Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Toilet IED

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a janitor falls prey to a toilet explosive, a real-life Taken scenario, a Tinder murder, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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to order yours today. Hey. There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. On the left. Side stories. That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories. Yes. Man, North Carolina, man. Yeah, you're there, buddy. You know what I'll say is really fun about traveling back into the past that is going to North Carolina, which is how like they just straight up like give you a cigarette. Oh, that's very nice. It is very pro cigarettes here, which I forget. I guess that it's like there. It's fun, though.

I kind of miss it. I wish I still liked it enough. Well, right now you sound like a real West Coast elite, my friend. What's wrong with having a little smoke when you're out there in Charlotte? I absolutely love it. It's because I'm you know what it is. It's because I'm fighting it desperately because I don't really miss it. But I was on the way to like I went down to Florida on the way out here. Ah, you were surrounded, but you probably had so much secondhand smoke just from your house alone. I missed it. And then also like having like there's something about a four finger pour of scotch that like, hmm, you just want that sweet sweet cigarette with it because then you really feel like a senator, man. It really is. It's so relaxing. You see other people get relaxed by it.

But also, you know that their blood pressure is also raising like you know that their veins are constricting, but also like look so fun. Well, on the bright side, cigarettes only kill 10% of the people that smoke them. So, you know, you got a 90% chance of not dying a horrible death. Isn't that nice? You just have to live to the point where I mean, you're gonna get cancer no matter what, right? I suppose so. We're getting it no matter what. So one way it's like it's more about choosing how you want it. But the thing about cigarettes is you don't get to choose which one you get like lung cancer is like that's true. That's like obviously very tragic and sad and very bad for you, but you can't see it.

But the other like, but you more die from it than the worst kind of cancer in my mind, which is the mouth and tongue cancer. Sure, you lose all of that. And that to me is what I don't want to happen. The Roger Ebert. I need to eat pussy. What a fun way to start the show. Welcome to Side Stories, everyone. I have been hanging out with Henry. Also, I talked about this story on Top App because it was just so funny. But did you notice, did you see speaking of tobacco, people are taking snus packets and they're putting them in their penis and they're putting them in their buttholes. And apparently one dude fell asleep on accident with one of it in his foreskin and then his penis got all red and he had a whole bunch of an infection.

Because apparently there any mucus membrane you can put a snus in. So I guess you can do all or your butthole, whatever you want to do. Why? I understand butthole. I mean, why did Motley Krueger and Jack Daniels? Well, it's because the butthole you can get super fucked up if you put things up through the fucking porous membrane, this area of where the shit comes out. But what does the foreskin do? I have no idea, buddy. It doesn't really do much other than cause a mass infection and penis redness. Well, speaking of Penal Redness, the UFO world-

Oh, JFK Jr.'s back. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were talking about his, what he would be doing if it didn't come back. Which is just railing with ever bush he was around. As if he'd want to spend time with like, cute people. Like, he would just be eating pussy. Well, you know, he would come back as a creepy little skeleton man and it could be kind of fun, his jowls would be everywhere and- Oh, God knows what it would look like. Cause he'd be in Neptune's grave.

Well, speaking of Neptune, that's in space. Where else is in space? UFOs. We have some new information coming out right now when it comes to UFOs. What's so crazy is that people, once the people who talked about UFOs, they were maligned and they say, Okay, buddy, nice. You got a stupid little hat on there. You did it to me. You did it to the Jirak person. Look at this is what I want to say. Talk about, oh, which is also- Why would it be history perhaps on my part? I don't know. You are the flip-flopper. You do this, but I will say it is- I didn't flip-flop. I didn't know because you still, I don't believe that there are Thorgorz and Greys and those kinds of things.

You have a lore that you have that is 100% fan fiction. It makes me feel- I still disagree with you on that. It makes me feel important. I know. It makes me feel good. Speaking of important, there's this NASA administrator. His name is Bill Nelson. Now, Bill Nelson, you might recognize his name. He's been in politics for a really long time. Anyway, he has just talked about how he does believe that the UFOs that we're constantly seeing could possibly be extraterrestrial beings and they could be from another world. The fine print is that Bill Nelson is- So when you really, when that first report had come out,

when Marco Rubio finally got his way, finally the one good thing he's ever done in his life, they got the federal report out about UFOs. I don't even want to get on that one. No, no, it makes me mad. But you know what they did? They had this sort of like, I think the term was, so they had like four different- They had five different things that UFOs could be and the fifth one was other, right? The fifth one was, we don't know, right? Like they came up with all the other reasons. And what Bill is Nelson is saying is he's ready to embrace the fifth like explanation. He's ready to say, okay, if it's not these four other things, I won't say you should be put into

an insane asylum if you do say it comes from another intelligence from another place. But it's so far from saying it is. And also, again, what we're seeing now is you, another article, you sent me, I'm so proud of you, about the people seeing the top secret like flights of these two subsonic ships. Yes, these drones, right? Unmanned like crazy drones. You're starting to see this come out. My thing is, is that again, as soon as the government accepts it, that's how you know it's a lie. As soon as Bill Nelson says, I think it might be aliens, then you know, like here now, they are leaning in. They're saying, hey, now we can put up anything in the sky and say, it must be aliens. That's a good point. They can put up there so it can

hide in plain sight. So I'm not really certain because we don't know yet because we don't know how they would get here. I do believe that if there is some form of an actual biological intelligence, I think it's robot, more than anything else. I think those more more my mind that those little orbs, what if those are observational things that they call when they buzz us and then they leave? And you also have a good point when it comes to Psyops, right? Because now you got CIA, John Brennan, you can't trust them as far as you can throw them. The guys are a real piece of shit. And he is talking about how it's possible they're extraterrestrials. And so that does make me think like, okay, that's a little scary. He says the objects might quote, constitute

a different form of life. I don't care what anybody says about January 6. I don't care what anybody says about the CDC. But one thing when it comes down to it, you're not going to make me root for the fucking government. I'm not going to sit here and believe that the government has her best interests in mind. I don't think that they necessarily do. And I think that when they start coming out, and once the government starts saying it's fucking aliens, once they start saying it's aliens, then to me, real, that's the big lie. Then that now we're in a new phase of the lie, that for a while, it was make us all appear to be morons. And now it's like now they're going to embrace it because they can also hide underneath it. I still believe that the phenomenon

is largely psychic. And of course, the phenomenon of like UFOs began after we dropped the two bombs there on Nagasaki and Hiroshima. So was that like, oh, okay, we see you now. I mean, who the hell knows. But that's the modern theory. The idea that UFOs really started showing up in the 1940s. But then the real thing is about like, it seems to be some form of phenomena has been chasing humankind ever since we had consciousness. And it seems more that our consciousness is just a lot more complicated than they want it to be. They want us all just be a bunch of robots that need food. And they could do whatever. But maybe there's something else going on. It's in that what it would be considered to be spiritual at one point is actually just science. We don't know

science. We don't know. And of course, they would love us to be robots. And that's why they are slowly eradicating certain groups of people because robots can now do their jobs, and they're no longer needed. Perhaps is that conspiracy? We just don't know. But we talk about this last week about the McDonald's thing, about the idea that they're working with IBM, or was that on the stream? But how they may have been on the stream, the McDonald's is partnering with IBM to get rid of humans because basically they realized that they could shave off. I think it was like two minutes of interaction per transaction to make sure. And so that's why they'll get rid of all humans involved. Oh, that's great. Well, speaking of mysterious things in the sky that

we actually perhaps have solved, I also want to hear your thoughts on this entry, the Jetpack Man. Obviously, we talked about the Jetpack Man a whole bunch. Many, many times. And we're like, what's the Jetpack Man up there doing? Is he like a Lakers fan? What's happening with him? It turns out, or there is a new theory, rather, that it was a balloon. And this has been released by the police. They'd love for it to be. Wouldn't they? They would love for it to be a simple little balloon, a simple explanation. Wouldn't they? I don't know. They do a focus. They do like a close up on one of the shots of does look like a balloon man. Like it looks like they said Jack Skellington. Yes, they say he looks like Jack Skellington, of course, is one of the most handsome of all the

creatures created out of clay. No, I'm looking at this thing. Yeah, maybe there is a balloon in it. Okay. But then it's being piloted, right? Yeah. Who's piling in it and who's trying to buzz planes coming in and out? And it's also it sounds like the technology that was used to fly said balloon was honestly, it sounds like it was the it's already kind of improbable because of how long these things are up and how far they're flying up into the sky. Well, I've lost a few balloons during a couple of birthday parties. And I'll tell you one thing, they really do get up there. They do. The FBI is actually investigating this. So whoever is behind it is probably like, we better keep this a secret because as soon as the FBI and the FAA start getting together and

sniffing around your house, it's never fun. This is what the FBI has to say in a statement. So the FBI is now making this is so crazy that all of this stuff is getting to like the highest intelligence communities in the world. Quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote. So this is what you got him. This is what the FBI said in a statement to ABC News. They say the FBI has worked closely with the FAA to investigate reported jet pack sightings in Los Angeles, none of which have been verified, even though like you can kind of see it. But and then they say one working theory is that the pilot might have seen balloons. But I don't know. Pilots kind of know what they see. And I know what I saw is a cliche for a reason.

So who knows what's happening. You know what you fucking saw because you do know what you saw and you can't let these Gen Z FBI agents tell you you didn't see what it is, right? Because that's what they're trying to take from us. They're trying to take our jet pack men from us and our tight jeans. I know what's happening. Generational divide. Another thing we'll bring up is the hyperthermia story. Now, I said last week about the family that died. I know how I didn't believe it. And then I had a lot of experienced hikers that say you don't want to hike when it's hot out. You'd be surprised how fast you can die. Okay, I believe it. And then and so this one got one way to explain why one listener basically said that you could see how they might be

under prepared for a hike and that these temperatures can spike in a way when you're coming up a basin basically like the heat can arise as you come out of the basin. So they went down to the Devil's Gulch and they came up and they said basically it could get incrementally hotter and then all of a sudden be 107 to 109 degrees. They might not think you know you can get quickly overwhelmed by it and also dogs die of hyperthermia even faster than humans do, which is really interesting. But yeah, I mean, you know, so yes, I could see maybe then. I still think it's weird. But you know, there we got several experienced hikers that told us like it could be happen. It could happen to you. And you really need to be careful when you go out hiking on hot

days, you really do need to bring enough water. I still have PTSD about the story that you and Ed told me about your hiking trick in Hawaii, I believe. I anybody tells you the word chill. I want to see pictures of a hammock. All right, I want to see like little tiny sandwiches, because that's chill. What we did was not chill. They'll lie to you and say whatever they want. One thing that we'll talk about very briefly is the horrible tragedy that happened at the Astro World Concert. It was a festival that was ran by Travis Scott or like his company ran it. And they co produced they co produced it. Eight people died. What they do believe was a crushing incident, which a bunch of people ran the stage. The one thing that we do want to address is that

there was like two conspiracy theories that were attached the story and we don't really know what immediately. We don't really know what's going on. One was that there was a group needle attack, right? That they there are eight people that died and they still have not released how they died. There was one young person a 10 year old. Honestly, I don't know if they should have even been at that concert 14. I think it was 14 also. There was a little kid that it was crushed, right? But then there was a there was a there was this rumor that someone was getting they were getting stabbed with needles and that people were getting drugged, right? Like some form of fentanyl attack, right? But they say that there was one person that was attacked with a needle,

but they didn't even know what that means. They don't know what that means. Nothing has anything. So that is not necessarily true at all. It seems that people got hurt in the crowd crush incident that happened. The Travis Scott obviously was watching from the stage. He was performing I think for 37 minutes while it was still going on. But again, I don't know the sight lines. I don't know what he could see. There's a lot of people putting responsibility in Travis Scott. But I don't know. I don't know about all that. But he people got hurt very badly. And then the other one was that it's a mass satanic ritual. Yeah. This one's kind of fun if it wasn't so damn sad. It is really fucked up. They attributed it to the fact that Travis Scott likes talking about the devil,

which I just honestly think makes him cool. But they said that there was a comparison of the opening. Like there's an awning you can walk through, sort of like this. I don't know what you call it, like some kind of not an awning. It's sort of an entrance that was Travis Scott's mouth that you can walk through. And they try to compare it to Herodamus Bosch's painting Christ in Limbo. That if you look at it and it does, it does look eerily similar. But the thing is in my mind, I don't think it was supposed to necessarily be because this was supposed to be where you're now in hell, that type of thing. I think it might have been a nod to Herodamus Bosch. Sure. But that's just art. That's just an allister crowd. Let's just keep remember that every single time

someone says satanic human sacrifice, the most quote unquote evil of the of the people of all the quote unquote satan, the diabolus of all of them. Alistair Crowley said, come supplants human sacrifice. We don't need to do human sacrifice anymore. Oh, just come set. But I mean, you just you know, you just come with Temple of Set. So really, so the story is 50,000 people come at the Travis Scott concert for a satanic ritual. That would be more appropriate. That would be much more appropriate. But yes, I don't think it was a satanic ritual. I don't think that that's a part of it. It seems that it was a tragic incident at a concert venue that got far too far too filled past capacity for people jumping the fences and doing all of the shit to get inside of the place

as well. You know, it is up. You know, the artist, you know, crowd control is one of those responsibilities. However, again, as Henry said, we don't know the details. So I don't want to cast blame. The one thing that we do know is, you know, places like Live Nation and this festival, which was on I believe Chase Bankfield or some bullshit, there needs to be security and needs to be precautions because it's hard when thousands of people rush you and you maybe you're not paying these people necessarily most amount of money. I'll tell you what, if I was a fucking 20 year old security guard and a fucking 200 people were rushing to jump the fence, I'd be like, there you go. Well, this is up there with Altamont. I mean, this is up there with an Altamont in my mind.

But the interesting thing to me is, okay, so the satanic thing, all of that started on TikTok, like really fast. And they say that TikTok is for the Gen Z. So that's people born in 1996, when I was 15. That's what's so crazy to me is that, oh man, we got the boomers who love their conspiracies. And then the young kids love their conspiracies. And I'm a little bit nervous to be honest with you. This is according to one little comment. They say this ain't a festival, it's a sacrifice. And they go on to say the music industry is demonic and collect souls. And the music industry. I mean, all correct. I mean, if it was demonic, I think they would be much, I think they'd be doing better, quite honestly.

Yeah. But they do collect souls. You do have to agree. They do take your soul and they break it. That's called show business. It's called entering into being an artist. They own your soul and they fuck with it. Yes. I'm learning more about show business as I stay in LA. And I am going to continue to go to my sports bars and never hang out with artists, because God knows. So anyway, some phrases were astro world demonic, astro world Illuminati, astro world upside down cross. Those were all trending. And so anyway, of course, none of that stuff is real. And it's just a massive tragedy. And this has to be taken tangibly and reasonably. And we should have enough security or just make sure that the area could handle that amount of people. And then

also we are like that. Everyone is responsible. Like don't. It's just so hard. We are so hard. We are just off of the fricking. We're just out of the cave. We really are. So we're still just like it's just really sad when you see mass human behavior and you see it all happening in front of you like an ant on an anthill. And you're like, wow, we are crazy. I know it's ridiculous to say, but you know, the human human consciousness is 300,000 years old. Just the United States of America, even just being here, we're only like 300 years old. We have not been here a long time. We are still learning quite a bit of how to interact properly, like modern times, this type of shit. It's really, really intense, but it also does show like conspiracy theories. Don't stop.

And they're all exactly the fucking same. Yeah. So every single time you look at this, like they all jump to the same exact imagery. They say the same exact sentences. There are real conspiracies. We're going to be covering a lot more in 2022 as we go. But like, man, it's just this idea to immediately jump to satanic ritual abuse is so hack. And then also it becomes a way to never deal with the real problems, which is really comes down to personal responsibility. And how do you teach it? Where does it belong? Is it on the concert goers? Is it on Travis Scott? Is it on the people who run the concert? It seems to be it's like all of these and one in one old horrible parfait of responsibility. One thing we can say is that

there was a lot of passing the buck going on and very little responsibility. Same thing with the Alec Baldwin story. Exactly. The same thing. You're just watching to see they're all trying to, if no one cares about this dead person, they're all just trying to figure out who's the person that the fucking the spinny wheel of blame is going to land on. It makes me nauseous. This is according to just lastly, or just according to Jennifer Stromi Galli, a professor. She studies social media platforms, which that's kind of interesting. That's a full course now. She says we have this stereotype of conspiracy theorists being older on social media, but young people can in some ways be more susceptible. She says we know that the human brain is really like sensational

content and teenage brains even more so because they're still developing. So and naturally satanic abuse or satanic ritual is a fuck of a lot more fun than the operation that led to eight people being dead. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. Because Fire Island, the fire festival only happens every once in a while, but it happens because people are fucking morons versus just deeply diabolical. It's hard to get a bunch of diabolical people together. And I'm sure people have seen both of those documentaries, but if you haven't watched the fire fest documentaries, it's going to it's fucking weird. All right. Well, let's move on to something a little bit lighter. Do you want to do this? Let's do this toilet story. Let's

let's lighten it up. Yes. So just do this so called toilet story. Corbin High School is for man. Now we know how long we've talked about how janitors. Do you know that? Do not bring me. Do not rub me into your malign janitors. I am so team janitor. It's ridiculous. But janitors don't need to be blown up like this is Afghanistan. We're bringing the war home. This isn't Whitley County, Kentucky. This is Corbin High School. They he filed the state. The maintenance worker filed a lawsuit against Corbin Independent Schools. He claimed that apparently someone had put what he calls I think it's a little serious to call it an IED. He called it an improvised and explosive device. I mean, it is an IED. It is. But it was put into a toilet and it blew up

his balls. He's got burns on his balls and it hurt his dick. He can't return to work because his dick and balls almost got blown off and a funny little prank. But that's not a prank. You got to put saran wrap underneath the toilet so he shits on his own balls. Because shitting on your own balls is funny. Setting fire to a man's balls unless he's guilty of a really gruesome series of crimes is sad. Well, the funny thing or not the funny thing, but the interesting thing is here. So you might think, oh, this happened at a high school. This must be a high school. This must be the kids senior prank. It was not. It was three of his coworkers. So maybe the maligning of the janitor because maybe there were other janitors and maybe they were like, he's cleaning

too good. He's taking our jobs. So it was always a bunch of firecrackers that his coworkers put in the toilet and that's what exploded. So this, I would just, you got to look at your coworkers and be like, really guys, really? This is, wow, what a Monday. What a Monday. Honestly, you might as well just join a safer job and become a police officer. Get your dick and balls blown up at work. That's no longer, it's no longer safe for you. No. And so, yeah, we'll see. So he's obviously so we didn't, you know what? As far as I'm concerned, you get your, you get your cock and nuts ripped off or blown off and you just want to take a dump. Yeah, you get, you get, you get compensation for life. I really do believe there's one place that we need to be able to trust

and that's the sacred space between the water of a toilet and my balls. Six inches of just pure undivided peace. Just for, that is where we should all be allowed as a society to have a moment away from cancel culture. You got to be able to get away from the barbs and arrows of humankind when you're taking a shit. Not worry about whether or not someone's going to blow up your fucking dick and balls. Yeah, that's all right. So I think that we as a human group, can we just call truce in the bathroom? I fucking hope so. I have another story that I want to go through that's fucking wild out of the movie taken, dude. Have you seen this? No, I've seen the movie taken, but this man, he murdered his daughter's ex-boyfriend for selling her into human trafficking. He sold

her, he went, this is, it's fucking crazy. He just had found his body and they charged him because he went, he found out his daughter was being sold into human trafficking for a thousand dollars. He sold the human being for a thousand dollars. It's awful. And then the father found out, he went down, he fucking pulled her out like he found her, he did the thing, he pulled her out, he saved her, he then he confronted the ex-boyfriend, he then do what it did with every single, I'm certain that how many people I've had this fantasy, where you're like, he got the guy at gunpoint, he tied him up, you put him in a trunk of a fucking car. Like Uncle Buck. Like Uncle Buck did the bug. Yes, but real. Oh, yeah, it's kind of sweet though, it's kind of fun. He drove him out to a

field, he beat him with the fucking cinder block and then stabbed him like dozens of times until he was fucking dead. And then he left them in the car to rot. And then they didn't find it until a year later. But then one triumphant moment of being able to come home and the girl, you imagine your daughter being like, where's Brian? And then being like, we don't have to worry about Brian anymore. Well, I mean, this man is obviously a total piece of shit. I'm talking about the person who was killed if he did do this. But the weird thing is, he is being charged now with first degree murder. And I wonder how this is going to play out because if you're a juror, I don't know, like the story is kind of compelling, you know, it's like, I was fucking, you're going to do that

to my daughter or my son, whatever, to you even, Henry. If I find out you were sold to the Polish sex market, I would find them. And then I'd be like, Kissel, I'm happy here. What? Leave me here, man. Just suck it. Come on, they call me the vase. I will give you $5,000 to take him back. We actually abducted the wrong kind of Polish. This is horrible. It's a stain on my reputation here in this extra hit. They said my bussy was to snap in for all these weak ass dicks. And I guess you make it like it. That's the thing is you have to like it too much. And then they ask it to leave. It's like the military. But these guys, like it is, it's fucked up. But you have to prove whether or not this human trafficking rig existed. I'd love to find out whether or two, because we also haven't

really heard much about the Missouri, like the beeheadings, all this shit, the human cages that were around. I also remember, I don't know if we ever addressed just how many pro human cages, like doggy cages, emails that we got from people that were practicing BDSM people who were like, I love my human sized cage. I think that's great. I mean, have fun with it. Consent is the optimal word there. When it comes to the FBI, once again, they have said there is no sex crime investigation for the victim. So it looks like they're not looking into the claims that the father made when it comes to murdering this ex-boyfriend. Obviously, we will follow that case as it continues. Yes, it's fucked up. But who knows? Like, but yeah, but honestly, how many of these

like in human trafficking rings are going across this entire country? You know, you look at what Natalie covers it in depth and check out spun. There was a situation in Loudoun County where the school board covered up a rape and then sent the guy to another school where he raped. And then finally they arrested him and there was so much just kick in the can. Honestly, I'm not taking responsibility. Well, speaking of trials, I believe we did cover this story way back in the day. But now this has been done. Sidney Loof was found stuffed in garbage bags in Nebraska. A woman lured a Tinder date before strangling and dismembering her with her boyfriend. She is now she has life in prison. Her name is Bailey Boswell. And her boyfriend was Aubrey Trail. He was 55 years old

and they killed this 24 year old girl and now they she has life as well. So it's just kind of a sad It is very sad. The man was sentenced to death, which I'm against the death penalty. But yeah, we are. Because didn't they just also happen in South Carolina? They just botched a day. It's an execution. It's really, really fucked up. They really need to stop it. I hate it. I hate it. Okay, here we go. Here's the light. This is a light story. Good, please. I don't know if it is. Oh, but I do. But I think it's interesting. I think it's fun. So this is a, all right, elderly man, a 90 year old man, a 98 year old man with two died of COVID. He was dissected openly. This is outside. He was dissected openly at an oddities and curiosities expo

in Oregon, right? In Oregon, right? For $500 ahead, you could pay to go watch this man get autopsied. And apparently the family was never notified that he was going to be used like this. His widow, his name is David Saunders. He went out there apparently his body. And I don't know how this was. Maybe it was because he was donated. Like they donated his organs or they maybe sold him. Yeah, they might have sold his body because that does happen. Yeah, sure, sure. You know, you can do some good research out of a corpse. That's what people do. And honestly, when it comes down to it, like maybe you could opt and maybe it helps you. I don't know how this works. Side stories, LPOTL, gmail.com. Let me know how the human body purchasing world works,

because I think that you can opt. They'd be like, yeah, okay, we'll purchase him. This will help us do funeral costs. Do we need any more skeletons? You know, I love your skeleton. Yeah, but like, I'm gonna get your skeleton. You can have mine. That's fine. That's what I'm, but that's exciting. Yeah, that's exciting. Yeah, sure. And put you in different different seasons. I trust you up. I'm really excited for that. But he sold this company called Med Ed Labs. Med Ed Labs. I mean, they didn't know, but apparently you could just go because like, you could just watch us autopsy just like hanging out and people just eating popcorn, watching them like you get cut up and shit. I know it's it does seem fascinating in a way.

But I don't know if I pay $500 to go see it. Well, apparently some people did not enjoy it. Mike Clark being one of them. According to Clark, this is what he has to say. He says, I was totally horrified. Our whole staff was horrified. And they thought it was really sad what happened to the body. And they didn't know if this was even going to help advanced medical students or, you know, I don't know what the whole point was. But anyway, I don't know. Well, it's it's an oddities expose. So they probably have a bunch of different fucked up shit happening at the same time. And that it's kind of fun to do. It does seem like it's in the environment been like, there's the peanuts, there's a two headed lamb, there's an autopsy over there,

we got burlesque. You know, I mean, like, that's really fun in a way. But I also know that I might be shocking to a family that didn't know that that was going to happen. But also like in the end, depends on the guy too. Yeah, because the guy super like, was he the life of the party? If he excited for a bunch of people to see his dick and balls as they cut open his chest. If he's like that, then cool. Yeah, I don't think that was that was the quote from Clark. He says, they're just sad what happened to the gentleman because his family thought he that his body was going to go to advance medical for the advancements of medical students. But according to Jeremy Silberto, that's the expose organizer. He said that sounder that sounders gave and his family

gave consent. I don't know. I mean, who knows? Well, the if you signed a lot of paperwork that says like, I guess when it comes down to it, you've given up the body and you've and you have given up ownership of the body. And unless you specifically say, if you specifically state, it's going to be used for X, Y, Z. I think that's different than like, if you just signed a blanket thing, spin like, OK, here's the body. I think it might show up at the body's exhibit. It might be used as a dildo mannequin. Who knows what you could do with that. I mean, like you just have like this old man that you have all and then you just ride it every on your birthday. You take it out of the closet and you're right. It just because it's something that's fun to do something

fresh because you maybe you hate your birthday. Yeah, it's a strange new kind of peloton. According to Med Ed Labs, they accused Alberto of being beyond dishonest. And apparently, speaking of cancel culture, Silberto had to cancel another public autopsy. He was going to do in Seattle on Halloween. They say that cancel culture isn't real. It's going to come for you one day. Technically, we've never been accepted by anything. So I was telling them like, we've been told no by everybody. So I think everyone hates us. Yeah, we were already pre-canceled. And thank God we were able to fight our best fight. But any you. So if you want to have me in your home for all eternity, Henry, you are allowed to have my skeleton.

I don't want to wheel it around. I'm going to put a Sabrarer on you. I'm going to come and address you up in all different all sorts of costumes and stuff. Can I get your skin? Do they give away skin? If I want it to benzone, honestly, I'll pay for it. Okay. Well, if you pay for it, that's fantastic. All right. Well, also, there's a story here. It's about this necrophiliac killer. This dude's name is David Fuller. And apparently, he sexually abused 99 corpses. One of them as young as nine. And then he also killed two women to rape their bodies. This dude is 67 years old. He bludgeoned Wendy Nell and Caroline Pierce to death in 1987. And the man, I guess, he is a... Man, he finally just... But he just finally confessed, David Fuller.

Yeah, the youngest victim against nine. It's a hard confession, man. Oh, you see this picture of him too? Yeah, you could... You know, that's the thing, too, about British people is that on one end, especially British men, you could look at him and be like, oh, that's a tea salesman. Sure. But then if you look at it, then you realize, then you find out that he's molesting corpses for fucking decades. And then you're like, yep. Check this out. He kind of looks like Pinhead before he became Pinhead. Doug Bradley. He does look like Doug Bradley. But yeah, you got to... You know what I also don't like? It shows all these pictures of him biking. He's just being like, am I supposed to be impressed by the fact that he fucking took care of himself?

Yeah. Well, he was in good shape. He was in good health. Apparently, you might be asking, how did he get around all these dead bodies? So that's a totally valid question. He was the hospital electrician. And so he would go to the mortuary. And that's where he would, you know, do God. And he also kept a... He really did... He had diaries where he talked about how much he did it. This is going to be a heavy hitter that we're going to cover at one point in our life. Fuller kept their record of having carried at least 30 burglaries, which he also did. He also did a bunch of burglaries. But then, you know, don't worry. They said, don't... They think that they believe now, no matter what. Their morgues are definitely safe now. None of them got it.

Apparently he also... Apparently there was videos and pictures. And they call it unimaginable depravity. I'm sure all of us can imagine it, you know, because it's really gross and everything. They also say... So he's been charged with sexual penetration of a corpse, possessing an extreme pornographic image involving sexual interference with a corpse and taking indecent images of children. So this man is about as bad as a human being can be. And now he's... He's not good, man. You don't want him to be the guarantor in your home loan. This is a man that you don't like. We don't like him. You know what? We're gonna take the side story stance here of being against it. I don't like what he did. And I really feel like no one should do

this. And I... You know what also it is? Like, because it's the Ed Gein thing too. Like, I know you like having sex with corpses, you know? Like, I'm like, that's not good. Well, at least like corpses, they don't know. They don't know what's gonna... What's happening to them. They don't know. Why would you kill... Why would you make new freshies? Why make freshies when you have access to freshies all the time? I don't like the way you're referring to corpses as freshies. You sound like every mortician who gets murdered by like a serial killer. But apparently this psychopath is dude, Fuller. He used Facebook to track down the people he defiled after they were dead. And he would like study their lives. He liked the whole package. He'd like to own their whole

personality. Oh, God. Yeah, it's not good, man. He's gonna die in jail. This is not a nice guy. I hope he's not on... He's not gonna hopefully get a comedy special or anything anytime soon, because that's gonna be... People are gonna be very upset. Oh, I guess... Talk about cancel culture. During the murders, neighbors allegedly heard high-pitched screams of terror. But then don't you... Hey, buddy. Need any sugar? What's going on in here? I'm hearing high-pitched screams of terror. It's why you got to scream fire. Or as you in... I guess in England, you can go, someone's made the crumpets too good. Whoa! And then you go, oh, grumpets are supposed to suck. Yep. Get over there. Oh, he's just raping a bunch of corpses. I gotta get out of here. Yeah, this...

Oh my God. Anyway, yeah. Okay, so anyway. Yeah, I'm glad that you're shocked and I'm glad that you're upset. It's just, well, it's just, it's just very sad and gross because the man is disgusting. Anyway, none of it's good. Literally, I don't think a single bit about if it's good. I don't like it. I don't like it. According to Duncan Aitkinson, he's the prosecutor. He said it's been a very difficult task to tell all the families that this man... You think so? Oh, what's so difficult about it? I don't get it. What's hard about it? And honestly, there's no way it's not like fucking... Cops love investigating this type of stuff. Oh, absolutely. Because it's just so fun. It's really fun to get to go through all that content that he's created. Is it

appropriate to call it competent? Should I not call what he made content? It technically is content that's going to lead to his, that has led to his incarceration. Yep. Yeah. But it will, and it will lead to all of ours. This story is really long. So yeah, look into it if you care. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you have fun with it. You love it. You love it. Well, you know what we're going to do is, is that we're just going to wait and then we're going to... You and I... Oh my God. The last podcast will eventually do the deep dive on this person. Yeah. One of the victims was named Azra Kemmel, 24 years old. He had sex with her dead body three times and then researched her death online, reading all the tributes from her friends and family.

He likes it even more than he likes it even more. And again, I don't think that it's cool. I wish that he was into, I don't know... Not that. How about just being a football? Football. Great. Hospital, electrician. Very important job. Thank you very much. Very important. Yep. All right. Well, this is disgusting. This is disgusting. Let's do Hero of the Week. What do you think? Yes, please. Hero of the Week. Okay. This Hero of the Week. Well, now, you know, this hero really did not do nearly as much as many. But his name is Andrew Taylor. He's 59 years old. He noticed there was a lack of good sticks at the local dog park. What? Yeah, he sticks for dogs. This guy just got fucking sticks. He got sticks. Yeah. I know the other guy fucked 99 corpses,

but this is a hero. I'm not saying that the hero outweighs the villain in today's episode. No, you're right. You're right. Yeah. He didn't say, yeah. He didn't like... His work didn't like keep that David Fuller guy from doing what he did. It doesn't cancel it out. Wow. No, sadly. But anyway, not to trounce on Andrew Taylor Hero of the Week, because this dog park, he said there were so many dogs and they did not have enough branches. So he started a stick library where you can take little sticks and put them into the box. That's so stupid. He can put it in the little box in the... But it's in the dog park, right? And then so you can always have like a little stick to throw to your dog. Again, doesn't turn back the time of all

the horror that we've experienced. But anyway, more than 50 dogs and their owners have enjoyed a game of fetch with the sticks. So he's spreading some joy that way. This is what Taylor's daughter, Taylor, reset. She says, as people started to arrive, there was disbelief how simple the idea was, but it's one of those ideas no one had thought of. All the other dog owners appreciate it as they all have experienced the good stick search, which isn't always fruitful. It's an idea that just makes sense to them. I want to blow my brains out. I just keep thinking of what the man... It's just like him doing this outside of the hospital where the man is like taking photos of himself having sex with corpses while he's like, found another stick. I don't make humans.

I don't know what they do. There we go. They should do it. I'm so mad about the drone wars. Better find another stick. He's the hero of the week. He's the hero of the week and I don't care what anyone says about it. Yep. You're right. No, I honestly really appreciate it. I mean, dogs need sticks, bro. I honestly, I think it's good. I think it's good. I'm just, I'm just so upset. Okay, great. Here we go. I had an experience with a man in black almost three years ago. I've told a couple of people, but not many. It seems like a good place to share it. I was living in a small town in Northern California. My work was super close to home, so I would go home and my lunch break to walk my dog and have lunch. On this particular day,

I popped home around 2pm or so and it was very bright, pleasant day. My property was very private and surrounded by tall trees and pedestrian traffic on my road, which was not really a thing, right? I was in the backyard with my dog when a tall, older looking, very pale white man with light hair and a black suit appeared about 20 feet away from me standing in my yard. It's David Fuller waiting for me to die. No, do you feel sick? Tell me you're feeling faint. I did not turn a corner and see him nor was it from the corner of my eye. He just appeared. I look fully at him in the mid-afternoon sun. He was there just long enough for me to fully see and comprehend him and he was gone. Maybe three or about four, but maybe for about three or four seconds. He didn't blink out

or walk away. One moment he existed and the next he simply did not. I had to thought, well, maybe I'm crazy now. What about my business? A couple months later, my dog found ourselves. We found ourselves running on foot from a wall of flame in that same neighborhood. The town I lived in was Paradise and I lived on Pence Road near Lower Pearson. It was one of the worst hit neighborhoods with a high casualty rate. We got trapped in our car trying to escape and out abandoned it and run on foot. Several of the people cars around me did not survive. I'm sure you guys remember the smoke that year. It was all dead bodies and homes. I've heard of MIB showing up before and after disaster, so I'm not surprised. Interesting. Very much on those fires. Absolutely horrible.

Was that the one started by the baby gender reveal thing? Yes, I think so. I forget which one it was, but yeah. All right. This is from Police Officer Nolence. Okay. About 15 years ago, I initiated a traffic stop on a vehicle that was driving erratically, occupied with a young white male 20, 25 years old from the looks of him, made contact, licensed in insurance, and he went to go get them. Very calm guy, friendly, no more nervous than most people who went pulled over. This license says he's 19. Normal traffic stop until I asked, have anything in the car I need to know about, drugs, weapons, stuff like that. And he said, yes, sir, my beers in the trunk. The answer is always no, by the way, if you ever are pulled over. No, yeah, never, never answer. I asked him to step

out and open the trunk because it is interesting how often people answer the question honestly. Now, I was going to cut him a warning on the beer, right? He said, yes, sir, my beers are in the trunk. I asked him to step out and open the trunk. Now, I was going to cut a warning on the beer and make him pour it out. Trunk opens. Beer was right there. So was his girlfriend, her head, and her inexplicably her left foot rolled just in the trunk, just chilling. Now, he said he handled it about like when you go to pet a friendly dog and it starts aggressively growling, calm, friendly tone, separate a bit to get some distance. Yeah, I asked something like, who's that? Dude stayed expressionless and explained that it was fiancee and he did remember killing her. She said she had

been nagging him about video games, not job searching, and he just snapped. Oh my god. Officer says, do me a favor, turn around, hands behind your back. I got one cut off. I got one cuff on him. He started bucking and fight. And I finally got him caught. I finally got him fully cuffed, and he calmed down immediately. It was weird, like he just went silent. Homicide came out, took over, and I went along my way to serve for the rest of my shift. For the rest of your shift, honestly, dude, how do you go around? That's what their job is. Their jobs are not, that's the whole thing that we've been dealing with all these guys popping off. That's what a good cop does. They're supposed to be able to handle this shit and move on. Right? Well,

it's just, that's very difficult. It's hard. But he pretty much assumes he pleaded out. Oh my gosh. And here's a fun story. Do you remember the story that we talked about where the guy gave the severed head to the cops on a plate, I think, something like that? And the cops were just, as soon as you see the corpse, you're just like, all right, we have a corpse here. Like, you have to like, calm down. You have to go into like, analyzation. You have to investigate. Yeah, investigate. Oh, wow. All right. All right. Thank you. Thank you to that man who's very test. Give me a ticket, please. Now, this is about a story about a sex toy that was borrowed by a cousin.

Now, recently, I was getting ready to hop in the shower. This came from our story about sex toys being around in a family. Now, recently, I was about to, I was getting ready to hop in the shower and I noticed on the bathroom sink a little red velvet pouch that looked oddly familiar and very out of place sitting on the bathroom sink in the one bathroom shared by everyone who lives here and comes over. Oh, right. Sure enough, it is my glass butt pluck. It is my favorite one. And it's kept in the chest next to my bed. Along with our other sex toys, dildos, my boyfriend's tiny baby butt plug, because he just started exploring this for himself. I'm sure he loves that thing that he loves. Oh, yeah. And my clit simulator, right? I get all

this shit, right? Great. To any of you, I go to the bedroom with my little pouch and I ask my boyfriend, are you using this bag with a little laugh? Okay, baby, feel a little froggy. You need a little extra pep in the step, right? You're gonna do the whole thing. You're gonna have fun in the shower. He immediately answers back, no, what is that? I'm like, babe, it's okay. It's all good. Don't be embarrassed. Yes, again, truly, what is that? I tell him it's my glass butt pluck. He starts laughing and saying, no, no, I did not. I did not use it. No. I didn't even know where you keep it, which I believe since I'm the one who always pulls these things out. And this moment, I'm totally kind of freaked out. I'm like, what in the actual fuck? I mean, what's happening?

So I got in the living room where my 16 year old son is often VR world with this oculus of my 11 year old daughter's laying on the couch tick talking her life away. I ask, who had this in the bathroom? Silence. I say again, who had this in the bathroom? Oh my God, I am also laughing internally dying a little bit every second as it goes by. My daughter, my daughter says, what is it? I answer back. This is my butt pluck. Oh my she yells, why do you have a butt pluck? Oh, my son. Oh my poor, dear, horny 16 year old son. He's there with that dumb shit VR set and who admits he finally he admits that he had it. My daughter proclaims she's going to kill herself and leave the family. I'm in shock and disgust and we're going back and forth. Well, why is his

mother's butt plugged to begin with? My daughter freaking the fuck out. My partners in the bedroom howling, laughing, fucking all the chaos breaks out. The most ridiculous family conversation I've ever had in my god life. I that would ever have, right? So I checked on the spot where the other sex toys were and my boyfriend's butt plug is missing also. And my son says he doesn't know what has happened to this one. Yeah, fucking right. I tells him he owes me 50 bucks to replace my plugs and then he may as well keep the glass one. I can never ever use it again. And it's so disturbing that my son was sneaking into our room and using our plugs and then returning them later. This shit is happening. Wait, what I call my oldest daughter to tell her what happened and she fucking

loses it. Straight up says she asked her brother why he took it and he said what he was thinking and he said, I wasn't peeling a fucking banana with it. So what do you think I did with it? My poor 11 year old daughter goes to my boyfriend and says, you're the only one I like anymore in this house and you're the only one not talking about butt plugs and he says just back, no, I'm mad too. He took mine as well. She hates us all. That's really fun. That's really good. You're going to save it for his future girlfriends. It's a perfect story for when he starts dating. Do you remember when you stole my butt plug and use it on yourself? Wow, that is a family. That is a family tale there. No names though. So that was good. The family,

well, okay, lock up your butt plugs. Yeah, you gotta live your life honestly. Yeah, put it live your life like you got a live butt plug underneath your fucking bed. All right, you have a live butt plug. You need to fucking teach your family how to use it. Yeah, yeah, butt plugs, yeah, butt plug safety. Butt plug safety is very real. Butt plug safety is really, really important. You got to love being a child free person, knowing for a fact that you can, you don't have to worry about a child using your own butt plug on themselves. And then you can laugh thinking about all the people struggling with these children to fucking themselves with your dildos. That's incredible. That was definitely one of those where people who were like, maybe we

should have a kid. Like today is not going to be the day because that story is going to be like maybe not today. All right, everyone. Well, thank you for listening. We can't wait to see on the road again. We will be in North Carolina, South Carolina. Keep your shirt on. No, you can take them off though. You can take off the shirt. Do whatever you want. Well, you know, that poor woman who revealed her wonderful breasts at the Salt Lake City show, she was asked to leave, but I think all the Salt Lake City, I think you can show your breasts and a bunch of places. So do whatever you want. You can show your penis. I wish the people, yeah, just have, well, anyway. Anyway, all right, everyone, we'll see you at the live shows. Is that legal to even say

that to encourage people to take their penises out? I think it's slightly worse than what Travis Scott did. You're right. Yeah, you know, that's okay. All right, everyone. Thank you so much for listening. Hail yourselves. Hail Satan. Magustalations, everybody. Hail me, you fox. All right. This show is made possible by listeners like you. Thanks to our ad sponsors, you can support our shows by supporting them. For more shows like the one you just listened to, go to lastpodcastnetwork.com.