Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Confession

Episode Date: October 1, 2025

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's most brutal cases and wildest stories - but first, the boys head deep down the D4vd rabbit hole courtesy of The D4vd Files, THEN a fresh little Ep-date, this year's 31 for 31 list is revealed, 53 year old Albany man confesses in CBS station interview to killing & burying his parents in backyard as "act of mercy", California vigilante stalks and murders sex offender found online, Austin Yogurt Shop Murders solved, a very mean California squirrel charged in series of attacks, CTE plagued shooter attacks NFL midtown office, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! For Live Shows, Merch, and More Visit: www.LastPodcastOnTheLeft.comKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Last Podcast on the Left ad-free, plus get Friday episodes a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.  Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Oh, shit!

Oh, Eddie, I've been thinking recently. Thank God. Right? Yeah, I'm real proud of you, buddy. Yeah. And I think about how, how sad Dean Corr. must be in hell, that he never got to experience Roblox. No, yes.

Because think about it, you know, like Natalie and I had a bit of a conversation about this. He would have loved it. I was talking about this with Natalie about how, like obviously the times have changed, but largely, some things are the same, right? Like kids are still getting to weird stuff. Their parents don't particularly understand. It's just kind of the nature of it has changed where it's like it used to be, we had our generation, we had to be really, really careful

about getting snatched up physically, right? Like, we had to worry about a guy in a van. Yeah, well, you had to worry about that. But I'm just saying, like, that's... They let us loose in the world. That's where you ran into pedophiles. You ran into them just sort of like randomly on the street, at the White House. Like,

places that you go visit, right? Like, not like... Boy Scouts of America. All these other places. Football practice. But you had to like... Pretty much everywhere but theater. Right? And then you had to go to where the pedophiles were to be caught by them. in a way. You had to go to their webs. Now, they just get to

just go on Discord. And they got the pick of the litter of every child. Damn. Yeah, Discord is too confusing. I have no idea how to use it. Every time I do the seance for our Patreon, I like for the first five minutes of me trying

to figure out how to do it. Michelle has to walk me through it each time. Every single time. And you know what that means? We're safe. Yes. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Sibrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. And we have let the tech actually get past us to keep us from being perverts. We are actually incapable of seducing a child. I couldn't groom a child if I wanted to because I don't know how to turn on the apps.

I don't know what Roblox is. I've just seen the name. I know that all this comes for because obviously all this is coming up because Robb decided because Rob's life. I thought it was a Minecraft thing. No, Minecraft is actually. MinerCraft. See, that's what you do When you're fucking to make a baby

You're gonna molest Is it disgusting? Is that bad for ads? That is really bad Especially like in the first like couple minutes No, we're past the point We're past the monetization point We're past, I'm free But we, Rob, whose life is

Probably as desperate as mine Set me like right before this He got into a full DeForvid hole For those of you that don't know We've been covering DeForvid His, I guess his real name It's David I forget this was his last name.

I couldn't possibly give his shit. His performing... His name is DeForvid. He goes by David, which is the worst performing name I've ever heard. He is a quote-unquote musician that was found a dead body of his right now alleged girlfriend,

literally child friend, Celeste Revis, who seemed lovely, but she was anywhere between 13 to 15 years old. And it seems that DeForvid, whose real name is David Anthony Burke, who actually was raised in a very, you know, lovely home. Seems like he was all the pictures I've seen of him

He was in a closet Lot but That was his choice That was his choice That was the studio That was his studio But he came from like a lot of money DeFovid was just some dude

That started making songs when he was 15 About shit that didn't mean anything It wasn't real But I do notice It's like that's why he was coming up in my head It was I was asking Natalie Like DeForvid Every one of his songs

Incredibly popular I don't know how I never heard of them before before they found the body in the car. And hundreds of millions of lessons. Yeah, you God couldn't? I can't explain it. Yeah.

He's so bad. He's like a younger blood. He's, we're, oh, he wishes. He wishes. But this guy, like, so now we know, I watched two deep dives. Who did you send me? One was. Oh, there was like a guy named Turkey Tom or something like that.

Some other guy. He's like YouTube guys. But they break down, Hound DeForvid, met his child bride. Through Roblox bride is giving a lot. Well, I guess they were going to get married after she turned 18. So go ahead. Yes, you're right. Thank you.

And so they, they, there was like, you see these messages between him. He starts to realize, like, it's a bit a long grooming process for DeForbent. He has many other, like, it seems there are many other kids he was talking to at the same time. And it was all through these anonymous video game chat boards. Yeah. He was talking to her apparently when she was 12 and he was 17 is when the conversation started. That's when it started. Again, I can't even imagine. Like, what do you talk about?

I have no idea. No idea. And, but all of his songs shows to... Life in the closet, I guess. I guess. But DeForvid, every... It's not a gay thing. He was just like, every picture is him in a closet. That was his childhood recording studio. Yeah. But DeForvid, we now know that her body was found in an

abandoned Tesla, not too far from his original home in Hollywood. His Tesla. His Tesla. DeForvit, it was actually, it was under his name. It was at an impound center. It was reeking. They opened up the front trunk of the Tesla inside with Celeste Rivas that was dismembered. There's a chunk of her

definitely missing, we know. We know that a chunk of her was missing. She was very badly deformed. And now we are seeing that DeFovic finally got his concerts canceled. But you should watch this deep dive to really like, wow, he's so not talented that he literally couldn't even

allegorically hint about killing his girlfriend. Every one of his songs is about killing a lady. and dismembering her and putting her somewhere. But he does it sexy, so the girls like it. He has a song called Celeste. Yeah, that he went unreleased, quote, unquote,

but it definitely puts them together. We also now know that- Romantic homicide. But also, guess what? We also now know that there was a misinformation put out. Remember we talked about how they had matching shish tattoos? Well, it's conflicting on either thing that I saw. Yes.

One of them said they both had shush. The other one said that she had DeForvon. She had DeForvid on her finger. On her forefinger. On her forefinger. And he had shush. So his is multi-use. And hers is just for DeForvid.

And then also what this deep dive showed me was that every single girl in his music videos was styled to look just like Celeste. And then cut to the live stream that DeForvid did with Celeste when she made a funny, quote unquote funny joke about him quote unquote raping her and then he had to make a funny thing how oh we're going to get canceled we got to shut off our stream like it was this big funny joke because he had already brought his crew into this world like de for vid was already telling everybody and it was already well well known that he was dating a 15 year he said that he had media trained her yes like he by the way he is only going to get locked up for all of her everything he said

publicly. You know, the police honestly really don't have to do much because the internet is like, here's everything he said, here's all the discords, here's everything, you know, the problem though is, is that does that not, also one of the worst parts about that is getting the internet involved in these cases, because

they also fuck everything up. Oh, of course. And they bring up on, and they, like, half the stuff gets thrown out because idiots on the internet think they know everything and they think, and it's like, no, you're just seeing what they put on the fucking internet. You have to remember that too. You're just getting what they are allowing you to see.

But we all know that DeForvid isn't Jay Ed Gover, right? DeFordid's quite bad at covering up his crimes and I think the DeFordid is soon going to be singing for a supper and jail. We'll see though. It's all legend. It's all legend still. They're saying that there are a lot of people in DeFordid circle that also could have

committed this crime and hid the body in his car. Very much so. Who had access to his car and knew her. So it could have Also, people are, you know, they want to do a toxicology test to see if maybe she OD'd and then they tried to hide the body after she OD. We know that she's now. She went missing several times. She went running away with DeFovid a couple of times and then returned.

And so there's actually also some talk that the family knew that this was happening. And it seems that he was paying her off that, and that money seemed to trickle down from Celeste to the family. So it seems to be a lot of stuff, a lot of crooked ass stuff. All he knows, DeFovid's not a really good guy and even worse musician. Yes. So, honestly, his biggest crime is his music. Well, I mean.

Besides murder. Who knows? We haven't got to it. We don't know. We don't know. So right now, his biggest crime is what he's doing artistically. Yes. Which is, it's quite bad.

The Reddit thing is crazy, too. Oh, it's a whole lot. He runs his own Sun Reddit. He's got, he's the only moderator in the DeForvid Reddit. Oh, really? And so he's been deleting anytime anybody talks about it. Celeste. Of course.

Yeah. Well, he's the only one in there. Oh, well, you know. Hey, DeForvon's got a lot of time in his hands now that his concerts have been canceled. Man, you know he's just pacing his fucking house. She should be. He should be pacing a jail cell. But we'll find out.

Oh, yeah. He's not currently still officially not a suspect. I mean, I'm sure he'll be arrested by the time this comes out, knowing us. Who knows? Or there's something we don't know yet. Yeah. There's like that that's like the one thing that I'm still, whether they're just waiting until it's rock solid before they arrested.

or there's some piece of information that we don't know yet. Isn't the FBI looking for his bodyguard or something, too? Everybody's, yeah, it's all his whole crew, one of his gag, I went. So, DeFordid is, God, I wonder what his jail albums will be like. He might actually get better in jail. You know, Manson did. He did. What is with all of these things?

Like, I guess I don't understand. It's like one of those things I was like, this is where I brought up to Natalie being like, when I was, when we were young, I remember a feeling of wanting to be more adult. Yeah. But I feel like it's even more. So now, right? Like, I feel like it's kind of amplified more. Like, these are all 13-year-olds acting as if they're all hardcore, hanging out with DeFordid.

All he does is talk about killing girls. They all think it's fucking, like, romantic and dark. Yeah, he was obsessed with gore. Yes, he loved gore. But then I think about, like, Marilyn Manson. Yeah. But then I was, like, really trying to think, what were his songs about, though? Like, it kind of feel like it were-

smelling children. And, like, dark poetry. But, like, were they about killing women and doing bad? things like this music. Like, I think about like a Chris Brown, where Chris Brown's whole thing is like sad songs, dance songs, but he's probably one of, arguably one of the most dangerous musicians to live, right? Like, he's had several, several arrests for beating the shit out of women.

He's done that many, many, many times. Yes. He got into a big fight with Frank Ocean. So, but his music is like more like soft boy music and then his, his personality is really intense, right? Like, kind of like Drake. Yes. Right?

where he likes to have sex with children as well, sort of, or at least to hang out with him. He likes, he likes partying with kids. Yeah, and then he, which is, again, I love a bounce house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I, you know, I like being a bounce house, bouncer. Well, I like a bounce. Stop bouncer.

Stop bouncer. Stand. Hey, Jeffrey, stop bouncing. Troy's standing like a goddamn man. Yeah, so I don't know. I guess, but I feel like, do you, how do you feel Eddie? Do you think that it's like that the youngsters, like the alphas and late zoomers are forced to even grow up even faster than we were?

Of course. I mean, remember, like, we had to, like, you know, getting porn for us was very difficult. Oh, sure. You know, we had to, like, share each other's porn and stuff. Well, I also remember, like, hey, I got this tape. You're like, oh, man, can I borrow it on Tuesday? You're like, yeah, sure, Frank's got it on Thursday, though, just so you know. Yeah. And we'd all be, like, watching the same porno together. But again, yeah, the predators were also, like, outside. Yes. And they were, like, obviously, in our institutions. Yeah, and our priests and stuff like that. But largely they were still in meat space.

We didn't have to deal with it in the box that we bring home and carry in our pockets all the time. I know. Well, we, you know, very lucky, you know, it was just starting in the box when we were like 17. It was. And it quickly caught up, didn't it? Oh, yeah. Well, we had dial-up. It took longer.

It's so hard. God, it's so hard to groom over dial-up. It really is. It's so, so long. We have a bit of an Epstein update. Oh. We have an Epstein. Do we have a new Stinger?

We do. Yay! Thank you for sending the Epstein singer, everybody. Who sent this one? So this one is from a guy named the slime wave. Okay, cool. Sleep in Lance. Let's hear it.

Oh, sweet. Did he say you were on the island and enjoying Eustine? Did he say you were on the island and enjoying your time? I don't know. I think so. I was dissing Epstein and I'm enjoying myself. I mean, that was more of a song than a stinger, but I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right, like a singer, I just need a Epstein, Epstein, Epdates. Yeah, the update. Yeah, something really easy. Let's see what you think about. But that's great. Honestly, that was awesome. Yeah, I think sometimes people work too hard. It's a jangly. I like the jangly.

Primus-like. I think you might like this one a little bit better. This one is from Chris Law at LawStorytime.com. It's an island adventure. It's an island adventure. Heck yeah. It's Jeffrey time. I mean, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, slime.

That one was way better. That's exceptional. I was, wait, that was, I don't know. We're going to use that. That one's a little too. I think, yeah, actually, you know what? I think we're good. We got a winner?

Yeah, I think we need to send it anymore. No, I really like that one. Yeah, I really like that one. If you want to, who was that guy again, Law? Chris Law. Chris Law, if you want to do that one more time, but just add updates to the end of it? Epdates. Yeah, that would really have.

Or I guess we could do it. We can. Yeah, I mean, we'll say. Rob's a fucking engineer. Yeah, yeah. Let us know if you want us to handle it. But, yeah, thank you, Chris Law. Very small update today.

It is basically, as more and more documents are spilling out because our government is super bad at cover-ups. They're so bad at it. It's amazing. It's great for the rest of us in many ways. But it seems that our old buddy, Mr. Funny Little wannabe Nazi himself, Elon Musk, he was also very much on the flight list. Of course he was. We have a new, but he tried very well. He actually did a good job of covering that up.

He was really trying to bury that. That was a part of the whole release the Epstein Files thing that he was trying to say. Well, he said Trump was on the files. Well, if you know you're on the files, why would you say release the files? This is, okay. Him and Trump's breakup was fake. That's all. It happened on the 180th day.

It was fucking fake. Scripted. Yeah. He tried to do his best to, like, kind of cynically win people back by doing this strike. against Trump, right? Then it didn't work. Then he's saying release the Epstein files because in Trump land, that's him playing the part of somebody who's anti-Trump.

Yeah. So Trump knows that, I mean, Trump is very much so obviously in the files. We now know that he, we have the email that it specifically said to the FBI, get his name out of here. We also have Epstein specifically saying to Jis Lane, get his fucking name out of here. Yeah. which is the only one, the only name that has been asked to be redacted, by the way. No one ever asked taking about Prince Andrew out of there.

No. Because guess who also had flight logs put in place that was a part of these documents put out. Again, after Prince Andrews supposed to break up with Jeffrey Epstein that went very public. I don't know if you remember that where Prince Andrew, quote unquote, broke up after their, like, the charges went down and Epstein was finally released. And they had this famous, like, photo shoot that Prince Andrews said was set up by Jeff Epstein. That was at, it was in, I believe in London. And you could see the two of them walking together. And Epstein did that on purpose.

Like, they had that orchestrated to be like Prince Andrews here. Or is that, yes. Or is this at Central Park? It might have been in Central Park. It's probably in Central Park close to his home. Well, it looks like Central Park, but it also looks like that main gigantic park is. right outside of Buckingham Palace in London and they

took public pictures together and Prince Andrew from then on was like I have not had a bit of relations with Epstein ever since and now we know for a fact that they absolutely did and that's where these new flight logs came out that showed in 2014 Elon Musk

flight logs I just think of taking a crap on a airplane. That's what these guys did. Yeah. Except it was a little grosser. Yeah, maybe. honestly it sounds like the bathroom this might have been nice but this is the it's just showing that Prince Andrews absolutely utterly filled with shit

yes uh as we know as we everybody knew and Elon Musk was doing a childlike reverse psychology yes I could see that so he was they were all again the games are really shallow right now these guys are all extremely bad at this and nothing fucking shows me more

after reading about Heinrich Kemmler for the last like fucking month when you're just like God these guys are so bad at being Nazis it's just fucking God

Himmler would be so disappointed you have a Jew you have a Jew setting policy can you imagine that Himmler would be so upset with this crew but they

yeah they're really remember Epstein was of course arrested during Trump's first presidency and murder during his or whatever happened to him during his first presidency as well. Yes. So they're all

quite about it. Yeah, so when they keep saying it's a Democratic host. It can't be. It can't be because he was arrested during a Republican. Please arrest Bill Clinton. Yeah, do it. Please. It was hilarious, to be honest with you. Couldn't give a fucking shit. Is anyone checking the McDonald's? Oh, my God.

Does anybody check the fat pussy store? Oh, my God. I didn't realize that had Clinton and the Trump at the same day. Yeah, I know. You know, guys, listen, we really don't want to talk about politics on the show but if you keep putting

murderers and child molesters into the office we have to talk about it all I want to do is not talk about the government okay I love to just be back but it's just important understand that what we're dealing with here is some of the worst group of villains

that we have ever seen and it's only like when ESPN had to cover of fucking Sandusky yes exactly it's like we don't want to be doing this but Technically, he's a coach. It's like right here. You know, like, look at us.

Eddie and I have been gallivanting across Hollywood. I, of course, got to be. And I'll talk about how wonderful it was to, like, the privilege I felt walking over to Beyond Fest. And my, uh, the director of the film, Fuck My Son by Todd Rojaul. He directed an episode, your pretty face is going to hell. He gave me VIP treatment. Nice.

So I got to walk past that crowd waiting to see Fuck My Son. And I got to sit in VIP sitting like a true VIP watching another man dressed as a woman. Fuck somebody dressed as his son. Hell yeah. And it was honestly. This was the premiere? That was the premiere. That was what you did last night ago.

Oh, two nights ago. That's the one I went to. And he got to go with the Philippo brothers to the smashing machine. Well, Danny Philippo took me. He got to go to a cool ass one. I met the rock. I met the rock. He was great.

Man, he was. Oh, God. He's so hot. Yay, Sanson. He's very good. I mean, listen to this, dude, all right? It's his movie premiere. The biggest, he's like shooting for an Oscar.

Then once he gets this Oscar, he's going to run for president. Sure. You know, it's like, this is the plan. I don't want him to be president. I don't want him to be president either, but this is what's happening. We know that he's a Republican. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm not voting for him, but this is the plan, it seems like.

The man is so hot. He's at his movie career. He's wearing a suit. No shirt. I mean, that's, yeah, only he can do it. I mean, woo! Yeah, only he can do it. What does he smell like?

I mean, it's everything and nothing. Does he smell like, is he stinky? No, not at all. No one was stinky. It was a beautiful evening. See, but that's just the differences between here. It's just so funny because we kept saying, we were both joking around when I was there with Grant at Fuck My Son.

Yeah. Oh, my God. That's that picture of your face is so fun of laughing. I'm just thrilled. Oh, my God. I wouldn't have done shit. Danny's like, we're getting a picture with the Rock. You're going to fight him.

You're going to fight the Rock. No, this shit's for real. I was like, I don't know, Danny. I don't know if I'm going to fight him. I was like, all right, well, maybe he's like, well, maybe we drug him. I was like, all right, Danny. Yeah, right, relax. I don't want our show to turn into one of these other comedy podcasts where we just talk about our green room experiences.

But this really was like... A true, it was a special experience. You got to do something really funny, and it was really funny to be a fuck-my-son VIP. Yeah, you were a fuck-my-son VIP, and then I'm hanging out with A-24 trying to sell your movie for you. Yes, go to UFO.com. Please help us. I would have never said anything about my fucking movie there. I would have said anything. I'm all right, let's get this some more stories

Let's get some more stories All right, so the first one we should do Is this really, this do first this intense one Oh, should we start for 31 for 31? Should we just do that at first? Yeah, sure real quick, yeah, we're doing 31 for 31 The list is out, go to LP on the left At Instagram and check it out

We know there are some spelling errors We rushed it And we're going to fix it We just wanted to get the list out We are going to fix there are some problems With the graphic, we're going to fix the graphic We know Dead Snow is not Korean or Japanese. No, there was a note in the script.

To put a Korean or Japanese movie in the foreign section. But then Dead Snow stayed there. We're like, oh, we're talking about Nazis. We've got to do a Nazi horror movie. Yes. And for those of you that are like, oh, these movies should be more intense, it's Halloween. I'm helping Eddie. I'm only this only half of them.

He did. We did back and forth. We went back and forth and we chose. And so the goal here, honestly, for our 31 for 31 this year, it's spooky. Yeah. And we are hopefully going to make side stories more spooky over the next couple of weeks. The most spooky thing we're talking about today, obviously, is Epstein and DeFord. But we will be getting into more spooky material as the month goes.

Please send us your letters. I want to hear your ghost stories. I want to hear some really scary stuff that's happened to you. I already got some listener pastas. But I don't want fictional. I would love some real-life ghost stories or real-life stories that we can tell here because it's just, It's fun to do. So just email us inside stories.

Anyone's banged the werewolf? Even if it's a cop, you know, let us know. Especially if it's a cop. What movie are you most excited for on the list? So far, there's movies that I have never seen before. One is the House of Dracula, which I've never seen. That is the OG Christopher Lee Dracula. That one I've never seen.

And honestly, I'm really excited for our schlock, the schlock section. I'm excited for Blood Diner. I'm excited for, because we're going to set up in my backyard. screen to watch the thing that came from out of space and Blood Feast. Nice. I have Blood Diner on DVD, and so that was given to me like a decade ago, and I'm finally

going to watch it. No, I'm very excited. The one I'm really excited for is the Hitcher. I've never seen the Hitcher. It's good. Yeah, yeah. You seem like, yeah, you're like Slashers. I go in and out on Slashers. I like Slashers. I think they're my favorite type of horror. I feel like that is very common, and I'm just not, I can give or take

slasers, but Hitcher is good. Okay. So, yeah, it's going to be great, but join us under 31 for 31 adventure all right says RIP Rucker Howard is he dead no no Rucker Howard can't be dead no it is not dead not today oh dead 2019 been dead for six years rest in peace wow he died the same day as my uncleetti breaking news all right here we go let's get some stories fly from your blade so this guy um I love this a rash of it. I think it's coming a lot

of because of COVID and it's the thing that people do. Like the idea of a semi, it's always like a semi outcast son that has lived with his parents until he's in his 50s. This happens a lot. Yes. And then

this guy, right, this one specific guy recovering, Lorenz Krause, he like had this idea in his head that my parents are too old to live. He said that his mother fell down, smashed her face up and his father got a terrible case of double vision that actually allowed him not drive anymore and so he said Lawrence Krause took it upon himself to alleviate the pain of his parents' existence by murdering them this guy's done nothing his entire life and starts with

killing his parents yes and he said that it's it's really fucked up but then that's not just that's not where this goes right the way it happens is that he He decides, they start looking into the Social Security checks. Is he cashed? Of course. He's been doing it since 2017. So they started looking into it. Lawrence Krause, like a true, proud American, decides to get in front of this news story.

By marching down to the CBS station, his local CBS station, this is completely real, where he, in a unasked-for interview with the head anchor of, I guess this is the WR. G.B, right? He, with the guy, who's it? Floyd, what's his name of the, is the anchor? This is Greg Floyd. Yes. Right? He walks in and says, I want to confess to killing my parents. Tiny shorts.

Yo, very tiny shorts. Loves those underarmor shoes. And he says to him, oh, my God, will you do this on camera? And for some reason, this man says yes. So next thing you know, they're in a newsroom with cameras on him. And he is live recording a full confession to him murdering his parents to this interviewer. Now, it's so funny. But he's officially pleaded not guilty.

Oh, my God. You guys got to watch this. It's 32 minutes long. It's so good. And the guy comes in, first of all, Lawrence Krauss, he's Geppetto. Yeah, right. I mean, that's kind of nice. He looks like Geppetto.

He has the little glasses. By Paul Gianmani. Big, long, skullet. I love. I'm going to get. I'm looking forward to having this skullet. Yeah, you're going to look good in this.

Yes. He, obviously, he's a weird worm man. Greg Floyd turns to him and he's just like, so what brings you here today? And at first, he's all like, I just want to talk about how hard it is to have old parents. And he's like, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, and he's just like, you know, they just get so old, so fast. And the government really needs to help us. The government needs us to help. So basically, he does this whole beginning spiel about how the government needs to kill our parents for us.

Oh. Not keep up Social Security. No. Because he's, for him, Social Security's cooking. Yeah, it certainly was. He's doing great. He's saying that you should be able to legally kill your parents. And then this guy, Greg Floyd, rips up, he just keeps like,

being like, so how'd you do it? He's like, well, we're not going to go into all the details, all that. How'd you do it? I don't feel like it's appropriate for me to, did you beat him at Did you shoot her in the head? Did you stab her in the chest? He's like, oh, no, oh, I wouldn't do it.

Did you suffocate him? Yes. I thought he strangled him. That's, yes. It's like literally, it was just like, yeah, yes, I did. Because he basically realized this guy, and so he gives him the whole thing. They buried him in the backyard, and then he lived with her corpses for so long. But the worst was his describing him suffocating his father to death.

And then the father dead. And then he was like, but I, you know, my mom was like, obviously real kind of sad about that. so I gave her some time alone with him. So she laid with his corpse for several hours. And then I went and did my mother. Jesus Christ. He told him we're going on vacation. Yeah.

And they did. And then he did that to his parents. They went down south. I can't believe they believed him. Yeah, no. Well, how is he going to afford vacation? He can't even get his own place. I think there's one way you could put, yeah.

Yeah, that's how you put him on vacation, Eddie. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then, of course, all the YouTube comments are about how neither of them are wearing socks. It is really gross, actually. It's gross, but at the same time, he's talking about killing his parents, and then everyone is obsessed with no socks. It's the fact that Greg Floyd is in a full suit and no socks on, and it's disgusting. He's not used to people seeing his feet.

He's ready to go from the waist up. Dude, he's not Giorgio Valentino. He can't be walking around with suit and no socks on unless you are a literal Italian supermodel. But he doesn't, no one's supposed to see this man's feet. It does seem to be like, this was hasty. put together. They both have another cups and coffee and he's just sitting there. No, this is the holding room. This is like

the green room for the next guy about to go on. They're like, grab a camera, Greg. Do it right now, guys. Idiots about to do some great shit. Let's go. How does that work that day? Like, they're all just sitting in the studios and a man shows up and you're like, I'd like to talk about how I killed my parents. They're all like

copters up. And they went and so they called the police. They did this interview with him. They shook his hands. He leaves and he gets arrested right outside. he's such a fucking weird oh man but he's you know he's pleading on kill team you know and he's talking a lot he's talking to another reporter oh is that gregg floyd again this man hasn't had well Greg Floyd went back in after he's jailed

oh I wonder if they have socks in jail oh wow no they know they don't have socks because the suicide one yeah yeah yeah but I wonder if Greg wore socks I mean if he wants to fucking not get yeah take notes job yeah take notes Greg he'll get we all have to talk about this shit you know like it's like dude I don't want to talk about your fucking feet there's somebody else is there guys somebody in there they're one thing the government's good at it's killing old people

well right yeah I don't want to jump subjects too fast but there's another guy who took murder into his own hands this week whom um this fella over here he's a vigilante um he has the his name is uh is hold on one second I'm sorry

um I just want to make sure I say it correct uh Varoon shresh all right 29 year old Varroon Charest went on to the, to the sex offenders website. Yes, he had local websites where they do that sometimes, right? They put these registries together. And, you know, we talked about it. The Citizen App wants you to pay for it, but, you know, you can just find it otherwise.

And he found another man named David Brimmer. David Brimmer was convicted in 1995 of lewd and lascivious acts with a child. he was released from prison in 2004 and then Varroon Shuresh stabbed the fucking shit out of him and murdered him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He went to his house because his address was on the sex offender list and he went to his house. He rang the door and he's like,

are you, are you David Brimmer? He's like, yeah, I'm David Brimmer. He pretended to be an accountant. Yes. So he did this thing where he was doing, he wanted to pretend, I guess it would be a door-to-door CPA offering tax help to old people. that's like how he got in the door and David Brimmer opened it

and then this guy Very Kruger's Dorp Very Kruger's Dorp But then this guy went Buck Wilde stabbing the fucking neck He kept going for the neck He stabbed him in the neck And then Brimmer ran away

And he chased after Brimmer Brimmer went to his neighbor's house knocked him the door They let him in He jumps on Brimmer In the neighbor's house Start stabbing him in the next step Stubber gets up again

Runs out into the front yard Suresh tackles him again Slits his throat Yep And then after all bit was said and done. He said he deserved to die. He hurt children and honestly it was kind of fun. That's what he

does says. He says the ordeal was honestly really fun. He thought it should be cool because everybody hates pedophiles. Yes. Which is, I mean he's not wrong, but it's not cool. It's never cool to kill anyone. We know this. We know that no one likes, no one wants to be

murdered. No one needs to be murdered for any cause unless they're actively pedifying. Now, I hate every pedophile. I do not. I I hate every brimmer. I do not like David Brimmer. No, I hate every... No, he's been out of prison for 21 years, arguably rehabilitated.

Arguably. Oh, you know, so... Woo! You know, if you're going to do this... Actually, you know what? Don't do it. Yeah. The way I would put...

The way I would put this is that... We said this right before the show, and I think this could fly, is that there's a lot of violence flying around right now. Yes. A lot of violence flying around. There's a lot... It's kind of getting...

The temperature is really high in the country. And it's, you know, if pedophiles are going to catch some of it, then that's how that's going to go, you know? I mean, that's like one of those things. All of our paths are very available on the internet. Well, this idea, and then, because then you have somebody like, oh, fucker, what's his name? Ted Cruz is doing this idea of like stop attacking pedophiles and this idea of like, oh, well, then maybe we need to stop having a registry. This is this new fun thing that they're also trying to do. And it's just like, no, I think that we can just prosecute.

this man had stabbed the pedophile to death to the full extent of the law. Yeah. And we can keep doing that every single time a pedophile gets stabbed to death. We'll just, to whoever's stabbing the death, that you go to jail. You know that that's what the result is. Yes. Am I shedding a tear? No. Yes. Honestly, no. But

that's how the system works. Yeah, he was on the Megan's Law website, which is California's version of Sex Offender Registry. I want them to have a flag in front of their fucking house. To be honest, I couldn't give a fuck about a pedophile's rights, unfortunately.

So that's one of those things where I couldn't care less. But no one should be murdered for no reason. Yes. Man, it is a sticky situation. Oh, it's very sticky. But it's also, yeah, because I'm not I'm again, not pro the murder, but again, I'm not super sad about it.

No, I mean, I mean, you know, when was the last time I actually really got sad about a murder? I, you know? In general. Do you know what's interesting because of my brain? Because obviously I was talking about this at the top of our similar episode one about how, like, in therapy,

I was, like, trying to explain this, like, melancholy I was experiencing this week of blah, blah, blah. And he's like, he'd been reading about Nazis and you're sad. And I was like, fuck you. But there was, like, deforvid hit me. Oh, really? The deformed stuff is actually making me really, like, it's making me really sad.

I mean, obviously I'm upset about, you know. All the stuff, whatever. But the deformed stuff makes me sad just because it just feels like one of those things that it's like childhood isn't, euphoria. It's not the television show and that everyone needs to like pull their heads out of their asses. I'm like kids be kids. But it's like a whole thing. I mean, I don't know. But again, I'm just a I'm a fatherless. I am a fatherless childless, 41-year-old man who stays in his lane. I'll tell you what. Euphoria

definitely convinced, put the nail in the coffin on me wanting to have kids. Oh yeah. It was just like, oh, it's fine with me. I don't need kids to be cooler than me. I don't need kids to be hanging out with a weekend. Here's an update. Did this store? I actually just saw this all right this this documentary series that was about the uh austin yogurt murders yes which was a how was the doc uh do you know what surprisingly it is not as filling as normal documentary you know i mean there was something about the yogurt part of it um i'm sorry i'm sorry it was good it was a good documentary it was a bit long but they were basically we're talking about this

this was in 1991 four teenage girls at an austin yogurt shop were uh tied up They were I guess it wasn't they weren't raw, but they were shot It was a brutal murder and it has been unsolved ever since and it just got it seems to have just been solved They read it I can't believe it's yogurt store and then the guy I love those. Oh yes And then the guy you did it set fire to the building To get rid of the bodies But now it looks like it's it's this guy they they try to prosecute guys they didn't work out

But then it seems a DNA they gave some dude the fucking death penalty. Yes, yes. And he managed to squeak his way out of that thing. Because of the DNA didn't match his. It didn't match. So now it looks like it has finally found its match, which is this guy. It's Bashers. What's his first two names? It's fucking horrible. Robert Eugene Brashers is looking like he is a serial killer

that was he died in 1999. We shot himself during an hour's long standoff with police at a motel and Kennet, Yes. And he, it seems that they have figured he was the one who did it. And there's a bunch of other cold cases that he's being attached to as well. South Carolina in 1990, strangled a woman, and then a mother and daughter in Missouri in 1998. He really? He's also connected to a 1997 rape of a 14-year-old girl in Tennessee.

Sadly, though, I just wish his mustache wasn't so great. It's just, you like that stash? The other one, the previous one, not that picture. The other one, the older one. Is this the same guy? Yeah, I think it. I think he's just fatter. I think he's,

yeah, he probably lost weight at some point. He's dead. He's been dead. Yeah, he's a fucking skeleton. This guy's been dead for 26 years. So it looks like that story has finally come to a close.

This guy's been dead longer than DeFarvon's been alive. Wow. God, DeForvon did so much damage. It's just your small period of time. Yeah. No, yeah. So they, I mean,

they know, I mean, thank God they finally were able to close this case and give these families some kind of closure. But man, what a brutal fucking murder. I imagine some more stuff is going to come out about this guy who we didn't know anything about it. he fucking killed himself. Well, no, no, we know that he was a, he had a bunch of, they're just

now, what I always get worried about with shit like this. Oh, is that they're going to just like start attaching and everything? Closing cases. But there did it through DNA. It has to be through DNA. Yes. If his DNA is there, he did it. He did it. Because he's fucking killing people all the time. Yes. He does sort of looks like, what's his name, Ike Barrenholz.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess a little bit. You know, cast him in the movie. Please. Yeah. Please, I love him. I can see him as a scary actor. He's a great actor. Um, this is a great actor. Um, this is a a fun story. Let's say, we've been brutal today. Can we just do something fun real quick? Well, it's been brutal. You're right. Everything's been great.

Everything's been great. There's a very mean squirrel. Oh, dude. This shit's fucked up. There's a very mean squirrel. The squirrel has sent two people to the emergency room. Guys, this is like not fucking around, man. Yeah, man. There is a squirrel

and you know where the squirrel lives? Diablo circle. Oh, fuck. The squirrel knows the pains of hell But this squirrel has been randomly attacking people Sending people to the hospital It's attacked five different people Two of them have gone to the hospital

Wow And the woman said it clamped onto my leg The tail was flying up here I was like get off of me get off of me Like the squirrels and you fucking idea what you're saying But it's kind of crazy the fact that this thing's going out of its way And you're jumping on people And fucking attacking people

Yeah And you know what I like My favorite is the very end of the article that I read it's from the Associated Press it says that from the Humane Society said there have never been reports

of squirrel attacks coming up with rabies Well that's the thing You're worried about the rabies part of it But they're also But they killed the other squirrel Because of rabies I remember that

You remember the guy with the big dick guy Yeah And they killed what was that squirrel's name Mr. Peanut? Like stinkers Snickers peanuts Peanut the squirrel Peanut the squirrel

Yeah they were Well, they did fucking just laugh his ass. But then in this story, they're like, listen, this squirrel definitely doesn't have rabies. What does he got? On the police. Oh, he's probably a CTE. Whoa. Fuck!

They don't want to check his little squirrel prey. He's been playing squirrel football too. Whoa, that's what it is. Yeah, he's been boxing a little bit too much. Five months after this, they're still trying to sue for the murder of this squirrel. Yeah. No, they're not, it's not going to happen. No.

Yeah. How do you quantify how much the squirrel's worth? How much a squirrel's life is worth? With this squirrel, I think, it's just going to be killed. for murder, for being, I mean, squirrel. But how do they find it? No, it's assault. It's assault.

Yeah. No, until it has a victim, it's just assault. You're right, you're right. It's not good. But I actually don't really understand, like, how difficult it is to sort of, like, just fucking kick this thing to death. I mean, it's fucking clinging into the street. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, a, it's a suburb. So it's a lot of soft people.

It's Lucas Falley, Lucas Falley, is that That's footage of it? Yeah, this is footage of the squirrel? This is footage of the squirrel, yeah. Where is it? I don't know. I don't see it. Yeah, I don't fucking see it.

Yeah, we're over there somewhere. They're afraid of them. Wow, this woman is desperately afraid of the squirrel. It's over there. I can hear it. I know it wants to, I know it wants to rape me. Man, the squirrels in my backyard were fucking the other day. It was pretty great.

Squirrels in my backyard are fucking living a life. Yeah. She's sitting out there, just loving life. My dogs just stares on them. That's a picture of it right there That's it Yeah, I could see Yeah, he looks like Gary Busey

If Gary Busey was a squirrel Yeah, poor guy He's just upset You know, leave me alone The squirrel Yeah, the squirrel Not Gary Bucy No, no, Gary Bucy

I don't know He just grabs him butts You see that got two years Probation? Is that what happened to one? Yeah, grabbing butts For really Yeah, Halloween

and a horror movie festival Or con grabbing butts I mean at some point When are we going to remove him From the public? The key is, again, to all people and y'all know, y'all know what to do here.

That hand, I don't know where it is. You can touch another human at a con. It's got to be shoulder blades up. Shoulder blades up. Key is, shoulder blades up. Look at it. If you're even close to a pant. Does that mean I can put my hand in their mouth?

Yes. Hand and mouth is definitely better than hand on butt. You think so? Oh, yeah. Sure. A lot of people will even be, we'll take a suck on a thumb. People like to suck on fingers, apparently, this whole thing. But that's the key.

I'm just saying to my artist friends. Hands between the shoulder blades. Never touch anything else. Don't let the front. You also, you know what I do? It's an angle check. This is how sexless things have gotten, guys. I do an angle check.

You can't be too close, right? You have to angle your body away. If your penis can even remotely point towards her clitoris at all, you're in a danger zone. That's a good point. You want to be here with the penis facing towards the clitoris. Yeah. All right. So you want to move it away.

the key always move it away cut the angle off no matter what hand above waist yeah that's it it's all you got to do these are all these small rules you know when it comes to the Gary Busey thing

we all know he's crazy we all know he's dangerous you know we all know he's a loose cannon is it at what point are the people who put him in these cons like slightly responsible now I actually you can't be in control of anybody's specific

behavior you really can't And Gary Busey, you know, he goes in and out. It seems like he's one of those guys that sometimes he's fine. And also you've got to remember these old school guys, these old men, they come from a different time. Oh, yeah. And they're really used to, and I'm not, this is not an excuse. This is the kind of shift that needs to educate these morons, but it's one of those where, like, it's not 1978 anymore. You just can't touch a woman like that no more.

People get really upset. You never could. You never could. You never, you know. Whatever should have. No, but it used to be a little bit of looser out there. Yeah, but now, I mean, don't do it. Don't do it.

Stay away from anyone that you are worried about as well, please. Oh, look, he's doing fine. Happy Sunday, ice cream Sunday for him. Oh, wow, he is frightening looking. He's just, he's... Scary, Busey. Historically scary. He is, he's great.

He used to be a really great actor. Oh, yeah. Start a fire. Your grandmother's panties. I know. He's amazing in the first lethal weapon. Lots of people are amazing The buddy Holly movie Yeah yeah yeah he's buddy Holly

Oh dude he's great in that Mel Gibson also great performer Great performer great director Bad human bad person Bad human Oh man Sean Penn So good in one battle after another That's what they're saying

Yeah bad dude Bad guy Great in the movie Sometimes The best actor Is a bad human Sometimes you meet these And I'll go out there and just say

Try not to ever meet a comedian You're a huge fan of Oh, especially nowadays. If you could, try not to meet one because they're all fucking monsters. They're all so mean. Our coworkers are all so mean, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody's so mean.

And except for the lovely people enjoying themselves at October 7th at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. I just think that some of our very favorite Jewish friends are really enjoying themselves, playing on that wonderful anniversary down and down over in the Riyadh Comedy Festival, where guys can really be guys. Oh, yeah. Shout out to all the comics. Chris DeStefano, our old buddy, that did a fun little plug for Riyadh and how great Saudi Arabia is.

How about, like, all the rest of the, God, it just, I'm so, I can't believe that. Shout out to Nemesh Patel for dropping out of the festival. Yeah, good work, good on you, buddy. Good on you, Nemesh. I'm proud of you, man. Live from your blade. Speaking of some other people that have CTE, Eddie. Oh, yeah. Shane Tamura.

You remember him? He was the guy who drove from Los Angeles. Angeles to New York City to shoot up the offices of the NFL. He played high school football and he claimed he had CTE. And so he went to the offices of the NFL in New York City, drove all the way from Las Vegas. He had a big old gun with him. And he went in and he shot up the lobby and then he went upstairs and he went to the

wrong floor because he got on the wrong elevator, shot someone from Black Rock or Black Stone, shot one of the CEOs there and then ended his own life. And he had a note in his pocket That he was doing it because he had CTE And to please study his brain I am sorry And uh Turns out he had it

He has CTE Wow Now I'm not saying that he should have done this But it's just it falls under the same thing We were talking about earlier But it's finding it very interesting That Seems that the CTE

Kind of also fucked up the What he was doing too in a way Like it seemed like he was confused he didn't know quite what he was doing. He knew he was angry and he wanted to do something about it. But it seems that he had all of the CTE symptoms too, right? It's like, if he didn't have GPS, he probably wouldn't even gotten there.

Oh, my God. If we were still doing MapQuest, you know, everyone would still be alive. How, you know how it is to find, he would have shot out of tree somewhere in Arkansas. You know what I mean? Like, if this was a real, back in the day. They're going to follow those little squiggly lines with CTE. He couldn't be able to get anywhere, man. He'd be like, God damn it, this map spaghetti.

But, yeah, no, he, um, uh, unfortunately, uh, he very much suffered from it. He only played high school football. Well, didn't they, is there a lot of people that say that there was a, that's the conspiracy theories, that he was never there to shoot the NFL people, but it just seems like it's so deeply on the nose that, yeah, and it does seem like weirdly, in other cases, that would mean the cops made it up. Eddie Yeah

Well I mean Cops never What Cops don't make stuff up like that But what What's the end game What's the end game of them making it making this up? What do you mean?

Cops aren't going to fucking make up Cops love football Cops watch as someone who worked at a sports bar In New York City Cops love football They're there every week watching the fucking games They're not going to sit there And put negative press about the NFL out there

Yeah they're just not So you think that that was the idea I think this guy really did want This guy knew he had CTE and he went there to shoot everybody. And he just was looking for and then when he couldn't get, when he'd already show up the lobby and he couldn't figure out how to get into the NFL part, he just was, he just

delayed, played in it weirdly. He might have thought that he did. That's the worst. God, yeah, if it's just him just going back to the lap, they're like in his head just been like, Laces out. Laces out! Yeah, I mean he killed civilians, he killed a cop and he killed the security guard. You know, it was a fucking big mess, man.

And I also got some very interesting emails, like, talking about the Guardian helmet, about how, like, it doesn't really do that much. And we're still sort of in this kind of cloud. This is, your series on Aaron Hernandez could not have been at a weirder point. It really was, like, because not only, like, the goal was, like, for the start of football season, I didn't realize that Rudy Johnson was going to fucking kill himself. I didn't realize this guy was going to shoot up. I was already working on it when this crime happened.

It's just interesting. And now that we know the DSCT, it makes. a lot of sense and just, God, it's hard because you and I then redefended NFL last week and you come back, you know, sort of. You know, it's like, really. I mean, I still, you know,

I mentioned the things that were positive about it, but in the very next breath, I mentioned that Rudy Johnson took his own life. Yeah. You know, and Rudy Johnson, it was notoriously a nice guy and until the end, you know, and so it's like, you know, this is what happens. Yeah, it is just, it's a shame,

man, but also. I'm done, dude. I know, you're out. It's fucking, I hate it. I get it. It's been driving me crazy all week. You know, the, dude, I said it multiple times. The amount of messages I've gotten from people that are like just thanking me for fucking talking about it and real, like with all earnest and reality of what the fuck's happening

here. Like, ex-football players are messaging me. You know, it's shit's fucking crazy. Absolutely. I get it. It's so hard. It's a whole, I can see being conflicted too, though. I can see it all.

I understand why people are conflicted because I do understand there's a search our country right now. And I think a lot of people right now have this idea, which is coming up in our series that we're currently doing. They want a fantasy. They miss being alone in a fantasy. They miss a world that never existed. They miss a pure, quote unquote, world that was never there. and football and sports like key into

what we were talking about before last time that nostalgia button that's bigger the nostalgia button is not just about IP and about stuff like that it's about this idea

of wanting to go back to something that was simpler and it you got to understand as a person it never was

yeah well nostalgia is all like you're trying to relive the only decent times of your childhood I get it That's what insolje it really is.

You're keying into that. But then the thing is, in my mind, is like, don't you want new moments now, though? I'm creating them personally. But same thing. I felt like, I'll say it. It's weird as a 41-year-old man. It felt like I became 13 again. You know what I mean?

They say, I've heard people talk about this, but it's true. It's like I started to realize, like... It's not a midlife crisis for us. It's just fun. Yes. I just get to have... I'm having more fun than I've had in a long time. But it's, it's, there's just something about this.

idea of that of like that's why they don't want to fuck with it is because if you start fucking with football and you really, do you remember all the kind of drama went on when the stupid home run scandals and baseball and all the deflakeate stuff with and all that kind of stuff? It's just like

it bums people out and they don't want to deal with it. It's their release. It's for a lot of people it's their entire personality and you know and it's hard you know and what I miss about football one of the things I do miss about football is because obviously even though like I you know I haven't watched in two years now and you know the one thing

I miss is like being able to talk to like people I don't know well yeah bros you know like people like you know it's like oh we're talking about you know what I do is I just revert back to 90s you know I got talking about the 90s because that's all burnt in my head you know like I have no idea who the fuck's playing now you know it's well if you want to worry about never having conversations ever again just start talking about Epstein every single time they talk about football you could just talk about all the stuff you know about Jeffrey Epstein or you could do stuff like that. Yeah.

Squashed all that. Oh, yeah. Just be like, oh, you know, my favorite player is called Kaepernick. Yep, done. Yeah.

Watch and go, ooh-oh-oh-oh. All right, so we have some listener emails. Which is going to stay kind of in the same little area here. It's just,

you know, also shout out to Teddy from Lambert's Cafe for Southernness molasses. Honestly, I don't know what the fuck we're going to do with it. I don't know what I'm going to do with it. Kill someone with the can?

Fuck. You're going to fuck with molasses? I'm a fuck with it. Oh, God. This is my new lube. You wanted it for the jar, because we got a jar. Someone sent us the jar.

Oh, okay. You had asked for molasses for the jar. Oh, is that what happened? I forget the things. It's going to be a mess. Don't open it right now. You think me opening up this jar of molasses is going to cause a problem in me? Yeah, don't open the molasses in here.

You don't like how you get syripe in the molasses. I don't want you touching that. We got a lot of thought. We got stuff going on. You're stiff. I got a couple stingers if you guys want them For all

Listener mail Listener emails please Listener email Oh, listener email Oh, this is like new Yeah, she was very modern Yes, very deformed Very deformed

Yeah me me. Damn, Doc. Oh, yeah. It's a long ass singer. Yeah, I was going to say, it's a little too long. It's the stinger. It's the whole song. It's supposed to be like five seconds. That was great, though. I appreciate it. I like that lot. Who did that one? That one is from Tyler Templeton. Oh, Tyler Templeton. Oh, Tyler Templeton. Love the guy. And we've been getting so many stingers lately. Like, we've been getting

flooded with stingers. I love the stingers. This last one is absolutely insane. We have another one? You got to hear this one. This one. one is insane. Man, that's dope, dude. They're just sending full songs now, man. No, man, that's fucking awesome. Who did that one? That one is from our buddy, Corey Rock.

Oh, look at that. Guys, really great stuff. Thank you, Corey. Really fucking good stuff. I appreciate you, buddy. There we go. Just wanted to share a story about the time me and my dad met Aaron Hernandez. Ooh.

at a Pop Warner event in Gillette Stadium. I was in seventh grade. I was given an award by my Pop Warner League for having good grades and doing community service. Aaron Hernandez was a speaker at the award ceremony that was taking place in the club box seat part of the stadium. My dad isn't a big fan of the Patriots and didn't know who Aaron Hernandez was.

When my dad came back to the table after going to the bathroom, he mentioned some big Hispanic guy in the bathroom with a bunch of tattoos, eyeing him up and down. down and asking him, hey, what's your problem? To which my dad replied, I don't know, do we have a problem? For context, my dad is about six foot two and very muscular. He's a retired Massachusetts state police officer, former SWAT team sniper. So my dad doesn't really back down from anyone.

Nothing physical happened between them, and honestly, I don't remember exactly how their interaction ended. I can tell you. I don't think your father's gay. When Aaron got on stage to give his speech, my dad was like, hey, that's the guy who was trying to fight me in the bathroom. Aaron went on to give some boring about two-minute long speech about staying in school. Probably the long lines of like,

it was nice by the school everybody. Check it out. Free talk. He saw a salt of free talk and bananas and apples. Go enjoy itself. Afterwards, I was able to get his autograph and shake his hand. Three weeks later, he was arrested for the murder of Odin Lloyd. So all that stuff you guys were saying about him being a hyper-paranoid

If people staring at him is most certainly true. Just ask my dad. Wow. Even though he was staring at him. He was staring at your father. Yes. No, well, he was, I mean, he got to be paranoid. Imagine how stoned he was in that situation, too.

He probably smoked because he was nervous about talking in front of people. But isn't that point, isn't he so used to being high? It's even that big of a fucking deal. Dude, you remember how much we said he was smoking? He's smoking four ounces a week. I'm saying, at that point, you probably don't even experience anything. Or extreme paranoia. Yeah.

when you have ADHD and CTE. I agree. I was in jail with Heron Hernandez. Really? I didn't know that. I was incarcerated in the Bristol County House of Corrections from November 2012 to April 2014. Oh, also, can I say I made a mistake in the episode. The Bristol County Jail is actually in Massachusetts. It's not in Bristol County.

Connecticut. I fucked that up. You fucking moron. I have a stupid person. The misinformation that came out of your mouth put our people in danger. the misinformation the misinformation I never had the chance

to speak to him directly however I did witness in a incident that will probably go down it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen there was a large corridor through which kitchen custodial workers have to pass through while heading from the main building

to our respective blocks there's a small window in the corridor which looks out into the sag yard where he was being held for obvious reasons Two kitchen workers I happen to be walking with that day noticed him working out in the yard and started pounding on the window.

He ran over, dressed as kitchen workers. These guys, they shouted pantomime, you hungry, bro? We work in the kitchen. You hungry? To which he replied that he was indeed,

very hungry. And a flawless fall river accent, if you know, you know, the kitchen worker sucked his teeth and said, eat a dick, superstar. Ha! And just walked away.

Damn. He was mostly kept in deep segregation because of the nature of his case in alleged gang ties. And the only other experience I had with him was listening to him freestyle rap at all hours of the night. This is generally accepted as poor block etiquette, but it happens. Needless to say, he was not good. You're unbelievable. I'm uncredible. I'm unbelievably unsteedable.

My rhymes are unbeatable. After a year after I wrapped my bit, I picked up my buddy who had just wrapped his and he immediately produced a kite from his sock and tin in orders from the Fall River higher ups. Apparently in the days weeks leading up to his death he traded everything he had

sneakers, sweats, essentials for dope and Suboxone and accrued an enormous debt. The kite included instructions to go to his wife's house literally that day and pick up a watch to cover the debt. I was expressing my doubts when he showed me the bottom of the letter that

said, never mind, homeboy hung up the gloves last night damn imagine how many people ended up going to poor Cheyana's house trying to collect random money oh yeah that he promised to that she could get and that people could go get and then she oh so many so many losers showed up

oh my god so many man it really is a fucking truly tragic story it is yeah it is but at the same time all the laughter we had a lot of time that was had by love doing it I live every day knowing that I turn bad things

into comedy and sometimes that makes my therapist laugh. It does. I've made my therapist laugh and what he says to me, oh, well, you should leave your material at home. I am my material, Buster Brown. Yeah, you work for me. You're going to love the fact that you're catching cash fucking getting a hour of primo

uncut material for me. A lot of shit. They can't even be on the podcast because how deeply inappropriate and upsetting it is. I wish you could see. Sometimes I wish you could hear my therapy because then you'd be like, damn. to do a worse show. Yeah.

That's what I do. Take it up with them. I want to say we got a big thing happening this month. I'm very excited about it. October, okay? Are you ready for this? October. Last podcast on the left is the artist in residence at 88.5, the SoCal Sound.

This is fun. Yes. So basically what happened was Trump cut the funding for NPR. And so the station that, I love, 88.5, the SoCal Sound was doing a fundraiser to kind of recoup all the money they were losing from and so I donated 50 bucks, I called in

I was like, yo, I was like, and then I was giving them, my name's Edward Larson, I gave them all my information, you're like, hold on, Ed Larson from last podcast on the left, I was like, yeah, I was like, you listen? He's like, fuck yeah, we do. And I was like, hell yeah, bro, we got to save the station. And then he's like, well, we're going to make you artists in residence in October

for Spooky Month. Yes, so now we're doing it. So we'll be doing DJ sessions, right? Every Saturday in October from 6 p.m. and 7 p.m. Pacific, you can check us out on 88.5, the SoCal Sound in Los Angeles. Also, if you're all bummed out that you're not going to be able to hear it because you don't live in Los Angeles, go to the

SoCalSound.org and click on the Artist and Residence button, and then you can listen to our fucking episodes, all right? And here's what we're doing. Every Saturday in October. October 4th is going to be Marcus. He's doing it live. He's like, I'm going in. He wants to do like, we're pre-recording. Yeah. Yeah, on October 11th is going to be my own personal show on October 18th.

There's going to be No Dogs in Space. And October 25th is going to be last podcast on the left live on the radio. Dude, I've always wanted to be a DJ. Dude, it's awesome. I'm fucking, I'm so excited for this. We're not taking any money. We're raising money for the SoCal Sound. We're saving the station.

So go, please donate to the SoCalcalsound.org and just listen to us. I can't wait for this. It's going to be a lot of fun. Also, October 12th, I'm going to be. in Madison, Wisconsin with Logan Mets, a comedy on state. Please come see us there. And then on November 16th, I'm going to be in San Diego, California. And even Amber Nelson at Mike Drop Comedy.

Oh, great. I didn't know what Amber is doing. That's great. Yeah. And go check us out. October 24th at the Mateel Community Center in Humboldt County. Redway, California. Come see Ed and I do.

We're going to have a fucking blast. We're going to have a Halloween costume contest. Yes. You've got to show up and get it. Please buy tickets at lastpodcast on the left.com. we're having, just buy it from our website. It's going to be fucking awesome. And go check out our new interview with Ben Leonberg

on the very cute indie. From Good Boy, the film. We interviewed a dog. Yes, it was a blast. Check it out on YouTube. You can listen to it, but of course, check it out on YouTube where it's obviously way funnier when you can see the fucking dog.

And also, I got to say, folks, the Kickstarter for unbelievably friendly organisms. You're very sweet. You go ahead, donate to this. We've got to get this. movie made. I need to be in a movie that Ron Jeremy is not also

in. I've been in two movies. I've never been on set with him. He's been in both of those movies? Both of the movies I've been in. I need a third movie credits. So please help us make this movie. With a non-canceled good, a good adult film icon. Like a nice adult

film icon. So please go to the Kickstarter for UFO unbelievably friendly organisms and donate and get, let's get this fucking movie. We're really starting to pick up heat, go to UFO. That movie. Thank you guys so much for your support. And go to all the others. Go to LP on the left

for all of your social media needs and go to our new YouTube channels someplace underneath, LPN Romanticy, the Foreign Report, and LPN TV. And who's the B? Who's the B? Check that out. We just saw that. And don't forget if you had tickets for Cleveland,

we are now going to the Good Year Theater in Akron. So go and it goes live on Thursday. So if you had tickets and you refunded, the promo was available, now so make sure you go and get tickets before it goes live to everybody but yes good year theater in akron on november 29th we are officially rescheduled yes so we're going to check us out and we love you hail satin hell um north korea oh i'm hailing the rock thank you for letting me

touch you yep i touched his hand and then i touched my wife how tall is he way you tall than me wow at least six too awesome very Googled. But I'm not doing it. No. I'm not doing it, Rob. I don't care. Six-four. Six-four. Shit, you said it. All right. Yeah, he's big. All right, goodbye. I got to kiss his chest.