Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Chorizo Incident

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest true crime stories including reports of a mysterious metallic orb in Mexico, the french scientist who fooled the twitter world with a slice of chorizo, the man who killed 4 people and blamed celestial ventriloquism, the benefits of "butthole breathing" studies, how pigs could possibly halt human aging, a kidnapped 12 year old girl escapes from a killer in Alabama, a hoofed hero of the week, spooky listener stories, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories What's interesting is then Shinzo Abe, right? I guess apparently he's been in the pocket of the moonies this whole time It's very I it's very cool. It does sound very difficult and then it's like but now they're looking into it Right because they're talking about how like he was been working for the moonies from inside the Japanese government It's very strange, but then they're from Korea I don't know great. We're keeping that in because I want everyone to know what I have to go through before we record I I am trying to expand my horizons But I don't want to get into the story today because I think a lot of it's a lot

When we go into side story side stories is supposed to be the last researched arm of last podcast on the left You know research. Well, there's some there's words that are said here We do read for the show, but I well before we get into Mooney territory. We need Marcus Park I agree. Welcome to side stories everyone I am Ben hanging out with Henry you that story with Shinzo Abe is absolutely insane But you know what I did enjoy a makeshift shotgun. I mean you don't see him anymore Do you remember the movie in the line of fire exactly? I always think about that why they John Milkovich, but why yes It was the plot. It was the wood gun gun, but my question is I actually always kind of thought we'd see a lot more of that

I know that I know there's a 3d printed guns that are like the new scary thing put it together yourself You you have to cobble your gun. You know It takes a lot of men to make a gun Hundreds many men to make a gun What is this rent the mines to dig for iron men of the wheels for me? Okay, where's it from? Assassins. Oh my brother was assassins. He was in assassins my oldest brother Eric He was the one who killed Abraham Lincoln. Oh that guy. Yes. He was a lead in assassins. Yeah, he was real tall Really, that's an incredible. It's a very difficult part to sing as well

I didn't know he had those kind of the chops Well, let's just say the university that he attended as well as I did did not have a theater program higher bar I thought so bar higher man. Absolutely Wait, well speaking of higher Henry this this is first thing So I don't think we have any updates because we just been nailing it All we do is crush it. Oh, we do is crush it, but there's an orb We're gonna get into it fantastic I'm a serious metallic or it fell on New Mexico and it may contain valuable information

Well, this really comes from the world of Anytime you meet a weather person or whether man met weather woman. Can you trust them? Don't know because you know what? You know how I tell what the weather is stick my head out the window. Hello folks Well, but the point is a forecast. Yes. Yeah, so Yes, but it always changes It does but it's actually pretty well scientifically figured out sometimes for the most part But it also changes in the hours change of when it's gonna rain or when it's gonna snow and then all of a sudden You've got a flash flood. I think you're making jokes like like from 1970 weather weather to be honest

It's almost too on point nowadays side stories LP otl a gmail.com. Have I just Completely angered the meteorologist army. Don't want to do that. Oh, they can create weather now, but the meteorologist I heard I heard it is true. And I why not? Why can't they make rain over LA? Why can't we do that side stories LP otl gmail.com? Why can't they make rain over LA? Why can't you make it snow on Christmas? No? So this comes from the world of meteorology where this in one prominent meteorologist Is this man? He's uh, Isidro canaluna, right? He calls on the Mexican navy because what he is trying to tell everyone is that The meteorologists are news people and the weather is still news

I'm gonna make sure that we all know and I actually I really am thankful for this guy because he's a television meteorologist The vice article I get this information from does do a little bit of commentary on that say that he does enjoy talking in caps lock Which is true. He does do that on on the instagram and on facebook. That's fine. All right, um, but he He broke this story of a metallic sphere landing on top of a tree 10 p.m. Right, this was a couple of days ago three days ago in lomas del rio medio neighborhood in veracruz Which is the city of 600,000 people, right? Okay, and he says that this So-called sphere this orb appears to be made of a very hard plastic or an alloy of various metals And apparently has an antenna now my question is as we learn from the movie joe dirt

Which we learned a lot first of all kid rock not a great actor, but he is also a douchebag It was just a big old thing of shit Right his meteor that he ate and he quit you put ketchup on it ate a french fry with his dookie, right? It's frozen dung. Yep. Do we know was dave matthew's band flying above? Overhead was they dump it yesterday was the anniversary one of the single greatest things that band ever did which was well Get well that was david dave matthew's band. They dumped the things over 800 pounds of septic material from their bus onto accruciate Yeah, it was it was one of the most amazing things of all time if head if you haven't seen nope yet There's a scene where blood rains and in this case very similar in this case. Of course it was shit

So do we know this man luna again who as henry said his catchphrase is Weather is also news. There is also news which it is. Yeah, it's not really breaking news But i've never heard of a cloud murder anybody not yet not yet, but we do know clouds steal our jobs and make us gay Do we know however that this is indeed? Not just a big bag of shit pile of shit Yes, we do is that he actually released the picture that he saw if you do see if you look at his facebook page There is a picture of this object. Okay, it truly is a it looks kind of like i don't describe it's an egg It's it's yes

It's illa it is metallic and it does have an antenna on it and there's a bunch of scribbles on it so it does He does have a picture of it, right? Okay, so this is also according to luna Personal suggestion do not touch it or get close to it until it is reviewed by specialists It may be radioactive now. He is just kind of making that up because we have no idea It's radioactive. It's probably not to be honest His job is to make people know and maybe be it's better for people to be more cautious than not because they could get sick From the sphere and we know that about anomalous phenomena. Of course a lot of times it makes you sick You think i you learned i know i listen to you

We've been performing together for so long some of it sinks in My question is why so defensive weather is also the news. Don't get closed. It might be radioactive Why is he so scared? I think that he's been divorced a couple of times The news is fun. Yeah, it is No, it's not it's not it's actually but then the weather That's where you can relax and that's why the weather person Well, it's all hot world on fire and then in la what I learned was they have flame emojis Yeah, which I had never seen before because in wisconsin. It was snow and then in um in new york

It's just I guess flash flooding and maybe something else, but it flames. We get the 9 11 alarms Yes, and of course every once in a while they're like it's another 9 11. Oh just somebody coming into jfk So there's been a nuclear war. Yeah, so don't ask questions He follows up again following up with a metallic sphere that fell on top of a tree It should not be open or tried to be open a specialized team at the secretary of the navy of mexico And or the secretary of national defense needs to collect it and turn it in for special study on the outside of the sphere There is a code But no hole or slit through which it could be open these fears have a timing mechanism that at a certain time

They open by themselves to show the valuable information that they have inside. Maybe it's finally we're gonna figure out what was in al Capone Save I feel like this is kind of scary Apparently debris from space x's dragon capsule hit various parts of australia and as we know with space x They also have a little car attached to him named tesla and the teslas fall apart As if they are little sugar cubes in water with the stock I don't know what you're doing. You're trying to you're trying to he's messing with it I actually feel bad for the tesla owners because they're like and i'm just being a good old-fashioned granola green Freedom love in america. It's over for them and then they look like total debags because elon musk. They are very fast

But they're kind of ever for 10 minutes. Yeah, whatever. Okay, but there has been a problem of Truly debris from there's been two experiments. So yes, what do you mention the space x dragon capsule exploded and there's another apparently another Some kind of experimental chinese spacecraft. It fell into the indian ocean and also parts of malaysia So there's some people that think that this might be a part of some plane or a part of some project that has just landed But how does it come up from a space? I'm starting to think that gods must be crazy. Hey, that coke bottle was wild Absolutely the good old days when it was just coca-cola bottles flying from single engine planes and now it literally is parts Of spacecraft just falling and at some point it will hit somebody and kill them very much

Is that person the luckiest or least luckiest person on earth with their wife better buy a lottery ticket? Oh speaking of the lottery a person won 1.3 billion But really the irs one because they only took home 430 million. I think it's a lot of money. It's fine But it's already taxed. It's already it's a double tax. Don't let me get me going I'm just gonna say I don't really know how the lottery works and where that money comes from and then where it goes I know, but then well, I don't really know why we have it. I don't know why it's taxed. It's because they were making too much money with the mob That's why yeah, because I know that that's what racketeering is is was a early form. It's just racketeering. That's very interesting But he goes on to say the device was removed at 3 15 a.m

By a highly trained personnel with specialized equipment taking all the precautions I'm following all the protocols of the case required. The object is no longer in the state of aircrew And its final destination will be beyond our borders Will the authorities say that this was a joke or fake news national security issue closed All right. Well, he does close it He would I do think we're we've just begun. I do. Yeah, I do think it's premature Yeah, I'm not sure as far as the national security issue why he is closed that also again If you're a weather person out there have some confidence

It's okay because yeah, sometimes you're the bearer of bad news, but also again think about how How nice it is when someone has to get up and go to the bathroom and they can take that time to do it Yeah, or how nice it is when you know, yeah, I know iphone's ruined your job. We know that I know the weather I ruined everything it ruined everything, but it's still nice to have a friend tell you the weather. I mean I I'm neutral on all of this But I do think this is what a meteorologist can stand up and do absolutely the uap field is now wide open We got the new group. I think it's called allero Which is the brand new aerial phenomenon like was an identified aerial phenomenon research group that the u.s. Government's rolling out

They got a twitter I'm gonna kill you. They got a twitter. They're gonna love that but they're saying they're being super transparent And they absolutely they're ready for your questions. It's mostly just a bunch of nope gifts Um, which is great great movie by the way really loved love no entertaining again Jordan peel he is just knocking it out of the park and he is the smallest amount of words for the most amount of movies I love get out us and nope. That's four words And he had something to do with candy man, which is one word. So it's five words four movies Isn't that amazing? Are you are you fucking from rain man?

No, I'm not a weatherman at all So meteorologists now have the opportunity I think right because their jobs are look at the skies They got their radars. They know what clouds look like. They know what the sun looks like They know what the moon looks like their job should be They should be the forefront of the uap investigative movement where they should be there This is great use for meteorologist skills because they can tell the difference between natural phenomena and they can identify it They can say like oh, yeah, that must be sleep

They can say whatever they want right because well, they know what it looks like and they can help us identify it as Ignoring Americans, of course sleep the most perfect of all weather patterns as snow and rain combined to form the most brutal of all Types of things that can fall from the sky sleep. You're just rambling about sleep chorizo So can we trust these people? This is the main question. So there's a french scientist You're just saying a target. You just a random just people who look to the skies. Can we trust them? So now you're sorry You're switching this all right switching up stories. So the stories again about what's possible in the sky

What's possible not possibly in the sky possibly Could be funny if it's funny because you're the one with the telescope access it a decline Is it celebrated physicists and director of frances alternative energies and atomic energy commission? Are people really celebrating these physicists because it seems boring He shared an image of a spicy Spanish sausage on twitter last week And he said, oh my god. Is this the nearest star to the sun? No my friends. It's a dang piece of chorizo It looks like a chorizo now It is unbelievable and people said oh my god

I can't believe he found this star Yes, and then he had to come clean because he played a little practical joke and everyone said holy crud I can't believe this telescope has been able to find a new planet and he said the level of detail The new world is unveiled every day. Yes, so he told 91,000 followers that um, it was called a joke And he's a scientist. Uh, he's a scientist. And so what if scientists not normally excel at? Humor I don't do science Neil deGrasse Tyson Is one of the least entertaining people to ever exist correct? He just restates all of his old tweets every year every year

And but he's just so again let let's see one thing that we have the market corner, which is being a shithead on the internet Well, you know what? I always say it's the same thing with musicians and I love my musicians I had a chance to see scottage pyre me is very talented I love those kinds of musicians those singer songwriters the guys who grind it out But most of the time you go to a musician you see a musician and then when they start talking in between songs You're like can we not with the song like the guy from uh stained when he said maybe we should give Putin a chance I think and then never never went actively boot him It would be like if we told a joke and then it went really well and then I brought a guitar out and I played a couple of

Some people do that back. It's a horrible idea. People do do that They were talented don Rickles sings that song at the end because he always says it make them laugh Make them laugh, but you want to leave them with the tear in their eye Yes, don Rickles is certainly behind this little joke Well, that's why I show my asshole to the first row at the end of each show And indeed isn't that a star closest to the sun a little tear in their eye But so he posted this and yes, was it did it fall upon deaf ears yesterday and he's french So he's french

He said that this was a brand new image from the you know It was the proximate isn'tory from the james wend telescope. Would you spend a lot of money on james web telescope? I want to see the spud web telescope absolutely spud web one of the greatest short guys to ever play basketball Klein did apologize for the hoax saying his intention was quote to urge caution Regarding images that seem to speak for themselves, which again, he didn't have to do that either He didn't say it was a joke, but he didn't but he didn't do that That's a lie, but I hate the fact that he still tried to make it like no it was about a larger point No, sometimes you're stoned. You were doing a bit. You were doing a bit because in a previous comment

He says well when it's cocktail hour Cognitive buyer seems to find plenty to enjoy Beware of it according to contemporary cosmology Neurology related to spanish acutery exists anywhere else other than that on earth Well, all I'm saying is that's your louis humor man. Oh, it's fantastic. Don't pretend like you did something, but poignant when in reality again You were hammered at lunch and you took a picture of a sausage and you're like kind of looks like a little bit of a Murmbul space ball. It's a funny. It's a fine bit

You know what it would have been worse if you really wanted to wake people up It would have been a picture of hunter biden's laptop. Whoa Oh Getting a little extra today I'm going to give him some credit though. This is why I can't wait to be back in europe That chorizo looks fucking awesome. I know man. Perfect marble to be honest. That's kind of the only thing I'm really thinking about when I look at it. Part of me does think that's a beautiful planet that I'd want to be on You know, why made that chorizo. Yeah

Although technically if you were on a chorizo the odor If you the whole thing was chorizo. Yeah, I don't know Oh, yeah, I mean I've been in edlarson's apartment. It's not that bad. No indeed because of his wife She's definitely cleaned up the boy Yeah, and he does every day. He scrubs in a big tub with one of those big cartoony brushes He's a president absolutely and he invites all the boys over from the whole neighborhood to go clean the parts And he can't get to but he's clothed so it's not perverted They try to get through his clothes. They beat at his clothes with tennis rack and

Shake all the dust off from underneath. Isn't that nice? Yeah, it is nice. Well, everybody needs love and everyone needs to take a pig bath every now and again just for fun This is a really scary story. The cops this guy real quick Stephen Marlowe who recorded a tiktok video He claimed that he was being tortured through what he calls acts of celestial ventriloquism Right, it's his idea. He's saying that his neighbors that what they would do is they would they would hassle it Right, this is a man as a targeted individual. And so if you know what that group is, you know, they are highly paranoid about their neighbors This is an idea that they believe they're being one term is the you know, they're being gangstock. They believe that there is a whole gigantic organized

Uh discredit campaign done against some psychological warfare the physical warfare like Electronic weapons attacks because now we got the Havana syndrome. Shit's always talking about that And so this guy he had this belief that his neighbors he's saying then he was having weird interactions with his neighbors And that they were being controlled via remote control and that they were talking to him without opening his mouth Right that they were going up to him going like, oh for international without not talking and stuff. That's not very nice Yeah, so he killed all of them. So he killed the and there was it was Clyde Knox who was 82 Eva Knox who was his wife 78 he killed his other neighbors Sarah Anderson 41 and their daughter 15 year old Uh, it was a 15 year old high school student. He murdered all of them because he said that they were

Talking to him while their mouths are being closed. And this is why this is not happening But you know, uh, but what uh, the truth is unless They were some of the most talented Former vaudevillians that have ever been because if they were doing that and using their ventriloquism skills for evil I at first I have to applaud But I also have to warn The ventriloquists that listened to last podcast in the left hand side stories. Mm-hmm Don't do this to a crazy person as funny as it is to rile them up

Well, ventriloquism by nature is a fraud's game It is a uh, it's something that someone who wants to say something But doesn't have the courage to open their mouth to say it's something they practice. Look at jeff dunham You know, he you know who says the bad stuff is the old man. Yes, and the jeff's not in the puppets. It's not jeff Hey, it's not him. I don't know so ventriloquism Although can be fun in a party for party favor. I think for the most part it's been a net net I'm gonna cut you. I'm gonna cut you off there Although again, we did like our movies

I do but if you come to a party with a ventriloquist dummy, you're gonna be asked to leave You're just humming. Yeah, you're not even doing it. Dang it. Hey, hey, no, you're moving your mouth. Yeah, but you look at the puppet Hey, bitch. Hey dirty bitch. Hey, my name's my name's mr. Michelle, please. I know I'm just a little No, that's a gelical cat That's a gelical cat I know you're supposed to be looking at the puppet and that's where the puppet needs to look really cool and fun But again, don't bring it to a party because also some people that are violently afraid of puppets We just covered this. I talked to the director of orphan a first kill

Oh who also made the boy right for a patreon series and we're talking a lot about this He didn't really want to get too deep into it because I think he was afraid of his own children Absolutely, I was really trying to make him admit that children are scary and puppets are worse because puppets are just fake children And what's scarier than that? Absolutely because they used to have all these stunt children everywhere You make a strong point and in no way are you wrong? But he didn't want to engage anything. It's because he was on a press tour I just wanted to talk about his new film. Oh, yeah, of course We lovely man. I love him and I love that entire series proportional dwarfism

Although I'll tell you that was one of the greatest the original orphan film That was one of the greatest lines in movie history And now that they have a sequel coming out. I'm interested to see it's a prequel. It's pretty damn good. It's pretty fucking good Fantastic. I'm I'm excited. It's it's a lot of fun. But then we try to break up Natalia grace as well You remember our favorite. Yeah, of course and the director of the film also didn't really want to get too much in the weeds of that either Because he kept alienated our guests. I feel that I was trying to create a bridge of being like, this is me This is me. Uh, and this is where it's like to talk to me on a day-to-day basis Do you know what Kenny says in the intro of south park?

That's pretty good. So this is actually according to traystone and matt parker. So season one Why was that what you've been looking at your phone this whole time is what Kenny said season one season two Okay, this is what he says. I like girls with big fat titties. I like girls with deep vaginas. That is really fun So this all just came off of ventriloquism. Yes season three I was talking with this about Michael because he's because he was like, do you know what he says? I was like, I have no idea. So in season three through season five He says hey, I got a 10-inch penis use your mouth if you want to clean it And then season six

When Kenny was dead and replaced with timmy he says timmy timmy timmy timmy timmy living a lie timmy And then season seven through season ten He says someday I'll be old enough to suck my dick to stick my dick up britney's butt And then season 10 episode eight. He says Um, I like fucking silly bitches and I know my piss likes it So steven marlowe, uh, he killed four people because of this Because of our trolliquism and you gotta be careful because you don't know what you're aiding and abetting No, you know when you can't see their mouths and also what they're saying if you're not when you look at them

If you're like Kenny and you kind of mumble when you're a ventriloquist, they make it up in their own head Well, he's really it's not to be understood Well, but any stuff was not to be understood. They wrote it for themselves as a funny joke for them. Yes, indeed So check out what I just thought that was very funny. I was like, oh my god Those guys those guys are gonna make it with that south park show. He really think that they might I'll let you know I'm a man who desires privacy In all aspects of my life other than on the show

And the fact that I uh tell everyone where I'll be physically on a list Do anybody can find out where I am at any time and um, but I still value my privacy up to a point You know because it comes down to it. You can't let all these online vultures figure out Where you get in that porn at right? We got to figure out like oh, hey now. Hey, let's think about this for a second We don't need to know everything about how does Henry source the original horse picks that he photoshopped Into various cultural icons the Frasier horse, which is selling incredibly right now You know, it's not doing well as the Niles horse because he is a funny duddy and he's not a good time

And he makes a dumpy horse But the whole point is i'm trying to make the audience happy because you know incognito mode is not as incognito as you think Because you still know what you looked up yourself. You know what I mean? Because like the chrome browser itself, it's a google product and can you trust these people? I don't know I don't know So how do you actually make yourself as invisible as possible online? We're a blindfold But also you can use express vpn like I do even in incognito mode your online activity

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You know, like, you know, like we were joking about how terrible that is And now they got to rip out all of their intestines replicas the lining really brutal I got a really good email from a scientist that broke down like what is good about butthole breathing Okay, so he's saying that it is possible. It's well. Yes, and that it's it helps something It's not just some guy looking to replace Buttholes so you can butt chug you can smoke weed out of your asshole And I guess does the oxygen get absorbed faster? No, it's interesting I'm a scientist that works with laboratory animals. I also used to be

He's a murderer. He's he is a murderer. You better be better because the sialis we're going to need eventually Was tested on so many different chimps Buddy, I can't wait. I'm already doing the pube hair transplant Because I I'm going to do it because I have a big foopa fat upper penis area. It's full of hair, right? And so I was going to shave it off Scalp it down there replace it on top and then get ready for this sentence Natural Henry, does it look natural? Do you think today and then you by friend law has to say that I look great You're just going to become what's his name from opening or you're going to be opie

He's got his fucking his whole pube Well, better to have pubes than nothing at all. All right, so I also used to be an EMT I try to get people breathing on occasion I was super pumped to hear your butthole breathing story for a couple of reasons great number one Pigs like to freak out. They have heart attacks and stop breathing You have to give them oxygen and try to get them to pull through but intubation putting a tube in their trachea and giving oxygen can Be difficult. It's much easier to put something up their butt Number two some anth animals are tiny and you can't really intubate them, right?

That would be cool for things like mice. Some animals have really shitty anatomies For example, intubating rabbits can be tricky. It's easier to find the fruit loop. Whoa That's what he called it the fruit loop for people This would be incredible for those that have had head injuries where maybe their face is gone People with serious trauma from vehicle collision suicide victims where they put a gun to the face Remember that kid in new york who drove down from his college at night and killed his dad No, must killed his mom with his axe Her jaw was hanging off and the paramedics had trouble even seeing her trachea

So then that way not only she get to lose her face Then they get to put a thing up her butt up her butthole. Well at that point That's probably the most pleasurable thing that's happened to her that evening and also for kovat Sure because maybe these people would help people get their oxygen levels up when there's an intense inflammation in their lungs Because then you can put up their butt. Okay Because sucks to get into better. All right. Well very interesting Um, also, uh in sort of technology news There was a person who was flirting with meta's chat box and then uh, at some point it just started to deny the holocaust

You're gonna want to program that in there I think the first thing I'd want to do if I am programming an ai chat box at this point As you show a picture of the holocaust be like bad I'm sure a picture of various levels of brown people. Good. Sure. I mean these are good And then like maybe it'll go from there. You don't really need to do is get somebody to fucking take Somebody that we need bots against some of the superhero media Well, I'm not against that also battle bots have them fight one another The name of this bot is called the blender bot, which is not safe at all. It sounds horrifying

Um, it sounds like they'll be our future overlords and present partners. Um, so anyway, facebook has said don't trust their ai But um, they're still they still have like they still have it It go away. No because they go away can meta go away. They would have they would lose all that money Why don't they all just go away because they're having too much fun manipulating people But I feel like everybody's mad at them and I don't like them either. I've never met a company I like less. Yes indeed. Um, anyway, yep So if you thought that you were super lonely and you're like finally Maybe I'm not having dates that are going very well with people

Maybe you'll just try an ai relationship None of them are going to be a sexy Scarlett Johansson from her and then also remember the scene where he consummates with her I actually never saw that movie. I refused. It's good Scarlett Johansson, I thought it was a doll. Oh no, no, it's her with Joaquin Phoenix Where he plays the lonely dude in the future, but it's actually kind of good. Can't you fucking hire? Just a normal sex voice operator a large woman who chained smokes who has five kids in the house They don't look like Scarlett Johansson. I hate hollywood so much. You know, again, it doesn't look like anything's a voice No, they made it look like Scarlett Johansson's then the people who were listening to confiates. It's no, he doesn't see it at all

No, I know but the audience knows It was the same thing when we watched dc league of super pets. I you have been bringing this up on every Form of our media this week. Give give other people a chance. I mean, I love the rock and kevin heart and they did a great job And the turtle is very funny. This is a this is an old film. It was from 2013, right? Right. Um, but yes, when he has sex with that voice. He just masturbates. Absolutely This next story I want to talk about because you guys got to be careful out there, right? Because I feel like people people get hung up You know what I heard old story. He'll put that pussy up on a pedestal Oh, well, it depends. There's plenty of fish out there, man for everyone for anybody else

Don't put that dick in balls Up on the pedestal. I don't sever anybody's genitalia and put it on any kind of monument I'm just saying that there's plenty of fish and you can't get just like I know you get wrapped up with somebody But you got to look at red flags. You got to appreciate red flags You got to like and you don't just wave at the red flags and go like I red flag You need to like say hey, what does red flag do in here? Let's think about this for a second Um, I guess it depends on your politics, but I'm gonna say this sometimes there aren't a lot of fish You're you're right

There are places that we drive to and drive all around this beautiful country ours And this is why we're not full. Um at all and you just see a house Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's scary. Yeah, you should 10 miles out. No, so for them Indiana, I think the tinder is fairly smart So there is so you just made a lie, but the thing is that's why you got to get in with the church Because that's where you start fucking that's sadly and that's what this woman did as well This california woman she was charged in a baby abduction, right? She is it's interesting because she just was it very good at it either

Um, and it's very complicated this woman. Yesenia guadalupe Ramirez Uh, they met this woman the the grandmother of this young baby a very impact baby victoria mejia At a church that actually this with like this year was also under fire. They met at this church Uh, the iglesia pastolas and prophetas, right? This was in san jose Where not just like I want to say not even a year ago a three-year-old was killed in an exorcism Um, attempt where they they starved it and then pressed it. They did the thing that we've seen before They pressed it and the kid died so they actually was like it's not connected to the story at all But they all went to the same church as that story, right?

And they just are allowed to still be a tax exempt church if it happened in a goddamn arby's it would be shut down It all they all need to be shut down They all need to be shut down or taxed if they're going to be open we better press her um, but the so they went to It's this woman became obsessed with this little boy brandon quailer, right? um And she told this grandmother and his mother that god has put me on this earth to watch your baby and the whole time No, he had no he didn't oh, it's where does that god told you didn't tell us right and also like he would have given you a Like where's your baby?

Yeah, he would have said he would at least like left the baby at your doorstep if that was going to happen Oh like a stork like sure, but it was probably just a guy named stork back in the day They're like we better never tell anybody about how a child's actually made with insertion penis sperm a random bird random bird Very also storks are fucking scary. They are very scary very big. Yeah, I'm thinking no. I'm thinking more of a Pelican That's a seal now you're thinking of a seal that's for a patreon That was not um But so this woman became again she kept coming around this child and she kept showing up at the house

Because again, this is like one of those like hyper invasive church things too Or it seems where everybody's up each other's fucking asshole in terms of the up in each other's lives And so something about a woman knocking on your door I have a cake for you and she's like get away from me back in the day as a child you'd say oh This must be a nice neighbor, but now you know it's full of goats blood or there's a curse in it which is piss Could be recovered exactly the which is child's all right And so this woman she kept coming by and eventually what happened was that she somehow insinuated herself in their life

And she convinced this grandmother like I guess over a period of time Like she kept trying to come in and according to her she'd try to steal this baby And she did it with the help of a dude named Jose Roman portillo. Stop trying to steal our baby. Yes, ma'am But they didn't know right they didn't know after the until after the fact that she said she would just take it slightly further away from The house. How don't you I'm sorry at some and I'm not victim blaming But at some point you do have to have like Whoop like a parental red wool like a like a spider sense be like I think they're trying to steal the baby I think that we're seeing a little bit of investigators trying to trump up the charges saying like listing every single time

She sort of talked about it because it's all done through translation It's all done through like in English translators And so I believe they believe that yasenia kind of thought about it's more that she thought about She thought about it five times and it kind of asked her like she was yeah, right a lot of middle-aged men and women Think about stealing the baby You shouldn't sure leave the baby alone But yasenia you know what she did was that she convinced this grandmother that like hey What I'll do is I'll help you go grocery runs

They went in grocery runs, right and they went and got her groceries for the baby Came back up and then she just took the baby and it's a ring footage where you could see a mask Jose Ramon Portillo walk away with just the baby with all the gear right because you know It's the worst the hardest part what you learn if you watch that nick cage movie. What was it? Which one the one of the code and the cone brothers the unbearable weight of massive talent which was fantastic um raising Arizona

Raising Arizona they wanted like with the worst the hardest part about stealing a baby Is that you have to go get all the gear Once you have the baby unless you're playing that is the hardest because unless you want to fuck it and film it while it dies Oh my goodness, but that's technically much easier. I'm trying to raise it. Oh, okay Because you had to go get all the stuff for it They have to go and buy all the stuff and so they ended up at another dude's house, which was uh a man Yes, so they showed up so her and this other dude showed up at this guy Baldo Mayo Sandoval Who's 30 years old they go they they were found they have anything else to do

So 20 hours after the baby was taken. Okay. There was a whole you know massive massive massive level Yes, people freaked out. They found them at some other dude's house Now it turns out that this woman Yusenia has been playing a lot of mental games with these dudes, right? She kind of come up quite a bit where Baldo Mayo was her brand new boyfriend, right? There was this dude that she just started fucking on the side while fucking the other guy Jose Portillo, right? But Baldo Mayo she told him you got me pregnant months ago, and I already had your baby and he's just like she expedited it Whoa, yeah, he's like whoa. It's a surprise to me. Whoa. How did that work?

I don't know. She was like I thought really hard every night and I cooked it three months early But he brought up this idea then he was just like well, I got to see my baby That's my baby. I had to see my son and she was like, ah, he's at the hospital cooking He's at the hospital. Well, we gotta go get him, right? I was pretty hungry the other night and I didn't want to wait the 15 minutes for my tombstone frozen pizza So I jacked it up to 500 degrees cut that pizza done in nine minutes. So maybe it's something like that So you think that maybe she like squatted over a microwave? I don't know

I don't know But somehow she was already cheating on him with another dude, Jose Roman Portillo this dude, right? The other dude She also convinced to come make me steal this baby that I can pretend is this other dude's baby Why would the guys want this baby? I don't know And because Jose Portillo was like, of course, baby, I'll help you do whatever you want. I love you so much I hope they found these text chains between the two of them. I help you do this and then like it turns out like I guess and he just wanted to make her happy

I think this just proves my point. There's not a lot of fish in the sea and he caught one and he actually had like a Wonky eye. I don't know. She's got three fish And now she's fucking but then she's he's got she's got two other dudes on the line and Baldomeo He's now in hot water break with her because he had two other women that he was fucking at the same time too This is why more povich can never go off the air. Yeah, he just did I know I mean now we're gonna do a lot of problems. Is the baby alive? Yes Okay, back at home and now it's fine

Baby's back in there. So it's just gonna be a funny story that can tell when the baby's 18 Like, you know, when you were a baby, we were part of a massive weird plot. Yeah. Yeah A roast as dark as the night Perfect for fueling the cryptid research and mad ravings required for your podcasting. Don't mind the red eyes He's just trying to warn you of the bridge the bridge Finally from the caffeine abled brains of spring hill jack coffee and last podcast on the left Bre bring you moth man's red eye blend. Yes delicious Panama beans go to last podcast merch.com to order yours today

Well speaking of I don't know if you saw this story, but this woman she's not here of the week Although she is a hero. She was 12 years old She was detained and restrained in Alabama She was tied. She had restraints on a bed that she chewed off This 12 year old girl was given alcohol to stay in a drug state and she had head trauma She was found on the highway. I mean, this should be this is the hero of the week But you're gonna shoot something more inappropriate. Absolutely But please set a call on monday morning from a driver about a 12 year old girl walking along county road 34 in dadeville

That's scared. Honestly. It's thanks that he called Absolutely pick her up and murderer himself and then the absolutely and then the police were like, okay Well, we'll go investigate that so they picked her up. She was like, yeah, I was kidnapped. I was abused I had to chew off my restraints The cops got back to the house. It was this dude. Jose Paulino Pascal Reyes And they have found two other bodies decomposing. Yeah, this girl lived a fucking horror movie I can't believe she lived that's a hard ass 12 year old. It's unbelievable. A forensics team is working on identifying the corpses The sheriff

Stated that other people were living in the residence The sheriff did not say whether these people were charged or being held in connection with the crime But i'm going to say this if like my roommate I don't know like kept on leaving the mac and cheese out. I mean, you know, that's what I would do But yes, then they would yell at me But like if you had like two decomposing bodies, I would be like, I know with like roommates We don't see anything you got certain blinders. Yeah, you pay your rent You pay your rent and you're allowed to do what you want with the house, but no

This is a front to me in my home. Well, good thing. This is that then that includes you in the murder. Yeah You know, like you really got to be careful when you get your these roommates You got to interview him hardcore But then I think about how like That I think about every best friend I ever made was just kind of given to me when I was 18 years old and then you I just like met all of you and I didn't vet you. I didn't know if you were guilty of any crimes We all met at each other over the years because you know, we always had a large you start big and then you whittle it down Yes, we have many acquaintances and then very in the very end of your life

You have one friend, which is the gun you got On your knee while you're sitting on the dock waiting for that last wave to come in. Oh, that's such a fun fantasy So according to talipusa county district attorney jeremy durr He says we're looking at multiple counts of capital murder along with kidnapping in the first degree and even some lowercase murder Absolutely, he says and of course once we continue and finish our investigation I feel certain that several more charges Will follow he sounds happy about it. I mean they did get him Abbott again. This person who was being quoted here um

He looks like a turtle man This fucking I just got this cop dude. He's got he's got that that mcconnell neck They say you guys got to fucking moisturize absolutely like I know that it's like not, you know, you got the jowls Unless you're like, I guess I won't could correct my jowls because I don't really have a chin I think I'm gonna go natural because again, I'm already happy and I feel like I won't be as ugly Because you know, these guys live lives of rage. Sure. Absolutely. So this was a horrible situation um, according to a police They say this is horrendous to have a crime scene of this nature and also a 12 year old juvenile to deal with this horrendous situation

And then they say she is indeed a hero and she is a hero. Um, my hero segments are a little bit more tongue and cheeky You're more fun. Yay. Um, and then they say she's safe now and we want to keep her. That's really nice That's scary though. Like breaking out of that shit like she went off the restraints and then knowing there's two corpses in the fucking house Man, god, that's horrifying. Do you think that you would have made it? I think at 12 I would have made I would have tried to get out, but I don't know if I'd have the bravery I don't know if I'd be able to get out of that scenario. I mean you would be six with seven I mean, so you were a huge 12 year old. I just would have already I would have liked the booze. Yeah I was 12. I started drinking booze

But this girl is obviously She's an innocent Man, you're eating this and drinking this out of the house and home You just gonna be like you need help with these bodies. But anyway, so Thank you To that strong woman that strong girl. I mean, I hope that uh, I hope that she is doing okay I hope she's doing okay. I mean she'll be traumatized, but she'll deal with that later Did you see about this the the idea that they have uh,

It's really fucked up They have figured out how to make uh dead cells come back to life and I saw that in piggies Yeah, and then they said one of the thing that was like animator It is literally reanimator where they go and they they pump up dead bodies Filled with liquid containing the pig's own blood as well as a synthetic form of hemoglobin Hemoglobin hemoglobin and then apparently it makes all the organs come back to life And they said the one thing that was really concerned was that they said that they brought all the organs back to life It's still it's like clinically dead, but its heads are going

Really doing the thing where it's like mouth open close and its eyes like roll back and what is life Yes, is it 17? Is it not? I will that's it's interesting, but they're saying that they believe That they're starting to they we're heading into the area Where the demise of cells can be halted where they could freeze aging Which I think is very interesting. Absolutely. It's demolition man. There's no reason why it shouldn't happen And the scariest part really is your finances because if you're gonna live to 120 years old Am I really gonna be working you would have to oh Yeah, what else do you think you're gonna do? Oh, I don't know you think you're gonna you think that's not the ultimate trade-off

All of your money. That's why this whole living forever thing is a bunch of malarkey. It's so different. It's horrible Look at you then you have to go and get it because you probably have to go get a job again around 100 Yeah, even if you're the money's running out buddy. Yeah, the best plan best invested There's no way unless you're like truly like I guess that's why this is going to be for the generationally wealthy I guess so also I never want to enter utter the sentence. Why can't I just Why can't I just die because to me that means that you didn't do it, right? But I'm curious about so many things kissle Honestly, it's all just good. It's all the same shit. We're just going back to cable podcast is called a radio

Um, nothing changes it all nothing. It's all just crazy. Yeah, it's just vicious Let's say tannic panic is back. Yeah, they hadn't legit according to 15 year olds So does it matter? Yeah, you're just like once you experience 50 years on earth then the next 50 You're kind of the same. I think it just goes in the same pattern I was doing research for this week's episode and Salem was witch trials just to kind of just bring that in Do you know the Salem witch idea the idea of the the broad witch conspiracy was like dead by the age of 1830 And it was all brought back up by the

Straight up vloggers But like that's what you'd call them. I'm so happy maybe witches weren't so fake like they did like that shit But in the 1830s, absolutely. It's important to have think pieces about absolutely nothing more like stink pieces Hero of the week It's me no for my brazen and incredible media views every day. I'm a maverick out there I'm changing the game hot days everywhere. No hot cocos for simps Patrick the pony was banned from his local bar Now this is what's so interesting about patrick the pony. He was banned from the drum in and you know where the drum in is

cockington And they said get out of here All right, okay, but the thing is can we roll it back from the top? No So the ponies paul patrick now Now patrick the pony um Why uh, why do you have a bar because he's the fucking mayor? And this is of cockington. So he is no he's not the mayor of devon He's the mayor of devon who likes to go drink at a bar called the drum in because he doesn't want to be bothered by his constituents

He doesn't know where he's going. Yeah, he does. He's a horse. The drum in he's a fucking pony The drum in is in cockington So that's where he likes to go unwind after a strong hard day of leadership being at the mayor of devon Officials told the pub it needed planning permission to let the four-year-old roam in the garden And they needed to change their grazing permits Despite not being allowed to enjoy a tipple at his local and meet residents patrick's owners vowed He would remain mayor after being elected on the 23rd of july I want a full vet of his cell phone. I want to go

It's his tax records if they've been released doesn't need him. This is the type of thing This is how many cares to be that's all matters. All of you people want care You guys all want these these these oh these presidential candidates that will buck the trends, don't you? Make it a pony. All that's all you want. You just want somebody. I'll elect a dog. I'll do it right now Well, I'm looking right now. You know how many dog mayors there've been. I bet you there's a hundred and four right one two three four five six seven eight

nine It's gonna go up to like a hundred and well these that's a cat mayor nine nine dog there's nine dog mayors and there's been Three goat mayors. Oh, no kidding. Well, let's not forget city council powerful position So what really speaks to is the fact that politics do begin locally and you need to there shouldn't be an open slot for a dog You should run Like a human should run no and try to look after the town because the dog. Yes, it's cute. I want a fun photo. Dog is a uniter

The dogs are doing anything. They don't know what dogs do. The dogs are doing it. The dogs are not even making any decisions It's not it's not looking at a budget. If it wasn't going to budget it could all go for chicken and bends Yeah, um, which is fine also fine Awesome more chicken more bets running that platform. Patrick is not going anywhere again. He's Patrick the pony Ghost hall who was the mayor of Coronado, California was a dog Was actually, um, it got kicked out because it changed its uh party affiliations with the communist party And they literally made it not it didn't uh win

And then it ran for president Anyway, so patrick the pony you're here of the week because you did not let this draconian unbelievably Disgusting borderline HOA say you can't be at this bar anymore in cockington Um, because of course again, he's the mayor of devin and he deserves a little bit of goddamn risk, but my question is like Do you like are I know that like horses do drink beer, but is it hurt them? No, I don't think so, but he wasn't drinking alcohol or is he there now? He's just mostly eating grass. I think oh, he wasn't drinking alcohol

And that's not as a special you know, it's a town council that's really then in charge It's like the green beer packers There's not a ceo. It's a council What the thing is is that then we're like in this whole like but the what's the point of even having a mayor because then if you're going to shoot The fucking mayor you're just going to kill a dog And then the people that are actually in charge are like, uh, we lost another dog They're getting another dog in there It's really I mean, you know a lot of these politicians are just propped up by these corporate overlords

You don't mind if they would get killed. That's what we're talking about. That's what it's all like Now we finally got to some real fucking shit today. My friend when paul gozer gets popped in the brain There's just gonna be a person behind me like we'll get another one get next guy up to do our bidding I think every politician should be replaced Whether by by force or not. Well, it's fantastic. No, let's uh, let's get into some letters. All right Here we go. It's a ghost. It's a ghost story It's a ghost story for fans Oh

I don't even know how to start this email because my friends always roast the hell out of me for telling these stories But you're the right kind of dudes to share this Okay, I feel like I've experienced a lot of abnormal paranormal happenings throughout my life But the skeptic and me can't seem to truly fathom a non-specific explanation for any of it starting off with my baby hood My mommy told me that a man died in our building and we were visited periodically soon after moving in now It started off with the latch on our front door loudly snapping as it unlocked Okay, right followed by footsteps down the hall into our room Did your mom just have a boyfriend coming over the trailer? No, she says it was a ghost

She says I look into the corner and start laughing and babbling as if I was communicating with someone Who I was familiar with for a good while. Okay, mind you. I was a quiet baby I barely cried and I spent most of my time mad dog and people with the unwavering eye contact of the baby that you just don't Vibe with okay, she was a stink eye baby. Oh Well, I know a couple of those so this was incredibly bizarre to my mother now after a while I'd stop and my mom would hear the footsteps going back down the hallway followed by the door Relocking and I just go to sleep like nothing happened. No, I think that your mom literally just has a secret boyfriend coming over Looking on okay, all right

I remember growing up in that building and always feeling like I was being watched but it never felt sinister more of a comfortable and constant presence Fast forward to 19 a move to Los Angeles and rented a room from an older couple who I would occasionally dog sit for when they took trips Oh on the week they decided to go to Coachella. I noticed strange things, right? This is a very specific la old couple. Yeah, right. I noticed strange things I started with the manual heater in my bathroom being turned up to max We turned made my whole apartment a hellish pit with no a c But only got weirder, right during the first night. I heard the dog growling I went to check on her and she had had her back arched

Protectively and she stared directly at a chair in the living room which connected to the living room where she stood But she would not go any further I let her to my room and she went to sleep thinking me and I went to sleep She's making she was anxious about her owner's absence. Absolutely. They're out there at Coachella. God knows what's happening Brailed my hairy styles and a little wild is new wonderful bright Okay, the next day the next night though same thing. I paused my game and got up and when I went to collect her I saw a sort of apparition sitting in the chair. It's back turned to me It's hard to describe something like that and we aren't sure how to make sense of it

But it was there not translucent or solid but there Like your shits. Oh Exactly there material I couldn't describe. You know if I had completely command over the English language I just uttered nope not dealing with it in disbelief and went back to my room because very interesting I mean, I don't know if you watch DC league of super pets. There's actually a sort of water-based Guinea pig. We just need a new film in there. Yeah, I'll get it. We gotta get you a new movie This is the most recent movie I've watched. I'm just it's just weird because it's kind of like it's it is form

It's very presidential and the fact that it does seem to be it's the last thing you saw So it is colored every single thing you've thought since But I think I'm just glad that you're there's a liquid based There's a liquid based Guinea pig and man if you call them hamsters And I don't like that and then also if you they said there's the the main bad Big Guinea pigs fucking hate squirrels. It's great, but the turtle is very fun. Yeah, good good You know what again? I'm glad it's not just being like putting like weird like the vaccine is 5g like input backwards words

And any one of the scenes so at least that's good. No, there was nothing like that I think so this is a story that it's kind of near and dear to my heart. It's one of my favorite phenomenas You know, I love it, but you guys are all like Stupid, but I like it okay As if recently my girlfriend and I have taken to driving to the local out-of-the-way spots as there's not much to do in town We recently visited a spot on a mountain called the strawberry bluffs A large opening atop a bluff that shapes an overview of the town with the surrounding farmlands popular with the college kids Isn't that nice?

Now after venturing a while we were laying down and looking at the clouds when something caught my eye I can't do this shit. Look at my cloud. I can't I actually had to look up and I looked up online I had hours to love to myself and I didn't know what to do with myself And I mostly just sit in terror if I have any empty time and just sitting terror and I looked up What do people do for fun? I just typed in those words and one said go sit in the park And then I was like sure I drove to a park. I sat on a bench I was there for oh, yeah, but I was there I felt like a robot or an alien trying to approximate human life

Yeah, I said this to Natalie and she got worried about me But it was like I sat on the bench and just went so people do this, huh? Well, that was the thing and then I look around and I was like this is it Remember in Brooklyn, McCarran Park, everyone's gonna go walk it, but I don't know I just can't do this if I'm walking it's fine, but I don't sit I can't sit, but I also don't even listen to music. I walk raw dog in reality Just walking around listening to the things that you have, you know what I do a lot of times I put earbuds in that are not on so I can hear what you're saying

Oh, I like to I like to kind of listen. I like to eavesdrop. That's for the paparazzi and all the the unbelievable fans as they chase after you Oh, I'm sorry. I'm listening to the I'm listening to bano bano You know, no, no, no, I do it so that I can hear all the gossip. Okay, right? So after venturing a while we're laying down looking at clouds So it is something caught my eyes a large Blick object almost in the shape of a plane Was almost directly overhead with a glowing orange orb the size of the object itself close in tail as it moved

It left no trail as a plane would and once it it moved sufficiently to one side of us It looked as though it had wings that were moving Impossible. We thought from the height of flu in this relative size It would make the bird massive bigger than any native birds in the area. Note that we earlier mistook it for a plane Oh, right. We're both dumbfounded by what we saw because the longer we looked outside It became obvious that its wings were moving and the people to our left were just as dumbfounded as they had been At the exact same thing a big old bird because the bird Was a little too big. It was a large bird

But this is the type of stuff I like where you look at like that's a big old bird. That's a big bird That's a big bird. Wow. It's like super big. Wow. It's larger than your average bird. Oh, you man I don't what now. That's a big bird. I is it gets cool. I know what I saw I like it's like thunderbirds. Is that idea of like, you know, I love a good thunderbird. That's a big bird I love a big bird Live every day. That's it. Absolutely. That's all I fucking got live every day live every day Like you're the campaign manager of a dog who has taken those campaign funds for yourself. Absolutely And you know, you got it. You got the market cornered

Never one's just blinded by the cuteness of the dog and you got the city council in your pocket So you are moving this dog forward even though, you know, for a fact that dog heavily barks at anybody That's gay. Okay, and you're very scared of it. We're all scared the whole town scared of it. Absolutely Now it's being moved forward. It's a part of the whole new fringe right movement compassionate conservative It's the front face of it of the family focus on the family movement Fantastic, and it's really really scary because you know what's thinking about dogs, right? People are like, oh because you can love the fact to be like, oh, you say, oh this dog wants us to focus on the family That dog just had nine puppies and never saw them again

Right hypocrisy. I completely agree. That's exactly what we're looking at here I couldn't laugh at the bank knowing for fact that an FBI federal investigation is going to come down hard on this dog What is the evidence it's hiding? What's in the safe dog? Mm-hmm, you know because you never know what these dogs are hiding just because because they're quiet doesn't mean they can't point Absolutely, especially if they're a pointer. Yep. All right, everyone. Well. Thank you so much for listening We can't wait to be inside of philadelphia this weekend. I'll be in there We're so excited you guys show up there, man And I fucking tell you if you're an electronic grid if the grid

Can't hold our performance again Can we go back? Uh, I don't think they would want us back next time. I think it's us. We're doing it by candlelight We're doing it like bearing a lemon style if the power goes I believe it is the same venue, right? Where all the power went out. It's a beautiful place. We can't wait to see you. That was a snow storm So I think we're gonna be okay this time. It could be like a sunstorm. I have no idea. It was so fucking trippy, dude Oh, we're gonna have a great time. Oh, yeah, we got hammered in fish town. We'll probably do the same exact thing Absolutely, so we can't wait to see you philly and yeah, thanks for supporting all the shows here

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