Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Unmasked

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including Henry's honest review of Oppenheimer, The Somerset Gimp: Unmasked & Facing Trial, The Gilgo Beach Serial Killer Conspiracy, Bryan Kohberger claims new alibi in Idaho Murder case, a preview of this week's UFO congressional hearing, Aaron Hernandez's brother arrested after allegedly planning school shooting, Ohio Zoo Gorilla believed to be male surprises keepers with birth, Naked man terrorizing East Hollywood neighborhoods, an Outlaw Otter, Listener Emails, and MORE!

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Side stories. That's one of the cannibalism started. Side stories. Side stories. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's start the show. It's sadder and I love it is not.

It's Saturday night afternoon pre-recorded. Oh, this is what we do. It's called podcast. Oh, I do wish me for right into me. Let's hop right into it. Let's hop right into it. Uh, I, uh, I happen to go see her boy, Opie, who Mr. Oppenheimer, who Oppenheimer? I heard there was a lot of hot sex. There isn't.

Well, I heard there was the only, you don't go see the barbie movie and take notes like Ben Shapiro, dead. I, that is the dissatisfiast, pest pussy thing I've ever heard anybody do ever. Uh, I went see Oppenheimer again, according to sag strike stipulations, this is real. Okay. Which is, and I do believe that this should be true. You should go see these movies because you should be supporting the artists within the movies, right?

And I got nothing to do with this movie. So I can talk about it. I'm not even necessarily promoting it because the one thing I went to go see, I didn't get what's that open, Killian Murphy, Oppenheimer, don. I thought there was a lot of sex. I was told there was a lot of hot moaning and groaning between scientists. I come in and hump on each other straight up, sold Natalie on coming to see this movie because she was like, I'm going to see the barbie movie. She wants to see that killing cock.

That's right. Literally what I said, it was like, don't you want to see Killian Murphy's dick? Right. And she was like, yeah, that's the real mushroom. I think I want to see it exactly. That's the real mushroom. That's the tip. But he, I, you know, everything at the end of the day that explodes resemble a penis.

Isn't that kind of nice? Look at the end of the day that explodes resemble a penis. Isn't that kind of nice? Look at the Amazon logo. It's just a cock that smiles. You ever noticed that? No. Once you notice it, you don't, you don't, you don't, you will only see a cock that smiling. Let me look at this. It is just a cock and they're like, no, that's a smile. And no, it's a penis.

It's definitely look. Oh, yeah. It's a cock. Okay. So now you see it. Yeah. Anyway, can you one with your diet tribe. Did you like the movie?

So I, it's I, I think you know, like you saw Rob, I won with everybody. We watched it. If I didn't do the fucking 13 hours of Manhattan Project information, I don't know if I would know what the movie was, what was happening. What is that? A half the fun. Also, this is Christopher Nolan, right? Yeah. He's the guy who made tenant. Yeah. He likes to write scripts and then cut every fifth word out of the script.

So you don't know what's happening. Isn't that weird? But I do thought again, big, big, oh, there was poobies in there and they were fine. When it was like, how do I say more bomb? Yeah. Like I want more bomb. I can see. I could see that.

Of course. But at the same time, you know, coming in hot here at the very top of the episode, we haven't even introduced it. No, I want you to finish this because this is this is what people came to the episode for. So after this, even before we hop right into it, you can stop listening. So anyway, final thoughts, star system or thumbs up system. Well many stars how many thumbs? Extremely well acted. That's not part of this.

Okay. Everybody's very serious. You're really circling the wagons here. You can say you didn't like it. No, no, no, because that would be incorrect. I just thought that I didn't like it. I actually liked it very much. It was a good drama, but I was kind of, I just want a more bomb or sloughing.

More sloughing. In my mind, I know that it might be inappropriate. And again, killing Murphy's 10 foot fucking I'm X size penis. Right. Was what I mean? You known for a big penis? I'm just saying on an I'm X. Well, I didn't want to have a big ding dong on an I'm X.

My goal was to go see it and then see if I was bigger than the penis. Yeah. As you as a whole bot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because again, I was excited for it penis. Yeah. Oh, it's as you it's a whole box. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because again, I was excited for it. You see a little bit of his balls. Now that this strike is gonna go on forever because the executives are fucking unbelievable schmucks,

maybe Pornow will just finally come back to the big screen. Yeah, you and we can see if our entire bodies are the size of some of these guys thing dogs. I just feel like it doesn't mean... Well, the side story's everyone been hanging out with a hen right. It doesn't need to be full on pornography to see a penis. No, it doesn't. To be full on, but if I'm going to see it, I would like to be full, fully a long gated. I don't want to watch the NBA players in the locker room before the game. I want to see them on the court. So yeah, why of course you want to see you know, yes,

of course, that is really interesting. That is true. You would rather not see the right penis. There's something much, I mean, it just reminds me of the YMCA when I was growing up. Oh, man, don't you can never forget it. I would much rather see you know, rect penis on the screen than an unirrecked penis on the screen because unirrecked penis is again, they're just get a job. Yeah, I feel like I'm because the same thing sick of origin stories. Yeah, I don't care. I like to see the end, you know, and but you was, I guess that's why it was in the disappointing, but

our buddy, David Dastmoutian, oh, he's, he is so good. Friend of the show, crush. You know what else I watched recently? It was just, well, without the sound, but with subtitles, dune. Yes. And wait a second. So you, you watched it silently and then you read it. There's like 20 words of that was in the corner of the bar. I was at and they were playing it because it's a cool bar. So just do net the bar of those hipster bars. You know, they always show like this was, you know, whatever, you know, imagine John McCain and Lindsey Graham's buttolls and then they show you that.

That's not real. I don't know what movie you'd even be postulating about. Oh, the old Senator's grunt. You never watch the Senator's grunt. Oh my God. You sure don't want to be that guy. You relipsed in the bathroom. Watch, they put a silent doon on it and then you watch it

and then you just watch like five words crawl across the screen. But that makes it much easier for subtitling. Because if you're a subtitleist, you could pay the same as if you're doing something with like a massive work. Like if you're the person, Nolan's Oppenheimer, where if you were literally like, it would be walls because of the words. I talk. Oh, come on.

It was good though. It was really good. You knew it was compelling. Killian Murphy did a good job. They did a good job. Did you know we already know? Did you know? Oppenheimer.

Why are your hands so cold? He's touching me, folks. It's because why are they so cold? It's just because again, I've been you alive. I don't know. No, feel my icy grip. Yeah. Real nice grip. It is. I see. If you I want you to know for certain, just so you know, in case you were remotely concerned, don't worry. Oppenheimer was super guilty in it. Okay, fantastic. Well, speaking of super guilty and directions, Henry, we have an update. This is a story that we have covered. Yeah, we're not internet sleuths, but we have covered this story for a long time, and it is about the Gimp of the UK.

Well, the, I think, I said, this man is on the trial. He's 32 years young and he doesn't look at Joshua Hunt. He is aged like a gimp. So he does look much older, but he was, he took the stand, I believe. And he was not wearing any. Yep. And he was not wearing any of his get makeup. And he looks very, very British. Yeah, he's not lady Gaga. No, he's not wearing any of his git makeup. No. And he looks very, very British. Yeah, he's not lady Gaga. No, he's not. Yeah, it's not like he shows up and I'm like, oh, I can't believe what he looks like with no makeup.

No, he kind of looks exactly what I thought the summer set Gimp was gonna look like. I suppose so. He looks like Prince Harry's plumber. Yeah, he really does. He's got the funky teeth. You know, he's got the funky hair. He's got the same.

I don't know what happens to British men. I'm not sure. Something in the water there. Joshua Hunt, he's accused of two charges of provocation or violence under section four of the public order act, which does mean that somebody had to be like, don't forget to add the gimp. I feel like there was that there was somebody been like. I just, you know, good to add leather cloud to this description. But there was a, it is interesting. You know, some disorder, which is, which I find fascinating. I didn't know how you, how you, how do you actually make sure that this is being adhered to where he says here, he is not allowed to wear a mask or possess one in a public space

according to a court order. But then he's not allowed to wear black all in one clothing. So there's not even like the gimp suits. It's kind of interesting. Is it? She can't trust like what's her name? Catwoman. Oh, yes.

He can't. Because she. Because he was he can't trust like catwoman. Earth a kid in Michelle fight for the two best cat women around. He was also told to not crawl Riggle or ride on the ground while wearing a full-body covering or mask It's like very specific and then a part of me wonders are let's just say Halloween right me to this leads up. It's not though. Right. Let's I mean we're gonna get to Halloween. I don't deal in hypotheticals

How do you deal in hypotheticals? How do you live in your whole life? How do you live a whole life? Hypotheticals come up all the time. All right, it's fine. Everything you don't know. Fine, throw it at me. It's October, right in a match in pumpkins. Brisk feeling in here.

I'm just thinking of the Batman now. Torrentium black. But he goes, he's in costume. All right, let's say he's not allowed to be in costume. I guess not. And so he's got a mask on. He gets. He's not allowed to participate in Halloween at all. How much of a bummer is that? First of all, legally, you're not allowed to participate in Halloween. He overdid it. But then what he overdid it really did. He was living Halloween out loud for too long. Absolutely. It's the same reason Robert Dunning, Jr. can't drink

anymore. No, he overdid it. He just shows up at people's houses now. An Iron Man can't do that anymore. No, we cannot. But he, let's say he in his own home, let's say, okay, we can't, he can ride his own house. He's in his own house, right? And he's wearing a mask because he's going to scare his family. He would. And then he covers himself accidentally and ghastly and gets set on fire. And then he riggles out of his own home, right? Like, then he riggles out of his own home.

Right. Like you riggles out of his own home. Army crawls out, right? Because he's on fire and he's trying to keep the fires from from spreading to his family. And then he's rolling around the front lawn and then a police officer, a booby, a booby, he comes by, right? No weapon. Totally vulnerable. Yeah. How is he gonna put the fire on without a gun on fire, rolling around on the grass, right? And then you think his thing's been like, one ticket for you, you pavett. Well, maybe you pervert. I see how you do. You roll in the wriggle. I like to think that UK officers would put him out first and then give him a ticket in the US. You just get the ticket and probably burns up with your body as you die. Yeah. But nonetheless, of course,

the defendant is accused of using a tour words, another person threatening abusive or insulting words or behavior with intent to cause that person to believe that immediate, unlawful violence will be used against him or another by any other person. He's just not hung out in America. No, I don't think so. You know what it is? Is the thing about how they tried to shut down Elvis Presley.

Yeah. Right. And now he's out there. He's fucking he can't even really wouldn't even let his hips on television. Now they want that shows how far we've come. You really got if they not heard of roast humor. I mean, this is again, we're not going to go back into how is this a crime or not. We're not going to even broach a subject because he is obviously now here. It's mostly just good to look at his face and understand that's what the Gim looks like. But now to be fair, everything that's the most important lesson we can all learn is that to look at this man's face and look at yourself in the mirror. And aside, do I want to be this man? Do I want to be the next big again? Because now he's

fighting hard against being a game. And which is again, now what a Gimps is supposed to do. I did. I was against a Gimps culture. He's well, I didn't, he's sort of defining gimp culture to me. He's kind of, uh, he really shed a light on gimp culture. And I don't know if that's fair to the gimp community or not, but he is the most famous. He is, unfortunately, no, was gay famous gimp outside of pulp fiction. And now he, well, but that's a person's ass tour. He's an actor. That was an actor. No, that he is is a good now. We know I've received many interesting emails about people that you are allowed to absolutely be somebody's sex

life. Concentrally. Yeah. And now he's shown just he's trying to show that everyone's got a sign on the Dutton. If you do want to make that a high name bounce. If you take a look at the number of dog cages sold across the world and the number of dogs that are actually kept dispatched, you'd be surprised. There's a lot of people using those. There's a lot overlap. But interestingly enough, he can be a gimp again. This all expires, all of his rules, they all expire in January. So he's just with his family inside of his own home. For I, well, again, I don't know about the family situation there. So he's pleaded not guilty. So we'll keep you updated on the summer set.

Gimp as he's officially unmasked and on trial. You know, usually when people are mastered unmasked, everyone's like, like, remember when KISS was like, let's take the makeup off. The worst one was like, just put the makeup back on there. Well, they did an unplugged thing. They try to do a thing where, again, I love love gun. Right. I love to lick it up. I love. I can roll. Oh, yeah. Love that song. Sure.

But it does have like when you, when you make it acoustic, I don't know. I, you know what? This is something. My friend Brian Newman, He was the lead. Get up. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Lig it up. Lig it up. Tony Bennett might be dead, but his soul is inside of you.

Can you believe he fucking died? I'm very sad. My friend Brian Newman was his number one trumpet player and he was all over the news and I sent him a message and I said, I'm sorry for your loss, but isn't that amazing that he knew a legend and icon and the last of the crooners in Tony Bennett 96 will all be lucky to get there. Mike a booblay, Mike he boob lays the news of the new crooner. Yeah, I get, but he's that needs the new Jan, but you're right.

He makes all those middle aged women just they love and I will say in blue bays, boob lays favor. He is at least like he fucked your mom. He'd be like, all right. Well, I'm you fucking, you see Ed Sheeran's pimpley, uh, you know, I'm ready. Red and red and shass. I'm gonna pull it on. You fucking, get out of your seat, the living fucking, no British woman gets a

sex with my mother. But, Booble, you're like, you have it. Booble, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you know, in a way, I kind of feel it in a way. He'd be classy. He'd write a check. Oh, definitely. I feel like he'd show up. Yeah, he'd had sex with your mother and be like,

Hey, Bally, I know it's a terrible memory for you. It's $10,000. It's $10,000. Mr. Boo, Bly, you're welcome back anytime. All right. You're my new daddy. Well, isn't that exciting? I've heard some good, I got some good conspiracy news today.

I don't even know if I want to share about Rex Hurman's connections to the former administration. You know what? You can share it. I mean, I bet you can share it. There's some shit, man. I don't have any. I don't know.

I just got an idea. No, I don't have any conspiracy theories. No data needed. I just got what's the conspiracy? It's a word on the whim. It's a word of the whim. I got through various sources. Okay, we'll find out what job.

Just I don't want to know those sources, but do they have jobs? You see this? Uh-huh. It's checking you're out. That's what I did. You audience can hear that. All right. So the audience can hear that because I did it visibly. So it's blowing in the wind. So what's the conspiracy? Rex Hurrimen has, he does have, he has a wants on the payroll of the Trump community to for various city based work.

This is good. Apparently completely real. And he has a lot of connections to Rudy Giuliani. And there's a lot of agreement with it. There's a bunch of schmucks hanging out with schmucks. Sure. It is very possible. Who knows that Rex Hurman was a little bit more than that.

Giuliani was hiding the bodies with him. His, his job, his self appointed job of killing sex workers was his side gig. Well, yeah, you don't get that's, you know, that's what you don't get. It's hard to mind when you're a weekend warrior and you get hard, it's because I'm Patreon. They hate that. They don't have any hitman anymore. No, they don't.

They're really like anti the whole like pay me to kill people on my gold tier. The most disgusting thing is I think if he did do a Patreon, he would probably get 10 grand a month. For what? Just being a murderer. I don't know. I don't know. I saw someone,

someone literally talking about a movie that just got pitched the moment you just said it. They're like, I'll shut down. Yeah, that's like literally people are trying to get the stuff done. No worry. They're all,'re all feel it. They'll keep you updated on the Gilgo Beach killer.

Is that yeah, we're going to find out how that rolls out. But I think we'll see how my conspiracy my conspiracy sources how they unwind these many webs they we you say conspiracy. But I think Giuliani was probably aiding in a betting in my lot of leadership. I'm also lastly, for my perspective, you're Brian co-burgers defense. So his defense is trying to say he was nowhere near Idaho. He's been like, he's been like, peeing off of every side of the world that we know for a fact that they wear it.

He was. He's not wearing what's anyway. So that's his defense isn't a, well, me, I wasn't there. It won't hurt. Anyway, it's interesting. I'm actually interested though that co-burger is actually putting on such a defense because I thought that he was going to make this like his big horse and pony show about how we did it. How we did it. But I guess he's going in a different direction. It's because he's going to go jail because he's probably very frightened of what's going

to happen. Oh, yeah, no, it doesn't. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Oh, yeah. I might bear for him. It should be right from North way. Because you know, what also could by conspiracy theorists have been not tweeting anymore. No, it's vaccine. It's X thing.

What a fucking. I love it. It's all burning. What if I burn it all down? Who cares? But this tomorrow, of course, today, this episode is coming out. Of course, is the site

stories permanent curse, which is all the, this episode is coming out. Of course, it's the site stories permanent curse, which is all of the news for some reason comes out on a Wednesday afternoon. I don't know why. They do say that the most productive day of the week is the Wednesday Monday. You're thinking about Sunday Tuesday. You're like, I got a whole weekend Wednesday. You're like, let me get some work done. It's already Friday.

You know, that's how I feel. Exactly. But Wednesday tomorrow is this massive hearing about the UAP situation inside of the government. There's going to be, there's a lot, right? That's really coming through. I mean, I don't know a heck of a lot. I know that David Grush is going to talk. I know some other people are going to talk.

There are some witnesses. They're going to come and I'll talk about like, I also don't know what we are going to be able to hear because I know some of its closed doors, some of it's not. We're going to find out what comes out at the end of this whole hearing. Next week, we're going to be able to really unpack it up. We nice have a couple days, honestly, just sit and read through everything that kind of come out because of this whole, whatever this disclosure, whatever it's going to be. Well, we know what there's a dude. His name is Christopher Mellon. Hmm.

This guy sounds like a porn star speaking of which Christina Mellon. Christina Mellon. He says, I've been told that we've recovered technology that did not originate on this earth. Chuck E. Schumer's been saying the same fucking thing. Oh, the marquee Mark Rubio has been saying the fucking same thing. They're all coming out of the woodwork saying that we've we heard tale and they are secret up a nair.

But then there's other people like Ross coldheart is the guy that is the investigative reporter who's kind of who helped David crush come out and he was doing he works for 60 minutes Australia. And there is this prevailing theory that besides what I. One side of it is I think that there is a political reason why they are ramping up this talk. They want this to happen. I think that partially they just kind of they're either there's either like a super like run of the mill explanation for it where like they just are sick of it being in the news cycle

and they don't want to deal with it. They just be space dust. Yeah, like they just don't want it. Maybe they just want to settle it and say, fuck it. I'm sick of this. We have a lot of stuff going on. We're trying to get an election going and they want to nail it, right? Maybe that's what they want to do. But there's another kind of thought process is they're thinking

because the term that keeps coming up is they're keeping there's some form of time constraint with releasing any information. This is a thing that has come up time and time again with all of these whistleblowers. They keep saying that it's important that we come out talking about this shit now because there's some kind of deadline we are approaching. That seems to be amorphous.

We have no idea what that means. So of course, Ross Colthardt and everybody else in the UFO circles and all these other worlds, they're kind of say, they're like, doomsday scenario aliens are going to show everyone's freaking out, right? Everyone's freaking out. Yes, and unless of course we were seated by the aliens and they're just coming to check on their little fun friends that they've created or seated. They really seem to be pointing towards this idea the we were told by something else. Like, you got to like 2023, you have this thing.

And then we're going to just show up. There's like that. Or there's something along the lines of one of these things that's got like, who knows? Cause, you know, if you listen to Bob Lazar, if that's real, the one of the things that they found is so big that they literally had to build a building around it. They found it in an archaeological dig. They found it like an ancient and then maybe you can imagine digging something up and it's ancient and then it just says like, you know, like September 24, 2023 on it. You're like, what, why? What? You know, me and it's sitting there for 50 years. I know one wants to talk about it, but I don't know what to make of

any of this. I don't want to make any to that point. The officials that have been speaking with Christopher Mellon, they are with the Department of Defense and Intelligence agencies who are leading the way when it comes to UAP disclosure, which is quite fascinating. Or were they sandbagging it in the first place? And now we're on this, we're on an already registered time period of disclosure. Like they all read this is all been in them in the kitchen waiting to come out where they've been waiting. And they were going to slowly reveal in 2017. We hit this marker. We're going to do this. We're going to push it forward. What's technically would make it the most functional roll out the government's ever done, which then I don't know if that

then that makes me doubted immediately. I get the idea that anything's on time or they have some kind of schedule. I don't think that's real either because we've met people who work in the government and it seems like it's a fucking mess. Yeah, apparently, apparently a bunch of people think that there's something out there, including the Pope. I mean, the Pope wants there something to be out there because it's somebody else can get stopped talking about all the molestations.

Yeah, although, according to Dr. Sean M. Karpack, well, that's the other part about all this. It's all a massive smoke screen to not discuss our core patocracy and our total screwing over of every single human being. But according to Sean M. Karpack, that's the name of the guy from dirty work who got to punch already laying because, uh, it was really funny. A little bit they did there. He's the director of the all domain anonymally, anomaly resolution office. Look out.

I'm terrible. I hate it. All domain anomaly resolution office. He previously testified to Congress that there was no credible evidence thus far of extra terrestrial activity. Well, again, so there you are. Actually, terrestrial is a word that they all are saying that it's not. No one saying that you're not. Well, Melon disagreed with them. One thing we do know tomorrow, and

give me a stinky time in Washington, do you say, oh, God, you're a rolin. Oh, man, it's one of the only type of conventions that there won't be a bump in sex work. Correctivity. No, there might be a bump in like creams. Oh, yeah. A lot of powder. Anything that is chasing. And then especially, and then a lot of these guys, because they're begging from, they have the beg for gas money for move. Oh, nice. And all these days. So it's like, there's going to be a lot of fast food influxes. I mean, if you're running a Popeyes and Washington DC, you're about to get a lot more difficult customers that are going to roll in.

But I, I, I'm very, very curious because yes, I could see the smoke screen aspect. Sure. Of course, like, because there's a lot going on to cover, we do have like, we're in the middle of like, we're in the middle of land war. We're in the middle of a land war in New York. Yeah, we got a proxy war, but that's not a proxy war. It's a very real one. But that's a work cook. I mean, it's a proxy war for us. You know, we're letting other people do the fighting and dying. But it's like, different kind of bombs. But yeah, it is. Yeah, but that's kind of cooking. Like, we don't need to forget about that. I feel like there's like strike seasons happening in the country,

but you know, the UPS strike was was was was stopped. I'm going to go on and now there's a lot of people talking about striking. So I feel like, yes, maybe it's a smoke screen to get people to talk about something else, but I feel like that's exactly what people are talking about. On these strike pick up lines is UFOs that you would be is I feel like it doesn't have anything. It's like more information than ever is getting spread because you have all these guys

all mingling and talking and hanging out and don't forget Hollywood's role when it comes to the disclosure of the UFO phenomenon. Oh, yeah, especially if you really do, then you wonder we've talking about this working with the government. Hollywood elites have been working with the government for a long time. So the third kind, Steven Spielberg was reached out by two, two, he reached out to Jacques Valais. Jacques Valais was connected to the government. They all came in.

He had government advisors who said, being like, you know what, it'd be interesting, because it might look something like this. You know, Steven Spielberg was like, my parents, that's a war. And then of course, remember my parents, of course, that was very hard for me. You made a movie about it. And then naturally, of course, we all serve to remember

that people who work for the government are just dumb enough to have jobs with the government. So it's all just human beings as much as we want to have a whole wonderful conspiracy that someone might actually be in charge and know anything. They're all bunch of morons. But the party was just, I think that they can undram of this. Again, all of this could be hot garbage and no ending. It just will roll past and we will laugh for this time period. But if even a, which was come up on last podcast time, time again, even if one percent is true, there's a secret history of the United States of America, then it is a completely real.

And then all bets are off. Then it's all, I mean, we're all gonna sit here, but guys, I wonder what if they are already it's in charge. And maybe now it's kind of more of a self realization. This is what they're all kind of coming to a head to if this is real. That we have something on our hands that we fundamentally do not understand. And that's the main issue. That's why we have this close. They haven't said that. They're just like, it could literally be a toilet from fucking cooks guard. And they're just like, that's where the alien shit. But you know what? They're going to receive at some point that stupid fucking car that Elon Musk put into space. So every like there's a car that is going to be getting like, so who knows? I mean, I don't think it's that far out of the realm of

possibility. Fucking knows you get this thing. That's like an alien version of a camper. Literally, I mean, it's a hurry. That no one has any idea what it is. And so I feel like there, there is, there is that there is a stripe of that in this entire, in this conversation. But we'll see what you see. Hey, now this was an alien plunger. And it's just a really cool plunger. And then it's a very like, can we use it? And they're like, no, actually the alien shed more of a translucent hologram like you, but you're like, oh, so this doesn't actually help us. You're like, no, but it would help us. It would help us. I don't know. Well, of course, plunger technology, what I have seen now that people are doing,

they put that sheet over the toilet and they pushed down on it, as if gripping toilet, CPR, because you shatted it so much that it's died. What do you mean? And then it's a sheet. It's like a little cellophane sheet and you put it on the toilet.

Like a dumpster dam for like a damper. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like look at this. What do you mean toilet sheets for plunging? Yes, well, you don't actually plunge it then, and then you put it on there. It seals the air, and then you just push on it again.

Sticky toilet plunging seats. Yeah, so that's kind of fun. You might want to use that actually. I think it is developed in Japan, so that would kind of go well with your toilet. What does this do? Well, it stops all your shit from staying in this. This is like, I saw it.

I saw it. I saw it. Where were you at? Oh, buddy, I see so much. I see so much. Where did you, when did you? Have you seen how it works? Do the video.

You're going to want to know how it works. Wow. Yeah, it's really good. You might actually like someone. It is Japanese, right? Yeah, it is Japanese. Yes, exactly. And you have a Japanese toilet.

So I think that that might go well. Mine actually plunges itself. It calls a little man. And the man comes all the way from China, all the way from Japan. And he plunges it right there in front of me. And then honestly, he will stay. Yes. Well, as you look at that, Aaron Hernandez, he won a Super Bowl.

And then he also did kill two people. You did, yeah, but let's focus on the positive. He was the one that was like also kind of secretly gay, right? Yeah. And which became very publicly gay. He did kill himself thinking that his family was going to get the money. He did commit suicide. Yeah, because technically he had not yet gone through. I believe the sentencing phase. So if he committed suicide, he thought his family was going to get his money. But in, well, in Massachusetts, it wasn't incorrect, but then they changed the law because of him.

Yeah, because he was on trial. And now it's incorrect. But anyway, his fucking brother, Dennis, John, DJ Hernandez, he was just arrested for the fourth time this year. He was planning to shoot up Brown University and the University of Connecticut. I feel like there's something going wrong. The Hernandez family, they need to just stick with football. It sounds like football might have been the issue.

Oh, it sounds like they all had scrambled eggs for brains. No, he was so fucking tall, he was fine. He didn't even play long enough to get the scrambled egg brain, which then if you do that, you get a jacket and you get to go into the hall of things. Isn't that nice? Well, that's what I want to do. Hey,

Accorded into this, a witness said Hernandez said he had a bullet for everyone, but not a giveaway, not a giveaway kind of thing. Did you ever want to throw a bullet for my football player? He played college football. No, it was his brother. He, yeah, yeah, I know, but he, he served as a quarterback's coach for Brown's football team for one season. He wrote a post on July 19th.

He says, will I kill? Question, Mark? Absolutely. I've worn my enemies. coach for Brown's football team for one season. He wrote a post on July 19th. He says, will I kill question mark? Absolutely. I've worn my enemies. Hey, you're like, all right, you ask the question. Any time to answer that? And he got the answer. Will I kill absolutely?

I've worn my enemies. So pay up front. That doesn't make any sense. You shouldn't do. I mean, you know, I'm not trying to help anybody, but don't do that. Don't warn them. Also, may I say one of the nicest pictures of a mug shot I've ever seen. He looks like a nice man. But then again, he just wants to go kill everybody. He says, you can't

program is going to pay unless I have a package deal. And I get my estate and every single thing I have worked for. Do you think it's a straight? I mean, obviously, there's a mental health issue. But what is it with the, is it the two of them? Is it like, I obviously did not get better when your brother commits murder and then commits suicide. And you know, I'm certain that your life doesn't get better. Like, you don't turn into like a,

oh, I'm going to finish the 10K this week, you know, like after all that. Like I feel like there's a lot going on, depending on the people, depending on the people, actually, he'll move on, do the work. You know, let's learn from Aaron's mistakes and let's be more upfront with who we are as a person so we don't feel so angry.

He says, I'm prepared to give my life. So I don't get to see you on the outside. No, I love you all. So if I don't get to see on the outside, I love you always. Not all shootings are bad. I'm realizing some are necessary for change to happen. That's what you said. Yes, we said are necessary for change to happen. That's what you said. Yes, we said, be the change. You want to see that?

That's what that's what DJ Hernandez says, the brother brother. So he gave everybody his own moral to the story, but they said not all students are bad. I'm realizing to be sometimes. Yeah. It's nice to just tell everybody you're going to kill them because then people show up and put you in a hospital. hospital. And he's not incorrect. You know what I mean? I do understand that's called a cry for help. But isn't it interesting?

That's what that would that technically would be. This is another example of the differences between the UK and America. Because Hernandez was charged with second degree breach of peace and physical threats. Oh well, yep. Hernandez eventually exited the house and yelled multiple times for officers to shoot him.

Then he was a tased. So they're tased him there and then shoot him. So you can't, you can't always go what you want, but sometimes you go what you need. Hey, I find that out every day. Every day. Look at me. That's all I've got. This is the face of a person who's only received what they needed.

I, uh, uh, here we go. Here he is. Oh, no, I don't know about that. Also look at them there. Similar haircuts, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the whole family needs a mulligan. Maybe that's what it is. Give him a mulligan. Read it, the whole family. Oh. Fly from North Laid.

Did you see this story? I just chose this story just because I felt just slightly triggered because of my body, but it sort of gets tense. Surprise, the Zougarilla thought to be a male, births the babies. Now what they're saying here is according to this baby, right, because it's explaining it to press release. It's challenging to determine sex when grillers are young,

right, until they're about sullies age, right, because they don't have prominent sex organs and both males and females are sized about the young, right? Okay. Until they're about sully's age, right? Cause they don't have prominent sex organs. And both males and females are sized about the same, right? No, interesting. So it's very interesting. He's a, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the But then they reach it's a reach a certain age right? It's yeah, they they become sexually dimorphic meaning males and females look very different as they age. Okay.

continues. However, males don't develop their characteristic large size silver, backs and large head bumps called sagittal crests. Until about age 12 they call those head bumps sagittal sagittal. CSAGI TTA. It's called the killer skulls. Cool, man. Cool, yeah. They're awesome. Boom heads. Boom heads.

But since Sally who's living in the zoo since 2018 was young and healthy, she hadn't needed any veterinary procedures that would have resulted in the zookeepers determining her true sex. No, no guy. No. But they thought that, you know, honestly, to just thought, Sally, was just a huge kid of dude just like myself. Literally just thought he had the body of a mother. Honestly, did you start selling? Was you see huge kid to do just like myself?

Literally just thought he had the body of a mother. And then did you shot a baby out there? Like, you're really fucking shit. Do you think that'll ever happen to you? You think you're ever gonna shit a baby out? I mean, I keep checking. I know. But sometimes I'll think it's up in a hurry.

Well, that's very good news because I would assume that this is endangered or in need of water. No, it's always good to have more grill. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And really show outward signs of pregnancy because the newborns are smaller than human babies and gorillas have naturally have a large abdomen. So they just because I thought maybe that's what happened because you remember how I'm

on what you know, there's a quenith paltrow like had a baby. No one saw. I know. I know. They have all the dieticians. I don't think she had like a baby like the size of a golf ball or something. Someone else had it. There's no way she did it.

I don't recall that story. I don't know. You know, some about one at some celebrity that was like really tiny and then they were like, no one believed that they had the baby in them. I think that for them, that's your chance. Eat the ice cream. I feel like it's not going to cross celebrities though. I think it's going to be like, there be like surrogates is a big deal.

Because again, you're on tour and you're doing all this hyper shit. You can't just have it. Right. Right. Well, all right. So there's a baby there. Well, my last story is fuel of Los Angeles. Be careful.

This guy. There's a naked dude. He's hanging out in all these LA apartment buildings. And as a matter of fact, the building that he's hanging out here looks like our studio. Look at that. Looks like. Oh my God. That does look like our old fucking studio. Was it? Does it say what neighborhood he was in East Hollywood? So I don't believe

that it is. It looks a lot like it. Truly, it is scary. This guy's butt ass naked head to toe. And he's got a knife. So I guess that's kind of a piece of clothing. Anyway, if you are around the North Serrano Avenue in East Hollywood neighborhood, be very careful. Truly, uh, because this guy is out there, uh, according to a 27 year old resident who gave her her full name, which I'm not going to give. As she says, he's been trying to break into apartments. He was rocking around naked one night just full one naked. I wasn't able to sleep the last week or so. I developed really bad insomnia, really bad anxiety. You know, this barbie marketing is going too far. I agree. I know. I know. Everyone else is feeling the same thing. So I hope, uh, yeah, there he is.

Bendy. No, he's doing all the nudie stuff. Oh, wow. Yeah. He is really doing that. He's just like, tie in his fake shoes and doing fake lunges and shit. Yeah. Like the most, the most naked stuff I'm saying. So you are extremely naked. You're in law enforcement. This would be one of those chances for you to do something good. But it's hard because you're to know it.

You know, it sounds like what he's doing is that he's fully clothed and then he goes into the apartment building and takes office clothes. He's like, outside he's fully clothed and then he goes in. Well, she says that you don't want to wake up and see a naked man roaming the pool touching himself. There's children. She says it's unbearable. I feel that it's not... Like it doesn't help because you're in East Hollywood. You're already paying rent, way past what you should be fucking, especially for where you're at.

You're already to the max. You're working three jobs. You got to deal with this fucking naked guy. You know, at many times, they had to deal like, remember there was a woman whom I'm one of my whole department comp, and when I then lived in New York. There was a, like how do you say this?

It was a very elderly woman. And used to go Oh, that's a lot like this naked guy carrying the knife for the thing was that at first you're like, oh, that's kind of fun You know, it's kind of cute. Yeah, you see a naked guy around you like LA never change Oh, Hollywood another dream come alive I'm back. I don't know if that's true. Hollywood, another dream. Good luck.

You know, it's about biggest caucus, right? Well, it's just about the glory of pretty big. Eventually, this old woman kept me in like, help me. Help. Oh, yeah. And so I try to avoid her. And then she lived in her bottom floor of our building. And then I would have to go in like, help her turn her television on.

Right. And she was always kind of covered in pee. And I'll play that a lot of pee. And all of a sudden, now I'm avoiding her because she need more and more help and then she'd forget to wear clothes and she'd go in there. No, man. No. No.

Okay. So this old meeting literally this older woman, your story that you are attempting to paint as you is the victim is literally an elderly woman who needs help. I had it over and you were just like, I had to be ruining my day. She was literally ruining my day. Right. I didn't want to deal. I didn't over and then you were just like, I had it over my day. It was literally ruining my day. Right. I couldn't. I didn't want to deal. I didn't want to see anymore. Cause you can do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. And she say, oh, that's like, okay, that's kind of cute though. No, that's what you would

say. But then she would say, help me. No, no, no, no. And then you were like, that yeah, I go. So it's like actually, it's very busy evidence of you just being a horribly selfish neighbor. I had to go to an audition. Yeah. I had a lot going on. I had to go record a podcast and she'd be like, I'm alone. Help me out.

I'd be like, you're stressing me out. Right. Wow. It's so hard for you. And then all night she'd wail and wail. Because her landlord was saying, William should go, William, William, William.

Like all night of help. Yeah, but then it just meant like just like, wow, it's been so hard for you. Yeah, just, you know, yikes, come on. It's been hard time. It's quiet time in the apartment. Well, it seems as if maybe if just anybody helped her at any point, maybe she would stop asking for. I'm a fucking, I'm a working actor. Satanist, Bon Vibhant. I'm a fucking, I'm a working actor. Satanist, bond v bond.

I gotta get out there. I'm hung over. I can't, I would just, I'm a deep side. That's mortality in my face. And also you can't just use your whatever version of Satanism as a reason not to help an older woman. Because to be honest with you,

Satan would just go have sex with her. No, maybe that's what you should do. Hey, maybe you could have gone and helped her out a little bit scooped. She didn't know what was happening. She needed help. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if I had sex with her,

that's a woman deep in the, well, that's actually probably true. Yeah, that's a good point. So that's a Christian. It's not as bad as it could have been. You chose to ignore. So that's good. Why could you move?

You had to move. Because all night I had a pen. We had a pen. We had a pen. And you're just like, I just like, you're just messing me out. She needed some help. Is there recession?

Right. What was it? 2008 then or 2013? 2013. Yeah, so it's not really recession. It was. Is this economy? It wasn't that bad then.

It was actually not as bad as it was. It was on the reek. It was on the reed jump. But that was actually, I didn't get a lot of work in 2013. No, you didn't have a day job though, because you were the first one to be an unemployment for a long period of time because that was out of work. You were the first one to jump fully into the arts, but that was 2014. I get my first shot in 20 2009.

All right, let's do Hero of the Week. I want you on the way. An otter has turned into an outlaw. This otter is very cute. He keeps on stealing everybody's surfboards. It's a five year old female otter officially known as otter 841. What is this?

What is this fucking? What the fuck? What do we just call her like, we'll call her... Nominine. Nominine? Nominine. What do we call her, Otera the Otter. Oh yeah. And ironically enough,

your name in Wolf of Wall Street was the Otter. So what all does come together? I don't know, you never know. Apparently, this Otter is unusually aggressive and she's been seen near the Santa Cruz coast. No, she's a thief. Yeah, but in this context, we're making her a thief. Apparently this otter is unusually aggressive and she's been seen near the Santa Cruz coast. Now she's that she's a thief.

Yeah, but in this context, we're making her a hero because why not? So a lot of people are saying, keep 8841 free. Keep eight. Oh, yeah. People coming because they don't know because again, because it's surfing all over her turf. It's your surfing on her turf. Also, you got to be able to whap a five year old female

on her in the head and win. We're still supposed to be a superior species. And all of these, I've seen the videos in the surfboarders are just like, I guess you can have it. It's like, no, whap, whap, that's what she's a hero. It's true, it's true. Because she's exposing these hunks that all the women want. These people are cowards and they want to fend you.

It's true. It'd be a five year old otter. I'll be a five year old otter to death right now, but anyway, not this one because that's your of the week. I love this aunt's dadler, who's a vocal. She says, I don't have all the facts and history of the incidents, but it just seems to me to be at another example of humans

feeling that they have the right of way on the earth. And the other contemporary species, let otters go. And their rights contemporary species, let otters go. And their rights to their native habitats are expendable. Oh, someone's been watching Pocahontas. Indeed. Well, many people have also gone back to the forementioned Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight. Oh, yeah.

Let me say this is a meme that raised the hero Santa Cruz deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunter because she can take it. Indeed. She's not our hero. She's a silent guardian. We'll watch from the detector. A dark night. A dark night indeed. So there you go. The California Department. You should arrest a otter though. You can't. Not for thiefery. Are they hell? You're gonna arrest a fucking otter smaller little. I mean, I guess what you used to

arrest kids. Yep. So anyway, the otter 841 was born in the aquarium approximately five years ago. She was raised by her mother and minimally cared for by the staff disguised in black or rubber suits and wielding masks to hide their human appearance, which also probably made her like really freak the fuck out because there's still like humans, you know, and then it's very interesting. Yeah. It's interesting. You it is your interesting, you know, for the past year, you have seen, there's a hundred and six two children under 13 have shot themselves or another child.

We have almost one every other day. I'm a child in my life. I'm a child. Because I'm going to talk about culpability of animals because then Eddie sent me this thing recently for some of my, a list of fatal bear attacks. You know, there's hardly any.

Yeah, no shit. For a year, there's like almost no bear attacks. Yeah, there's more top of it versus toddler than bears on humans. Yeah. And shark attacks as well. Yeah, that's all myth. It's interesting. I did not know that this this many fatal bear attacks. But no, let's go back to the year of the we need out of eight or one. You have, it become here of the week. You're also harassing surfers. And again, I'm just a little bit jealous because they'll take your wife.

They're surfers and they also know how to get away, but obviously they get away from land on land or see their surfers. The truth is, surfers don't need your wife. They got plenty of fucking speaking otters, tail, anywhere they go, man, surfers again, washboard abs. And it moved with that type of like natural V, never has to worry about anything. They don't have to fuck your wife.

Several petitions have circled supporting eight, four, ones for item. They got over 50,000 signatures, you say, and you leave that otter alone. I, hey, I'm with them. I'm actually, I'm now on the other side. Don't bust an otter for Thievery. It's so hard to get the receipts.

Well, absolutely. I mean, what are you gonna do? It's super cute. Yeah, just leave it alone. Super cute. Before I do my little listener emails here, I just want to remind you, check out the stream. We have this week Saturday July 20 out of works. 9 on the fight. All right. 7, 29 July 29th. Check it out. Twitch.tv slash slash podcast. Now we're from 10 to 10. We're doing 12 hours. They're putting me to work now we're from 10 to 10. We're doing 12 hours. They're putting me to work. They're putting me to work. They're putting me to work, everybody.

And you're gonna get them out there in the direct sunlight. We're gonna do a full LPN TV presents The Grind. This is a full on grind parody. We're gonna have people dancing. You're gonna be, parody, it's just gonna be, it's gonna be like, you never, it's like the grind's back. Yeah, exactly.

This is like how I watch Spaceballs before I watch Star Wars and then I watch Star Wars and I was like, this is a funny at all. Oh, yes. And then remember, yes, we got the good hood is coming into a live streaming show and it's gonna be a regular streaming show on our show. This is what you really think is gonna bring them in.

Oh, you got to. It literally has to. I'm just physically trying to remind them because you literally cannot tell them enough. What kind of putting into you think you'll eat it with Jackie? I don't know. That's for a reveal. Okay.

You don't see if I don't see some good damn tapioca. I don't like tapioca. It's got chunks in it. You've got to like the tapioca. You like tapioca? I do, but I don't like bubble tea. It's like the same. It's just basically bubble bubble tea is that be okay in frozen form.

And it's too big like Han Solo. Yeah. Yeah. But also the straw is so big. You feel like you're sucking off a robot or something. It's like it's a weird. I mean, interesting. But you got bigger mouth. I'm certainly way. I guess you know, your mouth is more narrow than I thought it would be.

It's first time you're looking at it. Huh? I just want to talk to you. first time you're looking at it. I just want to read your emails there. Let me check it out. I'll take a little email. Fucking show. I'll show you. I'll show you.

I'll show you. I'll show you. Check it out. All right. Because you said you got some good ones last week. I feel like every week you've said, oh, I've got some good ones. I'll share them next week. But then it doesn't seem like you haven't been sharing

the good ones. No, sometimes I do. Sometimes I forget. You're right. And sometimes when you read it and you realize it was never actually very good. Right. But you read it last night, you're super stoner.

So I mean, yeah, I'm good. I'm good. So I wrote the following report for my supervisor to have on record after receiving a crazy phone call while dispatching for animal control and Springfield, Missouri. Okay. I decided to not edit it. I think the official report style makes it even better.

On 317 2021 or on 9am, I received a call from a man who sounded mentally disabled. It was a man stuttered and had trouble getting clear thoughts out. You started by telling me that he had brain damage to please be patient with him and answer all his questions and promise not to laugh at him. This is how we need to start everything. Oh sure. All right. You better have brain damage, though. This can't just be a sexual bit. I promised not to laugh and said I would do my best to answer his questions. He mentioned to me that he had recently been in the hospital and was now in a hotel room. He said he had found the door open and gone inside and it was now hiding under the bed Oh, so he was a drop he was in pain. Yeah, the hotel is it any about 41 bottles of pills

They had taken a lot of animal tranquilizers. I attempted to find out where he was and he said he was in a hotel on ELM Street somewhere downtown Elm Street. I suggested Elm and he said yes Yes, this is what you this again street somewhere downtown. Elm Street. I suggested Elm and he said yes. Yes. This is reports style. Yes. Me a line of questions. That was something like this. Are you an animal control officer? Are you a lady officer? What does your truck look like? Does it have boxes for dogs in the back? Could I please, I'm begging you, just go into one of these boxes. If you saw someone in a dog costume, would you have to stop and pick it up? Right? He expressed that he had a dog costume that was very realistic

and that he was a small person. So I would probably think that he was a dog and could put him in one of the boxes so that he could hide in there for the day. When I let him know, I could not do that. That's when he started to ask where we keep the trucks and saying that if I found him in one, I could just pretend to not see him. He also wanted me to look at a Dalmatian dog costume on the internet for comparison. He continued talking and mentioned that he has four guns and a lot more pills and he was wanting to kill himself.

Well dogs don't, dogs don't have guns. No, no, no, it's fear. I mean, they can have a gun, but most of the time they think it streets. Yeah, sometimes dogs do pull triggers. No, no, no, it's fear. I mean, they can have a gun, but most of the time they think it streets. Yeah, sometimes dogs do pull triggers on accident. No, yeah, just kill people. I contacted this batch and continued to try to get an address or a hotel name. He would not tell me anything, but continued to ask about the truck.

I asked him not to kill himself or hurt himself. I also told him that I was very worried about him. I don't like to send help if he could please tell me where he was. Eventually, he told me that the pills he took made him as small as the letter I on a phone. Next, he went into questions about if he jumped in my purse, what I take it home and put in my closet. He then talked about jumping into my slippers. He asked me what size shoe I wore. If there was dough and sentations in the slippers, and if you could fit in the indentations, he'd get right there all again, kind of cute. I mean, not really at all actually

because of all the guns and the drugs and the vore. This is a vore element. There's a lot of elements here. This question's got more sexual and fetistic, because I attempted to keep him on the phone. I eventually got an address of 517 ELM. I attempted to keep him on the phone while talking to dispatch about his location. He continued to ask questions about my feet, my toes gobbling him up, whether he can put

hot sauce on them. At a few points, I can hear what sound like like him masturbating. I attempted to get a room number, his name or description of the man, but he would not answer my questions. He eventually invested here. He eventually said, because again, this is some of the techniques, a very helpful person because he said he was suicidal. And so they're trying to stop him, right? So you eventually he said, I see officers. Why did you send them? I told him because I did not want him to hurt himself or anyone else. I told him they were just a help. And he said, you tricked

me. And he sent me the phone for some time after that. But he would not communicate with me other than answering my questions of, are you still there from time to time? And then he hung up. All right. Well, there you go. What a story indeed. No word on if he committed suicide or not. I don't. And then they did pick them up. They said that he was found. He got picked them up by animal control because the cops had then kind of animal control had to be called the cops.

The cops came and they said they found a man in a full dog suit asking to be picked up and put into an animal control truck. And then he was openly masturbating. All right. There you go. You never know. It takes a village. Animal control. I said, my God.

We are animals, so I guess that would check out, but yeah, okay, well, there you go. Here I got another one. Let me just start by saying that this ghost encounter has four total witnesses including myself. So when my brother and I were kids, we hung out with our two male cousins at the time. Did normal boy stuff like climbing on the roof and jumping off and having rock fights,

etc. Me and my buddies used to show each other our buttocks. Yeah, absolutely. You got to have fun with this year. They'll wink for you. So one day we were playing in mine, my brother's garage, and decided to go play in the attic. And this is where the spooky stuff happens. Myself and one of our cousins climbed up first, we were the youngest and smallest.

From a brother and another cousin, then climbed to the top of the ladder to see a staring motionless at the back of the attic. They asked us what we were looking at. This granny doll hanging on the wall, I said. There's a lantern under it. I move over so they could see and they look just as confused as us. Pain to the wall, the very back of the attic was a granny doll. It was a similar doll style as a raggedy and, but it was an an old woman and it was nailed to the wall by its hands and its feet to some more crucifixion. And there was a huge old timey oil lantern underneath it with a fire

burning illuminating the doll from underneath. Because I was up there with immediately clawed his way back down the attic with his brother. They both seemed completely rattled. However, my brother told me to go get closer. And as I went to, I don't want to preface this with a few things. My brother and I have always believed in ghosts. We were all just also just generally de-sensitized to pretty much everything because we grew up on the internet. So our opinion on ghosts has always been if they live here too, treat them like a roommate. Don't fuck what them. They won't fuck with you. That's not any treat roommates for the most part. Can I, don't look at them. Just don't look

at them. Don't look at your roommates. I never look at a roommate. Never look at a roommate. Okay. I called all the way back there to get a closer look. And yes, indeed, it was a fucking granny doll nailed to the wall with an oil lantern lit underneath it.

I immediately came back down and got my parents. My mom climbed the ladder and said she didn't see a granny doll, but she did see a light coming from the back of the attic. She went in and came back with a tiny toy battery powered lantern, much, much smaller than the one I had seen. And this one was made out of plastic. We had never seen that toy lantern before and even weirder. It still worked. My brother and I and our parents all joked about the so called granny doll that haunted her house well into our adulthood. This happens maybe 20 years ago. So we turned to a whole encounter into a sort of inside show. However, a few years ago, we asked those same a whole encounter into a sort of inside show. However,

a few years ago, we asked those same cousins that they remember the granny doll and they both turned pale, went in seconds and refused to talk about it. Wow. Well, there you go. You never know what's going to happen. Okay, everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening. Every day, you're going to live every day, fucking hanging out, like you're crucified to an attic wall. Just remember, hey, I'm just happy to be here. I'm happy to be here. Red free living rent free and this goes to economy. This is incredible, right?

I'm living rent free in this family's head. I'm a granny doll. I'm crucified. I'm laughing my way to the bank. I know for a fact that I am scaring everybody. Isn't this awesome? And I'm just crucifix here because I stole an apple next to Jesus. Couldn't Christ. Well, that would make sense. All here because I stole an apple next to Jesus fucking Christ.

So that would make sense. All right, and then you're gonna love the fact that you helped open heaven. You didn't do that. And then also I forgot to, you know the upside down cross came about because the one of the other disciples was gonna get crucified.

And he wanted to be dare be crucified and say man or Jesus Christ. So then he was crucified upside down. Well, isn't that fascinating? All right, everyone. Well, thank you so much for listening. Thanks to everyone who came out to Comic Con, not me.

Oh, we did it. We had a really fun. Yeah. And I'm sorry, I couldn't make that, but I know Marcus and Henry had a great time. No, everyone else did. The show sounded great. And thanks for everyone who came out to Las Vegas.

We sold out. Why is guys? And you know what, my reward for that was? They asked us to do the club in Salt Lake City. Whoa. All right. So there you go. Make a for that was? Hmm. They asked us to do the club in Salt Lake City. Whoa. All right. So there you go. The connection.

There are rewards. Steve B. There is. Wait, well, you get to go to Utah. Potentially, although I don't think there's enough money to actually go because we'll have to cost us. Anyway, thank you for coming out. And for the birthday cake.

I got birthday cake. That's really nice. And the crowd saying happy birthday. Happy birthday. So that was nice, but I don't like my birthday, but I was like, thank you. No, but you know, again, there's a really good time in your 40 new.

42, 40 new. Yeah, I can see it. Last week sucked. So now this week is gonna be better. This week's gonna be better. Okay. It better been. And this year is gonna be great.

We're more than halfway through it. No my year Yeah, you you're saying it's that you're in a low stuff my year of 42 Which is just begun. It's just begun. Yes, you're right. Yeah, you're right. It's just begun Really has and it's a huh. Wow. Oh Steaming out the fucking the whole man. Thank you all so much for listening to Hillary's house They'll say to Tom. Congratulations. Hey, me. See you on Saturday.

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