Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Tunnel Tales

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

Henry & Marcus bring you this week's weirdest stories and true-crime news - starting off with a "Nightmarcher" encounter in Hawaii, 71-year-old Brazilian man digs 12 story hole in basement in search for gold - falls to death,  Kala "the TikTok Tunnel Digger" - ordered to stop digging her tunnels, a Nebraska man goes on rampage with Bobcat Tractor in Home Depot parking lot, Ex-mayor who threatened to shoot U of M students arrested after 4-hour-long standoff, Listener stories of Genital Entanglement, and MORE!

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Yeah. I know. I know. Yeah. It's a bit I feel. Hi, hello, it's me. I'm not Bradley Cooper. It's about Bradley Cooper.

I'm not about transformed. I grew up in here. So wet. So sweaty. So wet. It's me a little bird style. That I just love. Oh, I love music and I love my little stick. I do. So as I saw stick. I was like, oh, could I make music with it? Absolutely. Just go through, it's so easy to do. Conducting start a job. I know it is. What do you say life? What do you say your favorite? Your favorite heads, Mr. Bernstein. I love the world where it goes. Oh, give Bradley Cooper, Oscar. My favorite actor.

Give Bradley Cooper and Oscar. Give Bradley Cooper, Oscar. It's so wet. He is. I'm not getting I'm supposed to 20, 24. I'm supposed to come in with positivity. Positive, not coming in, making fun. But not coming in making light

as somebody else's artistic choices. Is that the word? Is that the word, the entire movie. He looks like one of the puppets from the Phil Collins, like Genesis videos. Do you remember that song? Remember this song was the, uh, uh, does that slide chamber?

I don't know. Not slide. That's Peter Gabriel. I think it Phil Collins. It's the, um, uh, puppets. You've seen these, the Reagan puppet. The red. You know what I'm talking about?

No, no confusion. Land of, no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a fan. You've never seen this. I'm not a fan. You've never seen this. All I know is that I've this is the world we need.

The, uh, uh, uh, can't stand You've never seen this. All I know is that I this is the world we need a uh oh No, can't stand it. Look at this Leonard Bernstein his face Wiggles there is just it's all wrinkles and he's just him smoking the language Lee just going I do that. I just you know what I love little flutes I love the little flutes because they go I love the big drums because you go Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Welcome to Side Stories, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Marcus Parks. Henry Zabraski's here with me. You never heard the lyrics of Slechammer.

My friend Chris showed me the other day. He's like, look, fruit cage. Slechammer in my fruit cage. Whoa, I didn't even know that that was slang for vagina. I guess I'm a real fruit cage fan. I'm in there. I wish I was trapped in a fruit cage all time. I've done Slechammer as punishment

and karaoke several times. Oh, wow, punishment. Oh yeah, I take taken I take a room Yeah, show me around your fruit cage because I'll be your honey bee open up your fruit cage where the fruit can be sweet as can be Oh, wow, I didn't actually do you understand that it's British? Maybe Peter Gabriel's never seen a vagina Yes, kids though, but he probably didn't look he probably know he's like a seeded man I'm too big for this.

Never seen he does. I've seen his concerts. What happens with old British guys? We talk a little bit about this. How they go African. Yeah. At some point, we're talking about Simon also. Well, Paul Simon started it.

And all the rest of them followed soon after. He's got the little hat on and he's doing like, he's doing the sort of like, kind of vaguely African dance. But Peter Gabriel is quite the performer. Yes, he is quite the performer indeed. We got a lot of show today. We do. We got a lot of show today. We got a lot of horrible stories. A lot of stories expressing freedoms. I got a lot of good emails since coming back, especially about like we're going to do a compilation, I think, because there's too many to go through

at once, but I think next week the amount of horror stories, slash scary stories I got from a Laskin, listen, I knew it would get a ton. I mean, like, Cleary doesn't. They vary, vary, like, all different styles. People talking about the Kushtarah, people talking about the Ottoman. Yeah, people actually had experiences with the Ottoman or the concept of how you don't bring up

Ottoman to people casually. And then it freaks people out. And then I watched a new true detective. Oh, which I can't wait to see. It's great, but it's all Alaska, which I didn't know. It till it came out. But it really did not know that I was very excited

that it was coming out at the same time as our Alaska series. But it's great, because again, it shows that it's really, really great Alaska's creepy as fuck. And I was watching some video. I do. I'm not going to go through it here because it's too visual. But I have a lot of video recently that came up on my various UFO subreddits as you'll

see because tonight I'm doing my very, very serious man thing. I think it's been talking about UFOs. There's a lot of stuff out here. You can't say without me laughing. It is just, it is, you're already angry, because jellyfish are everywhere and we're gonna get into it tonight. You're gonna see it live on this stream

for a Patreon subscriber, if not, you can see it on YouTube. But there's, I've been getting to UFO space, hardcore, and there was a lot of footage of people within Alaska, shooting the quote unquote area where we were supposed to go. It was there was quote unquote impossible to retrieve the debris from the object that we shot down in the beginning of last year over the Alaska airspace. But you were like, you remember at the time, they're like, you know, like Joe was just like, let me be clear.

He knows everywhere. You can't believe how many birds rip their birds. You think they call the radar. You know what I mean? They were saying all this stuff about how they can't like, they couldn't see shit because of the storms. Yeah. And they were having problems and they were like, well, there's no way we could find this debris. I'm watching people, man, they might as well have sun lotion on.

Yeah. You might as well bit a fucking beach and cobblestone. You get up there. You're saying You just walk up waltz up waglin your big butt. There's a gate In the information. I don't know what it is But most of it was people just showing videos going like Just look like impossible whether to find a brain mm-hmm and then going and seeing the f-15s Go look like they were watching them like scan around, watch a lot of that footage and

it didn't help. It's more like this how, because you don't even know if those guys are out there. They don't even know if that's where they actually are. I saw, I saw, Jody Fosco in one of the clips where they were, but yes, it was more showing that, well, I will say Alaska looks scary. No, Alaska looks terrifying. I mean, it has Alaska was decided one of the best horror comics and the best one of the best horror concepts 30 days and nine.

Who's who's talking to us? Yeah. 30 days and nights fuck sweet. Yeah. But you also probably accounts for it. Several emails that did say that probably ads just spooky Alaska no more than anything else. The constant darkness.

Yes. And that the fact that like, you know, because what happens in the nighttime? Spooky stuff. Yeah. And then things appear more spooky. It's also a good place for the Kushdard to darkness. Yes. And that the fact that like, you know, because what happens in the nighttime. Spooky stuff. Yeah. And then things appear more spooky. It's also a good place for the Kushdard eye because it's very difficult for a bunch of otter men to live out loud. Yeah. Unless you're reproduct ever it. Who's made an entire career of it. You know, they put them in there. Him, Barry Kagan, just a saltburn. It's a good celebration of otter men. Yeah. You know what I

mean? A lot of come flying around. All right. That's what Ottoman do. They go to a fancy house. Everybody, you don't know who's what? Everybody suckin' this. Is that what it's all burns about? It's up in there. No, it's like, you know, it's good.

Yeah. It's cruel intentions, but with dudes. Oh, with dudes. Okay, okay. It's a challenge of Mr. Ripley, but then you got Barry Kagan in there who's like visibly frightening. I'm sorry. I had a whole guy was down for COVID.

I was absolutely flayed flat by COVID. So all I did was like watch all the important movies that was supposed to watch all the rest of the year because I normally only watch horror movies, but I finally have the patience to watch dramas if I'm stuck on out of couch and I can't go anywhere. They're fine. Yeah.

Now, dramas are fine. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, movies have been good and forever. We know that. I do, I won't say that. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, can be very, very, and we actually compared the two of them a little bit in our Alaska Triangle series because Hawaii also has a massive indigenous population. Yes, and very thick with lore. Yeah. And some of it is truly just like the Kushdara, another stuff that came out. It's like, it's very scary. Now, this is a a good old-fashioned spooky tale from Hawaii and this this picture Is wonderful like we're gonna put this up somewhere. I think it's great. What why you left?

No, the picture's good, but it's it's very obviously a volcanic rock that looks like It is absolutely fucking not no you're watching that's still I'm looking at the still. Yeah, you're looking at the still You got to see the video dog. All right, so let me, all right, let me. Let me just I thought the whole thing was just a still. No, it's a live photo. Oh, it's a live. It's a live photo.

I don't see any length. So I'll just set it up. So a runner that was going through, they were doing the Hawaiian ultra running teams trail, which is a hundred mile endurance run around the area of Oahu. Now, this was in 2019. And it gets it's a 20 mile loop through the Honolulu mocha trails. Definitely nailed that. Yeah, definitely. And they, it's fairly extremely difficult because the one thing I did learn in Hawaii when I went the one time is that the natural sections of Hawaii are not as luscious as you

would expect them to be. They're actually quite, they're rocky. The natural trees in Hawaii are brambly, and they are not suitable for your precious little manicured feet. As a matter of fact, if they cover them, you have to cover them vinegar and put a little sucky's on. That's true. Really?

You gotta spray your shoes down, because not you spores. I don't want to lock it wide. That's good. That's good. And the white man that said now had become vaguely, he was went as towel, but we know his name was Ryan. Yeah, because he said he was from North Carolina.

Yeah. But this is so it was a very hard trail. And she was out in the middle of the woods, this runner, Nick Kay, Borles. And she said that she wanted to see what she did. So she went through halfway to and she was ultra marathon runner by trade. And it never significantly hurt themselves before. And so as they were going through this trade, they hurt themselves. Sorry about her, their ankle. Afterwards, looking through the memories with their partner that was running with them, being like, Oh my God, Kathy, my friend, all right, you taking pictures

of me, right, keeping trails, right behind me. I want to take a look at some of that footage that you took. Now, one of them, you see it, it's like, it's a little video. If you do see it's a live video, there is footage of it. It was on the New York Post and a couple of other sources. You see what looks like an ancient scary man come into being, it looks like it is stepping through the woods and then it materializes on the other side and then quickly disappears.

They both said they saw nobody, right, when they were running on the trail. So this is some kind of phantom picked up by this camera. But what's really interesting is that it fits this concept, this Hawaiian folklore scary tale about this thing called night marchers. Now, night marchers are, again, very, very scary, very scary. The ideas that they were warrior ghosts of old school, like old days, back in the chiefs and the kings, and then what they would do is continue to walk the same, I guess trails or pathways that they're king or they're chief,

whatever that they were serving at the time did. And apparently, you know, you maybe sometimes see the king amongst them. It's a troop of ghostly men that walk through the jungles of a white, and then if you come across them, you will die a extremely violent death. Sure. And it's fucking, it's awesome. Cause sometimes they make noise. If the chief that they originally served in life like noise, because I guess it's true.

Some chiefs like silent, some chiefs like music. Okay. You heard about this. I haven't seen this. I mean, it's a some chiefs, some Hawaiian chiefs like music. Some of them preferred silence and then others would sing songs or. And some chiefs would never have anyone walk behind them.

So the night marchers would walk in front of them. And some chiefs would never have anyone look up on their back because they feel like someone would sneak up on them. So the night marchers would walk, but it's like opposite would walk in front of them. And then some chiefs, they trusted, their warriors so implicitly that they would travel amongst them. And then some chiefs they trusted their warriors so implicitly that they would travel amongst them. And then you would see them the same chief be on a hammock amongst the

night marchers walking through. So you're saying that they worked out this legend where any possible scenario could be true. Yes. They've had a long time. You know, I mean, this is the night marchers. They march in front of them. Sometimes behind them is sometimes amongst them. It's like that's everything. This call every possible position exactly because it can't be anything. That's what they're saying. It can't be anything. It doesn't matter of fact. But it's the only way to defend against fate of accompanying and being approached by a night, Marcher. She was laid out on the ground face first in the dirt and piss yourself. Now it would help. No, that is actually part of the legend.

Because you have to defame yourself. You have to dip, it was, to finish straight. Is that the term? No, to finish straight means to throw something through a window. What? Yeah. Seriously. Yeah, that was a, uh, uh, uh, Garth and his job.

Dex should have thrown someone under window, yeah. Garth and his son, uh, John McCray created a wonderful character for the comic book hitman called the Definist Raider who would walk around with window pains and he would throw his, it was the second day as I him, uh, El Blano, uh, whole but six pack great, great superhero team. That's very funny. It's very, it's extremely funny.

I have to see that. Um, but obviously this woman didn't die of island. Yeah. She's still alive. So maybe the night marchers didn't catch her or maybe catch the picture of her dinner or maybe the fact that she defended. Maybe she she embarrassed herself by pulling out of the run early. Sure. And that made the night marchers go well, yeah, not been. I've been. It's not defamed. She based herself.

Debased herself. And it's like it's throwing yourself at the feet of someone. I forget what that term is. Now these debasement. Whatever it is. It doesn't matter. We're locking this. Now we're stuck in this. With the night marchers maybe the application.

I don't know. I'm just pulling out my fucking mind to the source. I don't see it. You need to bring one. I didn't. You need to bring one to the studio. It's on my computer. It doesn't matter.

It literally doesn't matter. But I guess they, I don't know why I shouldn't die. And treaty plea appeal petition solicitation, exhortation? No, invocation. None of it. Beseaching. Nope, begging? No.

Pleading. Throw yourself at someone's feet. Prostration. Fuck it. I let that be dead time. I let that dead time sit. I don't give a fucking shit. Prostration, yeah.

That's a good one. It doesn't matter because the night watchers didn't do anything. She's still fucking alive. No, they just fucking bought it was, I don't know what it was. But you should look at the video because of the video. I did see the video. I watched it as you were talking. See? It's very creepy.

Yeah, it's a figure is moving. But it's another example of something that within the, the borders of Hawaii, it's extremely frightening to them. Yeah. They don't like fucking with it. It's like, the other people. Yes, and they don't like going out in the woods. I do think we talk a little bit about this previously, but I wonder if there's like side stories LPL,

GML.com, if there's any research in this angle, places that just feel creepy. Yeah. Why, you know, like what comes about, like we talk about vortexes and vortices, brainless episode, I do think that has something natural to do with it We talk about like the planes of the UK Why does wear stonehenge have this eerie feeling?

Why do the deserts of Arizona like where a grand canyon all these other areas to don't like? Why does that have a special feeling why are why were the, the digitized people around the UN to basin? Why the fuck do they were like, we don't go here? We don't like this place. They say the same thing. It's more so people within these tribal communities or this type of indigenous community were like, well, we never liked this place anyway.

And so like, there's gotta be night marchers in it or something. There's like something to the area. And I don't know whether or not it's just gypsum. Because it could be gypsum natural magnetics. I think it's mostly because these are dangerous areas and tails are told to keep people out of those dangerous areas and those things become cultural memory. But if it's all for us, like you went to Basin.

Mm-hmm. If it's all Basin, most of the point, why is it... You wander out of the Basin. But you wander out in the Basin went to base it. Mm-hmm. If it's all basin, most of the point, why is it... You wander out of the basin. You wander out in the basin, you started it. But why is this section specifically creepy versus not? Because I know when search for Skinwalker Ranch, which is a debatable quality show, but I'm glad with they are spending a lot of their time on, is this concept that there's a natural magnet underneath the ground that makes people feel

weird. And that's why it's all, I don't know. Yeah, I mean, magnets do make people feel very strange. Yeah, ask ICP. They've been upset about magnets for years. They're the first ones to say. I mean, they were more in awe of magnets than they were upset about magnets. They were investigating.

Anything that's important to do because I haven't. Yeah. I'm North Rape. Well, that's very scary story. You know it's also a fucking scary story. Which one do we want to jump into? We actually have a lot of good stuff. We actually do.

I mean, I, the one that I love this week that I absolutely adore is the old man in Brazil who fell down his own well. Okay. I believe. Well, I wouldn't say well. Well, isn't it's just it is not a well. It's a whole.

It's a whole. Now, we all got dreams. Everybody had dreams. Right. And there are times where if you ever had a prophetic dream, I've had dreams that later came true. Yeah. But it's nothing, but, you know, significant at all,

whatsoever, it's just like something happens. I'll be driving down the road. It's like, oh, I had a dream about this and it's not, nothing. That's creepy though. Yeah, that's creepy. That is creepy to me. Yeah, that happens to me, Tom.

I feel like deja vu. I think it's in deja vu. Then they say something's got something else to do with like, magnets. I'm just saying that today. I'm just saying that today. I'm just saying that today. It's not deja vu because I know that like sometimes deja vu is, I know deja vu feels like but then there will be times I'm like I had this dream this happened.

Yeah, sure. But we have to remember it. But I think we all have to like, we all see stuff in our dream sometimes. I see cool stuff in the dream. I remember once we were in blue moon. I had a dream the other day with Rob in it a couple of nights ago where Rob kept calling me on my phone, but for some reason I had you in my phone as Rob Rob.

And I didn't know why, but I knew that if I answered the phone, then the world would end. Oh my God. I think that's actually very great. So Rob Rob, stop calling. You stop calling me. I'm sorry.

You stop doing it. You stop putting him in this position. I'll never call you Wait, I when you have a I like you can't always listen to your dreams because Rob needs to call Marcus Okay, because he works on the network. He needs they need to communicate so you can't always think that his calls can be It's going to elicit the end of the world. I think as long as I don't put you in my phone as Rob Rob, then that's the key. That was ever called me Rob Rob. No, ever. Because if they did, they are probably have a head injury.

They probably are somewhere along life of Harrison Ford from regarding Henry and he used to be a powerful attorney who was kind of an asshole. And now they're great mentally handicapped person. All right, because that is what makes you good. He has something to switch. But this show, he shows that sometimes your dreams, they, they're wrong. Yeah. And you have to be really careful.

Now, pensioner, the name of Zhao Pimenta de Silva, this is in Brazil, 71 years young, punches 130 feet to his death down a hole. He dug under his kitchen floor after dreaming gold was buried beneath his house in Brazil. Now, what I, how I'd start this is that if I did have a dream that there was gold underneath the house, you got to get a guy coming there and check it out with they, they have the machines for even just a metal detector. The old start machines, you know, like they used in a Jurassic Park. Yes.

Yes. You can have an old to sound machine shoot the thing down. It shoots like a thing into the ground You can say you want to maybe check it out before you just start digging but this guy Had the day. We're gonna talk a lot about freedoms today Yeah, because like a two other stories that are about fucking Experiencing freedom and expressing freedom and he was like no. I don't need some fascist Fucking inspector to give me proof that there's gold underneath

my house. I know there is. I saw it in a dream and I'm going to go fucking dig it out himself. And so it became his life. He spent more than a year digging a hole and hiring people locally. Apparently he was paying 70 Brazilian Rias. I don't know what that is. It's 11 to 30 pounds a day when the hole was still shallow enough, but the deeper you

went, the more cost went up. They said one thing they thought was super interesting about the hole was the fact he did manage to keep it extremely straight for somebody who had no fucking idea what it was that he was doing. Extremely straight and surprisingly narrow. It's a man's side. It's a manhole. It's just an exactly a man sized hole.

What do you say? It's like it's 35 inches across or 35. Like something like, it's enough just to shimmy his body down. Yeah, shimmy up, shimmy down. 90 centimeters in diameter and 40 meters deep. He dug 12 stories down. Yes, and so he said they used not just like he had jackhammers. He said they was a pretty perfect cylinder according to a lot of the, what the, the state that came to go look at

it. They actually made the impress. They said that he used, it's archaic homemade. There was no fixed support structure. His struts for climbing up don't have screws in the ground. And he was using sort of a child seesaw like device without a belt for safety because he's just trying to get that goal. Yeah, because his whole thing is that he dug down deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep until finally he hit bedrock because he dug 12 stories down and he started telling people the golds beneath the rock. Yes.

As soon as I get underneath the rock and that's he was looking into dynamite. He was, he was asking around the neighborhood to see if anybody maybe might know something about dynamite. At some point, you just got to be like, Jowl, buddy, we thought about taking this energy and applying it to Walmart. I feel like maybe you would be an incredible member of the Walmart team. At 71, you have so many years left to offer the Walmart family. You got a goblin work here of Walmart. We can put you directly in inventory. It's from 4 to 11 PM, 4 AM to 11 PM.

But he, they said he wasn't pressing it, got only down. But in a series of happenstance said that he, so if you look at on top of the hole, it has this like board attached to a bunch of just, it strings. It's like laundry cord. A laundry cord has got a little thing there and he's been going, down the shaft. And I guess he got to the very top, according to somebody that was working with him and he just did a good old-fashioned. Huh? Huh? Just whoop.

Smith went straight down the hole. He said that he, you know, everything in him was broken. Yeah. But he was saying- He's just a bag of broken meat. Yeah, but apparently he lived in there because they heard him going, uh.

Uh. Uh. Uh. He went, he was like a musket ball at the bottom of this tunnel. Like it's like a tube, the ball is tube, and yes, he was literally chum. Well yeah, well I'd imagine on the whole way down

because it's not like falling off a 12 story building, like free fall, I would imagine he spent a lot of time flying, flying the sides, trying to hold himself down, yeah, and just getting faster and faster and faster. But you also folded up like a crab wanton. Like literally like he was his knees the face going all the way down. It was not good.

It was not a comfortable way to die. Shattered his arms and legs, and then eventually they were like, well, and then we had to go scoop him out. Remember the scooper? Yeah, they needed the scooper. The scooper from the stream, you mean, the horrible shit video I showed you. Yeah, they didn't even peel him off the bottom of the tunnel.

Yeah. But he is, yeah, so he did not live. And it's just sad because you never got that gold. No, like, I don't think that gold's there. And you know what, I would have done for him though. I want to went, I would have bought it. You know, like, you can get fools gold or something like that? No, Pymar.

If you could find him right before he dies and go, Joe, my friend, we have made it my friend. And it put the gold in a mean like, I see, ah, the gold. Just make him feel something. But feel something and say like, Joe, we should make sure that your family gets the gold and then he dies And they're like let's burn this house to the ground. We're gonna have the cement rocks. They'll want the fuck

That's all it's gonna be now. It's just gonna be this huge cylinder of cement. Yes in the middle of this town Yep, also I got a lot of information about the under the khabad And I got the it's actually find out that it a lot of information about the under the Habbad. And I got it. It's actually find out that it was actually the story about the tunnel underneath the New York about how it got was filled up. It was way more like they got very interesting responses. People talking to us, it's actually kind of more of like a real estate conflict. And then people kind of trying to travel back and forth during COVID. It was like a whole weird thing. It's like very complicated. People have been digging tunnels. Yeah.

You got the other tunnel lady that they're trying to shut down. Tunnel lady that you should also show it on the stream. This girl in North Virginia that's her take-tock or nicknamed tunnel girl. Yes. Her tunnel systems are very impressive. It's just, what are we, we've said literally right before the show.

Why tunnels? Well, the thing is that tunnels have always been a thing. It's the conference, the same thing that it's the internet bias thing, is that people have been doing this forever. It's just now, they're showing, like we have video. Many people have been digging, many subterranean tunnels.

Constantly, I feel like we're everywhere. The thing about it, is that if you're doing it in a city, they're gonna find out. So, tunnel city, they're going to find out. So tunnel girl, she was nicknamed tunnel girl. They, they done like, they basically were saying, essentially, I forgot why there's a reason why she was building this tunnel. She called it mole core. Very Gen Z. She's just what she likes, she likes to do. You know, she built a four-story edition on the back of her home. Yeah, she built a full, her own four-story edition,

which is like to every inspector's nightmare, but you know, what are you gonna do? It's on their house, which you can have to figure out a soul and afterwards. She said she worked an IT. That's the thing. Work an IT. She built this giant tunnel underneath her home and finally, the city city is like this must stop. Yeah, or at the very least, like, you got to stop until we get some guys down there. We got to look at it. There's no support structure. It's just a fucking tunnel underneath a bunch of it's a city.

I know she does have very good support structures. If I remember correctly, when we watch the video, I think she actually showed us this support structure, but I do. I understand wanting to express your freedom. Um, I don't know, buddy. I don't know, buddy. I don't know if that's a good support structure. I feel like you're watching a couple of two by fours.

But together, we don't know what this lady does not know what to do. She said she bought manuals on how to build tunnels online. She bought some books. You don't got to go to college to be a genius, bro. I think that you fucking do. I think to be a civil engineer, you might need to, maybe I'm crazy. Hey, if you're just doing it underneath your own home,

fucking, I, fucking, ain't nobody telling me what going on beneath my home and above my home. Lord, take the wheel, I'm with you, man. I, that way, I do, again, expressing freedom as one way. Yeah. But the thing is, is that this is gonna infringe on other people's freedoms because you're burying underneath their homes

Their homes are gonna sink into the crust. She is she says she's not burying underneath other other people's homes She says she's not burying underneath people homes. What does that even mean because her neighbors are still like what? This is why you live in Northern Virginia though like because you this is why you live in places like we you have sure freedom It's like I know you know we We're the freedom is we don't have freedom here. No, we don't have any. We have freedom in this fucking thing. No freedom.

I have no freedom of my property. But if I wanted true for it, but I don't need that. I don't need to build a subterranean tunnel, the system tunnels underneath my house. See, I don't want tunnels. I just feel like, well, just been a lot of bunker issues too. Yeah, there's been a lot of bunker issues. Because I've wanted to have a bunker for a,

I do want a bunker. But someone brought up a lot of stuff. It's been like the problem with the bunker. You're building it. You'll live in the center of a mountain. The end event happens. The cataclysm happens whenever it is multiple levels, right? Dictatorship, solar flare, alien invasion, blah, blah, blah. Everybody's dead. Who's going to come fix your fucking air-flip filtration system? Who's gonna come get that built in? You gotta learn. This is a lot of stuff.

Millionaires are not used to it. You gotta build it for life. It's a lot of work. It's a lot of work. Cause then you're gonna have the whole other area where you keep your workers. And then you're gonna keep them cause that's probably what it is.

You're gonna have to keep them happy, right? Because guess what they're gonna do? Turn on you. Yeah, as soon as you're in the possible. Oh happy, right? Because guess what they're gonna do? Turn on you. Yeah, as soon as you're in the possible. Oh yeah, the moment. The moment you come for your family, divide up the life, right?

They're gonna fucking, you know, they're gonna eat your feet. You're gonna blow up your house. But no, also that concept of like, for what you're gonna sit in this thing, I was reading another story about a guy that actually got busted for manslaughter, the multiple, like, 100 millionaire, like he said that actually got busted for manslaughter, the multiple,

like, 100 millionaire, like he took, he got busted for manslaughter because he was building a big secret bunker and then one of his anonymous construction workers died in a fire while they were building it. And then he's like, you know, he's like, yeah, well, they sound to contract. And this is in like no dog, like just because you're trying to build a fucking breakaway civilization under the ground for the most people. Does it mean like you're not subject to man's law? Yeah. Until then, you know, I mean like we're you're still a part of it. No matter how deep you go under the ground. Yeah. Now these guys said I do not agree with the guy that killed got someone else killed building his nuclear-followed shelter.

That's on record. That's on record. But the woman who's building her own subterranean tunnels, I gotta admit I'm jealous. I do, I love, I guess. I wish I could because that's the cool thing that she's doing is that what she's using the shelter for is not even necessarily a shelter.

She's using it as a storage space for rocks. So she can build a castle. I got it. She got it. That's what it is. That's what it is. She said in rocks. So she can build a castle. I got it. She got it. That's what it is. That's what it is. She said in the story that she's using it, she's digging out rocks and she's gonna use those rocks

to build a castle. You know what actually I can't fault that. Yeah, you can't. I really can't fault that because that's true freedom. Yeah, it really is. That's somebody going at the being like that's why our boys. That's why our boys are flying drones over Yemen right now. All right, because that's what they do. The whole point of this is to keep people free.

Yeah, so I'm going to do this. And also one of my other favorite expressions of freedom that is using construction equipment against an entire town. Because this fucking guy is an American hero. There's also going to jail. A very man in a bobcat in a home depot parking lot. Now this man stole not the cat, but a piece of construction equipment called the bobcat. It's a bobcat tractor. No one knows why, right?

And you always go like, nobody knows the motive behind this brilliant, really, brilliant plan. He's Nebraska, the sixth place. And I believe it was Lincoln, Nebraska. He was, I guess he stole a bobcat from his employer. And he went right into a blicker short. Mm-hmm.

He drove him to the front of a liquor store apparently took some liquor. There might have been some alcohol in the, maybe. What I love is his display that you're watching is there is a video right now is an at Taco Bell parking lot and you're watching him in a leather face Texas chainsome master style display. Lift the blade up of the bobcat and spin like in a type of chaotic joy, raising it up and down. The police officer comes up obviously to be like, Hey, what are you doing? You rams it immediately. Show how strong the Bobcat is. Yeah, I don't know. Bobcat sir extraordinarily powerful. Yeah, they got him good. He was arrested very much. So, oh yeah, they pulled him out of that very, very quickly, but they got him in the parking lot of the Taco Bell. Yeah, they pulled them out of that. Oh, very, very quickly. But they got him in the parking lot of the Taco Bell. Yeah, they did, big.

But that man for the very, for this 41 seconds of life, he was truly free. He was free in a way that we can't understand. Well, never, because I was watching this drive, it was like last night watching him spin around in that parking lot. And I was just like, I got it finally just, what can I change in this country?

It's like, I got that Bobcat. I showed everybody how free we could all be. Where would you take that Bobcat to actually to show? You see? You, so you would bring a Bobcat in the wallet, Congress? Yeah. Oh, yeah, buddy. I would drive into Congress, right?

And I just feel like I'm trying to kill anybody. Yeah. But then talk about this idea of like, things gotta be fair. Well, the Bobcat is spinning around and around in a circle. This is your Mr. Smith goes to Washington. We all got to think about the little guy, right? Like stuff like that. We got to all collect together because let's guess what?

50 Bobcat show up. The Bobcat coalition arrives, right? Because remember the trucker coalition and they were for bad stuff. We'll be for good stuff. Yeah. The Bobcat coalition. The Bobcat coalition will be, we need positive. That's who we positive.

It's not. It's Mr. Smith goes to Washington with a bobcat. Until we get a new general election to replace every single politician, we're occupying the White House with our bobcats. Until every, we get a revote on every single politician, every single politician. And none of them can, that we have right now can rerun. Not. Yeah, they're all out. It has to be brand. Everybody's gone. You know, all out of this all gone. We line them up. We again, chain them. Fuck it. You know, fucking risk to angles. We they're all dressed as various farm animals and shit. You know, I mean, like,

like the terror, but without the death. Yeah. Because I started watching Napoleon as well. Yeah. Very boring film. Napoleon as well. Yeah. Very boring film. I would imagine so I did not give that a chance. But I didn't get any way to talk about the terror. Yes, but it's very frightening. The beginning is very frightening. So no death, just embarrassed.

Yeah, just the amniaciation. So you think that this country could really benefit from bringing back like stock aid type punishments. Oh, we've been talking about it for, I've been talking about it for years. The politicians should be politicians and white collar criminals should be. Croix, I've been talking about it for four years. Yeah. The politicians should be politicians, the white collar criminals should be. Crow eggs.

Well, I mean, white collar criminals should be put in jail for decades upon decades. If you're in a elected position, if you're in a elected position, I think that every month, there should be a time period. There's like a half an hour. As long as you're in, you have to be in Washington to do it, right? They stand on a platform and we can throw stuff at you. Yeah. And can't be deadly.

No. This would be soft. But it has to be smelly. How's that? Milk shakes, eggs, diapers. No, eggs are too much. Eggs are too much. God, you know, I'm just saying, I think it would be interesting. I'm just saying.

Because then you just see how excited would everyone be. Yeah, because that's it. You just gotta remember, a lot of these centers are really old. They're paper thin skinned. You throw an egg at them and an egg shot could fucking rip them open. It's kind of part of the problem, isn't it? I think you need me on the handle getting hit by a hand. If you can't take it and hit by an egg, you shouldn't be.

You shouldn't be. Paul Tisha. That's actually a fucking great way to get around age limit. If your skin cannot handle a shell of a chicken egg hitting your body, I don't know if you should be present. Yeah. Okay. All right. Again, let me just spit ball in here. All right. I just thought too much freedom in one week. I saw all these people expressing their freedoms, doing stuff that I'll never believe in, because this is like they all obviously are getting at least checked, because also, so it's important about this great fucking country of ours, isn't it? The powers get checked.

Right. You have to make sure that they get checked. Because if not, people run them up. Bobcat guy, I didn't do it right. No. Well, Bobcat guy seemed to have done it on spur of the moment. He really did. His name's Sammy Paira. Yeah, he did.

He was, it was not planned. But yes, and one person didn't get hurt, which I feel bad for. But everybody else is, you know, it's just that spinning around, rage, just so much fun to take about 2 30 pm on a Sunday. Yeah, man. That's when it happens. That's like when it happens because you're just like, you know what? Fuck it. I don't want to be here today anymore.

I mean, I don't want to be out the Home Depot anymore. Did you see the mug shot of this guy? Yep. Oh, well, he's probably got some other ideas too. So he's not the hero. He's not the hero. It's just the concept of using our construction equipment that we pay for to stand up for ourselves. Yeah.

Now Sam, you pay right, yeah, I'm looking at his mug shot right now. He looks like he's got some real controversial opinions about Epstein Island. Yeah, I don't want to. Oh, yeah, it's probably not good. And then Epstein stuff is getting thick too. Yeah. What's the latest on that? It's just told you thicker on the clinton angle.

Yeah. There's more stuff. There's there's probably another layer that's gonna come out. Oh, and they do believe that there's like one date with there's one John Doe that they're pretty certain is our former president.

But you know, we knew that. Which former president? Clinton or Trump? Trump. Yeah. Because there's like, there's more, there's something else. But you know, I mean, I can see both. It's all, yeah, they were.

People showed themselves. So the one where it was a slight clinton, and then there it's like, but it was like, it's like clinton, like Stevie Nicks. It was like, fucking, the booker for Epstein Island was off the chain. This guy got a lot of people in it. I mean, any sort of like,

I don't even know, I wasn't even, it was another pulse. It was some other grace like. No, never. No, never. I forget who was on, somebody on the flight. But I mean, you do,

Kevin Spacey was one. Well, Kevin Spacey, yeah, yeah. I mean, that one makes sense. No, these super rich people, like the type of weird celebrities or musicians, whoever these super rich people get to show up at their house for these like small parties, it's insane. And why would Epstein Island be any different?

Exactly. Because a lot of times you're giving to, because a lot of these guys appear, they have appearance fees. Like super famous half appearance fees. But it's a lot of times that it will hook into like some kind of good place of donate money or like a thing. So you're kind of doing it under certain auspices from the most part, but. And then sometimes it's just that you just want to watch Matt graining get a fucking foot massage from a 15 year old Chetzian girl.

And that's just what you want. That's just what you're looking for. The weirdest celebrity appearance I ever attended was my brother won a trip through Wells Fargo. He hit his sales goals. So yeah, he got a free trip to Hawaii. He's like, you wanna go? I'm like, fuck yeah.

I was like 21, 20. Oh yeah. And I bet you tore up a white. Nah, we mostly stay on the resort. And then I like tried surfing, but then my nipples got real raw. And I fucked up like the rest of the trip. Cause my nipples hurt so bad the I was your brother hearing you said I mean like my nipples hurt

mean like yeah fucking nipples hurt fucking double down you didn't attack your nipples no you didn't attack my nipples you met some girl yeah yeah so it was fine I yeah and I was just sad because of a girl but because of a different girl well Well, you wasted all of that. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Yes. No, I wasted so much time. That's so sad. I think about that about like having, like, having weird pangs for some lady who definitely didn't want to have anything to do with me.

And then I was like, sad about it. You know, like there were other, there were people there that would have definitely tofed my bro. That definitely, but I didn't go for them because I was in the other girl that I was super into for some reason because we're dumb. No, I'm stupid. And moping around this free resort and Hawaii.

Look at this. Yeah. Debbie does it. Gonna go to the fuck you. Was it go to jam cram and the lightning bunch concert with me, whatever your noise collective is? One of the whole things that's all shell cropped is the Wells Fargo hired shell crow to play

a small concert for all the Wells Fargo sales winners. Yeah. What should be breathtaking person? She was fine. It was a fight. It was a totally fine, totally fine experience. Oh, okay good. I left early actually.

Yeah, I bet. Yeah, I bet. It sounds like it got a little bored. Yeah, yeah, I feel like well, everything is running out. I loved Cheryl Coat when I was a kid. I was super into all the little bored. Yeah, I feel like well, everything is running out. I love Chirroco when I was a kid. I was super into all the little fair. Yeah. I will say if you if it makes you happy is a is a legitimately wonderful song.

Oh, yeah, it's great. Tom Petty, I think help. I wouldn't mean. All right. So I know sometimes we've talked a lot about freedom, but sometimes freedom can Live from North Korea. Alright, so now sometimes we've been talking a lot about freedom. But sometimes freedom can be too free. How?

When you are the, you are literally the mayor of a small town, X mayor. Yep. Definitely all heavy on the X. And but for some reason you are still so either I guess obsessed with the, like you've been given, let's say you've been given way too many shots at freedom.

Yeah. Sometimes it backfires. Like the mayor of Toronto. Remember the guy, the, oh Rob Ford. Rob Ford, yeah, got consummated crack. You got a lot of shots. Oh yeah, he had a lot of chance.

Cause they loved him. Yeah. Cause they loved his honesty. They actually liked the fact that he was fueled by crack. No, excuse me, Toronto. Toronto. Yeah, Toronto. Yes. With this guy is a real piece of shit. And he, he is now in jail. Again, guy by the name of Joseph Mark wrongs dad. Now, this was right outside of the University of Minnesota on the Chippewa County community of Watson. This was in, so this place is Minnesota called nothing to do. It's just a weird because isn't it weird to see people

are age in these stories? Who now I'm understanding like we're of the age where we're gonna, not that we're gonna pop off, but like pop off range. Oh, it definitely pop off range. No, no, no, this is when you start thinking back on things. Because you're gonna be 41 on Friday. Yeah, I'd be 41 on Friday.

But it's like this guy's 41. And it's, it's dangerous because it's very much pop off. 41 is at 41 to 46. Pop off. Dangerous. You better stay off the, I need you off the internet. I need you to get, all right. I love you, being good to do your gardening. All right, I love you being good. Do your gardening.

All right. We're getting you off of anything, anything that says like free speech platform. We have to get you away from gardening and synthesizers. That's it. Just stay in that. That's those are my lanes. Because then 50, you could turn it back around. 50.

I don't know. I've been saying, I'm going to get real weird in my 50s. I don't know how yet. I don't know, but it's gonna be positive. That's my goal. Yeah. Geared, gentle weird. Yes. Tord and gentler weird person.

Yeah. My 40s is gardening and synthesizers 50s, TBD. Yes. Just suspended in gel. That's gonna be me. Just finally, finally at peace. I know. This guy, um, Gronk wrong stat, which I love the term

peacefully surrendered to a SWAT team in an arm of vehicle around four, 15 Thursday. Now, where gets this starts, this first thing starts was that just before 1 p.m. on the Thursday morning before he was arrested. Now, this just fucking happened. Um, he, which I believe he was arrested on Friday. So he started posting really, really intense messages on his work Facebook page. So his, he was doing it on this thing. So he runs, he used to be the mayor of what? Yeah. 2012 to 2014. Now he posted it on his, um, I guess it's like, he doesn't think it's like one term mayor, one term mayor, which is I guess one term enough. And he has a landscaping company now. Luckily, he decided to message this. So he with first, they said that when he was outside

with a swap vehicle outside his home, he was messaging on his company Facebook page to get in good around Watson. I got the SWAT team here, Misspelled. Where's the feds at? Why is it just sheriffs? Oh, yeah, because the feds are crooked in Minnesota, not new Duluth ones though. LOL, right? That's it. So he's mad that the feds haven't showed up and he thinks that the feds haven't showed up because they're crooked and they're, I'm not, okay, I'm not sure what the train of

thought is. There is not a lot. I think that he was mad that he'd get more attention because the day before him, but he, but he thinks that because the feds are crooked, that's why they're not coming out for him because he is important enough for the feds to come out. Yes. And if the feds weren't crooked, then they would be out there. They'd be looking into it.

All right. They'd be a part of this, right? Because he posted basically a threat to University of Minnesota students the day before. And this is the deterred. So he wrote, here we go, America. It boosted basically a threat to University of Minnesota students the day before and this is the deterred. So he wrote, here we go, America. I am had now from watching Minnesota to the U of M Minneapolis Minnesota to start killing kids this AM as Joseph Mark wrong.

Stad. So he told everybody who he that he was doing it. Another portion read, I'm coming for your kids and it's gone again. Bloody. All right. Another post read, I'm coming for your kids and it's gone to get bloody. All right, another post spoke with threatening language. If this government don't have total lockdown of all universities of Minnesota by this morning's son up, watch out parents. What happens to your kids from Iran in two weeks? See something say something. Kids will die for real amongst them of you of them. Students, he said a bunch of fucked up shit.

So they sent a bunch of SWAT team, they got to pick them up. There was a fucking four hour standoff outside of his home, which according to witnesses, which is a lot of literally like people who knew him personally going, Joe, Joe, you're getting crazy in there.

You're gonna wanna come out there, Joe. And then he, apparently because he said he had explosives, okay, why is, and they were waiting for it. And eventually he shows us like, I'm okay. I'm out and he just walked out, no shirt on. Yeah. And got arrested. Wow, in January, in Minnesota, no shirt on.

Oh yeah, this is the guys. It's like Adam Warts. Oh yeah, I was like, where he's like literally his, from Wisconsin, he's a, he's a municold. And so, but sometimes it's like Adam Warts. Oh yeah. Right. You mean like where he's like literally his from business Wisconsin. He is a he's a municold and to but sometimes it's like the sometimes you look something like you're not you think I know you're cold. I know I know you're cold. You know, but he this is not where it began. So this guy has been losing his ever loving mind. It started on the years ago. So he broken to, he's got a public criminal history. He broken to the new mayor's home starting in 2016. He broken to his

home. They let them go. They're like, I you know, Joel. Yeah. Always doing that. Always investigate independently former and new mayor's, right? Then he had another, he blew up a fucking hotel room. He literally like fucked up a hotel room. Yeah. Inside of a casino where he was found with a lot of drug paraphernalia. It seems to be a little bit of substance abuse issues. Okay. And they just find him, let him go.

He then drove his truck into a church. Show of his tractor into the town's Lutheran church. And he was found wrapped up in a blanket, sleeping on the altar. And they still were like, Jo, Jo, what is all right? The shenanigans. I got to stop, Jo. The best thing that he did was he was, he was found firing a rifle through the sunroof of a vehicle, quote, to stop Joe. The best thing that he did was he was fighting, he was found firing a rifle through the sunroof of a vehicle quote to stop corpses. He was obsessed.

He was talking about the idea that there were corpses that were after him. But I don't know if it's psychotic breakdown corpses were after him. I think it might be like, you know, all those guys, more often than they always have their own inner terminology. Sure. Of like what that terminology. Sure. Of like what that means. Yeah.

You know, like how that means like, because that could mean like fat cats that could be, you know, it could be anything. And he's going to tell you. Oh, yeah. He's going to the moment he sees a confused look on your face. He's got to get the Jewish people, you know, I mean, like immediately, you know, I mean, like, it's always something. Yeah.

It's a group of people that they're already having a hard time. And he is coming for it. Yeah, yeah. It's like in Christine shitters. Shitters. Yeah. And so, yeah, his corpse might be his version of shitters. He just has a tell, a catch old term for things he don't like. Yeah.

And so, I don't know where this guy's headed. I think it's for the presidency. I think he's gonna run. I think that he's got the energy. He's for the presidency. I think he's gonna run. I think that he's got the energy, he's got the commitment. I think he's got the Vim and Vigor to do it. And you know, he runs a business and I trust that. Yeah, I always trust a good small business owner,

but it looks like this man might be going, maybe he can run for 20, 28. I get old, little, little cool. Yeah, little cool. You know what I mean? Cause then we could, because people forget. You know, I mean, you just move the next media cycle. Mm hmm. You know, then you'll find out because like by the time he's running for president, Gwyneth Paltrow is going to be talking about drinking her pussy blood is what makes her taller. You know, I mean, and we're all going to be focused

on that. Gwyneth Paltrow, how to get her pussy blood, how much of it to drink? How tall will I get? You know, because everyone's gonna be in a tizzy and then he slides right in. Yeah, and then he's all of a sudden he's president. Oh, and it's the Joe you know, and it's the Joe you know, it's better than the Joe you don't know. Yeah, the Joe you don't know. Who's that Joe? Some guy who's not president. Because I'm president. I'm president. Oh God, very scary.

A lot of stuff. All right, you want to get some letters? Let's do it. We got some great ones. Man, you guys fucked up your genitals a lot. No, God, you guys fucked up. So your genitals so many times. There is so many responses that we got to people using

genital piercings and the mishaps that have come there in. And it is, oh man, it almost, I almost wouldn't recommend it. Would you, do you mind if I start off on the list? Yes, about genital piercings getting stuck last week. I have encountered this twice, both with the same unfortunate woman. Oh, wow. I have an ampalang piercing, which is a horizontal bar of the head of my penis. Okay. When my partner at the time was performing oral, she deep-throated me only to find that

the bar had become stuck behind the Palato Ferengeal arch. That's the two muscles at the back of my mouth near the base of the tongue. I had to reach a finger in alongside my penis to hook the bar in un-wedged. After that, we took the bar out for oral. But you didn't stop for a second to go, got a big one. But I appreciate that.

I feel like I would keep further sex from happening. The second instance, and this is the worst one, was during vaginal sex. This one sounds absolutely fucking awful. Everything was fine until, during an outstroke, we both felt incredible pain. She'd recently gotten her IUD replaced, and instead of trimming the plastic string, they have sort of coiled it up and tucked it way up by her cervix. It had become tangled around my bar, and when quickly withdrew the IUD and my bar were

yanked painfully. Sit trigger. You can put a little more. Oh man. Thankfully, we were both fine after a bit of ice and an emergency doctor's appointment to ensure everything was unharmed, still in position and of course to trim the string. That is an understanding way to do that. And as somebody that is is those are people that got

together. That's real. You know what I actually put that towards genuine communication. Yeah. Because the get past something like that. Because that's hard. That's really that. Because you wonder because obviously it's a mood killer. But later on, you can kind of become, then it can be funny. Yeah, of course, it's funny. Yeah. I mean, it's no one's fault. No, it's not. I mean, it's well, the only people that are fault in any of these are as one listener put it like, you know, hoops to hoops, barbells to barbells, never shall the twain cross. No, because that sounds like again, that's bait and tackle. And it's legitimately you're creating a rigging system for your gen.

If there is a hoop, keep the barbells away. If there's a barbell, keep the hoops away. Do you know, I guess that would be, you can't always take them out. Cause some people take them out, I heard that back and forth. Sometimes people take them out, the piercings out, and sometimes they just let a rock.

I hear with a clit hood piercing, it's really not that like invasive, it's just kind of there. Yeah. And it's fun. And then according to one listener, it was because now they can find it. Yeah.

You know, which is like, you know, if I good, you know, that's fine. Yeah. But know, which is like, you know, far good. You know, that's fine. Yeah. But still, I always say, didn't the tongue piercing, they did like, I remember the urban legend being like, if you took out your tongue stud, like it re-grooved in 30 minutes. I know that.

Well, it does. It re-grove pretty fast. I know, because Natalie had the LeBray pier, that the lip piercing, that front pierce, she said that clothes up pretty fast. But with the tongue, I had no idea. I feel like that would actually take some time. It takes some, that front pierce. She's that close up pretty fast. But with the tongue, I have no idea. I feel like that would actually take some time. It takes some, that's a meat.

That's a big old meat. I don't know if I can make it through more general piercing stories. I, this is eight weeks. 48 weeks. Yeah, watch it two to three times daily. I mean, there's a huge hole in my dick. There's a huge hole in my dick.

There's a hole in my dick. There's a hole in my dick. There's a hole in my dick. Not everywhere get a towel. There was that one. Yeah, because he pulled it out because they were drunk after his work Christmas party. And his girlfriend, they came home and have sex. And his dick piercing got ripped out.

Oh yeah, because of his girlfriend's piercing. Oh God. I mean, this one is actually, this one is fun. This woman says you walked in to find her friend, naked and spread-eagled on the bed with her boyfriend and the act of eating her out, except they both seem kind of panic. The woman said as what's going on, the friend said, we're stuck, turns out that the friend had a clitoral ring that she didn't tell anyone about.

So when the boyfriend's tongue went down there, the stud got caught in the ring and they were stuck together. And to get them apart again, the friend had to glove up and very, very delicately reach in and unscrew one of the balls on his tongue, barbell. And it took a very long time, but apparently she did get them free. And they were fine except for some quote unquote soft tissue damage. I love my old people. Yeah, that's how it is.

I love it. Yeah, that's what friends are for. Hey, really is. It's true. I'll do one last little one. This has got nothing to do with generals. Is it tale from my childhood? It begins with a bit of history of my family. Horror and ghost stories with the bedrock up in which the foundation of my family lords been laid. Example, my parents would drive my brother and myself to Graveyard's around Halloween every year until my ninth year, that year, which was 1993. My parents decided to host a fake sayons to, I guess, scare the bejesus out of us kids.

My mom was acting as clairvoyant medium. I was, I'm talking candles, we G board, all lights turned off and a Bible in the central dream. I want to do a sayon, it's Natalie won't let me do it yet, but I do want to do it. I don't want to do it with you. I don't want to.

I'm going to get a guy. I don't want him. I'm a related. I'm going to get a medium. I don't want him. I don't want to. We'll do it. Yeah, but I do want to I don't want to do it with you. I don't want to I'm gonna get a guy. I don't want to I'm a Relady. I don't want to I'm gonna get a medium. I don't want to legit. I don't want to do it. So please All right, so my mom began to channels any spirits wishing communicate and when she asked for a sign of a presence my dad pulled a Fishing lining and attached to the backdark hard the door whipped open and slam so hard the glass broke and it broke right behind me. I was against an inconsolable and absolutely horrified. I love this family. That's great.

It's great. And so much so that my parents immediately came clean and told me about the prank and we slept nicely that night. The next night my mom drove us to a two track dirt road beside a cemetery and if we're gotten part of white rock lake in Dallas, spooky time, scary music on the CD deck and we were thrilled. So the car got stuck on a high center of the two track. Dad was not there, so my brother and I had a rock the car in complete darkness save for the headlights,

struggling to free the car, and the next part is the real deal. The next afternoon I was reading some scary fiction by my friend Winnots at the house, the window was closed. And I remember the next part vividly. Like glass of ice tea that was on the table next to me, slowly slid off the table in a straight line, horizontal fashion until it reached the center of the room, paused, then slammed in the ground so hard it woke my mom from her nap three rooms away. Glass was everywhere. I was beyond spooked and I witnessed a true poltergeist. And maybe they said, that's actually something from beyond this plane. May not remember

remembering a dream, but I don't think so. I think it was a boost. Wow. What can you say? What can you say to that? But more casting. I just like to go stories. We're going to be covering a lot more. So we're getting spooky and weird this whole fucking month. Mm-hmm. I'm excited we have a special guest call so coming in the month, it's really gonna be. And, and have fun with.

Really fun. And you can do that a fun. So live every day. Maybe get a general piercing, honestly. parallel to the penis. Sure. Love the fact that you've made a streamlined, barbed penis that you exactly the same,

and it has no hanging to the sides, right? It's right on the pipe, it's along the vein, right? And then it can laugh when you're making people calm, but at the same time, it slips in and out of a hoop, whether you're grabbing on the side. Maybe I'm wrong, I don't know, but I might be right. I might be right. I say live every day, like you've got the keys to the bobcat

Yep, but you ain't taking it out just yet not yet because you know There's a potential for it. You love the fact that like you know like right here that bobcat's my ticket to freedom I'm gonna laugh in this bobcat Mm-hmm as I'm harassing various police SUVs and Just immediately losing my job at home. We very quickly. You didn't want it live every day Like there's gold underneath your kitchen. very quickly. You didn't want it. Live every day. Like there's gold underneath your kitchen. I mean, but don't believe it.

Just keep it inside. Live every day like you are digging underneath your house for rocks to build a castle. Oh my god, that means it's a lot of work. I'd say when my dad said work smart not hard. That's right. So use your brain. Write a book.

About building a castle. No, be a doctor. We use your brain. Write a book. About building a cast. No, be a doctor. We have, uh, so, Operation Sunside 4, it's out there, goodbye, we'll come to the store. And I think that's it for now. We have a lot more announcements coming up in the future. Now we do, and we got a lot of stuff coming up. Trying to find...

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