Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Spaghetti Incident

Episode Date: May 10, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including the mysteriously massive pile of pasta found in the New Jersey woods, the woman who dressed as a clown to murder spouse's ex - and got away with it for 30 years, Vancouver man opens Drug Store to sell Heroine, Meth, Cocaine, and other drugs: immediately gets arrested, Nashville hotel manager arrested after sneaking into room and sucking guests toes, Widow who wrote grief book after death of husband, charged with his murder, the still developing story of Jesse McFadden: pedophile, rapist, and family annihilator, a fart spray prank shuts down school and sends students to ER in Texas, an unlikely elephant becomes a hero, Listener Stories, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories Today's actually kind of heavy for me. It's a very heavy day. Would you eat a lot last night? What's going on? Why is it so heavy buddy? I wish it could be so easily laughed away. Mm-hmm But when I woke up and I saw the news first I didn't want to believe it and I actually double-checked my sources because King Charles. He's king now Don't don't disgrace the throne. I hate his big hat and his stupid chair and his dumb wife I watched that entire thing from like 4 a.m. To like 8 a.m. Why would you do that because it was so ridiculous? It was like cosplay with consequences. It is it's all fake. It's all very bizarre

So I but I saw the news I had to double-check it twice because I you know because I had a lot of people sent in this story About this I even just saying you kind of like send shutters up my spine. I believe it is pasta dump That happened in the Old Bridge Township in New Jersey. They're saying it's like I saw the pasta I am the first thing and it's it said mountains of pasta I look at I didn't want to believe that it was real and then I looked at the date and I saw that it was exactly 26 years to the date that we all made that promise guys you remember mm-hmm. Yeah, the old dump the pasta in the park in New Jersey Promise no, no, I don't think you guys you don't understand. You weren't there. I wasn't there. Okay, I don't know you remember you remember tiny leg Joe

Do you remember why don't you like Joe super long legs funny black Greg of Italian? He was Asian. Oh Yeah, they call me skinny cuz I'm fat. We were there 26 years ago. Do you remember what we did and you remember what we had to do? I actually still feel kind of icky that we railed that girl together Did you kill an Italian mobster and is this his ultimate revenge? No, there is an entity That is from New Jersey That we thought we put away a long time ago. Oh But I guess this pasta shows that he's fucking back. Who is it? I can't say

I Can't say his name into a microphone But you remember long leg. What was his name? Long leg Joe tiny leg Joe because he has long legs Alexia We have to remember our promise and bring your inhaler this time If we don't close that clam shaped door Brits out ship Oh my lord, it's it's penis-wise the carb-related cloud I can say it

Stories everyone buddy I am bringing nothing back But spaghetti is fully there if you are hungry for carbs if you're writing a marathon fairly soon Don't want to go graze don't eat the noodles an estimated 300 to 400 pounds of pasta were dumped in old bridge And there's a picture of the pasta. There are a lot of people speculated on what it could be See it. Don't touch it. Don't scoop it. No Parmesan cheese for you, Mrs. Madam according to Nina Jacowitz she says it was like that song on top of spaghetti I'll covered with cheese

However, that is the Favorite song we were there. I remember was in the canal was me tiny leg Joe. Yes, tiny. I think it was short leg Joe I'm not sure black Greg who's Asian? Who's Asian? Yes? I still remember On top of Spaghetti This is battery acid you slime fucking goddamn NPR who thinks that they're so fucking good They say that it has been solved and oh, yeah, I bet you would you'd like it because I'd like to hear if there was other sort of pasta slash anti-pasta Mysteries happening

Yes, you buy it because it starts with the pasta shirt. It seems innocent enough sure it comes into Burjut filled olives. Oh my turns into yeah, I don't even want to get to gnocchi Don't do it means and what that will mean for the rest of us Also, gnocchi sounds like a great new character for Mortal Kombat. You do not want to mess with the gnocchi It's also the only pasta that teaches us all about consent. Isn't that fantastic so when it comes to the spaghetti as you were Saying Henry a lot of outreach a lot of people saying who could it be who would waste all this food? Where's all the marinara sauce one person a la coco said I can fix this just give me it Just give me time to gather three to four hundred cups of marinara sauce. Yeah, I remember. It's Tommy Rococo

Yeah, he was funny so the mayor Remember cuz he pushed me up because you know Chico go to it's Chico go to it. Yeah, cuz I remember him. I remember him from back in the day. I don't remember that but Ali Alocco I remember her I remember cuz it was she was the biggest female bully that we had at the time And she didn't want to believe us to the old township bridge the old bridge township room She don't want to believe our tales of what we were beating and so she said oh, yeah Oh, you think you're better than me and she pushed my belly up, but I remember I still have the scar can you see I can see It's right here. It's under. Oh, yeah, it's right here. It's right above the food there

It is. I'm happy to see it. Look at where she carved my initials Very Keith Reneary of her. She started having crazy sex with me 1997 the year that this began And of course don't forget to watch that hit movie I know what you ate last summer So the mayor's office has actually heard wind of said spaghetti incident It's the council member district of Johnny Murphy the third they haven't responded for requests But don't worry. They have the police investigating the incident. Well, the issue is so now again If we want to I guess ground this is a really big deal

They had they said that maybe it came from someone leaving a house and they left a bunch of dried pasta out by the river And then the water itself made it will amp isn't that interesting so perhaps the pasta wasn't pre-cooked But nature did indeed cook said pasta. I don't believe that that is possible That's possible. Why clean it up? The pH levels of the bugs. It doesn't know. It's literally destroying the river The pH level that's what they're saying the issue now is that the amount of pasta was there and the way Debrades as it sits in the water. It's actually very bad for the river and all anything that might be living in the river Well, either way because they're not supposed to be eating it. The public works department has cleaned up the mess shortly after So apparently all things are okay the fucking one fork a little spoon to scoop it up

Well, I think they just got their largest boy who was they had to Separate him from his television after we were watching the soprano season three for the tenth time and say, you know what Tommy We finally got a job big enough for you. I am so anyway, I just can't believe it It I know that this is not gonna be the end of this. Oh, I guess you to your point Henry apparently when it rains It smells like sewage and So then that's bad. I guess oh, who would have thought a little pasta could have gone such a long way Good to remember tiny-legged Joe. You remember and Alexia which we still we have no idea what Alexia I don't care what anybody says guys. We're getting back together. I'm gonna see at our favorite Chinese restaurant

in town Which was strangely named patricios And then we're just gonna And then maybe you know We'll catch up on some drinks and stuff and then obviously we'll defeat the ass man if we can get around to it But mostly want to be nice to have a reason to finally come back to New Jersey Well, you know what goes well Let's do a little segue here to with this story

I want to talk about when it goes well with pasta a little wine Did you hear this tale a woman survived five days stranded in the bush in Australia by eating sweets and drinking single bottles of wine? I would say don't rescue me. I'm fine. Yeah, I do think that is true I think she's waving off people trying to pick her up. She's 48 years young Lillian it Lillian the name of my grandmother a woman So unbelievably sweet. She hated squirrels and she nicknamed my little brother squirrel She was all of a sudden she's in the bush and this is in Victoria state And I still don't fully understand how you just get stranded in the bush But I guess you go there you look around and it's like being underwater

You don't know which way is up and then you just sit there and you eat your snacks and you drink your wines I don't know if that's true. It's something the car shut down and she then was lost She didn't even try to escape. No seriously. She got hammered. She just got drunk in the car and then she said I Thought I was gonna die there my whole body shut down on Friday. She didn't even try to do anything No, she just laid there and then got drunk and then she said she said their only thoughts were go They wish I wanted to I wish I hit some water and I wish I had a cigarette That's right. And thank God the police woman the founder had a cigarette for her. So isn't that nice? but you remember that movie it's a surprisingly scary film and there's two of them and

Wolf Creek Wolf Creek great. I think about that movie. Oh, yeah way too much We because they are super scary the second one's funny because it kind of jumps the shark Well, it's it's it's goofy, but it's about the real it's scary Rangers of the outback and the fact that people go missing there all the time and it's a lot of like intrepid young tourists are like Oh, yeah, I'll go for a hike like how I go for a hike where I went to Natalie and I went to some For some outdoor location. I was like, oh, I want to be fun to hike and we arrive at the trail and then we're like, oh I don't have shoes. I'm wearing Jordans and we have no water and I'm wearing jeans It's not for us like to mention you know, I've heard spiders spiders the spiders. I like spiders. No, not these these are a foot long

They say they don't kill you but like they're like the ones that are just everywhere Australia when we went I only saw one big spider I'm in the city. We're in the city. I'm fascinated by spiders Yeah, I like the daddy long legs and I like the ones that eat the mosquitoes But then I don't like the ones that bite because they will kill you and if you get your dick bit Don't have to chop that thing right off So anyway, she was found and the funny thing is she doesn't really drink Which is actually probably good for her because then she got super hammered

I feel that she could have tried harder to survive. Well, she did survive what she did survive But I feel like she tried other things I think she made the right decision by not going into the bushland. Well, yeah, that is probably true You're supposed to stay where you are I do know that that is a survival tip is that you don't go looking for civilization You stay right where you are and then hopefully somebody comes and find you 50 50 50 you gotta play it by ear I what if you're like in don't listen to him? What if you're in the camera? What if you're in Robert Kennedy's junior backyard?

Kissel's wearing a football jersey, but he has never been to the combine No, but I did watch it one time. You don't have had a good one Combined food Um, oh my god If I could just do the buffet at the combine now because you know, though, they treat those athletes. Oh my god It's all high protein low carb great food. Mmm, but then you have to work out all the time to make you not fat That is the idea. Yeah, but now this is a story that I think that is really really fun. This is I

Again We're here. I obviously we're in a bit of the murder business and we do like I don't find stories of Crime to be fun and slash that but I'm not supposed to like Murder, right everybody mad, you know, and I'll say that officially here at LPN for all of us We're against it. We don't think you should murder, but I do think okay, if you're gonna do it Well, let's not put some flair in it like let's let's have some people people currently do have a lot of flair when they murder That's one of the problems. They don't all the time if you're gonna do it have fun with it. This woman is a A hop a pit Sheila Keen Warren 59 now

She is finally just as of last week has finally ended her case her murder case and a plea deal where she was arrested in 2017 for the 1990 murder of a of a young woman by the name of Marlene Warren and the kicker here is that Sheila Keen Warren Arrived in a full clown suit. It's unbelievably scary It was fucking I can't say that it's awesome because I'm not allowed everybody It's not awesome But it's the idea of like she went she bought a clown costume because she was completely a apeshit because Marlene Warren Who was the woman she murdered that was her then next husbands, right?

So Marlene Warren was married to a man that they broke up Marlene Warren's ex-husband got married to Sheila Keen Warren in a fit of jealousy Sheila Keen Warren who already had her man? Fucking went and dressed as Marlene Warren's favorite thing, which was clowns Indeed so she's flipped. She fucking became her ultimate nightmare by choosing her favorite thing to be her end It was the morning. It was May. It was 1990 First the clown aka Sheila Keen Warren handed the woman some carnations and some balloons and after that She shot her dead. This is a very strange case

1990 how many years ago was that 33 so this woman's now 59 some quick math there. She was younger then 20 The case came to a the case really came to a head recently as they finally figured out it was her in 2017 she got away with it for Like 27 years. Yes, and because they were able to get some DNA From her and they found that they found hair in the clowns getaway car from the victim This is really very interesting. Does she kept the car for that whole time? It was a labyrinth, right? So, you know, I mean, I don't know you can get up down you get the 25 clowns inside of a labyrinth It's incredible clowns have a way with fitting into cars. I don't know how they do it

It's they do it elephant wise would stick in but so they thought they do it like file folder Where it's dick and butt dick and butt dick and pussy dick and pussy dick and pussy and all they file it together Sure, and that eliminates solid three to four inches clown dick room to compress now She committed this murder now first of all, we also always talk about oh, you know Like women don't murder as much as men, but this is an exact example Chose that not only she put a careful plan about the queen. She did it. She only murdered an entire culture You gotta kill a lot of people do that, but she uh, she she covered up her crime. She did it really well So all right, so again, I'm not happy with her. No, you see most lately do that. We'll say this

I actually don't we'll talk about the sentence here in a second, but I don't know if If I think that she got off pretty oh like yeah, yeah, no, it's really crazy. It's crazy. So she like Ken Warren I there. I don't really know the whole story. There's gonna be more and more coming There's a good date line. I started watching last night. Oh, this is Dayline producer you're like clown B-roll was awful because it's just like it's poor non-unit actors like crazily putting clown makeup on so Yeah, they developed some form of animosity towards each other I believe it was because Marlene Warren was the mother to her now new husband some kind of mistress bullshit

She just wonder out the picture. She wanted the picture But I something clicked inside of her where she decided to use this imagery Against Marlene and she went to that she planned. She's gonna do this thing. She stole a gun She went she bought that which is I kind of said cheapest possible clown costume, of course Straight to the costume store bought a clown costume She didn't had it by double white because she wanted to make up her face and she just walked up like More to the audience right the clown You gotta call it you gotta call it you have better have ordered that clown get in your mouse and get out of here

It should never be a surprise. That's my uncle buck. Yeah, I love that But the you should never be surprised so she showed up as a flower deliver person over there open fire, right? drove away come the poor woman shot in the face instantly dead apparently her final words were oh how lovely like she saw the Nice final words nice final words. I will say runs little she runs a little baron and they keep bringing up a little baron I guess because it's the funniest car because they had nice wood paneling and of course It's French for the Baron for the Baron she then drove she abandoned the car, but this is how they found it I guess they got like some kind of clown tracker I have no fucking idea what they do the way the guys who are talking about like yeah

We we we entered the vehicle and as we could see there were several Obviously clown hairs that were involved and it just showed like because this clown hairs were all over the inside of it Which is incredible. They're for the the goofy forensics that has to go like because then you're gonna want to get a clown squad for this Yeah, they're throwing pies at each other and shoot each other So naturally in the scene, you know the shoe prints are quite comical quite large Specifically she did not wear the shoe prints. That's what she said. They were like them with the APB went out They were like looking for a clown, but with no clown shoes So the woman was long suspected that's keen Warren

She'd been jailed awaiting trial for the first degree murder since 2017 now interestingly enough You would think oh this must have an uproarious reaction amongst the people of West Palm Beach But no this entire thing was handled basically with a plea deal It was a plea deal and instead of it being like a crazy literal circus the circuit judge Scott suck hour He handled all of this during his lunch break from another murder trial. Oh, yeah, so this woman I don't know why they kept maybe it's cuz it's so embarrassing for them and everybody else Well, they keep they're saying there's couple of shit. We're like I guess there was a long Process and the they had a hard time getting her to trial, but then then then they started blaming code

It took six frickin years I have no clue how that works and now they're trying to get her on time served because they're saying that they Because she took a plea deal. Well, let's get into which I don't even understand How do you get a second degree manslaughter plea deal for straight up? First degree murders because she had a plan with the husband because she went on to live Happily with this new husband for like 20 years. They live this incredible side life She's only in her late 50s now, so she's gonna have more time with them This is according to one of the people that is obviously devastated from the loss

They say Sheila Keen Warren has finally been forced to admit that she was the one dressed as a clown and took the life of an innocent victim She will be convicted for murder for the rest of her days. Unfortunately. Yeah, she will be a convicted murderer. Unfortunately She will be in jail for the rest of her years Yeah, the deal calls for a 12 year sentence, but Keen Warren has already served six of those years Which means she has six years left I would love for someone to explain to me side stories LP otl a gmail.com How does she get that type of deal like I guess it just gets been going on for so long that it's almost I think prosecutors are just done. Yeah, just say guilty. We're gonna wrap this up

We can pop you in the fridge in a while, but then when she comes out She I feel like she's gonna not be better because she's spent six years in jail. You know what I mean? I don't think I don't think the marbles No, we're gathered when you're sitting in there. No, no, I don't think jail has really helped anyone psychologically Her trial was supposed to start next month And then obviously she could have been looking at the death sentence or a life sentence, but you're right this plea deal Very friendly. Maybe the guy has a thing for clowns. Maybe that's what it is Are you the women that there were they in the dateline episode the women that sold her the clown suit?

We're so funny because they were like we knew something was going on when she didn't buy the shoes We're like, I mean first of all, I don't they should all come together You're selling me the shoes separately to the clown costume. Oh, yeah It's pretty quintessential to the clown costume the shoes gala cart clown according to her attorney Greg Rosenfeld This is what he had to say. He says the state of Florida originally wanted to execute her But now she is going home in ten months. Yeah, well, it was difficult to plead guilty to a crime She did not commit. This is her defense. Oh, it was kind of a no-brainer when there's a guarantee That you will be home with your family

So it looks like the six years and then she only has ten more months because I guess she was really well behaved and did a Lot of balloon tricks in jail. They're like that's gonna get you some time off Oh, she's got to do that bit when you like you drop a roll and then you try to keep picking it up And then you kick it before you pick it up if you couldn't make that last for six years Oh and the saddest thing is Marlene Warren's son Joseph Aaron's he saw the whole thing happen He was 21. He's now in his fifties. Yeah, it's fucked up. It's a fucked up story It really is and you do wonder, you know as obviously just like can we just get this fucking done already and then of course with the time 33 years past maybe the emotions have obviously not for the people who have suffered

But the emotions of the cord are just like Get on just go. She got she basically got away with murder. She got away with murder and but I do think Bullets the clown is a great name for clown I got a gravestone with a 5g in my blood That reminds me of when I watch shakes the clown and I was like way too young. I think my mom rented it for me Was fucking nasty dude That's fun that would be a safer way to do it also one of the balloons It was a silver balloon and it was bought at Publix and

The balloon said you're the greatest. Oh well a team apparently they bought those balloons on opposite days Oh my goodness very very sad. I but again if you're gonna commit Murders do it in a clown costume for us think about the commentators think about the comedians think about these poor late-night writers They're all on strike. They're still gonna be cobbler They're all writing jokes to each other just to keep each other company on the strike lines or the picket lines Think about this. So if you're gonna kill somebody do it in a I mean like again, I mean, don't don't do it Like a dog costume do it in a fun like I don't know a furry outfit like just just something to Encourage any more murder here. I think we're full

We could just do this because this is the 1990s we can go I bet you there's like 30 clown killings that we haven't even discussed yet. We did this Santa We recovered that story which is fucking really strange but Michael Warren the man that I believe was having an affair He was convicted of grand theft and racketeering. Yeah, he's also a he's a real character This was in 1994 grand theft racketeering. And you know what the third one was? Odometer tampering. Oh, yeah, that's from when you're really was a Is that like tearing the fucking tag off of your mattress? He is what's he was a car shells? He served almost four years in prison for just like no that's only got 20 miles

I'll just get you on credit get you on fucking fraud. That is when they get. Oh my yeah Hey, cuz that's with me. That's an old-school scam. I don't like loony tunes. You can't do that anymore No, no, because you just yeah, you literally had to go in and a manually change it was back when it was like actual physical numbers That would roll over on a on a wheel So you had to go from behind it and flip them back to zero Yeah, it technically was harder to do that scam back in the day. I guess all right So there you go be very careful never answer the door if a clown is knocking unless it's your birthday Someone's like I'm sending you a clown. There just has to be or it's just notice

But then also we have to be able to have fun. Sure. I also be like oh clown. Hey, I feel like you know We're in the age of consent and seeking consent So there should be some form of acknowledgement some clown transfer Like just just a thing like hey, just so you know pending clown arrival No matter what just so that you know so even if you have to have your own guns loaded Yeah, I'm fairly certain that consent existed in 1990 as well. I think so. So anyway, be careful And that woman got away with with murder murder all you got to do is be funny about it And you know prison isn't fun, but lady prison isn't as bad as man prison

So, uh, I don't probably just got some girlfriends and hangs out I got some really interesting emails when we were talking about prison guards. Have a female prison get pretty gnarly Oh, yeah, I can Some crazy bean punchers in there, man. Uh, hey vagan. There is some clit slitters that you can't even I don't want to be anywhere near these guys. I don't like the new name of the Rockettes the clit slitter is there I say keep it the Rockettes Um, well, here's a story that will last exactly 10 seconds There was a dude in Vancouver

He opened up a store selling heroin meth and cocaine and mdma. Uh, it was he was arrested 24 hours later in the store Shit down. It's very so there you go. There's that that guy's name was jerry morton, but you know what wait He also opened it was called the drugstore and I just give him credit for trying Sometimes you never know. I would have what we learn most what fraudsters taught me is that brazen confidence Really really helps. Yeah, it's just do it without asking for permission because there are all drugs I think all drugs are Do you criminalize Vancouver? Am I incorrect? No, no, not like this because the police said they started gathering evidence After the suspect started selling cocaine crack methamphetamine and heroin out of the mobile trailer part near the main main and

Cordova streets. So I think he was just you know, the thing is the cops are still illegal I do think that they should all be legal, but at the same time until they are you en masse the evidence for them Yes, I sure I am not against that entirely, but I also don't know if this man necessarily Needs to have a store Right where people are addicted to all of those drugs. Why tax it bro Well, I get it on the you don't do why put it in paper dog I can keep that on the below dude Open up a pasta store call it pasta store and then everyone shows up to store any other kind of store and you sell drugs at the store

But everybody shows up and says hey, can I get five cantalones? Like that's all you got to do to cover up It just a little bit and honestly, it's kind of fun because then you got to play like it's like, oh, I know Yes, sir. Yes, let me go right to the pasta cupboard Uh-huh, and then you go and look at like it's a fun day. Everybody's role playing to that point It would be nice if we did have somebody that was testing these goods before they hit the streets to make sure they're not full Of poisonous fentanyl. So anyway, that's that story. Be very careful. Also would be good if you again see the quality What a great day for it

If you are addicted to drugs though and you walk by and you're like, oh Chris What a day I think that if I was it fully addicted to drugs and I saw that I would to be honest I think it'd be pretty paranoid about the idea of like, oh, so some drug store called the drug store is opened up It seems to be the best slash worst sting ever created Yeah Yeah, but then, you know, take a chance. Take a chance. I'm on heroin. What do I give a take a chance on love You know that you sometimes you shouldn't though. No, you really shouldn't there is a story

I will I was gonna do I do wanted to quickly kind of bring up the Jesse McFadden story Really quick just because we do gotten a lot of messages about this man That was a basically about to go to the court for being for possession of pedophile of child pornography He was a convicted rapist who served 16 years. You got out early And then he killed himself his wife her two kids and two visiting kids It's a it's a really crazy fucked up horrible story Yeah, but we were gonna cover it, but there's so much information that is pending that I really can't understand

I don't really know why he was let on bail. He was he was while in jail he was charged with sending Lude pictures of himself to a teenager from an illegal cell phone in jail But for some reason that wasn't tacked on to his sentence it turned into some other like weird covid issue like Apparently he was supposed to go to trial in 2019, but then his prosecutor broke his foot and then there was Thanks Fauci So yes, it very bizarre. Um, I think that we need to have a little bit of

Intelligence when it comes to who should be out who shouldn't be out Dude's 39 years old He was he was due in court on monday, but he didn't show up. He just didn't show So, uh, I have a feeling a serial rapist who has obviously the ability to murder Maybe we don't just want to be like see a monday. Oh, yeah, it's not fucking work No, and then he texted the girl that he was sexting within jail after the fact Basically saying this is all your fault. I am doing these things because you wouldn't let the charges go for me Which is obviously, uh, he's an absolute villain

Uh, but the only good thing is that he's dead, but it's really sad that he took out all of these people with him Yeah, and obviously they're extremely sad young people. I think the oldest one was 35 No, it's very very it's a horrible story But we I would want to unpack it when I have more information just because it's kind of all over the place Yeah, there's a lot going on, but there's some more simple stories. There are more simple stories than this Like this is a really simple story Because you know We've stayed in a lot of hotels. I I love a nice hotel

I crave a nice hotel I've never seen because I've been to the hilton downtown Nashville. Have you been there? Yeah, I think that we did stay there. Yeah, we stayed right by uh brick stone or bridge stone center and roberts and all those places And this is I think is a big lesson a nice hotel beautiful hotel It's a really nice high level hotel and this is a big thing. You know, just Educator audience. I don't know if you or you travel as much as we travel Uh, I always Lee do not disturb sign on the door. I always do it I don't care what's going on. I want you in my room because I'm only there for a couple days

I want you to see I need a shit in peace But I feel like this is a really good, um example of why you should keep that on there I don't know what to stop them No, I don't think this would have stopped and this is where you need your latch And then you can even buy little things online little dongles that are extra security Oh, you know this guy remember what happened with erin andrews when that weird ass hotel guy was peeping through her through the hole Oh, yeah, I mean through the little hole. It's crazy. Well, this guy Horny little gremlin by the name of david neal used a charge with aggravated burglar in the salt with a connection to with a

March 30th incident where he Used a replica key card entered a room of a hotel guest p brennan around five o'clock in the morning And mr. Brennan woke up to neal sucking on his toes sucking on his toes And there was a sucking like think about how How do you not number one? How do you not wake up immediately when door opens and closes? I don't know. That's intense But you can sleep through that though How hard you got the if you got the night curtains going it's real pitch black and you're tired

But how hard you got to be sleeping until somebody starts sucking on your toes like you woke up mid suck Well, we don't know how long he was sucking. So this is what peter brennan said. He says I instantly jumped up and was screaming went into a sort of a fact Finding mode. I love that. Who are you? Why are you in my room? What are you doing here? Oh god well My mouth oh interestingly enough brennan again, that's the victim here He's like I could see he was wearing a uniform. He had his name tag on

He was talking to me, but not giving me any substance Probably just being like just here suck them toes. How many how many times is this weirdo done this? I don't know according to brennan. He says i'm having problems sleeping now. I'm going through ptsd He's talking to a therapist. It's really fucked up But he said the worst part is that he went up to the security. It's okay. So turns out david neal He's the manager. Yeah, he must be manager. He's the night man. So he goes in there I mean god knows how many toes he suck which also In my mind, I wonder how many times has he sucked men's toes and that they he woken up and been like

All right, all right, move up. All right, go to the ankles. He suck heels Like you think he does that I don't think I don't know those videos buddy Who knows but so he's sucking on the toes. He obviously got freaks out He says like, you know the guy leaves, but it's way more like i'm sorry, sir. I'm so sorry So there's been some kind of misunderstanding. She he leaves p breading goes straight to the security and he's like, hey, uh, you know, uh, your boss Broke into my room and started sucking on my toes and they just fucking laughed And then like he needs to sue hilton

hard The night manager david neal, this is what he says the manager david neal told cops he let himself into the room Because he smelled smoke, but he didn't smell smoke Investigators didn't buy it. So neal was charged with aggravated battery and assault even mean smelled smoke He's like, well, he may have been trying to bust him for smoking cigarettes or smoking weed and trying to be like Or he wants to be a hero and put a fire out and then what happened? So he goes in there and he's like, okay Now now y'all you're smoking in there. Hey, y'all about to wake up knocking knock and then open up me up There's no damn. There's no dang fire in here. Oh my

There's toes. You see toes sticking out underneath the blanket. He's just like Damn I guess I did smell smoke because them toes are hot Out of way out there smoke that's fine And then he just got down and do you think he got down on his hands and knees and approached The the toads like a bunch of like like either like ooh a horny gi joe Or do you think he did it like a little dog? Like and then you think he's fully sucking on toes

You think he's smelling him a little bit and then give him a few starts sucking. Yeah, you probably you can't really give him some Teslicks, right? Oh, I would assume so Side stories LP ot l a gmail.com. I know some of y'all you like sucking on feet and dirty feet But is there no is there no sort of indicator where you're like, uh That's a stop sign. Oh, oh, yeah, the person you don't know is sleeping in a room that he doesn't want you in Yeah, I mean, yeah, you're talking about general consent and that's sexually assaulting someone I'm talking about everybody's there to suck toes and then you approach a set of toes that you're like I'm not like into this one like no no on yo toes

Yeah, I feel like if you're a toe guy, you take the toes that you can get I don't know a couple my toes look like if I could which is you would be surprised You think that someone would still suck my horrible feet. Yeah, because that's part of it Sometimes they want a little gnarled up toe. Even if it's like mine are bad, dude You really want to suck on my Chris Pratt toes have a little fun guy on him, but they look just like mine So I think he is nothing more than a fun guy. Well, he's most of the time he spent kicking dode stools because now He's one of the mario brothers. That's right Apparently yoshi is supposed to be in the next one kind of a bit of a reveal at the end

Who gives a fucking shit? We're not children Um, well speaking of children a utah mom. She wrote a children's book about grief. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah It's a good story. This is not even the first time we've talked about a woman who writes a story about grief after someone She knows dies Nancy Brofie. Did they also did this too? It turns out. Cory Richens is charged with first degree aggravated murder With the connection of her late husband Eric Richens now So I will say that was a chapter two when it comes to grief if you did it. It's also kind of fun

So maybe that was a little hint that perhaps So one of the stages of grief for her was hiding the body This is that's unique it is it is because again if someone really cares I to be honest that is one of the lory velo chat daybell like defense postures being like Well, they cared so much for the children. I didn't want to be dug up by scavengers But this this story is another one of those that doesn't really like Make full sense to me because this guy Said multiple times too many people Eric Richens. My wife is trying to fucking kill me

Uh, so this she's a Mormon. She's accused of poisoning her husband. Right now Now this is came out. She was uh, her husband died. I believe it was a lethal amount of fentanyl It was march 3rd 2022. She's not a bright murderer. She also interestingly enough the uh Vehicle for the fentanyl. Do you know what it was? Mosco mule. Mosco mule. Yeah, which is a I don't think I've ever seen Anyone poison via Mosco mule before so this guy had made several statements up to this point Also, I'm sorry. Just one second. Sadly. He got the Mosco mule because he was celebrating a real estate deal for her business And Mosco mule that is a celebratory drink. It is. It is. I love the copper cups. I do like it I do. I really do but this guy

I feel really bad for them, but I you know again You never know what happens, you know inside of a marriage, but it does seem that she was angling for money Uh, she's a fucking psycho bitch, bro. She killed her husband and wrote a book about killing her husband And I don't know if that she was so this is there was like a process so it starts with Eric ritchins Eric ritchins started complaining that he felt that there was Suspicious amount of time essentially that he was getting sick Directly after something that Cory ritchins fed him or gave him to drink And he started joking with his friends about how I think Cory's trying to kill me

And then what happened was that she behind his back after these real estate deals went And she this is completely Red flat number one your wife decides to change your life insurance policy with your company without you knowing about it To having basically double it up and make sure that she's the beneficiary the company was like whoa Whoa, what's happening here and they stopped it? She then tried to do it again Where she tried to open up another life insurance policy on him where he's and even the husband kept saying like I think something's really going on here. I don't know what's up. So on february 14th

This is the when it first started of 2022. He had a drink that she gave him after had the eating together He got violently ill and go to the hospital and he then said again I think I was poison. I think that she was something to me I think I believe it was 10 days later She fed him this Moscow mule that had five times the deadly dose of fentanyl inside of it And she had a guy so this is all obviously her little drug buddy the guy that sold her the drugs Was the one who flipped on her right and he said like obviously I've been selling to this Mormon mom And he's been buying stuff from she's been buying some finding this guy buying stuff from this this drug dealer

And he said the first thing he bought she bought a bunch of drugs from him and then she came back and she's like these weren't strong enough Yes, and so then she bought hydrocodone And then she went and got she said straight up the the term was I need that Michael Jackson shit, which really wasn't that wasn't I don't believe fentanyl was No, it's probable. Yeah, that's right Also rich and allegedly obtained 15 to 30 fentanyl pills Worth 900 dollars. Yes fucking hell. That's expensive. Yes. She did all it was all for the insurance money She was trying to get it, but then she discovered it's actually really difficult to do insurance fraud

I do believe that they don't want to pay you. No, no, no. Yeah, that's the one. They don't even if it's correct No, they don't insurances. I'm going to say a scam They don't they life is a pre-existing condition and animal insurance I had it, but I just stopped it because they don't pay for anything They actively don't want to pay these things. So she probably bumped into that So she said that she looked out in the market and she was like, you know, there's notebooks about a grieving Mormon family needing to celebrate a lost husband, which I actually also don't think is is real What about the book of Mormon? Isn't like there's a bunch of death in that I'm sure

It's for fucking cucks and this is here like to the word so it's called the book She wrote was called are you with me and it shows a picture of her husband It was done with full puffer vest hat beard as an angel rooting her son on in a soccer game And here's the back of it. Are you with me? Are you with me? There's written to create peace and comfort for children who have lost a loved one It's to reassure children. Although you love one is not present Their presence always exists and they walk through life with you as if they were here So it's like they're already it's like they're alive. It really is like they're alive. They're poor child

They she just took their father away or I think there might just be one either way It doesn't matter and they was dedicated to my amazing husband and a wonderful father So wasn't that worth it? Isn't that worth experiencing night terrors and just basically she tortured him until finally She got the right drugs that was gonna kill him She's also just straight up a fucking bad criminal in a moron because they said immediately He was highly suspicious way up top because she said she found him Passed out on the floor when she woke up in the morning and then she was dead, right? They all say the same thing with tammy daybell They all like where the chad daybell's version of tammy daybell's death is I woke up and they were dead

Well, he literally said I woke up. She was laying half out the bed This is chad daybell and then she just flipped out of bed dead Which just doesn't happen that is no it reminds me a little bit of that other psychopath was it martin I always say chris martin, but that's the guy from coldplay. He's another type of psychopath. It's the piece of shitty Well, I did hear someone his friends that I was at the local ball. I know that they and they know the drummer of coldplay And they said he has the perfect life because no one knows who he is But um, no that uh, the other douchebag with the short blonde hair who was just like my wife was abusing the children So I had to kill my wife and stuff. It was a big

I know who you're talking about. I just watched this thing. I forgot this story. He didn't celebrate some florida. Yeah, uh, but this She said she came up on his dead body and then she immediately jumped into cpr But then all the police were like no you absolutely did not because when we came We saw that there was blood foaming blood that were coming out of his mouth We obviously the obvious sign of a overdose, right? And then they went and did a toxicology report immediately Fentanyl five times a lethal drug dose in his body, right? And they're like, uh, this doesn't work either And then she tried to say oh, you know, he always had a pill problem

And then like he was covered up from high school and they're like, well, no, this is powdered fentanyl That's in his system that it's not really how it goes and then all of it was ingested orally Isn't that interesting? She chose a mule The drug mule of drinks the Moscow mule. Also, you can get the so you're saying she works for putin It's very possible. Also. What's the one? What's it called when you make it with tequila? It's really good. Oh Moscow mule with tequila. Yes. It calls it's called something else. It's called. I think it's just a Mexican mule I think it's called a Mexican mule. It's a really good though. I like to better with tequila All right. Yeah, you say it's it was a Mexican mule. What's what they say?

All right, well, let's go on to something more innocent pranks Uh, it turns out you can't really have fun in high school anymore. No candy creek high school You don't give it all the everything horrible. It's starting in 1990 now third so a texas high school says an odor led to hospitalizations and a bunch of classes were cancelled Well these think but I've dealt with stink bomb issues before in high school. Well, that was the whole thing It turns out it was just a high school kid using stink spray as a prank and it sent six kids to the hospital But I Is it is are you gonna?

Woo. Do you I mean you can get a headache from the stuff. It stinks for a reason. It's gross. Yeah, it's bad It's just one of those things where if you this kid's life shouldn't be ruined though because of this He was just trying to use this is the most innocent. I wish kids would just do this I yes, oh, I stink spray fart bombs. It's cute. Whoopie cushions That's like to me if we're gonna get into semi-harmful pranks. That's at least Fun and edgy doesn't directly hurt people but it can make people sick You did get you researched like that story of the cereal like I hate it too. No. No, I wish the cereal Brick tossers

In Texas like it's one of those stories. I was recently watching an old Bill Burr Doug Stanhope podcast from last year, you know, that's one of those things that's been going on since I was a kid Oh, yeah, I remember there was someone that threw a stupid ass cinder block over an overpass in Wisconsin Like I remember as a kid my parents be like better watch out for that. I was like what which over what but it's such It's one of those stories where you you know, I You it's all quote-unquote like just fucked up kid shenanigans and told somebody really gets hurt And that's the worst that's like the thing about turning like the close to middle age Is that like that thing where you start to realize being like your children don't understand that your whole lives are ahead of you

In one stupid action could actually fuck up can fuck up the your life and a lot of other people's lives Watch the movie sleepers. Good god because uh next thing, you know, you kill a person on accident and go and get molested By a fucking priest and then of course you do have to kill that priest So in tainey uh creek high school the principal jeff schtickler. He told parents the police are investigating I just I don't know if the police need to be investigating this. This is the thing Is that we're really gonna get the kids like that's we're gonna get the kids involved with police too He was using that's what well, that's what I don't like he was using a highly concentrated prank Stink spray called hank got fart spray. Well the fact that made it to the news

Is one of those we're like even that like Ah One student has confessed and we anticipate others may be identified through ongoing investigation Again, this isn't texas. It's a lot of real stuff going on texas, but they are working on That's what's blowing my mind. This isn't texas all the day. They're going this far, buddy This they don't even send a police officer in to save all those children. I know we literally wouldn't even bring up uvaldi It's very yes. I know they don't even protect to any they won't do anything This is what we're we're we're protecting them from smells. Is this the inky candle police?

I'm really enjoying this. Oh, it's the Febreze brigade on there. There we go. Now you're getting there We're so close to our show on fox news This is not fox news talking points According to the district attorney's office. It went all the way to the da's office What are we even they said what is happening in that fucking bullshit? I know I I'm with you. They said we're going to address this to the fullest extent of the student code of conduct And laws of the state of texas. This is this is our hot take corner. No, it really you are This is where you notice. I am this I did not have a single

Impassioned response to the woman killing the other woman. No, I know but you should have had a little bit more But this is I feel you because literally I don't believe that the I think the kid was trying to make his friends laugh And you're trying to disrupt the school trying to understand like, you know, this isn't the be all and all They used to tell us all like your permanent record. Everything's gonna come down to this You're gonna look at all these these math classes. You're not gonna have a calculator in your pocket all the bullshit I was talking about in school I'm gonna have a calculator your pocket all I never forget my type writing teacher because we went to we went to I went to catholic school, but it had like no money. Oh, you never know computers might go out of style

You better know, but I do know how to type a little better. I guess because the typewriter, but whatever We spent a year on cursive. I don't know how to do my taxes. Um, also by the way with chat gpt You watch what's gonna happen students are gonna go happening. They're gonna have to write They're gonna start writing their fucking shit down with pen and paper. That's what I would do We're going all the way back if I was Literally if I was a high school teacher, that's what I would do Be like we're dialing this all the way back the ultimate irony We're going back to cave drawings aka emojis and then people are gonna have to start writing again with your fucking hands

I mean, hey, I would whatever keeps you still doing honest It's just learning in the end. We'll figure out we're gonna we're going to eventually work alongside these various AA programs right now We are we are set. We are fascinated with them because millennials We are the glass group of people that grew up with no internet interpretation of them And the people that created it who seem to hate what they've done Well, it's because they're all now being blamed for a bunch of people losing their jobs and they hate the bad press They don't give a shit. They don't care at all. They don't none of them care They might be they might have human emotions. They feel nothing

Well, I just simply don't know if that's true, but I don't disagree with you. Um, because they are in They just don't want to be created AI. So they just don't want to be blamed. I got you So firefighters, so there's like smells like farts. They call the fire department. They check the entire Yeah, we had this happen in them. I I want to say this happened in my middle school I've heard this story again and again and again. There's no reason to get the police involved You just get your principal out there to go like Can't you ever we need a little conversation about respect like that's what we need We need them to have like they're supposed they should be all go force to clean a highway

I guess so 14 students felt ill. I don't know how strong this is. So tell me teach them light responsibility Have them go experience something in the world. Have them have to go like do some form of of civil service And then that's it then number one you got him you taught him about the wondrous world of volunteering Which I actually am very thankful I got to do in high school And then you also then we can all kind of laugh about it and then six of the students were taken to the hospital But don't worry. They're currently in stable condition I do think that this is getting more pressed than most school shootings This article is really like it's like a 20 minute article. Um, okay, great. So there you go kids

Gotta be careful out there kids. I just don't maybe incorrect. I mean side stories lpotl, you know, you know, these sports phrase are Maybe they are Chemical grade weapons now. I don't know. These are our opinions And we're allowed to be little snowflakes on here and express our fun little perfect unique ideas I just feel like that would have been something that one of myself or my friends absolutely Do you think that they're still doing the prank or do you ever? I remember one high school that they stole their principal's car and then put it on the roof Well, one of my friends in high school stole the school van and drove it through a house that was right across the street

But no the No, that's a lot of creativity. I always use hammered on that one And then every year there was a senior class prank So then some people put a bunch of horse manure in the principal's parking thing We hid like the principal's podium simple stuff. Yeah fake to seizure here or there I want to say they removed all of the letters at the top of where it said our school's name I mean they say like shit ass or something. Yeah, I mean, that's just very common. That's very common All right, let's do hero of the week

And some might not agree, but I don't really care I like elephants and we need to leave the elephants the fuck alone This is you know, I give you pushback when you we do this little bit where you bring out a hero of the week That's not a human and I have to go look there's a lot of human, but this is I'm with you There's a woman and she is from New Hampshire. She went on a vacation in Bali. So, you know, she was fucking annoying You just imagine Is there a mcdonald's Oh

This food so ethnic Why am I here? Her name was beth bogey And so she's taking this picture right with a bunch of elephants and this is I'm happy that at least you didn't fucking do big game hunting Well, if you ride the elephant know it hurts the elephant if you go when you do those elephant rides It actually hurts their backs or not. So they're not built like just leave all of these animals alone Let them because I love those nature shows and yes, they're brutal. They'll kill you Yeah, of course your bet because once you're in nature's house, you're in under nature's rules

So the so the elephant uh, it was used to taking pictures the trainer had known it for 24 years and the trainer was like Stick your arm under the elephant's trunk, but the elephant was like, can we just not do this right now beth? So the elephant ended up biting her arm and then she pushed him away But she said that she could hear cracking and she just started to panic Yeah, I bet and then she went on to claim that the mason elephant parking lodge where she says the incident took place Initially offered to cover half of her medical expenses, which were $10,000. Well, yeah, how the elephant supposed to get a job In the meantime, uh, she says I really hope that this saves someone else from the same experience It was a vacation that I was dreaming about and it did come to a screaming halt at the very end

But the elephant, you know what? He's not your prop for life He's not and just because you spent some money to go do some douchey tour in Bali Again, he's not chris evans on a popper on a press door. He has no fucking idea. He's an elephant It's 24 year old elephant. You stuck it fucking you stuck your arm in his mouth. He's gonna be my bite it I mean, yeah, you could see how everyone might Have a form of responsibility because they own the elephant, but still it's the elephant And what are you gonna do? It's an elephant. It's probably stressed out

It's surrounded by all these tourists that are yelling and screaming all around You're really lucky. He didn't fucking stomp everybody to death. And also she's from west chest of field, New Hampshire So I can maybe she's a great person. I don't know. I feel it. Yes. We're ragging on her. It's just more like I'm not mad At her response of being shocked and upset about being bit by the elephant It's just understand that that's what you're signing up for. This is gonna get the elephant killed. You're right. Yes. Yes They're gonna go and they're gonna turn it into I don't even we don't even use it anymore. What do you even do with it? Anyway, the elephant's here of the week because it's about self-protection. It is sometimes an elephant did not say Hey, put your fucking hand to my mouth

Also, you want to feed the elephant before you want to make sure the elephants are super happy and obviously this gas hole In bali who is trying to make money off of this elephant didn't do a good job. I you know, just Be respectful You understand sometimes elephant. It's gonna come after you. Oh, yeah, really? Well, and they don't forget Remember that story we covered with the elephant after one woman killed its son 20 years later He showed up at its view at her funeral Yes, they do remember they are social beautiful animals. They're very smart. They're emotionally intelligent. I'm gonna get one I don't know if you should no I have to get a lot of land. No, I don't think they would like no

You wouldn't like they don't they don't like america. No, I wouldn't I wouldn't deal with large animals I mean, they don't decide how it's really hot. I still feel like I feel like they need special care I feel like I would have to hire someone who knows about elephants But then do you want to be around the elephant guy? Honestly, the only elephant they should be handling is you my friend You'd be like, hey, let's focus on you you hire an elephant trainer and then you just show up with big ears on All right, great Here you go the nameless elephant All right here all the way and do a listen or email. Well, all right. Let me read this one

This is a warning for people with numb feet. We're slowly this is one thing we can't do We can't fully turn into coast to coast and where we only catered to 40 to 75 year olds No, but we do get a lot of people with medical advice and medical questions and I've asked for it And we're gonna do our episode We're gonna do our an episode where we are gonna answer all of the medical issue questions And you guys have sent us over the years because you trust us and you know that we're the number one source Of medical information. Yeah on the internet. Well, let's just stop having your feet. Listen to so much pink Floyd

But then you'd be kind of comfortable about it if our feet had ears What if all of our body parts had different ears? And all I want to do is hear my hear my wife sing to me Now in reference to the guy I didn't know his feet were numb until his dog ate. Oh, right. Yeah That's because the blood clot. That was a blood clot two years ago. I had my feet go numb all once very suddenly I had been having back pain I thought it was coming some kind of back pain that everyone has and I was just standing there talking to a friend and all of a sudden My left foot went completely numb. There's no gradual numbness. It was just full pins and needles all of a sudden

I just couldn't move them anymore. We'll see that's the problem when you think numb You're like, oh, you don't feel anything but you do you do that's pins and needles, right? They're now that my l4 l5 had exploded as my surgeon put it My feet were numb because of severe spinal stenosis My MRI looked like a finger was pushing into my spinal cord I ended up having paralysis moving up my thighs I had to check to make sure I hadn't piss or shat myself because that was the go to the emergency room signal I had a haemorrhoid burst two days before my surgery and in my painkiller haze

I thought my spinal cord was draining out of my asshole I had the surgery and most I'm mostly all good now The paralysis went away immediately after surgery all this to say if the guy had spinal cord pressure He could just hit the foot numb the stage in bed and his dog just ate his toes before it got worse All right, fantastic. That is just a general just sort of we're all falling apart We're all falling apart and this is another one about this is kind of more towards your distrust Of our little helpers one night around 3 a.m The power went out of my house and I had sound machines going so I immediately woke up

I sat up noticed there was a light coming from downstairs and it was moving I held my breath and started to hear something bumping around I panicked and I smacked my boyfriend awake great who I heard was who was who but I was also Even so he ran to shut the bedroom door and locked it. We listened for a while longer my dachshund Dartanian Was fast asleep not the best guard dog. You understand and we continued to hear something something around I immediately thought someone had cut our power. I was trying to break in we live in the mountains So my boyfriend thought it was an animal of some sort

Then we began to hear scratching noises and the sound had moved upstairs I called the police when my boyfriend got the gun out pushed the mattress up against the door because it had moved to right outside our bed Yeah, bumping and scratching and generally freaking us out. It's like that movie the visit Oh, yeah, the cops came when I had to talk them into our house using a spare key Which confused us because we were wondering how this thing then could have gotten into our house if the cops couldn't right? Super creepy. I finally got inside came upstairs Dogs barking as hell room dogs barking, right? I told us that they thought that they had found our culprit We hope we opened up our bedroom door

And we found out it was our Roomba That had gotten upstairs A few days previous. I forgot I plugged it in apparently when there's a power outage It turns itself on and it made its way over to the top of the stairs where the light was showing down the staircase So basically it was cleaning and the cops came and put five bullets in that I didn't you might want to shoot that Roomba It is weird that Roomba's get more respect by law enforcement than humans, but that's all right. Well, there you go Don't have a don't trust a Roomba

Don't trust a Roomba. I don't stop. I had to get rid of my Roomba. I know you did And I live every day with the guilt of that. I know you threw away that Roomba's crying right now and then I had to get rid of that Roomba and I mean, I thought I gave it to a loving home, but you never know what these Roomba fostering systems You know because a lot of times these pop a flashlight on it. They go around. Yeah, and then all of a sudden it's service and papa Yeah, and I mean and eventually you got to love the fact that there is there are these protective systems for these Roombas Uh, even though they are flawed And then laugh no one for fact for well if yours Roomba that's safe you you can laugh

No one well. Hey, at least I got parents that love me and don't abandon me to the horrible state All right, everyone. Thank you so much for listening. Go to my instagram ben kissle one I'm gonna have a bunch of uh dates for hail yourself. Yeah, man. Go check it out. I have to advertise every day I have to advertise you otherwise people don't know the show is happening and then no one shows the fuck up You gotta pump it. You gotta pump it there. You gotta pump it out there because we got shows coming Australia, I'm gonna talk about it. Let me let's do a little bit of a round up here We can do an australian round up

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