Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Lake Tahoe Foot Fondler

Episode Date: July 13, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news - starting off with Manson Family Murder-er Leslie Van Houten's release from prison, Serial child rapist / gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar stabbed multiple times in Federal Prison, Alleged Idaho murderer Bryan Kohberger's former life as a Soundcloud Rapper EXPOSED, The Lake Tahoe Toe Fondler, The Mystery of Rudy Farias, Mandy Moore catches thief (on camera), chaos in Vegas, Wally the Emotional Support Alligator, a battle of Heroes, porky listener e-mails, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories. That's one of the cannonball some started. Side stories. Side stories. Yeah. This guy out of Tim Birchett out of Tennessee, he says, uh, UFOs are going to turn the earth to charcoal. He wishes. Cause you know what? Charcoal reliable fuel propane and propane accessories.

So I was in Atlanta this weekend had a great time. I'm still sort of processing the salts. Oh, yeah, you had a lot of meat. I was in sendy. I go. So I remember I met number one. I met puppy songs guy. She's tax. So what's up? Puppy songs love it. Puppy songs help this man She's tax issue without representation is theft. My thing is I want to do I want to represent him as an entertainment manager But you know, I also want to represent what so this morning. Oh this guy lightning In a tunic. I don't know if you can light in a tunic. I don't know. I think it's like eating a tunic. I saw a guy legless armless. Oh, guess what? He's the champion of corn hole champion of the United States. I see that.

Yeah, I saw man. I watched that man today because I cannot believe. Well, that was a re-run. I watched it live yesterday. Really? Yeah. The accuracy of the elbows. I don't know. I just think about crush that other dude. That was crazy. Yep. That? Yeah. The accuracy of the elbows. And then I just think about crush that other dude. That was crazy. Yep. That was awesome. His little hop. He used the elbows. Yeah. He flips it up. And I'm talking about holes in ones. He makes tiger look weak. Well, absolutely. And you know, he's getting that tram. He's getting a horn hole. Funk and nut. Well, whoever that man is, he's here of the week. I'm just going to say it right now. Also, when he was born, they say that of the week. I'm just going to say it right now.

Also, when he was born, they say that a 3% chance of living and he is 100% a champion when it comes to going. I couldn't believe it. I was watching him do this thing and the whole I felt like Colonel Tompaka. Yeah. Watching him and I was like, I will make that man the most most famous cool wall on the sides of the planet. Did I anybody? I will make him a snowman.

I love it. I know snowmen. Welcome to side stories. Everyone been hanging out with Henry Tom Hanks. Who you wait. Why? You guys again, doing Colonel Tom Parker underrated performance. Yeah, hot topic.

Wait, what is it? I thought that his Tom Parker, what wait, when, hot topic. Wait, I'm not the game. What is it? I thought that his Tom Parker, what wait, when, what, who is Tom Parker? Elvis is manager. Colonel Tom Parker. Okay, Colonel Tom Parker. I love to have that. You know what I also got a chance to see? What the fuck and well. Oh, did you like it? It was a fat person menstrual show.

There's a good section where he's mad everywhere. You know, he's sad. Obviously. He's also and then he does this thing with And the woman goes all right and she pulls that up. I'm gonna fly chicken and hand it to him and he goes I'm fucking a fried chicken and hand it to him. And he goes, how? How? How? You remember when he's sitting in the ball, so he's just him full.

I was like, listen man, hey, you tell me that's not real life, buddy. I got what you've seen the show. I feel that you've got at least, I think some people, no matter what you are, could you continue to eat fried chicken like a normal human being. They're not eating fried chicken. No, they're pro. Like he just, yeah, because how you get all the meat off for a canife? No, you gotta use your hand in your teeth.

For a canife first round, then it's hands and teeth. Well, so you suck it down and bow. You felt offended. You felt offended as someone who was consumed chicken that way as if he was sort of it was just He's wearing fat face And then he just fucking chomp it on that right you can stop fair, man No, it's not he want to fucking Oscar. I get least So I feel like they should have given a hundred dollars to every person that's over a 500 pounds.

I didn't just do a college ice for that movie getting made. I really think she'd go and then she'd just go and give that, just give that money to somebody else. Well, do you want to go down the Oscar, give out the gold, you know, you buy a lot of your place, their teeth. Yeah, that's that's true. But do you recall when it comes to large representation, there was a character named Fat Bastard. Oh, yes.

And many people were upset by it, but it was pre-internet. So we just got to laugh at how much you shat. But the thing about Fat Bastard is that he did talk about actually fairly successfully the cycle of pain, evolving and binge eating that actually think was more effective. I say that the Fat Bastard character, wow, a lot of how it takes up Wow, a lot of how it takes up top. A lot of how it takes the fat bastard character did more for bigger people than the royal ever will. Get in my belly. And you know what else?

It's about getting my it's yes. He's saying get in my belly and he's doing it in a way that's funny. But really he's got his he's looking for friendship. Yes, you know what? And fellowship. You know what lives in my brain rent free. Ravioli holy canola. That's Chris Farley.

All right. Well, speaking of people that were full sharing tape was full. She was pregnant when Leslie Van Houten and her crew of people decided to go gutter. So now Leslie Van Houten, she's 73 and they say she's just a grandma. Well, she's a grandma. She's been sick. She's like, oh my God. All right. Hold on. Let me say she's just a grandma. Well, she's a grandma. She's been sick. She's like, oh my God. All right, hold on.

Let me just, she's been now released. Governor Gavin Newsom, he let her slip through his greasy fingers. He did his five news voice. And now he is, she is on the streets, but once again, the family of the date, the date family, everyone's upset. It's very upset. But what do you think? Because this is, I'm actually going to say this.

It's a toss up question. It is. Should Leslie Van Houten be on the streets? Or should she die in prison? Because of what she did to those people who never had a chance to grow old? We're talking about it as a nation. As a nation. And so I wonder, uh, because, uh, Marcus pointed me towards John Waters, uh, he wrote an essay about Leslie Van Houten because they became friends. And he kind of got the story from her

in a way that does seem vaguely reasonable. She was there. She did mutilate one of the dead bodies. But just one. You know? I believe you mutilated. They do a Z, they do a meager. Voon.

Ravioli, holy, holy, holy, holy, holy. Get in dream maker. Voon. Ravioli only. Only. Get in my belly. You can't just quote fat bastard and Chris Farley on the stands. That's all I have, sir. That's all I am. You're on it. It would work.

It would, especially then you just turned out it's because you had a head injury. You only speak in Austin power slash mid 90s comedy soundboard. One neighbor you got a tumor and you come out and you just like, you just have a constant. You don't think that that's not going to be what my fucking tumor is like when I finally have dementia as you speak and being like, my books smell like my hog. Good. You know, I mean, like fucking garbage.

I'm just going to do anchor and quotes as I you know, I'm gone. But Leslie Van Halen was a part of it. She was not on the more extreme side of the other two women. The other two women did do more of the actual bike at the ultra boy lengths than she did. Yes, the other women, I believe were the ones who spelled heeled your skilter wrong and bathed in the blood of again. She's sharing it and Leno La Bianca. It was a forgotten person in this. Oh, yes. And so these guys are, it's hard to say. She's very, very old.

She's very sick. And so, very sick. Yes, she looked pretty fucking fine to me. Is she not born the Harvey Weinstein thing where every time you saw him, he had tennis balls, more tennis balls on his fucking walker. Like, he just knew so many actors. And so he just wanted to get in the game.

I feel like she might be. He was going to be like, because once you see Harvey Weinstein, because he eats fried chicken like that. Oh, of course. You're going to find one for that. I mean, but let's leave anyhow,

I think for what she did, because she came up for parole. I think it's four times. So she was granted parole many, many times, but Gavin Newsom in the, in the very end, he x-knit, he said, no, we'll put you back in there. Well, many governors in the past have said no, because the Tate family shows up every single a parole parole hearing to remind them that once again, they're like, this is sharing.

This is the life that she took. Or at the very least aided in the bed. It shows you, I believe that jail on some level should, yes, on one level, it should be for punishment. Under another level, there should be a form of rehab involved. She's 73 years old. She's become an activist for other prisoners. If she can come out and live a life that is helpful and is useful to society, that'd be much better than for us to be spending tax payer money for her to be sitting in jail.

But I don't know. My thing is, we're getting a rebate when she got out. No, but the best joke I think in either universe could provide is if she just immediately kills again, if that happens, then we can all be like, oh, but I think that the mostly, the most she's going to do is give you a one star review on. Yeah. She's not allowed to give any one star reviews ever again. Everything is better than prison food. She's not allowed to give any one star reviews ever again. Everything is better than prison food. She better give six out of five. She's old as hell.

1969 was the year Los Angeles Grocer Leno LaBianca and his wife Rose Mary when she murdered them when she was the 19 she has served 53 years behind bars. She's going to be completely controlled. She is in the hands of the people that she has been working with. I think that she, I don't think she's going to do more crime. I think that she's out of the crime business. Most likely to be fair. We know. I am trying to soften on some level, depending on what's going on because I know that there are people that like they've learned their lesson.

How do we move on as a country besides constantly punishing people 24 seven? How do we grow? I think it's a part of it. It's like we should be able to have some form of mercy in a way if we can because she's going to be watched like a fucking hawk. Well, man, it's not like she's going to be a meat, you know, but by like TMZ, she's gonna be watched. But look at Carla Homoka. Carla Homoka is someone that I do believe in deserve to be in jail.

And she's free. So I actually would prefer Carla Homoka to be in jail because of the extent of crimes and the amount of crimes that she did and how well how deeply deeply involved she was, especially with the incest and all the other shit. We're like, this is a, you know, it is up for debate. But we're not, we're not discussing other people here. Van Howton did testify to stabbing Rose Mary over a dozen times as Patricia Kerwinkel, which is a far too cute of a name to commit murder Kerwinkel. It just sounds like she should work at a grocery store and she only sells fun food.

So she held down the victim. You can be a murderer with the cute name. You can't be. We gaskets. That's what the cutest. That's what the cutest. So apparently curwinkle held the victim down well, then hootin. Now 73 years old stabbed her at least a dozen times.

But you know, the real person, you should really read that essay that John Rodders. Well, it's really interesting. It really does. I was against it truly. I was against her getting out at all because I think it's symbolic. It's about like keeping the last member of the Manson family in jail. But at the same time when I read it and I got more of a human side to her, I, you know, let's give her a shout. She was just going to dip. Well, even worse, she can't be worse than AI. You know, we're that true.

Well, we'll see what kind of acting works she gets. She might actually be in the John Waters feature film. If she's on dancing with the stars, I'm going to be mad. She was the man singer. Yeah, I could see her on that. It's not really bad out. And then we'll be like, whoa, wow. I could see your on man. It's not really bad out in the room.

You're like, whoa, oh, man. So anyway, Tex Watson was also there. Obviously, Tex is really, in my opinion, the Manson true cult leader of the entire thing. He's the actual psychopath. I almost think we should do a whole episode just on Tex fucking Watson. We could redo it. I would love to find out what happened after the fact and kind of what his life has been like in jail.

Because you hear all those, because I know that, you know, Richard Ramirez was quote unquote collecting accolades from jail. We know that John Wayne Gacy was getting help from outside of jail. So who knows? He probably had a whole section of people because they say that the family is still alive. So text ended up stabbing Rosemary 12 times in the back. And then to make the whole thing worse. And this is why I think it should have been brought up in her parole hearing after the murder as Van Houten changed her clothes, went to the couple's fridge, drank their chocolate milk. That's the worst crime. You're gonna fucking kill me. And then you're gonna drink

my chocolate milk. That's my chocolate milk. God damn. I think technically though, if you are murdered, your chocolate milk goes to your murderer. Oh, you better wait, because this is 1969, chocolate milk. That's real chocolate. To the Victor goes this spillo. I suppose so anyway, there you go, man, howden. She's out on the streets, watch out, grab your purse. If you're an old man out there and you're looking for a still relatively attractive 19, 73 year old woman. Then there you go. She's not see what you put to the crimes. Yeah. I honestly, I mean, they all looked good.

That was kind of the thing. My call she's going to be dead by the end of the year. You think so? Yeah, I think she's going to be dead by the end of the year, but that, but again, I'm not wishing her ill. But I think she's not going to live. I think she's going to die. You think so?

Oh, yes, I think she's very sick. I think she's going to die. A future on the whole thing. And we have a couple of other little updates. Number one, yes, murder is a horrible crime. But you know, and I also think is one of the other, truly, which we've covered many times in the last podcast and left one of the worst crimes of all.

It's wrapping without rhythm. Because wrapping is got to be, I mean, it's difficult. For a while I'm aligned wrapping because I thought it was fast talking, but now I understand that it's like, some of it is. It's layers, it's certain guys, you know, like it's guys you figure out, they make words sound cool. You know, interestingly enough, we should actually cover this in depth,

but the US penal system, the prisons, the private prisons, coercive at Geo group, they own the rap industry, they own the music industry, which is is really a bizarre, bizarre situation. He showed just how much, how much their money travels. It's very interesting. Oftentimes directing the lyrics to be what they are in order to fill the prisons so that they can make their money be very careful. Do not be. That's why I'm glad Leslie then out in his out. That's why I'm glad she's out. Because I think she's going to start wrapping. Who knows? I think she could do fills. What if it's just her in case the Anthony just hanging out? I mean, again, I'm a Madonna and Amy Schumer hang out. Think about my roster, what will my roster will be?

The puppy songs guy. The guy from the, the, the, uh, the Cornhole champion. I mean, I'm going to bring both of them onto the team. And then again, that's how I'm putting together. That's my dance crew for you. So you think you can dance. Okay. But the corn hole guy is a corn. He's a corn guy. He spins. Okay. You don't think you can't put that guy in his head. He can spin like the guys. Remember the show roundhouse

from Nickelodeon? No. They spin in the top of their heads. Oh, kind of fun. Yeah. Yeah. I can be fun, right? Yeah. But again, rap. It's delicate. It's difficult. It is difficult. Now, this young man, we don't know if he's guilty of the crimes, he's accused of, we can say that he is certainly guilty of being

extremely bad at hip hop. Yeah, the co burger fucking situation, the way the media is covering this is nauseated. I am, I'm going to do, I'm staying neutral until the trial. All right, look how brave I am. Wow, incredible. I am, okay, I am just this far forward. I'm a regular Gwyneth Paltrow. You could tell by my, me and my breast size. Right? Oh, wow.

Well, Gwyneth, I think actually, you know, we have the same breasts. I mean, I've seen them in Shakespeare in love and I'll see them again and you're seeing right in front of you. I love it. It's the same set. Yes. Now, Brian Cobrager again, we know he, we his knee will be innocent until the day he is disc, you

know what he is? He'll just until that day. I don't even care about the crimes anymore. He's just guilty of being a fucking tool. Well, this is a, he's a douche. You can just see the douche. You can see the snarkiness for those of you that again that are lost. Brian coberger is currently accused of the murder of four young people, a Moscow idol. And we now we who knows what's going to happen here. But again, if the crime was simply against music, I say put this man in the chair because you hear is a little bit of his rap. Please play it. to release God Always the same thing that disrupts my life wonder when I'll change it I guess one that's time is right procrastinating mind the right thing to be a fight So I'm pacifist like I'm afraid to get a bloody

Pulp or not minus piss and I keep running Why exactly works the problem? I always gentle giant know to find all building our life and still I'm stuck in the future but I'm never looking at the Crush and unzip my white skin and all that Here's a cookie Wow

I'm a pleasure I'm a desert people people go and louder than my mother fucking Vigil and you like you get no See there was one One's crying No, it's like you are not my Incluid But I'm people and now I'm going regal

Oh, that was almost your own with us He just said regal twice I think he said eagle and then regal. Well, that is a rhyme, technically. So that's the more straight pick you get out. That's the man. The man is guilty. I don't care. I actually don't care. Um, he's guilty. Well, I can't, this is what we talk about all the time. It's just the mediocrity of these motherfuckers that is so much scarier. It's super genius? No, that's him. We'll see. That's how intelligent he is. He took four lives of people who could have actually done something. We'll find out if he ends up being acquitted. He's not see

his name up in lights. The cold burger man. They call me DJ. Cool burger. Oh, yeah, they're going to love him. Don't worry. You're going to love him and Drake. They're going to be hanging out. That, yeah. That'll be great. They're going to love him. Don't worry. You're going to love him and Drake. They're going to be hanging out there and soft pants. You know, I mean, they're all going to go to UFC together with Guy Fieri and Donald Trump. They're all going to hang out. They're all going to mix around. Hey, don't worry.

That crew is going to be lit. Dude, the who's who? Who's that? The UFC event that last week in Las Vegas. My favorite celebrity was their Rey Mysterio junior. Right from North Laid. Well, you know what's going to happen? It's actually going to be for co-burger.

He's going to live a life much more like Larry Nasser is living right now. Larry Nasser. Finally, it's nice for him to get a poke. This is, we haven't, we never went into detail on Larry, because it's not, I know how we would make his crimes remotely palatable with humor. And it was so systemic. I believe it was the head of Michigan state. Let me look at this.

So Larry, I believe his, because he was a doctor. He was a doctor and he worked with the US gymnastics team and he molested raped. Oh, I mean, probably hundreds of young girls. It is nice that they do lead that he's a serial child molester and rapist in his Wikipedia. I'm glad that's the start with the coach. Please. Yes, it was, it was a doctor. He was the team doctor for the United States Women's National Gymnastics team. He will let a systematic series of child molestations under his guys with these various girls. They were all under his care and he just got stabbed and fucking jail. So he got stabbed a bunch of times.

I do know why he got stabbed. I would assume he was rude. Also, they referred to him in a show. So this is the turn. So this is what he did. If you want to ask why you get stabbed in jail, here is a direct quick recipe. Larry Nasser was watching Wimbledon with a bunch of other prisoners in a common area, which is also kind of interesting enough itself. I'm watching Dennis is very interesting. Kind of a passive, almost peaceful sport. It is. And he was watching it. And then he a surmised wouldn't it be fun if all of those of the women playing were little girls and the man next to him.

Oh my God. This guy shamed out the dude that actually did the stabbing. Was it dude named Shane McMillan? He has priors for assaulting off the other dude for six. He stabbed another guy in prison 66 times. This guy did, you know, he made it's not good. It is what it is. What he did, but also at the same time, if you're going to stab anybody in jail, you could stab Larry Nasser. And how about next time finish the job?

Well, I actually think Larry needs to stay alive so we can suffer for longer. So Shane McMillan, this is what he does. I mean, he kind of, you know, goes after people in prison. He's there for life. It's kind of what he, it's his thing now, but he kind of, I feel like he kind of does it pointedly to not murder. So he doesn't get pinned for another murder. And then he just, he just stays in jail. I think he's going to stay in jail for a long time. So he swung the knife around 10 times, McMillan dashed a nasser in the neck, the chest and the back. And then he probably sat there and blood out for a couple of minutes, maybe a half hour or so. Shift change happens. And next thing

you know, a nassar has a collapse lung. He's rushed to the hospital. And now they're going to send him, I think it was to Michigan to a solitary confinement unit. So he's going to live, but yeah, he'll just be in a live, oh, yes, very much. And hopefully he has many years to just contemplate and live in hell. I hope that he lives in fear and in a state of tension until his dying days. Interestingly enough, Milan, he was just there for meth. And then he was supposed to be released next week. Yeah, I'm sorry. Next year, but he became a fucking he really, he likes

you, but you know what happened? He got another five years because he punched a CEO. Yes. And then this, he kind of sent him off the assault added 20 more years to his turn. Yes. So anyway, he's, he, he did the lords work in some ways, but also Larry Nassau, many of the victims say keep him alive, let him suffer, but that piece of fucking shit. God, I live in a horrible life and a rightfully so I just hope to live a life where I don't get stabbed in jail. I don't want to get stabbed in jail.

Well, honestly, like with Larry Lawden, friend of mine, I'm going to say is a friend, number one Jewel thief in American history. Did your friend? Yeah, Larry. Um, he, he went through a lot of the different things and it is surprising. You have to be polite. Oh, you have to be polite. Yes, you have to think about what your, what your actions do to others. Very much so, you do because it is a very layered environment.

Also, if you are in there for pedophilia, don't fucking mention it. Just walk away. It's like every time you better learn how to cook or cut hair or learn how to fucking, you better be pretty fucking useful because if not, they're going to fucking and then

and then and then it's shank, yeah. Because I was talking about two, but the idea of like, because a lot of shanks are not super long. Shanks are pretty short because they had to be able to, you got to be able to hide them. So you know, I'm a real, so you could do a lot of damage in a short period of time, but just enough to not kill somebody.

Absolutely. Well, there's many ways to make a shank. How do you think someone would be treated in jail if they found out when they, because they don't say idea, right, they come, they pull your card where they come up to you and they go like, what you informed sucka? You know what I mean? You have to go like, yeah, that's you don't think that's racist. Oh, there's a gun.

I go like, nah, I'm in here for making people laugh too much. And he's like, oh, I see terminal Joe Garitis. Oh, I see how that is. I'm like, I don't laugh. I don't think that person that you're impersonating would be speaking with you. Hey, there fool. What are you doing there fool? You get and I'm like, oh, funny.

You mentioned fool and then like I pull like a flower for my experience. I feel like really fun stuff there. Absolutely. That's going to make you're going to you're going to do great and prison. I'm there for it. Here for it. Thank you. Here for him.

But what do you think you do to say they found out that he was a serial fondler of people's feet while they're sleeping? Hmm. Like what response does one adults? Yeah. I can't imagine it's the worst. I feel like you might demand the massage your feet. You got to let us know actually side stories. No, POTL Gmail.com. I'm not really sure on that one because it seems innocent to

nothing, but I don't know the full story here. So did he break into people's homes with a feet in his mouth? No, we'll see. We'll find a hair. Police. Because guess what? Did it did it breaking news? He's still out on the prowls. Now, tell me really? They're look out for prowler who fondles women's feet in hotel rooms. Now, he is taking the Lake Tahoe area by storm and a way that is causing everyone to feel a little toe-based fear of prowler. He's breaking into these rooms, right? And people are arriving and they're arriving to consciousness.

They're waking up to a man sucking and fondling their feet. I feel like I'm gonna comfort this story like three weeks ago. There has been many of these stories. The footage is not a problem. You can find somebody to fulfill that. That's actually really because very simple. The guy we covered was the guy that was the hotel employee. He was sucking on all the toes.

He was sucking on toes, but he was a man on man toe, Saka. This is a man on the woman toe fondler. Oh, okay. These toes are being fondled. And they said the, the both in both cases, according to investigators, the victims rooms were on the ground floor and is suspected at this time that the suspect entered the rooms via the unsecured exterior screen door. So that's the thing to think about. And upon waking, the guest reported that the intruder left via the screen door, which I also they have no description of this man. There's no description out of this person. I get to keep saying man because I'm pretty certain it's gonna be a bro. But someone's going in there and they're playing with feet.

And this takes place in San Francisco and I will see you in San Francisco. That's a great plug. And you know, Sunday, so whatever hotel he's in, he's always, that's what he calls himself. Some people say foot, fondler, he's more of a rogue masseuse. Yeah. Well, isn't that something and the, the women would wake up around 4 30 in the morning. So this guy is real late. Oh, yeah, that's a really, really commute to fondle feet. He can just buy a bunch of fake feet and rub those if he wanted to. That might actually work to be honest. I think a lot of times they get the surprise factor. They like the fact that they're waking somebody up and they go like, whoa, and he's down

there going like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, suck it and like another feet. Well, that's another story there. So we don't know, that person is out. He's a prowler, watch your feet, watch your feet. Where's shoes when you sleep? I guess you have to know. I would, about like,

I'm not sad. Isn't that sad? Yeah, that's all I'd wear. Gotta wear shoes when you sleep, no. But be naked the rest of it. Well, he doesn't seem to care. I know, but then you could see that's my turn him off. Yeah.

If he sees it hard dick, you might leave leave get your farts on and things of that nature Get them out of there. If you're man, pick your toenails There's no one to sing and then he thinks it's a lady and then he's foam the feet and he looks up And it's a dude and he's just like oh, I'm not gay. I think he likes any feet I think any foot will do he might I can't really I mean I'm sure that I would be tricked to looking at feet and be like dad your woman It's free to have feet and pan up and it'll just be a big old dude. I don't know. Can you tell? Look at my foot.

Right. Let's see. Would you possibly think that this foot's, let me see it actually. It's very tiny. You think that's a woman's foot? You like that? It's small. No, I don't like this. I'm not a foot person. So you think that's good. You would, you'd look at this feet and like, they're beautiful. They're you got a king. You need to king at home because you're

queen. I think you have fungus on your toe. I'm in the process of feel of fixing it. I got a cream on it. Oh, yeah. The nail had to grow back. There was a Tennessee soccer coach that was arrested after a problem. Tennessee soccer coach was arrested after a rich man's problem Tennessee soccer coach was arrested after videos of underage boys. Being raped around his phone. So that's not good. This is Camilla, her Tato campos. That's great. Great story. Um, delete. Beasts. So that's not good. That's what I'd say. I'd say delete. You know, pieces. Shit. Don't I mean, I'm gonna let everybody know. Let everyone know. You know what? I don't want to see it. don't want to know. I don't want to know.

I'm glad it's good for evidence, but at the same time being like, like, don't show me. Wow. I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. 63 years old. Always. Anyway, so that guys are real pieces of shit.

Maybe it gets a franny of pops up when you're 25. Do you think he's being a pedophile shows up when you're like 45? No, I think you just like wake up when they go like, oh, I wish boobies were deflated. No, no, I think it's far more intense than that. Yeah, I bet. Yeah, but hey, I'm not here for intensity. Well, that's that story they were unconscious. Oh, you'll have a nice time in prison as well. What's in for watching the wrong kind of smut?

That's for certain. I feel like that's a way to frame it. I do want to talk a little bit, just kind of talk about the little bit of the case facts here, but a lot's going to be coming out in the next couple of days because this is super fucking weird, but it's very suspicious. What are you opposed? No, I want to talk about the Rudy Farris case. Oh, dude, this is crazy. We know we're near finding out what an

alive fuck is going on at the center of this story, but something is something is going to be revealed at some point that we might explain what's going on, but right now it is all over the place. Now the facts are was that the young man by the name of Rudy Farrius was labeled as missing since March 6th in 2015. Eight years ago, eight years ago, is that he was been missing. And then last Wednesday, they, he appeared. Right. Churches went go looking for him. He appeared.

He was in front of a hospital. Well, they had, they had stopped looking for him. Everyone basically at this point, they kind of assumed he's dead. Yes. But it looks as if he was, perhaps it was a perhaps it was a worse fate that he was living with. Because now we're finding out that yes, she was quote, unquote missing for eight years, but it claimed that now he was actually at home with his mother, possibly getting abused, sleeping in the same bed with her, being forced to be kept inside, being told to give

people a fake name while the mother went ahead and did things like did it go fun me about how me look for my son help me these various things. Right now we're seeing what claims of this are real and what are fake because a couple of let's just call them independent researchers got involved in the middle of the story because we know that Rudy Farias was at missing because he voted three times. We know that he voted. He was out and he was able to speak with neighbors. But again, at that time, I mean, he was there. The mind thought that it would have been so long that everyone had forgot about him. Yes. He was forced to fulfill what she would refer to his father

duties. That's what he said. He said they treated me as daddy. Yeah. Um, he says that he was abused, drugged and and kept in slave-like conditions. Given mushrooms to keep him confused, he was told to introduce himself as a bit. But again, these are the claims that are being made by the people that were speaking on behalf of this young man, Rudy Faryas, to were several with the, with their labeling as activists. I'm not telling this story. I'm not questioning them where the fuck was the kid for eight goddamn years?

She was inside, but the thing is that Rudy Farias himself has been talking to people on YouTube in these various places. He's doing all of these things. And I imagine most people are telling him to not do where they are. I think he's extremely fucked in the head right now. Yes. We have no idea what's going on with this young man, but he is saying he's rolling it all back.

He's now saying that they abuse it and happen, that the drugs didn't happen, that all these kind of things. So I don't know what's happening. There was a lot of it. There's a lot of shame goes with being abused. I feel like a Rudy Faurious is just he is, he is traumatized and something is not adding up. And we have to figure out what they need double hop, but he sticks. We don't know. We we're not going to do that. But someone else will. Quennell X, a Houston activist, they say no child should be treated like that by his own mother. But no, no, no, no, what how Quennell knows what they know. And then it's all about, they, whatever the hell this mother did, which is, it's, it's very, very confusing. Janie Santana is the name of the mother. And, um, yeah, was it is real nasty stuff? Because she acted like that's a thing. He said, she wrote on Facebook. It's him. It's our

Rudy. He's been found and he's alive in the hospital right now. She's acting as if he was missing as well. She's doing that. She's unbelievable. She's just lying. She's just lying. No one really knows what the fuck the truth is. It's just a, it's very complicated. I'm assuming that it was just violently abused for eight years. I think so too. I think so too. I think so too. I think so too. I mean, I, I, I hope not. I hope that it was just that me nice cream and doing puzzles. That'd be nice. Yeah.

I don't think that was. Maybe some of the father issues are really just more like maybe he was helping her pay taxes. No, no, no. Maybe he was cleaning the gutters out and the right way, not the back. Maybe he was like, you know, I don't know. Maybe one of the problems there. Either way, she's guilty of fraud, but the dude was the young man, of course, when you have a go fund me for someone that's missing, and you will expect that they're not

missing. And then that would be fraudulent. But the poor young man also saw his brother dying of his in front of his own eyes. And also his father was a police officer that was investigated in an internal affairs, ticket rigging investigation. His name was Rudolf Faurius III. He shot himself in the mouth while in a police vehicle while still in uniform that day he was asked to turn his badge

in. So he's this poor young man has done. I'm getting told for the ship. He is really this poor dude did not have a fair go at it. Yeah. Well, they say he was never missing over those eight years. So there you go. We'll find out what the hell happens. That's another depressing story. That is a depressing story. It is interesting, though. And there's another story that is what this is what Ferrius said. He said he was brainwashed.

Yes. He's believing after his mother told him he would be arrested if he from leaving because his mom said, oh, you'll be arrested if you go outside. He's dialing and all. He's pulling everything. He's a victim. I mean, he's a victim. Of course, I feel that he's just very confused. I don't know what else going on. You can't really almost. You can't even take his word

for it. Right. He needs to be D programmed and honestly, it's. They don't do that anymore. They're doing it to Allison Mac. I mean, he needs to go through a, you know, hundreds of hours of therapy. It's kind of crazy. You really not, you don't, you can't do deep programming. I think anymore. I think that technically it's like illegal. Like you have to hide it. Whatever it would be called. He needs to go through there. We should run a deprogramming like snap out of it. Yeah. Called snap out of it. Snap out of it. Yeah. And then what we do is we, we make you, we first of all, we teach you how to eat whale style. We're the relax into it. Now the're planning to bring in this next take.

Could you take that whole piece of chicken, put it in your mouth, and then pull it out like your heathcliff? Yeah, I think you're caring, dear. He's gonna win an Oscar for it. He already did. I know. He already did, and guess what, man?

I, God bless the Oscars. And God bless show business. There's what a, what a wonderful industry. The head of WGA, the head of the guys, the negotiating and getting against the WGA, they said that they're going to let the strike go until all of the writers are fully evicted from their apartments. That's fantastic. What a great industry. It's almost like they're killing the writers off because they actually don't want them to be there because big tech is taking

their jakes. Either way, we will, uh, the Rudy Ferrier story. I'm sure we'll update that. We're going to get to that. It's on my true crime. Rade, uh, uh, you know what? It's been a true crime radar. You know, well, this is on my true criminal. Hmm, Mandy Moore. You know, just because you want to see her in a police uniform. I'm kind of hot. Yeah, we've got Mandy Moore. There a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of I can't and I won't show my belly button ever again. I'm this you stop being a thief. Many more carton alleged thief on camera. I see it. I see it. You did. I'm Andy Ma and I'm the sexiest dumbest woman in a while. Oh right. Well, she's 38 now and she's the star of this is us. I'm sorry. I think she's nice. So she's fine. She does seem fun. And she says, people are the worst. And then she is.

I don't wax. People are the worst. She's not Casey Anthony. I know, I'm sorry. You know, she's doing fair. I mean, you aren't being unfair to her. I think anymore, honestly, I don't know what it is. I don't have any animosity towards him anymore.

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No, I don't know. Did she taste this guy? I actually don't know. Did she go like, hey, you take this shit over to X-Tina's house. Yeah, I got no good stuff, because X-Tina, you know for a fact, she's got like, I don't know who X-Tina is. Christina Galera.

Oh, why do they call her X Tina? Because it's just fine. Christina Galera. And she does this thing because I had a my high school girlfriend. She, they, um, she had these columns. It's like, I thought it was super fancy. I didn't know now is actually very trashy, but I thought it was her fancy where it's like, you looked at it was these big white columns inside her home that had fiber optics

to it. And they would sparkle and stuff. First of all, I think that that's probably what X white columns inside her home that had fiber optics to it. And they would sparkle and stuff. First wise. Yeah. And I think that that's probably what X Tina has in her home. Well, and there's nothing wrong with that. No, I think I could see X Tina. She's got a conipple rings.

Yeah. Big voice. But I think too much. She's too much with the trills. And you know what I mean? It reminds me with Rudy Ferry's Stockholm syndrome, also with the whale. You know, I don't like this so much with the Brendan Fraser, because Hollywood, I love Brendan Fraser.

Of course, they molested him. He did. They set him up all the time. They threw him away. They did. And then still, Hollywood has such a pull. He was crying when he won the Oscar. Because it's incredible.

It doesn't matter. You can all the baskets. You can smell. You have to pay for the goddamn thing. All of the funny people, everyone just pay for it. Oh, Brendan Fraser. Whoa, you see in there, you see Steve Martin for the goddamn thing. All of the funny people, everyone just pay for it. Oh, Brandon Frazier, whoa, you see in there, you see Steve Martin, he's got a quip. You know, there's nothing really sadder.

Well, I was in the office of somebody who happened to have an Oscar. What? And they allowed you in. Yeah, that was weird. I don't think they knew who I was. And then they're just like, my ass gear. It's cool.

It's not. I mean, you got to do the thing. You got to do it all the cheeky celebrities do where the Oscar goes in the bathroom. And they're like, I don't even care about it. It's like I don't even care about it. And you're like, it works. Our webby is dude in Marcus's office

in the prime location. So everyone can see that story. If I get an Oscar, I'm keeping it in my car. I'm going to drive around and just show. Like I said, yeah, if I'm in traffic and shit,. I'm going to drive around and show. I'm in traffic and I'm just going to like, I'm going to ask her when her hand was a brosky. I'm going to ask her when her hand was a brosky. Well, anyway, did you see this story?

Because I'm also going to be in Las Vegas coming up. See, this is called Good Plug. This is how you get people energized. Do you see this story about this naked dude? I sent you this article. So this guy was butt ass naked, right? Because cuz that's what you do then you ran into a casino Jumped on one of the time on the poker tables and then he continued to take up his clothes. Hey man That's fun. Yeah, it was just better than what fucking happened in Caesars this weekend

What happened there? You see they avoided a big chute. No another man. I was he well they got to him He's how intense his security has gotten. They got to him. This is whatever it takes, which is very important. They got to him the second. He busts out his own windows. There's the end season's palace. Get the fuck out of your through a window on a top floor.

If you take a look at pictures of him, remember the guy that was the guitar player from cheap trick with the little hat. Oh, yes. Now I do. He looked like that guy where he's like tall guy cargo shorts. I can't tell you a sheet of tricks song, but I know that guy. I know that guy. That's it.

And then he threw it, but he had apparently had a gun, but they stopped them before a certain shooting people. God, you have to be. Stop it. I fucking assholes. You never know. Everyone loves Vegas. But again, it shows they are just remember though.

That's another important thing to remember though. Here we are. On the opposite on when you're in Vegas, you are on camera. You are on camera. Every inch of that entire city, well, at least the strip, you're on camera. They have the bio metrics. They have your face breakdowns because you, you know, they do that, right? If you're banned from a casino, they know know, they know they will get you within minutes. Oh, trust me. I have hung out with some people that we're banding to seeing us.

And that's what I do. I'd be like, take him officer. I want nothing to do with him. You take him. I hate this man. I can't believe what you do, sir. So anyway, this guy did almost an in it. Well, definitely more innocent crime than that person.

Yeah, they're just naked. They top a stream pool tables area and poker tables. That's fine. Yeah, he was a vagus crime. He was gyrating on top of a poker table. Technically, he was the up or was he up or was he now? I think that he was just gyrating. Maybe side to side, Brian Danielsick.

He was jailed on five counts of indecent exposure and one count. Five counts. Yeah. And one count of battery and disorderly condo. I guess the idea of, I mean, it's definitely disorderly condo. He was at the flamingo dancing, of course, like one. I don't want to say like, but yeah, of course, he's going to be anywhere, be

at the flamingo for that. Yeah, that does check out actually, but interestingly enough, it was only 11 30 at night. So he must add our day. Yeah, it's our early. Yeah, because I figured this would be a three or four. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was, uh, yeah, the man, oh man. Yeah. He should have had something to eat. Oh, yeah. He also, yeah, yeah. Um, he was, uh, yeah, the man, oh man, yeah, he should have had somebody eat. Oh, yeah, he also, yeah, then he, he did attack a man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. These are the crimes. Yeah, these are all crimes.

Yeah, yeah, obviously, but again, it's not a math shooting. And he thinks better than that. This is shooting. Okay. So now I get it. So he was at the flamingo. Uh, this is where he assaulted a man. And then he ran away. He was wearing sweatpants. He had a brown hair and a beard and that was it. Then he where he assaulted a man. And then he ran away. He was wearing sweat

pants. He had a brown hair and a beard and that was it. Then he was shirt. No shirt. Okay. So it's not a disguise would be to be completely leaning 20 minutes late, 20 minutes later, he showed up in Harris, but without the sweat pants. And then he kind of recognized me. That's he's like the new Clark Kent. Yes. And then he climbed on the poker table. And then he was naked and then he flaunted, quote, flaunted his genitals. Oh, flaunted. And then he, here you go. He's my layers. He flipped around and showed his backside before he's secured the cards, pulled him down. God bless. What are you going to do with this guy? This is going to be, if I could even, what do you even do with this guy? If I could be a fly on a wall in one courtroom,

it's the Las Vegas, just the morning, the 8 a.m. call, because you know what it is. It's, because then the booze wears off. Oh, the get hung over. Oh, my God. You smell and you're just like sweaty. Hey, officer, hey, how do I say, can I get a universal maligan? Is there any way for me to sort of rethink everything I've ever done? And you have to sit and deal with the police officer because that's hard. I know. Yeah, cuz they go, I just normal Vegas, I wake up, what, feeling guilty. Absolutely. Just being like having an innocent guy at a great night, totally peaceful with friends

and you're still like, what happened? What did everyone was fine? So interestingly enough, he took his, so the police are reviewing this, right? So we took his pants off at the link hotel and that's where Guy Fiatty's restaurant is. Ah, wow. Isn't that something?

Another, another connection. Yes. And then please say he appeared to be in a mental, in an altered mental state. Yeah. But what's cooperative? And then because you know that, have you ever seen cops in Vegas? The show cops in when they used to do Vegas. And there's only Reno 9-1-1.

There, there, there. What's really fun is to see a guy who is being totally out of pocket. And the cops come and just be like, officers, I just have to say, this is on me. You know, like a guy who's been like screaming and running up and down the strip. And then they get to him and he's like zip tied with the space thick of the pavement. Just being like, I just want to say first of all, I'm sorry for ruining your night. I didn't mean to kind of make you come out here in the middle of a strip. I know it's busy. The traffic has got to be terrible. Good.

Now, just like them lifting them up, hog tied with his empty. So it's just being like, I have missed not all of this. I heard that other man say I can I also ask for a universal Mulligan. He missed it. Well, he definitely had, he had a time. So the longer the investigation went on, cops say he still didn't recall the encounter, but was slightly more lucid. So he actually, I can't help to tell you that doesn't sound like me.

He actually did post bond and now a scheduled back in court August 17. Yeah, I think this guy will probably be one of those. This is he might have a sense of kind of like, how do you put, he might understand that it's an issue might look at a substance intake and think about this, think about like, what are the steps that took me to get here? I remember when we had a couple, there was a person that had a full sort of a drunken meltdown on one of our shows. And then I remember getting a message later on being like, thank you.

That night was my rock bottom. Thank you for allowing me to have that. And so I feel like maybe that could happen with him because this is a pretty good rock bottom. It was a my rock bottom. Thank you for allowing me to have that. And so I feel like maybe that could happen with him because this is a pretty good rock bottom. It was a great rock bottom. It's great because it's kind of fun. You stop drinking. Well, let me tell you.

And then everyone's been like, that's incredible. I wish you drink again. Right. I mean, it's fun. Yeah, because it's fun for everybody else. Yeah, that's him there. Oh, yeah, he looks like. Yeah.

Yeah, actually, the definitely, I think I, we work with that guy on a Twitch. He does look like a better man I've seen before. Yeah, that's a man I've seen before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm just happy he didn't storm the Capitol. This is, it's better to do. No, he's, he's technically just playing. This is not political, Kessel.

No, it's up political. This is about exuberance unchained. And sometimes exuberance, as we've learned, can be criminal and to be honest with you, we're sitting there, we're playing video, we're let. Oh, yeah. And we see a guy butt ass naked on the poker table. Welcome to Vegas. I mean, I'll be like, that's it right there. That's a commercial on it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because of it again, but it shows, unfortunately, the ultimate lie, because what happened to Vegas does not stay in Vegas. Well he might have to know because he'll be in cars. He might have to be there for a trial.

Probably not. I wonder where he's from. You know, the nice thing is no children around whatsoever. That's the idea. That's huge. It's just, it is just normal public nudity. He did assault the other man, but assault has got a lot of different flavors. It does.

And also, you know, so you could have grabbed a tie. You could have thrown, you could have thrown a water bottle, you could have, who knows? Because it goes all the way for beating a man, like beating somebody with an inch of their life. To life. You grab somebody by the little pals of their dealer shirt. What a day.

And you could already see this guy coming. If he's just in soft pants and no shirt, you know that this has been a long day to begin with. Yeah, apparently I guess apparently police were worried about another match shooting. So they were a little late to the scene. I do think that there's a lot going on in that city. And that's feel bad for the, feel bad for the guy you had the royal flush. And then all of a sudden, a button naked guy comes up to your big cat. Can you imagine?

Can you, can you do the stoke out to the car stoke out? I probably don't bring that guy back here. He's my lucky job. Also, I've watched a whole video on these casinos. She didn't. Oh, yeah, dude. They come for you. They always win, buddy. Don't you work? I always went. I want to do this little before we get to the actual hero of the week. This was proposed as one of our heroes of the week,

but I think that this man might be completely absolutely batched and sane. I know that he was interviewed in an episode of the brighter side coincidentally. Is a man with an evil Joey Henny who has what he calls Wally, his emotional support alligator. Now what he says is that straight up, there's alligator, boom, different, it born different. It does don't bite. This is all thing.

He says alligator don't bite. I mean, it will look at this. I'm going to show you a little bit of evidence of what he's talking about. So a Wally, the emotional support alligator. Yeah. He seems lovely. But this is the thing is a Joey's sleeping with Wally in his bed. He's hanging out. No, look at this little example. Here's a little picture of you see Wally's talking about how, you know, he airwally, he's Joey saying Wally different, Wally different. He's just chicken his hand, right? And his fucking mouth for some different. He's just chicken his hand, right? And his fucking mouth, for some reason, he's just doing this.

Well, for the proof he doesn't bite in his bed, he's talking about how his jaws have 3000 PSI per inch pressure squeeze. Yeah. He's just slapping on his head and he thinks it's fine. He's like, it sleeps in his body. It goes in his house, sleeps his house, right? He's just there, just in his house. He's a giant alien.

I thought it would be. He's sleeping in his tub. He says he feeds a chicken. And now here's video of Wally. You'd sleep on his chest like it's carmelita. Here's a picture of his little video of Wally being introduced to a bunch of children in a pool. We're all just swimming with this fucking alligator. And you're saying it out with this fucking thing. They have no idea how this literal dinosaurs mind works. They don't know what this thing is thinking. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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I feel that this is just general. I did. I don't know where it's going. It's just saying I, it is right next to these kids that look so because you know what I don't I don't think kids look like food until you put them next to an alligator. And because in this context, they are food. The goal is to keep the alligator so well fed. He doesn't want to eat all the kids. But I feel like then they get, they are literally playing with its nose and sticking their hands inside of it's

fucking careful. I feel that this is a massive accident. And he was talking about when he interviewed him, which is like he said he was really friendly and was amazing, but he was like, that alligator is just a fucking, it's basically a Bichon fruze. It is basically what I mean. Like it's a lap dog. He's just hanging up with his alligator, petnid hang up all day, just like casually. And again, it's fine. I like the sees of documentation to find out that it has

some kind of brain injury to see whether or not that is indeed real. But it's his man's whole life. Like, Joe is like deeply emotionally attacked this alligator, which I do. I mean, I appreciate. Yeah. Now, I don't know what this thing's going I do, I mean, I appreciate. Yeah. Now, I don't know what this thing's gonna do. I think it's gonna bite his fucking dick off. I think at some point it will. I'm not sure if it's gonna get any bigger. If it stays that same size, I suppose it could go bigger.

It's seven years old, so at this point, it is that full size. I think it's special needs. Oh yeah, it's tiny. It's very tiny. Okay, bigger than that usually. I don't know. But I just want to get to the, get just to say idea of being so sure He don't buy

That's like how you know he bites because look it was look what happened to fucking which one sick for you to or Roy One of them remember so those Those were their family those tigers where they're fucking family well But he pissed him off on stage. There was a there was a whole like I remember we showed it on the stream was an artistic dispute between the tiger. The tiger is like that's I don't like this part of the show. And he really fucked it up. I mean, at the end of the day again, we must respect nature. We should. You can't you don't know what goes on in the center of these animals minds. Just give that one guy who's stripped naked at the poker table or show. Why not? I watch that. Hey, man, I fucking I like his energy. Yeah, except for the assault, but again, I want to see what

happened. Well, we don't even know. It's a div who knows what happened there. Um, let's see here. All right. So there was a dude. I think we're ready for some hero, but, bro, this is our time for hero. This is it. Yeah. A freight train driver took a break from his work and a locomotive to play the part of rescuer for a little lost bug. Indeed, this little lost. Wait a second. Is it human? It's a human.

Is this allowed? Oh, kind of. Well, are you allowed to have a human hero? Yeah. Poppy the pug. Uh, he became frightened by a speeding car. And then this guy's a 60 year old dude and he said, whoa, that's a pug. And then he found him and he, I just said, what was he doing while what was the pug doing?

Well, he said, Joe, he was on a train. He's a trained conductor. He does something with trains. His name is Michael Jones. And, um, all of a sudden... Do you want to disguise, instead of the Iowan man who's collection of 70,000 pencils is being evaluated as possibly a world record? How is that heroic?

Because he just hoarded a bunch of pencils. He almost has a world record of pencils. He gives a fuck. That's a hero. No, it's a hoarder. No, it's a pencil collector. Is that a hoarder of the week? That's a pencil based hero. God, I would. No, it's a hoarder. No, it's a pencil collector. Is that hoarder of the week? That's a pencil based hero.

God, I would risk. It's making a world record. Call it number of heads. It's possible. His name's Aaron Bartholomaly. Also just get more pencils and then, ooh, you have the record. I'll get you fucking 100 pencils right now.

He's saying right here that I don't think that this fucking physically possible. He claims to own more than 70,000 pencils. That's substantially more than the Guinness World Record for the current pencil collection. That's a whole collection, Kessel. Already, and it's a whole other record. It's big. The other one was 24,000 pencils held by the Cuck-A-Milio Aranus from Uruguay.

But a pussy. He was Cuck-A-Mirror. No, I called it a Cuck-A-Mirror. No, I called it a Cuck-A-Mirror. Because guess what? He didn't fucking have any winner. That's not even half. What a pussy. His name is Cuckham Cuckham Mirror. No, I called it a Cuck, a pencil Cuck. Well, that is true. He didn't fucking have any winner.

That's not even half. It was him out of pencils. The other guy asked Aaron both follow me. He went, he fucking collected 70,000. Yeah, but you just buy pencils. No, no, no, no. He can help them. Yeah, but it's not you fucking collect them, bro.

I don't understand you because you don't, because you don't get fucking anything, dude. It was Aaron Bortholome Lee. Bortholome Lee. He's the man he made up his own last name. I mean, I'm not a damn the patience of the presence of the line. He doesn't has to do anything. They have 70 pounds, every thousand pencils.

It doesn't. We can all do that. We can actually do that. I don't think anyone can probably cost a hundred thousand dollars. And we can get a hundred thousand pencils. I don't know, but the last $100,000 and we could get 100,000 pencils. I don't know, but last week, two counters from the American pencil collector society. They went to the Colfax Historical Society to count Bathalm Lee's pencils. All right, we're staying. I've ever heard Bathalm. His name is Bill B-A-R-T-H-O-L-M-E-Y.

So, barfalm, barfel maze. Pencils. No, but the thing is, they win the account into these pencils, but I guess he's got a way to see if the count is approved by Guinness, which estimated the review process. It could take up to three months. It might take three months. I don't know if we need these world records anymore. No, poppies of kisswalk.

70,000 bezels. It's gonna take fucking three bucks for them to fucking process all this mind blowing shit, dude. Buddy, why do you think our voting system is so fucked up? Hang in chat. Hang in chat. Suicidal chats. Poppy the pug.

So he was reunited with his 60 year old owners, Don and Ian Bane. Or was right. It was Poppy the pug trying to get out of his house like Ruben Farias was. No, they were searching for him all night long. Do we know if I'm the pug with Serger Vendatti duties as well? No. And then Michael Jones, he was driving. He saw a flash of red. That was Poppy's harness.

And then he said, oh my God, that little thing has gone into the bushes. And then he said, all of a sudden there was this tiny little face just looking back at me. So he stopped the train. Yeah. No, I didn't see the car from the train. I think it was a car or something. And then he said she was trembling and looking down at the ground. He stopped the train and leapt out of the cabin to collect the tiny dog. He slept. He stopped the whole train inside the local. So we didn't save the dog. The dog was just on the next to the train tracks inside the local mode. If he called ahead to the next crossing at OCam.

And then he said that I found a lost dog. This man collected 70,000 pencils. What if all of these pencils were getting raped in a home somewhere and then he would be a hero then wouldn't he? You know what he fed the, you know what he fed the pug? What? Water and crumpets. And then Mrs. Bane.

So it's a crop, you're right. He squinted in his face. That's the dumbest shit I've ever seen. Mrs. Mrs. Bane. For fucking till this dog's been missing for this long and it's like, it was good to be crumpets. But missing for a night.

Mrs. Bane arrived at Okam Crossing to ask the employee if they've seen a dog. Sure enough, the worker replied that he's in this, the worker in the body. Not only one been found, but he got it. I just, I feel that made 12 hours of searching. I feel that they stopped the trains and that the things that, when you stop the train, repercussions will just roll and back a domino effect of repercussions. And they stop the train.

Yes, because it's on a deep schedule. It's a really intense schedule to trains and everything's backed up against each other. So then he stopped an entire train line. Again, I liked it. He saved the dog, but he's stopped an entire train line to maybe because what if we went over there and it turned out to be a fucking like chipmunk So you're from a train. How can you even see a pug from a train? Well, that's why he's a train conductor good eyes So they searched for 12 hours and then the and then Mrs. Bayne says Incomes this train with this beautiful man on with poppy

with this beautiful man on with Poppy, he just armors his boom. I was shook for purple, the poker will I find to give you a little permission to go with Poppy on his knee. She said, I cried massively and he cried. And now you'll be happy to know Poppy was unharmed and recovering from the shock with his home companion, Tinker. So my thing is that again, but what about the guy who lost his job because on that train, he had to get to the fucking job.

No, I don't get it. Make that big. He's going down there. He's trying to get Caroline before she goes on that plane to Budapest to be with that rich man. She's gonna, he's gonna get to that airport. And he's gonna show her. Hey, you got to, oh, you got to be with me, girl.

What are that guy? Who's gonna show her, hey, you gotta, you gotta be with me, girl. What are that guy? Who's that fucking commit suicide somewhere? He didn't make it. He didn't get there. And now that guy's fucking, so that poked costs the life. No. The Bane family, they said, wow, thank God for Mr. Jones, because we were never gonna

look at the tracks, because we didn't think that he would go around the tracks. Or swear, so. Or we'll make the city bird and he's referring popping the poke. And then I will kill the ball. No, he's a hero. Why would he kill the batman? He's not gonna have a missus of pain. Oh missus, baby.

Oh, I see you're doing bad. I get what you're doing there. Tom Hardy for a whole fucking like half a decade. He never said words. No, not in all of his films. He just goes like, I get what you're doing there. Tom Hardy for a whole fucking like half a decade. Maybe great. He never said words. No, not in all of his films. He just goes like, we're all here. Like Mad Max, that's my impression of him.

Mad Max. I don't know. I ain't going to. And when he was in Bane, I did like that. It was, I love Mad Max. Yeah. He was a good Bane. He was fine.

Mad movie, but good Bane. You don't like the movie? Hate that movie. What? He should have made someone else be the Joker Joker because it was supposed to be the Joker That was inside a bunch of different shit. There was no continuity from the last film. It was all over the guy I'm like let your Joker they should have replaced Heath Ledger with another Joker for the third film because the third film The hinge upon Joker being in jail the entire thing was ruined. I do understand where we're holding the memory

I see slightly I don't want to talk about this. I'm just you started it with me. The Christopher Nolan Batman or some of the best. Some of the best. There's some of the best Batman. That's just amazing. Why don't you just do a little emails? I'm a shopping bus. Why don't you just read your little emails there? Please, you're just offensive today. I don't even know what happened to you. I'm gonna reduce your most. I don't even know what happened to you. I'm on a reduced emotion. None of your fault.

I think Carmelitas. I think Carmelitas polluting your mind. I don't even know what you guys are doing. What do you mean Carmelitas? I don't know. You've been different ever since you got her now. You mean I'm different. I don't know.

I think that she's doing, I think that she's teaching you some hard lessons or something. Am I different? Rob, drop this thing. I'm different. And he listens more. He's only a bit closer than you. He's lived here for a week. But he's listened to us for so long.

Right? I think I'm come more concentrated. Like I'm coming more me than ever. Here we go. Here's a little. Let's dilute a little bit. I know. I know.

Concentrate. Here's a list. This girl. It's a email about pig come. Now I'm sure a fan with more hands-on experience because this is in reference. You remember to the woman who injured her hands as you couldn't get the pig coming in. Yes. All right. I have some big idea of how taxing, seamen extraction from boars can really be. What's really I can can imagine. I completely believe it. I'm a pre-venonary undergrad.

And my advisor specialized in swine production. And many of her animal sciences lecturers who's covered the broad strokes of artificial insemination procedures for a variety of species. But she always spent a little more time talking about pigs, boars for real. They ejaculate for up to 10 minutes. God damn, who's got that time? I honestly wouldn't want to get you getting animals of that size and intelligence. Pigs are far too smart for eating in my opinion. That's according to this right. I agree, actually, to mount a dummy and provide a full sample is a physically challenging

task. They have copious amounts of bacteria, laden, pre-com, they can contaminate samples. And they respond to it. It's like, the pre-com is not good. You don't want the pre-com. You're going to get it out. Right. You got to get past the pre-com.

So I think the way you got to do is you got to get that boring, some sweatpants. You just got to sit on his lap. And that's how you first, first of all, I say you get the first load out, right? And it can contaminate the samples and may spontaneously decide to fight the process and while out on the manager. So you can definitely, while you're trying to, so the pork like, I'm coming at you. I'm going nuts. Yeah. I'm trying to, so the pork, I'm coming anywhere. I'm going nuts. Yeah, I'm a pig. It's really, really intense. This is really, really intense. It's a long email. Well, it is a, this show.

Yeah. Do you understand why pig semen is better collected by a hand? This is why. Yeah, why? To put it bluntly, I do commission art, usually of the pornographic variety. And more than once I've been requested pieces that fill me with the disgust inusted myself and society as a whole. However, I will still

do it as the amount of money these subhumans are willing to pay is ungodly as it has paid off a significant portion of my student. I will tell my big gun. Anyway, one such involved commission involved the woman being intimate with the swine and her dealing with the aftermath of such a copulation. There's a painting, the painting. I'll explain what that means later. While a farmer looks on and appreciates a so-called arch-in-front of him while providing a play to play for the reader, as a city boy with a degree in film, I had no fucking idea how a pig comes,

in order to have an interest in learning until I saw what he was willing to pay me. Okay. You understand why it's more straightforward to hand-collect pigsemen, and it's more straightforward to hand collect pigsemen. It is crucial to know how pigs come, which is a four step process that takes anywhere from five to 10 minutes. Step one begins with a mixture of pre-come. And you got to put the gel and dead sperm cells that are up from the tip of their corkscrew like penis.

They're usually heavily contaminated with bacteria and unstable, not collected. Stage two is when the sperm collection begins. Since this phase is the richest in sperm and comes out as an easily managed 50 milliliters of volume or about 10 tablespoons. That's good. Okay. And then there's stage three when the cum begins to become grayish as it contains the most miniature sperm cells. And as it comes out in a more significant quantity, usually 80 milliliters or about 16 tables. So that's that's kind of good, but not great. 26 table spoons. Another point, the collecting is done as, as it is done as stage four is a nightmare

because it is very, very thick. It's just, oh, you know, God bless the farmer. God bless the American farmer. I think I do have another, I think we've reached time. I have other stories. Next week, I'll do something scary. I did get more of an illustrator. It's like why Allison Mac might have been released early and why she got the time that she did is that she was only sentenced for seven. She did do her prescribed time, but also she got in going down, she go, the widows to down to three. And now she is in a deep programming type situation. Oh, right.

Well, there you go, everyone. And that's why I, I, every day, I live knowing that if I had a jerk off a fucking pig for 10 minutes, I know I can do it because I do hand exercises. That's good. I squeeze, I squeeze, I squeeze, I squeeze, I have a really good little grip. And I think what's nice about having little hands is that I have less muscle to mature in with side of my hands allows them to tire like use softer. Yeah, I can grip, but to the goddamn bank, right? Because you just got yourself about $300 with a big gun. Oh my god. That's a thing. Yeah, I never talked about how smelling all the pre-com is. Right now. It is. Back to your late how much goops and shoots and how

much fights and struggles get in there. But you're gonna love taking it all the way to the market, making that money. No, for a fact, you just help, you know what? You made a pig smile. And it's the nice, and that's what I think about it. Oh, yes. And that's what we have to be thankful for every woman that's ever been in our lives, Kissel. Now I know that.

So, a woman has decided to let a long pig smile. There you go, everyone. Well, thank you so much. And great stuff today. Thank you for the farmer and great job. Writing that email that email there. Um, all right. Well, thank you all so much for listening. Shout out. All right. Never in before. The palace and Los Angeles last podcast and left live. We'll be doing our last ever show on our mama. Me. Here we go again. Tour. We have an event. So it's going to be live streamed. We're going to be posting more

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