a he's like the he's all the heraldor revera well yes but he's jacked robert urbine why do i know every single pictures of you're talking about a fat guy who's showing his dick yeah this guy is a fat guy that he works on cnn he's like the hr of cnn but he's always on camera he does a show called rain liable sources but they're not i forget his name he's dumpy shit he was like he should have been bullied more al gregorio there we go back to the same game of just guessing things that i don't know absolutely so make sure every day guys you're out here we out here man we out here we are out here we we we we laugh and we live and we love and you're gonna live your life knowing for a fact you can do anything possible

to not end up as just a severed foot in a pile of trees man and it's not your fault it's never your fault if you end up like that but you gotta love knowing that hey thank you know what today both my legs attached to my torso today that's a win that's a win and if you don't happen to have legs at least they're not severed off and then at least you're alive still you're still alive you're alive if you've lost your legs wow a lot of caveats here i didn't realize we're really walk through a minefield but you know the nice thing now is with the new with the new technology those new legs are going to be better than my fucking legs they're certainly going to matter your clot riddled legs well that was a fetish site that i went on people who were like i wish i

didn't have these legs because the frickin tech is so cool so cool now yeah so honestly and then you're gonna laugh think about it if you don't have legs how much better your fucking legs are going to be than all these precious so-called athletes i bet you as soon as you get them new robot legs some new magic shoes yeah you're gonna be out there you're gonna be jumping all around them faster than them killing them one by one showing them all they're like how dare you fucking think i'm half of you less than you i'll fucking kill and kill and kill and kill and kill again with my new legs absolutely or maybe even the new arms like jacks for mortal combat that would be cool that would be kind of cool wow that got really aggressive it was very nice

all right everyone well thank you so much for listening we can't wait to see you on the road oh my god this next week and it's going to be a lot of traveling for us but we are it's totally worth it because we can't wait to see you atlanta coming to see you atlanta can't wait to be home you can't wait to fucking see you all guys um we got in Memphis and then also with Jacksonville don't forget the jumbo shrimp we i i think we'll have to do one of the songs i think we might have to and if you're a jumbo shrimper out there come on out to the yeah coming out to our ball game would you simply the best at radio thank you for listening to hail yourselves maghustalations yeah yeah that's how we end it yep every day wow another perfect episode wow

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