Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The New Bohemian Grove

Episode Date: August 8, 2019

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: Epstein, Bohemian Grove 2.0, a squirrel on meth, the UK Casey Anthony, and MORE. TRIPLE L.

There's no place to escape to this is the last on the left side stories So it's coming back from New York, okay From a boy Johnny Moreno's wedding. That was a great wedding. Congratulations John and Zoe awesome. Yeah, that's It was really good another murderous wedding another another horse up in a stable Uh-huh. That's right. Yeah, of course. I saw how big his fucking dick wasn't how much time He had to put in the siren different large children Uh-huh, but the money ran out on that as soon as he aged really aged out. He aged out of the Jeffrey Epstein dream Oh, okay, very

Um, but so I'm getting off the plane right and so the thing is that I helped this woman with her bag an Elderly woman with her bag at first to put it up in the overhead compartment, right? Did she need help or did you just like were you more like because I could also see you sort of like a Costing her and just like I'll do it. I'll put your bag up there You're ruining my bit. Okay, because it's exactly it is that I she was coming on the aisle She was she was lifting up the thing. She was having a hard time and I went to go help her and she's like no I don't I don't really need your head. I was like, yeah, you do. Yeah, you do And so I sort of took the bag out of her hand right and I put it up an overhead compartment, which was fine, right?

And she was thankful was she? Sure, okay, but then We were D boarding Unboarding a plane as we left this point I saw her taking it out of the overhead compartment, right? She was struggling, right? And but so I decided well, she's gonna need my help again And so I just reached up from behind her and I grabbed the bag and I was helping you ma'am helping right She was like, I really don't was involved in me and her sort of having a tug of war

For the bag above her, but I was like, I'm trying to help ma'am I'm trying to help you ma'am. And so I grabbed it and I eventually had to pull it out of her hands I did pull the bag out of her hands almost like a jerk, right? I'm trying to help she obviously needed the help and was too proud I don't say the words if she had it in her hands. Wasn't that almost mission complete? She already had it in her hands All I needed was like one video of just hurt this the video the bag slide out smash her in the face And it just me staring just going nodding, you know, just like slowly just kind of adjusting me like yeah, I

Could have helped right right, but I didn't well good job Henry technically I'm trying to help I'm trying to help society. Yeah. Yeah at all times You're doing so good buddy between that and the slime gang you're you're you're assisting Everyone in need whether they are in need or not It was funny here Natalie's words for she was just like, please don't you don't need to do this, babe Baby, you don't need to do I know it's just like I'm helping the woman. Mm-hmm. I'm helping the woman That's fun. It's always fun to travel with it. Welcome to side stories everyone I am Ben Kissel hanging out with Henry as a Browsky as well the hero the we you know the hero we deserve

Henry Zabrowski. I am I'm a good member of society. Sure. Yeah, absolutely I do what I can do. I believe the idea of being a positive pro act of Satanist. Yeah, absolutely Everyone's always said that about you, but you know what we do have today. This is a big day for me, Henry You know what? You know what I'm celebrating today What puff in his one-year pupper-versary is today One year he is in his second life because he would be currently He would be long digested and in a sewer somewhere in South Korea if we did not get him

From the puppy pound from the puppy jail where he was gonna be a poke ball And so puff in he knows it I saved his life and they say we're supposed to celebrate him. What about celebrating me? You know, I think it's only fair because technically puffin had nothing to do with being rescued No, he was just I mean if he had orchestrated his escape Oh, that'd be a different story like if he had bit the dick off Some the one of the Korean guys going like oh, this one soft this one soft It's like poking puffing on the side with a stick. Yeah. Mmm. Yum. Yum. Yum. Well He does massage him with more and more sake so the marbleized fat gets deeper and deeper into his muscles deeper deeper

Don't make me think that don't make me think about But no, he does have bad sides he has to he has two scars where they probably were poking at him See if he's done Just see if he's done Would they try to make a little divot so they could put rosemary and thyme in them? I have no idea. No, that's not this guy. It doesn't taste good I don't think it tastes good, but I actually sort of weird It could it could sort of be like a porcetta

Like you could put like a cover much of spices and I mentioned the dogs meets kind of like that like sort of like Darkish super moist pork meat. Yeah, maybe I have no idea what dog meat would be like I would assume it can't be that good. I would just think it's not gonna be that good Well nice screen for from seems to be for them It's more like how cuz my mom always used to like we were never allowed to order chicken at restaurants Why I mean she's like don't get chicken. I make chicken at home Anybody can make chicken Anyone can make spaghetti anyone can make anything she also would not order Italian out cuz she'd look at it and go

What is this water? Look at this watery gravy? Oh my each time each time But then that taught me standards is about learning about standards And I think it's the same thing over there where I think they're only eaten dog as either a lark Which is also a thing they probably eat. I don't know what it even is but yes Oh, or if it's something that it's at the very bottom of their options Well, what they do is the reason it's it's during the three hottest days of summer and they say dog days the dog days of summer literally and they say it's for male virility because I guess the boners get Sad in the summer and they need a little pick me up and I guess evidently

Puppies are the way to do it. So my boner gets happier during the summer. I don't know what happens over there It's different different times different cultures, you know, well speaking of happy boners happy productive boners Jeffrey Epstein hoped to seed human race with his DNA according to the New York Times Oh, yeah This is a very interesting story about one of the weird now all of the news that it's fucking coming out of the woodwork Oh my Epstein and one of them is this concept that he wanted to take his New Mexico ranch Which he wanted to call the baby ranch and he wanted to impregnate 20 women at a time with his DNA Right in order to propagate his version of his human race deep into society

He had many ideas that this is one of his like kookier of his bad ideas But I'd say he definitely had a lot of bad ideas. Yes. Well, this is one of those that I don't particularly understand Well, we talked about this on abling its top head as well It's quite interesting the narcissism and the ego of this person. This is the story of the Handmaid's tale He wanted to have a female farm of women carrying his seed But isn't this something this is about everlasting life, right? So it's yes partially when I hear these stories It seems like old school like a retro way because now as we talk about Henry you want to be up

You want to be uploaded? Yes? I believe in the idea of having my whatever is my consciousness Whatever is that entity being able to live? Live free forever on the internet, right? I think that there's a part of that that is it's yes It is definitely an afterlife supplantation, right? It's definitely of course. It's definitely a I can see it. It's a replacement for a For basically it helps alleviate anxiety about the idea that when you die and there's absolutely nothing, right?

Which is as a person I know intellectually that I'm very deeply afraid that I might when the lights go out boom That's it, right? And so something having a scientific solution to that problem is a part of just a natural inclination of the human race now Which is happening which is a religion replacement as well, but people like Epstein I think this shows there's a lot more people in Epstein's places that are thinking these gigantic grand Intergenerational thoughts of sure of course that they used to be helpful for humanity But I think now it's just to help them these were he would have these conversations with scientists at his at his home at his Party he would invite them to a dear yacht and they and they all are fat all of these articles are just fascinated with Stephen Hawking

Drinking Dom Perignon and talking with fucking Jeffrey Epstein. Also Stephen Hawking was not I mean He was not actually talking I don't know the computer was talking and the computer could say whatever it wants. It can and I will say this Stephen Hawking Yes, I understand very difficult hard life a lot of sympathy, but I'm just gonna say maybe controversial He's kind of kind of an ass He cheated on his wife. He did he's hanging out with pedophiles This is an ad hominem attack on Stephen Hawking the cheater and the cheater and the rolling fucker I'm not which I think a lot of people like to go. He's a really horny roller and I don't even care

Like whatever that doesn't make you the worst human being on the face of the planet or anything But it is just like he is not necessarily The wonderful genius that we all thought he was I don't know but that's not really what this is about This is more just about the concept that Epstein used to invite these scientists to come on to it to his various parties And he would pitch them these ridiculous Ridiculous ideas that are only could come from like an executive producer's mouth Of course, he will just say to a group of scientists I want to create a particle that makes people feel like they're being watched

That is one thing that he said he wanted to freeze his penis and his brain. Yes, right for for forever Right, which is I get it didn't I mean technically that's Rasputin I mean turned out it was a horse cock But you can just do that if you put it in a bunch of gin keep it keeps it safe forever and ever Absolutely, he also wanted to yeah, but I think what this is really showing right? So we think they called him an adherent of transhumanism now transhumanism is this movement that the idea that it is sort of a Evil like it's an evolutionary

Inevitability that humans are using science and technology to further the human race Hmm further our cognitive abilities and allow us to live forever, right? Basically this idea that we are our own God We are we have created our own mini Godhead and that is what we're gonna do We're gonna use the power of science to further us Deeper into the future, which I'm actually you know, you know, I love I think it's very interesting Of course a lot of fun I I agree with you and of course in this case because they were thinking so primitive about it actually like biological like

impregnating real humans they had Many victims much like everything with Epstein all of his like transhumanism like I am my own God thing He did not necessarily apply that same logic to other people. He saw them as you know As his minions and whatever He truly was he truly was not a an actual functional transhumanist all of this shit is garbage All of his ideas were total garbage and none of them were actually helping anybody or society and Scientists just sat there because basically what they said was that he was the cash cow, right? And scientists and do certain

Subjects especially stuff that's on the fringes. They need money So they swallowed their pride and they looked at several different ways to sit with him And hopefully get some of that runoff cash So they can use it to work towards their fringe projects But what I think that this is showing is that there is a deeper conspiracy theory that has been around since like since the Bill Cooper days which is the idea of a breakaway civilization. I think the rich and the powerful are actively planning on

Leaving planet Earth. Yep, as soon as it gets hot Jeff Bezos was just talking about it I literally just saw an interview with Jeff Bezos discussing that exact thing They are going to do it and they are acting like because the way they're pitching it to is that everybody will get to a ticket To the rainbow express Everybody's coming No, we can't even get into studio 54 you think that there we can't even get into the 5050 Club Do you remember when we weren't invited to Dan Harmon's boat party at San Diego Comic-Con? Yeah, we are now like oh, we're here for the trip now. I brought my beers

I got we got we got our wrestling shirts and a horse. Chris has got beers for everybody and I brought the sunscreen I don't know if that half helps in space and I got all suitcase and magazines And no one's gonna no one's going to invite us No, I think we're seeing more and more of these little building blocks that the conspiratorial view of the The way the rich look at society's life. Yes, because it just must change you at some point Oh, and Epstein had so many powerful people in his pocket For so long that he must have had some loopy ass ideas. I know at some point he is like

We need to build a system of magical pipes where flowers can come out spitting little fireballs And what if I created a ghost that only moved when you looked at it? Is that like either are you just playing Super Mario Brothers 3? Honestly, this is the epitome of Stupid people with money and the money Forces other people to have to pretend that they're smart otherwise the entire society collapses falls apart Do you remember that when we were just I mean, I don't know if your parents were like this But my parents always just assumed that wealthy people were smart, of course, and they are no that's they my parents

That's why my parents ended up voting for Trump in the first place and they legitimately like well He's a businessman and it's been like I Can put on a suit and get a suitcase and walk around the street me like hi. Hello, Henry Zabrowski Yeah, I run several independent businesses and then just open up the suitcase and it's just filled with slinkies covered in my Giz, and I'm like, yeah, I make these I make these and sell these Jin skis just in my giz case the giz slinky and each one it costs only a thousand dollars Yeah, that's it, but it's special. It's unique Don't you want to give your parents something unique for Christmas something that has a part of you on it

You come on it that I think that's what we're learning now The disclosure is first of all all of these people are not all but the vast majority of Super wealthy are narcissistic maniacs and even worse than that Extremely extremely dumb and that is it's almost scary to think how every bad at his job Oh, it's bad at all of the jobs that he had he just somehow I mean a guess if you just throw enough child sex slaves at a problem you can fix it Which is what we've learned from him. He's got a lot of people in his rolodex and we are going to continue to learn a

Lot about the life of Jeffrey Epstein if you read the accounts from the scientists here I do think as Henry was alluding to I do think they thought he was crazy And I actually feel bad because it's really as a power structure in our in our culture We have given the wealthy so much so much power that it really is a an indictment on our entire culture The fact that scientists true smart people have to hang out with these morons to hope Just hope they can get a couple hundred thousand dollars to try to cure cancer But that's why I don't think anybody's doing much in the way of it's hard right because I don't trust the government either But at least when the things like NASA and all these of the kind of gigantic science projects that the government sort of had a

Some sort of control over right that used to help our society I think that they've really a lot They really are excited about science moving more and more private because then they could do whatever the fuck it is They want with it. Yeah, the last thing that was the big science movement I guess was Obama's movement to map the human brain, which we're still deep in the middle of yeah, but it's just All of that Creates all of these sort of esoteric benefits for the future when this so-called technology is finally completed But we don't know what that is yet. No one really knows what that is yet except for the fact that we have AI

Deeply built into our everyday usage. Oh, which is not as nefarious as you even like to think it is It's just the machine learning part of it learning all the algorithms all the stuff It's not exactly you're not talking a fucking how but every single time you use Predictive text you're helping teach the AI. Oh my god. Every single time you take a picture I mean on Instagram all every single thing that's the other thing I'll say too is all of these apps People want to make big deal about them being like data mining for these giant companies, but they always have been. Oh, you sure That's how they make their money. They don't really make that much money from the advertising They do but they make so much more money from these kind of backdoor

Contract deals with the government purchasing the information about what they are picking up from their billions of users Which is just like a fucking free testing point. Absolutely. That is why they are technically free apps, but nothing is free Everything comes with a price. Yeah, it's a free lunch. It's all but I accept if it's on top of a trash can Then it is my lunch or would you pay for it with your fucking ass just or if you work union And you are a background actor. Yes, you do also get free lunch and they know exactly when to show up to get it They're very you read anything about Google camp Google camp it sounds is it like the movie heavyweights, which was a great film back in the 90s about a fat camp That movie. No, it's nothing like that. It's really fun. Yes. No, I'd be I would have said it in a happier tone

Okay, Google camp is that Google is inviting influential people from all across the arts and politics to a getaway Where they could sit and talk about how to make the world better. It's a new Dumber, Bohemian grove. I was gonna say that There are pictures. It is just the most miserable shit It cuz God me I believe they talking about climate change, right? So Obama came to Capri or came but they have class so they won't allow anybody to take pictures of them But there are photos of Bradley Cooper teaching Oprah Winfrey how to ride a bike Oh, it's like her struggling on a bike and him like grabbing it looks like he's grabbing her by the pussy a little bit

Which is like a fine fine, but grab Bradley Cooper doesn't care because he's gay is a fucking $9 stamp. Is that right? Oh, yeah, buddy. Good for him for him. Oh, yeah, I would go come out teach us Dallas He's Bradley Cooper gay or is this just it's this hot goss that is hot goss. Oh, all right All right, and it was also Katy Perry and what's her name her big dick Elvin boyfriend. I'm not sure Legolas. Oh, yes. Um, oh my god. I do know his name That's it or land who we met briefly. I knew he was named after a city in Florida. We did meet him briefly You're very sweet. Yes, but these pictures of them all gallivanting and having these little boat parties being like you're just the Dumb arm of the new Bohemian Grove that they allowed just go be like yay. Go get a bunch your pictures taken of you

So everybody could talk about how cute it is that these celebrities are like hanging out like normal people on a boat shit Where everybody else in some other Google Camp? Are doing other but like God knows what they are people still why do people still think actors have anything in their brains? Stop the inviting actors to Bohemian Grove. They are they're not helping They are the definition of vessels. They are empty vessels. You must feed them words Actions emotions. You have to feed them every single thing to make them a person Why do we think that they are the beacons of truth in our society? What has happened? We are just so backwards the idea of like believing an actor saying anything their job is to lie. Oh

I know. Yeah, I know it. I know it Um, but this does this could give us a great opportunity then if you do recall peak Alex Jones This is when Alex Jones was still mildly cute when he greases blow for the canoe with the canoe To Bohemian Grove and it is one of the funniest he is it is a one on One fight, but there is no other person It's just Alex Jones screaming at himself into the void and responding to his own yells at Bohemian Grove And everyone's just like I don't know but he was the only one brave enough to directly attack it He did so we buy water. We buy water exactly like Joe like George Washington. Absolutely

So we could go I mean this would ruin your acting career though Henry technically you need to be working Hard to get into this event But I mean this is what I was Natalie and I because Natalie showed all this to me She was like look at this horseshit and I was going through it I was like this is the thing is that we've been kind of outsiders in media, right? Like that's kind of what we do like we've made our own path to people listening to our bullshit What that means though is that you never get invited to any of these big arcane?

Hollywood Illuminati shit right because they know that you'll just either tell everybody or they just don't want you to exist They just don't like us because a couple of too many a couple dips in the punch ball And next thing you know, we're letting everyone know what we think about them. It's what I fucking we talked six hours a week Yeah, you have to figure out things to talk about so a part of what we talked about is every single secret thing I learned at Google camp. Yes Well, that's great. I'm so happy we are the world is going to be fine Ladies and gentlemen Bradley Cooper is gonna cure everything. I do think it's ironic whenever they have these Destination vacations for under the guise of

Global climate change and the climate crisis and global warming because that's exactly what they talk about in the articles and it's like It's crazy them out of pollution. They're putting it. They're all flying. They're not flying on one plane They all fly their own private planes I'm a jet. So each private jet arrives at a helipad and it's all of this shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Anyway, well Google camp that sounds fun and hopefully if anyone works at Google camp let us in We'll just let us I don't know how to ask but let us it will be good. Sure. There's no way I won't tell individuals

Every single thing I've heard or seen no honestly, there's no way honestly sadly I think the things that we would see would be so mundane and so stupid and so boring It might even it might even be worse It might just cocktail hour But that's what Harry Shearer said about Bohemian Grove because he got invited right and so when he went he said It was a most boring shit in the face of the planet because you don't get to go to the actual secret meetings Also as an actor, then you're really just our arm candy at these events. Yeah, you're not being pulled in Europe You know is the closest you think de Caprio is the closest. I think de Caprio

I think he's got a fingers in quite a bit of still quite a bit of pots if you know what I'm saying Yes, I will say this if you haven't seen once upon a time in Hollywood check that one out great Brad Pitt Oh my god, he is I would do anything that he's I was just dissing on actors If Brad Pitt was just like what if you wear your pants on your head? I'd be like Brad. That's so smart You're so smart. I love you Brad because I could look at that man And I will say this about the movie no spoilers, but Tarantino. He got all that foot He got up so many feet in this movie. He was just like it is Very apparent in this film apparently I have to see it. I haven't I haven't been able to go see it

I can't wait to see it. Hopefully this week. Absolutely check check it out. It's it's a nice little story Alright, well, let's move on to a slightly stupider story or a slightly dumber story This one comes in from Alabama So it was this Alabama man accused of feeding meth to a squirrel He got arrested but this dude basically is a 35 year old dude And I kind of love this meth thinking because when you're a meth you got your brains going going going going and sometimes It stumbles upon a genius idea You're as confident as Bradley Cooper teaching Oprah how to ride a bike you really are on crystal meth

So most people say oh, I need to protect my house Maybe I'll get a maybe I'll get a pit bull or a really mean chihuahua this guy got a squirrel But squirrels you say oh, they're not so dangerous unless you give them crystal meth and vitamin So he would give his he would give his squirrel crystal methamphetamine and he called it his attack squirrel He was arrested. He was arrested for having drug paraphernalia and things like that. This is according to the sheriff's office How did they even yeah, exactly? How do we know so he wasn't actually? Punished for the crime of feeding meth to a squirrel, but it was just a thing that was a part of the experience the sheriff said They can't test the squirrel for meth. He said there's no way to do it

I guess you can't give a squirrel a piss test. So poke the some piss out of it I'll show you how to do it. You grab by the base of its little score balls Oh, yeah, yeah, it's not that's not pissed. It's some kind of over. What is it? That squirrel come yeah deputies a Browsky. How did you know how to do that so fast? Have you done that before? It's against company protocol and the the department is are you even a sheriff? I was touched by a squirrel Back when I was a bully. Oh god. I learned that the psycho of pain keeps going It just gets dumped to the next generation

Sadly sadly accurate Although if you do want to learn more about that on this week's abling it's top and I talked with a sexologist Henry who interviews non offending Pedophiles, which is very interesting, but we talked we air quotes We talk non-offending. No, they don't do it. I just won't do it Are some that you have to listen to that interview talking about that, but anyway, so narcotics investigators They found Mickey Polk. He was 35. They were conducting the surveillance at his hotel He was arrested. He fled on his motorcycle and rammed into one of the investigators

Vehicles Polk was wanted for possession of an illegal firearm possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia So the narcotics investors arrested arrested one. This is according to the sheriff You said narcotics investors, which I think is a really interesting misnomer for police officers, especially since Iran contract. Oh Let's talk about the Iran Contra. So this is according to the sheriff's department They say narcotics investigators arrested one man and are looking for another after they executed a search warrant Monday They yielded meth drug paraphernalia body armor and a squirrel Polk uploaded a video on Facebook after the raid from the apartment with the squirrel

He acknowledged the squirrel is aggressive and had bitten people but denied this But he denied that he trained the rodent. He said quote the public isn't in danger from the methed out fuel in the neighborhood He's not on meth. I'm pretty sure better not find out. He's on meth. Anyway, I don't like that shit So it seems as if the meth The squirrel may or may not have been on meth, but the guy says hey, I wasn't feeding the squirrel meth But then again, we're around rural Alabama Squirrels can get meth anywhere Honestly, it's hard for them because you don't know how that squirrel's been raised. No, you don't it's a slippery slope to meth

You know one day you just like you know, you take a little bit too much robot awesome You know, you found it in a fucking park bench and you stick your little squirrel head in a whole serving of ropetism And you're like this feels weird, but sometimes it's nice because the drudgery fine in these nuts every day It's every day same fucking grind up at 6 a.m. I find you suckin nuts. I put them in the hole cat fucking chases me I'm scared by a car. What the fuck my whole life is like an existential wheel It's like I'm on a hamster wheel, but I'm not a hamster. I'm a fucking elegant squirrel Next thing you know you that robot awesome opens up your peer view just a little bit You sit by a hippie in a fucking the forest park. They're hanging out

He blows a little fucking little stream of fucking sativa next to your fucking face Oh, you Pull that little squirrel nostrils next thing, you know, like man, maybe it's about time I got really fucking lit up you find a little bit of cocaine go by like one of those nightclubs like you go by Like the iron shaft or whatever and you go if you sneak in a little bathroom in there And you find some cocaine residue in top foot all these coke heads are super fucking jazz out of squirrels on there Right, they're fucking giving you cocaine. Yeah, that's another big tip Especially as a squirrel or a hot girl or as a guy never buy your own cocaine just let people give it to you

Oh, I don't think that's a good tip. That's a bad tip Henry never I think it's good to just say never purchase it That's when you have a problem never ever as if you're purchasing will be safe out there You know what you got to get on the West Coast and you better not be doing fucking cocaine in the West Coast Oh, it's all that fentanyl All that fentanyl, but then all of a sudden you're looking for the next fucking hit at squirrels all fucking strung out Right, you know meth becomes a casual lateral movement absolutely and that squirrel is now an attack squirrel And dare I say the coolest squirrel in the yard I mean, I'd almost I put him closer to a bouncer squirrel

But he then might wake up and realize what he does and what's going on Kind of squirrel that he's become or she and it may be After all of this fucking cleans up and comes one of these fucking weird like pseudo saved Squirrel Christians. Yeah, it could be man. Those are the ones, you know, they What whatever the journey is and when you meet those kind of pseudo Christians that have like, you know The Christ is just pressing the weight of their addictions down They're like totally cool songs. I got the power of the Lord my backwards hat I don't need methamphetamine. Well, you know for a fact they're just about to fucking snap at any time

I it's hard drug addiction is hard even if you're a little squirrel. I could quit wait if I got to oh, could you really? How you would be shaking like a leaf in a store my friend that would be Australia I went Australia. I had the longest break. I've had in a long time in Australia. I probably had a five-day break Okay, and how'd you it was great? It was fine. I was dreaming again Which is the one thing they say about THC or whatever it is with the weed is that it suppresses your dreams and I was having fucking wild ass dreams They tell you about that about how to dream that my mom was trying to put me up for adoption But I'm like this age and I was just like with the CPS people and they're like

We're gonna have to put you in a foster home, and I'm like I'm a 35 year old man They're like we don't care you're just gonna have to go to the foster home. It's like I'm a comedian I have I remember being like I have over a hundred thousand Instagram followers. I'm a part of it That can be faked that can be faked. It can be faked. Yes, very scary It's very well just a poor foster family that has to take in be like missus mister and missus kill when Here is your new foster's son Henry Zabrowski from Wolf of Wall Street. Yes, that Henry Zabrowski I'm just gonna uber out of here guys All right, I'm just gonna go

All right, so this is a story I wanted to talk about real quick The US military launched giant balloons to spy in the Midwest according to magical. Oh, have you seen these? I did see this. This is written by Jack Morse. It's a bird. It's a plane It's one of up to 25 giant surveillance balloons currently floating over the Midwest and spying on everything in their path get out of here According to documents. I know what a shock According to a documents obtained by the Guardian the US military is currently in the process of testing a large-scale Surveillance system made up of floating radar designed to monitor everything from individual cars to entire cities, right? There's been this conduct high out the way. They're calling it conduct high altitude mesh

MESH networking tests over South Dakota to provide a persistent surveillance system to locate and deter Narcotic trafficking and homeland security threats reads an FCC document authorizing elements of the test So they are going over this is all this is my country and I say this government leave my people alone get out of here they're going over Illinois, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Missouri and Iowa this is the beginning of what we see in China going on They have the biggest surveillance state in the world in the history of time and that is beginning to happen here These big-ass blimps if this is why this is where like my like have a gun Brain kind of flips on because now I'm just like take a gun

Take your little hunting rifle get your sniper rifle and just shoot these things down You will be arrested, but you will also be a hero in my book Just know for a fact that it's slowly encroaching. I almost happening I almost appreciate the Chinese and the fact that it's so in your face They are you went to Australia, right where they put their surveillance right in front of you Yeah, so you see the pictures being taken taken of you You know that the Chinese is watching your social networking You know that they're doing all the stuff and it's out in the open and it's it's only United States of America

That we feel that we have to fool you and hide it from you Because they want to create this bubble this idea this fake version of freedom this idea that we live in a free society Well, actually we've entirely given up the chains of ourselves to the Masters that are deep inside of the silicone Valley at the very least They should make this seem like one of those flyover planes that has like a big flyer on the back being like Bikini Beach Party September 10th be there be square like they they Sell it to me. I do really believe that this is

Honestly, though, this really is scary and I know it's not gonna get that much attention because it is literally looking at more cows than people South Dakota North Dakota has 600,000 people in the entire state and it is a big state Yes, so they are starting small hoping no one really notices Perfecting it and then when push comes to shove they're just going to be up in the sky and then what are we supposed to do? What are we going to do? We have go up in the sky. We're gonna go up in the sky. You're gonna go get it What are you the closest tall people of America? I all you standing on your roofs. Yep. Take it swipes at it Oh my god, come and come and face me like a man. I am going to face me

I am going to die with a with one of those big. What do you call those little? What do you call those leaf sweepers? a broom It's a leaf sweeper. I have not been in a rural environment in a very long time We do not have rakes in New York How can anybody take us even remotely seriously? Hey, that is just it's about describing and then everyone can know and then everyone's part of the conversation So I would have a metal rake and I'm gonna be screaming on top of my roof in Iowa

And then I'm gonna get electrocuted when I hit a power line and that's how I'm gonna die screaming at a drone Holding a metal rake. Just watch you on top of your roof swing in a rake and around Swinging a rake around your fucking basketball shorts fall down revealing your penis to the neighborhood surveillance balloon immediately takes a picture of just nude nude comedian pervert harasses neighborhood with leaf picker See they didn't know either and they work in journalism. No, it's a rake. My goodness It's a rake. No, but that really stream media that really is horrifying and we need to pass legislation But we're gonna talk about that on abling and stop at more because this this must end because if we don't bring me on there

I would bring me on. Yeah, of course If we can get into it get it into her serious for serious all this all this is just second. This is a world. This is war games are playing Yeah, on the battlefield. No, no, absolutely not. This is for goof-a-mops But this we got it. We got to nip this thing now because once they're all up there. Oh It's all and you know, that's the thing with our When we've already been done already been done. It's already happening from within. It's already happening within socially. We are Uh, tattling on each other via social media and then just straight up intellectually They're just I mean just straight up technologically. I don't they even even said this

Zuckerberg laughs when he says that the phone Listens to you the phone does not listen to you my friend you it is not that it's picking you up It just knows you so well already It already knows you because of the technology within it because it's been reading your words. You don't need to actually Hear you in conversation. They read it and predict by what you've talked about via text via instant message on a many different platform Yeah, they know every single they know everything and when it comes to surveillance the US has done it many for many many years Overseas specifically in the Middle East. So they're just taking that technology. It's coming home

Russians over here like we haven't been we're not like the best at manipulating elections We're literally that's like one of our best top skills that we do is a safety measure quote-unquote for America But then when it happens to us we get really upset and it always turns out just wonderful Right on the money Right on the money. I so let's all right this now We're getting serious which is a problem because this is not this is not a serious. No, this is this is a goof-a-mop show This is a goof-a-mop show I do want to talk about this mother who murdered her two daughters after they got in the way of her sex life

She now faces life in jail. Yeah, according to the telegraph by Greg Wilford and a mother who murdered her two young daughters after they got in the way of her sex life is facing a life sentence Louise Porton 23 suffocated Lexi Draper 3 and strangled 16 month old scarlet Vaughn and rugby Warwickshire in 2018 the part-time model which they do very carefully put in quotes, okay? Was seen casually leading Lexi into their home hours before she killed her on January 15th last year if you watch the video It's awful. Yeah, it's also a thing to where you watch her like open the door

She barely gives a fuck and the two kids goes and the door literally almost closes on the infant And it seems like she was just trying to get this thing over She looked up several ways to kill them online and they're calling this the UK Casey Anthony, but the difference is Our Casey Anthony Got away with it. Yes And she is most likely going to have a reality show and we'll be seen her in her full form At some point at some point well in the relatively near future I'm sure and then I do I just believe that this woman I mean this woman is just needs to go

She needs to go into a concrete square and go away for this time. She's a very dangerous person Obviously, so she said she was a sex worker and she said the kids were getting in the way of her profession and Yeah, calling her the Casey Anthony is a little we know sex workers with kids Oh, they really enjoy having family sure I don't know you could have a relative you could have a totally normal life and still be in the sex business No, that that is certainly not an excuse. Oh, yeah, we're in the sex business, of course I mean everyone is paying for us to come over and stand in front of them They love to look at us. You like you're like, please. Oh, thank you for it

I know this was an in-call. I'm glad you came over my apartment. I'd like you to meet my son or my daughter Ben, that's just it's just two bottles of Bud Light. Yeah It was my son and my daughter. They are away for the weekend Yes, so that story it really is disgusting, but at least there was some justice But you can't even you can't even imagine how horrible that is but calling her Casey Anthony Really is not accurate because again, Casey walks free. She walks free. Yeah, she's out of the wind And now let's do hero of the week Okay, so this year we have two heroes of the week Henry Zabrowski two heroes. Amen. Amen. I appreciate more heroes out there

We need them absolutely and these are these are very serious heroes So usually I have a bit more of a goofy time, but we had two massive tragedies More gun violence taking place in this country extremely devastating our hearts go out to the people of Texas and the people of Dayton And normally we don't talk we don't like to talk about the nature of these crimes quite a bit because I feel like it ends up sing signal boosting People that are doing these crimes for the sheer purpose of getting their name in the paper and attention put upon these crimes We all know what's happening and we know that our country is sliding into some weird sort of I mean, we are in a civil war It seems like in the minds of many that civil war is never ended

But because of those shootings two heroes Did step up I suppose so an independent wrestler Jeremy Ganger He stopped the Dayton shooter at the door of the Ned Pepper's bar So he prevented the death of countless other people So thank you so much for that Jeremy and then we have another man army private first class Glendon Oakley jr. Because of his training. He actually pulled out his gun. He got to a position He like took on the gunman and he helped many people get to safety. So those are two heroes of the week So that was really it's just a very incredible and a very sad times, but

Indeed heroes did heroes did spring spring up. Yes, which is very good Yes, because it's very I mean all of this is very all this is incredibly freighting. Yes, I want to read some viewer mail All right, let's do it. Let's go. We go. Here we go. So we got here. This is from Jay This is an email called this is a so he sent me a listening of a classified ad that he thought that we'd like Okay, it is a picture of a very handsome rooster and it says free Hanted rooster that's h-a-n-t-e-d rooster has demon. It's really it's free Well, that's great. According to this classified it reads poor chicken

He used to be so great until recently he got hunted by satin now He keeps manipulating everybody trying to get his own way still pretty good rooster But not as good as before he got a hinted eats all the same stuff as regular roosters There's pretty good on a farm out imagine the old thing is how he has a demon side of had them gotten him diagnosed for sure yet By my bishop, but our pretty sure is defiantly Hanted because of all of the frightening Activity and whatnot if you want him He's yours just let me know because I don't think I can keep him around much longer because I don't have the authority to get out

The demon I don't know anything about witchcraft if you know how then that will just make it easier for you And he'll probably be a pretty good pet if you could do it yourself or make arrangements with the proper channels Who can release evil spirits and whatnot just need a box and a towel to come pick him up Just give me a call or text the sooner the better. Please don't please don't use him for spells I don't want to be associated with that kind of stuff. Thank you for your time. Oh, all right. Let's get that rooster I love that a haunted rooster I wonder how he figured out without a doubt that this root that this rooster is indeed haunted I wonder what the signs were. I don't know. He does not put any specific examples. Yes. I mean maybe waking up later

I have no idea what a haunted rooster would do But that's a very good personal ad and maybe one of our listeners can get out there get that scary rooster Fuck you Jerry. What you what? I'm Jerry I actually got some really good UFO sightings this week except one that was fake But then I asked the dude if it was fake and then he admitted that it was fake that he was just trying it was It was a very nice email exchange back and forth and it was a cool picture of a drone But then I was like, are you can you actually send me any proof that this is real?

He's like buddy. I actually work in I work in digital And I was just like yes made me laugh um E though sent me a very compelling UFO footage The piece of UFO footage you saw four lights hovering over an abandoned mall just north of Cincinnati, Ohio I took a look at the videos. He said I want you to take a double look at it. It might be flares. Oh Okay, so we have a skeptics cap over here You've also I have been I've a lot of people been asking me about that doorbell ghost video Mm-hmm, and I reached out to the people who sent me the video to get permission to post it and they never got back to me Okay, well get back if you want us to post that

And we also have a ghost video from a friend that we met at Comic Con that is like awesome Maybe we'll play those on the last stream sometime. Yes, they are very legit That was really fun, and he was not a hostage to our conversation No really willing to speak with us. He was he was very nice, and so I Have a sort of long letter, but I want to get through it Okay, I was just very interested in this because it's a good view into a world that we vaguely covered with our psychic vampire episode Okay, I Don't know if this is worth sending or even if you guys still take stories we do

But I went with two of my friends to a psychic and sanguine vampire meetup near Detroit But 12 total showed up to a Coney Island, which is so Detroit and they talked with us for about three hours I was high as fuck so really felt like I could feel everything relating to energy that they talked about One of them was completely sanguine and has a donor about 12 hours away that he meets up with Another is half and half and has the same sort of setup the sanguine literally looked at like if Carlisle from Twilight Was chubby and had a little cholo twist and frosted tips He said that first he said that first that is a very very specific reference Okay, the skin next to the collarbone is punctured then blood is sucked from the wound no biting required

He said that everyone's blood has a different flavor Hmm another was solely psychic guess that what kind of hat he was wearing Yes, it was a fedora and said that if he made eye contact with us He was stealing our energy and couldn't help it he caught my eye on accident about seven or eight times There's also a thing where they rubbed their hands together to channel energy Then they held their hands about a foot apart and you had to put your hand in the middle Everyone's energy feels different some are warmer or cooler or more negative or positive. There was a warlock, too He looked exactly how you'd imagine him to long gray beard squat build bald on top and cross-eyed with glasses

This is what I'm shooting for one day guys just so you know nothing but bad vibes from him But he swore he could pick up on our energy and made us channel it into a cup of water We took sips of the water first just to verify that it was normal water After that we passed it around the table and put energy into it then tasted it again I didn't try it because at that point six people had sit from the cup and I only knew two of them Good move W Also, they could read our auras my friend Ashton was higher than I was but also is always an anxious mess They said that his was mocked up and they couldn't get a clear reading

Huh my reading was accurate, but I don't know if that's just because it was vague or not My friend Anna was apparently taking really well to everything and could be a wonderful healer with the right practice Oh Ashton left about an hour and a half into smoking the car and didn't come back inside The main vampire said that everything that they had done was really hard on Ashton that as soon as he could he should wash All of the residual energy off of him as if he was covered in mud Later on that night we stopped at a 7-eleven for snacks and saw a guy walk out without paying for a bottle of water We didn't say anything because we don't snitch and he was still staring at us from the other side of the glass door Once we got outside he came up to Ashton and asked if he could buy a gram

We thought that he had been on the phone and that's why he was just standing outside But he took his phone down from his ear without hanging up or saying goodbye Ashton didn't hear what he'd asked and he said yes So the guy said really and then asked if he could get in the car you just at some point W you guys just got totally taken hostage of by a homeless person. Is that what happened? Yes, but he said that he gave them many many tips on how American currency is fake and we see your We still secretly use another form of British money because we are still under British rule There was some site and you could trade your fake money for real money at a one-to-one rate

I don't remember the URL, but www.civil-liberties.com is one explaining how we're still under British rule. Okay, you met a very Very between gigs sovereign citizen. I love it. All right. Very interesting good exchange rate, too Honestly, that's not bad one-to-one when we go over to the UK here in the upcoming future We are going to be losing money because the dollar ain't so strong And so apparently and she says according to this she had gotten she was very she was a person that was very lucky But after this experience with these vampires She's gotten a countless arguments with her parents missed out on a concert that she paid $200 for super

Inexplicably sick for about two weeks after said as someone who usually has crazy good luck I can only trace everything that's happened back to that night in National Coney Island. Oh my goodness Well, be careful man those psychic vampires. They're gonna suck out all your energy next thing You know, you're gonna miss, you know, the the reunion of Backstreet Boys even as a lark again Even as a funny little thing a fun little trip No, if you meet with a bunch of people that call themselves psychic vampires a lot of times the reason why they call themselves that is because they are at least very annoying It's like on the lowest level. That is that is the worst part is that they are incredibly annoying. You're gonna have a bad night But if you are going to be around them wear black quartz

Very interesting stone absorbs the vibes of psychic vampires good to know and of course you can always shoot an email our way at side stories LP otl at gmail.com Shoot us some stories that you want us to talk about and Obviously if you have a personal experience feel free to share because we always love Hearing from you and we cannot wait to see you all this weekend. We got Minneapolis We're gonna be in Des Moines, and then we're gonna be in Milwaukee. We're on our big boys tour I love going big boys love going to the Midwest yes, and my women. I like to see the women

Love to see all of my Midwest brother-in-and Sister-in sister-in sister-in So that'll be super excited and we cannot wait to see you all very very soon Also, if you are around at the east coast next week Maybe the week after all the exact dates of when we travel I get on the plane when that when I'm told to get on a plane But we got Atlantic City tickets still available Bethlehem, Pennsylvania tickets still available and Portchester, we're doing it's a it's like it's a funny little run. We're doing We're doing the same

Touring schedule that week as Gallagher to yes It's some of the most nothing but the most best most beautiful because I've heard Portchester is called the the Paris of Upper New York of it We cannot wait to see everyone Over in Portchester Bethlehem and Atlantic City and no idea what AC is gonna be like It might just be one person with smokers cough one person missing a limb I don't know who will be there, but it will be fun you buy those tickets So please come on out make a couple ticket less for that entire weekend you come on out make it a weekend

make sure you live your life like your Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry just basking in the Sun provided by Google Mm-hmm. You just put on up to the easy-going Lifestyle of Bradley Cooper and a couple of Lou Vuitton slip-ons teaching Oprah how to ride a bike with your hand too close to her vagina Mm-hmm love your life like your Orlando Bloom standing nude on One of those those if you see that when you saw his dick, maybe a god knew was it a god It wasn't a gondola No, you can't be nude on a gondola because it normally has other passengers

It was a windbreaker windsurfing machine. I don't know what's called good for him, but he was just standing fully new totally confident with a completely clothed Katy Perry Also on me the little thing which is very sad for me and that's the sad that we got to see his penis We didn't get to see Katy Perry, but you love his life. Yeah, he's got it. He's got a legolas smile Yes, he does in that picture and you got to laugh Like you are Stephen Hawking Just accepting a glass of Dom Perignon from Jeffrey Epstein listen to him blather on you go ha ha ha ha Oh Jeffrey, you know The best

And you just are you're loving your life and you're spinning in a circle because your chair is broken absolutely Well, that's he's got to fix his chair Stop staring and laughing. Please stop me from spinning. What a fun party guest even Hawkins was all right, everyone Thank you all so much for listening and most importantly never forget. Hail yourselves. Hail Satan maghustalations This show is made possible by listeners like you thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to the last podcast network comm