Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: THAT'S A BRAIN

Episode Date: September 24, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a man finds a brain, a Greyhound rider with a bag of limbs, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories Yeah, cuz we get the Statue of Liberty to I I don't know what's what's another What do you want the Statue of Liberty to do Henry tick-tock dance? You want you want to dance and it's not dancing. I'll say that what mid rant Have we just entered in I you started me going about I'm talking about the Gundam robot You're in love with the Japanese 60-foot robot who is now taking knees doing t-bowing and yeah I'm going to destroy our entire civilization and you're so proud of it I tell you what Gundam took a knee and this was just this was about a political movement

Gundam is a robot police know this is a robot robot's lives matters and no robot Okay, first of all, that's extremely controversial and we're gonna whoop back that back panel that I'm saying I'm going to say this the Gundam robot works for the place you think that you think that the citizens of this world These are being in control of this Gundam robot the scientists there be control of the Gundam robot We're funded by whom I don't know this level of science. This might be private science Honestly, there might be some ebbs scene money in there So that is actually that's where it starts to become a little bit more problematic

Turn it on you have to show the picture of a young person and then it's like yeah Gundam activated But I'll say this robot beforehand is that this there used to be a whole era of physical memes that people used to do Like things to like the old South Park episode It's the only episode I see on reruns at all times where they do the made fun of the planking and the t-bowing got you having the Gundam Do the t-bow is really important for science. It's like I don't know the Statue of Liberty to dab Science has won. I believe that we have all lost if this is science winning Let's shut down our education systems now. Nobody wants healthcare. We've already decided that nobody likes it They don't want it. They want a 60-foot robot to come to your home

Scoop up. How lucky would you be? You've got maybe a young man, you know like viciously dying of cancer We're about to lose his life way before he's supposed to right great sad. You've got no way to fix it Anything any sort of way that you would take 300k out of your wallet just to keep him alive for a couple extra years Sure, but wouldn't a smile be put on your face of a 60-foot robot shows up at your home and just scoops him up I'm trying to run giant hand and then he gets to go live a sci-fi life And so the last 15 minutes of it So basically your entire use of the Gundam is to discard of people who are in late-stage forms of cancer

That's what you want to use a Gundam for you say if you want to clarify it like that I say cup in the robot hands like a chick that has recently been hatched All right, this is a lot. This is a lot. Hey, what's up everyone? How you doing? Welcome to science stories I am Ben with Henry. I'm happy we got the Gundam debate out of the way because I have been upset about this for a long time and I am now I Am upset with you Henry. I've had nothing to do with it But you just your your approval of it drives me insane, but we do not have to talk about that hope needs to be seeded From science the way an actor will seed several children into a whole cast of women

But this I'm just so glad that we started happy Because first of all the hits just keep on coming 2020 has been the year of horrible surprises Marcus parks is in the middle of a family emergency right now And so he actually had to very quickly go to Texas So this means that we are not going to be able to do our regularly scheduled last podcast in the left episode this week We are going to be doing an episode that is just going to be kissle and I but just send good vibes to Marcus and his family It is absolutely incredibly difficult time and it just keeps getting easier

If you have any connection with the moon now is the time to call up the moon be like you'll shoot some good beams down over there To Texas, but this week's last podcast on the left. We will be doing some listener pasta So shoot us an email at side stories LP otl at gmail.com. We already have a bunch So thank you all so much who have been early In sending those stories because they are thank God you did because we would not be able to do another an extra episode this week But I feel like it's great that we have our audience trained to just like work hard work hard work hard like us because you never know When that's gonna matter you never know when you the audience is gonna come in clutch versus us who are

I'm gonna say 50 percent Hey, baby 50 clutch. That's actually incredible right especially better than kobe better than jordan Every day is the playoffs here in the world of radio. Do you want to start with this dismembered body part story? Of course, I do. All right. Take a look at this story This comes from the chicago cbs local news Dismembered body parts found in suitcases that markham police say man hauled all the way from kentucky So now this is what's so unbelievable eight Eight heads in a duffel bag funny movie love that film but to actually think about having to drag

Body parts in a suitcase That sucks. You know, we've been we were traveling. We were traveling. Yeah, we used to do a lot of stuff We know the suitcase life. Oh, absolutely and I travel with a beautiful Sexy wife That also travels in the suitcase not inside of the suitcase, but you would be you'd think That she did simply because she has a lot of shoes So I know what it's like to travel with just one bag that feels as if it could contain a bouncer I agree with that. So in a gruesome and horrific discovery body parts were found inside of a suitcase

This is in the south suburban markham Uh, which I think it's good that this happened in the suburbs because you got to shake those people out of their Out of their young sheldon. That's what I love about a blue velvet. That's why I always think about this whenever we go Through a small town, especially when we're traveling some kind of like nice little place where you see all the country cabin looks and you see They're really like, you know a neighborhood's nice when he doesn't have sidewalk because they don't want anybody have a place to stay In any way shape or form but you walk through these neighborhoods at night because that's what I used to do the last time we were in portland I just I did the Arthur shot cross where I just walked in a straight line because a lot of backyards don't have fences in there So I was just like walking through people's backyards

I walked from the city downtown straight up into the suburbs and it was great. I learned a lot about portland What did you learn about portland? There's a whole lot of road isn't that but I learned that it's important every time I look Around into these idyllic little towns. I just think man. This place is just fucking right for a serial killer It is possible that we have a serial killer here. So how did this person get these body parts to the suburbs from Kentucky? No other way of transportation Than the good old greyhound bus Never talk to anyone on a greyhound or do you that's do you talk to them or do you have to never okay never Never engage on a greyhound like I used to learn this the hard way you have to act sick

If you're on a greyhound act like you're about to throw up so that people don't talk to you But also the wonder of a greyhound that I will I use that term loosely But the wonder of a greyhound is one of the last anonymous ways to travel at any point in the greyhound World in the history of greyhound. Has anyone asked what's in the bag? Why would you never ask? I don't want to know any buddy's business on the bus as far as I'm concerned We are all here. We are all I imagine this is diplomatic non-actors I can't imagine that this person was dressed well whoever got on the greyhound with these bags full of human body parts

Okay, so if it doesn't look like you have any other clothes other than the ones you're wearing What's in the bag? That's I'm just asking greyhound to ask one question. Also mandalay bay employees. What's in the bags? What's in the bags? Yeah, let's take a little peek-a-boo with the bags, but now they have the thing in vegas and atlantic city Where they can just enter your room without any notice specifically because of the vegas. I don't know what happens All right, so now all right this story This was all the way from good now this man the man who had the bag of body parts said I don't know how I got in there

That's his response police said the man's family suspected something was strange about the suitcases But no one expected the body parts that ended up being discovered them Of course because if not, you'd be implicated in a crime You know one person was thinking it though and they're like, I should have said something I think that bag's giving me the middle finger. It must smell right? Yeah. Yeah Meanwhile the markham police spent much of the day tuesday outside of a house at 164th and wood streets Neighbor david scott did not think much that the police officers over there across the street at first So like I went to the store but time I went to the neighborhood store and came back

That's when I saw the yellow tape from the crime scene markham told police that the homeowner son recently came to visit from Kentucky, okay, he brought with him luggage two three bags said marcus police chief terry white inside the heavy luggage Was a dismembered body parts of a woman Oh my god police said that the man boarded a greyhound bus in louisville, kentucky louisville Traveling more than five hours with the body parts of the chicago greyhound station at 630 west harrison street His family picked him up and brought him and those bags to the house of markham No, one has mentioned odor up to this point these greyhound It seems like he just brought these on board with him

Yep, so this was not in the bottom on the greyhound with all the other stinky fruits Do you think he maybe got away with it by not by you know on the airport? They say like don't let anybody handle your bags before you handle your Sure, which had never it never has happened in the history of the airport, but they did make a big deal of it I wish I had a bagpacker. That'd be incredible. Be great. I wish I had a man dresser Sure, and I wish I had a lady fluffer indeed, but this is here. So okay. Here we go We're really you are on to something today every day. It's because of this is my fourth cup of coffee So spring ill jack

I don't know if that's a I don't think that's a great advertisement for them Chief white insisted that the family did not realize what was in the bags That after a few days it became odd when the man Never unpacked so and kept closely guarding the suitcases and he said right here There were some early reports of a foul odor coming from the bag I would frickin think so. I thought it would be like George Murrason shoe collection or something It is a good sports reference. Thank you for doing that. That was a great attempt at being relevant. Um If I am the parents of this person

They're also victims here, aren't they because I have a feeling that their son. I'm assuming this is their son Okay, um, he's stinky. He might be he might start as a stinky guy He might start as a stinky guy But then at some point you just got to realize that he definitely carried across multiple state lines a series of bags full of Human bodies takes a lot of attention to detail to do this because honestly, I'd spend a long time packing because let's say, you know Okay, okay. Yeah, I'm going for seven days. You killed me. You killed me finally in a fit of rage Finally happened you you got you dabbled in cocaine for the first time because you don't do cocaine I'm all cut up. How you have already done this. Okay. All right. Hmm. Number one. Where am I traveling to and for what reason?

Let's say I am I am dead out of my body and you care about where you're going. I had a trip I have to go with I I already had a trip booked. I have your dismembered body parts I am going to a Let's just say hot air balloon convention In Topeka, Kansas. I am taking a bus there because if not these balloons ain't taking off unless them come balloon commandeer Henry Zabrowski is arriving on time for the competition. Okay. I got all of your body So we've got seven days of hot air balloons. I'm gonna need um

I'm gonna need shoes that I can travel in. I'm gonna need my nice J's for if we go out at night I'm gonna need at least some day jeans. I need some night jeans. I need a couple of nice shirts I'm gonna need a long-sleeve shirt. I don't know if the temperature is gonna vary. Well, that's a lot of stuff Yeah, this is how I travel body as well. This is what I'm saying. And so what I have to do is slice you Into as many smallest parts of chunks as I can Henry it'll still all be me. It doesn't matter how you slice me That's true But it's about how I jam you inside of the bags Because then it's about like I probably will put your feet into one of the shoes

I would put your body inside of one of the shirts You would have to really shove my feet in there. It would have to you'd have to maybe cut off some toes. Oh, yeah Yeah, that makes sense, but I don't know. I feel like in the end it would take you're bringing an additional bags I bet you they were surprised that he had so many bags I am sure that they were certainly david scott. This man's neighbor was surprised again He said after he saw all the yellow tape He said oh, I knew something bad had happened And and this is why I love local news because they only get the best of the best of the best people to comment scott says

You only see stuff like this on tv You don't see stuff like this from across the street neighbor That's true. You don't you do sometimes sometimes you do and then they apparently the story was the the son I'm again assuming the son. They have not said this in the article. We don't know the relationship But we're assuming the son of the family. Yeah, that's immediately you call the police Well, you know who I could also possibly blame as a cousin Sometimes a cousin in a close knit family. You don't know like a son You don't know but sometimes one of them would they call a kissing cousin

Is that if you one of these kissing cousins that's close to one of the main children I'm going to say the a team children and now you got some second cousin Maybe you don't see all the time. Sure. It doesn't even look like you didn't have the same last name as you right They're always us right. He shows up Fuckin made finally he left the house and this is what also to me is a red flag He left from on his vacation to go to a public library And then he left the suitcases behind. I've never been to a public library on vacation. I don't know Well public libraries are no longer where you go to learn you go to sleep you go to rest you go to shit

You go to jerk off. Yeah, but we have a librarian listeners. We want to say we I will defend your library I'll defend your libraries with my life if I have to I will come out there with a fucking what I have to do Absolutely, and I will stop people from shit inside the books. Absolutely. You can carve out the books Put little knives in there if you want to yeah, I was prepared always prepared You just got them come a carve out one of the bad books All right, but he he went into the public library on his vacation and they finally were like Why don't we check the bags? Is it safe to call this a vacation for this man? I mean, I feel like with the what's in his luggage. I think he needs a vacation from his vacation

But they don't know so on Tuesday night investigators remark on the FBI and Louisville. We're all looking for the case Um, they don't know who's not been charged with a crime He is yet to be charged with the crime and in custody and they they think that they're pretty certain that the body could Be linked to a woman reported missing from Louisville last week. I Pray to god that it's that body not because I would like to I mean obviously it's very sad But I just hope there's not multiple women where it's like that could be the one Hey, maybe it's not the one how many people are going missing in Louisville Someone's got to get on it

We'll especially if you open that bag and you got three feet It is interesting that the man has not been charged with any crime I feel like transportation of a body the dismemberment of a court can do a series of things like proper deli mismanagement Can't you just say can we just say like this is actually the FDA has to come in here and charge you with improperly handling me Yucky cousin. Is that illegal? I don't know. No actually feeling up to this point Yucky cousin was just a problem to be dealt with locally within the family and now yucky cousin has become a national crime Once you get on a greyhound, that's all of our problem now, isn't it? Yep. Now. This is the another question Because we have some updates from this week. Um last week we were talking about these mystery seeds from China

China where they're saying the many listeners said that the mystery seeds are part of what they're saying is it's called a brushing scam Where it's an amazon fake review scam where they send these things out and they ask you to rate them I don't know how it quite works rate the seeds essentially boring is my life when you're like, oh you want me to rate these seeds I don't know these time periods nice flat I realized all my jays last night is a way to fucking subside some of my fucking shoes and shoes are large You can collect them. They're not seeds. I mean, I know you can collect seeds Yeah, I'm gonna be a seed rater is the saddest job I've ever heard in my life. I feel like it's more of a hobby

Okay, but yes, I somehow it is they do believe that these this is some form of information Like targeting bullshit and then if you actually receive one of these packages of seeds You might want to look into trying to secure your personal information a little bit better Oh, okay, so that could be the the planting of a seed into identity theft Yes Yes, and another update is that apparently when we always asking about how fast it would take for you to saw if your hand used an Electric saw apparently it's a couple seconds so fast. You wouldn't even fucking notice you lost your hand. I would notice I mean you would notice immediately, but it would be like what it goes

But doesn't time stand still I was watching the hell in a cell documentary as I watch on a regular basis with the undertaker when he threw Mick Foley off the top of the cell simpler times And he said that it seemed as if it lasted an eternity the fall of mr. Foley But that was also lasted about you know less than a second But he was on camera and it was a big deal for him in his career I just feel like time changes when you're sawing off your hand to the point where you would like maybe like Look down and be like wow it's really happening And I think that your body would digest the information slower. It's not it's that's not the problem

It's more it's more of the fact that I asked the question of how long could it possibly take Right and they're saying it actually could happen very very fast They say that wood is much harder than any part of our body or bones Um, and then we actually got a picture of a sawed-off thumb Thank you. Thank you. I Again, the wood is harder than the human bone. I'm not sure about uh, I'm not sure about that Maybe I mean, I guess it depends on the thickness of the wood. Look at this. I could fucking I'm you're just hitting a table This is what you're just a table. This is great for sound doing science

I don't know. I feel my bone How your grip Oh your hands are so powerful All right, this isn't a dating profile No, yeah, maybe in court is over emails. We've got a couple people sending you dating Saying hey date me kissle and it's actually um, it's interesting. All right. Everyone is very uh, everyone is lonely out there People are in this mist of in the midst of this quarantine. Here's another story from the toronto sun That's a brain

Man makes mindful discovery on beach. Don't be funny now enough with the puns. I'll be funny now This comes from the again the toronto sun Now this is uh, this from wisconsin while walking along the sandy shore of samuel mayer's park beach and racing wisconsin Ooh, we're seeing right outside of milwaukee jimmy senda Stop stumbled upon a strange package wrapped in aluminum foil and a rubber band a bottom closure inspection What senda found was mind-blowing He didn't register as a human brain. I was just like what is this senda told new told news outlet fox six now Upon unraveling the round package senda thought its contents looked like a chicken breast

It took him a few moments to register that what he was holding appeared to be a brain along with some flowers and chinese currency But fuddled senda said he would ask some city co or city workers nearby for a second opinion on this discovery So he just walked up to a couple of guys working on the line and he said hey tell me there, brother Is this look like a brain to you and they said to me and this is a quote. They're like, yeah That's a brain that is a brain and I do think When you find a brain action is called for another person wrote nasty shit I would have freaked out if I found this probably would have gotten sick too Why are people reacting like this when obviously someone has lost their brain?

Well, I feel like there must be a murder involved here or perhaps a death. I don't know if the reactions really are I don't feel like the reactions are appropriate for finding a brain such as again nasty shit I would have freaked out if I would have found it. Yeah, probably would have gotten sick too What I like is this response that he's definitely a brain could be some type of gang ritual a gang ritual Now gangs always very delicately remove the brain in order to because you know how many gangs and I've heard this about ms-13 Oh, yes. Is it ms-13 m13 ms-13. That's one of them the santeria These people they perform the santeria. They also have been having body switching experiments I don't mean

To alarm people But sometimes you don't even know if your loved one is not in fact one of the recruiters For ms-13 and their brains has in fact been switched You think this is a gang banger? You think this is funny, but you wait until that's national concern 2024 I can't wait you wait until your son has been transformed into a gang banger right in front of your eyes before you Be you don't even notice but straight up I throw as you can see if you do look at the brain authorities told fox six now that it does They'd know no one believes that the brain is human. Oh, this is not a human brain. No, it's a tiny brain

It's a little pig brain. It's a pig brain. So somewhere a piggy is out there without a brain Yeah, and we need to find that piggy put the brain back in I mean, I guess maybe he's a part of the current president's administration Wow, holy I would pick it up and it's such a hot take Well speaking of hot takes so anyway, it's a good thing. It's not a human brain Uh, definitely it is a good thing that it's not a human brain, but I've eaten A goat brain and lamb brain. So I imagine honestly if this is fresh enough

No, it's not on the broiler. It's not fresh enough. Have you ever it's got a bunch of freaking Chinese money on top of it And a bunch of flowers It is money is the dirtiest thing that you can possibly touch But no you can't eat the brain But I'm just saying if it's fresh if it's cool to the touch you can put it on I would say almost like a cast iron skillet get a nice and hot and then you get the a nice brown butter So you slowly base it with a brown butter. So eventually the the fat in the brain becomes a render You're not supposed to eat those parts of the body, by the way, very dangerous. What are you talking about?

You're not supposed to eat any of the brains. Yeah, you can. No, you're not supposed to eat organs I've eaten plenty of brains. Look at you. I mean, I am healthy I am you're ranting like a madman. I am reasonably sound ranting like a madman. It's my job This is my character This is who I am. No, this is not your character by the way No, I'm always playing a character. There's always a thin veneer. You know, the real me is I have my night classes I sit I put on my foot cream. I put in my knee cream I put on my ball cream

I put on my nipple cream make sure that they're all just soft because I hate one part being crusty Hey, I'm with you on that. Well speaking of just disgusting Things found in nature poopy, huh duke? human duke feces Uh, this is just I mean, honestly, it's just a weird episode. There's just so many body parts There's a lot of this. So this is in oklahoma. Well, this is this is fairly uh, like an innocent story This isn't well, I mean, we'll get into it In oklahoma gale, she was just driving down the highway doing what she does

Maybe she had a little bit of crystal methamphetamine Well, she was driving without a you busted the secret because that's the secret No, the secret is the secret is what the meth was going to do to her Well, she got pulled over for not wearing a seat belt and which again, you know Come on. I I think that people people should wear their seat belt I'm gonna just say that where your seat belt out there and I understand why it needs to be a crime because um People are um the term is a Thanatos. There's no Freudian impulse to destroy yourselves It's called the Thanatos principle. You tell me somebody on crystal meth has ever died in a car accident. They sadly they live

I do believe that they could just kind of squirm out Emily sin Owens She was pulled over nine o'clock in the morning The cop noticed that she was not wearing a seat belt So they you know, obviously not not a lot going on in the town of Enid So the cop was like, I better do my job get her front lines front lines of the war on not wearing seat belts She didn't have any insurance. So that was a big deal Uh, but she did have a medical marijuana card. That was her only form of identification, which is good It's so funny because it's just the exact thing that they I mean it makes me kind of mad

Also at the same time because it's so stereotypical to say to a pothead like All right, license and registration and be going like oh, man a fucking space man I was on my way to the fucking tube store, man But yeah, if you go because you put they put your picture on it. Absolutely. And it's totally valid Nothing wrong with that. She didn't have any insurance, but she did have her medical marijuana card The officer ran her information And uh, turned out the driver's license was revoked. So this woman Not having a great day

No, nine o'clock in the morning If you are driving without insurance, if you don't have a license buckle up Buckle up. Don't give them a reason to pull you over. That's the truth. You'd need to use your turn signals I mean, honestly, I'd rather them more people are not have the licenses if you would be using the turn signals Wow, you are becoming your mother Um, so he informs the officer was like, I'm gonna go back. I'm gonna check this shit out Oh my goodness. He comes back and the officer tells her like yeah, things aren't looking great. And then she says Oh, but officer, I have to poop

She starts screaming and I got a poop. I got a poop so bad and the officer's like unfortunately We're holding you here. We're running you for warrants. We're gonna try to see what you did Turns out she did have a warrant. She had a dabble with she had a dalliance with the law in her past. Yes But I don't know if this is true I think this may have been the crystal meth talking might been Owens can also be uh her to say it's my birthday It's my fucking birthday and I do believe if it is your birthday You get you get a free you get out of it. You get one I'm with you. I'm with you. That's when I save my murder. I say you save one everybody gets one murder

I believe it George to the next day George Carlin I believe they had a whole bit about this about how you should be allowed one murder George Carlin's towards the end of his career I remember watching him live and he just did the whole suicide pyramid bit which is about 35 minutes And we saw saw him at the paths theater where we actually had the unbelievable luxury or not luxury. Um What do you call it? Privilege? Privilege of performing which was unbelievable. Thanks to everyone who came out in Milwaukee That was one of the best shows that we've ever done was at the paths theater 35 minutes of the murder pyramid

A suicide pyramid nobody liked it George Carlin did not get one laugh in Milwaukee. It was a little too dark for them But I was cackling. I saw the same tour at uh, uh, uh, Ruth Eckon hole and Tampa That was a great tour. So Owens. She's being arrested. She says it's my fucking birthday I have to poop which is hell of it. Like she's just going into excuse mode straight to honestly though I feel like if there's a way to get out of a ticket, that's what you do. You say I got a fucking shit It could work if it was just the seatbelt ticket, but I think it was more of the driving without a license So she says why won't you just let me go? And the officer says because your license is suspended Owens apologized again and reiterated

That she quote didn't know otherwise. I won't drive no more. Well, that's the she that's what she said Yeah, and then the officer said you have warrants in woods county and they're gonna come and get you and she said No, they are not. Fuck you guys Then leads them on a high high speed pursuit for several blocks going 70 miles per hour Um, she just blew through a bunch of stop signs and then finally she was just like, okay, I gotta go They pull her out of the car. She's like, can I poop in your car, man? Um, and the officer says you could have already been on your way to jail Yeah, but not pooping is what she said and then they discovered a pipe with meth in the car

But she could it could have been planted, but I do feel I don't think they planted the meth I mean, I it's definitely not outside of the realm of possibility, but in this case you already committed several crimes Yes, absolutely. So, uh, she just wanted to really take a dump and uh, Obviously the nice thing about prison is you are constantly in a bathroom Technically that's where you sleep. It's where you eat. The whole thing is just a bathroom So she will have plenty of space to poop in the garfield county detention center On charges including reckless driving driving under suspension and possession of drug paraphernalia So a rough day

No word if it really was her birthday and if she did lie about that That's one of the biggest lies you can make because people they take it very seriously You want a free drink and you're gonna tell me it's your birthday, but if I find out it's not your birthday Same thing when you're a kid and be like grandma died couldn't do the homework. How many grandmas do you have? This is your eighth grandma's death. This is the eighth grandma that has died this year But I tell you what so no you cannot lie about certain things and one of the biggest things is it's your birthday I feel that This is where we might have a little bit of a standstill and standoff almost because I do believe that bluffing is important in society

And if you're a sacred day for many, but if you can correctly bluff that it's your birthday and you go into a restaurant You get one of those you just have to say it's my birthday. Yeah, and it's fun, but they can tell when you're lying They can tell if you if they think you're lying So I think that it's an actually an important play if you can go in with the right amount of Susils and the right amount of confidence and say to the waiter and pull them aside and go Hey, it's actually my my wife's birthday and then you get the free cake. You need to see some idea On that I wouldn't I would be like you don't trust me I don't think I could I don't think it's because you know me

Yeah, but other people don't know me and other people assume they kind of view me as like a fun nice guy Right, right, but they don't know that I will do you're stealing birthday cakes literally Anything to get a free slice of cake. Well, I I do know that that is true. I will fucking suck dick I'll eat shit. I can get you bathe my fucking So cheap. It's actually really cheap. You can get like a 99 cent butt cake from any place 7 11 They're gonna get a cake. I can get you a series of cakes people Most people are in prison. All of this is not free. None of this is free And I don't think that they eat cake in prison. Yeah, they do they eat zingers

They make their own you you've seen what they make a commissary. Yeah, the the commissary cakes. I've never seen a commissary cake I've seen the commissary burrito. I've seen the commissary pizza They mixed together this is only for birthdays and they know that it's a person's birthday because of their birthday right there on their little badge. That's so special. Isn't that nice? So it's Snickers bars little little um little zingers um honey buns Uh anything m&m's you mash it all together because it's really just sugar and isn't cooking nothing more than science And you mash it all together and you put it into a little cake like form Maybe you put it in the hot shower to kind of steam it. I'm gonna do my best

I'm gonna do my best to not spend a birthday in prison Well, you know what buddy? No one is there on purpose except I already kind of did it. It's called having a birthday in quarantine Am I right? Whoa? Hello Ellen y'all. Let's go to Detroit. I love Detroit. You talk about Your life. Why would you go to prison? I could see you Being this guy the way that you drive. I'm so happy that I have a car now So that we when we when we do hit the road I can I can take the wheel every now and again and just drive 72 in a 65. I guess 78 in a 70. I get us dangerously there into accidents on time I've never gotten us into an accident. I have woken up in the back to I thought like I was going to be the the basest in metallica

Who died cliff but dad you're gonna treat me like cliff Burton on some level wasn't it cliff's time? No, it was not you were also going to die if you're gonna shoot out of a bus window because of some accident I feel like in the end that's you just fucking being a javelin for god Well, this guy was a javelin for fun in Detroit He was a he's a motorist and henry. I mean This guy had it fucking right. You know why I actually hate the drawbridge. I hate the drawbridge design. It's cool I think it's fun. I think until you're behind it. Yes, but I do

I love a drawbridge, but this guy saw it a full hardy motorist in Detroit is in hot water with a law After he channeled his interaction hero and jumped over a drawbridge in his car. I love I love the spirit of this guy I do Got this guy He saw it going up and for some reason he just said fuck this Fuck it and he put on his glasses Popped on some popped on some rock and roll. Well, it sound like he did a couple of whippets That's what they're trying to blame it. They're trying to blame it on whippets, which I think is really funny

Okay, hold on speaking of cake the whippets like the cake like the the fluff it lasts 10 seconds That's what I'm saying I don't know how you can even blame something on whippets by the time you get to the test It's got to be over but they are all saying it was on whippets drawbridge operator andre lock He was watching this whole thing unfold and he was hell of a day for a drawbridge operator, by the way Because again every day is the same shit every day up and down and every day car Oh, god, and then you looked and he said I looked and I said no, he ain't no Is this belief quickly given away to the realization the man was indeed trying to jump the bridge

The worker hit the emergency stop button, but it was too late. This dude fucking Hit the gap Like you could see everyone watching him in slow motion as the fucking car Crests over the gap and then horrified boom, but he did it He made it. He got to the other side of the drawbridge popped all of his fucking tires And was just stuck on the emergency gate above it because then you could see the realization of the first As you take off the lip from the one edge of the drawbridge. You're just like Yeah, mama. I'm doing it. See if they can see me. No, see they all said I'd never be a bird

And then boom and then you just sit and they're going Oh, and then the whippets headache just comes rolling in That's why I stopped doing the whippets. I couldn't do the headache afterwards Like why am I doing this and he's just sitting there because you know the feeling of like you can feel your eyebrows Like pulsing from the headache and you're just like, oh, man. I should have fucking I should have had a v8. Was it worth it? Was it worth it to feel like human frosting for 10 seconds? No Uh, the drawbridge operator said quote that's a first for me And if I'm that drawbridge operator, I go up to that car and I say thank you

Thank you for making my day just a little bit brighter. It didn't though because then I imagine the sheer Shit fuck Of trying to get him off the top of the drawbridge because I was like my father made it all the way over didn't he? You know, but then he was stuck On the guardrail on the other side so the thing can't properly close Right have to get a fucking crane to come help him get out of the thing like this is the This is the weird shit that my father had to deal with as a cop because Like the my father worked in deadly accidents and he worked on the bridges and tunnels

And that's his job was that every single time something like that happened like this He would have to go you'd have to shut down the entire bridge And so that was like the main thing that he had to deal with Yeah, but this your day is then just awful. Yeah, but you have a drawbridge operator. What's the what I mean? Well, no, but then you got a whole line of cars going People going like come on. I gotta get out of here. I gotta go to child court Well, you know, the best thing is first of all, you do have to make it to child court The best thing is when you all as a collective 100 cars all have to back up when one person has to be like, we're backing up

Backing up and then everyone's like, oh, we're backing up everyone has to go through backing up and then there's always a new car coming in Do you remember when we almost missed that show old man corner? But this is I mean, it's it's it's interesting in its own way It's not but remember when we were stuck at the border coming from Vancouver trying to get into was it Seattle? I believe you were coming over the border that Canadian border was it what seemed to be extremely intense, right? It must have been very scrutinized what was going on with the border But they had just shut down most of the lanes and we were stuck there for like four hours four hours And the I just hate it's the one thing is the guys like I get it We're all pissed off

But the guys that get out of the car when you're all stuck in a line going the guys going like What are we going on? Just like yelling at the at the administration of the universe It's just like yelling literally old man yells at cloud or the guys that come in like that was also because I also think it was specifically very Canadian that people going from car to car like knocking on another park cars when it's going like Hey, take a look at this and it's like I Just don't talk to me. I'm pissed. I'm obviously I'm with you. I'm pissed off But this is not the time period to make new fucking side of the road friends

In Canada, you're always making friends. That is there a friendly friendly bunch until you do something just outside of their norm Just till ever so outside and then of course they'll turn on you and kill you but I'm with you We finally got up to the customs agents and all they asked us was uh, are you humans? We're like we are and then we had to tell them we're comedians And and then you just go makes them because it's either it's who wants to reference by the way This is a horrible conversation. Apologize to everyone. Um, but who was the we're like, yeah, we're we're comedians

We're just going to do another show and then I believe the border agent referenced styles Yes. Yeah. Yeah, you're like Ryan Steil and we're like, yes And actually I like Ryan styles. You know how many times I've had to deal with Especially going back and forth from Canada to the u.s. Is like these Canadian border patrols guys be like I you're a comedian. I say something funny like and because then you have the power To make me like and I and I always have to do the hi, you know, I uh, well Oh

My my dick so small they call me mr. Tic-Tac like I just say something I don't know what to do and they're all Mr. Tic-Tac they're like, yeah, let me see It all of a sudden I'm in the extra security room and the guy's been there being like There if I just blow cross a comedian's asshole makes a noise like a champagne flute. Well, that's very possible I mean like, oh, mr. Border agent. I gotta thank you for the extra time spent with Well, you never want to tell him border agent your dick is the size of a tic-tac because they got stinky breath and probably want to get a Freshen up. Don't say that we got border agents Maybe we have to keep them happy. I love the border agents. I love anyone who has power over me in very specific moments of life

I've always said that and I will say that until I die You mentioned tic-tacs though just lastly here before we get to hear of the week in new jersey people thought they saw a UFO, but it was a good year blimp. So be careful out there I looked extensively into it because I saw the footage at first someone because I got a many I got many emails that said like take a look there. It's coming. It's coming and I look at the the video and at first because you know I'm looking for I'm the same thing as I'm same as you I'm looking for a smile And so when I saw the UFO the first thing my my my little nerd boner got big and my knees started jumping and I sat there

And I was like, oh goody gum drop Finally they've come and then I I looked at it and it's a blimp. It is definitely a blimp and nothing is sadder Than that feeling. Yeah, it was hovering over MetLife Stadium because we are in football season now Of course the New York Giants lost that game 26 to 16 over the Pittsburgh Steelers Hermione Hermione Ramirez steen Yeah, it's incredible because he was the isn't his job. He's called like the holder

There is a holder during a field goal. Perhaps. Yes. Oftentimes the backup quarterback Why don't they give that to like like a kid with cancer one time? Well, it's quite hard to do and it matters It's just holding the ball up. I don't think so you want to punish a kid with cancer. It's still a very It's not punishment. It's very dangerous. I mean if something goes awry then they can get tackled No, I mean they have to do their best to protect them They'll be like a fun thing to give to somebody who gives to charity give them that position Like give somebody who gives a lot of charity let them hold the ball like like, you know Some somebody who lost like both their breasts and both their boat

They're both their butt halves to cancer and they have to go like give let them hold the ball once You know butt cancer. It's actually colon cancer. It's not the butt cheek but cheeks actually don't that's interesting The butt cheek never gets cancer Maybe there's maybe we should make the body out of what they make the butt cheek out of anyway A man who's a man who saw the UFO A man who saw the UFO says there's a fucking UFO. Look at that ship, bro Yep, so no people were pulled over on the side of the highway

It was a whole line of people pulled which I mean I get it people were ready. We are just we just want a break People just are so excited for a break and guess what the break isn't it's not another Just script read through no of people do like I don't care. I don't care I don't care. Just imagine if this was a real UFO though And they're like let's hear what the first sentence of mad is and they just hone in on this guy That's a fucking UFO. Look at this ship, bro. I think they would leave. I think it would leave immediately You wouldn't feel comforted like ah good. There are rubes here as well. I would feel no like Relieved to see that you already have fans

I guess I guess I'm not sure what the aliens are gonna think I don't know what they're gonna think if they ever do come. I think that you have already said it I already said if they show up in physical form They're gonna kill us. Well, maybe we need the the robot to save us from them and then that's what I'm saying to you The robots will flip on us. I just again we we'll never agree with that You're the guy who likes sci-fi, but I don't know how you don't know what the robots are gonna do But I think because you get ahead of the curve you be on the right team kissle Do you understand what I'm saying?

I understand what you're trying to say get on the right team at the beginning That's a stock market, but for yourself. I just don't know if the aliens or The robots are gonna want you on their team. Why not? I'm a funny guy funny guy I got all these great graphic teas I can get you as much cold brew as you can stand Well speaking of brew that's Harrison brothers bourbon. I get the fucking day answering my messages. That's huge You are what you are 50% coffee and 50% bourbon right now and no, I'm 40% Coffee 20% bourbon 20% weed 20%

American pride Well speaking of American pride and brew let's do hero of the week A south florida condo covered in beer cans Receives beer cans Receives multiple offers When christin kirney received a call about a listing condo in lake in lake worth florida She said it wasn't quite like any other other calls. I'm not sure even where the hero is here Maybe the interior decorator like you know what I you know what the hero is in

The fact that you can't it's like when you are looking for a place and you wonder is there a place for you me? Yes, my slight not my physical body, but like something almost transcends who I am And you walk into a house for the first time, but maybe you've seen so many different bungalows And you're like this place sucks. They can't party in here and you go into some other like condo and you're like Oh, man, I can't even have my boys over here. We can't play ping-pong in here And then you walk into this house and you're like, uh, no I had a home I didn't know

I had a place to be Where I could be me. Oh rory. You have a home now Uh, this is according to the listing agent. She says they warned me that the home was wallpapered in beer cans And I thought to myself well, I wonder where in the world they found beer can wallpaper Little do you know you fucking idiot. It ain't wallpaper, my friend It is actual anhyzer bushes flagship beer budweiser And it has covered the walls Uh, curie says it was a life's mission to what it's just budweiser

Nowhere to throw open or not. No, I'm assuming they're empty What do you like better? Would you like would you rather have it be all bls or would you rather not because in my mind weirdly I would prefer it to be a mixture of beers. I think a mixture of beers is classier You have to think about the color tone So obviously this person liked the red and the white which is why they went with bud proper Although red is not a very comforting color for a home I like being on my toes. You know the best color for a home might be just a nice humble natural light blue

Huh, keep it keep it like the sky Keep it like the sky. Uh, so this is according to curie. It was uh, they say it was a it was his life's mission to wallpaper his home In beer it's his life's mission. The condo also contains sports memorabilia placed over the beer cans I if it wasn't I would walk out if you do not have at least one Let me can I guess what's what a city is this? This is in florida. Okay. So what team do you think it's a oh, so what sports preference dolphins? No, does it say Because in my mind no one is that proud of the dolphins ask ed larson

I would say that this is maybe it could be a miami heat home because it's the same color Oh interesting enough. Henry. I do have an answer for you not because the article stated it because I did some investigation aka zoomed in on a picture buffalo bills It's buffalo bills. So this is a new york city transplant or a new york state transplant They have a picture of jim kelly, you know because you know you might as well You know you get it you get on the train in new york and easy separate stop to go down in florida Well, this person loved the buffalo bills probably why they had to drink so many Budweiser's buffalo bills team leaders. They had jim kelly

Uh, they have a fluty. They have They don't have a picture of fluty, but yes, you remember fluty. I do remember yes I remember uh, dug fluty great fluty fluty flakes fluty fluty flakes not that good Was it just weedies? Yeah, but with like less sugar. What I don't know. Why would you fuck with the fucking formula? I don't remember weedies is how fluty got there in the first place, right? It's a lot of carbs eat before the game and that carbs but a lot of fiber because I tell you what when I blow my colon out with My fucking nature's path cereal, which I wish I'd sponsor me please when I fucking shit out It's very very difficult for me to play a game. I can imagine well if you would take a dump in this in this home

The two bathrooms do not have beer cans Lying in the walls the brusky decor envelops the living room dining room kitchen and two bedrooms now that is a lot of buds This is according to Kearney. They say if you look closely at the photos you can see the lengths the owner went to He even created a crown molding look with the cans So this is something very powerful for this lonely lonely man. Why did the man is it under floor closure? Like uh, why I think he just died. I don't know. Okay. Um, though, so the condo is priced to sell It's listed at 110,000 here in august, but it's been reduced to a hundred thousand Because they probably might have been having a hard time selling it because of the beer can wallpaper

They refuse to change but at the same time I wouldn't want the house to go into the hands of someone who wouldn't want The Budweiser wallpaper. Uh, they actually received multiple offers in its current, uh, under and it's currently under contract They have a backup offer as well The new owner she says made an offer without even seeing the property whether or not they'll keep the beer cans It's unknown. They're just gonna tear that place down and turn it into some kind of Flop house. It's gonna turn into a fucking parking lot. That's what that means a hundred thousand dollars for this house I'm looking at it here. It's a really nice house and I think it's a steal So if you get a chance, yeah, go down and get it

Especially if you're an actual beer fan because I'm actually kind of upset if she got that house without seeing it Wow, well, I think they know that the beer cans were there. I don't think they do well They must because if they didn't see it They didn't actually go look at it in person. They didn't actually want to be a part of that experience They're just gonna buy this house unseen. They did not Uh, mention if the previous owner drank all of those beers. I hope that they did they better have It's like when you used to go into the college dorm You see all the fucking handles the empty handles. You better dump those out in the sink

Yeah, what is it? Do some kind of fucking wire? That would be a sociopath. That would be very weird Just to like fit in Yeah, you know who that probably you know who that reminds me of that's like a jeff basos move Played in college. Yeah. Yeah, I'm cool. I'm hip. I'm hip a lot of your entertainers by the way that you love Aren't really drinking whiskey. We learned that about ron white. Uh, thank god. He's not because he would That's the again myth. That's the myth. That's the myth. You can't know actually. I don't think we should say that Okay, all right All right, so there was hero of the week is the man who decorated his house with beer cans

The man was who's now died of heart disease. I can't I'm gonna assume Yes, I think that's fine to assume, but let's do some letters from people who are very much alive It's a listener email Listener letters. It's an email. It's not letters because I don't physically have them in my hands. Okay I just wanted to tell you about an experience. I had when I was in my late teens I live with my younger brother and sister who were also in their teens at the time three and six years younger than me There was also a family with four boys our age that lived across the street We had lived in a small town on the east coast

In australia, how could hold on a second? He so he was in his teens and his younger siblings were also in their teens late teens So it's so it's six years. So I'd say nineteen thirteen and sixteen. No, it's three years six years and three years So nineteen six just derailed this. No, it's derailed this now because we're now with this You're just trying to disprove this from the very top No, because if you were nineteen and then but his other friend his other brother was six years younger Thirteen and three years younger ten. No three years than them I feel like I am I am dealing with a congressman from mississippi. Okay There was also a family I just

They're from australia, okay Different different place our houses backed into the bushland With the creek we often play, you know how many times I can back my house into the bushland sure sure One night a little after sunset in summer I was sitting on my driveway with my boyfriend at the time while my siblings the boys from across the street And one of their friends were all down at the creek playing with some homemade fireworks Sweet love it The boyfriend and I heard a loud bang

Then we heard a large flash of we saw a huge flash of green in the sky towards the creek We didn't think much of this knowing that what the others were doing until we heard the rest come running down from the bush tracks We called out. Aye. What a pee hoping someone hadn't blown a handoff Yeah on all of and all of a sudden they all shouted back with a terrified run They all shot by us running up the road to where the four where the four boys lived My boyfriend and I followed to make sure everyone was okay They were all hysterical saying that they saw a green flash and heard someone crash onto the other side of the creek And then they were chased by something through the bush

They were hysterical for a few hours before everyone calmed down And we all returned to sitting on the front drive in the front driveway Discussing discussing what they had seen it was then that the alarm from their car parked about 100 meters away started going off They turned it off from the distance with the remote and it continued to sit Then it all went off again and again and again But no one was close enough to go close to the car to go check out the cause My boyfriend and I being the oldest walked over to the car to investigate The others all freaking out watching us intently when we got close

We thought was a part of a hedging nearby yard stood up The figure that stood before us was a large gangly almost dog-like creature But standing on its back legs like a human It was at least two feet taller than my boyfriend. He was six foot two. Nice. Wow. We froze terrified and everyone else kept silent So I assumed that they were in shock The creature took a step forward and the car alarm sounded for a third time. This time it seemed to startle the creature Which ran off to the road

Bounding along as on all fours much like a dog As it did all of the car alarms on the road went off as it ran by. So did the street lights Very interesting. Very cool. Thank you for that tail from down under down under God, I want to go back. Absolutely Next time we'll spend more time in melbourne. Man melbourne was one of the funnest spots the cherry bar cherry cherry tavern cherry bar Cherry bar was one of the funnest nights of our whole state. It's an acdc way Man, that was just one of the funnest. I just am so although a listener did look at my winky in the uh in the bathroom And that is inappropriate

You had it out I had to go to the bathroom. Amen. I feel like in the end You're there and then I listen to my m&m and then I really relate to m Firstly the home I grew up in had very strange things happen inside of it example When I was about 10 years old I opened a cabinet and all of the dishes just flew out as if somebody was throwing them at me and shattered Mid-air and hit the ground around me in a circle My mother didn't believe me and I got blamed for breaking all the dishes. Hmm interesting

When I was 12 years old, my mother took me to hear a man speak What his name was ben alexander a former medium he quit or was fired I don't know who wrote a book called out from darkness He played clips of some of his former seances that sounds honestly. It sounds very boring My mother did this thing because she was a born again christian trying to convince me that our house was not haunted Wait, what? I guess he was trying to say it was it was daamn So she brought him to a seance. This is this is bad. Okay. This is a bad. I did that bad. It's just I don't know if it's gonna get what you want. You might want to check the level of the cabinet

Other strange things happen, but let's fast forward. I'm now 32 years old and a single mother of an eight-year-old son When I was pregnant a I said that way I moved back into my parents house when my son started talking around one year of age every day He would tell me about his ghost friend at first. I took this as him having a kind of imaginary friend However, strange things would happen just to name a few things moving out of place light bulbs exploding And I've always had extremely vivid dreams dreams to the point where if I had a hive had a hard time Distinguishing what was a dream or what was reality dope? I've had dreams that come true on more than one occasion

For example, I was off work in the weekend and the night before I went into work I dreamt I was standing in the middle of where I work and I kept hearing whispers about a $10 bill The next morning I walked into my job and the first thing my co-walker tells me if you find my apron I had a $10 bill in the pocket That's a lot now returning to my gun's ghost friend He would talk to him about him all he would talk to me about him every day I asked him if he was a nice ghost to which my son replied. Yes And when my son was about five years old

I was putting him to bed and my son told me mom after you leave at night The old man comes and pats me on the head until I fall asleep. I hope it's a friendly old man Because that could be really nice, but the windows as my son got older. He stopped talking about his ghost friend Thank god The other day as I was having one of my vivid dreams where I'm totally aware of everything that is happening Knowing something including knowing it is a dream I met my son's ghost friend An old man that looked to be in his 70s was dressed in 1950s apparel. He's wearing slacks suspenders and undershirt

And a humberg style hat. Oh classy guy. He appeared in my kitchen and told me I just wanted to check in on illa My son was sitting at the breakfast table and the old man walked towards him My son was to the old man's left and my son's favorite toy a super mario plushie I hope he's older now Was to the old man's right the old man looked at my son in a way that he looked like he missed him Terribly And then the old man touched the top of marco mario's head and then poof

Disappeared I woke up feeling that I actually met him and now I know that who he is and that he genuinely looked after my son It seemed like this ghost wanted to help me since I'm a single parent That's actually very nice, but remember they appear in many forms. We've learned anything from poltergeist. Be very careful Okay, very nice old man keeping the kid asleep A few years ago. I was working with a guy developing this comic into a tv show pitch nice Oh, and I guarantee you I you know what? I'm not going to be negative. I went great I'll tell you what especially in covet these tv pitches are going

great Going great Yes, the show had a lot of military elements and he had been working on it for years and then accumulated a lot of Context in that world some of the stories he was privy to which is jaw dropping and we were trying to work them into a show Then came December 2017 when that navy video was released I immediately emailed this guy and said your military contacts know anything about this stuff He was sort of he was a part of a private online group where current and ex-military guys talked to each other He said the chatter was

Insane He copied and pasted the exact transcripts and I'll be happy to email them to you separately But this is very interesting. Yeah It's very classified the gist was they all knew that this shit was going on had since the 90s and had some experience And some of them had experience at first hand We're seeing this a lot a lot of people in military have been seeing things in the sky for forever sure Um, but honestly it was so well known that it actually changed how they carried out certain operations Since UFOs only buzz the nuke sites at first and the military always moved the missiles at night under the cover of darkness

They had to start moving them during the day which is far less secure just to avoid the weird things at night interesting Very weird a lot of these powering down entire sections They would just be a blob on the radar But at the time they drove out to see if they could get a direct visual they would be gone Except for this one time when they actually fucking fired at the thing at the time I didn't know what to believe I know a lot of ex-military guys Personally and they seemed to feel like they'd be the type of guys that kind of yank your chain having fun with you sure

Right, so I took away the grain of salt, but over time the navy has confirmed so much of this shit that I start to believe these stories Well, Henry, I have a I have a question for you What do you think is the most powerful department in the us and the us government? Uh catering The department of energy believe it or not. What do you mean? They were in charge of all the nukes That makes a lot of sense Yes, so the department of energy if you are out there in the in the UFO world Look into the department of energy. That is where they have a lot of top secret stuff

Also, there is think about there is some talk about this ignom enigmatic next generation fighter jet that the us government is working on currently um that it seems to be work on some kind of prototype That we're saying is this UFO retrofitted technology that they are finally revealing I got into a military tech youtube hole a couple of weeks ago and uh damn dude It is uh, it's gonna be crazy. That's what I'm gonna say. Yeah, man. It's gonna be crazy And now they're doing the dual man's where it could be man doesn't have to be man So you can do anyway there's we're gonna find out we find ways to kill people

We know what to do. I just you know robots. It'll be robots versus robots one day Let's see how it is. I don't know if that's a good thing and then the next it will be stick versus stone Well, thank you all so much for listening to this week's side stories again, uh, marcus is going through a bit of a Family emergency. So please send him love. Um, we don't know You know, I hate the I hate the term these in certain times because guess what they've always been uncertain Yes, they have been and so now they just shows you more and more often just just Prepare a little bit more say I love you to your family. Maybe a little bit more Oh, I'm just saying

Check in with people you haven't seen a long time. Sure. This is a time because it's all up in the air We got um, what's been called a bit of a to do with the election We have a lot of stuff going on here in 2020 and of course for all the election coverage You can listen to abling and stop at we got a lot of moving parts going on right now There's a lot regarding the scotis Yeah regarding scotis Man, I tell you what if you got yourself a bad case of a scotis go get yourself some loatriman. Absolutely. Have a good time with it Thank you so much. David letterman over here. I don't know get yourself some

Loatriman remember that when David letterman would say words funny like I missed the old letterman. Anyway, okay We just have to wrap this up. I just sometimes I feel like I'm just talking to myself We've been together for a long time. Yep. Isn't that weird? Um, so every day, um live Knowing that anything can happen to you and it will good love that for some reason you have to I mean just know for a fact that but then every day you wake up Is a day to reinvent yourself. Yep every day is a chance To redo well, they say every three months. You truly are a whole new person No, every seven years whatever with the particles every three months. I would be fucking frightened

Now which are the particles would just be flying off of us. You'd see your skin You'd be melting every seven days every seven days. You're a brand new. It's not the ring. Okay. This is not ring Goo. That's the name of the girl. I think in it. Oh, I don't remember ring goo was better than the ring But I'm not gonna say that out loud. I actually know you it's the I think you mean the flip It's the I think I'm with you the American ring is better than the Japanese ring No, I meant the other way We're gonna talk about this a lot. We have a lot of 31 for 31 is coming up. We're gonna talk Can't wait for hollow in season laugh knowing that when I wake up with that fucking competitive edge

And I know that I have a leg up on the competition that day when I know I've done the homework and I've done the lead work and I've meditated my 10 minutes and I did I stretched And I know for a fucking fact That I'm going to I laugh with the assurance of a man who is a born Spiritual and psychological soldier deep inside this war-torn psyche that is 2020 America you can you actually have to stop watching the vow because now you're starting to sound like he's no absolutely not I'm not gonna but we didn't even get it. We should talk about that next week. Yeah, because the vow I we were screaming at it last night

There is not a single hero on the vow if you believe anything that mark dude says mark is mark. It's the real cult leader I I believe I you know, I think that Ali Mack also has a lot on at stake as well these fucking people Each one of these people acting like they're hero me while they all got Anyway, we'll have a lot to say on the vow next week I believe the final episode should be coming out by then or we'll be damn near the end of it. Anyway That's all the um, it is nice to see Keith Ranieri Just how tiny he is and remember when the dolly lava went to talk to him when the dolly llama was like he's innocent Don't I can't believe that dolly llama can jump well. I know the dolly mama can be purchased

I do love that we just started the next episode at the end of this episode because I could do another hour on that Anyway, we will do that next week. Um, all right, everyone. Hail yourselves. Hail Satan maghustalations Go out there if you see a drawbridge in your personal life jump it in the metaphorical sense. Yes again spiritual Psychological yes, not physical unless you have a dodge on me No, especially not with a don dodgy. You need something with him. You need some four-wheel drive for that Yeah This show is made possible by listeners like you thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcast network.com