Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Bullet in the Backseat

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

Marcus & Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news - diving into a brand new JFK Assassination revelation as a former secret service eyewitness's new book casts doubt on "the magic bullet theory", ALSO a 14-year-old Massachusetts boy dies from the "One Chip Challenge", a follow-up on last week's biohazard "airplane pooper", Marcus's Hero of the Week, and a special message from the LPN family.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. Yes. On the left. Side stories. I love your glades. That's one of the cannonballs from started. Side stories.

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I need some help. Can I phone a friend and have them come? At this point, unfortunately, the only friend you have to phone is me and I'm here in it with you. Fuck. Okay. I'm not gonna do this. You're not hearing the melodious tones of Ben Kistle right now because he is on a sabbatical.

Good way, put it in. Let's go. We put these in sabbatical out there and he is on a sabbatical. Good way of putting this. Go away. Put these sabbatical out there and he is looking after his mental health and his physical health. Yes, Ben is going into treatment, but he will be back. There's no correct time to do something like this. There's no proper time. And we've been concerned about his health for a minute now.

And we've made a lot of jokes about it. And I'm certainly very guilty of that of made a lot of jokes because I'm just a funny dumb shit bro, who is just fighting through a cloud of his own jokes. And all the time. This is how, you know, as comedians, is that we process emotions, because this is also how we avoid emotions,

and how we avoid talking about real shit, and the time to talk about real shit came. Yeah, it came. And so we're here, we're gonna handle our shit, which is the shows and network, we're here. We're not gonna be missing anything. We're gonna be putting out the stream and the shows and the radio.

And we're gonna have all of our family and friends. We're gonna come in and help fill that gap. And, you know, because, I mean, I'm gonna be frank, we love this job. Yeah, we love what we do. We love our lives here. But sometimes we just get wrapped up in it. And we forget to take care of ourselves

and that's what's kind of this is all about. Yeah, we forget to take care of ourselves and we forget to take care of each other. And this is the definition of mental health is not your fault, but it is your responsibility. And it's his responsibility. And he's taking care of it. Yes. And that's all we can really ask. And all we can ask is, you know, the love and support that we've gotten from all of you over these years,

you know, just keeps forth as we fucking need it. We're just fucking people. We're just humans. We are just a bunch of people. We're just humans. We are just the bunch. We're just the bunch. We're just the bunch. We're just the bunch. We're just the bunch. We're just the bunch. We're just the bunch.

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And, uh, I guess this is going up. Is that good? Yeah, I guess so. I mean, you've been doing it forever. So I mean, I mean, now it's like is now it's true. I guess this is growing up.

I need a, I need a reach out. But thank you. And let's, uh, let's kick this pick. Let's kick this pig. Let's get into some new JFK, but yeah, or is it, is it? It's just not, it's fine. Let's hear what this old fuck has to say. Okay. So, all right, all right. Let all right. Let me get comfortable with you because this is the first time. All right, inside stories, right? Technically, I'm the prepared one. So you're always the prepared one. I'm the prepared one, but this time, I'm the

fucking prepared one. Well, you came to the weak hot, a breakthrough article, quote unquote, uh, more quote quotes, a breakthrough article because it's more new shit about very, very, very old shit, but I don't know whether I mean, what does it fucking mean? Okay. So every couple of years, like as a JFK fan, I got the JFK assassination fan, your JFK assassination head, your stand to assassins. You're a JFK assassination head. You're a stand to assassinate. You're a sat. So things come out all the time about the JFK assassination. There's always a new witness.

There's always somebody who said that they saw something that nobody had ever seen before. And it just kind of gets added to the pile. But over the years, the people that we really haven't heard a lot from are the secret service agents. And we fucking know why if you listen to the JFK series and last podcast and love, you will know why that they are all super cagey. No one said anything for fucking seven years. Well, our theory, the theory that we go for is that was, it was a theory that was put out by this guy named his last name is Donnecue. I can't remember his first name, but his last name is Donnecue. Uh, and since the like 70s, this guy has been telling everybody screaming into the fucking

darkness, the secret service agents accidentally murdered JFK during a workplace accident. I don't want to remind you again. We like, yes, we prosper this, this version of the JFK assassination because in my head, and when we talked about it in the show, was that like, of course, though, like, of course, one of the turning points in modern history would be a workplace accident. You know, like, that's incredible. And like, I'm still kind of like, you know, I don't trust the CIA unless you do read Jack Scarfati, and you get in all of his stuff about how like we're all just, you know, that we're dreams of angels.

Are we now? Yeah. And he was work for the CIA. News to me. Yeah. But you know, the CIA is like, you can't trust them, obviously. You never know what the hell are with going on. But I always kind of feels like as we talked about in our series is that the CIA has tried

to do a lot of these very organized assassinations, but they're not super good at it. They're just really good at making props. Yes, they're very good at making props and they are very good at destabilizing governments of other places. Exactly, they're good at fucking things up. They're really good at destruction, but as far as planning shit goes,

the CIA isn't the best at getting shit done. Now, you know, and then they still, they can, but this is just one of our favorite theories. Yeah. So what happened? So where does this article come from? So what happened as this guy, his name is Paul Landis. Paul Landis was the guy on the running board on JFK's lemma. So he was on that his car. He's on JFK's car. He was the partner to the guy who jumped on the back as the limousine spedaway after JFK was killed. So is that the person that was like Jackie was running to? Yes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So

he's it. So it is the same guy. No, this isn't this is that guy's partner. Oh, so he's like his Robin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's his back up. He's the guy. He was the guy that was over on the running board. I believe to the right. Like right now, like you like right next to dad. House left stage right stage. I was stage right. Yeah, it was stage right. If you're facing JFK's gaping head wound, it's stage right.

Thank you for explaining it so that Stephen Sahnheim could understand it. I believe from heaven. I think he's fucking that. So this guy has stayed silent about the JFK assassination for years and years after the assassination, he quit the secret service and he lived a normal life. He said, he said something that had nothing to do with presidents. Yeah, I honestly think it's great. I was watching a recent one of those like dumb videos that showed up on Instagram, and it was of very strange, but it was Bill Clinton, right? And he was like outside some bakery, but he was just hovering, right?

Like he was just like, he was doing a very old, manny thing that I did not, I've not really understood where he was like, he was outside of, I'll do an act out what you can't hear, but he was standing outside of a bakery like looking at it was like a, like you know, when you see guys look into the engine of a trunk of a thing, they open a pop open or trunk and they look at an engine and they're like, eh, what, eh, what are you going to do? He was just like looking at this bunch of cupcakes, like they were like, he was about to buy a bunch of women. And then when he goes in there, you see the two secret service guys that he we're with. And there's just like, I love what they believe is like regular guy clothing, they make them not look like they have bulletproof vests. I'm like body

armor all over their arms. So it's just like wearing like a tan golfing shirt. And they're just like, we're like, oh, yeah, cool. No, he's not a armed guard. No, but this guy just ended up living like, I think it was a real estate agent for a while. Like he worked in construction, just regular, regular Joe jobs. Yeah, but he said that he was haunted by the assassination. He said, he said, he better have. He said he could not close his eyes without seeing like J. K's head. Yeah. Yeah. And he's going to go. He's great, but it's bad man, not good. And so he's getting to the end of his life and he's getting. Is it weird to go to sleep watching this a prood or film?

I just let her roll. Honestly, you know what kind of makes me like relax is that. That's a sound from like old. That's just eight millimeter. I can get you a white noise machine that has that noise if you want. No, but then you don't have JFK's head exploding slow motion again and again and again. I can, we can, I guarantee you that we can have a fan do one of those 12 hour YouTube videos. There's just 12 hours of JFK getting assassinated with a millimeter running footage.

Like, I think ASMR. Yeah, technically, yeah, to go to sleep and to chill and to chill and study too. To chill and study too. Yeah, assassination footage to chillax with. There's a goal eight millimeter ASMR. So this guy was haunted for years and years and he's now getting to the end of his life.

So now we're getting a death bag confession time. I always even say in this. He's not dying, but he's getting close. He, because he feels like, well, this is his, his is his final shot. This is his Hail Mary to finally like get a fuck at all the attention you never got. Because I, you know, I work for the CIA.

Yeah. Yeah, you do. And so when I, do I, I don't think I'm allowed to know. I actually don't think I'm, I'm looking to think. I actually don't think I'm... Just looking at thick cutter, you're... You might. Yeah, you don't know, do you? No, but I can't wait to have my deathbed confession. Oh my God.

Deathbed Confessions for the DCIA guys. Because I'm come all over the various high-strange subreddits. And to make it clear, this is a secret service, guys. This is not a CIA guy. But I love the idea of there's so many, because now these days too, all of the CIA guys and their fucking mothers are coming out talking about aliens being amongst us and hanging out and like, you know, creating temporal portals using mental activities and like literally traveling through various, like literally traveling through various, like literally traveling, using your brain,

traveling to other planets and then coming back, you got Obama being gay, like that's fucking back. Like all of these guys, they're all three pointers from the fucking hospice. Yeah, and so this guy decides that he's gonna write a book, he's gonna come out with some new information about the JFK assassination that we'd never heard before. And what he says, what now he said,

she said that after the body after JFK's body was taken out of the limousine, he said that he found a bullet in the backseat of the limousine. Okay, so now this is within the car within the car. He found a bullet that was in the back seat of the limousine. Okay, so now this is within the car. Within the car. He found a bullet that was in the back seat of the limousine that was supposed to be the so-called magic bullet. The full metal jacket bullet. The bullet that was supposed to have struck JFK

in the back, hidden through the wrist and then eventually hit Governor Connolly in the front seat. And the reason why that's explained is because the back seat that JFK in was elevated above the seat of the governor in the front seat. And the reason why that's explained is because the back seat, that JFKN was elevated above the seat of the governor in front of him. Yeah, either he was elevated above or JFK was below.

And that's the shot that supposedly came from Lee Harvey Oswald, right? Yeah, from and through and it's slicked through his body into the other guy's body. Now, you're not saying that because there's another bullet within the car that JFK did it himself. Right? Are you saying that he did it with a small gun? Is that what this guy saying? He had one of those CIA teeth guns. Oh, yeah, honestly, they never were. Not a single one of their inventions work. You go to that stupid propaganda

museum in DC and it's just children playing with toys that the CIA has and crazy. It's crazy. I'll never get over. Well, what this and so what they're vaguely saying and I'm not quite sure. The article is unclear. Well, it's all of it is very unclear because it's a JFK assassination. Yes.

Yet another JFK deathbed confession. It's not deathbed yet, but yet another JFK new evidence thing is again, unclear, big fucking surprise. But what this guy says is that it now, he says that it changes his opinion as to whether there were one or two shooters. Yes. But because he says he was all of the mind entirely that there was one shooter. There was Lee Harvey Oswald and shot him, but I guess twice, right? Yeah. But Lee Harvey Oswald shot him twice. And this guy says that after he stopped being a secret service agent, he claims to have never read a single thing about the JFK assassination for like 30 until like

2014. He didn't start, he didn't, because he said that it was so traumatizing although she didn't want to hear anything about it. He didn't read the Warren commission. He didn't fall, anytime he saw the words JFK, he looked the other way and didn't hear anything about it. No, I mean, you got to be a special person anyway

to read the Warren commission. Never mind, we see an active head explode. That was a guy you knew. You know, that you were charged with protecting. Oh, yeah, because that's also I feel like obviously where a lot of the trauma is associated. Is that like, yeah, he's your boss and shit. You still know the guy. Yeah, and he sounded like he was a nice guy. Yeah, I mean, you know, he loved butts. Yeah. When here's where it changes the narrative, is that this guy Paul Landis said that he found the bullet in the back seat. Supposedly, the bullet, the so-called magic bullet, was found on the stretcher holding

governor Connolly. Yes. Because that's what it says that the bullet jostled out of Connolly's body and landed on the stretcher. But what this guy says is that he picked up the bullet and put it on JFK stretcher. And the theory that he has is that at one point, the two stretchers clanked and the bullet jumped from JFK stretcher over to governor Connolly stretcher. So it was mo Larry and Curly that disrupted the entire like chain of ownership of the bullet. Yeah. And this guy also says that

he remembers distinct. He said that he remembers there being two shots instead of three. And here, ladies and gentlemen, is where the story falls apart. Let's fucking get into it. Here I'm apart. Let's get this old fucking man. I want to get him. I want him here in the squares. Well, first of all, like he's not really being taken seriously by big like serious JFK scholars. Like Gerald Posner, the guy who wrote case clothes that we used as the main source. His book's called Case Closed. He's like, I wrote the last book. It's kind of over already.

Where did you do to stop trying to make the third bullet happen? Yeah, but he's saying there's not a lot to this. He doesn't see. There's no there there. kind of over already, where did you want to stop trying to make the third bullet happen? Yeah. But he's saying there's not a lot to this. He doesn't see, there's no there there. I closed this case. He just like shows a picture of him with a big case. It's closed. I don't know what else we need to say.

We don't need to open back up. Go ahead and buy my book. Yeah, he said he doesn't question landess's sincerity, but he just says that the story doesn't add up. And I concur with that. Sure. I read the full, there's a full New York Times article in advance of this guy's book.

I want to read the book though. Yeah, I'd like to read the book, but the New York Times article does, you know, do a pretty good job of summarizing Landis's case. And he says that he found this bullet in the back seat and the bullet did not actually hit governor Connolly in the front seat. But here's what we know. We know that JFK was hit through the back first. I know that.

Yeah, we know that some people don't some people don't, but he was hitting the back and that was supposedly the bullet that the secret service agent found. Yes. Thing is though, governor Connolly also had to have been shot. If that bullet didn't travel through and hit Governor Connolly, they're having a head there had to be two shots. But the bullet not in there. That's at least two shots. So Governor Connolly is shot and JFK shot in the back. However, there is the matter of the shot that exploded the president's fucking head. Wait a second, though, and I know Kisels not here. But we discovered this.

His head just did that. We did not discover this. A certain person kept insisting that his head just did that. Head just did that. That was not a consensus amongst the group. Now when his head so, okay. But what that is to say that what this guy actually

proved is that there were three shots. While he's saying on one, on one hand, he's saying that there are two shots. What this, if he is, if what he is saying is true, it proves that there were three shots. Right from Northland. Okay. Now, now, now that being said, yes, I don't remember when we originally going over the actual like shooting, like the idea of the one man theory with Lee Harvey Oswald. Now we, it's always kind of a conjecture or a guess about whether how many shots he got off, right?

There's conjecture because I know that they try to triangulate with the various walkie talkies to figure out the shot numbers, right? Now we know that at least two things at the president, right? Like during that whole exchange, but the issue is, is that like, I guess if there was a something else had to go, if there's something else there, then there was a third shot. Yes, there was, there was absolutely a third shot. Like that proves that there is a third shot. But what's interesting about this is that what this guy has accidentally done is that he's

actually bolstered the secret service accident theory. Now, let's go through this just a little bit to remind all of our listeners exactly what the secret service theory is. Again, our favorite, not maybe what happened, but our favorite theory. Yes, this is our favorite theory, but I do believe with every fiber of my fucking being that this is how the president died. This is how President Kennedy was killed. So the night before the assassination, all of the senior agents, they'd been working long

shifts, all the senior agents all went out to a strip club in Dallas. You all party. You got fucking house. Yeah, that sounds great. Yeah, and then they came back at like 5 a.m. They left one, one of the junior agents that they left behind was a guy named George Hickey. Yes. George Hickey was the automotive guy.

George Hickey was the dude that was basically in charge of making sure the fucking presidential limousine had enough gas. That's honestly, that's a good job. Because if you get in there, man, that's a lot of control that you don't understand that you have. Yeah. But he was basically there, man, that's a lot of control that you don't understand that you have. Yeah, but he was basically, you know, he's the automotive guy, but he's still a secret service agent. So since all of the senior agents were still basically drunk when the fucking motorcade

went out at 7 a.m. that morning, they said, okay, George, you're the guy that's going to handle the fucking rifle today. You're going to get the AR 15. You're getting the big one. And the AR 15 at the time was a brand new weapon. The secret service was just sort of trying it out. And George Hickey was in the limousine behind the president. And so they're going down, they're going driving through Deely Plaza.

Lee Harvey Oswald takes his shot. Boom. It hits JFK. Lee Harvey Oswald takes a second shot. Boom. It hits another guy. At this point, the secret service agent in the back freaks out his AR 15 is the safety is off. It's ready to go. That's what some of the secret service agents testify to. It's a secret service. It's ready to go. He freaks out and he accidentally pulls the trigger. He falls or maybe falls backwards as they show they stop the car short. Yeah, stop the car short. However, it happened the AR 15 bullet hits JFK in the head and

explodes his brains. You can go listen to the episode for the full explanation. There's all sorts of ballistics that back this up. There's all sorts of autopsy evidence that backs us up. There's all sorts of cover-up evidence that backs us up. And those are two of the big things here, the ballistics and the cover-up. This article accidentally bolstered both of those theories. Hey, so funny, because now I'm going through, because at the time, when Mortal Error came out,

there was a lot of people trying to like, obviously debunk it too, because there's a lot of people with kind of money riding on Lee Harvey Oswald being the only shooter. There's a lot of people with money riding on this CIA did this to create a new era in American history, right? So there's a lot of people that are free to let go of their pet, like theories about something. It's like largely unknowable. We'll never really know what happened to the very center of this whole thing, but you know, it's interesting because now I'm trying to get into the, there's the debunking of it, but it's all about

angles. And it's very difficult. It's all about because the problem is that, but that's just an argument between two people because Donnie, you did prove the angles work out. The angles do hold true. Then there's a other people say, talk about, you did prove the angles work out. The angles do told true. Then there's other people say, talk about, you know, the bullety, they're curved up into the right, they're curved up into the left. And again, we're doing John Holmes next week. And I hear them, we're talking about these curves.

I don't really understand all of this angle talk. Well, this guy, I mean, the first question that you're gonna ask is like, okay, if this was the secret service guy that's coming out with this and if it was a secret service guy that did it, why does this guy know nothing about a secret service agent accident? Well, because a conspiracy that is very small is much easier to cover up than a conspiracy that is very large.

Exactly. And let's go ahead and go through the first thing that this article revealed is that this guy did not go into the trauma room where Kennedy was taken. And it's supposedly in that room that it was discovered that it was probably an AR-15 bullet that it was probably a secret service agent bullet. He was outside by the door. He did not go inside. Second of all, at the scene when they were at the hospital and this guy's going over the

limousine, he said that he actually touched this guy's going over the limousine, he said that he actually touched bullet fragments that were on the limousine in a pile of blood. And that also bolsters the AR-15 theory because the AR-15 bullet was, what do you call it? How do you, it exploded in his brain, fragmentation. It was a fragmentation bullet. It was a fragmentation bullet. And the bullets that Lee Harvey Oswald used were not fragmentation. Well, what's the problem? Point. Yeah, it was a fragmentation bullet. And the bullets that Lee Harvey Oswald used were not fragmentation bullets. They were full metal jacket. If I remember correctly.

Yes. These, and so this guy found fragment of bullets, which again points towards the theory that an AR 15 rifle was the rifle that actually shot the shot. Now we're in the middle of this whole idea. Now I'm looking at this because, well, in the main issue of all of this information is that it's all based upon the highly fucked up autopsy. So that's also, we talk about objective truth all the time. It's so hard to actually pin it down.

And any one of these moments, once you're there watching it because they even just all of the stuff are these concrete theories are based on or based on a medical procedure that was fucked up. Well, well, the directors that were given to the X ray technician who was in charge of X raying the president's brain at the fucking scene, he saw another cool job. Yeah, because I know what they're really fucking thinking. I'm sick and tired and I know I want some transparency. That's right. He saw that JFK's head was full of exploded bullet fragments, but he

was told to keep his mouth shut. And even more damaging was what the Secret Service asked him to do, the Secret Service and the Technician Superior instructed this guy to manufacture an X-ray that would obscure the detection of a frangible bullet and make it appear as if the fragments present in the President's skull came from a full metal jacket bullet. And I got I got to walk back the old thing full metal jacket bullets do also fragment, but it's a different kind of fragmentation. And the thing is about this is that this technician did not say this to a conspiracy theory author. He did not say this to some French newspaper.

He gave this testimony under oath in 1995 to members of Congress after they passed the JFK Records Act. So when he decided, honestly, which was one of the most controversial decisions that happened in the moment is that they cut the top of, uh, J, they got, you know, the rest of his head off. They cut it off. They put it on just sprinkles in there. And like that is honestly was kind of one of the most devious things possible trying to blame ice cream and then Mr. Carvelle, who has never revealed his identity. He has not. No, no, no, the fudgey theory.

The fudgey theory. Yeah, it's because it's, you know, it seems like. And also, by the way, JFK's brain is still missing to the state. They took his brain out of his skull and it's gone. And I want a man hunt to be done. The president's brain is missing. My mother president's brain is somewhere in Amsterdam with a new wife and family, like loving its life. No, I really, it seems like it's really confusing. And it seems like it's hard to figure out what's actually going on. I hope I'm, I mean, I, I hope that I'm kind of straightening things out here a little bit, but I, I, there is literally not a single thing, Marcus, that is not

labyrinthian about the JFK assassination. We discovered it when we did the fucking series in the first place. Is it as soon as you go down one angle, you have to start explaining all this other stuff, just to catch everybody up to the point that you're trying to make at the current time and then everybody you love is gone. Once you're at the end of it, everybody that you've ever cared for, all of your professional associates are gone. No one cares. No, I remember back in the day when we were writing the JFK series, I remember telling Carolina

about this theory, like, like naked and yelling about to get in the shower on brand and she said, huh? Yeah, and it told another friend and he said nothing, nothing. Just absolutely. No, that's interesting. That's really interesting. Not a goddamn, just not even a, okay, well, it's not even that. Just like a, just a move, just a quick acknowledgement. Next subject. Next subject, but I do have one last thing here. What?

Concerning the cover up. And this is from the New York Times article. Yeah, this guy, because also when you, Marcus pointed out right before this, was that when you say, you know, if you read this article, you can tell this person, it's no fucking idea, but the granular details of the JFK assassination. Well, it's just obvious that it was written quickly. It was. And they did, and the only thing that the writer didn't notice, and I don't blame them for not noticing this, if you're not a JF, if you're not a Sass head,

then you might miss this little detail, is that they didn't, you gotta be a Sass head, to be within the Sass head community, and get those new slutters. Yeah, it really what the writer missed was that this guy said that there were, that he distinctly remembers there being two shots, but if, you know, JFK got hit in the middle,

and he was like, I'm not sure if he was, community. Yeah. It really what the writer missed was that this guy said that there were that he distinctly remembers there being two shots, but if, you know, JFK got hit in the back and the bullet was in the back seat, and if you got hit in the head by another bullet, and if that bullet that was in the back seat did not hit calmly, then that means that there had to be three shots. There had to be. But there had to that there's no, there's no way in hell that there wasn't three shots. But this paragraph right here that was kind of listed amongst a lot of naysayer paragraphs people saying, I don't know about this happen. Like this was included because if you look up the, I'm looking at right here for findings.

If you go to archives.gov, what they are saying, the official line is still that there were two shots. Yeah. Yes. If you go to archives.gov, what they are saying, the official line is still that there were two shots. Yeah, yes. And what this guy actually, even though he's saying that he is stinkly remembers two shots, if he's telling the truth, it proves that there were three shots. And this is a very interesting paragraph. Let me read this.

Indeed, his partner, Clint Hill, the legendary secret service agent who clambered onto the back of the speeding limousine and a futile effort to save Kennedy discouraged landis from speaking out. Mr. Hill warned in a 2014 email saying quote, many ramifications. Yeah. Yeah, you don't get to go to the White House Christmas party anymore. You don't get to be a part of any of that shit It seems you think they'll fire him. You think I'll get rid of his pension and shit. I don't know all I know is that this guy Clint Hill knew something was up because Rini ramifications that to me

Suggests that Clint Hill knows quite a bit about what actually happened because if there's like because it's probably one of the guys that was in time. I forgot who we know who the guy that was in the autopsy room that was like when they were fighting over the body. Yeah, I don't know exactly who it was. He was in that room. He must have been a part of that. He had to have been. Yeah, Clint Hill had to have been in that room. But that's the thing is that like just a guy holding a bullet and putting putting a bullet somewhere else. Like that's the thing is that like just a guy holding a bullet and putting putting a bullet somewhere else, like that's kind of a whoopsie doodle. And there aren't a lot of ramifications for a whoopsie doodle because all of most of the people

involved in it are fucking dead, you know, or almost dead. Like what are the ramifications? And I think the ramifications or people truly start looking into this thing again. If they start giving this, if they start looking into different theories, besides just there was a second tutor and all that and so on and so forth, then it might mean a lot for the secret service. And it might mean a lot for the history of America, like rewriting the entirety of late 20th century history for all to fucking kick off with a workplace accident.

That puts workplace. That puts all of late 20th century history, at least world history, and definitely cold war history into an entirely different light. It's just, I guess that's why. It changes so much. In the end, I'm just so more excited about that theory because it really is. It shows just like, you know, that anything can fucking change your whole fucking light. In a second.

And a goddamn second, you have no idea that it's coming. How does that fucking feel? Is that feel you've no fucking clue when it's coming? Well, it's like I said in the episode, it's like, you know, a CIA plot makes sense. That gives order to the world, you know, like there being... And they're not above it. And they had motives. That was because like that's a part of it. They are not above it. They had motive. They've tried to do it before, you know, they all that type of shit. It's

just a matter of about whether or not you believe that that was the dream team of the CIA. Yeah. They are the ones who pulled it off. I don't know. Like I still like, for me, I, I, you know, I, I'm a professional agnostic across the board. I don't believe in objective fucking knowledge. Yeah, but a workplace accident, something so chaotic. So like that's fucking scary because if something can happen to daddy president, because that's who JFK was. He was president daddy.

No, yeah, everybody fucking love. Not everybody. I mean, there was a lot he did well, but people were very fucking affected by the death of the president back then. And I think now like if the president died, people wouldn't, people would barely fucking care. We just move on. You know, I feel like it. You wouldn't have people crying in the streets if the president was killed today. Oh, you know, God, it's different. And you know, I have my ride.

It's totally different. My thing is I probably would stop wearing my riding with Biden, Dick Suckin, Neepads that I use. Whenever I use any sort of do any sort of run, I think I got riding with Biden. No, this I, you know, I got my hunter pipe. Yeah. I have to throw that out. There he goes.

None of that. That's that. That's fun. Anyway, it's a bad memory. It's not fun at all. So, so I guess, you know, we'll that. That's fun. Anyway, it's a fun. It brings up bad memories. It's not fun at all. So, I guess, you know, we'll wait. It's interesting. We're just waiting until this guy's book comes out.

Maybe more details will come out. Maybe people will start building upon this. But, you know, as we've seen with aliens, you know, they're, these conspiracy theories, you know, they just kind of, I don't know, they come and go. These old, these, this old school shit that America has been talking about for decades upon decades, it just, it comes and it goes. And it changes into new things. So you find out new things and we got JFK juniors coming back. Again, Obama's game. It's all back, man. I can't believe you wore a tent. Did you

know you've, have you seen every red any of that? I've heard tell. Yeah. So the, oh, so the JFK junior thing is that starting to gain steam again? No, I went back because now RFK junior he's now doing it for the family. Oh, yeah. So RFK junior heat. So he's the new hot guy. So it's queuing on switched from JFK junior over to RFK. I've been thankfully unplugged from the universe for a while. As a by as a by it's well now it's all like it's very much on season 11 and it's very much. I'll jump the shark and the original cast is gone.

Oh yeah. So they're like it's very difficult like you don't want to go like, I don't want this new Darren. Yeah. I'm sick of this guy. Yeah. No one. No one likes the part of the show where they just spend a lot of time in court. Yeah. No, and no one, no one likes the part

of the show where they just spend a lot of time in court. No, no, no, it's not exciting anymore. Right from North way. Now, here's a death that I want to get into that is not so mysterious. Now, this is actually really like fucked up. And I, I wonder if there's going to be far reaching rap, true ramifications from something like this. Now, have you heard about this kid that the Pockies one chip challenge? Yes. Now, you like us. You like us. You like us buys. Oh, I love us buys. You like us buys. But this kid is a lot. So they made

it. It's one chip and it goes inside of a thing that looks like a casket. And you know, again, funny idea. Yeah. There's somebody in a boardroom somewhere who was like, Hey, get this. Yeah. This is going to be fantastic on TikTok. We put it in a little casket. And they're like, Greg, you're fucking incredible. You know, it is me like, yeah, I got to go out there. I got, I left my baby in my maza rotti. And so, uh, turns out, um, that was bad. It was real bad. That's a bad idea. It was fun for a little while, but it turns out that it can go awry. It can go awry. So they made it so it's one chip. And it has, again, numbers

of mean nothing to me, but it seems a lot. 1.6 billion scovels are in this fucking one chip. It was dusted with this, I guess it's the Carolina Reaper and Naga Viper Pepper juice. Right? Now, what they said, the tagline was, how long can you last before you spiral out? And this is where it gets sad because then a young man, a 14 year old child literally took the fucking one ship challenge and did not survive it. They which he this kid took it was bent over. Literally the mother came in was like,

what the fuck did you eat? He showed her the casket that he just ate out of. And he he honestly he died not too long afterwards. Extremely sad story, but also not a good death because I, you know, like I felt it. I did this to myself. When I went to recently, I did not that recently. When I got into my full hot sauce revolution

a couple of years ago, when I got into, he goes, they did one for a while, huh, ones. That was called the bomb. That kind of the point of it was that it was very, very, very unpleasant. Yes, of course. And I've told the story before, but it's true. I put it on a chip and I wanted to watch Hal Razer and I was like,

I'm gonna give myself some fucking hell-based experience. I'm like, I hate it. I hate it. We say it whenever fucking bullshit. I hate it. This fucking did not help me enjoy the film. Terrific. I was in so much pain and I can't imagine what that would then be like.

So to death when you think I mean, it really was, I mean, it was an afternoon of pain and then full death. And that is that what is it right here? It says one point we know, no, no, the very with the bomb goes pepper is at 22,800 scovels, right? It has beyond insanity. 1.5 million scovels. What in the also has beyond insanity, 1.5 million scovels. What in the living fuck? Like, how is that, how is that regulated?

Is that regulated? We don't even have meat in the fucking tuna in subway. It's not regulated, but the One Ship Challenge company, they did promise a quote, truly twisted experience. I just, yeah, it was a truly twisted experience because now we're at a goddamn funeral. You know, it's just, I don't know how much longer we can continue to do these as a society. It turns your mouth and tongue blue. It's not, nothing should. Except Lechamade. What's Lechamade? You know, remember Lechamade? Likamade was a wonderful candy. It was just pure. It was a bag of pure sugar.

I don't actually. You got three different bag. Oh, it's fun dip. Yeah, I was fun. Yeah, but Likamade was the stick that came with the fun dip. But the blue and to the super sweet. I just fucking I'd pour that sugar in my fucking mouth. No, I'm sick. Love it. It was never for me. I always like dark chocolate.

I always liked it. I liked it a little bit more night. I mean, I like when I got really into the Mr. Biggs, which I talked about on tears of a clown. Just if that's on Twitch, guys, honestly, I've heard people said that Mr. Biggs available and Canada, please send it to me. Send it to the studio, PO Box 470, Valley Village. What is that? That's like a man. It's fun. But you know, it's the candy that pours. That's the tagline. Candy that pours. Yeah, because you just open up a small paper bag full of sugar, full of flavor sugar, and then you pour it down your fucking gallot. And then you just let your mouth get, it's like a mouthful of desert dust, except it's sweet. And you can't breathe for a little

while. And you just become everybody else's prop. Like as soon as a child is taken, you're fucking everybody else's problem now because that is child free-basic. I remember that feeling at that. Even now, I can't even imagine just thing that much sugar. Well, Daron, you mentioned your hot sauce revolution. And I'm new here to side stories, so I feel like that I'm missing plot lines here. Yeah.

During your hot sauce revolution, did you like the stuff that's called like, ass crusher? I don't like anything about crushing ass, anything about ripping whole. I don't like anything that's like napalm duke. I'm not into, I like a flavorful, mid-level, I like it to enhance the food.

I don't want it to destroy my experience. The whole point is, I'm at dinner here. I'm not supposed to be afraid of the food. And when you eat the food and it just hurts, because then I recently went to, this is a shout out, for the best fucking restaurants in this goddamn city jitlada Where you got to go jitlada is fucking But so high same time

Because you know Sometimes I'll let the night horse house. Yeah, right. So when night horse comes out. I can't control them of course not because night horse Can't saddle that because I got it because guess who has a saddle day Henry Right, it's called the job. It's beautiful wife. Saddle I love. Yeah. But it's there. Right. Well, once you're a night horse, it's a fucking matter. I mean, so does not fucking garbage. So night horse can appear at a restaurant. It did. I went to gelada, me and my buddy, me eight, probably close to $100 with the food just in it's a cheap restaurant Yeah, and I what it was just like because you just forget cuz it's so tasty. Yeah, but the heat slides up

Man, oh man night horse He visited me in the morning as well And he just had a whole bunch of liquid fucking firey ass shit See man, I must have, I have an iron stomach because I eat the hottest fucking Indian food that you can produce. And I go to Jitlotta with the buddy the other day, and we just fucking house five different entrees,

the hottest shit, and I was just, and I was fine, that is my strength. That's your strength. I can eat the hottest shit in the world and it not doesn't bother me. I'm kinda sensitive in the middle. I eat a lot, but I'm not one of those. I'm not a bother me. I'm kind of sensitive in the middle. Yeah. Like I eat a lot, but like I'm not one of those. I'm not a performance eater.

I'm not a performance eater. I still like it to be flavorful. As far as I'm concerned, I eat for the art of it. I don't turn that. That's not a hobby. I'm trying to monetize. Right. I'm trying to get it.

That's for me. I like to eat like no one's watching. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. But they are watching. They are watching. There, that's nice. But they are watching. They are watching. There's a lot of people watching. But also on good put, I've been doing best eaters

in history and you know, apparently, I know this is real, so it's like I love watching videos of old fucking fat Italian guys eating food. I didn't know that. I love it. And known as making, this is my whole side life. Yeah.

Where I have my whole algorithm. You know, we've talked about, you know, stits, shoes, known as, and I just, just one guy goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It's dangerously close to mukbang. No, but they're not doing it for disgusting sexual reasons. They're doing it because it's Italian. And they are, it's Italian to eat disgustingly. And in their culture, according to several Instagram comments, it is actually very complimentary to do things while you're reading going ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Yeah. Oh. That's the noise you got out of, boy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's, okay.

So that's going too far. You don't want that in, no. And I had a family dinner with Nona. No, cause it's, is Nona the grandmother that makes the food? Always. Okay, so I just want to make sure I'm up on the nomenclature.

Fucking back is like a goddamn question mark. She hasn't been a woman in a long time. You look at her hands and they're like, two New Yorkie machines. They're not hands anymore because they can't grasp anything. What they can do is eat the way you stick. It's really. I can do it. I think break it. I'm gonna have to pause.

You love to see it, but honestly, if they grab the whole of you, they fucking, you know that they grabbed your ear. They would just rip it from your fucking skull. So fast. But I do want to update because we did get a little bit into shits. So last week, we got really heavily into pooping, which I would imagine is a common theme on the show. Judging. You're not a judge in murder. You're not. I'm not judging. I'm just I'm trying to catch up, man. This is it behind. I'm behind. You hasn't been doing the show for

years. I've never listened to it once. I'm insulted. Number one, I'm furious. I'm behind. You hasn't been doing the show for years. I've never listened to it once. Insolent number one. I'm furious. But now, but you see, this is a you-cute catch. And you'll see. Okay. So last week, there was a flight that was turned around. I went from Atlanta to Barthelola, right? Where a person, which we now found at first, I, I did guess I was like, this has to be a man. But apparently it was a very old woman, which actually makes you really sad. I'm sure you'll say, but she covered this whole place and shit, hot, runny shit. Now I feel bad, right?

Because four I was saying like, you know, like, you feel like in my mind, I was like, I'm not trying to fix them, Blimeyere. But you know when that shit's a common. I don't think you do. No, you're right. When you're an old person, you don't. This is why you now thank you for being here.

Yeah, because I can tell you haven't spent a lot of time with old, like decrepit old people who are just dying. I never want that. You haven't been around a lot of dying, like actively dying old people or even very old people like the shit just comes and you all have to pretend like it didn't happen. I like new people. You have to. I like a new brand.

You have fresh people. You have to help. Usually it doesn't happen outside of a hospital. Hopefully not, but it sounded like on this and it did. So did it start in the seat and then I'd imagine it trailed once she felt the wetness, it trailed back to the bathroom or did it just all occur in the seat? It was everywhere. I see that's where I feel like that's where my judgment came in being like, if I'm massively uncontrollably liquid shitting, I'm sitting in that chair. And I'm saving this whole fucking flight because I'm just going to blend it all dump inside of me.

And then you looked at this thing. if you saw the actual stream of it, it is what it is, wow, but it's poor woman, right? But I actually got a lot of response from various people that first of all said, like, yeah, this is all seen that happened inside of this plane. Yeah, that really tells the story. Yeah, it really does. It's like the stations of the cross.

But I had several people, before even that information came out that it wasn't elderly woman. I had several like people that worked in elder care who sent emails immediately. They were like, that has to be an older person. Yeah. It does happen. And then I also got an interesting thing where people saying that there are certain auto immune things doing it like postural, orthostatic, tachycardia syndrome, which is POTS.

That's another thing that I guess you did. You could just start shooting some dookie and you don't even fucking know. doing it like postural, orthostatic, tacky, cardiac syndrome, which is POTS. That's another thing that I guess you could just start shooting some dookie and you don't even fucking know. But the dookie just come. And for a while, you just think, man, my butt's hot. Yeah. And then it's no, it's like, oh no, it's bad. Yeah.

So like, I take it all back. I just, I don't blame you. I know, yeah, liquid shit. It come and it go again. You don't know when that shit's coming down the pipe. And that's just a real, that's about life. And you know, I have been thinking after reading a couple of emails

that listeners have sent about some of their stories. And I've been thinking about, because you know, we always wonder when you walk into a public bathroom and you see shit everywhere. And it's just absolutely everywhere. And you don't really, and you wonder, like, what was wrong with this person?

What, I think what happens to most people, I think when the liquid shit comes, you panic. Sure. You absolutely panic. And when you panic, shit gets flowing around. But last week, I was talking about all the different scenarios in which I have liquid chat and I knew it was coming, right? And you, to be honest, though,

that's called what society is therefore, you are searching for that toilet as fast as humanly possible. I don't really understand because if you're in the bathroom, toilet is right there. Yeah. But the most of the time, well, I see shit everywhere inside of a bathroom.

I assume this is a Joker-like person on their own form of kid. This is their Kildos remo moment. Right. And this they are fighting and railing against an unfair rigged society inside of this gas station bathroom. And that's just more just like this is the wrong, right idea, wrong playing fields.

Right, to take this energy to the White House. Like this is where this needs to go. This needs to happen on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. Because then technically that's modern art. Right. Well, I always think, well, actually when I was a kid when we were, I think I've told this story before, there was a kid and we were like in fifth grade

that for some reason got into some a bit of copper felia. Explain. Well, okay, well, copper felia is probably the bad way to put it. But for some reason, this kid decided in one of the bathrooms to take a dump in his hand and use that dump, use that turd to write impossibly an artistic fashion. As you put it, this is my shit. Okay. Well, I'm a wall in his turn and using using his turn, you cut that out of a wall, right? That's Banksy. Like that's like, that's a big moment for that person because that's like, because this is very much, remember that

salio, salio, salio, salio by Matisse, um, the painting that says, oh, this is not a hype. Right. This is my shit. Yes. But his, but that is not, you know, I'm give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. Please. Please, just let me understand one thing. You're getting there. I read every day I read.

You know, I read young. Yeah. You did read young. Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand God damn word of it. It's really difficult to understand. I don't really understand it myself.

Let's go all the way up. Because I think it's close to hero of the week time. I feel bad about this hero of the week. See, I like it. All right. It's a good hero of the week, but I feel bad about it. But week. See, I like it. All right. It's a good hero of the week, but I, Mark, I feel bad about it. I, but I think it's important for you.

This is your trial by fire. Yeah. I think it's important for you to understand a part of hero of the week and the ceremony of choosing hero of the week. Because at number one, it either involves, you must not understand a thing about human interaction or what a hero really is.

Okay. Because that's again, just come from imagining. Imagine, you know, you're just take away, you don't know what a hero really is. Okay. Because that's again, just come from imagining. Imagine, you know, you're just take away, you don't know what a hero is. Sometimes you just think concepts are here. Sometimes you just think that like, you'll just say like, oh, that bucket.

Like you'll just point to a thing in a room and you just like, that's a hero. Okay. But what I like about this, what's been laid upon you is that this, this really, this fucks you up because it's nice about this. It's conflicting.

It's very conflicting on what you've done. I mean, it's not, I'm not conflicted because what I did, I conflict of interest. It's a conflict of interest. This week's hero of the week is about a family who was taken in a 22 pound nutrient. Now, you like it because this motherfucker, this serial killer. I'm not a serial killer. I didn't do it on purpose.

I did it because I had to do it, or at least I felt I had to do it. I was in a corner. Man, this is another one of those where Kisal would have no fucking idea what this animal is. I'm looking at this thing right now. He would know fucking, we're trying to stay away from biology on the show

to begin with, but I, well, no, we talked about this on the stream fairly recently. So he knows what a nutria is. A nutria, it's a, it's a massive road. It's like a big 20, it's a 20 pound rat. It's a huge fucking rat. It is. They're native to Louisiana.

They sometimes make their way into Texas and they made their way to my part of Texas. One made its way to my part of Texas. I like it. And when I was about 10 years old, I was forced. I think pretty sure I was forced at the request of my father to go take care of the thing. And he had a shit about. And then shit. He taught me about indensite law. And before I grew up, I grew up in the country I grew up around death constantly. I didn't ever really enjoy it, but I had to I beat a new tree at a death with a snow shovel. I mean, think about this and here's the first line of this article I was scared. I know, I know, I know, I know you were conflicted, but here's the first line of this article

It's like a soft warm calmed-on Except for the scary orange teeth webbed back feet and it's nasty right now No, it says that nasty nasty Newdy is what they call it is Danny and myra la cost beloved 22 pound pet nutrient and he said it's the whims in the pool. Oh, and make some laugh He rides around in his pickup truck. He's six his head out the window just like Georgie does. I know, but it's still, it's a big one.

I don't, I don't, I don't know. And he certainly goes as quite a stir with the McDonald's drive-through window because you are pulling up to the drive-through window with a massive rat. And I like it said, cause Denny says, don't worry, he hasn't bit anybody. Which I think is always good.

It's always a boarder. Remember me like this is my son, Daniel. He's never, he's never bitten anyone. You know what? Now that I'm looking at it, I don't think I killed a Nutria. Oh God, what did you kill? I just gonna show you this video too. No, I didn't kill a Nutria.

What did you kill? Oh, this makes me feel good. No, it doesn't make me feel good. What the fuck did you kill? An incredibly large rat. Well, I'll tell you the story here. I'll look at this. Look at this video. I'll show you this right here. No, this thing's cute. I didn't kill this at all. Did you see this thing? CCTV footage of a in Mexico captures human like creature running on all fours. Did you see this thing? Look at this. Did you kill that thing? Look at that. What the fuck is that thing?

Wow. That just, that is that. Look at this. Yeah, it might be, I might be a person. What is that fucking thing? That's a person on, um, by an ultra-and-substance. No. That's what you killed. No, I just killed a rat that was very, very large.

And my father told me that it was a nutria. And now I'm thinking, because my dad also doesn't have the greatest grasp on reality of the time. Why would he know? Or was like necessarily, I guess when he know the difference between a large rat and a nutria, kind of a nutria sort of looks like a beaver. I think, yeah, a nutria does sort of look like a beaver.

That's to bring that shit up either. He might have, none of that shit. You didn't know the difference between a beaver and a nut. I don't want to put it in there. That's a muskrat, is it a muskrat? Now, it looks like a muskrat. Now, it wasn't a muskrat. Now, it was now that I'm thinking,

because that's the thing I had, I remembered my mind what a nutria was in this entire time. And maybe my dad sent something like, that's as big. I had, I remembered my mind what a nutrient was and this entire time and maybe my dad sent something like, that's as big as a nutrient. And it's not a nutrient, it wasn't a nutrient at all. We're just now, now everybody's gonna try to figure out what in the fuck happened in your childhood home. And I don't know what happened.

I tell you the story. I went out to the shed and I killed a massive rodent with a snow shovel. Yeah, sure you got to. Yeah, beat it and then I cut it in half with a snow shovel because it was very scared and it was very aggressive. Right now it just get worse. Now we're losing everything.

It was very aggressive. Yeah, I don't know what to do, but I remember. Sorry, I thought, I thought, yeah, you have to. You have to. I growing up, I was friend with the, basically I was looked after by a young guy that was like, and I'm sorry to by a young guy that was like, and I'm sorry to wire out people, I'm very sorry. Yeah, we know, they know farm rats are different than your home rats.

But this guy, he, how do you put it? He wasn't, it's not that he was in a mafia. Okay, it's a Queens neighborhood guy, but he was a guy that was really good to me. He was like an older brother to me and he was really, really sweet to me. But he like, he kind of fancied himself and kind of wanted to do that. He kind of walked the life, right? So he had a couple of guns. And so one time he said, this is, yes, and this was during a time in New York.

And this one, I was a child, we had, which is now, they're currently the rats are, is out there trying to kill all the rats. It's fucking ridiculous. It's like, it's fringally, it's the ridiculous. It's like, it's fringally the five. It's like, oh, five old goes militant. I was reading this. It's so out of control that like rat nests have now started to become like parts of city tours where like they take people to like, this is one that you can find the largest

concentration of rats in New York City in this one fucking spot. Yeah, we got out of the right time. Good Lord. But so in that, it's at the time period when I was growing up, it was this time with a massive rat epidemic. Sure. And so we had to put, well, we had a basement bathroom. So in Queens, we had to put center blocks on top of the basement bathroom toilet. Sure. Because they would come up through the toilet. They would go and they were big. Yeah. And so he's one time this guy, this my friend was asleep in his house and he woke up to his jaw, his fucking German shepherd going nuts.

Yeah. And he looked and he said, I swear to fucking God, I saw the size of the fucking pebby cat. And he was going, and he was like, and he freaked out because he says dumb shit, a telling guy. Really, you know, I mean, very sweet man, but still at the same time, you know what to do. So he just pulled out his gun, he shot it,

and then he was like, no, it's fucking, but no, no, it's fucking basement. This is what I was like, you wouldn't fucking believe. It's guts, splatted all over the back wall. And we're like, oh, cool. Oh, nice. Yeah. Oh, I've heard very similar stories of that except it was an

inside someone's house. It was usually in the yard and someone's yard or just, sometimes people in Texas just pull over to shoot shit. You just see it and you just pull over and you shoot it. And I love the attitude. Yeah, we got this has been we made it. This is the first episode of stories you've learned this. I've learned you very're very welcome to this.

I can tell you a very disturbing story about an Eemoo right now, but you know what, I'm gonna skip right past this. I think it's a good idea. Because now that you're gonna be doing side stories, I think we'll get to it. Yeah, you know, we'll get to it. So next week we're gonna do, you know,

where's your role in it? Yeah, this role in it. You can see it's you doing the show. Check out all of our bullshit, make sure you live every day, taking care of your God damn self. Please do it, it's time. Do it.

You got to. Love the fact that sometimes you got to fucking lean on your family to do that shit too. Yeah. And if you don't got a family, you use your chosen family, which is what we have here, which is one of the, the, I can't believe the fact that, you know, we're all still together and be working like this for a really long time and it really means a lot. we have here, which is one of the, the, the, I can't believe the fact that, you know,

we're all still together and we're working like this for a really long time. And, and it really means a lot. And then sometimes you just got to laugh, because if you ain't laughing, you're going to be in the fucking mental institution. There's someone's going to come and literally wrap you up in a fucking blanket and knock you on the head with a hand. And if you don't have a chosen family, if you're alone, do it for yourself so you can find that chosen family. Yeah, you fuckers.

Alright, we'll be back next week. Hmm, this fucking week. Hmm, the fucking wrestler got it once. Alright. He'll say to him. Oh, hellgain, yeah, I guess. Hellgain. If you want to.

Then I'll say hell yourself. Yeah, you do. Hell yourself. This show is made possible by listeners like you. Thanks to our ad sponsors. No, you're so. you