Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Buga Sphere

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

Henry & Eddie return from the Desert to bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news - but first the boys recap the events of Contact in the Desert 2025, then it's time for updates... the Devil in the Ozarks still on the run, the boys react to new footage from last week's Bitcoin torture story, THEN, Henry breaks down the mystery of The Buga Sphere, Florida Mother kills 6-year-old son during alleged exorcism, Florida Deputies shoot, kill 'bizarre' armed man minutes after apparent gator attack in lake, CCSO releases bodycam footage of deadly deputy-involved stabbing during DUI investigation, The Glimmering Man, Listener Stories, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

There's no place to escape to this is the last Side stories, yes Man oh man, I am hung over from contact. I'm like hung over I'm not from my drinking too much like emotionally hungover I am the amount of information I received the amount of downloads I got into directly into my ass I don't know if it's information I received or talking at I received I will I will say One of my most successful Movements of the weekend as I want to say thank you to the other

I mean I'm gonna say this nicely as possible You know what I'm saying the other big fat hairy man the only one brave enough to find me at the pool Oh, pull man. Yeah, no, I saw that I saw that swap monster on the other side of the pool slowly making his way over I'm like this guy's coming to talk to us, but that guy is the only one who took me up on my offer He came out to the pool. Yeah, we sat there we floated. Mm-hmm. We were to want on it up He basically said we had a good old long old-fashioned conversation about Whitley Strieber Alistair Crowley Jeffrey Epstein, you know, best blunt rotation. Yeah. And it has just been nice, just hanging, it was nice.

His wife was there, seemed to be very happy to sort of allow her husband to have this afternoon. Yes. Because she obviously was there for the pool. But it's like my wife was. Very much so. She was just at the pool And so that I was I want to say very thankful very very big thanks to the man covered in hair That was also as covered as me and it was nice talking to you out there

Yeah, no you he really made you look like a normal man No, it's nice to see cuz guess what what I like to do with that guy obviously like to do Which is nice is that you got a Rorschach that pool Being like I'm not in here with you you fuckers are in here with me. Yes, and welcome to side stories My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Hello We just did such full-body contact at the desert I want to say thank you to all the people that run contact captain ron I want to thank you. Jamie everybody over there. They were they were couldn't have been nicer

Yes, no one said a word about me carrying the world trade center effigy around in the lobby of the hotel They said plenty with their eyes. Yes, I will say the power of holding A paper a three-foot paper mache World Trade Center effigy under my arm and the looks I got, to be honest, I felt like Rose McGowan. I felt like a Florence Pugh. Everyone wanted to know, who's he?

Yes. Where's he going? Especially at the contact in the desert. Yeah, because I'm walking around there because no one knew that there was there cuz like you could see A lot of people kind of do in the math like the conspiracy math in their head being like what's this about? What is what is this symbolize? Yeah, cuz you see people walking around with like, you know If you have a little paper mache UFO or something like that, you know, they tell them that makes sense

You know, I don't think it's turned some heads, but not really. Yeah, there's a whole table of people dressed up like galactic soldiers Yeah, their jobs are there. They are all I guess victims of extreme PTSD that live in a Starfleet in their minds Yeah, 24 7 365 just in life and that's an incredible way to get out of life Mm-hmm, you know just go join a fake Starfleet with you and your crew and you never have to worry about Experiencing I guess any form of negative emotion again because you're always in stars. Also, I gotta say, I miss our World Trade Center effigy in the office. I'm really sad that it's gone. It really tied the place together. It really did.

And I wanna say, Hank the Aquarian, we met apps truly wonderful lady that made our 9-eleven effigy and She does really really great work a lot of good great artwork. We're gonna need another one and also Yeah, I know well, or do we want a freedom tower? Oh, you know we do we get a Pentagon and we get a freedom tower And we make them fuck yeah Yes And we get a Freedom Tower and we make them fuck yeah make them kiss yes Yeah In the middle of doesn't it does yeah the Freedom Tower could totally fuck the Pentagon Hanky querion I'll pay you for this round really and also this is a huge plug go get her artwork all right, so how about that?

Let's see these paper We're gonna get both of these if we can get both of these for next year And we can teach the audience the birds and bees of conspiracy if we can get both of these for next year and we can teach the audience The birds and bees of conspiracy theory. Yeah, that would be huge Also next year we are officially and I'm saying this without talking to contact in the desert We're doing conspiracies at the cabana. Okay, we're doing outdoor. I'm gonna schedule it you come around We're gonna do some kind of trivia conspiracy trivia event. So we're doing contact again next year with I'm asking us. Yes I'm gonna show up will be there. Yeah, even if I buy tickets, it's interesting how you didn't even ask me

No, I'm asking no one. I'm gonna buy tickets myself and do it myself. Hmm. All right good next year We're getting people into the goddamn pool. I Marcus British Blood Parks decided to tell me he said the words, it's too hot to go in the pool, which is the most British fucking shit I've ever heard. He came to the pool. Yeah, he looked at it. Yeah, it's just, you know, that's not bad.

He says he needs it to be a lake, and he's like, what are you, a corpse? Yeah, well, he has a pool. He does, and he hates it. He hates it. He wants it to be filled with muck. I don't understand. I love the pool, but god, what a time there.

I'm trying to think. Can I say something about Contact in the Desert? Please. I had a great time. Love Contact in the Desert. I think if you want Ed Larson back, this food situation's a fucking, it's a real bad thing. I didn't eat because the food was so bad,

and I almost set myself into a fucking sugar coma. I know that, but I'm like kind of thankful that I feel like kind of skinny. Yeah. You know what I mean? I got three days of no food, it was kind of nice. It's just like, everything's bad. Yeah.

Everything is bad. That is a thing, we're gonna talk about this. I think that we can bring in a chef. I think we're gonna have to bring our own food or our own chef or something's gonna something. We can bring in a chef I feel like there needs to be a culinary experience at Contact in the desert. Maybe there's a playoff of the CIA being both CIA and the Culinary Institute of America Maybe there's something in that. Yes, you can even bring it on theme

I mean, yes anything there's something in there that cover restaurant at the Renaissance. I mean, yes, anything. There's something in there. That Cava restaurant at the Renaissance. I mean, I got no problem calling them out. That's one of the worst restaurants I've ever been to my whole life and I have to eat there five times a year. It's technically our favorite restaurant, Eddie. We've eaten there the most out of any restaurant we've ever eaten at. It's really upsetting. I've eaten there seven times and each meal was worse than the last. That is not, but again, it reminds me of what we're here to do. We weren't scared. We were more scared of the lettuce than the salmon and I was scared of that salmon I was scared of the lettuce lettuce is more dangerous than salmon. I mean both of them are very we made it out

We didn't get sick. I'm stronger than ever but next year we're gonna do a lot I also feel like and the coffee sucks we I but you know, that's why I brought my own coffee I brought my own coffee and that I learned this year also There was quite a bit this year especially The transracial section of the entire merch area was still just very very funny to me. What do you mean? I love white-man Wakanda oh yes like lifestyle like these are men that these are men that are these are very well you this white to your These are men that are these are very well you this white to your de Shiki miss is coming out It does there I missed it I watched I was like what ease so nice like if you wanted to break out the de Shiki guilt-free

You could probably do it at contact I know but I kind of want to do it and I want to kind of do it at like the White House or something I want to do it there, too I gotta get a little hat and call it the White House for nothing Yeah, I think I want a little like Neil Perrot hat. Oh, yeah I could see you in that but our our enemy of last year We vanquished him and I'm not talking just about Marc Maron He was a they were out there and he did they the Michael Zedona didn't have the

Cajones to show back up because the devil beat him the devil beats God each time I think it's important to remember that Also got my aura Tested yes, it's complicated What do you mean? It's complicated. It's like all the colors I look like if you look at my you remember that you know that picture I'll be honest you have interview with the lady that was like the the female UFC fighter And she's all fucked up her face

All mashed up. She's going like oh, it's a great time My aura picture look like that. Yeah like her face Yeah, see I didn't fuck with the aura lady because last year Julie and I got our auras and they were perfectly dude They were perfectly in match This is like honestly not to be anything we're talking too hard about this because it really puts Eddie in the really hardcore Hashtag top-tier percentage of hashtag wife guys because Eddie and Julie both got their aura reds Both of the auras were the same exact aura exactly on the fridge next to each other It's crazy. It was so eerie and so amazing blue

But then Ed was gonna try to get his aura Pictured again, and we realized if it's different my whole relationship is gonna go down the tube. It's gonna fight It's gonna cause a fight. Yes, it's slightly different. I'm fucked. Absolutely because we're off and we're not feeling it like yeah You'd be like what's why are you different now? Yeah? That was good deductive reasoning it was and then also Josh Gates I saw he was very entertaining from expedition unknown. I watched a little bit of it. Yeah, he had some jokes Yeah, really good jokes really funny jokes about streamers and stuff like that was kind of funny Also, there was a lot of synotics this year. So synotics was like kind of the concept of you can

Call orbs like you can you can talk to orbs you can use like all these again mental techniques So that was like some of that was very interesting. I do feel like next year to let we need less AI I Was all a it was all a I didn't know what there wasn't any Drone there was no drone talk Let's not let's not bust that because that's gonna be in our contact in the desert Live release and we're going to do at some point You're gonna see all of our bitching that we did live at the Contact in the Desert

Yeah, we filmed the comedy show. We'll put it on the YouTube page later in the year You know if you guys stay tuned so make sure you're watching that also right up top We got a whole bunch of new YouTube channels on the network. So make sure you go and check those out We got the foreign report no dogs in space lot LPN Romantic Lots of other stuff so make sure you're going to follow those channels as well Who's the bitch? Etc. Yes, please please do and I just but we're here. It's so nice to have made it through contact and

I'm trying to think of anything really good except the lady in the scooter That was the scooter lady was a blast and the UFO car was great everything Yeah, everyone got to like take rides in the UFO car. That was really fun. Richard Dolan got to feel very important Yeah, well, I know I look at that UFO car though and I'm like this is why there's no good food But they spent the money on the UFO car. It's got a UFO car. Yeah. Yeah, what do you want? I want food Yeah, sure and another festival. I am mad at the food but at that festival I think it's in the I think it's the town. Yes, the town is devoid of food No, it's not we walked you remember we walked like two miles over to the other resort to the Tommy, Bahama

Yeah, we went over there. I tell you what it was fine. It was fine. And it was extremely expensive. Yeah, it was very expensive, and it was fine. But I was hungry. At that point, I was ready to fucking literally attack people. We waited over an hour for our appetizers. They told us that it was going to be slow. Going to be slow is one thing. Over an hour for the apps is another.

Especially when one of the apps is olives. See, Eddie's the patient one. Just give is olives. See, Eddie's the patient one. Just give me the olives. And Eddie's the patient one. All right, I was good. I was unaffected. I honestly think I was woozy. You know what, I was, I shut down completely.

And also, I just gotta say, like, former chef, I get mad in these situations. I understand, but also, we're not there for the food. We're there for the truth. I'm always there for the food. I need food to help with truth. But many don't. Look at Marcus.

I'm not there for the truth. Marcus is filled with truths, and he hates food. Right? So there's a lot of them. You saw a lot of elderly UFO people can't eat anymore. Yeah. Like, you know, like, Whitley Strieber technically tucked into some wings. Oh, yeah, no, he didn't give a fuck about your hot wings. But the problem was, was, with Whitley Strieber technically tucked into some wings Oh, yeah, I know he didn't give a fuck about your hot wings

But the problem was was Whitley Strieber is that we walked in at first he was like you know like you remember we do this Whole thing we're gonna do this hot wings, but he definitely didn't remember. That's fine. What's that? What we call it again? Well, yes, it's not hot ones. No, I can't be spicy times. Yes spicy times. Yeah, we didn't know hot ones We did spicy spicy times and he went and he was fine with it But then what's what's great about all things all together is that? Everybody's kind of hesitant if you to do something Mm-hmm So you sort of force them to do it in front of a group of people and a bunch of cameras and microphones

And then they have to do it. Yes, and that's what's great and he was down. He was fine with it He talked in those wings. I saw his silvery lips That's what's great. And he was down. He was fine with it. He tucked into those wings. I saw his silvery lips tremble over all those little wings. But it's like.

We didn't give him the bomb. No. You took a little bomb. And that was bad. It was tough. That was bad for me. Yeah, but you'll be able to see and listen to that in August when we release all these interviews we did.

We did some great interviews. I was really happy. Major Paul Smith. Major, he was a, that was the person that, it's like one of those where I hope that that interview will see how it came out But we talked to this man that helped teach members of the CIA How to be psychic and the army and the Navy?

In order to do remote viewing and it was talking to him and within talking to him that I began to realize like your the most Spook like dude an intelligence agent. I have ever Met he was saying like three things out of both sides of his fucking mouth Yeah at all times and he was Mormon so he was like all of it There's some kind of an aw shucks kind of vibe he had but you're also like he definitely looked like a murderer

He was huge. Yeah, you noticed that with Paul Smith, too. He was fucking Jack. He was gigantic He was like 80 he was like former read but he was like one of those where he grab my he's like Oh, no, it's a tough handshake. Yeah, that was a tough ass. That was the best handshake in a weekend nothing made me realize George got in there on the motherfucker, too I squeeze it hard, but nothing makes you understand that George Knapp's a rider like meeting a major of the US Army George Knapp is still the manliest man I ever we did approach him about being my father and taking my fatherhood Yeah, being my father and then um See he thought about it. Yeah, he didn't say no. He said you know everybody did not say no I'm 41 year old son with new money. Yeah, all right, and I'm here, and I'm hanging out. I'm good for it

I'll fucking will get drunk and shit. I'll fucking will do a bunch of stuff. We won't tell your wife. Mm-hmm. It'll be awesome Can I be your father? Mm-hmm. It'll be awesome Can I be your father? Think about it. All right. I'm a little older you're three years older to Did it two and a half? Yeah, two in a couple months. Well, you're older than you think. I am Another thing yeah real quick. We briefly mentioned it last week, but earlier today, but That bitch mark marins out of the business somebody gave up screw your ass couldn't handle the fucking dude What the fuck are you doing now? Nothing?

Making all your money not having to work as hard you fucking Like bringing podcasting into the mainstream. Yeah, he's yeah, I mean honestly, he was fine He's rude to me the several times I met him and he will probably be rude to me the next time I meet him But that is his gig. Yeah. No, he's never claimed to be nice. Yes He's been fine to me never mean but fine. This was actively mean to me really Yes, but most most men are you you know at first glance Sure, I get it. I was good. I'm sure you were great. I'm a nice man Yeah, but yes, so bye mark Maron you're out

See you in hell now. We have another update. We have you do huh? You know it's one of those where I guess why I guess why would he because he interviews all you Interviewed Mike Lawrence. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I go. Oh, I know I Know why would he though? There's no reason no reason to talk to us It's only like we've been next to him in the top ten of the Apple podcast for the last like 15 years That's probably why I didn't talk to you. Yeah, probably so what we will do is move on so next update we have Uh, I did not realize this is one of the first times that you got a true crime Like scoop on me. Yeah, because very rarely do I see like I not know but this is fucking true

It's true. And I gotta say I only got it because this guy's picture is so scary that I was like We need to talk about this shit And now like I can't believe no one's really we didn't get any emails about no none nothing But here's an update from last week. We talked about this guy the devil in the Ozarks Grant Hardin Grant Hardin yeah this Eddie brought this up last week Grant Hardinness a former sheriff of I believe it was no

He was the chief of police of this shit fuck little town in the middle of nowhere in, Missouri Right, so he was in this like shitty little town. He was the chief of police He had total control over this very very small town He was arrested for murder because at this point, we'd found out like all, he was arrested for murder and it turns out he got attached to a rape that he had done 20 years before due to his DNA being entered now into the big CODIS database.

And then back in the day, the victim that was, she managed to save some of his semen. In the moment, she saved the semen, wiped it on her shirt, she was the wife of a police officer. The other police officers within this same township, wherever they all were, and so she went, they saved the shirt, and so they got him. But now we know that Grant Harden has escaped.

If you watch, I just did not know what Eddie then hit me to that. It's the guy from the true crime documentary devil in the Ozarks and this guy Go watch it. It's on max. It's like 42 minutes. It's very fast. It's fascinating. He's extremely dangerous He is nowhere to be found. He's been gone to somewhere in the middle of Missouri still I believe and This man is definitely like if you watch devil in the Ozarks There is no way that that is the only sexual assault he committed. He was he was too calculated It was calculated. It was all down to he was knew exactly what he was doing He specifically targeted her. She was the wife of a cop. He was a cop at the time Yes, so he like had a connection. He says do you recognize my voice? Yes, he asked her if you in the middle of it

Yes, and then he he's a psychopath. There is no way that he did not do more He reminds me quite a bit of the East area rapist the Golden State killer and so it is very similar to your arms It's like the same style same thing cop that was like hyper aware I don't think that there there's no way and he then decided to what he did was end a personal beef With a guy by shooting him in the face in a shotgun and with a shotgun and broad daylight Yeah, and then he brought his family to dinner and then said I'm sorry guys I love all of you just so you know daddy might not have might have to leave after dinner That's like what he told his family and then they finished up their carabas and then he went to fuck it He got arrested named been fucking put him in jail. Yeah, and so if you don't remember from last week

He has a mate. He got a makeshift police uniform and he escaped He just walked out the front door and now he's still Missing as of right now There is $25,000 in rewards, 20 from the FBI and five from the US Marshals looking for information leading to Harden's arrest. This dude is dangerous. He's like officially fucking dangerous. He is clever. He knows what he's doing. He obviously has plants. Someone helped him. Someone had to have helped him. Someone helped him. Someone had to have helped him.

Someone helped him, which means he probably had information. He didn't sew the fucking clothes himself. Like, literally. He must have had some information on somebody else, because it's like no fucking way. It just shows he was in a medium security prison. Yes. Which, it's like, for murder and rape rape it shows that the favoritism that law enforcement When they get in trouble yes, and so he should have been in a fucking major prison

But no he was in a medium security prison and this shows that it was a he was able to get out when people weren't Fucking paying attention. Yes, this guy's terrifying He is out there. I don't know what's going on They need to find this guy, but he obviously is a plan He might even be out of the country by now. Oh, yeah I mean, he's he's long gone. He might be long gone and then wherever he's going he's going to do more crimes So it's gonna something's going to pop up because it's not like this man is made of money Yeah, you know I mean like this isn't you know Yeah, I'm certain even in like that in the Ozarks a police officer is not doing that. Well, yeah salary wise

So there's no way he is hidden behind like, you know, like where's the money that's gonna harbor him at another country? I mean who knows what he's bailed stashed away over his career in law enforcement, you know I then you found out all the kind of stuff where he hit he was doing extravagant spending He was being a crazy person He was he viewed himself as like a superhero like he was in charge of the town everybody talked about that the mayor Felt like he was kind of like Second fiddle to him. Did he had an answer to him and do all this shit for him? I mean the mayor was on the phone with the guy

When he murdered them yes But it also sounds like everybody was still afraid of this guy And it's kind of funny because he does look like a big old dumper But the other thing is that he's like almost it was like something like six nine. He's a big big big dude He's a big heavy guy. He was the only cop in his town Yeah And so they said that he never needed backup because of how big he was So he'd go around a manhandle people and shit and then he was to you used to kind of throw his way around the town

All this shit. There's just a new image that they updated with him, which is just like they digitally put a beard on Yeah, they put a little five o'clock shadow on it. It's just like I need just looks like shit Yeah, but he's 56 years old. He's out there and he's fucking he's in the woods They're looking for him, but I don't shit man. I don't know if they're finding this guy Someone needs to go get him. He ain't far from the Gulf of Mexico. No, no, no, no. He's I he's in Mexico Yeah, he's got to be in Mexico by now. If he's not in Mexico. He's coming back for revenge I mean, there's no way if I'm those people they got to be there has to be people Next to him right what do you mean? I guess yeah, who the fuck's gonna sit there like with this woman

Well, well the saddest part is watching devil in the Ozarks and watching the whole ending sequence What they're all so happy that they caught him and they're all like he's finally we're all safe And he's gonna go away forever, And then you then you're like no he's not yeah And then they added a card to the end of the documentary saying if you have any information, please call 1-800 call FBI Which I think you should just call anyway, I just to see what happens. Yeah, why not? Trouble you just call the FBI and talk to him for a little bit see what's going on You like are your refrigerator running?

Like, do all that kind of shit. You hit him with all of it. Full court press. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ask him if they're the CIA. Yeah, yeah, seriously. Ask him who killed Kennedy. Yeah.

He can ask all kinds of questions. You do it. You do it. Yeah, you can give him tips about nothing. You come help me fucking make me come. Yeah, ask him that. Please, please, officers, will you please come and help me come? Is that legal to call the FBI and ask them to help you come because they can volunteer to do that

They get oh, yeah, but all the volunteers only yes, their adults are called consenting adults. Yeah, okay All right, so we'll keep our eyes open for hard and keep your eyes peeled Yeah, yeah, because he's out there and he's gonna kill you is he kill somebody's gonna do something bad And I'm pretty certain he's done a bunch of other rapes as well So I think that he's pretty Standardly dangerous. Yeah, all right. So if you see him hit him the head with a frying pan Okay, I'd say that I'd say hit him the head with a frying pan put him in a burlap sack I'd also say tied him train track also the other thing I wanted to bring up about him that really surprised me is the way

They were able to get him on this rape Really surprised me is the way they were able to get him on this rape Because it was it's you know, cuz there's only six years that you get before it goes that was fascinating in its own way Yeah, so it's only six years till it's what is it called when you get a statue limitation? That's your limitation. It's so it was only six years for the statute of limitations But what they did was right before and he didyear market the sexual the sexual assault I think happened in 2007 or 1997 1997 a long-ass time ago So what they were able to do was since they had the DNA they put a warrant out For the DNA they like set a special trial for this to make sure that they like put out a warrant out for the DNA

So they had eliminated the statute of limitations Even though they didn't have a direct suspect They had the DNA apparently if you have enough common a thimble like enough that you can get Guys full like DNA strands on yeah, you can just put a warrant out for that DNA Strand which is fucking crazy very interesting interesting, because that's you. That's the guy, right? They're like, it manages to exclude 99.8% of society or something like that.

Yeah, and so when they clipped him on the murder, all of a sudden when they took his DNA, they're like, oh fuck, you're the guy that raped this woman back in 1997. Now, I also believe, and this is just me speculating, but I think that if she wasn't the wife of a cop, that wouldn't have been done for her. I mean, that's, you know, Eddie,

unfortunately, I have to agree. But yeah, you'd think that it wouldn't be like that. But yes, I do believe that this lady, this victim, did get special treatment in this very small precinct No, this isn't on hers. No, just saying this is on that's on the system Yes, but they did get him technically they did their jobs and they get him they arrested a fellow police officer shows that you Should do it every fucking time kind of do it every time also, you might want to put them handcuffs on harder

You know, so you want to give a little like it's just remember, just again, when you see stuff people talk about, which we're going to get to, right, we're going to see whether or not when, if Diddy doesn't get pardoned by Trump, we're going to see whether or not he's going to commit suicide in jail, right, we're going to see what he's, what else these people are going to do. We just know that it's, just remember this, that when Diddy goes to jail, and all the stuff I've been reading about Epstein, all this other shit, prisons are not the most secure locations for a criminal.

Because funnily enough, when you put a bunch of criminals in one big place, they talk to each other. Yeah, they love it. And they do much stuff in there. And a lot of times even the even though CEOs Do as much as they can I'm certain there's good CEOs, right? There's other good ago all that kind of stuff There's good people do but there's also a percentage of people that are just as desperate as the people that are in the jails

Working for the jails. Yeah, and then they get very easily persuaded if they believe that they maybe get something material on the outside for this But again what we said the last time don't believe a prisoner. No, unfortunately. No, unfortunately Unfortunately, except when it comes to making a very ornate Breakfast using Fritos and refried beans. Oh my god. Oh, I love a good jail cook Yeah, now, um is diddy charged federally or state? I don't know. I think that that's federal no matter what. Yeah, because the FBI got him.

Because he was committing crimes in three different states. Yes, I believe that he has been. So Trump can pardon him. Are you talking about Diddy? Diddy. Oh yes, he's facing, oh he could definitely be pardoned. Federal charges, okay. Trump already said he's probably going to.

God. He said he's a nice guy. And then I'll tell you one thing that the trial has proven, he's not a nice guy. He said he's a nice guy and then I'll tell you one thing that the trial has proven He's not a nice guy. No, he's definitely not no He's not a nice man, but that is he's such a nice man that his own lawyers have to constantly remind the jury Remember did he's not a nice guy? That this is the that you don't that this isn't a trial about whether or not Diddy beat women or raped people.

This is not that trial. He did all that. We're actually telling you he did it, but he did it on a small scale. That's what they're trying to say. I mean, he told us this was going to happen years ago, man, when he wrote Mo Money Mo Problems. Because guess what it did? It did cause Mo Problems for him, didn't it? It did. cuz you know What did because you think though in the end if I had mo problems if I had mo money? Yeah, I'd have mo solutions. Oh absolutely out there if I had mo money. I definitely have more solutions I would go out there. I would build some stuff for the people. Yeah, I'm certainly not blowing it on Coked up baby oil or GHB laced baby oil. That's technically it was that turned out to not be real really Yeah, it was a whole thing. It was no drugs in the baby oil. No, but there's plenty of baby oil. Yeah

There's plenty of baby oil. I Fucking hate miss. I know me too, and you should meet mr. Information piece of shit, too No, let's let's get this other update here. Oh, yes, that's right this real quick This is just like thing that shows it. It's some things are things are complicated. Do you think do? Write us in at side stories lpotl Gmail comm when Henry burps. Do you stop taking them seriously? Everybody emails me about burping, right? I've seen the burping thing No, I couldn't care less. I know you can't sleep. Oh careless if you can't take me seriously when I'm burping How do you have a father? How do you have a fucking uncle? How do you talk?

Well, they don't take them seriously either. Well, they should because sometimes they know yeah, and sometimes they don't also I'm talking I got a lot sock. I got lots to say. All right, you don't like my burping. I don't tell you how it's Stern burped Yeah And we see yeah, he was the fucking the biggest literally the biggest media personality to live besides like Oprah I know it doesn't make it you know cool Now these here's a bit of an intro here's a Update about the crypto tortures now these guys these two fucking pieces of shit that did that tortured the this Italian Tourist for in order to get access to his crypto fucking account right sources of direct knowledge

The two guys are John waltz and William du Plessis. They have all these like footage of them at some big New York City Club, I guess called the box where they would drop 80 to 100 grand a night. I've been to The Box. Yeah? How is it? It's fucking cool, man. Chappelle threw a big comedian's ball there.

That's crazy. Yeah, and it went from midnight to four in the morning, and he had all these crazy acts there. There was this one chick. It was the coolest burlesque act I ever saw in my whole life. It was this really hot black chick. She came out there. She had a big afro, and she was totally naked at was this one chick. It was like the coolest burlesque act I ever saw my whole life It was just totally is this really hot black chick. She came out there She had a big afro and she was like totally naked at the start of it and then like slowly throughout the act She was like taking clothes out of her afro and putting them on and then by the end of it

She had like a purse and like lipstick and stuff like amazing. Yeah, I mean she was fully clothed by the end of it Wow, that's very it was very cool. No, that sounds wonderful. Yeah, the box was great. They'll let you smoke weed inside Whoa, well, that's why these guys liked it. I guess so these guys they were the crypto Can they one of them was named the crypto king of? Kentucky and they would go and spend a lot of money at this establishment One of them said he refused to wear shirt whenever he was at the box because that's what men do not all the men I was there. I saw most of them. I'm wearing shirts. I'm talking about this guy didn't have shirts I'm talking about John waltz. I'm talking about the guy that tortured the Italian

they have some footage here of him giving a bottle service girl a By what you'd call a piggyback ride very they're really enjoying themselves in these in this footage But there's other footage of them with the man that they have held hostage where he's like not really tied up He's just sitting in a wheelchair and then they're putting cocaine in an air fryer. Yes. Do you see this? Yeah, they're putting their K. They're putting cocaine. This is how much money they have they're dumping cocaine into an air fryer Yes, trying to turn it into crack cocaine two Two dudes are there next to the other two torturers there. They're all got like sunglasses on inside. They're all being like,

man, this is gonna make such bad crack. This is gonna make such bad fucking crack, dude. And then they, it's like, there's something- But the prisoner is the one working the air fryer. There's something going on. What I have heard, there's like, there's kind of conflicting things coming about about whether or not he screwed them over first

There's some story about maybe the Italian tourists was first of course not not that I'm not saying it makes them innocent They're just saying the story is very Complicated yes, and so this is all happening at once which is probably the reason why the session went for two weeks It probably 17 days went back and forth between just hanging out and getting tortured, hanging out, getting tortured. Like, very interestingly, almost Patty Hearst-like, where he probably seems to have, like, that's what you were joking about. He's like, laughing with the two guys.

And so people like to think that maybe he wasn't being held captive, but like, I would make jokes with my captors, if you're kidding at me. Oh, I got, you got to? Yeah, I gotta make you like me. Oh, I'll start and do impressions of one of them to make the other one laugh doing impressions of the other one to make the other One laugh. That's what you got to do. Also you're cooking crack in an air fryer. It's kind of funny

It is it is just it's kind of funny. It is objectively funny Yeah, but then there's this video of him getting just beaten up, right? There's a bunch of video of him tied up into a corner But is this shit staged then I start to wonder is there a way That is all of this staged for them to like is there an insurance you can claim on This crypto shit like I wonder if there's an insider way like maybe I'm wrong I might be talking entirely out of school, but maybe there is a way for there to like truly Cuz like I mean they fucked this dude up. Yeah

Yeah, that right there. Yeah, it's not unless it's like fucking makeup or some shit I don't make up. I mean, I don't know makeup artists They're filled with money. They have money 17 days sitting inside that fucking Airbnb. You don't think you can figure shit out You can be like what if we fucking make them look like a zombie and we do a whole thing I don't know. It's a scarab e and B. That's cute. Thank you But obviously we're just cop I'm just covering this because it's fun and salacious I have no idea what's really going on We know that these guys are all

There I know that John waltz and William duplessis are definitely absolute Trash and slime and other pieces of shit, and I think that the other dude Yeah, and why does William duplessis have a hard on in that picture? He does doesn't he he is hard as the dickens I guess he wanted he's handcuffed. Maybe he's in the kinks Maybe you just set him off. Maybe he reached temperature. Oh, yeah, I could happen or maybe he's just like permanently hard. Hey Yeah, maybe it's one of those pumps. Oh, yeah, or he took too much Viagra Have you seen the pumps penis pumps? You do the thing where you got a little button inside your balls and you pump up your penis and it gets super rigid and hard

Oh, no. Yeah, it's like a whole thing. You can put a penis implant in, you get a third ball that's like a little button and you pump it up and then apparently you don't lose function, you can piss out of it and stuff. It just has like a year-long recoup as if they've splayed open your penis like it's a brandzino. I'd just rather not have sex. I think a lot of people, that is a choice that some people have made.

Yeah, I would just not have sex see I don't know if I could give a helping having sex But I don't also don't know if I can have the knife go towards my penis at all I think that that's the only thing I am mostly concerned about is the knife going towards my penis and the if you gotta be Recovery of this if you gotta put this in your penis to have sex a little piece of advice Take naps If you're gonna put this in your penis to have sex, can I, a little piece of advice? Take naps. Just start taking naps, you know, relax. But then the problem is sometimes if they can't fucking fuck Eddie, they end up killing

a bunch of little girls, or they end up fucking making a carousel of dead bodies that they lift up. Guys have to come sometimes. Enjoy not coming. Some men can't. Some men cannot, Eddie. Some men need to be, but I would also say if you lose control of your penis It's time to become a bottom

Yeah, like if you can't get hard anymore, too And you're afraid of the insu- mean like just understand you're your guy that you're bottom now Yeah, and you just get into that because if you don't come if men don't come they commit Atrocities can't you just get really into like buffets? You know just like yeah,, yeah, I don't know. Does it feel like I mean, it's all like, I don't know. I don't know how to choose. Yeah, you have to charge it by the.

Oh, yeah. You charge yourself. Yeah. At night. Oh, you got to charge it. Yeah, I use mine when I've been used. Honestly, I'll confess. Disclosure disclosure. I do it myself.

And what it is, I have a solar panel into my asshole. Yeah, I do quite a bit as I just show my asshole to the Sun itself Oh, that's nice. They could zapped in Super cool. It's super crush. Yeah, so let us know if you got a penis rod that you got nothing I wish someone had a penis and I would love if someone had a penis and plant they could talk to me about it Because I mean it looks horrific. Yeah, it looks horrible. I don't want to deal with it. Yeah penis plants thankfully You can hook it up to your phone. Oh App I can pre charge my penis turn it on. It's so amazing. I could pre charge my penis I mean if we could have been vibrating you could just turn on your phone and make you

Vibrate and then you could just come like that And you don't have to do anything God Yeah, I mean that's just you know Yes, this this you're into you know when making even better what if you could oh the clapper But you got a clap on your penis Yeah, oh yeah, man. That would be fucked. It's. Where's the clappers at these days clappers gone man? Oh, and see when the clappers anymore. I think well, it's also just hard because you know, everyone just thinks it's HPV

You need a clapper doesn't work Senior myself Clapper but then I feel like the clapper now is like I don't know. I think now people do 99 people do too much twerking for the clapper Oh, yeah, that can be hilarious making their butt slap. Just making the you got a twerk to turn the music back on Can I please get some video of someone twerking to turn on a lamp with their clapper honestly side stories LP o tl a gmail.com I'll give you four dollars If you send a video where you can clap if you can twerk loud enough to set off a clapper I'm gonna give you this. I'm gonna give you a free shirt free shirt. Yep Wow I don't know what I've just asked for well

What you just asked for is someone to fucking? Work and then their friends sit next to a light switch. No, I need all right So this is what we're gonna do to get the free shirt and you the receipt of the clapper Okay, that needs to be sent in I need to see the clapper needs to be in the wall Like first you must do an independent video in which you clap with your hands by a shirt. No Do an independent video in which you clap with your hands. Just buy a shirt. No. Just buy a shirt.

No, you want a free shirt? This is the work. I think you have to reimburse them for the clapper as well. No. Yeah, clapper's only $15. Eddie, this might be, you're going to fucking bring our company to the ground. I'm just saying, like, it's not worth it for them

to get a clapper. Yes, it is. Log it in. Make a video of them demonstrating that the clapper exists. Yes, it is. Getting a free shirt by trade. It work for free sure that's called work I call America everybody so angry about money shirt and that's true. Everybody's angry about money. Everybody's angry about it

I'm giving you an opportunity to get a shirt for free. I'm gonna hat shirt and a hat Yeah, all right. There we go. all right guys as long as it's merch As long as it's merch. I'll get you some merch all right, but again video. I need a receipt of the clapper I need video of the clapper working on its own then yourself doing it a clapper in the Picture if you good if we could cut back and forth between the angles All right, so now we actually get to some stories You guys like stories right guys like stories. I want to talk a little bit about the Booga sphere

Oh, yeah, you were talking about this earlier. What is it now show this if we could just show Eddie this little video here Roberto now, this is downtown Booga Downtown Booga, Columbia. They have been dealing with a bit of a sphere problem. Is it bogota or no boogas called buga? Okay, I believe maybe buha. It's probably buha, but Bouga sphere is more fun to say so in Bouga, Colombia They have been dealing with this its spheres that was flying in low orbit around Downtown now there's this video. They're saying that is real. This is a UFO sphere This all came from the team of dr. Jose Luis of Alaska well They caught the sphere no see not this thing so all right

This is not the video not this about video Rob the other one if you go into the V right yeah right back to the director Right back to the penis pump Thank you Again side stories LP o TL at gmall.com if you can make your tits bounce hard enough to make the clapper go off And again, I want I'm not talking about nudity. This isn't sexual. What about balls I Can make my balls fucking hit my taint if you do that. It'll give you a free shirt I don't need a shirt, but I do want to test myself. I'll buy you something. If you do it, Eddie, I'll buy you something. What are you gonna buy me?

We'll figure that out. So this is the Bugasphere. Now the Bugasphere was shooting around, zigzagging around downtown Buga, Colombia. This is this year, 2025. This man that might, some people have called a bit of a con artist. I say he's a colorful radiologist

by the name of Dr. Jose Luis Velasquez as they said that later on they this object As you could see the zipping was found in a field right that they found they said there was writing on it That there was no visible seals on it that legitimately it looked like it was one solid piece of metal It is flying really weirdly Yeah, this is indeed real. It's a giant phantasm ball. So now you see it fell into the ground They wouldn't they grabbed it. They wouldn't look and this man went and x-rayed it They're saying that there's symbols on it But that seems to be all over the place because if you look at one picture of the symbols

It does sort of look like the font from the Alienware Laptops, okay, which is also supposedly built upon Apparently it does look like the font from Alienware But the font from Alienware was also built upon old drawings of stuff So again, I don't know what chicken the egg scenario that is but they x-rayed it And they found that the middle of it has a bunch of other tiny little spheres There is a sort of a metal rind to it a metal kind of outside of it in the middle of it's this weird Kind of what seems to be a like is it's like a softer metal to be honest

It seems like one of those rochers It does seem like like this is a you like one of those Rochers. It does seem like this is a, you know Rochers? Do you get Rochers every year for Christmas like I do? What's a Rocher? I hate a little bit of candy. Oh, no. You don't like Rochers?

I don't eat candy since the diabetes. I know, but you never like these Ferreira Rochers? They're delectable. Oh, you know what, no, I don't like those. See, this is my favorite as a kid. No, those aren't good. I used to sit a man I you do this five or six at a go fuck that dude. I love bun buns. You don't like bun buns No, I'm not a bomb on guy either. I like a Cadbury egg. I'll fucking suck on a oh man

I'll hatch a bunch of them fuckers. I don't think you're allowed to be fat anymore What are you talking about for not liking these things? You don't like rochers fancy candy No, not fancy. What do you get? Tobro loans, too? Yeah, Tobro loans delicious, but also they hurt your mouth Rochers are no these are not fancy candies. That's a Costco. I have eaten that's Costco's you like purulene's What's a purulene? Look it up. Have a Hershey bar you fucking piece of shit. No, that sucks. No purulene. That's not that it's PI It's P I R you and I had no that's a praline. That's wrong again wrong Rob PI are oh you LL PI are your yeah, really just as bad as Henry's weight problem look at that You never had purely yeah, you dip them in your coffee. Yeah, the cream filled wafers

Yeah, you dip them in your coffee. Yeah, the cream filled wafers. Those are the same fucking thing. Those are fine. No they're not the same thing. It's the same shit in a different fucking form. It's the same shit. It's the same ingredients. It's the same fucking ingredients. It's not. It's hard to... When you and your buddy are so in sync. And then you find the one thing that you might fight about. But the fact that this fat fuck doesn't like roches and called them fancy even. They're not shrimp, I'll tell you that much.

I love shrimp. We all do, Eddie. Yeah. That which we love shrimp. We all do Eddie. Yeah that on which We can agree I prefer shrimp over Pyrrolenes of course then what are we even talking about here? I've eaten so many pyrrolenes that I just can't eat them anymore either really I used to eat a whole fat whole thing when I was real fat man. I used to just fucking I Used to eat them like I was sucking dick. Oh, yeah, but I would take my time with them I remember I would like keep them in my own pretend like I was smoking and stuff. Yeah, I do stuff like that

Yeah, that was like when I was a kid kid, but then as I got older I was just eating them. Yeah, cuz I was smoking cigarettes. Mm-hmm. I Remember I found a really old box of them and I ate them anyway. Yeah, I'm proud of myself, of course No, no, no like the Native Americans. Yeah, no, none can be wasted Okay Of course no no no like the Native Americans. Yeah, no none can be wasted Okay None can be wasted All right, so more pets get back to the boogas fear. Oh, yeah, what is this fake ball doing now? It is doing a lot of Stuff the object was recovered on March 2nd

They said it weighs about four and a half pounds Which you can tell right now bugosphere is actually going at my at the galsons for like 490 90 pound and David Vela's El-Potro one of the individuals who recovered the object he spoke of he was on moss on television Now he was also working with Jamie Mouse on it was like that is a it's a he's a ufologist at the show Now this is the guy moose on it's the same guy that found the alien mummies in Peru Which I have been reticent to cover in more detail because at first they were heavily debunked Yeah, but then these were the remember these the little baby. I know these but then they got re Kind of tested if they got re kind of tested

It's they're still kind of floating around in the UFO world because they did have some kind of bones in them So some people are kind of saying they think that they might literally be mummified children or they were or that they could be old but people did make art out of Remains there are bones inside of them. Yes, they're saying that there's bones inside of them. Are there bones, the same stuff that's make up human bones? Yes, but they're also shattered altogether. This is, but it's a whole thing. Then they're people.

It's a whole thing, Eddie, right? So this is, but most of all, It looks like an infant, and if you're gonna, you can stretch out, you can mold an infant's head, you know, if you work hard. Nothing would make me happier. I wish people would put me in charge of that Yeah of molding infants head. I'm gonna turn your son. Hey, you like your son. How about I make a mr. Peanut?

You know what I miss Zika me too. Where'd it go? I don't know. Yeah, we're Zika talk to these guys Where's Zika yeah, actually Zika testified this week at the Diddy Trail. Oh, that's right. All right, so this week But all right, so Veles de poltero He said he found it in the food the woods of buga and he said this fear if you see was kind of crazy He said he told him all song when he found it that he after touching and he felt sick for days He then he said it was cold, but he poured water on it and the water evaporated off the top. Oh interesting It just seems like such horseshit to me. How is the ball only four pounds if it's not made out of tin foil alien? Stupid this whole thing stupid. I don't think aliens write letters to each other

Well according to this right here the center of the sphere shows a lower radioacoustic density than the edge Indicating an internal structure then maybe more porous or composed of less dense material than the outer shell like a hazelnut cream I just can't see aliens like designing something well putting like a design on it. They don't have they don't need that They're not artistic. They're here. It's interesting because you say this is it artistic design? Like let's say let's throw all of the it's horseshit away for one second, which is because on one level sure obviously it seems like total horse head. It's all connected to a bunch of conmen.

We can't see it ourselves. You know, you'd think it would be killing everybody by the second that he touched it because of the radiation all the stuff coming off of it. But let's just say the footage was pretty cool. It hit or Nate, right? Let's say it hits the ground and it's now like it goes dead It's very possible which is what I've heard in other sections of UFO lore that the writing itself is the technology And that the stuff on it is like almost sometimes an instruction manual It's something that is working along this is how you open it. Yes, like two double-a batteries essentially

Like it's that it could be like that who knows like every single story I've read of other people that have gotten close to a UFO They always kind of talk about one of the things they always talk about is some alien writing Written on the side or engraved on the side or written into a thing. It's kind of it happens quite a bit Okay, according to them Seems like horseshit that I mean, I know I told you told me not to do that. I'm sorry No, I'm not saying not to do that. I'm just saying if you were to not say it's horseshit. That's what you'd say Yes, so it's one or the other. I think the writing would be on the inside. I don't think that if aliens are creative

Well, I'm saying I think that we had a very illuminating conversation with Whitley Strieber about that topic Yes, I thought that was very interesting. Whatever you say about him. That's one of those where I liked him I liked him too. I thought it was I thought that he did a very good job But obviously a lot of people are calling bullshit on the Bugasphere. I love my Bugasphere. I want one. I wish I could have my own. Someone make one for Henry.

I wish I could have an Oogie Bugasphere. I just want one of these things. It's just a, but I mean a lot of things are going to come out of the wash. We'll find out. Yes. Much like with how I'm still devastated about Mary Lou Retton getting a DUI. Who cares?

She deserves a drink or two. I think so. Yeah, and if anyone could drive drunk, it's someone who could do flips. SightStoriesLPOTL at gmail.com. Can you do flips? Can you drive drunk? Yeah, this is out here three, yes,

it's a lot of stuff, and they should go check it out. Newsweek talked about it, you know that, they're super dependable. What happened to Newsweek? Capitalism. They used to be like a reputable news source. A lot of things were.

Yeah. Yeah, a lot of things were. Okay, cool. Well, speaking of reputable news sources, this one comes from the New York Post. Finally. A Florida mother is accused of killing her six-year-old son in a failed exorcism. She's not a mother anymore.

Yeah, she was during a twisted attempt to exorcise demons from her son's body. She then let the kid's body, she tried to get the demons out of him Yep Held her hand over his mouth until he stopped breathing sure thought that the demons were gone, but then he was just dead Yep, and then she let me are gone, and then she left him there for two weeks But she did the thing of like he's gonna wake up any day now any day now He's gonna wake up. He's gonna wake up. I mean is it's just fucking it's crazy. I understand. It's just a sad story for sure

Oh, yeah, it's brutally sad. It's actually it's hard It's actually quite difficult to make comedy out of but the one thing I will find interesting is this idea that you'd think that like every exorcist movie All exorcism movies they all say the same thing is that your the goal is that you got to get? Exorcism movies they all say the same thing is that your the goal is that you got to get? The demon out of the kid before it dies yes, right because then the demons dumb what I wanted You got to slap it kill the kid you got slap him you got a dose of him water You got a fucking give it a crucifix to masturbate with all sorts of shit But you the the kid if it dies it means a demon one

Yeah, and so she's just trying to kick it the can saying oh come back I know knowing that you fucked it up The reason they did a oh a health check on him is she was just making a bunch of Facebook posts about obsessive religious and cryptic Oh sure just cryptic things like you know trying to like figure out how to get the demon out of your child and stuff like that Oh, yeah, just been dead for two weeks. Oh, yeah, dude I mean, this is I mean, it's one of those things where we probably shouldn't even be talking about this story No, but it's a it's a woman who killed her kid because we're not laughing about it. Yeah

Yeah, it just seems like it's in our wheelhouse. Yeah, I just yeah Yeah, I'm not sitting here saying this the funniest story I've ever heard But I try because like I think it would be funnier if you did it honestly Eddie. Okay. All right, take it back Let's say how do we make this funny do it in a funny voice? But the stem brother 41 spent nearly two weeks before her son's decomposing body was fair This isn't funny still no Don't like it. I tried. I'm glad that you did it. I tried though. I'm glad you did it is the ultimate Yes, Andy. Hey, this is the idea here. I could try to make it funny. All right, go ahead

I said me here. Let me look at the article. Here we go. I mean this article Let me try to see what her last name is. Oh, this might help. All right. Oh, oh, yeah Once again, I'm getting there. I'm gonna look at let me give me the give me the joke I give me the one joke of this okay if we could her name is Polly nice Polly nice well, but turns out Polly's not so nice There you go yeah, we did it you made Rob laugh at least yep, that's all it matters Yeah, well she's charged with second-degree murder This is helping I

Am out of jokes, it's okay. You don't have to be in them What you're out of them? I am You know unbelievable what else happened in the news? Yeah, not that let's not cover that again. Yeah, let's get away from that Yeah, let's not cover that anymore. Yeah, that's the just fucking we're hitting that if I We had the guy who jumped in the lake He was in a lake with a bunch of alligators in Florida Oh this fucking guy there was a bunch of people like hey There's a bunch of gators in the lake and they called the cops and stuff

But he was all like fucked up on and then one of the alligators bit his arm And then he still like kept swimming and he got to this even got to the end of the lake And then he saw a bunch of cops and they're like stop stop, and then he grabbed a bunch of Trimming shears for the garden, and he ran at the cops, and they're like, stop, stop, and then he grabbed a bunch of trimming shears for the garden and he ran at the cops and they blew him away. So he got what he wanted? I think so. Wow, that's fucked up.

So he was on something? Yeah, no, he was definitely all fucked up on drugs. Yes, but he was fighting a gator on his own. He volunteered to go into a lake and fight a gator? I believe he was just fucked up and he was in the lake I they don't say why he was in the lake with a lot of Alligators. Yeah, it was like you do it was at 7 in the morning. So I Still oh, yeah, you never want to sleep. They said that he was drunk or high or something

You've definitely wasn't a fucking I guess it yeah, and some of those espressos that's super hardcore Nespresso was called like Adversio or whatever it's called the nurse nurse. Oh, yeah, cuz he's trying to kill everybody Yeah, dude, it could be that super super intense Nespresso pod that did this. Yes, because some of that some of that stuff who? Who takes me for a loop and the cops they were pretty happy about what they did to be honest with you I think that this is a type of story that like they love they love that he already had around with an alligator Yeah, and that they got to finish it and he had a very deep that he tried to assault the deputies with shears He then jumped into into their vehicle

Which is an armed burglary and then he tried to get the rifle and shotgun out of the vehicle at that moment. All the warnings had to stop and action had to begin, and that's when they shot him enough to stop the threat. They unloaded both of their guns on him. He looks like a man that could have made them. His mugshot basically says, I could have made better choices. Yeah. Yeah, made better choices. Yeah

Definitely yeah, you're right. You're right. I could have made better choices. I shouldn't be in this place. I did Unfortunately have sex with the panda And now but honestly what's really nice about having sex with the pandas only got like a six month like Like a whole sentence you just get in and out. Yeah. Oh he was on meth Hmm he swam a long way across the lake and the fact was bitten by an alligator significantly and continued his rampages Shocking Judd said judge one of the police officers I believe he's but he also said that they described the man after they killed him as deader than four o'clock That's a direct quote there four o'clock that's crazy

After killing somebody that's fucking that is fucking nuts. It's been a long afternoon for them, you know I'll put it that way is definitely a long afternoon for them But also like they had too much fun with this one. Unfortunately, they had a bit too much fun with this one. I think they like the this was this went into the police's favor Yeah, you know because they got it. They're a lot of hay with this guy Lot of hay because they never get to just shoot somebody in a non complicated fashion You know like it's so hard when they get one. It's good for them. Yeah, it is Yeah, cuz also there's a guy that didn't get it good, which was honestly an extremely sad story

that I could also not really joke about. Mark Fogel, 54, he died in an altercation with a Clark County deputy. This guy, he was a trucker, he got arrested for DUI, he crashed his car into two parked cars. And he got out, and he he started going like my life's over Mom, I'm as good as dad. I'm a trucker and they're all like, you know, like you could you're fine. You're a commercial trucker He's supposed to drive he had a license for driving like gasoline and waste trucks. Okay, so that's a specialized

like it's a hard- like, old license. It's a hard to get license. And even the cops are trying to say, you know, like, this doesn't necessarily mean they're going to take your thing away. Like, this DUI is your first DUI. You can get past this. And he keeps saying, I'm a dead man. I might as well be dead.

And then once he's getting fingerprinted and he's about to get breathalyzed by the police officer when he's alone, like, so when they to get breathalyzed by the police officer when he's alone. So when they put you in this little, they put you in a little cubby hole, wait before they release you, I guess, to the next cell part where they're gonna test, they're gonna test your breath to make sure they have it all registered,

especially because he refused to do a breathalyzer when he was there and they're like, all right, we'll get you at the station. And so the guys start being like, it's just you and me, right? It's just you and me. Because they released a body cam footage. And the deputy's like, yeah, but you're not gonna do

anything, right? Because up to that point, the guy had not been a problem. And then all of a sudden, the guy, Mark Vogel, jumps on the cop. They have a fight. And you see him going like, he's like, don't touch my gun. Don't take my gun. And he's like, that's exactly what I'm doing. I'm getting your gun. He goes for it. He gets a hold of the officer's gun. He smashes into his like the, what's his putz? The camera,

it shuts off, right? Yeah. Goes off. You could see it smash into his chest thing goes off But then the next thing that happened was the guy the deputy had to fucking stab him to death He was knife out not even like it's not like it's like his utility knife He had a reach into and get his utility knife and fucking stabbed him 14 times like in the police station Wow in that way I just felt bad for the cop because This dude was like the other guy kind of felt like he was doing a bit of a suicide by cop Yeah, this guy was also trying to do a suicide by cop But it's a bit more I'd say it's a bit easier on the cop when it's done with a gun and stabbing him Yeah, when you're standing away, yeah, you're not actually feeling the blood run down your knuckles

But that was like a crazy way for that guy to go. He was real sad. He seemed like he, yeah, it seems like he had a emotional problem. I wish that he understood that a frown is just a wrong way to hold your umbrella. That's right. Yeah, he should have turned that frown upside down. You know, like, if you just understood

that life finds a way, Mm-hmm, right? I'm that you could always go he could always mark Fogel even if he lost his license He could always you know, you can change you can change careers go to only fans Yeah, you know like mark Fogel would have been great make a brown You don't think I'm mark Fogel wouldn't do well on only fans being one of those seers Sad naked old men on only fans or we know how you know the focal name travels well it does yeah, it really does yeah, this guy was a real bad Yeah, this is oh wow yeah, I watched the whole body cam footage. It's really really why isn't he cuffed because he was being nice So the guy kept saying oh

Don't make me have to cuff you because he had cuffed him before but the guy was being really kind of lackadaisical and not Being aggressive with the police officer and then he took advantage of that He was trying to get he was trying to this is who was he was trying to get this is trying to get murdered Yeah, and it's really very sad because it's like Being truck driver can't be that bad, right? Oh the very high suicide rate amongst truck drivers. I mean we already know that Where the serial killers are, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a whole bunch of things.

Yeah, it's a pretty rough thing, you know? But was it, what's the, that's really fucked up, dude. Yeah, they had a fight. He really had to stab the living hell out of him. Oh, yeah. It's not good, buddy. This is all, I feel so bad for this cop. Yeah, I mean, normally I never feel bad for cops,

but in this way, it's just one of those things that's really sad when we do this. I do talk a lot of shit on cops, but I often feel bad for them. Well, it's an extremely, ah. I just like talking shit on authority. Of course. In general. Like that's like, you know, mayors, cops, firefighters.

You know what it is? Is that it's not that I even like to, it's that they must get shit talked. Yeah. Because they're the authority. And if they can't handle it, then why are you the fucking authority? Yeah, I love teachers, but I love shit talking to them too.

If you're so fucking thin skin, as far as I'm concerned, cops are supposed to take it. Landlords, superintendents, go fuck yourself. You get, congrats, you get the privilege, but guess what you get with the privilege my Endless bitching at you. Yeah, that's what you get in the different It's like why when people get super famous and then you can't then be but hurt when everywhere you go You're trapped. Yeah, because when you're famous one of the things you give up is your privacy. Unfortunately, that is a part of the devil's bargain.

Well, I mean, it's called famous. It's part of the definition of being it. It's a part of the devil's bargain of it. There's really nothing you could do about it. Nobody deserves, obviously no one deserves to be stalked or murdered, but still you have invited this. You are in the public eye.

And the same thing with a police officer. You can't handle some fucking criticisms about your job, then I don't know what the fuck to tell you. The whole point was that you were supposed to be better than that. You were supposed to stick up for people and help them no matter what they thought of you. So I would maybe think about that, maybe. Generals, hospital administrators, they can go fuck.

Every one of them. Everybody can get exact amount of shit as I want to deliver to them. Yeah, if you're in charge of shit as I want to deliver to them Yeah, if you're in charge of people I like inherently just don't like you, but that's your job is to take the criticism Yeah, that's your job. Mm-hmm. So actually you're my boss Weirdly fuck you fuck you Thank you. No problem All right

Let's get some listener emails. I do want to talk about you didn't you didn't mention the glimmer man. I'm about to okay good I want to read this To you so first is a this is not an listener email. This is from phantoms and monsters calm to first elucidate Several years ago I Am way I'm extra burpee today though. Was that a burp? Several years ago I Am way I'm extra burpee today though. Was that a burp? I see home fucking that's a burp We got a call now. There's a father. No, we there's father noises. Mm-hmm. There's man noises. Yeah, and I got a bunch of them. Oh

Like that, yeah There's a glimmer of life left in you still kill me we can get through this silly several years ago, I moved in Northern Idaho lucky I Was always a hunter growing up and was excited to live somewhere with more debt with a more dense forest and more game to hunt Since I was new to the area. I went out with my coworker for my first few trips. We became good friends and became good hunting buddies.

But two years ago we went out for elk about an hour south of the Canadian border. We went out and we were scouting the area before we actually went on a hunt and we'd been hiking for a few hours through fairly dense woods. We came upon a small clearing. It was about 20 yards by 50 yards before we entered it I told my friends stop something about the

clearing didn't feel right he said you have a weird feeling too I said yeah almost like it's a trap then I guess we should kiss then Yeah Yeah, that's I added that you added that we agreed to go around the clearing and continued on with trying to find a spot The next weekend we came back to hunt we got there about two to three hours before sunrise and started hiking in We split to go to our spots and after 30 minutes of walking I found myself in that same clearing I no longer had that weird feeling But I knew I didn't want to be there. I took back in the woods and I continued to my spot. I Bet an after an hour of sitting there. I heard something moving. I Could not see it but heard leaves moving and I got quiet real quiet

No birds. No bugs nothing That's what I saw it. About 30 years, about 30 yards east of me. Something was in the tree. I looked at it but I couldn't quite tell what it was. I raised my rifle and looked at it through the scope. My heart sank and a cold chill round down my back. My first first thought was that's the predator or something from the abyss It had a human shape, but it looked like it was made out of water. I could see through it, but it was distorted It was crouched down on the branch like was looking for something. I Texted my buddy and said get over here now. Stay quiet not of sight

Our spots were about 30 minutes apart and after about 45 minutes. He showed up He texted my buddy and said, get over here now, stay quiet and out of sight. Our spots were about 30 minutes apart, and after about 45 minutes, he showed up. By this time, the thing had left, but later when he came back a couple of times, now he was in a tree about 50 yards away, and I said, what the fuck is that? At first, he didn't see it, but then he froze and his jaw dropped.

We both sat there paralyzed with fear After about ten minutes, whatever it was left back into the woods We hauled ass out of there like we were being chased by a lion Never looked back and just kept running We got back to the truck and sat there for a few minutes quietly staring into the woods And that's when I started tucking into my buddy's dick. No that I added that And that's when I started tucking into my buddy's dick. No that I added that But so this was so that's the story of his glimmer man experience the glimmer man And I'm talking Steven Seagal no because you could tell Steven Seagal is coming by the smell of

Alcohol and truck car noir yeah But then I read this this was all separate, but then I get an email from our listeners Hey boys, can you do an episode on this? It's a weird phenomena. I never knew that this was a common sighting You are done I'm a mess today, I don't even do anything I did anything yesterday We weren't even drinking that hard this week. I did nothing. I'm just I'm literally just fucking fat Yeah, and Dom and ugly as long as you're saying it You weren't even drinking that hard this weekend. I did nothing, I'm just, I'm literally just fucking fat. Yeah. And dumb and ugly. Well, as long as you're saying it.

So, I've never heard someone else describe it as the cloaked predator until today. So, multiple people now seeing this. A basic description, five to six feet in height, no discernible features, only a humanoid shape. It gives a slight magnification to anything it passes never made a sound never made quick movements always a slow steady walk basically the cloaked predator but smoother and for clarity I didn't see

any predator movies until I was 16 at least four times between the ages of 10 and 13 while in bed at night I would see this shape walk into my room stand at the end of my bed and stay there for several minutes while I covered my head and passed out from fear of suffocation there was only one time that it walked around the bed and came closer all I could do was bury my head and yell firmly you have to leave do not come back Sounds like his dad's got a ghillie suit. Well cool After that I never saw it again Years later. I talked to my mom and sister about eerie things in that house and as I described this I watched their faces drop

Confirming they saw the same thing now. I want to see if we have any other glimmer man Sightings well, I feel like if you just see you you know like on a hot day you can see like vapors. I know what you mean but I also know what they mean by like seeing a moving thing. I've seen this sort of like on YouTube, like which is fake obviously I think a lot of times but I've seen YouTube videos of something like a glimmer man. But I have never seen it in real life, but I've also can imagine weirdly enough. That's how a cryptid would operate. Yeah. Right. I guess so. I don't know. You don't think so? I don't. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah. But what's it eat? What's it? What does it matter? I'm just saying if it's, if it's like a, if it's a ghost,

I don't think it's a ghost. something like ago with a ghost of a big foot What if a big foot committed fucking suicide now it's haunting the woods now. This is a story that I like Thank you. I'm saying now. I'm in yeah, big foot's fucking so sad Yeah, nobody cares and can't get fucked anymore if a big foot had erectile dysfunction Edie even we've got it spells Ed I know I know Eddie because there's nothing not hard about you They can especially your arteries Yes

So if this bigfoot went and he was sad and he went out there and he put a fucking gun in his mouth that he Stole from somebody because he does his dick doesn't work anymore You can't get the pump because if he were to go get their surgery he'd reveal himself. Yeah, they have to have address Yeah, so that's hard for him. He'd have to have insurance and all that kind of shit. You know he's not liquid He's hard to ensure being a Bigfoot so honestly No one wants to ensure nobody wants to deal with it because the inherent nature's and dangerous nature of the forest Yeah, and so he's got the heart the size of a pumpkin

It's so difficult for him to get any coverage and so he blows his fucking brains out now. He's haunting the woods. Hmm Remember the movie mask not Jim Carrey the other one with Eric Stoltz. We have the big head I do you think that's just the shade Bigfoot. I Just want to thank everybody for listening to today's episode. He had a he had something wrong with him Yeah, it was a mess. It wasn't real. It wasn't Michael J. Fox. No, it wasn't real. Yeah But I'm glad you're here for this I'm glad that you did this Live every day like you barely survived a UFO convention

Yeah, I love every minute you have above the dirt because there ain't nothing you can do about it We learned that from the final destination films. Oh, yeah. All right, you can laugh your way to the bank knowing You're about to fucking kill everybody at the bank. Oh, yeah. Yeah on patreon this week We interviewed the Craig Perry who produced every single one of the final destination movies and the American Pie movies He did he did it was it was interesting. It was very very very interesting You know cuz like funnel destination you're like. Oh, you know is that silly is it good? You know I remember not liking it It was fun watched a bunch of them to gear up for the interview, and I liked it more than I remembered honestly

I found them to be fun, and they are they're a good old-fashioned popcorn man. It's good old-fashioned popcorn movie, dawg Yes, I mean horror. It's a big year for her it really is and come out There's more horror movies out this year than I think I've ever seen before and it's one really cool Yeah, it's good to be out there man. Go and check out speaking Don't just don't go see movies, but also see our YouTube's Yeah, YouTube's got all these new ones got LPN Romanticie and who's the bee right both of those separate for the LPN Romanticie series that Natalie and Jackie are doing and The who's the bitch podcast in in which they analyze who's the fucking

bitch with care Clank and Jackie, also the foreign report has his own YouTube page. The fucking LPN TV has its own YouTube page. You got to go and check it out because that is where we're moving all of our streams and know that today I don't know if this this should come out right before we are doing at 3 p.m. PST. We are doing the big keynote speech Where I'm going to lay out the next two years of content 23 Z 23 23 Check us out there motherfuckers. You go dad. He'll be on the left for all this fuckers. There's shells

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That's gonna be at the Elysian theater in Los Angeles. Um, believe that's all I care about talking about. Yeah, dude Hell, yeah, man. Yeah, get better food in the desert. I'm fucking sick of this shit. We need to do we got up It will just have to bring cactus tacos. We're gonna bring the food. We're gonna bring it this year. Yeah, I want to eat Roadrunner. I'll eat coyote Just fucking feed me something out there. It's a mess. I'd love to have some coyote. All right Yes, yeah, and hail. Um, I don't know Robert the doll again