Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Tongue Collector

Episode Date: February 20, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: a grisly discovery prompts the question "To whom do the tongues belong?"; Papa John revisited; a kidnapped woman is forced to watch "Roots", AND MORE.

There's no place to escape to. This is the last time on the left side stories Ben kissle yes, um, how old are you right now? How old am I? Yeah, uh-huh. Oh Oh, man, I don't really to say a 38 which is three plus eight equals 41 Kobe Bryant died at 41 am I the next to go three plus eight is 11 Number one number two kissle walks in. No, I know 38. Oh, yeah three plus eight is 11 It's been a morning. I used to say this is a full grown man. He's a full grown man. Okay. They were a very grown man He comes into the studio Slick wet looking literally physically wet

Oh, I'm a cool guy not cool. No, I mean actually you must be cool You actually must be very cold because it's winter time in New York City And you are visibly wet at first. I thought did you jog to the studio, but my detective skills failed me there Because then kissle Wearing all denim. I'm wearing all denim. You cannot jog in all denim I'll know Henry if you're on the run from the cops you can that's true I did just buy a bunch of velour tracksuits yesterday So I got a new look coming buddy

But then you went on to say that getting towels is so hard is the term that you said It's so hard to get towels because they get dirty and then you throw them out and then I said is that why so? What are you talking about? Is that what why are you then is that why you're wet? You don't have any towels you then just said you just took a shower put on your clothes without Toweling off and now you're and you said oh, don't worry. Uh the clothes. They drive me off Like that was simple like that's like a simple thing like your clothes or towels Like you're just your shirts or napkins, and I'm just so I don't know if I'm upset. I don't know what the term is I'm saddened. I feel disheartened. I've got Pat Riley style hair right now. Yes, you're just wet. He had gel in it

You're just wet from the bath. You took a shower, then you did not dry yourself off You put your clothes on like a toddler. I Was five years old the problem is well, you know, you took baths when you were five years old You're not a shower, baby. I can tell you didn't have a little suit and guy tie. You're not a young Sheldon sociopaths take showers children take baths But no it is it is fine. I just I After you are done with the shower. Yes, you're like, oh, I wish I had a towel

But now that moment of the day is done So I never say oh I should go buy towels or go to bed at bath and beyond whatever that world might be So it's just hard to think about towels unless you really need a towel But when you really need the towel, it's only a finite amount of time and the next thing, you know You got clothes on the hair will dry you couldn't be more wrong. This is side stories everyone I am Ben hanging out with Henry Zabrowski. Yep. You know what who's completely dry Who has a number of towels in his home? I would say almost in an excess so that when I when one towel does be get does become dirty

But I'd say about a week of use we try to watch the the use of water in our home I guess this is where this is where you're beginning to watch the use of water You're like missed you you cook so many different kind of spagats. I do kind of what do you call? That's what it's supposed to be for. It's not like I'm just out there Washing my sculpture garden. I wish I oh, I wish I could I wish I could be that type of privileged boy I know I was was worrying about how much water I was spent how many cubic liters of water I've spent washing my sculpture garden. I'm sure you can get a towel and I have never been one of those like you need A you need a woman kind of guys, but I think that clearly you need a nurse

Okay, so it's not a girlfriend or wife. You need a nurse or I don't let's go as far to say it as a butler You know that I would take a minder that is a minder That is the first step to becoming a superhero and I do like nights. I'm gonna call CPS About you on you. I'm gonna get you you a foster home At 38 years old so that you could get a proper parental figure that will get you towels So that you can dry yourself after you wash yourself. Oh, man. I could go for a foster mom right now. That would be great Yeah, I bet I'm fine with that. I think it's all good. I have puffin after a shower puffin comes up I you know we we we we hold each other

He's he's got a lot of fur. We're good. You'll never be correct about this household No problems there whatsoever. We're gonna lose our spot if I deal over this Well, they're gonna hear this information and they're gonna be like is he mentally handicapped But you know what they will double the deal double the money double the money Good lord. Well speaking of stories here about people who have slick back hair We do have to address it because we spent way too much time talking about Papa John We can't not address it. Did you see this? Henry out the day we put out last week's episode. So evidently Papa John if you can't trust a fake Italian

Who can you trust? Who can you try evidently Henry? The man did not eat 40 pizzas in 30 days full of Shit, and I don't know which makes it even more sociopathic That he got pizzas. He got that many pizzas. Yes, but he did not eat that many pizzas That's actually makes you a worse person exactly Exactly first of all if you are a dumpster diver as we talked about in recent episodes If you know where to get that free food if you know how to be a freaking and we have an update on the dumpster story as well Here coming up in a second

But if you know where to get the free food go to John Snatner's house go to his house find where he lives Watch him watch him and know that what you're seeing those delivery boys go in yeah But they're they're delivering foods, and I guess he's not eating and it gets he said when he said oh I did not eat that amount of pizzas in that amount of days. I only had them Again, it's what is that talking about? Cougars it is insane you think he's talk it sounds like a man It is like the movie the collector, but instead of people it's pizza and then he says he said he was just doing quality control Which means it's Papa John's every pizza looks the same exactly the same open it up, and then he looked at the pizza

Maybe a one pepperoni was like It's not good enough Nothing there's nothing simply there's nothing to let the bull by anyone this we're about we're about getting hungry on site I'm not even experiencing that looking at this. I'm not even eating I'm not even eating Oh, and then he just throws him away as his dog is looking at him being like yo, can I get a slice I get some of that And you know this is not your standards you're not able to build Papa John jr. That's my dog stand Papa John Oh, that's cute little PJ. I'm gonna have him executed for staddling on me

Telling look what happened to the bushes baked bean dog that dog's been dead for 30 years dead dead But well, I think now we can like obviously Papa John is full of shit. Yeah, he He's trying to roll back his comments, so he appears less cartoonish. I think he's trying to get back in the pizza sector he He is he's out of control apparently he's been going to bars in town. We have a couple of our yeah a couple of my little sparrows Oh, yeah, we have been telling me that he has been out there go to bars not drinking because now he knows He's got eyeballs on him and he's trying to recoup I think some of his face which I don't even understand what he had to recoup in the first place

I mean, I don't know the problem with Papa John is we all think he's a shallow Shell of a human being now we find out he's ordering pizzas and not eating him going to bars and not drinking Which is totally fine But you occasionally have a beer just so people know you're not a robot. No, but now he's going on just handing out $10 gift certificate to Papa John's To people at bars and then just leaving he's in line I was trying to like community outreach and it doesn't really make any sense because you don't work for Papa John's anymore You are no, yes, you are Papa John in title

But you are not an employee of this company anymore No, technically Shaquille O'Neal is more Papa John than Papa John at this point Shaquille O'Neal is being I'm gonna use a term He's getting boxed out of the paint in terms of being a proper Papa John's representative Why why would you say something like that? He's given pizzas away to the kids. You didn't see the pizza party Yeah, that was cool has but he needs more optical Papa John's he needs to be upfront with it I want him in the red shirt. I want him in a chef's hat I want him outside He should be the one giving people gift certificates. He should be dunking on a man dresses little Caesars

He should be really doing more of a again another term here full court press I'm very proud of you see two basketball terms. I use I love it He should be out there and he should be really digging to fighting for that itch That's a football term. Hey, I completely agree with you on that Shaquille O'Neal get your game together Papa John He could come back at any moment and I would like to see Shaquille get more of a Become more of a face of the company He had a pizza party for a bunch of kids But the thing is all of these public schools are already co-opted by all these huge food companies

So these kids are eating Papa John's every damn day anyway. That's where they're so freakin fat Technically, you shouldn't be eating Papa John's they should be having vegetables and protein just like we did growing up Yeah, you know All I ate was French bread pizza. I remember doing jail style like whatever deals it took to get net Sweet sweet French bread pizza, man. We all loved it and now I realize it's fucking disgusting What is French bread pizza the loafie pizzas you don't get it and get those that was a good day at school No, we get the big loafs. They were big wide like they look like baguettes We're pizza on pizza stuff on them. Oh, okay. Well, it sounds awesome. I'm happy our public school system is treating both

People on the East Coast and in the Midwest so healthy because look at look at Henry and I look at me pitch. Perfect Healthies have ever been in my cholesterol through the roof Well, that is an anger issue that you have to work on requires therapy. That's not Nutrition. Let's talk just briefly here about this woman. I believe it was Stephanie Cox. That was her name She was this is that we've identified the woman that was lost inside of the dumpster They when they got her remains because they knew that she was on her way to the landfill in her mobile Grave and they had to go drop her off at the landfill landfill And then cops had to go and dig through the landfill to find her and apparently this is a very common

This is it's more common than not because a couple of a couple of our garbage worker Humans have sent a thing apparently like it's on a monthly basis that people get crunched. Yeah, these five is fucking That's I mean, I can't believe how many it is They said they sleep right through it because a lot of times they're on a hooch. It almost people full of ripple it almost seems like Um Garbage men garbage people Look, they maybe they should look in the dumpster every now and again if it's happening once never ever look in

Plausible deniability is the only way to make it out. Yeah, we've talked about that So Cox's family they said it was not quote not uncommon for her to quote collect items from local dumpsters This case brings to light the dangers associated with the collections from the dumpsters That's according to the Burlington police. They go on to say the commonly known practice of dumpster diving is Not safe. So no not dumpster dive unless you're a Papa John's house I understand the idea of being a freaking but why do you got to jump in your mom Ali Shannon from Superstar? Yes, I'm sir snorkel. There you go at the surface of the dumpster Take a look get up if you can if you are privileged enough to have access to a ladder

Which anybody can be you could just steal one as much as I could get a towel you can get a ladder These there these things you don't have it. That's a terrible lesson because you don't have a towel Do you are? You are you are not a motivator until you get a towel. I'm gonna put this this way. You are off motivator What's more motivating than being wet and still being motivated? Michael Phelps you think that Michael Phelps won all those gold medals dry I He's a swimmer. I also never saw how I'll off

You're always wrong about this you will never be correct. I just don't care Maybe I need to get another dog. I'm gonna get another dog. That's what I need I mean if you start using these dogs to dry yourself I'm also I'm gonna call. I'm gonna call several agencies. Yeah I'm gonna be there and they'll be like, oh, did you call to award him dog dad of the year because he has two dogs? I I think that I can think it's a shame the double standard of you fully nude Totally wet. It's totally okay for you to dry yourself off with these dogs Literally just rubbing them on you like they are giant wolf and loofahs

But if they were children you would go to jail for a million years. If they were Harry kids Yes, if they of course if they were children that's the of course if dogs if the you did my things that you do in front of Wendy in front of a child, of course, you would go to jail as well There's a massive difference and distinction between a child and a dog Obviously, but I also sit in my lazy boy occasionally if I'm wet and that will dry you off as well So they find this woman has Stephanie Cox. You're doing so well. Stephanie. So well So was Stephanie Cox and she still died in the dumpster Okay, she was doing well. No, she was doing great. She has a nose ring. I mean honestly, she's she's doing just fine

She's fully covered in clothes. She's class is now she was she was found in his landfill I see it's never good. It doesn't and nothing everything else is canceled out I every success is canceled out of your front dead in the landfill Well, you you talked you talked to a lot of the mafiosos about that who who gave their children everything So this woman it is just it is stunning. Be careful out there. That's the lesson for the to begin the show Yes, be careful out there Put your waist halfway and make sure that your feet can dangle outside of the dumpster grab whatever you can and if you Can't grab it with your hands. I'm sorry that can it's out of reach. You just get it buddy

Have a dumpster buddy, but do they have but it does that is that oh? Dumpster diving with me Rob. Rob. Robner. I don't know Robner. There's a weird name. Yeah. Well since my name's Robner Yeah, I got no family or friends or or job because my name is Robner So yeah, sure. Okay, great great great great. No, I think that the there is much camaraderie with those Experiencing homelessness. There's much camaraderie. She has a home. That's the worst part of all of us She could have had somebody show up and have Warra warra like those tethers like they do in mountain climbing. Oh like cliffhanger with Sylvester Stallone The vending alone. That's my Sylvester Stallone impression. All right. Let's well. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Mrs. Cox. Mrs. Cox

Mrs. Cox it's very sad, but be careful out there because I know we have a lot of friggin listeners Maybe we do I I feel like it was more of a trend Like you have to have a smart phone to listen to our show Yeah, but that's the thing again Henry these friggin people. It's not about not having money or technology It's about believing that the waste of food is immoral Yeah, I get it. I get it. I think we talked about this one. We talked about this endlessly I'm fucking I'm with you. I think it is a moral and you should I guess go for it But again, keep your head in a swivel. I agree. Otherwise your head. It's gonna mean a dub sir

Oh, all right. So take a look at this. This is hot off the press. This came in yesterday Jars have preserved human tongues found under north found under northwest Gainesville home. This is a very Ha, it's it's a fun story. I'm gonna say it's a fun story because the jars of the remains were old These came out. This was found by a redditor. There's actually a Little bit of a web. There's a post on RWTF with more pictures of what was found inside of these jugs So a Gainesville police are investigating jars of preserved human tongues Found in the crawl space of a house in northwest Gainesville Briword neighborhood off of Northwest 16th Avenue This comes from the WC JB

The remains were discovered during an inspection of the house's foundation. Holy shit What a pain that what a day in the fucking the fuck zone is that that is horrible because you're just down there You're hitting that you're in a suit when you're you get the suit on you're having a good time You're just like hey, buddy I'll be right back then we can go to lunch and then you go back down there and oh my god What do you find something like that? Yes, they found these jars the home was previously owned by dr Ronald a bowman a former University of Florida researcher and current professor emeritus who published studies in the 70s and the 80s They don't know where the hell this was so it wasn't just tongues

Apparently what they found was a series of jars that had I'm lonely to put on the the I'm gonna put on the Detectives had to say little girls names. They found little girls names on there. They were saying stuff like they had a piece of tape on There would say Angela Heather Virginia the our redditor that founded rando surfer 77 found these Jars open one up found what appeared to be a a pretty well deteriorated infant skeleton on a pile of human tongues Okay

So which is this which is so I mean it's quite the collection They said they she could see your little face the face was kind of in there He kept these things going on there. Can you imagine just that what kind of horrible dive bar? You'd end up in where you'd open up a jar of pickled tongues I mean it definitely I can't imagine what kind of horrible Bar it would be it sounds to me like the dive bar that had a raspun's penis in a jar that you had to kiss with your lips And then you would take a shot of gin I guess they gave it to you for free although it turned out to be a horse's cock because that's just how fortunate

He was you're mixing up several stories, but I do wish that that was true. Sure. I love it There's the one with the toe. Remember the toe the toe one. Yeah, his cock was just in a jar You didn't drink out of it. No, ah But nonetheless, I could see a bar being like you kiss the tongue the cut the tongue kiss you back And you get that whiskey for free. I could see that happening sure that would be cute and fun But you have to have somebody who volunteers. Yeah, have their tongue and be a part of this this this boutique Like funny Dick's last resort type shot you oh dick Like Dick's last resort needs to go out of business

I don't want to put people out of business, but both have you that seems so bad when the we walk with the women The women all want to punch the bartenders in the head I I just kind of sit there and be like oh this guy's been a jackass, but Natalie and I went to Vegas for a Natalie and I went to Vegas for 48 hours to just go hang out We saw we walked past this last resort nothing like seeing a mom with a bunch of kids with a white bag in her head That says my pussies things Jesus Christ that was Dick's last resort, but what I'm saying is if you go to a bar People love pickled stuff. I was over at rock and roll a great little rock and roll bar here in now in Williamsburg, Brooklyn

I saw a woman very thin maybe hundred and five pounds eat about four to five pickled eggs Well, you love the pickled eggs so I can see you put a jar of anything pickled in a bar long enough Even if it is the tongues of in this case, it seems to be maybe younger people Someone will eat it because I could say yeah, these are younger people. Yeah very much So these are just infant skeletons inside of jars now according to another redder found this of as you go through this thread Apparently this particular doctor he published an article in the 90s about oral cell carcinoma in identical twins in their tongues Yes, so these might be tiny baby cancer tongues that are just in jars and he kept in the basement of his house He kept in the crawl space, but why okay, so the question is obviously this guy as Henry said earlier is still alive

He is currently still a professor at the university This dude's name Bowman again. I guess he has Ronald Bowman I think he's got some he's got some questions to answer where do all the tongues come from did you sever these tongues out of the Mouths of someone a child perhaps sir. I mean it feels like they may have fallen out. No Falling out. I don't know Out but I'll tell you what if you ever have any problems getting your stamps put on envelopes and go by his house, huh? Oh my god, what is it really unfortunate? It is I think that these all these twins did die of this cancer and then he just got to keep them

I guess as souvenirs doctors are weird doctors are so weird They just see us as a bunch of human flesh not even human flesh just flesh It's strange that they can hold any kind of relationship and as a matter of fact every doctor. I know they have a very tentative relationship with humanity Very gonna be good. I'm very excited for the response to that I But I wonder you know because how do you let somebody just walk away with this stuff? And maybe you just have it maybe you use it for years, but also like you know why put it in such a creepy place

Why put it in a crawl space if it is your actual like Medicinal history you want to look at the archives of all of your work Wouldn't you just keep them in very big? Seable through jars in your office like old-timey scientists like they like in like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein day Yeah, you want to hide it in plain sight. I completely agree I mean if you look at you go to the Alamo draft house here in Brooklyn They have their entire back bar is nothing but baby fetuses and very bizarre After birth and miscarriages proud of these specimens

That's the only thing that makes me feel like something nefarious happened Yeah, cuz it's hidden if it was as Henry just said if it was just like next to the Christmas tree Everyone would be like oh, okay. He's a doctor, but now it's like is he a doctor or is he a serial killer? Maybe think about that sick of seeing all the tongues But then doesn't that also make your house haunted if you have a bunch of body parts in the floorboards Feel like that's just a recipe for a haunting and let's maybe that's what he wanted as well Maybe not if they're pickled you so you're telling me you got a body in the floorboards It will haunt you but if you pickle it so it's not like oh you didn't you move the graves, but you didn't move the bodies

You know when you put them in Brian very good Ghosts are destroyed by salt That's true though spiritually, but imagine being there for on Christmas And you could have like each one a little stocking for each one of the little infants in a jar and you could put a little like $10 McDonald's gift certificate in each one of those little stockings and put a little Santa hats on top of them And then you could get the little jar tongues and then like you know if if you want to scare some of your your kids friends When they when they were like maybe making too much noise at a at a fucking sleep away We were at a sleepover you can come in with the jar tongues

I mean like these are all the tongues of the kids that go through my second refrigerator and take my diet Pepsis because those diet pepsis and for dad and then you shake the thing over That's fun Absolutely, it's a hell of a lot more fun than digging around in the basement of your home and the floorboards of your house Like your some medicinal John Wayne, Desi. I Don't get it. So he's got some answers basically the answer is why'd you bury him in the floorboards? who Don't who do the tongues belong to who do the tongues belong to but again

If and I don't want to I don't want to say this and I don't want to go out on a limb and and Give you information that you don't need and you shouldn't have remember if there's no body There's no crime so here is but there's a lot of the body if this you got to get rid of the body That's the that is the surest way to get away with a crime, you know These days, I don't know if that really holds true any longer though That's absolutely it's so difficult to put together Circumstantial evidence to get you it's very very difficult. You got the DNA, but I feel like if you got their tongue Then it would be a big big indicator if you had to choose like of course it I'd be like well

Who had the tongue and then you'd be like oh you had the tongue you don't have the rest of the body But in this case, I would say the tongue is enough You know if the person starts sweating on their brow and they pull up from their back pocket Just an elongated tongue and they're like oh and they're like what are you holding there like what a day it is Is that a is that a tongue sir? Why yes, it is my son. You see it's monogram It would be it would yes again to be the creepy person you want to be for your neighborhood But it legally acquire these tongues and if someone is willing to give you their tongue legally get it in

Writing also don't who wants to give it. It is weird I watched this small documentary on YouTube about the woman who wanted to be blind and made herself blind with bleach That's a bad idea. She is very happy. It's excellent. I forget the name of the she's mentally ill Yes, she is mentally ill, but perhaps there's someone out there who no longer wants their tongue and There's someone for everyone is what I'm trying to say. What are you saying? How would you I would never give away my ability to go? No No, I know what a Such a wordsmith out of all the things you could use your tongue for making fart noises is the one thing you'd miss the most

I need pussy. I'm sure that that could I'm sure you could find a robot to do that Wish Roger Ebert was still alive so we could ask him All right, well here we go speaking of movies speaking of movies Roger Ebert RIP speaking of Jaws the Jaws as well and movies Mike I think you have to do it with his time. You have to do it with his nose. Well, I think didn't he When you lose the bottom jaw Did they take the tongue or they just kind of let it wag there? Oh man

Because I just don't want to have to deal with the idea of needing a tongue melt It's also I felt kind of bad and we'll get to this story here in a second. The next story is extremely short I don't even know really what the ending of the story is, but we'll talk about now. Um, but with Roger Ebert I don't know man. I just there was something it's hard to be a critic and then have people have a bunch of sympathy for you Because you tore apart everybody's movie career So it's very contentious relationship they are the critic between the Critic and the artist because I don't know because the critic would like to argue that they are needed in terms of helping

Spread the name of your work, right? And the idea of doing it. That's kind of this weird It's a weird symbiotic relationship, but also in a way I do believe that they are kind of like remorse. They're living off of the work created by artists But that's a very complicated issue deep within the art world Indeed it is and art covers a lot of controversial topics specifically race and in this case It's black history month. So we have to tell this little story a woman claims that she was kidnapped by a man The name of this man is Robert Lee noy. He's 52 years old in the mug shot. Robert is just he is smiling So much and it really he looks he looks mildly charming in the mug shots or perhaps that's how he lured her in

So we kidnapped this woman now this story could go a whole series of very dark places very sad places very depressing Very dark and sadistic places, but it goes into a place that we can only say is The living room the living room of crime he forced this woman to watch roots To understand racism so he kidnapped this woman He I guess something happened because he said he wanted to make her understand her Racism right so kidnapped a woman. They don't know what race of woman. No, and they don't know force her to watch roots I got we don't know how far in the roots. They got well It is a nine-hour historical mini series. It is and so yes

He did that so she could better understand racism the complaint also stated the suspect told the victim He would quote kill her and spread her body parts across interstate 38 on the way to Chicago if She did not sit and watch the show. We just did it in school elementary school that made us watch it Yeah, it's is this a bizarre maybe it's an integrating marketing campaign by roots either way This is really not the way to approach this. I don't know if that yeah I don't know if that's really they probably want to talk with PR about this Yeah, so this is a story We don't know I think the woman is fine the Gazette reports that know as being charged with first-degree harassment and false imprisonment

So I think yes after the after roots ended Just dropped her off again. I guess so I don't know and then she called the police We don't know any other details, but what he's saying, but the reason why I was attracted the story as well is His smile. Yeah, the smile on his face of I did I did a very good crime Is I mean, I just hope to God. Did you do anything else? No, watch roots. Yeah, but that's very scary. It's a nine out interesting It's a long time nine hours a lot of TV nine hours as a Netflix special. I mean that is a lot of TV Roots is a very powerful show came out in 1977 powerful mini series

Important for the country to see this is one of those where it is like if you do let's just say you're like Oh, I kidnapped someone. You're like, oh my god this person Could it get any worse and then it's like well actually it got a little bit better It wasn't nearly as bad as it could have been. Yep, you know, I honestly think it's black history month, right? So it might be a good time if you always want to do kind of group You can call them public showings of roots Sure, you could also sort of take over busloads fill with people You could say at gunpoint. It could be at machete point sure and make them watch roots for them to just

Understand a little bit more of the tumultuous history of this country. No word on if the if the Movie showing if the mini series showing help this woman realize her privilege. We don't know I don't know so say that maybe she doesn't realize her privilege when she's being held captive I think it's difficult like yeah, it doesn't seem like she has a lot of line. It's blurred Yeah, but LeVar Burton apparently is very pro this I'm just saying this you're just saying that he hasn't come forward. No Okay, because you don't want to be kidnapping people making them read books and then watch roots the LeVar Burton collection of crimes That is very difficult to to pull off. So anyway, this story it is that's it Person was arrested allegedly kidnapped a woman forced her to watch roots. The woman is now free guys. Name is Robert Lee, Noe

Facing some time. It's a very very bizarre story. Don't kidnap anyone to make them watch roots Just entice them with the wonderful acting of love LeVar Burton and they will come over to your house They will John's they will and you know what you honestly the B what I would you know what you should kidney could not people to watch Fucking I'm gonna go. I'm gonna say it David Lynch is doing Because sometimes it takes you to really sit there and you have to force somebody to watch it because they don't want to watch it I don't understand what they're watching. Well, how did you get to dune? That's just the only thing that's in my mind. I'm so close. When are you done with these books? I don't know and then book five. They're so hard kissal. They're so hard. When do they end?

I love them. I don't know. I've booked six. I got to get through book six But this is also I mean, I think a book five kind of upticks in terms of the plot. It's a little more action It's all hot chicks book five is when it starts getting sexy Okay, and that's what I know and the dog I got some fucking sexy ideas in there and you could really tell because when he just when he describes the honored matrix and It's like cuz he is essentially describing Natalie and I was like wow this really went in deep This went deep inside of me at some point these these seeds Were you sitting on Wendy at the time as well so you can I don't try to see anywhere near her if I have an erection

And I also I'm with Miles tag in book five where I don't believe in the chair dogs They talk about the chair dogs being they don't like the idea of a creature being put into it But to into this kind of service, but the Benny Jester it they believe that anybody should be there Everyone is at their whims of their control All right, well, let's move on here. I just I want to talk about this story. I was okay, okay? All right, this is a story. I kind of fell in love with But it's it originally happened November But then the woman that is mainly it mainly involved has been she just essentially just got her arraignment

Okay, and January 20th January 30th, so then it popped back up because it got bumped so this is the story of a woman by the name of Tonya Scott now Tonya Scott Tonya Scott. She is an interesting if complex woman she has gone on to say that she she is She she is half Native American half black and she is said to say that she is of the Iroquois nation, okay, she has been going through various locales Middle, Pennsylvania Trying to claim her Aboriginal heritage of areas of well established ownership to what was

To the two place and filing for basically if filing suits saying I own this dude to my my heritage I own this land right right, okay, so where this has as Escalated is that she managed to get together a group of I'm gonna go on to say it is it of tufts a group of goons Okay, a bunch of people one was ahead of a security McDonald's and hire them in order to attack an entire housing Development a place called Pine Ridge Yes, they've decided they did a full-on assault saying that they own this land That was it like and she convinced all of these these workers that she was working for basically her army a little mini army

Right pay each one of them a thousand dollars a week once she got her sovereign Nation her own little bubble of the Iroquois nation once she takes over this entire Pine Ridge area, uh-huh That she would allow them to not only live and be her army in this area She went ahead and she so basically she they rolled up and two SUVs Security officers these just have an housing development. This is a nice little housing development They they watch these two SUVs pulled up She has been causing kind of problems in the past because she showed up right because one thing that happened in the past that she would go To open houses she went to this open house of a nice house and walk through and she's like this is great is great

Okay, you're gonna need to change the locks in this house because this is my house and Realtors, and I don't know if you know anything about realtors because so they're not the most confrontational people in the world You don't think so. Well, it's because it's hard. You're trying to sell a house. It's a nice day You know, I mean you're doing an open house your little candle Maybe you bake some cookies. You know, I mean, it's just like a nice little like a couple's are just walking Well, I would say seeing things I would push back only a little bit here Henry I agree with you. They're not confrontational to the people. They're trying to sell their act to that's what I mean That's to their other because they say real estate is more brutal than being in the mob

These people are hard cut throat. They'll kill you just so just to get a condominium Over to them to sell it's ridiculous. I do agree. I do agree But to to the person just at an open house. That's when everybody's the most friendly, right? You're just trying to see see you know And so she showed up and then filed all of this paperwork saying I own the land of this and then the people that were selling It's been thousands of dollars to legally fight it to say like you don't know we own the house I know that I know we're now in Pocahontas area where we're saying like who could own the colors of the wind I know that I know there. I know that the land is here. I know that it's just a deed

It's just a piece of paper, but you are saying yourself owns it. You can't just right me saying it So I didn't think the wind had any color. I actually don't know about all that. This is a quarter seen dust But that's dust, I'm sorry. This is according to trooper Robert M. Urban He released a statement on he released a statement recently He said it has been Preliminarily determined that the actors committed this crime to quote take the land back Claiming that they're that they were indigenous Native Americans to the area and that the land belonged to them The police identified Scott as black and Native American, but the question to you might to you Henry is

Do you just give him the land back? I I don't know because what they oh so what happened is all right So here's the incident pencil this this comes from the Pocono record Okay, Pennsylvania State Police out of the Blooming Grove barracks are reported receiving a phone call from the Pine Ridge community Regarding an attempted break in at 1245 p.m. This is the middle of the day According to accounts provided by employees at Pine Ridge in the early afternoon two suspicious looking vehicles showed up on the clubhouse parking lot What employee proceeded to lock the upstairs door to the clubhouse and then go downstairs to warn her fellow employees about the vehicles What an exciting day the raid has come they're coming for us This is this is their Janet Reno Waco moment better

Be small town security has been waiting for this shit right think about how juicy this is they're coming to get us We're the final line small town security. We have to do a quick plug for this show very short-lived reality show Maybe the greatest reality show of all time not hyperbole check out small-time security I have no idea where you can even find it Don't know it's somewhere. It's so they they went they found these SUVs And I guess they they recognized that it was Tonya Scott because shake I guess she was doing shit like literally going into the parking lot and like doing fucking Circle eights and doing fucking fishtails like and like burning rubber like harassing people

So they knew the cars Okay, her army Lee is armed right some one has a real gun the other two have BB guns and they have a bunch of handcuffs, right? They then while this is all happening They they called 911 as soon as they saw her Sergeant John Durbershire of the Pine Ridge Public Safety Department this this brave man He reported that several men forced their way into the public safety office in the building handcuffed him it took his gun and gun belt Oh, it was another security officer was the one to call 911. Yep

They took they took the poor doughy security officers got it handcuffed One job to do it. It's hard man. You got overpowered. Oh, I guess today. I'm today I'm not gonna do my job very well a lost my gun. You remember that from Magnolia. Yeah when John C. Riley That's a great scene so They came in that the police officer arrived the head of security got the call, right? That while after what one security was called one security officer's call 911 then the chief of security Anthony Bonito got a call So Bonito rolls up to the to the office. He sees the first floor entrance or has been broken in He enters the office and saw five men holding Durbershire down

They he raised his firearm and he told them and please had stopped the men pointed guns back at Bonito And he retreated he retreated because he didn't want to die He couldn't die today and he and he went out and he got the cops, right? And they all immediately got arrested. Is there was there not one brave security hero? Oh, I want to get shot. He didn't want to have a gun. I think that he could I mean, I don't I don't want I'm very happy no one died in this. Yes, but you want to get shot But so this all happens. They all get arrested, right? Okay, so now I guess Tonya Scott it started She she got her troop arranged by a man by the name of

Troy Sutton who was sort of like her second in command what happened was is that when they they as she's she's been doing these various little These ideas of trying to get people to like get houses for free essentially sure so according to Sut Scott was she he was the corporate security guard at McDonald's in Brooklyn, New York It's got approached him at work all right saunted over she remarked she liked the way he operated as a guard and informed him that she needed to hire a private security to occupy land that she owned This is happening at a McDonald's. This is at a McDonald's And so about three weeks before the incident Sutton said that Scott contacted him and sent him documents and supposedly Proved her right to the properties. She made all of these weird-ass properties, right?

That these like weird paperwork saying that I did own this this is this is my I have rights to this land Um Sutton he then said the paperwork to his cousin Adam Abdul Raheem Who he claimed was a security specialist and an owner of a business called elite protection agency? Very for verification, right? Abdul Raheem. He related that the documents were legit. They were not He was completely correct. He was Oh, so you have just it just gets dumber Yeah, it's very it's a fantastic story. Okay. Abdul Raheem offered Rashid Abdullah Adams Halinger Musa Abdul Raheem and Sutton positions for the operation. So they all got together

Okay, he didn't they moved to Binghamton, right? They moved closer to the operation. They all left their homes In order to get there. We're really gonna fucking plan this The men all came together at a McDonald's in New York City to make a plan on Sunday, November 17th early money money Anywhere else other than McDonald's the guy works there doesn't he want to go like go to a Burger King or even a Wendy's I actually do agree if you're gonna plan a crime go to McDonald's. All right, because it's a great spot for they don't kick you out That's good soda. All right And so they all fucking rolled up on this dude. They got all this It's so now this is all so now they've all been arrested

This was a fairy. I mean, obviously it's a Cone Brothers movie. I want to see in this movie So now cut to January 30th 2020 where she is being arranged So Tonya Scott and one of her alleged accomplices in the plot to take over the pine over take over pine ridge Try to question the restriction of pike county court of common pleas on thursday when appearing for arraignment This also comes from the Pocono record speaking my video from county jail one of her accomplices kiba harris one of the people in her crew She asked judge gregarish chi lock You represent who exactly chi lock told her he was there to advise her of her rights

Harris who is of bush kill. She said she wanted to address a jurisdiction issue Explaining that she's part of a tribal state the judge is like that's not why we're here today Appearing second Tonya Scott. She's similarly challenged the judge saying who are you? What's your name? She said state laws do not apply At state rich Dude, I wish that she is a bubble of it She's a bubble of her aboriginal rights and she everywhere she goes She is a sovereign nation. I see I kind of love this sovereign citizen vibe going on right now

It's very tea party what they're pulling off. It is very interesting. It does not work No, no, it never works. She's been filing a good So I also want to put one other one of her frivolous lawsuits that she was doing up until the where all of this boiled over And one of her suits she kept suing fucking the u.s. District court in pennsylvania, right over the she was good suing various entities of the state house, right of pennsylvania and one of her suits scott saw it 20 million dollars in tungsten-free

99 pure silver and gold coins because she said that that she was owed them She was what she was owed But had to be pure metal And that she won a title to her properties and a third she likened deputy sheriffs in pike county to modern and historical genocidal paid mercenaries I mean she has a point But unfortunately those paid mercenaries won so they won in total the group now faces 18 first-degree felony accounts including

aggravated assault terrorism kidnapping burglary robbery theft six-second degree felonies included aggravating assault criminal trespass robbery theft and use um or possession of an electric or electronic Incapacitate incapacitation I just i love the I love the independent spirit

You know, I I love the the get up and go make something of yourself in this country. It's frontier thinking That's old school frontier thinking you go and you build a homestead for yourself That is not even near the end of the criminal charges They also face 12 third-degree felonies including terroristic threats criminal mischief robbery a possession of firearms not to be carried without a license a possession of an instrument of crime two first-degree misdemeanors including unlawful restraint and possessing instruments of a crime and 15-second-degree mr. Murner mr. Meaners including false imprisonment simple assault and recklessly Endangering another person that is no lie in entire paragraph. It's full of charges. Yes. It seems that they uh, they have made a lot of enemies

Oh, and they have got the book thrown at them It's not they are not making it any easier on themselves in any way shape or form the problem is when you claim to be a sovereign state Sure, you can be you can but you need to have trillions of dollars to then because go against the united states of america because we are difficult We're a bit of a difficult Adversary, uh, it's a waking nightmare to go against the united states of america. That's why most people don't do it No, that's what they that's what they do. That's how they suppress so many people doing these frivolous lawsuits, but she I mean She has not been uh, she's not been modified and I don't know where tonia scott will go from now

But I can see a presidential run in her future In a thousand years when she gets out of jail at the very least give her a wawa I mean give her a wawa. Give her a wawa. They want to do the two wawa Let's give her one wawa or have give her a roller dog station in the wawa where she can take half of the roller dog profits Boom, it's very interesting. I just you know again. It just it takes all kinds Oh my goodness. All right. Well, I think let's do hero of the week, shall we? Yeah Okay, this week's hero of the week it's a young boy. He's a georgia boy. He's five years old

The boy okay good the boy awoke to flames in his bedroom, but you know what? He didn't do like you and I would have done Henry although. Maybe we wouldn't have I'm not sure We're quite cool and calm under pressure. He did not freak out. He said okay There's a bunch of fire in my bedroom Maybe it was the innocence of youth where he didn't realize the charcoal death that was in his near future if he didn't make massive moves He was true true very very brave. He was very brave. Noah Woods is his name He's one of eight family members asleep in the home in Georgia It was a sunday the smoke filled up and he said okay

It's time for me to be a hero jumped out of bed grabbed his sister and got out of the house through the Only available exit, but you know what Noah said okay? I saved my sister. That's good But is it heroically great? No, he went back into the house and did he save his parents Henry? No, because he's a hero. He saved his dog and I love this very much because every five-year-old boy He loves his young sister and he loves his dog. Well, you gotta say those are the really hard ones The parents got to save themselves and unfortunately that's it. So he went in there. He's got the dog He's got the sister as far as I'm concerned if you're this Noah Woods character If the parents don't make it you still got a family you saved enough

But he went to the neighbor's house and he told the neighbors you know the house is on fire Neighbors called the police. They got the fire department over there The folks ran out their hair were smoking and things like that like Tom Hanks from the burbs walking out towards the final credits But he saved his entire family and it is uh, it's just very it's powerful. This is according to fire chief Dwayne Jamison he said we've seen children alert their families before but for a five-year-old to be alert enough to do this That's pretty extraordinary Jamison said the fire was started by the overloaded electrical socket outlet in Noah's bedroom So technically he did cause the fire as well, but that's okay

um Because you know, he's got a lot of toys and you have to plug in all the toys these days everything is electronic now He started I didn't even realize he fucking started the fire as well Oh my god. Well, you gotta start the fire to stop the fire. You know, it's like that Billy Joel song So Noah's great father David Woods said in a go fund me post By the grace of God all nine of our loved ones were able to get out of our home If it wasn't for Noah, we may not be here today. Also, it wasn't for Noah. There won't be a fire But we're not even in fire. We're not talking about he's the hero not the perpetrator although

Life is not black and white That's what we're learning as always That's technically called the the Hegelian dialectic where you create a problem and the solution so you control everything Yeah, it's like the caravan coming towards the southern border. You know that thing that's all made up that we have to combat um, so Noah Woods I guess despite the fact you started the fire you set the fucking fire Because we don't live in a world Of of black and white of right and wrong

We live in a world of of gray and strange strange Oh It is the closest we've had to a hero in a while Yes, I mean like a genuine hero. We well, we have a lot of heroes. I mean, I think every week we've done a hero So, you know so far so we do yes, but sometimes it's just chips Sometimes it's literally just Chimps no you're here. No the the chip. No, it was not the chip It was the it was the the hero of the week was like

Whoa, like life can give you such amazing crisps God help us. Oh my god. Um, all right. So I actually got quite a few emails about people smelling the future After I said the uh story yesterday about last week about people smelling the future that one person smelling the future Yes, um, it's one person. They said like there's got an email the scrubs from l I wasn't just going back with that was a reference to the person smelling donuts And then three hours later donuts arrived and then they said they could smell the future Yes, okay, right

I got another person saying the exact I've had the same exact thing happen to me But I was at work and all of a sudden I could smell smoked chicken I texted my husband who was at home almost 20 miles away and asked him if he was smoking a chicken He replied that he was actually just heading out to the store to pick up a couple of chickens Okay, it's I don't know any of these predicting of the futures or smelling the future is not food related Or do you just want chicken? You just want chicken, right? All right. So I don't know The most recent time this is another letter from this from jane The most recent time this happened to me is when my friend and I were about 40 minutes into a three hour car trip

And I started to smell what I first identified as mcdonald's fries for the narrow down to what many vegans in australia had constructed Into a vegan burger hamburger no patty extra ketchup extra mustard extra pickles and extra onion And that is just a fistful of fries Sometimes a hash brown in between the buns so the vegan burger is just no meat It's just a bunch of french fries And then a hash brown Oh, yes, I said it's to my friend that I could smell this super strongly But she said her car was a hundred

She said well her car was a hungry jack's car not a maca's car. So she hadn't had mcdonald's in her car in ages So we later stopped at the rest stop with the maca's and she ordered the vegan special and as soon as she unwrapped the burger And started piling fries is the exact same smell and it hit me earlier in the car invaded my nostrils I so that was very specific, right? Your friend was just farting in the car and they're a vegan and they're fart smell like for the food to eat Yes, which is not bad. I'm just saying it is whatever. I'm not saying yes or no But then I got to this email So I kind of fell into the camp of the lady in the story about donuts where for the longest time I was convinced

I could smell the future that being said a few months ago I went to my neurologist for chronic migraines I've had since 2017 and it was diagnosed with a migranous order I've had a hop around from neural from neurologist neurologist because of another very rare neurological order I have visual snow syndrome look up a video if you get the chance I have to actually look that up because I haven't got What my previous neurologist hadn't told me is that migraines can often present with very strange symptoms With very strange symptoms like olfactory and auditory hallucinations amongst other things like the sensation of your hair hurting Okay at the time all this was happening. I was in the armenian It's many military members could tell you not everybody there takes care of their personal hygiene

So when I have my olfactory hallucinations, I didn't get pleasant smells. It's more like sweaty gross feet soaked in buttery greasy popcorn Which coincidentally happened to be rather similar to the smell of this person So maybe the other listener had a stand-alone migraine and that's why they haven't been able to replicate it, huh? Ah, so we have an answer also. What's going on with the military? I thought the whole point of the military was you make your bed you wake up early You brush your teeth and I thought the whole point was that they were very hygienic. No boy people get smelly Huh, okay, you're all on top of each other. I mean, I don't know. I was not I didn't spend a lot of time in locker rooms as a boy

I certainly did and yes, they do get smelly But uh, I thought the military they were supposed to be cleaner and stuff like that But I don't know I don't know I just got out of math class to go and try to be recruited And then the recruit kept on calling me and I kept on answering the phone stone to make in front of them Now this is another story. God, you would have been such a great member of our armed forces The movie stripes almost maybe want to get into the military But then I was quickly reminded by all of my friends that that's not real and that's funny And if I was really in the military, I just got shot in the head right away. You just you just get brutalized in boot camp. Yeah

Yeah, um, this is a fun little story another alien abduction story I'm very happy to hear it and I wanted to read it. This comes from n I have a personal account related to your episode on alien sexual encounters This was in march of 2019 My husband was out of town on a business trip. I got ready for bed like any other night I hadn't been drinking or using any mind altering off substances Sometime later I woke up in a brilliant white room with the woman in front of me Who was tall and white with platinum blonde hair. She was dressed in leader hoson and had extremely large breasts

I'm gay, which I don't think they planned for but in that moment This was the most beautiful person I'd ever seen not in a sexual way But like looking at a captivating piece of art Just being in her presence was like a drug and all I wanted to do was make her happy Looked down at my hand and noticed I was hosing I was holding a glass vial containing a sperm sample that I knew was mine Even though I had no memory of making it the tall Nordic looking woman never spoke But I knew she wanted the vial as I approached her to give her the sperm sample

She looked absolutely overjoyed and enraptured. I was making her day I felt so happy and at peace just knowing that I was doing something that was making her happy I gave her the sample and the next thing I knew I woke up in my apartment for the next three days I felt the sense of extreme blissful calm like an intoxicating afterglow from being in her presence I would welcome see I would welcome seeing her again since it was such a positive experience Man big titties and later hosing. I'm into it. Sure. Absolutely. The German dream come true. That's great I'm happy that you were happy for three days and hopefully she comes and visits you again Uh, and you can continue to give her the product. I don't know what they call it. Yeah, man

I'll tell you what it is very it's very scary to just wake up with a vial her own come It absolutely is make sure you know how it goes vials or harler harder to get than you think It's yeah harder to get than come. I have one little last story This is just this is just gross and it reminds me of all of the shitheads. I've met in high school all of the edgelord shitheads I had met back in the day. So this is from this is from n When I was in high school, I had an edgy friend who herself had an edgier friend who is dating this real edgy guy Obviously, these are all goddamn children posing as something. They're not But the boyfriend was weird. He told us slyly that he was a cannibal

Oh, my friend and I went to what like you do He took out a small baggie and it in it was what looked like to me. I don't know parmesan flakes There was also a very small cheese grater kind of thing The edgier friend reached over for the grater pulled down her fingerless gloves fucking cool And examined her scratched up red knuckles. She then picked the spot and scraped off a tiny bit of skin into the baggie He then grabbed a pinch of it and ate it Oh According to the edgier friend, they were also selling it because of course they were

Edgy friend and I decided this was too much for us. We made our excuses and left And then we just Being purposefully who knows that's what she's saying. I don't know if they are being purposefully creepy Or if there were just some metalheads, you think this makes them more metal and spend their disposable income on baggies of skin No, this is not cool. This is just they're all just dumb. It's just high school. You know Yeah, but this is not the cool. This is not what the cool kids do. This is what like the this is your ostracized kid in the corner Maybe go try to talk to them so they don't become a school shooter But this isn't like the cool club kid thing to do. Eat your own skin flakes. I don't know what towns you've been in

But sometimes eating your own skin flakes. That's the coolest you're gonna get I guess so. All right everyone I also want to say thank you. Can I say thank you to all the people who sent me updates in the Bethel church And how interesting that is. I got a lot of information. I'm hopefully we'll put more of this shit together as they go But man, oh man, they're a creepy bunch. It's very interesting to see what goes on once once you got god Yeah, absolutely. And we also will do an update on the sarah lorence story Maybe next week because there is more information coming out about that that story is continuing to get Crazy that dude. I didn't realize he had all those girls working for him in like short shorts

Oh, yeah, of course o'clock in the morning and then all the neighbors were just like what are you like what happened? What is going on? So I uh, I think it's uh, it's very interesting. Apparently mark wall bark has already purchased that story What yep Mark, I'm very excited. We're gonna cover him and also Uh, the dateline is doing a whole new special on lori valo and uh, the daybell debacle, which I'm very very excited to Oh, right. Well, if dateline is doing it, you know, it'll be done classy and right All right, y'all. Thank you all so much for listening and we do want to mention We've gotten a lot of amazing feedback for our spotify crossover. Thank you all so much for your amazing support

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