Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: The 'Uncorrupt' Nun

Episode Date: June 1, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news starting off with some updates, and then A Woman freezes to death in an Arby's freezer, Nun's body appears "uncorrupted" after flood exposes corpse, Prison Escapee's body found floating in the Ohio River, UFO News, Florida man believed he was being chased by a ghost (tried to break into a hotel room, jumped into a river, and banged on the doors of several houses), A Trash Haulin' Hero of the Week, Green books are poisonous, Listener Stories, and Much Much More!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories. I'm your glade. That's one of the cannonballs. I'm starting. Side storage. Side storage. Yeah.

Yep. You know, it's kind of funny. What? Sometimes, you know, love this job. Love this job. Love this job. But, sometimes, you know, love this job. Love this job. Love this job, but I will commiserate with this one guy. I saw this.

One of my favorite headlines I've seen in a while. Yes. Very top says, Loch Ness Monster Hunter. I thought this job would be easier. You would think it would be actually much more difficult because the Loch Ness Monster has never been found. He is a Loch Ness Monster Hunter. What did you think the job and tail?

He just thought that he'd sit there because what he did, which is true, right? Because it's that first job. This job would be easier. What did they say about comedy, right? Like, they said, this is going to be about drugs, right? They said that drug dealers are going to give you drugs for free to get you addicted. And then you become a returning customer that is not true because everybody knows already drugs are fun and great. Well, they don't have to sell you on the concept of drugs. Yeah. Well, it's real easy.

There's a lot of advertising, without a free advertising. Well, Jay, I told you that story, but the unhail your self last week, we covered positive use of drugs. One shake took a bunch of crystal meth. Usually we say, don't do that. Don't do that. But then she had some guy come over to get a drug or with a bunch of Cosby-like drugs. The meth kicked in, combated the offensive material. It helped. And because of that, she was able to get that

man out of there. That's more of a parable of you never know what your true superpower is. But I remember when I first did comedy and you get that first buzz, you're like, wow, this is amazing. Incredible. Every show was going to be just like that. And it never is ever again. You keep going, but this guy, he moved to Dorset of the lock. There was a, of the lockness. It was like, I guess it's the area right now, the lockness in 1991. And he said that he saw once, right? And like when he was like, very, very, the very, very beginning. That's it worse than seeing it at all. That's what he said. He's like, he's like, this is going to be incredible. Yeah. I'm going to go, I'm going to see the lockness monster every day. We can gonna come besties. We're gonna hang out. We're gonna go to dinner. We're gonna have

tea together. And then guess what? You never saw it again. You almost wonder would you rather just maintain your virginity as opposed to have amazing sex. But only once. Welcome to side story speaking of amazing sex. Hey, hang it out with bad. Oh yeah. Not inside of each other. I want to thank everyone. I met a lot of different listeners in Tonapah. Now, what do you mean by different listeners? They were people, but they were different. So you went to this, what was Tonapah?

It's the scariest motel in the world. And the only thing scary is the mountain I accidentally drove through because I missed a turn on the way there. And then next thing, you know, I'm super stoned in the midst of a mountain. And, you know, then on the way back, I was coming back. We passed through Lone Pine and I was like, why didn't I go through that mountain? And then everyone told me it's because you took the wrong turn. So you're supposed to go through the mountain. No, no, no way back was a lot easier. Well, what was the scariest motel? Like what was that? Well, number one, you can't buy any

of the chachkes. Very scary. They're all, number one, you can't buy any of the chachki. Very scary. They're all donated. You mean you can't buy any because it's clown theme. It's all clown theme. It's all scary. It's clowns. And they say room 108 fucking freakish shit, right?

Sure. The town itself, you have to call ahead of time being like, I want room 108. No, because I didn't know that. So I was in room 204. Just fine. Not bad. But you know, you're going to, I feel like you probably could have went down a one of eight knocked in the door and been like, now time for me to make this creep before

you. Well, when we did show up, there was a drunken man who just got back from the graveyard, not sure if it's a functional graveyard, the tombstones look real. And then he said, I made a wish and then I got into my room and then there was a cross on the floor. And that was like, whoa, well, that's not how Graveyard's work. I will, we don't know. You can't just go to a graveyard and make a wish and then go back to your hotel room

and think it's gonna happen. Because if that was true, you know how many nannas would still be alive? Well, very true. Tonapa, which I learned how to say, very good. It is Info Wars country. A lot of Info Wars out there. A lot of people combating false information.

Truly free people. They've broken out of this prison planet. We now know. I know it's for a fact of doing a lot of people combating false information, truly free people. They've broken out of this prison planet. We now know. I know it's for a fact of doing a lot of research. They lighted the end of the tunnel. You see when you die, that's not heaven. That's actually keeping your soul and a forever reincarnation prison. Like you on the planet earth. You know, a lot of leave. Yeah. You heard of your first. Well, indeed. And then we went to Lone Pine after Tonipa. Just be careful though. I don't want you to mean places, but the brewery in Tonipa did cause a lot of fun boys, Nate. Because they also barbecue. But I don't think anyone's making it.

So I know where they're getting it. But then Lone Pine. You see, if I actually you do look skinnier. Thank you. Lone Pine, there was a murder mystery. This was a town about 3,000. It could not get any bigger. You were smaller.

You were smaller reporting from the field. I was from the field. I000. It cannot get any bigger. You were reporting from the field. I was from the field. I felt like, that's a bad good coffee. Loan Pine, Twin Peaks, a lot of similarities. The town is not able to get any larger because of the water reservoir. They're in charge of all the water, fucking weather, but water, water, by the way. So that's what they're saying because they're like normally people have been haranging us. All they want to do is move to loan. If you saw the beauty of my wife, they were, they were, they're alive. They can't wait to go to this. It's called one tree. It's, it's a city famous for one tree. And you remember one tree hill? I had a molester. I remember. I believe that was seventh

heaven. It's all the same. It is all the same. But anyway, lone pine, I did find out. So I get through these missing girl signs, a lot of missing girl signs on highway 395 thousand. I don't know what I know, like showing a picture where they go like this. He's like, you see this? So you're right here missing girl. That might be a component as to why these young girls seem to be going missing Dorothy. So I saw this time for Dorothy. She's a mother and she's and her mother. Full name. You should actually probably be not give it to me. So it's just a woman named Dorothy. Doors from Lone Pine Killed outside of Independence found naked, burned and shot in a ditch.

The guy that was, oh, this town was so fantastic. If you have any information on anything that sounds, this is true because they were saying that there was like June 1st, there's a whole town meeting indigenous people are missing out of the small part of the United States of America. This is how far south, it's like two hours. It's it's it's it's it's a South of Los Angeles. Oh, it's a South back. It must be North. Yeah. Wow. He doesn't know where it is. Side stories LPL, gmail.com. If you know anything now, anything about missing women outside of the independence bishop, these look, I learned so much about tone of pop, tone of on a bottom bottom.

If you see anything, if you know anything, email side stories, LPL, gmail.com, we will get it over to the fabulous women over at spun because they do cover stuff like this all the time, especially on their streaming show on Twitch. I was at Jake's saloon. We'll get into show on Twitch. I was at Jake Salloon. We'll get into some stories, but I was at Jake Salloon, the one and only saloon on the main street there in a fantastic loan pine and Mike, a fantastic bartender. I was like, so what happened, man? And he said he knew where since the beginning, Dorothy, since she was a child.

And he was like, it's just insane. Things like that just don't happen here in loan pine. And so no one knows. There's three suspects evidently, but no one knows anything. There's three suspects. Yeah. I did think I did make a mistake. You know, I did make a mistake, though, because I get a little drunk, right? No, and then I'm just like, let's, let's really start talking to these guys. I asked the magician what happened. No, real weird response. He said something about, I don't want to gossip. You know, you don't want to gossip. You don't want to.

He's like, you don't want to. Literally all you do is make things disappear. That's kind of what I led with. Of course. And then he got really upset. And anyway, so check out Love Pine if you want to have a little western adventure. People say, oh, you a kiss of the change. You become hot and you would say that.

We could absolutely still walk an entire room of human beings. To make a magician uncomfortable is the skill that very, very few people have. No, especially when you're asking about mysteries, they should be right on there. Exactly. That's what I thought. I have a couple of corrections. Again, we hear fully transparent, here, exite stories of the last podcast on the left. Number one, understand it was not history of violence.

It was Eastern promises to be go mortgages and had the nude fight it.. I'm just gonna acknowledge it. Eastern promises. That wasn't even in my wheelhouse. It didn't get in there for God all about it. Also turns out Seagull taking the man's testicle is a fake story and we covered the same exact story on round table six years ago. Well, and why is it fake? Well, we have sources from six years ago saying Well, and why is it fake? We have sources from six years ago saying that it's real. I listen to some brilliant people talk about this over a decade ago. This is just a micro of the macro media machine where they just cite their own sources. I'm studying round table of gentlemen. I heard this story. Why is it fake then? Well, it's just one of those it just it was never real ever. But it just get published

every year. Oh yeah. It's also how many times it just it was never real ever, but it just get published every year. Oh yeah, it's also how many times I have chased down a conspiracy theory I've read in one comment on a video or on a piece of information. And I'll see someone very confidently say I'm going to say it's on a website that rhymes with bread it where you go in every single one of the comments will say some kind of being like, well, you know, all of this is famously debunked or you know, blah, blah, blah, they'll say something like totally confident. A bunch of people underneath that are like, yeah, absolutely. I read that too. And then I go with our research assistants and say, and you rebunk it. I go and refine

it. And then I send people out, we now have people that are trained to research, they go out, they look at it and they're like, I didn't say anything about this. And I was like, I've wasted hundreds of dollars of company money. Right. Yeah. Just doing that. Just throwing it into, but again, because we're searching things out here.

So that's why I have to debunk myself. Absolutely. Well, that is completely and utterly reasonable behavior. Yeah, it is. Oh, so they didn't charge the man. There's another update. They found the guy that, well, that was it apparently the person who cannot be named, okay,

the entity that cannot be named. But apparently, the man that was the, why are you doing this to me? I've done it every time. I know I always do it. And it's, it's, it's probably way I didn't get food poisoning from the barbecue spot, even though the person I with, we ate the exact same thing. They did.

So you becoming half squid. That's what you're saying. You're becoming half congealed. Well, that would explain a few different liquids that have leaked lately. Oh, yeah. But the man that was, I think operating as a vessel of the S man was with the member we found the pasta that was stuck. I remember you were talking about that. Yeah. And whoever this man who obviously, you know, very much similar to Hank and it, who was kind of possessed by Pennywise. Oh my goodness. I'm sorry to interrupt, but just quickly back to the clown motel.

The best thing about it is channel 36 and 37. It's just the original it and the shining on repeat. Seriously. So I actually need to get scared. I made myself like get really scared. How with the rooms creepy? Not us. Not just a grocery.

It's a bunch of clowns. But that's it. But again, you can't buy anything. It's just donated. I literally grabbed. I want it to be open. I wanted to stay. I went into the gift store and I grabbed the highest mask.

It was like an American flag clown ghost mask. It was like, this is really cool. And I took it from like no one. No one just reads that. They're like, how is it? Because you know how I'll be that doing like that. And I was like, how was it? Cause you know how I'll be that doing like that. And then like, oh, that's not for sale.

Everything is given. Can you please put it back on the tree? I didn't know like, well, what if I, but I got you a t-shirt? What if I give you money? No, I will. No, they will not. They do not accept me.

He didn't get me a t-shirt from the clam hotel from, it is from Tonapana, Nevada. And it is the finest petroleum. They do not allow anything that is given to be sold. All right. Well, cursed. Honestly, good for them. Okay. All right. But the man that apparently as an operative, uh, which is not even revealing his name, is that an operative, an operative of the S man. Uh, you dropped a bunch of the giant piles

of uncooked pasta, uh, more than 25 feet in this wooded area. They dumped it along a creek in the, uh, the, in old bread. This is Jersey, right? Jersey. Yeah. And apparently there's no criminal charges. That's what the pasta looks like now. Well, yeah, of course, it's just turned into total absolute garbage.

They went, they flipped it out. They lifted it all up and not until it turned into total garbage. Can you, what would, what is the crime? Well, that's the issue. They say they don't know, they didn't know what to do for you. Literary, you might say littering, you they didn't know what to do for you. You can't just say, literally, literally. You might say, literally, you might, but they decided to let this go because they're afraid

of what they will find. Right. When you open up the top of this story. Absolutely. That's what they're afraid of because as we know, these cops are afraid of, they don't like demons. And of course, you know, it's not really putting this person on trial that had this big getty dump.

It's putting the system on trial. It's about the system. And that's of course they in Jersey, they said, you know what? We're just going to let this go back away slowly. Well, I have a story that it's close to my heart with Arby's now this story is actually so kind of fucked up. This story is exceptionally sad. Speaking of the shining, it almost seems like a small snippet of something that could have happened at that hotel up there. Arby's, as we know, the

meat comes liquid. The meat also has to then be frozen. Well, I say like it transitions from liquid to meat. It evolves. It likes to go through all of the different types of states. It has a cocoon style, which is the plastic wrapping. You got to slice off of it. Exactly. It's really slicing into the meat. So there was a manager. She was 63 years old.

She's a widow. She's the mother of four. Her name was Naged Lee. She died on May 11th after being trapped in a faulty freezer. Now what makes this? You made me kind of surprise. He was in there for six hours, and she was a flash frozen.

I didn't know Arby's refrigerators could work that well. That's because the meat comes liquid. So it's got to be frozen. Do you think that they tried a slice some chunks off the manager? They may have, like just for, like just like, cause they're busy.

You know what's rush hour? People want their beefy cheese. I don't know if they still do the five for five deal. Oh, yeah. But you need to get those burgers out. So yeah, maybe you're just like doing the grinder. You look down and you're like, that's a toe. God dang it. Excellent.

So, Negliately, she was they were her and her sons also worked for the four and Arbys in Houston. And they got moved out to an incredible sounding town, new Iberia in Louisiana to open up or like, I guess help transition some new RB store, but they said that one problem is that they all knew that this RB store had a funky refrigerator that they couldn't get in and out of it without using a screwdriver. It was a screwdriver to open up the door. And so they arrived, they opened up, it was like, they opened around 9 a.m. She went in there. She, I guess it was like 930

on May 11th. There's a middle of the morning. She went in. They even have a breakfast menu. I think it's beefy. She writes, right to start. I mean, if you're eating breakfast at Arby's, you better be on the way to chemo or something like there is a, you had to watch yourself. You got to be careful. You should be eating Arby's breakfast. I do not think Arby's pre chemo is a good idea to be honest. Have you had the Arby's new chemo? No, I haven't had the one. Spicy chemo is one of my favorite new, it was so crazy.

I love you. I love it. And then when you finish it, you ring a little bell. They're all happy for you. Yeah. But that day she went into the freezer. And then I guess it closed behind her. And she was not found until 6.20 you. Yeah. But that day she went into the freezer and then I guess it closed behind her and she was that found until 6.20 p.m. and she was, she was frozen to death.

And they found her. She had been, she'd like beat her hands bloody. Just slamming on the door. This is the middle of the fucking day. This is what is so disgusting. Again, much like Jack and the shiny found frozen completely towards the end there. Her bleeding, beating on this door as her bones slowly, it's like fucking area. Fifth, no, I'm sorry. It's like, what was it? Unit 31. Yeah. Unit 731. Seven 31. Oh, you just to see what happens to the fucking human body. I would assume as

her hands were for and mark it. We're they're suing and they should like, you're a multi like, you gotta be like, oh, we gotta go fix our fucking freezer. She was discovered by her son that was there working that day. There must not have been selling that much. I mean, I don't know, but I don't know how it. I don't know how this happens unless it is straight up murder. That feel. Whoa, what's that even bring that up?

Maybe to bring in the old fashioned you've heard of others. You used to do this back and they do, but they just discontinued the mom and cheddar sandwich. Oh, they discontinued all of them. So I think the image, the final moments of this woman's life, bearing on an Arby's fucking freezer, your hand has got to break at some point. Yes. And then with all the blood, you can feel like the ice going, oh, it sucks, dude. So anyway, I hope that they get some, some compensation at burial. I hope so. Side stories like, uh, you TL a gmail.com. If you cover yourself in spices, would that keep you from freezing to them?

Well, that's, you know, you do wonder if you just like spray a bunch of barbecue sauce all over your body. Would that protect you? Would that protect you in some way? Would hot sauce protect you? And that's what I'm saying. I don't have hot sauce. I don't think they do hot sauce there. They shouldn't.

Well, they know, yeah, they do. Well, they get the horsey sauce. Yeah, but that's, that's not going to be hot. There's an RV spicy sauce. I don't think they're, I know they sell the RV sauce at the rails. Yeah, they got the hot sauce. I'm not going to fucking get us into another. God, the correction corner. Yes, it's the hot sauce. I'm not gonna fucking get us into another. God, the correction corner.

Yes, it's an Arby sauce, classic tomato based sauce is sweeter and tangier version of ketchup. There's the Bronco berry sauce. The sauce is bright red and fresh chasing, but believe it or not, it's not a single berry. Either as according to this spicy buffalo sauce, horsey sauce, which is technically spicy because it's horse radish, but that's white spicy.

Oh, it'll be. And then yeah, you gotta, you gotta have cheddar cheese sauce. sauce, which is technically spicy because it's horse radish, but that's white spicy. Oh, little bit. And then yeah, you got to you got to cheddar cheese sauce. There's spicy three pepper sauce, but I feel like they discontinued that because there were several people who winded by it. We don't want to support our bees until they get this woman compensation and her family. David's to Ziki sauce. I know.

No, if they say they do, but they don't. There's no way they have a Taziki sauce. Who wrote this? Who wrote a book called Arby Sausage, the definitive guy? That is so sad. It's a whole website. In Arby Sausage, the definitive guy. In Arby's spokesperson told McClatchy News, they're on it.

They say, it's too late. It's been done. The fucking manager has been turned into an ice cube. You are the, what are you going to do now? Report the news. May 26, the franchise in new Iberia is quote, cooperating fully with local authorities as they conduct their investigation too late over this air quotes tragic accident. I was trying to frame this as an accident as opposed to a mass, massive, massive mistake when it comes to their refrigeration process. Just think about where she came from, right?

She came from a fully functioning RVs to go to this new sort of like out of the way or a new IB area. They bought her entire family over there. What did we stop that? What did we learn about doing that badly and how why that's bad? Say I'm in private Ryan. Yeah. So they decided to put their entire family at this new Arby area. My I I wonder what she knew about Arby's that no one wanted to know and why is Arby's covering this up? The freezer is why did they do this to this one? Do you know how cold the freezer is supposed to be at Arby's? I don't know. Negative 10.

And that fucking cold. That's very cold. I mean, I get you because Arby's. I don't know. Negative 10. And that fucking cold. That's very cold. I mean, I get you because of the meat. I'd prefer it to be very cold. Yeah, I guess. I mean, it has to be kept at that level of temperature because it's getting open so often. So it must be hyper, hyper cold in there.

I remember smoking weed at the peteria inside the freezer. I don't know, heated up a lot. I used to go there with holding and I used to go there while customers were waiting for a long time when holdingin' used to work at that Peter restaurant. I'm a hassle. And we used to just get lit just sitting in that freezer and then like fozy his boss. He come back there and he was just doing like key bumps all the time and just like hanging out and no one was eating food.

But you know what? I think if someone was a little bit more conscious of how hungry they are, maybe they would have gone into that freezer and stolen a bite or two. Because I used to do that all the time with the anti-ans in what I worked at Burger King. Is it anti-ans or the other ones? I think it's another one, but they come a little frozen.

Oh man, no more riding your mouth. Okay. All right, let's go. So this woman she did collapse again in the field position on the floor. Yeah, it's happened. Anyway, so we support you. And Arby's you better pay up. No, and I'm checking every fucking freezer of every Arby's I go to from now on.

Absolutely. I mean, like check it for you. Check it for the woman. Look for the goddamn woman. A miracle in Missouri. Possibly. Talk about like, completely preserved. And it doesn't deserve to be body. You've been a Dictine he doesn't deserve to be. Body of Benedictine sister's foundress thought to be incorruptible. Yeah, this story is a little bit weird. It's non-based. We've been do I will say this. We covered, I believe last episode that there's a potential miracle involving bread. Yes. Yes. In the Eucharist for a real low region. Real low. I think that we are. God needs to do bigger, better things if he wants me to give a shit. I'm certain to think it's more about Catholic church and the humans that run it because

we also covered on Abel against top that. There's about 451 priests and illinois that molested over 2000 kids. And so I think there's like a big like, but what about all the exorcisms? That's why we're needed. So this woman was a sister Wilhelmina Lancaster. She founded this group called the Benedictine Sisters of Mary Queen of the Apostles, which apparently has like a bunch of hit songs.

This is real, they have a bunch of hit songs, and this is one of them, because they're calling it Shark Topping Gregorian Chance, and this is one of them, this legit. He's the one of them, this is legit. ["Soul of the World"] He basically said, You should show, but in the article,

they're like, oh, it's kind of like a rock group of Christian groups, and I thought it was going to be more like, it's just correct. But I like this. This is authentic. This isn't cool, Jesus. This isn't fake, faux. Now, this is a cool, progressive,

classic, and blood, clearing out druids music. I like it. I mean, it's fine, it's soothing. Yeah. It's soothing, but I actually, I was expecting more like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but it could be I don't think whoopies even Catholic. No, I don't think she is. I know she loves weed and she loves a big dress.

And she likes to toot. That's why she got the name whoopie. That's true story. She loves that's a true story. What they're saying was interesting about this is that is the, what they believe is to be the first African American woman to be found in corrupt. There's something that's happened several times. They said that this woman was so holy that when the, you Catholic church said to said to nuns,

you don't have to keep in the habit anymore, right? That you actually can get rid of the habit, traditional headwrap. Wow. So you don't actually have to have that anymore, but she insisted and built one out for herself. And she said that the reason why is because she's like, my name is Will Hell Meena.

So I have one hell of a will. Oh, isn't that something? So she's having fun with it. Well, she's dead. And then she died three years ago. But I would get to the meat here because then they didn't want to bury her right away for some reason. I'm not quite sure why.

And then everyone goes and checks out her body, right? And then they're always looking at her and they're like, man, she has an age to bed. I wonder if we could maybe just give her a little kiss long story short. You can't do that because she is still dead. But they say basically the human body, whether it takes like six months, then we turn into skeletons and such like that. They say that she hasn't decomposed whatsoever. Well, this is it again, this is it's probably fake and it's probably propaganda, but it is an interesting story. They said there was a flood had cracked open this grave site and that her coffin was

basically re like came up out of the ground. It's like that. They opened her up and that she was in corrupted, which means not remotely decomposed at all. It reminds me of that fantastic Sam Remy film, drag me to hell. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love a good coffin when it randomly opens. And then the corpse comes on top of you and throws up a bunch of, she's perhaps bile.

I will say she did lose some weight. Well, naturally, that's kind of one of the reasons you do it. She lose some weight. If you did, they said that when they lifted the coffin, this cracked open coffin, they expected to be about 20 to 30 pounds, but it was actually closer to 80 to 90. And if you look at her, I mean, you know, like there's a lot of her left. There is. They put it out there and immediately started selling tickets. They,

honestly, they absolutely did. And this is why I hang out. Look at this woman lay there, like she's Bob Dylan in her next door. This is why I'll never understand my Charles Manson didn't sell his body because people are fascinated by it. I never agree with his decision. I don't know why he decided to be so precious. Then he's, now he's classy. But anyway, it is interesting once you go out because there was also a lot of conversations about the Manson family where I was up in like Northern California.

And it makes all the sense of the fucking world, man. Doombuggies people were covered in mud out there. What could again, that's where true thought can really live. It's real. It's got, it's got miles of live really thing out. You know what else? You know what else lives out there? AM radio. Oh yeah. There's three channels. That's think about this Northern version of this. I kind of like nowadays, you know, think about Chad Debel, Lori Valor. Hmm. Chad Debel got to kind of operate his own little like groupie world on a podcast network

in a small town in Idaho. He had that whole little town, believe in his stick. Bro, you know what else I learned about was a guy named Jim Butler. Jim Butler, he lived in Tonopa. There was a 19 to a night. I go back so much information. 1911, a minefire, right? This guy Jim Butler, he went down there, saved a bunch of fucking minors, but he didn't

save 17 along with himself and then he died down there too. But now it's called hero. He's a hero. He's a hero. It's Jim Butler days. And so there's statues and stuff like that, but do you know him? No, but he basically runs this fucking town of unincorporated people. He's ghost. Yeah, he's memory. They had a full parade and

guess what? If you showed it up and tried to be mayor, they'd be like, you can't collect all of us. We're one with the dirt. They are. Yeah. They're unincorporated. They liked it. He died. Yeah. We have a lot of fans out there. I mean, there's three fans and two in the, no, I want to visit the motel. Actually, I'm really excited about this. But yeah, that story is probably fake. But you know, I think miracles are very interesting because it's the Catholic church trying to stay relevant in its own way by like kind of pointing out to a group of people, Hey, we're still spooky. Hey, everyone, everyone's wild. We're trying to be spooky. You know, and that's one of the areas where there is a vent diagram of some of our sensibilities,

I always loved the station of the cross when I was growing up, going to Catholic school, the 12 breakdowns. It's just a horror movie. And you know how it ends and you're like, Hey, Jesus, it's station number two, buddy. The passion. You're going to want to skip the next 10. The passion of the crisis, a actual horror film. Wasn't that, that was shown in churches.

Oh, yeah. A church revival thing with that. Oh, yeah. That was Mel Gibson's. He's ancient Catholic. He's a very strange man, very, very strange man. And then the, we remember when we did mystery science theater 3000 on top of a passion of the Christ on Easter Sunday.

Did we do that? Oh, yeah. Was I there? You must have been there. We did it on a Sunday. It was Easter Sunday. And we did mystery science theater have been there. We did it on a Sunday. It was Easter Sunday. And we did mystery science theater, mystery science theater over passion. The Christ. It was great. That's fantastic. It was one of the best times ever we ever had.

It was awesome. Oh, yeah. It was definitely. Yeah, it was definitely. They're in a half hour song. Well, anyway, just I want to talk about this one story about Bradley Gillespie. Have you heard about this guy? He's a dude who escaped. He was an inmate who escaped. And there's been a series of escapes recently. This was in Ohio. He's 50 years old. He escaped. But you know, what happened to him? They found his body floating in the river. Oh, yeah. He was trying to learn. Oh, so you're just you're just saying that he was he's dead ran away five days ago. And then he dead. You know what? They don't have swimming lessons in prison. I can't really know pools. There's no need for it. This is according to the sheriff.

They say Bradley Gillespie's body. He was a dangerous guy. Yeah. Yeah. Seems like it. Was he with big pun? Who's this guy? The other guy escaped. I don't know. Yeah. James Lee. Usually. He was arrested. Usually. Is that big? Is that big pun? I don't, I don't know how a chubby, inmate tends to escape. I think it's more difficult. I don't know how he did. He's a big boy. I mean, I have no fucking chance because you can't sneak through. I can't sneak through anything.

I mean, I guess you just kind of, did he do direct? Did he go inside the laundry basket? They say today, I believe we have closure to the five day manhunt. Wanted fugitive Bradley Gillespie has been found deceased. His body recovered in the Ohio River in Henderson. He was serving time for murder when he escaped custody last week. They aren't really saying how he is.

Oh, they got through a dumpster. They concealed themselves in a dumpster while in route to Kentucky. See that I'm always fascinated by the escape story. So like how they actually put it all together to get out because you definitely have the watcher environment right. You have to kind of work yourself into a sort of position where people trust you all other times because you know, people get out through the barber program. Barber programs are actually really like number one.

It's nice because you can come out with a skill set. If you're not trying to manipulate everybody, it's a really good place to get a skill set. Are you able to do more than one style of haircut, though? No. You just have to do the high end time. I might be that prison high and tight. I might be wrong. Side stories LPL, T L, a G, male.com, because I love the, that style of job and jail.

Same thing with working at the kitchen in jail. It's actually a really great transitional job because you could go and actually learn a skill. And then when you leave prison, you actually leave with a bunch of like new abilities. I do love your suburban view, but it's not about skills. It's about power. If you work in the chat, oh no, that's you are fucking God. Oh yeah, but that's what I'm saying. But a lot of times then it gives you access to the outside.

You believe what Tony would do for an extra burrito. Oh, I actually, I know what I would do half the time. Man, if I could fit, oh man, I would be such a little whore for extras. Man, for more sides, for two lumps or french fries, oh fuck, it's like those balls. I mean, that's what happens. I'll pretend to like it too.

I'll go, oh, yum. That is exactly what I have to. You have to. I'll pretend to like it too. I'll go, oh, yum. That is exactly what happens. You have to. Yes. You have to get soft. Anyway, so they say that the levels of stages of decomposition are consistent with a body that's been in the water.

It's fucking fake. Four to five days. No, she's a story. He died immediately. Not the none. The none is fine. Well, the none's dead, but she's also not as dead. But apparently, he just look in this picture that none to kind of bring it back.

She's kind of fucked up. Yeah. She's not as fucked up as she should be. Yeah, she's like mostly a more still dealing with shades of a corpse. Yeah, it's not. She's not doing taxes. Yeah, she's not fresh. But it's about the it's about wow, for a dead corpse. She looks pretty good after three years. Yeah, same thing with like Diane Fincy. Oh, God. I've been here. I'm here. She almost gave up the night stalker 50 years ago. And she hasn't stopped fucking this place. Anyway, um, what's just anyway back to this story about the prisoner. Oh, yeah, I died immediately.

So he just escaped and then he just drought. So maybe, maybe prison was, maybe he needed bricks, concrete, things that weren't at all liquid because he just immediately jumped into the water in Ohio and drought. It's very very very difficult, especially if you don't know the terrain, you got to figure out there's a lot of roots. Yeah, I know. It's just was he was not up to date on his swimming. They were arrested in 2016. I think once he got in, he was like really surprised by the water. It's like swimming's changed all that much in the last seven years. Your ability to do it might, maybe.

I guess. I don't know. I honestly, I feel like maybe I'm wrong. Feels like drowning is real difficult to do. It's like getting hit by a train. You know what I mean? Where if you get hit by a train, it's cause like, well, you were on the tracks, my friend.

We know where the train goes. The train ain't unpredictable. Like we know where it goes on this track. That's water there. You can't swim. I guess you kind of had to. I just don't know. I'm not sure if I am.

But then also it's scarierly easy to drown. I can't do slow water. I can't do slow water. Yeah, he didn't go to am. He didn't have a wish list waiting for him outside the goddamn prison wall. This is all about connections. That's my alligator blow up for when I go into the water. Can I please have that back?

Dude, did you see that story about the dude? And this is, I don't even have any of these. This is the whole story. It was a guy who was torn apart by 40 came in alligators. No. I was trying to look for footage of little ones. Yeah. Whoa.

Yeah, you all like tearing them apart. Like it's like, he breath. Literally that joke where it's like, you want to be eaten by one big alligator or a thousand little. No, you want to be eaten by one alligator. I would do one. Yeah, you want one because that's that's that breathed literally that joke. It's like, you want to be eaten by one big alligator or 1000. No, you want to be by one alligator. I would do one. Yeah, you want one because that's that that's spiral. They know what they're doing.

Yeah, multiple is your screaming for a long time. And they're picking you out piece by piece by piece. And as we know with West Memphis three case, they go for the balls, the dick, the eyes, all the soft tissue first. Oh, yeah. So even if you do survive after the first nibbles, everything fun about you's gone. What is life? This guy here guy talking about this guy wasn't running from Gators. He was running from fucking ghosts. Yes, he was.

I mean, let's get into our ghost and alien segments. Yeah, I got some good aliens up too. Now this guy says he broke into our house and he said it was to hide from a ghost. Now I want to read or go through this whole story and let's kind of imagine though if it was real. I mean, I think it was real to him. Florida man, Andrew George, he's in jail for breaking into a home because he said that a ghost was chasing him. This isn't Daytona Beach. It's what a surprise.

Okay, but what if it is true. Some saying George used book last week on two counts of burglary. Now, according to his arrest report, they were, these dispatchers, they were called to Daytona Beach. He was this then, and this some nice little house, right? When they arrived, they found a man. He was laying on his back on the front steps of a home. He was covered in blood and he was crying out in pain. Okay. His alleged accomplice, a woman by the name of Natasha Coutureu, with standing over him. Now this comes from law and crime. Yeah.

Have you speaking with George Coutureu and Sarah Lohwin? Is everyone here kind of figure I was going on here? He realized, right, that George and Cattureu, his, his accessory. Yes. They had rented a room in a nearby travel in. Okay. Very nice and nice travel. Welcome. Relaxing. I imagine imbibing some methamphetamine. Maybe.

Well, that's but no, I'm like, you're adding your. You're adding. Wow, just like your father, your sprinkling drugs. I'm just I'm in creating a storyline for them to attach themselves to it's in the interrogation manual. Now, they went, they got this room. They're in the room for about 30 minutes and they said that they heard a window opening and they thought someone was trying to break in the room. Scary.

They then went to the, they went to the mansion. And they demanded a refund saying this, I have this room's too desirable. People keep trying to break into what we must, this madness wasn't. Well, absolutely. And of course, if it is haunted, you flip it your reverse and you make it a haunted hotel and people will drive six hours to go to the

middle of nowhere, spend the night there and realize that the really haunting is the barbecue restaurant that gave you food, but you made six more fans. And that's really what's most incredible about your story. Yeah, maybe we doubled it up. That's huge. They were definitely surprised at my size. Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. So they were the manager, give it to them. Refunded these two people. I mean, came in and said that someone's trying to break into our room. He's like, you know what? Here's your money. Please leave. It's been 30 minutes. Again, if this was for a quickie in a sexual fashion, perhaps the manager would have been like, no, I know

what happened in there. You guys did the deed. We're not going to give you the refund. But it seems like the manager almost knows that the, that the complaints are coming. Perhaps indeed this room of that travel in is haunted. Yep. It is not a bug. It is a feature. Now, George and coach Roy, they observed with them. They said was a shadow behind them.

And thinking it was the person who was caught and caught breaking into their motel room, they ran across the street and attempt to hide from the said shadow. Again, imagine that these were your ghosts, right? To do a claim that then they went to a seven 11 and they asked for help saying, help, help, help a ghost try to break it to a hotel room and it's not. It was chasing us, right? Like it follows. And again, what if it is true?

And then they ran towards the Halifax Marina. George kept running around the Marina's parking lot. He said it was, quote, due to a ghost chasing him. Yes, he was going absolutely crazy. He then told officers he was scared of this ghost. He was scared the ghost was going to harm him. And so then he jumped into some form of retention pool where he said the ghosts followed him into the water. And coach Roy, she goes where I thought that George had just him into the water. And coach Roy, to coach Roy thought that George had just fallen into the water. Right. He pulled them out of the water.

They then ran across the street saying this ghost was in a hot pursuit. They then started banging on people's doors, screaming for help, saying help, help, help, we're being chased by ghosts. No one believed them. Well, this is kind of one of the main problems when it comes to being a hero. Someone's knocking on you going, help, help, help. Now naturally, of course, you want to help if they're a victim of the toybox killer. If you're a Jeffrey Dahmer, you see something with handcuff hanging from the cover gun, but you really need to like sit and listen and be like, okay, yes. But then they say, first of all, they got to look scary.

Like they're the ones that maybe someone is running away from and then they're like, no, what ghost is chasing us? Unless you got the salt ready to sprinkle right in your doorway, you really can't open that door. You're bringing the ghost to me. Exactly. So you've actually done a massive disservice. That's why if you are being tracked by a supernatural goal, it's you got to figure it

out. Well, I think actually Gabriel had the at first, I think George was correct in jumping into water because I think you can hide from ghosts like you hide from a swarm of bees. You can actually hide yourself amongst the water, but I guess that did not work because then they ran across the street to a bunch of neighboring homes where then George started pan-gramming and pounding and pounding on people's doors. And then he grabbed a chair and he broke, opened the home of the window of one of these homes. That's where the criminality began. Yeah. But then the people who live

inside the called 911 and I told George to please leave. Because if not, we're going to stab you with this knife. And then as you try to get into the home, the owner of the home stabbed George with a knife. Well, there you go. George allegedly told officers he couldn't get into the home due to God telling him the female was a bad person to hang out with. I feel like he's playing on the woman. Yeah. He's taking that leads to no. George admitted to taking Molly.

So I will say, okay, okay. You sprinkled the drug story, but it was Molly, but I've taken Molly half a dozen times, maybe a 10 times of taking Molly. I would say like, I have never seen a ghost. Maybe like a friendly ghost. Well, my friend had like bad friendly ghosts. They must have had like bad Molly. Cause Molly usually what the steps of Molly are,

you take it. When you went by the purchase date, I don't know, but you take it and take too much of it because I mean, that's my fate. Wouldn't want my favorite. But one of the stories I have with Kevin, he had a little thing with Molly. It was it was the 90s. I was about five years ago in Brooklyn. And then he's like, I was like, how much did I take? He's like, take the whole bag, but he was joking. Yeah. And of course, I'm just me. And I was like, that's your okay. Oh, you're a guest. I guess what the whole bag. And then that was followed, but five minutes later, like I ate that barbecue. And that was real cleanse.

But then after you cleanse, you feel great. And if you did the entire bag, that was a problem. Yeah, I bet you because that was something a lot of money. Yeah, but he was paying. Yeah, he was a writer for television. It's a TV star. Future movie star. Anyways, so this man is now just kind of chilling out and we just have no word on if the ghost is still around

or if they put him in the ghost mysteriously disappeared. They must have called the priest. Yeah, they must have. But I do sometimes what I actually, Marcus and I have had this conversation. If I ever showed up saying like, I'm fucking haunted. Like, my house is riddled with, right, and something's going on there.

And he was like, deeply torn, right? You show up, I'm, think about this. I show up at your house, tears streaming down my face. Like, literally saying, I am wickedly haunted. You know, number one, you're like, well, if you, if you might be seeing these things because of what you have in your brain. But too, Marcus also said, but you'd be the one person that might also know all of the things that are fake about the experience. You

might actually know that it's completely real because of what you know. We're going to do an uncle say on, same thing that I did when I stayed at the Andrew Jackson hotel in New Orleans, where we just get too drunk for the ghost to a pro. Make the ghost feel so unwelcome, but not in the way like get out of your more like in a way like come here. You know, because that's another way to make people feel like I gotta go is when you're like just stay with me, just stay with me. And so we're gonna do a 72 hour Uncle sayon's where we will do the stuff.

We'll do the stuff. Oh yeah, we are gonna do a 72 hour uncle say aunts where we will do the stuff. We'll do the stuff. Oh, yeah. We are gonna be fucking real. And you might have to smoke a couple cigars. Oh, yeah. Watch, we'll watch old YouTube videos of ourselves. No, we just play those on loop where we talk about, you remember when we did it? They'll be great.

You remember I need this. I'll bring my wrestling plaque and I'll break down why I'd got better my senior season. Oh, so all my old SNL tapes. Fantastic. Hey, we're gonna, that that's actually really good idea. Yeah. Because then, because then maybe at the end, we'll have learned something about ourselves and to not to move on.

That's the whole point. So this is a new tradition here at LPN, the uncle sayons or aunt sayons, make it bad for them. That's the thing when it comes to ghosts, sometimes they leave an odor, but there's nothing more odor is than 10 Stinky man after three day binge on meat and booze will make sure no one's there All right, well, I want to tell you this story. Well, I got one two two I got two a couple UFO things real quick. Yes, this is the one I wanted to talk about

Okay, I loved this I mean, I'm telling you, this fucking shit is crazy now. Now we got new footage and this comes from the recent, this recently released footage from the Weaponized podcast hosted by Jeremy Corboh and George Napi. I did a little bit of interview with a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, I know. We're like, we're funny. This is just, I just had one of those moments, too,

where I was like, this is how mainstream, flipping through my channels, Fox News. There's Jeremy Corboh. Oh, yeah. And I was like, we like, our world now, it's just so anyway, it's all, it's all on top of each self because it's like, for Fox news, you are like the only like neutral thing that they can talk about. But this was the funny thing. Jeremy did a great job. He was on with Lawrence Jones, I think, or whatever. But they cited a study that is not true, where they're like, is it true that UFOs mostly like America? 92% of UFOs cited in America. In Sherry Corp was like, that's not true at all. Really? But it is just funny that they still try to, that's where we're now is nationalizing

them. How do we make our nut on this? Because all they have to do is look at what happened with Vietnam. They even thought about giving people a pension and we went on a 30 year war. So these, I feel like these UFOs are going to be scared as hell if they don't go. Yeah. Really love our corporate oligarchs. We're going to talk. We're going to go into a little bit. Yes.

This video, they came back. These, this is a video of a UFO that was shot outside of 29 palms, California, is in April of 2021. And we see when you look at this video, is that it is a series of a series of lights, very similar to the Phoenix lights, for you know, a little bit of an arc. There's some people that are saying,

they're trying to debunk it saying that it might have been flares, which is what we've heard many times. They said that about the Phoenix lights as well. But when you look at these lights, you can actually see that they are vaguely stationary. When flares go up, they look like tears and rain. Yes. Yeah. Well, they're relatively finite. Yes. They go up. They flare out. They flare out. You watch your whip. Basically, these are stationary in this guy. One or two are kind

of hovering very similar to the Phoenix lights, but it really brought to my attention, like, you know, as I was going through myself, that there's been brand new series of leaks that are on the most reputable website on the internet. Forchan. That are. I swear to God, every year, I think forchan is gone, but then it never goes away. It goes there Well now it's like, you know, it's the place where everybody else is too offensive for everywhere else It's like makes fun of 4chan because it's like, you know, it's so down. Oh, it's different I do have like my the nerdiest internet thing I can say is live leak used to be better Oh, because I don't know. I, where's the motorcycle accidents?

Ed and I were talking about this today about how like, it's kind of sad about how like, it's so easy. I'm even on Instagram, you can still see beheadings and shit. It's like, fuck the, but on YouTube, there's no videos. We're trying to find video of the dude getting torn apart by the 40 alligators. Sure. We couldn't find any of it.

Where's the stuff? I miss it. Anyway. So this guy is? I miss it. Anyway. So this guy is a guy is a leaker. So it's interesting, because it kind of says what this phenomena is in a way that like who knows, it's probably all made up. It's a guy who's saying that he used to work for

essentially in some form of acronym that he cannot name, that is attached to the DOD and that he is now dying of liver cancer. We've heard this story in again and again, but it's a really fun take on it where he is saying he has intimate knowledge of what the US currently knows about UFOs and that UFOs are primarily unmanned drones. Okay. They have used to maybe have some more bodies in it, but they're starting to think

that some of the bodies that we have seen are projections, which actually with the jackfalae line of it is that they are they're projecting bodies for us to basically commiserate with them and think that they are body creatures, but actually even those bodies themselves or biomechanical puppets operated by some form of consciousness, sometimes known as an is B. Okay. Interesting. I mean, to some degree isn't that what that stupid ass Tesla that just got out of our solar system is to some other weird ass planet.

Sure. Absolutely. Look at that stupid fucking Tesla and be like, one of our douchebag made that. When he says is that there is outside of the Bermuda triangle, there is a, what he basically said is in a hamburger shaped UFO giant thing. That shits out the UFOs that we're currently seeing, these tic-tacs, these spheres. Like the Amazon, the drone, is the drone, the drone balloon.

They're saying that they know very little about kind of why or what the reasoning are. They believe that they say it's like, we are inhabitants of zoo, and they are some form of zookeepers that are watching us, and that they do not know their actual intent, but they're saying that what they do is, why every single ship that we then see,

quote unquote, ship that we see is different. It's because each one is built to spec for specific purposes for the specific pilots. So pilots that are operating it from some other location, probably off the planet that are built, these machines are literally built to the alien itself so that it can connect into it by its own biology and that the machines itself are like living creatures

that are like our skins that are put around frames. And that's why each UFO looks different is that they shit them out. And a lot of times when they come out, they are coming up during times of world strife. And especially a nuclear assembly, which we're going to get into. You're going to see this week or getting a lot into that. I'm surprised there's an uptake then because everything is so peaceful and great. But they said that they tried to they'll spur tensions between countries that they will like decide to ramp things up for us if we are operating away that they are not with basically okay

with. They're also saying anytime we approach this thing, it destroys everything, it destroys a nuclear submarine. Right. Well, I really hope that we are giving them one hell of a show. The video was taken again 2020. Yeah, this video, this video, which is like, you see these lights, but you really should read this, Kissel. I took you, took about an hour, like how long this is. That's a lot of words. You see, it's really long.

It's a lot. It's mostly black. It's mostly redactin. They're open and I see it. It's kind of loading. You go, he says, oh, that's your, oh, I see, 4chan. These are all big. Well, you got immediately taken down from 4chan's your, oh, I see, 4chan. It's, these are all big. Well, you got immediately taken down from 4chan because, you know, I, what truth, it was

too true. It was too true. I got taken down. And so now it's out there that he says that he was working with this group for a long time and they finally stopped working together investigating these crashed UFOs. And so like, he says, which is really interesting because I was also listening to an interview with an alien, which is really interesting because I was also listening to an interview with an alien Which is completely legit and there was an alien interview to revisit it

That is Call him or was it what what kind of interview was that? Just kind of like we'll send you five questions and just write back please. No, no, you see he was put together By oh, maybe I don't know if I should download this I I don't realize this is pretty, I think it back to the top of this here. Yeah, you might end up getting massive. Lawrence R. Spencer put this together who wrote a series of fiction books called The Oz Factors. Lawrence R. Spencer was given this interview with a woman that used to be a nurse for the

Los Alamos nuclear testing facility, right? So we spoke with a nurse for the Los Alamos nuclear testing facility, right? So we spoke with a nurse that spoke to an alien. Well, she decided that she was going to be the one that like give Lawrence our Spencer Busscoop on the fact that she talked to an alien for five days. It was coming from the Roswell crash. Also, this is where all the information about being an isby is amazing about how each alien body is again, also built to spec that is used for

various basically physical purposes, but they don't have to eat. They don't have to hear anything or do everything psychically. This is all completely legit. I know. I know. And you know what? I'm just so happy that you can fit in pants. Isn't that nice?

Because when you say these things, I love it. I love it. I love that you, I love you are a a, all, you're the buffet of knowledge on UFOs. And I think that this is fast. I just want to have other, I thought that maybe we could do our own run down of this of last podcast and laugh, but most of people are going to be like, that's really dumb. Right.

I think that it's up to you to allow the ideas to slide into your own brain because you're only truly vulnerable when you're only truly gullible when you're alone in your computer at night and then by yourself. And it is one of the theories is that everyone's interactions are unique and different. Just lastly, with this one interesting thing is when it comes to the witnesses, again, we're talking 50, this is the, the object that we just saw, the giant black triangular shape hovering over California, 50 US Marines saw it, not necessarily known to be the most jovial of folks.

No, no, no. So I think again, when you have that many witnesses and that many people experience in a phenomenon, and now you've got a chance to see the phenomenon, it is absolutely truly fascinating. Whether you think it's an alien or whether you think new tech whatever it is it is interesting I will be sorry. They say the Chinese have a managed to retro create a piece of alien technology that allows them to mind without digging But then they also say they lie all the time but their capabilities So we don't know those are the spheres that we're seeing are actually hammer shaped, right? And they admit a ball piece of light, which is what we see, but they're actually hammer

shaped. He also found UFOs that actually are more like labs that you go inside, but each UFO is different. They never found a cylindrical UFO because they said that that's what they're ultimately looking for. Well, no, because those are tick-tack shapes. You're drinking the long cylinders. Oh, okay. You know, I mean, yeah, because those are tic tac shapes, you're drinking the long cylinders. Oh, okay.

You know, I mean, yeah, buddy. All right. Well, speaking of reality shows just lastly, Elizabeth Holmes, aka Liz with the deep voice. We got her. She stayed at the same prison as a real housewife of a assuming Salt Lake city. Uh, Jen Shaw, so they're hanging out. They started finally arresting those real housewives. Yeah, she's served in time in the federal prison along the night of the long eyelashes. Yes. Real housewives of Salt Lake City. That's the other notable

inmate. Jen Shaw. I have no idea what she who is she? Oh, I see. Well, let's see. I bet you that's a big long story that we don't know anything about. She was shot 49. She was imprisoned at the Brian thing there, the facility. That's a guilty conspiracy criminal charge for what? Uh, sure. I mean, this now we've just stumbled into a cross section of real housewives of Salt Lake City for stands that we're going to have to deal with. Right. She's got a 78 months long year laundering and wire fraud. That's great. I see those are sexy crimes. I kind of figured it would be that. So Shaw has actually served in a 78 month sentence. So it's about five years there. And then she's been hanging out with Liz home. So I hope they've a good time. And she's going to be there for 11 years.

When Elizabeth Holmes comes out, I gay Ron. She is going to jump right back into business kind of like with an anodelevy chick to do. She's going to jump right back in and then people are going to be chomping at the bit. Unless at that point, we're post, post, post, post irony and everybody's a talk show. Yeah, 10 years from now where it's like the opposite where she's got a dress and I think we're going to see that happen. Like a renaissance. I do think that we're going to start dressing like Vermeer paintings with like Dutch boy caps, long like nightgowns for the men, the women wear like many, many ruffles. I think we're going to head into that world. You think we're going to go through a ruffled phase? I think we're going to go into a full Dutch medieval period. River dance had quite a thing going in the Midwest. Tall boots. Yeah.

Yeah. The clog dancing revolution that happened in this country in the mid 90s was horrible. Absolutely. Backman because clog dancing. That's weird. But is interesting. Liz Holmes got that many years and that other guy with the other scandal there with the, I'm a big douchebag company, FTC or FI. FTX. Yeah, FTX. I don't, I think she pissed off some very, very wealthy people. Oh, very, and because of that, they look stupid. The other dude, I think they just want their fucking money back. I don't know what's gonna, I don't know what's happening with that guy. I don't really even understand, you know, you watch, you know,

Larry David did the commercials for it. Never was like, what the hell living fuck is that? What are we doing here? Actors. We do not be trusted. I don't, so I don't know what I'm advertising. Okay, if you see me doing an IAZ financial product, I don't know what the fuck it is.

And so that's why largely I don't want to tell our audience how to spend their money at all because I spend my money real stupid. I buy shoes that immediately go down in value. I was actually, there was a pair of shoes that I had. I just had a pair of strawberry cough donks that like I Went I followed stock X which is like And so one of them it went to like it was a pair I bought when it was like first came out of like a normal price was like

$200 and then it went up to like $1500 I was like oh shit. I'm finally getting this car right away. Yeah, and immediately it's just my right back That one 85 no no because I like to shoes. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, them. You don't just look at them. No, but I own race horses. I would just run them on my own field and tell everybody, you have an idea how my horse, how much my horse would kick your fucking horses ass, but I love my horse too much. I want my horse from my wife and my family.

So these gals are gonna be up at 6 a.m. They are gonna be paid between $0.23 and $1.15 for their work. I think per day. So there you go. She'll still be making some cash. And that nice. I bet you she could probably pick up where she left off with there. No, it's just in prison. Oh very much. I mean, isn't the thing basically, I mean, say, I'll hit you if I take a look at your blood. Okay. Let me guess. Let me give me a thimple fully. simple fully replic. Yeah, definitely got that appetitus. You got the app. All right. I'm here. Oh, the god damn hero of the week. Let's just go here on the week. Here. Sure. Yeah. Let's do. Yeah. Let's do.

After walking four years, after after years of walking at four a.m. to haul trash. This guy graduated from Harvard Law School. There you go. It'll be a person today. Um, 18, Oh, Oh, Congratulations. Somebody's going to take all of our fucking jobs. Well, okay.

18 year old. I don't think that we're competing with Harvard grads for jobs. We circumvented them. You wait till the Ivy League takes over podcasting. I remember hanging. I know Ivy League people and they're all super dumb, but not this guy, because he's here all the week. He was really, really hard working. And he's 18-year-olds rehab state and he worked for years as a garbage man to support, to support a charge into Harvard law school. And then he did do that. And so now, isn't that something? He's going

to Harvard. So he worked real hard there. That's fucking great. That's fucking great. That's really great. What a hero. He was a hero. He gets to go suck a guy's dick in the skull and bones. These green stuff. There's also green, there's some green books that are poisoned. That's not a hero, but no, no, no, that's just a bunch of words I didn't understand. There are poisonous books, the Communist Manifestu, or Mein Kampf, for example, and there are poisonous, there are green.

So don't eat those. I don't know what he said. They can call it, it's just awesome. I don't, so I'm looking at good news network, Diodoric, and the headline is, these green books are poisonous and maybe on a shelf near you, but I don't know why it's good news. Why does those be good news?

I know, but I think it's because it's mine, Conf, and the Communist manifesto, so people are like, oh, that's good if the people have those, maybe they should be poisoned. I'm not sure why it's goodness. You could still buy mine, Conf, Amazon. Oh yeah, it seems like every world leader

has read it multiple times. Yeah, that's my, honestly, I just so hard for me to keep them. I keep giving away. I, every Christmas. I always leave them in, I always leave them in the hotel rooms. Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. Keep on charging me, charging me extra.

They keep on being like, oh, it's 100% charge up for a hate crime. I'm like, what the heck? Hey, crime. Hey, crime. Hey, how was this a crime? This is a crime. All right. I'm like, what the heck? Hey, crime. Hey, crime. How was this a crime? This is a crime. All right. I'll tell you this one story.

And it's just because it's just we, we got deep into Papa John Moore. We found out Marcus would not have gotten into five gas like it was for five jobs. I know. Um, I felt inclined to share this story about Papa's own bloodline, his son, Bo. I live in Louisville, Kentucky. And Bo and I went to the same high school here. Oh, I was a freshman when he was a senior and as you can imagine, everyone knew who Bo was due to his father.

Bo was a bit of a celebrity in high school, but not in a cool way. Everywhere he went, no matter where he was in the school, he was constantly having to hear other students shout, Bo was in the house because of a commercial he did. You remember the,ze in the house because of a commercial he did. You remember that? I remember that commercial because of a commercial he did with his dad when he was younger. I don't think I went a day that year without hearing, boze in the house. It's all culminated one day towards the end of the year when he came into my home room

class to talk to the teacher. As soon as he stepped to the door, two students shouted, bows in the house right on cue. It's on. Tick-mots have finally gotten a bow. Whoever because when he heard his catchphrase this time, he snapped. I watched Bow explode on those students and dive long and a long rant about who he did not want to be in that commercial and about how he could not choose this life or who his father was. He was incredible to watch.

And I never saw him around school again after that. I guess this is the pressure thrust upon you when you have someone as powerful as Papa's or Papa. Wow poor. I mean, you know, it's also not that bad. It's not that bad, but you don't choose this life. I imagine I'm just gonna imagine that Papa, when he's Papa to everybody else, does he have time to be Papa to you? Maybe not because I think I heard that about Jim Ensign. Yeah I heard that all so with his son is that his son basically said I why are they all asking will your father your father your father he's like the whole world got my father I did not maybe okay oh okay you know we really don't have a father

like you do have a father Yeah, he probably just what didn't care that's much about stupid shit. He was working with puppets That's why you got to live every day hoping you're gonna be successful enough to ignore your children And then when you are so successful in the whole world saying like what incredible for what an incredible man You are you laugh every time you go to your side pieces house and you fucking you tell You do any popsicles You're in popsicles your mouse cold and you kiss me. I eat it right and the world's funniest baker There you go. I make the world's funniest cakes

Little non-sequitur Little non-sequent. You're gonna laugh. Do you live live? You live, I think. You love that knowing man. Whole world is a no- I'm a piece of shit because I'm an incredible funny baker. There you go. All right, everyone.

Thank you so much for listening. I've got some hail yourself, dates that I'm going to put on my Instagram. So please someone show up to some of those shows. Come on, you watch him, man. We have fun. I got my nipple tassels. Come shows come and watch him and we have fun I got my nipple tassels. We fun. Go watch him. All right everyone. Thank you for listening and hail yourself Smuggles elation I'll find all sweet avoid the water. Void the one

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