Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Fish Bandit

Episode Date: January 31, 2024

Henry & Marcus bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news starting off with a slew of updates and then - The Kyoto Animation Massacre Arsonist executed in Japan, "Fish Bandit" arrested for taping fish to ATM machines in Utah, mysterious "Sesame Street" Orbs, Big Bird skirts the Challenger disaster, Night Thrasher Rises, Listener Emails, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Side stories? Yeah, the one with your glares. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yeah. Girl from meep and meep and she's outta there. Girl from meep and me when she's out of there girl from me

In the series of odd complaints I received from Marcus Parks and our 13 year Association, I'm not saying they're always there are always different. I remember like reasonable You've had some issues. Obviously, you know, you got your work at through mental health is not your fault. But it's your responsibility. That's right. And you say that responsibility seriously. But I remember at the time that you talked about how you had unplugged the toilet when you were in a hotel room because the toilet was too loud. Yeah. Because it was electronic and there was just it just its existence was too loud.

It made beeps and it made noises and it kept me up because hotel rooms are as quiet as a crypt sometimes. Sometimes, but that's to me That's comforting right the sound but you know I use a white noise machine a lot of times. I just listen to old stern That's me I just put on something about the Holocaust on my you know lull some straight Soon as he serves doc go and the trains never stop. He's like, he's just like so relaxed. No, what it's about is it's about stopping the thoughts in my head about what's going on with me. It's like, well, look how bad these are. And fill it with thoughts of the Holocaust.

Because again, sleepy thoughts. Because he always thinks about his favorite thing is to imagine. Because they jump over the fence. He's imagining in his head them jumping over the fence into Auschwitz. Usually it's the narrators are very, they're very somber, so they're very calming. I imagine they should be. Uh, yeah, because again, if it was a laugh a minute, if a Holocaust fucking, I don't know how we got here, if a Holocaust documentary was done in Comic Sans as a voice, that would be fucking difficult, right?

If it was done in that TikTok voice, they'd be like, hey, jack out these crimes. They put the gold teeth in a pile, you know, I, uh, where was it going? The odd complaints. My complaints. Marcus comes into our brand new studio. He says the toilet is too shallow for him to shit and piss in at the same time. It's not, you know, it's not too shallow. Look at my face, people that are watching this. Look at my face. The man said a standard toilet bowl. It's not standard at all.

It's utterly standard. That toilet bowl upstairs is far below regulation. There is no way. There has never been. There's no permit office. It's a toilet link. It's a child I have never in my life. There's no such thing.

I want to know. I'm looking this up. I don't even't even I'm afraid to write in toilet for child Into this I guess I can I haven't enjoyed the show. I have never welcome to side stories ladies and gentlemen I'm Marcus Park. This is Henry Zabrowski. I've never in my life encountered a toilet so small you are watching me Google toilet child size All right, it says here child height toilets toilet. What what size is a child's toilet? This is not real. No, I'm looking at compact toilets corner toys There's plenty of compact toilets out there and what I'm saying is that it's not long enough And I'm not saying it's not long enough for me to defecate normally

I'm just saying that I have to concentrate and put my body in such a position where I don't either Pee on the seat or shit on the seat Am I honestly I do feel like I raise the back of it. This is the Biden house All right, this is Joe by me. Let me be clear. There's no way. I go. What is this some kind? I'm sitting on it Oh, it's the size of a yoga yoga brick. Oh, I get pissed in this I get shit in this my shit range is three feet Honestly, I don't know what Joe Biden shit range. Yeah, but I do think it's probably Liquid is all and also the flush is is quite weak on the upstairs. So I'm gonna be downstairs I think we should designate that is that that's where the business that's where business is done in the downstairs

I'm just I'm not gonna tell everybody because guess what I shat that up top, right? Yeah I'm just I'm not gonna tell everybody because guess what I shat that up top right yeah No, problems chat pissed bathed Whole thing in the toilet because once that water comes back. It's clean. That's true. That's what I learned We got a couple updates up top number one biggest mystery that was on our Chapped lips last week was talking about the three chiefs fan again going with with the chiefs fan. I guess now they're keep talking to because they won the stupid game, right? Cause now they're going to the Super Bowl again, right? And then the Lions game also was a heartbreaking game. I watched that.

It's going to be the most boring fucking Super Bowl. Go Lions coming back next year. Yeah. I just, you know, it's whatever, but, uh, we now we have a couple of corrections up top. So the three men that died outside of a Kansas City home So they were now for all intents and purposes because the toxicology reports have not come back They were they froze to death as far as we know and we know that the police the Kansas City police are Investigating this as just a death investigation And you know, we've been bandying back and forth. Is it mysterious or not? And we actually got the date of the game that we were thinking

of incorrect. Yeah, we assumed that it was the previous weekend's game in which, you know, the temperature was like 20 below with the wind chill. But no, it was actually the game on January 7th. Chief vs. Chargers. Another absolutely boring game. And I'm pretty certain maybe they died of boredom. Because I hate the Chargers. Yeah, I hate the Chargers. Everyone hates it. If there's no Junior, say out, there's no reason to like the Chargers.

I loved him in... Was he in Moana? All right, now the evening temp that night, according to Chiefs vs. That night on January 7th, that was like the middle of 30s. So then we again, we don't know how they froze that standard Kansas. Yeah. Kansas City winter temperatures. And they were locked out. If they were locked out with that their phones keys, they would have gone to a neighbor's house. Yeah, I don't know what happened. So more kind of weird suspicions would have they were shy. Unless they were shy. Death by shyness. Is that what COVID was?

Now, according to the family members Facebook post, at the same time, multiple family members are trying to reach Jordan Willis, the guy who lived in the house. Vehicles, texts, Facebook messages. We talked about this a little bit last week. But on Facebook, they could see that Jordan had viewed their messages and was not responding.

Again, I don't know what all that means. It's suspicious. It's suspicious, but the police have not filed any charges on this man. They are refusing to. They actually have doubled and tripled down, saying that there are no criminal charges yet associated with this case. And now, apparently, there was a fifth guy that was also there. I mean, he left around midnight.

And his story now is that when he laughed the four of them When he left them, they were all hanging out watching old episodes of jeopardy Which I've done. Yes. Oh, I I've gotten real drunk cuz you know, what's nice about it You know all the answers feel like a fucking genius, you know, you just zip through you can press all your friends one guy can act like it was today's episode but he knows it was two days ago and then he's just like ping-pong-pong and they're like oh, yeah Jordan You gotta get on a show. I don't know how you're not on a show already and he's just like I don't wanna Blow Ken Jennings out of the water is the only thing he's got going You groundhog day you groundhog day. Yeah, but yeah, they did not that guy

We have no idea where that fucking guy is he apparently he laughed and he just moved away So we don't know if it was because of this or he was already moving away a lot of Pieces missing the guy who owned the house moved away the guy who was living at the house moved away Not the fifth guy who was there that guy just left well Yeah, Jordan complied and let it he moved out of the house. Yeah, the fifth guy was just there was he a roommate I think he was just a friend. Yeah, they were just still there's a lot of stuff hasn't coming out We are waiting for this toxicology report. That's how we'll know what actually happened That's gonna be the big thing the toxicology report is gonna tell us a lot

But this isn't conclusive and then there's absolutely we have no idea what it is. Yeah, then it's just a true And then it's just a true mystery, but I think one of the real of the very well could be that this guy did not answer the messages. Just some people just have a very avoidant personality. I know that I am, you know, I get anxious. Let's say I just killed my three friends and I in a slow way. Or not even you killed your three friends, but just three of your friends accidentally froze to death in your backyard. Which is how does that happen? I don't know how that happens when it's not quite freezing, but you know, we'll figure that out. But you know, I, I tend to lock up when it comes to messaging because we spend

most of our weeks, like I just, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I talk all day long. I'm sick of talking. I'm sick of people talking to me. I don't want anybody talking to anybody. So I can understand how he gets to a point where I don't want to fucking answer any messages, but you also like, he's not a professional entertainer. No, and he doesn't have to put out eight to nine hours of content a week. And so he could answer

those messages. I feel like he might have been or hung over his balls and he picks it up. But if you got a bunch of guys being like, where are your friends? Your three friends that you hung out with all night, last night with, and you're the last person to see them alive. Like, what do I know about police investigations? You're number one. They're coming right for you. They're gonna look right at you

because you're the last person to saw them alive in something like 85% tiles. Some ridiculous number. I'm making it up, but it's something like that where the last person who saw them alive is more often than not connected to their end of their life. Yeah, I mean, it could be one thing. He could have just texted back, I don't know. I don't know. That's all you needed to do.

Yeah, I just, I don't know, but he could also just have looked at his phone and thought, I don't want to fucking deal with this. Because we know nothing about these people's personal lives. No idea. This could be some sort of like where there's always drama going on with these people. Oh, especially small town. But Kansas City's not a small town, but everybody, if you've got a friend group, you don't know what's going on. You don't like know who's a pain in the ass or like maybe you had to beg them to leave. Maybe literally like get the fuck out of my house. We're sitting here watching Jeopardy! It's midnight. Get out! Out of my house. We're sitting here watching Jeopardy. It's midnight. Get out I put this on to make you leave and now they're then they're like, oh, we're gonna rip a couple of more butts in the back

And then you go like you go the fuck outside. I'm going to sleep. Who knows? Yeah, we're a bit he's not saying anything publicly yet He as far as the the guy that owned the house or was now was the main tenant of the house who's now gone Jordan Willis He's straight up just being like he is complied fully. Yeah, but he's like that's all I know I was in dreamland. So we'll find out Maybe never but hopefully soon. There is a couple of other great stories this week We got herb bowmeister They found a couple of new bodies on his property that is a story that we're gonna get to at some point

new bodies on his property. That is a story that we're going to get to at some point. That's a heavy hitter that we haven't covered or Bowmeister might have sort of been the I-70 killer. We don't know. Murderer of many young and adult men. He was also, he then disappeared when the investigation started hardcore on his big piece of land that became his own personal mortuary where apparently he didn't even bury him He just left dudes to turn into mulch And so he went to Canada and then shot himself in the head and then he wrote like a three-page suicide note where it was him talking About you know every regret he ever did except for being a serial killer And he didn't want to kill himself in front of a bunch of kids

And then he did write that his last meal was a peanut butter sandwich Wow, so I'm really glad that he made sure that everyone knew that his last meal was a peanut butter sandwich No other secrets were revealed. No, and it is just it's largely because you know, they found at least 11 But we they believe that he was he's connected to 25. Yeah, but they found 11. Wow He's a monster. They found a new body there. There is another update on the this is a story That I found really interesting We didn't cover it from here because it's a Japanese story and they were like there. There's some of these Events and so it was hard to read the articles I got because they were all from Japan and the translate was kind of wonky

But the guy that set fire to the Kyoto Animation Studios in Japan was sentenced. And I believe it's the harshest sentence that they have given something like in like years because they don't execute people that often anymore. Well, as per an article I read in the BBC is that Japan saves executions. They save death sentences. For when it's a nice. When they're like, ah, it. For when it's a knife. When they're like, ah, it is one, it's a knife. They save it for multiple murderers.

They save it for spree killers, serial killers, mass murderers, that's who gets the death penalty in Japan. And in Japan, as opposed to here in America, where you have a whole smorgasbord, you have all kinds of different ways that you can choose to be executed by the state. That's called capitalism. You know what I mean? We got all I get. Freedom of choice. Of choice, buddy. Welcome.

Freedom, but in Japan where they're not free, they can only be hung. They string them up. They can, or hang. It's fun though. It's gotta be fun. To be hanged? Well, just like to go, get you're gonna go watch one That's the old-school one. Oh, yeah, I think get illegal injections boring Don't want to watch it get an electric chair can be actually kind of fascinating if you go watch one of those

But then also but most of the time it's boring. They never smolder now. They got the new nitrogen Yeah, if killing you have been reading about the night Did you read about the the first one done in Alabama? What happened? No, it did not sound pleasant. What is he? What does it do? What is nitrogen poisoning duty? If I remember correctly? I think it just nitrogen gas execution. Yeah, well, I know I don't exactly remember how it kills you But I do know expected according to the ABC news. He convulsed quite a bit. Yeah, sure. He looked like a very painful death. They say it might be because he was trying to hold his breath,

but supposedly you just go to sleep. He shook and writhed on the gurney, pulling against the restraints for at least two minutes before he began heavily, before breathing heavily and ultimately passed away. It's nitrogen hypoxia. Yeah, that's what it is. So I guess they just pump it into a room

and then you just slowly, you drown in it. Doesn't sound pleasant. You shoot him in the head. At this point, what are we doing here? Why are we doing it to this extent? I don't believe in the death penalty at all. Neither do I, but if you're gonna be doing it, I mean, I think the Soviets had it right,

the bullet behind the ear. What they did to Andre Ciccattillo. If you're gonna be doing it, I mean, I think the Soviets had it right. The bullet behind the ear. That's what they did to Andre Ciccantillo. If you're gonna do it, get it done. Just get it done. Get it done. Get it done. I know that they want it to be impersonal, and they don't want one person to feel the burden of that.

No, and I think if in America, if they truly do want the death penalty, I think the person who has to pull the trigger, the judge. The judge who passes the sentence. And how fun is that judge? How, like, how fun is that guy? Well, sometimes I get, it is up to the jury to pass the sentence. You know, the jury does choose, like, the death penalty or life or whatever.

If that is true, here's what we do. Okay, so you get that jury. Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure, okay. And you put a bunch and you make them reach into a hat and they get little pieces of paper. Chance. Yeah, chance. And so one of those...

You wanna make this like the ice storm if you're seen are reaching? So one of those 12 people is gonna have to be the person who pulls the trigger on this person. I think it's gonna make them think twice. How about this? Or you get one guy that had such a good lawyer, somebody from who's already murdered, who had such a good lawyer,

right? And then is now doing, and they, you know, maybe they got off from getting the death penalty, but then they're doing really, really well in jail, like they're, you know, top of their class, and they're doing good in their work in jail, and they're, you know, maybe, maybe maybe maybe they're they're they're teaching other people how to read or they're doing something like that and you let that guy one last chance to kill somebody and give him a shot you know what I mean because then legally sanctioned now you can get it out right so you don't go fight your bunk guy that's nice that's nice so you're saying you it should be a reward for good behavior yes you get to perform you get to shoot someone in the head legally

And you could do whatever you want you can go like Motherfucker Say something you could like you could do your catchphrase. Yeah, you could do one catchphrase Maybe you could do the speech the and then you will know Is the Lord like you could do the Pulp Fiction thing anything you want that'd be fun as fuck That'd be nice But now I do but I do believe that if we have the death penalty here if people want him if they want to meet out the fucking judgment They need to carry it out themselves. I you know I

intend to agree because it is because again, I feel like we shouldn't be doing it No, no the government killing anybody. No, but if we're gonna do it, let's make it fun Kyoto animation arson though, was the worst massacre on Japanese soil since World War II. Thirty-six people died. The story is really fucked up, too. This actually might be... Well, we've talked a little bit about doing fires.

But you have always said that, like, maybe fires are boring or it's just tragedy. It's just people just bursting into flames. It's just tragedy. Because you want to said that like baby fires are boring or it's just tragedy. It's just people just bursting in the flame It's just tragedy because I wanted to do that circus fire I do and that's just and that's just a bunch of kids and clowns dying and I like clowns. We have a clown so sue me I think that's funny So sue me clowns laughing to death. We have a clown on payroll now think about a clown. Well, yes Think about tears think about tears though. I, yes, think about tier think about tears. Oh Dying in a fire of tears. Oh, I want tears. Oh to understand your limits to its behavior

All right, because these clowns coming in because imagine that cuz like, you know, it's Titanic They're doing violin as they're going down. You know, these clowns are on fire and so like Over and kicking over their hats up and they're like, ah, that's a real clown. I think it would be interesting. Alright, we just did the episode. That's the most comedy you can get out of that. I think that it could be, I think a lot of people think that fires are interesting and kind of sexual and fun, but this guy, but this is not, this is actually very tragic.

Yeah, this is very tragic. Shinji Oba, he was, he's 41 years old at the time of the attack. He basically went into, he was convinced that Kyoto Animation had stolen his ideas. They absolutely did not. There was a couple of things that were vaguely similar to a script he had sent in, but they said that he didn't even get past the first round.

They had sent something a long time ago. He didn't even get past any sort sort of like adjudication period or there was no editor looking at it. No one saw enough for him to be copied. And then he walked in a bunch gasoline lobby of the building just dosed dosed it on himself and a bunch of people said everybody on fire. He somehow lived. Yeah. And is now gonna die. Yeah. The hands of the Japanese government suffered burns to over 90% of his body. He was only arrested after he recovered from all the operations and while he was throwing gas everywhere, he just kept shouting, drop dead, over and over and over again.

And he said during his guilty plea- Hey, it's better than eating at Arby's, because that's what Arby's was at was asking for. And we were like, hey, somebody are playing with something. He later said during a guilty plea in September 2023 that he didn't think so many people would die. He said, I felt I had no other option but to do what I did. No, you know what you do? Make it and run, put it into the internet. You just animate the cartoon. Yeah. Steadicillin' everybody. You just make a cartoon. And then it really just shows like,

why'd you get into this for it? Why'd you get into the cartoon business if you were just gonna burn a bunch of people alive? For some reason, I get a feeling that he was more of a manga guy than an anime guy, because this studio did produce both manga and anime. And I feel like the manga guys are a little bit crazier than the anime guys.

I don't know. Well, because the manga guys, have you ever heard of like the insane deadlines that manga dudes are under at all times? Oh, I can't even imagine to work what they have to put out the amount of output that they have to do. Sometimes it's something like 40 pages in a day. Like where they just it's just over and over and I mean it's like they talk about the guys that talk about it say that it is the closest to hell you can get when it comes to a work environment. It's absolutely... For Sadler Moon?

Just comic books. What are we doing here? For tentacle rape? Yeah, it's absolutely up, but for fucking like... That's badger, singy, fast, fast, no, more tentacles. I want to see more cream coming from our fighting vagina. No, please, cuter, look at this. Come here, look, oh good.

Oh yeah, the beak on this octopus. Is it kissable enough, look at this. Come here, look, oh good. Oh yeah, the beak on this octopus. Is it kissable enough? Redraw this. But yeah, some of these guys, like drawing manga, like drawing and writing manga is one of the most demanding jobs, if not the most demanding job in media. It's absolutely awful and these guys lose, they lose their minds doing it.

I mean, that's the thing, I think about that. Guess what? When they sleep in, got to be hustling Yeah, we need to get more of that here stop the hustling. I don't want the hustling. I hate the husband sleeping. I'm Hustling we we hustle cuz we had to it's not supposed to be a lifestyle. It's not supposed to be rising grad It's not supposed to be something you're proud of it's supposed to be something that you have to do for a period of time It's supposed to end. No, no, no, it only ends with the embrace of death. It's the cold embrace of death.

Honestly, it's nice because it stops all work. But not when the, but I would be so sad because the work's such a joy. Yeah, I really do. I love what I do. I love, I absolutely love what we do. I absolutely do. But, you know, but you gotta live. I don't, you gotta live.

And you can't, you know, we just have live. I don't you gotta live and you can't you know We just have to make sure that no one comes back here to set this place on fire. Yes I mean, I think that's our big that's goal as bosses and as workers here number one goal don't Also loves their work. This is a quick little story that I want to talk about. This is in the category of how in the living fuckers is a crime. Yeah. The fish band. Yeah, I love the fish band.

No, this is this is art. And I don't really understand why he's in trouble. A team. They say, you know, people are riding off the zoomers. They shouldn't. His Instagram username was fish bandit 84 has been arrested in Provo, Utah for taping fish to ATMs and other objects now. This is good fun This is great. This is good fun

And I don't really know why he was arrested the 17 year old executed these bizarre pranks more than a dozen times That's through August and December of last year. This from the USA today Again, then he went, he did it, and I guess he was in Salt Lake City, all over Salt Lake City, which makes a lot of fun. But that's a great thing is that he lived in Provo and he would drive to Salt Lake City. To tape fish on shit.

And then, well, this is why they got Matt. Cause he taped the fish to a cop car. Yeah. And they got really, really mad about it. But it's like, man, that's fun. You gotta put him in, you know what I would do if I was him, I would go and pick him up and him in, you know what I would do if I was him? I would go and pick him up and be like,

you know what you need to do? Intern at the Fish and Wildlife Center. We put you over here, you can meet some rangers, you can meet some fish, you can take fish to a fucking tree, you're feeding a bear. I love him, let me get his bio states, live, laugh, tape fish on ATMs. It's fun as hell, it's just a fish

and you could just pull it off. It's not even, I'm looking at this, it's not even obstructing the screen. You can do all of your business around this fish. I know, I guess technically there are some people that might be mad at the treatment of the fish, but fish are fish. I mean, fish are there to be eaten anyway.

I mean, the fish is already dead. It's fish. Yeah, it's a fish. I know that some people have emotional connections to their fish, but it's not your fish. Then you come to your house and take your fish. These are from the ocean. Yeah.

Or the grocery store. Yeah. Yeah. It's just or from the Salt Lake. I don't know. They've been taken. There was a one in Frankfurt, Germany, the Guatemala City, Guatemala and Phoenix. And then he put it on then obviously, which I was really very happy about.

He went all the way to Bass Pro Shop in Memphis, Tennessee. And he taped one of the wall in the bathroom. And that is, again, this is art. I don't, how is this a crime? Why is he, I guess it's vandalizing public property? It's two charges of property damage stemming from the cost of the cleanup. What's a fucking napkin? It's a napkin. Eer, eer, eer, eer. And that's it.

It's fish residue. They need to embrace him. I think that there, this is one of those things where if they police or people understood that like That's who you want running your social media, man. This is great. I mean, that's the fish man. This is one of this is data I love this. It's absurdist. It's fucking wonderful We're gonna find out that this means like some kind of white supremacy dog Like as this is going inside stores LP otl a gmail.com house taping a fish or an ATM white supremacy dog whistles I just need to know whether or not we have just Broadcast his nefarious message. Yeah across the world because as far as I'm concerned when I'm looking at this That's this fish. Yeah, that's making me happy. It's but he also would sometimes put cigarettes in the fishes mouth

That's fun. It's absolute. Fuck. That's awesome. That's great. You're already doing it. You're already doing it. Act the fucking, if you go to a TGI Fridays, they used to, now no one's allowed to have cigarette imagery. Yeah. But that used to be the fun part about going there. You could see a moose with a cigarette.

You could see a squirrel with a cigarette. But even the, like when I look at it, I mean, I might just be bringing what I want to bring to this, but I even think that the placement of the fish on the ATM. Well, I think the placement is artistic. It looks good. I think it's fun. It's aesthetically pleasing the way that he tapes the fish to the ATM, although it might also be that no matter how you tape a fish to an ATM, I'm gonna like it. I'm gonna enjoy it.

This is what I'm saying. I don't think, I think it's just about the act itself. Yeah, I think it is. I kind of want to do it myself. Can we get arrested? I guess we can. act itself. Yeah, I think it is I kind of want to do it myself And we get arrested I guess we can we can yeah, we could get arrested. Yeah, what if I say this is about This fish is named Greta turn then This oh now what you'll what will you do? This is about the environment. Okay, right? Sure I mean, I definitely appreciate this a lot more than the people who throw paint on paintings in order to, you know, protest global warming. This gets so much more positive press. If he came out and said this is about global warming, I'd be like, cool. Yeah, cool. Whatever. They'd paint tape because then it turns into a worldwide phenomenon of like just a bunch of kids. Tape and fish things. Tape and fish the things.

It's wonderful. I'll just leave my car alone. That way I will get angry. You know what? You could tape a fish to my car It's gonna be fine. You know what it is. It's the it's the type of tape Yeah, if you just left the fish on my car, I wouldn't be mad. Mm-hmm. I might I'd leave it there until I drove off Yeah, that would be fun to do yeah, but yeah, it's the tape that's bad, but not only is fucking ATMs Fuck yeah, fuck's the tape that's bad, but not on these fucking ATMs. Fuck. Yeah, fuck That is a book so I was in the how this is a crime division We're gonna someone's probably gonna tell me how it's a crime. I mean, it's probably I mean I'm sure that probably the tape does something to the touch screens and Yes, just residue I'm sure they can figure it out and I think Bank of America can fucking afford to replace a

Little touchscreen. It's not even replacing the touchscreen. I don't think it's you just wipe it off. It's normal. The drunk people just shit and piss all over fucking ATMs. Yeah. All right. So they're covered in an absolute film of filth. Yeah. So there's no way a little fish grease is coming up. The banking works.

No. OK. Because this is about banking. I also appreciate how many different types of fish used I know it does feel like in a way It's whatever fishing get a hold of the perch carp catfish. I'm seeing all kinds of different kind of trout. Well It's a lot of mysteries today. We have one more mystery live laugh tape fish on ATMs. Yeah I want you to I want this to I want this to go across this great nation of ours We have to figure out though a way to properly message what it's about even with pamphlets

But now this next video I sent it to you Rob This fucking weird. Mm-hmm. This is a good one. I really like this one Yeah, this is a take-talk video from a user named Jehovah underscore underscore 101. He caught something on a camera. And we're gonna, we'll, obviously we'll toss it up when we do the video version. Upside stories, you'll see it more, but it's like just the sound itself is fucking weird. It's all get out. Yeah, this is it.

Like it's really, like that's why we're playing is because the sound of it is fucking weird. Yeah, but imagine like, you know, we're going to play the sound of it is fucking yeah but imagine like you know we're gonna play the sound of it but imagine two orbs flying in front of a camera that don't seem to have any sort of reflections fucking big floppy movies I wish that was light or I wish that's what this whole thing was about dog and then we just showed you a video and we're like, it's fucking, it's boobs. But there's light orbs, they're flying very erratically. Yeah, they're weird. It does look sort of like, sort of like ball lightning.

But it's everything that's kind of cutting in on it. It's just like, it's a good, this is a good orb video. This is a Ring Doorbell picked up this. This is weird. This is crazy is crazy can't believe it unless you hear it yourself check out this is real this is the actual audio from now you see song from sesamu streets it looks just like poltergeist yeah it does and the

orbs are like sort of they're floating. This is not edited This is not this is what you're hearing and what you've seen is actually what was recorded We float up and down it looks just like the effects from fucking poltergust It's kind of crazy now. I say look it looks like you remember when they're leaving when they release The spirits and then they're all flying out because it's like they're crystalline They are just jumping and jiving all over They're just very creepy Yeah, and it seems like kind of like they come apart and come back to it like it sometimes it appears like there's two

Then there's three then there's four they come apart They join each other again kind of amazing of all sudden this just materialized And it's a plaiting and just jerking off in front of the house. Okay. I understand what I'm seeing But what I'm hearing see this guy bugging me out. He's also creepy. Yeah Yeah, and they get these ring videos how do they get them? Yeah, you just you have a ring video You just have the thing once it has motion once it How do you get ring videos from other people? Can just, you have a ring video. You just have the thing. Once it has motion, once it- How do you get ring videos from other people? Can you do that?

I think it's his ring video. I think it's his ring. It's his ring. It's creepy as fuck. Yeah. And then they just blink out. They literally just disappear. But if you-

They float around, and they float around, and then they're just gone. And if you didn't recognize what they were saying, they were singing a snippet of the Sesame Street song. Yeah, and you tell me how to get. And that's it. Yeah, it's gonna be in my head the rest of the fucking time as my anxiety loop. And it's only that. Can you tell me how to get.

And it's just that over and over and over again. It's very, very, very unsettling. Do you have that with anxiety? We get a chunk of a song or a chunk of a thing and just plays over and over and over again in your mind. It doesn't give me anxiety, but yeah, I get that. Can you tell me how to get? No, if I'm during the Hatfield McCoy series, like just the only thing that was in my house. It ain't been caught in the dupes.

Like that? It ain't been caught in the dupes. It ain't been caught cotton-eye dope. It ain't been a cotton-eye dope. I've been married long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? It ain't been a cotton-eye dope. But you didn't get that, but it was the first, the first line. Yeah. It was just that. It ain't been a cotton-eye dope. Yeah, because I'd drive Carolina crazy because I'd be around,

and walking around the house and I'd just go, It ain't been, and And I know this war. I know this white war because there's like, sometimes it's like one little thing gets in my head. You've been like, I was doing, I got the other day, it was, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- And then also she made me stop. She made me stop doing it because I started on the Zoloft and I was doing search for lean. So it's search for lean. It's a glycerin.

Glycerin. She said it for me to stop. Okay, yeah. And she clearly also asked me to stop. It had been, got it, hit it, got it.

Oh God. That's gonna fuck me up for the rest of the day. Oh yeah, but the secret is to go and watch the video Yeah, if you go and watch the video then that completes the loop you enjoy the video because the video is great The video is a lot of fun You get to enjoy that and then you get a reprieve for about a day and a half and then I don't know where We're all gonna go completely fucking not As fucking spreading curses through talking about Robert the doll now

I'm spreading the fucking red necks with an X curse. Oh, yeah, you know, it is gonna ruin your fucking night Because yeah, so go watch this video on your own. This is one of those. It's a very very Very quick. Yeah, look at it's called a Sesame Street orbs. Yes And there again, just be careful what you Google That we queep. Yeah, look, it's called Sesame Street Orbs. Yes. And there- Watch it again, just be careful what you Google. Yeah. And there are some people say, like, in the comments, NASA put the Sesame Street theme

song into space a long time ago. Yeah, sure. And now it's coming back. I don't think- I didn't find any evidence of that. I don't think they did. The closest that they ever came, that NASA ever came to sending something from Sesame Street out into space is when they almost put Big Bird on the Challenger. Oh my God, that would have been in guao.

Did you know about this? No. They out, there was a full plan. There was a full plan. How would Big Bird fit? That was the problem. That's why they didn't put them on. There was a plan to put the person in the Big, in the Big Bird costume on the Challenger

and send it up in the Big Bird costume. What?enger and send it up in the Big Bird costume. What? But to get kids interested in space travel. Like Big Bird's going to space. Has Big Bird go to their school? The Big Bird does go to school. So he already does that. But then Big Bird can, he can reach all the children.

And so. Imagine Big Bird burning alive in the atmosphere. Yeah. They're all in the space, you're looking at Big Bird and you, the guy, and you hear the deep voice of're all in the space, you're looking at Big Bird and you hear the deep voice of the man inside of you going like, I don't think things are going well on this flight. You hear him just being like, I think we're shaking weird. And then, BLAAAGH!

Everything's gone. That's fucking not good. Yeah, there wasn't enough room for the puppet and that's why that Big Bird got replaced by, what was her name? Sally Ride? No, it wasn't Sally ride? What was her name again? She was replaced she replaced she replaced Big Bird I'd be mad if I was a scientist that had to go in and Chris, uh, McAuliffe So I would be pretty pissed. Yeah, Chris, McAuliffe Big Bird got bumped and then the scientist gets to go the teacher. I've been like, oh good

Oh now the scientist gets to go on the space shuttle It was supposed to be Big Bird God kind of like what would happen what would have happened? Big Bird died on the Challenger and Seth MacFarlane died in 9-11 They could be very different you think the world would be very different I mean if I feel like we get a lot more snuff all but guess just content Yeah, I think they'd be leaning off of the Big Bird. I mean, can you imagine that? That they would have, I mean, that's, how do you explain that on Sesame Street?

I think Robot Chicken would have won an Oscar. Something nothing would have stood at Robot Chicken's way if there was no Seth MacFarlane. So you're, you're off, you don't want to talk about Big Bird anymore. You want to talk about Seth MacFarlane dying in 9-11. I'm just saying that they're both. It's very interesting. Do we know Orville? God, and I don't know. Just even thinking of a life without Orville. I don't know what I do. Orville's my compass.

I wake up every day. I'm going to get an Orville tattoo with my asshole as the oh And it's gonna be all I was gonna around the cheek Urvel yeah, yeah, every time I go to the fucking asshole store to get my stretchers They'd see but a big bird died in the Challenger. Yeah, I feel like PBS might have felt They might have cut they might have shut down PBS. They might have shut it. Yeah, that's it's too dangerous Yeah, be like what are we doing here all these big birds dying who we kill it next?

What happens next no next thing I find out Elmo died in the Oklahoma City bombing Because imagine that what if Oklahoma what if he was there another beloved mr. Rogers was an assassin in World War two well you know about that urban that was all that is the urban yeah that was false completely and totally false yeah I can't even imagine like how much how much collective trauma would have occurred had kids watched Big Bird die. I don't know, because especially like if they got a lie because I don't know if they had a live feed in the thing, swatching that fucking costume go up because it was just making it burn so much faster because it was just out of pure petroleum. Because that's what they would have

seen the kids would have seen Big Bird walk on way, way, way, way, way, way going on and then all of a sudden, and then when they find the wreckage and stuff, and then you just see what's left of Big Bird floating on the fucking water, and then it's all like, where, what dreams can you have after that? Like, where do you go from there? I really do think that like America would be like slightly different.

Slightly. Slightly, like there would just, things would be, it would be a weird, like that could be Some sort of weird butterfly effect that we couldn't even imagine you mentioned if Homer Simpson died in Hurricane Katrina Like what that would mean Immediately fucking taken in when the levees fell Mm-hmm, or are you die already fucking like it was one of the people that was killed in that hospital? Yeah.

Were they murdered all the old people? Yeah. Maybe, maybe more of them should die in that way. Maybe it'll help us take things more seriously. If we had to put it this way. Maybe we took our beloved icons that make us feel good and we put them in a bad situation. Kill them. Like I feel like maybe we put them in a bad situation. Kill them. Like I feel like maybe we'd get better gun control or something if like, let's say, you know,

if Grimace was at Parkland, right? If Grimace got shot in the head at Parkland, maybe somebody would want to do something. Maybe someone would pay attention. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Cause that's what people really care about.

Yeah. Cause they don't care about the kids and they don't care about the other adults. They don't care about the scientists and the challenger Nobody cares about the pilots in the 9-11. You know one cares about them But if Ronald McDonald burned alive in Waco, what's gonna happen? You know like you'd have to think about shit, so maybe we'll think about yeah, maybe the government Yeah, the government would be next time you do it. Next time a government next time you do a,

um, a smoke screen event, throwing count, chocolate. Get somebody or somebody who gives something that they could really get some residency going. I mean, so they can really, people could really get behind and relate to. Yeah. Yeah. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think we're at we have letters. Alex do some listen on letters. Now listen on letters. You listening right. Got some great listener letters this week. We did. We're going to start with the Brooklyn hero cryptid. I love this because this is a this occurred around the area where we used to live in Bed-Stuy off of the J after off of the J holes he stopped so we both used to live in this neighborhood So I know this neighborhood very well. I love this fucking story

I'm not sure if this really fits the cryptid thing But about a year and a half ago I was leaving a party in bed-stuy and something pretty surreal happened It was about 3 a.m. Ish and I'm walking to the J. Holsey stop and a guy starts following me. He keeps gaining and eventually he's right on top of me, maybe 10 feet behind and just keeping that distance, not trying to pass. I've done this to people several times. I'm a fast walker. I've scared women and

I didn't mean to. Yeah, but you pass them by. We all know the guy, we all know the feeling of the guy that is Keeping pace because the problem is that if you walk the same speed as somebody it sucks I don't want to be shoulder-to-shoulder with you No, then I have to walk twice as fast to walk faster than you what's like you slow down if you're gonna be fucking slow You don't want to be next to me either you slow down. Why do I have to speed up? I always sped up I like passing people I do too too. Makes me feel like I won. I won that interaction. Yeah, that's one of the small wins you can get.

Yeah, faster than you! Back to the story. I may be 5 feet 6 and this dude is over 6 feet easy. I'm panicking as a lot of New Yorkers know the city has gotten a little crazy over the last few years so the situation is starting to seem real. I feel this guy's hand brushing my back, and then a hand grabbing my hair and pulling me back. This guy is literally now pulling me to the ground and I'm shouting. But like barking at him in fear, just involuntarily barking. Don't even know, just fucking reacting. Next thing I know, the pressure of his body is entirely gone. I look up in this huge fucking hulk of a dude, he's dragged this guy off me, picked the guy up and slammed him on the street.

He picks him up and slams him again and again and then kicks him in the ribs. It's surreal but not like certifiable until the big guy looks at me. He's dressed in some kind of streamlined tactical gear. This is fucking talking to my buddy. This is what I mean. This is the fucking shit I've been talking about. We need superheroes. He's wearing a backwards baseball cap with small horns mounted onto it. Yes.

Like a fucking urban daredevil. Yes. I stand up. He says, you good? I say, yeah. He just kind of looks down at the guy, kind of ignores me. Out of nowhere, a longboard zooms up to him. Yeah! Violent by no one. I didn't realize until now that he's holding a remote control.

And it's an electric long, longboard. There's got to be more instances of this guy. If there is, side stories, LPOTL, thegmail.com. That is fascinating. Let us know if you've seen the fucking longboard hero, the fucking longboard vigilante Or devil man. There was a big you know, there was a skater superhero back in the day Like from comic books. Yeah from comic books. I think he was uh, it was like jazz night thrasher. Yeah sure Yeah, his name is night thrash. He was also isn't that the brand? Night thrasher right yeah, I think thrash. Yeah thrasher. Right? Yeah, I think Thrasher. Yeah, Thrasher. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he was a Marvel Comics guy. First appeared in Thor. Wow! But yeah, he was the skateboarding superhero. So this dude is like, might be taking, he might actually be taking inspiration from Night Thrasher. So we got a fucking real life Night Thrasher out there. Back to the story.

He doesn't say much else, just stares at the guy on the ground and tells him not to try to get up He tells me to have a good night, and I finally take it for what it is. He's telling me to go away Yeah, I walk away, and he just stands there looking around and sometimes looking at me to see how far I got I have no idea what happened to the guy that attacked me, but I can't shake the feeling that it was something I have no idea what happened to the guy that attacked me, but I can't shake the feeling that it was something really bad. Yeah, that guy got the fucking shit stomped out. This guy had a cold thing about him.

Anyway, I don't know if it fits your cryptid criteria, but there it is, the most interesting thing that will probably ever happen to me. That's cool as fuck. I wonder if that's real. I hope that that's real. I hope there's more instances too. Yeah, let us know.

I mean, we might be breaking something here. I mean, if there is a fucking night thrasher out there that has an electric, cause those electric longboards are cool. Yeah, they are. I mean, there's like, he had to set that up. And we need a hero, man. Yeah, New York City needs a hero dog.

New York City needs a hero. I will attest that in the, you know, I moved to LA a year ago in the last couple of years in the years after COVID, like New York, the danger of New York was wildly overblown by the fucking media. But I will not argue that after COVID, New York got real fucking weird.

Yeah, it got intense. It's still weird, it was still pretty intense as of a year ago when I left. But yeah, if there's a fucking dude walking around in tactical, or not walking around in tactical or not rolling around in tactical gear, rescuing people. That's incredible. The fucking bedstie vigilante. But a lot of times it turns out they've been epsilon drugs and stuff. Like the guy from Phoenix. But this guy, I don't think he's doing that. I think this guy's out. He's out there

for the people. If anything, and or if you are the longboard devil man, side. Side stories LP otl the gmail.com. We want to hang out. We want to hang out with you. Fucking let us know night thrasher. We want to talk. Let us know. Let'll spread your message. Here comes this. This is a good one. I just wanted to share an encounter with a being that may have been a tall white.

I work in retail. I saw watches at a local department store. So we got a lot of people coming in and out. This one guy, just the thought of this guy sent shivers up my spine. This one fucking guy was absolutely 100% an alien. It was yesterday, about 330 when this guy showed up. I was helping some couple with some watches, tell all of the yada yada yada about how time works. Very funny. When this dude just appeared. I don't mean he approached the counter. He literally just appeared behind

them smiling. He was just about six foot four based off my height and roughly 200 pounds. He had a normatively attractive he was like normal strong angular features blue eyes blonde hair. I caught eye contact and felt unsettled immediately. Always be scared of the tall white. I greeted him hey, I'll be with you just in a second. And he goes, yes, that's fine. I just have some questions about watches, which on the surface isn't all that weird, but it kind of felt like a TV show where aliens speak where the tone is kind of off. He was very polite and generally pleasant, but everything about him was very unsettling.

The other couple left and I engaged the guy. Now I'm usually pretty decent at my job that I could point the customer in the right direction and help them land on the right watch for their needs. In this dude's presence, though, it was like my brain wasn't working. So there's a static field of awkwardness around him. Well, he just smiled. He wanted an aviation watch. Jesus Christ, just now putting it together. So he showed him a few different models. He didn't buy anything. But during our interaction, he kept asking questions and digging further than a regular customer would. Oh, what makes this an aviation watch? Can you explain that? How so? I know nothing about watches. That's very interesting. Thank you. I know

nothing about watching. I like this one very much. Interesting. Thank you very much. Can you explain that? I know nothing about watches. I'm not a pilot. It was a struggle. I felt like I was trying to extract something for me that was not anything close to what I was selling. I was relieved when he finally left. Apparently, he's done this to one of my co-workers too. I told her I had a wheelie wheel customer and she asked, it's all white. Wow. Wow. I mean, no, it does sound like it. It does sound like a man in black talking, but it does also sounds like it could be Okay, do you can you say the term on the spectrum? I mean he's in that term. I don't know. I don't know just the smiling

Thank you. I don't thank you nothing about what I don't nothing about watching like him saying that over and over Thank you very much. Can you explain that? Yeah? Really love that so strange who knows aliens are everywhere if you believe David Grush. Yeah. If you believe some of these people, non-human, biologics, everywhere. Is it just ceramics made in a spaceship? I don't know. I don't know, but according to this other fucking crazy woman I was listening to, on four, on

the little chunks of it from the Joe Rogan podcast I did because of the guest. It was a woman by the name of This is the woman that wrote the book talking about how purgatory is a place on earth Diana Walsh Pesuka she wrote this thing about I guess it's yeah She then talked about its theological nature, but they for a while. They thought it was just in Ireland Well, there's an there's a mythological island off the coast of Ireland, but I believe that's where King Arthur is from Then King Arthur from there. I thought he was from Avalon. Is that the island? But that was where fucking Marion Williamson was from Amalon, Ohio. No, Avalon, it was also a really tight club. The Phantom Island appears off the West Coast of Ireland once every seven years. I think that's Brigadune. Is that Brigadune? Brigadune is the one that the place only,

it's the town that appears, it's a musical, but it's about a town that only appears, I believe, every hundred years. No, high Brazil is something different. It's not Brigadune. years. No, high Brazil is something different. It's not a big deal. Well, I guess we've gone to a halt then. But Diana Walsh-Poselka believes that she believes that she was blindfolded and taken to a, what they now call, in her terms, it's not a crash retrieval. It's a donation retrieval site for a UFO.

Who is donating what? question Nothing but question no answer. Oh, no, because no explanation. No no extrapolation none No details either. No, it is this idea that you know There may be some for room that's not dimensional machine that can be both here in someplace else You go in it you go into there like let's say it's a, it's a craft where you, when you enter it, you go into their dimension. No idea. And she said, she's got guys who said that that's real and said that they also, they found pieces of material that look like frog skin, but it was metal. And you could fold it and come back out.

Frog skin. Yep. Specifically frog skin. Biologics. Makes no sense. But yeah, I got lost in the sauce on that one. I understand. Yeah, I get it.

I've never, the only time I've listened to Joe Rogan is when an Uber driver has forced me to do so. Because for some reason in Los Angeles, I love him! My god, Uber drivers in Los Angeles just fucking do nothing but listen to Joe fucking Rogan. Why listen? And I'm forced to listen to these fucking people just go on and on and on about nothing Well, I listen for my UFOs. Yeah, sometimes you know because well He was famously against UFOs for decades or wherever along he's been doing this fucking show and now he's into it

Yeah, so he at least he gets David Grosh that's cool. He had Bob Luzard That was fun, you know, he lets them just kind of run their mouth Which is nice. Yeah, you know, you know, I like crazy straight from the tap. Oh, of course crazy straight from the tabs great Yes, um, but technically Diana from the tab is great. Yes. But technically Diana Posolka is like a real deal researcher, but she might have gone kind of crazy. I feel like Jacques Valle went crazy in a good way. Yeah.

He pierced the veil. Yes, he saw something. He was also a venture capitalist. Yeah. You have to be kind of crazy anyway. But like a shaman venture capitalist. Both. Because he teaches you how to venture capitalize,

and he also teaches you that aliens are goblins So I mean would you choose one? And you choose one avenue with him and you gotta live every day knowing that if I'm learning crypto from Jacques Valet I'm fucked. All right, so I've got a love actually talking with him about how UFOs are a control system for our thoughts And it's about how it's more a call coming from inside the house to have us understand that we are just a one of the threads of an infinite number of threads within the tapestry of reality sounds nice multiple dimensions man fucking doesn't even fucking matter dog because in another dimension I got even bigger tits than I do right now and I laugh about it

everybody's hiring me yeah and a big voluptuous crazy incredible tits. Yeah. And everyone's coming and playing with them and grabbing on to them and smushing them together and people like, let me get on it. And then like, I'm getting pictures with Shaq. That guy's great. That Henry is great. Yeah. And another dimension we move into the studio where I can comfortably shit in a regular size toilet. I don't science stories. LpoTLGmail.com. Who's wrong here?

Who is fucking wrong here? I know that there are smaller toilets, but I use the toilet. And I know it's because you've got a bigger butt, but that doesn't mean you have a longer asshole. I am six inches taller than you. Does it matter our butts? How much wider are you than me on the bottom? No, it's about tape length Yeah, I know about I'm size I'm taller than you the distance of my tape my tape is gonna be longer than yours if you are taller Why is that how so do you have a world?

Do you think that you have a smaller taint the same size taint as a child were you born? I never say that your disgusting never grew. I never say that's disgusting. Your taint never grew? I never said that. Your taint, you're saying your taint has never grown throughout your entire life. I think it's pretty close to what it was. You think so? You think it's pretty much the same? I would, does holler, okay, you got con,

you were a plumber, Rob. Yes, it's not smaller, it's just, there is a longer version, but there's just one that is more circular than oval. It's a round front, it's very small. It's no It's just a different shape. It's the same circumference. It's just one is got longer How can you say that the round front is the same circumference as the elongated? Tell me Rob. You would the circle of a toilet be the same way around?

Elongated toilets measure up to 31 inches from the wall behind the toilet to the front of the bowl round toilet Bowls extend up to 28 inches. We're talking about the ball Inside of the toilet. Yeah, not the exterior and if you look at the two pictures in comparison The tank is the exact same size. That's a visual elucidation like the arrowheads No, Rob Rob There one is bigger than the other. I just still think that I'm gonna fucking one is bigger than the other I'm gonna go up there, and I'm gonna see how many apples could fit in that toilet

I'm gonna pull them out and see how many apples fit in the downstairs swing. All right. I just feel like He's got nothing to do taint length. I think it's a whole other we got to get to that I'm taller than you I'm wider than you. I'm wider than you. I'm- you know what I'm doing for next week? What? I'm measuring. Measuring the toilet or me? My taint.

And I want you to measure your taint. I'll think about it. Um, I'll think about it. Because that's personal. I don't know if I want people to know. What are they gonna get from it? It's not your socials. It's gonna fucking- they can't hack your life. No one would your taint length this. I don't- I'll want people to know. What are they gonna get from it? It's not your socials. It's gonna fucking, they can't hack your life.

No one would you're taintling this. I don't, I'll have to think about it. Think about it, you and Carolina can do it together. I don't think she's gonna want it. She don't love it. She's got nothing new. What else have you done new recently? Oh, so you think we should introduce this as a sex game?

No, I'm just saying. Measure my taint. You haven't seen it. It was the last time you were looking at it. My taint? Yeah. A while. See?

But that's the thing, I'm not gonna be looking at it. I'm gonna measure it without looking at it if I do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna put my fucking- I'm an ass family. I'm not gonna put, you're gonna ask her to do it for you. Yeah. Yeah, and then immediately ask her

and then immediately text me what she says. I will. Thank you. I fucking will. We ha ha ha ha. We're gonna see the conclusion to this saga very soon. Yeah, because I can already tell you, but my wife's answer is gonna be, I don't want to do that. It's gonna be no.

How is she gonna handle when we're dying? Ha ha ha ha. That's the thing. You're gonna have to do a lot of stuff. Here look at the average perennium. It's about 1.5 inches for women and or for people with vagines and those assigned male at birth the average per name is about two inches or more I average average average We'll see I think that we'll see we'll see I don't think it's got anything to do with height

I'm just gonna a biologist, you know human but people who Specialized in humans maybe a proctologist out there side stories LP otl at gmail.com Tell us about different perineum lengths. Are taints longer the taller you are? Yes. I can tell the answer is yes. No, they're just saying women have longer... We're gonna get this. We're gonna go, we're gonna go. Hell's sake. Okay. See that's all right. This show is made possible by listeners like you. Thanks to our ad sponsors, you can support our shows by supporting them.

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