Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Porridge Whisperer

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including multiple tales of Hubris, a TikTok stunt gone wrong as man dies in "home-made" hot air balloon accident, OceanGate wreckage found - all occupants dead including millionaire Stockton Rush and Suleman Dawood (young man trying to break underwater Rubiks Cube record), Indiana woman robbed - robber thought she was “too pretty to rob” and proceeds to forcibly befriend her on Facebook, then asked her to "come chill", Paul Bernardo transferred to a medium security facility, Sex offender caught using a drone to peep on young women using the bathroom, The Porridge Whisperer, An Ohio hero puts up a 10-foot tall werewolf in her yard and refuses to take it down, Listener Emails, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to this is the last talk on the left side stories I'm gonna play that's one of the cannonballs I'm starting side story yeah yeah yeah all right here we go boys man you know I know I finally left Vegas

I know because you went crazy in Vegas again. I was kind of backed up by a cult. Well, I'm not serious. I want to hear more about this story. It's very strange. Uh, but I, I realize this, like you're not done with vacation until vacation is done with you. Oh, powerful.

Yacoff smear. No. Yeah, good. Becauseuck off smear. No. Yeah, good because you know, again, Vegas, how you feeling? First of all, first night, you go to the hardest super fun. Because soon as you arrive because you're so excited. Light sounds. Wow. Oxygen.

The oxygen they pump in there. That's great. You know, you get ready to go all of a sudden, you know, Friday, you're a destroy. Devonet begins the 72 hours of no shit. Right. You definitely not going to shit. Well, it depends what drugs you do, bud. Oh, he does. Yeah, because sometimes you have to shit.

Oh, you're real fast. And for some reason, why? Now, why? Why? We'll get into this show, but why? Now, every time you have to use a bathroom in a casino, they're cleaning it. Have you noticed that every time you have to use a bathroom and a fucking casino, they're cleaning it.

Maybe because you got to like clean the do lay. I go to the phone. Is it Illinois? No, I only go to the top tier low trash high class casinos. Um, why do they clean during the day? I'm actually happy. 5 p.m. 6 30.

Yeah, because actually that's not the rush. No, it is the rush. That's that's oh my god. That's what you got to be the most because you wake up. You wake up noon, right? You have a coffee next to you. You know, you're drinking beer for four and a half fucking hours.

6 30 comes. You need to be every 20 minutes on the 20 minutes on the doubt. That's why you have to get your pee group going very, very early on. We're talking about synchronized last podcast side stories. Ben Henry. You are talking about a very different Vegas experience.

All right, because you're a pisser. Everyone's a pisser. But I started switching my blood medication, my blood pressure medication to it at night, so I don't piss as much during the day. So I'm not as much as the person I was. It doesn't matter. You have no control over that. You consume liquids and then you pee.

But I realized I was hung over until I finally had like, I have a, you have ever a dump that breaks the water. Oh Oh the one that truly feels like The toxins are out. It's just like that. It is very funny. I felt a cackling gin Come out of me like I heard like Like every bit of laughter that I was experiencing in Vegas that turns into a frown Oh as soon as Sunday morning comes it turns into a big frown It turns a big like everybody's mad at me. What have I done wrong? But the most of the people that are here that would be mad at me are here. You know, I'm looking at them. They've done the

same thing that I just did. Yes. For the most part. But that's, that's not how you feel about being, every time I come home from Vegas, I assume somebody's mad. Oh, yeah, because you had way too much fun. And then also it's just all in your own brain noodle. So your brain is so upset with you for maybe doing things that you're like, oh my god, normally new in Vegas. And then next thing you know, the ride back is a strange ride because you're sweaty and you're hungover. And do you want to have another drink or is that just going to lead to a whole another series of problems? No, I did. I did the thing to a flight attendant this time where I was like, she asked me if I wanted to drink and I was like, I don't drink anymore.

Like I am now sober now, but it's not the other options of bloody Mary, but then I get over that. It takes me 48 hours later. I'm over that ready to drink again. Well, Craven of beer. I went to a rodeo for my first time ever with my boy Grant Gordon. It was quite fun. A lot of milfs.

Yeah, that means it's your whole. They're actual first time at a rodeo. with my boy Grant Gordon, it was quite fun. A lot of milfs. Yeah, that means it's your whole real. They're actual first time at a rodeo. That's right. So I can next time I could have a little t-shirt that says it's not my first rodeo. No, you did. Also, apparently the first rodeo was last year for this company and everyone said that it really sucked.

And then so this year was their second rodeo and they had made little shirts that said this is our second rodeo. You know, I don't mind that. That actually, that's solid branding. I can't believe how hot those gals are out there. Are you, and those are just the girls racing. Oh my goodness, I watched, I watched barrel racing, horses running or now I was happy

no horses broken ankle, you got a problem in the head. Yeah, or I just choke them out. Yeah, I feel like these should allow you to do that. If you can get high enough in the VIP lounge, and I don't want to get gross here. No, no, no, I don't. But when you truly do realize the majestic nature of a horse, horses,

this is such stories. Hi, my name is Henry Zip Rouse. We're gonna do this now, kids. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I just didn't email to our head researcher like I and I and I feel like viscosity even just thinking about this. I said an email saying, how do you feel about B. Stiality? It's not B. I'm not talking about B.

Stiality. Don't sexualize this. You want to know just about to know because I can watch an Iron Man competition, for example, and say, wow, look at the abs. Look at the arms, the leg muscles, the traps, the lads, the human men with women as well, because I'm not a tracts until like soup. I'm not a tracts, I'm not a man either, but I'm not, you know, I can, I can watch a track that a horses.

I know what I'm saying is you can see the structure, the, the, the muscle, the hair, they're very beautiful creatures. That's all I was saying. And they're smart. Yeah. They're smart. And yeah, I said to a horse number and it said, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine of shit everywhere. And I hadn't seen horses. These were athletic horse steeds, just steeds. I'm glad you didn't send the email to the researcher and guess what?

Researcher, not into it. I did try to because I exofted it. I was like, no, I was like not in general. You know, I'm not asking what you're doing in the weekend, but how do you feel like reading about the nature of beastiality and I got some pushback? Yeah, isn't nasty. I mean, it is, but you just

talked, you just exposed. No, I did not. I was talking about just the physical, the beauty of what the creation was, the creation of the horse. Beautiful animal. I just so I beautiful. It kind of looks like big,

big show. I was you just really leaving these doors. Why? No, no, no, nothing sexual about it. Although it does seem like women are a little bit more upfront with their love of dogs and horses. What? Yes, everybody likes dogs and horses.

Everybody likes dogs and horses because they are emotional. I'm a women nerd. A lot of times I feel like a horse will listen better than a man. Yeah, also a lot of people said Arnold Schwarzenegger. Yeah, only straight men things he's hot. Yeah, I think so. Gaming thing he's not to. He's literally still talking about this. And Schwarzenegger's not getting back to us because we've sent letters being like, you come get your son.

The kiss will come. Come get your son. Please, Mr. Schwarzenegger. You could carve me. He would carve me up. I would like fucking like a slice of granite. What has happened in today? No, I'm saying he could I would work. I would like fucking like a slice of granite. What has happened in today? No, I'm saying he could, I would work, I would get a little bit of granite. Yeah, you can do that now, actually, I can help you. No, I know, but I need to aren't either. I mean, we all do.

I just want to talk to him about what it was like to be the governor, and then when you would take a shit, you're like, the governor's taking a shit right now. We'll just watch the documentary. He gives himself a fairly healthy adjudication. And according to Swartz andpson, he got five stars to being the governor. Yeah, he really does talk about it.

I don't know what the people, the people I did, you know, it's true. It's true. He is technically chaos magic personified. It really is. Well, anyway, do we have any, so we want to do this ocean, what is this ocean date?

I want to talk about hubris. Oh my fucking god. Stockton, Stockton Rush. That name about hubris. Oh my f**king god. Stockton Stockton rush. My name is hubris and there needs to be a picture of that man in the dictionary. Everybody has been talking about this now. So you really can't go into that detail about it. I did just get a fun video. I'll show you of what it looks like when a tanker is crushed under one atmosphere of pressure. I saw them do it with a diet coke can. Oh, yeah.

And they believe that if you, this is a big tanker. And then you should actually see, then you can extrapolate what the ocean gate went through at 375 atmospheres. So they were polluterated. There's also it's very, it's a really fucked up story because we know that one, the son of one of the people that were, that was this is one of the writers on the submarine, was trying to win a Guinness world record for that Rubik's cube at lowest depth. So initially, which just hold your hands in a tub.

I mean, how many people have done this shit on her? How many are doing it? Anyway, this kid, he's really the saddest one. So his name is Solomon Dawwood. And initially we were like, oh, he didn't want to go on it. But evidently his mom was supposed to take the trip. But she says, no, he really wanted to go on it because as Henry said, he wanted to set the Guinness Book of World Records for doing the best Rubik's Cube from the lowest steps in the ocean. But we don't know how far he got there. Probably not too far. They got an hour in and then it was also

Oh, he solved it. So he made you know what post humus Give it to him. I feel like we could just give it to him But he definitely probably didn't want to warm up and they're like not deep enough. They're sitting there with a ruler I have no idea. Also get his book of world records has to have somebody on board recording it So I don't even think it would have been past. It does it because that's what we try to do. You remember Kurt Brownola, a runner show for a while called World's Greatest, where he was in New York, where he said for each monthly show, he was trying to break a world's

record, but that was a massive issue was getting them out there because the Guinness people have to be present for it to be a world record. If you want to know the guy, there's a guy that like has like 10,000 records. And it's like, I wear a condom on my nose. You just make plays. You have the picture. Wow. He did it.

But you have to pitch it. You do have to pitch it. They have to say that is a discernible talent. Yes. So who knows? Maybe, maybe our friend, um, Blasian, maybe she could do most burps by a hot chicken. Blasian, that's a really good idea. Help us. We're gonna hit us up. We can help you. But anyway, I was sad though with the kids. It's very sad. And then Oceangate, the, it's also interesting is that the, the Navy, we now know, knew the second that it exploded. Fucking liars.

But it's hard because I do. Well, what was the 72 hours of media coverage? We're like, well, we just simply don't know. They might be down their plants, scrabble without it. With all our, they knew they were dead and they looked at us in the eye. And they said, hold on to hope. We, I still think that we're, you're talking about again, not the Navy. This, you're talking about CNN because you know, I, CNN were the ones that were lying to us because they love the, they love having the counter with the oxygen amount that was still in the submarine. They love having that. They got to do, they got to talk about absolutely nothing for two days.

They had a really good time. They also had good reason to technically not say where the explosion happened, implosion happened because that's where our top secret, like recording mechanisms that line the ocean floor are, so they were trying to cover up for it. And so there is probably, we know what you do, you just caused another coup. Just under CIA is all over the place.

But technically the CIA is doing the one job that they hope that they do, which is destabilized Russia. Spreading seeds of democracy. That is the only place where it's good is in Russia. The good works, the IA, but just leave my damn. I upsallow. Well, I don't think that's going to happen. No, it's not.

But the U.S. Navy obviously was covering up for specific reason. It was all of the media groups that also probably knew this information. I imagine that they made a whole big deal about how we're doing this search expedition. It's why Biden did make a statement about it because they knew they had a weight, even though they probably all knew the thing exploded upon hours. Everybody knew and that the media company was just running with it because they love to talk about nothing for as long as humanly possible like us. I do have to put my lib turd glasses on. Whoa.

700 migrants also died. Whoa. Which may be Biden could have mentioned. Not in a submarine though. No. Because if it was in a submarine, or there weren't billionaires. Oh, nobody seems to care.

But all right. You know how you talk about them? Is it you put them in a hot air balloon? Because on today's hubris corner, I want to talk about what it means to believe in yourself too much. Yeah. And how more often than not, it leads to your untimely death.

So is this guy the Stockton rush of what hot air bluens also Stockton rush forever? Man, that guy set him up to fucking implode in the ocean so well. Meano, go general McCarthy said, you're, you're best known for the rules that you break. It's like they also, he wasn't even a PlayStation controller. It was one of the fucking more generic controllers. It's a logic attack. I East. Just again, I said, I forget to know how do you say it? He was asking for it.

And just don't bring for just don't bring friends. Just don't bring friends. Go alone. Kill yourself. Right. That's a place if you're a billionaire and, and you want to go to the bottom of the ocean, just do it yourself. And just don't bring just don't bring friends just don't bring friends. Kill yourself right? That's a good place if you're a billionaire and and you want to go to the bottom of the ocean just do it yourself. I know a billionaire.

Why would I want I want to go to the bottom of the ocean just so I can feel it piece with the shellfish and maybe make friends with the crap. You know, I want to go. King Koon. I want to go to a nice place. I want to go on vacation to the South of France. But here's again, how hubris causes me, I'm a murder. This is a sad story, but also again, he was fucking asking for it.

I'm am by the name of Peter Gregory, you 25. Now, he is a pilot for Ryanair. He loved the sky and he loved doing all forms of like, you know, he's like hobby flying. And one of his favorite things to do was hot air balloon expeditions. And this man blew himself the fuck up and a homemade hot air balloon that he made live on TikTok to show everybody just how safe and easy it was. That's the problem, guys. This is real life. This is not for TikTok challenges. Please do not, you can't skirt certain safety issues, which is why I don't dabble in these things that require great detail.

This guy actually, because I'll forget a few lug nuts. And next thing you know, I'll end up hanging out like the old man from up. But I don't think that he, like, how do you put this? Like he thought he was doing a fun thing. And I, he didn't defy the laws of like security protocols and all that shit. He just died in a tragic accident. And I think that no one should go to hot air balloon.

You shouldn't go. That's what we're talking about here. Yeah. So Peter Gregory, he decided he wanted to make his own hot air balloon. So he could show everybody how it was accessible. So he made this thing. He had a tick-a-tck account by the name of flying Pedro. He made what he was a four thousand pound balloon. And that's the US. That's the UK money amount.

Oh, right. So he did it on cheap. It was over. It was 278 panels of 10 fabric. I don't know. But it shows him on this video, sewing each one piece by piece. And people keep asking him on TikTok is this safe. And he has this line that I just, I refuse to believe. What is it? He echoed the hot air balloon association, whatever they're called and saying that being in a hot air balloon was safer than riding a horse. I believe that's the British balloon and airship club.

I would. If you really want to have a good, but yeah, he said, because according to him, balloon accidents are often very rare. There will last one was 12 years ago. In 15 years, in 50 years, there's only been five or six fatalities, statistically it is safe of the whole surviving,

which I don't think is true. People do more horse riding. Yeah. Or anything to go up in the hot air balloons. All right, but I just, I distrusts the air balloons and he said that his thing was completely safe. It was manufactured according to a design, which he says has been proven over a hundred years and does it need much changing. That's kind of it. That's how he paused.

I think they probably did figure out the hot air balloon around then. They did and put the thing went up and people said they watched and they're like, oh, isn't that beautiful. It's because there was something called like hot air balloon day or something. No, it was the watch. Just a balloon festival. And they just watch it first in a flash. But interestingly enough, organizer says the accident was not connected to the festival. No, I want to.

Oh, wow. But also they washed their hands of it. They kind of watched. Yeah, but it was a hot air balloon that was blooning over this festival. It was at least hand gently connected. Maybe he didn't have documentation. You know what you got to do? What's the AIDS quilt up to? Where is this AIDS quilt? Let's pick a hot air balloon out of it. And that'll be good. Everyone can see it. I just don't remember. I think I might be slightly porous, but his family is saying that they were very, how do you

put it? I understand you lost your son. He's a brave person. This is saying that they were very, how do you put it? They said, I understand you lost your son. He's a brave person. This is somebody that he's highly, he was just, it's a horrible accident. It's a horrible accident. What's still, I do wonder though, don't build your own goddamn hot air balloon. What have you done it by one? What do you've done with that to tick that? What do you have done it?

With the, without the, I don't know, but his family says in a statement, which is very sweet in its way, saying, at least we're satisfied to know that Peter died doing what he loved, which was falling to the ground at terminal velocity on fire. That's not true. No, that's a bit of a joke. That goes flying. He was saying being in the air was what he loved. But I still feel like, yeah, he, no, he was doing what he loved. He died doing the opposite of what he loves. And I feel like that's what

everybody said. They all say that they died doing what he loved. Or what you're doing. How is that better? I think it's worse. I want to die doing something that I hate because then at least I hated it for a reason. Right. But if I die doing something I love, I'm like, I actually would want to mind it living. I am going to die doing what I love, which is living, which is hopefully of his been a brain aneurysm due to too much sex when I'm 99 years old. I'm not playing. There's a convicted sex offender. He used to drone to look into a woman's bathroom. Oh, you have with these motherfuckers are doing. That's what this guy's doing. Yeah, this guy, he's got a mug shot. He's wearing a black

shirt. As a matter of fact, we're almost dressed alike. Um, he has a busy talk about the elegant musculature of horses and and how he, he admires them not sexually from afar. If you have not seen a horse in person, have you seen a horse? Yeah, I have. But like, I just

was actually when recently, Natalie was right in. I was looking at it. Just be careful. I heard they're more dangerous than how you're blin. That's that's true. She told, uh, so she was in this, this girl, this 14 year old, she was in the bathroom. And then all of a sudden, yeah. Oh, looks like there's a drone outside the fucking window. Oh, man, is that the way to even Spielberg? If I see a drone, you should be allowed to shoot them down. I don't care what anybody says. I hate fucking drones. I know. I know. This is I know you're very anti drone, but you know what she did? She found the drone. Well, what happened was that the drone came up to go see her poo poo, right? And then she went like, Oh, no, it's a drone. And I guess the guy said was like, Oh, they're going to stay

see my drone. And then he went to do a in a state maneuver with a drone in a tree fell into the lawn. He then they all would just technically again, if this was 2003, there's be a Farley Brothers movie like sequence. Well, in 2003, I mean, you know, in the 1970s and animal house, this is just Belushi's character getting a bowler and falling off and porcus. This is why it fell into the lawn and then they went and grabbed it. They're through the pool, through the pool. And I love that. So now that's a, that's a submersible. And it probably is a better chance to see the Titanic than those other people did. Well, now actually I think they're having a direct view of the Titanic because they're seeing all these spirit forms. And they're walking

the halls of the Titanic and seeing them. Now they can just be there. We're with the unsinkable Molly Brown. Just don't I think that she was unsinkable. I don't think she was there because of the, I think she should natural air pockets in her leg. She was charged with video voyeurism with it. Well, I guess it's a felony count, which is a, I would say that's a good idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would, I would put it towards a felony account. Yeah. Yeah. But now, now the girls all have fucking shook up here. Of course, because she's wondering where the hell this next drone is going to come from.

What is the point of a drone? My thing is that it'd be different. If, okay, no one is with it. No one does. No, they do. Yes. They make movies. No, I know, but how many?

You know, they always go pro, for example, there was like, you like to body board, right? But I go pro. No one does this. People in my view, I will truly say people do. I'm on, I'm kind of with you because I don't know who would ever do that. But apparently it's very popular. No, I know people do a lots of water. They market it.

I mean, I watch some waterspores. I think they market it. And but then the most people don't just do this. But people who do do it it do it quite often. But my thing is, you're allowed, I'm saying this on loud. You're allowed to, you're allowed to come and fill me while I'm shit, even against my will. Oh my goodness.

As long as that footage, on that toilet, straight to America's Got Talent. You better blur out that toilet just out of respect. Well, just because I don't want to do actually like, infringe on the toilets, right? Exactly. Because that toilet, my, my, my, I am a Indian.

It's my family member. I know. You know, like, I'm gonna fill them up. But actually, I don't think there's any more hosts of that show that are alive. What? I think Daisy Fuentes possibly dead. I think Daisy Fuentes.

Dave Kuley. I think she was there on January 6th. We don't know. Dave Kuley maybe was Donald Trump the whole time. No, David Kuley's alive, because was on the family met the full house reboot. Okay. So he's he's been making money again, but then they only feature the parents for a little bit. And then Bob Saket, I mean, he'll never work again. And that's the biggest tragedy of all of it. That's what I'm thinking is that the real

victim of who persiere was, uh, David Kuley, a believing that his talent was enough to make his star enduring and the ever changing stratosphere following absolutely. He did a great speaking of water works. You know, that was this closing bit when I saw him. He took a sip of water. And then he was like, you want to see a sprinkler? I remember the sprinkler bit. He's still doing the sprinkler bit. I was like 25 years ago. Yeah, he used to do that. That was one. I remember how it was closer. Yeah, and now I had a tape of his like standup set. Wow. Wow, he only had one closer ever. That's all you need and cut it out. Cut it out. It's all you need to cut to the fucking mess. All right. Here's another story about cutting through the mask. Because again, it must be difficult to be single. Sure, it's very simple.

Also sometimes to be honest, it's very awesome. Oh, sure. Absolutely. I would say it's 70 30. It's free and frightening. Yes. But then the 30 quickly goes away once, you know, you just get over it. Yeah, this game was a little lonely last night for like 20 minutes, but then you know what I did. What?

Downloaded Diablo for Extremely function. Yeah, it's a really fun game and it's I never played it before no, it's fun I've never played Diablo games. Yeah, it's pretty fun. Should I do that? Yeah, it's like skeletons and shit It's actually really fun. Do you shoot stuff you it's all swords and mallets and stuff, but you level up really fast Who maybe that's what I'll do it is actually fun. I think you would like it. Okay, great. But I'm cool because I'm not lonely. I'm too partnered. Mm-hmm, right? I can also be lonely.

It depends. It depends because you know, lonely at the top. Tell me about it. With this guy is a different type of lonely. And but he really tried. This was a gunman. Demand's a woman befriended him on Facebook. After breaking into her Indianapolis home.

What a surprise. A leader of messages her to ask her out. Now this young woman, Amber Buran, she is very cute. She got, she was delivering pizzas all day. She got home super late and I got a job. She delivers pizza. She's going to go and like pizza. Oh, yeah, it's a wife.

That's great. Cause again, because then every day she'd be like We don't got to have delivery because you got to genre no and it's her Yeah, I'm gonna get a fun. You know all the fast food restaurants that I've worked at pizza you come back You smell much better birken and slaves of stink on it I don't know another man came up to her and he held her at gunpoint as she went to go get her mail at four o'clock in the morning. And the man, he took out a gun. He gave, she gave him the equivalent of $100. She had about had that about that much on on her. And then he says after a second, putting

the gun in her, he'll be like, Hey, man, hey, I'm gonna Facebook. I'm gonna Facebook. Oh my God. Which didn't include included his real name. My name is Damian Boyce. And he doesn't have the body, he doesn't have the body of a scientist if you know what I mean. He works out too hard to read. And she basically, he forces her at gunpoint to Facebook friend him. He then goes home and then messages her with, I think the worst series of pickup lines I've ever heard because again, I don't know how lonely people are.

I really don't. I don't know what people go through, but the message is that he sent her after robbing her, which were verbatim. Quote. Look, you know I'm a pay you back. It's a fucked up way to meet someone, but damn you was WAS to T.O. Pretty to rob. And so he shot a shot and then baron decided replied, I believe you man, I can tell you're

sweet. Time just got rough. I know that because she's extremely, extremely nice. And then the exchange emboldened boys who said, why don't you just come over and we can chill. Well, there you go. Netflix and chill have a nice time. And you know, he's got money because you just gave it to him.

So it's nice. But then so yeah, this is what story kind of cute, right? Right? I mean, it's scary. It's scary and bad. It's not even at all kind of cute. But yes, but what's worse is that he was just previously arrested. Say, man, and charge it a separate robbery on June 12th. This is like two weeks ago, and which she

shot two people and hit a third of the head with a brick. Well, there you go. He's out on bond. He's out. So I don't know, you could be that. I guess they didn't die. I guess the people he shot didn't die. And so you could just wing them. And that's fine. They let you go because in the end,apolis, they decide, well, we've got too many actual full murderers to deal with the guys that are bad shots. Yeah. I mean, what's the point? He's obviously not killing anyone just taking off a couple of earlobes here or there. According to Amber Barron, she says, I think, especially as a young female, it's something you always think about, but never think will happen to you. No, this is why ladies guns for feet think about it. Also, little pink guns.

I, they have been, I believe that there is a tire industry of tiny guns. I'm not for children because there's also an industry of gun for children, which is really bad. So far, I have seen how many different stories about little children shooting their parents. There's another story about the gun. Don't put it on the nightstand. It's not a fucking deal though. You know what I, you know what I don't think about this? Is the guns.

I think that it's really super appropriate to have these weapons of death, these machines of death that can just be really easily used by a toddler. It just seems like, wow, it just seems like that's incredible. Well, she was correct though in her assessment after she added them on the ladies gun. It's all pink. That's what I'm saying. Kind of mean. That's a women could shoot you with a normal just like black chrome gun. No, but the ladies still like style. They like to bedazzle things. I guess it would

be more fun. They're so dangerous because this is They like to bedazzle things. I guess it would be more fun. Dangerous. This is more fun to shoot your husband. Yeah. That's why it's like scary. That's why they're because it's like, Oh, I did all this fantastic work, making up the murder scene and the murder scenes look really good. And they can't wait for him to see it. And then she kills them. Wow. Women are just have you not seen any of the shows? Mainly women who kill also. Oh, let's say I don't care about co burger, they're going to see the death. I want to go through and talk about that later once it hits trial will really get into it.

Um, that's a fucking weird thing to watch sludge around though in the media cycle. I don't really want to get into too much detail about it because I have to unpack it more but apparently if you've seen this, the shelling miscavage, if you listen to the someplace of son or any series that really goes into great detail about the story of Shelley miscavage and her missing thing, have you heard of this new thing? No, but also whatever happened. Wasn't he being charged with something? Whatever happened to all that stuff. It just takes forever to put these cases together. He finally got David miscavaged. He's he gave him the target, but no, he's he gay? He's got to push this stuff for a long time. Of course.

But Shelley miscavaged. So a lot of what they basically, Scientology is an official line with it. Shelley miscavaged the wife of David miscavaged who's in charge of Scientology who's been missing for like 20 years since 2013. So now, so 10 years, she's missing for 10 years. She was apparently found. So Scientology has this line saying she's alive. The police came to speak with her in this mansion, which is about two and a half hours north of Los Angeles. We say this, we saw this woman.

We asked her if she's being held against her will. This is what the police said. And Shelley miscavage said, yes, absolutely. I am Shelley miscavage for certain. And I'm here voluntarily. I want to stay. And they let us do it. It's okay. But it turns out if that is all true, when she's fine, just eating cereal all day, okay. But also we're talking about what spun brings up as that idea of does someone who's raised in a cult, even know how to get out.

Like even know, like if you're this far in, you know how to get out. Right. They're basically saying that they, they fingerprint her. And now that they're showing there was a full year request, this information has come out to show that the fingerprints do not match the actual Shelley miscavaged. So whoever the police met at that house on that day was not Shelley miscavaged. It was some other woman.

Did they got the DNA? Did they got the DNA? This is all through Tony Ortega. Like if he has a whole sub stack that's all about Scientology news. And so it was just a, wow, that's a fucking tripped. This woman might just be buried. She might be dead. She might be dead. Who knows? But she, it wasn't that lady. We'll get into it at some point. We'll do another psychology follow up as more time builds because again, that's weird. We are still dealing with their lawyer.

They're lawyers. The lawyers are fun with it though. Our lawyers have, but you, I love when lawyers have fun because they use big words. They get, they love, because you know what it is for me? I don't like conflicts. I don't like to fight, but lawyers like to fight. I'm not going to give you that. Fuck you.

I'm not giving you that. But I don't like to fight it by daily life. I couldn't give you that. Fuck you. I'm not giving you that. But I don't like to fight him, I daily life. No, no, I mean, no. But you will, no, you do, I get. You have massive road rage. That's different. That is not.

No, it's my justice. That's conflict. No, it's justice. It's pure. It's equalizing the road. I felt the same way as when I say that I'm a quiet person to you, and then you you just like you're not a bad person, but actually I am quite quiet and unbelievable you and Jackie Jackie my sister had the fucking Nerf to tell me she's quiet. I was like I have sat with her in her room and it's your going She just makes noises and sing songs all day long

I thought you could you don't know what's why it is. No. Okay. Well, speaking of songs, you know, Paul Bernardo, the white rapper, he got, I don't know what the fuck happened with that. That's another story that I keep seeing. I got to get into that because he got taken down to a medium security prison because of a parole hearing. And then they did something with the family where they were charging them for saying making basically making fun of the legal team or saying like a bunch of public statements about the fact that they couldn't get a hold of the parole documentation of like why one of the most significant criminals and Canada's history has been dropped down in his security regimen.

Well he's been in super max or in max for 30 years. Also, you want to feel old? Paul Bernardo is 58. Doesn't that make you feel old? Just kind of. He's always just going to be that horrible little rapper. Yeah, him just, oh, God, more rapist serial killer than rapper. Obviously, but which is the bigger crime for Paul Bernardo? All of them. He is a horrible, horrible person. But that's kind of an interesting little insight into the life of, but that's a whole other story. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I don't know why they bumped him down. I don't know what he, maybe he finally did one good rap. Maybe he finally did or maybe after 30 years and some great, what's the M&M song with the one shot? Kill shot. You got one shot.

The mic. Oh, yeah. That's there. Once in a lifetime. And they did that. They're like, whoa, no shit. Mom spaghetti. Mom's spaghetti.

Indeed. Whoa. Did he just rhyme with spaghetti? And because they're Canadian. Maybe they never heard the song. And then maybe he plagiarized M&M's kill shot. I do think that that's possible. And they were just like, wow, oh, it's that guy could certainly can talk fast. So they call that rhythm talking. What do they call

rhythm talking? Oh, I know rap. Oh, you mean like, oh, that heart of glass song. That's one of my favorite ripety rap. I've ever heard my thing about that heart of glass song. Is it so fast? I can't even hear the names. Again, hear the words. I don't know how John is Jay Z even go down to the DMB. You know, I'm saying he's rapping so hard I can they tell him what his birthday is. Well, there you go. Something you want to do around the Christmas season. Right from North way. So I also speaking of which I got something. I'm breaking news. All right, because I was going to do this also just before we get to that, there's a guy

in Yorkshire and this is just kind of funny. No, it's y'all. Yeah, y'all talk. That's what it is. And this guy keeps on, they call it a letter box. It's fucking mailbox guy. And this guy, this neighbor, his just keeps on screaming porridge. Well, he's very over and over and over.

And this is a very British crime. This is truly one of those. Isn't it? How is this a crime? Because he, I don't really understand. He's just upset. So this man is a Yorkshire man. He said a mysterious neighbor of his because he's, uh, it has been going through his letter

box and odd hours during the middle of night in his town in Boothtown, Halifax, the past three weeks. He said, the man who has, we have anonymized according to the ultra live, which must be fascinating watch. He says that he said, he said, it's whittin' because this man who keeps whispering things about porridge through his mailbox, he's calling him the porridge whisperer. And he's saying that sometimes he's saying things. He's going porridge, porridge. And then sometimes he opens up and goes, porridge time, Papa bear. And then he opens up, eat it before it goes cold.

Papa, yeah, you want to eat it before it goes cold. And this guy was so upset. He went to a Facebook group to, uh, to complain. And the name of the Facebook group is 50 shades of Halifax. They spent you were in a trash, there, Matt. But I never forget when I saw a woman reading 50 shades of gray on a plane. I could smell it. Oh, yeah, man, because all about literally smack in your pussy. So horny.

Like, it took a, I think that's a lot for grandma's to read on a plane. I thought it was a little bit of a problem. I don't know. But I'll get a penthouse out. Yeah, get sick. Yeah, I can't, I can't bring my like big tits of Southern America, all the neck on the plane. But they also, they still sell porn.

Oh, at the magazine stand in the airport, which I still don't know why, but you know what I think it is for what a lot of the international travelers would come in from Dubai. Maybe do you think if you mix it being like the tits of the first ladies, you think you could say, this is history each time you're flipping through and it's just like, you know, drawings of what you'd think the breasts of the first lady would look like. Young Nancy Reagan. And she's the only one who was hot. Yeah.

But he says, what I do think is honestly the most fair part of the most fair part of his criticism of this porridge man was that he says all the stuff about porridge. He doesn't leave any porridge. And of course he should also. And also this is summertime. This is not a porridge time. Like this is in the middle of the winter. Like this porridge. Am I eating porridge in the summertime? There should be about like a melon salad. Yeah, speaking of melons on the cob and politics, best, best boobs in political history, polos. Well, it will pull us. Yeah, polos. Definitely. She's got a couple ocean gates on it. Yes, she does. Yeah, she is doing well.

But you know, she is, but I was almost killed. I think it's her back. I'm sure it is. Really? She's turning into a letter C. Yeah. Beautiful. Oh, lumpy lumps on the top. Okay. Now I want to show a little bit of video here. Is that now we covered this story, baking news. Oh, our side stories. We covered the story in its entirety so far, which is about the UFO sighting slash alien visitation happened in a Las Vegas suburban neighborhood. Now, there have been a, it has been much derided. And people have said that the footage is doctored. I did watch the backyard footage of this young family who try to show this direct photographical evidence of alien life, which I did not see. I did not see the alien in it. And they even,

and no matter how many times they put contrast on it or circle, they'd be like, this is his eyes. I have not, I could not see it. Even with the circle help. Good not see. Because usually they can almost draw it. But the one thing that they said was that there was cop cam footage of a mysterious object shooting through the sky. Now, this is where our jobs are fucking awesome. Because there are a lot of people that said that they believed that this body cam footage was doctored and was not real. But now we know for a fact that it was, that is not true. That is not true.

That is not true. What is real? Thanks to one of our intrepid on the ground. Listen, so first of all, one of them said, yeah, one of them is involved with my former belt champion that was supposed to represent me in Lubbock, Texas in a belt whipping match that never got to happen. What a good happen? Well, I don't know. The people of Marcus was a little hurt because the people of Lubbock, I don't think they liked them. They rejected him. Yeah, they did because no one was going to come to that show. It's because it's a it's a drill. It's real. It's real.

It's real. But we have footage from an endoscopes company in Las Vegas that had cameras running that filmed this same object. Now we'll put it up on socials and we'll show it. And we can be like, can we share it? I believe we can share it. Okay. We can share it. Okay. You can literally see, if you look and see here,

I'll show you, can you see? Do we want to put a little water? Say, pee on the computer, put a little water stamp on it. No, you can just do, you just put your wet butt on it. So look at this. That footage, you remember? Yes indeed, it shoots. What in the living phone?

Down is that thing. A bright seemingly blue light implies that it might be not so hot. Yeah. That's not, that's not how it works, but, but it is interesting because NASA never straight answer. So also who wasn't there for any of these fucking pieces of shit? They weren't around for any of the arrow hearings.

They haven't been anywhere around this grouch, where's your blower shit? Where the fuck are you, NASA? You said nothing. You fucking do. See the fuck have you been. What about the heat signature now? Well, this is they there trying to say NASA. It's trying to say that there was a small object

that went through the sky. How convenient. What are you seeing the heat signature? Well, yeah, as any object would, as it slides through the air and through our atmosphere, it does not have one. Look, look at it now. See, yeah, no heat signature.

That means it's cold. Actually, I might be interesting. You might be wrong, but I like it. You're not even able to see that. There's no heat signature. It's gotta be cold. If there's no heat signature, that's the signature of heat.

I don't know, but it's supposed to be, I don't know. But I get, how are you wrong about this? I know, I'm with you. I'm saying that science-wise, apparently, I don't know about that. We destroy everything. I don't know about that yet. But I'm with you because it means I'm saying that science wise apparently I don't know about that but I'm with you because it means I'm right also Oh my god

Ali is I'm more misinformation than me correct. I'm with you. I've gotten some DMs being like they because I've advanced I've evolved I need information. I need data points and certainly it's come in also the idea of aliens just crushing that roulette Oh sure Oh, what if they can control? Oh, that's, you know, where there's, that's a whole other thing. If there's going to be anywhere that there's aliens, honestly, it's going to be my favorite casino, El Cortez.

I love El Cortez. El Cortez is my, like tattooed in Cantina. It really is a fat, if you're ever in Vegas, it's just off the strip. It's super old. It's not free. It smells like a cigarette butt, like a filter of a cigarette. It smells like, but it's got like $10 table, $5 tables. So you can do it without, I feel like a high roller.

Yeah, it's great. Cause you know, there's no reason to waste a bunch of money. I learned how to play powga. Powga spot and you actually kind of win a lot. Oh, yeah, you can bet on yourself or you can bet against, you can bet on yourself or you can bet on the dealer. But I think if they're bet on yourself or you can bet against, uh, you can bet on yourself or you can bet on the dealer. But I think if they're if aliens were going to go anywhere, that's where they would go because you're going to go across the whole galaxy, you're not going to search for a deal.

Oh, of course, they still want to deal with their click-clack money or, and if they are future humanoid, we know for a fact it's going to be using bits. It's not going to be Bitcoin. No, because I actually don't know how they're going to transcribe. I don't know why they have money, but we know because of the expert we talk to, that it's gotta be Bitcoin, because how else is there gonna be, it's gonna be no money in space.

He wasn't, but how is Bitcoin like the only thing that connects the douxiness of children and boomers? It's like the Venn diagram of just like people, I don't wanna talk to. People loves it for one of our best friends in the entire world Yeah, absolutely an honesty Fernando's sunk a lot of his retirement into Bitcoin He's got a he's actually wondering right now and he every time the Bitcoin's Cop it comes up

He does then reframe. I was like what you see if you do and I do understand. There's a plan I do understand I actually like the idea of decentralized money I like the concept of it. But I just become centralized. It just should be taffy. I want to see what money in my hands. Like I want everything. I want the coins favors. Everything should be done via favor. You're talking about going back to barter town. I want barter town, which is kind of where you were when you were almost kidnapped by the man that owned the entire town. Dan man. It's been so fun. It's been so fun exploring the West.

There's so many of these little, maybe two, maybe 150 people. That's all you need, man. I say so fun. Kisal, we must buy your own town. No, it's going to, it's going to lead to just a horrible thing. And then we all just, the thing is then you got to go stud. Only fatties. They're just. Only fatties. Only fatties. Come on. We have a great time. Well, I do like that idea. No, I do enjoy the idea of living in a margarita bill.

Though, all right. So let's do here of the week. We got a real one kind of. So this woman is a Ohio woman. Oh, and she has a big ass wear wolf statue. It's nearly 10 feet tall. It's pretty freaking cool. She dressed it up for July 4th weekend. It's awesome. It's awesome. The wear wolf is fucking awesome. Her name is Mary Simmons. She's had a Dayton, but a fucking course. The bitches in the town have complained and whatever. What is this rush? Yes, indeed. This is fucking the you're trying to shut her down.

I mean, like you tell me you could take my fucking wear wolf down. Oh, you come and do it. With out of my take my 10 foot wear wolf on my cold dead hands. Simmons says he's kind of become my house mascot. He's incredible. Yep. I kind of look at it as a security thing who wants to break into a house with a 9.5 out of 9.5, 9.5, 9.5. It's something like he's got a fucking like 15 foot dilder

with a swatzka at the end of it on him. No, it's a werewolf. That the lead singer of the pink Floyd there. She says we're going to go to a big Hawaii in shirt and maybe some sunglasses for the holidays. However, a lot of people, city officials, they have no problem. Now they have said that they are not going to remove it. No, because they have been begrudging, begrudgingly because a lot of complaints have come anonymously. And so if you're an anonymous piece of shit that can't handle just a werewolf statue, did you see, did you see any of the witness testimony? I was watching some of the footage of the people complaining about the werewolf statue. Did you see, did you see any of the witness testimony? I was watching some of the footage

of the people complaining about the werewolf and they had the nerve to be like, it's scary. Yep. I know it, it's scary. And it just being like, man, have you read the newspaper? Have you read it in the mirror? If you looked at the fucking 24 hour new cycle.

And to be honest with you, Mary Simmons, she looks good next to it. Cause she's kind of, she's aware, she's kind of a were lady. Yeah, she's fun. She's like, she looks good next to it because she's kind of but she's aware she's kind of a wear lady. Yeah, she's fun. She's like, she's a little goth lady and she got a fucking big wear wolf. That's why I would should be. I feel like everyone should have one. And I'm mad that I missed a 12 foot skeleton flight. All movement. I know you can barely get them anymore. Now they're expensive. So Mary Simmons, you're here over the week. Stick to your guns. You stick to your guns. Keep that goddamn real wolf. Right where it is. I

Change yourself to it. I mean, you know, if they try to come and take it for you, we're gonna come there and we're gonna do a live show in front of that werewolf Great. Side stories. Literally side stories life. We will do side stories. I if they dare try to take that fucking werewolf from you I'm performing until I get arrested. Okay. Very Jane panda. Oh, you know what I'm also my cup size There you go. She's a very sexy woman. She was yeah, I'm She's still good. She looks good. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Won't you get down there? People look like physically.

Well, sometimes also what I find with the very old is that if they used to be hot, if you take off all their clothes, you can kind of project on the inside with the used to look like on them. Yeah, he's going to get a couple of clothes pins and do it Homer Simpson didn't that one episode? Yes, but that's ever listen to emails. Now, first of all, I got an email. I got a message straight up from one of our good friends, Sonia.

Oh, Sonia. Oh, Sonia, I will go into this more in the Manhattan project thing, but you know, the dinosaurs were actually, there was not, they were not naturally, uh, uh, destroyed during the giant extinction event. It was actually an alien nuclear bomb. Oh, yeah. So that's, that's, that'll get us labeled for misinformation, but just know that that's real.

And that if you, and if you just look at the data, you can see that that's real just because of the iridium, well, they did say it happened to very fast. It happened too fast. So I like it suspiciously fast, right? And so we think maybe you need to take these history books that these so-called, quote unquote history books that everybody has.

And maybe right on the side of it, we're like mystery. Yeah, exactly. It's not mystery, like it's like, but like a miss, M-I-S-S, mystery, because it's a gumist. Yeah, well, data. Sort of happening like that, isn't it?

Yeah, it is. All right. And I think history's wrong. A lot of times, a lot of times it is. This is actually very scary. This is a, a tourist walk out here. This is something very scary. Um, this is a, a tourist walking out here. This is something that's really scary. This is a recent story out of Anchorage. A tourist was walking out the mud flats. They come out when the tide is low in Alaska.

The tide is the second largest in the world. And in over five hours, it goes from fields of mud to being covered in 30 feet of water. Be careful for those kids that like to play in those fields of mud. Oh, yes. And never mind the fucking two the jars of clay you get from there. Man, that's not even a joke. Gotta hit that back. Now the Taurus ended up getting stuck in this mud and waited as the tide slowly rolled back and drowning him, not that far out from the shore. So they literally walked out, got stuck in about four feet of mud and then couldn't get out of it and then had to wait for five hours until 30 feet of water covered them. And they died. That's how they fucking died. All right.

Fucking scary. Yeah, I don't like it. Hey, man, I don't like that. I wouldn't all do. No, I, yeah, I went to Dunlion. I wouldn't do that. Yeah, you scared to that? Yeah. I'd be scared.

All right, I'll do a little bit of follow up for you, Kissel. I have this because we're gonna, we gotta go, but I have this little bit of news because I knew that you've been, you, this, you were so proud to bring this in last week. Yeah. I don't want to do follow-up for you. No, I was determined to email in after listening to this week's side stories about Cambodian penises. Oh, yes. 33 white Anglo-Slavic female and my 36 Asian full Cambodian male husband met at 2017 while working at a Walmart. We hit it off immediately. That's nice. Got engaged a year later and happened married almost 15 years. Two kids. Congratulations. I'm close to five foot nine. Nice for my height. And he's a staggering six foot one. One. And he wears his size six, 15 wide shoe.

Oh my God, he's got a one. No, I always told my family, I have his attraction to Asians. And I finally met one way taller than myself. Oh, no, his whole family is a few inches shorter than me. And they act like he's a side show attraction, getting pictures with him every time we visit. Now, I'm happy to report as we listened together last week that I must email and stating his member is a handsome four and seven eighth inches. And that maybe small to some as she says or big in his case, but I think in this case,

that even though he was a virgin, when I met him, we have the most incredible sex a few times a week. And I can actually enjoy giving blow jobs without choking constantly. And I like to give a shout out. And that's what this is all about. That's what this is about. It is. And sometimes what's nice about having a normal ass penis is that you know, you don't even know what's in it now. Well, that's why it's always nice. It's kind of nice. It's like when you go to the deli and say, can you cut the sandwich in half for me? No, because with slices, then it's like you have sex more often. It's like

having two sandwiches. Yeah. All right. Well, there we go. Spread the sandwich, wink, wink around the day. You know, why have all your dick at once? Absolutely. How do you're dick and chapters? That's how I watch movies now. That's what Eddie got me on. Yeah. It's a great way to spend, time and go to your imagined, imagine what you could be doing with your life. Oh, you know, it's not imagined if you do with your life as planning for the future with your fucking normal penis husband.

And yet he's Cambodian and now he acts to know that he's less than the average. Well, then you did that. I didn't, the science to the Germans, did it, it was a German research group. I mean, I feel again, they did, they, the, the, show me a Johnson. I believe that they looked at the data and they Germans did it. It was a German research group. I mean, I feel again, they did the show me a Johnson. I believe that they looked at the data and they fluffed it. Show me a Johnson.

I want to do a little bit of the shout out to the tickets I need to sell, which is Go July 5th. Yeah. Come and see me. Placid night out with Ed Larson. Amber Nelson is going to be there. Julie Johns, Brian Moses, check his eyebrows key. Hold him immediately.

Come and say, classy night out at the pack theater in Los Angeles and also check me out in Atlanta and dad's garage. I'm gonna do some improv. I love this theater. I can't wait to fucking see you guys. It is July 7th and 8th. I'll be doing all of the shows throughout the entire theater and I can't wait to see you there. Come and make me say to something disgusting. We have also just made an announcement that our Australian tour has been postponed for another year. You guys are basically going to get a whole new tour. Yeah. It'll be fun. But we want to know that we are getting you guys a special gift for pushing it one more time. We're giving you a free show for our Australian listeners who bought tickets to this show. We're going to send on a big

email with details to follow, but that is coming very, very shortly. Also, maybe just throw a rope our way. We'll grab it and we'll pull everyone closer. I- And now make everything you wish the world worked like a cartoon. And I'm also I'll be in San Diego on the ninth, 16th. I'm gonna be in San Fran. You gotta see this show. I'm gonna do this thing. I think I'm just gonna do Las Vegas on the 23rd. You gotta see this show

You're gonna come out see this guy. I was just in Vegas. Oh, I had a lovely chat with some people in Vegas some listeners And we were talking about the live theater scene in Vegas is supposed to be really fun I believe it. They have a whole bunch of indie theater Vegas is not just selling your family to a human traffor No, I think they're about to get a basketball team too. It's gonna be quite easy. It's gonna be good. Flanker's gonna be good. So make sure you live every day knowing that, yeah, you might be in Vegas right now, but

someday you won't. We won't. All right, and guess what you won't be laughing about all the things that you just did, because you forgot that eventually you have to leave this town where many things are allowed, and many things are not found on. Because I also remember because I guess who's also not laughing, a lot of locals, they're not also super jazzed

all the time about how much we're laughing, loving, and learning, right, and living, and all that shit in Vegas because they're like, oh, it seems like you keep bleeding all over like my grandma's house. but it's also good money Oh, it is and they are there tourism. That's way what I like about Vegas It's a place where you could just be free. Yeah, be free to lose everything. That's fantastic I saw family there even alright everyone. Thank you all so much for listening hell yourself

Hell's ain't me. Magus Del should send us more footage of Aliens, please! Please, honestly, it's the best part of my fucking job. Getting that type of stuff is my favorite. I love getting messages from, I get crazy weird messages from the NSA. It's CIA, all just tell me what a great work I'm doing. And I just want to say, we got him, CIA! Good work! Good work. All right, you, Zubai! Hilsen!

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