Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Release of Gypsy Rose

Episode Date: January 3, 2024

Henry & Ed bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news starting the year off with the release of Gypsy Rose Blanchard, as well as the story of a "Disgraced and failed horse show producer sent to prison for a million-dollar offer to have her wealthy and estranged husband murdered by a hitman", the return of the mysterious cryptic notes in food boxes, the Chinese Chess Champ stripped of his title after taking controversial dump in bathtub, Listener E-mails, and MORE!

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2024. That was a lie. They think that actually that was a man. A good way to start. I decided to commiserate with our audience. Right. Because everyone's back to work this week. except for Marcus, cause he's, quote, quote, he has COVID wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, right?

You can be here today, right? But I decided to commiserate with our fellow listening audience by arriving back to the first day of work for 2024, looking like shit. Yeah, man. I'm not supposed to be here. No, no, you got pulled in. I got pulled in. This is, you know, this is technically a pajama shirt.

This is our, like I look like shit. I want it 69. I don't want you guys to create shirts. You love the way the aliens they fucking getting up in their shit. No, are they both ladies? This is from wise. I, I think they're both ladies. There's an implement that we might have to learn.

Yeah, they're both eating, it looks like they're both eating pussy. But either way, God bless them. God bless them. This is Side Story is sitting here with Edelarsson. Hi. I'm Henry Sibraowski. This is from wise, great artists, love their work. But I think it's important to, like, I think a lot of people,

the first thing they think of, side stories, that's podcasting left. Show business razzle dazzle. Yes. That's the first thing that they think of, but they're like, but they're so intonetable. How could we untuntulchable? Untuntulchable.

I'm really ready to be speaking. Untuntulchable. I am so good at podcasting. I need a stop. I literally need a stop. It's 124. I think I was sitting here in silence all day. You just sit there But I look like shit because I want you to know I'm still just a guy. Yeah, yeah, it's still just Henry's a proud guy. We all know that on other days he looks way better than this. I always walk around in this suit. Yeah, yeah, everywhere I go.

I dress down for the show. Blada bolos. I do. I got Danish wooden shoes. Duffers. Lo, I do like loafers. I was just making fun of you and your wife calling you both loafers. Why wife is very active.

My wife is extremely active. So active. We broke our Christmas fucking curse. Whoa. What's that mean? It's, you know, oh, you screwed. Yeah, it was great. That's great.

And the neighbors, the neighbors actually came over to ask me how I did so well. Oh, really? A bunch of them came, they might elderly gay neighbors. I heard her screaming. They came over and they were just so, they were like, wow, wow.

And I was like, you know what? It must have been old Satanic pushing me from behind. I thought your wife was a seal. You don't do dare. But you fucking dare. But you knew the reason why I wouldn't bring this up is because we did have a lot of people tell me straight up, they fuck on Christmas. They love fucking on Christmas. Actually, it's a day that people talk about having straight up sex on Christmas and how happy they were to express the fact that they had sex on Christmas, but I did want to warn you. And I should say, do you say Christmas people don't have sex?

I say yes, they do. They did. I got a resounding response from the audience, which is great. But I think people who don't have money for presents too. I mean, fuck, fucking fuck, they better. That said, those big dick guys don't need money. Yeah, if you're poor, you better be eating pussy. But that's why I realized what's interesting is that apparently the risk of penile fractures

rises up to 45% at Christmas time. Yeah, it's because people are trying new shit doing things they've never done before. But they're half drunk. Yeah. I feel like Christmas sex should be a lot like Thanksgiving dinner. Don't try anything you haven't done before. Oh, yeah. Well, Thanksgiving sex, I feel like, is way different than Christmas sex.

Well, things are so full. It's just like, it's like, it's like, it's kind of roll around on each other until the sweater than before. I just want you all to be careful. Next time, I just know that people do, which is also the truth. So how a lot of broken penises this Christmas? Broken penises happen. Broken promises as as well. If to everyone else. Yeah, especially to you family. I'm a break my penis off. I was going to come to the christening, but I broke my penis on Christmas day.

It's a hard excuse. But you are yes, it goes up 45% they say it's a lot because it's wild sexes that happen. But you know also when a penile fraction spike, when they were cheap. Yes. Yeah, when they're adulterous, quite a bit. We're cheating on this. Yeah. Yeah. When they're adulterous, they're always because they're so excited and they run in there.

They're trying to do something they have it done in 20, 30 years and they're distracted. Yeah. And they just fucking break their pay. And then you try to explain that because then you're like, yeah, my penis is broken. That has got to be. I'm so strong. My hands. I didn't know.

So baby, already long story short, right? So I was trying to jerk off from the fire alarm went out. I ran. I was the same. I first thing I thought it was you, baby. You were so asleep. You didn't hear the fire alarm. And so I got up out of this my seat in the living room. I ran towards living room door. Dick first. Yeah. Smash it in there. So overcome by pain, didn't realize Fire alarm had went off. It was a misfire of the system, was the candles got to on. And the next thing, you know, you're fucking divorced.

Yeah, everything's over. Everybody knows everything. A girlfriend's gone, wife's gone, kids are gone, house is gone. How long does it take to fix a broken penis? How long does it take to mend a broken heart? Hahaha. Too long. Yeah, that's a broken heart? Um, too long.

Yeah, I mean, obviously you have blood comes out. Whoa. Yeah, it's bad, dude. That's fun. Yeah, it's like you can't just put flowers back in the vase and the falls off a table. It's so weird that you could break a penis because when they're not hard, I mean, you could do anything you want to them.

I don't know about that, buddy. You can do anything you want. I think you're know about that, buddy. You could do anything you want. I think you're being slapped morale. Leave my flaccid penis alone. Oh, I will. Leave it. I mean, to anyone that goes out across the board. I'd much rather play with your flaccid penis

and your hard penis though. I'd tell you that much. That's a really interesting question. Side stories help, qtlgmail.com. Is it more or less of a homosexual activity to play with your best friends? Flass at penis versus hard because if it's not hard, it's not a rouse. Yeah. And if it's, but if you're trying to wake up the penis, then that's, you know, but then you're

like, why are you playing with it? If you're trying to make me hard, bro, we're trying to have fun here. It was just four to six weeks. It takes her penis fraction. Wow. Four to six weeks. Yeah, dude. Well, we've done a solid seven minutes before I'm technically on penis fractures before I did have a more important story. Do you have to bring it? Happy New Year.

Oh, yeah, I forgot. 2024. The year broken. Your year broken. Cox. What's the German phrase for that? We need that. All right.

So breaking side stories news, uh, true crime listeners and fans across the board are aware of this already. Um, but Gypsy Rose Blanchard, she is Kajan, has been freed from jail. She served eight of her 10 years for what I believe is a manslaughter charge. Okay. In the case of the murder of DD Blanchard, her mother, she killed her mom. Well, she had. I don't know anything about this. So treat me like an idiot. It's easy.

You fuck. You fucking moron. Eddie, Eddie, why did you study hard already? Is that taking back? Yes, I'd work books over the summer. I never did it. No way. I'd put the wrong answers in on purpose.

But you know what it does, you know what it showed it come down to show that your formal schooling meant nothing to your future. It really, school means nothing. Drop out now. Do you get school for some mean something like let's say your pilot, doctor, pilot barely, they, you go to school. I got it. Honestly, I got some, it's a different school. I did get an email saying that they saw a pilot drinking at a, get an email saying that they saw a pilot drinking at a, someone email said that they saw a pilot drinking at a, a bar in the airport and they went and reported him and got him yanked. Whoa. It was crazy.

Is he in his outfit? He went, got drunk in his civis, went, got into his pilot outfit, came out. Wow. And they were like, I just watched this dude have to reblood him. He marries. And then they pulled him. It was great. Very, very cool.

Very, it's not. I'm proud of him. It's not cool, but fire the parts under too much. It's real easy going. Yeah, they all got to be fired. Everyone has to be fired. I love a pilot, right? Yeah. That's why I poured it. I should take them down. So Gypsy Rose Blanchard was a young lady that was treated as if she had a mental handicap and she was, I had a series of litmus, I believe the term was called it's Munchhausen by proxy, which has now been changed to Fichies' disorder imposed on another. Okay. But the idea of that DD Blanchard, her mother, wanted to infantilize her.

Basically told everyone that she was about five to six years younger than she was, lied to various humanitarian efforts that gave them aid. They got a full house from Habitat for Humanity. They got a lot of benefits from this. And there was one doctor that was like, she doesn't have multiple sclerosis because they did say she said she had MS that she meant to hand the cap, speech hand the cap that she couldn't eat once it was through two. She lost all of her teeth due to all of these various procedures that she was happening.

She was diminutive, they kept her head shaved, they told people that she needed a walker, she did not need a walker. There was no evidence that she had anything wrong with her, but she was tortured for many, many years. So she killed her mom. She will, she do. Again, she did not kill her mom,

and not everyone does. I know. Not everyone does. So Gypsy became of age, right? At some point, she, while, even though her mom was treating her, like she was a little kid, there's a real easy run down just so Eddie understands,

but so they were just trying to figure out, like she was acting like a child and she literally was like, like kind of like infantilized in a wheelchair and blah, blah, blah, but she was still a woman inside. She did not have any form of mental handicap or anything like that.

The whole thing is that she was, when you're told literally from the time you're like five years old, that you're sick. Yeah, you're sick. You can't do these things. You have this thing, you have this thing, and you protest it, but at some point, you're being raised

into this environment. You believe this is true. So, but at the same time she kept isolating Gypsy more and more and she would, you know, basically get it so she would never leave the house, but what do teenagers do? Eventually, life finds a way. She figured out how to be horny on the internet. So she went on the internet, she made a Facebook page, she met a guy by the name of Nicholas Goode John who also had a series of issues. Clearly did. He traveled a bunch of bathroom a lot, right? He did go to John. It helps. But he was the one who killed her mother. So he convinced, she convinced, so he's the hero.

He's not the hero. He's still murder. I mean, he murdered a horrible person. But again, it's still murdered. Murder is never the answer at it. It's not the answer, but sometimes, you know, it's the question for questions. Yeah, that's different. If you're a detective, murder is the question.

But he, when he stabbed her mother 17 times while she hid in the closet. She then, she hid for a number of days and eventually that they were found because they were not escape artists. No. So they both went to jail. Nicholas, go to John, went to jail for life for stabbing D.D. Blanchard 17 times. And she went to jail for, I believe eight to ten. And it was hiding on it. Then he just takes her tube and puts it in a milkshake. You're like, don't accident straight to the tap. But now she got it all pulled out.

She got it all pulled out and she's free. So she's out there. She got already immediately. She got four million followers all over social, like in networks like. She's a hero. I mean, she's not a hero. She's not a hero. She's a victim for sure.

She's a victim. She is a victim as well. She was an accessory to murder. We got, we're going to kind of find out how this all plays. She got eight years. Well, she got 10. She served eight. She should have done less. Well, they, I think they wanted to be real sure, real sure. It's not like she's got another mom who's going to yank her teeth out and put a stomach tube in her. This is her extenuating circumstance. Well, she did make a big old announcement that she was going to go to the chiefs game to meet Taylor Swift and state of Missouri was like, no, you're not. So she is doing, we're going to see the infancy what she's going to be like and

what she's going to do from here on out. I think she looks sweet. She's changed quite a bit. She's got hair now. She looks like an adult. Yeah. She's dressing like she's dressing normally. She looks like she was really old. Everyone said that you kept saying she's a child, but she looks like an old woman. Yeah, she just looked like the guy from the Six Flags commercials, but in real life, she was a growing teenage girl that was being made to act like a little baby. Did they give her teeth in prison?

No, it looks like she did. Well, they had, they popped a row in there early on. Yeah, so she's been doing, but she does look like she's getting there. We're going to see what happens. Basically, this is a watch and see and see how she develops. I personally think that she's going to be fine. Camille was going hard in honor trying to get her to come to Camille. She can have unless she wants to be a maid of her own house.

She might, I feel like we see a little bit of a social media future for her. She got married in jail during COVID. Oh really? A guy named Ryan Scott Anderson. She didn't even marry go to John. No, no, no, no. Go to John was, he was a stepping stone towards. He wasn't here.

He murders her mom for it she won't even marry him. It's hard to date. Dating is really difficult. 2024. Get with the program dog. Yeah. So this is very so he seems like a nice man. He is now taking care of gypsy rose blanchero. We're going to see what happens.

There is a six hour prison interview that's supposed to come out on Friday from lifetime. So I think a lot more other information is going to come out. She's talked a lot about what she learned. And it's like, oh, she do. God, and she goes in her Christmas medley, there is not going to be a dry eye in a goddamn house. But no, it's a, it's a fucked up story. So she is both a victim and a perpetrator.

It's very complex. She was played by I always kind of crazy the DD blanchard was played by the absolutely smoking Patricia R. Kappa. What are you gonna do? Oh, and it is the teeth. It's the who oh man. I don't know. I love Patricia R. K. I love one of my favorite. I love Patricia R. K. And also Joey King's great in that show. But this is because look how young she looked. She's 19 in her mug shot. Wow. And she looked like a little girl. She was normal in the mug shot.

A little bit. She's got the shaved head, but she was forced to wear the little, she was forced to wear little girl outfits and wear one day. I talked about this with Marcus. We will probably do a series, but I do want to do it on the concept of Munchausen by proxy. Yeah. Munchausen by proxy is one of the most like fascinating. Well, there's many, there's hundreds of them.

So there's many cases of it. It's fascinating. The idea of hurting yourself or someone else strictly for attention in that way is baffling. And then using the healthcare system, because think about how many people fight tooth and nail to get things done in a hospital. Well, they should study from these people because they figured it out.

Well, they do it by gaining a lot of media attention and they do it by going all the way. So she went all she created a whole fed she fabricated a character for Chipsy Rose. So now like she's she's free. So we'll see where she goes. When do you think she'll change the name? It's fine, man. I don't even know. I said that word so many times just now. Yeah, well, you know, it's,

I think this is the one time you could do it. If somebody's name, yeah, it's someone's name. I mean, I don't know how else you would do it. I don't know. Yeah, G word roast, G word, but then that's C. What's her name? So that even makes sense. I don't know.

I feel like this is a question that will get answered at by the internet. Yeah. So I have this other story I want to get to know this is a so is she trouble was happened. That's it. She's released. Well, she's released This is a trouble for trying to go to the chiefs game. Well, she she basically made a big deal about how she was gonna Go in an attempt to meet Taylor Swift. She said Swift. She's Swift Dean, the Taylor Swift music got her through her time in prison. I just wonder if Taylor Swift's ready for the photo up, with Gypsy Rose Blanchard. And we'll find out. She just went, they basically said,

like, no, you cannot go. You cannot come and do this because it was a big publicity deal. So did she actually leave and get in trouble or they just went even later? They just wouldn't even let her. Oh, okay. But you know, that's good. Taylor Swift has said nothing. And I find her silence to be deafening. I cannot believe she has said nothing. Also in news,

did you know that Chris Chan is going to be going to meet with Bono next week? Oh, thank god. That's not true, but that would be incredible. Christian and Bono. That's my fucking ticket, dude. 2024. Christian Bono. That's it. Gonna put some butts at the electorate rock the boat. Yeah, it'll be over at a sunglasses hot. That's my police station. You don't do polling at the sunglasses. I don't know. sunglasses. That was my polling area.

I'm your play. All right. I love this story. Okay. I'm gonna see if on it, it was my pulling area. I'm gonna fly from North Korea. All right, I love this story. Okay, I'm gonna see if I can pull this off. I'm gonna see what he tell me about it. Cause there's twists and turns. You know, a lot of people wanna get the horse business. I did, I sell horse picks. We've talked about this, I'm selling various horse picks.

My grandfather owned race horses. Yeah, we lost, he spent the family fortune. He's been all the money on race horses right before he died. It seems to be doing very well for your family. I noticed you were in a horse. Yeah, like you're a horse like, I grew up with the track, you know, that's because your father had a gambling addiction. Yeah. Well, Dan, my grandfather had a bunch of horses, but that seems to be a real, that seems to also be a real connected. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. was a child. They just let him die. I used to, I used to have fun because I could go hang out the stables and shit. Yeah, that's awesome. I have a little rain of the horse track. It was pretty cool.

They let me make bets and shit doesn't get because I knew my grandstand. We're going to catch you to limitations on that. Pop and art. Probably close. Yeah, I imagine at this point as a minute, especially if they're with these discount horse owners. Yeah. Don't worry. I got these horses on sale.

I did it for the soft serve. Hey, of course, we all do. Now, some people though, they don't just want to be in the horse business. They want to be in horse show business. Nice. Nice. And it is difficult, man. It's not as easy as you think.

You don't just get a bunch of horses together. Yeah, we saw nob was tough. There were having a hard time. The aliens kept stealing. Absolutely. A bunch of horses in a field. Guess what man? They're not rehearsing. They don't give a fuck. You know, you're going to run them horses, right? It's very, very difficult and talented people at that. And it's not just money. It's also time and effort. And some people want to stick their head into the horse show business. I think they know how to make good moves and you be fucking dead wrong

because it would end up in you being arrested for attempting murder of your husband. Whoa. Now I love it. I just love this sentence. Disgraced and failed. Poor show producer sent to prison for a million dollar offer to have wealthy and a strange husband murdered by hitman, which is the most generous amount of money we have heard given to offer to an FBI agent to be a Hitman and the history of this show. How much? $1 million. She wasn't going to pay.

Well, it was a lie. She had it all shut up. She showed up with guns. She showed up with the cash advance. She was wearing guns to the Hitman's got guns. She had ways to keep the whole thing. Some depends on your arrangement. She specifically went and got guns that had no serial numbers.

And then she had said it all up. So she's kind of beautiful, but she is deadly. Her name is Tatiana Remly, 43 years fun. She pled guilty. I'll ask we to one count each of solicitation to commit murder and possessing a loaded and concealed firearm, not registered to her. So she's going straight to the end I'll do me go to trial, right? Hopefully she's in prison longer than Gypsy Rose.

I was a much worse crime in my opinion. It's not though. It's actually you probably go to jail for less time. Less time? Yeah. Why? Because I'm because of her. I'm not going to happen because the murder didn't happen. That's all right. Because the guy came to because guess what she did? She asked Mark Remly's fucking buddy, her husband, that she tried to murder. She asked Mark's buddy to do it first, who called the FBI. And so literally, he didn't call Mark. No, he called Mark. And then they called the FBI, but then that buddy basically said like, hey, listen, they

just, and so the FBI came in. And so Mark's buddy did the thing to Tatiana, where he said, hey, listen, I'm kind of in there for my head. I'm kind of in the room. I had I'm like not a professional hit man. I play, you know, pickle ball with your husband. Yeah. But I know a guy. And so he sent the guy.

Tatiana goes meets with this FBI agent. Goes what they always do. Give up the ghost because guess what? How many times do I have to say it? It is never a hitman. It is always a police officer. Yeah. Well, you never know.

You have to find a hitman, the cops got that locked down. You gotta do it yourself, I'm sorry. Unfortunately, that's how it works, okay? If you want something done, you have to do it yourself. Yeah. You just gotta go kill your husband and try to cover it up.

I guess what you're not gonna do right? Because if you're half as good of a murderer as you are a horse-show producer, then you are not gonna do right? Because if you're half as good of a murderer as you are a horse show producer, then you are not gonna pull it off. Yeah, what was the horse show? Okay, so this is where it started. I just love this whole fucking story. So this woman, she marries this man in 2011.

She's there, you got to know each other. She's a model, beautiful tall, right? And she married a, you know, just a normal millionaire kind of guy, right? They hang out with this millionaire. She's a good face structure. She does, model, beautiful tall, right? And she married a, you know, just a normal millionaire kind of guy, right? They hang out with this millionaire. She's good face structure. She does. She's beautiful.

And one day apparently, according to Mark Remely, her, her, her now ex husband said, he's like, she woke up one day. She said, honey, I've had a dream, my whole life, and I've never gotten to tell anybody, but I want to tell you right now, I want to run a horse show. And this is real. Mark was like, what? She's like, horses, acrobatts together. And she's Russian. She's Russian.

Russians love dancing around. She loves all of that shit. I'm a marker first, I imagine first. We mean like, honey, this is in Mexico. These guys can't start fucking. We can't be having these horses fuck all these anchorpats in front of everybody, right? We could do it at home.

And she's like, no, riding and jumping. And so she went and she, she was like, she had this dream out of nowhere where she decided she wanted to single-handedly take down Kavalia, which is the horse and human and human themed ballet from Cirque du Soleil. I don't know what Cirque du Soleil did to get this woman's eyeer. I don't know why she decided like fuck this. I guess because she was sort of a sometimes player

at the local polo club. Yeah. Where she would go and go on the horse, hit the thing with the stick. It's barely very difficult sport. Polo needs to end. Yeah, so you have to enslave an animal in order to do it. It's not a sport.

I feel like it's the same thing about F1. F those cars be free. Let the car... And that's the cars just run. You know, they keep saying, oh, the cars that do this anyway. So this is their husband? No, that's Eric Mark Tonevich. Now, what you're seeing here is, so to get her dream,

so what did he do? He was like, baby, you know, one, if you want your horse dreams to come true, I'm your fucking Santa Claus. I'm gonna make this happen for you. So they went and hired that guy, Eric Mark Tottovich, who was the, he is a horse man. He is from Cavalier. They sniped him. They took him from Cirque du Soleil. We're gonna pay you, 100 grand. We're all gonna give you 20% ownership of this entire horse sled experience. And he was like, that's fucking my kind of language.

Love it, horse. Super excited. Bam. So they, we're gonna tell him. Oh, shit, man. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, television reporter, it's like Cirque du Soleil with horses, but it's own type of show. Now there's a lot of people going to be like, well, Cavalli of the Cirque du Soleil show with horses has been around for 25 years.

She don't want to hear any of that. Where is that show? It's the Vegas. Okay. Um, I think it travels. I think I have you been. It's great. It's jumping on horses.

Yeah. Jumping off a horse's the horses jump, they jump off of the ad, the horses jump off the acrobats, the horses, they take a bath, all the horses and the acrobats take a big bath. It's so sweet. They go on a horse roller coaster with the horses going a little thing. Great show. Four horses die a night. Yeah. Great show. I actually don't know, but I do think it does a lot of people running around, right? But according to Eric Marktonovichovich as soon as he met these people He was like these guys have no fucking clue what they're doing in the word words

He's the word his terms were they weren't horse people and they weren't show people What am I gonna do with these guys? So they Hamridge millions of dollars. Yeah, buying a giant tent Buy all these horses getting all the horse people to show up. You know, the horse, the land that put the tent on. But guess who's getting more corn for the people? Guess who's getting jealous?

Watching all these train actors and performers with these train horses to all this train that stuff, the completely undetrained Tatiana Remly. What's looking at this being like, where the fuck am I in this? All right, she said that, but she wanted more. She wanted to be the lead, right? So she started going out and they would do these horse runs. Where'd we say do that with Jerry Jones?

Trap him up, put him in the, you do it, the cowboys. Yeah, you get in there. So she said, so the way they did one pre show. So long story short, it does go up. Yeah, show actually goes up for five shows in San Diego. And she's the lead. And they say the way they put it was at a whole of like,

horse dancing, horse jumping, pyrotechnics. They said that was really the worst part was that, they said the thing that made their show different than everybody else is that they had fire. I know horses don't normally like fire. That's why I got blind them. Yeah, yeah. That's to make sure they stay in the pocket.

And they say all of this stuff would happen. The audience would go and then they'd be like, and then this blonde lady would come out in the horse at the very end, do a full circle, do a figure eight. And the whole audience is like waiting for it. And then she'd go into the center of all the performers and bow. And the audience just go like, yeah, everyone's like flipping off the horses and having a good time. We people like, I think they're classier than that. Oh, you're talking about flipping off of the horses not just giving a middle finger. Yes. Yeah The audience is like fuck you

I thought I came in for a dog show I hate this Where's the chicken? Yeah, hey what donkey the whole goddamn show? So me tell me are these guys a fuck on these acrobats I ain't like like they're like, they're like, we talked about this. It's gotta be in the pamphlet. This is not your traditional horse show. No one's blowing a horse tonight.

And so this guy's whole thing goes, not only does it go south, but it goes south because of everything that they did. They hemorrhage a bunch of money. They lost everything. They then started horses were dying. They just cut out everybody. They stopped paying all their bills. They just cancel the show over an email. Don't tell anybody. They

then stiff. Every single vendor, all of the people running them, they made $22,000, cost of made VIP bars that they were supposed to go to in this venue where they, they just left them out like out to rot. They didn't pay for them. And so now they're getting sued from every angle. This is in 2012. So cut to 2023. We're now, she's trying to kill the last dude. The guy that tried to make your horse is kind of, that's very fucked up. That's what I think is. We, he went, yeah. And said, all right, Totsiana, anything you need. You want to be a horse Lord. I'll help you.

He said nay. He could have, but he said, yeah, he said hi. But it's fucked, man. Everybody's made because the guy, because they fired the guy last minute. So the guy that was the, I in this picture, they fired him last minute, because literally Tatiana was like, why am I not more in the center of this?

And he's like, because you have no training and it's extremely dangerous actually for you to be in the center of all of this. And she was like, I'm now, you're fired. So they got somebody else in there, just hemorrhaging money. And then when they needed $1,500 to heal a horse,

the fix a horse I got heard, you guys like, fuck it. No, absolutely not. They had to go take the horse and be fucking euthanized. 1500? Yes. They wouldn't fix a horse for that much. They'd buy the whole goddamn $22,000 bar.

It is just one of mine. I just love this story because there's not a much to it. But just the idea of like, you wake up one day and you're like, I want to be in charge of a horse-led circus, which is a type of confidence I just don't have. Yeah, I guess we do it like this. I mean, she got anything she wanted her entire life, it seems like.

She did marry once before for money and then she got out of that, made a lot of money in a divaist. But you know, she's gonna be going to jail. So we'll find out. Yeah, see how she does in there. She might become a better con woman a lot of money in a jiv this. But you know, she's gonna be going to jail. So we'll find out. Yeah. See how she does in there? She might become a better con woman while she's in jail.

Oh, of course, of course. That's great though. I'm real happy. You know, she's dry. That's that is true dry. That's a cheese more American than most. Yeah, you know, no school for her either, bro. No, no, no, none.

None. She would not go to school. Did the guy be able, did he get his kavali job back? That's what I'm worried about. Oh, no, he would already been kind of in an auto kavali on and then he was like, fuck it. He's just fine. I hope so.

Yeah, he's like, he is a horse lord. Yeah, he is very good with horses. Where are they now? You know, working on Yellowstone. You know, maybe hopefully they weren't working on that luck show. Oh man, they've got a lot of horses. A lot of horses died on a Chiffon's got a lot of horse blood on his hands and they just kept shooting that show. They stopped in the middle of the season.

The middle of the season six horses, I believe they died. And I was excited because I was David Milch. I love the deadwood. I don't ever ask us in Hoffman straight up. You killing these horses. Now he barely showed up. I'm not killing the horses. Did you just do a dozen off an impression? No, Wapner, Wapner or four o'clock. That's my rainman. That's my rainman impression. It's also very bad. All right.

Next story. What's going on here? What's next? Now, this is a little bit of mystery. All right. Because we. What's going on here? What's next? Now this is a little bit of mystery. All right. Because we look a bit of mystery. We look. I'm ready to perform. I don't care what anybody says. You are, man.

This is the best I'm going to be all year. I'm very excited. I'm not sloppy. I'm not sloppy today. I don't think you were actually firing on all cylinders. I'm barely awake. Good. No, I do. It's because you're fighting from a corner.

Yeah. Now, this story we covered a little bit inside stories before because, but it has since popped up with a vengeance. Okay. Now, there is an area. Now, I believe I'm saying this correct. What is the, the school, the school, county river, Right. We just right outside of billy. Sounds disgusting. It is. Say I have a horrible wave with words around there. Just don't need any clams from there. That's what I would say. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I don't know how to talk years and yins and yins is a

fair. I love yins. I got into the yins because again, I'm my wife does a beautiful Pittsburgh strong woman. She's a wonderful person, but that doesn't make any sense. That's their identity. I'm begging to have it. I don't want none to do with it. They must have it. They must have it. It is, it is their birth.

Did you see the Mara Vista? Mara are carcar cars. Yeah. But that's how you know he said, I wouldn't trust it. Look at John Federman. Yeah. It's Shrek. You have a senator who is Shrek.

That's incredible. That's like I love that offensive. They like past the law for like making sure that he had to wear a suit, but they can't pass the law for anything else. It's called Congress. Congress. That's my political commentary. But so we covered a little bit during this area of the country. There have been a little bit last year of people finding conspiratorial notes hidden side of cereal boxes. So there's a bangle like it's kind of a controversy because it's inside sealed boxes and it's not inside of the bags. We know it is somewhere within, somewhere within this factory process. Some guy we I assume a man.

So it's not in the bag of cereal. No, but it's in the box that contains the bag and the box. It could only be a certain amount of people, but it's hard to pin that down because you have to prove it, right? And these, a lot of these notes are, they're a little bit intense, like, you know, here's an example, one that just says, Kaya slash riots terror, our lied to secrets, the size JFK Lincoln warned of secret service assigned symbol words as unless SS, it's tied to sadder Lord of the rings, outy rings, NBC and array bird.

It like it's as long scrambling. That's just the, if you just see the way it looks, it looks like this. And they've been now calling the school kill notes. There's a whole subreddit on them that people have been kind of obsessed with the story. But since, but around Christmas time this year, well last year, they have been blowing up. They are people finding them on trees,

pen to things on hikes, all in this sort of like, in this Pennsylvania area, these from Pennsylvania area. It's fucked up to the trees. I mean, it's that. Actually, it's still all. You know, look at that. I'm just saying you put paper on a tree,

it's like, you know, that's upsetting. You ever have a chicken cousin? You ever chicken an anamla? Mmm. That's my favorite. Yes. That's called the life cycle. You know, you really put chicken an anamla?

Yeah, I do a chicken sausage. I would never put like chicken breasts. Oh, I put full on chicken breasts and I'm living there. What are you trying to become a bodybuilder? No, man. Well, yeah, I'm trying to get my protein up. You know we're supposed to get, I believe it's our weight plus 50. You're cholesterol's the mess. You're eating all these eggs?

No, you eat them. I eat a lot of eggs. My cholesterol's nowhere near as bad as your fucking clastware. It's getting out of my... I got this evastant and I'm doing great. No, my cholesterol's actually fine. I tried glycerides were big because I was just trying to get the extra rolls in here as bad as your fucking clustered. It's good. I got the Sebastian. I'm doing great. No, Michael.

My cholesterol is actually fine. I tried glycerides were big because I was doing mostly that was really after quarantine because you guys could bite. Oh, you got me on the butcher box. Yeah, yeah, you're talking about red meat all the time.

Yeah, so much meat nerf free. I mean, like life's can be oversuiting all the sudden. I'm just like, yeah, I literally would get a pound of chicken wings. I would smoke them and eat them. I mean, well, that's okay. It wasn't.

No, it's the, oh, smoking's bad, right? Yes, because it gets all the stuff in there. And then it was a lot. It's, it's a lot of fat. It's so animal. They're giving me off. I'm like, I'm getting ready. But now it's pop back up.

It's just crazy because no one knows what the living fuck is going on. And it's hit the news. So now it's really starting to, you used to just be on the internet and live this is weird conspiracy theory. But now one of these stations, I believe it is the- But it's nonsense.

It's, it is gobbledygook. Yes, it is like when you do radio, you're like, you know what's going on. But old people, it freaks them out. So once you get old people freaked out, they're calling the news station because of the last people who do that. And so you have this guy where he was the ABC news affiliate in Pennsylvania, there was a WBRE, WYOU is like spearheading this, being like,

we're going to figure out who the fuck is doing this. And so far nothing, we're going to see what comes out. But I like it. Like, there was a thing that is, I wanna say it's cross country, but the thing called the Toine B tiles, I've never heard of the Toine B tiles. Oh. The Toine B tiles are another example of someone. It's kind of, it's way more of a, these are art, I do this is more of like an art.

It is art, yeah, no, it's very, it's very Banksy. But it freaks people out, right? So it's like Toine B idea in movie 2001, Resurrect Dead on Planet Jupiter. Like this idea of people saying, it's To it's like, Toymeadea in movie 2001, resurrect dead on planet Jupiter. Like this idea of people saying, these Toymeadea tiles are these little things that have been showing up in various areas. I guess I say two dozen major cities in the United States. And they are like kind of outside of art, mosaic style, a bunch of smashed up tiles may dispel various messaging. And some of it is, some of it makes sense,

some of it doesn't. And a lot of it refers to the movie 2001 and the concept that the dead will be resurrected in the planet Jupiter. I mean, that does look cool though at least. All it knows is it just sounds like an album track from the Andre 3000. I like this more than I like the cereal box guy. Well, that's very, this takes talent. This is very, this is very cool. But yeah, it definitely, they all read, man, that flute guy. Well, that's very cool. This takes talent. This is very cool. But yeah, it definitely, they all read, man, that flute album, I love that, dude. Oh, it's a great flute album.

That Android 3000. No, Android 3000. Oh, yeah, bro. Fuck you. I love that flute. That's a good stuff. No, man, it's Tripeo's all fucked, dude. But this is exactly what he's talking about.

I think Andre 2000 was on this Toin B. fucking shit. And he understood what was going on. And that's somehow got got into the flutes. I mean, why not put zombies on Jupiter? He makes crazy noises with the flute. Yes. And they're all like little noises.

Like, I was sitting there. I got into it yesterday. I smoked a bowl. I had my health walk. To get up, I do my health walk. He was the other senior citizens that I'd see on health walks in the morning. And I walk around the building. Just swinging the arms, getting them going, good and stone,

got to hear things in sitting there thinking about the future. Put a thing on my plan. Stacks on, stacks on, stacks on stacks, racks on racks. Yeah. And then I'm listening to that flute album. And I know the thing's going to be all right. Yeah. It's a flute album, but you need to be I want to be, I want to be where Andre 3000 was when he made that food out. I mean, he was, you know, doing nothing for years. I know, but then I love that first, the first track is like I desperately really wanted to make a rap album.

Did you see that? Oh, yeah. The first track is like super long. It's great. He's the best. Hey, no. All right, one more story. One more story?

Here we have some for him. Oh, wait, what's, there's no conclusion to the cereal box. I said, no, there's just on the clear on the track. They're just putting them in the other piece and tie them to trees. Yep. There's just out there. It's a mystery. I caught soon. It's just dude, being weird unless it's multiple people. That would say I would go to it. I mean, again, I feel like it's about how far can these things go? Where can they travel to? How often are people going to talk about it? There are a lot of people. We be so, you, I mean, you're, again, you're, it's not like kill people in the

message, you know, they're not like, but it's not kill people. But the problem is, is with all of these sort of conspiracy, conspiratorial edges, is that when it gets really serious, it's not directly going to kill people. Yeah. but it could drive somebody who wouldn't normally into a state where they believe that they are a, the way I kind of picture it is that you can missionize somebody. You can basically have them see something. Let's say they're already teeter and they've already been reading a bunch of weird shit. And then something like this kind of pops up into their cereal box,

like they can literally be like, oh, this is a sign. Yeah. Now I gotta go to the water burger. You were trying to do a Bear Stearns Bravo. I wasn't trying to do it. That was Jake Bacula, the creator of Bear Stearns Bravo. You were very much a part of it.

I was, but a performer. And he's got a Bear Stearns Bravo. But that was not about, no, because that was all about the mortgage crisis. And that was not there was no conspiracy theory in that. That was literally just trying to get it was called an org was a thing that people use to do for a called secret society's the SS with SS belongs to someone already. I think that it does mean the SS from the Nazis. I think that does mean because it is IMF, NASA, BMW, and it's every acronym is in there. Musk, locals, you see this

here, it's hit by NASA, a guy over there wants us to come hang out. David, it's a janitor? No, I think we're just going to go and go watch a good shit. I mean, if it is a janitor, I'm down. I hope it's not just like, well, we should go look at some rockets, noodles and ass sucking association. We show, we think it's NASA. Yeah. When we go's not just like, well, we should go look at some rockets noodles and ass sucking association We show when we think it's NASA. Yeah, when we go we're like no, no, no, actually this is where we need a bunch of noodles We fucking yeah, we suck ass Like what? Yeah, oh you thought this is NASA. Hold on before you sit down and put on spaghetti. Yeah, if you would yeah, good

Thank you Because our other bowls have emptied Whoa, I don't see we'd love to come to NASA. Yeah, let's go to NASA. Never a fucking straight answer. I'll smoke you out. Fuck it, smoke you out. But at the very end of each one of these conspiracy theories,

Missives, it says watch dark city. Oh, and then our number one enemies are domestic. So this is the process. It's the director of dark city trying to sell DVDs. That would be incredible. He's sent out a bunch of DVDs. He's really a fucking Gerrit of it. Let me see who that is.

I would love to find out who did that. Because yeah, because maybe it is that person. It very much could be. I'm gonna blame them. That movie, no one thought about Dark City to use Senate just now. I don't think it has to be them, but I think that it could, it could very well be.

And I think that we should, long hard about that. It was directed by Alex Proyus. And I want to see where he is. He's still alive. Okay. Good. Um, he's still alive. And he last movie he made was Gods of Egypt in 2016. It was nominated for several razes of the gods of Egypt. That was the most this movie. Yes. Yes. He was the several razes and he is, uh, yeah, he did I robot as well. He directed the crow and he also did knowing he killed Brandon. The crow was very good. He did not kill Brandon.

He was the director. No, his father's curse killed Brandon. Tell that to Alex Baldwin. Yeah, he won't. Alex Baldwin's been trying to blame it on the curse for a long time. He keeps bringing it up and it's not biting. Nobody's taking it. Um, but that's what I'm saying.

It's more so that's why it's just the scare of a mysterious note inside of a place where there shouldn't be a next. There's cases in his next. No, this isn't two thousand. This is this is all thing. Yeah, he wasn't knowing Nicholas's cage is knowing which is not a good film. Oh, okay, I don't even know what it exists. No, it's got movies too.

It's not a good film. But that's why it's bad. It's just because you never know who you're engaging with when you enter into the subject of math. It's gotta be this guy. I don't know if anyone's not going on his door, but we gotta look up Alex. Can we get him for a Patreon interview?

Ooh, I wrote that. Horrible film. It really bad. I'm from North Korea. All right, I'll go one more. Let me give you another one of these stories. So this is another kind of a follow-up to what we dealt with last year. Okay. Some with one of these stories. So this is another kind of a follow up to what we dealt with last year. Okay.

Tell them with one of these stories. Chests across the world is a high stakes sport. People love chess. People take chess very seriously. My best friend growing up was a chess master and I used to go to his like chess meets sometimes and then I would like fuck with the people he's playing against. And that's really, that's really angry. Yeah.

And you would do that because some of us were on the chess club. I would just go next to him. Yeah. This is like fucking the news. I respected chess. Yeah. I love chess too. I was trying to get my boy to win.

Yeah. But that's called not respecting the game because guess what if you respected the game? If you respected the game, you know that the game would determine who wins and who loses you man. Come on. It's called Kabit Singh. Kabit Singh. That's who he's to call it. I was when I got you to come over and show with you. Yeah, or like say stuff about you playing. Yeah, or make Comments about you. Yeah, yeah, you ever get to do that. But it's people take it really people take it really really seriously So last year we covered this guy. you know, bishops, fuck kids. Yeah, you're like, like, sir, sir. Yeah, so it's the act of watching game and progress and comments going, thank you.

Yes, it is. Good. And so this guy last year, another, this big grandmaster, he got into this huge controversy because they believe that he had figured out a cheat at a very, very high level using internet-connected anal beads. So what they do, this is real. Okay. So what they believe that they can do. Is he playing with his ass? Yes, technically. But using his hands, but the ass was making the shots. Okay. So he, you could barely, you can do a thing with some of these where you can clench.

Yeah, clench them, right? Send signals to somebody on a computer, watching you clench in a sort of like a more post. Yeah, like a more scot. Yeah, they clench in a pattern. That's what the gamblers do with the guys like reading the dealer's hand and shit like this. Like they know, yeah, they know. Yeah, this ain't all be.

And so they would do that. And then the person would analyze back to you, right? They would go and then have it buzz a certain amount of times. And then you make the move. This guy, why didn't that guy just play chess because it takes a bill? It doesn't make that. He's not the guy that moves. Why did he play? I don't know.

Why did he go in there? Because he's better with his ass. He's not the guy that's who's why did he play? I don't know. Why did he this guy to go in there because he's better with his ass? But now this new guy, man, I'm in the name of the name of Jan Shang Long, right? This is in China. He won this apparently, this big old prize, right? It's like a $14,000 in American money.

Huge, I'd add a huge party. And they said, the Chinese government came forward and said that they don't think he was cheating, but there's some stuff that you would win of this cover up or not, because he was like a big deal player. He shat the bathtub of the hotel that he was in that night after partying all night. And they found a digital set of anal beads inside of the shit that he shat inside of the bathtub.

He shouldn't have bathtub. He did. He says, the reason why I sat in the bathtub was that but due to my unfortunate overindulgence the evening before I was in a bit of a rush to alleviate my bowels. And in that panic, I chose the bathtub. The tubs right next to the toilet, but this is what they're trying to do with you. And they tied like it is also very interesting. Also, if you know you got shit up your ass and you're shit in the tub, go get the shit.

This guy, I'm using the word shit too much. I do be like, chronic buzzer. I do believe that the man was lying. I do believe that he was cheating. But look, the USB Chinese government came in. I find this to be cheating by the way. It is cheating because you're having somebody else help you figure out.

Something in your ass. And you're able to count the beats and still move a chest piece. You that's you sound like one of you sound like a certain one balled the bicec cletalist that was a national liar that I owe. Oh, I know. He's a winner. He he he isn't anymore because we changed winning. Yeah. for him because he is stupid lion one nutted ways. And Oprah knew Oprah fucking knew. According to the Chinese government, they are covering for him as well. So based on this is called the quote from the the CXA, based on our understanding of the situation is currently impossible to prove that Yon engaged in cheating via anal beads Yon

Consumed alcohol with others in his room in the night of the 17th and then he defigated the bathtub of the room He was staying in in the 18 and enact that damaged hotel property violated public order and good morals Had a negative impact on the competition and the event of Zang Kri which I believe is how you pronounce Chinese word for chess And was of extremely bad character, but that doesn't mean he cheated and the event of Zang Kri, which I believe is how you pronounce Chinese word for chess and was of extremely bad character, but that doesn't mean he cheated. Yeah, if you shit out a rook, that'd be one thing. Honestly, if he did shit out a rook, then I feel like we need to all look at a lot of stuff. I just hope they start like checking the assholes of all the chess.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's see. Got a rip-court. But also it's a part of where it's white. Oh, God. Okay. Before we start, but I do. Please pull out your pants. Oh, well, that's why I actually wanted to. I want to come clean, Eddie.

Because though, even though you're here with me, there's someone sending you jokes. Someone's sending me jokes this whole time. I'm holding a buck plug. That was you can't see. I'm holding a buck plug. For those of you who can't see, I'm holding a buck plug. This is my bet. Oh, that's great. It's got your face on it.

Yes, somewhere. Someone sent you that. Carrot Top has been revealed. Because he's been sending me your material for the last 10 years. This is my favorite cradle. You know, you can't see it. It's just a buck plug.

It's got my face on. But it was a funny bit. And I fought for it. Yeah, this, oh, this bit. Yeah, you did because I wanted to do the dreidel bit, which I was able to do. But then I did mine. So, Gimmo, really great, great fucking episode. Well, look at some listener emails. Oh my god. I'm gonna get the hell out of here. Our dreidel's, um, they would be great butt plugs. Yeah, I think there's, someone has to make those. They're lost inside of you.

You think so? There's definitely trade-al-but plugs. There has to be, right? Of course. Not kosher. Actually, don't know if that is, I don't know, is poopu not kosher? Poopu is not kosher.

But you are allowed to wipe your ass. Dredal butt plugs, let's see them immediately. Oh no, I bought that. That's not a Draydle butt plug. I bought that for my nephew. I told you about that for my nephew. We ought to cut it out of the episode. I thought a butt plug, that's, I got that in the video.

I don't know. Looking like a fucking butt plug. Three dollars. How old's your nephew? Till tell me he's 35. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. There aren't enough Draydle butt plugs. Three dollars. How old's your nephew? Till tell me he's 35. There aren't enough dreidel butt plugs. So please site stories, LPL, GML.com. I need one.

All right, here we go. So we got a lot of these. Yeah. I got a really interesting email about, so one that really fucked me up was a, it's just more of a paraphrase. So we've been talking a little bit about the fact that it's come out quite a bit, that people with colosomy bags. No one's used this, right? Oh, I only, only in the, my mouth. Okay. No, that's my favorite

place. Um, because I shit talk all day. Um, just blowing butt plugs. It's just something that's just, it's I'm training up. Yeah. So the story of people talked, I'm like, you know, it's rough, but we've had several stories coming about people reporting from ERs, people suffering from people having,

it's sexually transmitted diseases, SCDs inside of clostomy bag holes, right? And the one statement that came by, what I've heard that was like kind of earth shattering to me was a young man in prison was found to have gone a re-insight of his clostomy bag hole. And the dog, someone has the pups.

Someone was having sex with it. He was doing belly flops, not a bunch of comb. Didn't even that's bad. Yeah. A he, the doctor was like, how did this happen? Why did you do this? And he's like, I didn't put this.

I'm young, barely handsome in prison. I got three holes. I need to make them work. Whoa. That's just fucking the circle of life. So we got gonorrhea in his stomach. Yeah, it was bad. But haven't you ever in his ass? No, you know, good for him. You know, he saved it for the, he's like, all right.

I put it in here. This is what I can get you on that penis. Discuss. Yeah, put it in the worst hole. This is what I call the worst hole. Also, I got several emails about people talking about prison, I'm sorry, but it's not my second. But it's the worst toll. This is what I call the worst toll. Also, I got several emails about people talking about prison style surgeries, where a guy goes, and I guess this is real,

where they cut open the very bottom of their penis, and they smooth out pieces of domino into various shapes and stick them up in the skin and underneath their penis in order for it to be more pleasurable. For whom? I don't know, for him. I don't think it is built for him. Strong enough for a woman, definitely made for a man.

Yeah, and he is not good. Yeah, it's bad for you. That's the thing about prison, man. It's so much time. You just got nothing but thoughts. Yeah, I say that's why you write your book. It's your time. You sit there. You write your book. You write your book. Here's a title, my struggle. Let's take that in one with it. Now we brought up last week right before we left about 9-11 parties. You like it? I just, you just, we just go from topic to topic so fast and so funny.

It's just the shot. I'm still thinking about fucking. We don't have time left. We don't have time left. You, this is leading with the audience. Don't have to sit and think of this. Yeah. They, it's how the burden is theirs. Okay. They have to go. It's yours. It's ours. We can't room it any forever. I'm with you people. We got to hit these people. We got to hit you up with it. Like now you're you think about the domino pieces inside the piece. If you got herpes in your closet, me bag. Fucking good for you. Hey, man, you were cool. You were cool last year. That's not shows. Now, we brought this up 9 11 parts. Yeah.

Big guy haven't been invited to one. It's not as popular in so cows. It's it will be eventually. So this guy said here, it's like, I heard Henry talk about 9-11 parties and I had a right in to know that they already exist for some context. I looked down the road from this guy who was turned his property into a MAGA like Hellscape, right? American flag, Trump 2024 flags. These guys love merch. We know they love it. Right. He's had multiple sports cars in a display, one that has a full custom Trump 24 wrap. Um, which is why guys of like, it's a lot of stuff. It's a lot of merch overdrawn their bank account on a Trump flag.

A lot of more. And honestly, it's great because that means that it can't buy weaponry. All right, buy the merch. So top it off is a giant statue of liberty in the yard holding an AR 17 or whatever AR 47, right? Which is blind. That's why how you know, yeah, man, that's how you know you got your spread cover, right? So this last September, I noticed there were flyers all around town for a two day 9-11 party,

boasting food, live music, camel rides, and a full bar with a respectful moment of silence at midnight. Now I almost thought it was a joke until I saw the address and I realized it was my neighbor. 10th to the 11th. Yeah, all night. Okay. Right. And my buddy, he, the moment of silence should be like 9 a.m. when the fucking night. Yeah. At midnight. Right. So he said that his friend actually just went because he wanted to experiment. He wanted to see what the fuck was happening. I'm curious. And he said five people were there. I would say admission. No, no, don't pay a cover. But he said five people were there. And then he just hung out with the guy. And the guy was like, yeah, you know, just chillin up. No, burger or whatever, like just totally just like, you know, full,

militia gear 9-11 poster in the back. Cool. Yeah. Funny. That is kind of funny. Yeah, but he didn't do well. Of course. I mean, sportsly attend.

It's caught on, but it will eventually. I don't know. There's no D day parties or like a hard rubber rather, because we won that war. And so I feel like there is a moment of feeling. There's like a feeling of gravity in that. There's like, can we know all these stories? We all love saving private Ryan. Yeah. All right. We know one liked the Nick Cage night 11. No. If we had a couple of like, if we had a couple of good ones of those, it'd be different, right? Because I those, it'd be different,

right? Because I feel like we'd be a little bit more culturally inspired by the story. But a lot of people are still just reeling from that. Nine and eleven, we went into a 20 year, we went to a 20 year, quote unquote, forever war. It's been complicated. Yeah. So I feel like the nine and eleven party is actually a good part of the, what's one of the aspects of the complicated issue

of 9-11, which is some people are gonna be super evil about it and some people are not. Everybody feels the same way about you. If you don't have two towers fall, what's the point of the party? Well then again, you're just, are not a good event plan. Yeah, because in why are we here?

I can't believe you got camels. Who knows, I might have just been a tan horse. Where did he get all the money for this? You, you you, one of these people, what does he, what does these people do for a living roofing? HVAC. Yeah. Um, uh, you get him out there. You got him. Uh, you can't trust those HVAC guys. Don't you dare speak against our HVAC people that you dare I was that enough kitchens to know that these guys they fucking sit on the roof for four hours I will not let you do that to you sir as a mouse ruined. I know when I need you you must arrive. Yes HVAC people must be there. Yeah You do damn align HVAC people already a lot of pushback from my anti polo stance your anti polo stance Yes, I came hard against people who wear wicking material.

You're telling me that people play polo. Listen to this show. No, polo shirts. Oh, well, those are, you know, horrible. But some people are listening. So if you understand that you need your wicking shirt, just have the courage to get buttons all the way down your shirt. Just open up all the buttons of the way down your shirt. Just open

up all the buttons of the polo. That's all I ask. Oh show some body. Yeah, put it in. You see the buttons, right? It's really a pointless like how big is your head that you need these buttons to get your shirt on? I do. I actually do need on button all the polos in order to wear. I have a polo. I do have a polo. You do? Yeah. Throw mine in a fucking trash. He's allowed just, you know, I'm trying to create peace here. All right, it's 2024. We can't start the day peaceful. New York. You've attacked you attacked HVAC people. I have an attack HVAC people. They attacked me. You called a restaurant. He wrote a hero. You said, you know, I said, here, you're fucking work. You just yelling. They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, say, here, you're fucking work. You just yelling. They sit there, they go up there to fucking play with each other.

Streamly crucial members of society. All right, and we have they know it too. We have to law door H fact people. And even if the poll of people, I'm just saying, if you're wearing, if you're going to be wearing a wicking shirt, be doing an activity that requires the wicking. You know what I mean? Be golfing. No, if you're just wearing wicking and you're sitting in the mall, is that the name of that? It's a material. Oh, yes. Wicking. I'm just

saying, you know what it is. It requires sweat to be whipped. It's, it's, you know what, you know why I hate it so much, truthfully, I had to wear my Catholic school. That is why you get cut to trauma. It covered it. Yeah it yeah 2024 we're flipping stones here, all right, and that's what side stories is good for can I am I allowed to say bad things about Catholics? Of course, yeah, fuck the Catholics. Oh, yeah, good fuck yourself. No, they know They're already fuck anyway. We all know So Next week we'll be back Operates and such sides every everything. Still in the stores.

Yeah. We got a lot of shit coming down the pipe. We have a lot of announcements we're gonna make. I want you to make sure you check out all of our shows. I'm gonna put this in your pipe. I'll tell you that much. Hey, man, you let me do it. That's for me and my family.

Go check out twitch.tv slash LPN TV. We have a lot of stuff coming. I believe tomorrow, when this is released, I'm going to be in tears of a clown. It's 630. I got brighter side at 5 o'clock. Great. Pacific.

That's a 10-night. A 10-night. Yeah. Great on twitch.tv slash LPN TV. If you want good Patreon, view give. I forget what the mountain is, but you can literally go. You can watch us do our last stream on the left live every Tuesday night, 6 p.m. P.

S. T. But also that's where the um the podcast video goes the whole podcast all the last podcast full video You see the clicks online that people love the clip on the patreon. The full things on the patreon I you know, it's really nice. I and it all goes to all our fucking crew. I feel like but plugs would make great pens If you want I honestly feel like a word to thing about this give it to me. Imagine click Yeah, now it's a good click now you fuck it's like in my ass. Yeah, that's the thing Yeah, I'm sorry. We can develop it. Why are you saying all these ideas into microphones? You fucking that you shouldn't say these ideas cuz you can't you hold it We're gonna hold it close to them right, because that's our industry now.

Yeah. You can ride with it, you could fuck your friend with it. Arr with a circle. Fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you, oh, I'm gonna be a phoenix. Oh, good, yeah, good.

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