Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Twin Flames

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

Henry & Marcus bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news - starting off with the "Twin Flames Universe" a controversial new zoom-based cult sweeping the streaming services, the Los Angeles tiktoker charged with murdering wife and in-laws after body parts are found in Encino trash bin, North Dakota "common law" Wife murders "Husband" over online scam money, Jimi Hendrix's Plaster Penis, Feces vs. Faeces, Listener Stories, and MORE!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. Yes! On the left. Side stories? Yeah, I just want to know what the way is. That's when the cannonball is started. Side stories.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Marcus? Mm-hmm. You never thought that you were my twin flame. I mean, I do know that you and my wife

are very similar in many different ways. So you're saying that she's the flame that you have sex with. And I'm the flame that you work with. Yeah, I don't think you understand the term of twin flame though, because it's one person. Well, I do recall that at one point, twin flames did talk about there being a third flame. Although the third flame was the baby.

So maybe your our baby. I'm the baby. I'm the baby. You have to build a harmonious twin flame union and HDFU. I think that's also really, really important. I think we need to work on that by, I think honestly, you might need to switch to working with Carolina more and having sex with me more. Because I remember I'm in the words of Shia Leo. What's her last name? I can't remember. Shia Leo Duffer. I know you. I remember what it was like feeling complete without

my man. My life felt like it was on hold waiting for him when everything I did was just to find him and be with him. I felt lost lonely. I ate for completion, struggled to keep the light of hope alive in my heart. Oh, you feel like that before we met? I did. I felt like I was struggling to keep the light, the hope of my light alive. But my heart decided to keep going. Does that mean doing a lot of cocaine and watching nothing but Nazi documentaries? I think you were just having fun. All right. I would not.

It was a horrible time in my life. So you finally decided to answer the call of love? Yeah, I did. Right. And this love has changed us fundamentally. Has it? Yeah. I believe it has actually.

I think it really influenced you a lot more weird meats than I used to. Well, you cue eight weird meats before. I did. I did. I just now I have a yearning for it. I yearn. I learned. Welcome to Side Stories, ladies and gentlemen.

My name's Marcus Parks. I'm learning in yearning. I'm Shia Leah Dumper. Reddy get my face filled out with love. The only cult to get people fatter. We're talking about twin flames here. Twin flames, twin flame universe. Twin flame universe, excuse me.

There's a couple of documentaries out about it right now. There's one on Netflix, one on Amazon. It's kind of like how Nexium had two documentaries at the same time. But this is a fascinating cult because it is completely online aside from a couple of meetups. Yeah, it's zoom based.

Yeah, it's a zoom based. It's not even a YouTube cult. It's a zoom based cult in which this married couple are bringing in lonely people, mostly women, and telling them that their life is not complete until they find their twin flame. You have to have a twin flame and guess what? It's either you either masculine or feminine.

It doesn't matter what you showed up as. And that guy Jeff, a guy named Jeff, who is, I, way I saw him, I watched the Netflix one last night, the Netflix documentary. That's the only one I saw as well. Jeff, I hate the term alpha beta, right? But if you were going to choose a single man to be next to a picture of a man next to the words beta. Yeah.

In a dictionary would be this Jeff man beta and alpha's clothing. Yes, he is so gross. He looks like what's it looks like a version of a guy who gets cheated on of a picture in an onion article. He's got long stringy black hair. He's got his wife, Shia Leah. Her name's fucking Megan. She changed it to be vaguely Native American. I don't know. I have no idea where that can't name you. It's like when someone names their daughter like McCayla mom in order to be original. But he tells you if you're a woman, he tells you if you're a man, he tells you you're gonna have sex with a woman, he tells you if you're gonna have sex with the man, depending on what their energy is and what he decides you do.

Well, that's how the occult eventually evolved because where it started is that you've got these two people, they're bringing lonely people in who are saying that they're having a hard time finding the love of their life, finding their twin flame. And so these people started telling them like you have your twin flame, you've met your twin flame, they ask like, who do you like right now? And so these people started telling them like, you have your twin flame, you've met your twin flame. They ask like, who do you like right now? And so like, well, I like this guy. That's one thing that a message to me on Facebook. Yeah.

They're all unfortunately, everybody is extremely lonely. And they're hard up inside of the twin flame universe. They are hard up and they are there ready. Very hard up. To be told by a stringy hair, weasel face man with his new Native American, newly Native American wife. Yeah. You took up, you actually met him. He put a heart on your Instagram post the other day. Yeah. And then they say you have to pursue this man.

Purs this man. And some of these women followed this advice to such degree that they got restraining orders put against them. Persistence. And I think it's important to see, and you've been spending that one poor lady who broke her back and then, well, I say poor lady,

and then turned to a full on dangerous stalker with multiple different restraining orders put against her. All because and they kept me like get back in there. He's your twin flame and then you were sending these rambling texts to somebody who was like, I'm gay. Leave me alone. I mean, the one that was the most dangerous is this young girl. I think she was 19 and these twin flames flames leaders these at this guy in this girl

uh... told her that her twin flame was a felon and you talk some guy who randomly messaged a cute red head on facebook yeah and they told her that your twin flame what do you do and live in across the cuz you live in like massachusetts or something which was like it's hard for him to come live with me because he has these, these felonies legal implications and they're like, fucking go to him bitch. He had an ankle bracelet. That's why he couldn't leave.

He's like, he's, you know, on probation and he can't really leave his house or his county. What are you doing staying in Massachusetts? Go to the bracelet. Bracelets keeping your twin flame over there. You got to go to Provo fucking Utah. Of course. And so she gets there and he's got a rat tail. Yeah. He's got a rat tail and he's doing a lot of drugs. Yeah. Like he's still doing it. I just feel like his personal life is very dark and they're like excellent. Now we can see how hard your twin flames burned together.

Yeah. And the cult, everything just kept continuing because, you know, as we know, in cults, you have to keep upping the ante, you have to keep adding activities. Well, because they also really started making money. They have to make money somehow, guys. First of all, I'm trying to think of what our idea is. Natalie and I were sitting last night and really kind of coming down.

So with Twin Flame, you have the buy teaching packages from Jeff and the Native American woman. And then when you do fake, she's not Native American. No, she's not. And so they go and they teach you what you cause. They're in Megan. I mean, it's gonna call her Megan.

Just call her Megan, please. Jeff and Megan, right? They're gonna teach you how to teach other people, how to guess that your twin flame is right there because guess who their twin flame is, whoever it is that you are talking to currently, right? It's called the twin flame ascension coaching world. And this is where the MLM comes into it. Yes, because then you buy the classes and then you reach such a level.

You've made, you've done and done so many classes in such a good way that now you need to go bring it to other coaches. They're gonna bring money into the system as well. You sort of get a cut, but mostly they just put you to work in another place. And then I do think they're doing the thing where they're gonna pay for you to live somewhere. They're doing the Scientology thing.

Under L-R-H. I mean, you really... Where would these people be without mama? Dude, I know, like, because I see it, I watch this thing and they use a lot of the same language. They use, like, it, well, it really is. I mean, I wondered about it, because, you know,

that's something that we talk about a lot in cult episodes where it seems like there is, in some people in a Nate power, in a Nate knowledge of how to be a cult leader. Like, they just, they just know how to do it. You know, it's going to three years of an NBA. You have like rock terryo, like who had zero exposure to cults. He had studied anything. You know, Jim Jones, the same way had zero exposure to any of this stuff. And yet they somehow innately knew how to control people and how to build

a cult and how to get people to do whatever the fuck they wanted them to do. And this guy has the same thing. And it's weird to think about how Scientology, like I don't know if he's smart enough to have actually studied Scientology in order to use some of the terms. We know the Keith Reneerie was. Yeah, Keith Reneerie was, but Keith Reneerie is like on a different level. He's also an asshole.

Yeah, I mean, he's an asshole, but he's also like, he's calculating on a level that none of the rest of these guys are. Think about how much of a dumpy fucking loser you have to be that Keith Reneerie is an impressive version of you. Yeah, you know, it's, it is harder. I wonder how much of this like Scientology, like Scientology became so ubiquitous like how many of these sorts of how many of these high control groups are are Educated in the process of running an high control group the nomenclature. That's the word that I'm looking for is that they use I do the processes and the tactics. Yeah, they use that they use a lot of the same nomenclature a lot of the same words A lot of the same tactic to bring people in.

Yes. Twin flames is using clear the block. Yeah, clear the block. Yeah, if he doesn't want to fuck you, it's because you have unclear, derroened blocks, which doesn't even make any sense, because then it's still the other guy who's trying to hold things, again, it doesn't make any sense.

Well, they also have a very scientific, the basis of control in this group is something that is very similar to Scientology Practices the mirror exercise. Yeah, like that is very Scientology. It's you talking to yourself about yourself Well, it's what it is is they tell you that you're wrong about the thoughts that you're having about yourself Well, it's that you're having a thought about your twin flame or somebody else or your daughter I was nodding the goddamn room Who's never someplace else? flame or somebody else or your daughter. I was nodding to the goddamn room. He was nervous.

Some place else. This is a zoom based cult. Yeah, or they say that, you know, or if they have some problems with Jeff or Megan, you know, if you say like, I think that Jeff is taking me for a ride, you'll look in the mirror and you say, I am taking myself for a ride. He don't always flip it back on you.

Well, he makes you keep building in to flip itself on you in your own home. That's how we can do it on Zoom. Like he figured out how to do it over Zoom to not even be in the same fucking state as you. How do we do this? You make the podcast, right? Like all of a sudden they're doing their own podcasts

and they're shipping them to us. So we go like, this is not a last podcast standard. Yeah, unfortunately, this is not good enough. You're gonna have to do this again. You're gonna have to do this again and again and again. But do you think it maybe is just rampant, not medicated, anti-social personality disorder? Like some forms of these anti-social personality disorders,

put you in a sort of like a manipulative mindset. Yeah, plus narcissism. Yeah, sure. Those wrinkles, all those wrinkles. Oh, yeah. This guyinkles, all sprinkles, all sprinkles. Oh, yeah. This guy's a very obviously a narcissist. And he also, he gets off, very obviously gets off

on controlling other people. And you can see that most on display in the Twin Flames universe diet. And I use diet in very loose terms here. It's the only cold dive scene that recommends carbs. And once you're to carbolo, it will like you to eat big, heavy red meats because he says, you're under to get yourself

into a loving mindset. You must put yourself into sort of a loving, it's used loving foods, quote unquote, to help. And what he means is like Valentine's Day dinners, like from prom. You know what I mean? It's like a steak, a pile of mashed potatoes,

a glass of red wine. And they eat big hoogies. It's like a deli style rubin for lunch every single day. It's kind of awesome. Yeah, well, I mean, there was this one woman that said that she gained 70 pounds in like a month. Yeah. Like it's insane. And also he liked Megan to be bigger.

Yes. Jeff liked Megan to be bigger. So he was, he's a feeder. Yeah, he's very much a month. It's insane. And also he liked Megan to be bigger. Jeff liked Megan to be bigger. So he was, he's a feeder. Yeah, he's very much a feeder. He likes the control and he likes seeing the control. He likes seeing that like this woman's body is changing because I'm telling her to change her body. I'm making this happen.

And he's also seen it on zoom. He's just like, he's feeling more of the square. No, I think honestly, it makes it sexy, man. I mean, I kind yeah, he's feeling more of the square. No, I think honestly, it makes it sexy, man. I mean, I kind of, I'm a kind of cool. Yeah, I know you're cool. Yeah. I mean, it can, it can work. It definitely can work. But it's a part of you control in your behavior. But the also the problem is is that this woman was like, I am becoming pre diabetic. Like, it's not a healthy way of of like you're not supposed to eat three massive carbohydrates salty ass meals every single day of your life.

Unless you've cleared your blocks. And maybe you would be retaining so much water. It may be someone had some blocks that they had cleared. But this twin flames universe shit. I mean, it's fascinating because it's still going on. Oh, yeah. We're probably going to receive a season to sift to say in this. I that might be true because they're going hard in, especially at the end of the Netflix documentaries, the three different squares of response from the twin flames universe that comes from which both Natalie and I go, we're like, you know, normally if someone's innocent, they don't need three pages of explanations of why they're innocent. But you know, normally if someone's innocent, they don't need three pages of explanations of why they're innocent.

But, you know, like saying how they're all liars and that it's a coordinated group effort to destroy the Twin Flames universe. But honestly, it seems to be doing well. If you look at the website, there's still plenty of Twin Flame unions. Josh and Lisi are crushing it. You got Stigian and Johanna. Well, they are crushing it. You got Stidgin and Johanna. Well, they're crushing it. Well, with the couples, now we come to the most insidious part of the twin flameteen.

Not only with Valentina, that's a good can. That's a good combo right there. Oh, yeah. Well, that's what that is. That actually brings me to, yeah, the most insidious part of it is the problem that twin flames had was that there were. No problem.

There are many problems. We're going to make one of our other shows do a full deep dive into twin flames because we were talking about this because I don't know if it's fully until he kills Megan. Yeah. Then it's last podcast. Because right now we're in the MLM state. But as I said earlier, cults always have to move forward. They have to up the ante.

Yeah. And they cannot stay stagnant. No. And the problem was that twin flames was staying stagnant because the vast majority of the members were women. Oh, they were running out of people to pair people with. They couldn't because at one point, they were like, okay, we have to start.

We can only pair people that are already in the twin flames universe because obviously, these other people that are outside of it, they don't get it. They don't get it. They don't get it. But the problem was. They call, they develop false twin flames universe because obviously these other people that are outside of it, they don't get it. They don't get it. They don't get it. But the problem is. They call the developed false twin flames.

Yes. False twin flames. And so when they realized that most of these people were women and they had already been teaching this thing of like masculine energy and feminine energy for years. And that's the binary system in their world. It's a binary system. Everybody. And they're not homo, you know,

they're not homo folk. They're welcoming of gay couples. They're welcoming of trans couples. But they say that no matter what, you're the masculine, you're the feminine. You're the masculine or you're feminine. And so when they saw that it was nothing but women, they started to convince people that they were trans.

They started, life finds a way. That's literally what they did within the road called. Which is horrific. You know, it's for like, you're a lady. You're like, I am, am I? Yeah, I had a pretty detailed dream last night, you're late. Yeah, well, I mean, they talk to somebody who, they go like this, You're late. Yeah. Well, I mean, they talked to somebody who go like this. They channel flames. Yeah, they go like

Yeah, you somebody's already met you would he met a flame. It's your friend Natalie No, like, but I'm not I'm not I mean, you know, I'm not they're like you're gonna learn. Yeah, you're really like it Well, the worst part about it is that they didn't even like do it that formally. They made a Facebook post where it was just like Jim, like, if I can, Jennifer is going to be with Stephanie. And guess what, guys, Stephanie, you're a man now. Whoa. And there were do I get stuff? Unfortunately, no, is life going to be easier?

No, no, no, not here. No, well, because they had to switch because eventually the eventually the, so the really the goal of twin flames originally was just we hook you up with your soulmate. Yeah, it was like a matchmaker service or like a, you know, a guidance system, but that did it hit its lip. So eventually they started saying because people started coming at them at first because people started leaving being like, well, I came here to find a boyfriend not to be a part of like this massive system because eventually they started to turn into a church.

If he was trying, the thing about Jeff Dumber is that Jeff is really too transparent with the moves that the church is making. He's telling all of them what they're doing and how clever they are and how they're going to become a church. And to be honest, the United States government say what you will, they pay attention to when you are trying to not pay them taxes. Yeah.

Well, he's trying to go post-modern with it. He's trying to say like, yeah, you know what? It'll work cool, Cole. Yeah, we're cool, Cole. I'm telling you the bullshit upfront. I'm just gonna go ahead and be open with all this. You know, he's scamming you. And people are falling for it.

Man, don't, but don't, don't, cause it's still out there. Yeah, it's still out there. But the worst part is that, you know, they are telling people, hey, your trans, which is, it's to the best of my understanding. I hope that I get this right. But the whole point of trans is like, I get to, I get to choose who I am. Oh, no, no, no, no, it's about yourself. Yeah. Marcus. No, not Marcus. You don't get to tell people that they're trans. Yeah. I don't get to tell people whether you're trans. Like you get to decide, you know, or I'm not decide, but you get to,

I don't know exactly the one. So you don't feel that there should be like a department of the government that tells people if they're trans or not. The department of trans. Yeah. I think that that actually would really, you know, like I feel like a really clear stuff up. I'm just saying, I'm really trying to understand. I'm trying to learn'm trying to grow up with you. But the part the worst part about is that you know these people aren't choosing, you know, they are being told. Yeah, and it is an issue. Yeah, that is definitely the worst part. And they're being assigned that you're a lady. Yeah, you're be or I know it's all men. Like they're all assigning you're a man now because they already they have too many ladies. And so there are people within this cult that are like, they've already gone through top surgery

and they're not trans. They're just following what this guy is telling them. They just send them that meme that's just like, you're a man now, baby. You're like, this is how you tell me? You're the man now, dog. Yeah, yeah. With Austin Powers and Sean Connery memes. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, but they don't

like because there was somebody that came out afterwards when they were pushing and pushing like you're a man, you're a man, you're a man, you have masculine energy, you have masculine energy, you don't know that you're a man, but you're a man, go through it, go through it. And then she said that she called up her mother, uh, and her mother was like, are you, do you really feel this way or are you just doing this because they're telling you that you should be doing this? And she said that was the moment when she got out. Because she aren't thankful that she actually got out

because some people don't, some people then double, triple down and all of a sudden they're completely lost. Like that story of the, in the Netflix documentary about the twin sisters where the one sister is just like. God. Yeah. Yeah. Completely gone. But you know, again, this was the Netflix documentary. So we know they they they don't selectively edited documentary. I'm still not pro twin flames universe.

But let's see what happens and how this plays out because they got, they, they're still very active. They're all over social media. They are, they got all their posts. I did the last night. I went to the hashtags. You know, I mean, there's a lot, they do this thing where couples come out. Also, you can kind of see that Jeff Dumber, the head of the entire group is kind of like whitewashing everything with the new baby because now they have the third flame. They're using that baby quite a bit. So I feel like we're gonna end up to a new kind of baby farm period for twin flames universe.

I think we're gonna get into that world. Which is gonna be hard when you've made everybody trans, but then we'll figure that out. I mean, I can turn this into steel babies. I can't wait for penguin for bad returns. But so who knows what's gonna happen? Yeah. But fingers crossed.

Finger, it gets juicy enough for an episode. Let's see, let's see what happens. I mean, there have been many arrests, but we, you know, we're not necessarily in the restraint. You gotta go above a restraining order if you're gonna be on the main feed. But just get you have encouraging stalking is so dangerous. It's horrible.

Because then you just, you know, I've received these texts when you get a because of our business And the people I've met in our business Where you meet these people and they start sending stuff that's like a wall of like you're a mic just so you know You're my twin flame. We're gonna be to get them no matter what I've had prophetic dreams that you and I are gonna be married I'm a man now. You're gay. You're being with me. You don't even like this like really crazy stuff where you're just gonna like, you know, and I would recommend all of my listeners. If you get twin flames, just block. Yeah.

Don't engage because you're not gonna work. They're buried in it. As soon as you see the words, twin flames, get out. I'll catch you on the flip. I'll call one of those guys. What are the guys that come? Reprogrammers. Reprogram is a kid like maybe a guy. Deep program. Some guy coming here and kidnap you, fix you.

You're gonna get one opportunity. Although those are also very controversial. Oh, extremely controversial. You remember that documentary a few years ago about that deep program? Oh, yeah, that guy was something else. Because Kenny was kidnapping people. But I told Jackie if she ever gets sucked into the cult, I don't care about her human rights.

That's what I'm doing. Coming in there, I'm breaking into the compound. I'm stealing her. Right. Even if I got a fucking, I don't know what I got to do to get her out. Or even if I dress as a laundry man. No, that's nice. Or like a pest control guy.

Oh, even better. Yeah. And then I spray her with a bunch of bug spray. Oh, here's your pass right here. I sprayer with a bunch of bug spray. Oh, here's your pass right here. Now you're turning into a Batman villain again. I'm not playing. Well, but speaking of the dangerous people that you meet in the entertainment industry, I finally got my first not Los Angeles true crime story. Welcome. Honestly, it's kind of nice because you were driving around with my mom and Natalie got

a one of those notifications from a citizen. Mm-hmm. A citizen app. I don't know where it's being like bag of severed body parts found in the studio city area. And my mom was like, oh, can we go literally? She was like, oh, can we go see? I was like, mom, full of a Christ.

You just got to LA. But no, I turned out it was connected to this case. It really is like, this is incredible. There is a man named Samuel Bond Haskell IV. He is Hollywood royalty of sorts. He is, I mean, he's attached to Hollywood royalty. Yes, well, he is the son of the former executive vice president and worldwide head of television for W the William Morris agency

And Samuel Haskell senior. Yeah, who is also the recently under fire head of the I believe Miss America competition Yeah, and he was dealing with a little bit Deva. He said a bunch of rude bad things He said we would mean there was some grippies. I think looking at him dance back and forth was bad. You know, I think so. But he was, he was removed from his post. He was. But today what he's doing is he is led of Magnolia Hill productions, which is the production company that makes all the Dolly Parton specials. So this guy, it's not Dolly's fault. Dolly didn't do this. I thought the Christmas special in which she played the homeless lady who came in and sang songs every once in a while.

I thought that one was a bit much. I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would. She came and going like, I want to go. Yeah, I'm sorry, my pussy. I'm sorry, my pussy. Gotta give it a go. Well, I thought that it was going to be like nine to five, but Christmas, like I thought it was going to, I thought Dolly Parton was going to be a character.

No, it's her with the tits out slightly a little bit of soot. You know, just going, do you, I forget what they, I don't know what a good home song is. No, it's just the other. It's just the other. I remember. I remember. Which is always the homeless child song. But I thought it was, but then it ended up being just about like that mean lady who's

in the gilded age and who was in how the grunt stole Christmas and she's just being mean for the whole thing until finally she learns a lesson at the end. It's like, yes, I do what Dully Park and a banjo. I don't need anything else. Well, I want Dully Park to act and then play some songs. I wanted to do both. I'd feel it. Maybe Samuel Haskell was distracted.

It's going on. I think there was maybe, you'd feel it. Maybe Samuel Haskell was distracted. It's going on. I think there was maybe, you know, it was the fun. It was America stuff. And then his sons now killing people allegedly allegedly Samuel Bond. The fourth was booked on suspicion of murder on Wednesday. Detective suspect that he killed his wife and also may have killed his in-laws who are missing, who's not missing is his wife. They found her torso in a dumpster in the back of a strip mall in Encino, which is about

a 20 minute drive from where we are right now. It is very, very unfortunate. This guy seems to have gone off the rails. He did not receive, I'm going to just go in and let him hear and say he did not receive the gift of talent that his father must have. You know, I mean, if you're that level of W me, you've done something correct. You're the entertainment industry never morally. Or, or, you know, not as a man, but as an agent, you've done a lot of things. So I find it really interesting that maybe this guy, I feel, you know, I'm not going to make this judgment call because we don't know, but maybe it seems to sound like at first blush that he was sort of the talent,

last son of a very important man that then had a whole family and a structure put together and he kept trying to make it in the entertainment industry. And he just couldn't do it. And then he went insane and killed everyone. Yes, he did. Well, I mean, for a little bit of an example of his talentless nature, let's hear a couple of TikToks. His handle is tragic streets with a Z. Now, you and I have a, we have a disagreement here. We do. Because I believe this is it. Well, then maybe they do come together. I believe that these videos are Well, then maybe they do come together.

I believe that these videos are him trying to be satirical. I think that he's trying to be funny. Tell me what you think, Robert, because I think that he was, I think he's trying to be funny. I think he was trying to make it all the way through. Right. He was trying to make content that would be somewhat relevant. But then I think that now in light of what he's being accused of, they appear to be extremely sinister. Yeah. I think that this guy is a douchebag of the highest order. I think he believes this is how you do TikTok. Yeah, I agree. I don't think any of these are separate from somebody because the problem with thinking

that you're funny and not being funny is that it's truly one of the most unfortunate personality flaws to have, I think, because you think you're funny. Oh God, it's probably the most annoying personality type on earth. It's hard because like, good, we all love laughter. Everyone loves the laugh of the one loves a jokes, but I think that when it comes down to it, if you're not actually funny,

it then comes across sometimes as very scary. Guess it does. Well, we're gonna go through three TikToks here. So we're gonna ask the audience and we're gonna ask Rob, what do you think? What's at what's the tie breaker here? Because I think that his general, I guess, uh, Mulieu is that he's doing these TikToks. He thinks this is how you do TikTok because he, I don't think he's got a bit overall because I think it's giving him too much credit because he does every once in a while tag a little joke. He does at the end of it.

So let's hear the first one. Yo, real quick, what's good? Like what's up with Brad Pitt trying to like, Comfort Paul Westley's wife, like even though they broke up, but still like, I don't even know, like let me know in the comments, peace. So this is pretty general TikTok. You shout out. He does shout outs, right? He likes to say shout out to you.

He loves shout out. And he especially likes to shout out restaurants that you've been to, which I do understand. But I feel like at this point, we're just standard LA douchebag. Yeah. And by the way, this is a TikTok done in his car while he's driving. Yes. The second one is the exact same position. And it's the same date, by the way, he's wearing the same shirt.

Yeah. Shouts out to Christina. For wearing that rose gold. Girl, yes. I think again, faulty tiktok's, he's shouting out to people that are following him on tiktok. It's in the comments. He's talking back and forth to some random woman that was talking at him. And I also think it's quite sad.

I looked at his hit count and even with being an alleged torso murderer, he still only has like a couple thousand views. It's hard. Great group. Guys, we've seen it. Is it a matter of your trending or not? It's real hard. All right.

And now this third one, this is a adder restaurant after a meal. This is him shouting out the restaurant. I just wanna say shout out real quick to Bamboo over in a moté, Sando, Jingu Maya area. Thank you guys so much for the amazing lunch such a chill classic vibe. Peace, 100.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay, one hundred. And because he says shout out. Yeah. Which I do think is him again. I think he's being funny. No, I think he thinks that's what TikTok because he says shouts out a lot. Which I do think is him again. I think he's being funny. No, I think he thinks that's what TikTok

because he watches everyone. He watches young people on TikTok because he is in his mid 40s, I would imagine. He looks, you know, besides the pop marks and the kind of the weird like distant stare and the uneven eyes and the weird face, like he could be handsome. It may be.

I mean, he also looks like he gets fillers on his lips. I think he gets lip fillers. Yeah. Yeah. Actually now that you say that yes. Yeah, he gets lip, although he does also have a broken nose, which is interesting. I wonder where that's from. Maybe he thinks I would imagine some sort of mental health episode.

What do you think, Rob? I think this is just who he is. Yeah. I think this is just, I think he just gives douchey energy. That's what I'm saying. Is it maybe the very center of being slightly Not funny and scary is that if that's just who you are that's just who we are whether you think you're funny or not Like he's strong. I think that he's trying to catch a vibe. He's trying to do I agree with that. It's really weird

How do you say this? There's no I don't believe there's a an ounce of irony in this man I don't think no I don't believe there's an ounce of irony in this man. I don't think no, I don't think he's joking. He's definitely not murdering it when it comes to his TikTok joke. You are correct. Not, yet, not allegedly murdering it. I wonder because, you know, you know, I'm not saying that you can't embrace new forms of media as you get old. Well, I think it's important to do. I think it's important to age along with what's happening. But I do think that that desperation, the one thing that the internet does really well

is just put a spotlight on if you're desperate or not. Oh, yeah. There's something about it where people can, it just comes through the screen. We're like, I feel like that's why it's the people that kind of like make it, especially in a social media realm. They have, which is largely, hey,

to say this guy's a constructed view of like, and presentation, that you see them, and they just are, you believe them naturally. Yeah, which is the same as casting as you wouldn't television or film or anything else, where if it does does it work If you read as a crazy person on the internet It's gonna be hard to break through unless you have huge debts

I mean it would be very very helpful like if you had that You know what I don't know if he's gonna get his his fathers his legacy I don't know what's gonna happen because he's just got arrested He was on the run for a little bit his father's, his legacy. I don't know what's going to happen because he's just got arrested. He was on the run for a little bit. They have not found the bodies of his wife's may have schools. They've not found her parents yet. Go Sean Lee and Yang Zang Wang. They have not found them. They've called them again and again. They are missing from there. They basically where they should be. Yeah. Supposed to be home. They don't know where they are. I were

probably going to find out a lot more as we go because he might be a confession style. I think that you will enjoy the know it a variety. I really do think you all. And now you have people coming out of the woodwork to say he once threatened me with the machete. He'd know all of these like pictures of him and these like old Facebook clips of him holding a sword and a big red X on his face that are all like just old content he made and they're trying to make it like supersidernster now because it's him with the Jean-Claude Van Dan, little like green beret hat on with the gun and doing all the kind of like you know showing all these pictures and I'm like, look how crazy he was, but he might have just been standard Hollywood on

staple. Yeah. Until one day something just pushed them over the edge. I am learning the stand, I am learning the unstable Hollywood archetype quite well. Yes, everywhere. It takes a while to really notice it, but once you notice it, you see it all over the place. That's our like national bird.

We're like in New York, you still have like the self-important dickhead. Yeah. Right. Who shows up and expects the whole world to kind of stop for them or they're like, you know, interest in all black on a cell phone, like not looking at you like that vibe. In LA, it's a scary. Both eyes are kind of going in different directions, talking to you about either crystals or about the real.

And you, you know, like, but again, you get used to that guy. Yeah. Because he's everywhere. And then you just kind of decide like it or how at what level do I not invite you to my home? Yeah. You know, like, you know, they're going to figure out what that is. Yeah. The level of engagement. Like how fast do I need to pull back from this man? But sometimes they're just funny. Yeah. Sometimes they are. And sometimes honestly, they're just on new meds. And it's it takes a second. And you don't know, you know, I mean, they're on a new, they're being son of their butthole.

You know, like they're on a search to try to figure out like what's going on at the center of their brains. You couldn't make it. They might be a little wobbly. They might be. Well, the thing is about this guy is that he made one of the dumbest decisions I've ever heard a murderer make. And one of the laziest decisions I've ever heard a murderer make. And one of the laziest decisions I've ever heard a murderer make.

He was bringing the bags full of body parts outside of his home and big garbage bags. He saw a van full of day laborers driving by. These poor guys, these fucking, oh man, I feel so sorry for these guys. He flags them down and says, hey guys, I got a bunch of bags of rocks. And they need to get out of here.

You guys, these rocks are bleeding. All right, honestly, it is getting messier. You're gonna messier. You're gonna bun rocks. You're that you ever heard that? No, no, no, no, no, no.

You ever heard that saying, you can't get blood from a stone, turns out you can't. You're well, it's said, no, please, sir. No, we must leave. But they gave him was like 500 bucks a piece, I believe, or total, like saying, will you get rid of these, these bags of garbage? It was way too much cash for taking a bunch of garbage to the dump. But the guys said that they like picked them up and they were, they said, like, this

was wet. Oh, they said they were, these are not rocks. They were soft. They were like, these aren't rocks. And he's like, yeah, no, no, they're, they're, they're Halloween decorations. I mean, I threw away the rocks last week. I mean, they were, they were, these are not rocks. They were soft. These aren't rocks. And he's like, yeah, no, no, they're, they're Halloween decorations. I mean, I threw away the rocks last week. I mean, they're Halloween decorations. Halloween rocks.

Yeah. And so the guys, like, they took it out to the dump and then they were like, okay, like, we don't feel good about this. Like, this is bad. Like, this is bad. This is bad. Think about that. That's crazy money for a day labor.

And they literally were just like, no. Well, they went back to his house and they gave him the money back. And they were like, this is like, we can't do this. This is like, this is horrible. And he's like, but it's just Halloween decorations. What's the problem here? And they said, no, no, no, no. And so they left and they immediately called the police.

But that's the thing they had to go through this whole circuit is scary. That's scary, man. Super. Just call the police, especially on this guy, a wave in cash. You have no idea what the hell is going on. What you were getting yourself involved in. That's very scary. Yeah.

So they called, they called the sheriff's department first who told them to call the LAPD, who told them to call 911. God, it's rear-crushing in here, man. It's great. Especially with how much money these guys get. Oh, yeah. It is just great. I think it just transfer you to three different people.

Like, it's dental insurance. And not a man with active bleeding, like corpses in the garbage bags. Corpse bags. And he's just handing them over to people like, how lazy can you fucking be? I don't know. What's fucking insane?

I guess we're like, well, oh, there are just, well, you're gonna have to call the Halloween decorations department, an hour. I don't help with skeletons and breakdown. But we'll obviously, a lot of stuff is going to come to light.

Yeah. We're going to get more as, I don't think he's going to be silent. I think he's going to fuck it. I think he's going to sing. I think he's going to talk a lot. I think we're going to hear a lot from this man. Yeah. I think his father is going to distance himself because we haven't seen a comment from him. They all keep saying no comment from the father. Yeah. Of course. And so we'll see where that goes. I'm guessing his relationship with Dolly is taking a hit right now. It's hard because what are you gonna do?

You're getting, you're like, you know, he's probably saying a dollar right now. You met him. Right? You knew, you even probably said to me multiple times, you know, he gonna do something bad in your life. And you're gonna be like, Dolly, you gotta stop being so wise. Dolly Pardon doesn't talk like a force cop.

I know. I'll tell you what. Sayoram, you need to think about the news. I find that character, I find that character offensive. I love Dali. I'm not going to. I just don't know how to do the sweet southern voice. It'd be more like,

well, I just told Sam that he just had a problem and I just didn't know what to do with it And and I told him likes you got to get your boy in a control never speak to Sam directly again Don't talk to him anymore. All right. I guess I'm just gonna go give more books to poor children because I'm most wonderful woman alive She is she really is she really fucking is a fucking treasure a national treasure All right, let's talk about this is a story. This is a good little Less involved story, but it's one of my favorites when you get into like for true crime This story about the woman poisoning the boyfriend over the three 30 million dollar inheritance. This is insanely stupid because it's just I'm gonna recommend something to all

you guys. We, you know, we always say we're not supposed to like help murderers. But like, don't just tell everybody poison. You know what I mean? Don't just tell people that you poison somebody. And also there's an advice to people that don't want tell everybody poison. I mean, don't just tell people that you're poison somebody. And also there's an advice to people that don't want to be murdered. If you're about to come into a windfall of money and maybe your long, long term girlfriend, you've been avoiding Mary for very specific reasons that you don't want to articulate to her or to anyone else, right? Probably because you're afraid of her. Yeah, or you're, you don hurt or to anyone else, right? Probably because you're freighter. Yeah.

Or you're, uh, you don't like her. Yeah. Right? Are you, are you, are you just, you know, you're complacent? Do what you got to do again is if you're going to come into some money, disappear. Don't tell her. That's a problem with this case. Is the guy wasn't coming into money.

Oh, God, no. This is an incredible story. Everybody's so stupid in this poor story. He's poor fucker. This is a minute now. Term God, no, this is an incredible story. Everybody so stupid in the sport stories, poor fucker. This is a minute now, term, minute, North Dakota. Mano, probably, I know, my not now, I'm not saying it everywhere possible. I'm not a woman killed her boyfriend by poisoning because both believed that he was about to receive a $30 million. I think the operative words there Believe believe. So, but then family members of Steven Edward Rydley, Jr. the deceased and his accused killer Ina Thea, Kenow or 47 of Mano.

They had fallen for an online scam. Yeah. He was never going to get that money. It was, it was such an obvious scam. It was the long lost relative scam is that, you know, I've got to just send money saying, Hey, a lawyer is going to meet you in a parking lot. Never going to happen. That doesn't work like that. You have to call the lawyer several times often. And a lot of times you got to pay him up front. Yeah. You got to give me all your banking information

and then only then can I transfer $35 million from a long lost relative. 30, don't you think if you had a relative who had $35 million, like they wouldn't have talked about that shit, or they wouldn't have showed up in some cool gas clothing or like did something like show up in a brand new world's voice. Well, it's a long lost relative. So it's like, it's somebody that you never heard of. This is like your third, this is your third cousin twice from a race with her spoon filled. It does not happen. Third cousin twice removed. He doesn't have any living relatives and we tracked it down and you are there next to Ken there. Yeah, I gotta say. Yep, you got all the guys guys at trash plant. I ain't gonna believe it's me.

I'm not here. I'm not here. I ain't getting it. I'm not doing that much of life's about to change. And then your girlfriend poisons you with anti-freeze before you get the money because she believed that she is your common law wife, even though common law marriages don't exist in North Dakota. So you get you don't get the money twice weights, but really just comes down to he finds out

he gets his email saying you're going to meet this lawyer. We're getting this money. Boom. You got your wife, quick, come, come along, wife, long time bro, you had her. And by the way, common law wives are just meaning she's here. I mean, it might mean some in some places. I guess it does. In some states it does.

Yeah. But not here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, her, yeah, I'm about me $30 million. I see your fucking dumping poor ass over ass. I'm fucking on employment line. Bye. I don't know when he told her he was gonna break up with her. I was that mistake. Never tell anybody you're coming into money. But it doesn't say anywhere in, oh yes, it does. He planned to break up with her

and had no plans to share the money with her. And I don't know how he told that. Maybe she discovered, maybe that's one of those things that she discovered. We have a find that in the trial that she discovered that somewhere, maybe in an email. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't just say, well, things are about to change here. There's nothing about to change. An involvement of you and me, you know, me mean? Like I don't think it's gonna happen.

So I'm gonna find this out, right? He's gonna leave her. So then she just poured fucking antifreeze into his beer. Yeah. And then he sucked. It's just so hot. Cause he was like, yeah, God. Just taste the meal.

I'm like, are you sure it tastes funny? It's good. It's good. It's good. No, no, you're sweet. It's good. It's good. It's good. No, no use wation. I don't have any fun with Victor. I ain't got that $30 million yet. Well, let's see. He's drinking that beer like half with like it looks half blue. He's drinking right greens and drinking real life. Yeah, a lot of changes around

here. A lot of things are gonna change. That's gonna be where the pool table's gonna be. That's where you used to sleep. And that's where my new Godzilla arcade game is gonna be. That's where you used to stare. If now on ain't gonna be no skunk keystone nights for me. That's gonna be it. Mikalobe Ultra all the way.

That's the way it's the champagne of my beers. And I'm gonna get a first tap. When you're gonna feel good. She sat there and watched him Ryzen pain for 12 hours until he died because she kept telling him. Man, that's that revenge.

Yes, he's just going to. Oh, it's like you got sunstroke, Steve. No. Thank God you're here with me because I have direct train with how to deal with sunstroke. Oh, that's all she's telling him. She's been like, sunstroke, you just got to ride it out. Meanwhile, he says like, oh, fuck it down. Oh, fuck it down here.

Oh, that's, that's sun. it down here. Oh, that's son. Next time you better drink a gatorade because I could see it in your face. You've been stroked by that son to death. But yeah, it's very fucked up because yeah, it's, huh, God, law and crime also, the YouTube channel is going to good breakdown of it. But the incredible thing about it is not only was the money, not real, but common law marriage. She wasn't even going to get even, like that's because she believed that since they've been together for so long that they were common law married.

So anything that was going to come to him was going to go to her as well. So I guess she got him, I guess she poisoned him because she figured that if we move, if he kicks me out, we're not going to be common law married anymore. The moment I step out of that fucking door, I don't think that the plan was executed by geniuses. I think that she saw this because that's even incorrect because you understand that it's probably one of the most traceable. They found it immediately. They said his mouth smelled like antifreeze.

Yeah, they found a Windex bottle, contain a bright green liquid in their living room, a glass beer bottle, and a plastic mug containing the same liquid was found in the garage. Yes, it was just out there. Yeah, she did not try to hide her crime in any way whatsoever. No, and it was again, it's very, very easy. So guys, straight up, you have to think harder. If you're going to do this thing harder, if they just skateboard top of the stairs, they got to way to do it. Throw a fucking toaster in the pool. Well, first of all, Google is common law marriage as saying in North Dakota. There's even, like, you look it up, figure it out.

Like, say, like, if a common law married couple, if one of them dies, does everything go to the common law wife? Let me get married since we're all for it. Let me get married since we're all for it. Let me get married since we're all for it. Let me get married since we're all for it. Let me get married since we're all for it.

Let me get married since we're all for it. Let me get married since we're all for it. Let me get married since we're all for it. Let me get married since we're all for it. Let me get married since we're all for it. Let me get married since we're all for it. Let me get married since we're all for it. Let me get married since we're all for it. Let me get married since we're all for it. success to North Dakota. Ask again. To common law wives. This is the North Dakota. Ask again. This is like God fucking damn it. I'm just gonna say yes.

I'm just gonna say yes. He's leaning towards yes. That's it. It's again. You can't trust anyone. You really? I think you just, you just can't trust morons. You know what? You know what? You know what? you know what this really is about?

Break up. Break up. Just break up. Don't wait until you get the fake $30 million in here. And it's not going to play. It's never going to work out like that. Yeah. It's never coming for you.

All right. There's no, if you're miserable now, guess what you're going to be with $30 million. Misurable, but rich. Yep. And guess what? If you don't want to fuck up, you're just as miserable what you're gonna be with $30 million. Measureable, but rich. Yep. And guess what? You know what's fucked up? You're just as miserable when you're rich.

Mm-hmm. You won't even, you don't think that yet, sir. Yeah, he's gonna get a new set of veneers. They're immediately getting a ruin. Yeah, he's not gonna know to smoke any fun or drink a case, no one on top of it. He's not gonna know how to take care of it. He's gonna go into that dealership and he's gonna buy

that $125,000 Dodge Ram, not knowing that they price it $125,000. So you will buy it. Yeah, yeah, it's the idea. You're not gonna get, yeah, it's just not gonna last as long as you think it's gonna last. No, then the taxes come out and then you find that it's all fake. Yeah, I mean, it's never been there. It never came. Yeah, some taxes aren't coming anyway.

No, nothing's happening. No, nothing's gonna change. No, you're just what's gonna happen is you're gonna get the last, your last $700 strained out of your fucking bank account, and then you're gonna be fucked. Like that's it. You're gonna be on the phone to Wells Fargo, yelling about how you got scammed. Guess what, Wells Fargo's gonna say,

Wells Fargo fuck yourself. Ah, ah, ah, you got him. You got him. All right, here we go. We got one more. This is like, this is kind of feeds into, I got a lot of messages. Number one about just fucking corpses. Yeah, cross the board.

I got some pushback from an undertaker that did say that he's never seen a pussy in large by death. Because he's never seen a hanging death. I don't know. And that's the other thing is that if you listen to what I said, is I did not say that it happened days or weeks later, I said that it happened immediately after the death.

So by the time the undertaker got to the body, go hang a woman. Go hang a woman and then look at it. By the time the undertaker got to the body, if the vagina was swollen, during like, how many is he hanging under the gallows? He's an undertaker. When we understand, you know, people die by suicide from hanging, but I would also say that the vagina probably the swelling lesson, or I mean, is he looking at it with, is he looking at it with the magnifying glass? I don't know. He did not see the vagina before. So I think it's LPL HTML.com. Have you seen it? How big is a vagina hanging? How low is

your labia going? Because then I wonder if the father comes and sees your dead corpse and then just, we're on that hanging out. Regardless, I'm pushing back on the pushback. Thank God. Hey, this is bad. It's a conversation, ongoing conversation with the audience. Did anyone write in about my penis question? What was the penis question again? The penis question is if it would be possible to use a pump to engorge a penis to erection a size, whether that pump be manual or hydraulic. I got it, took seven minutes to jerk off an elephant.

Seven minutes and 30 minutes of four-play. I am looking this up. Does it say anything about the fucking pump? penis pump. Well, it's because because of the the congealed blood So guess and no, I mean if we can come back next week with it or we got to after the Thanksgiving holiday, we can come back with it. I'm sure there'll be plenty of mortuary assistance and undertakers and corners and so on and so forth. I find a very exciting about it. I'm asking specifically now on side stories LPL at gmailmail.com answer my penis question. Can a penis become engorged again?

The penis of a corpse becoming gorge with I'm just and I'm just going to go to the manual penis. I got here. We didn't know a topsie one time on a dude with a penis bump. He was a raging alcoholic. Apparently the 90 died. He did a bunch of drugs and drink a handle of rum when they found him. He had porno on and his penis was in his hand. The man who prepped the bodies for us before autopsies was a sweet gentleman from Sri Lanka to spoke to the English. My coworker tried to deflate his penis but instead it made it harder. Poor guy didn't know that a penis pump or a thing I thought my coworker was a pervert. We later explained to him that what was going on and that my coworker was not into stroking dead

guys. So they used a peanut pump to deflate his hard penis that had been remained hard in death. That doesn't answer my question. We also had a chick come in wanting a mold of her dead boyfriend's dick. Yeah, I've heard of that. I've heard of that happening quite often actually.

Yeah, I think there isn't there an urban legend that's someone that there's a mold of Jimmy Hendrix's dick going around. Yeah, for that. Yeah, I think there was a woman who did molds of rock star penises there for a little while. And I think there is a mold of Hendrix's quite impressive shlong. I'm a former hospice nurse and I'm listening to your episode. When you brought up people putting in penis pumps in the corpses before having a go and

maybe think of this one body I had to clean up. My guy had a penis pump and it was broken. Dude was always sent me hard when we cleaned him up and his penis rolled around. That's still a sense of my question. That's a living hell. That is a dying man. I feel like a dead man. See, medical student, urologists, do a lot of work with penises.

Okay. Penises made a three distinct tubes. Okay. This is more like we're getting into the penis expert with urologists. The other tubes, sorry, two guy, like the bottom tube is the re-throwing layer of muscle. That's hollow. Sure. Cynthia plaster caster.

That's the woman who did all of the caster's of various rock stars. Oh, how cool. Yeah, look at these little penises. There are no there's a procedure when you hollow out these boner tubes. That's for the inflatable penis implant. The surgeries for anyone with the reptile dysfunction were failed pills and injections. In order to install the implant and you're all just will take a patient to the OR and put them to sleep. The tubes are dilated and hollowed out using metal rods. The tubes are then filled with long balloons that the patient can then inflate using a pump

and his scrotum. So you squeeze on his balls. That also doesn't answer my question. I was saying it's a boss. I would also say that that is way too involved for a necrophiliac. I think that's what I'm saying. I think what we're saying here is that, is that, do I think what that answers is that the penis pumps are much harder to install than we think that they are. Yeah, I think they're far more difficult. You kind of have to do a lot of stuff.

But on the other hand, I think they're more difficult difficult. You kinda have, yeah, you have to do a lot of stuff. But on the other hand, I think they're more difficult if you want the penis to stay intact and usable for the rest of a person's natural life. Whoa, that's Jimmy Hendricks plaster cast penis. I told you. I told you. It's very, very thick. Wow, that is very thick, penis.

He didn't deserve that. What? He's a guitar. Oh, so you're saying that because he was so good at guitar and singing and songwriting and everything when it comes to music. Well, he couldn't talk. That's where the huge dick comes from. He really couldn't talk. But that's because he communicated through music. He was so into that idea that he actually had a plan before he died where they were he was going to make a music commune in Woodstock where people could exclusively communicate with each other through

music. So glad that he had a heart. He had a heart. He had a fucking tambourine. He had such a hard time expressing himself, you know, verbally, like he could communicate emotion and all these other things through music that he couldn't communicate verbally. So that was his dream that he was going to do right before he died. I'm glad that that didn't happen for him.

Well, it would last at about six months. Also, just then we know what happens. See, NewsU, Iceley, as soon as everyone's playing flutes, the talk, all were playing flutes to talk. Guess what flutes can't do. Say yes or no. The sex. No, because if you go like you're

You say no me like no, I don't want to have sex with you Jimmy You can absolutely Like I say you know when you want to have sex with them. No, it's like you could just tell someone's like you can codify it All at the very beginning and you can say it's like okay if you want to say yes to sex with the flute You can play like the part to like Peter in the wolf like Yes, to sex with the flute, you can play like the part to like Peter in the wolf like You don't know the fucking so I can't get sex at all. I don't know how to read sheet music The dumbest thing I've ever heard What well I can imagine

I can imagine they could make exceptions for people who know how to play with their mouth the good know how do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Get he got sung by a B back to back Someone get his happy pen that means happy pen that means happy pen Well, I'm glad he just stuck to play in music and having a huge cock and now he's dead. Oh man. That's where that gets you He had an accident. It wasn't his fault. He had an accident. He wasn't his fault. He had an accident. We've lost out on so many years of incredible music. Who knows what he could have done. I mean, I feel like he could have done some good stuff. He might, I mean, who knows what he was going off into like this experimental jazz direction. It would have been incredible.

Like, it just would have been absolutely incredible. I like jack opa stories. Oh, yeah, you do. D- do you do you do you do you do well, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Oh, well, I was going to do the stories, but the guy asking people to eat their shit to buy their shit. Oh, that's what you were going to talk about. That's what you were going to talk about.

Oh, yeah, then we have the other corpses. Yeah. We actually have the corpses. I thought you were going to talk about corpses because you start talking about corpses. No, you want, okay, we can talk about the shit story because there's not just a corpse story. Yeah, I do. Do the corpse.

We can do both. We can do both. Yeah, there was a guy that, you We can do both. We can do both. Yeah, there was a guy that, you know, the community reported him because he was messaging people on Facebook asking if he could buy their shit so we could eat it. Yeah, that's the guy. Hey, but then he got in trouble because he started asking them. For real?

He had any little sisters. Yeah, which had always too close to the sun on wings of a pedophile. Yeah. Curious curiosity kills the cat. Yeah, heh. Curious. Curiosity kills the cat. Yeah, he is. I mean, I would say that. Right. And I am wondering if I might be interested in selling

a faceys. It could be in a container or something like that. I know it may sound odd. So no worries if you're not interested. So I'm saying this, opening salvo is quite polite. The person immediately said, how much? It says, how much it? How much is it a porch pickup?

I could do between 150 and 200 bucks for a little top where are you shit? He said, each time if that might work. So 150, somewhere between 150 and 200. So does that mean that he's gonna be charging based upon volume each time? I would, I'd pay him a little bit of volume. Like if you're the galsons and you're getting the premade.

Size. You know what I mean? Like, because you know sometimes, you're like, fill the big one. Yeah. And I mean, that's what I'd say. Fill the big one. Like, you give them a small one, but like, see how much we can get in there.

And then you squeeze it tight. I mean, pack this one tight, pack it up. You know what I just realized? I was thinking about a woman squatting and shitting in a, in a tupperware. Yeah. What? Because-

Oh, just now. Yeah, I just now. No, yeah, I just last night. No. Not, not last night. And maybe I, you know, I know we asked a question similar to this on the stream. The, do you pee when you poop? Yeah. Yeah.

Actually, we worked out pretty good. A lot of people do. I don't always. Did we, did we break it down between male and female? We did. We did. It was pretty even. It was pretty even. So, yeah, so women do pee when they poop as well.

But I would imagine who- The holes are closer. From what I've heard. Okay, you know, my got notes to make this show dumber, so I'm trying to follow suit. Yeah, I'm certain that some of these got some piss in there. Yeah, I'm sure they get a little bit. Do you think that ruins it for him?

Oh, that's what he sees. Oh, he does what he sees. Because that imagine he doesn't want a watery, I'd imagine he wants logs. He wants logs. Yeah, and so you know what? Beggars can't be choosers. I mean, he's not a beggar, he's a buyer.

Customers always write. So it's kind of beneath your daddy's education. This is capitalism 101 supplied to me. I just hear me, man. I legitimately, you might be pissed, but again, I feel like if you're straight up cold calling people to ask their sh-by their shit, again, it's whatever shows up. You played it in the audience that arrives. Yeah. And where he could, well, but where he crossed the line into illegality was in another

message where he asked, do you have younger sisters? Well, you know what's funny is that it's interesting because this person decided to not dox them. A person put this to this whatever they were like the Derham post or ever in Canada. Another, that's why this was brought to my attention because it's another Canadian shitheader. Is this Canadian or is this? Oh, Durham, Canada. Another, that's why this was brought to my attention because it's another Canadian chit leader. Is this Canadian or is this Canadian? Oh, Durham, Canada. I thought it was. I thought it was UK. Oh, we're all going to different places. But you know what? They eat shit in every way on this world. And the other is one thing you want

to bring us all together. North Carolina. We're long. For that. No, no, no, no, no, no, I ain't no bone for poop. No, I actually feel like the North Carolina is North Carolina. North Carolina. North Carolina. North Carolina. North Carolina. North Carolina. North Carolina. North Carolina. North Carolina. North Carolina.

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You can not. I mean, I guess you could file this under solicitating minors. Yeah, I would just be like, Hey, we should look at this guy. He's right. He's right. By shit. I feel like there's weirdly, I think that there are more appropriate ways in avenues to go by human shit for consumption. Appropriate avenues? Yeah. Yeah. I would imagine.

Good to pet life. Good to pet life. Right. What's pet life? Oh, Marcus. How do I know pet life in you? Don't I don't. It's a website. It's a social media network for people who like to get their dickhole. Yeah. Yeah. Fetish a pet life. Oh, okay. You go to pet life, I bet you. Maybe side stories LPL, gmail.com. I'd love to know the guide way for those of you that are way more experienced in me within the sex work community.

How would someone go about and legit buy some shit? Yeah. Well, I mean, the problem is I don't know if you can mail shit. Like how are you gonna, because that's the thing, if you're going on the internet, how you gonna, that's why this guy's going on Facebook. What do biologists do? What does zookeepers do?

This guy's, that's why this guy's going on Facebook marketplace because he wants a local, he wants a fresh, he wants a warm. Well, that's different. I think it's because he also wants a nowhere to come from. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, because he can't, he's not just gonna buy random shit off of some stranger.

He is though. But he wants something to be local. Yeah, I think it's just because you understand how to get on a plane. It's gonna get dry. I mean, how are you, because that's the thing you're gonna, but unless you get,

man, where the pee comes in. And let's, that's what keeps us to, unless you get a professional and a professional might know the proper way. So if you are going on the internet, then if I, if I poop in a box of mail to someone,

what charges could I face? Is this quote? No, I love the note. It says, no, I want to emphasize that I don't plan. And actually doing this, I'm just curious about it. Oh, and this is a revenge thing. Suppose there's someone I really don't like to express my hatred to this person. I decide that symbol is, it would speak louder than words.

So I relieve myself in a box of mail. So what says at the end? What is the answer? How are the following factors? Well, they have a box and mail it. So what says at the end? What is the answer? How are the following factors? Well, they have a lot of different factors. How would the following factors determine the legal consequences, the existing relationship, if any, between the and the recipient? The state in which the sender and the recipient lit.

Also, they're wondering if your cross state lines have become a felony. The state in which the sender and recipient live, whether or not I also wrapped the quote unquote payload in something. Hey, this is that we're here. It says this right here. Uh, while it is illegal to harass others by sending them poop, it's the harassment that is illegal. It is entirely legal to get poop shipped to someone or even to yourself for entertainment

or gag purposes. Interesting. So there's no by a lot because I figured this would be like a bio has. I think this comes down to Brett Kavanaugh Come down to the Supreme Court Like what is the intent? What is the purpose of this? What what what achievement? Oh, we try to get Mm-hmm. I guess we're gonna find out Yeah, cuz we're here not necessarily seeing as bowel cancer screening here in the UK includes sending

Your feces through the mail. Interesting. Interesting. That is quite interesting. I don't know. Oh, not if it's for medical purposes. As you say, you have to list it as a biohazard. Yes, that's what I get.

That's what I fear. It has to be a biohazard. But then if you label a box biohazard, jokes are ruined. Also, these guys are just straight up just like these don't go on the internet. Because they're just saying whatever. This is all just guys just saying. Are you looking at Quara? Yeah.

Again, like mailing poop is perfectly legal. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh God. Yeah. Can you legally mail your feces as a gag gift to people you don't like? You would need to check the postal regulations. Hey, here it says giving to your eccentric smelling. So this is also interesting. This is Jeff Dre says he says, can you legally mail your feces FECES, right? As a gag gift. And he says, given your eccentric smelling of faces at ACES, which is like, no, you're the difficult dude. You're the one. That's how you spell feces.

Passes, passes. No, it's Fee. Fee, okay, there's Fee. We've been doing this for 20 years. We have had the face. We've had this discussion. We have the Fasees versus feces. It's Fee, yes.

It's never passes. It's sometimes faces. I think maybe in England it's faces. This is why we succeeded. Face. It's really loud. We're attention to detail. It says here, it's faces, it's a noun.

It's British. Yeah, that. Yeah, faces. I know my people. I'm gonna do fucking everything different. Color, aluminum. Killer. Anime. Face. This is very, very American. We really got to the core of this, Everything different color aluminium killer Adamin

Hey, this is very American really got to the core of this this is great stuff. This is the purpose of the show It's like that. They say pedophile. Yeah, I hate that. It makes it worse Pedophile. Yeah, you think it's worse. I feel like it makes it it sounds it sounds too fun Yeah, it does again. It sounds like yeah, it sounds like the mayor of a fake town It sounds like a character from one of those was a old like their shersholt and shart characters the oh you're talking about h.ru puff and stuff The mayor of it. Yeah, the h.ru puff and stuff land is this pido file. Yes. All right. Here we go. Let's use some listen to emails Let's do it and we can possibly cover the corp story on We'll do it next week. We'll do it on true crime roundup. Yes

Now this is I this I'm reading this story because it is really important to know this lesson and to keep this lesson close to your heart I Check a trip to Lucia with a group of friends freshman year of college to visit the family of one of our friends on the trip Who is from Baton Rouge. During this trip, we ventured over to Nola and the French Quarter. There are multiple Marie-Liveaux and Voudou shops, but there's one specifically that claims that is the original Marie-Liveaux Voudou shop, which is, yeah, we've seen that, it's great. Yeah, it's a cool place. It's great. I mean, it's a little touristy, but overall, you get a good vibe. Yeah, of course. It's a little shit, but also touristy. Yeah.

So inside there are two altars in different locations in the store, one in Marie Levoe and the other to the devil. One of my friends is the type that you can't take your eye off or they will get into mischief. Sounds difficult to be around. I don't know what that means. I feel like that shouldn't be past six years old. One of my friends is the type that you can't take your eye off

or they will get into mischief. Yeah, that is, that is a thing you apply to a toddler, not to a grown adult. Well, I feel like that's acceptable until you're 25. I mean, 22. Yeah. I give people a little bit more leeway with these days. I mean, come on, adolescence lasts until you're like 46 now. Things are more serious in them. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. All right. So I noticed him standing around the Marie Leveau altar a little longer than the other merchandise. There were multiple beautiful rocks placed in the altar, so I figured he was just admiring it.

We continued our trip without a hitch until we started to head back to Arkansas from Baton Rouge. About an hour into the drive back, my friend asks, I want to see something cool. I unfortunately said yes to what she showed me a very pretty rock that I'd seen on the altar from the day before. I kind of freaked out because I don't like to mess with the paranormal or the supernatural. You are correct. Yes.

You should have freaked out. Especially the queen of New Orleans voodoo's fucking altar. No, you don't fuck with the Marine Levo. No. And about an hour after showing me the rock one of the three cars Had a tire explode while driving and then one of the cars got pulled over and when getting back to Arkansas Our room had flooded but the strange part was that the damage was localized just to the members of our trips Apartments, but a week later one of the girls from the trip developed an extremely bad case of bronchitis

They took right of school Now is either the perfect storm of coincidence or real legitimately got cursed. And this happened at the start of 2020. And when the world shut down due to COVID, it was always in the back of my head that it was because my buddy stole that goddamn rock. Jesus. But I do think that when it comes to voodoo, there's certain things.

I do believe that the power of the belief within it does work no matter what you think about it. Well, voodoo is also very misunderstood. Very much understand. Very misunderstood. Yeah, everyone always thinks of voodoo dolls though, always think of the negative aspects of it. No, I just got extremely powerful.

I just got this incredible record a couple of weeks ago called a voodoo rituals in Haiti. It was from the 60s and it recorded these actual like, if this guy was able to get in and actually record these voodoo rituals in Haiti and they were boisterous. They were joyful. Oh, it's beautiful. It's a very beautiful religion. It's a very beautiful religion. Yeah.

And the way that they celebrated it, like it really like put you in there. But it's scary too. And I thought that the record was gonna be scary, but it wasn't at all. Like it was extremely pleasant to listen to. I'm gonna be checking it out again this weekend. I'm giving it a second listen. I can't wait, I can't wait.

Give it to me. No, you have a record player? No. Yeah, so why would you want it? I hear songs through the windows from other places. I Hear I when the neighbors turn up I lose that way. You are the one you just got your big audio file I could do it more but problems. I don't collect the records Yeah, you really really collect them. Oh, yeah

No, I love collecting the records like to the point where I have like multiple Pressings of the same record yeah, because I like to have like I like looking at the sleeve I like having it I like to hear the differences like looking at the sleeve I like having it I like to hear the differences sometimes there's different songs on different pressing sometimes I'll even get a record that doesn't have the song that I love on it because they only put it on the second pressing after the single got bit I just completed my David Ike collection we have different thanks yes we have very different things maybe that's a a hint. And what maybe to come?

Does that mean that we're going to do a big series on the different pressings of shocking blue records? Yeah. Buck a lot. Uh, the Danish pressing and the English pressing. There's a lot of different stuff. Buck a lot. They used the back cover for the front cover on the American pressing and it includes Venus where the actual

original pressing but Danish president didn't have Venus because Venus was cover was released as a single after the The album came out. No, it's not easy. It's fascinating of you're here Hey, we're here fast and for more little tidbits like that come and join the no dogs live stream every other monday on twitch.tv slash LPN TV. We're going to be coming back the week after Thanksgiving with a new stream. We have a this great segment called vinyl haul. That sounds great. It's honestly. It's great. Yeah. I take records out of my collection and we go through them and talk about them.

Last time we talked about this disco record from a band called Meco that did a disco version of the Wizard of Oz soundtrack. That's incredible. It's their version of Ding Dong, which is dead. It's fucking great. And that's not neat at all. It is right the mainstream. I'm showing you exactly what everybody's in. I'm actually right now forming a collection of different versions of Ding Dong, which is dead. And so far I've got five.

She's right. I love this. I love this. It's a detail. We do your LPN. And speaking of that, just so you know, I'm that was there was a long letter that I'm not going to read. Basically, just answers the question we had last week. No Egyptians do not have sex with cats.

They do not have sex with cats. They just worship them. Although during certain festivals, cats were sex adjacent. That is, that's so that's the closest they can find. My house dogs are unfortunately sex adjacent more than I want them to be. All right, I got to, you got to come out of the room. Yeah. I don't even want him in the house. I don't like it because every time we, we always, we always make a believe.

Cause I don't like to watch. Oh no, we always kick Georgie out of the room, but the problem is that when we open the door afterwards, she's always sitting there. Yeah, of course. But wait, wait, wait and first, because she loves to be in the room with us when we hang out. She doesn't scratch. Thankfully, she just lays there.

And then when she, you know, it's a corgi, corgi is a very judgmental looks on their face. So I get judged. I feel like every time we do in a mom, we do the mother in there. Um, all right. We did it. We did it this week. We got a bit of a true crime roundout last podcast left. We're going to go, we are taking our little Thanksgiving break, but we are not. The show is going to be here. We have a fantastic long form interview with one of our heroes coming out next on during the Thanksgiving break. Really fucking excited. This week, we also, for last podcast, we have an announcement on these new ass, these

new fucking funky ass beans. Yeah. We're going to love this new fucking coffee line. Honestly, according to my mother and retomas. I can't even dish is so delicious. She just went, I don't even need my splendor. She had, oh Henry Thomas, this is just, this is your beans. Looks like, yeah mom, get out of my house. It was so nice to see your mother this weekend. Yeah, it was really nice to hang out. Yeah, she did good. Yeah, she was great. No, we talked about her HFAC system. Oh, yeah, house back home. That's a big problem. Yeah, you know, but that's we talk about all

the rats handled all the handling that. We've been working on that. We've really been working on that from afar. God, it's fascinating. I love it. But it's nice because like I'm a new home owner. My mom to a Warner Brothers tour and then the first things She says to the tour guide me like my sons In like they know if they knew You mean like they don't need to it's actually the saddest thing in the world Well my parents just went to Savannah, Georgia and I haven't talked to them yet So I don't know what exactly they did, but I know they went on a ghost tour and I'm very much wondering them yet so I don't know what exactly they did but I know they went on a ghost

tour and I'm very much wondering if my mom like you know my son he's he's sort of the Lord of ghosts That's interesting interesting. Yeah great Why isn't here then But if you have my parents on your ghost tour last week send us an email at size stories LPL at gmail.com And honestly rate. I want to you to rate them. Rate and review. Don't rate my mother. Please don't rate my father. No, no, not rate rate. I said rate You said rate. We both said rate. I said rate. I said rate two Do rate your mother.

No, don't rate my mother. My mother is beyond rating. Price is beyond, she's priceless. Yeah, she's a priceless. She's a, I tell you your father, 25 grand for your mother. Oh, gosh. That's awful. That's awful.

That's awful. I'm going to get a call from my fucking dad. They went, I'm going to get a call from my dad and say like, you tell that mother To call for my brothers She is priceless every single one of my family members of prices. I love my family already got them I think you guys Hale Satan. We'll see you next week. Yeah, I'll game. We'll talk to you later. Bye

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