Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The Tragic School Bus

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

Henry & Eddie bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news starting with corrections on the details of the Karen Read trial, the tragic tale of a School Bus used as a "mobile beastiality brothel" in Pennsylvania, Linda Good McGillis & the "Profundity Yours" cult, Danica Patrick goes full "David Icke" on new podcast, Woman killed in home by Black Bear who stalked her for months, Listener E-Mails, and MORE!

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This is The Last Podcast. On the left. Heh heh heh. Side stories? Yeah, you can fuck your own glades. That's when the cannibalism started side stories. Yes Lose that stride you lose that stride. It's where we got a we got to dig deep We're gonna dig deeper

You're looking at me. Is this the beginning? You're looking at my back boy. Cause I'm trying to cut all the way through this jungle. Looking at my back, feeling the steps. I take in the mud. That's what you do. Any that's what I do. Come behind me. I cut you down and I get in the mud. You get a mud. Maybe I was just trying to smoke your head. What's going on? Why did you, your, is this a, this your new Easter?

What's going on here with your head? Oh, you talking about dyeing my hair? You dyed your hair. It's called it. Yeah. It's called a middle life crisis, midlife crisis in a way, but I'm not there yet. I'm still not saying 40s middle No, I think I'm gonna make it to a solid 92. Oh, you think you're gonna make it to 92?

Yeah, because I'm gonna be mostly robot. I'm gonna be replaced as much as humanly possible with exoskeletons Anything that I can science wise if that's allowed. Yeah, I mean I got a feeling you could do huge new tits. Oh science wise, that's allowed. I mean, I got a feeling you could- Two huge new tits. Oh, that'll help you get, that's something to live for. See, the thing is, first off, first correction I'm making, gonna add some top meat to these breasts, right? So I can get some benefactor-

Round them a little bit. Oh, round them. No, they need rounding. And then like, then I can get a benefactor that will pay for all of the other things for me to get. Robot legs, robot hands, robot cock. You are the benefactor. I know, but then at first, I'm sucking this guy's dick, I'm having crazy sex with him,

I'm fucking giving him. Obviously the goal is, you give me new breasts, I give you a titty fuck anytime you ask. Right? Because that's the arrangement. And I will do that for him, right? Over and over and over again over again until then I'm obviously mostly robotic. Then I kill him and take over his home. All right. This is a took him. This is a plan Eddie. And that's why I dyed my hair. Oh no, I dyed my hair because I, as I'm, I I'm giving a new Orleans funeral to the rest of my hairs. Oh, is that what's going on? They're dying. And so I'm going to party my way as they, as the hairs jump from the front of my head to the top of my asshole. I'm trying to look

at how much breast implants cost for a man. I mean, I think that there's only 4500. You could do this on your own. You don't need this other guy. I can put that on credit. I could put those on layaway. I think you can get one and then get the other later on. You can get them both at once. I'm just saying, I'm not going to kind of drop it. I want to see how one works, how one feels. Wonder if you can get a temp. That would be great. I'm honestly, I should just wear a bra, get a bra with two fake boobies, glue them to yourself. Okay. Shave your breasts first. Of course, you're going to have to shave them. Yeah.

Unfortunately, that's why I think don't think this is going to work because if you try to titty fuck someone, it could start a fire. The thing is also, if you shave my tits now, right, they just look like breasts. Yeah. I wouldn't need. You might not need this surgery. Welcome to Side Stories. My name is Henry Saprosky.

I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. I don't know. I'm just saying I would like, I'm looking for investors in me. Yeah. And so anybody that wants to kind of come and set up shop in here, this is a fixer upper. All right. I got a bad thumb. This has got to be replaced. My fucking shoulders hurting me. All right. Honestly, I'm permanently hard. Really? Yeah. Maybe that could be your new thumb. Honestly. It's really hurting my it's hurting because it's rubbing against my zipper. Oh, and you can't jerk off because your jerk off hand is out of commission. Look at this. I've been having to use my fucking, I've been having to use the couch. Really? Yeah. That's

one hot couch. Get that thing. Fake breasts. Imagine that how wonderful that would be right on the arm chairs and just sleep on them all day. That's fucking an awesome idea. And you can just stick your face in between them as you're sleeping. Yeah. It's like, Oh, what's that honey? Take out the trash. Maybe I'll just sit here. Man. Wow, dude. That's the fucking fuck. All this Copywritten tmr with a circle. Last podcast of the life LPO TL. We're putting that down there. Fake tits with the couch. That's incredible. Yes. Couchsits.org. Oh my God. Natalie's never going to see me again. Oh wow. Side stories is crushing it this week. Already we're coming up with new stuff. Got a lot of stuff to get to today.

First of all. Can I just say something real quick? We can go past it. You're allowed to talk as much as you want and as long as you want. I would like to give a nice congratulations to the Florida Panthers for winning the Stanley Cup. First time ever, Miami has won hockey

and I'm very happy for them. That is all. I just wanted to say I love you Panthers. He's allowed to have this male moment. I didn't even watch a second of hockey this year. I'm just happy they won. This is Florida love. This isn't even hockey love.

You're allowed to, sure. If I could be honest, fuck hockey. Wow. Yeah, I don't even care about hockey. I don't give a shit about hockey. I never liked it. But how does this help Florida? How does this help the Sanctus voters?

How does it help them? How do we mean they already dropped the Stanley cup in the ocean? It's not even 24 hours since they won. They don't play football. They would have dropped the ball. I don't know, man. Well, great. Honestly, congrats, Florida Panthers. You go get them. Go buck yourself. Go. You go out there and you go, I hope that you slap those pucks around. They just threw it in the ocean. That is the single dumbest thing I've, I've ever seen. That's very stupid. Can I take what he said back? Congrats fellas. I love you very much. Like up into the ocean, do they all drink out of it and piss and shit in it?

You know what? I don't even know any of their names. Yeah. God knows. Yeah. That's like, yeah. That's like Slobodan Milankovic and then you got the other guy. I keep saying that. There's another one over there. Yeah. They're all Chetchendian. There's a go with him. Like, I'm just happy to say, wow. Yeah. They just threw it in the water. That's really stupid. Fucking ocean. That's why Florida doesn't have a nice thing. Yeah, that's right. They are going to end up becoming the Atlanta Panthers is what is going to happen. All right. That's boys. Good work.

Thank you for bringing it back to Miami or bringing it to Miami. Good work guys. Now I covered the Karen Reed trial clumsily last week and I did make one an actual mistake. Now the only reason why I'm bringing up is because we are now in the middle of the verdict. Like they're doing the verdict finding area right now. It could be out by the time this episode comes out. By the time, honestly, it's what's going to happen. By the time this episode is going to happen, we're going to know whether or not she is innocent or guilty. But I have got a really good, the main correction I wanted to give was that it wasn't Karen Reed that

texted has long to die in the cold. That is what I thought. And I was confused because I'd listened to a lot of coverage. I did listen to hours of coverage, but I, so she didn't write that. No, I was, that's why I, that, but honestly, that's why I was confused. I was like, why is there an even issue here? So it was written by Jennifer McCabe, who's a friend of the Albert family, which were the guys that own that house that no one came out or was interviewed in or like the idea of where the mysterious party happened with the big connections to the boss.

That's a big fuck up. Yes. It's a very big fuck up. Yes it is. So, but that's why I don't normally do this. So she's to be innocent. I, there's a lot there, but the key is, is that she was very, very intoxicated. Oh yeah.

So they're saying a little bit is that we don't know. Could be a group murder. They were saying, we don't know what happened. And then also the weird stuff about the text exchange between the Albert family. There's the guys that own the house showed that one of the uncles told everyone to say that the guy never went into the house. Brian Albert, cop house owner replies exactly for two years. Brian's son, Colin,

a known hot head was kept off a witness reports after texts between him and his sister proved he was there that night. He started to appear back in the statements, which also interesting. Also, she was sending weird flirty texts as Karen Reed to appear back in the statements, which also interesting. Also, she was sending weird, flirty texts, as Karen Reed, to another one of his buddies, John O'Keefe, one of the men that was murdered in this instance. And it's really weird, it's very complicated, but that was the main fact.

Everything else I was fine on. Yeah. But I just got that one fact wrong. No, no, I'm glad you corrected yourself. Yeah, because I tried to, look at me. I'm just this incredible present, moisturized, so moist. My head's on a swivel and I'm just so,

I'm here and you're blessed to have me. You look horrible. I'm supposed to be working on my self-esteem. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You look fine. It's the immediate correction that's worse. I'm supposed to be working on my self-esteem. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You look fine. It's the immediate correction. That's what's the immediate correction actually doesn't make me feel better.

Now this is like you celebrate feast or instead of Easter. This is called the hair. Die is literally just trying to feel something. All right. I'm just trying to feel something, trying to feel inspired, trying to feel full energy. You know where you see the difference? I went down to Melrose with Jackie to go for good put costume shopping

so we wouldn't go look like dumb stuff for costume shopping. And normally when I'm on Melrose Avenue in Los Angeles, I'm treated like a narcotics officer. Like they view me, they look at me, and they imagine I'm here like a narcotics officer. Like I, they view me, they look at me and they imagine I'm here to tell everyone to that. They're all on double secret probation. Yeah. Just disguised as a Satanist. Yes. They have no idea that they did. There's just something about my aura. Again, it's the Zabrowski coming through with the senior, the Henry senior face that is coming through.

But when I had the hair dyed, people said hello. Really? People said, they people like offered, they were like, oh, you should check out this thing. And it was like, you know, it was some out for that, a hole for the dick for it. And I was like, thank you for thinking I want that. Yeah. You know, like that's so nice of you to think

that I'm a full deviant because that means I'm young. I'm like, euphoria me. This is me, Henry Zabrowski, euphoria Henry Zabrowski. Oh, my nipples are out. It's so cold in here. I need heroin. I'm going, I gotta go to math class. When people said your hair was dyed, they meant like it was dead. It is still there. But you notice there's more hair than there was. No, you look great. You look great. I just, it's like literally my job to make fun of you. Is it? Is it Rob?

It looks great. Well, you don't have, you are biased. You're forced. Yeah. I just it's like literally my job to make fun of you. Is it is it Rob? It looks great Well, you don't have you were biased. You're forced. Yeah No, you do I do actually like it against all odds. Yeah But I stand here stronger than I was yesterday stronger than Yesterday, oh we have one last little piece of information about the Karen a trial is there Oh, there's more up there's one little, is that this is really what they talked about. So we talked a little bit about the discrepancy about the broken taillight on this car, because they're talking about that the reason why that they think that he was struck and killed

was because they have this like broken taillight. But the problem was is that they didn't find the glass until days later and they had to dig it out from under the snow and it was super sketch. And then there was one police officer that said that they believed in previous material filmed outside of the home, the Karen Reed home, they had saw that the SUV had a cracked taillight already. Now this is where they, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, they had presented a video in court showing the seizure and control of Karen Reed's vehicle, vehicle that could claim that to hit O'Keefe. And it shows trooper Proctor, who's the head of the entire investigation.

He's the one that was texting all the mean shit about Karen Reed to all the rest of his guys. Um, he said he never went near the damaged tail light. Instead they claimed he was on the other side of the car investigating the other undamaged tail light. It wasn't until a day later that the did find out that the fucking video was inverted. So the president, they literally like they fucked it up.

The defense, the detectives agree it was inverted and claim they didn't feel the need to present it as it was the proper way. So, like, basically it showed that they he was looking at the wrong side of the car. This dude's fucked.

I mean, you know, I Karen Reed, we'll see what comes out of this, but it is very it is one of the car. This dude's fucked. I mean, you know, I, Karen Reed, we'll see what comes out of this, but it is very, it is one of the most compelling pieces about the idea of a, like of a trial based upon police corruption that I've seen in a while. Who knows? We'll see what comes out of it. Uh, so yeah, that was my main huge fuck up for the weekend. I feel like I could have done much worse. You're allowed to correct. You know what? You're allowed to be wrong. This isn't news. You're right. You know, you're right. But you people get their information from me. That's for first of all, anyone getting your information from Henry,

you might as well get your information from a dog on the side of the road. Speaking of a dog on the side of the road. Let's cut into this first news story. This is pretty horrible. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You did this. Oh, so we, um, yeah. Is it a nice, um, I, uh, do you like bang bus? Do we do trigger warnings or Tigger warning? There's no tigers in the story. I was not a big bang bus person because I hate leaving the woman behind on the road. Was there ever a bus? Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought it was like a car.

Well, I think it was a van. I think it was a van. Yeah. But it was the bang bus. But yeah, but I was filled sad when they left the slam van. Yeah. I mean, that would be nice. That'd have been better.

Or how about the love bug like her? Yeah. Have sex in the VW bug, right? Yes. We know what bang buses Rob. He has pulled up many images of bang bus. I know. Google search. Oh, that's what that is.

Now, but what if I told you there was a bus full of animals you could have sex with? I'd say you're a monster. So the Adams County SPCA rescues animals being used for bestiality from a tailor towed by a bus. Now the reason why I'm even covering this story is that it's gross, but mostly just because it's a tragic bus. It's a tragic bus. Now this guy, um, is that the cartoon?

Good. This is tragic bus. This guy, Sean Hirschbein, love this guy. He is living a nomadic like existence inside of this bus. Now it's a yellow school bus and with a makeshift trailer attached to the back of it. Now it was found in a highway pull off in Adams County last week. This is in Pennsylvania. What a great state. Yeah. And if you look at, I love Bella Pittsburgh, I love Philly. We know we do. Also we're coming live to Philly and I, but I think that show is sold out. So it doesn't even matter. Yeah.

Unless they, yeah, they can't even get their money back. Can they? No, they're screwed. So we'll see in Philly. It's gonna be fun. But this guy, he had this bus in was they were, they were investigating this broke down bus on the side of the road. Now, but this guy, Sean Hirschbein did is that he'd

scrawled his phone number on the sides of this bus so he could be easily available to get to. Cause he said he lived with animals. And he said that what he does is 24 hour tires and animal shows. Okay. So he can do animal show with his many, many chickens. So the whole inside of the bus was filled with an entire, I am going to say chicken

tenement house. It's all chickens. It's all chickens and roosters. It's absolutely jam packed with chicken shit. It looks absolutely horrifying. We're looking at pictures right now, but there was a trailer attached with that at a horse and several dogs in the back of this trailer. Now, people, when you go and you look up the number, Sean Hirschbein's number, we don't have it here. I believe it's 8 6 7 5 3 0 9.

He scrawled his phone number. The, the, apparently the number went to various adult oriented websites where it showed that Sean Hirschbein is a fairly, if not popular, but self-confident male sex worker. So hold on. You call the number and it goes to a website? Well, the idea of the website was, the number was connected to a bunch of websites and a bunch of escort websites for this man. Sean, but it was a male escorts, right? Yes.

Yes. It was male escorts. Now he's the escort. He whoop. Ooh, now he was working with a working with is a, I'm going to say that loosely. He was one of his co-writers with someone named Deanna Huff. Now it seems like he was slowly but surely grooming this 15 year old girl. That's kind of where all these things kind of came from. And he sent to her a bunch of pictures, which is again, if you, I don't recommend flirting

with a 15 year old girl, if you're not 15 years old as well. But I would say that if you're not, don't send a bunch of pictures of a guy sucking horse dick because it's like, I would say BTS tickets. I would say something like, you know, you go see, go don't talk to men on the internet. Go home. I think is a good thing to write to them. Yeah. You're right. You're right. Hey, you want to go see if we have everyone's favorite Ryan Reynolds with me. Right. Again, great. But again, but if you were to ask a child on a date, you take them to see if with Ryan Reynolds and he's even said that. Yeah. Ryan Reynolds loves that. Yeah. And so he's like, bring the children to my movie. So you got to, yeah. Make sure they're not

your children. I saw that. It was weird. He kind of put it in the middle of the mint mobile ad where he said something about, he's like, find a kid, bring it to if. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, we have to do a Mint Mobile ad in a little bit. We love them. We love Ryan Reynolds. I love the movie, If. I'm just saying it was a suggestion that he made, and I don't think it's got nothing to do with Mint Mobile.

He's just the owner of it and the main advertiser for it. Now... Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. So, we gotta get back into this. So, it was bad, right? So, yeah, no, but so what were the dogs and the horses doing in that trailer behind the school bus? I believe they were putting makeup on and getting dressed. Now I'm passing motorists notice Hirschbein 50 and his traveling companion huff. They

were broken down at Oxford township. Now this is all according to Penn live.com. They found the, they found the bus. There's the phone number. I can't read it. There's a phone number. Yes. It's seven one six. So we go looking up. Oh great. Seven one six four two eight. We will probably have to bleep that out, but it's in the seven one six area code. If you're curious, you can go check that out. Right? So the cops went in there and it was really bad, right? They went inside the bus. They went inside the trailer. They saw the fact that had four dogs, a horse and a bull, right? Betting everywhere. And it was really bad. They then went and realized that he was using this app called text now speaking to this juvenile, all this shit was going. It's just

really the long and short of this story is this man had a mobile and you said a bad term, but I'm going to say out of respect for the animals, a brothel that he was driving back and forth. What did I say? A whorehouse. I don't think I said it. Sounds like you said it. And I said that was disrespectful.

That was disrespectful. I said boar house. Yeah. Boar house is cute. Yeah. Did you say no? No, they went and they went. They went and they went. They went and they went. They went and they went. They, boar house. Yeah. He bore houses.

Cute. Yeah. Did you say no, no, they went and it's just, it's just not good. I didn't want to talk about it. They went, they brought the animals in, they checked them for signs of abuse. They all had it. None of it was good. It's just the, it turns out the way they were getting all of the animals too, is that they

just went on to Facebook marketplace and anybody had an animal to get rid of, they would just pick up. And so they've been using this as a sort of loose animal modeling agency for a period of time. And it looks like business is about to be closed. Now it's crazy because who were his customers? People in the 716 area. That's not, first of all, he was arrested in West Virginia.

He was and he was doing it in Pennsylvania. This is a part of the reason why this actually very complicated case is Buffalo. That was where he was originally located because he did move and his girlfriend. That's funny. That's really funny. They're endangered and that's unfortunate. All right. But the, the story, it's, it's very complicated.

That's why I'd say like, go read it on your own. You'd love this. He moved back and forth across the country often. This man has been doing crimes, sex based crimes for a very long time and he's been arrested several times. He's done this back and forth. And one of them thing that is extremely, it's extremely difficult to figure out how to catch somebody who's done a bunch of different crimes in like four different States over a very

short period of time. And he's traveling anonymously in a giant bus that is barely that he, it is now it's registered to him in Georgia, but he had sold it. He bought it back. Like it's like all this kind of shit. So it's like, that's one thing I don't want. It's like you bought the bus after was used as the quote unquote bestiality bus. And then what you took a bunch of blind kids to the park. I mean, it's definitely, you get a discount. I don't know if they did. Yeah. You're going to

remodel it because you have all these blankets. You're being like, what's that smell? Nothing. What's that sound? No, that's my animal sound pack. Meow meow. Woo woo woo woo. Woo woo. Is a regular heel Cassidy. Neil Cassidy. Neil Cassidy.

Of the bus further bus. Electric Kool-Aid acid test. And heel as a dog's heel. Yes, heels are, wow, Eddie, wow. I'm so glad we did this story. Get on the bus. Yeah, they gave the dogs- Tragic bus.

Yeah, they gave the dogs rape kits and they found out that their vulvas were enlarged. That's what I was gonna skip. I feel like that's the kind of information that people expect to hear on Side Stories. Well, I'll tell you what- If they wrote it in the paper- I know. If PennLive, the Patriot News, decided they wanted people to know.

They needed to do this? Yes. Yeah, exactly. Who am I? Yeah, I mean, I'll tell you what, my vulvas are just swollen thinking about it. So it's really bad. They call it the worst thing

to ever happen in Gettysburg. So all the ghosts of the civil war men just like sitting there all the years like, and there's just sitting there like smoking as like ghosts watching the guy fuck a horse in a field, just being like, so this is what this for us defending this Graham union. This is what this for us defend in this Graham union. They'll sales walk the future. Hell you know, the 3000 to 5,000 horses were killed in Gettysburg and this is still the worst thing to be honest.

I put those horses would rather have just been shot mad. I mean like, Hey, you know what? Honestly, why don't you just edit it? All right. I'll die the old fashioned way. Not the old way. Oh God. Well, I wanted to cover that story. But we got it out.

That was all you. But we got it out. Honestly, it was really just about the bus and having it be a whole industry. Yeah. That this guy has been running for a long time. And it's irresponsible. Yeah.

So let's get into cult alert. Hill Cassidy. Hill Cassidy. Hill Cassidy. Right down. Let's write it down. Fly from your grave. Now I don't normally like to cover boutique cults, especially ones that are on the internet because largely it-

Are you giving them advertising? It gives them advertising, but this one's really funny. Yeah. And that's why I wanted to. Now this is one, it's got one of my favorite names of a cult that I've heard long time. Profundity yours. Now it is, they could still end up, who knows? Like I guess legally I have to say it's, I don't know if you'd call it a cult or not,

but it sure does fucking seem like it. Now this group is running out of a small town in Texas called Marietta. Marietta is about 130 people, but this group profundity yours started by the effervescent Linda good McGillis, which started around 2014 has essentially taken over this entire small town. They bought the only restaurant in town, right? So they're now they're using it for meetings. They bought a ranch called the Emerald sun city of lights ranch where they are now a bunch of people are living on this land and they are not allowed to talk to their families because again, if

they talk to the families, they don't get the light energy inside of them that they need to get. Now this woman, now Linda good McGillis, she says she's the second coming of Jesus Christ. But when I look, she looks like the second coming of Roddy Roddy pipe. And she does. She has got, she's more Rodney Dangerfield than Christ. She believes that she is the great I am that she is connected to this energy. The I am, which is the I am stands for the intergalactic Alliance of masters, which is the ascended masters, a group of super powerful people up in the sky. Dude, I want one of my buddies from high school. He disappeared for a while, started worshiping this mountain and then he came back and he was hanging out with this dude named I am.

Now I am is a common thread in a lot of cult talk. I am has been around since like the 1950s. There was a channeler, I forget her name, that worked on the I am energy. This has been around for a long time. You're blowing my mind right now. Yes. And it's, but it's a common phrase and a trope within cults and cult leaders to use because it sounds like a thing. Yeah. It sounds like a thing that would be real, but we will. Marcus has said that I wasn't allowed to, but I finally allowed.

I'm going to be doing my Chandler's episode series at some point. I don't care if you all fall asleep because I'm fascinated with Chandler's. I think they're great. Now died by the way. Who Chandler's. I think they're great. Now died by the way, who Chandler Oh Bing. Yeah, man. There's like five people going down for that too. Oh yeah. Everyone's got, I mean, every time a celeb like that dies, like they got the, the guy who got him, the fentanyl Hoffman, the guy who killed Phil Seymour Hoffman, he got, he's in prison. They're coming for Michael K Williams. He's in, he's in prison forever. Yeah. They're

coming for him. When you kill a good celebrity, you go down. They want you. Yeah. They'll want to come get you. And they're not because they don't want that ketamine dude. But so McGillis, she believes that she is channeling these alien energy. She's the alpha. She's the omega. She doesn't like the word alien. She knows she says it's racist. Yeah. Yeah. She says that it's really, yeah. They have to say extraterrestrial aliens racist. So I'm as bad as calling them a bing bang, which we said the B word for aliens. You can't do that with them. Right? Never with a hard G now McGillis, she said they bought the thing about her is that she's completely a batch of nuts. And the really what's bad is that she's preying upon people

that are looking to fix their trauma. So she started as like a group, like it started as this sort of like loose hangout group and then slowly has become profunded to yours over the last several years. Um, her husband was arrested for her heart, Mark Allen McNeely. He reportedly he was her common law husband. They were together. He's currently serving 12 years on a child pornography conviction in Montana. So everything is coming up McGillis.

It's a great family. You want to be involved. Oh, and when he gets out, he's going to join them. Oh, of course. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Now she now knows that people are paying attention to it and she's like getting really angry about it. But the thing about Linda McGillis is she, the way she works, I was talking about with this, with the crew right before we started

recording about how, like if you're in a cult that has a physical location, I totally fucking get it. Like that makes sense. I think getting into a cult on a fucking like going to a Baja or going to go to some, going to a Guiana, right? Like that kind of makes sense to me in a way where if you get got over zoom, I don't understand if we're doing Colts remote here, I got to say zoom or Texas. I don't know, dude. I think this, all of this is over zoom. It's all over zoom and Facebook and, but they now have a ranch. They are making it physical, but just this idea of being like we're really gonna be like, oh, we're gonna have a cult remote workers You know like oh, I think that they have to return to the office

And I'm sorry that makes me a boomer about cults Alright, if you want to be in a cult you go to a commune and you suck a weird man's with permanent sunglasses dick Just like everybody else. Okay, What does she say to these people? So with there, she does these communicates where she talks about and, and like I tried to pin it down and a lot of it it's about how like light is energy and you need to let it inside of you to transform and you have to give me money for me to teach you these things to in order to quote unquote change your inverted solar coding. That's like one big term she uses. Another term is again,

the intergalactic Alliance of masters, like the concept of that there's ascended masters, ascended masters in the world of channeling is like, this is also kind of come from Madame Blavatsky, this concept that there is, I know this information. Like if, this is the term when you see ascended masters, it's a cult leader saying, I know this information, but it's not that I saying, I know this information,

but it's not that I'm special is that I've been granted access to a group of special secret intelligences often referred to as ascended masters. That'd be like a term. So they were, they are, when someone says ascended masters, that means a group of people that's telling you what to do, do a bunch of bad shit to a bunch of people. It's a group of people who doesn't exist because they're, they're over there, right? It's, it's blaming your cult on being like, I wish that I could change the group's bankings. I, I wish that I could, but according to the ascended masters,

this is the only way we can go towards the light, that style. So she's doing that. But also one of my favorite is that she says that we will get out of the belief of God, right? Cause God is not the belief is I am is the belief, but God, because God stands for generator operator, destroyer God is just, I am fucking like consignly airy generator operator destroyed. I saw that. I was like, that's fucking awesome. That's kind of cool. That's metal as fuck. I want that shirt. That's fucking awesome. But yes, she mostly rambles. But the reason why we also covered is that she is, she is isolating people since gardening into the point they're starting to round up. Yeah, they're doing

that thing. They're do round up. And there was a, there's a guy named siren Warner. I don't know how you, when it comes to TikTok, like investigators, I'm never that into it, but this guy actually has some great cuts on this cult. And this guy, I can't speak for the rest of his material, but this is a great video. Okay, great. And so what he did was he clipped out about how they,

what they do is ramble about fucking nonsense. I mean, they're not even rambling. I've been keeping tabs on a new age religious group in Texas called Profundity Yours, and I believe there's reason to be concerned. It's not that I think all the middle-aged members in matching uniforms are dangerous. They seem pretty tame. I'm not too concerned about the nonsense language they speak Yeah, so they just start talking to me she's got good like a bug was you like

I also don't understand why every new cult woman leader They all sound like aunt Patti from the Simpsons. Oh yeah. Cause she is like, he's like, I need you to understand what the type of energies here, we need to find a balance in your energies. I really, there's something about that though. Like, you know, I do respect women who talk like that. I feel like it's a, it's a new pack. It feels like you know something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You sound like a fun waitress. I remember one time I was delivering baby furniture for a while. Maybe baby furniture rentals back in Florida, things that people ask for. Yeah. You just arrive with a bunch of weird baby furniture and threw it on the lawn and go like, Oh, I'll be back here in a week. You can't know it's baby furniture. Rentals is like an actual like job business

in South Florida. Cause old people live there and they have people visit them and they need to rent a crib. Yeah. You know, so, but I remember I'd spend these long ass days going around, people yelling at me, call me fat, call me hammered all day long, try to get me fired. I hated it. And then I had a really long day one time. And I remember the last one was in the shitty neighborhood and it was just awful. And I couldn't, I was like, damn it, this is disgusting. And then I put a crib in this woman's house and she was the nicest one of everyone. She's smoking a million cigarettes around all these kids.

And then she hands me $10 at the end of the day and say, go buy yourself a pack of cigarettes. This is like, no ma'am, I'm sorry. You scared me straight. But she gave me the biggest tip. I got the entire time I worked there. Cause nothing, I don't know what it is. Cause they love love you should see the mansions. I put fucking cribs in I know they love they love a lady that sounds like that. That sounds like somebody you can trust for some reason It sounds like somebody who's lived a lot of life. Oh too much life too much life

But mcgillis has lived too much life and that is what you know as the l.o.v. import and the younger myth of creation. This is my this is what I'm talking about. I listened to this for three hours and this lady talks a nonstop clip about the idea

that we are in. We need to separate our two realities that we are in. One reality where we're here and now, but there's another reality where we're up and down and like, she's saying all this, like it's, it is, it is the most horse shit I've heard.

She sounds like a computer with lips. I've read Dianetics and it's made more sense. Like it's that like, LRH was more and more. I see more and more. I see these other guys. You love LRH. He's your favorite. They just don't fucking get it. They don't get it. LRH is the only one who did it right.

He did it right. Him, Joseph Smith. Yeah. Did it right. They knew what they were doing. They had a plan. It was creative. I mean, Joseph Smith didn't really have a plan.

He was just sick of walking and he saw a lake and he was like, Jesus was here. Joseph Smith was a very, very skilled con man. So I would put him up. I still view probably it's like he's in the con man hall of fame. It's like, Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's on the Mount Rushburn. He's met the, what he did was truly like, cause Mormonism is still one of the third, it's like things's the third biggest religion in the world. Mormonism? Yeah, it's huge. Mormonism is huge.

Is that why all those books are in the hotels? That's cause of a deal with Hyatt. Really? Well that's something else. What was it, the Mormon, I forget why, it was something, there's something with the Book of Mormon. I don't remember. I'm not gonna act.

I'm not gonna say confidently why I know. Okay. Cause I don't know. Fair enough. But they did something. You learned off of your Karen Reed mistakes. I'm not gonna say confidently why I know okay, because I don't know fair enough But they did something you learned off of your Karen Reed mistakes I tried to I try not to talk if I'm talking out of my ass. Um, it's cuz I'm trying to yes Yeah, if I'm not I'm trying not to speak with confidence. Yes every day. How do you think I got here folks? How do you think I did this? Um,'s going to happen to this woman? Nothing. Nothing?

Right now we'll see. Right now it's just the beginning. Something will, some sort of bullshit is going to end up coming out. People are just mostly getting concerned about the fact they are currently isolating themselves. Is profanity yours like a religion? Profanity yours! Profanity yours! No, it is profanity yours, a society of diverse humans coming together now to co-create a new environment.

One of the- wait actually let me take it back. ProfundityYours is a society of diverse humans coming together now to co-create a new environment. One of the empowered gratitude and heart-based living as one with the earth, each one of us contributes wisdom, experience, and limitless perspectives on a new way of being, living, and participating in life. We choose to live by higher morals, ethics, honesty, and integrity. We encourage art-based living. That's the thing, it's heart-based.

All right, through building strong foundations of trust, genuineness and authenticity, our community grows and we expand through offerings and love blessings of others as we walk hand in hand with each other in humbled gratitude, grace, truth, faith and love. So that's who they are. Cool. So yeah, their mission is to live as one with the earth, whole heart, whole mind, whole soul, whole spirit, promote, apply, embody spirit, AKA P body means nothing. Purpose, we bring the wisdom of the ways of the ancients to the present reality whilst

letting go of the modernization enslavement by living our ancient futuristic knowing. Yeah. I wish. If I could just live my ancient futuristic knowing I wouldn't need to have a job. That's what she's saying. That is actually, that's not, sounds nice. I just don't know how I guess we have to eat. The first thing you want to do is going to go down. You're going to get me a pack of Paul malls and then you're going to call my ex husband and you can tell him, go fuck yourself. Right? He's coming. He loves it. No, no, we were, that's

my ex husband. This is my current husband I love what he does. I don't care about the child pornography because children grow Every child becomes a lady Game on then we can all take a piece Then we can all take a piece. Sorry, I'm getting a message. I love crazy people. You know who else is crazy is Danica Patrick. I love Danica Patrick. I did not know. So Danica Patrick, who was a formula one driver, right? That

was what she was. She was like beautiful. She did both. Isn't her thing. She did NASCAR. Yeah. She did both of them. Now isn't Danica Patrick. She also like, but wasn't she like famous for a while? Like she was the first woman to do it. Yeah. And now, but now she's apparently she was awesome. She's completely insane. Now, now apparently she went, she gets, she did her lizard people podcast apparently. I didn't know about any of this. So sad. She did a long thing about how she believes there's another, another again, it's these terms that come up. So think about this. They treated her like shit. Think about all the stuff that I just said, right? About, like I said, new earth, blah, blah, blah. Here's, here's what Dan Patrick is saying. People in the past, quote,

unquote, found solution for cancer, but they were killed off. We're seeing the uprising may quote new earth frequency. People getting murdered over free energy technology. Five G is poisoning us. They're also saying here you obviously all the UFO is fine. All the UFO stuff is real. That's kind of the new that's unfortunately I'm going to have to say that that makes sense. Um, in the next four years, the celebrity reptilians will all shape shift into their true forms because of these so-called truth love vibrations. Those who

do not wish to show their true forms will quote unquote transmute into the light AKA pass away. So they're going to die. Right? So according to her, Justin Bieber is going to accidentally shape shift on stage in front of thousands. He canceled his tour. He's not doing it. Honestly. You know, who's going to do it is fucking, but we're not talking about is fucking Taylor Swift. Who's going to flip it on all of us. We're going to be free to her. We're going to be afraid of her 2028. You know who she used to date? Who? Aaron Rogers. She dated Aaron Rogers. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. No, they're all crazy, dude. And they're all connected.

It's so weird. What is next, dude? No, she's not going to flip her people. She's going to flip them. She's fine. She's going to flip them way more than fine. I'm just saying, yeah, she's doing fine. Yeah. I'm just saying we got to watch her because if she, everyone's watching her. Because we know what I'm saying, but we gotta like, with one foot in to the mania, one foot out. I don't mind the music. I don't even care about the music.

I don't like the music, but I respect her as a person. She has too much strength. We gotta be careful. I think she's good. For now. Good human is a better way to say it. I actually don't... How do you know that?

Because she gave a bunch of money to everyone who works for her. Yeah, but that's just so they don't snitch. Snitch? A hundred million dollars to everybody. So she doesn't snitch, dude. That's fucking body money, dog. And hide money, body. I don't know what they got going on backstage, dog. Man, who cares if she's giving out a hundred mil? I don't know, man. Everybody's got a price. Don't they?

Yeah. Wow. You give me more, you can treat me got a price. Don't they? Yeah. Well, you give me more. You can treat me worse. My price is exactly $7,000. Exactly. All right. So yeah. So Danica did do a bunch of mushrooms. Yeah. We have an energetic responsibility to clear all of these energies. And basically we have to stop telling kids that Santa's real and say that ghosts are real. I agree with that to be honest with you I don't like the Santa Claus thing. I told you my perspective is

go deeper in. But why are we just lying to children? Because they should just get used to it now. Mommy bought the gifts. Daddy worked hard. I fucking bought them. Not Santa Claus. I'm not Santa Claus. There's no fucking elephants. You're not having a child. Elephants, elves. Yeah, we're not having kids. This is why we're not having kids. You know also why we're not having kids is that I was also saw three, I mean this, three different stories in the last month of a kid killing their parents. There was one, it was a Mormon kid that was, that transitioned to a girl and then flipped out and killed her parents in cold blood, double tapped both

of them and then almost shot, killed her brother. Then there was another one. It was a young girl who was 15 years old, stabbed her mother in her sleep because he said her mother was trying to deny her blackness. Oh my God. To white. She was white also by the way. And then, and then another kid shot his mom and his dad I was like, whoa, I'm guy. I got to get this vasectomy. Yeah It is yeah cuz the whole Alright a toddler has now shot someone every week for two solid years in America to be careful, man Kids for two years every week. A toddler has shot somebody in America. It's

too hard here. Toddlers. What? Four and under. Yeah. That's wild. It's too hard here, man. It shouldn't be like that. We should say, Oh, toddlers are at the height of playing with blocks this year. Like that's your to be, should be, Oh, toddlers have loved the letter G the most this year. I'd say at the very least we should make it harder to pull a trigger. I think you should have more hand strength. Yeah. I think it should be, I don't think a toddler should be physically able to pull the trigger of a gun. That's a little too easy. Unless, you know, hear me out Eddie. Every toddler gets a gun.

Oh, okay. That makes sense. You're looking to stop a toddler with a gun. It's a good toddler. That's a great idea, Henry. That's a good idea. I appreciate that. All right.

One in five toddlers gets a grenade. One in five toddler gets a grenade. I appreciate that. All right. One in five toddlers gets a grenade. One of five toddlers gets a grenade. Let's see how it happens. One in five toddlers is a grenade. It's like crack. That'd be fucking awesome. Oh yeah. What a horrible week. So yeah, go, go, go. We gotta be careful. So there was a couple of weeks ago, we were going to talk about something that we decided to skip. Where as a woman in California was mauled and killed by a black bear. Oh yeah. Cause she had gotten into that.

She got into a car accident. That's a story. And then the bear came and pulled fished her out of the car while she was laying there. Yeah. And it was the first time a black bear has mauled someone to death in California. Yeah. All right. And so, but apparently the story has now gone deeper. The bear was stalking the woman for months. So this is the same story. This is the same story. It's a black bear. So if it's a different story, I mean, it's the only time a black bear has killed someone in California. Her name is Patrice Miller, 71 year old Patrice

Miller. She's a black bear was harassing her for months and ended up breaking into her home and killing her. What the living fuck. Yes. What did she do? She was a pirate like Winnie the Pooh. No, she was just bad at taking out a trash. Unfortunately, it seems like I don't, that shouldn't be punishable by death. No. Well in barrel culture it is. She used to call the bear the big bastard. And she always say the big bastards coming to my house and stuff. And everyone, and everyone would talk. She'd always tell people about the bear that was coming to her house all the time. And then she went missing for a couple of days.

Oh, so this is not, I'll just clarify. This is not the same story as the, the accident with the bear. Yeah. It's not the car. It was, it was the, it was, it was the bear attacked her in her living room. Okay. So now when I'm looking at this is that, so she knew that this bear was coming around. Yeah. It was just hanging around her house for months. Now that she knew it enough and she knew that it was coming after the stuff that her garbage, right? It appeared that the bear had been pro probably been there for several days and

been feeding on her remains. After it killed her. This is crazy. She installed steel bars across her windows to try to keep the bear out before it broke her fucking door down. They. He said that the bear broke an exit. It's a black bear too. Black bears usually don't kill people. So this is like a big fucking weird thing. What the living bear had a mission to kill this woman. Whoa. It had a vendetta against her. It's like, it's like, it hurt. She would come out and scream at it and throw cans out of it. Yeah. You don't pay for months. Wow. And then one day that bear is like snapped Tom to regulate. That's like the first thing you thought. It's just like, yeah, baby. Big bastard is here. Now this is the big bastards house and then just fucking like, and then a ripped her shreds. Holy shit. He had pulled her from her bed into the living

room. Oh, that's what it is. They first thought that maybe it was attracted that she had died in the house and she was like a drag attracted to the smell. Yeah. That's what they thought. But no, no, the bear broke in her house and fucking killed her in her bed and then ate her in the living room and fit and fed on her for a while. Hey, at least it was just sitting in her living room, eating her and shitting all over the place. She didn't go to waste. No, no, she didn't.

But that's like, that's so, then they put the bear down. Of course they put the bear down. Was it sitting on the couch watching TV? It's a man eater. But at that point, is it just living in the house? Well, is it taking showers and eating down the fridge? If you break into someone's house and you eat them, you don't get the deed. I feel like you should. I feel like if you cannibalize the people, that's your house. You've consumed a thing. Isn't it true that

if you get the deed in your hand, it's your deed. No, that if you get signed over to you, why is it there every movie, isn't there a movie in television? Are you talking about tombstone? I've just said, yes. That's what I thought. I thought you could take D different. It's mine. Now. Like if you crack open a safe, it's like now your house is mine old lady. You're talking about a time that was like 10 years ago, there were slaves. That's when that was going down. A lot of stuff's changed, but yeah, apparently in town they never saw bears back in the day, but now they're everywhere.

Well, this is the truth. This is across California. Bears are like, cause what's happening is they are, they are making a comeback, which is good in one way, but they're bad in another way. It's because of we're destroying your environment and they're moving more towards the cities. They're running out of their actual food in the forest and they're moving towards the cities looking for food. And that's kind of like what we're seeing.

We're seeing in our neighborhood that we're getting a massive influx of coyotes. Oh yeah. Fucking everywhere is cause they're leaving. They're leaving the hills and they're coming down into the valley. Yeah. That happened a lot during COVID, but now it's happening again, which is weird. It's cause they're running out of natural food or there's something else. Something is happening. It's bringing them out, but it's like, and they're fine.

I guess with the coyote, you can just kick it in the head and run away. Yeah, no, you can beat a coyote off, but it's like five coyotes. You can't beat off. No, cause if I'm, if I got five coyotes, I need a baseball bat. I'm beating off coyotes all the time. How about it's different.

That's different. And they are wily. You're trying to ingratiate yourself to them. Yeah. And that's the difference. You're trying to call me the load runner. Yeah. Yeah.

And like, I like that's the difference. You call me the load runner. Yeah. And like, I like that guy's house. I draw a giant vagina on the side of a mountain. Yeah. Oh shit. That's called VOR being sliding into that. All right. Let's see. I'll hack me fleshlight. That's all. We got a couple other. Do I have other stories here? How long have you been doing? What? How long? 50 minutes. God damn it. Rob. How long is it? How long is it? 50, 50, 50. Well, listen before I just want to talk about this for two seconds because I know something's going to happen before the end of the week. Yes. And I just want to bring it up. We're studying this. We're

going to find out what's going on, but there are two astronauts stuck in space because Boeing fucked up again, dude. Boeing also sort of semi admitted that they do. They have, there was like a representative of the company that said he believed there had been like, what's the term like revenge like behavior from Boeing towards some of the whistleblowers. It sounds like it's not just straight up whack and I'm necessarily, but it's ruining their lives, which is leading them to commit suicide or die of weird diseases.

But it's also like, I was starting to, I don't think Boeing, they're not killing them, but they're giving them diseases. I think that Boeing is not doing well. And I think that they're just so important, you know, and they just do so many things. And then the astronauts being left up there. I know the astronauts technically sign on to die. Yeah, I guess so. But it's been a long time. They don't sign on to die. They sign on and saying, if I die. Yeah, then I'm fine with it because I'm an astronaut. But there was a leak before they left. Well, do they go? This is actually

sidestories l p oL, gmail.com. Cause I'd love to talk to somebody who knows more about that. Because I feel like what it is, this is a very much a developing story. Very much so. And I would love to know if there is, as I imagine there is a series of protocols that you have to fulfill before you could take off. And then I also wonder if the pilots themselves are like, Oh, that's an issue we can handle later or, or they just not told. Like are they not, is that a thing where they're looking at

it and they decide to go ahead because, oh hey actually maybe we, this is like a thing that we can fix up there. Yeah. Because, but I don't know if that's how that works. I imagine if anything's broken on a fucking space shuttle they would stop it, but maybe they can't. Maybe it's too expensive. Maybe it literally gets to a point where once the train's rolling out the fucking, the station that you can't stop it. I don't know. Yeah.

I mean, what are they supposed to do? They're fucking up there. I mean, they're, I mean, they're scheduled to come home on July 2nd. So we'll see if that happens. So why are they going to die? Is it just cause they just have no more resources and they're just stuck? There's a helium leak. So they're losing like, so they can't talk in funny voices to each other and they're going to lose morale or?

Yeah, I think that's what it is. And they're both going to commit suicide. No, I don't know. I don't know how fucking spaceships work. All right. I'm not either just Boeing apparently. They can stop asking us to come in and consult. They say maybe we shouldn't break our NDA right now, but actually it's been, it's been eight months. Yeah, no, we've been consulting in a lot of the new Boeing craft and they've asked us for a lot of our opinions and cause our main thing is, I came in, I was like, yo, why isn't

this shit leaking helium? And they're like, I'm sorry, Ed, we'll make it leak helium. Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, helium. Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke, poke. He brought a pencil. He just stuck a bunch of holes in the helium balloons. I don't fucking know, dude. I told him, hey, why don't you make space shuttles not stupid anymore?

Yeah, man, don't make them fucking dumb. Fucking whatever, dude. Put a fucking, I want a flaming skull on one, man. God damn space idiots. You don't know how to fucking run a business, Boeing. Fuck you, dude. Well, I hope these astronauts fucking run a business Boeing. Fuck you, dude. I hope these astronauts live. I like astronauts.

We all like astronauts. You know, remember the insult, your mother's an astronaut? Yeah, what was that? I don't know, that never made sense to me. Why was that? It's like a compliment. That's a weird one. Right?

Your mom was an astronaut. Yeah, why was that a thing? Maybe it was because it was close to the Challenger. So your mother died in a fucking explosion. Your mother's an astronaut right here. Okay. This says, all right, astronaut.

His mom was a spaced out junkie, druggy, therefore being all messed up. Is that what they really say? They don't just say your mom's a fucked up junkie. Yeah. They don't just see that. Cause I feel like that's a really nice way of saying your mom's a junkie. It was made famous by white men. Can't jump. Yeah. They don't just see that because I feel like that's way to the point. Astronaut's a really nice way of saying your mom's a junkie. It was made famous by white men. Can't jump. Yeah. I remember that.

That's right. Oh yeah. Your mom was an astronaut. Hey, leave my mama out of this. Yeah. Yeah. Because that's the thing. It's like, Oh, me saying your mother's an astronaut is just another way of saying you're all fucked up. And we learned that. You ever remember, did you ever hear that big bird was supposed to be on the challenger? We talked all about this. Oh yeah. We do. We talked to, we did a whole breakdown. I did it with Marcus. I did a whole breakdown with Marcus about how we believe everything. The moment I walk out of this room, Marcus and I talked about how

he believes that, but literally American history would have been different if big bird was killed on the challenger. If he had exploded the challenge or a lot of shit, and then we brought up all the various ways that everything else could be different. You know, killed on the challenger. Oh yeah. Like if he had exploded the challenger a lot of shit and then we brought up all the various ways everything else could be different. You know, I saw the challenger explode. Yeah. Yeah. When I was a kid, I was in preschool and they all brought, I was around Orlando and they

brought us outside to see the space shuttle launch. We saw it explode. You did nothing to stop it. I did nothing to stop it. I probably took a nap. I guess that's another NDA broken. NDA, no dogsDA. No dogs allowed. No dogs allowed.

Not on the tragic bus. The tragic bus. All right, let's do some listener emails. Now Eddie brought up a really gross thing last week, but it not a gross thing, but it was like a insight view to Eddie's mind that I didn't understand. And apparently you tripped into a whole world. Now you said your favorite thing in the world is the thigh meat that is above the end of a thigh high sock leading up to the top of the hem of a short skirt. That you said that that was your favorite

thing. My favorite thing, but I really like it. But you, it is your, you like it a lot. I like it a lot. I like it a lot. I like it a lot. And guess who else really likes it? Lots of people. The entire island of Japan. Now apparently... Ooh, I like Japan. According to a listener, the thigh-high socks to skirt hem strip of thigh meat actually has a name in Japanese because it's so fetishized.

Zeti-ai Ryoki. No, I don't know how to correctly pronounce it, but I do know how to wear it. And I know that it gets me laid by my filthy weeb of a partner. That's part of listener number two. I don't think that's that difficult. Sorry. Um, but listen to number two, right? Listening to the new episode right now.

And I'm so glad to finally have something to email you on when Andy was talking about the area of exposed thigh. When someone wears knee high, high socks, it's also called absolute territory. Okay. It was a big time. It was a big term. I saw my early days in four chance anime board, which I think really derived from neon Genesis, Evangelion. I can totally see that, right? The higher the stocking and shorter the skirt, the more powerful the absolute territory becomes. I can see that there's nothing cuter, sexier than a glimpse of skin. Happy to continue to see Eddie be a man of taste Yes, yep

They were with me. I think that's great. It's fine, and you don't like it. You know what it is I'm not into the schoolgirl aesthetic doesn't have to be a schoolgirl skirt It's very much so in the realm of this schoolgirl Territory because of the socks and skirt. What are you trying to say to me? I'm saying it's not wrong because the schoolgirl come 30 anyone can wear it of this school girl territory because of the socks and the skirt. What are you trying to say to me? I'm just saying, it's not wrong because a school girl can be 30. Anyone can wear it. Girls go to school at every age. Women go to school.

You don't gotta be. You could be 40 and be a school girl. If you're dressed like one, if you go to school, you'll be a school woman. School woman. Every woman loves to hear that. I'm here for my GED. Yeah, alright, you school woman. Don't you it. Yeah. All right. You're school woman. Don't you look at it. My side. Hey, you should have left it out. You should have left it out. Yeah. There's the absolute territory. Yeah. It is. It is mostly, yes. I believe this. It is coming from, it is a, it's a Catholic school girl uniform aesthetic that I think

comes from high school. I think it literally comes from her high school. Wow. That's crazy. Back in the day, not high school, grade school. Yeah. This is a, an old idea in Ed's mind. Wow. Yeah. We learned something. I learned something about yourself. Yeah. Cause I like legs and I like meat. I love legs. I like meat, but I like all of it. I like all of it too. But if I were to order it, not on a menu. Like number one, number two legs be in the top five parts on a woman. This is also how they did it on the tragic bus. Cause you know what they say, my dogs four legs, no waiting. Now. All right, here we go. This is a concerning email. All right. Here we go. This is a concerning email. Oh, right. What is it? They're all concerning, by the way. This one is very concerning.

Okay. All right. Of course I'm writing to you now because of the latest episodes. Now, how is it that I have a child that is a cannibal? It's not really that black and white. They're not a practicing cannibal. They've never actually consumed human flesh. However, they have had cannibalistic urges since they were a toddler. When they were two, they would say things like, I would like to eat somebody. I'm going to eat you.

I will gobble you up. But when you hear things like that come out of a two year old's mouth, you don't really take it seriously. As they got older, they confided in me that they were hearing voices, and the voices were telling them to do horrific things, and they felt the urge to consume human flesh. Of course we put them in counseling immediately. After a while they were finally diagnosed with psychosis. They've been on antipsychotics and are still continuing counseling.

They know they shouldn't consume human flesh, but they don't understand why. I've explained why in society you wouldn't do that and the health reasons behind it. It's going to be a long road, obviously, but we will get there, all body parts intact, uneaten. I do not fear my child. I love them with all my heart. I do not think that I will ever be consumed. We have a healthy relationship and they are very open with me. Although we do take it seriously, we do joke around about it as well. Mental illness doesn't have to be scary all the time. It's like a battle of nature versus nurture. And with my child, with any luck, having a good environment and loving parents wins out.

So hopefully this is one cannibal you guys will never hear about in the news. And I actually think that that is one of the weirdest, brightest lights I've heard in a second because what we've talked about endlessly over the years is people like Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, Armand Mivis. Imagine if there was a place that they could say in a safe way, I'm having these horrendous thoughts and I need help. So I think that's largely towards the youngness of this kid that they were able to be so open with their parents and the fact that it was happening this early. We now know Armand Mivis had the same cannibalistic fantasies as a little boy.

We know that BTK was also having S and M fantasies as little boy just came out of the fucking the pipe like that. Just that's how they were. So that I like it's funny and it's scary, but there's also like a thing in there. Like that's what real love is, is someone saying to you something like this and want before they commit a crime or do something really fucked up. You're you don't know judgments. You say, I'm here to help.

I'm going to do it first. I'm because you need help and you're not just fucked up. We are fucked up. So don't slap them a bunch. Unless it's with a piece of like stick. God, that would help me as a boy. Yeah. Now do you like, is it good? Like, do you think he should like lean into it a little bit and be like, make them meals that look like people? I think no. Nope. Why not? I think that continues to strengthen the fantasy. Now, what if one of someone like this showed up to one of your cannibal parties? Oh, when I do the cannibal

parties. Yeah. I will gladly WC, you know, I'll take their ticket money and I'll take a picture with them and that's it. I'm not a therapist. You know, I can't get in there and if they told me they weren't actually a cannibal and they're doing this as a dry run, I'd be waiting to eat somebody for years. Henry's a brown skin. I'd be like, Hey buddy, you know, welcome to the club. I'm glad you're here doing this in this way. Cause if you can get out of your system, eat a bunch of pursuit ship like a butt, no harm,

no foul, no harm, no foul. And if you can just eat it that way. That should have been the name of that guy's chicken fuck bus. Ah! It seems like it's all harm, all harm, all foul. All harm, all foul. Like, ugh, ugh. We got, we did a lot of videos.

There's a lot of shit. I think we did enough. Yeah. I think we've done enough today. You've done enough. I think we've done enough. Can I do a quick plug? Please? I'm gonna be doing stand-up tomorrow night in Burbank at the Moose Lodge. You lucky lucky boy Oh my god, there's a new stand-up show vintage comedy. I don't know what to expect

I'm part of a bunch of comics are doing some time. I'm always hosting Cory Jacobs is hosting. Oh, it sounds familiar. Yeah. Um, he, uh, he owns Yes Baby Vintage and Burbank and stuff like that. Yes. Um, but yeah, the Burbank Moose Lodge vintage comedy, 8 PM, $10 come on down. I'm doing like 10 minutes. Maybe I'll run the light a little bit, you know, calm, check it out. I'll shake some hands. I fucking love to see you guys.

Uh, that's Thursday night. Uh, what is that? The 27th of June. I'm going to reach out to our listeners and see who's out there in the New York comedy scene because Eddie and I want to do a goddamn bar show when we're in town. We want to do a good New York bar. And so that's the thing. It has to be good. Yeah. Like you can't suck. So you have to look at miss the shitty shows. That's why I'm doing the moose. I like a shitty show. That's good. That's what I want. I want a

shitty show. That's good. So I did the book us on your shitty show. That's actually very good to make it. We need two microphones. Yes. Two microphones. Cause we really want to do something when we're in town. When he talks, I talk like a professional. Yeah. So live every day. Yeah. Begging to be booked in a basement, the worst section of the, one of the worst cities in the world. Yeah. And you love the fact that when you get out on that stage, those hipsters, they might look at you like you're the world's oldest man, but they don't know that you invented the laughter that they are experiencing. All right. And they're going to have to live with the fact that they weren't

there in 2006 when we began at all. I mean, we started before that. I'm just saying what they know. Yeah. But they don't understand it. Yeah. So that show is going to be at the King's theater, December 7th. And so we're looking for our gig on Sunday night on December 8th. Fuck it. Well, I would say, yeah, cause we'll Friday night. We're going to be in Philly Friday night. We're in Philly doing side stories live December 6th. I think that's sold out, but maybe there might be a ticker or two left. Also going to be doing side stories live on September 13th in Chicago at the Park West, which is beautiful theater. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. So December 8th. All right. Casey James Salengo. I know you listen, you fuck. Casey James Salengo. Yeah. Yeah.

You hit me up. He hit me up. Yeah. Give us on a show, Casey. All right, fuckers. December 8th. All right. I love you guys. Go to patreon.com slash slice podcasts on the left to watch us talk on last podcast on the left.

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