Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Devils Marbles

Episode Date: August 14, 2024

Henry and Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news (from the road) as Last Podcast on the Left works their way across Australia - the boys learn the significance of Australia's mysterious rocks and The Devils Marbles, In Memoriam: Jack Karlson, #SoupGate2024 takes a greasy turn, Horror vs. Thrillers Continued, Florida family accused of ambushing police, killing one and injuring two in failed ploy to trap "pedophile neighbors", Ohio Man goes on “rampage” with snow plow truck, Woman found dead in O’Hare Airport baggage conveyor belt, Listener E-Mails, and MORE! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, Briss. Ah, yes. That's where we're at. The wonderful Brisbane. Brisbane. It's Brisbane. Don't do it. Every single thing. If you're wondering what you learn when you're in Australia. No, no. We're going to get beat up. We're still in town. We're still in town. They can

come find us. All right. I learned the thing about Australia, which is that if you're wondering what it sounds like, you run all the letters together. That's when? Melvin. Yeah. Sydney. That's different. They actually, that's just a local thing.

That's man. That's Sydney. This is the room in which I fart and shit. Yeah. It's my hotel room. It's his, it's Henry's hotel room. As you can see, it's luxurious. You have those of you that are on Patreon. You could see the excellent camera work I've set up. Yeah. No, you're great at it.

I don't even know why we have this stuff. Well, normally I use this seat to jerk off at the camera for so like, yeah, just so you know, that's that's kind of what my thing is here because I'm doing a side biz that totally works They can see your hands see mines blocked out. Oh, welcome to side stories. I'm Henry Zabrowski I'm sitting here with the elegant at Larson He's not though you're smart and you've been reading and you've been growing and not physically you've honestly lost weight I don't know. I feel like I'm back up there. Good. Yeah, I'm gaining. I think I'm gaining it back, to be honest with you. I prefer you bigger.

My shirts are getting tight again. That's the only, I don't get on scales, but when my clothes get tight to untight, that's when I start worrying about things. That's important, but also sometimes, honestly, it's the fucking washing machine. Yeah. It's not us, buddy. Oh yeah, no. It's the washing machine.

There's fucking, these machines fuck with us. I had to use an Australian washing machine. Oh, yeah. It's the washer machine. There's fucking these machines fuck with us I had to use an Australian washing machine water went backwards No, that's what the toilets they go straight down straight down I haven't I can't even check to see the swirling well They have the good these are the good low water use toilets at just sandblast it which is great Cuz I've had no water I haven't had a solid Duke in like three days So they blasts it right off and it's nice because we had our wives

here so we had to keep it nice but now that Natalie's gone I can do whatever I want in this hotel. I gotta say the ace hotel was unforgiving with the bathroom situation and the wives. Well the thing was is at the ace hotel we were in Sydney. It's not a barn. No it has a three-foot it has a three-foot It's a Western style like you're walking into it's like an old-timey saloon that you have to just it But it's a tiny room you shouldn't and you just then I blasted every single bit of a tourism Oh out of my butt in the presence of my wife essentially, which is the only way that we keep it together Also, I wanted to give a shout out the live shows that we've been doing out here fucking awesome fucking have been

They've been great. Everybody is a blast the crowd totally gets it. We were worried. They wouldn't get our references They fucking know more than us. They know more than us. They know more about us than than we know about them I know nothing about them. Yeah, and they know everything about us But But one thing I will say, I want to reach out to this guy, whoever the fuck was he came to our show and he waited to the very end. And it's the only person I have believed when they've said this to me. I believe that he believes. Yes. I don't believe that it's real. Yeah. This guy, long gray dread down to his ass like but I and I'm cool with that Like, you know, he to him is so many white man dreads out in Australia I guess they didn't do the crimes that we did so they get to keep the dreads. I think that's how it goes

This guy he gives us a little wink he was not not feeling iry. No, no, no. But he came up to me and he was like, hey, buddy, I can guarantee contact. Same thing to me. This is in Sydney. He's like, you give me a couple extra days, you come on out, you and Henry guaranteed. I was like, well, what do you mean contact? He's like, contact. That means he has a boy in his basement that he thinks is an alien like he has powder in his basement

There is not a person I believe more than when that man said it because it was the jittery way He said it he obviously has got like he's got a little secret. Yeah, and he was just like nodding. Yes Yeah, he said nothing, but he was just like he was like hard style posing on like you bet you best believe You best believe you get contact But you know what I will say he never said with what? Yeah, he just said contact. He just said contact of the phenomenon and that we could go experience it But we just we didn't know of course not we would you have if we had extra time in Sydney I mean, I would have thought about it

There was like it's the kind of thing you got to hire private security for out here That we did a little bit like so last week We covered the australian poltergeists and ghosts and I got a lot of feedback that say it is true They don't really like freak out about the capital p phenomenon the way that we do Yeah, you know, they really are like it's more a part of their original culture. They have a thing called like dream song. They like speak. They they have old like versions of life. I got a really really interesting email from a Scala because we have a couple things we're gonna do some updates first, of course. Yeah

Also, I feel like they're not as scared of ghosts out here because all they have more deadly animals than any other place Yes, this is a Yeah, why would you be scared of a ghost when you have a giant bird that can slit you open from fucking pubic bone to dick? But this I got a really interesting email the dreaming or Dream time as it was known plays a hugely important role in aboriginal storytelling and culture and some stories that come to mind that refer to the magical properties of rocks Okay, all the rocks and stone stuff comes from apparently the story of Tiddalick a giant frog from the dreaming that drank all the

Water holes to spite the other animals He used rocks to hold the water down and when the other animals tickled him to get him to laugh and release the water He spat both the waterways and rocks across the land and this was used by some Aboriginal groups to explain why some of the weird weird shape rocks and rivers ended up in bizarre places such as the devil's marbles That's scary. I just show you you want to see some fucking Devil's Marbles. That's scary. I'll show you. You want to see some devil's marbles? I got two in my back.

It's called being fucking traveling for 13 hours and then to. They were also like stones are also historically used to define nations. In pre colonization Australia, and it was a grave crime to pass over these wayymark stones without permission Weymark stones were also for the birthing trees men sites and women sites These marker stones could be imbued with spiritual energy to help guard the land from intruders and protect the people of the land That's right. But so it is ghost is nature. Yeah, they got ghosts. It's in trees Yeah, that's the devil's marbles the big balls. Okay. Yeah, just looks like it does look like it's two very weirdly perched rocks

That look like a sack of balls and hey When in Australia stick your face in them, you never know you never hear about motorboat and balls. No, no No, no, I try it all the time though when I sling them over my shoulder Oh, you got to how else are you supposed to fucking get around? I drew nipples on them. So Julie could experience some lesbianism Only in Henry's hotel room. Can you experience such delightful banter? She gets in there she's like she's tonight next door she's gonna leave We wanted to also one little other update while we're here, yeah, it's a shout out She's next door. She's gonna leave. We want to do also one little other update while we're here. Yeah, it's a shout out to Jack Carlson.

He shot to fame after his succulent Chinese meal arrest. For those of you who don't know, just look up succulent Chinese meal man on the Internet. It did happen right here in Brisbane. It was on film and if you look at the film it looks like it shot from that in 1975 but it was 1991. It's Australia. He took his innocence to the grave. Oh yes he did. Well he said that it was a case of mistaken identity. They were looking for someone else. They pulled him out. It was a credit card fraud and he's like I only use cash. Yes. Ah, this is an example of democracy manifest Oh, look, will you get your hand off my penis? Oh, oh good your hand off my penis

I he was like that when no one was around apparently. Yes, it was this cat like get off that chair Quit licking your butthole. It is undignified Well, apparently he learned to act in prison. He had a life of petty crime. He was an art forger. He was a very interesting person. He is the center and the perfect example of what we talked about last week of Australian Lericanism.

The idea of being naughty for- Well he never got out of it. Not once. No, they said that- He stayed a Lerican. He stayed a Lerican and they said on his, he died the day after his the idea of being naughty. Well he never got out of it. Not once. No, he stayed a lyrican He stayed a lyrican and they said on his he died the day after his one of his birthdays. He had many fake birthdays There's like because right now there's a new book that just came out called Carnage. Yeah. Yeah There's a book about him that's coming out and there's also a documentary that's supposed to be coming out vaguely soon That all said that he gave everybody a bunch of different birthdays

He was a he's just a straight up fun ass scoundrel. He was selling art of his arrest that he would draw. And he was like $3,000 apiece and shit. Love that motherfucker. At first I was like, ah this weird criminal, he's a thief. And then you just learn more about him, you're like, go for him. There was a more about him like you know go for him. There was there was a Spirit about him. He was put in some like him apparently he spent his childhood in a bunch of like like he on it He said that he got molested to the highest degree

No, I'm just adding that I'm adding the qualifiers arrested by an oven Now I see what you're doing Mr. Sanderson, my English teacher. Oh you will touch my limpet penis. But no, he went through a lot of shit. He apparently had a connect to a guy in Australia by the name of Mr. Rent-a-Kill. Oh. This famous Australian hitman that he was friends with in jail and he was put in this place

Which I do want to visit but it's kind of far out which is supposedly this extremely haunted jail In Australia call I believe it's called the boggy road in is that in Perth? No, no, no, it's like right here He's he's all brissy man. This man is from Brisbane This man is Brisbane and Connaught because he he mentioned Perth in an interview I watched I think I think he spent Some time over there as well I do find it interesting that most people that I've talked to in Australia never even gone to Perth It's far and apparently to where all their diamond billionaires live

It's like Maine kind of like, you know, we all want to go but no one really does but no Maine's got Bane doesn't got the money that Has really you know, I think so. No mains just got Stephen King lobster Those are two very expensive things lobsters cheap there. Oh, yeah, man Wow Still now here that's um, Bay Bugs is what they call lobster Bay Bugs. Yeah, I saw that there's a We gotta go. I'm trying to find this place, this amazing job. Well, I'm going to get more into haunted Brisbane later this week.

Yeah, I'm not going to bust my load, so to speak. Now, is that so to speak? And I'm going to be doing a little bit of my own remote recording. Yes, we're going to come back with a remote episode. I'm doing one doing a little bit of my own remote recording. Yes. We're gonna come back with a remote episode I'm doing one of these on the road when you So basically you're gonna listen to Henry jerk off Make his own ghost Right one episode done, thank you

That'll be one more for you better help. We saw the Dugong at the we saw their manatee. We saw their manatee. Yeah which is you know I he was tiny. I wanted more true crime like tourism here. There's not. There is almost none. The only story besides Jack Carlson It was like we're also gonna give a big so we're given, you know, we've died when we were here Yeah, dude. Yeah, I mean, you know we weird things happen for some reason around our show We like we talk about synchronicities happening all the time I don't know why but we the man the love that people have for that dude, but the other true crime story

There's like five true crime stories in Brisbane essentially that they are famous for all of time Yes, and I was just like holy shit. They can like name them, which is amazing The one story that I found interesting was a story of a woman by the name of Tracy Wiginton Who was known as the lesbian vampire signed me up? She stabbed a guy so bad in the throat that his head, he's basically decapitated, and then she drank all the blood. And then she was in jail for a period of time.

She said, oh, it takes a lot to be Thymus's dice. That was like one of her lines. And then she apparently has been released and is now on TikTok. That's great. Yeah. Good for her. I'm glad she's out.

You know, you gotta learn from your mistakes monetize it I and I have to say I was under the impression that all female Vampires were lesbians interesting You think like honestly like don't they all just like fuck each other No, I don't actually that's a side story is LP O TL at gmail.com I have a couple friends obviously my friend EL does some work like writing in the fan fiction world of vampires. We're gonna ask father No, we just met good we can just ask him about whether or not like why do vampires do they when in the spiritual sense? Do they need physical sex? Of course they do. That's the whole vampire thing

They use sex as the disguise to get prey prey Prey, the seduction is their tactic to get the blood. You're saying they don't like it? I'm saying they like the blood. I don't know if they like the breasts. You don't think they fuck each other? I don't know. They definitely fuck each other. I feel like they...

According to, you know, what we do in the shadows anyway. Well, yeah, but that's... I don't take that as vampire canon because it's satire. See, I feel like they know more than anyone. No, I don't think they did the research. You'd be surprised. Yeah, you'd be surprised with these people alright They say I'll let you say willy-nilly things without vampires about talking to one we can talk to one That's a good point, but he's not a real vampire Not anymore. He's the same of course is a real vampire well

He doesn't actually like you know he drinks blood and he sucks He says everyone's way drinks blood and everyone's well he gets energy of blood he He doesn't drink it. That's hey, that's more than you're doing. Amen Yeah, so to come back to Tracy Wiginton, I don't know if she says her and other vampires Please tell us in 2021 interest in Wiginton was revived Yeah, she's on Facebook and a lot of people are coming after because it was a pretty famous murder here. Yeah Yeah, I mean it's weird because they I was reading the paper out here and it was like there's a rash of teenage murder We've had three this year and all of Australia. You're like, that's sounds great. I wish yeah, I mean I wish sounds like our killers are just like taking a break. That's when our killers are tired.

That's like the week after Christmas before January before January 1st. It is sad when people get killed. Yes, of course. Their numbers are phenomenal compared to ours. My question is, how do they even do a weekly true crime podcast here? I know it's weird without good new material. It's almost like they fantasize about. They just make stuff up or they talk about us. They talk about us. Yeah, they talk about us.

All right. Speaking of talking about us, we need to get to the bottom of you have updates. Oh, yeah. Our story. South Knoxville. We're I know we're not in America right now, but we've been getting. I stayed in touch with everything that's going on. I'm on the Facebook page, the South Knoxville soup gate page. They are still reaching out to us Yeah, there has been no movement in the case So no, there's some updates our cops are actually getting involved now or they decided they decided to Decided that it's good enough for them to join in on the hunt for who's doing this Drew Smith my man

Well, just say Drew. Oh, it doesn't matter. He's the he loves the attention and he's he's the leader of the Facebook page. Go to the South Knoxville Soup Gate Facebook page. Join in. See if you can help give your suggestions on what it may be. Drew Smith is clearly the leader. He took up a collection. They started selling shirts so they can like finance ways to like catch these guys and they got some stuff that I'm not allowed to even talk about yet whoa to catch the people doing these things can you hit is it about big traps so they dig in holes and then putting grass on top of the holes to these there is a vigilante force oh yes about they're not like it's funny and everyone's laughing

about it but they're gonna stop this well Well, cause so for those- We're bag 51. We're gonna catch you up here just so you know, various bags of substances have been found laying down in the streets of South Knoxville. It's a white bag with a black bag around it, and it's always filled with what we thought was puke, but it's not puke. Well, it's not because we watched now

This might be obstructing a criminal case But we did our boots on the ground did open up one of these bags And if you look inside of the bag the weirdest quality of the material is that it's white Like we're now I'm now looking at some it turns but it's also been brown as well You mean it's also been brown if it leaves out in the street for long enough. It like yeah, it's brown turn around now the main Are the honestly the feedback that we've gotten the most is that it sounds like was so like it's a area of town That is not as money. There's a little bit gap yeah Pickens gap there but you're saying that maybe potentially it's because a some form of food truck doesn't want to pay for a dumpster fee and so they're possibly dropping these

bags of what would be like grease trap material and food waste but that doesn't look like food waste that doesn't look like you tell me does that look like what you scrape out of a grease trap? You know, I never scraped the grease trap. You know, you dump into the grease crap, and it has like a gate on top of it, and then you pay someone to come and pick it up later. So that guy.

So Drew reached out to the people who pick up the grease, multiple companies, and he sent them pictures of it. And they're like, oh yeah, that's a grease. That's a grease. That is grease. That is grease. Okay. So this is, it has to be a restaurant based crime. And the reason why this continues to fascinate us is because now like not only is it just like, yeah, it's just normal gross vandalism, but people are starting to hit the bags with their cars and getting accidents. We're this close for there to be a murder attached to this.

Well, the grease stays. Hopefully. It doesn't even wash away in the rain. Some of it has stayed there for a week. A couple spots have stayed for over a month. Making it slick as hell. Unless you're fucking skiing, dude, and unless you're doing anything. I don't want to know about this Pickens Gap slalom team.

Yeah. Somebody dumped a bag off of, next to the cemetery on Pickens Gap.alom team. Yeah, somebody dumped a bag off of, next to the cemetery on Pickens Gap. Oh, interesting. Yeah, and so that's vandalism. That's more vandalism. They're trying to give the ghost a bellyache. Yeah, no, and Drew is convinced, he's convinced,

and I don't know if I believe him or not, but he's convinced that the soup dumper is a part of the Facebook group and getting tips on where to drop the soup if I Was the soup dumper and we're not we're in all strut there might be multiple dumpers, too I am starting to think we're turning into a This might be a I am Spartacus moment Yeah And that there are several people now dumping now knowing much like when we said in 9-eleven during 9-eleven a bunch of guys whacked out a bunch of like

You know, they settled up like mafia like bike problems and gang issues Distracted by 9-eleven Jackson Heights. Yeah, I know like, you know people guys were whacking guys during son of Sam Yeah, right to say like oh look that must have been a son of Sam. Oh, he had long dark hair or whatever And so that's the thing now all of these soup based criminals are coming out of the fucking woodwork devil We reached out to our real-life superhero He says that he really doesn't want to get on a plane unless there is death Oh, but he says that he's got a guy. He's also gonna send in a look that'd be good Yeah, because like you know and I think Parrot Man's coming

and when Parrot Man comes, yeah, he might, you might be tricked by his tropical feathers, but he will kick the living fucking shit out of you. Here's items found in the soup, not limited to, but these are confirmed items found in the soup because Drew, he opens the bags when he can and he finds out what's inside of them So so they found onions carrots celery potatoes Chicken pepperoni or salami didn't do a taste test a philly cheese steak and have to take that into the lap corn mushrooms noodles possibly egg noodles he says And baked cheese like a layer of like lasagna baked cheese he's found in there. Are they just making food and putting it directly into the bag? There is

like there is definitely a rest someone who doesn't want to pay for Grease disposal and like someone's like yeah I take care of it and no one's asking questions because no one's just taking care of it. But it's all over the news. Of course someone has to know. It's not all over the news it's all over the news. Of course someone has to know. It's not all over the news. It's all over our news. It's not. No one's handling this. Eventually someone, if someone dies,

we're gonna get a Pulitzer. He's saying it's a possible, it's like a home, it looks like a home style cooking. And I, it gave me a theory. Oh yeah, cause like, cause you know, during COVID, one thing that proliferated throughout society was like the idea of a restaurant that was in name only on like postmates or on the delivery service and people were making food inside of their home and sending it out. Yeah,

so here's what I think's happening. All right, one big fat family, you know, they got a lot of fam, they got big families down there and they're all fat. Not all of them, but it happens. They're just in. Yeah, it's not that everyone's fat. Not every fat family is in Knoxville, but if it's a family in South Knoxville, it could be fat. Yeah, I think that everyone would agree that there are large families of two sizes.

It's just cause again, it's food wastelands was again, and there's a lot of stuff going on. It's systemic. I think there's someone feeding a giant family and one of the members of the family's job is to dump the grease now I I think that a big crime because if you keep the grease at home the critters are good into it You know like the raccoons and the possums you don't want those critters in your grease And so I think that gives a shit about the critters to let them have the grease. Well, they're dumping it in the street Are you ready for this? So they so the critters are getting to this

The fucking stuff in the street exactly and they're getting hit by the cars and they're scooping up the critters and they're cooking them back Up and it's a vicious circle that never ends Eddie Thanks to my President RFK jr. I know for a fact that that could be true. Yeah. Yeah. Because the only trap, it's a grease trap on the road to catch critters. You hit it with the car. That's not a bad raccoon. You go home, you get it. That is not maybe not that incorrect because it was weird ever since that bat shit idiot started talking about eating roadkill on the regular. not maybe not that incorrect because it was weird ever since that batshit idiot sort of

talking about eating roadkill on the regular. Everybody was saying the same thing. Like they're all like, I, I, the response to it being like, it ain't that weird. And so there was enough, there was enough people that said that RFK junior story was not that weird. Yeah. Just proved to me that people do eat roadkill on the regular. Oh yeah.

And Knoxville is a nice city. It's not about no Knoxville is beautiful. Knoxville is beautiful. Can't we go? But but there are sections where they might eat critters. Well, and I don't think that that is even I think some people just get a taste for it. Yeah. And I also think that it's it is it's just meat that's hanging out. People do just eat. I know I've eaten roadkill. I have eaten roadkill.

Yeah. So I feel like it's not even that nuts. But know I've eaten roadkill. I have eaten roadkill Yeah, so I feel like it's not even that nuts but the idea of storing roadkill my thing about if you're gonna eat roadkill That's a today meal. Yes, like I feel like if you're Collecting roadkill. There's a lot of there's other things happening You need to think about it. Oh, yeah, I don't think you need to collect it Well someone has to because it like unless you've gotten a job in America I mean, no, that's not those are brave. Those are the brave people. Those are real. Those are real Americans Oh, I don't say they're bad people. I just said it's a bad job. I'm just saying if someone's doing this as a fucking Just a way to get roadkill easy. Yeah, I think this I think there could be that going on

So what I don't understand is why don't they just then hit him with their car themselves? They might be they might set out the trap and wait for them to get all up in the grease And then they come and they run right through them But you know what though Eddie you only thing is because I'm a police officer Yeah, it is not I the one issue. I think would be there's no blood at the scene That is a good point and left there if there were smears of blood. With the grease, would you even be able to tell? If it was all mixed up, you could tell there's,

I'm looking at this grease. I'm looking at the grease right now. That changes colors when it hits the fucking. But it don't have red streaks. No. If it had red streaks like a parfait. That was an unopened bag that he caught, because they didn't take a picture.

The Facebook page is great. If someone spots a bag, they they take a picture and they put it right up on the Facebook group And they're like it's at this location and then Drew goes and scoops it up and he goes through it If you're not bringing it to the cops, I'm worried what Drew's gonna do when they figure out What happened? I think he might continue doing is working with the police. He is good. No, no, no, he is smart No, he is good. Yeah, you gotta do this on the up and up because they could throw this whole case out No, he's not a full. Good. No, no, no. He is smart. No, he is. Good. He's got to do this on the up and up because they could throw this whole case out.

No, he's not a full vigilante. No, he needs to be. Unfortunately, even though we love devil and we love people out there that are fighting for the freedoms of the United States of America in a positive way, I think that we got to make sure that we're doing this right because we can't let this guy off the hook on the technicality. Yeah. Also, another weird stipulation is because they went a week with no grease.

And so no flights, no, they should check flights in and out of Knoxville and see who's going international. Somebody noticed that if Greece was dropped on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, they would drop the grease all week. But if no one dropped on a Sunday, Monday or Tuesday, the rest of the week would have no grease. That doesn't really make sense. It's a coincidence.

I mean, we're just putting together data. Again, that's it. That's the information I'm throwing out. I'm rewatching True Detective. Yeah, they do that, right? You just got to put it all out in a big, you can take all the info you have and you've got to spread it all out. I guarantee my boy is a whole pin board set up in his house

Because you never know when that little clue is gonna jump up and back. Yeah. Also the bags are huge Yeah, they're big 10 to 15 pounds each she says that's why we're multiple gallons of grease It is it is almost for certain some form of either. It's got to be a food truck I would say it has to be a food truck and I think it's someone who works for somebody and it is their job to get rid of the grease. And then the person who employs them doesn't ask questions. It's just gonna get to a point

where it's gonna hurt somebody and we're all gonna find out what's going on. Oh yeah, I really hope this doesn't stop being funny. The long arm of justice is coming for you, Soup Man. Dr. Soup, evil Dr. Soup. Yeah I know you're listening you I know you're listening. I know for a fact that if you're a fan honestly, thank you But buy merch, please Go on the soup merch if you would but otherwise

Until the day you're arrested you stay a fan. Thank you very much five stars on iTunes But until that day and that day is going to come for you, buddy. Just know that no drug dealer gets out without me. If you get out, it's not if it's when it's. Yeah. Remember that. Yeah, man. And also the person who was questioned by the police, I believe, is no longer a suspect. Who was it? We don't know. I can't give out that information.

He was a Italian chef in from out of town. Chef Boiardi. I would look for like if there's like a local carnival. Oh, yeah Cheese steaks in there and like and if we're looking at we're talking about pepperonis. I'm thinking this could be an Italian faux Italian spot actually sounds like also kind of like a With that level of variety of food to be frank It sort of sounds like like what's this spots like a cheesecake factory where you've got too big of a menu Yeah, many options. Oh, I see what you're saying. So you buy they get to what always Gordon Ramsay Gordon Ramsay Always crawls up these guys asses for having too big of menus

Yeah, because then you can't dial in the food that you got going on You got to really think about it. I love in a place like, we serve chicken fingers. I love that, just chicken. Cause then I know that chicken's concentrated on. There is chicken in the bags too. I'm hungry. I'm so hungry. We gotta stop doing this before we have eaten. All right, so Drew.

That's Soupgate 2024. Get his fucking ass, man. I support you, man. I'm here for you. I love Drew because he's not a fan. He's just really into the soup. I love that. No, yeah, don't listen. Yeah, yeah, I'm support you man. I'm here for you. I love Drew because he's not a fan. He's just really into the soup I love that. No, yeah Don't listen, but you're doing a good job. You're doing a good job One thing I hope one another little tiny update is

The response we got back on our movie review episode means are definitely gonna do it again people loved it people I love the divisiveness. That's so mad I love the discussion. Um, I did get from a PhD in movie theory a breakdown of why Jaws Specifically is a horror film. Okay, because the idea of Jaws in the mystery of it. Yes, it is a monster movie But in the mystery of Jaws the the shark, that that's kind of where they put it. It's like there's a that's where the mysterious angle, but I did get it. And then it's like the base and emotionless, uh, Michael Myers, the shadow, it's the same. Yeah. And you don't know what it is because you don't see jaws till three quarters through the

movie. Yeah. You really are just sort of like wondering what this thing is. It really does seem like it does have supernatural abilities, even though it is just a giant shark. Like that's a part of it. I thought that was a very interesting fact that it kind of follows them around and shit. Yes. It stalks them. You know, like that you would require a brain for that. But I did also get someone did send me a long breakdown that was like So if horror movie if these aren't horror movies, what are they and made a list of a bunch of different movies? I honestly I had a reason for each one of them for why they were or were not a horror movie Oh, yeah one was like Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He's like well, then that would be a thriller according to your rules No, because grandpa's mysteriously alive grandpa has a specific There's a mysterious element that's going on inside the house. Then they also brought up, I think was interesting. Henry portrait of a serial killer. Where would you find this movie?

Yes, you would put it in the horror section. That's a serial killer movie. That is a thriller. And the thing is, it's about genre versus where do you put it in a blockbuster? I think our researchers sent a great breakdown about how when he worked at Blockbuster and when I worked at Hollywood video Jaws was an action adventure not in horror and there are people that view it sideways So it's just about kind of also rated PG also rated PG But you would put Henry portrait of serial killer in the whole section because there is unless you're in some super nerdy

Sheeshie video store. they're not gonna have a breakdown of subdivisions of genre. Well, thriller's always, you know what, here's the difference between Henry, let's do a Henry portrait of a serial killer versus Copy Cat. Sure, Copy Cat is a thriller, Henry is a thriller drama, and then Henry is more horror.

I think a lot of it has to do with how much do they actually concentrate on the killer rather than the cop? Oh sure and then what is the plot and how gory is it? Oh sure and it's like super gory It goes starts leaning towards horror a little bit I put serial killer movie in horror bracket if I had to but I still think it's its own thing Serial killer movie, but that's thriller. That's thriller. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, in my mind, yeah, and again, we're gonna start this art We're gonna set this whole argument all over again, and I love it

Yeah, but yeah Henry is Henry of his portrait of a serial killer horror Copycat thriller. Yep kiss the girls thriller Sounds of the lambs horror Hannibal thriller Hannah ready for that I agree with that, but I also think that Silence of the Lambs is also that breaks through to extreme drama. You know, like, and that also has weird elements because it does have the, the, uh, the Buffalo Bill section at first is very mysterious. We don't really know what the hell is going on.

It does feel red dragon is closer to a horror movie because of the way they portray red dragon. Man Hunter. Yeah. Man Hunter's God. Man Hunter's great. So fucking good. All right. Or a horror movie yes because of the way they portray red dragon man hunter. Yeah, man hunters God man hunters Great, and they're so fucking good Alright, I think that we did it. I think I was there response to the response We're gonna be talking more. I think we're gonna do more of those episodes because they were great Yeah, I know we should do like one a quarter or something we I really like it um alright

We gotta get to some new stories, okay Alright, we gotta get to some new stories. Okay My so we got a couple of doozies this week that I did not like oh man It's hard to be out of America for some of these this one more update. I thought oh sure the reborn baby dolls. Oh God no This is story someone said and we covered we talked a lot about reborn babies in the Creepypasta Creepypasta episode Someone sang then Which is really gross this sack this look sack. It's a set of reborn babies

They're done in the style of the avatar blue people But for some reason they gave them full-on genitals. Well just just vaginas. No there's a boy. Do they have a boy? I didn't see the boy. Oh there's a boy one and it is um I don't know what the purpose is for I feel like we could have made it smooth because we don't see their genitals in the film also I'm pretty certain their genitals are in their tails. I was fell asleep for most of avatar 2 So I don't know if there was a fuck scene. I wish there was someone should have woke me up Yeah, I think their little vaginas wouldn't have been able to hold the water out

I don't know if they have little vaginas and this I hate looking at this Yes, it's soft Amazon. Yeah, it is just available on Amazon So if you want because the first picture they show the they show the little vagina Yeah, I hate in the bottom they blur the first picture, they show the little vagina. Yeah, I hate it. But in the bottom, they blur the vagina out. As they should. I still think, why have it?

If you're gonna blur it out, don't sell it. Because obviously it's bad and it's not good. I don't know what this is for. It's not fuckable. Also, I love that it's not available in Australia. Yeah, of course. It's not fuckable. It's not a flesh light

because I don't know if that would be on Amazon. Yeah, they're saying Yeah, they say you can't you can't do anything to it. You could put your balls Yeah, you can't penetrate thank God Which is good, you know, it's a good it's a good stipulation to have on your avatar baby. Donald's you could Baby dolls, whatever. Oh this one looks horrible. There's only one left. Oh, that is a big-headed preemie one Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a lot of people reached out that said that apparently the reborn baby thing little little old man doll Yeah, huh man the reborn baby thing is a lot Yeah

Is there are people that just have it because they never got to be a parent and it's like it's something to do and they put Properly we lost children and they need something that kind of helped them out and I get it like it's like emotional a bottle of wine well that that is a problem sometimes oh this one has an umbilical cord you're supposed to cut those off like a lasso throwing around like a bolo like I'm gonna fucking attack a woman with it I think they all got little penises now that I'm looking at it yeah let's if it's gonna be a good little if it's gonna be a baby doll You know that you're that's supposed to replace the child. It should have genitals now. I'm going back. No, I'm going

So what am I fucking supposed to do you need to tell me the part I want to see most is Better go look make sure it's got a set of set of peeps On it. Oh better go look at its little but you went when instead of me like no, I'm one It's its face. Yeah, face is the important part the legs of the arms are important and the weight of it Yeah, I don't think it needs to have any form of genitalia Would you remember the dolls when we were kids like that would pee their pants and then you would have to change their diapers Yeah, they were gross. Yeah, we stop making those. I think we stopped making them But yes, they existed and it's it helps motherhood, but I but also

Unfortunately, what it does is help it sticks in those quote-unquote traditional Gender roles that then kids are sort of forced to do because they're, like they feel like they have to. That's why we get them to. I had to carry around the sack of flour for a while. You know, did you do that? Did you go to school in the fucking Poland? So what, to pretend to be, oh yeah. Then we'd give us a sack of flour and we'd have to carry it around with us everywhere we went for a week.

We had to bring an egg. An egg? Oh, okay, yeah. And we had to bring it back. An egg's much harder than a sack of flour. Yeah, I just put it in my fucking backpack. I remember the more advanced class had full baby dolls, and I remember that my friend brought it to a party

we all had for some reason, and then we stuck it in the microwave. Yep. She's like, obviously she was mad that we ruined the microwave and the doll, but it was too funny not to do. Yeah, what do you want from me, man? You brought this to the party.

Yeah, we're getting hammered here tonight. Yeah, yeah. I hate this. Don't bring your fucking baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't bring your fake baby to this party. It's gross. Oh, God.

You want me to boil it. Oh, God. All right, here we go. All right. That's the news. That's the news. That's the updates. Fly from your grave.

Now this story I wanted to talk about because this is truly one of the most harrowing stories I've heard outside of this week was the story of a family that ambushed police officers during a, this is, it's really wild. All right. This is out of Eustis, Florida. Incredible place. A little north of Orlando a young woman Finished naming it a woman by the name of Julia Sulpizio and her right-wing Conspiracy family right now. They have a whole family

You know, they definitely were riding for Biden But they were this family they ambushed law enforcement officers, killing one of them, injuring two of them. But what they did was this lady was accusing their neighbors of being a pack of pedophiles, which as we know is normally called a pecker. Yeah. They she said they were trying to get them to come over to the house, right? I'm trying to get them to come over to their house saying you're sinners and we want to handle you and These this family was like, you know again They were already perturbed about being called a pecker of pedophiles and they call the police saying that there's something going on with our neighbors The police arrived to find a very troubled woman by the name of Julia

She came forward and she said that her essentially her husband was a prophet The police arrived to find a very troubled woman by the name of Julia. She came forward and she said that her essentially her husband was a prophet. They were going to cleanse the world of evil souls. She could see souls that are bad and she was going to bring those souls to her husband to murder. Uh, and the cops were like, Oh, no. And so they went to go check they arrested Julia They went to go check on the house. The family was barricaded inside now the guy the husband's name was Michael

So PCO he was there with his two daughters that were both 22 and 23 Savannah So PCO and Cheyenne so PCO young girls girls they went to go like essentially do welfare check inside the house no response they were outside the house for an hour saying like come out finally that is they decided we're gonna go pop in there they knew that there was a collection of guns in the house deputy opened the back door to a man in full body armor with a rifle sitting on a couch who lit him up. Two other guys came in behind them, basically as they came in, they heard one of the little girls scream, my father the king will kill you all. Because Julia Supposio also she introduced herself

as Helen under God's will. So at least they, you know, it seems like they were good to their children. You mean just being present? Yeah. Oh yeah, no, they were extremely present. She had faith in her father. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, I never heard.

Most children don't have that much faith in their parents. They would never kill for their father. But they did, yeah. My king will kill all of you, according to one of them. So these officers, they got lit up, They tried to go get people back in. They, they try to go rescue the guys that were trapped inside. The guy's body cam was still rolling while he was inside of the house, which witnessed the father and the two girls pop their own heads in the house.

So they were just a pop, pop, pop. And they all went in. They had, uh, yeah, they had a lot of conspiracy theory material a lot of which no one's really talking about of what nature I can't imagine and You know they had guns ghillie suits Explosives and they were trying to kill their neighbors. Where do these people get their money? I I ghillie suits are not cheap. They are not it. Well, let me look this up actually Where do these people get their money? I? Gilly suits are not cheap or not. Well, let me look this up actually how much is a gilly suit? I actually don't know if I can even look that up here. Yeah, they there there's $45

Oh, so it was a shitty gilly suit probably yep some team. Oh, okay now fucking team. Yeah, man You can get that 45 bucks done Yeah man, you can get that 45 bucks done. These guys, they were toll cycle paths, so the family, the rest of them were dead. Julius Sopizio is now being held without bail. Oh, she's still alive. Oh yeah. Why didn't she kill herself? Because she was the messenger Betty.

She came out. Never shoot the messenger. They could have. They probably could have. But they went in there and they said apparently, because she greeted the officers. And her, I think essentially, from the body cam footage that I have watched

over and over again, her aggressive nature, saying that she can visualize dark souls and she's bringing them into the house for her husband to kill them, I think made the cops say like, let's put you on ice for a second, because then they could do the thing where they detain You before they arrest you. Yeah, essentially I imagine they were like what the fuck are you talking about lady? She's talking about how they're gonna bring a series of revenge against the entire neighborhood

She goes against all the pedophiles that are everywhere. He puts her they put her in the squad car They go in and then the standoff is on which is one of the worst parts about these sorts of like doomsday scenarios Is that was she? What was she shooting at the cop? No, she was already in custody So family was shooting at the cops. So what the father and the daughters? What is this woman's crime? Oh She's just she is just to a series of homicides. Yeah. Yeah. She just is a she's a material witness I believe the actual I forget what the actual charges are because of yeah Because if they went back to the house and she never shot a gun, but she did lead the cops to oh, yeah

She let the cause to an ambush. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so that that is her she's an accessory to to the murder of a police officer So I think that's they hate that they're real not into it. They're real not into it You could see how much they're not into it especially if you go down to you of Aldi. Yeah, but these guys think it is very It's it's troubling. I think the word pedophile gets tossed around really loosely You know I mean, it's definitely a word that should not be tossed around as loose as it is it is and these people are were obviously driven insane with rage and they got exactly what they wanted. That's the worst part about these like doomsday people is that when the cops show up, they're like, yes. It's like I started doing a research project on sovereign citizens and you

start to realize like, you know, in my head, I was always like, at what point did the sovereign citizens like if there ever been one that worked, has there ever been a sovereign citizen movement that actually like, got you out of a ticket besides just being so annoying that the cops didn't want to deal with you. And then I started realizing, Oh, no, it's a feature, not a bug. You're supposed to get arrested. The sovereign citizen movement is about gumming up the works It's about being hauled in because that's a badge of honor I think once you say the words, I'm a sovereign citizen. They know you're not paying your taxes. Well, that's anti sovereign They don't say sovereign citizen. Oh, what do they say? Oh, no, there's stuff like an all-national creature of the land

Yeah, it's like you're an all-nationals one. It's a private citizen. That's a term that they use all the time. I'm a private citizen. There is a level that I think should exist, but you know, like there's that one guy in Florida. I don't know the details, but he, he like strictly was, he had his own water well, he solar energy. He was completely off the grid. That's different. And then the government came and found him and told him he's not allowed to do what he does. That's the government coming and finding them. And that's also Florida, which is just like Texas, which is a place that's so free and has every single rule possible. Right? So that place is that when you, when you go like that's the government looking for that guy, I feel bad for that guy. These

people go looking for police officers, They change their fucking license plates to be these fake License plates they are Broadcasting that they are what they are because they've learned from several of their heroes in the media to be out loud about it Because they think that that will like deflect something but they're not all TV personalities. So doesn't really work like that You're just a you are a private citizen yeah you have made yourself a public citizen by getting yourself arrested on body cam and now it's on YouTube well there you go but that's the that's the type of thing where you're like but I cuz you know there's I the idea of it's just cuz they never never see sovereign citizen

you never hear about him unless they're breaking the law. Certainly not. Yeah, because most of the time they are just sitting there. I know that they're just sitting there. And mostly sovereign citizenship seems to really be connected to losing your license for a DUI. Yeah. Because they're really centered on- And they just want to keep driving.

Yes, they're just, okay, they got to for work. I do, I understand that thing. They got to drive in a place like Florida, in a place where you got- Public transportation sucks. There's no public transportation. They got to drive in a place like Florida, in a place where you got your transportation sucks. There's no public transportation. You got to drive unless you're in like a very populated area. But otherwise you're walking miles for the bus. Oh, yes. And so that's why they do that. But it's a it's a weird thing inside of America that is happening. It is weird to be outside of America looking on to America in that way because you're just like We say things here that frighten people. Yeah, I've frightened several people just by my existence alone

outside of america also, I think going back to the story with um The daughters and the the king and all that shit and they killed that poor police officer The sopcio family the two daughters they were not like they weren't young they were in their 20s. No, they were fully indoctrinated Yeah, they were they were probably home-schooled obviously more stuff's gonna come out right now. There's gonna be a big grand jury So we're gonna get all of the stuff there's right now She's being held about bell the mom of the family. So we will find out more because she's a talker And so we will she will definitely tell us all their philosophy We're gonna hear every single thing about it

She's gonna be ranting and raving until she goes cuz she will probably do some form They will probably try to get her out for an insanity plea or something like in the that vein Unless she completely cops to it, which she might yeah, she might go completely no contest and just say yeah, of course we did That's what we wanted man. Oh It's so awful. Yeah, you live in a small town like this You think this you know as a police officer that you're never gonna deal with something crazy like this I think unfortunately, that's where the crazies going. Yeah, I think it's where the crazies really really going I think that's in New York. You're just used to it, you know I think there's a fist fight. There's so much going on New York and in a larger

used to it. You know, every day is a fist fight. There's so much going on. New York and in a larger population density, you just have more different types of people rubbing up against each other. That's going to cause conflict. There's going to be conflict. There's a lot there. You know, there's a massive standard deviates in between like who's rich, who's poor. It creates a bunch of problems sometimes inside of an inner city, but those are just normal issues. Like the violence in LA and New York is just having that many people on top of each other. But the per person violence is much bigger in smaller towns. Well, it's-

At least in the South. It's just gonna be, it's just weird. The crazy just trickles down in a way. Cause again, remember we're crazy, Eddie, to them. They think we're crazy. Everybody's crazy. If you're not crazy, you're not even worth talking to oh, yeah So Pete's yo family believes that they are not crazy. Yes. Yes, the thing if you believe you're not crazy

You're definitely crazy. Absolutely. No one's correct ever just know that you're whatever you say is incorrect to somebody else But that's just called having a different opinion and we all in different reality tunnels Speaking of another different reality tunnel. This is really about I Think this degrees about the fact that people don't want to work anymore. They don't want to work hard Yeah, so a guy tried to do a baby kill dozer Columbus, Ohio and he was bad at it. All right, because yeah, Marvin Heumeyer is a controversial figure He's our version of alerican, right? He's mean bad shithead

But he worked hard put the time in all right spending a year building that killdozer a full year Lots of money full year He did it so that he and he had a plan and a mission and he went out and he did whatever the hell was And did a lot of it didn't work, but just probably which kept him as a folk hero But this guy did we don't get behind Henry I'm I I just get the feeling I'll get the feel I get the impulse. So happy you never learned how to weld. I can't do anything. I can't do anything I will commission one though.

So this was on, I believe this was August 9th. This is a man, he had a Ford F-150 that, you know, man, he must've had a tiny penis. He put a big snow plow attachment to the front of it and just started ramming cars on interstate 70-71 interchange. He then sort of crashed himself on the highway. The police had to come and stop him. There was a bit of a standoff for several hours as he was stuck inside the car. He was throwing wrenches at the cops. One of them hit, one in the head. But he didn't seriously injure him. He had to be hospitalized, but he was fine.

And I see the main issue here, and I really think what it was, you had to be hospitalized but he was fine And I seen the main issue here and I really think what it was he had no plan They finally he tried to quote a quote unalive himself by jumping off the bridge. They stopped him They arrested him main issue here. Honestly, he was using crack cocaine the entire time. Yeah, that distracted him Yeah, you got a kid. You have a clear head when you're trying to take over a city This is just because the good is what this is all about. Like, these people don't wanna work. If he'd just sat and put the work in, that's what this is about, Eddie. What I think-

This is a boomer, this is what, this is a boomer talking point. I could be completely off base here, but I got a theory of what happened here. Sure. I think towards the end of winter, this man gets the idea how to make some quick, easy money. Snowplow guy.

Buys a snowplow. Summer comes. Homer Simpson style. He's just some quick easy money snowplow guy buys a snowplow Summer comes Homer Simpson style. He's just sitting on this fucking snowplow losing money Oh, yeah, and he's just like what do I do with this snowplow? Yeah, it's not it's not snowing It's the middle of summer. I gotta wait till winter till I can fucking make some money. Yeah, it doesn't snow this year I'm the snowplow guy. Yeah, if I am NOT snow plowing who am I? Yeah, so he tried to use the plow for a different reason because now he says like well that now you're the snow Yeah, that's what he said to this cop car. Yep. Yeah, you did a bunch of but you know, but again you didn't do it Mm-hmm. He didn't make it happen. It's just you're not gonna. Oh, yes. This is sort of a form of national news but That's as far as you're gonna go buddy. I'm not even gonna say your name

I don't think it's that important no, but it did try and it's you got to be careful All right, you got to get and put some pizzazz in think about what you want What do you want the big picture to say? That's my big thing. What do you want your what do you want your legacy to be? Yeah, no, he's not gonna these guys not even's not even going to be able to drive again, much less get another snowplow. No, no, but it's going to lead to him becoming, it looks like it's still could be used. So maybe hopefully they resell it or at least give it to the police. I mean, just for the sake of just bragging rights as a snowplow guy being like, this

is the snowplow that stopped the police would be kind of huge, you know, but he, he wasn't prepared. Got to get in there. Bigger plan, better plan. Wear a costume. Snowplow that stopped the police would be kind of huge. You know, but he wasn't prepared Got to get in there bigger plan better plan wear a costume. Yes Think about your legacy and this last story I think we can get into This is a really weird The only reason why as I want clarification and I'm hoping our listeners can give it to us It was a woman that was found dead in a baggage conveyor belt at O'Hare Airport over the weekend and they said there was video of this little older lady going into a restricted area, just breaking through a restricted area at 2 30 in the morning at

the airport. She shouldn't have been able to get in there. The doors were locked. There was just nobody there. There was nobody. Yeah. And then she was found. They said caught up in the gummy works of the conveyor belt system for the luggage. They always tell you not to sit on them It's not it's extremely dangerous, but then they labeled it a suicide Which I think is a crazy way to kill yourself I just I wonder how they know that because yes, obviously she did it on purpose She did it on she did it on purpose. She did it on purpose. Yeah.

And she jumped into it. Do you think so? She purposefully opened up a door to a back area, found the thing and jumped into it, which is like the most double dare way of unaliving herself I've ever heard. I didn't watch the video. Did she jump, did she fall into it?

Maybe she passed out. I have no idea. In a very inconvenient spot. Well, it doesn't sound like, sounds like whatever it was, it was like planned. Crazy. fall into it, maybe she passed out in a very inconvenient spot. Well it doesn't sound like, it sounds like whatever it was, it was like planned. Crazy. They said it was planned. They said it was like cheap, because that's what the cops are saying.

But side stories, lpotl.gmail.com. I'd love to get an update on this and find out whether or not. Like how do you figure that out? If it's not obvious, how do you figure it out? I mean if there's no note, right? If there's no note, how do you say she maybe they just don't want to like deal with it. Well, but I feel like just accident. Accidents happen, but an accident someone can get sued.

I bet you that. I bet you that's I bet you that's it's that fucking simple that if it's a fucking accident, then that means it's on O'Hare and if it's a suicide, it's on her. Yeah. Wow. And if they don't know the difference, we don't know what her emotional state was. I don't know anything about her really. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe more stuff will come out and find out whether or not she was upset in the airport.

She could have been visibly upset in the airport. I mean, who isn't visibly upset at the airport, especially if you're stuck there at 2 30 the fucking morning. Oh, yes. It's horrible in there. Yeah, I start opening doors. I don't give a shit. See what happens. I wouldn't. I wouldn't though. Oh, yes. It's horrible in there. Yeah, I start opening doors. I don't give a shit see what happens I wouldn't I wouldn't though. No, you shouldn't but you know you get the rage You don't have you go insane. But the thing is that's why you really just got it

That's why the key is to sort of yourself in a full disclosure. Henry's so angry at the airport I hate the airport you like it is like it obviously like calms me how angry you are. Because I know I. I hate the airport. I hate traveling. I love to travel. I love capital T, the concept of traveling. I love new places, new people, new food. But in the airport, you're irrational.

I'm a monster. But once we get out of it, or like. I'm nice to the staff, but that one guy was fucking crawling up my ass. Oh, yeah, no, you're nice to the staff. No, no staff no no but you're like I watching your blood boil and your skin change colors it's because it's the arbitrary rules it's an airport arbitrary every airport has a different set of rules especially here you also refuse to take the weed pills like I do yeah I know it really helped me stay calm yeah I just god I do it bare-boned because it's like I do. Yeah, I know. It really helped me stay calm. Yeah, I just got God. I do it bare

bones because it's like I just keep getting stripped of my stuff. Every airport, I'm losing another no one ever checks my bags and every single time Henry gets stopped and like it's because I have all the recording equipment in my bag and it was like and it's all like Tetris like put together and the last time they pulled it all out. I'm like, I'm a traveling comedian It's a it's the biggest growing industry all show business You've never seen this shit before you never see the fucking microphone before they love that when you're like when they start Harassing you and you're like, I'm a traveling comedian. Do you think that makes them want to not hassle you more? There should be I've been saying this.

I'm an entertainer. We need a white flag. We need a white flag that keeps you separate from these things. It's a microphone. I'm not asking for anything special. You're like, it's not like I'm asking for special, I'm not trying to cut the line, all right?

I let the pregnancy go. You should put it in your check luggage so you don't have to deal with it, though. But I don't want him to get hurt. I don't want him to get broken. Oh, I see what you think it slammed around Yeah, the wires just look like bomb wires. I know and that's the problem, but they're microphone wires Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they do it. They are round there You know wound up right correctly and they always undo it and it's very upsetting. It's extremely angry. Yes. I am trying to calm down

because I love people. Mm-hmm. I love the people hate the position Not the person I think that we gotta get you some sleepy time tea in the morning before we travel tomorrow or the day after Yeah, we'll take care of you. I'm gonna talk about the 22-hour trip. We're gonna have but it's gonna be good. Yes, it's gonna be good Already we go It's time for some listener emails. I Love this one. Okay a Few weeks back my co-workers and I were stationed out in Zortman, Montana for a job Zortman is a town with a population of roughly 19 people. That's a is that a town gathering. It's a guy. Yeah, it's a pecker of pedophiles

I've definitely had Larger parties in my apartment. Yes And it is located at the base of the little Rocky Mountains One night we were all hanging out at the town saloon restaurant and we were approached by a local He introduced himself as the chef of the restaurant and sat down to join us. The conversation started out pretty normal, but took a turn for the weird once we told him that we work out in the woods.

He got very serious all of a sudden, and he told us that we absolutely had to be very careful out in these woods. I mean, that's good advice. Oh yeah. We figured he meant because of bears steep terrain But we were very wrong He then stated these woods are home to a population of Sasquatches

And that every sortman local has had some kind of Bigfoot a counter in their lives Entertained by this notion and curious to hear more we asked him about his encounter, which was probably a mistake Here's his encounter, which was probably a mistake. Here's his encounter story. He was hiking through the woods in a very remote area by himself when he suddenly had been struck on the head and knocked unconscious by something. When he came to, he was laying on the floor of a cave with a female bigfoot standing over him.

She made him drink what he described as a moss-like soup that made him instantly hard as a rock. She then proceeded to have her way with him for hours. He claimed that he did not like it and was extremely scared at first, but then started to really enjoy it and dubbed it the best sex of his life. To this day, he says he leaves candy bars and weed out in the woods for the Sasquatches to stay on their good side and probably have hopes of another encounter

with Aries and Uctress. Well, doesn't he know where the cave is? No, he said he was knocked out. But when you have to leave at some point, you're just in a daze. You're in a daze. Even if you're knocked out, let's not out, but when you have to leave at some point you snitch days You even if you're knocked out less the big foot like just picked you up and put you back on your patio Other locals in this bar joined in to tell us their Sasquatch encounters Non-sexual ones and even some encounters with the little people which after hearing more about them

I think they were referring to some variation of the Hilda folk or Hilden folk all in all Zortman is a wild little place with some colorful characters and just safe to say we were extra careful in the woods and did not Have any encounters with horny Sasquatches. I feel like you could have just came across a good old-fashioned mountain lady. Yeah That's the Zortman prom That's the sortman prom right there. All right. Now here's this. Here we go. Hold on.

You can't just go back. I'm like trying to digest that mentally. You can't just zoom past that man is because he's not here. If I could talk to that man, we could dig in. I don't know what that man is thinking or who you wherever you are. Tell us like the name of the of the restaurant I want to call I gotta talk to this guy I want to know because this story is too important

well, cuz I've read a lot of it tell if it was if it was a Ape ray or consensual sex. I think that he says it for ha ha it started bad, but went good He I don't know but and now he's a fan. He's ha he needs it Now he's in love Worden with you guys or you know what it is this lady Bigfoot was cheating on her Bigfoot husband Do you want him to know yeah, you she would have you back or have the chef back? It's a shame, but yeah, exactly if she found out it'd be like the guy with the positive dialed out It's like the guy who in the crocodiles who had the dog sex room. Yes. It's that story. Yeah

Yeah, but for big foot but for big foot. Yeah, but if the male big foot ever found out about what this chef did to his wife I Mean she cooked for him. She's gonna rip his dick off that guy's gonna that big foot's gonna fucking kill him Yeah, he's gonna be careful who You're telling the story too. Yeah, absolutely cuz now you're gonna get these jealous ass Bigfoot You want to make a Bigfoot jealous? I wouldn't carry to me. What's the strange the idea of it's almost like it's a reverse cook Yeah, cuz he's also a chef who was cooked for is definitely a dream It's definitely like a weird dream. He probably ate too much weird fucking Montana mushrooms something

Well, hey, I say God bless him. Oh And I hope he's still out there getting his dick sucked in the forest But please tell us they name of the restaurant so we can call I can have Kelly call What do you I mean? Alright, so Bigfoot vagina Bigfoot have it like a Bigfoot blowjob All right, so big foot vagina, big foot, have it like a big foot blowjob. Horrifying. But probably OK because they're on the, or they, yeah, they're herbivores.

Big teeth. Big teeth. But their teeth, the teeth are big. I guess boogies suck dicks. They're not like fangs. Apes do have, they do oral sex. Bears suck dick. I've heard that.

Yeah, we did. I won't test it. I think bears suck their own dicks though Side stories lpl at gmail.com We have a lot of bear experts You know I'm gonna save this other letter. Yeah, I'll save it for tomorrow. We're gonna be recording again this week Yeah, and we're recording where this comes from yes, so that makes a lot of sense all right my sweet fuckers Um live every day knowing that your best pussy your life might be in the woods You might have to be unconscious for it. But then once it's riding you you can laugh

You know in that man. Oh, man. No one's gonna believe this story except for my dick Yeah, and you're gonna fall in love with that lady Sasquatch because she doesn't have these guys She doesn't afraid of commitment because she's out in the woods and she's committed to saying hot hidden all these years She's gonna make a nice wife. That's right. If they believe in organized love get a door for that cave also September 13th We're gonna be investigating the Oh hair luggage So we're coming to the park West September 13th side stories come and see us Live the day before the last podcast on the left show the last podcast on a left show on the 14th of September is sold

Out yeah, so come and see our me and Henry do our side story show which is completely different than last podcast We're just making shit up. It's gonna be great. We're gonna have a prepared bit We'll have for it's gonna be it's gonna be a completely different show So if you're worried if you're gonna come if it's the same show, it's completely different So if you want to see both, please come see both We'd love to hang out with you guys. And then I believe we got honestly we're basically sold out in Adelaide Brisbane sold out Adelaide and Purve basically sold out, but please we got a couple of tickets left come and check us out We've been shows have been fucking great in the VIP meet and greets in awesome Q&A's have been incredible. We really just

No offense to America best questions. We've gotten yeah, I've been out here And it's really been really fun discussions and like, you know, we also remember we hang out if you're in the VIP a lot of times we hang out we sign being we say hi We take pictures and stuff because especially because we don't know when we're gonna be back. It's gonna be sooner than the last time Yes, that's we're fucking certain But hail sweet Satan and thank you Australia Hail Lady Bigfoot and your dick sucking abilities. Hey You know, there's a there's a man Bigfoot out there. That's the luckiest dude in the whole world You know, there's a man Bigfoot out there that's the luckiest dude in the whole world. Except he's being cheated on.

Yeah, no, that's the thing. He's being cheated on. Yeah, but I guess sometimes you gotta share. Is there monogamy in the Bigfoot world? SideStoriesLPOTL at gmail.com Not according to some of the literature I've seen.