Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Healthcare Killer

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

Henry and Eddie bring you this week’s biggest stories and true-crime news as the country reacts to the killing of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson and the arrest of suspected vigilante assassin heart-throb Luigi Mangione - and then - numerous listeners report first-hand mysterious sightings as suspicious drones continue to swarm the skies of the East coast, Nearly 200 people killed in gang-led massacre in Haiti, and much, much, MORE! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

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Side stories. Yes. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories, yes. What was Luigi Mignone doing in the McDonald's? He was ruining his cholesterol count. Oh, you better be careful with that. Luigi... Luigi why? Luigi why? Tell me Luigi, eh told your mother you were going to be a priest.

Oh Luigi you got such a big eyebrow. You make the ladies fake. See I think it was more like a. Oh Luigi you're such a good boy. Thank you so much. Like a oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, conceived and when you were born Where's your great overalls you mook yeah Welcome to side stories. You're here with Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting I'm sitting here with that Larson. How you doing it? I'm sitting here as far away from Henry without still was still being on camera. I like being next to you though It is nice. We spent a lot of time together. We really do So for those of you that don't know Is anything side stories ish winning the news has been a lot of news

Lot of news a lot of news. Did you know? fucking Megan Fox and machine gun Kelly are breaking up. Again? Yeah. Again? I just lost $30,000 in the Las Vegas market betting that they would make it.

I can't believe it. And she's pregnant. Whoa. I just lost 60. Put a nuva ring on it. Fuck me. I gotta get off this fucking, I gotta get, oh God, I gotta, huh.

Celebrity gambling.'s bookies are everywhere So for those of you that don't know you see we were in New York City for this entire News story yes, we were due in New York City doing having a blast we performed in Philly. Holy fucking shit was that show? We got some more coming up by the way now is the perfect time to just plug them real quick classy night out 1221 8 p.m. Masonic Lodge the Hollywood forever cemetery We got Jackie and Kara Klank Holden McNeely Amber Nelson Blair Sochi Cena Gaznavi and Logan Mets are gonna be on that show and also side stories coming to dad's garage, which is almost sold out

I can't wait. We're gonna end this gonna be a fully improvised show not like all the rest of them Yeah We're professionals at this yeah, well we won't even have a structure no, I can't wait usually we have some sort of structure They're gonna tell us what the show is. That's pretty great. Yeah, so dad's garage That's gonna be on January 12th at 7 p.m. In Atlanta. So come check us out there So while more show more shows are coming. Yes, and while we were having a fantastic time a CEO of United Health Care a person by the name of Bryan Thompson was shot dead Outside of a Hilton in Manhattan they we now know like let's whole country went to flame and when the story first broke and I'm Looks like the bad guy from Incredibles all growing up like the kid

I'm kind of looks like the bad guy from Incredibles all growing up like the kid So we when if the news first hit that there was a shooter this guy got shot Brian Thompson We I think it was Tuesday. We were recorded side stories Wednesday of last week. We decided to hold off and wait Yeah, we talked a little bit about on Dan Soder's podcast We kind of hemmed on all a little bit, but it was right before the whole story was still developing. I almost didn't believe that it happened. Oh, yes. Point still cool. Cause then we recorded last podcast last week and that was when the deny depose delay that was turned out that the shooter had on the bullet casings carved in this would seem to be sort of like a manifesto. And that was when they found the bag of monopoly money also supposedly left by the shooter.

They had the smiling picture of him flirting with a person at Starbucks. I think he was at the hostel he was flirting with, which is also again, just let the penises take a fucking break, Luigi. And so he's excited. I know, no, of course, of course. But we went through a whole, like, and so we waited.

And I think it's good that we waited because now we know Who the person is because we were all certain everybody I was talking to in New York City everybody was around me We're all like he's a professional assassin He seemed like it and he is going to work his way John wick style through the healthcare industry And then I just doesn't happen. He's a kid a kid by the name of Luigi Mangione 26 years young He was found in a McDonald's in Altoona Pennsylvania and my god does he have a body that just won't quit? Yeah

No, he definitely looks like a GI Joe Luigi Mangione. He is the most important fuck boy of 2024 Yeah, he has done to crazy in those brows want to kiss each other and I'm not I can roast him because he's a murderer Yes, I can roast him because I looking at him It's like now that Brian Thompson looked any better and I can roast him too. Yes, Brian Thompson is super fucking ugly Yeah, this guy's beautiful now these seems of the entire country flipped the ever-living fuck out because it seems that I'm Eddie tell me if I'm wrong a lot of people are angry with the health care oh you know I haven't heard I haven't

heard about this is that weird because I was first I was like why would you be mad at the health care industry yeah they all they do is take care of you make you feel better nothing that's what I loved yes how many times just this year I had to reapply to get my important, my medication that I'm crazy enough to get. Oh yeah, no. And how long it took to get and then how many times I've had to pay

for something out of pocket just for the sake of not wanting to deal with it. And that's also just draining me, you know what I mean? It's just draining you. It really takes a lot out of you. I remember when my mom had her Blood sugar machine taken from her because she didn't have eight hundred dollars and then you know Because it would go off when she would you know whenever her blood sugar would drop Did she think of just dying sort of like do that just kind of stop the because my thing is the I feel like the health

Care people got to get so sick a hearing from everybody. Yeah, I mean well the thing is she did yeah People gotta get so sick a hearing from everybody. Yeah, I mean well the thing is she did. Yeah Yeah, cuz we see her sugar drop when she was asleep and her blood sugar monitor didn't go off because she didn't have it anymore And she didn't wake up Yeah, it was oh you're saying yeah that there that America. Mm-hmm killed your mother. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then you know the thing And then, you know, the thing is, and then, you know, you go and you think about this stuff and then, you know, my father, you know, a couple years later, he finds himself in a little trouble. He gets COVID, you know.

Yeah, he had me at bad COVID. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? And then, and then he died. And then we got a nice, I think we got a $30,000 bill for his death. Oh, God. Honestly, I'm kind of angry that it wasn't more. Yeah, well, it was two million and they took care of a lot of it. Oh god, honestly I'm kind of angry that it wasn't more. Yeah, well it was

two million and they took care of a lot of it. Oh wow. Oh, then why aren't you thanking them? Yeah, you're right, I should just thank them. We should have been at Brian Thompson's funeral. It was cheaper for him to die than it was for him to keep going. Now there's a lot of people that are angry and it's because... Why? Why are people angry? I'm going, this is the circle of life. People should just be fine with this. Oh of. Now it's it's just choices that they get your father made to get covid and to begin to go to the hospital. He chose to go to the hospital. He could have died at home. He could have easily. It would have been free to die at home free. He could have died for free at home. And yeah, actually, no, because you would have had to have

someone come and pick up his corpse. Yeah. And take it to and you'd have to pay that guy probably that's not covered. No, no, definitely not No, none of that would be covered people are angry because people like Bryan Thompson made a lot of money and They look at us humans walking around as a bunch of numbered coin filled pigs there. You could say that he helped contribute to hundreds of thousands of deaths. Yep. And Luigi Mangione, who is not, he's not perfect. No, I don't agree. He's a murderer.

I do not agree with vigilante justice. He's a murderer. For the record. And so, and I also- But you know, you wonder, you know, maybe he was pushed to a limit? I don't know, maybe he was pushed to a limit? I don't know Eddie. Because it seems that it's shocking to both the media and the various other CEOs who went immediately into hiding that Brian Thompson would be shot because they didn't think that

they would ever be treated like one of the numbered pigs that they look at with no feeling from giant glass towers as we all walk around because guess what this shit comes for? Everybody it comes for everybody as soon as you think even if you have money because we talked about this Why did Luigi man? Gioni do this? We has a manifesto. I read the manifesto. Mm-hmm. How was it? I know isn't Ted Kaczynski fan. Well, I'm kind of sad because we didn't get a shout out Yes, he is a Ted Kaczynski fan He said that felt like which it was very chilling his final words and his good reads review he did of Ted Kaczynski's Manifesto mm-hmm under his review of industrial society and its future. He I think it's really really interesting.

He says that oil barons haven't listened to any environmentalists, but they feared Ted Kaczynski. I think it's interesting that he went out there. He said, I do think he said that Kaczynski was a violent individual rightfully in prison because he maimed innocent people Yeah And in the idea of moving his manifesto along he did attack innocent people people that were not a part of the system and actually Many ways that's why Ted Kaczynski was wrong is that he had a lot of ideas But he did not want to do anything to really fix them besides kill people and maim things and that's not actually It isn't actually helpful. But what Luigi was Luigi had the good grace to live in the woods

I mean it's good for especially from apparently what his balls smell like She just smelled like fucking rotting milk 24-7, but hey, what are you gonna? Do a Luigi Mangione is not a hero But he is a reaction and I get that we are seeing why people are people are extremely angry and according to his manifesto His mom was also put through the entire Healthcare mill and he was put through the healthcare meal. He got a fucking horrible back surgery. He's living his life in constant pain He's never come back from it. No, and there's no help. There's nobody to look out for So he did reach a breaking point and it's I'm just actually surprised. This is the first time

breaking point and it's I'm just actually surprised this is the first time. Yeah. And it'd be different if the company mourned Ryan Thompson's death. They moved on. They did the meeting that hour. They did not care about his own death. They didn't even wait at all. They put up a fucking LinkedIn notice for his job 48 hours later as if some other fucking stupid felt vested Brooks Brothers shirted motherfucker could have just stepped in place. He's literally just someone did step in his place So what's that guy feeling right now? We're at a bulletproof vest That's for fucking certain because these guys are because United Health Care is responsible

They said apparently they have the highest rate of not given insurance money. It's like 30% of claims they've denied. No, they're united on not giving money away. That's the only thing they're supposed to do. And we, right before, and I talked to you about the manifesto, I said his mom was run through the mill by healthcare, he was run through the mill by healthcare, and then you said he's rich.

He's rich, but guess what? It doesn't matter. No. Because they will come for every single penny that you have because you are vulnerable. You are sick and they got the fucking medicine pipes and they have the control over it and they hold it over you and they got your head in a fucking bucket and they don't care. I have care whether you live or die. I have pumped thousands of dollars into GoFundMe campaigns because insurance companies will not cover people's cancer treatment. They won't do it. They will not cover it. It's fucking insane or they don't have insurance

because they can't afford it in the first place. One of the new CEOs. It's so crazy because why would they not pay out if it's already so fucking expensive? I pay top dollar for health insurance. I pay out all the time I I pay and I still get fucked me down the time I get all the time. I get fucked. Yes, so you wonder why? It happened Everyone's so confused Why would this happen all the media pretending the media that has been fucking lying to us? And I will also this way too we were coming in that like I was talking about with this Marcus this afternoon I think it's really

interesting is that everyone was obsessed with this story for five days he got caught it's gone it's like they are they've stopped talking about it same thing with the fucking what's going on in Syria with the drones no one's talking about the fucking drones which we're gonna talk about soon we shouldn't be the news this shit side story shouldn't be where we're talking about this shit. It shouldn't be here. I mean he did kill someone in the street that is kind of our territory. Exactly and that's why I'm thankful. And for that I'm thankful. All I know is someone was shot in Williamsburg three nights later and they never found

him or give a fuck. Where's that person's manhunt? They threw so much money at this manhunt. Every. Across the nation. We watched it. We watched it in front of our eyes in New York City as we were sitting there where they had a phalanx everywhere. There was like stop points, there were all this and you're just like, didn't they just kill three people for like for skipping fare in Subway?'m way. Yeah skilled like people so You know, there's a world for them and there's a world for us and weirdly we're we're in your world, too guys I I thought we could be good enough at entertainment to go to the better world All right, we can't get there. All right, so it's fucked for everybody. If it's fucked for us, it's fucked for everybody.

All right, so these guys, and you know, and then I wonder, why did he get caught? He wanted to get caught. He definitely wanted to get caught. But I have a little theory about whether or not. But he was hiding. It was a way where he was interested. It was like he didn't know if he wanted to get caught or not.

But now I'm putting thoughts in his head. Sure, well, I will put this this way. I'm gonna, I keep saying that he has fuckboy vibes, right? Yeah, he's a young guy Yeah, good-looking guy valedictorian a lot of people were but he's a good-looking guy every school Not many he's obviously deeply plugged into social media. He's a young person I think that he saw his own attention that he was receiving and I think he really liked it and I think that it was Obviously he wanted the attention He wanted to do something like and have people read his manifesto and move on like but it's I

Do think that that's where the faulty reasoning came in is that he probably should have been long long long long gone But instead they found him in Altoona, Pennsylvania like not that far. It's not even that far. Nope. So they, and then I think a lot of people are giving shit to the person that ratted him out, the person that saw his picture, because number one, I love everybody and I loved all the funny little memes about him but the memes helped him get caught. They absolutely helped him get caught.

Oh for sure. Because it blasted his picture everywhere, right? And then two, so it served the function and then two People are now attacking. I believe it was a McDonald's employee That yeah called him in but that even though that money they were given I think was a $10,000 reward It was it was up to 60, but I don't think they got this They're not getting any of it because they didn't call Crimestoppers. They called the wrong line So they're not getting any of the money

They get none of it. They get none of it because I was just talking to Sina about it upstairs. What they do is they low ball us. They low ball us. Right. Because they that person that called in desperately needed that money. Yeah. That is the only reason why they would get involved. Who would call the police voluntarily and bring them to their job? Nobody. nobody would really do unless it was like an somebody that I'm not saying real criminal. He is a real criminal About the person who turned him in I mean I don't I don't feel bad for them

I know that they I know they need money. They need they work fucking McDonald's They needed the money needed the money that people have turned their fucking brother in for 60 grand Yes So they got the end what's hard is to say to somebody like that even that kind of money is not gonna fix everything No, 60 grand really isn't that much. It's fuck. I couldn't believe the number was that low I thought for sure that was like a hundred thousand dollar reward at the bare minimum That's how they don't give a fuck little they think of us. Yeah, that's how little they think of this It's like the guy who's top. Yes, figure the guy at the top gets killed

You could there'd be a big reward. No nothing I mean his own people didn't care his wife had to put out a statement when I Brian Thompson's wife They put out a statement saying he's a loving father. A lot of people come forward saying he's a nice guy I know a lot of people are separated right? Apparently Gerbils was hilarious like you know it so was Bill Cosby. You know like it's hard like yeah, and I don't think he's in that level I'm just saying that like yes It's just he took the money and the goal for him to make his money when you don't think gerbils is as funny as Bill Cosby Is that what you're trying to say to me right now? Definitely not Bill Cosby is by far. okay, let's just say this outright.

I'm saying this on the show. Bill Cosby's definitely funnier than Gerbils. It's not a question. Did Gerbils have even one special? No. No, he didn't. I guess David Tell hasn't either, so. Well, he's had plenty of specials.

I thought he's had no specials. He's had plenty. I thought he only had a half an hour. He never had a full hour. Oh, he's done lots. He's done crowd work specials. He had a couple on Comedy Central. Well, then I take it back.

David Tell's nothing like Gurbals. Also, I produced Bumping Mikes. But that's like him and Jeff. Yeah, but you know, it's a comedy special. I'm just saying. That the person next to you produced. I'm sorry I brought it up. I'm sorry I brought it up.

He's nothing like Gurbals. I take it, I scratch it from the record. He's nowhere near, no and gerbils No where near as funny as David tell. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, I be smirk Of David tell That's why it's like I think a lot of people obviously we have advertisers and there's gonna be a lot of people say like and I Don't think that murder is the solution

Never the solution, but at some point I've never seen anyone get murdered and the world be so happy it happened because again Since like bin Laden and Saddam Hussein and you know why it's the reason why it's because of the way they look at us That's why. It's because just for one time that CEO got treated like some other nameless person in the street that like they're used to. They live in a separate world. They get the best healthcare in the world and they're fucking million.

They get everything. They get everything. Dude got over $10 million before bonuses in one year. And how did he get that money? By cutting as much as he possibly could. And when he cuts, it's not like this isn't Frito-Lay. You know what I mean? This isn't like, oh, you know what I do, I'm mad about the fact that they're definitely

putting less chips in the bags. Oh, yeah. We know this. We know this. It's shrinkflation. Don't even get me started. Oh, yeah, we know this we know there we know this is shrink flation Yeah, don't even get me started. Oh, that's you want to hear me really go, right? But you know, it's not that all right. It's it's every time they cut people die. So That's why there's oh that's that's why it's very charged So, I mean who I this guy's gonna get the book thrown in him We're gonna find a lot more about it. What do you think this jail life's gonna be like?

Do you think he's gonna be a hero or I think that eventually he'll just care right? I don't know He's gonna be in a federal prison. Yeah. Yeah, I think that he'll that depends. He's a young guy or attached state It was it was a murder in New York. Yeah, he'll go to federal prison. Why he should be in Rikers. I don't know I actually don't know they might have they might have to protect him for a while, who knows? But again, I think that he's also throwaway. Like, fuck Luigi. Fuck, like, that's not even about it. It's about the moment in time,

and everyone's wondering why this, like, why everybody's so angry and why they feel so justified. And it's just because this one single issue, it unites every single one of us. Every person in America knows somebody who got very sick and couldn't afford their healthcare. Whether they helped them or they didn't, they know somebody.

Or they had someone in their family, or it was a parent or a child. And guess when they fuck you? When you're at your most Vulnerable yeah, they know it and they smell it in the water like sharks They know that you get your fucked that you have to pay you have to pay honestly I think I can't say on record enough that I don't condone this behavior No, I'm certainly not so I'm certainly very surprised. It hasn't happened before well, we'll see what happens You know, I mean we had one child. This is the second child assassin

Well, the first one wasn't an assassin because Trump never got shot that Saying that straight now. I'm not even gonna fuck around with that anymore. Trump was never shot It doesn't seem like it no so that was we made a big deal over that guy And now we're also gonna see the media very much try to shatter any sort of belief in Luigi Mangione, because unfortunately the internet requires you to have some form of moral purity, even if you're an assassin. So they're gonna come after his, like,

he'll probably have said the R word on a video somewhere and then everyone's not gonna care anymore. Is he gonna get canceled now? Is he gonna get canceled? That's literally all they're gonna do. After his like, you know, he'll probably have said the r-word on a video somewhere and then everyone Literally all they're gonna do but they're already like setting it all up because they're so you would the murder someone and they're like Well, we're gonna might have to cancel this guy That's how the internet works because they are not really grasping how fucking serious everything is they They're just not, they will yet, they cannot understand that we're joking ourselves to death. And this is from a comedian. Yeah.

So it's hard. We have to figure out what's serious, what's not serious, what's funny about it. I think the funniest thing about Luigi Mangione is the fact that he could get his fucking eyebrows sculpted and probably should have the second, because that was the only thing anybody recognized for him was his Groucho Marx fucking eyebrows sculpted, and probably should have, the second, because that was the only thing anybody recognized for him was his Groucho Marx fucking eyebrows.

He definitely should have got some threading done. He was already in New York. There's eyebrow threading places everywhere. Yeah, I don't think he tried hard enough to disappear. Well, I think also the eyebrows, some people really dig it. Yeah, they do. They do, I'm not gonna say, again,

that is the one thing on a sale I cannot say against him. He is on it. He is attractive. Now one rumor. I've been hearing a lot of a conspiracy theory I've been hearing a lot is that it's not him Shit, no, it's him that because they released different pictures of guys in different jackets I'm pretty sure they just had the wrong guy in one of those pictures. It's possible. I might you want another big old conspiracy theory from Henry Zabrowski is that they don't really want to talk about the way that they caught him because if we really understood how far they could see us from space, we would not

feel good. Yeah, I think that if they if we knew that if there was I mean he what he was good for days I think that they just didn't I don't think Like how do you put this? I think there's a kind of a period of time We're like maybe he's gonna turn himself in you're talking to all these forensics experts. It seems to be a political hit He might turn himself in if we tell him we have all this information on him. He might show up I think that it makes everybody look like they're feeling a part of the investigation, which I think helps the media and the police. I think that they maybe cooperated his location with an in-person sighting, but I do think

that they don't want to broadcast the fact that they kind of maybe knew where he was really quickly because maybe they can see us from space and they are and that the technology is so good that they literally have to pretend that it's not very good. So they let him get away with it for three days? No, they just followed him. Well, they had to make sure it was him. Yeah.

But I think that they had a Much they had a much more detailed They were just picking up random dudes in the street that looked just like him and fucking taking their pants off and slapping their asses And putting their fingers in their butts. Well, what levels are we so there's the beat cop? Yeah, the guys you're gonna go send out to do all that shit, right? Yeah, I saw some cops and when I was walking around New York. I was like you guys find them yet They're like literally threw their hands up They could give a fuck of course stop with the fuck they literally are your beat cop in New York, I was like, you guys find them yet? They're like literally threw their hands up there. Like they could give a fuck. Of course, Tom, what the fuck?

They literally are, if you're a beat cop in New York, you got a lot going on. And just another dead guy, all right? Where it's like, then you got the higher level, you got the homicide section, which is kind of doing a little broad, and then you have the FBI. And once the FBI gets involved,

and then they got some kind of private contracting thing, or like somebody else they talked to they call up Somebody from the military you've never you don't know you don't know what they have access like access to do you think he did? Like everything he could to not get caught or do you think he wanted to get caught? I think my my I mean out to know that's definitely a place you go where you don't want to be found Yeah, absolutely my full out-of-the-ass opinion. We're putting yeah We're just throwing our thoughts into his brain. It doesn't matter my is I think that he saw the thirst and He saw the attention and he lingered. I think that he Saw how much everybody wanted to fuck him. Yeah, and there's just so hard. It's as a 26, but he's got a bad back

That back you're right right I take it back You know here I think that he I get I put the my you might the human layer I'll put in is that I think that he legitimately saw how popular he was and He wanted the credit. It's not far. No. He really didn't get that far. It's only like four hours away. That's why I also just kind of wonder if, yeah, if there's something, something happened in there.

And then he, so he had his ghost gun with him. He had 3D printed a gun. I mean, that's a good thing that's going to happen about this. They're going to fucking definitely crack down on ghost guns now. I mean, well, how difficult it is to get, they're going to, they're never going to, they're pretty much legal. They're literally never going to crack... They're pretty much legal. They're literally never going to crack down on a gun anywhere ever. They will never crack down on anything.

It wasn't until 2022 that they started making the kits where you had to like fucking fill out a... What is it called? When you buy a gun. Oh, when you like register? When you get your like gun license? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before you could just buy one, but now you have to actually like apply for one.

Yes, but still you can get all of the 3D printed gun parts online are extremely easy to get. We've seen this now in several crimes, high profile crimes that have used ghost guns. We know that you can also put them together using other pieces, using pieces from non 3D printed guns. But he kept the gun which my mind says he was planning to do something else Should have just melted it. I don't know why he kept the gun, but I think I do think that there's a

An issue here where he's a young man that saw the attention and he was excited about it And he didn't know what to do. He's not a professional assassin He's just a young man that wanted to. He seemed like it. Well, he thought about it for a long time. Yeah. He thought about it for a long time, and he probably tried.

He seemed calm as fuck. He practiced probably with the gun a couple times. Yeah. Definitely a sociopath. I think that you'd put him in the, Sides stories, lpotl at gmail.com. Are you a sociopath if you can feel those emotions? I don't know if you can.

I think that sociopaths wouldn't feel the excitement of the attention. I think I hate Brian Thompson as much as Luigi. I will say I don't know Brian Thompson, so I will not say I hate that man right I think that that man Thought that as everyone does they're the here everyone's a hero of their own story Yeah, so in his own mind He's got his wife and his kids and they go to fucking some private school and everybody's got all taken He's taking care of all of his bullshit He's a good guy

He gives him he maybe he'll give it a Planned Parenthood every year and maybe he goes and he he'll buy like a wreath from a poor person every once in a while and he says you see honey I did good you see what I did like I'm certain that he's not you know running over dogs and beating the help and stuff I'm certain that if you met his maid she'd be like he don't kill me yeah you know like like, but I think that if you, Brian Thompson, just, uh, you know, he was a part of an industry. He might as well have been in the weapons industry. Yes, exactly.

And then I think that you just don't know what you're asking for with that, because when you're a CEO, it all falls on you. Yeah. You're the face. You're the face face and it was a big face big head huge head Yeah, and it's really like a fucking 40 pound head. But yeah, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna malign the man I'm not gonna malign the man cuz I don't know the man, but I do know that I don't know but I fucking hate his ass because of his face and his job. I Think anyone who's the CEO of a company like that can go fucking hell.

Well you're definitely making money on the pain of millions of human beings. I don't think he deserved to die, but you know, but maybe, you know, take his pants down and spank him. I have said this. In front of a bunch of people. I have been saying this for so long,

I still feel like we could just. Public spankings. If we could bring out all the CEOs and politicians, if we can make them dress up like jesters and make them do it like once a month where they all have to embarrass themselves and wallow around in a bunch of page shit. Pull out their tiny little dickies and just get slapped around a little bit. I'll tell you what, people in United States of America, we'll stop murdering you guys if you just let us do that once a month

Yeah, and we can all show up and everyone can pay a dollar I can pay a dollar and I could go throw a water balloon filled with good food into the face of a senator Yes, yeah, I got cod with how I would get so much out of that But you know, this is now we'll see I feel like Again, I don't know. I don't think anybody also really understands how bad the revolution will be for everybody in between I think there's a lot of people online that are always like oh my god left this revolution It's like but I don't think you understand that like after the first wave of the revolution like that's when the mass executions happen That's when all the kind of bad stuff happens

So I don't know if people are gonna want a full-on big one But it's just important for us all to remember the fight is not between us It's between us and them and they're gonna do everything they can to make us fight each other. They're gonna call us racist They're gonna call us stupid. They're gonna call They're gonna do everything that they can to make sure that we're all fighting each other and not all fighting them. Exactly. Yep.

And maybe a good example of that is what the fuck is going on with these drones? Oh, good segue. All right. So let's go look at this real quick. Now we were really being real quick. This is the biggest alien news since I've been alive and you're and you're just going to blow right past it. Well, you know, it's funny cuz now I'm almost I'm almost at the it's past aliens point. Okay, so you don't think it's aliens

I don't know what the fuck it is drones the size of Buick's I don't know what that's not something although it does sound like something a Jersey dude would make in his in his closet Oh, yeah, look at that right there. It's called the Santa Maria Nice right there. We're gonna go up there. We're gonna Godfather horn on it. Yeah This is but I have a couple of interesting takes here I asked the audience last week when we were doing our episodes those of you that care What the fuck is going on with these drones? Because New Jersey, now if you're looking at footage right now, we're looking from NBC4,

the drone footage from New Jersey, I cannot state enough how many emails I've received with personal footage of the drones. I'm talking 25, at least, videos from New Jersey. Just from their own phones. Yes, Staten Island I've got emails from. I've got emails from Ohio. I had emails from North Carolina, South Carolina, all showing the same literal, same exact different styles of drones. Because the thing that is most curious about what's going on, for those of you who don't

know, there has been these wave of drone sightings seen over, New Jersey over the u.s Airfield in uk lanken heath and all over the eastern seaboard and apparently some off the west coast as well But I didn't see photos of those the thing about these drones is that yes Some of them do just look like drones drone e drone esque Promise that they're all different types. We've got orbs circles Boomerangs we've got things that look like mini planes, but the lights are wrong Yeah, and the size is wrong, so they're super small mini planes They thought they have the right lights as far as like left and right well

They do but then they'll have a bunch of weird middle lights And then a bunch of different colored lights that they don't normally use things with blue lights a lot of things simply just red lights It's very very strange and it while all of this is going on in New York, right? We're running around the city is insane. The city's on fire, right? Yeah. Well, it's Christmas season It's also Christmas. So it's packed and there's it's just it's very intense week. Honestly, it was cool. It was a very very heavy week. Yeah, and Everybody is just sort of not caring right? So then you like they have a bunch of people the government keeps saying don't worry about these drones They're not doing anything. They're not doing anything. They're just up there But but I mean I agree with that almost.

Sure. Yes. But the footage I'm looking at and I'm talking each one, the helicopters are following them. F-16s are being scrambled. That's what, that's what Knapp always says. There's black helicopters whenever you see, then he says the black helicopters might be UFOs. So this, so this is how far it's going. This is another like this senator,

a guy, a New Jersey senator, John Bramnick, again a Republican. Republicans are the only time Republicans jump into anything that I care about, which is the he's been saying that the public receipt must receive an explanation regarding these multiple sightings. The Governor Phil Murphy went as far as to say that the drone sightings are under investigation. They all keep saying they don't know what it is. And if you look at the footage, they are physical. Yes. And I got some great opinions from the crowd. I want to get some great opinions from the show. So I want to go through some of these great little letters I got in response to why now. Also, thank you everyone who wrote in.

So many people wrote in. Keep them coming. Please send in the footage as you get it. You know we fucking are horny for it. Yeah. The drone story is way more than the news is sharing. Last year a large amount of drones were over Langley Air Force Base in Virginia. A mass of drones literally flew into the base, flew around, and then straight up vanished. The base tried to keep it hushed up and went as far as telling families and military housing to not discuss the issue. What was also hidden was the fact that the government acronym groups were brought into the base for an extended period of time. Since then Langley has kept their lips sealed as far as any discussion with those below a certain rank.

Lankenheath has been insane with discussion too. The base has a confessionals page on Facebook where everyone posts anonymously. One post was up about the drones in July and since then they have attempted to also coiled the topic. OSI watches that page so they are privy to the immense nonsense and up-sec violation shared. They have weighed in on occasion and people posting in the group have been questioned by OSI agents on several topics. I don't really recommend the group as a disqualifying source beyond gossip because it is one of those things a lot of stuff going on there

As there is a bizarre amount of panty sniffing confessions Here we go, this is another one is OSI operation of special investigations What's at the Office of Special Investigations? Operation of Special Investigations. What's it? The Office of Special Investigations. Henry recently asked on Side Stories, Attack of the Drones, why the activity is happening now.

My two senses is that this stuff happens more often than we think, but places tin foil head on head. The media wants to distract us from all the terrible stuff happening in the world right now. World War III Israel-Palestine, Turks with Syria, and South Korea, Russia and the like. None of it was on the news Do we have South Korea also declare martial law martial law for like six hours? Yeah, and you know all this stuff with With Syria none of it was on the news gets what they're all Syria was all over the news, but

Guess what it was covered with? All of the dumb shit that whatever fucking fat boy was saying yeah new president was saying and so fat boy was saying. Yeah. New president was saying. And so fat boy was just talking, and all they do is run every single fucking syllable that he says because they couldn't possibly give a fucking shit about any one of us. Well, because that's what sells. Yeah, well, guess what? Go out of this shit, Sal.

This is very interesting. I think so, but I don't think many people care, man. I guess not. By the way, I spoke to my friend's father-in-law drunk at his wedding. He revealed to me He was he's a retired aerospace engineer who worked on some top-secret projects for the United States military He cannot go into detail about the stuff he did but he did say it had to do with weapons

I asked him what he thinks about all the UAP events going on. I found his answer very compelling He said he believes so whatever the famous tick-toack videos were were human-made and they are essentially essentially hyper-secret weapons Aircraft that were basically unveiled to these pilots in particular to see how they would react in the moment like a test Not only to see how they would approach the aircraft and if they kept their cool in the air But to see what happens when they land will they follow protocol and keep it a secret, or would they be able to handle seeing something they had no answer for? These would be need to know answers,

not only for our men, but how adversaries would react as well. Once these encounters incur, the clock starts ticking. How long can the government keep secret? Again, probably a good thing for them to know. We'll find out. I am now of the mind that some of this stuff is man-made technology. It has to be. It has to be. I am now of the mind that some of this stuff is

manmade technology. It has to be. It has to be. Some of it's too much. But it makes sense for that TikTok video. Like I still believe that, I will still believe the TikTok video is a UFO until I see other like information, right?

I'm the opposite. There's no reason not to believe it. It's not a UFO. Why would you think it wasn't a UFO? I don't know That's what they technically that's what they want me to think right that it is a UFO. Yeah, so I wonder right I said night I wonder but that Hyper-secret technology was displayed out in the middle of the ocean right like when that when the USS any when? Indianapolis saw that they were dead in the middle of the Pacific on a training run.

Like, they were no near civilization. So, there's a lot of people that I have heard and I've heard. I understand why you think that, that this could be secret technology that we're testing, but why the fuck would we be testing it in such a public aspect? We've never done this before. We've never done it like this across the Eastern Seaboard and then act like it's nothing. It's like, no, with Roswell, they gave us an excuse, right? With other things, they tell you what it is. Like, they just said when we showed the pictures

of what we shot over Alaska and Canada the other week. And they just said they acted like they didn't, like at first they didn't know what it was, but they still don't know what it is But they still don't know what it is Yes, you don't know what it was and they shot it down anyway, and it looked like something they couldn't recognize But they shot it down. So why aren't they shooting this stuff down? Well, it's overpopulated areas But why then it's so I just don't understand but yeah, there's double sure to shoot it down Then definitely shoot it down. Well, cuz then you'll be they don't fall on the people you can't shoot it down

What if it's gonna be dropping bombs in the people well then your foot then the bombs are still in the plane But you got to shoot the planes you still got to shoot the plate then it crashes and the bomb blows up I don't know. I'm just saying I just don't really fully understand Why they would test it out loud in front of that many human beings? It just doesn't seem to work like that. But this is a could be private. We don't know. This is this last little opinion I think is fascinating. I'm an electrical engineer who was in college when drones were really taking off as a thing 10 years ago. So I've had a fascination with them ever since. My theory is that this is companies testing new ways to mass deploy offensive AI powered drones, suicide

drones. My rationale, the Russia-Ukrainian wars let frog offensive drone technology and anti-drone defenses. Ukraine has begun using swarm of suicide drones to swarm targets. These drones cost $400 to $10,000 apiece if you bought them off Amazon and they are destroying tanks that cost a million plus dollars a piece if you bought them off Amazon and they are destroying tanks that cost a Million plus dollars so it's an amazing trade-off Yeah

But most commercial drones have a maximum range of five miles before any additional equipment is added this makes it so these drone swarms are useless against Russian artillery which is usually fired 15 miles from its target Artillery is but the main thing Ukraine has had difficulty fighting against since you need to either hit it with your own artillery or with airstrikes Ukraine is needed to ration its artillery shells firing 2,000 a day compared to Russia firing 10,000 a day and Airstrikes can easily be countered if you know where they will target So either need to get the drones to start closer to the alter or artillery or have longer flight range the two easiest way To do this we defy the drones closer to the target. Drones usually need to take off like a helicopter

or to be thrown like a toy plane. So they could be test dropping them from planes that get them to take off because you don't want to either have drone collisions that destroy half the swarm on launch. But again, this is happening in front of our cities. So I don't know if it works like that, but I like this concept of that's where

maybe the private money is. It's like, can you show the US military we can sneak up on you? Can you show the police and the FBI that the drones can just out of nowhere? I mean, well, there's a very good chance. I feel like that the drones can just, out of nowhere. I mean, well, there's a very good chance, I feel like, that the drones are ours. That they are the military, showing everyone else what we got. But then, so Alex our coffee guy. Let's just say he's paranoid, right?

Yeah. Love my beloved Spring Hill Jack coffee, there's a fucking reason why those beans are so fucking delicious. Reptilian in the morning, he is awake. My man is His eyelids are peeled You don't see like he sees yeah, we have been talking for days I think they're staple gun to the back of his head whatever makes those beans good. I told him you do whatever it takes

So you know last week I was talking about all its aliens people don't want to notice I just think this is I think that there's something, something's going on. Yeah. And we don't quite know what it is. I'm gonna go ahead, which is what I always say, because I am a clinical full on, I am utterly agnostic. So I believe it's all things. I believe that there's very possibly to have there's Alien technology that looks like us

There's us that we've made stuff to look like alien technology and technology that we have figured out our own stuff that we want People to think is UFOs blah blah blah right all this shit. Yeah, but this is a So we were coming back from Philly and he sent me this little story from reddit from 13 years ago and It's fascinating. Okay,'s hear it. For me. For the rest of you, you suck my fucking balls. It was April 2nd 2007 around 9 30 p.m. I was coming out of Orlando Florida on the 408 west at about exit 12 and I saw a red light reflecting off the buildings and thought it was funny because of how high up it was, and thought maybe it was some emergency lights. I saw between the two buildings this red pulsating light that was enveloped in what looked to be a plasma-like shield. My best way of describing it would be a red blood cell, complete with

plasma membrane. I had a funny thought pop in my head. So that's what you are. When I turned to its left and came up very quickly upon me in my minivan, which I was driving alone, it proceeded to come about 20 to 30 feet in front of me and slightly above the van windshield. It pulsated a deep red and when the inner sphere would light up, the plasma outer clear sphere would catch the light. The inner sphere reminded me of a front loader washing machine. It was not a solid glowing red sphere, but instead it appeared to be a red light liquid was washing around. There was an inner yellow light liquid with some white in the very center.

It was very bright inside. And this white light peeking through caused the red color to really light up, making it appear as if you were further away, that it was simply pulsating a red light. And as I'm watching this, I'm realizing the plasma around it is dematerializing. The center red pulsating ball of light started to spin from right to left and stretch and it grew wings. Plane wings. It looked a lot like a drone plane, complete with a silvery finish and what looked like a cockpit. However, there was no tail end to speak of. The outer sphere was now completely gone and it was facing me as I was driving at a constant speed of 75 miles per hour. I had cruise control on.

Each wing tip there was a light, one yellow and the other white, blinking on and off, back and forth. At the underbelly was the same red ball of liquid light still blinking, but it seemed wobbly. The best way to describe it would be if you held a baton in the middle and made figure eights with your wrist. It would be that motion, which we were looking I'm literally looking at it some of these drone footage mm-hmm I remember looking back at one point to see if other cars were around me because I noticed the cars all in front of me had pretty much well taken off my rearview mirror I saw cars were also far behind me I was alone not moments later after looking a police cruiser with lights flashing but no siren came from my left and almost sideswiped my van come between myself and the craft this drone plane

look alike. The craft was directly above the hood of the police cruiser. The craft responded to this by veering off to the right. I watched as it grew for a better lack of term a spotlight and that I believe was behind the red light and as it had flown up this to this brick building It shined a light on a window on it I tried to watch as it flew away and I kind of wanted to come back but I lost sight of it I'm just saying when I saw that now that's 13 years ago. Yeah, I'm looking at this mystery drone in Somerset, New Jersey It has the same fucking thing that that guy just described. Yes, that is Fascinating to me because what if we're really fucked?

We don't know jack dick about what's going on. I think it just makes it seem like to me that it is the government. Sure. It is us because why else would they be keeping it secret? Because I don't think that if everyone knew it was aliens, I don't think it would be the big, you know, big to do like everyone thinks it is. See because they told us there's aliens multiple times since COVID started and no one gives

a fuck. I'm back and forth only just because It's so hard to pin it down. I'm looking at this phenomena. They want it to be. It's happening in plain sight Mm-hmm. They Spent so long Ridiculing anybody that believes in this storyline. Yeah Now they're leaning in I Trust them less now that they say that there's aliens You don't mean like I don't know

Hiding their own shit true, but I don't need the government to fucking tell me it's okay for me to believe Right. I don't need that shit. Yeah, I tell myself that it's okay for me to be fucking high and believe. Right? But the thing that's weird is why are all the drones different? This is in Denver when that drone thing happened a couple years ago all the drones were exactly the same. Why are all these drones different things? Why do they look like different shit? Why are they different sizes? Why are they doing different stuff? Why like I don't know what purpose it serves To dangle this in front of us. I don't know

I guess that's my quiz like who benefits There's no one that benefits there has to be if it's done on purpose If it's an action by a government they believe it's to show other governments not to fuck with us why they don't need to we don't need to show them don't fuck with us we could fucking blow up the world that's true we are powerful yes America does it they guess what Eddie they shouldn't be fucking with us yeah we could very much fuck all of them up. Yeah, not to mention our positioning. Dude, we're so far from them. Yeah. They have no idea. That's why, that's why we shut the balloon down. That's why we shut the other thing down over Alaska

is to show them that we can. Yeah. So why? We're not shooting these down. Why? We have to know that they exist. Yes they do. We're seeing it all over the place. Where's, what's Buttigieg say about this shit? He said something about this new line of like he's doing it's called come potpourri. Oh Construction sites, I mean but he's the Secretary of Transportation I don't this this should be his department right? This should be his people. I'm gonna write an email right now Pete Buddha judge I'm gonna put it right here Pete Pete Buttigieg, how do you even spell his? This is why he can't be president. How do you spell his name?

Buttigieg, Buttigieg. He can't be, this is not gonna work. Manifesto, Pete Buttigieg Manifesto? What's that? It's B-U-T-T-I-G-I-E-G. You really put the ass in Buttigieg. Buttigieg UFOs. Nothing, right? I EG you really put the Ass in Buddha judge Buddha judge UFOs

nothing right He doesn't give a fuck. I don't think he doesn't fucking look like one He looks like a goddamn alien It's got that big head He's been silent silent silence is deafening. Yes deafening There's a lot of people that want to put spiritual importance to on the story But this idea that these this is the beginning that we're gonna be seeing a lot more UFO sightings I saw one conspiracy theory saying that God's an alien. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

We're aliens and they're come and take us back It's like a nuclear crisis the idea that maybe the drones are going to look one conspiracy. I like this one It was that this again no real. This is this is a conspiracy theory that we're just talking. That's Mike That's my job as so the Idea that they were moving nukes around to our allies So ostensibly if we back out of NATO over the next four years then then they can then they'd have we'd have to figure out how to get our nukes back if he wanted to use them blah blah blah yeah or like and or

there's something going on the aliens are coming because we're moving the nukes and they have an eye on our new and there are because scared of nukes or it's just if we just start shooting nukes in the space they'd be fucked I think that it's just more neutral I think it's way more like they are whatever it is that makes this sort of reaction it reacts to the nukes and it's not even that they think about the nukes or think about us it's just there's something about even the nuclear material or what we do that attracts either this what some form of foreign plasma, right? Like that is just imitating us. Because there's that story too. Like what if it's barely even a thought? Like

what if it forms and it looks like something that we recognize because it's just this sort of mimicking material that's around the planet Earth that comes from the ocean? Yeah. And that it's just been here for a long time. And who knows? That's one thing. And there's also this thing that they're going to come and they're going to help facilitate a world change and then there's going to be a new era of peace. And I think that that's when it starts getting religious. You think so?

I mean, in terms of... That sounds nice. I think that anything that's biological that's going gonna get here is not good news for us. And so I don't think that... I think the new era is not gonna include us. I mean, well, you know, if you go all the way back to, you know, Christ, if you believe in that, you know, they, you know, as soon as someone starts saying, we should all be nice to each other and be peaceful, we'll just kill them.

Well, maybe what they understood is that the very very deep down we are all Connected some weird neural network that doesn't need to have God to exist It doesn't even have anything that it's literally we are made of the same stuff We are connected on a much deeper level and maybe one day science will show that and that it does hurt us when we hurt Show that and that it does hurt us when we hurt ourselves and that it hurts us as a group and that we maybe Could move together as one And not think about it as the NWO that we could understand that we're all just people or is that just fucking dumb shit? Yeah Well, also alien invasion people say is the only thing that could bring the world together That's what project blue beam says that they're gonna create an WL by doing a fake alien invasion

That's the other thing people are talking about this is all fake Is it all fake because I did get some footage that was just straight-up drones if it was fake Then the government would be talking about it more. I don't know This is the this is why it's confusing Eddie. That's why it's it's because their reaction They're not saying like oh, we know exactly what it is It's just silence. Yeah, it is just total fucking silence And then we're all just supposed to sit here and act like it's not happening But then also I mean we say it's total silence, but then you got the New Jersey senator

Saying one is wanting to know what it is. Yeah in between slurping down pork rolls and fucking his mistress He doesn't fucking really care. You mean like, these guys, senators, don't fucking give a shit. They're all just keeping their jobs. At least he's asking, man. Yeah, he just got an email that was like, oh, look at that, look at that, look at that. You know what I mean?

Like, these senators are garbage. All these fucking pieces of shit. So how are you gonna believe anything then? I don't, I believe these papers. Oh, yeah. I believe in the American people to fuck shit up. Because they have been. They really have been. I believe in the American people to fuck shit up They have they really have been but I believe in the I believe in humanity

And I believe that there is there's some kind of lesson It seems to be here That we don't know quite what the beginnings of is or what the actual lesson is and I think that Before we figure that out yeah, so right now It's just innocuous activity that has not hurt anything in airspace They that's mostly what they're kind of saying they're waiting for it to fuck up a plane for they'll do anything about it That's like one of the big excuses that I was flying a plane over there They would shoot me down dude you hear about the story about the one of the stories I got sent this week was about a plane over there, they would shoot me down. Dude, you hear about the story about the, uh, one of the stories that got sent this week was about a sovereign citizen that,

uh, crashed, crashed his own plane, but almost murdered a commercial flight because he took off his piece, took off in a plane with not telling, without telling anybody. Yeah. You got to tell people if you're going to take off in a plane, there are rules. Some rules are there for a reason. And there's not a lot of them, not not social rules like not a lot of these rules But when it comes to the flight in the sky with other machines, that's not about liberty We need to know we got to know buddy. It's not it's not it's not impinging man

You know like we believe of all of the stuff. Let's talk about that buddy In the sky you're not traveling if you're flying that real you must have a license Yes, that's why there's no flying cars, but look at that So that exactly except we're about to get flying drones for the 2028 LA Olympics Well, I mean those are taxi drones taxi drones. Yeah, that's a really bad idea Eddie but the drivers in LA are so great on the ground. Yeah They're definitely gonna do great in a 4d space. I feel like every other month someone I like Kind of know gets hit by a car in LA. It's just fucking crazy. There's no way I love Gavork

He's my favorite uber driver and I can't wait to see him in a b52. We're gonna have so much fun Yeah, you can smoke tell Tell him you can smoke. The best part about these Uber drivers flying the taxis is that they can smoke. Yeah. Because you can open the window. Oh yes. Oh, I mean, Gabby, if you could smoke,

I'm for the flying, the drone taxis. That's all Uber drivers wanna do is be able to smoke in the car. Get stoned and shit up there? That'd be fucking wonderful. No dude, I'm talking cigarettes, man. Oh, you wanna go backwards. I was just saying, dude. That'd be fucking wonderful. No, dude. I'm talking cigarettes, man. Oh, you want to go backwards.

I was just saying, I feel like whatever relaxes him. You want to go forward so we can go backwards. Let Gvork smoke his Bulgarian cigarettes. No, he has to smoke American cigarettes. You're right. If he's going to smoke cigarettes, he's smoke our cigarettes. Thank you, Eddie. Yes, that's right.

Give back. Well, today was filled with a lot of emotions wasn't it? Um, yeah, I can I just do any emotions for side stories before I got one thing I just want us to keep our eye on and I don't know much about it It just happened real quick before we go his story is the stories fucking insane and I don't get it And I feel like no one's talking about it. I just want it I think I want to talk about it more next week, but here's like a little teaser. Apparently, yesterday or two days ago from when you hear this, there was a giant gang

massacre in Haiti. If you don't know, Haiti is completely run by gangs now. Oh, it's not doing great. The government doesn't matter anymore. Yeah. They still, there is a government technically and they say they are going to go after the gangs because of what happened but in short one of the the gangs leaders

their son got really sick and someone told them that it was a voodoo curse and so and that the elderly were response are the people who practiced the voodoo and so he went to a slum and killed 180 residents over 60 years old, you know that's called dragged him all in the street and shot him and Stabbed him and killed him and I'm not happy with this guy. I'm not happy with him I don't think it was the right choice, but he got stuff done You know with the prime minister's office more for that. I, think about how hard it is to pass a law in America. Yeah.

How hard it would be for Joe Biden to murder 60 voodoo preachers in a town like without a... you need a warrant and stuff, which takes like 12 hours. The gang rounded up scores of residents over 60 from their homes in the Warfjormane area and shot or stabbed them to death with knives and machetes. Witnesses reported that mutilated bodies were burned in the streets. The death toll could rise. The UN human rights chief, Volkner Turk, which is, I mean, a scary name.

It's cool. A guy in a way though. It's kind of funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it at 184 people estimate. The number of people killed in gang violence This year in Haiti is over five thousand She's low. So like Haiti is a small country

It is a very small country lots of the gangs have completely taken over and they had a mass execution of the elderly this week. And they're saying that the gangs control everything and are taking everyone's cell phones away so the residents aren't able to spread information about this attack. So we really don't know anything yet. We will get deeper into the story. It is a fucking insane story. It is just that is intense.

Yeah. It is a fucking insane story. It is just that is intense. Yeah, cuz I'm surprised I could I guess like I'd actually want to know more about that side story Tell POTL and gmail.com about anything, please and the state of voodoo in Haiti it was also must be that that is interesting because I thought it was really a popular like folk Thing like I did not know. It's obviously not real. Well, unless you believe it. Unless you're getting murdered by a Haitian gang leader over it, then it's pretty fucking

real. Yeah. Also, I'm pretty sure it doesn't say anywhere that the child actually died. The child's just sick. Well, that's the thing. I mean, for me- That's crazy. When I have a cold, I might as well be dead.

Oh, the kid died? Oh, yeah'm that's crazy when I'm when I have a cold I might as well be dead died No, okay. Good. Yeah, I know I'm saying it's good. Also in just as important news Apparently according to our favorite gypsy rose with her former husband husband the D is in fact not fire even though she said in a sworn statement that her ex-husband's D was fire. I'm on a high right now. I'm living my best life and y'all can't take that from me. And the D is fire. Yes so unfortunately no and I actually can't know why she would say that because I'm looking at Ryan Scott Anderson now

And yes, he does look like Winnie the Pooh But you don't think that Winnie the Pooh knows how to fuck. It looks like if you cracked him open Brian Thompson would come out You see we always come back to humor We'll always come back to humor What a day so next we don't wear we're almost at Christmas I feel like that's also part of the reason why I'm feeling like extra edgy But I'm happier this year than I've been in years. I'm very away. I'm fucking stressed stress miss It's a fucking hard holiday season. I think that we gotta be, I know people talk about this,

but we gotta be good to each other. During this time period, you gotta live every day knowing for a fact that, yeah, sometimes grandma, she's a fucking bitch, but hey, you know, it's Christmas time, everybody just shut up about it for a little bit. You can laugh about it with your grandmother, you know what I mean? She's got some fucking bad things to say.

She's got some bad stuff, bad thoughts in her brain, but, you know, fucking put Sebastian Maniscalco on. Yeah, and smoke weed. Dude, get your grandmother an edible. Go for that walk, man. Help out, take the dog for a walk, go get stoned. Some people get paranoid, Eddie, but for those of you, but if you get paranoid and you're not into it, that's I totally get it

It's entertainment for everyone else fucking make yourself come in your asshole Yeah, like honestly, I want to try it What's the last time you shot one in the air then threw down your pants and caught it with your with your hole? It's hard come you come Jerking jerking jerking jerking jerking jerking, jerking, jerking, jerking. We were just in New York. And you come in the air real, real, real far, and then you take off your pants, and you lay down on your belly, and you try to catch it with your asshole?

Yeah, it's called the Bellagio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did, yeah, I was just in New York, yeah. Yeah, no, it's cool. So yes. Okay. Very recently. Um, but if you ask my wife, she would say, yes, the D is fire.

Yeah. Because, oh man, oh man, when I catch that cum in my asshole, she's the happiest she's ever going to be that week. She comes to your ass? No, when I do it for her. Oh, yes. When I do the Bellagio in front of her. When you Bellagio, yeah, when you Bellagio.

It's a great trick. That's how I got her. Yeah. You know? That's like, it's just because I'm fucking sexy. That's not just why she's with me. I'm funny. I'm entertaining.

I said some stuff today, right? I don't even remember what I said today. I feel like I blacked out in rage. Well, that's the thing. I promise we're going to get back to the jokes next week. I feel like we were still vaguely funny. Yeah, I know, I know. Big stories.

Big stories. And we got to talk about them. You know, it's hard because it's like the information is very important Well, it's cuz they're also you shouldn't be getting info from us. Well, I think whatever you heard today Let this spark your interest and go out and learn a lot more I trust the Guardian. I read the Guardian. Yeah Yeah, I read the Guardian Al Jazeera. Honestly, it's pretty good Yeah from the outside, you know who I trust I hate them, but you know who I trust who TMZ

TMZ knows what's happening the Like they have connect we do hate them. Oh, yeah, I don't think I don't Store they break stories faster than anybody else. Oh my god, if you hear a rumor that someone's dead, it's like Oh Prince is dead. It's odd. It's I it's their first But we'll do some listener emails tomorrow next week. We're gonna get really silly right before the holiday I do believe we're gonna do a little we might do a little something extra for the holiday I think I'll be fun. Yes, go see us Go watch the stream this the stream. I promise you it's gonna be a laugh a minute What the last stream last stream on the left go to patreon.com slash last podcast on the left also check this out

I'm wearing my for today. I'm wearing my last podcast in a left alien shirt. It's awesome. Yeah, we're go pick yours up There's lots of good merch available get your orders in soon if you want them for Christmas they get it We're getting flooded right now So if you want your shit for the holidays, make sure available get your orders in soon if you want them for Christmas they get it We're getting flooded right now So if you want your shit for the holidays make sure you put your order in today show people that you Are cool with the podcast community also gotta say might be a merch drop on Eddie tunes comm this week It might be I saw some of those I try to put in some feedback. We took your note. Well, we took your note Thank you. Yeah And yeah, if you want you go check out Luigi Mangione's I think is his manifesto will be on the internet for a while longer

And if you want try anything else, you should check out you should probably give Your fucking mother a call or something. I think if you have one, you should probably give her a call and you should probably, this might be a good time for us all to have a very peaceful Christmas season. Yeah man, I saw that fucking Emilia Perez movie. What was that? Oh. What is that?

Everyone's loving it, it was garbage. Zoe Saldana. Yeah, Zoe Saldana musical. Netflix. Netflix, it is. You were all saying things, I don't know who Zoe Saldana is. You know who Zoe Saldana is. Netflix. It is you were all saying things. I don't I don't know who's always held on I you know who's always held on. I guess she's

She's been Colombiana, which one? Remember the movie Colombiana. No, she was the hot fucking assassin No, she's the most popular actress in the world avatar. Yes. Yeah, I know that blue woman. Yes Oh, yeah, go to the galaxy. Yeah, she's very good. Yes. She's very beautiful. Yes! Yeah, I know that blue woman. Yes, she's been in the most popular movie in history. Oh yeah, Guardians of the Galaxy, yeah, she's very good. Yes! She's very beautiful. Yes!

Movie's not good though that she's in though, that you should. It is bad, it is bad. I love Sully's House, that's why I went on. You know, I literally, I was at the IMC Center in New York, and I literally walked out like 40 minutes in, I was like, listen, this movie fucking sucks. Can I go see Carrie see Carrie cuz Carrie was playing and then he's like, all right. Yeah, you're the fifth guy Yeah, you like literally is like you can tell people the bitchin about this movie. He was just like yeah

Yeah, we do know are we doing ads for gladiator 2? I don't think so cuz I fucking walked out of that movie that movie sucked We both walked out of a movie this weekend in New York I know what I didn't walk out of one until Washington's great though. Yeah. Yeah, he's fine. Yeah, I didn't see it But you know, I don't go into that also go see an aura an aura was wonderful. Everyone's saying or supposed to be great It's unbelievable Sean Baker movies are always great. But an aura was perfect. Go see an aura if you see anything to the holiday season I also got my Christmas Day, Nosferatu tickets. Oh yeah, I'm going on the 27th.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody's talking fucking hot ass shit about this movie. It looks fucking awesome. I can't wait to see this movie. He's looking good. You see Stellan Skarsgard kiss his son in the mouth? He was so happy. Oh, he pulled a Brady.

Tom Brady. The other goat. Tom Brady loves kissing his family on the mouth. He really does. It's weird, right? That's why he, you know, he unretired. You know, what's he gonna do? Stay home and play spin the bottle with his kids all day?

Ha ha, gotcha you fuck. Ha ha, fuck you Tom Brady. Ha ha ha ha ha. You big headed motherfucker. Please don't, please don't send the starwhackers after me well what a great episode hellsaitan everyone oh yeah go to all the other stuff last podcast love.com buy live tickets we're gonna be doing a lot of different shows our live shows better than ever I go check it out yeah and twitch.tv slash

LPLT cast and good put guess is new and it's the new episodes all about Japan ooh oh my god did you see we got the numbers back brighter side went up over And good put guess is new and it's the new episodes all about Japan. Oh My god, did you see we got the numbers back brighter side went up over a hundred percent. You're doing very well Go listen a brighter side. We're fucking crushing it right now. Very well. Come on with it folks. I love you guys We'll see you next week. Um, hail Hail my mom. Hail my dad. Yeah, you know, I'm sorry that America killed them Yes, but I'm gonna confess here and fortunately Eddie it was me As an orphan I have the biggest orphan in the world