Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Murdaugh Family Murders

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: Chicago Scrambler update, the Murdaugh family murders, a man throws his penis out his car window, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories This is my thing man, yeah, what's your thing live your windows open you're asking me to look in your windows if you're home What the hell do how would that even matter Henry you leave the glass window? I'm just saying I'm not sticking my head in like I'm trying to get a pot pie out of the kitchen What I'm saying is how would it be an open or closed have anything to do with you being able to look into it? They're glass windows. There's a whole sentence those in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks, but that's that's about sinning You want to breathe in their home is what you know I want to be able to look and see how do you decorate your house?

I don't know what people do that like what do you do what where do you put furniture? What do you do? Well, how many members of your of you is your family? How many girls? How many boys? How many men how many women in there many dogs you got in there you got any guns in there? Hey, what's the perimeter over here? You're in my neighborhood. Wow. Well that escalated very quickly all within your own mind You're like an HGTV Peeping Tom you just want to see how they decorate and then you're gonna take their ideas boom and they walk into your home And they realize that your house is decorated the exact In there is their house of their family up and something very comforting but also extremely unnerving about our neighbor's home

Did you notice I'm you now? I have like a silicone mask of the foul of the father I've been like, it's me are the father Father's day six months ago Where's my time? Where's my fun mug? Well that launches the new horror series father's day coming out on mother's day All right, everyone. Welcome to side stories. I am Ben hanging out with Henry one a wacky week We have it is just Wow, is it fucking wacky? It really is we have an update. Oh my god It's when you thought it wasn't safe to walk down the streets of Chicago

It's not completely the Chicago police have said it's at least safe for those who don't want to get beamed with eggs as the egg Deliverer a person has been discovered the Eggman a Chicago scrambler has been caught But we also this is has to be honest Kissel. This has nothing to do with the Chicago police department They did nothing to stop this person and he's not yet arrested We don't know the person's name because he's not been charged with the crime so that it has not been broadcast yet, right? Oh, yeah, he was a driver for a value furniture company. So we did so is that correct? We can say that yes. Yes, but that was the truth. So he was using this company truck. He was that's not appropriate He was a delivery man who might have been a bit disgruntled, right?

My question is I want to meet a delivery person that starts off grunt old right, which I guess is happy Grunt we've actually had this conversation grunt old. I don't think exists as a word We literally had this conversation when we were driving. I believe gruntals not a word I think grunt old is a word grunt old sounds like you know when you're only half hard You're trying to get it inside grunt old. You're grunt old and then to get fully hard you have to get this grunt Okay, never mind grunt old is a word. It means pleased satisfied and Contended so there we go. I'm fucking Grunt old about it. Yes, indeed. You're very happy. He was a driver for value furniture

He would the only thing we know is that this person was fired from their job The company wants to say first of all the company was unaware that this driver was engaged in this unauthorized conduct The driver was promptly terminated to bond his wrongful actions being brought to the attention of the company Wow, thou protest too much company. Perhaps you provided the eggs Maybe you notice some eggs were leaving or missing from the refrigerator and did you say anything sir? But this is one time that we must give a tip of the cap To the web sleuths. They did put this whole story together. Don't fuck with cat. Don't fuck with cats Fantastic documentary. They were completely incorrect. I think correct and led to somebody's suicide

This is the crime for internet detectives. This is what you're supposed to get. This is it gets no bigger And dare I say no better in many ways because who doesn't want to catch the egg banter from Chicago but know this if you're dabbling in anything more than a misdemeanor and you're a Facebook detective. It's too big for you. It's too big gonna solve it You're gonna lead to somebody's innocent suicide. Yes, not that that person was a good person per se They posted a bad video in that documentary, but be careful who you accuse of murder, but this is important It did help do with the show. You know what this shows data solves crimes It's just something that the FBI they use a lot of time in their tactics right the idea of a canvassing and doing all the edges

Covering all edges covering all angles just a constant a glut of information And that is what finally stopped the scrambler now my question is if the scramblers still out there We still want to speak to you. We want to know your motives Oh my god, it's we do have them on the line. Oh, okay. All right scrambler. Can't understand you Oh my god, it's been It's always been AMA ask me anything. Yes, if you're the Chicago scrambler even a very good impersonator We want to meet you and we want to speak with you. We want to know what's going on We want to know technically you could just do it. Yes, I sure I don't want to I'm outsourcing this. Okay fantastic

Moshe Tamsit that is the individual who runs true Chicago speaking of a This is a once-in-a-lifetime. So don't get this stuck in your noodle Facebook hero. Yes, very few. You're very few of those. It is a neighborhood Facebook page They ain't in it for the press. It's just very local which is where Facebook might actually somewhat be beneficial I suppose he turned the post of egg attacks into a single page He mapped all 86 attacks and he had to say I just set up the Chicago egg hunters as a repository for everyone's information And dare I say they filled it up with 600 group members They got to work and they solve the crime

Unfortunately the cops don't seem to give a shit because they don't know There are crimes as well. There are real crimes happening at the same time that they are they are very busy with but I will say that They don't know what crime to charge him with it's going to take someone to Charge this person with a crime. They are going to have to come forward and say like this is assault abuse of poultry I mean abuse of poultry when it comes down to it If you go into any one of those shops down in Brooklyn where you can just buy a live chicken just to kill it for fun Well for food. Yes, but some people kill them for fun You could do that as well

But then again, don't we have to get away from the factory farm and shouldn't we have to see our food? I to I agree which is why I'm gonna have a whole bunch of hogs in front of my house I slaughter for my bacon. Yeah, it is gonna be weird as you put the numbers on their forehead as if it's the movie Oh my god, Jake Busey Jake Busey Totally derail Jake Busey the guy Michael J. Fox the it's a fantastic white movie. Oh my god They put the number no they put the numbers on the forehead and that's when you're next What Jake Busey Jake Busey Michael J. Fox numbers on the forehead Michael J. Fox the demons come in the ghosts

It's very funny right nurse right nurse. Thank you. We got there. Okay, just lastly Tampson again The man who set up the Facebook page He says to basically get the message back to the egg truck folks that you've had a good run It was kind of funny. He says you haven't caused serious injury yet yet, but it's very Possible death by egg, please and this is a message to the scrambler Honestly, if you got a move on to throwing waffles at people, I'm totally cool with that or a full breakfast Make it a brunch boss. Please do but Don't start shooting people. No, no, no, you know what actually really would help of the Chicago scrambler could really go down and help

Us scramble some eggs. It's down in Texas. Yes, because those eggs are gonna need to get scrambled by from somebody else Send them down there Chicago scrambler. They need you in Texas. Yes, they also in our Texas dates We are traveling with an abortion van Which are really excited for thanks Spotify. Yes. Thank you so much the Swedes Coming through when we need them the most we talked about what's going on in Texas on top at last week So give that episode a listen. It's what one would call devastating. Okay, so speaking of devastating last week We have we kind of have a double update this week. We do we do last week We talked about a dude who was running away from the cops and then a bad

Corpses can fall out of the back of it I'm falling out and I believe someone also brought up the film bad boys too. Oh, did that happen in bad boys, too? I believe yes indeed, of course It's it's so this time as the cops are doing another please chase and here you know what again frame it Thank you, police officers because sometimes your job is very difficult. It's sometimes it is I mean, I will say it is always difficult to be a police officer But sometimes it doesn't get your uniform all dirty Sometimes it does not so whether it be corpses flying out of the back of a goddamn corpse bus or

In this case a man who was being chased by the cops tossed his penis out his car window Hey, man, you can imagine what a rough day. It is to be the to be the car windshield of that police car God damn it balls are still there Balls up the rim. They said these were the best windshield wipers around apparently they did not think about having human cocks Flung out of windows a Tennessee man allegedly flung his own severed penis out of his car window during a police chase His name is Tyson Gilbert. He's 39 Now he said that he had heard some voices on the radio that told him to cut off his penis So no, don't do that. We should don't cut up your penis keep your penis on keep keep cut off your penis

Got to keep your penis on so I'm not sure if he was listening to rustling ball Recording live from hell But either way some horrible radio DJ who I do believe may have done cut off your dick Thursday I mean cut off your dick Thursday's has been really helping a lot of traffic because people just stop going to work once you lose the dick Yeah, so he's on this highway. He's on this high high speed pursuit with the cops So he was partially blocking the highway. I actually don't know why they were originally were chasing him Well, either way at some point during the chase again He ditched his dick out of his it's a Honda Accord, which you can imagine

That is the exact car that you would want to fling a cock out of according to a Tennessee highway patrol I would say the Honda Accord has the most severed dicks inside of it Versus any other make-and-model of car. I mean, it's just not a Tesla move. Yeah, I'm keeping their little dicks Oh, yeah, it's for a lotting your tiny tiny exactly So this is according to the Tennessee Highway Patrol They say Gilbert opened the door to his vehicle where the trooper observed Gilbert was bleeding from an alleged Self-inflicted wound Gilbert shut the vehicle's door and sped away so it looks like he it's cut off his Johnson He caught on a stop for her before the highway pursuit even began

A lot for this poor guy. This is a rough day for this dude. This was just a regular traffic stop apparently I pulled him behind him. I turned my lights on he took off and refused to stop He was all over the road the whole time. Yeah, because he's fucking dick cuz come in cut off He turned that off. Oh, he turned off on old Liberty Road and came to a stop He opened his door. He was naked and covered in blood He then shut his door and he kept driving and then they found the little pecker on the side of the street. Oh Man, the entire chase was 30 miles. So I gotta give this guy some credit for being able to drive 30 miles Hemorrhaging blood from his cock as he's staring at his little winky. Maybe he named it

Maybe that a conversation like yes sort of South Park. They might have or maybe he just do it Why you got to break up this relationship? It's a hard relationship to me to do everything you ever needed to do in your life. I'm the driving force So anyway, they haven't confirmed the man's name, but they couldn't confirm the state But they and they also don't know the state of the man's penis I apparently people have been asking the hospital, but I guess there's HIPAA Privacy laws where you can't be like his cock is doing fine. It's Signed the fucking document Well, no, no, that's all and that's a good point Henry

That's a good point a cock can't sign any document unless you slam it down with your own hand So yeah, you know body parts are flying everywhere We got reports of a bunch of fetuses lying around of a funeral home when it comes down to what we were saying right now The show that would be a big deal if there were a bunch of fetuses lying around and I hop Exactly that would be a big deal. That was a story. We're not even gonna cover They found a bunch of bodies and fetuses in this morgue. It's in a morgue. And so just I guess you have it run a clean morgue Could you run a clean morgue? Yes? This is a this is a sanitary issue not this is actually an inventory issue It honestly is and we saw that during COVID in 2020 is all those bodies rotted. Yep

And also Pornhub just released his first transparency record Which I think is really interesting because what's nice about the transparency report is that you can lay underneath it and someone just Can shit on it from the top Wait hold on. They have a transparency record. Yeah, they're because their idea They're trying to show they're trying to show their bookkeeping and kind of like who's using the site and all that kind of shit And I just think that it's really nice that you can use the report to lie under while someone shits on top of it Can you see what I'm saying? I got I got what you were saying kind of the pigeon effect there I know you were having fun and I just reminded myself that I watched a little bit of pornography yesterday

Which I'm actually on my old age. I think my penis has stopped working, but that's fine. You don't like to watch what? People watching they're porn you were talking about this. They girls watch the reactions the reaction to it It's very interesting because they're like, oh, yeah, that's our good one And then it's funny because then they masturbate it's better than it's a conception to be honest I think that that's more refreshing than the camera guy. You know what I mean? If it was just like you got hardcore porn there and then just me going like yeah Yeah, we always try to make sure we get from behind the balls one time just to stop you from jerking off The whole point is to extenuate your your circumstance

This has been a conversation since porn always existed Bill Hicks did a bit about it literally 35 years ago Nobody likes the shot from behind the box. Somebody must they must I guess I must like the male butt with the balls They must like it. Maybe it's a Mormon who still thinks he's looking at straight porn. He's like, no, I don't I just like that Maybe that's the case. I just feel like to see a man's for the behind the balls. That's a that's a Spouses view. That's like it's a thing that you have to see you have to see it would be like them It would be like them showing us their tax returns and I say that's personal That is personal, but nonetheless, what do I know? All right, well this story Henry brought to my attention yesterday and holy shit

This is going to be wow. We're gonna dip our toe into this because this is without a doubt the biggest story of the week and My biggest it is biggest in both in both death count shenanigans Shana re and just overall what the hell is going on in South Carolina? So first of all, we're gonna take your trip down to old South Carolina. It's rural. It's a rural part of the world They still that's what they keep saying. They were Oh, this takes place down down in the swampy south and It's the tail of the Murdoch family Murdoch. It's Murdoch. Is it Murdoch Murdoch?

Okay, it's a hard gh. Yes, the Murdoch family and the murders that haunt this ginger Very rich and possibly inbred family that is gotten there very very powerful in South Carolina And apparently Kessel we better be careful because we're even just talking about the Murdoch family and this is true We could put us in the scopes of whoever it is It's picking off these family members one by one because apparently down South Carolina You don't talk about the Murdoch family. All right, we'll get into it The Murdoch family looks like a kind of family whose mother sends every single dish that they get from Applebee's back to the kitchen because it isn't just right. This is the type of people that salted butter is too spicy for

Yes, the the boys Unfortunately, they are red heads. I can't claim to know every red head. So don't come at me by the red head We don't know we don't know these people. We're a good people But the boys do look like they have been both bullied violently But then also trickled down that bullying to anyone else who is mildly smaller them than them and the father looks Like he has eyes of a man who is constantly shitting but also unable to yes, his name is big red That's what they call Alec Murdoch who I guess is currently or was currently a Prosecutor yes, very a very important law family in the in South Carolina as a matter of fact his I believe his

Father and his grandfather and his great-grandfather were all of the solicitors for South Carolina Which is their version of it's something like a DA. This is what we call old money old money But in America, it's never that old right the most it could be is about a hundred and fifty years old But that's that's as far as they go back and this is how long they have had they have held positions of power Yes in the government of South Carolina without earning any of it. That's called nepotism Yes, it is it's a way of the land and so on June 7th of 2021 this start this story starts here So weird Alex Murdoch the patriarch of this family He finds his son Paul and his wife Maggie and they're very extensive 1700 acre hunting lodge

Was out in the middle of fucking nowhere, right? It's just their hunting lot just their hunting hundred like that's where I go Take a piss outside. Yes, 1700 acres. They also have an apartment They have several homes they are both found dead of a gunshot wounds pole was shot two times with a shotgun close range She's fucking his head was basically exploded. Yeah shot in the chest, but then his wife Maggie was also shot But with a separate gun several different times and that's all that is very mixed here We very mysterious Alex Murdoch calls the police and has a very frantic 911 call Which is it is very frantic and very hysterical, right? But again, I listen to some of the call and it is a man

Not to reference Chris Lee knows best all the time as the emasculated. It's want to be macho man Yes, but he was he was Again as I say Thou protests too much perhaps. He might be very actory. I thought who knows who knows because he hit like he Access some emotions now This is not the first time the Murdoch family has fallen afoul of the law recently because what we do know was that during this time period an active investigation was at Centered on Paul Murdoch. That's right. That is the son that was murdered

He might have murdered a person by the name of Mallory Beach in a boating accident that happened in 2019 It's what they called. They're calling it South Carolina's chap aquatic. Absolutely. This was a 19 year old woman Super sad so Paul was actually facing felony charges and it just been opened back up because his very powerful legal family had Somehow managed to shut down all of the really intense inquiry into the son's culpability he was not given a dry Drinker, he was not given a DV. Do I test the night of the Actual like bullshit like he would nothing happen and they purposely because they had a call big red you here in the 911 call They're like, we got a call big red. We're gonna fix it up and that's Alec Murdoch

He's gonna show up with Pappy the old grandpa It's gonna show up at the police station say you're not talking to Paul anymore and we're yanking him and now they're trying to This is whole quagmire of this wrongful death investigation We were talking about this a bit on top and as well about Ahmed Arbery where the the attorney general didn't press charges because you're like No, I know the people who killed him. It's okay. Anyway, she's been she's been charged now And I think something very similar happened here where when it comes to the 19 year old Obviously, yes, the the Paul was being charged But you know this was going to be a slap at the slap on the wrist at on the wrist at best because again the power that this family

Held well it had just moved from a because they were trying to make it a wrongful death Mm-hmm a scenario and apparently the plea bargain had fallen apart and was just about to start going into actual court hearings, right? So that's one that's one thing. So we got two people dead Paul and the mom plus Mallory Beach from Paul plus. Yes a victim from Paul Paul was involved in a boat crash We was probably driving this boat and the wrongful death of Mallory Beach occurred, okay? So that's that's now all happened. That's a lot for one family That's a lot for one family cut to several days ago when Alex Murdock is then shot in the head Well, he was apparently fixing a flat tire on his truck. Okay. Now. What happened here?

Okay, so apparently according to Alec Murdock who lived right? We're gonna get into our theories after this. Yes He's alive Alec Murdock called 9-1-1 said I was out here Fixing my car and then and a truck drove past me and he turned back around and he said to me You got car trouble and that's the last thing I remember right because he got shot in the head Now you may ask yourself if the man was shot in the head. How the fuck did he make this phone call? It's because he was grazed just grazed is great Also is all of this is going on the backdrop of this as well is big red Being fired from his law firm who because of embezzling money perhaps, but we didn't know about that

We did not know about that. So big red also took the initiative and said you can't fire me law firm I Because he's sending it well He sent out this fucking like very woe is me which I get I understand why it's wasn't it? Let's say he's completely innocent and it retracts. This is what he had to say He says I'm resigning from my law firm and entering rehab after a long battle that has been exasperated by these murders So I'm immensely sorry to everyone. I've heard including my family friends and colleagues I asked for pair I asked for prayers as I rehabilitate myself and my relationships, although many of them are now corpses

So I'm not sure if you can rehabilitate that but I love Shaman, but that is the immediate thing where it's like like when Kevin Spacey got busted for all the bullshit He was doing but I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gonna feel like okay great go to rehab I probably will go to rehab at some point, but hopefully there's not two corpses being my motivation And like I embezzled all this money from LPN. That's why you can see my new swag You can see my new shoe that is really I got one nice new shoe from all the money I embezzled No, you're when we go to rehab. It's gonna be like a vacation But no, he knew full well that he was fired as of that Friday

Yes, because I knew that he is embezzling with it with one Report says was millions of dollars from his own family's law firm. That's why You know what a little bright side grass is always greener That's what they say you look at this family. You're in South Carolina. You're struggling to make ends meet I wish I was part of the Murdoch family. They have it all so good. Meanwhile, just cut to him Just sweating profusely in the kitchen And also going in big before we get to our theories the wife Evidently that you were telling me this Henry. Evidently the wife was trying to

Sniff around the finances a little bit was she not yes Maggie Murdoch apparently had hired what is called a forensic accountant To start to look into all of the different finances just when you thought just when you thought an accountant couldn't get any more nerdy It's a forensic account. It gets there. I'm a cop accountant, which isn't very interesting But Maggie seemed to be was feeling around seeing how much money they exactly had how much money that alloc had Exactly maybe what she might get out of a divorce breath. They were separated I mean they weren't in love anymore apparently they were separated. They were living separately But again, there are there's also squirrels of rumor here. Yes. Um, so we're not quite certain There's there's actually really interesting like several sources of information on this if you're interested in the Murdoch murder mystery

I believe is one of the reddit groups and then there is another there's several like little micro podcast Yeah, it covered it all detail Which is honestly it really helped me kind of wrap my head around it But it seems to be Maggie was angling to get a divorce as well Okay, and so all of these things happened at once. Okay. All right. So now what happened? What are our theories? Let's take I'm gonna start my theory at the end where he is changing his tire Evidently a man in a pickup truck or a truck comes up and graces him on the forehead first of all I believe he set that entire thing up. Why number one big red don't change his own tire. No

Changes on tire. He has on start on demand He has a militia of people to come and change his tire people like that do not change their own tire Number two if you're sent to kill Murdoch and you go back and you're like, yeah I think I got him and you find and then they find out you don't raise him No, no now you're dead So an assassin who shoots someone in the head shoots them in the head and then goes back and to be like oh and one more One more make sure he did so I believe all of that was a set up by Murdoch as we talked about Henry to try to maybe to try to Outflank the police and try to outwit everyone and maybe try to gain some sympathy

But if you're the cops you're like well That's another weird thing that happened to a person that we've never seen happen before It's very interesting because the fact that Maggie and Paul were murdered by two separate guns That is not very don't you think that's him. Don't you think that's him? Be like yeah, I'm off. I'm out big red I am the smartest of the rats, but I think he might have done it on his own He might have had goons killed at the Maggie and Paul Maybe but then I also my mind the first thing that I thought was that okay

So he winged so his head got winged by a bullet in my mind I could see him doing it to himself as well I could see him setting all this up and you're like all I gotta do is graze It's all I got to do is just graze my head. That's it. Come on big red They don't call you big red for being act like a small red small reds can't shoot themselves in the head and live I'm a big red. I can shoot myself in the forehead and I'll live the dance and dance again I do love people who have been told yes their entire lives and people who just come again from generator Generational wealth I respect new wealthy and people who earned it through through merit

But I can see this this is where we really find out How stupid this family is well comes down to it at some point because you know the one thing that they did come forward and say like because people were Criticizing them because of how much power they hold and how much money they have you know and they did the very standard like Big red came out and said like we're just people We're just like you but when it comes down to it. They don't have that no They're not just like us. They are not just like us enough when your entire family dies because also there's an older son Buster, we don't know where Buster is

Buster of something you're telling me they named him Buster. Well, did they not see did they not see frickin? What's the name of that show the name of the episode? Do they not see you? Are you kidding me might just be Possibly implicated to another murder that has surround that it's the name keeps coming up, right? This is the problem is that what is happening apparently the the Murdoch story Was that like the Paul Murdoch half of the story was one investigation that was currently going on but apparently when they went and

Did the investigation at the hunting grounds where the murders happen? It opened up information to another murder a young man by the name of Steven Smith. Okay, that was found He was on an isolated road. He was found with what originally was called. They believed it was a hit-and-run They said that his head was completely bashed open, but they didn't know exactly what happened to him That seemed from hereditary. Yes, and they said apparently They're the theory the prevailing theory was that he got hit by the rear view mirror of a truck and a bus opened his head, right? Okay, but there is rumors again flying around everywhere that the Murdoch boys had something to do with the murder of Steven Smith Because Steven Smith was the one of the local gays

Oh my god, maybe just maybe Somebody in the family was involved with him romantically and they were trying to cover it up. Don't know again This is total rumor, but the thing that is weird. I could see it Is that the Steven Smith death had that case has been re-opened up with information that they found At the horse ranch at the whatever that fucking the murder grounds Honestly going back to the start of the show those in glass houses because you can imagine the the politics of these people as they demonize others Just again, no, we will keep you updated on this case as it goes as we get more information if you've got information Especially we've got boots on the ground email us at side stories LP ot l a gmail.com if you know the Murdoch family

I love some information because maybe we're entirely wrong. Maybe they're the only Generationaly wealthy family that is decent in America. I don't know maybe they're the ones that everybody loves and they've done nothing But good things and certainly have never done whatever it takes to bend the entire state to the will of one family So let us know if maybe we're incorrect Maybe it comes out to they could all just be the victims of cruel circumstance It would be one hell of a circumstance. That's all I know So if you are out there and you're killing the entire Murdoch family stop doing that too Don't do that. Don't kill the Murdoch family the same as the Chicago scrambler again. We'd love to talk to you

I will have you on the show. We'll talk about it. Also looking for booking information for sir hand sir hand So if anybody out there has a direct line to sir hand sir hand now that he's gonna be out in Jen popper I'm really excited to have him on the show. I want to ask him some questions again. How's the food in jail? Yeah, I'm totally fascinated actually that would be a great interview We don't really delve into the world of the criminal mind per se in person But when it comes to sir hand sir hand, he's a historical figure like truly so it would be a pretty amazing thing Do you know that his brains are probably fucking scramble. Yeah It would probably just be a bunch of nonsense, but perhaps with the power of editing we could get three

solid sentences Which is all we really need to do and I know the people who edit would just love to dig through the garble of a man He's been in solitary for 45 40 years. I love it man They'd love to kind of parcel together his hot takes. Yeah Also a big shout out to the Satanic temple doing a good job. They're trying to they're trying to Sue the state of Texas on their new abortion pants. Absolutely the the Satanic church when it comes to pilot Satanic's temple the church of Satan, which I'm actually more of an adherent to we're just mostly really excited about Halloween Right. Well, Halloween is right around the corner. So make sure you get your candy and all of those fun costumes for your kids, okay?

An overhaul please. I just like this is just a little story But I just think it's kind of funny because I'm visualizing it. So there's this Omaha police officer apparently He was like super hammered and he was just driving around and he hit like multiple cars as they were parked And so it's hard to do you can avoid them if they're parked So you can just see him just There's another car no cars keep sneaking up on this crazy man. Are they moving faster? We're going to slow use cars people ninjas, huh? So prosecutors of church 31-year-old officer Humberto Humberto Harara with providing false Information leaving the scene of a property damage crash

No way reckless driving and colliding with a fixed object in the June 12th crash dad collecting with a colliding with a fixed object That's just them making fun of him. Yes. That's just them make cuz technically Technically that shouldn't be a crime. That's you are already the victim of your own stupidity They're trying to figure out a way to charge you for being a fucking moron Because that's what they have to do. They have to give you a very embarrassing ticket I bet you it says like so so are we like on it isn't that sad? So anyway, you got to be careful out there even when an police officer alcohol. It's still a very powerful drug

Here we go, I'm gonna tell you a story that's probably fake. Okay, great Let's see how this goes tell me if this wrong and this is what I'm certain that this is fair, but I just like them They break down of it 30 years ago a man named Vasile Gorgos who was then 63 years old went missing Gorgos was a cattle mine and he traveled to so many fairs various counties in Romania He negotiated the sales of all of these cows and the chickens in the cattle. What wonder as you say from vampire And his family said oh, he made such many trips. Hey Gorgos. Oh, you're going on trip

Right. He always returned to family on time. He never had problem on the road but in 1991 Gorgos Faith came into Gorgos. No, he took a train ticket. He bought a train ticket He told his wife and his children back in a few days. Uh-huh. You think his wife and his you know I mean, but he didn't be back in a few days. Okay. Yep, and he saw him then guess what what happened? He did not come home. He did not come. They reported his disappearance of the police But to no avail they actually held a memorial service for him. They said that he was dead

But then cut to August 2021 And I don't know how this happened. Mm-hmm. I don't know what's going on out there. Mm-hmm Mm-hmm equate the Sunday afternoon This car suddenly stopped in front of the house of the Gorgos family and from it. They pushed out an old man And who was it? 93 year old Vasily Gorgos. Oh my he was wearing the Sam close. He didn't gain any weight, huh? It's lucky lucky. Yeah, I don't 30 years ago

They can't believe it. They looked at them. They were in shock and they asked them Where have you been these 30 years ago? And they said they look in his pocket and they found the train ticket There's any same train ticket Hey, he's kidding. They ask go to go swear to me. It seems like he was in prison and he just got his old clothes back He said he didn't reckon he barely recognized anyone at the same time. He looked very well groomed He was clean not emaciated and they asked him where were you this whole time? Yeah, and the old man he turned to them and he simply said I was at home

That's it. All right So it seems like somebody that he moved in with said we've had enough of you and they sent him back to his old family 30 years later But I'm waiting it out. Absolutely. All right. Well this next story here before beginning to hear of the week Do you see this story from Las Vegas? Oh, this is a yo, this story is freakin disgusting Brad I thought what happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas unless it's a absolute felonious murder But I feel like those are the things that should most stay in Vegas. No, what stays in Vegas is all of your money Because you don't seem to bring that home with you Brad man Kevin Dent and Heather paid They murdered and tortured this dude named Roy Jaggers now Roy was dating Heather paid

Roy Jaggers sounds like the fat cousin of Mick Jaggers. Of course. No, Roy is not allowed anywhere. Of course in this I'm sorry. I know he's dead. I'm sorry. He is the victim here. He's a 27 year old man. He was kidnapped by these three And then it was just brutal. So it ends with him being forced to strip naked and walk off a cliff At that and then at that point they also shot him which dare I say is the definition of overkill But before all of that with this is some kind of the actual trip Well, they are upset because this was Pate's former friend and lover Yes, so was Pate's being the lady that was involved in this but before they forced me to walk off a cliff and shot him They used to blow torch and a whole series of other weapons to oh

Torture him and I have to say isn't that just a little bit too much for anyone to handle? I just don't really know. Well, it seems like this was a this seems to be some form of custody battle apparently. Yeah, apparently So they say according to David Burtzowitz, he's the sheriff's captain Peyton Dent Lurj Jager's to Pate's home Where they beat and handcuffed him because they believe that he had harmed Pate's young son Then they threw him in the back of a car and drove him out to the remote area and that's where over multiple hours They utilized a bunch of different weapons. So who knows what they know They said they used an axe a baton knives and again a bullet right sometimes it's not about what they use

It's also which is what you find. Yeah, but that's also what they use an axe a baton Knives and blowtorches. I don't agree with it But apparently Heather Pate was with the other two people were Kevin Dent and Brad men. Yes Kevin Dent was Pate's current boyfriend and Brad men was her last boyfriend So she got her tube or she got her boyfriend and her X together to go murder her other X Because they said I guess they had something to do with the son or that was just I don't know what she said. She yeah exactly. It's very intense I don't know what the hell is the actual truth of this story

But it's man just being able to get your ex and your current boyfriend together to murder somebody. How strong is that? Could she it's pussy magic. She has it and obviously She has a type and these guys have a type because they all look like the kind of people who would murder and torture someone with a Blowtorch they all look like a younger version of the homeless man from Dennis the menace. Oh, I love veins I love veins. I really do Jagger's body was discovered again by a jogger in the morning hours So be very careful or by an unidentified man in the early hours, but you would have to imagine They were doing some kind of workout or perhaps they were stumbling home Absolutely hammered from a bar

Which is when I would prefer to see a body because then you're just desensitized enough to initially be like yes Yeah, yeah, it can bounce off my eyeballs for a little bit if I'm so if I'm very drunk Like Right now and it takes a second to settle in yes. Yeah, we're yeah, I don't want to see it It's been a long time since I've seen a dead body. I've never well I saw I've never seen one in them in the you saw a dead body in on the train Yeah, I saw it. Well, we didn't know he was dead until somebody touched him and then he'd slumped right over But that was like one of those that it's hard because you know, it's waxy and then of course and then

Funerals of course, but those don't those don't count. That was I'm talking you got to find one in the wild Yeah, yeah, it's something yeah, you kind of want to be surprised by a dead body in a way Because going through a funeral to see one's really sad But being surprised by one sometimes it's kind of fun. Well something happened here Cassie Robinson. That's the mother of Roy She says that occasionally he would babysit pates children and look after the dogs So who knows fucking I also don't trust that these people like we're like looking after their kid because it seems like they have the capability of Murdering someone with a blowtorch. I don't think that would ever happen. They're correct. You know, I mean Yeah, she says the mom says I know exactly what he looked

He was like what he's capable of and he was not capable of and she says he would never do anything wrong to hurt another human being So there you go. That's just another day in beautiful Varnville. No, no, but it might as well be this is in Las Vegas. So anyway, be careful out there and don't Hang out too closely and with your ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend because at some point she will convince you to murder someone Yep, just yeah, don't don't be that close to an ex Be friends though if you can if you can figure out a way to navigate it, but also don't stress it All right. Now it is time for hero of the week Now this is a real hero this is a real hero and I'm gonna say this is a twofer a

Plumber now a plumber. He was 49 years old. We've saying we've saying the praises of plumbers everywhere I love plumbers. We actually did a meet and greet or the Q&A. I believe someone who said he was a Former plumber his father ran the ran the plumbing business and we said thank you for your service But he did admit some days. It's not fun to be a no so a lot of days I imagine it's not we had a plumber at our house the other day. Yeah, I was jacked. Oh strong very big guy That's your that's gonna handle your big old poops But you know everybody when you're plumbing you get a big old turd in that toilet. What are you gonna do? I don't know man. You gotta sing. That's what I would do man. I'm down to do you guys do something make the time pass

Absolutely. Kev Crain is 49 years old. He spent six weeks installing a new suite at the home of Paul Keenley Now Paul Keenley he owns a record label. Okay, so never know You never know you never know who you're working with you never know and apparently Kev would sing beautifully He would say what song he sang will he sing some of David Bowie? He sang a little meatloaf no way and Paul the record label company The the record label boss. He was so impressed with the dulcet tones. He gave Kev a deal I do want to note that he waited until after the job was done I mean because he did have him do it for it because he knew that he gave it before

The job he'd stop being a plumber. Exactly. So he decided to be like this one last plumbing thing out of here before I get this gold record to the presses absolutely So Kev said he was shocked when Paul offered him a chance to sign on his new reality records Which has artists from Brazil? New York and Britain stunned Kev said I got a call and a and a quote I got a call to go and quote some bathrooms. I thought fair enough. That's huge I then started working at Paul's house and I like to sing when I'm working and he pulled me into the living room one night for a Conversation about my singing voice thinks could really go. I mean honestly. He does try to suck your dick

He said I he said I started telling him that I love music that it used to be in a band Here sit here shit here. Well, that shirt looks so white. Yes I love music and then he also goes on to say and have written an album more of a hobby really and he said I was shocked when he said he wanted to hear it I sent him the album on Friday and thought if I don't hear from him over the weekend I can just go back for to work with him on Monday and just carry on fit in his bathrooms. That's incredible. Yes, indeed That is the dream Yes, I'm just like being plucked. That's that's the total. That's a Tony Braxton dream. Yes, indeed

Kev used to be a used to be in a cover band called the reprise Which was a cover band for Depeche mode. That's whoa. That's interesting It's not fun and Paul said he really liked the album and he wanted to sign Kev Kev says I carried on working at his house And at the same time finish you my album in the recording studio. It's overwhelming. So there you go Kev You're here of the week And Paul for being someone who closely watches every plumber that comes into Always working honestly when it comes out to you never know we're gonna get inspired you never know And so I just think that's a great story in many ways because you never know what can happen

And it's great that Kev was living his best life singing singing and then something happened good So it's important to sing so it's important because you never know when somebody's listening you never know and they need a song Yep, and again Again, the story could have gone either way, which is why Paul is also a hero. Yes because again He did not rape the plumber exactly. Yeah, good work. Yeah. Yeah, I was looking at you buddy I was looking at your crack there you bring in that you're not the first man to do this But I'm gonna tell you what you're the most handsome. Okay, very good. Here we go. Here's some listener letters a lot of people messaging about Mosquitoes. Yes, any any are they good for anything? They're for food

For I was told that totes and and turtles and frogs don't like mosquitoes I also said this comes from a very this kind of almost this is scary with this with this person room We talking me remember the guy who died at the rock roach the cockroach eating contest Of course and said it seems to happen too much. Oh, yeah, and this person said I used to breed rare cockroaches at a museum I worked at in the past and I realized the type and size of cockroach He was eating would truly be a grotesque way to die because cockroaches don't die immediately upon being smashed or chewed in this example And their legs are extremely spiny so I can only imagine the agony of that poor man It's hundreds of eviscerated cockroach bodies try to climb back up his

Yeah Why'd they have them eat those kind of cockroaches because they're every because it's a radio station Yeah, they don't think they care about people too. No Wasps provides both ecosystem services and ecosystem Ecosystem functions. It is a common misconception that wasps are just pests Wasps are also extremely important pollinators as many adult species actually consume nectar They are also extremely important predators of pests insects, especially parasitoids

Parasitoids wasps are a large subset within the wasp group who lay their eggs inside or on top of unsuspecting hosts The larvae would then burrow into the body cavity of the organism as they develop and they will eat the organs of the host But it gets the larvae will target non-essential organs of the host in order to keep it alive long enough That's why I'm gonna develop into its free-living adult stage. So are you that is that well? I don't you haven't convinced me But mosquitoes while having earned their terrible reputation Are still ecologically important mosquitoes are also pollinators hmm at some stages The males will eat nectar from flowers and there and thereby will contribute at least some to pollination

They're also extremely important food source for birds fish bats reptiles and other insects. So all right That's fine Give a bat a food. I'll give I'll put up that burgers I wish I could eat a bat if we could get rid of mosquitoes forever I will happily take care of all other animals. I fucking wish and now we have two creepy alien stories. I Woke up one night no idea what what time it was, but it was very late and dark There was a faint glowing in my room coming from the corner where my dresser was I Turned my head and looked towards the glow and saw two tall creatures hiding behind my dresser

Peeking their heads around my dresser with their three-fingered hands clutched on the sides of it Whoo, this is gonna be if this was real. It's creepy. It could be real They had big black eyes and their skin had a faint yellow-green glow to it with these two was a worm-like object Same glowing hue to it. I don't know if it was alive or not, but it was behind the dresser with them It was rigid kind of like a black accordion pipes used for garden drainage and some sort of goo coming from the top of it As I looked at these things terrified. I noticed a glow from my doorway I turned to look at it and saw two more shorter versions of the creatures walking down the hall towards my then one point one and a Half-year-old sister's room one of them raised its hand and I fell back asleep the next morning

I woke thinking I had a bad dream But my sister was found to have a small bb-sized lump on her forehead by her hairline Doctors took scans, but nothing showed up at some point in her life. That's small dot that small not just disappeared Hmm. I used to draw what I saw to show my parents to this day still believe I saw something I told the story several times over the years to several people and they tell me it never changes Whether it's real or the worst night terror ever it stays in my mind as clear and as vivid as a movie I watched yesterday. All right interesting. You know, I mean that shit. That's it is creepy. You never know now being a simple Polish boy raised Catholic

I'd say my childhood was quite an eventful in terms of unexplained phenomena However, they'd all changed when I was 15 After immigrating from Poland my family and I settled in the great flat expanse known as Calgary, Alberta Oh One thing that I always appreciated was the skyline which was almost always free of clouds and you could see everything in full Detail at night as long as you were in the right place talk about talented real estate It's the expand. It's what is the flat expand with the flat expanse of Calgary the flat expanse That's one way. That's one exciting way to say it the incredible skyline of Calgary with the Walmart and the two other buildings

Yes, indeed. Love Calgary. Love Calgary. Can't wait to go back since my family was quite strict I would also find myself walking around at night with friends partaking in underage drinking and the jazz cabbage That's weed. Oh Our go-to spot was always in it was a nearby industrial park where after about 7 p.m. It became a ghost town great We used to do that too But so one night a group of five friends and I were sitting on a berm Near some train tracks sipping on some fine Canadian swill when one of us exclaimed that he saw something in the sky

We looked up among and among the darkness lightly illuminated by the industrial light pollution and saw something bizarre It was the silhouette of a pitch black triangular craft slightly scooting across the night sky I recall it being so dark that I felt like it almost absorbed the light as it passed over Mm-hmm. I found it strange that it slowly rotated as it passed through our views We watched in awe as it slowly migrated its way to the west out towards what we could call the We would call the boonies. Hmm. Basically just fields the craft started to pulse a golden orange light You think it would just disappear after this, but oh boy, were we wrong? It then proceeded to do a full glowing u-turn in the air and shot completely out of sight in a glowing red swoop

Cool The only way I could resist the only way I could describe it would be like a fiery thin red ribbon getting stretched across the sky And as quickly as it all happened. It was gone and leaving no trace of its existence. Whoa, very cool That's very interesting. I'd love to go get hammered in a goddamn old construction park in Calgary That's all I want to do when I get hammered in Calgary. I want to go see a goddamn UFO. God damn it. God damn it That's right. All right, give it to me. God damn it. Absolutely. Well, thanks everyone for listening this week. Um guys We're so excited. We got a couple bits of news here this weekend. We've got coming up posted Hosted by Ed Larsen. It is a mug shot

Roast it's a mug shot roast working with the last prisoner project Ed Larsen put this together I had I am trying to find my mug shots when I was 19 and 380 pounds my DUI and then when I got Detained in the tombs that mug shot. I think I might actually look good in yes But I can't figure out how to get them. So if anyone has any, uh, I don't know just so you know, it is on the twitch sunday September 12th 5 p.m. Eastern Standard Time on twitch.tv slash last podcast network all any money We raise straight to last prisoner project and it's gonna be a lot of fun. Absolutely. We're so proud to be working with last prisoner project And so thanks for supporting Them and everything that we are doing with them and thanks for buying our weed. Oh, yeah

It's really been a wonderful experience. I've been getting high off my own supply all weekend And I gotta say that's a diva it'll make you stay up until 9 o'clock in the morning because cuddling dogs is so fun It's cute and it's fun. Um, so yeah, join us on our journey and mission Yeah to stop people from being in jail for sweet sweet. Ish that sweet sweet fucking weed Absolutely, so make sure you live every day knowing that uh Trying to I would live every day trying to accrue the amount of enemies that it would take an entire town Of which of people to kill you and your family. Yeah, don't do that. You know, I mean definitely not

You know how you do that laugh a little bit more. Well, you could laugh you laugh a little bit more Don't take things so seriously But what if you don't want the whole town to kill your family the laughter could be kind of maniacal Well, you have to like if you find yourself in the middle of a Turned it into a Hey, because people no one no one can kill you if they think that there's something wrong with you Sure, absolutely not and Make sure you love the fact that even when it comes down to it

If the whole fucking town is trying to kill you and you are part of an intergenerational Family that has millions and millions of dollars. You can just crush them legally. All right everyone Well, thank you so much for listening can't wait to see you on the road again very soon Uh, never forget. Hail yourselves. Hail Satan. My good relations, everyone. Hail me. Don't kill your family. Not yet. Never This show is made possible by listeners like you Thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcast network.com