Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Under Pressure

Episode Date: June 21, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news as Henry returns from his Florida trip reeling, Ben breaks down which countries are "packin' the most meat", The "Is Arnold sexy?" debate rages on, Time running out for five OceanGate Submarine passengers lost at sea while exploring the wreckage of The Titanic, Doc Antle convicted for Wildlife trafficking in Virginia, 64-year-old Penn State professor arrested after being caught in public places masturbating and sexually abusing pet dog while filming it all on his iPad, Harvard Medical School morgue manager charged with stealing and trafficking human body parts in a massive multi-state scheme, a fishy Hero of the Week, Listener Emails, and More!

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories. I'm feeling the lid. That's one of the cannonballs from started. Side storage. Side storage. Yes. I'm going to come back from Florida. It feels okay.

Come. You were really calm. Come. I know. I can't even say your worm. And then when I think of worms, I think, come, come, come, come. Always, I feel like when I come back from Florida, it is like getting the bends or like not, it feels like you went back from Florida. I think the bends sometimes feel like, I'm going to live you six and a half inches of bends.

I can't even fucking also, did did you know there was a study out about penis sizes America out of the 90 countries they did it with, 60th, 40th. Sorry. I don't even know that. No, 60th. You know, I just get a decompress. I'm coming back from Florida.

It takes some time. I feel like I'm rising to the surface like a scuba diver. You know, so I don't get the bubbles in my blood that aren't just there because of that way we live. Isn't that the most dangerous part coming back up? That's how it is. That's what they always say. But crazy. Can I ask you something? Yes. Just my face. Like when you look at my face, like imagine you're seeing me for the first time. Oh, okay. Does it say like, Hey, show me every scar you have. Like, when you see my face, you're like, oh, that's a man. I want to make sure.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Why, it's because of my approachable? No, it depends on the mood. If you are truly, if you're smiling, if I don't know you, I just don't have a job.

I could see it. Yeah, I mean don't. I'm a Johnny guy. I could see it. Yeah, I mean, you're what, why? I mean, what happened? I was, so we were cleaning up my parents garage and we got, we met the closet. I got, you know, we met Joe dirt. This man came, no. The man that the, the, the, uh, non-Hollywood version of Joe dirt.

I love Joe dirt. I don't even know if I want to say his name. Let's just say it was Junk Man Joe. Did he do stuff like laugh is like a garden, you got a picket? No, no, no, Jodour spun. It's fun, something like that. This guy's not, this guy's,

if you actually met Jodour, it's who he'd be like. And so this guy, you shut up, wet. You know what I mean? He's hair is wet, but he's like, he was sweaty. It was freshly moose. He was like, wet, I'm like, wet, was sweaty. He was freshly moose. He was a whiff. I'm like wet.

Yeah, crunchy. Don't you want someone to show up that's a junk remover with moose? A moose in their hair. He's classy. It keeps him together. Also, you know what? Most of the time people throw things away because they're going through divorce. You know how much

Oh, that man has done with his moose in his hair. They call me the wife drain. I can't you before they go down the pipe. Oh, he showed up. You know, he gives us this whole spiel. He's a very practiced like speech of what you're supposed to do. And he's like, now I want you all remember before you get up in here.

You don't want to wear some shoes with traction, right? Because you see this here ramp here. You're not fucking around because you're going to want here. I'll show you the scar on my leg. And then he says leg. He didn't proceed to. It's me, my mother, 840 morning. I am not ready. Not ready for society. I'm already pissed. Sure. You already know it's going to be a long day. He then proceeds to take his pants down to show his entire. I mean, he's like, you're my leg. And then he shows his entire ass. He's a whole ass.

Well, that's how one of the tricks, that's a trick. Oh, but my mom likes, she went, ah, she definitely was into it. She put her jewelers class on to go look on the man's got a second mouth attached to the side of his ass. And I, I will say that's a shark bite. That is not, that's a bear. That's a story.

That's a story. You didn't fall off a rip. No, but that's what he says. Oh, what happened to you come in and get some iced tea. Guy just and next thing you know, he's having sex in this case with your mother. You know, anything to make her smile in this case. And he didn't take some heat off of me. I'm fine with. Welcome to side stories. Everyone been hanging out with Henry. This is true though. I got a lot this weekend. What we do have a lot of stories. I got a guy. Welcome to Side Stories, everyone. Ben hanging out with Henry. This is true though. I got a lot this weekend. What we do have a lot of stories.

I got another story. There was a murder also in my town. When? Okay. So in what town? In your town. My parents would used to be my town, but not anymore as I more certain than ever. Cause I want to quiz you on penis sizes.

Oh, look at there. Look at that. So my parents against that. This is my parents. This was a very eventful trip. Cause last time I want to vacation, there was also a murder. Oh, yeah.

You know, you're a member. Oh, yeah. No evidence. No evidence. You know what it is? Content follows us. Oh, my God. Anywhere we go.

Content follows us. Can we just do content on like food that makes you skinny? Because that would be nice. All you can eat food the makes you skinny. It's the first ever cheese that you shit right out. Oh God, but my parents were like so excited. They were like, we had a mystery. Oh my God. I was like, okay, yeah, sure.

Okay. He's like, we came home one night. Yeah. I was like, for where by the way? This is a god knows. Out back. The only go down back. Oh, Frenchies, which is down a little diner.

They go to that is cute. But my mom, you know, God bless her. She's so good at cold open. When you first see her, she's like, did you know that there was a mentally handicapped boy that lived across the street? Yeah. Second sentence. As soon as I arrived, I don't mind that. They'll jump right in. Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah. Let's get right into it. I like that. And so she some wasting time. She said, this is like, I didn't know. that. And so she, she's like apparently she's like, there was a young man. It was a mentally handicapped kept it in that. Right? Not in that terminology.

Not in that terminology. Well, she's Florida. But she gets in like, there was somebody back there. She was like, we had never seen them. Been living there their whole time. Right? They've lived there for like 40 years. Yes.

They've been there. Yeah, it's like. yeah, all the neighbors. My mom, let's just say that you would know most of your neighbors. I know, my neighbors have been. The watermelon didn't roll too far from the bush when it comes to my mom to me. She's very paranoid. So she's so like, she kind of assumes she's like,

you don't park over there. They're very protective of who takes over the front stove. And it's like, I just, I need you to release. But you see, you judge your mother constantly for that, but yet you, you seem to brag about it in your personal life. I monetize it. Yeah. But my, my mother, very excited. I'm about to you, mon, you had a security company. Yes. Yes. I was just, you, you gave any employees? No, it was a brass security, the power of paranoid. But she was, she's so excited to tell me this news. She was a bunch of police. It was around the house across the street. And

she said that apparently there was a man that was living in this house this entire time that we did not ever see and never saw this person who was kept, I guess inside like locked in a room, like abused. He's some kind of mask on God. Oh my goodness. Like Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh, yes, my father walks over. Of course, busy body that he is. This is a little block. He starts talking all the cops. He know, he doesn't think, you know, I used to be in my pee. They are like, you know, so that's what I'm saying. They love their smelling business cards, American psycho style. Two basically this kid, this mentally handicapped kid drowned in the pool. They said, quote,

unquote, drowned in the pool, right? And a nice pool. Oh, yeah. But then I drove past the other day. Right. So as we were leaving, I went and I look and I can see the pool from the street. And I went to go over and look and it was filled with floaties. And there's a compartment that says, like, is this murder? Is this a murder? Because this is the plan of a floaties. Yes. For the can't do it. It's not to hold it. Also, 30 years old, probably like my age. Maybe they were just throwing them in there and he wasn't able to grab over.

But you put a bunch of floaties in the pool after your hidden sun, in memorial. Dies in the pool. In memorial. But don't you just then cover the pool? Well, no, when you do something where you put all the floaties in the pool and say, wish we would have had those three days

ago when Rodney was drowning. I feel like that's covering your ass. It's like a post script. That's Murdoch territory. Well, I mean, it reminds me a little bit of what happened with Kayleigh Anthony. They said she drowned initially. She did not, but I don't know. But it was easier to hide Kayleigh Anthony because of a little girl.

This is a blast fucking hidden wall. I guess they hit a man for a long time. So why not just keep hiding them? Well, it looks like there's a mystery of foot. I got it. I think that your father might have to put back on that outfit. He really to get back out there and start working the beat because this is not the Florida.

I remember I tell you what the lot of words he uses. I can't really repeat for cops, but when it really for cops, but directional thought he's there. He's there. Exactly. You can't really take all of his opinions with less than a pound of salt. But he'll be right there really finding out whether or not that mustard is spicy enough. You know, speaking of mustard, we're covering the atomic bomb. And of course, the mustard gas as well was something that they perhaps they created along the way means he's just tying stuff together Germany World War II. What do they like to do? Are we going back to your parent your grandparents vacation home or research? That was their actual home and they would have to guard it at night. This is the longest

Research serpentine segue. I have heard in what do the Germans want to know? Serpentine segue I have heard in what do the Germans want to know What is happening? They want to know Penis size. So there's a study. It was world data.info There was nine whole bunch of material. Yeah, oh, this is material. My friend. This is a study 90 countries. Okay. Guess where America ranked in 90 country. No, we, you're just saying the so they didn't study. This is a study of average penis size amongst 90 countries. America, where do you think we're ranked? I don't know. We are 60 and how long do you think the American penis is five and a half inches long? Five point four inches long.

So not correct. I guess I'm above average. And now where do you think the British lie? Oh, far below. There's 68. And those little fucking dips are 5.2 inches, but number one is because it's centimeters. No, no, they adapted. But the number one biggest ding-dongs in the world on average, it's Ecuador and Cameroon. And you know what, they're measuring seven inches on half. Good. Isn't that amazing? Isn't that amazing? So good job, British.

This is a straight man magazine that also has Arnold Schwarzenegger's, the hottest man in the world. No, we're going to get into some of the, we're going to get into some of that later. I got the data breakdown, friend. And it's see, you have our data breakdown, which is an inaccurate sample size of humanity as a whole. I most of the women said, you know what I got it said, we asked this question on Manhattan project episode three, we asked the question is Arnold Schwarzenegger sexy. And Kissel said, here's one of the sexiest human beings that's ever lived. Literally, there's documentaries about him. He's changed the

entire week. The males. He has changed the male physique for a general. He has been obsessed with this, but he's not obsessed with it. That's a, that is a fact. But it's interesting that a lot of straight men said the same exact thing about how viral and strong Arnold Schwarzenegger was now much. Oh, they wish they could slide between his pectorals. You know, it's the smallest penises. Cool. Cambodia.

Well, 3.9 inches. So don't go there. Well, I mean, a lot of bad things happen and a lot of tragedy happen in Cambodia. Maybe it's more of a shrinkage because just from this year, like, there's a lot of stuff that happens in the war. The history of Cambodia. I think it's just a series of people getting their dicks shot off for so many years. And eventually the dicks was just like, it's better with for small time to hide.

Stan. Yeah. I think so. They become the landfrenks. Okay. It's very sad though, because God knows what you got to do. I think you, hey, Cambodia keep pulling on them. Make it along.

That's my one of the nice YouTube line. One of the greatest bodybuilders in the history of movies. Did you watch the new documentary series on all sports and anchor? No, but I heard it was great. It's very good. I've been watching it currently. He is the do's make you want to kiss him. He is the most American man, Asia ever produced. Yeah, that's why he knows needs to be president because he can just tattoo an American flag on him. Go shirtless everywhere. What has my my I'm so done with everything. He has my vote. I'm there. I will vote for him.

But key to yes, many straight men who then were being like, Kirstles right, Swartz Nagers, the sexiest man I've ever seen. You know, I'm happy we have a couple of straight listeners left. But you know, it's nice is that I've found very fascinating. Is it the women that did say that either, that we got the majority of women said Arnold is not sexually attractive to them or people who said that they're attractive to men

because they were like hesitant, right? He seems like a lot of energy. He's also kind of a weirdo since the cigars, right? But you know what I mostly heard? Oh my goodness gracious. You know I found success. When I found it, it smells like success. Honestly, it's hard to keep a man down like that.

It will look what he did. Yeah, but Maria Shriver was cold in me. I agree. But I guess she is the feminine equivalent because she's very, he's very like angry. Which I understand that's not necessarily always great. But I found interesting is a lot of women said the main thing is they could see themselves getting fucked by Arnold Schwarzenegger, but not kissing him because they say that the

teeth, what is it? It's a horse. It's a weakened in Vegas. What's going on in my pan for this? I found that it is like it truly was like a thread in the letters words. But it doesn't that point. He's the archetype of all sex. He is They want to kiss him because also I mean honestly, I think we'd like to kiss no But let's your favorite porn star of let's just say Jenna Jameson. I don't even know that's true

Yeah, you don't think about kissing her sure no you think about fucking her. Yeah, but I'll come kiss in her in the mix of it Yeah, but it's part of it also. I feel sad. Oh yeah, cuz you like on the lips. Never on the lips. That's like a mix of because she has a boyfriend. She's working. She's got married to a woman for the first time. Did she really? Yeah, Jen Jameson's really. She's she's trying to find ways. She's been struggling for a while. I can I've seen what she can do with the ladies. I'm sure that they're going to be very happy together. Hopefully she got a manicure and take a couple of the inches down on the fake nails because I've apparently that's not normal. I apparently found normal for you to be finger pop in a woman with like

three inch fake nails. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want to put some rubber, or stop her. Get some rubber stops. You're like, Hey, do you have any more of those corks left? I'm pop some of those in my finger. But there was definitely a super juicy emails that were like straight up, quite thirsty for for an old Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was only three, but those women three long erotic emails. It was very sat down. It was shut up. I'm mom is writing.

It literally went out. I've got to go right. So do it. How? Yes. It just That's just because she was typing as though as he was like her hands were wet. We mentioned him on a podcast. He doesn't know he exists. He doesn't care about anyone that

the listens are us. The Arnie were here. We're here. But just the mention of him compiled three women to sit down, soak their chairs, ignore their families. Maybe not even eat dinner. He's a superstar. So I think I've been proving correct. Oh, yes, when it comes to kissing, I do understand I could also see him ironically enough. He's tongue might be too short. Oh yeah, he's got a short Austrian tongue. But if we are going to sit there in his hometown, it's called like slav for something. Yeah, he goes.

He still goes there. He still goes down. He's allowed back. It's called like tall for something. He goes down and they go. There's a parade if he shows up. Oh yeah. Can you imagine? Well, no, He's about back. It's called like tall versus something. He goes down. And they go, there's a parade if he shows up. Oh, yeah. Imagine. Well, no, it's very German. So they're all nonplust. They're all like, uh, hello, I see you. I see you. I've returned. But by German standards, that's a parade.

That's whoa. They're like, whoa, very happy to see me. So I think that it's safe to say that we were both semi-right, although I'm going to give myself 70%, you're going to give you 30% because women also, they just like to have you seen when a woman touches a detractive man's mind. No, I don't look at it. What they do, it's just they like, it's all and it's like a, it's like Helen Keller learning to be. Women are better than this.

No, they are, have you, no, they are horny. I told you I went to the Australian down under the a version of it in Los Angeles. I think I got pregnant of all the estrogen Maybe that's why I have low tea. I think you're just like a nice body and you don't care who belongs to no, I was looking We can only we can all in my air can't wait. I got him Okay, well speaking of bodies This story all right I got a couple of bodies. This story. All right.

I got a couple of bodies currently in the ocean and just really fucking horrifying. This is my, this is one of my worst nightmares because I also, I am very common nightmare I have is being lost in space, like being kind of like in a capsule like floating through space. This is in that realm. So that begs a, that's a good question we can talk. We can throw it up, get into the story a little bit, but lost in space or lost at sea. Really similar. Very similar. Which would you rather be? This story is very scary. A massive search and rescue operation is still underway to this moment for a Titanic tourist submersible.

That has been missing for nearly two days since the 18th, down at this point, we have about three days. June 18th is when it went missing on the way it was going down to see the, the wreckage of the Titanic. It was this thing called an ocean gate expedition, which is this tube. It's a submarine that people pay 250 grand per person and get five people in it at a time, which is fucking 1.25 million each. Go trip. Each go. That's a hell of a business. And it's a lot of money.

It's a cramped little vessel. They're supposed to go down. They see the wreckage of the Titanic. They play a soundtrack of all of the songs from the Titanic. It's supposed to be very relaxing. You're supposed to go the guy that owns it. I am a bit of a lotite in many ways. And I will continue to be and I will fight the machines tooth and nail, but this does seem to be a place where we are.

Maybe you don't have to go down to the fucking ocean because I would be also the wreckage is getting smaller and smaller and smaller because the saltes are running the Titanic. So what do you even look at? It's interesting because one day we'll do the story of the Titanic, the Titanic holds people's like hearts. People are emotionally invested in the Titanic and are upset with it because I was watching people that would talk about taking this trip because it's very temperamental to go. It's the way there has to be perfect.

I've heard it is not good water to be involved with. No, it is the, it is extremely deep and cold. There's like two to three, two to three centigrade is what it is at the where you go. You basically going to the bottom floor of the ocean. It is right under Halifax. Well, they say it's 13,000 feet. Yeah, you got to go from the bottom. You got to go from Newfoundland. You basically go from Newfound land. It's this little like four hour little ship. So they, they basically tow this tube out on this giant freighter. And then they kind of plop it off where you're supposed to, every 15 minutes is supposed

to send a ping back and forth when they dropped it off on June 18th for this latest foliage. I think I was saying it was down for four hours and it was immediately gone. It was a good, but the person that was on it was the guy that ran the company Stockton Rush, who is the, this multi, multi billionaires been all over the world. He's an adventurer. He's an adventurer, but he's one of these guys. I was watching a video where they were so proud of how non-regulated ocean gate was. They were very proud.

I don't know who owns it, to be honest. I don't know who owns that part of the ocean. This guy, Stockton Rush owns it. No, I know, but I'm saying that part of the, I think it's unregulated because it's international water. He's in there, what? You can take it.

You can dump on it, you can get shit, whatever. The company that James Cameron does because he goes down there all the time. He's like, he goes down on in this very special company that has been building, but they have spent a long time building a very special submersible that can go down there until you watch the documentary. It's all right. It's real boring.

Make an alien again, James Cameron, please for the love of God. We all, I know you like the ocean. Okay, we all are cool. I'm proud of you and the fact that you love grabs, but what I really would love for you to do is make a movie that I like again. Just something with anything, anything but blue people in it.

I would love it. Well, be careful. Avatar has now been pushed with the WGA strike. It's now going to complete in 2029. Keep pushing it. So you have another decade of your avatar love pushing it. Or anyways, hot garbage. But there's a lot ofars heads out there, Henry.

But if you, I was watching a little video about the ocean gate. So it's this tube where the guy is talking Russia built it. He said, like, oh, you know, we've worked with guys from NASA and we're full of guys through like watching, but it's all the stuff around it. He said that they're, they're all of the other, he was like, proud about the fact he's like, we use a PlayStation controller to direct it. It's fun, but it's like in retrospect, all now seems very ominous.

Well, he was, but the main issue was that it has to be bolted from the outside. When James Cameron uses the little submersible machine he uses, when you go down there, it has a very special sphere on the inside of it. So basically what they said was that no matter what happens, even if it all fucking goes to shit inside of the submersible, what do you have is these explosive charges on all the bolts that hold this thing together. So we hit a button and manually they can blow up and literally we can get free. This thing

has to be the ocean gate that these five people are currently trapped in, which now they're saying as of this morning, only has about 40 hours of air left inside of it. If it is, we don't know if the power is still on inside of it. We don't know what it's going on. They could be sitting in the dark at the bottom of the ocean, waiting for this to fucking, waiting to just fucking finally choke to death. They could be buoyed somewhere either way. There's several nightmare scenarios. We'll also people don't really understand and myself included until reading the articles

about this. The area itself is about the size of Connecticut. So the actual area that they're explorious, fucking huge. And we still can't find shit in the ocean. Like if you go missing in the ocean like that one kid, do you see that story of the one kid who jumped off the carnival cruise and verse like a celebration? And then he was just, you're gone. Yes. And so these people, they might as well be a

fucking needle in a proverbial A. stack. Yeah, they are. We don't know where the fuck they are. Uh, they said this immersive. Well, obviously there's more updates coming from the independent. I don't code out. You can. Don't worry. The lead on the on the tunes.

Oh, yeah. So this makes the night. What, what would make this nightmare even worse. Oh, yeah. So this makes the nightmare. What would make this nightmare even worse? Oh, yes. So again, the James Cameron shit, he uses it has all of these various ways to escape you like from this thing. And they've developed this thing over decades of going underwater. And he has he has put a lot of money and time. He is really obsessed with this. And this company basically what they decided to do is they wanted to make it kind of like streamline. So what they wanted to be, so it's like we

put in the water and we take it out. And it has to be bolted from the outside. That is basically how we get in which is going to be the scariest thing. I was watching a reporter go into it and just like that's it. They're like, buy the casket. It's a basically a casket. And but they don't know. So, but they know they've been watching it. The last thing they had showed that whatever was doing was repowering itself over and over again. So there are two maps. And air is going to happen. This thing is stuck on the bottom of the ocean. No lights, no power on the inside of it. Or is it fucking a humped by a whale? Two to three degrees centigrade. So they are either freezing to death.

They could possibly be freezing to death in there. Or there's enough air in there that is regulating that it's contemporary control. There's one little bathroom in there. Right to the go. There's one person on it be like, this is the best Titanic experience of all time. I mean, they're finally like,

this is so real. This is what happened to them. This is so real. It's fascinating. Should we kiss? It's finally, I'm Jack your rose. I'm your mother. But you can't be baits.

But the you down there. So your power cycling again and again. So this thing is program with the Titanic soundtrack. So they're very possibly sitting slowly waiting to die as the first 30 seconds of a heart will go on, which was the first song on the playlist that is playing, it is playing again and again, and again, or would I even think I'm just sitting like a shining like a giant.

Do you think they're going to find us? No, dammit. But I think it's even worse. What if they've even made it to the surface? Can see outside of it. They are on the ocean surface. And because they cannot be found, and because you can, there is no way to release themselves

from the submersible, that they are watching everybody live, and they are still suffocating inside of it too. That would be in this scenario that is the best case nonetheless. But what's so interesting about this as well is there's a little bit of a final destination, attorney David Con Canyon. He was supposed to be the fifth man in. And he said, yeah, you know what?

I've decided I don't want to go down to the depths of fucking hell today. So he decided not to go. Isn't that interesting? Con Canyon said of the crew who were serving the Titanic last year, they're mobilized, they're sitting on a tarmac, they're ready to go. And then this equipment has been on the tarmac for hours. And then he says, you know what? I ain't going to fucking get in there. And because of that, this guy, you couldn't pay me. This guy is still alive. And if you are that guy, you just got to have a margarita today. And you just gotta say, wow, how lucky me to begin.

But also, you have to be very careful because did you not tempt death? Oh, I think so. I think you got to get you a big air. I always love those. Those stories though, like with 9-11, Seth MacFarlane, Oh, yeah. Oh, you're sleeping Michael Jackson. What else?

It just shows me how when I feel true layers of anxiety that you can die at any time, it isn't really matter. Like you can go and do the safest thing in the world and you can still die. And so that's a weird, both it and gives me, uh, gives me faith. This is one of those areas. And obviously these are, these are, I will say they are victims, but now they are victims of a circumstance that they pay a quarter of a million dollars to be a part of. And it is really, I would never again, never do this. So let's pose the question, lost in space, lost at sea. I think nowadays we've explored more of space than we have the ocean. I think you got a better chance

of being found in space. I think you get a, you truly do have a better chance of being found in space. I would rather do space truly do have a better chance of being found in space. I would rather do space only because I feel like you could see a lot more interesting shit. And I don't feel like drowning in the dark. No, I think it's the dark is what really scares the fuck out of me. It's being stuck in a tube at the bottom of the ocean. Still alive.

Okay, buried alive. Oh, really? I've lost it. See lost in space. Lost in space is number one. So that's number one. Barrier live. A lot of people lost it. See lost in space. Lost in space is number one. So that's number one. Bear in the line. Would you rather be behind under the ground?

Six feet were with these people in the water. I think buried alive is the last one. I think oceans, middle, because we're used to the ground. I used to there. Yeah. And then hopefully I can just go to sleep. Um, but Stockton rushes that he was on there. He used to be owner at least the guy who owns it goes down with this ship, which is

kind of sad. Um, the pilot Paul Henri Nojole, he is down there. There's also a guy named Shazada Dawood and Sulumaine Dawood that are both interesting. You know, the father is a trustee of the city institute of the search for extraterrestrial life intelligence. So that is a very interesting little what he put in coincidence. You know what's funny is the post from the search for extraterrestrial life intelligence. So that is a very interesting little, uh, what he put a coincidence. You know what's funny is the post from the son of Stockton Rush, who posted, hey, I'm sorry, he posted from the blink 182 concert today that he said, it might be distaste for being here, but my family would want me to be at the blink 182 show.

I'm not sure how they're getting on this show all the time. I suppose it's because I listened to it all the way over here. Oh, that was Hamish. That at the blink one 82 show. I'm not sure how they're getting on this show all the time. I suppose it's because I listened to it all the on the way over here. Oh, that was Hamish. That was the son of Hamish. What's his name? The other billionaire that is heinish harding or whatever is nameless. That was the question of the day for Kevin and slug out is that appropriate for the son to go to blink one of two, but this is what this is the overall.

What are you going to do? Well, not post about it. Yeah, you got what I would do. Yeah, yeah, you don't show your posts is the old role. What are you gonna do? Well, not post about it. Yeah, you got what I would do. Yeah, yeah, you don't show your post from the VIP section. That is, yeah, you can wait. They would want me to be here. Do a fall dump. That's what I say.

You have a bunch of things. You have your father's missing and stuff. Wait to do a dump around like a holiday. You know, and then that's how you fold it all in. You saw the image of how they're sitting, right? Yeah, dude. They are crammed in. They are crammed in. And if you look at the inside of this ocean gate vehicle, they are, it is, it's no joke.

It's a, there's no chairs. There's no chairs. They sit cross like an in the tube. Yes. And it is very bare bones to be the most, it's just five inches. It's the uncomfortable, uncomfortable situation of all time. And a nightmare man. Can you imagine just me and they're covered in your own pests?

That's a no. I didn't think of it. The Indian just a chunk of it. Oh, God. Anyway, over and over again, we will, uh, well, update you on that. Also speaking of updates, um, did you see this finally doc antel from Tiger King? I know it's past say at this point, but he has just been convicted of wild life trafficking in Virginia. That was the bad boy one, right? The guy that was

from Vegas, the one that with the backwards app, who was like, who was like, Joe's competition. This, well, yes, it was Joe's competition. He did me with the undertake her a few times. He was the one who had all the girls come and work for him for free under the guys that they're going to learn about fucking elephant cocks. And I think he was just fucking all of them. And he was really strange. Yeah. And so apparently now he has also been convicted of wildlife trafficking. So that documentary, that documentary may have taken down more people than any documentary in the history of the state case more than the jail. And they were all just like, talking. They were just talking.

And at that point, did you see that? Did you see that Joe Exotic said that when he wins in 2024, if he wins the presidential race because he's running it from jail, he said he won't pardon Trump because Trump wouldn't pardon him. He's got my vote. He's got my top. It is hilarious. We would have two people running from prison.

Now guys, we all need to spend anything that needs to happen. And it's like, we know what this like submersible needs do need to blow off some steam. Now, this is a story of when blowing off steam goes wrong. I only want to cover this story because it's up top and we just got to get through it. Also, just a little coda will follow up with the with the submersible story as we get more information. By the end of this story, I don't know what the hell. But also by the end of this week, we're going to know what has happened.

I don't even want to be. Can you imagine again, the, the people that do get all the screws off and then you open it up and it's going to be six probably corpse. Most the corpse is they even find and if they even find it, unless it's a repository for Cthulhu right now, it is. It's in the bloop. It's in the blue. If they come out and what if they do, I mean, I'm incredible.

That could actually save them. I hope they get found. I hope you found Jonah and the whale Jonah and the whale. But now blow up. You know what you do? Tie whale, Jonah and the whale. But now blow up. You know what you're doing? Tie a little string to the boat. I have a little string to the boat.

There was a lot of issues here. I have no clue how something so expensive goes missing. I don't know how that happens, but it does. We'll move on. That'll be a story for the next few weeks. Oh, yes. Now, this story again, blow enough steam. We all do it, but this is one of those high, you know, I got my you know, I love steam. How? I like to go out with my boys, get a couple drinks

in me. I'm in the missing some karaoke. Yeah. Normally I say, yeah, it's like normal, blow enough steam. Yeah. It's fun. Go to go to go find amusement park. Go to Vegas. Um, what I don't do is make a dog do anal angle on me. Well, I jerk off in front of the park. Rest room. Well, now what is this, Dorks? I don't actually have this in my list of stories here. I kind of have a band on dog anal. We have, but this one is too special. I was into too often by our listeners. I stayed college man. This comes from WTA J. Stay college man is facing charges after being accused of committing loot acts with his dog at the Roth, Roth, Roth, Rock state forest. Now this was 64 years

fun, themus, Malfsukus. He's facing charges. Oh, yeah, he's facing charges of open ludeness and decent exposure, sexual intercourse with an animal cruelty and disorderly conduct. You know, the interesting thing is out of all of it, I would probably drop the cruelty because animal fucking is probably enough. I would, I would just like, I would, you know, I would just say that was good. This has happened over a couple of years. Now, apparently the park rangers were set up, they set up these trail cameras because they were trying to figure out who's stealing bags, a hand sanitizer from outside of these restrooms. And instead

of catching the people that were stealing the hand sanitizer, they got footage of this man. Now this man who was, you know, they said that he would arrive dressed in a ski mask. A shirt, no pants, shoes and socks. And he would sit up and I had, oh yeah, he set it up an iPad just on the ground to videotape himself masturbating on this list. The kind of like when I guess was a park trail. And I guess someone got a hold of this video. I don't know how they got a whole video. And they saw this iPad. And then eventually that escalated to him. then obviously getting down and all fours and masturbating.

And he liked to masturbate on his one hand and two knees, but then what you would do is that he would bring the dog over. And I guess that what he do is, is that he'd masturbate and have the dog lick his asshole while he was masturbating. Well, there you go. Isn't that a fun story for the listeners there? I don't even know how to train Wendy how to heel. So I know why we get to this point, but I don't know if it's a training. He had truly one of the best responses to being caught

was that they found him because of course, um, you know, what he was driving. Can you guess what car he was driving? Uh, I'm going to go with a Prius or one of Marcus's car Subaru. you guys what car he was driving? I'm going to go with a Prius or one of Mark is this car's Subaru. I could see that. I could see that. He's part of the Subaru. He's a Subaru. He's a Subaru.

I have drove a Subaru. It is honestly if I was a dog and I was going to name a car, I would name it Subaru because it's just got me. I'm sure I remember. I remember. Hey, so the camera, obviously his, he did not, I guess, understand that he was also going to be on film because he was filming himself do this, which I don't think is a good idea either, but they saw his license plate and then they got the information with the license plate from the trail cams

and then they went to his house and they said, they, when he, these iPads from you and then according to police, the first thing the guy said when Matsukus appeared nervous when they arrived and he said, they, they, they quote, quote, I'm done. I'm done. You don't understand. I do it to blow off steam. What do you think the cops that understand? Yeah. Because they have high pressure jobs as well. Well, and God knows I'm sure the cops recognize the dog, but I just really feel as if this man has been doing this for a long time. 2014. Yes, the first photo was reportedly snapped and has been doing this for a long time. It's 2014.

Yes, the first photo was reportedly snapped in 2014. Oh, the last two of the six being taken in April of this year. So that is a nine year run. Why multiple dogs are the same dog. I don't know. It makes me want to throw up. Oh, no, it's the same dog. And so wow.

My question is, is I, why are you obviously a lot of things you're unsettling? Most of it makes me upset. You know what truly makes me upset? His name is Themas. Might be. Well, you know what, you even just saying that puts it there. Themas. Themas is a rough name.

Do you know what? The name is Themas. It's a, if it's Themas, if your name is Themas and you save a bunch of kids from an orphanage, from a fire, I'd be like, you know what, doing good for themus. But the fact that it's this story is bad for themus. I don't think themus is gonna make it to the top of boy's name list of 2024. It is sad that this is the first time I'm hearing about the name themus. Oh, is this context? No, I just in general, I've never heard the name themus.

So now I do really run into a theme as I'd be like, interesting. Also, shit over. Let me see your ass. I wonder if he's what's interesting about this as well. What is it makes me truly disturbed is ski mask. Sure, sucks shoes. No pants. And also, it's interesting. And here's outfit as if the university like a rapist, porcupake. Oh, don't mind., porky. I'm saying that's all folks as he gets. He held it and executed. Um, interestingly enough, much of this took

place at Penn State. What's wrong with that university? I don't know. I mean between Jerry Sandusky and everything else. And now we got this guy. I just, hey, Kisle, how dare you? He's trying to blow off steam. You haven't yet how hard it is to 2023. He's got his monetizing his hobbies. You know what I mean? I mean, you know how hard it is to teach your fucking dog to eat asshole. You know how many biscuits that takes?

And where the biscuits got to go. And first, especially because teacher, no teeth, because that's the hardest lesson. Yeah. So after they found it all in his iPad, as Henry said, he's going to blow up steam, but why are you recording this? I can't even, I just. At first, he said, you know that footage when people go to like see the ill

Dwomo and they pull out like their iPads and they're shooting and stuff. I hate the, I just use your phone. You're just going to camera because what a boomer way to shoot yourself, getting your ass all eaten out by a dog Filming with your iPad. You think it's a generational problem. One of me like Things that you can do. I'm not disagreeing Um, I would also say what this man did If he had dementia

It would be sad. He's under pressure. Do you think this is the song is about? Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Honestly, that's what they could be listening to on that summer rain, because truly they are. They are. Before he said that he did it blow off steam, when the cops arrive, he says, I'm done. Yeah, I just said, I know, I know, but I'm dead, but what does that mean though? Oh, because you go about to find footage of him getting his ass hole eaten out by a fucking dog.

Oh, you don't think his life is oppressed to be like, I'm done. I'm dead. I don't want to be here. You don't think this is because he was depressed. No, I think he's, oh, you think that was a, you think that was a reaction to him be like, oh, no. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, very much so. Yeah, there are his life's over. Well, he's not dead. He's actually worse than that's worse than that. He's rather because his name's themus. Well, he's not dead. He's actually worse than that's worse than that. He's rather because his name's themus. Oh, themus. You know, I mean, and you think that that should already be a low point. Your name is fucking themus. I should be spending your whole life getting good at other stuff. And if you are a themus, write in, defend your people. I don't know, man. I think it's time for a

change. I think it's stringed. You big go to a Thomas. That's, I don't know what the, anyway, so that's that story. Yeah, I don't like that story. Yeah, I don't really, I just appreciate you bringing that up. And I just really love that. It's the reaction for me. That's why I like the story. It's the, you know, he just shows up. Yes.

The egg on my face, You wouldn't even believe. Interesting shit in my dog's mouth. Oh, that is, it's not as bad. His breath was bad before. Right. I get the premise there. Well, also this was a story. You had to go in or was house.

I got the dog like Lincoln's face. It's nothing to me. I just got a point. He's a, he's a kisser. Yeah. He's a kisser. And that's a nice thing there. You keep on talking about.

a kisser. Yeah. He's a kisser. That's a nice thing there. You keep on talking about. So, uh, also, this is from last week going on to what we were talking about with whether we'd be dying in space, dying in the ocean. This Ecuadorian woman truly was buried alive. And then she started knocking on the coffin door at her few enrolls. Well, they put her in that casket pretty fast way too fast. And And so I'm actually, weight of fates worse than death. I'm gonna be covering that on, well, that's serious, but this has come out afterwards. So it doesn't really matter.

But I just, again, you wait, wait to bury me until I like start blue. Blue or just like start to be gelatinous. If you can dip a chip in me, wait until you can dip a chip in me. What I'm planning to do when I, they ask me to go look at your corpse and make sure it's you.

I'm going to do one quick. There's not going to be a question. I'm going to do one quick throat split. Please. Just to make sure you're dead. Yeah. No, I would like that. Oh, you know, double tap me.

Yeah. Oh, just shoot you in that. Yeah, yeah, shoot me. Yeah, see that corpse and me like just to make sure he's dead. And you know, who didn't do this? I think because it would ruin the product. Did you read anything about this Harvard medical school, like body parts scandal?

Well, this is very sad because they took them from marginalized people and then no one knew about it. And then you can't, uh, the former manager at Harvard medical school was a man by the name of the Sedgwick Lodge. He spent years diverting organs and cadaver parts that had been donated to the medical schools anatomical gift program. So they guess they do research on these programs and then he's on these parts for Harvard, right?

Such a clean, squeaky clean university. Oh, yeah. He didn't create Ted Kinsinski and was a massive massive, yeah, help her, Jeffery Epstein, in any way she would help them. Oh, you know, and you know, and you just, oh, and if friends in need, isn't that amazing? But the, so he ran this anatomical gift program. And these parts are supposed to be cremated,

but instead he just started selling the parts. And it was not just him. It was Cedric Lodge. There's a long time. This is so classic. him. It was Cedric Lodge. There's a long time classic. Yeah. This is like 2018. Cedric Lodge. It also involved his wife. It also involved a person named Katrina McLean of Salem, Massachusetts. And we have a lot of friends in Salem, Sarah, my friends, Sarah's and artists. And who talks about the Audities community, McLean owns this thing called Kat's Creepy Creations in Peabody, Massachusetts,

where they were selling human bodies out of this Audities place. So basically, said your lodge was not just selling it, like, because we've, we've covered organ trafficking, like institutions that sell them to people that are trying to buy kidneys or buy things like kind of jump the line. If you're, if you're instead of getting a donation, they were trying to buy it. Some of its legal, some of its just kind of hazy. There should is straight up just for like, oddities museums. They were selling dissected human faces. They were selling. So that's like really kind of fucked up, highly invasive, selling pounds and pounds and pounds of human skin to just be sold at

an oddities store. I don't know what you're gonna do with it. You sell it like what does Marcus talked about looking for human parts. I remember it's extremely difficult. You want to get like a license because you want it to be something like you want someone to decide it. You want it to be a friend. Yes. Well, that reminds me of this story as well about Dale Wheatley.

This guy is a transportation coordinator for the anatomical gift association in Chicago. Same thing about this. So this guy, he was, he was like, there's some bad practices happening around here. So instead of taking his allegations seriously, they left three severed heads by his desk. And then he was like, guys, there's three heads by my desk. And they were like, yeah, you got to put those next to the bodies. Those, you got to go put put those next to the bodies. Those you got to go put those. I'm a match next to the bodies. So apparently I didn't know anatomical gift association in Chicago.

If you do want to gift your body, you can. That's what this is about. That's what this is about. So that's all it can be legit, but you have to figure out because I seem like there's a lot of corruption and all of these kind of weird body services body selling all like Oregon trafficking is one thing, but this is extremely fucked up because if you look at Katrina McLean, she looks like if Anne Rice was porky pig.

You know what I mean? Like she is looking around. Another porky one. I should not have, but she is one of these women that is a goth queen. She's a tiny hat. That's how you know that is a goth queen. She's a tiny hat. That's how you know she's a goth queen. But she was illegally selling human body parts to a bunch of people.

She's that her shop had a big advertisement for having a human vertebrae and a full human spine. Well, you could just purchase it. And I'm not going to malign all people that are especially not my oddities people. No, I'm not an oddities people that are super legit that work in the oddities world and selling these taxidermy parts and selling also like treated human parts that are, if they're illegal, if they're legal, legal, then they are said that the media is completely

cool and kind of awesome. And there are institutions like this anatomical gift association. This is according to Wheatley who's been at this company for about six years. He's 37. Again, he was the one who had a bunch of heads around his desk as revenge. He says sometimes the bodies arrive at the facilities, quote, twisted or emaciated. We accept every donor and we make a commitment to the donor that their bodies will be studied. Dude, this is so I guess you can do that. I guess a part of what makes this story interesting to me is about how it was a network, that it wasn't just the, it wasn't just a whole bunch. It was his wife, it was this McLean woman, it was Jeremy Paulie, it was another person that was

a attached to this. There was also a customer of McClain that was selling these things out. She's selling, just me selling skin. Jeremy put it. They got to be really scary. Can't just be skin. It's got to be, I mean, it is skin, but it's got to be treated with some type of,

that's what a guy by the name of Joshua Taylor was hired by Katrina McClan to tan the human skin. Because we know again, Marcus has looked deep into this. You have, it's real shady. You can't, you're not supposed to do it. Like taxidermis is actually fully illegal for a lot of these taxidermis too. I just, I do believe unless, even if you say, I want you to do it. You can't do it.

But then you do have institutions like this. I think it has to be more medical. So I think you technically have to be in the macabre arts of being a doctor. And then you can get a bunch of skin. And then you can hang that on the wall or you can draw on that or I don't know what you put it put it put it down as a rug or no. Remember shammies? You should really dry you off good.

Oh, yeah, sham wow. Sham wow. Oh yeah. Was I bet you yeah, and then just get just to really dry off good. Oh, yeah, well, Sham wow, there's also a lot of bad you. Yeah, just get just on the blue off scheme. I just feel like if there was a if there was if we found that like human skin makes the best mobs like maybe then no, no, I don't think that I just don't think that there's no, I don't need it. No, I don't know. Well, they use it in tattoo. Uh, there's a the two shots and some of these pigs. They used piggy scale.

And now they have a fix that they can use, but they do say the piggy scale is the best. Yeah, I just, I think I'm kind of fun to have a tablecloth of it. But again, I'm not in the market for it. Yeah. Okay. Well, is it almost ever here of the week?

I believe it. Oh my goodness, gracious gracious this one by really fast Goes quickly when you're having fun with your best friend. Oh my god. Oh Come and get healthier way Also seven people were poisoned with meth that I a Florida Apache restaurant Florida needs some work. The entire slate needs to be. I love that. For those of you who see the proper product of Florida, though, come out to see July 5th.

Ed Larson and I are doing class tonight. Come check us out. Yes, so be careful if you're eating a bachi in Florida. I might also get yourself a little bit of crystal meth in fit. I mean, I have been craving a bachi. I thought you could have said crystal meth. I even have even great. If you've ever been was a lot of time you went to a herbachi. Oh man. I remember one of those great dumpy Midwest moments when we got a herbachi grill and it was a great. We went for homecoming. I remember

we went for homecoming. They found when they did that onion shit, mag everyone, my grandmother had an orgasm. I mean, it was just like, oh, God. And it was the, now that's yourmanship. It was incredible. I, I, yes, I will go whatever. I gotta go back, man. Whenever you want a partner in Habachi crime, I will go there. Okay. Let's do a, there's a couple of true heroes. So we don't want to do those. This guy, man became friends with a fish and the bear meat every summer at a Wisconsin lake. This guy's name is Rex Caloubre. So is the hero the fish or is it friendship? So the encounter with the man

will be dared to make friends with the fish. Rex, the fish notoriously not friendly. He made friends with a small mouth bass. Yeah, and I'll say not after he gets through with it. And it turns out this bass is a 40 year old bass. Maybe that's why because it makes him look big. That is possible. Perhaps he's from Cambodia.

So the same with the day. If you're a Cambodian for study, if you're coming here, if honestly side stories, LPL, a Gmail.com, if you're a Cambodian, send pictures of how big your penis could be to Ben Kissel. I already know the app, the, just send it to you. It's the app, Ben Kissel.

This is my Cambodian penis. If you could do that, and then I will forward them all straight to him. Also, if you're a lady, go to Cameroon, no, my God. Anyway, so this is a 40 year old fish in the name of Elvis. So according to the diver, the pair now see each other every year when Rex travels back to Wisconsin. I can. Who's the hero? Elvis lives. I'm gonna go with the L. I'll go with the fish.

The fish is the hero because what a year old print shop worker, which I don't even know. I congratulations for holding out of that job. Uh, he says Elvis is a real specific kind of fish. He says I will, when it comes to how do you get attention of Elvis, right? You know, you lonely sandwiches, right? He says I will do a gulping grunt sound with my throat and he'll come find me. So the guy goes underwater. And then, and then the fish comes to find him.

I have no idea how he knows it's the same fish, but and then he says, Elvis will literally just fight other fish if they get close to me to keep them away. So Elvis is really down there protecting him. I'm gonna surprise your hero the week wasn't Hunter Biden for finally facing the music. Go down there and finally going in and just saying, yeah, I did. I have a huge fucking cock. I must be from Cameroon. Can you see it, man? Oh, man, it's got a lot of. It's not a law graph, man. What is he going on? What's going on there, man? Something about that Senator Sun's lifestyle. Right. With a lot of time to wink on that chain. So he says, I returned and

I fed some crawfish. Now he's completely obsessed with me. He follows me around and just stares me in the eyes. That's really cute. So isn't that fun? So Elvis, he's small mouth bass, who's 40 years old, according to this man again, I don't know how he can tell. This guy talk.

It probably took a lot about like, you know, their other favorite music, ACDC, but how they still listen to stern about how like, you know, what it's like to get up at the night to B five or six times. That's how you know you're 40. Yeah, I know. So anyway, that's hero of the week is Elvis.

The 40 year old small mouth bass out of the Wisconsin lake. That's Nepalus hero and I'm not sure exactly who the hero is, but honestly, welcome to 2023. There you go. Here we go. Let's look at this. Somebody listen. No, we already covered all the aroused women with Arnold Schwarzenegger. So that's good. That's true. I do feel like, man, because you

know I got a lot of steamy pictures of him because people were talking about like they loved him from Predator or that that was the main. This he is predator was the one that he was the most people were sexually attracted him from Predator. What about kindergarten cop? What are these shows of love inside? There's some where there was one woman that she has been sexually absolutely fascinated with Arnold Schwarzenegger since she saw him when she was a child in general all the way. Okay, there you go.

I actually wanted actually think that you're only attracted to him thanks to the wingman skills of Sinbad and just how funny Sinbad was and you attach that feeling to Arnold Schwarzenegger. Okay. And there also totally different. But you also, some people don't like Arnold Schwarzenegger because he was the whole thing of Grappin' Alley.

Remember he did that in, what was it, when he'd the Lift and Weight movie was Pump and Iron? When he was grabbing all the boxes of 70s. But honestly, yeah, they seemed to like it from the video. Yeah. All right, here we go. Let's look at this. email.com to make it this. email.com.com.com.

Good timing. Okay. Actually, did see there was some trooper commerce news this week, but it was really just a dog. And it mostly is. It's the saddest thing about the trooper commerce growing up in a rather woodsy part of Massachusetts.

I used to go to my friend's house quite a lot. We did the usual stuff as we all do as a kid. Watch movies, order pizzas, gossip, bluff steam. That's good. I'm going to use that as code. We did the usual stuff as we all do as a kid watch movies order pizzas gossip blow off steam Yeah, one night we were sitting around in her dining room talking drinking whatever until something caught my eye Her dining tables were in text to a sliding door which led to a balcony This pitch Blick outside But you get lights on in the stairs and let them to the balcony,

which gave us some light to look outside in case there was a fox or a raku digging on the trash. However, it wasn't strong enough for me to see whatever this thing was clearly. At first I saw the eyes. I remember they were yellowish green in color. They were staring at me. And then I made out of form skinny with a round head long arms, nothing else. I know I was going to say Marcus too. Yeah, because yeah, he's got the hat. That was it. Alfred Newman. It was what you mean, it wouldn't leave. When I turned

to talk to my friend, it wouldn't leave. So we left her wild to stare and ask my friend, if she could see what I was seeing, he turned and look at whatever it was, and the thing actually stood up, got up, raised above the ground, climbed up a tree, whatever. But the eyes traveled up a few feet, and then that freaked out my friend long enough to make her scream and go get her dad. But the moment she ran off, I watched it turn, leave.

Well, is it like a raccoon? I saw something else move with it. I'm looking back, I think it might have been some branches. Yeah, it could have been maybe a little baby bear. But the time she got to her dad, when was already gone. We tried to tell him what we saw. No one believed us considering we were just fifth graders, hopped up on cool aid. This past midnight.

I don't. What's the ad? I've time it came over. We never set by the sliding doors at night ever again. cool. It's past midnight. I don't. What's that? I've time. I came over. We never set by the sliding doors at night. Everett go. I'm actually, that's the least compelling email I've ever heard.

They saw maybe a small bearer. I'm sorry, evermore. They didn't even, I don't even mean to insult the email address. No, it's a fine. It's fine. The worst thing I ever saw was my dad naked and no one I, well, that's a whole another thing. Because he knew, man, what are are Polish I bet you the Polish are good

average. I feel like now that I think I feel like now that I think about what I saw when I saw my father naked is what Wendy sees a lot. Yeah, me just like you know when you like naked but you're looking for your keys all the time. You know, you're like your hands. I need to get out of the drow. Wait a minute. He's a lot of that action. My dad's German, so he's on circumcised, so it always gave me a little higher expectation. And indeed, I got circumcised. I'd say like, whatever, she said it was huge. I mean, she said it was big.

It's a bear, it's, it sounds like good, totally. There was nothing that didn't describe an animal. All of these emails are about Arnold Schwarzenegger. And various different, we got one more theory. Do one more hot. I want a steamy. I want sex. I will call it a sexy one.

I'll make both sex one. Because that is what we're here for. That's the facts. Let me go. That is why, you know, and just genetically, that Kitty had with the maid, he's also super handsome. He's just jacked, just like Arnie. Kitty had with the maid. You know what? You didn't know about that? The affair with the maid. He's also super handsome. He's just jacked, just like Arnie.

Kitty had with the maid. You didn't know about that? The affair with the maid? Oh, yes, of course. That's all we ever talk about. Yeah, but the kid. You don't know he's the kid with her. Oh, yeah, he looks just like him.

He looks just like him. That's the strong DNA. Averted. That's what ladies are attracted to. I've actually got some also very interesting responses to the concept that we, when we talk about nudist on-site stories, do you remember people saying like,

most people do believe that you should tell people whether or not there are going to be naked people in your restaurant. Yeah, I suppose so. I mean, I guess so. How do this get unstart? Well, why? But yeah, they start, but they're all like, they're all sexy.

Also, do we have to live in such a prudestous society? Just assume everyone's gonna be naked and tell you what, and they're clothed. It also greatly depends on the restaurant. If it's a botchy, be careful, you're gonna burn. I'm a hot woman. Swords and Hager is hot. We gagged at been calling them a sex icon. This is a classic male gaze versus female gaze scenario.

Arnold is what straight men think women are attracted to. I don't need your sociology report on them Okay. Here we go. It's our hearts. Good Lord. So I'm a fairly in shape woman. A quitswoken asserted running a few years ago. I left you. Yo, it's only attracted. I actually dated a few muscle type dudes like Arnold sports and anger. Most of them, if not all do steroids, it's not a stereotype. The steroid users are a little bit more explosive. And there's some shrinkage. Yeah. What I know, super buff dude that have been the actual bodybuilder community. No, it's not hot. Thank you, Kasey Anthony. I'm trying to find this. All right, men with the seats are I just want, I mean, there has to be, they're all lying. Where is

this? He just has issues with her ex-boyfriends. Obviously, she was attracted to Arnold Schwarzenegger's body type. She had multiple boyfriends that did not look like him. By the way, you did not do it. That's not, that's like not even going people find Arnold sexy or straight. Men. Oh my God. He's very short. He was saying he was like, he's not short. He's six, he's six feet tall. He's a big guy. Yeah, he is big guy. Yeah, he's a big guy. He's a big guy. He's not sexy. Oh my God. Okay.

I don't need the girls that are trying to validate their ugly boyfriends existence. Oh, am I going to name Arnold Schwarzenegger? Can get it? I got one. Yeah, he of course he can. But where is the, you know what? We're just going to wrap. Ben is absolutely correct.

80 to 90s Arnold was absolutely one of the hottest people who have ever lived. Predator, er, Arnold Conan bust a load in my guts any day of the week There you go Conan the barbarian absolutely everyone is Schwarzenegger is hot. I'm sorry. Here we go I'm a 30 year old bisexual woman. I've had an unreasonable attraction or Arnold Schwarzenegger since the tender age of 14 when I saw jingle all the way I find that that's. That's digital grooming. No, Aril did not do it that way that he did not know that she was going to be so I can't say quite about this one. When I was seven years old, I was obsessed with the movie Commando. I had an Arnold Schwarzenegger fan club of which I was the president and

soul member. There you go. That's what I'm talking about. So finally, we get to the truth. Massive turn. Everyone's just like, no, I like my, and don't be boyfriend. He doesn't make his comment. It's my sister. How hot I think Arnold Schwarzenegger is. Yeah. Of course he is.

Okay. We got to wrap it up here. I have never in my life been attracted Arnold Schwarzenegger until I saw true lies. Maybe it was the edible, but a man who could misappropriate government assets like a helicopter in order to find out if his wife is cheating, as a man I would take home any day of the week. And I think I was the, what, you guys, you discover,

just asking people questions, you never know, you never know. You never know, because you got to live every day thinking, like maybe I'm hot to one specific group, no matter what anybody says. Yeah, that's us. That's us Arnold is the pie is larger

But you can laugh knowing that when you find that person, right? It's like I was talking about this with a friend about how like you know Not everybody's in the market for a Scientology e-meter But when you're selling one this is what I was trying to negotiate with this guy I was bidding on one because when it comes down to it, like listen, like the buyer for this has arrived. It's the price is not gonna get any higher, dude. All right, because the buyer for this is here, negotiate with me. You can't tell me you're not gonna sell

for a certain amount because no one else is buying this. It has not been purchased. It's been sitting on eBay for two years. So the man who is the customer for this has copped. I'm here. Right? Because then you're gonna love it's because that's how when I found Natalie, because they knew the customer had arrived.

All right, time to close up shop. Because the one product that needs to be sold out of the Henry's the Browse, the shop is about to be sold to the one person who's decided they have, they're ready to get into it. You're the Magwai. I am the special gift. And I'm not, I'm not material, but I'm ready to get into it. You're the Maguay. I am the special gift. Yeah.

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no you're me there's not a lot of foods ball tables you're not getting a lot of seltzer for free in the spec group no but that is actually I love that Natalie was aware of that because the blood diamond trade it's worse than the human I also feel like it would tame tar blood our love if you're if you're like because you know because they're with you they take in a dumb in the source of a tangerine Sure those of us sure if home sure applying with dormit sauce of tangerine He's how I phone out some people just want to wash the wheel burn Okay, and of course if you do have a blood diamond congratulations

Okay, everyone. Thank you all so much for listening to yourself No, they found love. Oh, that's what he meant. Yeah, yeah, but it's cursed Congratulations. Okay everyone, thank you all so much for listening to our episode. No! They fun love. Oh, that's what he meant. Yeah. Yeah, but it's cursed. There's a blood on the diamond. It was just made with the blood of a child.

I mean, the blood of a child. Yeah. That was what they were all alongside with. Yeah. Hail yourself, everyone. Hail me. Check out the class today on Chalife. Magus and Lysha's mic.

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