Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Violin Tendencies

Episode Date: November 17, 2021

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime stories: A violin heist results in double murder, a drunken man asserts his rights at an airport, an ex-priest pulls on pig privates, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories That's when the cannibalism started And we're recording live coming you live from New York City it is side stories Man, it's so good to be back We were back in New York, and you have what happened to you I am jazzed up I got a three espresso shot cappuccino whoo pumping through my veins. I walked seven miles yesterday to get cereal Back in the city back in the New York groove. It feels good You know how I know that I'm back how is that I'm staying at this little like boutique hotel

That's around the corner from the studio It's awesome, and they hate you and they actively despise that you're there. No, that's the the true difference is that what I love Is that it was a big woman from Queens is that she's the desk woman and that we connected it was great She also she asked me if she should move to Florida and the response that you gave I was like do you love taxes? But then Florida isn't so bad with that, but then I know I meant yeah opposite That's so I was going to the hotel room. So last night. I had a little bit of a solo adventure I went I got some big thick-ass Polish food. I saw that on Instagram Yeah, I think I made it by myself. Did you cry at all or when eating? I felt emotional like I really did I was like

I got it deep inside of me having shit and fucking sense it won't come out sitting inside of me And you know whatever ransom errands I came back to the hotel didn't even think about it I was going in to try to dump right and I didn't think I didn't know what was gonna happen I was gonna try to dump. I'm so happy we're starting with this story, but continue This is how it is I closed the door not even thinking about it in in the room Right, and I'm not plopped down dick balls out and then all of a sudden I'm looking eye to eye with myself They put the mirror again a floor length mirror right in front of the toilet like it's not it wasn't even it's not even the Normal way you do where you put it on the wall in front of the toilet so that you could fill them through the two-way mirror

So no one's getting footage. It was on the door. So it's like this is the worst positioning I've ever seen it's so hard to grunt it out when you look at your own puzzled face in the face I'm just watching me. You're looking at you taking a dump, and it's like is this illegal I don't I somehow create am I am I a peeping Tommy and myself? It's just also like you just called a peeping Tim. I Think you can also really see just how vulnerable an attackable person is on a toilet Yeah, that's very very true. Welcome to side stories everyone. I am Ben hanging out with Henry Thanks to everybody who came out to the shows in South Carolina and North Carolina y'all were just absolutely incredible It was it was a good time man. It's really good. It really was first thing we're gonna do today

Update how many things can people get wrong at all times side stories remember this when you're listening to side stories We're like you the gentile audience show like last podcast on the left where we have all of these sources and map things out History we can reflect upon yes make our conclusions to be to be proper and and reticent at all times We are reacting to the news at the same time that you get the news and also I'm starting to think that the lame stream media I'm thinking that they wait to post updates to stories until after we record like I think they listen I think they are sabotaging us. It is very possible. Anyway, the father who killed a man because yes Was it the the Liam Neeson the Liam Neeson taken that was the theory that he put forth That was the theory that we went with it turns out that the man that he killed was not at all a sex trafficker

No, and the man was an innocent victim So there you go a small update on that story basically they said that when they finally found his body The father lied about the whole taken plot line that he was in the middle of and apparently it might have been a Young man with the IQ of 71 No, no, no, that's only six points above for a scum but six before scum was a billionaire. Oh, that's very true So they I don't know what happened here. This story is obviously going to evolve and change also like last week We after we record it because I looked up twice to find out if people got stabbed with needles at the astral world Sure, I got the catastrophe and then it turns out the cops also pull that back

It's going with what we know at the time Anyway, of course the astral world event will unfold in front of our eyes over these coming months And I'm sure we will all get to the bottom of it before we get that story Well, I do also the one thing about the taken story that it did illuminate me maluminate my brain was this idea Within human trafficking. There's this concept called the Romeo Pimp Romeo Pimp, which does sound like a WWF character. It really does. I think it is it is actually a Romeo character right now Maybe they fired him. It's hard to keep track but it's about the concept of

That young people get traffic young women get traffic because essentially instead of just like what they called the term is gorilla Pimp which is a pimp. He uses hard for us. He hits you with the rings. Where are you learning all of this again? An article, okay? And they have a thing called the Romeo Pimp, which is they seduce you and they love bomb you and then all of a sudden now You're kind of you're you're wrapped into this essentially You don't understand that you are being prostituted by someone because you're doing it out of love because you've been brainwashed All right. Well, there you go. If you had any social anxiety before welcome that to your Buffet of anxiety now or they be nice to you because they want to sell you into human sex trafficking or are they just be nice to You never know you never know just have fun with that grill them tonight

Thank you as soon as he gets home from work Wake him up from a dead sleep and be like are you trafficking? Are you trafficking me? Well, I just fucking snorted espresso up my nose Speaking of music we've got to talk about the story. This is all about the music. This is all about the music I actually had a chance. I was out here in New York City and I was hanging out at my little pubs Carmine's eating my pizza I had way too much pizza because I stayed there for seven hours Why were you at Carmine's for seven hours? I just started talking with Rocco He loves the comic book by the way great, but I ran in to some of the managers for this band

Brass against oh now the reason is so special It's so special and the reason that the band brass against is in the news not because they have a new hit or anything No, no, no, and you know, they're not being technically canceled No, sure they be because I think this is absolutely fantastic what happened here vocalist Sophia Eurista She invited a fan on stage because sometimes when you're performing we do this I do that stuff. This is what prevents that. This is what prevents it, right? So sometimes you have 12 to 13 bills on stage, right? And you're like, oh god, I gotta pee but thank but unfortunately for us nobody wants us to pee on him, right?

You don't know but he's never asked that is true But it wasn't the case for Sophia. She says on stage. I got pissed basically and then a fan is like My nickname is toilet me as well. Can I have some yes, and then so she calls the fan on stage He lies down in his back and she urinates all over his face, and I have to say this Wow, she had to pee because that stream popped off like it was Niagara Falls And it was it just it was just celebrating freedom. I can't really exaggerate how Massive her stream was it looked like a fountain. It looked like you know how those fountains they have of cherubs peeing

It looked like that where he and she must have really had to go and he's loving every second of it and the band I gotta give it up to the band because they know she was gonna do that And apparently then then they which we also feel like is a misstep. They all apologize It's rock and roll man. It's sometimes you get pissed on I Get I mean, you know true talk true talk GG Allen. He was doing this stuff That was the show that was the show The interesting thing about this though it was they were brass against as the name of the band what type of I still don't I can't even tell you They were met and what kind of music it is

They were singing a cover of rage against the machines wake up, and I feel like if you're gonna piss on a fan's face Rage against the machine. That's Tomorello's fucking boom boom boom. I mean that's the band that you cover when your lead singer is gonna drop trowel and Stream all over a fan with the whole it was better than the fans got it at Astro world truly and the bands they just kept Playing they were just there they're playing they just all looked forward and I guess it's one of those things I guess you hadn't seen Sophia's pussy yet Like no one had seen her go but that was wild because I'm not like I'm not pea shy But I don't know if I'd get that brazen of a flow out of me in front of a crowd of people

Well, that's what was so impressive and again truly impressive this story is all everyone is consenting adults Oh, yeah, this is a wonderful story I think this is a positive story about a celebration as a matter of fact They're showing that their tickets are selling like fucking hotcakes. They're European tour. She better out It was a huge movement that's a thing their band only Apologize if you truly feel you've done something mean-spirited and trying to hurt somebody this was done in love We love and as Henry just said it's the best news the band ever got it They say what is it like 10,000 new Spotify or iTunes songs are hitting the internet every day, right?

You gotta cut through the noise. How do you cut through the noise sometimes? It's just a trickle Small amount of liquid that comes out of your pussy you wanted the band the statement from the band was we had a great time last night It welcome to Rockville so fear got carried away That's not something the rest of us expected and it's not something you're gonna see again at our shows Thanks for bringing it last night Daytona Florida which I think is great. Of course. Well, you got to clean up the crowd a little bit and then she cleaned up her own mess Well, oh my god, I mean like cleaned up the mess. She's a gentle woman. That is a she's a hero She's a real performer. Well, she is a beautiful woman. That is for damn. Sure. Yeah, she's also it doesn't hurt that she's very attractive

Yes, she's I mean, this is it's just one of those stories. That's like wow. I I can't believe Almost, you know, this is what my grandpa went to World War two four. That's right. This is the freedom that they fought for What fought they the blood The hands on the blood the bloody hands flag done They fought for this and one of the interesting things I was thinking about when it comes to this We were talking about the rubber band effect the rubber banding effect of you know COVID six feet keeper distance Okay, yes people are back now, and I feel like one thing we are learning is people missed each other Yeah, and they missed human contact in all forms of human contact

With swim in other people's human shit just to be like I'm around you. I'm with you with you I'm hanging with you. So there's something almost healing, but I kind of thought that hookah bar should come back first That like there should be steps in between necessarily like being not afraid to shake people's hands sure and getting piss in your mouth from a traveling musician as well Because I you know because you don't know what's in that piss. Oh, we kind of do actually I do It's a Polish food Polish food barbecue Whatever their green room is but for her now Sophia a bunch of mushrooms Whoever handed me all of those mushrooms at the end of the show and Charleston

I actually for the young couple that saw me outside and handed me a whole eighth of mushrooms that also was awesome That's very sweet of you But when it comes to Sophia the only thing that I have to say is As we learned from Mick Foley mankind If you start out on top of the cage you got to fall down you have to so what's next poop? Yeah vomit poop That's the only thing don't do it. I would say don't do it No, you know you keep that pee you or and you don't necessarily have to do it every show I mean Ozzie only bit the head of a bat once and he didn't know it was about technically was a mistake

He didn't know he thought it was a prop, but yeah, the thing is that now is this gonna become a thing Is this gonna people people showed up saying piss piss piss piss or is there gonna be how many other big fat bearded men? Because the man also he fit the profile because they'd like how many more of these men are gonna line up Yeah, and then also maybe this is a vi plate. This maybe this is a VIP ticket experience Yes, very important to pissy So anyway, her green room is probably gonna be stocked with a little bit more water Pdl this is Pdl light that'll get it out going well. So anyway brass against The only the only amount of I've only heard the amount of the clip as far as the band

I don't really know what the music is at all. I've learned nothing about I get you know, what's so funny? I didn't even research the music in any way shape or form even afterwards I learned nothing about the music. I looked at pictures of the woman and I watched the PP video several times And I know I don't even like PP like porn like I don't watch PP porn though. Protest too much perhaps No, I would you know, I would be like No, you would be like a little troll for it, but I Do feel like I was the son. I was like wow wow that's showmanship It really is so anyway

Well, also we have kind of a follow-up on a follow-up this Catholic Bishop story continues to impress this guy's great I love this guy. So there was a Catholic Bishop we spoke about I believe he's around 41 years old His name is Xavier novel and he actually wrote novels. They were erotica. Yes, he wrote all the like Satan based erotica Yes, because as Henry can attest a man well, and I went to Catholic school as well Catholics have a strange sexual fascination with the devil nothing makes you hornier than a collar Those preach callers just seem to hold the come down and it builds and builds and builds I think they they are the only people that are hornier than baseball players It's possible

They might have sex more as well. So Xavier Novel he resigned as a bishop so we could write his erotica But now he's actually involved you mentioned the word come. He's involved in the selling of pig semen Hmm. He's in the pig semen game. He's an entrepreneur. He is an entrepreneur. Oh, he's 52 years old I apologize. Yeah, please. Um, so he his career It's not just that he goes door-to-door and be like, hey, you want some pig come? He's the milker. Yeah Oh, wow, he's like a locovore about it. Yes, he wants to see the source. He wants to hear the oinks. Yeah, it's quite bizarre He does it digitally. Yeah, the cat like with his hands like manually. I think that's how I hope he doesn't do it with his mouth email side stories LP ot l a gmail.com how we get in that big come

We could also probably listen to an episode of round table at some point. Oh, yeah We talked about horse comes so much Marcus is right across this these barriers here Yeah, he's not supposed to legally be listening because he this is his time away from us, right? He would know he would absolutely know so this is according to the Catholic Church The Catholic clergy apparently they are quote reportedly outraged by the new career move claiming that the priest is quote possessed and Quote masturbating pigs. No, he is possessive of a good business idea I you have all these pigs hanging around right like how many times I've spoke like I talked to one like guy

He was trying to help me like with a retirement thing when he's like, you know Money's like sheep in the field, you know gauges hang around was your sheep. You gotta get wool. Yeah, I get much You gotta milk honestly you look at all these pigs being like if you're not gonna kill them right now, they're just cute I make them come that's business if I am a pig. I ain't complaining. No lean back. Yeah, I'm either baking or being masturbated I'll be masturbated. This is according to a clergyman. This is what they told the Spanish media Spanish media outlet they say it's like the parable of the prodigal son in the Gospel of Luke Although I don't remember Son went to go like fuck all the animals in the farms, but I don't know

Maybe there are parts of the Bible that lie by omission as well Oh, I mean, honestly those guys all hung out God knows what they did a lot of times They had a fucking they weren't allowed to have sex before marriage were allowed to have all these types of things at the time So honestly those pigs probably were legal. Yeah, that's probably why we couldn't eat them for so long because they were there for fucking That ain't food. That's dinner. That's fucking that ain't food. That's my wife Okay, the source told the outlet again. This is the same source He says it's the story of a son who abandoned the father to lead a debauchery's life and ended up wishing to eat pigslop But in this case, it's the beast slash devil because he masturbates these people are fucking weak

I loved it. They take it so seriously Seriously, even the Catholic clergy in Spain, which I would assume is one of the more intense. It's funny Yeah, you tell me that that person who used to be like he vowed Funny as hell, right? This is Italy. You like if you're Italian and you're in Italy, you love this. You elected Berlusconi Bunga Bunga Roberto Bernini needs to play either the man or one of the pigs. I think he needs to come back I love you don't like him, but I loved him. I don't like him. I think that he's presumptuous

About how much we love him. I think he's lovable So according to some of the books again, he wrote a book called the hell of Gabriel's lust And a trilogy called amnesia. I want to be in the movie versions of these Chubby Polish priests gets turned by the local witch woman And the thing is I thought he was 41 because he was the youngest ordained bishop at the age 41 He peaked too early. He peaked too early I just can't imagine you give your life to god or do you really give it to other human beings who pretend? No, they do sort of give it to god. Well, you give it to the the church. You know give it to god

Yeah, you give it to a corp But then you're just like so what are you doing now and then you're like i'm jerking I finished my erotica and now i'm jerking off pigs and if you can't smile a little bit How do you believe in a god? How do you believe in a higher power because obviously this is this is a master plan? And this makes me actually have faith again. You've made it to bishop Which is a really important part of the catholic church Huge So you made it all way to bishop and the perks weren't enough that you had to search out satisfaction and pig come

So think about the job. That's what I want to say So think about like why if people talk about like, oh, why is everybody quitting their jobs at america right now? Blah blah blah, which I don't even know is fully true, but it's like that idea. It's like it's because the jobs suck um And of course there are did you hear how approximately three million doses they call it poor sign seaman So this is a and there's 19 artificial insemination center. So he's it's a big piss And I just didn't realize three million doses of cow or i'm sorry of pig Come and that's what we want to get to say. Thank you. Everybody supported our lp and sow

egg Worldly wait till we get to this part of our merch. I'm gonna ask ken I'll ask ken about when we can start selling cum. It's just sad that they disseminate pigs seaman better than the vaccine That's the only problem. Dude. Did you see how alex jones got they're gonna throw the fucking book at him? I did not. Well, that's fine with me. What happened now been officially named. He is officially guilty I believe in the civil lawsuit Of from all the parents from sanny huck. So they are going to Drain him they're going to drink his milkshake

Mary thoroughly and not like those pigs in italy. No, well, we'll keep you updated on that story Yeah, you should get into that because honestly he is uh, he yeah, probably don't want to um Financially, he's done and then all of a sudden he's gonna end up. He's gonna be selling like my pillows soon. Oh, yeah He basically already is all right. Well, let's move on This next thing I want to cover is a story from the drive which has become like we love this Yes, and a lot of good alien news a lot of good like news tech and stuff It's tech and news of the strange But also political mixed in and you really should read this article by thomas new dick

New that you should read because it's much more complicated than I can even break down But it is it is does sound like the beginning of a sci-fi horror movie mixed with a political action thriller Which is these norwegian undersea surveillance networks, right? They have these like hubs that are basically underneath Where russia can get out from out around europe right to come to the atlantic It's these little like little narrow areas where they have these things that there are these kind of surveillance The surveillance units that are used with according to norway. They're used for the planet earth, right? They're there to talk about like migrations of different animals and and pollution levels all this kind of shit But one thing that they kind of sneakily are able to do and maybe probably is the real purpose like when we have harp

We don't know what part really does but we kind of know we don't know where it's like they also there to Surveil submarine activity Okay, and you know and the one thing the russians have more than anybody else is really high tech incredible submarines But what we have just found is that this major hub the cables to it have been cut and not only the cables have been cut They have disappeared entirely and the thing that is really freaky about it is the fact that they At first I was like oh cables like you know like oh, yes someone can come That's the one thing that this article would you look up the the article title is norwegian undersea surveillance network had it cables mysteriously cut for the war zone and

The way he talks about it's like one thing that I hit me was like oh the cables are 10 tons of cables Right, so it's very difficult to remove them. They are gone. They have been ripped apart. This happened in april One of these hubs we covered this once before in april another one of these hubs the same thing happened The cables were cut and then the cables themselves were gone And they also were saying that if you looked at the damage done to the actual hubs It kind of seemed like to be honest like not to mince any fucking words here. Some giant monster did it Which is one of those like gives you tingles, but it's also probably the russians We don't know like they because maybe they haven't officially blamed the russians yet. You pretend as if these giant

Mysterious creatures might not have political allies Could the bloop not be a communist or a russian? Who knows? All I know is I hope he loves the old red white and blue Um, uh, france. Oh, yeah, norways military according to the police security service are reportedly investigating this So this is like the real human beings are investigating this and be like well We better figure out what the hell happened and as henry said these um Sensors are there to monitor effects of climate change methane emissions and fish stocks and of course other data as well

The other and they quote-unquote other data is type of things that we do here in america Where the other data is what is actually paying for the entire thing It's like, you know, why facebook got to be the size that it got is because it's not really there to like really Altruistically track you and your family It's selling all of your data to whoever will buy it and it was more than 2.5 miles of fiber So of course of you know fiber optic electric cables. So yeah, we'll keep you updated. Hopefully they find out what happened Because what did happen? It's just insane. I just I mean the good answer is that it's russians Yeah, that's the good answer

That's like the normal answer that that will like we can all deal with like we can deal with just normal like fucking country versus country But if it's giant monsters We're not ready for kaijus. No, we're not ready quite yet at all. Although maybe just maybe it'll bring the world together if we have Some you're starting to sound biological force to fight. That's the reagan. What's his name ronnie? Reagan and uh, gorbachev Gorbachev space wars. Yeah, their ideas. I love when the aliens show up Which is why I had a teacher in high school my teacher We had a philosophy teacher because I was a part of the ib program

And they he hit us every day with this idea that the u.s. Government will use holograms to fake A an alien invasion in order to create the nw out. Well, and isn't that also I know you don't watch man The watch man is also that watch man. What's the ufologist who has more of a positive positive view of it? Steven greer. Steven greer. That's kind of his point as well that he thinks it will lead to world He just wants to suck an alien's foot He's a god damn you just don't like him because it's mildly positive. He still has aliens and all of his lore It's not about it being positive. I just think it's I don't have a problems with him I don't have the problem. My problem with him isn't about being positive

I just think that our relationship to whatever the intelligence is is neutral Now they do not hold our agenda in mind when they deal with us if they if they are there They are not thinking about how we feel you wait until they have pineapple pizza And then they are going to be in love with us because that's how they're going to reel you in kissle That's how they're going to hypnotize you kissle Through pizza. Yep. I'm fine with it. Um, also nor region authorities have publicly disclosed that the russians have interfered Mm-hmm previously in 2018. So it wouldn't be the first time. However, it's cool. It's it's interesting It's cool and no matter what

The russians must be very serious if they don't want those to exist because that is just again 9.5 tons Of a wire is a heck of a day for some poor as navy troop It really is and then they're all shot mad to keep their fucking secrecy You know they do it over there and then honestly that whole spot of like as they travel through that water like because it's their It's a choke point right like where the russians the only way for the russians to sneak around europe It's right there. Yes. It goes under our nato allies. So maybe they're the russians are sneaking around. All right Well, let's move on to let's see here. Why don't we do something involving? Oh, let's just do death. Yeah, of course Yeah, um, this is a fucked up story this violin story

Let's do the violin tale this violin story is kind of I feel like this could also be like a nick cage movie at some point There's a father and daughter like what this story is about is If you want someone a friend of yours to hold something that's very very valuable sure Maybe don't tell them How valuable It is because you don't really know somebody if they got desperate you don't really know somebody if they're desperate That is very very true. So this man banard von bedau and his 14 year old daughter They were found dead in their homes. So they were they were tortured to death. Jesus because

He asked his neighbor if you would watch his Valuable stradivarius violins while he went on a trip if he would babysit violins, which it does seem I don't think that's smart and also because one of them just one of them sold in 2011 for 13.1 million dollars There's only 650 Stradivarius violins left. Yeah, maybe you just want to get a professional person to to watch over it or just You know put it in a room and then it's not going to move. We it's not an animated It's we're not in a disney movie the strategy It's not this does remind me a little bit of the three stooge's video game my stradivarius

where you had to go and collect money to fix your stradivarius but Only in that term because at no point was there a double murder of a 58 year old man and his 14 year old daughter So this man who loaned them this well stradivarius is he must feel a little guilt He's dead and no those were his those were his stradivarius Oh, those were his those were his stradivarius He had these in a private collection I guess he went to his neighbor and he said will you watch these while I'm out of town Another guy was like I can't fucking wait to watch him right right and then he went and this man who his name was

Uh grannis he went and he hired two other dudes two other germans. This happened in germany I got him the azerial spartakus steinmetz nailed it and stefan yorg Messing docking job right they're all 60 plus so it shows life doesn't end at 40 No, it really doesn't 60 is the new 30 and who says you can't kill at 30 That's what I'm saying So he got those guys together uh his old buddies and say like do you guys each want to split 100 million dollars? All we have to do is seal these violins, but the only thing that's getting between us and these violins are these two people Because what they did was is that he held on the violins and they showed up with his two other goons

And then he tied up his family the breed out They tied up the guys with the the violins because they needed the authenticity certificates in order to sell the violins Which I also feel like must be so highly tracked that even that Must be incredibly difficult to do I don't think that you can really just sell those unless you sell them to the black market And then I don't know if you're gonna get the real money. You're not you would get no You'll probably get killed. Yes, and then they'll just take them. Yes, because that's what they're doing. Yeah, police commissioner hugel grants He says the two victims were tortured

The older von burrito was found flung on a table Dead from a gunshot wound to the head with signs of torture His daughter was found in a bathtub with a gunshot wound to her belly Grant says the two were likely killed somewhere else on the property and then dragged In to the home. No, this is like it. They got bad. They got got and it was really very sad But you know you just got to be careful who you trust You do especially when it comes down to having a hundred million dollars worth of violin I'm just not dying over a strata various. No, it's a fucking via. I know it's nice or whatever. It's rare

But it's a thing. It's just a thing. It's an object. I know it's money and I know it's that all that kind of shit But when it comes down to it Lordy lu give them the ox certificates. Just give them the who gives a shit. It's already done And then you just call the police. They'll track it immediately according to grants again hugo grants He's on the case. He says our principal hypothesis is that the motive for the double crime was to find the intern international certification of authenticity of the violins as henry said so they could be Sold but again, they'll be like where'd you get the violins from? You believe there's a bunch of people dead who had the violins before oh, it's like

We definitely know because there's only 650 of these violins. So we know exactly who owns them We know who owns them We sold them to them because you can really probably the only way you can get them is either like they have been through a family They have sat in somebody's house For hundreds of years or wherever the fuck it is or they were sold through a museum or some through something official I guess you could also get it through the black market, but not these days can't do vial I don't know about I mean I learned a lot through tiger king. I also didn't know there was a whole black market for tigers Oh, yeah, so um, I who I'm sure the tiger's a tiger's harder to track than a violin a violin sits in one spot

That's very true. Yeah, this is according to the uh Lorena let's matter. She says charge. She's a prosecutor. She's charged. She's gonna be coming soon She says to commit the crime at such a brutal murder and such a brutal murder It must be it must be because they knew the victims and then she says we found a lot of evidence So I guess they knew the victims and they it was his neighbor It was his neighbor I'm like money man Brings people man. I do have to say the daily beast. Um, this was in their out of tune segment

So there you go. Thank you daily beast. I love it when when real liberals are funny. There you go We've been traveling a lot heaven we kissle buddy. We've been traveling so much. Oh my god. My knees are sore. Yep Oh from sucking dick. No, this man was going No, a man was going to tsa And he didn't want to stop What do you mean you didn't want to stop he decided I mean none of us want to stop I'm gonna say that he was pre

agitated Right that it wasn't just I don't think this is just about the airport. I think that this man arrived Um, he's a 44 year old fun man by the name frank towers who sounds like exactly the man who would do this, right? Frank I mean, it sounds like he could end up as the punisher or something at some point Do you remember rip torn smug shot? From when he was wandering into people's homes hyper strung up. This is what this guy looks like His hair is sticking out either side of his fucking head, right? He must have been some form of inebriated or just fueled with the american spirit as he walked through the tsa

He told them I did not have to stop Because it is and this is how you know, there's gonna be a problem when he says it's a free country Because that's, you know, like well, you know, like sort of outside of here, but this is the airport There's nothing free about here. Yeah, the uh, it's questionable at best, uh, as well So the charges so he he came in he said he was just gonna walk through security. They were like, you're not rihanna No, you're gonna come through this He then started swinging a stanchion line post at people, right? Which is, you know, first level. This is mini apple of saint paul We just missed this. Yeah, he started swinging the stanchion people be like, oh, okay. Stop. Stop

He then removed every stitch of his clothing and began to masturbate Okay at people offensively he cheated which I honestly again, it's like a skunk Yeah, we just got to keep your distance then because now it's like because i'm not gonna tackle the guy who's everybody fucking clothes on Especially now that he's half hard with liberty I uh, yeah, he does the mugshot He looks like he's realized Maybe he didn't do something so good I'm not sure off for something even if you didn't want to go through the tsa. You can get pre-check

Um, because there's always you can get clear. There's ways to do it You have to sort of give up your autonomy in some ways, but you know what you're already traveling, man I don't know what to tell you. It's already it's already all done um The masturbating would know would be illegal no matter what even if this is a free country and you know We're working on it at best not if thomas jefferson had his way or horniest not president never was president Um, but I just feel like he you know, he made a point and then there were probably some people in line where it's like, you know What that's one proud brave american I kind of I agree with I don't have the balls to do and then he's like

I mean now he's masturbating and then you're like, oh now he he lost the he kind of lost this the thread You know, yeah, I think they really heard his case. It's just the airport man never mind thomas jefferson was president Okay, there you see I could check facts. I mean, I don't even care They uh, they found towers at 310 in the morning on surveillance video punching and headbutting tv screens Yeah, yeah, so he was wow. He was hammered again. I don't know if this was just about the airport He also, uh, he threw some chairs and approaching tsa employees. Yeah, he he was gonna be a problem Because you know, like you don't just in the morning. You can't just like walk to the airport either So you have to like get a taxi. I guess he could have drove himself there

I guess maybe he could have done the real long walk to the fucking airport in his hand And if you're just if you're sucking on a bottle of Stoli from the last like nine bucks you had right and you're sucking on This Stoli being like i'm gonna stop the airport. Yeah, and you decide i'm a one-man army against the god damn Airport and like you're ranting raving to people on the street and then because anybody can go to the ticket area Sure. I mean, you know john rambo in many ways Was doing something quite similar. John Rambo was a hero because he was a veteran He was a veteran. He served. Meanwhile, this man also tried to kill the united states military didn't do well They came at him. They wouldn't let him live can a man who got his time in the shit

Can he come back with some semblance a piece of land well something from man something on his own Perhaps that's what frank thought he was doing. No, I don't think so. I think frank is an asshole He did say he was gonna kill multiple tsa employees again. It's a problem. It's a problem So anyway, I don't the thing that gets me is it's 3 10 in the morning for anyone that's ever flown You know, there's no flights at that time. No, so he must have been there and just gotten hammered all night at the airport And then maybe wait maybe his flight was delayed and then he's always upset. He's right just in the nation But then he's not through the tsa yet. Oh, so then also I because you know when you are see there You know when your flight is not only delayed, but you're going to a place that you don't want to go to

Oh, yeah, sure because you know, he's gonna go do some kind of custody hearing whatever frank is going to Do it's not fun. Like he is going either to a funeral He's going to some spot where he like he's going to go to do some job where he's got to go clean up multiple bodies or something and so He's already agitated Like again, I'm this is not a this is not a uh because this sounds like this is pre-secured. It's pre-security That's what i'm saying. So how do you get you can't get hammered before you go in? I have no freak. It's minnesota It's a midwest. Maybe he was just maybe maybe he was at a dive. He just hang out with a sky cap

It's just outside up front. Maybe he is like a favorite bar Maybe you can go to a bar outside of the tsa area But it's still 3 a.m. And bars don't stay open till 2 at airport. They close at midnight if you're lucky We were just at msp. It's like in the middle of nowhere Like it's not like you know how airports are they don't put it in the downtown area But you got to go out to do things. It takes a while. You're talking like you're looking at like an hour and a half walk It really does fuck you're gonna go to go drink at the airport honestly side stories lpot lh email.com Where do you pre-drink before you go to e msp?

And like let us know whether or not like if you could you get drunk before you go that level of drunk because I don't I like to have you really slightly drunk and i'm like just just slightly tipsy And then once I get on the plane i'm having a couple of whiskies just especially if there's turbulence. Yes, absolutely So, you know have a couple of drinks, but don't get publicly masturbate and threaten to kill tsa officers drunk But that was always going to be there, man. You know what it is. That's not the booze No, well that was did's righteous indignation. He's a bad. He's a dumb man. He's a dumb and angry man Yes, also just a quick update. Uh, the jury selection has begun for the glane maxwell trial get that bitch So we will I hope she's got I should hope she's got her

Singing lessons ready. I hope she's gets her little stanchion out and she puts out her little her sheets her Her music sheets and she's just ready to tell everybody the whole fucking story or She's gonna get suicide in well. We'll have to wait and see she's definitely not having a great time in jail Believe it or not. Yeah, man. She's yeah, it's almost like it's it's nice to watch them rise Especially because the last one too like now they're really gonna be like because now they have to make Something out of her. We'll have to keep her alive. I think they do have to keep her alive And we'll see what she knows. Uh, they are interviewing 200 potential jurors. She's gonna do the thing where she goes in goes go How you say?

A cucumber. What is this english? You wait until the waterworks start. You thought that brass against was a was a water show. This is Poor galane. She is gonna start crying and then the jury who knows what happens because again Oh, no anything can happen. It's really fun. But that's why I hope she just the the good the only good thing out of this Is if she does flip on as many people as she single you can but then there's a lot of people pretty scared And you know what if you had sex with a child? Yep. It's time to shoot. Hopefully She's been charged with six felonies again, including conspiracy to entice minors to engage in illegal sex acts and she Participated in of course. Yeah. She's a monster. She's a she's a sexual predator and a

Uh, she is a part of the what is the real illuminati? Yep, so we'll keep you updated on that All right this week's hero of the week, you know, I'm gonna say it's kind of a serious one It is a serious one. This is a real actual hero because usually I do dogs Or who give dogs or I think you did the bees once like you just thank you to bees. Thank you bees Well in london, there was a possible terrorist attack There's gonna be this it was supposed to take place on sunday, but one taxi driver from liverpool says no can do Not on my watch and that's why he's being lauded as a hero So what this man did was the taxi driver, uh, he survived with relatively minor injuries

What he was able to do was keep this man inside of the car Outside of a liverpool women's hospital, which evidently was the target. Yeah, which is like really you just going for it He was just going for what do you go for? Yeah, he's just like so pathetic Um, the driver jumped out of the car as soon as the taxi started to burst into flames But the suspect was in the car and of course he died within the vehicle because the suspect because the taxi driver locked him in No, so that is like that's fucking action movie shit, and I would have been like, you know what? I'm just I'm too old for this shit. That's what I would have said exactly what I said You know who needs to thank him is paul mccartney another favorite another famous liver poodlian apps poodlian

I think that's the term. Yeah, I think it might be so officials said the investigation suggested that it was an improvised explosion Explosive device. Oh, yeah, he took us. Yeah, yeah, he definitely took a suggestion. He said, uh, see where Is it something and it was of course the assumption that it was built by the passenger now that being said once again If we if it turns out that none of this is real We're doing our best. This is we're just We're just doing our best. This is what the police said. Okay. We're just we just didn't make fun of the news Dumpy do-head Boris Johnson said that he was a hero and that man doesn't even know how to open it up an umbrella

So you gotta trust him. But anyway, the hero of the week is this man Who um saved hopefully or perhaps many many lives many many lives at a woman's hospital and uh god I'm sure If this was a suicide attack, perhaps there was a little bit of misogyny at play. Yes He's an asshole. He just sounds like a fucking asshole. He sounds like a real jerk and four have been arrested since Since then apparently within this so according to assistant Who are apparently a part of this plot according to assistant chief constable russ jackson He says following interviews with the arrested men

We are satisfied with the accounts that they have provided and have been released from police custody Oh, very good. Um, so they said it could have been much greater and the investigation continues to move at a fast pace With investigative teams working throughout the night great actually do they're just collecting ot but it's fine though It's good. They better be do something good. Well, it is true But you know, maybe it's just because of the movies, but I feel like the british, please That's fine. I think they got some good ones out there. I don't know. I think we're about to get in trouble For you even saying what because those bobby's In america, they would be I know they destroyed

They just hit him with a rocket launcher. Anyway, um, you never you sometimes you wake up and you don't expect to be a hero And um, that's what I never expect to be. No, never ever. No, okay. Let's just some listener. Uh, listener emails This is man. I was right I was fucking right. I am proud of you. I always said how robo calls record your voice Yes, some people said I was a conspiracy theorist. Sure. I got vindication Okay My workplace handles a lot of sensitive personal information the kind that can be used for identity theft As a result, we can get many calls from fraudsters attempting to gain access to clients accounts

One of their recent innovations is to use recordings of what I assume are the legitimate account holder However, like many criminals, these guys are no oceans 11 Right It is extremely easy to pick up differences between the voice of the caller and the recording Imagine being called by someone sounding like henry doing his boss an accent Then mysteriously switches to a marcus texan accent when you ask for the personal info I see. Okay. So we had we have some used voice changers Which only made them sound even more suspicious when it sounded like the chip monks were on the line. What a great game

Seriously, you'd be like, I just want to get all this free porn Anyways, we stand ever vigilant and few things brighten my day like hearing the cockiness of some scumbag evaporate away when I inform I'm I'll have to transfer them to another department for verification. Now. That's what I'm fucking talking to Hell yeah, honestly, thank you for what you do identity theft is such a colossal pain in the arse And it's coming for our elderly parents that thankfully have nothing to give Hey, you know, isn't that nice except for our money? Oh god No, it's you're never no prince ever wants anything from you. No, no one you're fine. Everything is no unless you're directly sucking his penis

Here we go. Here's the questions about body donations. I thought this is okay So there are options to donate your body to specific organizations For example, if you want to be a quote-unquote practice patient to help doctors learn how to perform life saving surgeries Or even just cosmetic surgeries You can go to some fancy medical university and sign some forms to make it official and donate your body Okay, when you die, they get your corpse your family can request your remains back after a certain period of time Presumably to put you to rest after it was all mangled up. Yes, but then you get your skeleton or you can cream it I don't want it after they've got it all

Mangled and put boob implants on it. I mean, that's cool. What is even happening there? That'd be kind of nice. Put some titties on me after I'm dead. Yes There's also an option for general body donation So if you don't specify where you want to go or what you want to happen to you The stake may get custody of your corpse and allocate you to wherever you're needed Many body donations also go through private companies which act as glorified corpse sellers to institutions both public and private in need of bodies Okay, so you may assume that all body donations are used for medical research, but this isn't quite true There's also many other useful uses for you. Yeah, there's a couple I can think of this is fucked up

You may be laid out just in a field to rot There may be hundreds of other corpses rotting in different conditions on these quote-unquote body farms This is the teach it's a teaching tool. It's the study decomposition. We know what happens They put you in a field and they go out and watch you rot We did an entire episode multiple on the black plague. We know what rotting bodies look not doing We're still doing that. We don't know what microplastics do to your bodies. We don't know what hair die does your eyes It's just an above ground. It's just an above ground graveyard. Yes. Okay. Yeah, it's a look. It's with alfresco Um, so that's really interesting. Um, and there's the largest one in Knoxville holds over 500 rotting corpses at a time in a field

Buddy, I think we took a wrong turn somewhere man Man, it's a horrible field to get drunk in you might be used as a crash test dummy All right, they've never dreamed of becoming buster of the dummy you remember that from mythbusters Then you're in luck because nothing can show the violent high speed destruction of the human body better than an actual human corpse Somewhere in Wayne and state university in michigan They're ramming a minivan full of corpses to a concrete wall right now If all of the bodies are hammered and they don't realize they're about to crash But doesn't the human body tense up if it's sober and then you can kind of just see how meat wobbles

That's cool. That's the best part. Okay. I don't know I don't know what they're gleaning from it, but I'm sure they're learnings. I mean, what is the other? I was like, yeah, that really fucked him up. He's gave me That's it. That's what scientists do great. Um, and then my favorite one you can be used for weapons testing Where you can get for ballistics and explosives the government uses pig carcasses quite often because the skin's very similar to human flesh Would you also like tattoo schools use pig skins? Well, which is why I love my little pigs But sometimes they need a real deal. No one wants to think of their loved one's corpse being strung up and ripped apart by automatic weapons Like sonny from the godfather. So the institutions evolved in this are often less than

transparent about what really happens to their donated bodies Okay, so lying down in a field or being used as some kind of medical like whatever What do implants do to the to the human forehead or being tore apart by a bunch of guns? I actually want the last one light me up. Yeah, it's just kind of fucking sweet. Yeah, I'm a big target. Yeah, you are Yeah, it's still all right interesting. Oh, wow. This guy's so much. What a good episode. We did it It's just another solid episode. That's why every day man. I love the fact. I'm above ground I'm going around right I live I live my life knowing that eventually I will end up New dead in a field of other corpses while a medical student goes like oh, this one's got an interesting fucking penis

Oh My little penis in a field. Oh, I love that from heaven. I just laugh from having one. I even know what I used to do with that No, you silly little boy. And then I find his fucking house I ruin his life I go and I fill up the like the movie dark water and I show up in all the puddles And he keeps seeing the puddles and it's just me they're masturbating at him and laughing laughing All right, everyone. Thank you all so much for listening one quick announcement. This is a reminder next week is Thanksgiving thanksgiving and so we're gonna put up some kind of we're gonna put up some stuff some older stuff We're taking a little bit of break and just remember as I put out there

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That's the words I wanted to say and uh, let's just be thankful to uh be alive for the time The short time that we have here on this earth. We only have one spin on this rock. That's what I've been told All right, everyone. Thanks so much for listening. Hail yourselves. Hail Satan. My good solutions. Hail me Yeah, me you little you little boy. Come here little boy. You can be myself. I'm gonna raise you. I ain't gonna fuck you I'm gonna raise you. Thank you Sell your body to science. Then I'm gonna fuck you. What's your order enough? Okay. Thank you This show is made possible by listeners like you thanks to our ad sponsors You can support our shows by supporting them for more shows like the one you just listened to go to last podcast network dot com