Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Time Slippin'

Episode Date: September 8, 2022

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's tomato news and weird true crime stories including the co-pilot who threw himself from an airplane, strange tales of "Time Slips" in the UK, a DUI on a Rascal Scooter in Walmart, a very worthy Hero of the Week, Listener Stories and MORE!

There's no place to escape to this is the last time on the left side stories So Benjamin kissel yeah, what did you learn over your summer break? I learned how to go camping really I went camping in tenants audio Texas That must have been very hot it was very hot and apparently you're not supposed to have any fires But I didn't read that until we were done camping and I had a massive fire Why did you set a big massive fire in the middle of a dry desert? It was in the fire pit. Oh, everything was fine So you didn't leave Texas I'm not like a bunch of stories about like mysterious bigfoot National reserve

Wanted to come back from summer break everyone refreshed. Yeah re-energized not guilty of a crime not guilty of any crimes Extremely important me. Absolutely. I learned that I can sweat in parts of my body that I forgot existed Well, you have the thing about us is that as we age to what's fun is that we our bodies become More mysterious, you know John. John. Myer John. Myer John. Mayer. Yes, he he said certain bodies are a wonderland That's one of his yes disgusting songs. I find that's going to be discussed It is because mostly it's about you know, like looking a very beautiful woman's crevices any or whatever crevices, which I also but I love that Right, love it. His fan base tends to be 13, but it may be not anymore. I don't know I'm not whatever but the thing is our our bodies

They're becoming like a haunted house Where you open up a door like anything like oh, that's in there That's gonna be his normal side of his body, but there's always hidden nooks and crannies Absolutely, and of course, you know, it's quite easy for us to lose weight and get in shape We're just choosing not to you know what I learned over this over summer break that I work too hard I care too much. That's unbelievably. Well, first of all, no, no, I Just say that much. I give too much. What did you do over summer break? I um, did you do anything? I smoke a lot of weed. Okay. I learned Crusader Kings 3

Did you do anything that you wouldn't have done if we were working? Anything did you did you do anything that was like not I went to Mozart my favorite restaurant in LA. Oh, that's fantastic Um, I got drunk fantastic. Oh great alone. I grilled by myself. That's sad. It was nice It's sad. I love the silence of the great Yeah, without everybody being dead because then you know that you can choose to hear your loved ones if you want But at the same time Absolutely, you want as well. Welcome to side stories everyone Hope you enjoyed your Labor Day weekend and hope everyone had a good end of summer because it's coming towards an end

Oh, man, we're not happy about football coming back But I am not happy about winter coming although now we live in sunny, Los Angeles So winter is actually like a nice summer. It's hotter than ever. Isn't that interesting? Um, I want to say first of all Kissel right before we got into the break. Obviously, there was a little bit of a controversy Kissel's obsession with tomatoes Well, we're going through a tomato drought. Yeah, sure. That's true Yeah, and Marcus asked to straight up because I remember then I kind of haunted by this because then Marcus He asked well because we brought him as a special guest on side stories last week Yeah, he's like is this what side stories is it is you talking about tomatoes

Well, why was he surprised about that because he thought we'd be doing something else? Yeah, because he works his side project is a show that he equally does research for just too much work on that show He does way too much work on on no dogs. I mean check it out. It's a fantastic show I mean technically we all have about the same ratings, you know, we all kind of get the same amount of listeners So is it is he technically stupid? We don't know It reminds me of a gym teacher who asked his students Who do you think is the smartest teacher in the school and all of them said? Oh the science teacher and the gym teacher says no me because I can pay the same amount of money and I play with kids all day

Oh, my whole thing is oh dodgeball. I sure I played dodgeball with kids all day. Yeah, see that's a better sentence Thank you, but there has been a big old one thing that came up I got emailed quite a bit about this idea that with this story about a semi truck that was carrying a hundred fifty thousand tomatoes It crashed in I-80 outside of Vacaville, California, and I shut down or Vacaville We're not sure I don't know station and it shut down the highway, but that's the only tomato based story I even want to bring up. I think it's fantastic. No crime here have a little fun with it It's a great day to be a little bird or any other animal that enjoys tomatoes You do have free tomatoes here at this point. However, this was a vegetable terrorist attack

It could be a vegetable terrorist attack Stabilizing like when they let all the birds out when pita does that absolutely, of course pita is only there to make money And they don't actually save animals. So donate to the ASPCA Which is a fantastic organization. It is I think so still I don't know. Oh, they are I hope they are they're fine. I want to say thank you to everybody you purchased a shirt Which with our combination of us and meth syndicate Yeah, we with the ice I suck Satan's dick in Salem, Massachusetts

Which really adds a flavor to it It does and I'm proud of everyone that's taken pictures and posted them on Instagram I see it I can't and I'm happy and I'm just gonna say this if you are going in for the job interview depending on the job Most likely not gonna want to wear that one Maybe not if you're going to be like super cool janitor. Maybe you do wear it Absolutely, if you want to come here hip and with it you can wear it But sometimes you don't always auditioning to be a DJ. Are we not any more not any more

But AI is taking over that as well We're getting that we're gonna be getting that check soon and we're gonna do I'm gonna reveal the name of the charity We're not ready to blow it up because no, it's called milfs for guns. Yes, and we're gonna arm milfs Yes, and of course, they're gonna absolutely love that. It's we're sending Lisa and to Afghanistan even though the war is over Well, that's why she's needed there more than ever Yes, but we're gonna be we're gonna name that charity but outside of the shirt mentioned because they asked if we're gonna be donating to this thing For kids. Can you please not say we're all sucking Satan's cock while we're doing it? Absolutely But they don't understand that's the ultimate satanic trick because that's what real Satanists do give in secret

Absolutely indeed. You must give we have to help one another well speaking of giving this this truck driver who gave the road 1500 tomatoes or 150,000 tomatoes rather Unfortunately, they did have some minor injuries and they did complain of some pain with the tomatoes No, the the the individual who crashed this he said And all the chefs who came out they were like And they came out there in the cars were swerving something My nice a white the chef's a uniform with these corpses You are minimizing this a little bit because there was two people in one of the cars hit by the semi

And one of those people had a broken leg. So now who feels like the tomato throw some tomatoes on it Mm-hmm rub tomatoes on it. That's called that Italian robo-tastic Absolutely and be very careful according to the California Highway Patrol tomato peels are slippery. Well, so there you go And tomato news we've covered it. I am glad we did and we're the number one source for tomato news so far Absolutely, unless these fucking tomato bastards start getting to the podcast game Well, I'm just happy that the banana is gone. Who cares about the banana peel now We're onto tomato peels and I think that's much more appropriate because it's a color of blood I also people a tomato peel. It's not that slippery. It's not a banana peel

It's not that slippery. Well, it is if you slip on it. So anyway, what other stories do we have? We have one serious story, but we'll get to that in a second speaking of slips This is one of my favorites, right? My favorite style of weirdness in Our things that we cover right because my favorite author pkd. I know you'd be surprised Hey, I know you'd be surprised at Frank Herbert Frank Herbert. I love Dune I don't know but the rest of his books were Philip K. Dick. I enjoy his entire Did he write more books than do he wrote a couple yet? I he had a submarine drama Yet a couple other things and then but mostly he's known for dude

Okay, but Pete Philip K. Dick is very important to me and what we know about Philip K. Dick If you have you done any of the reading if you're a cool person if you're someone I want to be around, you know Those are mutually exclusive, but he actually Had what he calls a time slip this idea that he had a sort of it was a mental break in one way Oh, okay Was it a mental success? This isn't something that a bride takes off after she's married and she throws a toll of her Bridesmaids hopefully one catches them so they can find love also I always find it weird in a wedding that you're supposed to go up there with your teeth and go up and you'd like your

I'm doing wife's father is there I'm doing rifle around her pussy hairs with your mouth and one of the line I'm not married for many reasons, but one of them is I don't know a wedding tradition We do not do a lot of wedding tradition. I don't like it because it is weird I mean, yeah, I don't want to do that, but I'm gonna do it at home. Yeah. Yeah, but Philip K. Dick is not one of those slips They'll get to get a real time slip where he believed he was approached by this non-human intelligence called Valus that shot a laser of Information to his head

revealed to him that time was not linear and that he Looked at a version of himself in ancient Rome that he believed was happening concurrently with our reality and they're actually I was just reading an article by a occult author Matoroids that also has come forward with the could believe that there is lab confirming this idea that time is not linear That it is all happening at once Stacks on stacks on stacks and stacks and stacks and stacks and stacks and that precognition can actually Maybe be proved in a laboratory to be real. I'm sorry. I'm touching your skin like this

You are it was very exciting because then it can always be 2011 the last year the Packers won the Super Bowl Sure, because he says and this isn't with this weird the way they figured it out in the lab, right? When they figured it out and this is weird is that what they'll do is give you two vocabulary tests That they'll give a vocabulary to a memorization right with a list of words and then you do a cold test Where you try to repeat back the memorized words that you just did but according to this experiment But they wanted to say was that you'll do a follow-up lesson after you do the test Okay, you have the same words But what you do is you go through with an instructor after you do the cold test where you go here all the words here

What they mean and you have a warmer test. Yes, but what they show according to this test They said that they have a statistical analysis There's enough of a bump that says more people are better at the first test when they do a test afterwards so literally the training that they got about the words After the test because time is not linear show that they were better at the test before the warm-up Because they had already had the warm-up if time was not linear Maybe they got a little too cocky with it, and they really didn't try to use their brain to its full capacity I don't know but I know but I don't know what all this means

But the points were decided that maybe just maybe maybe just maybe just time and the idea of time lateral moving time It's not something that is real linear time I believe it why not and of course because your ultimate fear is death something I embrace on a regular basis But you don't die. No, you will you know will eventually do die, but your time your time is been done already And if we are here just living out You know some people get really afraid because they think that that means fate and we're locked into our fates But I don't know no, it's more just that time and everything we have access to all times Yeah, apparently, but there is one place apparently where it is so common

Okay, have a time slip that's actually become known for it. This is bold street in Liverpool Oh in Liverpool home of the Beatles there with the Beatles all yeah Apparently with the Beatles all has a bit of a little bit of a legend Which is they say that when you go down the streets of bold street you can see in this picture. It's nice It's a nice-looking street. They have a bunch of different kinds of lights hanging that looks like there's cars on the ground It looks like there's people going to a belt going to a sock hop perhaps I don't know. I don't know what British people do. We'll find out stock up in October We'll find out but this he says that on bold street that more than one person have slipped into another tone

Intriguing indeed. There was one man a man by the name of Frank, right? Former cop that's who you know, he's believable. Absolutely. They would never never lie. Absolutely one Saturday in July 1996 Frank and his wife Carol. It is a little pool to do some shopping Central station and the couple did they give me a bit of a slip up there Oh, they went down there and they wouldn't be able to sleep a rude who different time they're in there. No Carol went to Dylan's bookshop in bold street to purchase a copy of Irvin Welsh's new book train spot. Oh train spot And that movie makes me nauseous and sick and never do heroin. Please be safe But Frank said he was walking around he was talking about 20 minutes

He was walking the street him his wife split up and they walked near he was near the lights He was looking for a CD just put a little timestamp on it. Yeah, so you know because that's what we used to do all day That's all we used to come back this I used to go to we be CDs. Oh, me too. I remember they buy your house Remember the CD warehouse understood that we were Maybe sort of stealing from the back of borders and selling those To the CD warehouse because they were like stop selling them here. We know you're stealing that absolutely But he said that he went out he was walking in the street And all of a sudden he stepped into a dead spot where it was quiet highly a little suspiciously quiet

Goodness, and then he saw a small box van. It looks something from the 1950s and sped across his path And he's like what the fuck and he noticed that the van had the name Kaplens and blazed on the side Kaplens from a long time ago Okay, so Kaplens doesn't exist anymore in 1996. He crossed the road. He saw the Dylan's bookshop. It's no longer there Okay, so well one of the bibbidi-bob. I want to go take a look at the bookstore there What was that? No, no, it was not the stores the name of Crips. Oh, it was called Crips and not Dylan's No, and he was like, oh, what's that gonna be? And he found it's a bit of a it's a bit of a pharmacy name Whoa, that's not a bookstore at all

He looked in the window for Crips and he saw notebooks on display, but he saw windows of women's handbags and shoes Right, he saw the people wearing clothes that wouldn't vogue in the 40s and 50s and the men wore Trilobies Trilobies now. What's a Trilby? I think it's a It's a cock ring You can tell by the tightness of walk. Oh, it's really to that time period, please I love a good ring long over coats the women were scarves braze pillbox hats All right, and the possibility he said it like what happened that just like walking through this He cited a girl of about 20 right?

He threw who was dressed like she was 1996 and he grabbed her right and he was just like ma'am What time are we now is it possible? He's just accidentally grabbed this woman or purposely grabbed this woman and came up with the story in retrospect So he doesn't seem like a groper. No, okay. He grabbed this woman, right? He said like did you see that thing? Did you say did you see what happened? Yeah, however thing changed, right? She's like, yeah, I thought there was a new shop that had just opened I was gonna go look at the clothes, but now it's a book shop So she saw Dylan's no shit. No. Yeah, so she saw Crips

She saw Crips she saw it too, and then she got then she realized it was a bookstore time slip, bro Time slip. Yeah, man. Time's keep going slip and slip and slip it into the past Wow, so he wanted to go buy your arithmetic CD And next thing you know is in a whole nother era a whole nother century and now the question is where's his wife? In hell But that wasn't the only time either there was also there's been several instances of a time slip on bold street This is happening again. This happened to another person because they were walking down the street It's impossible. Everything just kind of looks the same you get a little drunk

You have a couple of beers a little bit of suds in your tummy and next thing you know You're like whoa, this is different street than I remember because you're on a different street. How do you deny the impossible? It why it might be very that might be could be that I don't know. I'm also like totally I'm down I just feel like again if I'm gonna have a time slip. Can you bring me like someplace else? Oh, yeah, we're cooler. This is another story. This is a story of a man named Sean. He was shoplifting in Liverpool And you know he's telling the truth because he admitted that he was shoplifting shopping He may be stealing right? He ran away from a security guard right? He had this is like a from a YA book So he stole something from a store. He ran away from security

Get away from him. He then slipped into another toy That's a hell of a way to escape. He's trying to shake off the guard, right? He turned to a dead end who's called Brooks. All right, but this time he was out of breath And he started to get a tight sensation his chest. I know what that's like We're on the exercise bike hypertension. He soon realized that he's actually it wasn't just he wasn't just there anymore Wasn't so the something was weird, right? Oh, and then someone was with the atmosphere now. We waited for the guard to catch up. That's how bad of a thief He was right. Yeah, why would you ever do that? You got to get the heck out of there, man

The guard never appeared. Hmm. I'll give him a bit of the slip then right a time slip He sauntered back out and he sort of walked down Hanover Street again, and he realized something was wrong Is it is it possible that the guards like the guards here in America who are not legally allowed to stop you if your shop That's the best part. Um, is it possible to guard just didn't care to follow him. Oh, yes, okay? Um, but this time he went and look at a row day of the road. He looked different And so did the pavement and he noticed calls the driving boy look very old-fashioned Oh, and he's go the road looks the author the road looks different. Yeah, but then I look good looks the gold man Right, they saw the people around him. They were wearing strange clothes and he crossed over the bold street

There was all there's a traffic light there. It wasn't even though the traffic light wasn't there before No, he's carrying this fucking God knows what knows rubber, but he stole from the still though something like that I carried on walking right and then he's like oh something fucking back and then he realized Oh step back in to back in time I've happened and then he takes out his cell phone, right? So we saw it's got a cell phone, right? Right takes it out. He's got you all these people from the time I might think he's a witch or something with that. I don't know but he said no signal. I mean, it's London It's England. There's no London's a very big city. London has the worst Wi-Fi in the country in the world

Yes, sure, but still right. Okay, he went and he's like, oh no one's going to be went over to this newspaper stand And he was like what guy is it? Like what you death of course, it's my tape 1967 Each other back in time, dude. Hey, what are you gonna do? How do I get back to my own time? What about family? What did he do right right? So he sped up this pace He reached the jeweler's ready tried his phone again this time it worked and then he sighed with relief and looked around he realized His body and his side of the street had betoined to the present but then when he looked around he saw down a stripe

It was 1967 then well, isn't that something? Unbelievable and I think that that's fascinating and in no way is a cop and a thief Untrustworthy sources for any of these stories. I want to know have you ever experienced a time slip email side stories? Lpo TL a gmail.com cuz I find it very interesting. I just want to go to a funner time I mean, I've had those I mean like I'll blame this is back in the day, but I want to go to pre 420 99 I want to go back to 418 because 420 was Columbine and then everything changed everything change And I believe that was also before Woodstock 99. Yes, so things were chill It was just chill time

But actually I kind of wonder because I know one time I was driving around LA This is like one of my first pilot seasons in LA and it was a really first time I got some good-ass fucking Cali weed Right sure, and I did I was in but this is not you shouldn't be doing this I smoked a bunch of weed. I was driving around right very dangerous to do sure But in my mind, I remember driving down Sunset Boulevard about two o'clock in the morning Nothing bad happens on that street. Oh dude, nothing and I was driving up there I remember that song came on that I was so from the 1960s been like I'm like, uh, come on people now

And I was driving down Sunset Boulevard. No, yeah failed old January. Yeah I was driving down the street and I saw in my mind all the kids up again the flower power Right, and then they got the signs been in the wall. No nukes nukes for jukes, right? So that maybe for a second like I just sort of see that and I was like walking Maybe they were just protesting the the war that we were in oh man She was empty because the goon squads come around they knock all the homeless people in the head Oh sleep on the street. I see until it's walking. I was like, man Maybe I am slipping back in time because I felt it

I felt what it must have been like I saw in my head. I projected on my head what that time period must you complain so much Yeah, hey, I'm not there. No, no, no. Well, I feel like I would have been into the drugs But not into the who knows you know what was fun to be honest the weed sucked. That's the problem Well, there's the weed was not good It was dirty swag, and I don't mind some swag. You're rolling my big old joint Oh, yeah, I like some like some mids have come around in mids mids are just fine But that's all you can get yeah, and then you have to go through but did I body time slip or was that just Imagination just your imagination and then you would also have to go back to the drug dealer

But at that time you really didn't want to hang out with your drug dealer because they were like a dude named Kai and everyone knows their name was like Tyler and he just like changed it last month Yeah, and it's just really annoying. So you would actually be quite frustrated nothing on television. No, I'd be mad about that Yeah limited tell it would go off the air at like nine Well, this is because I know what TV's like now back then that'd be regular for us And we wouldn't know that how much we were missing out A roast as dark as the night perfect for fueling the cryptid research and mad ravings required for your podcasting Don't mind the red eyes. He's just trying to warn you of the bridge

The bridge finally from the caffeine abled brains of Spring Hill Jack coffee and last podcast on the left We bring you Mothman's red-eye blend. Yes, delicious Panama beans go to last podcast merch calm to order yours today What did we do when we were kids sometimes you would get drunk and you would take one of those shopping carts that was motorized And used for people who were supposed to have disabilities, but mostly it was just for morbidly obese people who ate themselves out of walking You're talking about has the fun flirty name of rascal rascal a Man he got real hammered right and then went on a joy ride on a motorized Walmart shopping cart. Apparently this is illegal Why yeah, I mean steel and it's probably the most illegal part His name is Erin Gregory a man named with two first names. So you know again. You can't trust him either

He haphazardly drove this Walmart scooter down the aisles and he ran into shelves and displays and he created danger for other patrons Oh, he's just having he's just being chaotic and he's struck a bunch with the scooter But my question is these scooters don't really get going that fast making clear. Have you never been rubber? Have you never been rubber tire? Was it flat-tired flat tire by somebody in a wheelchair? Yeah, but also hurts I'm sure it does you gotta get it right No, it's like like Ed's taking care of his his his mom his late mother's like dog That's the 15 years his ancient, you know And it was a cone on his head to see what's got a cone on its head and the thing is I was hanging out the other day

The cone keeps cutting my shins That's why she's got the cone smashed into things with the cone and it just hurts right and so it's the same thing It's that shin pain. It's kind of the same thing in a very very different kind of way So this guy, he's absolutely hammered and he's driving around again in one of these motorized carts Which is so fun to do and but it turns out in his backpack He had an open bottle of smirnoff and that was the vodka and then Gregory was seen that night busted for driving under the influence So he got a DUI. This is what we call a bender. Well, yeah, he's having a bad Wednesday Depends. It's a Sunday

So he had a DUI Saturday night and then Sunday You still got to go to Walmart, but you're still hammered. You can't stand so then on the way you're like drive. Yeah That's a certain you know, it is it's hard because There but for the grace of God goat we I think about that all the time about how like That man's just doing a kill-dozer on a real small local scale. Absolutely He's frustrated with his lot in life. He obviously has a substance abuse issue No problem. He's not if you're drunk and driving that much He also is waiting. He just delayed the hangover and he just wanted to delay

You know when you wake up and you do something real stupid and you're drunk like get it to you DUI like that Just like what happened and then as your dream fades and reality comes in He realized all the things that you've done and like the bridges that you burned the night before Like how much work it's gonna take to repair all of that and the thousands of dollars You have to pay for a DUI these days and then sometimes you lose your license for multiple months most of the time you do So I think he just wanted to have one more day of pure bliss Yeah, and just like in the fog of booze and now like we'll all handle this like it's a long weekend We can get to this on Tuesday. Yes, and so anyway, apparently these vehicles can go 10 miles an hour

So he was charged with disorderly conduct and open containers Yeah, and if you didn't have booze people just think he's fun. Technically. He's just like Nathan fielder or something He's doing like the prank comedy. Yeah, also a judge Aaron peacock He barred Gregory from returning to Walmart for six months. Oh, he loved that. He can't go to he can't go to Walmart for six months You know what a day for Aaron Gregory, but you know what I do if I was him what park outside of that Walmart You can't every day. You can't why not? Oh Walmart parking lot is Walmart my friend. Absolutely right on the edge of the sidewalk though That's what I keep in like there's a Walmart. That's how you know stock in Walmart Yeah, but that's how you know that's if he was really if he's real

That's what he'd do. Yes, also, and he'd always make sure that he knows like oh, yeah So I guess I'm just across the street from the Yeah, like you just do that just mind in my business Public property seems like he's gonna get another DUI also if I didn't mention this was indeed a man in Florida No way anyway Isn't that kind of fun to remember what it was like to go around as a child with the motorized scooters We used to do the Piggly Wiggly they would say get off of those. You're fully capable boys to walk. We're having fun I think more so the lesson is I think a lot of people are like how do I get what I want without a killdozer?

That sounds like a lot of money and time and know how mm-hmm. That's what you do. You'd be really surprised How much I really think that you'd be surprised at how much government works you can muck up with just a rascal Absolutely a rascal a heart of gold and your version of America in the back of your drunken mind And you can go out there and make the America that you want which is completely ineffectual ground to a halt Absolutely, that's the goal there also just an update on the Lori Vallow situation Oh, yeah, we'll get to that the Sun is also now got busted for sexual assault So this family the whole family anyway, there's a new documentary series coming out about it. Yes, I don't know if this will be included because So I want this family can't this family is just really horrible. You're fucked up

I watched the documentary series about the Hillsong Church, too, and I kind of made a big deal about it But honestly, it's just a church. It's just that bad. It's just churches suck, right? So yeah, it's a church. So it's bad. That was the one interesting thing in San Antonio There's so much fun stuff to do so many fun bars and restaurants and good music seventh largest city in the country Did you know? No, I have never seen so many churches in my life, and it's all like rebel church Our guys got an arm tattoo. There's a couple by daycares. I'm just like, yeah, let's let's separate. Okay Let's separate. I guess those are the ones that have the tunnels from the toilet in the basement Now you tell the guy I ran into at a bar yesterday. I'm slowly absurdly

But I want to talk about the idea of So if people like to jump out of a plane for fun, that's stupid. I don't like it I don't it's always people who are like I had a drinking problem And now I just jump out of planes with the knives in my teeth. You're talking about Travis That's literally the idea is that people get sober and then they do something even more They always do it. It's always like I gotta get the bug up. I took up jiu-jitsu like it's crazy I don't know but what happens where like you guys are all chill with jumping out of the plane Well, what if the pilot's not that's what's really get bad when the pilot decides to do this independent of everybody else

It's not good a co-pilot. I like how they use the term Exited a plane in midair. I mean it is He did but it sounds like It's just like no during a North Carolina flight was visibly upset and possibly sick prior to departing Without a parachute now we give it up. We honestly we have we do have a specific section of listeners that are guys That people to jump from plans I know for a fact that people that they love that it's a they take pride Absolutely, and that it's safe and it's fun and then they do it and so stuff like this

I imagine yeah makes them pretty upset Well, the fact that we don't hear every single day how many people have plunged to their deaths from plans means it's probably Relatively safe working. I just feel like for me. I never want to wake up and think Oh, that'll be something to do today because the plane. I'll never get in the car to drive to the field Oh, you look the idea you would so active you really to do it if you somehow get me on the plane. Oh The group you would have to be a joke. Oh, you would have to you literally have to hit me with a lead pipe I Think and then I'd be like, but then you wake up in midair. Oh kind of fun

I had a chance my little brother turned 30 years fun and We did the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios and you know that last that last dip really gets you I love that ride all right, so Copilot who quote-unquote fell to his death. It's just again Oh, they didn't trip over a banana peel or a tomato peel. He he jumped now He was in mid-flight to North Carolina They said that he was sick and they see he was described as visibly upset

Um the pilot and charge in the second and charge were initially on the July 29th flight, right? But only one person was on the plane when it landed This is not he saying this they keep acting like he wasn't Suicide because he's like like, you know, I don't know what happened Um, so the plane was a twin engine Casa Cn 12 to a 212 aviacar over pretend like you know what that means Yeah, I know there's not passengers on it. I don't believe all right. So here we go All right, so it had already flown to skydiver runs. It was on its way to pick up a third group. Oh, okay So it was a skydiving plane. It was interesting. No as crooks flew the plane. That was one of that was the other

This was the the guy that that fell right it fell right as crooks flew the plane on this descent to Rayford West airport the plane descended below the tree line and dropped according to report now Well attempting to get the plane climbing again the right main landing gear impacted the runway service So he fucked up right the guy went and so they were coming in he dropped a slant This is terrifying. So the the pilot fucked up Drop the plane it hit the runway bounced and then went back up right to the other flight the other pilot took over Oh, you don't want that to happen So while attempting to get the plane climbing again the right main landing gear right so it hit the ground right

So this point crooks was responsible for communicating with air traffic control while the pilot and charge flew the plane So they hit turbulence approaching the airport again about 20 minutes in the flight and then he started getting upset, right? He was just like, oh, man fucking this up again, man So you think he was just he was mad at his at his ability to fly the fly the plane I don't know but they kept see he they said they quote-unquote may have gotten sick And then he said which is just like he's a pilot of a plane that's accredited and there because they're trying that I maybe it's because they're not trying to get any smoke on this But they kept saying he kept saying I'm sick. I need some air and they're like, but yeah

But you're not in a Hyundai. Well on the ground, right? You're in the sky. And so in Corning. He said I I'm gonna need some air and then he opened up the door to the plane as they were coming down and just threw himself out at the side of it Charles who crooks? That's his name there Um, I wonder email us if you could side stories lpotl at gmail.com Can you get like like, you know when you're in the middle of the ocean your brain starts to go crazy? I don't know. Can you get plane craziness? That's not good. No, I don't want that to happen. No, I don't think that there needs to be I don't think there should be doors in the cockpit. No, why would I want these people to

Well, this is a small plane. This is a real small plane. No, I know. So he just probably went out the side. Yes Um, but uh, that's scary. See ya. Goodbye I saw a grumpy pilot the other day and I was like, I wasn't even happy with that. He was just grumpsters But anyway, why don't you try smiling more? He didn't he didn't jump out of the plane this so this guy was 23 years old And he was discovered later in the backyard of a home and I'm just gonna tell you this What a surprise for that homeowner. I mean, that's a problem. There's just like what's up there And then it just lands in your yard and then if you have a child or even a dog It's just gonna be traumatized. You have a lot of conversation you have to have

Well, I'm not trying to get too fucking. Yeah, exactly because I don't want to bore people But you know like the idea like if you have a house right and you look out there You know how much money you drop in these lawns? You know how much money is that each one of these lawns? You think that's the main the main problem here. Yeah, I mean he ruined the lawn. He may have the pilot ruined the lawn I don't know what the lawn looked like to start with. I actually am really also kind of surprised Maybe there's somebody out there that knows because I know we have parachuters out there So side stories lpotlgmail.com. Why nobody's grab them? When he's grabbing as soon as he goes for the door

You're like, obviously he's freaking out. Maybe it wasn't enough time But like that idea of him being like, I need some air and then it's open in the door and they're just flying out of the plane like I feel like isn't it a process to open a plane door? Like I maybe I'm maybe I'm wrong with all those types of jump planes. Maybe I'm correct The whole point is that you open the door to jump out the pilot in charge stated that the second in charge Got up from a seat removed his headset apologized And then departed from the airplane via the aft ramp door

So he did say I'm sorry and then he jumped so obviously this guy was going through something Um, I guess he could have taken the whole plane down with him. So I don't know if you are the pilot in charge Maybe it's just I don't know what to tell you anymore happening so fast Or maybe you're coming into the runway too fast and like that's what it is because he jumped out as they were Reapproaching the runway So he was coming down they were coming down in the plane and then I guess it's like you have to fly the plane Because if you don't you're fucked too Yeah, so well sounds scary. Well, hope that doesn't happen to us. Absolutely. No

With us on big planes on big planes That then it might be difficult to do that. I think it is Five people you're gonna get through a bunch of people before you do it because obviously a lot of times You gotta sit That's what your job is because you got to sit first class all the time because of your size If you see the pilot try to fucking kill everybody you actually have to stop this I would stop that from happening. I've never seen that occur The only time I've ever seen a fight take place near a cockpit is when a person

Demanded to go to the bathroom, but when the pilots in the bathroom, they put a little gate out there You can't go because you can't go and then that person really freaked out and I said buddy You're making this really difficult for all of us and then I think that they did end up urinating themselves Hi, what you got to do you got to do what you got to do man. It's a long flight Hey, what's up everyone? How you doing ben kissle here with Henry Zabrowski Yeah, it's me man. Yeah, bro. Henry Zabrowski is smoking some of that sweet last podcast on the left Go out there and purchase yourself some. I hope you enjoy it We have sativa we have indica and we have a hybrid and I have to tell you for my personal experience

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Spree stabbing attack in an indigenous reserve in Saskatchewan, Canada Two brothers are named as the people who in the middle of the night like well, they say early morning Which for us is like still nighttime, so it's probably like three four in the morning. Well, that's Very good. That's what we say. But that's normally like I said that's nighttime. The suspect is Damien Sanderson and his brother Myles Sanderson and they are 30 miles is 30 and Damien is 31 years old and they went from apparently they went from house to house In a small visit near the reserve and they just started fucking stabbing people together But the big thing that was really they don't know what they're on the lamb The biggest mystery is that so they were brothers that were attacking everyone. It was Damien and Myles

They found Damien's body dead dead as well They think that maybe the other brother stabbed him to death too. Yes all gets fucking great It's a it's a wild story according to authorities Damien's body was found with visible injuries And they are saying it is not believed to be self-inflicted So as we saw with the two people that escaped upstate in new york a couple of years back I forget their name. I want to say everyone was sweat sweat and white. I think something like that Anyway, they got into a massive fight because believe it or not when you go on a Co-killing spree or when you both escaped jail

Maybe you're not actually really friends. You see or close. You really get to learn who a person is when they call it trauma bonding Well, the idea that like when you like if you went through a disaster together and you get married, right? Like it's everything they call trauma bonding when you fall in love with that person that you're with But it seems that when you're both like career criminals stabbing a bunch of people there's already a lot of like Anger in there. What is and it's difficult it fucks with your relationship Now in a bit of a scapegoat Argument there's they're blaming alcohol and drugs. I would assume that if you're going to do A stabbing massacre like this probably some crystal meth would help. I don't know if they're drinking sanka

Yeah, I don't think they're really drunk on sake here But uh, the pair is accused of carrying out this attack this deadly spree on sunday Do they want to make sanka anymore? I don't know what sanka is sanka was a thing they used to do back in the day It was a it was a instant coffee. Do you remember instant coffee? I do remember it was disgusting It was nasty. Yeah So, uh, this took place in an indigenous community in saskatchewan And 19 people were injured and as we said 10 were dead and now 11 Given daemon. So what a I just can't we don't know what knives they used but this is so

Like that is like not easy to do. No, it's not. No, it's very scary This that it's one of those stories It's going to open up as we're going to probably learn about kind of what happened. Why did they target this town? We think maybe that they were from there 13 different locations. Yes, they went Ham they went crazy because a group shooting like not to like this is sad The reason why it's so prevalent, especially in america because of our access to the assault rifles is that they're relatively like It's fairly easy to do. It's easy. It's not difficult to be a mass shooter in america. You can just spray a bunch of people Yes, look at stabbing a bunch of people to death

Is actually very physically difficult It is because eddie kemper he famously said that because he thought that you just stab him once and they died But he realized no when you stab somebody they leak They were they were traveling in a Nissan rogue and indeed they went exactly that car So, yeah, we'll keep you updated. We don't know what Triggered these people. What happened either way. It's horrible. Maybe it was the kim and pete breakup Oh, maybe it was your pete davidson and kim kardar. I think that I mean ha because especially oh and then when florins pew was Oh, she was I don't even know what that means. I know. I don't know what it means. I feel like that just destabilized a lot of people

Even just thinking that chris pine and airy styles could have any form of Feud I would kill my whole family too. That's what they say. Olivia wild. Anyway, according to regina police chief evan bray They said in a statement. We're confident that someone out there knows the whereabouts of these two and as information that would be valuable to the police I urge you to get in touch And then they talk about there's a lot of grief anxiety and it's just horrible for that community So our hearts go out to that community and it's just something. Yeah, I have never I mean We did have the knife attack in london that was terror related. Yes But this is just it's extremely unique and spremi spree straight up old-fashioned spremarka richard's textile

So we'll see we'll see how this pans out and five o'clock in the morning Yeah, you know what? You know who they aren't who heroes of the week They are not heroes of the week. All right this week's hero of the week It's the autobahn society. Have I made them a hero yet? That the people that do the birds? Yes So that's the lord of birds. They are like they decide what a bird legally is 50 years worth of conserving the turn and puffin populations in may has you just show the name puffin Yes, it has created a stable colony for thousands of breeding birds. Isn't that exciting? This is not bad. This is not all of the things because society is a group of people

It's humans. Absolutely. It is saving birds Puffin is disgusting meat. You don't want to eat it. Don't eat my dog. Please god. No Located on petite men and and other small islands off the coast the birds have absorbed the worst of the climate change during the 2000s are but they are hot. They got too hot, but they are returning in large numbers of breeding pairs and fledgling chicks That's cute though. So there you go. That's not bad So, uh, yeah, then what they should do is the autobahn society What you happen is the show ones should show up, right? And then create the autobahn society, right?

And then you take all these birds and shit and you put them all over a highway with no speed limit And you just fucking turn them into paste see what happens. Sure. So the autobahn society It began in 1972 And they've been trying to recreate the breeding rooms for these birds for quite a while Man, and they put so much the time and expense they put into these birds fucking rooms. It was incredible You wouldn't believe they have so much gloomy Um, I don't know what bird. I do birds have sex. Yes, they do. They have corkscrew penises in 2009 The puffin breeding pairs fell to oblique 47. Well only 16 of all turn chicks reached adolescence

That's not an even number. How's that pairs? I don't know So using their leg bands the team has uh, it's called project puffin And it keeps track of the birds and now they're doing just fine. That's not bad. This is honestly folks folks Listen, I've seen the documents. Have you seen what he just did? It's a real hero. You did it Save the bird. The autobahn society of man. Yeah, unless of course these birds get in your backyard and take a dump all over the place Of course, or the puffins turned out they were like invasive and they destroyed the destabilized the population of other birds I mean, I don't think they are there's always something we're wrong about. So we'll find out. Yes indeed. Anyway, um, that was about as good as it could get That's really good. That's hopeful. That makes me feel hopeful for the rest of the year

There were some other heroes, but I just sort of forgot about those. No, you did good. That's fine To be honest, you're fucking no need to try too hard. Yeah, right. You got her in there. W is a W Absolutely. Well, it's not time for some listener emails Now as a person, I'm enjoying this email because as a person that has watched like this is one thing We have a unique vantage point as people in the entertainment industry Sure about conspiracy theory because I've watched conspiracy theory form about me In front of my own eyes that I know that is not true, right? Like you watch it happen on the internet You watch a bunch of people say a bunch of shit. That's not true. Sort of like you with the bud light line

Well, that is something that's called magic and marketing and it worked and it continues to hold to be true It was a margarita. It was my bud light margarita. Which by the way, it's already been done Big news. What? I'm a micolob ultra guy now 96 cal is 2.2 grams. So this is your diet? But I actually do like micolob ultra I'm really a fan I'm a fan. I'm a fan. You get a real cold out of that draft. You've spent you were in san Antonio for too long Hey, I'm a micolob ultra guy. All right. Hey, I'm not gonna take. Hey, every man's got to switch up everyone's wants. Absolutely

right But as a person that has watched Things blossom in front of me that are not real. I know that this is a phenomenon that happens and this is a really great example of it right You see I had my own brush for the satanic panic when I was in the eighth grade Hmm. This is around 2001 past what many would consider to be the height of the panic But I lived in a small town in rural Virginia. So it never truly went away. Sure This also happened to be the magical time. I started to get unsupervised access to the internet

Oh my and even convinced my bible thumping parents to let me have a pc in my bedroom I remember I did the same it was a mistake and ruin my studies Well, it's probably best you weren't jerking off in the living room naturally this leads I used to have to jerk off in the living room You said the whole computer room and then I have to time it in between I used to actively jerk off while my mom was like Making dinner and after time to come Right to when she was done with meeples. Oh, oh, I'm what's already Now actually this led to me and my friends talking shit in chat room sharing absolutely vile images and websites with each other on

Messenger sure now one night when my friend Brian was sleeping over we were revisiting a well-known shock website for about the one millionth time It was called goat see right now. As you probably know it featured only a single image of a man bent over Spreading his anus open to the camera wide enough to comfortably cradle a grapefruit Don't remember that one. You don't remember goat see I don't remember goat see is it still up? I'm gonna look it up for you right now So you just take a look at it. It's still up. Just is it what are you talking about? Why are you covering this? Well, because why are you covering this? No, no, no, no go see unfiltered. What is happening to this? You're on google you got to go to goat see dot com

Oh, I may have been taken off what it may be You gotta be what I'm sorry, buddy time keeps on taking into the future here. This is gonna time flip What time it's a bit of a time slip we're dealing with here is uncensored goat see This is fucking the nanny the nanny world ran. Welcome to my world buddy. That's the nanny world ran That's the fucking asshole right there. Sure. We're not gonna be able to show it But the kissles now see it. It's medical. Yeah, it's that's medical. Yeah, it's medical. Yeah Good now, please. I don't know warrants an entire website. Well, that was because it was fun at the time, right? Right now we're looking at gold see right these kinds of images are commonplace these days sure

Well, but not obviously not as much think look at it Obviously, we just tried to oh, it's harder than ever to find a butthole on the internet. Yeah Yeah, that's that's a big problem. So my friends we adopted goat see is a kind of a mascot Of course a banner to rally under a unifying symbol that we shared with other kids We thought we might find funny and kids we knew definitely would not sure right. It was a line in the sand Yeah, absolutely. I get it. Now. Anyway, my friend Brian and I were laughing about somehow a new detail We noticed in the picture the wedding ring The way it looked like the inside of a man's anus was frowning when suddenly my bedroom door opened to my

To open up. No, it's my relief. It was my parents, but it was my seven-year-old brother Cody Oh, no, I told him and get out of my room, but he stubbornly held his ground All right, and he said he wanted to see what we were laughing at. Oh my good He doesn't want to see that we to blanch to show him right Brian moved away from the gigantic crt monitor He was shielding and let Cody gaze upon goat see with his young and innocent eyes, right? Unsurprisingly, he was confused by what he saw. Yeah, that's confusing as the image tank to do his adolescent mind He started to cringe finding this hilarious. My friend said this is the goat see man

He swallows up annoying little shitheads But then he began he burst into tears and screamed right now in a panic We close out the window before my mom came she asked him what was wrong But all he could say was the chokes cries was the goat see man Mom then asked me what had happened my friend and I I said that but I don't know what the fuck he was already crying. I don't know what he was like. Yeah, he's old kids cry all the time Sure, they calmed him down. He rough time getting asleep that night I was 12. I didn't really notice but quickly forgotten about it, right?

And he never tried he said to his credit his little brother never Once told his mom what happened, right? So it's like all right off the hook until a week later The cool psychologist called my parents. Well, apparently Cody had been talking about the goat see man Oh around his classmates and to his teacher. Oh, you talked about seeing the goat see man And how the goat see man wanted to eat little kids, especially all the adults seemed to think that he was saying goat man Okay, right so years later. Cody told me the school psychologist the principal and some other people who didn't recognize that I'm down to speak to him about this encounter with the goat man

Hmm and had him go over it about a dozen times each time twisting story a little bit more Eventually the story became where he saw the goat man through a window instead of just a picture And then they had him do a drawing of the goat man, right? Which true to the original involving hands spreading open and orifice But now it was a large gaping mouth full of sharp teeth Oh, okay, so narrow angular eyes and horns have been added as a way of some I guess because of some form of coaching Sure Eventually the principal and the school psychologist met with each student

Individually to talk to them about the goat man. Nothing else was going on here And even at that age I could tell that they were both super horned up trying to uncover some kind of deep victim ring All right They asked us if any stranger to Approach us all for sectanic books All right, who invited to play games like dungeons and dragons right did that happen, right? Have them read the Bible they showed us a copy of Cody's drawing to see if it would jog anybody's memory, right? If an encounter with a demonic goat man, right?

And then when he saw the picture that go the older brother saw the picture He almost had a stroke Trying not to laugh right because he knows it's goat's it's goat's it's yes It's a man's butthole. Yeah, um, and that's the excitement of the goat man died down I thought I was done with this terrible ordeal, right? And that was when my mom came to my room one evening now while all this was happening at school I believe my mom and dad were doing some prodding and and leading with their own They were there and they were devout Baptist to the point of bombarding us with the usual fire and brimstone

Times all about now when my mom came in she very calmly asked me why does cody finally admitted to her that She had seen the goat man in my room, right? Why would she say that I try to play stupid again? But she smelled the bullshit and she kept pushing now I wouldn't say my parents were abusive, but it's a question that I had to ask myself a few times, right? Um, she's like, let me see. Let me see what you showed him. All right. I was like, no, I can't tell you I wouldn't do that Definitely more insistent she became so finally he's like All right. Oh, wow. I wouldn't do that. No, never. No, you can't know you have to hold that lie

He pulled up the website, right? She said they're looking into goats. He's gaping asshole for what felt like an eternity, right? I could see her face undulating between anger and confusion And finally it landed on disappointment Oh I think she got swept up in the excitement of the witch hunt But mostly because she learned that her oldest son was spending his time looking at a man's Gaping open asshole. That's a funny. It's a funny joke. It's beyond a game to be fair She left my room without saying a word and they just never brought it up again

See, that's actually very nice of them. They have to just move on. I just find it interesting. Just remember These are where these things can come from. Absolutely. We're always do All right. Well, thank you all so much for listening as always man. It's good to be back It's great to be back with you radio waves man. Oh, we're in a podcast I'm out here. No, no radio is serious, which also is not on radio. Oh, it's like a radio the whole point Okay, so you gotta love your life being the new version of a radio DJ You gotta laugh you and me sucking on the stokey you were talking about before about how you let a stokey do Go out and let it be wet

I'm glad you do that because you know what that means. You're gonna live to a solid ripe age of 58 58 but with the skin of an 80 year old. Yeah, I love those cigars for you man. Absolutely. All right, everyone Thank you so much for listening. We'll see you in Pittsburgh Buffalo and northfield, Ohio And I believe all those shows are doing really well, but there's probably a couple of tickets out there Oh, yeah, I can't wait man. If you can get a chance to come and come and join us We don't have many us shows left. It's coming man. It's coming to an end. We find these are all the end of the 2020 dates Oh my god almost three years later. Oh my god. It's been a it's been a great trip though It's been so fucking good being on tour and seeing everybody and I can't wait to see people

In the UK and up in Europe and then all the way down in Australia And I learned a prompt when I do an X and it's useful to tie in the upper lip. Oh, isn't that something? All right, everyone. Thank you so much for listening. Hail yourselves. Have a safe time Congratulations. Bye. Hi me. Bye This show is made possible by listeners like you Thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to Go to lastpodcastnetwork.com