Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Reverse Episode

Episode Date: December 14, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including a helpful hero of the week who's a very good boy, TGI Friday's in hot water for selling cheddar based "mozzerella stick snacks", a cheese infused auto-erotic asphyxiation incident in Germany, Chicago Police Officer accused of urinating in Ice Machine in Florida, To The Stars Academy's Jim Semivan claims aliens are living amongst us, The Berkley Boom, The Seneca Guns, Oumuamua makes a mysterious exit, police struggling to connect the dots in the Idaho Co-Ed Murders, Widow of man who captured Giant footage takes to TikTok, Woman who claimed father was serial killer might face charges herself, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories Santa be Santa baby. Oh, yeah, you know what? It's good when that's Spring Hill Jackie goes down smooth Santa, baby Santa, baby That's Santa really does get visited by a hot sexy woman when he goes down the chimney No, you never know because it turns up. No because Santa, baby, you know, it's a baby, you know, it's about right. It's about Bill Murray In certain regional areas of Christmas special on that one. He sings Santa, baby

Yeah, of course. Yeah, he could sing whatever you want. He bought the rights to it But I would say it in the song is about it's supposed to be about you're watching mom and dad fuck Because dad's dressed up a Santa Claus, right? That's the concept. That's dad's down there dresses Santa Claus That's that song. That's the idea is like I because you like he sees the magic of this magical creature who comes Right every year literally comes inside of his mother. Okay every year. It's kind of interesting Santa, baby You unpack it for the child right in the mind childhood to know that's father in a Santa costume Making love to my mother in front of me underneath the tree. Think about the needles better or worse I I actually think it makes it more magical because he thinks that mom has an affair every year

December 24th Santa just magically shows up. Oh, no, no wait. Hold on a Santa because we actually we celebrate Christmas Eve But Santa's a 25th guy. I think Santa comes in on the 25th Santa comes and Santa starts it doesn't he supposed to start like he's probably in my mind. He starts around 3 to 4 a.m So it is technically what I always say what they say in the news very early morning, which never is for me Do they know it's Christmas? Beautiful. Thank you. The spring old Jack is working. Welcome to side stories, everyone. Do they know it's Christmas? No, they don't know they don't because they're not Christian, which of course is the Predator that's what the whole guy starting things to be said

All right, everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening. That's been this episode really good So make sure you live every day Thinking you've already done the job that you're supposed to show up into and love that for you Because then what you've done is that you've taken an eight-hour work day and you've made it five minutes long Oh, that's and then you can laugh as you drive home as you just keep putting decline and all the calls from your boss Right, you just could decline decline decline. I'm gonna be like because I had a day off decline decline decline Then then what you can do is go home to your wife and she's just like why are you home yet? Like yeah, I was supposed to be working, but then I fucking I made myself my own boss

I'm just gonna be like oh Fucking managers calling me in the middle. I'm funny as bitch. Of course. He is classic Ken Well, let's do everything in reverse. Then do you have any emails you'd like to read? Listener emails, it's the reverse episode. It's Christmas time. I can do here of the week if you'd like technically I didn't have any emails to read because I was gonna do the update up top from the emails that I had great fantastic here of the week Clever dog collects plastic bottles during walks to recycle them It's a clever fucking 13 year old border collie I actually I actually can't believe that we I mean

I guess that's why I'm so blindsided doing the triple L's already and then you sneak this in here of the week because We're doing it reverse to that. It's hard because yeah, I guess I wasn't prepared I really should have thought about what this would mean to flip this around. We didn't know we didn't plan this at all But the dog again was trained. No idea dog. The dog has no clue. No the dog does it's collecting classic It doesn't know collecting plastic. It does not know. All right in our last story today a lawsuit claims TGI Friday's mozzarella sticks. Don't contain mozzarella. God. This is another like I was really hoping a federal judge I was hoping for this to be later. No a Federal we would work up to all of these things a federal judge rule this week that there is a potential class action lawsuit

I'm looking at you. Can't push you a potential class action lawsuit of the popular frozen food appetizer from TGI Friday's and it can proceed Because they've mislabeled their mozzarella sticks even though again. It does not contain mozzarella Now what is my question? I actually because I floated this towards Natalie and her first question to me was but is it still cheese? It's cheddar cheese. Well, this is the cold cheddar sticks So if I'm TGI Friday's first of all, I actually like cheddar cheese a little bit better better than mozzarella I'm a cheddar tech glazed more flavor than mozzarella, which is probably why do they use white cheddar instead of mozzarella So if I'm TGI Friday's my lie why why do you call the mozzarella sticks? Maybe you're just so used to lion What's wrong with cheddar cheddar poles? Well, what I'm gonna do right now

Why cold and mott sticks if you're not gonna use mozzarella, I'm gonna look at our menu right now because I want to see what else They're probably lying about everything if you are lying about literally the most simple cheese that does exist because remember We went to italia. We went to Italy for for Sina's wedding He he did it to try to cut down on who to arrive. He did and so we went and we showed up though We did we let it go and watching them making that mutsudal right because they just slapped me back and forth It was this old woman was like I saw he she kept seeing how sorry she was for how bad the fall of the food But how poor it was. She had no clue how delicious it was now. She did apologize to me You must have been quite cynical. No, no, no, never. No cuz she is she'd be like

Oh, this is all that we have and I'm like so may grandma whip up some more but in the inside I was very impressed because I ate it was absolutely delicious But again, it's a very simple process the simple cheese was dealt. It's nice You flip it back and forth but you make a little softball out of it So right now they have this thing called at TGI Friday's a thing called the Fox on the rocks barbecue box Now that is from Jamie Foxx the actor the Oscar-winning actor Jamie Foxx has a Dinner a meal a full meal. I am literally looking at it right now Start getting celebrity sponsorship. They're doing this with McDonald's also

McDonald's is went and Dick-rided on a natural phenomenon that the internet was already doing and they're like, oh, thanks for the advertising That's why all you fuckers have to remember every single time you do your shit-ass fucking mate May the fourth be with you and shit. You're just helping IP Advertise for no reason. Well, I don't understand the celebrity endorsement for the foods because I never was like, oh I'm gonna have this case idea because you know Shaquille O'Neal likes it This is something that it doesn't need to be sponsored because Travis Foxx Travis Scott had the Travis Scott meal Then he murdered all those people at the concert, right? He didn't murder all those people

He was like a murder orchestrator. It was bad planning. I That murders people. He's a murderer. So he did bad. He did bad at the concert, right? So but he he had his stupid McDonald's thing that was like again It started as a meme on the internet and then they adopted it into something real and again I don't want to clout chase somebody else's meal because my food is very personal And I don't feel comfortable sharing somebody else's idea of what a good McDonald's snack is No, it drives me up the fucking wall because I me it's a Henry Zabrowski meal because I mean I also see Jamie Foxx He's doing all the ads for all the book for Caesars and all the sports books. He's buff. He doesn't need a TGI Friday

It's absolutely because look at this one person who should have a meal at fast food restaurants now is yay Because you saw he's an olive garden. He's becoming a working-class American that starts with anti-semitism Wait a second. Now. He's working his way into the fast food. First of all, I don't think his name is I don't know if it's No ye I like ye because ye is short for yeesh. That's my joke, but technically it is yeah Um, I feel like I don't want him touching my food as well No, what should be done? Oh, you think Jamie Foxx licks every piece of this He has the Fox on the rocks box. I had big ribs and wings He doesn't eat that stuff. He's absolutely not. He does not eat the surf and whiskey turf. He doesn't eat that

He doesn't eat Fridays. It's a big rib Fridays, it's a big rib Jamie Foxx has never one step foot inside of a TGI Fridays. I don't think he has maybe maybe I could eat crow But maybe so are the people at TGI Fridays because you don't know what's in your foot No, I I don't think that a signature whiskey glazed sesame. You're just dousing things It's this sweet whiskey sauce that I absolutely can't stand. I really don't like it either It sticks to your ribs in all the wrong ways TGI Fridays Obviously a malicious chain because they lie at least they're definitely seven every week because of course

It's not Friday when you step in there You do have to go to work because it's only Wednesday and you'll have to show up on Thursday And however, there have been multiple people that are very very upset Because of course they have the prominent placement of the word mozzarella on the packaging This is my thing is that is a mozzarella. This is what this is where if I was TGI Fridays lawyer That's what I would say Mozzarella stick is the name of the item well No, this is what have to be the the cheese that's contained

Let's look at the documents, you know, and then he pulled out a big thing being like, you know, like again You know, like let's say, uh, what's what is something that's not what it's called? Uh, like, uh, oh Oh, uh, yeah Pelican right? Yeah, there's no cans in there unless it's been eaten by the dump Absolutely a pelly can indeed be beautiful and hang out at Elcatraz But now however, you might think TGI Fridays is on the hook in this lawsuit. They're not This is actually about their frozen treats and so their frozen treat is actually manufactured by Inventure Foods Oh, and so they're saying that sounds like an adventure in an inside yourself. Yes

It's called human shit foods And so the judge rule that TGI Fridays only involve been in this entire thing is that it's an it's a licensee or To Inventure so TGI Fridays is skating here now Inventure is owned by us. Oh, yeah I know us of course you do and now us has been accused of misleading customers who buy fewer boxes if the labels so Us is also being accused of a fraudulent behavior if they were just called cheese stinks, right? You would probably think that, you know, oh, this is government mandated food Like this is some kind of like weird government grade food cheese six sounds really like kind of general

No one wants to deal with it, but that video snoop dogs, you know hot dogs were met Was he crying? He said he's never gonna get a hot dog again. I mean, we'll see what happens Okay, but it's like he because I said the same thing I know it's still every once in a while when those little flirts now suckers their way into my fucking lips But again What's your salient point? Yes, she sticks seem dumb, but moves it out Classy. Oh nice. You're losing weight. It's Italian So this suit was filed by Amy Joseph out of Illinois now up here sounds like a thing Amy would do

She's known as a serial lawsuit filer Oh, so she loves to file lawsuits. I can't get enough of it This is what they say. This is what Thomas Zimmerman said. This is Amy Joseph's attorney We are pleased with the judge's ruling the judge agreed with us that the claims in the lawsuit have merit and The case should not be dismissed. I'm just glad we're doing this. Absolutely. This is nothing else dollars well spent Nothing else is going on in Illinois where maybe a judge would want to you know step in and stop You know the mass violence about politics from being properly improperly labeled Thomas Zimmerman continues We intend to proceed against in venture foods on behalf of the nationwide class of purchasers of TGI Friday's

mozzarella sticks, you know how much they they're going for here according to this there was a there was a lawsuit by a Florida gal against Kraft and They said they said that the Velveeta shells and cheese. No, no, we covered this like two weeks ago We're five million bucks. Yeah. Yeah, that's a thing because that was about traumatization and no loss of time And what is time worth exactly five million dollars? This I actually feel like this should not this is not as big of a lie as the Velveeta lie. I think the Velveeta lie is a far more. It is not a lie It's literally cooks in three and a half minutes. No, it doesn't because you say cooks Don't be on that one side process the process of cooking it

Does take longer than this has much more merit because they're actually telling you the wrong thing What if you're I don't know if you could be allergic to mozzarella and I know or cheddar What if you're allergic to cheddar cheese and all of a sudden they're sneaking cheddar? I guess I'm some sad-ass bitch You fucking I mean I'm when it comes down to I got faulty DNA and maybe I need to be wiped out I mean maybe that's cruel to say but guess what man? It's difficult on here. It's Christmas time Well, either way in venture foods You're on the naughty list my friends because you are lying about your Mott sticks Yes, they're cheddar wedges and there's nothing wrong with just admitting admitting what you are

Yeah, and now okay, that's good I'm glad that we did this story first because then we go to the story I was good Yes, but now we're gonna do the second to last story that I was gonna do this That was supposed to be the lightweight to bring up after what this story is the whole episode is crazy Here we go. It really is now this takes place in New Germany now This is a fun little series of images that I received and it just shows me you know It's kind of nice about this as an older story, but it shows me that the original internet the ones that we grew up on is still alive

It's still alive and it's still out there I don't even know if I can show you the images that I'm gonna show kissle Is this worse than that dude who got the I think it's called M pox now for some reason his nose was all eaten Oh, this is my horse. Okay, cuz Henry was like, I'm gonna show you an image you're gonna puke But I haven't seen it yet. So I don't do this a lot. I don't do this a lot anymore because but you don't I never had a friendship like that. Like we're not one of those. I know I never had friendships We're like take a look at my shit. We never do that. No, no, no, no, no, my shit's for me and my family Absolutely now alright a 40 year old man will live alone because the reason why these hall connect

He was found deceased in his apartment on the 13th floor of a high-rise building. Oh great He was considered a loner and I don't know why he was very reliable at work Right, I know he did not come to work. This comes from this is documenting reality.com. Oh, and of course That's a fantastic website and we did not come to work after this week And he could not be reached by phone the police were called that in his apartment was open now You could see here This was the position of the body was found a discovery you could see this thing now It is a man and he what is could only describe as a wetsuit with his head inside of a garbage bag, right?

Yeah, this is how they found him and then they they had a red a double bag I'm because when they have this is the body of the removing of the diving suit now He noticed when you move the diving suit He had a series of garbage bags tied around inside of the garbage was the diving suit cut wait for high school Wrestling or this is a lot of erotic Exphyxiation now the man's body was in the bedroom in the crouched position You can see this now the body was dressed in a diving suit and matching socks the head and neck region were enclosed in a blue Plastic garbage bag underneath the guy in himself. Yes, I don't need the diving suit

Which is actually you can't because this is bad because you can't have food touching and recycling Underneath the diving suit the man was wearing a blue plastic raincoat with clear plastic bags on his feet and under the plastic Raincoat he had covered himself in a layer of cheese. This is like nacho cheese This is completely real and that's why it works. Now. You see this Corpse I'm showing you right. Yes, you see the layer of cheese was covered under the tights covering the legs upper torso Oh, that's your leg. That's your leg with cheese. So when you open up now This is the nude picture of his dead body, which we're not gonna show I'm mostly just showing this to kissle You could see how much cheese was inside of that suit

Look at that the amount of cheese in there. Yeah, it looks like they're single Are they singles? Is that the can you imagine the smell of opening up this dead? Well, I'm getting kind of sick thinking about it opening up the plastic bags covering a dead body that are also filled with Cheats cheese. So the guy was really into the cheese there. Yeah, you know, I don't know different strokes for different folks Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they said what they said, which I actually I find kind of insulting They called it a typical autoerotic accident. That's not typical like David Carradine. That's typical Now if you look at this picture, I am just like it's one of those that I received this story I want to thank you Joel for even looking at this. I received this story

And I really was a part of me was just like, wow, it's still out there. We can still see that stuff I saw dead man's penis today. Well, that is just Christmas it'll always Fucking cuz you know what that is. It's a stocking You pop it open right there with the worst Christmas present you ever received was a dead man covered in cheese inside of a diving Well, yeah, absolutely. They didn't have to be like where'd you find it? Why did you give it to me? I was like, well, you know, you're the first Cuz I know you like cheese all you do is cover those cheese stories, right?

I do I do a lot of cheese stories. Do you want to see this good? So look this guy, I'm just trying you think you love cheese this guy love cheese Well, he died doing what he loved there I just wonder where the cheese comes in with the sexual satisfaction because it looks like the plasticky cheese, right? This cheese that doesn't melt. Definitely nacho cheese Um, it's just wide. I guess it's a texture thing. I don't know man Maybe going back to childhood where his mom used to throw cheese at it Just on this spin and rock. We really are, you know, like and I said here

And I wonder why like, you know, you look at it costs your neighbor on the bus And you have no clue what it is they do when they when they get off that bus like sometimes Why do you buy so much cheese? I mean, I don't know because you can imagine that guy getting up because he's so reliable at work They said that he was so reliable work every day showing up And I wonder if he always smelled like cheese or if he always had cheese on him or he was eating cheese So people notice that maybe his skin was kind of neon yellow like cheese But to be fair that kind of that cheese there. It doesn't really have an odor. It's sciencey

That's kind of it's not like your fragrant fromage. I mean again, I got French cheese I'm gonna get physically ill, but I do I would rub my I think if I had to do one thing like this man I'm gonna go with a nice soft brie. Well, I actually think that would feel good on this You don't feel that breeze smells like calm. Yeah, Brie is calm. It's it's it's literally sort of it's the ejaculate of cheese I don't know why it's fixated on me and now I can't eat it anymore as much though Breeze good. I've been back into it. Maybe it's cuz I'm getting ready to be gay when I'm 80 Yeah, and so I've been like maybe that's a part of it I really started to understand absorb it more and I'm not like it's I'm not as ashamed of it anymore

I'm not as afraid of it anymore. I can't wait. That's gonna be my my time on the beach in Florida But the nacho cheese, I guess you're saying that but there also I feel like I Worked at a movie theater for a hot second, right? It was in and out of it. There's what a hot what a sexy second It was Wait, there's showing debate. They sing is I get the good way to be a man for fee And that was the bad man for fee, but the nacho cheese does have an odor It doesn't have an odor and I guess it's classicy. I don't know if it would rot as fast And I think that what you're saying is the spread ability is tantamount

Using that word we correctly. Yes, our patreon. We had a fantastic conversation with J. W. Acker So check out that in our patreon and read really through some words out there that made no sense that word context. I'm tired Yes, very tired, but no it so I feel like that's far why he liked it But because again, he's now that I see the turducken that was this man's death Yeah, is it it started with the cheese it starts with the cheese and then you get all the cheese on you Then you're putting a raincoat on and you're just like cuz I guess it's a whole process Sometimes the part of like for me a part of the masturbatory process is the setup. I Guess I mean at this point again. It's just I'm 41. It's medical and I don't even jerk off as much as I kind of during

Co, but I stopped I just need to get him out. I gotta get the demons. I know you have a very strange relationship You're getting fucking prostate cancer. You got to get all the bad comment there. Oh, yeah Yeah, I get all the school shooters out of there Yeah, I guess so well Maybe I'll cover myself on cheese and see if that gets me aroused. I mean it didn't it worked for this guy I do think maybe you can side stories LP ot lgmo.com what she's as best to rubbing your body for your skin I mean, well, I get I feel like a natural soft creamy I don't know cuz some of it. You may be one of those laughing cows

Mmm-hmm. I know that lush that stuff you could eat that stuff. You can yeah, but I don't know if like, you know I've heard of sugar scrubs. Yeah, I suppose so I wish I had one. All right. Well, let's move on Let's talk law enforcement. So police officers. They need to vacation as well We all do we all do and of course where were they vacation in Florida? That's what I mean That's where I know I don't know how many cops if you throw a fucking grenade You could you could blow up several cops homes in Florida. Well, no kidding about that there So a Chicago cop, so he's stressed. Oh, he's like, well, this is like a war zone So we got absolutely blasted at this beachside bar and then he got in a bunch of trouble

Where's a beachside bar in Chicago? It was in Florida. Oh, that's right. So he's on vacation So he got absolutely blasted at this beachside bar. Maybe he was like, where's KCS at him? I mean, yes, but see and anyway, it turns out he pissed in an ice machine And then they were like, whoa, buddy What are you doing there? And according to the police the employee at Jimmy B's beach bar in St. Petersburg Where Jackie and Henry had their wedding. Oh, it's great They attempted to get the ice from the ice machine at 12 30 a.m. When he discovered Henry Kapelch Pissing on the ice machine so isn't in the ice machine. They walked over and he was actively pissing

He was actively pissing so he got caught dick-handed there So when the worker Richard Cleese told Capuch to stop the accused urinator curse please and shoved him a couple times I oh god, I mean, yeah, I would I would be mad But I saw something pissing in a bunch of my ice and I have to get all because you can you have to clean it all Because now you're gonna get the ice out. Well, this is to clean the whole machine. Absolutely nightmare You're supposed to sort of do it for like health code shit Well, that's how they only rarely do that's how that's how they get you cuz ice machines for those that don't know my friend Katie Dirk she works on that show a bar rescue the ice machine. She says never get ice

It's the most disgusting thing you can get they say that on an airplane, too Yeah, I ever get ice in your but I get what I'm gonna do. I want my drink cold. I'm not gonna have a It helps my immune system Yeah, right so does it or is the mold slowly killing me for Nana? Oh Oh, he's giving me that he thinks it's killing us. It's a 50-50. So upon arriving at the bar police found Capuch and his girlfriend on the nearby sand and Then Capuch was like the cops were like, hey, buddy, you pissed in all the ice and then they and then he actively resisted Yeah, I bet and he was not obeying lawful commands to be detained and

See, well, he was arrested for battery and disorderly conduct both mr. Meaners. He was out on on bond This past Monday, I'm actually you know what I'm actually kind of surprised that they arrested him in Florida But they did it good work. I mean he was if I once you fought the cops then they are mad Yeah, and you know the pissing in the ice machine. This is I mean, Florida is very serious about their cocktails You're fucking with my ice. That's how you stop someone with Florida. It's like, you know, don't you touch my lanai if he pissed on the lanai You get beat to death. I'm not sure what a lanai is. It's an enclosed outdoor patio. Absolutely So this guy anyway, the mug shots pretty great and we'll see if he loses his job. Probably, you know, he's Chicago cop I think they'll probably they're just gonna let me let him out of there

But they did a good job of pretending for a little while and I think that that's really important for them to at least feel like that Maybe they'll get consequences because it does help stem the pissing in the ice situation. Absolutely There's a guy that I was started getting into a bit of a hold on I got him the name of which is a very funny name Jim Semi van. Oh, no kid He's a CIA agent, which means, you know, they never retire. I never do He's been doing this for 25 years That's what he said. He's been 25 years with the CIA CIA and then Tom DeLong purchased them for me for the two the stars Academy bought a man

Well, all of the guys that are on the panel for the two the stars Academy are Being paid actively. Is it still going on? Yes, right now Doesn't an Academy have to have like students like the X-Men or something? No, no, no, no All you need is you need one room that has a like a whiteboard in it Oh, technically if you look up the TTSA, the first thing that comes up is the Tahoe Truckee sanitation agency Which is not good. They actually really need to look at their fucking their company. No sanitation needs to be The TSA the TTSA needs to look at this. So if you go to the two the stars Academy, right right now It is just merch. It's just and then it is also a spot that it's also become more of a

It's a TV production company It used to be Tom DeLong and a group of experts are trying to put together a group of people that would so that would essentially Dedicate their lives to researching what they called meta materials These like lost chunks of UFOs and they said that they got hands-on and that they were gonna release all these results and then fucking absolutely Nothing happens. They never did it. So now Now we see the Tom DeLong is back on tour Okay, because he understood that he needs to go back on tour and make that blink 182 money because it's UFO money

Doesn't seem to be paying out But one of the board that he purchased because he one of the guys he purchased was Harold Pudoff Okay, Harold Pudoff was the guy that created the CIA remote who's one of the people worked on the CIA remote viewing program that the Stare at go with the people who stare at goats like that story that guy who also was an OT 8 and Scientology And he paid this guy a bunch of money and now he's on the board of the to the stars Academy But this guy is also one and what he is saying is that what he knows the super secret information? Mm-hmm, right? So listen to me. All right. This is real. Yeah, this is this is DeLong here No, no, no, this is Jim semi-man. This is the CIA Tom DeLong already. He's already out there, but he's back on tour

Yes, I want to see him. I want to be honest. I want him back. Sure. All right Now he said that he's had several alien type of count encounters and used to work for the CIA You notice the CIA there's a lot of people within the CIA who've talked about having anomalous Experiences right like we are like ghost sightings and sure. I mean, I don't trust anything they say but I'm sure trust nothing Do it, but it's what it's something about those are the type of the people the CIA like Right these kind of cookies because again, you can't believe a word coming out of their mouth whether or not it's real or not It works for them So he says that they saw a UFO him and his wife saw UFO in 1990 and that they have had

These experiences over and over again But the big thing that he wants to come out and talk about is the fact that what the US government is currently hiding from us Mm-hmm, which is the fact that USA or the aliens are in the United States or America already They're here. They're amongst us. There was like an immigration thing or no. No. No. No. I am talking about these are psychic Aliens What there was that a show No, but back when we were growing up alienation alienation. It's real I believe it and they've said this is real since that show has come out, right?

They've said that that was the US government Talking to us and yet Jim semi-van again. He's selling the book Mm-hmm, but it does sound very interesting and definitely real Well in no way would it not be real. We can always trust the CIA to Spit it straight, but he's trying to but now he's on the to the Stars Academy He's saying that he's like he's given an air legitimacy that the TSA which it never really had well, you know You got it Tom tried you try. I don't blame them. Yeah, people were kind of making fun of them But then hey with all the disclosure coming out I mean

He definitely got used by a bunch of covert agencies is a way to help like smoke screen Whatever the hell was going on inside of this the phenomenon discussion inside of the government They used him as a massive distraction. He may have wasted millions and millions of dollars. At least I will say at least it was his money. Yes. He didn't pull any scams He didn't start selling, you know a Bitcoin or anything. He just wants to find evidence of UFOs. There's several people There was another CIA whistleblower that refused to name names who was on a deathbed recently who said that he also says that They're shape-shifting aliens amongst us and they're they're everywhere Sure, yeah, it might be the plot to men in black

But again with that the fucking government talking to us through Tommy Lee Jones because the whole government We're all like, oh, I love him. I like him. I make this look good Absolutely, and of course will Smith. He's part of the Illuminati, perhaps If there was an Illuminati, he'd be in it. Oh, absolutely, but I don't think he is because I think if he wasn't the Illuminati He would he just used his powers of the denying being gay and shoot shot laser beams into Chris Rock's head and just exploded him There's holiday season the best deal and wireless can be founded mint mobile right now when you switch to mint mobile and buy any Three-month plan you'll get another three months for free This is mint mobiles best offer of the year as the first company to sell premium wireless service online only

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I'm trying to make up a joke. Oh Because I've never met this I'm not making a joke now. It's now the spring old Jack Mahalo Now this is a it's good. It's people warning. This is 2015 Police have actively investigated this that this was in the Berkeley Let's see what state may have even discussed that I think we've been doing this show for almost that long No, we've been we started doing I remember we started doing side stories after Art Bell died. Oh, there you go There's 2018 feel that void there, but there's a lot of people that they they've heard this now This is in hold on one second. This is I know there was some phantom booms also in Wisconsin

There was a Wisconsin town Where's a Berkeley sign with the fucking fucking state is this in this is good audio? This is all gonna stay this is what patreon paste where they see did they want to see what it's like this this is in California It is in California. That's the only Berkeley that I ever I don't know, but sometimes there you never know Well, you never know if I say the wrong Berkeley. No I don't know man. I'm trying to get it right. I you nailed it. I absolutely nailed it No way was that a waste of time? It has been reported several times many people said they've seen what they call like it Look like small explosions. They said a window shook. It's like it's crazy sounds. It's like and again, please to go investigate

They try to see if it was an earthquake. No evidence of evidence. I really strange. There's that one. There's also the Seneca guns Oh, the Seneca guns. No, this is in the Carolina coast. It's what they call it's a phantom sounds that sound like guns If you want to hear here is an actual clip all right up the Seneca guns. Let's give that a listen here. This will be fun So Henry just played me the sonic booms. I didn't play you anything. No, you didn't and the in the mystery gun We'll have to come up with some insert noise because I thought it was but then it was in the middle of like a 10 minute All right, so there you go and it bounced around we ain't got all day a little update on booms And gunfire I just find it interesting because people we did these north Idaho booms to cover last week and a lot of people pointed out There are military airfields around

Where the booms were happening in Idaho? So there might be some that that might be a very practical explanation of what it was because people fly back and forth We say that you know apparently it's like something like 800 miles per hour for the sound barrier to be broken And then they can it does happen fairly often. I I've someone wrote a letter. I'm talking about how their uncle was working on these experimental planes like at one point Like we have some crazy shit. Yes. And so would you see the invisible plane? Yes. Yes. Yes I know but he was talking about working on the spy plane that went so fast Every single time will they try to do go full speed two times and it killed everybody inside of it

The plane just fell apart. Everybody died inside of it, which is what you sign up for I mean you don't really sign up for that to be fair I mean that is what you do. You're putting your life on the line. Remember the test dummy is there I'm gonna put a test dummy in there. I mean Yeah, but that was both now we can do because we can put in a drone operator in there, right? Another update who now now the weird object that was in our galaxy that showed around our solar system, right sift in It slowed down sped up We know what it was sure and they said that it was traveling three times the speed a normal object that was powered by gravity Would be entering their solar system there you go and it slowed down and they said now

It's mysteriously leaving and they do I have no fucking clue? Why they don't know what it did wasn't an observation Like machine could be to give a gander at us Also, maybe Umamow can maybe answer the real question of like oh, maybe it's not that all pollution climate change We are losing magnetism That could be there the of course the most famous question who killed jr. That's from dallas That was uh, that's from the 1980s also an update speaking of idaho or continuing to discuss what happened in most

What's it moss? It's not moscow. Moscow. Moscow. So there were some online sluice So always be a little skeptical with the online As we've learned they can accuse wrong people and then those people commit suicide. Yeah, you can ruin somebody's life They said uh, yeah, they said on the body cam footage of an office Sir, there was what looked to be a person There was a shadowy fig year. It can be seen walking in the background It was shot at like 250 in the morning. It's about a tenth of a mile from the house were again those four Poor souls were murdered. Yes

Um, and so people thought hey, maybe that's something to do with it There's also speculation that this might be tied to be to a serial killer. That's that is just uh, It this it this truly is the biggest mystery We certainly have this year. It is a uh, it's it is unfortunately both scary and fascinating And nothing which again, but the police are also doing that thing There's nothing to be worried about and the more I hear cops say there's nothing to be worried about the more worried I get Because you're like because most of the time they're coming up and like we're on the trail You know, they act like super hardcore about it and then all the video and act like but when you're easy breezy

I was like, oh, you're panicking. Yeah, and what we learned from the uh, fantastic Um, uh, oh my goodness the night stalker what we learned from that documentary is the cops literally were like We kind of needed them to kill again. So we got evidence So I feel like the cops are waiting. Hey, buddy. You got to go come in one more murder I think we'll get you after that one, but like there is no evidence man Really scary We have no fucking clue and uh, and they were a little bit more talkative early on and now they've become very very tight Lipped and you just wondered does that mean they're working on it or does that mean they're completely

I don't know but they are trying to connect. It's like there was a stabbing I believe it happened in portland that they're trying to connect this to Uh, and there was one there was a stabbing in washington as well that they're trying to connect it to they said it kind of the weird same m.o.'s but I don't know there's something about the their thing But it was like a seven hour 45 minute difference between where the the homes are this court of the idaho tribune.org Okay, um there so I you know, it's possible for them to travel Yeah, sure, but it does feel and it does seem the cops are pointing towards

That they think that the murder of the four students is personal They do think that somebody knew one of the kids because it's how they got into the house Well, they also said the door was open. I don't freak. We don't know it's just in said anyway So that's an update and then I got another weird update What is it with tiktok and people doing the thing we talked about it when you know, what's the deal that walks the down like these little bombs If the bomb sounds small run it like love it Make the hole

Well blow it on a car make the whole plane out of the black But um on tiktok we talked about this a little bit when we used to do our stream Which is I am not going to say that it's coming back We've already announced it But yeah, it's coming back. It's coming back to everywhere We're going to announce it before you know what I'm saying Um, but the it's like Travis's old mandates like tiktok There's that thing where people experience some kind of bad emotion

And then for some reason their first instinct is to open up their phone camera and shoot their face, right? And they say them crying with like It's a trauma dump A lot of trauma dumping that thing but so we covered a couple of weeks ago the story of a man named Andrew Dawson That that filmed footage of a giant On the mountain right and then mysteriously this man died. Yeah, yes the man who filmed it died But uh, it's just a tall man. It's on a mountain. It would be very tall. It's about scale because yeah I think this is because I mean, I think this really is a science thing because your head

I think might be too big for your eyes No, it's not my eyes. I feel like I look smaller to you because it's also the camera position Which I don't like actually because I'm close to the camera. So I look a lot that I look a lot All fatter. Yeah, but also I look a lot larger if I was sitting where you were sitting you're sitting You're blaming you think that you look too big on camera because it's an optical. It's an optical illusion It's also just because it's a bit it's it's on you're sitting down Which does make you bigger, right? And it's to the side And so it really shows up. It really does. It shows up again. And it's not because I helped set up these cameras and not

No, you would never do something like that. No, no, no. Fernanda would never think to think that like that that would be a funny thing. You're trying to hurt his feelings I don't I don't care. But do you ever thought that that maybe you're hurting your own feelings? No, no, I haven't So anyway, any other thing on your update there because I have one more update. No, so Andrew Dawson's wife has come out and she did a first update ever since he's dead because it's mysterious The guy who filmed the giant. Yes, he got filmed so she did this little video But again, it's the same thing. There's some people are calling. We're gonna show this you'll see this That's his wife when we do it on patreon. He's wife. She's a little cute. She's cute

But here's the good like so this is her reaction to his death that she just posted to tiktok This is how she's mourning We'll have to put fake music It's real genuine like that her husband died. She doesn't seem to give a shit. She went to tiktok right away Hey No, they don't she's not even grieving. She doesn't care. She didn't like it Probably killed his ass is that it it does point to the fact that it might not be real But only because of her reaction but still the same or she hated him

She may have hated him. She might have hated him But also again, it's really strange to see someone just do because Natalie and I talk about this all the time No one frowns. You notice that like I always talk about smiling like I smile right you see the smile But no one frowns look at her frown That's not anything. No, who does that who goes? Well, you have to be actually But no, I have never even when I've been brutally upset. I've never frowned some people have frowny face Yeah, different resting resting frown face is different. Sure

But it's like if you look at me, right, can you imagine how weird would be like again? This is just a visual joke But if you look at me and go Yeah, like no one. No one does that face. All right. Well speaking of hate just lastly here on our final update to start the show Uh, a woman claimed that her father was a serial killer. All right. Now. We didn't really cover this because we're like We'll wait until we see some bodies. Yeah Anyway, so she told authorities and they went to excavate a bunch of sites And then she said and they didn't find anything and then she said, oh, you're in the wrong spot She wasted a lot of taxpayer money. Yeah, so I actually think she's gonna end up getting in trouble

She might because I think she's wasting a lot of time and money and she did not like her father Yeah, so this is in fremont county in iowa. There's significant assets to excavate collect and examine soil samples from a site identified by a reporting party and He died in 2013 at the age of 75 and then now she was just like he's a serial killer And he kind of looked like one look like one. Yeah, he might have been one But I don't know but there's no proof yet What so I don't know why we haven't covered the story because there's been no proof and then she's she just wants more and more Of the property to be dug up. I think she's trying to get into gardening

And then she's hoping there's a free way to do it Yeah, the cops will come and dig up all the trenches and then she could finally put all of her stuff This is lucy studi. That's her name. She's 53. Uh, yeah, she says that they killed between 50 and 70 sex workers Which first of all they live in iowa and there's not that many Um, but second of all, this is where true crime is as a this is what this is what happens This is why it needs to maintain niche Yes, as soon as it goes out to lucy studi. Well, then she said I'm gonna be paying this It's hard with she wanted it. She's looking for attention

In a way, but again, who knows we could do this whole episode and then what has happened before tomorrow They find 50 bodies in the backyard. We don't know. I mean, I don't think I would make them one That would make her and her father some of the most prolific serial killers in world history I am just saying we have had this happen before So that's why we don't cover it necessarily until we know that there's proof But right now it's looking out. She just wants a lot of attention. Yeah, so anyway, all right, everyone We'll welcome to side stories. Man. What a thing hanging out with enri What a fantastic episode. This is gonna be absolutely because you're gonna love this episode

You're gonna love this episode because the one thing I again, I want you to remind you the earth is not getting hotter All right, this is where you're wrong the earth's not getting hotter. It's getting less magnetic And this is the problem is that we it's a magnet problem, baby. All right, and we need to think about this It's that it's oh you're saying it's both. Oh for nanosane. It's both. Is this gonna get us flagged on Spotify? I hope it does because I want the world to see magnets Are the issue how do they even work? Remember them remember that for my cp. All right, everyone. Welcome to the show What an incredible show it's gonna be and no, but I will do this at the top

Normally, we don't do plugs at the top, but we make sure makes you go check out the uh Show me the butthole cut. Yes, of course. We're so proud of the gang out there MJ Jackie old and Jake Uh, they're all doing such a fantastic job. I saw some of the footage and it's very funny It's a super super funny. He just so bad wants to be a furry. He does the next that's the next oh I think I could see him definitely living in a fox costume for a long time. We have to accept it I know I'm not I'm fine with it. It's to be honest. I actually kind of want to help and pay for a higher quality Yeah, because then he can really because then he can sweat it. Um, but if you are checking out tonight, December 14th Minneapolis at the cedar cultural center and then we got a show thursday december 15th at the back room in

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