Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Pee Bandit

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news including an update on the Kentucky Sheriff who gunned down Judge in "crime of passion", Reginald VelJohnson - aka Carl Winslow gets caught up in the P Diddy scandal, The mysterious tale of the Pee Bandit of Pasadena, Canadian "serial killer" caught on the run after killing 3 men, the bizarre story of how an unfaithful relationship lead to a quadruple murder in Chicago, new memoir reveals Lisa Marie Presley kept her son Benjamin's body on dry ice in her home for 2 months after he died, the Montana man who genetically engineered monster sheep for hunting, Listener E-Mails, and MORE!You can help show your support for those affected by the devastating events of Hurricane Helene by donating here:Operation Airdrop Hurricane Helene Relief Efforts at https://www.operation-airdrop.com/hurricane-heleneAppalachian Medical Solidarity Mutual Aid Disaster Relief https://mutualaiddisasterrelief.org/co-conspirators/appalachian-medical-solidarity/Pansy Collective https://www.instagram.com/pansy.collective/BeLoved Asheville https://belovedasheville.com/Mountain Mule Packer Ranch (sending pack mule chains in to carry supplies!) https://www.facebook.com/mountainmulepackersranch/The STAY project https://www.instagram.com/stayproject/Southern Smoke - emergency relief funds for farmers/food service professionals https://southernsmoke.org/Rural Organizing and Resilience https://ruralorganizing.wordpress.com/donate/Diaper Banks https://www.ncdiaperbank.org/,babiesneedbottoms.orgBPR is maintaining a donation resource list here: https://www.bpr.org/bpr-news/2024-09-28/list-ways-to-donate-and-help-flood-victims-in-western-north-carolina-after-hurricane-heleneHomeward Bound: supplying aid to Ashevilles homeless population homewardboundwnc.org/donate/Appalachian Kentucky Mutual Aid Hub https://appalachianky.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/list  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes and get exclusive access to bonus content.

There's no place to escape to this is the last on the left side stories. That's when the cannibalism started side stories. Yes. We can just start again, right? Right? I mean, we always and that's the big lesson yeah, we had a little bit of an error as we began to record today a technical difficulty and We're not gonna redo the bit. No that we open with the last time, you know, why why did you hate the song?

No Now you're bringing it back You're bringing it back. We did already begin this show with me talking about how I have the song loop from the stupid Disney Halloween parade in my head which goes Halloween, oh ween, everybody. Halloween low ween, right? Which is even worse. Everybody. worse and it's just on loop in my head and I want to fling myself into traffic. I mean first of all fling yourself into traffic could be good for the show.

Grassroots marketing. No grassroots marketing. Of course. We need a stunt. I've been saying this. We need some kind of stunt. I've been trying to bring haunted objects into this house. I've tried to bring mediums into this house.

Mediums are okay. It's the extra large is the problem. Oh. Hey, what's going on? I'm the only one around here. Got you. Yeah, man. Welcome to Side Stories.

I'm your host, Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with my spooky co-host, Edward Larson. I'm so big and I don't know what to do about it. No, you're doing, you're actually doing very well. I gained seven pounds. I was at the doctor today. Yeah? They told me you are fatter. Why?

I said, can I take my shoes off? And they said, it won't matter. It does though. Shoes are heavy. Pants are heavy. I really do. When I go into the doctor, if I'd got to do the weight beforehand, I'm almost completely naked Yeah, I take off my pants. I keep my pants on you should for it. Yeah, I know I should now I learned the hard way the doctor's office. I like it some pushback for this It's kind of like the spa or I feel like it's the one place besides the spa or your own home Where your nudity is really not that surprising. I mean, I saw David Cronenberg's butthole. Oh, really? So I feel like there's a you in his doctor appointment. Oh, this

is a long story, Eddie. I've told this story on the show before, so I don't know if I could get into it. I could be if you not told me in real life. I think I have told you quick version quick version is I was in he I was doing heroes reborn. I had to go to the Hollywood doctor to get a tetanus shot. I went in, they said, I went into this weird little, like, tiny kind of strip mall doctor place, and I went to the receptionist, and I said, I'm here for my appointment.

They're like, oh, Mr. Zabrowski, yes, just go right on in, the doctor's ready for you. And I opened the door, and as I'm opening the door, I said, hey, it's me, Henry Zabrowski. He was like, hey, it's Henry Zabrowski. And as I I'm saying it I look and I see the doctor turns around and he's in front of an open spread open But hole that he is looking at and it's an old man's ass all covered in white hair And then that man turns around and looks at me and it is David Cronenberg Whoa, I know for a fact it was David Cronenberg because I know what he looks like and now we know what his butthole

Looks like almost the plot of video Draw it's very close and then afterwards he sort of acknowledged me and then I also realize like it just means I'll just never Work for him again. Well, you know That's fine. That's great. I can't believe all the assholes you could have seen it was his yeah. I know oh, I know crazy Oh, it may be any dude in Los Angeles I it felt like a cutscene from existence. Yeah, which is fine. I lived it though. I lived it Oh one of the many lives I've lived you didn't even give them out looking good. No, I didn't provide comment I didn't provide comment because I think that pretty deep. Yeah, I think that he was mortified in Canadian about it Oh, I mean, I didn't realize he was Canadian about they get very offended

They hate showing their asshole in public. No unless you but sometimes though in private. Mm-hmm Syrup it up. They'll give you a chat. Yeah. Yeah now we got a couple Tim Hortons get a hole in that doughnut Yeah, no, I'm saying I hate Tim Hortons. It's gross. It's all enough. It is awful. It never was on It was back in the day. It was on yeah You know the hours of Tim Hortons they open at 6 a.m. And they close when a woman falls asleep in the doorway Hey, that's how you know Sometimes they do got a kicker awake, but then it's like more like a snooze button Now we do have some updates. We we got some spooky times out there. There's a lot of spooky shit happening

We got the obviously we before we get into the letters today I'll go into some of the more the places that you can donate to help the the Literally people displaced by Hurricane Helene. We had another one coming down the bike right for my parents house So we'll see how that goes One of the biggest hurricanes ever made and I just want to say good work Biden on that one. I can't believe the hurricane machine strongest fucking hurricane. And then he let it, and he let it hit Mexico first just so we could see how good the machines work. Yeah. So good work. I can't wait for comma. Like to get the reins of the hurricane machines

cause you know where we honestly a lot of Places need judges around this country. Maybe that's how we started We just knock them down right using their Democratic cloud machines And then what we do is rebuild the cities from the bottom up Yeah, no Marjorie Taylor green sitting there saying that people control the weather and she's not a heinous bitch and she's not ugly And I'm sick of people saying that. Yeah, she's out here speaking the truth! That thick, trunked, fucking SUV-sized woman should be allowed to speak her truth. She looks like she could be in Troll 3.

Oh, I think she is. I think she is in Nilbog currently. Now, we have another update. There is one big update that was interesting, is that we did finally get confirmed. We've been talking about the story about Sheriff Mickey Steins. Now we do have a bunch of we have the surveillance tape. Yes, it came out. We saw it a little bit. We saw it in silence. We also saw it with audio, but it did not have any form of clue as to evolve, like what really caused their actual conflict.

Now, for just to remind you, Sean Mickey Steins, he murdered Judge Rupert Wilhoyt. I mean, technically he is pleaded not guilty, but it's on camera of him putting a gun to the man's face and shooting him in the head. It's very much on camera. It is very much on camera. He is saying that he is not guilty. Now, one of the big pieces that we have been talking about is the this piece of evidence that we weren't sure if it was confirmed or not. Now it is confirmed that before the sheriff walked into the judge's chambers to kill him, there was some form of communication between the judge and sheriff Stein's daughter. And then sheriff Stein's called his daughter from an unmarked

number in the judge's phone to confirm that has definitely happened Yes, so we don't know then what that what that's all about. There's some conjecture Yes, I'm gonna say it wasn't lovely it wasn't good news Oh, well, we're all gonna go see fucking crazy town, but shifty shell shell bop is dead. Yeah, but like it's Got a new guy in there Actually gonna be filling in for foreigner when they get the other guy other once he's allowed to have work released from jail I'm great for recording today, but But the other big point they don't know whether or not it

was because the judge was having doing something weird with his daughter but there's some talk is that apparently the sheriff's wife might have been seeking a divorce and the judge might have been helping the family get away from him so we don't know we don't know that so that's why it's all you know I could see him wanting to murder him for that as well exactly so it's either He's one type of asshole or another type of asshole, and we'll find out yeah Because except for like I guess if the judge doesn't really matter at this point if the judges have sex with your underage daughter My thing is that like wouldn't it be truly more?

Punishment I you know killing him is obviously would be considered the ultimate punishment. But wouldn't it be more punishment to just reveal that he's a pedophile? Wouldn't it just be more punishment to just put this evidence out and smear his life and get him pulled from the fucking- It was a crime of passion.

But he obviously had thought about it and he- He thought about it for less than two hours. I guess- They ate lunch hours. I Yeah, lunch together 12 unless you're staring at the sky this whole time at lunch and you hate the way Yeah, he hates the fucking sandwich you order still a crime of passion. Yeah, you know, maybe he's a sloppy eater Maybe he eats like Holden does like like he has four mouths. There are times When you just are looking at him eat. Oh like, you you know we were playing this D&D game at my house We have a new game running and it came over and it's like so you got any food You know I mean like that kind of stuff and then maybe if the sheriff

This is her the judge do that yeah if sure for the judge do something like that I could see why because I thought about it. Yeah, no for sure. Yeah, but I don't have I don't have a gun All I have is these hands. Yes, you know and I could I mean registered weapons those hands About you getting a gun or where are you on that? I gotta go take classes first. I was told I got to do that first Okay, I'm gonna take classes and then my main thing honestly is to get an armed drone. Oh Okay, I'm gonna take classes and then my main thing honestly is that get an armed drone. Oh Harder than a gun. I don't know You I couldn't fly a drone, but I could shoot a gun. Oh, you could fly a drone buddy. I've tried that they crash

They got new ones now. They got the one they got like the Sega controllers I can teach you how to I could teach you how to fly an armed drone. Yeah. Oh, yeah, really? Oh, yeah, we'll take over this whole fucking city, buddy Oh, man, or we could start with a smaller town. Oh Yeah, we should just go town over we should go to Van Nuys. Yeah, or Bakersville. Oh, yeah No, I don't want I don't want Bakersville. Yeah, there's no reason to take it. No, no, no Santa Barbara Santa We can take Santa Barbara. Oh, yeah, definitely. Oh, yeah, guess what? We're calling it fat cow. Yeah, mrs. Santa Yeah, Barbara. Oh, let's see mrs. Santa's and then we we elect a mrs. Santa by like and a big sort of like weird Town trial where we pull up the bustiest oldest woman and we make her mrs. Santa

Yeah, but it's gonna go with you the retriever that we shave its ass. Yeah, no, we fucking You think this object you something you got a hot chick? You're something that's got a hot chick? We're going to make Santa Barbara great again. Can't wait. Now that was not the only update. The other update is one of the more curious updates of the P Diddy trial so far. Oh yes, we're following this very closely. We're following this very closely.

This was an update that I was so shocked and it was so incredible that I had to share it with you. To begin with, Reginald Vel Johnson is sexy to someone. Carl Winslow from Family Matters. I will say this, this is how I'm opening this up, is that it's true. There are some people, and this is why I want to put this forward first, is that no matter who you are, what you look like, there's somebody out there for you. There's somebody who's nothing to you. There are people that watch Family Matters and

nutted to the father. And one of those people happened to be P. Diddy. Now, apparently there is a rumor that Reginald Vel Johnson was seen getting Slippity slammed by Sean Diddy Combs on video now that is no one has seen the video Nobody's seen the video now. I don't think it's even past Reginald Vel Johnson to want to get bucked by Sean Combs That's a huge night. Yeah, no, that's a you know, you get you start partying. You're feeling it You don't know what's going on. So next thing, you know, you know, you get you start partying you're feeling it. You don't know what's going on The next thing you know, you're like you're fucking having sex but forward which I'm pity to come P Diddy combs and he first thought is did I do that? Yeah

I've got a situation you just party and party like wow, this is crazy. Yeah, you're talking about like ending up I have a concert. Yes now ready to do a bell Johnson he had to address rumors that were on the internet that p-ditty had sex with him and his Added his response world. It's a hilarious. I have no idea why they did this to Reginald Bell Johnson He did not necessarily deserve this. What camp are we in do we believe it or not? I? Don't know Eddie. I don't think I believe it. Yeah, I don't.

Because he said, Reginald Vel-Johnson. I just can't believe he was invited to the party. He said his response is, I don't know that man. Now, that's wrong. He definitely knows who Puff Daddy was. I think that if you said Puff Daddy, instead of P. Diddy, yes, maybe. But I think if you said puff daddy probably be like yeah, of course more money more problems I'm like no that was mace and then like, you know, you have to go through that with him

But wasn't that on puff daddy's album? I think so. I think it was he did sample though. I think puff daddy was on I don't know. I don't remember it doesn't matter. He produced it at least it doesn't even matter anymore. That's the best part I'm released so Reginald L Johnson I don't know where the rumors came from that Sean combs had sex with them Is that the claim was first brought up in April by the comedian? Oh lose cannon During his appearance on an episode of the drinks with ginks podcast. Oh Now I don't really know oh this Poor Reginald go down and Charlamagne speaks on. This is from the Charlamagne, the God Charlamagne. The God speaks on Diddy allegedly having a

relationship with actor Reginald Velle Johnson, who played Carl Winslow on family matters. And he confirms that Titty did he got Wendy Williams fired from hot 97. That's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. And Wendy Williams Williams all over the place, but there's still no I need to see come on Reginald L. Johnson's belly for me to believe I think it's inside of him You know, he's why would he come on his belly? Beyond his back. Oh, this is rude. Yeah. Well, he's got a nice ass Reginald L Johnson, I'm gonna unfortunately nice ass Rachel Bell Johnson, I'm gonna unfortunately

Do you see this picture here? I'll go back off Sean comes smiling. Yeah, it's rational. That's Johnson. Also smiling Look like a really happy couple they look like I'm fun. Look like the picture that we just took in Disneyland. Yeah, I Don't believe that they had sex with each other. I With him and he sat there and you know, they'll Johnson They didn't have sex with each other sound like Reginald on top side stories LP o Tl at gmail.com who else refuses to believe that Reginald Johnson is a bottom now I don't have a problem with him being a bottom, but I don't think he is athletic enough to be a top A bottom needs no bottom is bottom at the minimum can just be there

But I think that a bottom me and Reginald Vail Johnson have very similar body types and my butt is an extremely extremely unfortunate, but He's so happy in all of these pictures But I think that laughs in a picture He's so happy in all of these pictures guys fuck up, but I think that oh yeah As soon as I see his face the first thing I go about damn what that mouth do yells at Jaleel what but I We have very similar butts And I am not because is a lot nicer than yours. Look up Bell Johnson

Yeah, you know Bell Johnson full body shot full body shot. There's probably some dancing right? Literally right in Reginald Bell Johnson, but he's having like the biggest resurgence of his career He doesn't want this and like people just like you actually think that his butt's better than my butt It is not let me see I'm looking at this right now That's not Reginald Bell Johnson. Oh, yes,. Let me see. I'm looking at this right now. That's not original bell Johnson. Oh yes it is. Yeah. Is it from dancing in the stars? Yeah. He's not dancing with the stars currently. That's a nicer touch than yours. It protrudes. Actually yours goes under Eddie. That's a beautiful touch. I stand corrected. Yeah. I can see

him getting pummeled by Sean comes. Yeah. Yeah, man. You're right. You're wrong. Yeah. I'm wrong. You know, sometimes you're right. Yeah, I'm wrong You know sometimes you're a good fix any people like you know yeah, if you could fix it on one part of the body It doesn't matter what body that part is attached to see that's a big Just feel like when it's Carl Winslow. That's what's hard Yeah, you know cuz just having him I just feel like him getting angry about me just fucking that up would kind of make me not hard anymore Maybe he says like me. I'll be here. I'll be of informant for you Think he thought it was real. Yeah

He was trying to pay off the cops, but he just fucked Karl Winslow I believe that Reginald Vail Johnson did not be made love to by puffed. No, I think that he Be made love to by puff. No, I think that he Is it's a fortunate thing to joke about very much. It's most likely not true. No, it is percent not true You know what Eddie that's really kind of you. I'm gonna give it 90 I'd say I say or a worse way to say it is 10% is true Yeah, 10% chance 10% chance is True. Reginald Bell Johnson is now going to be folded into this conversation over and over again. And that man, he doesn't

deserve it, but we are just, and we're piling on because we can. Yes. You know, and it is just really, really Steve. He doesn't deserve this. I thought it was the Jaleel white party. No, and he hated those. He hated. He really didn't like Jaleel white party. No And he hated those Hated he really didn't like Jaleel white you hear recent in a recent interview. We called him unprofessional It's like he was a child playing two roles. He also got the stardom of family matters thrust upon him He was just was a guest star. You wouldn't even have a fucking job. He was supposed to guest star Yes It was just a guest star and then he took over the entire show.

And the entire cast did resent him, because Karl Winslow was supposed to be the main character. It was supposed to be closer to an Archie Bunker, that style of character. And then Jaleel White came and changed the entire show. I got to say, Jaleel White. But he didn't do it on purpose.

He didn't do it. It wasn't his idea, you know? Most professional person I've ever worked with. Jaleel White. Yeah, Jaleel white. Well me. Yeah Yeah, we get hammered together Joe like it's hammer. Yeah, but not with me. It's because you didn't get far enough in You got to get far enough in you the way you do it. You ask him about his other roles

What else has he done? Uh, you know, he was in historical roast. Oh good. It's the other biggest He played nessa mandela and muhammad ali. Wow. He's gonna be the new star wars show. Fuck. Yeah new star wars show Well good for him good for your little white get in the bag. Yeah, he's been buddying up with favro All right. So those were our two big updates Uh, and yeah, there's nothing no one anybody tell you you can't find love Because it's out there for you. You just got to find the port in a storm All right, here we go, we got a couple of good update we got a couple of good news stories up top I think the first one that we will do is there is a new serial killer in I think the first one that we will do is there is a new serial killer in

Canada yes, but I will say being caught immediately She got caught immediately and I want to say the reason why I really even paying attention to this is because it's a female serial killer So it's nice to get a new one, but what's hard is is that it's she wasn't super good at it sorry, yeah, but she also like she got busted immediately and She just sort of legally fits Sorry. Yeah, but she also like she got busted immediately and She just sort of legally fits The parameters of a serial killer. We don't know a lot of the details. It seems like it's almost like a spree It I honestly would put it more towards a spree I honest I think that the Canadian cops are kind of talking about it like they're like, oh, you know If you look at that numbers, yeah, it is a serial killer

Like they're like, oh, you know, if you look at that numbers, yeah, it is a serial killer Like that's the way they view it, but she killed three people and it's actually it's kind of a motive She hates men. Obviously, we have no idea what her motive is yet. So Sabrina Caldor She was arrested for allegedly accused of carrying out three murders from October 1st to October 3rd Two men police said that she randomly stabbed in two separate Canadian cities. She drove down, she drove across state lines to Niagara Falls and then she drove back. So she did it several different cities. And the first I believe were was her roommate.

And they were a part of they were like next to each other. I guess they lived in the same house. She had some form of what they're calling a mental break. There are people that knew her in high school are saying that she was the daughter of two dentists and was quite lovely and they don't know when she changed into a serial killer. And I think it was when she got the nose ring because unfortunately Sabrina does look a little bit like a lesbian pirate She looks like she's wearing one of those realistic masks that you put on to like fool people Yes, she does sort of look like that. Yeah, and she is she's mean-looking. No for sure

She's a crosser. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, so she got she's with second-degree murder So they have not released any of the details of the actual crimes themselves But they know that she was she was connected to these crimes in the Niagara outside of Toronto And so they said they arrested Caldara at a Burlington hotel on Thursday. She went back up to Burlington, Canada They she said straight up she had attacked a woman on Kill Street in Dundas and she attacked her roommate. They said that she had visible trauma to her body and then they she stabbed another man in public and then then she stabbed another man in public and so this is like she's this is

why I feel like I'm trying to be this be nice in a way sensitive about this. Do you want to be nice to her? No, no, I just think that the the call it or serial killers real loose. I think that it's just it's a spree killer She's what she sounds closer to Richard killed some people Yes She sounds closer to Richard spec and it does seem that she murdered someone and then seemed to kill two other people simply just Because she'd already murdered one. Yeah at that point What does it even really matter?

Just throw some more charges on the pile And so she did seem to randomly select two other people to kill but she killed the first person that she knew in three different Cities. Yes, which is also bizarre. Well, I think that this point she's in some form of full-on Psychological freefall. Yeah, And she was not in the same mind. You know what I mean? I don't know if she was all there. She never ironed the prize, Eddie. No. All right? Because if she was really thinking about that she'd be out there getting them steps in. Well, she got her steps in. Oh, she did. Honestly, you're right. I'm sorry. She did get her steps in. But you got to work on the portfolio. Yes. You know, you got to

get all sorts of diversifications going on. You know like yeah I am a street murder and lesbian, but also I do caricatures On the border make a get a skill Add to your abilities. That's what I say. You know look you obviously like fashion Look at you and your fashion to me is saying Jeannie from Aladdin Fashion look at you and your fashion to me is saying Jeannie from Aladdin Your shape just like him I wish I had the balls to wear a durag you can so comfortable you absolutely Kennedy No, I can't why not it's not I won't go over well, but I it looks who is showing besides me What are you talking about? I hit the streets keep that sweat in we do rag

I feel like it's just a bandana if you have a bandana the problem with besides me. What are you talking about? I hit the streets. Oh yeah. Keep that sweat in. But you do rag, I feel like it's just a bandana. If you have a bandana, the problem with white dudes and bandanas is that like bandanas are slippery, but they are, I don't like bandanas on my head. No, no, durag's slippery. Bandana I'm cool with. Durag slips? Yes.

Damn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that was why a durag was good is because it stayed in place. No, I mean it's slippery, like the touch of it. That's what I like about it. Yes. Oh, you I mean it's slippery like the touch of it. That's what I like about it Yes, oh you like that. Yeah, like the silky nature. Mm-hmm. I like no I like to do the the bandana where it just goes across my head. I wear it on the show. Yeah, I like it Yeah, that's okay

I feel like a bandana is fine as long as you wear it as a sweatband and then cover your whole head Oh, yeah, once you cover the whole head That's gang territory sending a message sending a message. I ain't Jesse venture. I can't back it up No, you're not but and I'm glad you don't have to I'm glad you don't fight people Eddie. Oh, thank God There are you just lose You could kill somebody with your bare hands if you wanted to yeah a smaller person maybe but I get out of breath pretty fast Hey, that's where I gotta get him close. Mm-hmm. That's right. My job is that's my job I'll tell you what heard him in close to you

I would like to fucking get my hands on and that's that PP bandit. Oh, yeah Peepee bandit is out on the loose We've covered a lot of different liquids here on side stories. And yes, we have covered poo poo. We have covered cum We've had people sucking on toes. We've had people dropping off soup in a diabolical fashion We've our buddy drew his whole home has been destroyed by the hurricane. Nobody's doing well. Mm-hmm, but The PP bandit out of beautiful, Pasadena. Yes It's gotta happen there the Rose Bowl sells too much like flowers now We can't they can't seem to get their hands on this guy

Which is kind of crazy because there's been a full-on Like citizens attempt. Yeah to catch this guy the police just aren't gonna sit there and wait for it because whatever So basically for six years six years for six years somebody has been putting bottles filled with piss on Electrical box in Pasadenaena and it's one electrical box Well, there was a different one But he moved to this one and he likes this one because there's a wall behind it and he seems to come over from behind The wall and plop them down and the other side of the wall is the fucking highway. It's so interesting now

Apparently these two guys Derek Milton and grant you Yanceira They wanted to become they really wanted to figure out what was going on. They blew it all up. And we wouldn't even know if it wasn't for them. We wouldn't be able to steal their content if it wasn't for them. These guys actually, I'm very impressed by it.

I watched their whole TikTok story. No, they did a really good job. It's at underscore Derek Milton. And they show that, what I love is them talking about the status of the piss, about piss about how like you can kind of see that the pee also goes like one jar of it or one bottle of it will be like Like a real like like fucked up dehydrated piss, but then another one will be like, oh, he's drinking water And then another one will be like concerningly brown. Yeah. Well, he could be on that be too

Yeah, you know I buy pee-pee's gone straight yellow ever since I've been on that B2 You think that he's insured in short the piss bandit? Absolutely. And one of the ways that they decide is gainfully employed He might be I don't think this is like, you know, he has to have some ingenuity Do he actually write the words urine, human urine on these bottles? He also wrote HIV positive on one of them. Yeah. He wrote AIDS piss. I think I'm one of them.

Oh, AIDS piss. Now they say they believe it's fine. Well, they believe he might be an artist. Well, that's what they said. There's no other real explanation to why you're doing this. If it isn't just like an art installation You just might be mad at Pasadena One thing but what I do find is interesting so far twice what they have tried to do was put a pyramid of steel

On top of which is also hilarious. They could not find the guy. They couldn't figure out how to find that guy So instead got his face, but it's just so funny that they just just they're like But if we get rid of the surface at the top of the box How is she gonna put pee there and so what they did was put a pyramid on top of the box the city did not City not these guys and he's broken two of them. Yeah, he's had two pyramids two PP repellent pyramids We're put on top of this one box They put on top of gates so you don't sit on them and stuff and they legitimately he broke him with a hammer or something Yeah, no, he got in there good. He smashed the shit out of him. I love this

There's some that's why it must mean something because then why not just put him next to it Why not just put it on the ground next to it? Why not do it because he's obviously he can't reach the ground But then how does he not how did he mash the thing off the top if he's not coming from the other side? Well, we know he always has a knife on him. Is it just one guy? I think it's one guy or at least since these guys started reporting on it's been one guy. That's fascinating Yeah, I know and he goes and he fill in the thing is he has urine It's just like wow

It's like really artistically presented to where the soda labels from the piss cans are taken off and that is what they're using As the labels and each one of the labels yet says urine urine Human urine there's your own spray stickers all yeah wow that's really bad advertising for them And he's it I say about wearing a mask strangely about the guy He is in better shape than I would think he would be. Of course he is. He's jumping all over highways and throwing piss in places. I don't know why I thought that this might be a fat dude crime. I'm pretty sure he's a surfer.

You think he's a surfer? Yeah, because at some point they set up these trail cameras. Yeah. Until they get a, and then one of them. Because that's what these guys are doing. They're trying to catch him. They're trying to catch him. And he seems to have a...

Well, they stopped. They quit the investigation. Probably because they were literally getting in the way of the police at some level. This is a public vandalism I don't think the police cared that much because obviously if they cared they would stake out the spot In the end it's like yeah, it's public vandalism, but it's not like I don't know what the crime you'd like necessarily call it It is public vandalism. Yeah, if you're not filling up the bottle in public then it's not like you know If you're pissing to a bottle at home, but here's why I think he's a surfer All right, because they had two trail cameras one of them had a GPS locator on it And he stole it and they were just waiting for the G for him to turn it back on and so they can get the GPS Location on it, but when he turned it back on and so they can get the GPS location on it

But when he turned it on he quickly took a picture of the beach and then it turned back off before they could get he's playing Games yeah, and then they did it again, and it was another picture of the beach He's but this time down in San Diego. No he's playing games and so yeah, yeah, so I think he's a surfer see I feel like this is them. This is like the opposite. What's the opposite of a surfer? What's the opposite of somebody who deals with the ocean? It could be a UPS driver or a butcher. He puts the P in UPS UPS yes, you peeing But you're peeing in the bottles all day long you're driving around you're like Oh, I'm gonna go stop on my spot drop off my bottles

Well, yeah Cuz especially now that I have a spot and now that they're paying attention to me I'm having fun engaging with these detectives and much like how Batman created the Joker You love the new Joker I don't want to talk about it Talk about it next week. Yeah, and we talk about our we're gonna do a movie update next week. Let's just say Our time was wasted. Yes. Well, I mean I think I liked it more than you did Yes, you did. I did. Yeah, cuz you were visibly angry the entire movie. Well, we'll get into it next week We'll talk more about it because we can't we're gonna give you guys another week to be

Disappointed by the film before we talk about it. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, but back to it. Also the peepee guy He he drops off the piss in between 2 a.m. And 4 a.m Every time so he does it in the middle of the night unless he's working nights unless he's working nights He could be getting off work. I wonder if he's like a Banksy Where he's like that's what I said originally they called them. They were trying to be ski there. Oh, yeah peace. Peace key. But they were trying to like tell him, like give them some flattery to get them. They, and they're like, you, you, you told him, they left a little board for him to like with a questionnaire over by where he dropped off the P and they're like, they're like, you're like, you know, we appreciate your art. You know, you're like Banksy, you know, they're trying to reverse psychology. They try but he wouldn't answer

No, of course not because he can see right through that he's playing fucking 5d chess Yeah And then they put up a better camera that they could actually talk to him through and then they saw him doing it in the moment And like hey, why are you doing this and then he climbed the tree and he stole that camera to whoa Yeah, see he's loving this he is love but he's also stopped doing it Well, we don't know But those guys stop covering it But apparently they're saying according to neighbors according to TMZ Which is actually one of the more accurate news sources in the fucking country for some reason

It really is they say that they talk to all the neighbors and they say that they haven't seen PP in a while So I think that maybe it's getting too hot for him. I think that the heat is starting to build up. I think he liked it as a low key. What about the filmmakers? Are they a suspect? Always. Right? Yeah.

I mean, this really did a lot for them. I mean, no. What are you talking about? They have millions and millions of views on TikTok. They got a lot of money off of this. I guess they could. I guess they monetized it, didn't they? Yeah.

Who benefits? They do. They're the only ones that benefit and the only thing that would possibly Clear their name as if they came on this show. Yes, I think that's the only way so Eric Milton underscore Derek Milton I think that the only way for you to clear your own good name as far as I'm concerned right now You are the PP bandit So I know that might be I think there's a reasonable doubt and I'm yeah, there's Reno's I'm not accusing you of that. It's not like you shot a judge

I don't know. I don't know what you've done, but I know that if you are the peepee bandit This is the place for you to talk and we all want to know what your message is And it's just because is it just drink water. Yeah, I mean obviously it is because there's a lot of brown peepee Just drink water. Yeah. I mean obviously it is cuz there's a lot of brown peepee and that's the word Color it does like while it sits in the Sun. I think it can cook Yeah, I think it might change you know, I do because my goal I try to get my P to clear You try to get it too clear. Yeah, see I like getting the yellow but that's what but I'm on the beat too So I cheat, you know know like it's not like but you mean you try to get it yellow I like it yellow. I like seeing my peepee, but that means you're dehydrated

Well, no if I got the b2 it I'm not dehydrated, but that's you're cheating. It's that's Told you I told you I was cheating yeah No, I only get three really yellow peas And then it goes clear But I don't think you can eat that many things that can make your your urine go that much more yellow other than b2. No No, no, there's other ways to spike that. I don't think there's other ways to get your pee yellow It's a little game that I play with myself every day and that's all life is yeah, honestly I'm learning that from gooder chief. Yes urine can change color when exposed to sunlight over time

Well, yeah, and just become darker great that actually is interesting in a way because then maybe he is leaving these bottles out somewhere else before he drops them off I mean, I've seen piss bottles all over this town, but these are neatly organized. Yeah, they're all under his desk Yeah, they're not like Lucy goosey underneath the bench or something. No, and that's a that's a person who's too busy to go to the bathroom Yeah, or to inebriate. Also, I never understood Why people pee in bottles instead of just peeing in the street. Yeah, I never understood either. I think it's because you can do it surreptitiously. Is it really that bad?

I think it's easier to piss in the bottle inside of a car. Because then you can get arrested for public urination if they see you, so probably you peeing inside of the car into the bottle is a way for you to keep it private. I guess so. That's what I would do. You would. If I'm spreading my urine via bottle. Do you think it's bad for humans to pee outside? No, I think it's fine, right?

Well, I think in the city it can be gross. I would prefer you to do it in the, I'd prefer you to go to the bathroom. Yes. That's my first preference, is for all of society to use the bathroom. Do you pee outside at your own home? I try not to, no.

Have you done it? Yeah, when I've been obliterated hammered. Yeah That's different That's my house. Yeah, I could piss on anything. I want that. I'm scared to pee out back at my house Why yeah, my neighbors got a bunch of kids. They're not coming over the fence and playing in your soil No, but there's like a window and you can see in my backyard. Yeah, just don't do it when they're out there, of course Well, I mean, I don't know if they're looking through the window How are you peeing? Are you just standing in your back door with your arms?

It came up you just standing there with your hands on your hips just peeing like you're fucking I wish Mufasa I would love that That's what I want, but I'm too scared to do it is what I'm saying. Just do it at night. Just do it at night I don't know for now. We're keeping into the toilet Just in case my neighbors listening which which will Julie leaves town then letter rip My neighbor asked me what podcast I do and I told him I'm so worried. No cool. No, it's good. No, don't definitely They definitely would then they'll love this conversation No, he ain't making it to this. Yeah, yeah, I don't think he will.

No, I think that the beginning will just turn him off and he'll be like, I'm just glad that you're a professional at something. This next story is extremely convoluted. But I love this twisty, turny, true crime story. Oh yes, there's a lot going on here. You have to explain this. Okay, so this is, first of all, I love law and crime, but they really do need to get somebody to look at these articles.

We need some human eyeballs in some of this. Yeah, David Harris wrote this article. I think that David Harris watched a calculator write this. Yeah, it looks like extremely difficult to read. So just know that just maybe you want to keep an eye out for maybe letting maybe letting humans do some of the work now this this story comes out of Chicago this you'd say it's a bit convoluted so just follow along with me Romeoville Romeoville yeah it's it's in Illinois it's right I'd say it

would be considered Chicagoland okay right. So a murder took place, and this is September of 2023. An entire family was annihilated. Alberto Rolón, his wife, Zoraida Bartolome, and their two sons, Adriel Diego, including all of their dogs. Three dogs were all killed. It was a mystery and no one knew what happened until they dug in. And finally, all of the finals have been released on this story So now we know what went down. This is it's fucking it's fucked. So

The wife of the family Sarita Bartolome was having a bit of an affair With a young not so bright man by the name of Nathaniel Huey jr. Now Nathaniel Huey jr. Unfortunately Was also cheating on his incredible fiancee Irmelinda Palomo and there she's a little bit older. She's 50. He's 32, but you know, there's nothing wrong with that We all like a MILF MILFs are better because they're more educated and Relationships and love, you know? But it seemed there wasn't enough for Nathaniel because he found this young mother of three,

mother of also three dogs, and he decided he wanted to put his penis inside her and he seduced her. But guess what that led to? Guess what, Eddie? What happened? Nothing but trouble. Because Irma Linda Palomo found out that Nathaniel was stepping out. And she hatched a plan that was one of the

Longest most convoluted stupid things I've ever seen that somehow worked only because Nathaniel Huey jr. Is unfortunately a moron Melinda Created a fake world of different social media accounts fake world of different social media accounts, burner phones, burner accounts on the, I think it was like Whisper and these other fake texts, like text accounts that would burn out slowly over an entire year, convincing Nathaniel Huey Jr. that his side piece, the mother of this family, this lovely lady Zoraida Bartolome, was a member of a Mexican cartel and was going to eventually kill him and So he had to go and kill this family first now. I don't know the dogs I have no idea this is where it's some of these little details that are not there yet

But she managed somehow using different personas on like different pictures, different phone numbers. She somehow got him to believe that she was the sleeper cell for a Mexican cartel. Now I don't know if it's just because her like, mole was real good. And she's just gonna be like, Americans don't make this. Well, I don't think the cartels are good at mole. You don't think so?

I think the people who actually run the restaurants are good at mole. You actually don't think. I mean this seriously that cartels don't have good cooks. I don't think they do Fuck side stories LP People know where the good restaurants are Henry's a rousey saying I think that the cartels would be good at food I don't think the cartels could cook worth a goddamn. Henry Zabrowski thinks that the cartels have some of the finest cuisine choices I've ever seen. Oh yeah, you like that?

You like their fucking five ingredients? I haven't tried, I love Mexican food. I like Mexican food too, but I don't trust in the cartels to cook it. I feel like they gotta keep them well fed. Well first of all, they're fucking human meats everywhere because they're just killing people left and right I feel like yeah, I mean this sometimes probably gets lost in the shuffle But I found apparently human meat tastes sweet you delicious like the finest Berkshire Court recruit like 12 year olds

None of these people are learning how to cook Yeah, but sometimes the abuelas that they used to be mules. They've got alas are not in the cartels We mean they're not in it, but they're cooking every once in a while cooking. Yes Yes, we're way off topic. I'm see and I feel like Mexican cartels are targeting tortillas What does that even mean like shutting them down or they incorporating them? I mean you hide it Cocaine tortilla well any case Or any case this the whole thing is it's crazy because we don't really know Why they wanted to kill every like because it's really fucked up the entire family was murdered point-blank range

By a gun each and the kids and the dogs were all shot to death at the point-blank range and it's Execution style yeah, and this guy Nate Huey jr. He was a former security guy like he's like one of those guys you could tell like definitely Imagined he was a police officer. Yeah, because he had the fake security badge on Like I think he took that to heart in a way kind of like the Seth Rogen film observe and report And I think that this woman played upon that she somehow played She played this man in a way that I don't really, I don't really get, besides honestly him being an almost

medical level stupid person. But then- We're never gonna find out though. Well, cause we're never gonna find out because did you hear how this ended? He killed himself. So the story ends. So all of this goes, this is now the last couple days,

like this is now kind of Peter came out of last year they Found out that the investigation was happening You can watch all of the body cam footage of the cops talking to them cops talking to people that have arranged That's another one of my subset of one of my favorite like body cams things. It's talking to You ever seen the one there was a great one I forget what her name was subscribed to a body cam streaming service most of them are you

already do oh I didn't know there existed well on YouTube I you subscribe to channels oh and so what you do is like there was one that I saw that it was a woman had plotted her husband's death and they went I love this type of shit because like it's a little bit like bored cop syndrome but still I'll take it where they went they faked being a hit bit like bored cop syndrome, but still I'll take it where they went They faked being the hit man Like you know told this woman then when she was like got it went through the whole process So like how you want it done? I want like this. I want done blah blah blah just like this they then Took the husband ahead of time with they're working with the husband that's supposed to be getting killed had him pose

Dead in these things like blood coming out of the back of said they had imposed all this fake shit Yeah, it's awesome shoulder that she got the pictures. It's very well, you know like can't jump. Oh, yeah Yeah, and then cut to the interrogation when she's like, I don't know what I'm here for I'm looking for my husband. What's gonna do and they're like we have something's gonna shock you right now And then they go in the other room Bring in the husband and say sorry You're getting arrested for trying to kill this man. And you see the cops all like high fiving each other and shit. Oh yeah.

And they're like, she's losing her fucking mind, you know? And it's, it was great, but that's like some of my favorite body cam footage. So watching them talk to these people, like, cause it's, cause the dude, the dudes like racked up cause he's just like, he's like, I had to do's just like he's like I had to do what I had to do I had to do what I had to do and then cut to like the lady and she's like I have no idea What you're talking about meanwhile like she's essentially like you're removing the jackal But you know like she's got like nine phones like you find all of this shit on her She is cosplaying being the jackal without being and she just did it like she was playing D&D also two phones I find suspicious well two phones

You could have a work phone and another phone. I get it, but it does seem suspicious to me three phones You're doing something. You know what it is is that it's not the three phones I don't even have a problem with three phones really more just about when'd you get them? You know like if if one day if you're like my buddy who mostly plays like video games all day or something Then one day you show up and you got three phones and you're driving Alexis There's something going on here Yeah, or like if your wife if Julie came home, and you found out she had like a secret if she had a third phone Yeah, that's bad right cuz you don't know what that is right with that sounds

It sounds like she might be sneaking around because she just got the phone, but if Julie was Maximizing her Brazilian butt lift company. Yes, that's when she would need that second phone Yeah for her illegal Brazilian butt lift company. Who said illegal? They just need it for the bus Why do you need a second phone that Redline. It's not illegal. Redline. Oh, just kidding. I need it now! Oh, yes.

Come get me now! Bumbley! I need to get this flat off of me! I need it bubbly! I'm gonna be... I need to meet Puff Daddy so he could think I'm as sexy as that big butted Reginald Val Johnson. Can't even think of not having that.

Yes! Now, these guys are so the very end you could they are interrogated And but at the very end they got pulled over by the police officers. They Fled they left town. They skipped town. They got pulled over by police officers They fled the car crashed the car burst into flames on the highway while they're sitting here in the burning car Nate Huey jr Shoots palomo in the head and then shoots himself. And so Everybody's gone and no justice is served. So

You know, that's interesting. So there's no one there's no way to even Deal with this crime. No, it's over over and done story is completed. Wow. Yep. Tire family gone No, it's over over and done come story is completed Wow yep tire family gone tire family gone to other guys gone Two other guys gone. It's almost like no one was ever there damn. I fucked up That is extremely fucked and it's it's just I get it. You know in a way, you know, everybody gets sick of there I'm gonna get sick of something She can't do that She can't do that. No It's just like the idea of going from cheating to shooting four people in a head

execution style, two of them children and four of them being dogs or whatever. Like that obviously for me means that was locked and loaded already. This man was waiting to, and you know, again, I'm speaking a little of the dead, but it does seem that if you jump to killing four people in this way, you've been thinking about doing something like this for a while and you were looking for the reason to this woman Activated this hero complex inside of you where you decided to go full on John wick on an unsuspecting family You need children. Yes, it doesn't you know, you killed two children and three dogs I'm not saying he's like though what was it, the white death. You ever hear that story about the guy who killed 500, like the sniper from Norway?

Oh yeah. He was called the white death? God, no I haven't heard about this. Oh, so, yeah, he killed 500 people? This guy is fucking awesome. This guy dude, Simo Haya. What's his name? Finnish, he's from Finland.

Wow. He killed 500 plus dudes with his snow rifle because he knew how to hide in the snow He had a hide his bread know to hide that well You've got his half his face blown off now, dude. That man motherfuckers are real. That's a real dude That's what that Bradley Cooper movie should have been around about is that guy except? I don't want Bradley Cooper doing the accent. No God don't give him No more fucking no Can he just can we can we just put him

and Lady Gaga on ice? I think Lady Gaga was the best part of that fucking abortion and the rest of it. It was like, but she needs a break. Everybody said they all need to just go and you should just take a take a sit. It'd be cool. She made music again. She did. She did. She did make music. Not really though. It's not good. It's not real music, but it's fine. It's fine You know, yeah, we're we'll save it I want to get this story is kakamami and just you know again communicate with your partner and My main thing is get divorced. We got to take this thing off divorce. I know it's horrible Yeah, being divorced is it's horrible. It's awful, but everyone does it it then guess who doesn't guess what doesn't happen extremely popular

Yes, but guess what doesn't happen then what everybody doesn't be dead. Yes. Yeah, but you know those lawyer fees Lisa Marie Presley, can we talk about her for two seconds? This is very this is another one where it's like one of those stories Where this is technically our real house because it's a dead body. Yeah. But it's also very like sad and weird. It is sad for sure, but it's so bizarre that I really wanted to bring it up.

Her autobiography, her memoir came out post-homidously. Is that how you say that? Post-homidously? Honestly, I don't know. Good, well you guys know what I'm talking about. It's called From Here to the Great Unknown. And it was also like co-written with Riley Kehoe, which I believe is her... It's Elvis's granddaughter.

Yeah, so her daughter. And so basically, her son, at 27, unfortunately committed suicide. And she kept him on ice for two months see I as long as so she can go talk to him and and like hang out with them she was mentally did be you know grief is grief is a strange emotion and make people do strange things I will say I think that it's It's okay as long as it was only the Sun in there Yeah, you know I mean where if it's the Sun in ice in a freezer

That's like a tomb as long as she doesn't stick ice cream on top of them Oh, yeah, I think that's when it gets weird. Well., if she was like trying to feed him and shit. No, I mean just like well, they did stuff with him All right So there there is no law in the state of California that you have to bury someone immediately She wrote yeah, I felt like that's always a great way to begin your validation and your defense of yourself You know there isn't a law. There's no law yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It says she found a very empathetic funeral homeowner who told her that having my dad in the house after he died was incredibly helpful because I can go and spend time with him

and talk to him. This was Elvis she's talking about. Who is she fucking talking him to? These morbid ass fucking... Don't listen to him. I mean, listen, Maria Presley comes in you're a funeral director you're not going to give her special treatment. Well I what I would be doing is you got to give do the big upsell.

Yeah well she said go like oh well you'll definitely want the pink Cadillac casket. I'm sure they charged her a lot. Yeah. I used to be like have you thought about putting him on ice. Yes they use dry ice to keep them going and they even like had a Tattoo artist come in and then replicate his tattoo onto her which was fucking weird. All right That is I mean now we're getting into weirder and weirder territory. It's the idea of like I mean we also forget Eddie I forget that people are really close with their parents. Yes, well, I'm just I'm that I am close with my parents but not like

We like sleep in the same bed and stuff like I don't even mean sex I mean like people do that with their parents and that's weird to me Yeah, and um, also the other thing that's in the memoir, which is you know, there's all you know There was they eventually buried him and he's buried down in Graceland and all that stuff where she is also Um, but the other thing in the memoir that was very interesting is if you remember, she was married to Michael Jackson for a little time. Oh yes. And they got married in nine to 94 when she was 25 and he was 35. And then he told her that he was still a Virgin when they got married and said that he had kissed Tatum O'Neill. Okay. Yeah. That's a good kiss. That's a good kiss. Oh

yeah. How old was she though? I mean, I imagine she was at least 18 and also he had a Brooke shields. They hadn't, they, they were together for a little bit, but nothing but kiss. And he also said that Madonna tried to hook up with him once but nothing happens And that's what we were talking about right before the show is like that's a big thing at first I was like, how do you turn down Madonna? But it's like if you go from virgin at 35 to Madonna the dick's gonna fall off. No, you don't know what's gonna happen It's too much. She's gonna fucking rip you to shreds. It's too much. I know she has the song like a virgin She's not yeah, but it's not even about that. It's just most like that's probably one of the more advanced

Sexual experiences you're gonna have yeah, and I feel like it'd be strange. I feel like in a way though I think that Madonna would probably Feel pity almost for Michael Jackson in a way. I think she was just looking for it. I mean he was very attractive I mean, he's extremely talented. Yeah, extremely talented great voice Yeah, and then you know great taste in animals He was a fun guy a fun guy. He was He was a virgin at 35. He's guy What it does uh, I'm about to ask a maybe an inappropriate question, okay

Was just jerking off at a child's butthole count. No Then he's a virgin but also I don't think he was doing any of that at this point I'm gonna look it up when he was 94 Yeah, that's about the time when he started doing it, isn't it? He was married to her in molesting children. Yeah. Yeah, put that in the Google for us. Here we go I'm not saying how yeah, I say when I think it was 1993 okay, so after the bad album. Oh, yeah, it's a year before they got married So he he used her as a as a beard in a way. Yes

Well, I'm glad she got some extra time with her son. Creep is weird, man. Creep is weird and you really got to be careful. Yeah, you got to just make sure you tell your ex-husbands at our trauma molesters that you love them. Yeah, because you never know when they're going to lose them. And you don't know what you got. Can it go wow? That you love them. Yeah, because you never know when they're gonna lose them and All right, we got oh I forgot Sorry mutant sheep Rob's favorite story cuz it's my I love this story too. And I we promise we're gonna bring this up Yeah, this story is

There's one of those two. It's like a four or it's like a four paragraph article that is Way more like what then you think right? So this comes from the Daily Montanan Which is it is that a word who knows I mean, that's what they call themselves You know, there's like more creative There's literally 250 natural people from Montana and everybody else is just billionaires that have gone in there to weed out the flood zones. Less than one person per mile in Montana. Oh yes and that's where billionaires call home.

Now there's a guy from Vaughan Montana. Now he violated what's called the Lacey Act by cloning and trafficking a large species of an Asian sheep and selling hybrid offspring DNA Now what I did not know was this was an entire industry this man Arthur Jack Schubert he's 81 old as fuck doing it for a long time He's you know for a long time he was about well I guess it was only a quarter of what he could have been sentenced so he was going there I think he's going for six months. He months but the main thing is so apparently what he did was that he took

this rare form of giant sheep and using DNA testing and breeding they created these giant what they call like super sheep yeah large hybrid sheep that apparently people go and pay money to go hunt these giant ancient looking animals. Yeah. For sport. That aren't real animals. No, they make them huge, which also probably honestly, I bet you it does affect their brains. This is hunting. This is hunting for like shitheads like Eric Trump and these people that go like the guys from Jimmy John's. Yeah. That go and just shoot an animal tied to a post. Ostensibly.

They were the Mark, they grabbed the world's largest sheep, the Marco Polo Argolli sheep. And he changed it to, and he called it the Montana Mountain King. He used the animal semen to artificially inseminate several other species of sheep that are legal to Montana to create hybrids Hoping to sell large sheep to captive hunting facilities across the US and he did and he did he did it for a long time And according to him, he just said I love this This is a quote from him my biggest fault is I become extremely passionate in any project I take on This is what happened with my sheep project I got my normal mindset clouded by my enthusiasm and look for any gray area in the law to make the best sheep

I could for this sheep industry I'm very sorry for my actions and deeply ashamed and I'm sorry I've caused my family pain and a loss of money and my family has never been broke But we are now now let me find good, but the main issue I don't think they're broke by the way. I think they're fine. I think they're fine because they were fined a total of $24,200 they're fine. They're not broke if you're selling all these mutant sheep all over the country But the key the reason the sleeper part of this story is the fact that they have on the whole

Created a novel sheep on the whole created a novel Sheep they've created a new animal that is then being allowed to run amok Amongst other animals that are not the same. Yeah, that's fucking them and then there's fucking them They make a new ones We have no idea what this thing is going to lead to and it's what we're looking at is the homemade fiddling with nature that could lead to Massive repercussions that we don't particularly understand kind of the reason why like they were talking about how like the number one most dangerous Animal to and to humans is a mosquito, right? Yeah, that is the number one it destroys populations across the world and we're not quite really even certain the purpose of mosquitoes

Besides being a part of some diets of animals. Yeah bird food. Yes, and so but for a long time We've had this we've figured out a way there is a way to destroy every single mosquito like we can sterilize the mosquitoes and we can be mosquito free as a Fucking planet. I got like six bites on me right now. Yeah, I know, I fucking hate them. But the reason why they won't is because they legitimately have these big mystery, big giant question marks.

Something will happen. If we eliminate all the mosquitoes, something bad will happen. It's just definitely something we had no plan for. Yeah. Will happen. Yeah, I can't tell you what it's gonna be. I can't tell you what it's gonna be, but it's gonna definitely not be in the plan book

Which means we can't prepare for it and we don't know what it we don't know many of them We just don't know we don't know wiping out another species. Yes, we try and do that I don't love even more of an explanation at side stories LP O T L a gmail.com Yeah, why do we need mosquitoes? Cuz I am tempted to we hate them and they give us disease and they fuck They're really really bad for us, but and they're getting more and more the more and more we have water every different place We're about to have it more, you know more of the United States America is gonna be covered in water in the next 10 years

and those mosquitoes are gonna get breed faster and bigger and they're gonna get bigger and worse and worse and We wonder maybe we will get to a point where we must have that eradicate them I mean, maybe we should kill but they he sent these Montana Mountain King sheep to 11 different states Yep And then they had to go find all of them and euthanize them and then make everyone eat the meat Yeah, they have to eat the meat they can't give the meat to other people like but they have to find all its offspring, too Yeah, they kept saying like oh we definitely try to track we tracked when it when it made a baby just being like oh So no you you guys are home baking sheep, and you're trying to tell me

But we got a real eye on what it's doing after we release it into this herd of other sheep. Yeah, no Absolutely, not there's definitely some of these things running around. We just don't know what these things are gonna be now I do like the idea of hunting clones I Mean human clones. Yes, nothing would make me sort of like is do you think that should be allowed? You know what could really I honestly what is the punishment there? It would be therapeutic for me to kill a clone of me How would you do it? Yeah, you go on the world

Like growing as a person think about this killing that version of yourself you get a you get a version of you, right? right you get him out there and You know, maybe you have to figure out a way to make them Give them a lobotomy or something and we do is you put them out on the woods and then you got to track yourself down Yeah, and kill that version of you. Yeah, I'd probably just put out some cheese steaks Oh, yeah, you know you've got a pile of money and weed. Oh, yeah. Yeah like a looper. That's right That's that is loop, but he's not a clone. He's not a clone. It's himself. It's himself He's killing himself. Yeah, see I would kill my clone. Yes, you gotta leave the money out

You gotta leave some that's for me money weed Fucking naked woman on a tie to a stick like a fucking with the tyrannosaurus rex What are the chances that there's a human clone somewhere in the world? I think that it's very high. Yeah. Yeah, they can I know They've done it with dogs. Well Princess Diana was a clone. That's what they killed her. Oh, there was the original. Oh Right now and my she's actually um She is everyone's favorite Jennifer Lawrence. Oh She went back in age. Yep. They redone her Fixer made her better made her back to being what she was

Yep, so you shoot yourself in the head. Yeah, if you were you had your clone. Yeah, you wouldn't hang out with your clone I mean, I'm great. But it probably is not going to be as funny as you. My problem is I want to make him work. He's probably depressed. I want him to work. You think so? And then I sit back.

Because I'm the fucking main come. Now we're getting into multiplicity territory. That's what I'd want. Yeah. But I know that's probably, you can't control the clone necessarily because it has free will. I don't think it would have your personality Well, that's what they said That's what Barbara Streisand actually sort of revealed about clones was that she's had three different clones of her dogs

And she says they all look identical, but they are definitely different dogs. Yeah, they have different mindsets So why did she keep making them? Fucking money's got to go somewhere. I guess so because she's got a lot of money There's so many dogs at the pound if you already own your house think about me Yeah, right, you know think about the what I put in would you clone Wendy? I've already asked you Natalie said no really she doesn't want to defy Gaia That was like the leader of Captain Planet. Yes All right, let's get to some listener emails

It's a listener email type. Are you ready for this email type? You didn't ask me if I would kill my clone Would you kill your clone? I need him See, I'm my thing is what I am afraid of is the with cannibalism is prion disease Oh, okay. I thought you're gonna say you would like it. cannibalism is prion disease. Oh, okay. I thought you were going to say you would like it. No. What's prion disease? I'd say something you can get from if you happen to eat some form of brain matter of

an animal that has this prion disease and a prion is a badly folding protein in your brain and makes you go insane and then you basically commit suicide. Well, you eat the ass, you don't eat the brain. I don't know. I think prion's coming anywhere. Cannibalism's not too safe Eddie. Okay. So the first one I want to do, it's the Goat Man! Goat Man! I live in southeast Wisconsin by the historic Holy Hill and the storied Hogsback Road. Though the years, through the years, there's been endless stories of ghosts, hauntings, bigfoot, and the gold man around here.

I'm a believer in all of these, but more so believing that there's more to life than what we see. I love to cruise the back roads and forested stretches to populate my area, jokingly telling everyone that one day I'll see something. And over the years, I've seen plenty of deer, raccoons, possums, coyotes, dogs. We know! Cats. Okay!

And the occasional person. Mostly I explore these roads in search of owls in the nighttime hours as an avid birder. Tonight was no different. I traveled my usual route along Emerald Drive past the Low Lake State Forest. Maybe the piss guy's a birder. And he can't need somewhere to put his peepee in.

He just maybe has a real pretty bird right there that he loves. And he has to pee in the bottle, and he puts it there just because he's got to put it there. I wouldn't put it past a birder. If you're a birder, let us know if you pee in bottles. Side stories, LPOTL, GMO.com, if you could if you pee in bottles. Side stories LPOTLGMO.com if you could No, I parked my car at the top of the hill. All right, I went down to Hogsback Road

Which is famously the home of the Goatman. Not the Hogman. No No, no, that's you just who owns the house He's on Goatsman Road This is very difficult I continued driving east and ahead of my car's headlights something flew in front of me I slammed on my brakes and couldn't comprehend what I witnessed. It was the opposite of light. It wasn't black It was darker more like negative light Void of any details you'd expect to see infer from an animal or reflection

I couldn't determine the size of it, but the shadow was the size of a large dog, although it moved across the road so quickly that it was unlike any animal I've ever seen. Additionally, the reason that I say it flew is because its two eyes glowed brightly in my headlights but never waved or bounced. I was mentally blank from what I had just seen, and it took me a bit to let off my brakes and pull ahead to where it crossed the road. I turned on my headlamp and was shining into the trees and bushes it had just seen, and it took me a bit to let off my brakes and pull ahead to where it crossed the road. I turned on my headlamp and was shining into the trees and bushes it had gone into, but I didn't see anything.

I didn't spend more than a minute looking for whatever it was before I uncomfortably moved on. I am still genuinely freaked out and uncertain of what I saw, even though I know I saw something. I want to believe it was just a dog or a play of my mind. But on a road historically known for cryptids, it's definitely unnerving. I've cruised Hogsback road and the adjacent roads hundreds of times over the years. And I've never experienced anything like this before. You know, Hogsback roads, what they call Carl's Wenzel's, but this is, I can't believe that we're still attacking this man one of the best actors of the TGIF family

Literally the backbone of my household Now when they say it flew, you know You've seen that you ever seen the goats like instead they don't really run but they'd like jump they jump and they like sore So maybe that's what he saw. I guess We'll find it. We'll never know. Now this is about self-cannibalism. It's known as auto-cannibalism and auto-sarcophagy. Okay. The self-cannibal feelings randomly appeared several years ago with the urges to eat my hand.

These feelings shift from wanting to chew my flesh to tearing it out. I have no desire to consume my body parts, but rather an intense focus on tearing and chewing. Okay. To help curb these feelings, I will eat a meaty sandwich. A munch on a chewy candy. I've mostly retaken to eating soft donuts. It doesn't always work. I've only gone as far as chewing on my finger to help save the feeling.

No, it doesn't always work. I've only gone as far as chewing on my finger to help say at the feeling No, it doesn't always work. Hold on. You want a chewy meat? And so you pick a soft doughnut? I don't know. That doesn't make any sense. I feel like you're just they're really searching for a bagel would be better I honestly feel like they need like a belt. Yeah, you just chew on a belt or jerky Jerky. Yeah much better Jerky! Jerky. Yeah! Much better. My therapist classifies self-cannibalism as a form of OCD. I have generalized anxiety disorder, and the more anxious I feel, the more I want to chew

on myself. It can get so intense that it wouldn't matter if I disfigured my body, I'll do whatever it takes to make the feeling stop. Thankfully, I've been gone as far as doing that, but I fear the mental disorder getting worse or passing it on to future children. My family isn't aware of this, nor am I aware of anyone else possessing this. I won't ever tell my family because even admitting it to myself makes me feel like I'm crazy and making it up.

I've admitted to a few close friends what I'm going through and they're able to help me breathe through the intensity of it. We got your email address. No, now we're here. We're telling everybody. Not much is known about self-cannibalism, nor is it recognized by the DSM-5. I do periodically eat my scabs.

I've been clinically depressed more than 10 years. In August of 2023, I had a mental breakdown and was forced to focus on my medication on calming the debilitating anxiety. Thoughts of ripping out my flesh were constant, and I had to get fidget toys and learn cbt techniques to help keep me calm wow fidget spinners kept me from eating your hands during the healing process i didn't knock out his teeth yeah i'd intend to just to pick all the

scabs regardless of pain i have scars in the back of my hands wrists and arms because of this i've since discovered that if i get acrylic nails with round edges it prevents me from Wounding myself and picking up my scabs According to my therapist. I'm not schizophrenic. I don't have BPD. I've been tested. I have symptoms of the disorders though Interesting yep, why choose your hand? I think cuz it's the easiest one to get to but you need your hand so much easiest to bite But yeah, but still so hard unless you got big floppers because then you can get it in your titties But I don't think some people want to do that. Yeah, some people don't have the floppers

I can put my tits in my mouth, but not everybody's like me. No, not everyone is like you not every lady has the gift Yeah, all right, but I do that's why I live every day knowing I got the tits of I got the tits of a grown woman But I've got the mind of a grown man. Any advice for this person? I'm going to say, you know what you got to do, friend, is that you got to laugh your way to the bank. Yeah. And get a job in the bank.

I would say, yeah, learn to play an instrument. Do something else. Make your hands more valuable. You know what I'm going to say? Love the fact that you even have the conscious thought to question yourself cannibalism Mm-hmm. I think that would be I think that's a really big Advantage that you have that you don't understand is that you even know you have an issue Which is what they say is a diagnosis is a privilege

So who knows who fucking knows just don't eat your hands put mittens on That'll make it difficult hard to get through the yarn. That was an upsetting... email. Yeah, I think that bothered me a little bit. Not me. Really? You didn't like it? It didn't bother you at all? Everybody's different. Yeah? You know, what part of yourself would you eat? My belly.

Your belly? It's probably good to just get rid of it. I chew on it. Chew on it. But yeah, it's not good. Just get rid of you on it. Do you want to be able to do that? It's not good. I probably do one of these the lats See, I don't have firm enough lats. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I could see them carving and carving those off you Yeah, also my back so wide I could actually use a little shape Yeah, we do some take some that shirts get weird on me sometimes. Hey, tell me about it pants get weird on me, too That's why I drop them now. I also want to say we gave, I gave to some of these, so we got some great resources for North Carolina.

We know that we are about to probably have to do the same thing for Tampa next week. So we are just going to say for now, if you have, if you want to help people in North Carolina, I'm told that monetary and donations are straight up the best best way to do this don't go to the area right now things Are fucked up in North Carolina, so it is very hard. Yeah, they don't need more bodies. They just need funds So the one that I used was I did beloved Asheville, and I also did the diaper fund I did nice Which I think is great the diaper there are diaper banks you go to NC diaper bank org or babies need bottoms org There's another one P. Did they need bottoms didn't he? Well, and then he found them on television

Now if you go there's also the pansy collective the Appalachian medical solidarity mutual aid disaster relief These are all named I'm gonna do is take this list and we're gonna pop them onto social so you could take a look on top of at LP On the left if you go to Instagram Description for this week's episode it'll be in the description of this week's episode as well, you know So we will have all of these resources out there for you Just choose one and then just know that we're gonna do the same thing probably for Florida next week I think yeah, okay It's so upsetting what I personally did was I didn't know where to send my money

and so I sent it to people I knew and Just hope that one that went good. But yes, I send it to Michael Jordan's son. Yes I sent it who's dead unfortunately, and then I say I found that out Yeah, oh yeah, I sent this money this guy named Ted Gave him money and he said he was gonna take care of shit Yeah, and then I then he just drove apparently he just drove back to Pennsylvania where he was from So that's why I went decided to just give it to the association man these hurricanes are fucking terrifying good luck to everyone I love guys and take care of yourselves take care of others get out of town if you can for fuck's sake It's already too late though We love you guys be fucking careful. Don't wade in water, Florida. Don't shit in there

There's gators. There's snakes. There's down parallel I know you guys have seen it all and this is just another hurricane, but please not Tampa not Tampa It's not this way keeps like dodging them, but this time it is not it is not going to touch this one So please take care of yourself. Well speaking of fundraisers this Sunday. I'm gonna be at That's October 13th. I'm gonna be at a night of comedy and live country music all to benefit forest firefighters That's gonna be at scribble and Highland Park on the link for tickets is is at eddytunes.com. Yeah, nice. Also, the replay of the Hoopa Goo Goo game, HGX2, is on YouTube.

It's great. Yeah, so the third episode is out. Go watch all three. It's an amazing show. Tell your friends about it. I really want this to get out there. And Who's the Bitch is also a show that we're popping up new. It's brand new, so please check out all of our stuff on our YouTube, we're working real hard.

Yeah, and I was on Tears of a Clown last week as well. Yes, which is great, Ugly Rockstars. Ugly Rockstars, it was a blast. So come check it out, our next Hoopa Goo Goo Live is going to be on Halloween! Yeah! 5pm Pacific, 8pm Eastern if you want to watch it live on Twitch, if not it'll be available on YouTube in the next day or two. Fuck yeah!

Good work, Eddie! Good work to next day or two. Fuck yeah! Good work at it! Good work to you my friend! Hail Satan! And hail anyone in Nashville or Knoxville or Tampa Bay. The good ones. Yeah, anyone, yeah, any of you guys, even if you're the bad ones, I like you this week. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, yeah.

Alright guys. Good work.